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Getting in shape to catch (You)

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>> No.26153672

Oh damn, we burned down the thread

>> No.26153693

>>26153650
>Getting in shape now
>Not running and doing weights at home this whole lockdown
I laugh at the monster girls that let themselves go and will enjoy the brief moments of superiority that I will have over those chubsters till they catch up.

>> No.26153708

i want a combat waifu but i want her to never fight ever because i don't wanna see my waifu get hurt

>> No.26153721
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>> No.26153736
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pregnant pool cats

>> No.26153744

>>26153708
That'd be like never letting a cat play with cat toys, anon. Eventually, she will get so fed up, she'll start picking fights with people in the street, and it may end up causing her undue stress to not fight.

>> No.26153754

Thicc weighted blanket ittan momens

>> No.26153795
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>tfw no thicc oni aunt

>> No.26153851
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Heavy bottom anubises are top tier anubises

>> No.26153865
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26153865

Dorf's come in a large variety of classes/jobs to serve every need.

>> No.26153953

Another thread where the poor coin goes neglected

>> No.26154007

>>26153744
i'll fight anybody who fights on my waifu

>> No.26154018

>>26153851
I don't think this is bottom heavy if shes got a top like that

>> No.26154025
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>>26153851
what about moist bastets?

>> No.26154059

>>26154025
oh jesus fuck

>> No.26154061

>>26153672
we had one job

>> No.26154119
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26154119

Still no Coin OP?

>> No.26154129

>>26154025
Desert Lolis are lewd

>>26153953
Creeping coins are smug fugs

>> No.26154183
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>>26154129
i want to worship one

>> No.26154280

>>26153754
I bet they are very milfy and soft. I wonder if they are they kind to tell you to wake up so you aren't late for school/work, or if they are the kind to encourage you to stay in bed so you're well rested.

>> No.26154541

One evening I was being driven on a carriage with my human geisha mistress who was dissatisfied with me. She abandoned me at an oni's den. Hours later, I was beaten and raped a lot by gangs of oni who took turns on me. Then they were swayed off by bandit kamaitachis that sold me to slavery for profits where I was bought by a rich old tanuki for her to pleasure herself with until the ochimusha-run crime family came by to "adopt" me as the tanuki's payment for their services. I was forced to get drunk off of their sake and they had their way with me in their homes and I snuck out and escaped when it was nighttime at some point. I was tired and I fainted from an illness, I woke up in a whorehouse filled with kejourou. They all showed great hospitality for me and healed my wounds and illness. I lived with them for a few days and they fed me decent meals and even taught me some valuable information and wisdom. I then decided to take up prostitution to help pay for rent, food, and other nessecities, which in turn brought lots of female customers in. One of which was a ushi-oni. She took me to her lair where she violently raped me, I cried for help but it was useless. I was stuck and she kept me longer then what my services provided so I desperately sought to escape. Fortunately a blessing came by and a kunoichi came to save me. She was hired by the kejourou to come get me. I came home traumatized. I was then brought to an umi-osho to receive a shrine maiden's blessing by the beach to cure my sexually-damaged body, mind, and soul. That was when I was invited to the ocean to where my story concludes, with me joining a otohime in holy matrimony.

>> No.26154625

>>26154541
Jesus dude you can't catch a break. At least you got a nice ojou sama in the end

>> No.26154989

>>26153693
>When you literally work out all day because you're not at the office and nobody will look at you funny when you start doing pushups between tasks
It's great. I don't even need coffee anymore

>> No.26155006 [DELETED] 

>>26154119
>>26153953
Waifufags are too determined to shove their waifus in the OP to the point that they get let one thread go to be dedicated to the new girl.

Poor creeping coin, she's gotten the biggest dis from the thread since the introduction of the siths because of them

>> No.26155022

>>26154119
>>26153953
Waifufags are too determined to shove their waifus in the OP to the point that they can't let one thread go to be dedicated to the new girl.

Poor creeping coin, she's gotten the biggest dis from the thread since the introduction of the siths because of them

>> No.26155042

>>26155006
Oi fuck you. I reminded you all twice, and the second time some cheeky fuck took my wife and gave the OP to her instead.

>> No.26155118
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26155118

Why aren’t you sleeping anons?

>> No.26155133

The thing I love most in the world is napping. Which monstergirl do you think would be the best to nap with?

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>>26155133

>> No.26155156

>>26155022
I forgot, myself. Though, if I'm somehow awake by the time this one dies, I'll try and remember to make the new thread with a creeping coin OP.

>> No.26155166

>>26155133
Weresheep, the mamono literally made for sleepy sex and somnophilia.

>> No.26155183

>>26155118
Because I just got up and it's time for weight-lifting and bill-paying

>> No.26155227

>>26155118
I just got back from work, and I want some time to shitpost.

>> No.26155235
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>>26153865
I must impregnate every single one of these tiny creatures, my body demands it. It feels like a biological need

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Reach and flexibility! A dangerous foe appears!

>> No.26155391

>>26153865
Reminder that they canonically give the best handjobs.

>> No.26155427

>>26155330
She's a danger to herself!

>> No.26155554

pregnant tall flats are the best

>> No.26155856

>>26155554
Flatties can't feed their daughters the way big tiddy girls can.

>> No.26155863

>>26155856
That's not how breasts work

>> No.26155868
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>ehehehe, your babies are mine!

>> No.26155951

>>26155863
How do breasts work?

>> No.26155982

>>26155868
>"I think you mean 'ours'," he said, pulling out a hammer and sickle

>> No.26156020

>>26155951
Large breasts inhibit the ability to latch on while providing no extra milk due to the extra mass being made up entirely of fat

>> No.26156093

>>26156020
Not him, but I think the answer to this, is big girls. Big girls would have larger breasts, compared to other girls, because their children would require more milk, thus their breasts would be large (compared to other mamono's), while also producing more milk, of course.

>> No.26156103

>>26154280
On your school/work, they'll wake you up and let you go with some reluctance but on your days off you're definitely going to be coaxed to sleep in.

>> No.26156194

>>26155554
I want to look in a pregnant tall flat's ass

>> No.26156286
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>> No.26156322

>>26156286
See this is a girl without an anus I can appreciate

>> No.26156457

>>26156286
I want to get tied up by one of crabman's spiders, then fluster her with sincere words of affection

>> No.26156485
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>>26156457
We all know how this ends

>> No.26156499

>>26156485
Worth it. And I'd do it again.

>> No.26156647

I need to taste cat goddess pussy

>> No.26156724
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>>26153650

>> No.26156823

There’s no way that ushi-oni I wrestled for the title let me win, right? I wrestled other pretty strong mgs before her, there’s no way they all took a dive or were drugged. But that tanuki commissioner is also apart of the mofukuza, is my career a lie?

>> No.26156857

>>26156823
What are you T-Levels? Having machismo aura makes fights against monsters easy.

>> No.26156860

>>26156823
Don't feel bad, anon. You'll get a reunion match with all of them. The outcome might be very different though.

>> No.26156890
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It's almost Yeti season!

>> No.26156923

>>26156890
But I like dragon season.

>> No.26156962
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>>26156890
She better bring her jacket.

>> No.26156987

>>26155868
That's it, I'm calling my divorce lawyer. You're not getting the full custody, bitch.

>> No.26157006

>>26156499
Yes, these spiders are worth it.

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>>26156890
Isn't there a season you're forgetting?

>> No.26157060

>>26156962
Is a straight jacket the ultimate form of bondage for a yeti?

>> No.26157061

>>26157049
KIKI SEASON

>> No.26157090
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>>26157061

>> No.26157101
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>>26157061
For me every season is kiki season.

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>Sabbath Girl incognito versus a plain regular human woman

>> No.26157206

>>26153650
HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid coin still doesn't have an OP.

>> No.26157213

>>26153953
>>26154119
Suck it.

>> No.26157214

>>26157206
She's called Creeping Coin for a reason, she creeps up on you.

>> No.26157247
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>>26155148
Round ears on tiny girls are adorable.

>> No.26157265

>>26155042
That was me. I'm surprised nobody made a coin OP yet every time I fell asleep waiting to fuck up the OP again. I thought more people actually wanted to have one.

>> No.26157353

>>26156823
>Male wrestlers vs monsters is a scam
>Not just trick the man and audience
>But the big, strong MG gets to live her secret masochist fantasy in front of thousands

>> No.26157356

>>26157061
SHOG SEASON

>> No.26157367
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Is this a monster girl?

>> No.26157409

>>26157090
>Doesn't end with Elmer season

>> No.26157417

>>26157409
Mastah season*

>> No.26157460

>>26157409
>>26157417
There was a pic that had them both saying Mastah season together, smug as shit, but it seems I neglected to save it

>> No.26157516

I need a smug monstergirl butler

>> No.26157600
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>>26153650
>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' VAGINA PUBES! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!"

>"I KNEW YOU ELVES HAD NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!"

>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKIN' FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN' VIOLIN! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GONNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USIN' YER FUCKIN' BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!"

t.Various aggressive and insulting dialogue from a Dwarf Mamono towards elven men

>> No.26157712

>>26157600
This is actually reddit-tier cringe.

>> No.26157740

>>26157460
>smug as shit
Isn't this the default face expression at least for shog

>> No.26157802
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>>26157049
Ah of course, Hellhound season!

>> No.26157818

>>26157516
how could a butler girl be smug

>> No.26157869

>>26157802
Never make a Hellhound buy ice cream for this very reason.

>> No.26157943

>>26157740
Smugger

>> No.26157965

>>26157802
Hellhound season? The Kiki and Shog are gonna hunt a Hellhound?

>> No.26157983

>>26157965
It changes around every five minutes. Suddenly the Hellhound is hunting the maids, and then vice versa.

>> No.26158025

>>26157712
Its actually a reference to these:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNd5sOZSkH4

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC-ZanQjHXM

>> No.26158028

>>26157943
impossible

>> No.26158069

>>26158025
>Its akshually a reference to these
Yes and this is exactly why it's cringe. Also thanks for proving my point about reddit, mister AKSHUALLY THAT'S A REFERNCE HUHUH

>> No.26158104

>>26158069
Bruh

>> No.26158247

I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

>> No.26158260
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>>26158028

>> No.26158283

>>26158247
Stick your dick in, maybe you can recognize them.

>> No.26158311
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>"its too late nya~"
>"tonight, the mofu fluffs you nya~"

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>>26157869
>Haha oh no, now you gotta lick all this ice cream off my abs!

>> No.26158384

>>26158350
Huff a Hellhound's tail

>> No.26158427

>>26158260
we're just going straight into the uncanny valley at this point

>> No.26158436

>>26158350
>"Bitch please"

>> No.26158450

>>26158350
That's a long tail, wonder what happens if you accidentally step on a hellhound's tail

>> No.26158474

>>26158427
...naughty

>> No.26158514

>>26155022
When in the last few threads has one of the known waifufags had their girl in the OP? Hellhound is just 100x more popular than a dumb coin ever will be.

>> No.26158528

>>26158514
Ha. You tell that dumb coin. She's a nobody.

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>>26157460
I made that shitty edit, and still have the paint.net file. Here, have a fresh PNG conversion.

>> No.26158616

>>26158069
Okay, where did the /tg/ Boogeyman touch you this time?

>> No.26158638

>>26158616
They tried to murder his waifu.

>> No.26158702

>>26158069
Oh everyone knows 4chan became Reddit in 2016

>> No.26158748
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>"How do you do fellow kids?"

>> No.26158974

>>26158638
>Some kind off fat guy tries to murder your waifu
>She's a lich
>She just look unamused at him and he stabs her with little to no effect
>On the plus side, she can finally give some of her zombies a husband

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Ara~ Look what wandered into the forest tonight.

>> No.26159161

>>26158616
>no noe mentioned /tg/
>UUUUUH U DON LIEK TG HUHUHUH
Please stop embarrasing yourself.

>> No.26159186

>>26159129
>it's not our noses that are long
I have a very bad feeling about this

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>>26158529
>Check it out Shoggu, I'm going to use my human mating call!
>OH I'M SO WASTED I'M SOOO WASTEEED

>> No.26159238

How about a dark paladin?
or do dark valks fill that role already?

>> No.26159240

>>26159201
I understand that reference.

>> No.26159257

>>26159238
>dark paladin
Blackguard.

>> No.26159265

>>26159257
more like blackedguard

>> No.26159307

I want a monster that thinks she's still a human

>> No.26159320

>>26159307
so feminist?

>> No.26159337

>>26159320
Would you dick?

>> No.26159346

>>26159307
so what like buzz in the first toy story?

>> No.26159367

>>26159346
I'd fall with style with a Monster...

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>>26159307
Former paladin-chan who's begun to think that sucking dicks at the church is just normal!

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>>26159307
>>26159346
What about a chuuni human who thinks she's a monster?

>> No.26159445

>>26159307
>try to point out her newly scaled skin
"What are you talking about it's just a ssskin condition"
>What about your lower body being a snake
"How rude insulting me for losing a leg being mean to an amputee means you have to ssserve me from now on"

>> No.26159479

>>26159440
>No I'm totally a dark mage sabbath lilim with the blessing of Eros

>> No.26159563
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>>26158384
Smells like cinnamon

>> No.26159622

>>26158748
What a fat dragon.

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>>26159622
Rude!

>> No.26159644

>>26159337
of thanking but refusal

>> No.26159750

>>26159637
She's fat!

>> No.26159805
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>"PSA: bullying mamono can, and will, be seen as an invitation to marriage. In the case the mamono in question is already married, then the offer passes to any single mamono in the vicinity."

>> No.26159882

>>26159805
Okay, what ISN'T invitation to marriage in MGC?

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>>26159805
This just makes me want to bully even harder!

>> No.26159943

>>26159934
She can still reject.

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>>26159943
If she marries me, I win.
If she doesn't marry me, I still get to enjoy bullying her.

>> No.26160002

>>26159943
She can still eject.

>> No.26160095

>>26159186
>>26159129
>Samefagging to futa shitpost

>> No.26160100

>>26159974
I'm pretty sure "then the offer passes to any single mamono in the vicinity." clause would also apply to rejection, which means your new wife will likely make sure you won't have time for such petty hobbies

>> No.26160120

Yetis

>> No.26160318

26160095
>Samefagging just to bump your post
Pathetic.

>> No.26160333
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>runs out of pantene
>asks for you to cum in her hair instead

>> No.26160355

>>26160333
Prostitute.

>> No.26160358

>samefagging just to accuse me of samefagging

>> No.26160378

>samefagging just to accuse myself of samefagging and get some respect from other posts made by me because I exposed a samefagging retard

>> No.26160383

Stop replying to yourself.

>> No.26160440

>>26160333
I know it wouldn't work but I'd love a short hair kej

>> No.26160472
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26160472

Left or right?

>> No.26160496

>>26160472
Right, I don't know what she's in but it's probably less shit than what left is in.

>> No.26160498

>>26160472
Which series? Right, franxx was trash
Which girl? Left so hard

>> No.26160555

>>26160472
Right has bigger horns and 1000 IQ so that's an automatic win

>> No.26160617

>same

>> No.26160660
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26160660

>fag

>> No.26160677

>>26160472
euthanize both because they both come from niggerfagot dogshit series

>> No.26160690

>>26160677
whats wrong with chainsawman?

>> No.26160704
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26160704

Post MS Paint monster girls.

>> No.26160705

>>26159805
Obey the cleavage!

>> No.26160706

>>26160660
I wanna leave hickies on that exposed thigh.

>> No.26160710

>>26160690
What's wrong with shit?

>> No.26160739

>>26158748
>>26159622
>>26159637
>>26159750
Dragons are never fat. They can be voluptuous, healthy, full-figured, and of course perfect. But never fat!

>> No.26160821

>>26160704
I hate Ash Blossom

>> No.26160829

>>26160660
An alp can call me whatever she wants, but I'm still gonna impregnate her.

>> No.26160844
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26160844

Smug lilim not so smug when begging for headpats.

>> No.26160851

>>26160829
>alp roommate tells you it's pretty gay that you're fucking her on the couch
>flip her over and stick it in her ass on general principle

>> No.26160854

>>26160829
>she

>> No.26160855
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26160855

>>26160821
*Haru Urara

>> No.26160884

>>26160844
Is she part Kej or something

>> No.26160889

>>26160854
Yes that's a she, read the official profile for Alps

>> No.26160890

>>26160829
>>26160851
>I want my dick back! I wanna fuck a monster girl dammit!

>> No.26160891

>>26160855
>I'm such a good Tuner
IMMA KILL HER

>> No.26160895
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26160895

>>26160844
How would a lilim respond to me saying "fuck you and fuck your mom"

>> No.26160907

>>26160889
Not canon

>> No.26160910

>>26160884
Kej monsters deserve loving hair brushing

>> No.26160923

>>26160890
We'll see if she's still saying that with a stomach bloated with semen

>> No.26160932
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26160932

>>26160891
No.

>> No.26160954

>>26160923
It's not fair! How come you're the only one who gets to fuck monster pussy!?

>> No.26160972

>alpshit
>>>/y/

>> No.26160979

>>26160954
Because I'm not the one who kept imagining what it'd be like to get fucked by their best friend more than they imagined fucking pussy.

>> No.26161000

>>26160895
>Room darkens
>You start hearing demonic whispers
>Lilim gets a really scary aura
>"ok"
Then rape?

>> No.26161007

>>26160979
>I-I just wanna fuck a monster girl! You don't even have to turn me back, just let me fuck a monster girl while you fuck both of us, PLEASE!!!

>> No.26161008
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26161008

You did buy enough of her lemonade this summer right?

>> No.26161030

>>26161008
None.

>> No.26161034

couldn't any tailed monster use her tail in a threesome?

>> No.26161043

>>26161007
>brings in another alp who was saying the same thing a few minutes ago

>> No.26161071

>>26161034
>Manticore's tail milks your dick while you eat her out

>> No.26161073

>>26161043
>YOU FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAGGGG!!!!!

>> No.26161074

I'm gonna get lost in a mushroom forest and run into a tomboy dark mage!

>> No.26161076

>>26160895
She would put you between a mattress and her for several weeks until you loss complete feeling in your legs.

>> No.26161092
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26161092

Haru Urara balancing an orange.

>> No.26161103

>>26161071
One of the reasons why manticores makes for good doms

>> No.26161106

>>26161074
>lost in a mushroom forest
this is how you end up at the mercy of a Myconid and a Matango

>> No.26161111

>>26161008
>for some reason all the nearby stores close down when she puts her stall up
more like forced to buy

>> No.26161130
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26161130

I honestly just love powerful monsters doing mundane things

>> No.26161153

>>26160355
Prostitutes are the best, anon...

>> No.26161158

>>26161130
Kill yourself.

>> No.26161159

Feels like she's wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
NOTHING AT ALL!

>> No.26161161

>>26161130
Especially when one of them is sitting on my face!

>> No.26161163

>>26161111
The stores just want to help such a cute girl

>> No.26161178
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26161178

>>26161130
>encourage a Wight to try rhythm games
>she fails badly
She's gonna tickle me with those claws of hers isn't she

>> No.26161186

>>26161092
Ass Blassum is no joy

>> No.26161205
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26161205

>>26161106
Don't worry, I think this place is safe.
>>26161153
Yes.

>> No.26161221
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26161221

>>26161186
Why are monster girls being dicks so funny?

>> No.26161222

I bet the movie Corpse Bride pisses off every undead

>> No.26161261

>>26161205
>unenthusiastic sex
>granny voice
>tired face
>prostitute
This girl is my fetish.

>> No.26161276

>>26161130
I love that kind of thing. I'd give a lot for a slice of life with 10 minute episodes about baphomets and their every day lives.

>> No.26161283

>>26161007
This sounds surprisingly hot.
What if I turn the alp into a bicorn?

>> No.26161286

>>26161074
That mage is so thristy she will handcuff you and ride you into her bed for a week. It's for research of course.

>> No.26161365
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26161365

>>26161205
>>26161286

>> No.26161434

>>26161158
why the hate?

>> No.26161435

>>26161221
Because it leads to monster girls being dicked

>> No.26161490

Are auntsters good

>> No.26161524
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>>26161490
Cool wine aunts in MGE are definitely better than the ones IRL

>> No.26161601
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26161601

>>26161221
Dick monster girls or nice monster girls?

>> No.26161640
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26161640

>>26161130
If I give the sword lim cool weapons can she leave me alone?

>> No.26161655
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26161655

>>26161365
Eyebag bukkake!

>> No.26161682

>>26161640
What are you going to do when she wants to test it out.

>> No.26161698

>>26161682
tell her to train with her friends

>> No.26161711

>>26161698
No, she wants to use it right now

>> No.26161743

>>26161711
Train with herself.

>> No.26161841

>>26161283
>Alp bicorn
>Be roommate with a dude
>He keeps saying you're a chad or whatever
>You've only ever fucked 2 monster girls, but sure
>he's still a virgin
>Never really figure out why, he doesn't look that bad, even if he looks a quite androgynous
>Eventually he starts to alp, even if eh doesn't realize it himself
>Guess that makes sense
>He realizes what going on, but not before his dick is already gone
>Keeps complaining about not being able to fuck monster girls like you can
>Eventually just begs you to fuck her while you fuck another monster girl, just so she can know how it feels
>Your next door succubus is very understanding and you end up having a threesome
>Due to the amount of both spirit and demon energy your roommate fully transforms into a bicorn
>She now keeps bringing girls over so you can fuck them with her, or even just fuck them while she watches
>She even starts to ask them if they wanna stay the night or even stay permanently
>She keeps telling herself it's just due to her wanting to see/feel how it feels to fuck monster girls, even as she's masturbating to you fucking 3 other girls
>Might have to pin her down and fuck her so hard she just gives in and admits she loves your cock

>> No.26161859

>>26161490
>when you mom raises you to be the perfect house husband because she promised you to her best friend

>> No.26161860

>>26161655
That's both not a monstergirl and a bit not advertiser friendly, don't you think.

>> No.26161933

>>26161524
wine goat would be a bad aunt because I would want to fuck her too much

>> No.26161974

>>26161860
You're right, I got my threads mixed up!

>> No.26162000

>>26161860
Aren't witches monster girls?

>> No.26162046

>>26161743
That wouldn't sense to her if you were near by.

>> No.26162059

>>26161933
Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck aunts dude, I have an aunt who's only 15 years older than me and I wanted to fuck the shit out of her when I was young.

>> No.26162135

So what happens if the IRS pays a Danuki and a Creeping Coin a visit?

>> No.26162349

>>26162135
IRS goes bust. In other news, hefty tax hikes for single males

>> No.26162357

Are there any cute DeviantArt OC monster girls that you ended up liking?

>> No.26162435

>>26162349
>Single Anon sees his taxes go up 300%
what will he do to get his monstergirl waifu?

>> No.26162603

>>26162357
Quite a few, same with twitter OC monster girls.
It's the reason I enjoy seeing anons commission their off profile wives too, creativity is always nice to see.

>> No.26162728

>>26162435
The mailman Ratatoskr who delivered him the payment notice might have a solution for his problem.
She swears she saw what it is by accident, IRS must have forgotten to seal the envelope properly and it slipped out.

>> No.26162746

>>26162435
>Anon gets a monster GF just to avoid the taxes

>> No.26162810

reminder that idols must be pure so monsters can never be an idol

>> No.26162862

>>26162810
So human boys should be the idols

>> No.26162949

>>26162862
but idols have stalkers and stalkers rape idols then i'd be impure

>> No.26162984

>>26162949
That's why they have managers and bodyguards

>> No.26163086

>>26162949
No better way to end your career than with a harem of psycho fans, even if said career lasted less than a week

>> No.26163170
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26163170

>>26160910
True.

>> No.26163273
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26163273

>>26162059
how fast would wine goat aunt seduce her nephew

>> No.26163360

>>26162435
>Psychologically ensuring resistance and rebellion just so the more aggressive monstergirls get to have their genuine rape
Devious

>> No.26163404

Black White Dark Mages are made for hand holding mating press. Moreso if they are friends with Shrine Maidens.

>> No.26163460

>>26163404
Black White Dark Mages are made for mate holding hand press

>> No.26163516

>>26163404
Don't take her mushrooms or she's going to be riding that broom with a belly full of seed.

>> No.26163550
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26163550

meaty

>> No.26163650

>>26163550
Meaty tails need meaty bottoms.

>> No.26163668

>>26163404
She is made for doggy style or reverse cowgirl because she got a nice fat ass

>> No.26163673

>>26163550
oh fuck her tail is on fire stop drop and roll

>> No.26163838

>>26163673
lick the base of her tail until saliva runs down and puts it out!

>> No.26163844

So would a bicorn make a dating profile for their husband without him knowing just to find monster girls to fuck him?

>> No.26163853

>>26161008

I will buy from the nuki if I can fluff her big tail a few times

>> No.26163983

>>26161092
Finna negate her

>> No.26164358

>>26163844
Hell, she'd pretend to be him online and send flirty messages to other monsters.

>> No.26164431

>>26157395
Retired.

>> No.26164654

I feel like a worthless loser who's life is going nowhere. I need my waifu to laugh at my sorry ass and tell me how to be less of a pathetic existence.

>> No.26164661

>>26161008
It's not diluted nook urine, is it?

>> No.26164672
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26164672

Hello, neighbor. May I borrow some sugar?

>> No.26164772

>>26164672
Free onahole!

>> No.26164775

>>26161008
i didn't buy any unless she brought some to secluded areas of great mamono lakes

>> No.26164777

>>26164672
I don't actually have a bag of sugar at home.
I don't do confectionaries.

>> No.26164980

>>26164672

This is the 5th night in a row you've asked! What are you up to, nazzy?

>> No.26165045
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26165045

>>26161178
Get her drunk! Quickly!

>> No.26165075

>>26164980
She's just very bad at baking cookies for you, anon...

>> No.26165088

>>26161178
>She's gonna tickle me with those claws of hers isn't she
Please

>> No.26165091

>>26164777
Humpty egg that disguised herself as many eggs

>> No.26165111

>>26165091
I didn't mean to reply

>> No.26165305

>>26154625
Utopia can't exist. I think men would still face repercussions and bad luck in MGE, but that doesn't mean we can't get a happy ending anyways.

>> No.26165346

>>26165305
Lol. Just get rid of all the (((bad luck))) and the result will be a utopia.

>> No.26165370

>>26165346
I will if KC would just introduce a damn leprechaun girl already

>> No.26165392

>>26165305
>Utopia can't exist
Happy endings can't exist.

>> No.26165402
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26165402

>>26165305
>Utopia can't exist
Sandworm-chan's mouth is utopia

>> No.26165535

>>26165370
Potatoes are no different than (((bad luck))). Stop being a cuck. Only elves are acceptable breeding material.

>> No.26165606

>>26165402
>Sandworm-chan's sweat extends life and expands consciousness
I would breed many little makers in my darling Shai-Hulud.

>> No.26165662

>>26165606
Great. I get to see how shit the world is, and will get to see it become even worse over a linger period of time.

>> No.26165663

>>26165402
Can I have a harem and we can all live in sandworm-chan's mouth?

>> No.26165735

>>26165606
Based

>>26165663
Sandworm-chan is the only girl you need

>> No.26165756

>>26165735
Is sandworm-chan a yandere or something?

>> No.26165825

>>26165756
overprotective

>> No.26165880

>>26165756
>>26165825
Yandere disguised as overprotective

>> No.26165950

>>26165880
Overdere?

>> No.26166047

>>26165756
No, she's just a worry-wart.

>> No.26166283

>>26165402
SPICE MUST FLOW

>> No.26166327

>>26166283
Warning! Spicy foods may cause the whites of your eyes to turn blue.

>> No.26166451
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26166451

https://imgbox.com/g/WckSICVMCM
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 104. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/uTZKL6O0

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.26166470

>>26166451
Pachinko with Creeping Coin!

>> No.26166497
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26166497

>>26163360
But what if the men win?

>> No.26166504

What to do if some haughty ojou is making moves on you, but you're not interested in her and instead you feel a strong urge to breed her strong, statuesque, stoic bodyguard?

>> No.26166566
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26166566

>>26165045
do you have more of these art works? I particularly like the Wight artworks made in an art style similar to centurii-chan

>> No.26166661
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26166661

>>26165045
Bacchanals are the best, huh?

>> No.26166675

>>26166566
I think I told you this last thread, but check the wight gallery. It's literally all there, I don't keep stuff private.

>> No.26166685

>>26166566
>similar to Centurii-chan.
Both of them are from centurii-chan, though.

>> No.26166746

>>26166675
I see, I have once looked into the archive but didn't find much
>>26166685
based centurii-chan

>> No.26166794

>>26161841
That was pretty hot dude. Only thing left for anon to do though now is to fully turn her by putting a litter in her.

>> No.26166893
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26166893

>No fat fucking sheep girl gf to sleep with all day
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FIDDLE FUCKING MONTHER FUCKER

>> No.26166953

>>26166893
"Do the truffle shuffle!"
>Baa's indignantly as you attack her lovehandles

>> No.26166966

>>26166893
That's a comfy sheep.

>> No.26167081

>>26166746
https://twitter.com/redzedhead/status/1268535854185644034
https://catbox.moe/c/7l3yk4
Dunno why I did all this, but my friday's been pretty boring. Link to stuff in the wight gallery in the catbox, and link to a thread featuring multiple undead drawn by Centurii in the twitter one.

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26167241

>>26166893
How degenerate...at least go for a lean sheep with a humongous amount of fluffiness.

>> No.26167254

>>26165305
Remember that Utopia isn't a place, but people. My Utopia for example is my beloved waifu and the noble's son who visits us for his right of the first night, every night.

>> No.26167263

do you think tanuki give away crepping coins as prizes?

>> No.26167610

>>26167263
Only the tanukis that are already married.

>> No.26167790

>>26167610
>Loli tanuki and loli creeping coin childhood friends that get into trouble.

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26167904

>>26153650

>> No.26167929

I fucking hate the internet. I fucking hate this website. I fucking hate these threads.

Sometimes I'm tempted to shitpost Dark Priest or something to ruin her like everyone ruined Tanuki and is trying to ruin Creeping Coin.

>> No.26167981
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26167981

>>26167929
Shut up and let me show you how to do a backflip

>> No.26168026
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26168026

>>26167929
>Tanuki
>ruined
You what

>> No.26168070

Safely cumming inside a harpy's cunny!

>> No.26168078
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>> No.26168128

>>26168078
>Shog discovers Mastah loves getting (You)s
>she breaks the laws of physics and metaphysics to provide him physical pieces of an abstract concept
Silly aberration

>> No.26168161

>>26167929
You've got a point about people ruining those two but please leave dark priest alone.

>> No.26168182

>Anon's angry at the money girls being memed
I bet anon's a Person of Currency.

>> No.26168184

Does your wife grope and massage your bulge casually?

>> No.26168208

>>26168128
>Replaces (You)s with (Mine)s

>> No.26168209

>>26168184
Yes. She finds it a fascinating device.

>> No.26168247

>>26168184
In the middle of meetings, yes. She treats it like a stress toy.

>> No.26168248

I wonder if a creeping coin would find my coin collection cool

>> No.26168302

>>26168184
If only to signal that she wants 'it'.
Yes.

>> No.26168416

What's your wife's favorite breakfast?

>> No.26168462

>>26168184
>Lich groping and massaging your bulge while reading a book
All of my yes.

>> No.26168466

>>26168416
A quickie in her mouth with my morning wood before she goes off to work.

>> No.26168506

>>26168416
Bacon and black coffee

>> No.26168542

>>26168416
Toast.

>> No.26168589

>>26168416
My daughters eats cereal with my cum instead of milk and my wives eats toast with cum spread on it with coffee with cum creamer. We're a lewd household.

>> No.26168649
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26168649

So monster realm gold incites desire a, so, it would make sense to make a living by making monster jewlery from the coins

>> No.26168720

>>26168649
Huge, heaving, moneybags.

>> No.26168722

I've been seeing a lot more love for creeping coin than the previous monsters like the wonder worm. What makes creeping coin so good?

>> No.26168835 [SPOILER] 
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>>26167929
>Tanuki ruined
>Creeping Coin ruined

If you just wanted some (you)s you could have just asked for them anon.

>> No.26168857

>>26168722
Money is more relatable than a pot smoking worm.

>> No.26168927

>>26168722
Memes and wonderworm is harder to draw. Notice the lack of talk about the actual profile.

>> No.26168977

>>26166451
salamander and hellhound butt!

>> No.26168994
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>>26168722
Wonderworm seemed pretty appreciated to me when she came out.

>> No.26169086
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>> No.26169110

>>26168649
>creeping coin at a desk, happly engraving rings and putting together necklaces for sale.

>> No.26169163

>>26169086
Would a Shirohebi rape you for buying gold coins from a Creeping coin?

>> No.26169217

Who would win? A raiju or a gremlin?

>> No.26169311

>>26167929
Remember, you're here forever

>> No.26169338
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>> No.26169493

>>26169338
Her forehead looks a little too big

>> No.26169564
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>>26168994
Wonderworm was appreciated because she was the first new MGE girl in an eon. Now that KC appears to be back in the groove, she's cooled down.

>> No.26169624

>>26168161
>leave dark priest alone
Too late. She's a nutjob that holds protests at the funerals of virgins and holds up signs saying "Fallen God hates Virgins" and "Virgins burn in hell"

>> No.26169659

>>26169620
i like worm

>> No.26169672

>>26169624
They also diddle little boys and are protected by demon Realm laws so they always get away with statutory rape

>> No.26169700

>>26168184
Not casually, no. If she's going straight for that area she probably has something in mind. She'll usually just caress my chest, or ruffle my hair, or grab my hand, or...

>> No.26169722

>>26169672
They also suck off the homeless instead of feeding them

>> No.26169762

>>26169722
That's a myth. Poverty is a sin. Only the rich get a succ, according to Dark Priests.
The important thing is to give all your money to the Church.

>> No.26169821

>>26160854
Of course, it's a biological woman

>> No.26169853
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I don't wanna go to work, I wanna get drunk with my wife

>> No.26169893

Bird "songs" are just birds screaming they want to fuck.

>> No.26169994
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>>26169893

>> No.26170043

>>26161221
>cbtg at 1
im blaming you

>> No.26170173

What Monster would be best to fall asleep on in the train?

>> No.26170203

Which monster girl(s) do you dislike the most?

>> No.26170214

>>26170173
sounds dangerous

>> No.26170216
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>>26169893

>> No.26170366

>>26170216
Underrated girl. I always imagine gandharvas as being WAY bigger than other harpy species.

>> No.26170407

>>26170366
Yeah, it's hard to believe Gandharva lewds are next to nonexistent.

>> No.26170410

>>26170216
>And I call this one, "Anon Please Fill Me With A Dozen Kids"

>> No.26170482

>>26170410
What a nice song, I wonder what it's about.

>> No.26170510

>>26170482
Its about taking that drink she bought you then following her to her dressing room.

>> No.26170555

>>26170407
They're pure girls. That being said, yes, there is a serious dearth of gand lewds.

>> No.26170590

>>26168722
Creeping Coin is a smug and haughty shortstack who immediately tempts men by spreading her legs or by making gold pour out of her body. It's easier to work with.
>>26168927
There's not much to the Creeping Coin's profile beyond how mamono realm gold makes humans horny at the sight of it.

>> No.26170624

>>26170555
Best lewds of harpies is of them standing over you with great hole view

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>>26170555
Harpies lack individual concentrated lewd imagery because there's so many great harpies that the content has to be spread out. There's a harpy waifu for literally everyone.

>> No.26170978

>>26170624
For a gandharva it would be her sitting crosslegged, goods on display, with tits resting on her instrument, while she gave you a smug grin.

>> No.26171073

>>26169893
Not always some of those songs are get off my land.

>> No.26171188

>>26171073
>Anon decides to take up birdwatching
>listening to the beautiful sounds of harpies in the forest
>they're screaming at each other to decide who you belong too

>> No.26171228

>>26169163
>Would a Shirohebi rape you
The answer is always yes

>> No.26171256

>>26154119
What's this knockoff of Jo'on from Touhou?

>> No.26171338

>>26171228
I bet monsters would chuckle every time martial rape is brought up on TV

>> No.26171390

>>26167929
>Not remembering smelly Oomukade
No one remembers the pedes..

>> No.26171598
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>> No.26171617

>>26170898
Owl needs lewds

>> No.26171710
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>>26156890
It could be Yeti season all year if they weren't such big babies

>> No.26171741
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Gimme a hug man

>> No.26171755
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>>26171390
I remember the pedos!

>> No.26171822

>Coming home to your shortstack nurari wife performing an intense interrogation on your new big oni wife
Also kiki wife is serving tea.

>> No.26171884

>>26171617
All the birds could use some lewds actually but more stuff for Owl would be nice. Her perky tits and yoga pants deserves some good lewds

>> No.26171912

>>26171755
God I wish that were me

>> No.26171918

>>26171741
You're not gonna trick me, if I hug you i'll get stuck in the goo.

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>>26171617

>> No.26172266
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>>26171918
Cmon now it feels great
Slimes eat the sweat and oils covering you, your skin comes out cleaner than any shower could make you

>> No.26172289
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More De Ryua.
https://pastebin.com/ibPuPrNg

>Dé Ryúa’s Fellowship of the Dark Sea Knights
>Nnn...
>If I do something really lewd with you, I end up like this...
>You’ve still only used my mouth, and yet... I knew I was a naughty girl, but when you stroked my head, my mouth opened up like that on its own, it’s like my body responded by wanting to suck on you...
>I’m going to be made even more naughty by onii-san... Haa~
>On top of that, whenever I tempt onii-san, it seems you get hard right away, nfufuu

>Ah, there’s some old men of the Dark Sea Knights... Good evening~! Do I know them? Well, yeah, but everyone in this city knows them!
>That square faced, sturdy old man is the Commander of the Fellowship of the Dark Sea Knights, Mr. “Eizen”. That’s right, the admiral from that old story, who originally came from Diana! After that old story, he stayed on this island so he could always protect us!
>There are a lot of people in the Dark Sea Knights that believe in the Lord, and it’s full of actual heroes that protected us sea folk in that old story!
>Also, they’re pretty much Court Alf’s army!
>Ah, yoo-hoo~ That girl who’s about as tiny as I am is a friend of mine She’s that chubby old man’s wife
>The Dark Sea Knights often go on expeditions to other islands, and whenever a ship of the Order of the Chief God wanders into the waters around Court Alf, the Fellowship of the Dark Sea Knights are the first ones to head towards it. Since they share faith in the same god, it’s easy to talk to them!
>She said they’ve returned from an expedition, so I wonder if they went on an expedition together? She’s been married to that old man since long before I was chosen by onii-san, but it looks like she got to do all sorts of lewd things in different countries by going on an expedition together, I’m so jealous~

>Say, onii-san, what do you want to do from now on? It’s alright if we don’t work and it could be really fun if we spend our lives just doing lewd things and feeling good~ Buuut...
>I like a working man too When we monsters see a man doing his best, we swoon over him working hard, and then we want to make him feel really good, so we think it’s a wonderful thing to do lots of lewd stuff with him after he’s finished working~
>By the way, the men of the Dark Sea Knights are so strong and cool
>Onii-san and his dick are still pretty cool now, but you might become even cooler if you joined them

>Ahh More head pats... Aaan

>> No.26172377
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>>26172289
https://pastebin.com/ax1Dcce0

>Hotel De Ryua
>NGU!! Gupo Jyupo... Nbleah
>Ah... Ahaa Onii-san’s hands grabbed my horns... forcing my head to move, making be gag
>Then when you let it out, you held me tightly, so I could hold it deep in my mouth... I could feel it hit the back of my throat...
>Onii-san also does these kinds of mean things eh... You’re such an amazing, amazing man...

>Nfufu... Onii-san... This huge building shaped like a big open seashell and lit up all over is the “Hotel Dé Ryúa”, Onee-sama is the general manager~.
>It’s the biggest casino, biggest hotel, and has the biggest stage
>Every song maiden in Dé Ryúa yearns to be brought to this hotel... And it looks like I’m being taken in

>This hotel was made by renovating Diana and the Order’s headquarters from that old story, it’s really big~
>The inside is even more amazing than this The lower level is an extravagant casino that even compares to the famous casino city “Goldy End”!next world guide confirmed?
>Onee-sama said the neon lights from Saida that dazzlingly light up the floor are there to make it feel gaudy on purpose~
>Onii-san, when you look at these lights, don’t you feel like you want to do something naughty?
>Like dragging me into the shadows, and violating me...

>Yeah, a lot of the employees here are Satyros huh~.
>I’ll only tell this to onii-san, but the Satyros use their magic to make a mist of a wine called “Olde Dé Ryúa” float around the casino.
>So whenever anyone plays here, they always feel dizzy like they’re drunk, all the men get bold, and all the women start acting lewd It’s a secret

>Nfufu~ The employees are actually waiting for guys to do something naughty Dealers are often attacked by men who have lost at the casino and want revenge, and they end up a couple that way...
>Oh, we got service drinks from the casino staff~ You should drink up too onii-chan~ Mmm~
>...I dunno, the taste of semen is better Nfufu~, I still have the smell of semen in my mouth

>...I think Onee-sama’s stage performance is about to start.
>I’ve got butterflies in my stomach right now Nfufu, onii-san’s gotten hard too...
>There’s a stage in the middle of the atrium, with poles that go from the top of the building to the bottom, right?
>The Nereid dancers go up and down like that, and dance the most extreme and lascivious dance in Dé Ryúa The only ones that get to dance there are song maidens with incredible dancing skills and lewdness recognized by Onee-sama The girls on that center stage are prizes at the casino...

>Ah, Onee-sama dropped down from above...
>Since this is an atrium, you can see Onee-sama’s performance from the upper level hotel rooms and restaurants too This hotel, it’s all swept up in a whirlpool of Onee-sama... Haa... Onee-sama Somehow, she seems even more lustrous than usual, how wonderful...
>The Song of Love she sings while pole dancing is amazing... As I already explained to you onii-san... When Onee-sama turned that wonderful ass around like that, all the men that saw it began grabbing their lover’s or an unmarried monster’s ass from behind and... Huh? Onii-san?

>Nhiii

>Au... Ahh... From behiiind Haa Fuu
>P-put it iiin... Onii-san’s penis
>Nhi Hii...
>Pound me harder, harder, there Do it more Hya Hya Hyaaa

Just a few more articles left.

>> No.26172405

>>26171993
This is very unnecessary, harpies should only lay eggs in private in front of her husband. Dumb whore.

>> No.26172409

>>26172289
I wanna make that fish teen pregnant.

>> No.26172428

>>26172289
>>26172377
This is alot of lore. Yet, no one acknowleges and talks about it here alot.

>> No.26172474

>>26172377
>26) What will be the theme for the next World Guide?
>It's not confirmed yet, but the 'Casino City' that is also mentioned in the new book may be featured (KC)
He has mentioned the casino city has a good chance of being at least part of the next side guide.

>> No.26172488

>>26172409
I feel the same way about fish

>> No.26172496

>>26172428
Half the thread has never even read the encyclopedia entries for most girls.

You'd think it were some sort of esoteric work, like a VN with three routes and no officially recognized translation.

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>>26171962
I love my adorable tsun wife.
>>26172289
>>26172377
I love how shamelessly lewd she is when giving a tour, I really hope the casino city is the next side guide because it could be full of girls in bunny outfits.

>> No.26172678
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>> No.26172719

>>26172474
>casino city
Sounds like a tanuki's paradise.

>> No.26172748

I need a bubble gum slime

>> No.26172776
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Thick demon thighs.

>> No.26172889

>>26171741
NO, IT'S A TRAP

>> No.26172943

>>26172719
You just know the wagers there are for many things aside from money.

>> No.26172946

>>26172496
Well, from now on, I'll discuss MGE lore

>> No.26173007

>>26171741
Oh okay.
Is that a gun?

>> No.26173059
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>>26172776
Are for worshipping. All of the demon is for worshipping. Praise Lilith!

>> No.26173136
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi3x7Iy8nyU

>> No.26173147

>>26173136
LAMP

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>> No.26173257

>>26172776
>Thick demon thighs
Thick loli demon thighs are for putting your dick between them.

>> No.26173283
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>>26173147
Lamp?

>> No.26173289
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>>26173257
I want my lolibaba vampire mistress to dom me in this way

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We don't talk about scorpions a lot, do we?

>> No.26173313

>>26173136
Moths do not belong on your face
I can't do what that guy does with insects

>> No.26173362

>>26173308
Scorpions need more love

>> No.26173366
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Bully nerds

>> No.26173402

>>26155235
The idea of their constant giggling while licking the liquid out of her bodies turn me on so much

>> No.26173467
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Chapter 41 is up.

https://pastebin.com/VDYaKRFe

Gandharva lewds, are there ever enough? Experts say: "No."

>> No.26173536

>>26172377
>The employees are actually waiting for guys to do something naughty Dealers are often attacked by men who have lost at the casino and want revenge, and they end up a couple that way...
Every deck in the entire establishment is stacked so that dealers can piss off the guy they like, I guarantee it.

>> No.26173548

>>26164431
Can a monster girl retire from being a monster girl?

>> No.26173567
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>> No.26173610

>>26153754
>>26154280
Slothful weighted blanket ittan momens that force you to sleep are high up there. I just want to sleep together forever in each others embrace. When you finally wake up with huge morning wood, you two just both go to town, making it very hot and sweaty under the blanket. When you're done, you get to cuddle and rest some more. When you feel like getting up and getting food, just wear her like a cloak and stay comfy.
What about cum-sock ittan momens

>> No.26173620

>>26173308
Scorpions are great.

>> No.26173657
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You don’t understand how badly I just want to impregnate this fucking tanuki. Simply walk into her room while she’s laying there, have her laugh at me for getting home late, and then immediately get on the bed and push her down. Just keep ruthlessly thrusting into her as she watches her anime while moaning and giggling the whole time. Her slightly overweight body jiggling slightly with each thrust as she lays on her side taking it. Just absolutely assaulting her neck with kisses and hickeys and sniffing her stale unwashed hair, the scent reminiscent of musk and her corn chips. Grabbing her soft, doughy neet skin and love handles, leaving livid red marks on her pale figure. I want to fucking bite her ear and hear her moan as fill her womb with my essence before collapsing in a sweaty, smelly love puddle on the bed. I want this so fucking bad the picture isn’t even that lewd why the fuck does it make me feel this way AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>> No.26173666

>>26173289
I'd see it as a form of foreplay and measuring my cock against her body while domming a Demon loli.

>> No.26173672

>>26155391
>They canonically give the best handjobs.
In which setting? MGE or granblue?

>> No.26173684

>>26171390
Forgetting a shit girl is better than being constantly reminded of how much I would despise you all under normal circumstances.

>> No.26173758

>>26173366
The best way to bully nerds is to be driven so wild by their sex appeal that you fuck them into a weak-kneed, sticky mess.

>> No.26173777 [SPOILER] 
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_SNEKED

>> No.26173818

My wife is a very cute and dangerous monster.

>> No.26173833

>>26173818
Same

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>>26173777

>> No.26173855
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>>26173657
That's a raccoon, not a tanuki.

>> No.26173888
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>>26173777
I love this dude's art so much. It's a shame that the anime can't really capture his style properly.

>> No.26173994
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>>26173888
Cause it was going off the LN illustrations

Still not as bad as the gulf between the LN illustrations and manga of fat-tiddie economics demon lord

>> No.26174018

>>26172678
A dangerous combination! 'Surprise night attacks' indeed

>> No.26174055

>>26173467
Nice.

>> No.26174067

>>26173888
Didn't even realize this was the same guy. The bat he drew is cute.

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>>26173841

>> No.26174278
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>>26173994
Hey anon, wanna see a magic trick?

>> No.26174286

I want to force a really horny licentious succubus to take our relationship slow like how a normal human woman would

>> No.26174298
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>>26174278

>> No.26174391

I want a dokkaebi starcraft player gf

>> No.26174422

>>26174286
I think it's more romantic that way, so I know that feel.

>> No.26174434

>>26174298
>w-wait!
>I can put the horns back on!
>humans are just as good as succubi, I swear!
Paladins these days, resorting to these dirty tricks. No pride at all.

>> No.26174479
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>>26174434
>No pride
Slander

>> No.26174481

>>26172474
I was hoping for Desert Kingdoms.

>> No.26174525

>>26174434
But can their wombs stretch like succubi?

>> No.26174567

>>26174479
I want to see her get bit by a lamia and have her pussy fucked by the lamia's tail before turning into a lamia

>> No.26174670

Cheek cupping is a thing every dominant monster should do, gentle and hard dom alike.

>> No.26174671

>>26173467
I Like it.

>> No.26174704

>>26174670
Pharaoh cheek cupping.

>> No.26174706

>>26174525
Only one way to find out.

>> No.26174739

>>26174670
Manticore cheek cupping while smug tailfucking

>> No.26174753
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>>26174670
Cheek cupping dominate lolis

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>> No.26174802

>>26174706
>Acquire Paladin-Chan
>Succubus
>See whose womb stretches out the furthest.
>Also a Lizardman there 'because she heard there was a contest'

>> No.26174863

>>26174479
>>26174567

>Paladin-chan gets monsterized
>Refuses to accept it, goes full-on denial mode
>Insists that she's been 'cursed' by some 'foul magick'
>She's a Dullahan now whether she likes it or not though. Keeps waking up with her head in completely different rooms than her body, sleepwalking. Wears scarves a lot.

>> No.26174878

>>26174670
My waifu does it all the time. Cheek cupping, wrapping her arms around my back, placing her hands on my shoulders.
Her favorite is cradling my head in her chest. She isn't exactly the biggest girl, but it just fills me with a profound sense of calm. Same with lap pillows where she looks me in the eye and gives a rare, kind, smile.

>> No.26174961
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>> No.26175016

>>26174961
First two wishes went well.
Now to wish them bigger.

>> No.26175055
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Out of the way shrines are true suffering.

>> No.26175086
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What happens if a ham girl gets surrounded by a group if MGE incubi? Gangbang or the girl quickly monsterizes from their demon energy presence and she pick one of them as her husband?

>> No.26175123
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>>26175086
>ham girl

>> No.26175144

>>26174961
time to spread her ass cheeks to take a gander at dat glorious horse pussy

>> No.26175155

the weak must fear the strong?

>> No.26175178

I dare you to poke that shoggoth hive sitting by that wilted tree with that stick, anon.

>> No.26175179

>>26175086
The Incubi would already be married to the MGs that incubized them.

>> No.26175192

>>26175178
It would be my pleasure

>> No.26175197
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>>26175155

>> No.26175210

>>26175179
There are other ways to incubize than sex with monsters newbro.

>> No.26175215

>>26174961
Can you wish for a Genie to become a bicorn?
What would happen if you did?

>> No.26175235

>>26175192
you run the risk of getting dragged into the hive's mouth and be raped inside a shog nest

>> No.26175247

>>26175210
Yeah, being in a demon realm, but you'd assume than any humans in one would be almost immediately picked off by any nearby monster girls.

>> No.26175274
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>> No.26175290
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>>26175155
No. The weak must seek the strong. The strong must cherish and protect the weak.

>> No.26175332

>>26175235
I can't imagine getting gangraped by Shogs would be as unpleasant as gangrapes by more brutish species

>> No.26175415

>>26174525
Their high CON means their wombs can expand significantly. Even more if they learned they "Solid SE to Mana" Spell.

>> No.26175437
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>Fit Hellhound catches you ogling her strong arms
What do you do?

>> No.26175442

>>26175290
I can't decide what's a better outcome when a strong monster looks intimidating and I get aroused instead of scared - if she gets smug or flustered.

>> No.26175445

>>26173467
I laughed with the ushi bit, do keep up the good work my dude.

>> No.26175456

>>26175437
I let her take initiative.

>> No.26175478

>>26175332
it's still rape though.

>> No.26175486
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>> No.26175531

>>26173467
>Hellhounds 3rd and Manticores 4th
Man of culture right here.

>> No.26175535 [DELETED] 

>>26175235
But don't incubi desire monsters over humans anyway.

>> No.26175584
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>>26175478
And you still have yet to clarify why getting raped by one or more girls who are super cute maids is a bad thing

>> No.26175608

>>26175437
pretend to resist

>> No.26175670
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So, was it fartposting that killed the last thread?

>> No.26175701
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Getting drunk with your waifu after work!

I'll be working 10 hours instead of 8 all next week. I'll need both my waifu and booze to keep my sanity!

>> No.26175721
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>>26175701
I only drink because I like the taste of beer and don't like to get smashed

But I still want to go out drinking with wineauntgoat

>> No.26175761
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>>26175155

>> No.26175780

>>26175721
Funny, I hate the taste of beer, but love getting smashed. I do love the taste of scotch and rum, though.

>> No.26175876

>>26175761
That an alp in her paws?

>> No.26175913

>>26159440
>>26159479
She DESERVES to be monsterized!

>> No.26176050

>>26175721
Wineauntgoat is a great listener. You can tell her anything in your drunken stupor, like how you still can't get a girlfriend and girls your age don't like you, and she'll be so understanding.

>> No.26176142

>>26175415
So the higher the con, the bigger they can get?

>> No.26176230

>>26175486
>>26175584
No, d-don't absorb me

>> No.26176273

>>26176142
Yes, so be careful with Constitution increasing buffs.

>> No.26176301

>>26176273
Define careful.

>> No.26176366

>>26176301
She'd look silly when you max her out, and she'll be sore when the buff ends and her capacity returns to normal.

>> No.26176399

>>26176366
Just means she needs more training!

>> No.26176462

>>26175437
Take the initiative.

I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound and all that.

>> No.26176498
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>> No.26176570

>>26176399
Don't make her too powerful, or you might e the one needing training.

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>> No.26176880

>>26176710
What does sandworm breast milk taste like?
How do sandworms take showers?
Where do sandworms do their shopping if they don't have a man to do it for them?
If a sandworm catches a virus, do you have to live outside so you won't get blasted with vomit inside her mouth?

>> No.26176887

>>26175332
You would be overpampered by a gang of shoggs

>> No.26176931

>>26176570
Please, how do you think I'm able to train her womb like that?
Its from all the STRICTLY LEGAL potions I've been taking along with personal training.

>> No.26176989
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>>26176887
Hot.

>> No.26177077

>>26176887
>gang of shoggs
It's actually one shogg manifesting as multiple

>> No.26177129

>>26176887
There's little I would want more...

>> No.26177176

>>26176989
>Hot.
Khepri Harems would take notes

>> No.26177378
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>>26162810
It's fine if you two just keep it a secret.

>> No.26177382
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>> No.26177475

What happens if I run towards a hellhound or wurm chasing me instead of running away

>> No.26177503

>>26177475
Collision rape

>> No.26177547
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Would you fist horse pussy?

>> No.26177579
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>>26176989
>anon finds creepy abandoned home he hasn't seen before while walking back from a stressful day at work
>is beckoned towards it by a slimy figure flailing inside its windows
>a nauseous feeling overcomes anon judt then, so he limps over to the house
>realizes upon entering that the whole house is lined with teeth, tentacles, glowing yellow eyes, mouths, and tongues that are all pointed at him
>"welcome home mastah" the figure says unveiling itself, a young woman no older than he but her whole lower half lined with those "features" on the interior
>he tries to walk out several times but some non Euclidean fuckery keeps making him wind up at the same spot
>"where are you going, sir? your room is this way"
>is guided to a seemingly alive slimy black bed that looks moist, slippery, and shiny
>"Uwa, what are we gonna do in the shog bed?" pomf =3
>hfw she can finally cast aside the maid act and dig into her meal

>> No.26177669

>>26177547
With vigor.

>> No.26177806
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>>26177669
But would you also breed horse pussy with vigor?

>> No.26177809

>>26177475
Ends the same but with more tail wagging, even with the Wurm

>> No.26177885
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>>26177547
Yes.
>>26177806
Also yes.

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>> No.26177945

>>26177885
What's Bicorn-san's reaction when you tell her you want a harem of horse pussy?

What's Bicorn-san's reaction when you
tell her you want a harem of her?

>> No.26178100
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>>26175290
>>26175155
>>26175761

>> No.26178247
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Touch fluffy ears.

>> No.26178256

>>26178247
how did he take the picture?

>> No.26178265

>>26178256
Penis.

>> No.26178287

>>26178256
Body-cam.

>> No.26178297
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>>26177901
I want to marry multiple human kunoichi and get corrupted together. I love bodysuits.

>> No.26178351
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>> No.26178378

>>26178297
Bodysuits are for showing off pregnant bellies.

>> No.26178407
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An average day in MGC
https://files.catbox.moe/eya2l6.png

>> No.26178530

What's it like to be raped by a Cheshire Cat?

>> No.26178538
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>> No.26178578

>>26178407
Those cats need to fuck off it's my garbage not their

>> No.26178584

>>26178530

like normal rape, except with lots of "nyahaha!" laughter

>> No.26178694
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>> No.26178716
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>>26178530
Intense and loving bullying.

>> No.26178739

>>26178256
Interceptors in his eyes.

>> No.26178796

https://youtu.be/R_Go6IHF6UA

>> No.26178815

Lovelove marriage monsters

>> No.26178870

A Kunoichi
Wielding a Cursed Katana
While wearing a suit of Living Samurai Armor

>> No.26178884

>>26173467
Top stuff anon. Thanks for giving me a thing for dark elves.

>> No.26178953

>>26178870
While riding a centaur

>> No.26179015

whats it like being homeless in MGC how is the hobo life

>> No.26179019

>>26178953
On top of a giant Umi Osho

>> No.26179150

>>26179019
And her sidekick is a Hellhound who thinks she's the Doom Slayer.

>> No.26179177

Good night Anons, take care and dont burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that playing the lottery may not just get you cash.
Sometimes the prize is being married to some lucky monster girl.

You did read the terms of service right?

>> No.26179216

>>26179015
Monsters walking by laugh at your misfortune, then you die due to illnesses and stress your body had to endure.

>> No.26179229

>>26179015
No such thing, a single man would be claimed very quickly and the monster girl would make him be productive.

>> No.26179267

>>26179015
>hobo code is just messages for avoiding rape

>> No.26179274
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>>26178694
So is it Water Wurm and 2 young Shirohebi or is it Water Wurm and 2 Water Wurm children?

>> No.26179295

I need Shiro twins

>> No.26179317

>>26179274
Ryu and two young hebis

>> No.26179364

>>26179295
>those snakes were so sneaky you don't even know you were dating twins until the wedding

>> No.26179511

>>26173257
Demon Childhood Friend who writes increasingly complex contracts that you don't really read because they're always not binding and her mom just wants to see a signed contract for evaluation.

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>>26179295
How about not shiro's?

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>> No.26179622

>>26164672
I got some cheeze and honey.

>> No.26179648

how do you deal with the increasingly high rates of teen pregnancies across all demon realm school districts?

>> No.26179673

>>26172405
Based and privacy pilled. There's nothing sadder than an exhibition fag, being a public nuisance, stinking the place up and being loud, when they've got nothing no one hasn't seen before, and they're not exceptionally great at fucking to begin with.

>> No.26179710
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Smart fox.

>> No.26179723

>>26164672
Where's that Jinko?

>> No.26179773

should tentacle monsters be banned?

>> No.26179782
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My sick and tired of my snooty neighbor being so rude to me, I’m gonna head over to her home and give her a piece of my mind

>> No.26179790

>>26179648
make EVERY teen monster come to school happily pregnant!

>> No.26179796

>>26179710
Sick fox

Still wouldn't mind cross-contaminating with her

>> No.26179807

>>26179782
And suddenly, it's Bell, Book, and Candle

>> No.26179833

>>26179602
God yes

The only good boat out of both games

>> No.26179918
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>>26179796
She's just pretending.

>> No.26179925
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>>26179773
No instead you should grow them in your yard cause they keep away delinquent monsters from egging your house

>> No.26179935
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>>26179773
NEVER

>> No.26179938

>>26179833
i was lookin at at installing one of the waifu gacha games earlier but read all the reviews about how your progress is fucked unless you whale and i don't have gambling problems so passed

>> No.26179997
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>>26179938
I doubt a single one of those games is worth it.

Besides as a gatcha you might never get a girl you actually like if you're a picky asshole like me

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>>26179773
Depends on what you do with them.

>> No.26180025

>>26179938
>i was lookin at at installing one of the waifu gacha games earlier
Which one?

>> No.26180039

>>26179938
Don't play any gacha. It's a trap.

>> No.26180059

>>26180025
ak, azur and honkai but all the reviews showed me it was only for people wanting to pay.

>> No.26180060

>>26179925
Tentacle garden, slime pool...what else should I add to the dream home if the waifu and I ever make enough to settle down someplace nice?

>> No.26180079

>>26180039
i will continue to ignore all forms of mobile gaming even if it has waifus

>> No.26180105

>>26180059
Azur isn't too bad. Good rates, bountiful resources. Only thing that drives people to spend money is for those fancy skins and wedding rings.

Either way, this >>26180039
Best to avoid the snare.

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>>26172266
That sounds nice, actually.

>> No.26180157

>>26180060
Obviously a shoggoth home, perhaps a raiju breaker, a magma golem oven, an undine shower, ignis heating unit and glacies air conditioner

>> No.26180533

>>26180157
All I can imagine is each monster besides the shoggoth are in bondage and the husband needs to "turn on" or fuel them throughout the day.

>> No.26180651

>>26180533
See, that's why none of that would work. At least with the garden and pool we can cultivate tentacle plants and regular, non MG slimes (like Pslimes without a host)

>> No.26180852
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And the hills are alive with the sound of music~

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>>26179938
I've been playing Azue Lane totally free and have not felt the least bit need to buy-in. The only thing I anticipate MAYBE needing to cash-buy is dock space (for completionism's sake) but the 'campaign' has been more than generous with the gems to keep up so far. Gatcha rate seems very generous and there are multiple side-routes to acquiring various high-demand shipfus. Give it a shot.

>> No.26181011

>>26180937
cute doggo

>> No.26181111

>>26180852
DOOT

>> No.26181261
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>>26180937
Nice try Ms. Tanuki now stop trying to shill Echidna womb simulators

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>> No.26181425

>>26179602
It's not the same without the claws

>> No.26181717
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The days are growing darker.

>> No.26181720

>>26177579
I would never know how to reward such a diligent shoggy.

>> No.26181732

>>26178297
bow would you want the corruption to happen?

>> No.26181818

>>26181717
Look at the size of those things, no way is she taking on all 5 lamps at once in this scene.

>> No.26181871

>>26181348
Oh no I wandered into jinko lands I guess I’ll just wander around lost and scared completely oblivious to any big bad scary jinkos that’d pounce on me

>> No.26181888

>>26181818
behold the triple eighteens

>> No.26182043
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26182043

I want to visit the Slug/Snail Kingdom!

>> No.26182065

>>26182043
I don't think there is such a place. Snails are nomadic people, where they lay their head is home.

>> No.26182149

>>26182065
I bet they form caravans, travelling from city to city, using their shells to store cargo. They're slow supply runners, but they're reliable.

>> No.26182205

>>26182149
Just don't ask them to transport salt

>> No.26182277

>>26182065
Like the Metallica song?

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