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26768549 No.26768549 [Reply] [Original]

Would you become a youkai, assuming you weren't killed for it?

>> No.26770540

What is the point of becoming a youkai if I can't get split in half by Reimu's gohei?

>> No.26770813
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26770813

reimu is made for big human cock, so no

>> No.26790728

Yes. I will be the best youkai NEET.

>> No.26790741

>>26768549
>immortal life
Why not

>> No.26790949

>>26768549
I'm basically one already, so it's not like turning into an actual yokai would be that much of a change.

>> No.26792336

I'd want to be a half-yokai. I don't know if they're immortal or not, but whether I spend a lifetime or an eternity in Gensokyo before moving on to the next phase of existence, I'd be happy. Being half-yokai seems like it'd be the ideal way to experience Gensokyo, anyway.

>> No.26794955

>>26768549
Honestly, yeah. Youkai lore is pretty cool and it'd probably be an interesting existence if I wasn't killed immediately.

>> No.26795070

>>26768549
In Gensokyo sure, since being an Outsider as a regular human is like lathering yourself in BBQ sauce, wandering into the nearest youkai-infested forest and screaming that all yokai are bastards until you're hoarse.

>> No.26796910

>>26768549
no, that requires living in someone's head.

>> No.26809238
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>>26768549
There are other ways to gain immortality. It ends the same either way. Even if you lived into the extinction, the only ones who would remember you are Mokou, Kaguya and Eirin.
Becoming a youkai means you become some other form of abnormality existing in a shutoff reality (Gensokyo). If anything, you should ask if anyone here would take the Hourai Elixir.
In all ways, it is superior.
Regeneration? Check. You can come back regardless of how reduced to basic elements you are.
Long life span? You're immortal, unkillable, eternal for all is eternal, doomed to experience the unending void at the end of time.
Power? Just self improve. If Mokou can become an expert at fire magic, so can you. Maybe you can learn about some other magics and techniques.
Maybe you can invent things for all eternity. Bright minds come once a century, but what exactly IS a century to someone who is practically unaffected by time?
Heck, the only thing you have to worry about is if you like the way you look.
No, I wouldn't become a youkai. I'd be depending on other things to live instead of living naturally. The only thing bad about Hourai Immortals is that they starve too.

>> No.26809697

Wasn't there a doujin where Reimu gets dicked by Fortune Teller? I want it but I can't remember what it was.

>> No.26810387

>>26809238
I think the appeal of the Hourai elixir is diminished pretty heavily by the existence of a confirmed afterlife you'll be able to keep your memories and sense of self in, assuming youkai don't reincarnate.
With the Hourai elixir, the eons you spend on Earth will eventually pale in comparison to the millions of years you'll spend on fire in a red giant or drifting through space.

>> No.26848164

>>26770813
>Ningen x Ningen reproduction
Fucking disgusting, you sicko

>> No.26851088

>>26768549
Eh, I don’t know how I feel about casting aside my humanity. If I were a Youkai I would probably do absolutely nothing for the rest of my days.

>> No.26851792

>>26810387
The thing is if you aren't a good person the confirmed afterlife involves hell and various punishments

>> No.26881735

>>26851792
Being good is subjective though.
Eiki could easily have a bias.

>> No.26887616

>>26851792
Yeah but for most people I imagine they end up just sort of adrift in one of those neutral hells the series has. People who are neither good nor bad seem to get neither reward or punishment in the afterlife, theyre just sorta left to drift until reincarnation.

Like there was that one ghost who was worried he was going to hell in the manga but Komachi said his sins werent bad so he just drifts around in a magic ghost swamp for a long time.

I mean, if you’re a sinner then I guess you’d have reason to worry.

>> No.26892888

>>26768549
Hell yeah, I just hate humans

>> No.26893558

>>26768549
no i love humanity too much for it, even if i hate how absolutely fucking bugfuck stupid society has become these days

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>> No.26939839

I'm going to become a girl and the youkai of paizuri, with the ability to make men want paizuri and make girls want to give paizuri.

>> No.26975058

>>26939839
You'd be a horrible person. No different from the evolved fairies. Gensokyo doesn't need more competition when Sanae exists

>> No.27020831

>>26933735
Those are some long fingernails

>> No.27023660

No thanks, I dont enjoy eating my own kind.

>> No.27026901

>>26768549
>anyone else, man or woman, becomes a youkai
>becomes a cute girl
>this one, singular fortune teller becomes a youkai
>becomes a literal goblin demonic creature
why only him?

>> No.27027141

>>27026901
So that we feel less bad when ZUN kills him off.

>> No.27027165

>>27026901
At least he has a cool jack-o’-lantern look going for him

>> No.27027908
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>>27026901
Implying he isn't a big chuuni and chose to look like that on purpose.

>> No.27086801

>>26790741
because it implies more and isn't as good as you think it is.

>> No.27113215

>>26768549
It would depend on the type of youkai, but I'm certainly interested.

>> No.27120484

>>27113215
The type doesn't really matter. I'm sure that if you did what FT did but specify the type, then it would happen. However, type is subjective. Humanoid would be a type despite what you might be hoping for.

>> No.27142050

Even the party hat is crooked.
Can Fortune Teller do anything correctly?

>> No.27142362

>>26768549
yes

>> No.27142536
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>>26770813
>Fucking disgusting
Reimu loves human men and little girls!

>> No.27142993
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>>27026901
>goblin demonic creature
please don't say that about okina's husband kudasai

>> No.27144033

>>26851792
Hell isn't eternal in Buddhist Hells, thankfully.

>> No.27146317

>>26768549
I mean, if animal youkai are counted then yes. already have the mannerisms of a cat, might as well be one.

>> No.27200693

>>27146317
You are not a feline. You will never be a feline.

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>>27222368

>> No.27230149
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>>27230139

>> No.27239604

>>27230149
Thanks dude

>> No.27241360

This guy blew it, he should have become a halfie just like Keine, afterall it is possible to become half-youkai thanks to curses.

>> No.27241698
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>> No.27246700

>>27241360
You can't become half a youkai. You're either youkai or human. If you want to be half youkai, you have to be born of a human and a youkai.
You'd have to be the child of some docile youkai like Kogasa and a human. That's the only way you can "be" part youkai under natural means. The only trade off is that you have the lifespan and powers of a youkai under the features of a human.
You never age, you live longer than others, and you are eventually shunned line Rinnosuke.

>> No.27246719

>>27241698
Wouldn't that just repeat indefinitely?

>> No.27246751

>>26768549
I'd rather become a powerful Oni, dude

>> No.27246810
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>>27246700
You also have were-youkai like Keine and Kagerou that can achieve some semblance of acceptance in the Human Village.

>> No.27246881

>>27246810
Kagerou is a wolf youkai that gained humanlike features

>> No.27246927

>>27246881
I thought Kagerou was a normal werewolf, but with wolf ears and a tail and that she turns into an actual werewolf on full moons.

>> No.27247001

>>27246751
You can already do that.

>> No.27247013

>>27247001
how

>> No.27247077

>>27247013
Alcohol and lifting.

>> No.27248569

>>27247077
except alcohol kills your gains.

>> No.27250696

>>27248569
Yeah, that's why you become an oni before it can do so.

>> No.27260333

>>27246700
>Therianthropy can be hereditary or acquired. In contrast to the hereditary type, which is decided by lineage, acquired therianthropy occurs by being cursed or enchanted or having a magic spell cast upon them.
You can become half a beast due to a curse

>> No.27260458

>Numerous hereditary therianthropes assume a completely animal form when they change, but acquired ones often retain their human shape as an animal
Huh, so Kasen wasnt born as a half youkai.

>> No.27260473

>>27260458
*Keine

>> No.27300041

I would consider it.

>> No.27324692

>>27260333
>You can become half a beast due to a curse
You can, but some doom you to become the beast with every transformation leading you closer to one.

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