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Falling leaves season soon

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>> No.26097585
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Summer's heat replaced by morning mists

>> No.26097638
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But I want it to stay summer so I can admire monsters in swimsuits.

>> No.26097691
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Yeah, who cares about preparing for winter anyway?

>> No.26097793

What if I gave my patchwork zombie another pair of arms? Would she have a hard time fitting in with the other noble ladies after she wights?

>> No.26097853

All Wights have extra arms anyway

>> No.26097860

Reminder that big girls are to be IMPREGNATED

>> No.26097936

They have more room in them for daughters than smaller girls.
>"You're a big girl! That means you have a big womb! MATE and BREED! MATE and BREED!"

>> No.26098052

I want to breed an entire litter of pups into a Hellhound

>> No.26098117

Pffft, still no luck, dumb coin.

>> No.26098206
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This is what humans are meant for
We are all energy dispensers for slimes!

>> No.26098233

But I hate feeling sticky or slimy.

>> No.26098471
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I wonder what this argument was about...

>> No.26098658
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>Tfw I'm so far gone down the wormhole that I find a sandworm's exterior to be arousing

>> No.26098746
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At least some shortstacks know their place.

>> No.26099252

>Anon get isekai'd into MGE
>Turns out he got alped as well
>And a really submissive one at that
>This happens
I wanna dick the tsun alp.

>> No.26099327

>tfw no tsun alp calling you gay as you knock her up with your daughters

>> No.26099401
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Yetis are perfect

>> No.26099576
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>Title: "The Last Stand of Oakenville"

>Synopsis/Description: Set place during the Monstergirl invasion and eventual conquest of Uktobania. This documentary film is centered around the the rather famous last stand of Uktobanian soldier and sniper, Zachary Filmore. Who is part of the small Uktobanian military force tasked with defending the town of Oakenville from approaching monstergirl army forces. Watch and learn how the young 19 year old Uktobanian soldier and sniper Zachary Filmore managed to hold out in a sniper's nest. And fending off monstergirl hordes, witnessing his fellow Uktobanian soldiers fall, taken and dwindle from the Monstergirl army forces. And then holding out for nearly three weeks straight all alone by himself with nothing but his rifle and plenty of ammunition. And finally falling and being proactively dated by his eventual monstergirl lover and wife. This feature stars Bellson Harversam, famous for his roles in previous romantic documentary features. And now plays the role of Zachary Filmore as he is a direct descendant of him.

>Tags and hashtags: History documentary, #romanticdocufilm, #BellsonHarversam, #laststandofoakenville, Romantic Documentary, Monstergirl favorites, Demon Realm approved and sponsored films and series, War, Rape/Proactive Dating, Female-on-Male, Femdom, Gentle Femdom, Fear Boner, Happy and Romantic Ending

>> No.26099608

What happens if you yell out "KAR REN TUK!" in public with demon girls everywhere?

>> No.26099685

>Alp Anon is the MC of an instant loss 2koma

>> No.26099694
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Klaatu barata niktu to you as well, human!

>> No.26099695

What happens if you yell out "Klaatu Barada Nikto!"?

>> No.26099696

>No fighter aircraft and pilots getting pulled out of planes for airsex by flight capable MGs

>> No.26099742

I want to literally eat a monster girl.

>> No.26099770
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Alpanon is a fully heterosexual male who loves a Dragon.

>> No.26099835

Eating a slime girls slime is considered a sign of affection.

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>> No.26099889

>>No fighter aircraft and pilots getting pulled out of planes for airsex by flight capable MGs

Oh my God! Don't tell me I unintentionally used a name from some media, game, show, movie or any Intellectual Property. Because I thought i used a made up name I thought at the top of my head but ended up making a reference to an I.P. I'm not familiar with?

>> No.26099972

Gonna impregnate the alp as she keep saying she's a dude.
Gonna leave all her holes filled with cum as she keeps saying this is wrong and I'm gay
Gonna take the alp home and clean her off and let her sleep only to do the same thing tomorrow.

>> No.26100145

Correction: I want to eat a monster girl AND still live afterwards.

>> No.26100194

just drink her milk

>> No.26100391
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>tfw no ancient evil onee-san

>> No.26100535

She wants to take over everything and rule with a iron hand
>But she also want to spoil you and see you happy
Sounds like a ecchi-comedy just waiting to happen. But with actual sex.

>> No.26100777

You're not going to defeat a Creeping Coin that easily

>> No.26100810
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>> No.26101069

I want to get a monster girl onee-san and not even realize she's an ancient evil. I just want to think all those high level demons and such are her friends.

>> No.26101084
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relax cousin
nothing's gonna happen

>> No.26101180

How would famous stories be different with monster girls?
The scarlet letter?
Moby Dick?
Wizard of Oz?

>> No.26101246

Ace Combat.
It's actually Yuktobania in AC, but I forgot that.

>> No.26101254

Who's the artist?

>> No.26101789

>Rome and Juliet
It's exactly the same, except they get back up as a ghost and undead incubus at the end.

>> No.26101803


>> No.26102155

Evil/sadistic overlord monster girl that's super lovey-dovey with her husband is the best type of monster girl and none of you can convince me otherwise.

>> No.26102261

what's the best time to have sex with a fish?

>> No.26102276


>> No.26102300

Define evil/sadistic. If it's actually evil as in murders fuckton of innocent people, then it's shit tier

>> No.26102420

Fuck I'm dumb.

>> No.26102481
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>> No.26102494

I think that makes a much better story. I never liked the original.

>> No.26102518

>If it's actually evil as in murders fuckton of innocent people, then it's shit tier
I mean evil in the monster girl evil sense. Like Apophis.
>I want to take over this country/whatever and becomes it's ruler and make everything extremely lewd
Type of evil.
Though, if it's a lich or other undea it might be
>I'm gonna kill everyone and turn them into undead since life is an abomination and undeath is far superior

No idea who that is, but sure.

>> No.26102583
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i enjoy foxes

>> No.26102663

But do they enjoy you?

>> No.26102798

i'm not sure but they know that i enjoy them at least

>> No.26102833

>They find a way to alp-ify you and have you dicked as revenge

>> No.26102890

Jokes on you I'm into that shit as long as it's temporary.

>> No.26102966
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What makes foxes so marriageable? I like a lot of different MGs, but only foxes evoke the
>must marry and impregnate
instinct within my monkey brain.

>> No.26102978
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Going into Yeti territory holding a "Free Hugs!" sign!

>> No.26103042

Well there would be like 4 of them waiting on you, fighting over who gets to hug you first.

>> No.26103056

>Human ears
Stop it

>> No.26103080

She can hear your love for her.

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>> No.26103143

Now I want to see a fox with only fox ears and hair that doesn't cover the sides of her head

>> No.26103258
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Moths are fluffy!

>> No.26103405
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>tfw no grem gf to build fighter aircraft with

>> No.26103482

>must marry and impregnate

you've fallen for fox magic

>> No.26103538

That one looks a little denser than fluffy. Is there a word for that?

>> No.26103641

So its like velvet?

>> No.26103765
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moths are for marriage

>> No.26105009

Give the man MORE ears!

>> No.26105225

The day of ice monster girls

>> No.26105234

Imagine licking your fox wife's human ear, simultaneously stroking her fox ears while there's some angry man outside shouting that it's not right and that you should stop

>> No.26105251
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I like dom shortstacks

>> No.26105388

>Rent is on the first of each month, boya~

>> No.26105436

Can I pay via a direct deposit of cum into her pussy?

>> No.26105442
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The Spice extends boner duration.. The Spice expands dong. The Spice must flow.

>> No.26105450
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This rent is way too high!

>> No.26105484
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Why are sandworms so perfect?

>> No.26105498

Wait, why am I paying rent to her? This is my house!

>> No.26105520

She was living in your attic before you arrived, so that makes her the owner, or something.

>> No.26105567

Oh don't complain. The rent is just your mouth on her tit, among other things. She can be flexible.

>> No.26105612
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Does she know about the NEETbugs in the walls?

>> No.26105616

The rent is providing excess Mana to be sold. There is a reason why she lets Youkai come every night to fuck you.

>> No.26105663

There's just something about them that captivates the mind.

>> No.26105673

Monster girls are ruthless

>> No.26105867
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>> No.26105930

>green out that beats you up if you don't do your language lessons
Hold up
Duolingo is green
hakutaku is green themed

>> No.26106064
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God-damned morons...
Hope you haven't made any recent investments.

>> No.26106107
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Where's the gun edit Anon when we need him?

>> No.26106128

I want a constpiracy succubus
blaming every wrong doing as secret order propaganda

>> No.26106141

Wait do they want to turn men into their debt slaves?

>> No.26106177

what is the most dangerous thing you could accidently trigger?

>> No.26106252

Can I shitpost in their threads and say they are all virgins before posting a dick pic?

>> No.26106264

Pulling The Lever in a dorf fortress.

>> No.26106268

Lilim castle alarms
pharoah tomb
echidna dungeon course
Misses bones wild ride
winning a match of tetris 99 and the other top 9 nine are all lizard folk

>> No.26106285

Your ancient ushi-oni matron wife. They are usually very calm and regal.

>> No.26106343

>"Thats what they want you to think!"
>,,, who is `they`?
>"The order! Who else?"

>> No.26106363

>winning a match of tetris 99 and the other top 9 nine are all lizard folk
I'm gonna beat them a few times over just to prove my superiority in video games.

>> No.26106761

It's not. You'll get pregnant too as revenge for the impregnation.

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>> No.26106833

Asanagi is the artist, Fatalpulse is the doujin circle.

>> No.26106859

What about raping her to death as punishment for her crimes?

>> No.26106862

>"Anon, I don't like 'em puttin' chemicals in the water that turn the fricken mucus toads gay, do you understand that?!"
>"Alexandra, you know that's ridiculous."
>"I'm sick of this crap! Gay mucus toads, it's not fricken funny! You know we need men to survive and they're turning us all gay, won't you fight for your life?"

>> No.26106958
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But what is best in life?


>> No.26107026
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The taste of demon pussy

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>> No.26107935

>do your fucking homework, anon

>> No.26107992
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I want to wash and brush Gazer's hair and tail. Not sure what they smell like naturally, but she'd probably use some fancy products to give it a fruity scent.

>> No.26108022

I was expecting the other hand, but this works too.

>> No.26108053

>tfw no mamono to kill you and then bring you back to life as a mindbroken living dildo

>> No.26108384

The idea of a alp getting impregnated by anon and then as revenge alping him and getting them impregnated should not expand dong. But it does.

>> No.26108440

Fucking secondaries have no idea how Alps work. I'm tempted to write a story, but the only plot I have envisioned is basically double heresy

>> No.26108453
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I refuse to be raped by a monster without massive muscles.

>> No.26108531

Everyone who posts about alps is just a massive faggot.

>> No.26108618

>I'm tempted to write a story, but the only plot I have envisioned is basically double heresy
Do it. I'd read it.

>> No.26108662

I wanna dick a tomboy alp and you can't stop me.

>> No.26108690

>double heresy
How heretical are we talking?

>> No.26108718

You're not allowed to write Alps without including traditional and wholesome Finnish autism.

>> No.26108743

what is wholesome finnish autism

>> No.26108818

And why alp and not a tomboy succubus? Because you are a faggot, and out of the hundreds of entires in MGE you need to have the girl that's actually a man.

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>> No.26108856

but alps are girls

>> No.26108970

It can only be described by finns, but I hear it has something to do with travelling for miles just to look at some local dude's winning lotto ticket and eat cake. And this >>26108846. Also social distancing before it was cool.

>> No.26109037

Honestly I just want a tomboy monster girl GF, I don't care that about about what race she is.

>> No.26109064

I wanna beat up and alp and tell him "Fuck off tranny".

>> No.26109090

So are you a massive faggot?

>> No.26109123

It's kind of part of our male instinct

>> No.26109312
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How to piss off the sabbath with one easy trick!

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>> No.26109449
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Which mgs look best in bunnysuits?

>> No.26109537

show me a fish in a bunny suit

>> No.26109587
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>> No.26109666
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My wife(s)

>> No.26109690
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Is this a monster girl?

>> No.26109781

Inside every anime girl is a monster waiting to come out.

>> No.26109797

guess it does work

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>> No.26109881
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Gazer is always the answer! The cutest in cute outfits!

>> No.26109896
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Say something nice about Cirno on her special day today!

>> No.26109916

Who? Is that some new monster girl?
Some sorta Ice Fairy?

>> No.26110023

Would fill with a fairy swarm.

>> No.26110031

You know Gondola? It's that.

>> No.26110056
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I miss actual winters.

>> No.26110121
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Is there a lot of paperwork needed for an Automaton to legally become your master?

>> No.26110168

Pretty sure you just check a box

>> No.26110202

she's very youthful and sexy

>> No.26110233

Automatons predate the concept of contracts as we know them by a good millennia.
All we know is that if they call you “Master,” they recognize you as such.

>> No.26110322

With a Demon lawyer, that's no problem

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Me too.
>All we know is that if they call you “Master,” they recognize you as such.
It's the other way around that interests me.

>> No.26110417

Impossible without a new personality, and even then it'll be useless surface level shit. Name calling, occasionally cleaning her servos and sensors.

Full conversion, you'd need some sort of rampant, megalomaniacal AI to be installed.

>> No.26110508

This should deter Monstergirls


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>> No.26111404
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I wanna charm a snek by playing Zelda's Lullaby at her.

>> No.26111405


>panties on the outside

prepped and ready for monsterization

>> No.26111711
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Touma can take care of that, though.

>> No.26111766

I want to be charmed by a snake. Or any MG for that manner.

I don't care if it's a magic-induced lie. I rarely feel bliss or lust, or any strong romantic feelings. A close approximation would be enough for me.

>> No.26111825
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When the villain takes notice of you

>> No.26111847

That would be a historical moment. You are gonna be in the news!

>> No.26111864

>"uh, hello?"
then turn 180 degrees and walk away, because I'm not a hero

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>> No.26111940

you do realise you dont need to be a hero for people to notice you.
like those shows where the villain turns people into monsters of the week

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>villain turns people into monsters of the week
Okay I don't walk away, I fucking run and keep running until I can't go any more

>> No.26112088

>Moby Dick
I don't think they would understand Captain Ahab's motivations. I imagine the Dl's husband would like for whatever reason
>Wizard of Oz?
Probably the easiest story to monsterize. Either have a version where a man gets transferred to Oz and dicks the Wicked Witch or one where Dorothy gets monsterized

I'm afraid I don't know anything about the other two. The last book I read was Blood Meridian and that one is impossible to make appealing to monstergirls unless it was presented as a horror movie and even then they would hate it

>> No.26112106

I dont want to bring alps into this
I mean for all you know she could of offered you a waifu in exchange for your services

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>throwing your children is a reasonable attack

>> No.26112163

Don't worry dude, only gays can be transform into alps.

>> No.26112294

>some sort of rampant, megalomaniacal AI to be installed.
Sounds perfect.

>> No.26112354

>in exchange for your services
Depends, would said "services" involve my tongue?

>> No.26112449

Works for Slimes.

>> No.26112463

Works for Angry Birds.

>> No.26112481


>> No.26112544

So... Killer Instinct’s ARIA?

>> No.26112623

Hey, as long as it works.

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Finally got more kiki wife. Been meaning to get this for a while and boy did nano deliver.

>> No.26112669

Nice Kiki.

>> No.26113830
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>15 reasons why you should marry an Automaton
>written by not an automaton

>> No.26113937

>>written by not an automaton
Of course, it's written by an Automaton's father.

>> No.26114042

If perfectly calculated cuckoldry isn't one of them I'll pass.

>> No.26114091

>only 15

>> No.26114143
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The highest IQ ever measured belonged to a man who got sick of university life, wrote a book on his hobby of collecting used streetcar tickets and worked entry-level jobs for all his life.
So next time you make fun of Anubis-chan for holding on to ticket stubs, maybe keep in mind her brain is just more smarter than yours.

>> No.26114241

Boy finns sure are adorable and endearing! Can you post more off-topic ebin maymay garbage about them?

>> No.26114285

Anbubis-chan is a dork and needs to be bullied

>> No.26114310

Swedish hands typed this post.

>> No.26114402

What monstergirls would play stellaris?

>> No.26114630

>have over 200 IQ
>still falls for surprise buttsecks

>> No.26114636

IQ without application is worthless.

>> No.26115080

She always plans to move forward, that's something from her behind will get her

>> No.26115219

Nerd birb

>> No.26115257

Smart enough to not chase carrots.

>> No.26115295

She can't do that if shes in front of the countertop.

>> No.26115344

i dont get it

>> No.26115660
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You're going to watch my new movie, right?

>> No.26115667

Lizardgirls since they're the basedboy/simp equivalent or something.

>> No.26115727

just saw the trailer

>> No.26115816

Lady Selene chalenges you!

>> No.26115915

She's gonna kick my butt.

>> No.26116083
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>builds up to the worm appearing
>ends with the worm's gaping maw staring into your soul
She's a star! Pink Floyd made her soundtrack!

>> No.26116109

Think of it as a lesson

>> No.26116264

Has Seven Seas stopped translating MGE completely? I know they didn't do WG3 for obvious reasons but it would be nice to have stuff from them in the future

>> No.26116392

They always said the license was just for the encyclopedias themselves. The world guides are a harder sell to casuals.

>> No.26116486

I don't like the new graboid design

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>> No.26116730

Which ones-san monster would you want?

>> No.26116827

Ah, a Gummer of culture.

>> No.26116855

A cheshire act one. One that will have sex with her little bro.

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>> No.26116873

Would they be mad if I deathball their entire empire?

>> No.26116910

Didn't realize there was a new Dune movie

>> No.26116911

Would a lot of pro gamers be lizardgirls due to how competitive they are?
What if I challenged one of them to a 1v1?

>> No.26116947
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Dark Mage

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>> No.26117047
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Mage milkies...

>> No.26117077

Special mention for me goes to holsts, titanias, cheshires, and jinkos.

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>> No.26117300
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>only ONE onee-san

>> No.26117424

>The calculating and intelligent Tengu Empress has finally taken over the Earth.
>After all the agreements are signed and logistics taken care of, she shows what her human and tengu subjects can expect from her rule by dickthroning her new king consort for everyone to see.
>In reality, you just stuck it into your Tengu GF after she won the game.

>> No.26117930

Manticore or Weresheep

>> No.26117945
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Salute your local non-threatening kobold civil servant.

>> No.26118016

Hell no, she gets paid MY tax dollars, all she's getting is this dick

>> No.26118064

are they going to rape him?

>> No.26118067

I would rather lick the boots of my local crooked hellhound cop

>> No.26118098

they are going to rape him and rape him hard.

>> No.26118248


>> No.26118696
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I want a wife, not some lame arrested development fantasy.

>> No.26118724

i love this fox

>> No.26118731

Sounds hot, but would she actually know anything about owning a human?

>> No.26118744

I want to arrest a big tit fox too

>> No.26118944

this is how you treat those with meaty tails

>> No.26119034

We need more nerd bird

>> No.26119365
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I wanna be sandworm food so fucking badly

>> No.26119551

It can't be hard, she just has to feed her human, let him sleep at night, allow going to the bathroom and keep some toothpaste, soap and shampoo so he can wash himself.

>> No.26119666
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Emotional support MGs when

>> No.26119696

Hopefully her idea of feeding doesn't only entail breastfeeding. I want some steaks

>> No.26119779

So is going to a MG brothel just for emotional support considered fine or would they be annoyed you won't fuck them?

>> No.26119781

Yetis Hellhounds, Weresheep, hell, if you're feeling down and you've got a waifu of any kind of MG I'm sure she'd try to make you happier.

>> No.26119813

Succs are a blessing

>> No.26119898

I've always pictured minotaurs as onee sans and holstaurs as momsters

>> No.26119909

Minotaur momster would be nice.

>> No.26119969

Makes sense. Minotaur Tomboy Onee-san and Soft smothering holstaur momster sounds like a draining combo to be adopted by.

>> No.26120074
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I think about this spider a lot

>> No.26120162

>draining combo
That's a good term

>> No.26120203

Fine, but also don’t be surprised when they show up at your place the next day.

>> No.26120285

Why, do they need emotional support too?

>> No.26120350

You forgot to pay

>> No.26120503

Do they accept electronic payment? We could go together to the ATM if they prefer cash.

>> No.26120517

>minotaur momster
>wants you to be tough and independent
>can't resist the urge to smother you
Wouldn't be too bad desu

>> No.26120525

>Go to MG brothel
>Hire a hellhound
>Ask her just to big-spoon hug you
>She does so and eventually you open up to her about your life
>Some times later your time is up and you feel better, despite not having had any sex
>Go home
>Go too sleep
>Next day nothing special happens until around dinner time
>You hear a knock on the door
>It's the hellhound from yesterday
>She has a bag with her
>Without even waiting for you to say hello she comes into your home
>She tells you that you clearly need someone in your life
>She takes out a apron from the bag and cooks you a healthy dinner
>She then takes you to bed and big-spoon hugs you, not taking a no for an answer
>After you accept that she won't stop she helps you open up to her
>She then proceeds to gently dominate you while riding your dick
>The rough sex comes after you tell her that you love her

>> No.26120531

I want a clingy, possessive Manticore to huff my hair and clothes

>> No.26120687

You lost your chance. Now you'll pay by being a toy for a bunch of succs

>> No.26120886

Damn right.
Also KC pretty much confirmed that MG brothels are essentially glorified matchmaking businesses with the Side Guide for the islands.

>> No.26121415
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tfw no big Hellhound to gentle dom you

>> No.26121526

Like zoinks scoob I didn't know you were a girl

>> No.26121580
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God I wish this were me

>> No.26121692

This but a Jinko

>> No.26121726
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A cat is fine too

>> No.26121729

My nurari headwife would probably be using me and my kiki maid wife as bedwarmers/dakis

>> No.26121892

When you dick a Manticore and find out you can't pull out

>> No.26121897
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Big cat is more than fine

>> No.26121940

i want to huff a manticore like this back

>> No.26122205

what monsters are very needy for attention

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>> No.26122265

I want to be a slave/mana bag to a bunch of haughty dark mages or witches. Cute human mages is fine too

>> No.26122272

Night Gaunts become so used to being tentacle raped, groped, and controlled by their husbands they canonically become very clingy and needy when separated.

>> No.26122281

Big cat can be beeg cat.

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>> No.26122701

Good thing you weren't planning on pulling out

>> No.26122980
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That is not how you use a fucking rifle

>> No.26123015

wide hips

>> No.26123127
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>"oh, this was YOUR wife? looks like you're both gonna be my cute little sluts then. hoooora, come to mama now~

>> No.26123131

Belka did nothing wrong

>> No.26123248

I'll rescue the Pharaoh!

>> No.26123320

Apophis stealing kingdoms from a Pharaoh is a lie. A Pharaoh will just want to retire and will drop hapless Apophis onto the throne.

>> No.26123414

Wow, that Pharaoh didn't even give birth to any successors.

>> No.26123498

What is this feeling I get from reading this? I MUST KNOW

>> No.26123542

Just 360 and moonwalk away. What's she gonna do? Beat me up?

>> No.26123593 [SPOILER] 
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I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.26123686

There is nothing wrong with using Dark Matter on your own land. What happens if you Dark Matter a Demon Realm?

>> No.26123772

Is she gonna feed me to her most exotic pets for her amusement?

>> No.26123833

Some times I just want to bury my face in Manticore neck ruff and take huge gaping whiffs of her feminine musk

>> No.26123925

Moon rabbits are for sex appeal.

>> No.26123986

She may "feed" you to the manticores if you're naughty yeah

>> No.26124038

What's something a monster can say/do to get you hard instantly?

>> No.26124207

Looking into a Medusa's eyes.

>> No.26124208

Is that why I have the urge to offer my cock to Reisen and Tewi?

>> No.26124274

Just don't look into a moon rabbit's red eyes

>> No.26124333

What does alp mean

>> No.26124400

a literal paggot

>> No.26124435

Basically just a guy who transforms into a monster girl due to a mixture of homosexuality and mamono mana. In the majority of cases it's a succubus but can be something else too.

>> No.26124454

Literally a tranny.

>> No.26124487

That's giving trannies too much credit. An alp is biologically a woman.

>> No.26124508

Didn't expect a Duolingo reference in /mgt/.

>> No.26124530

You're still a faggot for fucking them.

>> No.26124582
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Indeed the spice must flow

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Do all Monster girls wear embarrassing underwear?

>> No.26124706

Many wear nothing at all

>> No.26124709

God there art is the good shit I love it

>> No.26124741
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Bog: bonjour mademoiselle coin
CC: Mochi Mochi Bog-sama
Bog: how is ze operacion on your world going?
CC: smoothly my lord
Bog: good, you know what to do now
CC:of course my lord
Bog: good continue with ze plan
CC: he bought?
Bog: yes, I will dump eet now and you can keep heem if you want
CC:thank you master

>> No.26124756

Existing nearby, I'm a slut for succubi and I know it.

>> No.26124777
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Casually and almost emotionless ordering me to eat her out from under her desk

>> No.26124797

She's a good pet owner. Look at her showing affection

>> No.26124835
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>> No.26124856

Why? Will I go insane?

>> No.26124859

How does it feel to be mainstream again, sandworm-chan?

>> No.26124870

Stupid Astartoth clones.

>> No.26124896

Is anyone going to be watching me get raped violently by wild manticores?

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>> No.26124915

Abs are for being ruined by pregnancies.

>> No.26124927

You'll become a mindbroken slave to the lunarians. God damn lunarians

>> No.26125044

I want to get BEEG and SOFT ghost wives from evil specters.

>> No.26125123
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Make strong wives into strong mothers!

>> No.26125156

This is true.
Remember that the more muscle she has, the more kids she can carry.

>> No.26125250
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Yeah, she'll be forcing your pharaoh wife to watch the manticores violate every square millimeter of your body and squeeze you dry like the end of a bottle of toothpaste till you nearly pass out while the venom makes her process it all as slowly and pleasurably as possible. Apophis will finger the fuck outta her while it happens of course. When she's so desperate to have some of you that she's broken the manticores get called back and she gets dropped into the cage with you to wring out what's left.

>> No.26125257

Well, I am a human man. It is in my nature to desire mind-breaking sex and take care of my monster mistresses's sexual needs.

>> No.26125279

I used to like them but desu fuck rabbits in general
Especially after seeing that re zero episode

>> No.26125327

While you are speaking truth, you shouldn't consort with vile alien lunarians. Stay loyal to your own realm!

>> No.26125342

This is really good. I want to get forced to fuck lots of other wild monsters that the apophis have in store for me.

>> No.26125408

why not consort to them?

>> No.26125493
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They slander our great youkai benefactors

>> No.26125567

Is it because they said she was older than 20?

>> No.26125612

She is young in youkai years!

>> No.26125674
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how would your mg waifu react to finding out you whored yourself out in the past to pay for college?

>> No.26125741

Wacky partying with sloth monster girls!

>> No.26125752

Play-fighting with wolf tengu!

>> No.26125808

She would be surprised I didn't whore myself out, and not because I didn't want to.

>> No.26125813

i want to have sex with fox youkai

>> No.26125819

>So that's where your skill is coming from
Hopefully something like that.

>> No.26125881

I want an uncle ruckus like monster girl that despite how monstrous she is she still claims to be a human order paladin with a mere skin condition

>> No.26125904

Probably some monsterized paladin girls that are like that

>> No.26126064
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Moon rabbits are NOT useless!

>> No.26126147

Cannon fodder for human cocks

>> No.26126269

How do I gross out a monster with the idea of sex and the sight of my penis?

>> No.26126318

You could try to extol the virtues of NTR and proclaim how you've done it a bunch with said penis, but that would probably confuse her more than anything else.

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What's the verdict?

>> No.26126323
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Moon rabbits exist to train young men.

>> No.26126326
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Taking out your frustrations on your waifu after work!

>> No.26126341

get a vasectomy.

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>> No.26126359

Taking out your frustrations on your Amanojaku wife!

>> No.26126385


brunette momiji

>> No.26126393
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anon is built for impregnating fairies. period.

>> No.26126402

This lewd boobie loup garou does strange things to my cock. Also, her dress keeps slipping down her shoulders.

>> No.26126411

Why would you marry one to begin with though

>> No.26126413

Wait, what are the going rates for man-whores anyways?

>> No.26126414
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Comfy series. Animation could be better (or at least could have used less obvious CGI).

>> No.26126453

This is true.

>> No.26126485
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Why didn't they send one of the fat older dudes from the human village to fight Junko or to solve any of the other incidents? From what I've read they're pretty powerful.

>> No.26126769

>Rubbing a dog's ears releases endorphines and gets them high.
>Kiki meido having her ears rubbed in master's lap and pondering the mysteries of the universe.
"What does it mean when something is clean?"
"Is my broom a part of my body? Or am I a part of my broom?"
"Am I clean?"
"If master truly loves my cooking why does he take me out to dinner so often?"
"I didn't respond to that post. If my mother dies, can I go to jail for momslaughter?"
"Am I bird with fur, or a dog with feathers?"
"Master always says, 'Fuck Jannies'. Maybe I should pick up a part time job as a moderator."

>> No.26126885

Did KC give new ETA for his game's demo?

>> No.26126942
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Even the ugliest of bastards tremble in fear of Kaguya's technique.

>> No.26127098
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Sleepy fruit sheepie

>> No.26127284

>It says here you are 102% Monster with a 2% margin of error

>> No.26127407

I know this is going to sound retarded but every time I try to think of a new story to do it circles back to my unending hatred of New England and involves chaos girls.

>> No.26127430

Why the association?

>> No.26127449

Do whatever your mind wanders too.

>> No.26127455

>unending hatred of New England and involves chaos girls.
I see nothing wrong with this, all east coast state other than Florida are lame.

>> No.26127470

why do you hate new england?

>> No.26127559

Have you tried writing a story like that to get it out of your system?

>> No.26127616

Damn that's hot.

>> No.26127652

Wait, isn't this just a subtle way of saying someone has a small dick?

>> No.26127720


>> No.26127741

Wait a minute...that's not Kaguya!

>> No.26127761

No it means you stretch fairies real good

>> No.26127842
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Comfy tiger.

>> No.26127869

dear fuck its a cold day I hope summer girls managed to stay warm

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>> No.26127955

>Masshole "I'M WALKIN ERE" Rata

>> No.26128065
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Will your waifu miss summer anons?

>> No.26128079
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yakuza nurari that sings baka mitai while dancinc seductively to lull you into a horny trance

>> No.26128106
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Dumb short squirrel

>> No.26128151

Undead in the cold months need extra warmth even a Wight needs a hug

>> No.26128204
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Consider it done I'll hug every lone undead I see

>> No.26128275

new england is the setting of many lovecraft books

>> No.26128296

If a normal snack he can swallow eggs, could a lamia swallow a watermelon?

>> No.26128320
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God I wish that was me

>> No.26128326

I like notJapan er Zipangu. But my moon roons ain't up to snuff. Which mamono can tolerate me asking her to domo origami in any circumstance? They're supposed to be loving and forgiving women, after all, right?

>> No.26128353

Zips love foreigners and can't resist trying out their common on the gayjoons. You'll be fine. Maybe told something you don't understand, so they can have a bit of a laugh, but for the most part you'll be fine.

>> No.26128364
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She might, but I won't.

>> No.26128391

Don't underestimate a monster's love. If she falls for a man, she'll spend an entire night learning his entire native language just so she can sweet talk and seduce him.

>> No.26128402

Their skulls are largely humanoid, so probably not.

>> No.26128403

Can't help but wonder why the Order has a symbol of a cross. I'm talking about an in-universe reason, not the actual one.

>> No.26128417

Nah...but bear with me.
Wonderworm Nurarihyon

>> No.26128456

Now that sure is sweet. Tolerating a round eye utterly destroying their language is probably near sainthood. Not to mention going the full 9 yards and cracking several books herself. I figure most here aren't absolutely certain of their Japanese, so that's probably a boon for all. Otoh, there are the sorts that might want to get some linguistic feedback in a serious way beyond my poor standards. Got any recommendations? It did occur to me, since the best weebs are hardcore and dedicated. Might as well bring up the mamono deeply into that sort of thing...

>> No.26128521

does letting a monster fuck you solve all your problems?

>> No.26128532

This is unimaginative, but it does keep cropping up as a "do not do this" symbol, in pictorial contexts. So as we're all aware of how the SooperBedBurrito ain't a fan of much... not the best explanation, but it is pretty amusing.

>> No.26128553

No, but that isn't going to stop her.

>> No.26128556

Its to symbolize the planted sword upon which the last hero has made a monster free world.

>> No.26128562

I want to hug a zombie yeti so that we both are warm

>> No.26128566

I mean, I would probably do alright with zipangu monsters seeing as I currently live in real life zipangu. I won't claim to be fluent, but I can handle mundane conversations. Still, I wouldn't put it past monsters to learn every language their husband know solely for the sake of pitching woo or pillow talk. I'd probably be really frustrating for them to be unable to properly convey their true feelings to their beloved directly.

>> No.26128602

Are all the other girls she brings with her also rough yakuza types?

>> No.26128631

what am I supposed to do when the mofu mafia and the mouse mob both want me

>> No.26128648

i want a nurari to tease me by master baiting openly with her tanto's scabbard and moaning my name.

>> No.26128691

>Join my gang...or else.
>You would be wise to join my gang.

>> No.26128720

No shame in minding the gap or meeting her halfway. Ain't trying to be a spoilsport, but some mamono species might... how should I put this? The spirit might be willing but the brain might not be up to it. Here's a interesting question. Now what if her attempt to speak your language was frankly terrible? How do you guys feel about that? Even waifus can't be perfect in every area, otherwise how would you differentiate their personalities?

>> No.26128808

KC may very well have an answer if he ever puts out the book on the Order and the other divinities.

>> No.26128834

Almost makes me want to grab a cig, but I swore off of 'em. That's a pretty short tanto, if I remember them correctly. I'm thinking she's packing something odd. Wonder what it could be?

>> No.26128842

>what if her attempt to speak your language was frankly terrible?
How terrible we talkin'? I've heard enough broken English that it doesn't really bother me that much as long as I can get the gist of what the other person is saying. I'd give her a pat on the head, tell her I understood and maybe correct her a little if it really sounds bad.

>> No.26128869

>she rewards her oni enforcers by letting them gangbang you

>> No.26128933

Pretty damn terrible I'm thinking. Such is the nature of thought experiments. They tend towards the extremes. To be fair, I've a large tolerance for mangled language too. It is a hard road to travel, jumping outside of your native tongue rusts so damn quickly w/o actual people to exercise it with. Guess that means she's been shunning the other English speakers to coddle up to you, eh? How about this. I've had to do charades to understand what some folks are trying to convey. How well do you think she'd avoid the ahem obvious tangent when hand gestures and touching is so frequent? How intensely are you concerned with communication instead of "communication"? That's got to be a concern that pops up pretty often, right?

>> No.26128946

I feel you man. Every time I try to write a new story I end up falling into a depressive spiral and losing all will to live because it ends up sounding dumber and dumber the more I think about it so I just give up and masturbate to mother son incest hentai.

>> No.26129025

Lmao. I fucking love /jp/. Y'all are something else. This just doesn't show up on other boards. Keep trying, you've got better distractions than /lit/ pulls out any damn day. One man's autism is another man's treasure. That's how we do it elsewhere on /tg/.

>> No.26129073

I love you too random citizen.

>> No.26129109

Ain't you weebs the sweetest. Back at cha. Too bad most of us dice/cardfags get autism on pedantic rules you guys don't get. Don't mention d20 for the next 30 minutes pls. Otherwise it'd be a match made in heaven. Roleplay is basically indulging autism, after all.

>> No.26129115

That’s fair

>> No.26129204

You have my attention

>> No.26129272

Dunno what he's getting at. Double smoke sounds like Wonderland shenanigans, as far as I can tell. Ain't the worse idea, even if I'd personally find it problematic.

>> No.26129298

How short is the Creeping Coin?

>> No.26129359

about dollar or two.

>> No.26129360

Short changed

>> No.26129410

At average extension I'd assume around 80cm. I had a calc based on a game that used the smoller mamono to generate a relative average that consistently stepped upward. After that, I scaled up and it still fit the requirements of being near to each other across the rabge. It worked well for everything w/o a non-humanoid bodytype, but those are always a special problem.

>> No.26129460
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Being hero isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>> No.26129479
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Be careful when on the hunt for prides of lion girls instead of getting a pride of gentle ara~ ara~ you could get a pride of young brash tomboys who rape you relentlessly till you ruin their abs

>> No.26129481

*Btw 80cm being the perfect blowjob height in relation to the average human adult male is purely a coincidence. No joke. It really was derived from setting averages in relation to each other so that they would fit the random generator. Which was dice in this case.

>> No.26129487

How tall are Manticores and Hellhounds anon?

>> No.26129521

About $3.50

>> No.26129532
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Good shit

>> No.26129537

>The queen gives you a loicense to rape

>> No.26129566

Would it be acceptable to start with her?

>> No.26129572

Those are around the same height if we use the MGE visuals as reference. So both of those girls average out around 173cm. That's about the size of the average human male. Of course you've always got outliers, so a shorter than normal adult could hit ~127cm at chest height for the normal adult male. The higher than average would fall into ~127 which is 219cm. That's pretty intimidating for a usual human, if they weren't sweet girls beneath the pushy exterior.

>> No.26129582

*Ignore the second ~127 that's a typo from when I was distracted by looking at my notes. ~219cm is the taller range for Manticores and Hellhounds.

>> No.26129595

You have to "prove your worth" first. The queen isn't going to take time out of her busy schedule running the kingdom for repeated attempts at impregnation. Gotta show her your little swimmers are able to hit their mark on the first try.

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>> No.26129663
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Big girls should be manhandled by shotas.

>> No.26129698

>tfw you will never be a shota cumflating big monsters with your big dick

>> No.26129720

Well yeah. If you wanted to be pushed/begged by a shorty, other types love that. The average Ogre wasn't made to ask you nicely or use magic. She could, but we all know what her thing is. For domination by pure VAGINAL STRENGTH, big girls have got it covered. Ain't no worry about where she's gonna put you. It'll be in exactly the right spot, as far as she's concerned.

>> No.26129754

>stolen drink foreplay technique
A man of culture, I see.

>> No.26129764

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the time of snug is coming as the weather cools.

>> No.26129831
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C'mon, do it! DO IT! C'mon, c'mon, shoot me I'm here! SHOOT ME! C'MON DO IT NOW!

>> No.26129862

"Whoever takes the best woman's hand in marriage has to be the best in bed." Datte a fucking princess bayo.

>> No.26129985

what kind of candies do lonely monsters give out on halloween

>> No.26130026

The Wario

>> No.26130042
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Beeg genie

>> No.26130061
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Beeg smol genie.

>> No.26130078
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>"Oh no, I forgot my candy in the basement if you wanna come down there and help me look I got an extra big king size bar for you"

>> No.26130092

I love cupids so damn much and I don't even know why

>> No.26130101

I must shoot her before she shoots me! Draw you lacy sexy fiend!

>> No.26130126

>Demon Realm Silver razor blades in the candy

>> No.26130152

She won't do shit

>> No.26130185

The Wario?

>> No.26130203

Now where could my pipe be?

>> No.26130212

F a r e w e l l G i f t.

>> No.26130217
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>> No.26130230
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Squishing things is dangerous, anon

>> No.26130287

oh boy! I'm gonna get raped by a frog!

>> No.26130298

I hope rich monsters give out full size bars

>> No.26130304
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Fat dog!

>> No.26130320

>rich monsters so out of touch with commoners that they give out actual bars of gold to the kids instead of candy bars

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Squishing shogs is mandatory and not at all dangerous

>> No.26130333
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Bully monsters by pinching their chub

>> No.26130344

>"We have plates"

>> No.26130355

she has one of those tiny plates

>> No.26130385

>dhampir bullies her vampire sister for getting thicc off their shared husband's blood

>> No.26130492


>> No.26130495

>frog neighbor
>dark mage neighbor
>hellhound big sister
>hellhound big sister's manticore and ogre friends
>Miss Haku
It's time to accept that you just aren't making it to 18 single.

>> No.26130521

>Vampire mommy teases her dhampir daughteru for only making daddy cum 7 times.

>> No.26130527

Thanks for making me shriek in laughter at 1:33 AM

>> No.26130533
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Do you ever worry about accidentally stumbling into a meeting of human Fallen God cultists? Because I do.

>> No.26130547

Mmmmm, yes.

>> No.26130551

I hope aunt froggy teaches me how to kiss.

>> No.26130583
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Some monsters are improved with a bit of chub

>> No.26130595

I believe all monsters are improved with a tasteful amount of chub, but that's just me, a MEAT lover.

>> No.26130644

The thumbnail made it look like an elephant head and trunk.

>> No.26130681

I'd rather have dhampir and vampire twin sisters to love rather than daughter dicking

>> No.26130690

I wanna be with onee-chan and her fuzzy friend.

>> No.26131141

What causes a cupid to make this face?

>> No.26131187
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Remember: even succs have a limit to how much stimulation they can withstand.

>> No.26131227

Seeing a guy with tfw no gf

>> No.26131299

Of course, those old boomers' advice finally make sense. Look her in the eyes, and give her a firm handshake. That's how you can escape succs. It all makes sense now!

>> No.26131309

Too bad I can't look people in the eye

>> No.26131331

>give her a firm handshake
>look her in the eyes
>she has heart-pupils
Oh no.

>> No.26131347 [SPOILER] 
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is that so?

>> No.26131367


>> No.26131402

Cupids make me want to fuck them in the ass.

>> No.26131490

Are you supposed to look at the left eye or the right eye? Or at her nose?

>> No.26131501

what if I accidentally keep dodging a cupid's shots

>> No.26131531

I don't get how looking someone in the eye's is hard this image I've always looked eyes first

>> No.26131550

They keep missing because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here on your file. "Unlikable".

>> No.26131566

My eyes start to feel like they're on fire if I try to look someone in the eye.

>> No.26131670

What if I shot a cupid first?

>> No.26131712 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.26131750


>> No.26131758

You get struck by a bolt of pink lightning from Eros.

>> No.26131776

You remember that automatic crossbow Gael used? Cupid pulls out two of them.

>> No.26131798

I remember the automatic crossbow Van Helsing used

>> No.26131813
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>> No.26131911

Pump a rum!

>> No.26131929

That's more of a pickle pee to be honest

>> No.26132119

>trip over own feet before the bolt connects

>> No.26132148

How does falling down cause you to dodge something falling straight down on top of you?

>> No.26132214
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I made one of muh wives!

>> No.26132373

nice human

>> No.26132399

Sadly koikatsu has no option for pussy slime. Or at least non that i could find.

>> No.26132593

>tfw no hyper-protective AI-fu assistant who dumps all protocols and fully commits to getting you the hell out the moment SHTF

>> No.26132757
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Optimal heat source for the cold weather

>> No.26132872
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Who needs heating when you have a yeti?

>> No.26132943
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Kiki is fine too.

>> No.26132980

winter kiki with thicker feathers and hair

>> No.26133040
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Heat the whole house with just one easy installment of a Hellhound wife!

>> No.26133115
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And some MEAT.

>> No.26133122

No that's yikes

>> No.26133156

What are you, an alp?

>> No.26133178

Haha binland LMAO XDD

>> No.26133197

I just like fit women and not obese ones

>> No.26133199

Why are you acting like this?

>> No.26133214

You're retarded if you think that's obese

>> No.26133226

Calm down, faggot.

>> No.26133643

Yes very much

>> No.26133674
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Should I mod my automaton to look and sound like Shodan?

>> No.26133687

Fearboner inducing.

>> No.26133917

What would a shog want you to call her after she saw you playing system shock games? SHOGDAN? SHOGAN?

>> No.26133949
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>> No.26134010

I really want a mayadere AI waifu. Or hell, even a yandere AI waifu.
Also you got a link to the full thing?

>> No.26134028

If you're okay with /co/shit look up Giffany

>> No.26134055

The Many.

>> No.26134088

From what I can see she would be right up my alley but I also have to watch through gravity falls.
Might be worth it, people keep saying it's a good show.

>> No.26134116

I need a redheaded Wendygo.

>> No.26134215

it stayed under the "toxic" line becuase it shared its screentime with adventure time and early steven universe

>> No.26134230

I like Gravity Falls.

>> No.26134347
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i almost said "what if steven universe was mge?"
but fuck that
automaton and golem friends, lets talk about that

>> No.26134681

13 Bub Fyr to Monster Girl Stacy C.Cindy, at large, possible threat in vicinity of large gastrointestinal parascitic enzyme. Did down, but not too far, this worm does the circle sword of death and hell. Try and fend it off with a basket or other large incendiary device, would you? We hear poison causes massive internal hemoraging. So don't hide your stingers. This mole sometimes refers to himself as ringleader general and will cause headaches if approached directly. And as it creating the ring there is no other approach, endure this one for us, would you dear? Stop on all accounts and notify police authority of the engagement, we don't want prying eyes. Stacy, if your mother shows up, you are to abort immediately, as this could ruin everything, you understand me? Godman Arena en route. Everclear. Out.

>> No.26134726
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>SHODAN Automaton
>Insults your intelligence and weak human body
>Can be caught off guard due to her always underestimating you
>Will moan like a common whore when you find her Automaton body and mating press the hell out of it
>Still taunts you more than an Atlach Nacha
>Makes you wonder if this was her plan all along
>The Many Shoggoth
>Separate yet same Shoggoth who is chaffing against metal mother Automaton upbringing is now warm and welcoming
>So warm and welcoming she won't take no for an answer
>You'll become her master and you'll like it
>Is not above sharing you with other humans and monsters she has corrupted as sharing is caring
>When you finally reach her core she tries to win you over with hospitality so good it's to die for
>Relentlessly assaulted by maids eager to serve and won't leave till your satisfied

>> No.26134798

I want MQ-9 Reaper automaton to bring freedom and democracy to my bed

>> No.26134893


Mindflayer seems more fitting of The Many imho

>> No.26134916

Would they use you to become monsters?

>> No.26135153

They sure as hell are gonna try.

>> No.26135300

>tfw no SHODAN automaton mistress

>> No.26135345

>Suddenly a dark priest shows up at the cult base after hearing their call
>She discover the cultists are awkwardly jerking you off while you are bound to a cross
>"What the fuck is this?"
This cult is under new management, for the good of everyone involved.

>> No.26135853

Shrine maidens with their shoulders exposed.

>> No.26136094
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And hips slightly exposed. Works great with fox mikos, snek mikos ect

>> No.26136167
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>> No.26136229

charm monstergirls with the greatest song

>> No.26136237

>contract says she can rape you if you lose to her in karaoke

>> No.26136317

>she goes from her normal genki self to a seductive demonic predator in an instant as soon as it is decided you lost the competition.

>> No.26136365

Damn George Lucas

>> No.26136418

What if you win?

>> No.26136448

you are obligated to rape her and if you dont then she gets to rape you

>> No.26136457

Also rape.

>> No.26136468

She becomes really salty.

>> No.26136582

>Anon beats her in karaoke
>She level drains you so you won't be able to defeat her again

>> No.26136917

>tfw no gamer demon gf who level drains you if she gets too salty from losing in a video game.

>> No.26137149

Can I marry said dark priest? She seems stressed about the whole thing and I think she would like to have someone she can show the rest how they are meant to do it.

>> No.26137254

You can run the cult with your new wife

>> No.26137286
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Only shitters do such things
Lose, I mean

>> No.26137290

Honestly, running a fallen goddess cult sounds pretty fantastic.
Imagine when you manage to get some higher ups like nobles or even someone from the royal family into your cult.
Fun items ahead.
Also a very lewd but loving wife is very nice.

>> No.26137315

Don’t be so hard on yourself.

>> No.26137447
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Lilims are weak against handholding

>> No.26137480

>Run fallen goddess cult with dark priest wife
>Manage to infiltrate fairly deep into society
>the cult members manage to convince someone of higher standing to join
>It's the princess
>Anon and his wife takes special care of her and makes her fall deep into depravity and into the loving arms of the goddess
>Anon now has two wives
Remember to pray to the fallen goddess every night anons.

>> No.26137535

That's what they want you to think.

>> No.26137558

Sounds pretty good, though I would rather just help take care of a small Fallen Goddess chapel in a remote village with my dark priest wife. I would be her bodyguard and assistant. We would also be quest givers to adventurers passing by.

>> No.26137562

Lilims will feign nervousness, affection, love , etc to get you in a position so they can mindbreak you. Don't trust them and stay as far away for your own good.

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have to get in close

>> No.26137617
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Should I be worried about a succuvirus coming out of my computer?

>> No.26137671
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Dude it's fine

>> No.26137786

I want a lilim to mindbreak me by just hugging me

>> No.26137909

perhaps to a lilim there is no difference between being lovey-dovey with their hubby and constantly mind-breaking him?

>> No.26137982

Just download creeping bitcoin and they'll fight each other over you

shog.exe works too

>> No.26137991
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Not if you have good software

>> No.26138024

I would imagine "mindbreak"(by mamono) would be a pretty easy way to lose all worry and be completly at ease. I think I would want to experience some form of temporary mindbreak by a mamono from time to time. Then again, I guess you don't really need to worry about much when you are in the care of a loving demigoddess. All she asks for in return is your loyalty and trust.

>> No.26138031

But she's writing something on my screen in lipstick.
>"uoy rof gnimoc m'I"
What does it mean?

>> No.26138097


>> No.26138272

Who cares, it's just a program - it can't do anything to you, except maybe deleting your porn or something

>> No.26138318

>deleting my porn
>even the porn I paid for

>> No.26138339

>Paying for porn
You deserve whatever happens

>> No.26138504

She's more likely to replace every woman in your porn with herself, and every man is replaced with a virtual copy of you.

>> No.26138542

The spoiler bit would be fine.

>> No.26138669
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A portal to the monster girl world opens in your bedroom, how screwed are you?

>> No.26138708

There's not much space here, hopefully no more than four girls come out.

>> No.26138745

Fuck I'm in the middle of my online lecture

>> No.26138875

>walk through
>wind up in some nerdy monster's bedroom
>she's got shelves full of zipangu animation merchandise featuring you, including a body pillow with a dildo sticking out of it
>she passes out from the shock of seeing you in person

>> No.26138940

Brb, going to my city's hospital to catch COVID and hopefully xenocide the thots.

>> No.26138949

>imagine unknowingly being a monster girl's husbando
Would be nice not gonna lie

>> No.26138982
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Ideally, very screwed.

>> No.26139013
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You're in good hands

>> No.26139014

The hentai doujins starring you though

>> No.26139028

Based anon waging biological warfare against the mamono and shitting in the Geneva convention

>> No.26139065

>Mamono immune system gangrape the covid virus

>> No.26139110

Knowing mamojo mumbojo it’d probably mutate the disease into one that causes people to exhale aphrodisiac.

>> No.26139241

I geninely hope you both get corona and all the complications and die in pain you dumb cucks

>> No.26139305

Uh oh

>> No.26139317
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Cry about it.

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>> No.26139354


>> No.26139490

Not my room anymore. Move out.

>> No.26139500

In the Hyperion novels one of the characters is spared by a tribe of pygmies because his cross necklace resembles the alien entity they worship. It's obvious that KC based the Order on an oppressive medieval church stereotype but there could be a in-universe reason that's somewhat similar

>> No.26139518

>In the Hyperion novels
A-a-and into the trash it goes.

>> No.26139525
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>tfw keep winning at Mario Party against all MG opponents

Is it worth the angry rape?


>> No.26139531

I didn't read past that part so oh well
I'm not tg I swear

>> No.26139533
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Hyperion is where I got the idea for Brawny Lamia from.

>> No.26139534

Not how it works bro

>> No.26139725

>Gazefag finally got some more deliveries
Sometimes good things happen

>> No.26139734

I just think Hyperion is bland and bad

>> No.26139739
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Based sci-fi reader, I have read the hyperion novels yet but I am currently reading the foundation series by Isaac Asimov

>> No.26139758

That's cool bro but your image is off-topic

>> No.26139763

He lives in Burgerland, where hypothetical troublemakers can do anything even if it obvious safeguards that exist.

>> No.26139766

*I haven't
My mistake

>> No.26139819
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Hyperion isn't very good. You go in expecting fun sci-fi and instead you get a literature major jerking off to John Keats and Catholicism
Fuck Dan Simmons in general
The Terror is such a good book but then he ruins it with a magical demon monster

>> No.26139833
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>> No.26139841

>Creep in to pyramid looking to avail yourself of some of the Pharoah's absurd wealth.
>She's just going to use it to build statues of herself and more pyramids
>Get sloppy daydreaming about the castle you're going to buy
>Step on brick that slowly sinks in to the ground under your weight
>Ara's and hora's ring out through the pyramid that you are in the middle of
>Distantly you hear a very angry somebody shouting about how "this wasn't in the schedule" and "whoever set that idiot trap off is going to wish they were dead"

>> No.26139940

Lamia daughters having waffles is a cute idea, it’s just presented bizarrely.

>> No.26140028

who hurt you, did covid rape you in the ass?

>> No.26140054

He got raped by Corona-chan

>> No.26140061

White people

Oh wait...you meant something thread relevant.

>> No.26140070


>> No.26140113

Fuck off

>> No.26140139
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Right on schedule

>> No.26140176
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I laughed, but please don't

>> No.26140177

I want nappy headed snakes to rape me

>> No.26140180

Take it to /trash/ you fucking moron

>> No.26140204

>I was merely pretending

>> No.26140232
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Cheshire has pics if you have (You)s

>> No.26140334
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Is it time to reject humanity and embrace the monke?

>> No.26140341


>> No.26140342

I trust all fox milfs

>> No.26140377
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New wight wife commission. Long wait for this one, but well worth it.

>> No.26140419

Good boy

>> No.26140485

Not gonna lie, I want to fuck your wife.

>> No.26140496

Your wife needs a milking before something bursts.

>> No.26140519

Anon no, they ar

>> No.26140697
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As one should. So trustworthy, you might as well take one as a wife. Heck, take two so you can pump out daughters twice as fast.

>> No.26140777

Two? I could even go for three or more!

>> No.26140811

I want to suck her dick.

>> No.26140827
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>> No.26140851

>when anon is too asleep and ignores her breakfast

>> No.26140855

Peak wight.

>> No.26140865

Is that fucking hroz? Amazing.

>> No.26140960
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I don't think it is humanly possible to ignore a breakfast made by kiki. It's just too good. And the sight of kiki happily cooking it is too precious.

>> No.26140973
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Rare sight of a succubus and her (yet) uncorrupted nun friend.

>> No.26141015

Fallen god follower Kikimora

>> No.26141021

>ywn be corrupted into a succubus by a powerful but kind succ onee-chan

>> No.26141041

Kinda yikes.

>> No.26141080

Scared yet curious

>> No.26141103

Did the cat draw a summoning circle while I was sleeping?

>> No.26141139

Yeah. His skeb went up in price, but I managed to get in before that. He shills it a lot on twitter.

>> No.26141353

What does it say? Wightfas...? Wightfascism?

>> No.26141481

Wightfag I believe.

>> No.26141496


>> No.26141641

what if fallen god follower hellhound?

>> No.26141665

It can't say that! Only lilems are facists.

>> No.26141677

Are there any good yandere MG stories?

>> No.26141715

Careful, anon. One or two old fox hags may not be able to keep up with a young stud, but you'll get overwhelmed by the lust of three or more.

>> No.26141718
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Want wight wife to order me to cuddle under her regime

>> No.26141725

The key to staring into the abyss is that when the abyss starts to stare back, gently stroke yourself until the abyss gets too awkward and looks away.

>> No.26141821

I want to stare into the abyss and see a shoggoth maid waving happily at me and telling me she's making pancakes for dinner.

>> No.26141860

Not if the Abyss starts to finger herself without breaking the eye contact.

>> No.26141873


>> No.26142096

I want to annihilate a familiar's small tight little butthole with my giant smelly adult cock

>> No.26142116

Confirmed, loli monster buttholes were built for taking colossal incubus weens.

>> No.26142132

send those loli monsters into shock!

>> No.26142162

Slip it in and they'll be dripping goo!

>> No.26142167
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I have a strong desire to breed p'orcers

>> No.26142230

I hear you, I need them big pigs.

>> No.26142304
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monsters for this feeling?

>> No.26142325
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Frigg big pigs to make more pigs

>> No.26142341
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>> No.26142368

As it should be.
Keep the big pigs big with pigs.

>> No.26142478

If there's one thing I'm confident in, it's my lust for foxes. I'm certain I can handle as many as I can get.

>> No.26142821
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I don't know if I would truss a milf. What if I break her hip?

>> No.26142969

>Pass boo on the board
>Who should I steal a star from?
>Anubis chan is in first, stealing a star would rocket you from 3rd and tie it up
>Gazer chan is in second with one less star than anubis chan
>Dark elf chan is in last with one star
>Stealing from dark elf chan would be the funniest option, and you're pretty sure she can handle the bantz.
>I look at dark elf chan with a smug face when I select her over the others
>She's looking at me with the same smugness, casually caressing her whip with one hand
>Uh oh
>A little later she starts casually telling the others about all the work she's done on her "playroom" and all the "toys" she's stocked it with
>The brand new paddles, gags, riding crops, sound-proofed walls, a couple of chastity cages and so on
>She looks right at me (still smug) when she mentions the little cage she put together in one of the corners so her "guests" can stay as long as she wants
>Anubis chan is trying to figure out who would build a playroom and not stock it with lots of lego
>Gazer chan remarks on how horrible those things are to step on
>Dark elf chan looks like she just had a bright idea.


>> No.26143035
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How nice of the elf to provide you with the instruments for you to put her in her place.

>> No.26143045

No monsters will threaten to beat your nuts with a hammer, to my knowledge

>> No.26143315

Remember, the best way to terrify elven forces is to put one of their captured number before them on the walls and fuck her till her womb is bloated with your seed.
100% sure way to put the fear of man in them.

>> No.26143342

Yuri corruption is hot. Especially when its a monster corrupting a girl as she taunts you about how hard they will tag team you once she is full monster.

>> No.26143360

All that does is make them send more forces.
Not that I mind. It means more elf slaves.

>> No.26143386
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Reminder that we'll make it lads

>> No.26143394

The real solution is to put orcs against them.
The knife-ear fears the greenskin.

>> No.26143423

Ah, but they'll play stupid and angry if they do that!
A crippling weakness for elven forces.

Also good, although you need to be ready for the sudden but inevitable betrayal from the orcs.

>> No.26143547

That one is lacking two girls

>> No.26143810

I want Big Tiddy Lamia

>> No.26143815
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>"That guy's buying two gallons of milk at once!"
>"I-I bet he drinks it straight from the jug like some kind of...animal."

>> No.26143960
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its page ten do you have anything to confess?

>> No.26144005

I would a fat monster girl.

>> No.26144026

I wanna give an archangel a baseball team worth of children

>> No.26144038

>you need to be ready for the sudden but inevitable betrayal from the orcs
Why? My dick belongs to the superior orc pussy, I'm not going to be shared with some slutty, stick-like hippies.

>> No.26144080
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I just like milk okay

>> No.26144101

>Reminder that we'll make it
No, no I won't.

>> No.26144143

What’s the point if they can’t play in the finals?

>> No.26144145

I'm looking at monster girls at work fufufu.

Also I want a dark elf to abduct me and train me to be a responsible person.

>> No.26144150


>> No.26144155
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>> No.26144164

Dragon milk can give you all sorts of buffs!

>> No.26144197

I want to unleash an army of Hellcheticores in order territory and watch the chaos and rape unfold.

>> No.26144208

No matter how hard I try, I still can't see monstergirls being attracted to me, nor can I see myself managing to get into a relationship with one. Even despite the fact that I should know better since literally aspect of MGE, and most other monstergirls settings, tell me otherwise.

>> No.26144214

Strange cow.

>> No.26144227

wonder what fish milk is like

>> No.26144255
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>> No.26144297


>> No.26144364

Nah, that's just thick.

>> No.26144396

That ain’t fat.

>> No.26144459 [SPOILER] 
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Does this count?

>> No.26144501

That's more like chubby.
I'm talking BIG.
That being said, don't post the sort of thing I'm talking about.
This ain't the place.

>> No.26144510
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If you want to touch the mofu, put a ring on it.

>> No.26144556

I don't go beyond Elf-san wa Yaserenai fat anyway, I just like having an excuse to post best girl.

>> No.26144561
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I want to touch this mofu but she doesn't look like the put-a-ring-on-it type

>> No.26144619

That's not Oga though.

>> No.26144723


>> No.26144731
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>> No.26144753

Wedding dress is nice but why the meat?

>> No.26144755

Pretty much the minimum to be considered it.
So yes.

>> No.26144813

Fatfags fuck off back to /d/.

Even if some faggot makes these shitposts >>26143960 that encourage this shit, you are not excused.

>> No.26144820

Soft Mage.

>> No.26144850

Time to hide the fried tofu.

>> No.26144869

sounds good

>> No.26144911

I think she cast flesh to stone as I'm rock hard.

>> No.26144916

Would you prefer to discuss something more thread-appropriate and not tainted with /d/-tier fetishes? Girls with tentacles? Horsepussy?

>> No.26144974

Lolis with tentacles and horsepussy

>> No.26144987

I'm wondering if my fetish is a weird manifestation of Oedipus complex.

>> No.26145003

That just means she's the type who puts the ring on you.

>> No.26145079

Rings are not comfortable to put directly on mofu.

>> No.26145096

It's like a wedding bouquet, she throws it into a crowd of single Monster Girls.

>> No.26145197

>you are not excused
no one made you a janny

>> No.26145244
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I want to get my throat raped by a long tongued monstergirl

>> No.26145282

I want to go on record saying that frontpussy is for cowards

>> No.26145332

I don't care for centaurs either way.

>> No.26145374

i want to strap a loli to me as a cock sleeve

>> No.26145379

I like undead because they don't die from some of my fetishes.

>> No.26145398

I'm a daughteru dicker.

>> No.26145404

Any kind of taur is better than the horse-based variety.

>> No.26145438

Chaos monsters like my Night Gaunt waifu are the only monsters I'd ever be interested in. The transformation aspect is my main fetish.

>> No.26145449

No one needs your permission to talk about stuff

>> No.26145552
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End of summer foxpost

>> No.26145686

I want to fuck a jabberwock in all of the ways. ALL of the ways. Yes, like that, too.

>> No.26145715

I dream of it often, lucidly. Enough that if I smell one more fucking fish in the market at Boston I may go mad.

>> No.26145818
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Did you know it's possible for rabbits to die from loneliness? Even something as simple as a rejection could cause a poor, emotionally vulnerable wererabbit to drop dead on the spot from heartbreak.

Save a life. Wed that wife.

>> No.26145895

I want to down a tentacle potion and tentacle rape my monster wife.

>> No.26146048

now you can post fall and winter foxes

>> No.26146092

What if someone wants an undead bunny?

>> No.26146115

I always heard the opposite, in that they can be rather finicky in regards to having others around. They don't hate it, but the only want it on their terms.

They're also the only other species to mate outside of mating season.

>> No.26146287
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>Wererabbit asks a guy out and gets rejected
>She gasps, clutches at her chest, and then dramatically collapses
>She waits a few seconds before cracking an eye open to see if the guy is still watching

>> No.26146499

Not Roman's not crucified not jesus

>> No.26146534
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>cum in Kej's shampoo bottle as a prank
>it only makes her stronger

>> No.26146552

If you're a shota and being pursued by a horny teenager what species would you want her to be?

>> No.26146574

Giant Slug

>> No.26146592

Demon. Bet she can't run in those heels.

>> No.26146611

Hellhound, Lamia, maybe even a Weresheep looking for some cuddlefucking

>> No.26146647

She developed a taste for it.

>> No.26146684

Demons can fly; The heels are for intimidation when she's got you cornered.

>> No.26146831
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Having your waifu take out HER frustrations on YOU after work!

>> No.26146843


>> No.26146860

Woah, dude!

>> No.26146997 [SPOILER] 
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Sorry, did you expect a bombshell succubus in an impossibly well-fitting leotard? Too bad, it's just a big horny nerd!

>> No.26147000

I want an elf to teach me what a penis and a vagina is and what happens when a penis gets really happy instead the vagina!

>> No.26147076


>> No.26147094

>Come home from work exhausted
>Work sucks
>Boss is a slave driver
>Co-Workers are obnoxious
>Nerves are frayed
>Hellhound smells it on you
>Tosses you in the room
>Destructo-nookie for several hours until you both collapse from exhaustion
>With some post-coital kissing, she whimpers softly "Hang in there, sweetie. I'm always rooting for you."

Strangely enough, she does close to the same thing on your good days too.

>> No.26147300

She looks far more approachable, so that's a plus.

>> No.26147405
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That's even better. I think that all Succubus should dress in conservative and comfortable clothing.

>> No.26147624
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How does one comfort a hound that's had a rough day?

>> No.26147626

I need Pallas Werecats.

>> No.26147637

>Late night, come home, work sucks, I know...
But seriously, I don't take out my frustration on her so much as collapse on the bed. She's the fussy, loving sort that drags me back out of bed for dinner, followed by TV and cuddling.

She works at home—would be the best way to describe it—so when she has a rough day it's like walking into an ambush. Same if she has a good day, or if she has an important project she needs to finish, and was waiting for me to come home to test it.

>> No.26147644

Headpats and cuddles

>> No.26147757
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Manuls have supreme fluff.

>> No.26147803


>> No.26147818

Woah! Ferocious!

>> No.26147841
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What about Fishdog milk?

>> No.26147869

What would Manticore milk taste like? I imagine Hellhound milk would probably be spicy.
Would Dhampir milk taste similar to a human's?

>> No.26147886
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Sometimes when I smell my own farts I like to imagine it's my waifu's farts.

>> No.26148036

>no one said Kikimora yet

>> No.26148045
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Nerds are the best

>> No.26148056

A Shoggoth

>> No.26148068

I never got the point of drinking a girls milk. The idea just seems pretty weird.

>> No.26148123

Dragon milk, high-tier undead milk and dark mage milk must be some very sought after magical ingredients.

>> No.26148126

Neither have I, but I've heard it's really sweet, and creamier than cow's milk.

>> No.26148184

Excluding unironically full-on mommyfag subhumans, it's for intimacy, and feels good to the woman.

Similar to cunnilingus. Neither are really my thing, though. I'm much more confident with using my hands, so my performance would be better in that case.

>> No.26148322


Activates her maternal instincts.

>> No.26148330

do monsters who are bothered by you threaten you with rape if you don't leave them alone?

>> No.26148369

MGs don't rape when they're bothered, they rape when they're lovestruck.

>> No.26148443

So what do they do when they're bothered?

>> No.26148453

This. There is no rape on MGE, at least by monster girls. Rape is an act of violence (including violence against those who don't want sex with you; don't get your panties in a twist)

>> No.26148493

They do if they are hot and bothered by you

>> No.26148519


>> No.26148686

I want to go on dates to ramen shops with her.

>> No.26148750

Cunnilingus is emasculated and gay

>> No.26148853

They get other monsters to rape you. See Night Gaunt’s profile.

>> No.26148856

Her and her sisters were probably my favorite girls. For no reason related to them being gorgons at all, no sir.

>> No.26148859

You let your wife suck your dick, don't you think it's not that weird to return the favor by eating her pussy?

>> No.26148870

What monster would secretly suck your cock under the table while you were having an interview or some kind of important meeting?

>> No.26148892

It would be easier to list which wouldn't.

>> No.26148919

I bought a lot of bad comms, I really hope people like the good ones enough to ignore the bad tho.

>> No.26148925

A small inconspicuous one, like a loli.

>> No.26148993


>> No.26149205

M waifu would give me a footjob under the table at a party. It's the host's fault, really. If it was a good party, I'd fuck her on top of the table.

>> No.26149364

My wife wouldn't, since she'd be busy with the meeting. My daughter would step in for it.

>> No.26149596

Nuclear family with a nuclear hell raven.

>> No.26149625 [DELETED] 
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[blogpostNew job anon herem, 7 days a week no days off. I got health insurance as a benefit with the job and went to the employee clinic to see if there was anything they could do for my feet. Apparently, I have diabetes? And the numbness/pain in my feet is apparently caused by nerve damage in the blood vessels of my feet, or "diabetic neuropathy"? Is nerve pain/damage a just cause for not continuing to endure pain, or would a monster girl not find such a wimpy attitude appealing? If I didn't just grit my teeth and bear it, could I still call myself a man? More importantly, a man my waify could be proud of?[/blogpost] If my blogposting offends, please report me and I will refrain from talking about such things outside of mayve /adv/ in the future, after the ban.

>> No.26149708

>my feet. Apparently, I have diabetes?
Should've taken Captain Novolin's advice. But jokes aside this really isn't the place for blogposting.

>> No.26149891

Yeah, you're right. I'll relegate that to /adv/ or something. Sorry 'bout that.

>> No.26149956

Analingus, having a member of her pack have their face so close to their rump would instinctively reduce stress.

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>> No.26150217

>he doesn't understand the pure eroticism of a loli monstergirls butthole

>> No.26150374

Greece called they want their Alps back

>> No.26150401

Real strange you bring Alps up out of nowhere anon, is there something you want to share with the class?

>> No.26150722

I want my waifu to touch my butt. Just really squeeze and rub those cheeks.

>> No.26150859
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Beware of big bad monsters they're lonely and desperate for boyas

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Anon that wight looks like she's going to stab you and not with the claws

>> No.26151109

nice artwork

>> No.26151114

Slime Carrier.

>> No.26151237

Do you have some more of these artworks?

>> No.26151255

Go check the galleries

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Be nice to nerds

>> No.26151338

Was it love?

>> No.26151343
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>Freezes your car door shut
>"Uh oh honey, looks like you'll have to call off for work today and spend the day home"

>> No.26151369

Oh well, I'll have to take the bus.

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>he DOESN'T want to tongue-punch his waifu's fartbox

>> No.26151758

I'm going to tongue-punch your eyeball if you keep it up

>> No.26151769

You're a creep, anon.

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I've actually had my top teeth removed, and with that came near periodic infections in my jaw. This caused a foul-smelling, and I do mean quite putrid, odor in my mouth for several weeks a year at the very least. I'd be lying if I said that I did not fetishize my waifu with the putrid odor, fantasizing that her body was the one that was stinking so much and that that was what was invading my nostrils on a near-daily basis. The thought of an anon smelling his farts and imagining it came from his waifu is disgusting, don't get me wrong, but I think I can understand the appeal involved, as when I smell the putrid/rotten smell of my jaw bones decaying, I imagine it to be coming from the inside of my sandworm waifu, or my shoggoth. So I get where you're coming from, I really do, but maybe try explaining it in a less autistic way? Like "when I smell my armpits, I like to imagine it's the stench of my waifu" or something like that.

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>> No.26152105

Too cringe? I mean come on, at least I'm not going on about my waifu's farts... Although... What would a sandworms farts smell like...?

>> No.26152133

I mean, it's getting off to horrid smells man, and then making a huge ass post about it

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Oh no, all the degenerate fetish talk has summoned a jabberwock! You gotta defeat her now!

>> No.26152243

Just ask her to hold hands

>> No.26152263

if i stick my cock on her eyeball

>> No.26152296

we''ll go to the pussy juice swamps in Wonderland on our date together!

>> No.26152337

Not until she shows me that beast form

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Sundresses are nice

>> No.26152509

Embarrassed strong girls in sundresses are even nicer.

>> No.26152522

I mean, there are plenty of longer ringe posts

>> No.26152582

Got any examples

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Demons won't make fun of my bad signature will she?

>> No.26152864

She'll be more concern with having a minimum of 20 kids.

>> No.26153048

In Wonderland, that's called unbirthing

>> No.26153069

Oh hi honey.

>> No.26153105

I find this image unsettling

>> No.26153182

>tfw you will never be a curvy vamp's young bloodbag
Why live?

>> No.26153217

You forgot a zero

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Maids who slack off deserve punishment

>> No.26153231

Imagine her sweaty ass print on that leather couch when she gets up.

>> No.26153253

>"20 children? That's not so bad."
>"Did you see the time limit?"
>"The what limit?"
>she looks at the contract again
>"20 children in…f-f-four years?"

>> No.26153266

Gonna punish her by making her walk around with a litter lof little kikis in her.

>> No.26153291

what if my kiki wont take any time off I want her to slack off once in awhile

>> No.26153306

i'd drink it
maybe i could think of that like sea salt caramel

>> No.26153339

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to pick out a cute sweater, hoodie, or jacket for the wife this fall.
Its well known that comfy clothes make for the comfy drinking of hot drinks.

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