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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.27062719
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Jinkos!

>> No.27062731
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1st for Gremlin supperiority

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>>27062719
Jinkos are lovely

>> No.27062925

>>27062731
I love robots, so I guess I'll support my local Gremlin.

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>> No.27062975

Gazer, Anubis, Hatter...
Any other waifufags out there with a proper appreciation for assets? And which girl has the best assets?

>> No.27063242

>>27062975
Quite a few it seems, just check the list of waifufags in the pastebin and check their commissions.

>> No.27063345

Build your Harem with 5 Slots.

For me:
1-Apophis
2-Pharaoh
3-Bicorn
4-Oni
5-Kikki

>> No.27063452

>>27063345
1. Loli Night Gaunt (my waifu)
2.Loli Altach-Nacha
I wouldn't want more than 2 wives.

>> No.27063473

>>27062975
Jabberfag with the meaty thighs, Salamander with ass, and Tengu with nerds. Also Gazer has the best assets of all the girls.

>> No.27063491

If your wanted to be king of the desert, Which girl are picking to rule with? The Apophis, Pharaoh, or Khepri.

>> No.27063529

>>27063345
Jinko
Cheshire
Holstaur
Kikimora
Salamander.

>> No.27063552

>>27063345
1. Gazer
The rest are girls that she finds good to teamup with to dominate me, or likely to help unleash that deep, bestial lust I keep locked away so that I just start pounding them hard.

>> No.27064053

>>27063345
Oni
Cheshire-jinko mix
Minotaur
Dire Wolf
Mershark

I just like big tall girls.

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What's working in an Eros church/temple like? Interested in seeking a part-time job there.

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>>27063345
Easy
1-Phantom
2-Wight
3-Pharaoh
4-Lilim
5-Banshee

>> No.27064446

>>27063345
In no particular order
Automaton
Shoggoth
Wight
Dragon Zombie
Baphomet
But there are so many good MGs, that I could go up to 20 easily.

>> No.27064471

>>27064196
Giving relationship counseling, archery practice and lots of sweeping of feathers.

>> No.27064481

>>27062672
Does anyone have a galery specifically with art made by Centurii-chan?

>> No.27064568

>>27063345
1-Elf
And that's it,i'm a 1 woman only kinda guy

>> No.27064604

>>27064481
Vast majority of her mge art is in the wight gallery.

>> No.27064616

>>27063345
1. Parasite slime/slime carrier
2. Parasite Shoggoth/shoggoth carrier
3. Parasite bubble slime/bubble slime carrier
4. Raiju slime carrier
5. Creeping coin slime carrier.

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Well, what's your answer?

>> No.27064896

>>27063345
lilim
dragon
pharaoh
vampire
bapho

>> No.27065171

>>27063345
Lilim
Apsara
Wight
Kikimora
Pharaoh

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>>27062731
Gremlins are the only good monsters!

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How do I break it to my ushi-oni party member that we have to split up? It's not that she's a bad adventurer she's just too strong and makes all the the fights boring and unfun, along with killing my exp gain meaning I'll never level up

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Re!

>> No.27066215

>>27065928
>ushi-oni party member
we both know what's about to happen anon

>> No.27066664

>>27066215
yeah, a 12 hour cuddle session

>> No.27066705

>>27066664
I wans't going to say it in such a way but yes

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>> No.27066736

>>27066708
But I'm a worthless piece of shit

>> No.27066743
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>>27063345
5 Hellhounds.

>> No.27066770

>>27065928
>killing my exp gain meaning I'll never level up
Tell her she has to take responsibility and help you grind

>> No.27066814

>>27062672
>Raiju got beaten in a fighting game
>rapes her husband to vent out her frustration
>power surges knock out all electricity for a few blocks

>> No.27066845

>>27066770
He could also do side quests for a while

>> No.27067275
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What is the best way to approach a Dark Knight succ if you are not a warrior/hero or interested in becoming one?

>> No.27067535

>>27067275
You asked to be her squire.

>> No.27067685

>>27067275
>Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.
Like any monster, be persistent and make it clear to her that she is the only one for you.

>> No.27067719

>>27067275
Tail fondling sends the proper message

>> No.27067765

>>27066743
woah

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>> No.27067900

>>27067275
obviouly with "Hello there"

>> No.27067969

>>27063345
>Kikimora
>Kitsune
Hm. I don't have much more in terms of immediate picks- Clearly I'm too modest in my romantic ambitions. I'd have to think hard about it unless I'm just powerslutting, in which case:
>Lilim
>Ignis
Oh, how could I forget the newest favorite?
>Creeping Coin

>> No.27068021

>>27067900
And then only be her squire if she immediately refers to you as general kenobi

>> No.27068077

>>27068021
exactly

>> No.27068132

>>27067535
I don't if anon wants to follow her around clacking coconuts together or not.

>> No.27068153

Being double teamed by your wife and her best friend

>> No.27068279

>>27065811
Oh to be your own body pillow. I bet monsters with big long lower bodies do this too if they are flexible enough.

>> No.27068283

>>27068021
Being her squire is only step one.

>> No.27068305
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>>27067765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDOKwFbXv9Y

>> No.27068361

>>27066743
Sounds like a lot of pain directed towards your pelvis.

>> No.27068420

I know this is a off topic but I just ate the best orange ever.

>> No.27068451

>>27063345
Jinko
Yeti
Shoggoth
Troll
Werebat

The first four all tall and musclebound, while the Werebat is just fit but still tall and busty.

>> No.27068529

>>27065928
But look how happy she is, maybe ask her to stay back sometimes and cheer to bring morale up?

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>>27068420

>> No.27068894
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>Attention all male citizens:
>Citizens, please don't be alarmed if the State Security visits you at your home.
>We will merely perform a quick inspection of your house and ask you a few questions to ensure that everything is alright
>It is only for your safety and well-being
>Compliance will be rewarded with headpats.

>> No.27069073

>>27068894
I want to see their faces when my extremely jealous shirohebi wife opens the door.

>> No.27069191

>>27063345
-Kiki
-Shog
-Automaton
-Holstaur
-Inari

>> No.27069453

>>27068894
you keep your mitts off my dome you fascist cunt

>> No.27069478

>>27069073
>Married men will receive a basket of Demon Realm fruit
>Greetings Mrs. we would like to give you a list of women with whom your husband has been spending inordinate amounts of time with.

>> No.27069715

>>27068894
I think the smell of old cum and disappointment will keep them out.

>> No.27069771
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Be happy.

>> No.27069804

>>27068677
This awesome art makes me want a updated or new bat girl from KC more than ever.

>> No.27069866

>>27069715
>Nonsense, we are here for your sake. Why won't discuss it over a cup of tea?

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Onis are demons right, can I make contracts with them?

>> No.27069926

>>27069715
More like make you a high-priority target.

>> No.27070024

>>27069866
>>27069926
This just makes it sound like I'm gonna get carried away by the midnight police for "my own safety and well being. "

>> No.27070086
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>> No.27070114

>>27070024
Or they send in an elite squad of Cupids.

>> No.27070174

Embracing Amaterasu worship to own the Sabs!

>> No.27070276

>>27064807
Define evil.

>> No.27070434

>>27064481
Ask and you shall receive.https://catbox.moe/c/7l3yk4

>> No.27070549

>>27070434
Nice.

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Fat nectar sacs.

>> No.27070968

>>27069478
>a list of women with whom your husband has been spending inordinate amounts of time with.
How do they know that without being one of those women?

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>>27070767
Too full, they must be drained by suckling.

>> No.27071112

>>27070968
Ratas provide state of the art surveillance.

>> No.27071142

>>27067275
Jack of all trades supporter husband role is superior. Learn to fix armour and sharpen swords, learn to cook nourishing meals and how to massage, navigate ruins, barter for better prices on selling loot, research lost artifacts, hit the right spot so she screams your name at night in camp.

>> No.27071155

>>27070968
We're not sure about anything right now, only thing that we're sure of is that her husbands is gonna walk with a limp for a week.

>> No.27071191

>>27063345
1.Minotaur
2.Minotaur
3.Minotaur
4.Minotaur
5.Minotaur

>> No.27071280

>>27071191
I should not have read that in the mindset of Count von Count.

>> No.27071281

>>27063345
Dragon Zombie
Lich
Pharaoh
Khepri
Anubis

>> No.27071522
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Just on my to dig up some waifus you want me to pick you up anything specific?

>> No.27071551

>>27071522
Can you dig up a playmate for my wight daughter?

>> No.27071658

>>27071522
Bring me a Zombie dragon please

>> No.27071714

>>27071522
get me the tallest, thickest ghoul you can find, please

>> No.27071808

>>27070434
thank you

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>>27071522
You know what I want.

>> No.27071941

>>27071808
No problem man. Been meaning to clean out my dms of wight sketches, anywho.

>> No.27071977

>>27071522
Find me a wight that so old that her dialect and accent are lost to time.

>> No.27072200
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Touch the cow.

>> No.27072406

>>27065811
I love her, but why did they make her personality "yawwwn I'm so sleepy" and thats it?

>> No.27072424

>>27068894
Could I possible create a hostage situation by holding my OWN cum hostage?

>*Loud knocking on doors*
>"OPEN UP, STATE SECURITY"
>"FUCK OFF OR I'M BLOWING MY FUCKING LOAD IN THE TOILET AND FLUSHING IT. I'VE BEEN EDGING FOR DAYS DON'T FUCK WITH ME"

>> No.27072484

>>27072424
jESUS FUCK ANON CALM DOWN
PUT THE DICK
DOWN

>> No.27072563

>>27072200
Gonna touch her till she moos.

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>> No.27072746

>>27072406
who is she? I tought it was some original art

>> No.27072778

>>27064807
My answer is to be as condescending and rude as possible as I ask her if by evil she means harassing married couples as they try to enjoy their time together.

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>>27072746
Shinano from Azur Lane.

>> No.27072855

>>27072424
Gets attacked by a radical religious group of Monster girls. Gets drug in front of a judge who remands you to their custody because they are a signifigant block of the kingdoms population.

>> No.27072860

>>27072424
That's how you get their specialist slime to burst out of your bathroom sink and take you down.

>> No.27072882

What would monster girl live leak consist of?

>> No.27072898

>>27063345
Holstaur
Minotaur
Hakutaku
Titania
Nightmare

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>>27072882
Confessions.
Rape-confessions.
Rape.

>> No.27073100

>>27072882
Order insurgents killing incubi

>> No.27073173
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What is the easiest way to acquire a Lilim mana marker?

>> No.27073295

>>27072200
Middle still superior

>> No.27073301

>>27073173
Give every monster you see blue ovaries and a lilim will seek you out.

>> No.27073348

>>27072424
>Anon gets a restraining order put on him against his own dick
>And a court assigned personal in-house officer tasked with milking it at least five times a day.

>> No.27073358

>>27064807
I look her dead in the eye and say "No."

>> No.27073475

>>27072200
>flat
uh

>> No.27073542

>>27073475
Flat is justice

>> No.27073837

>>27068894
I went to the marriage center 2 weeks ago and asked for a Manticore wife and i still got nothing, and even more infuriating than that every time some officers show up for house inspection and i show them my waiting for wife permit they accuse me of being a forger and bring me to the station for interrogation. I'm sick and tired of this if you are gonna run a dictatorship at least run it decently.
If this shit happens again next week and i still have not received news about my state mandated wife i swear to god ill blow my balls with a shotgun in front of the officers

>> No.27073981

>>27073837
Same. I been waiting for the Wight I asked for a month ago and they haven't told me anything. I'm about to go dig a zombie and make one myself.

>> No.27074095
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>Small town terrorized by powerful dragon for decades
>No one in recent memory has seen her but their ancestors can attest to might and power, telling tales of a giant monster able to snap trees with minimal effort
>Her booming voice in her lair barks orders to the guards outside as to what new sacrifices she demands
>Now you're up as the young boy sacrifice to her
>Wish your family goodbye as you're shoved into the lair, and are told by the booming voice to march deeper into the lair, to your ultimate fate
>Brace for the worst, priest already gave you your rites, at least you'll die for your homeland

>See an old fat NEET dragon lazing around and asking you, her new boytoy husband to grab her some snacks and cuddle

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>>27073981
Come to the undead oligarchy, we have much faster turnarounds for wight requests.

>> No.27074142

>>27068894
Unless it is a big tiddy succubus or demon, not interested.

>> No.27074309

>>27074142
>big tiddy succubus
what if its dfc succ?

>> No.27074387
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>>27074142
>That can be arranged

>> No.27074622
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I love you /mgt/!

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>>27063345
I'll take 5 holsts

>> No.27074681

>>27074387
That looks like a succ with her level drain permanently activated.

>> No.27074831

>>27074681
Well now she'll know the ins and outs of the dark souls series.

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>>27063345
For me:
1: Troll
2: Oomukade
3: Bubble Slime
4: Ushi-Oni (Sabbath)
5: Tentacle

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>> No.27075105

>>27068894
Jokes on them, the only way those demons are getting in is with a kunoichi.

>> No.27075154

>>27074652
I don't think I could handle all that soft titflesh. At least throw in a Mino or two just to stay fit and active.

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>>27063345
4 Trolls and a H'orc.
IMAGINE the smell.

>> No.27075258

>>27073837
>>27073981
>Dear valued bachelor,
>Your request for [MONSTER] is very important to us. Pairing monsters with eligible men is our top priority.
>Your patience during these delays is appreciated. As an apology please accept this enclosed chochin-obake as a temporary wife/onahole
>Thank you for your continued support.

>P.S., if you want another chochin, we can send you one. Or a few.
>P.S.S. No returns on any sent monsters.
>P.S.S.S. Please take more. And some Charybdis. And some devil bugs. And some...

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>>27075221

>> No.27075378 [DELETED] 

https://i.imgur.com/dDkRdPJ.png
Succubus wings are not flying but for holding you in place while they drain you!

>> No.27075445

https://i.imgur.com/dDkRdPJ.png
Succubus wings are not for flying but for holding you in place while they drain you!

>> No.27075455

Cumflate the Bapho

>> No.27075468
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Oh boy I can't believe I won a mansion! but I don't remember entering a contest to win a mansion...

>> No.27075472

>>27075445
>akazawa red
Nope

>> No.27075526

>>27075455
You could just replace that with Sabbath and it would be correct.

>> No.27075553

>>27075445
I like that with vampires

>> No.27075571

I wonder where everyone could be tonight?

>> No.27075582

>>27075571
Watching a murder, maybe

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>>27075582

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>>27075571
I do believe the wight supremacists are out in force.

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>>27075745

>> No.27075915

men should be paizuri'd by their least favorite monster to give them a chance

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>>27075776
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for wight daughterus!

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>>27075967

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27076162

What happens to lost boys at the petting zoo?

>> No.27076206
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>> No.27076259

>>27064807
She ate the last pudding cup even though I called dibs.

>> No.27076283

I would Amaterasu over any other mofu. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

>> No.27076317

>>27076113
phat ass wight girls

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>>27076317

>> No.27076377

>>27076113
I want a wight that is a very, very heavy pear shape.

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>>27076377
How pear we talking?

>> No.27076512

How do all the wight girls have the best figures? We cant let them keep winning hellhoundbros...

>> No.27076513

>>27076162
They call for your mom over the intercom and four strangers show up

>> No.27076524
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Even human kunoichi are dangerously lewd

>> No.27076531

>>27076502
Custom panties will be needed.

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>>27076162

>> No.27076622
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>tfw no kitsune samurai bodyguard

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>>27076512
>Against hellhounds? Lies! Some of my best friends are hellhounds!

>> No.27076740

>>27076566
Clever girls.

>> No.27076904

Do you prefer a drowsy dormouse, or a brash wurm?

>> No.27076924
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>>27063345
I had fun with this one, the theme should be obvious.
1: Troll (head wife)
2: Honey Bee
3: Tentacle
4: Mandragora
5: Barometz

>> No.27077275

>>27076531
>Arachne gets used to doing custom, extra large bras.
>Gets a request for specialty panties of a similar size.
>"So Anon, what species of centaur is she?"
>'Oh, she's a wight, not a centaur.'
>Arachne just cocks an eyebrow before getting to work.

I imagine they see some weird custom orders.

>> No.27077325

>>27063345
Hakutaku
Lizardman
Apsara
Satyros
Wonderworm
Work hard and play hard.

>> No.27077385
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27077385

>>27077275
Hip panties

>> No.27077390

>>27075915
Making it hard for Harpy. Pretty cruel.

>> No.27077405

Where are the monster boys?

>> No.27077453

>>27077405
Nailing their waifus till the potions wear off.

>> No.27077469

>>27077385
A tiny string for a wide waist, thick thighs, and padded posterior.

>>27077405
They're girls now.
Enjoy.

>> No.27077495

>>27077469
Curious as to how padded you mean, Anon.

>> No.27077533

>>27077405
Won/d/erland and Pan/d/emonium.

>> No.27077550
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Where can I find a bed sturdy enough for me and two big monster wives?

>> No.27077562

>>27076502
whoa um she looks a little to...short

>> No.27077578

>>27077495
She wears dresses and skirts for a reason.
Partially because side slits show off the panties.

>> No.27077580

>>27076566
nothing will happen to that little boy, right??

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>>27076162

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>>27077578
Dresses are best for behinds that just can't fit in anything else.

>> No.27077682

>>27077620
Exactly.
Don't tear, provide easy access, allow her to show off more of her styled undergarments, and make it easy to move in.

>> No.27077686

Who us the shiba inu of mgs?

>> No.27077689

>>27077550
You can build a traditional ushi-oni bed!
Step 1: Skin some demon realm beasts
Step 2: Throw furs on the floor of a cave
Almost as easy as Ikea!

>> No.27077766

>>27077689
But then all you get is anon shaped dents in the floor.

>> No.27078000
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27078000

Invisible lilim strikes again.

>> No.27078065

>>27077766
Just scoot the fur pile a foot or two after every round of coitus. When maneuvered properly, the dents will eventually become uniform. Or focus on one spot to get that root cellar your wife has been hounding you to make. You could even make fun patterns!

>> No.27078107

>>27078065
>Ushi Oni husbands have harnessed their wive's destructive habits for house renovation

>> No.27078163

>>27077405
On /tg/

>> No.27078179

>>27075103
cute poor shog.

>> No.27078181
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27078181

If there's dark mages does that mean there's light mages also?

>> No.27078269

>>27078181
>get fought over by your light and dark mage onee-chans
>dark mage onee-chan wants to do lots of lewd stuff with you
>light mage onee-chan wants to do normal everyday stuff with you... that she inevitably makes lewd

>> No.27078543

>>27078107
>demon realm home improvement show
>"My wife and I wanted to install a pool, but we aren't sure it's in our budget..."
>Handywoman succubus host assures them that they have nothing to worry about, and that the network has hired a specialist
>Ushi with her husband slung over her shoulder shows up
>dumps a bundle of furs on the spray-painted outline in the backyard
>stabs herself with a handful of manticore spines
>"Give me two hours."
>the rest of the show is just the ensuing rape, with a cut to the finished pool at the end
>every episode is like this

>> No.27078680

>>27078543
>instead of "when all you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail" it's "when all you have is a monstergirl, every solution is to get nailed"

>> No.27078686

>>27077405
right behind you

>> No.27078784

Remember that prior to retirement from adventuring, your wife should be buff and have a slim figure.

A soft and more 'bedroom ready' one is for afterwards.

>> No.27078912

>>27078680
>"All this fancy wooden furniture you see here is made by one couple. Today, we'll see how it's made!"
>somehow a guy banging his dryad wife produces tables worth thousands of dollars
>even the hostess is baffled

>> No.27078968

>>27076622
Are kansen fancy automatons, or more like Tsukumogami types?

>> No.27079080
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Good morning anons how do you keep time in undead lands if the sun is never out?

>> No.27079203

>>27078912
Aaaayyyy.

>> No.27079292

>>27079080
I live in western michigan.
I'm not going to see the sun for about 6 months, just cold, grey skies.

I think I'd be used to it.

>> No.27079335

>>27078181
White hat...black hat... I'm the one with the boomstick

>> No.27079365

>>27078269
>spy vs spy shenanigans but with dark and light mages
fund it

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Come n get it fleshy human boy

>> No.27079446

>>27079080
Uh, a clock?

>> No.27079532

>>27075472
>akazawa red
What’s the problem? I’m genuinely curious seeing as I’ve never read his stuff.

>> No.27079546

If I was your father, I would make sure you are with the right species and not with some delinquent hellhound/manticore from the wasteland region ghetto neighborhood with ties to some gang with other hellhounds & manticores

>> No.27079547
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I want to impregnate a lich and her wight best friend. At the same time.

>> No.27079582

>>27079365
>light mage makes a potion to make her boobs bigger for anon
>drinks it an watches as she goes up a few sizes
>but then it doesn't stop
>her boobs grow too big for her to move
>dark mage secretly spiked her potion and runs off laughing with anon under her arm

>> No.27079604

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that soft girls keep you warming in bed.
ThismessagebroughttoyoubyPor.Co.

>> No.27079605

>>27076904
Wurm seems like a more fun choice

>> No.27079699

>>27079080
>implying that it isn't always rape o clock
The zombie pile is said to be a marvel of chronological engineering. It tells the time in a manner analogous to the cuckoo clock. However the zombie pile is better, as it moans for dick every second of every day. Now that's precision! And unlike a watch it will never lose you. How many weeks has this thread been up again? I got distracted and lost count.

>> No.27079709

>>27079604
>tfw you will never fall asleep in bed between your two p'orc wives, both heavily pregnant with yet another litter of piglets
This is suffering.

>> No.27079913

>>27079546
If I was your father I would have went to the store for cigarettes and never come back. Like your real father. Oooh. I must be dicking an Ignis because that's a sick burn bro.

>> No.27080012

>>27079709
I hear you.
Soft, motherly Porcs to make.

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>>27078968
KAN-SEN are never implied to be anything other than flesh and blood, so I'd say Tsukumogami.

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Imagine, if you will, the immense leg and thigh strength it takes for such giant dwarf leaps. They could probably Xenia Onatopp even the strongest of men with that kind of divine power.

>> No.27080151

What happens if a monster girl takes you home to "sleep" but you actually do just sleep

>> No.27080224
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>>27080056
But they don't have relatively large tits like draphs do.

>> No.27080225

>>27080151
I could guess what happens if it's a succubus or nightmare

>> No.27080293

>>27080056
How is that good? It is ungood comrade. Also, that hat is compensating for for her extreme internal tightness. She wishes she was as loose as the talls and hooman girls. Have some pride in your tuber and dirt based heritage dorfs.

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>>27080224
I love Eno Yukimi and their single-minded Sturm crusade

>> No.27080319

>>27080294
Sturm is built for breeding.

>> No.27080338

>>27080319
All draphs are built for rough mating.

>> No.27080352
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>>27080319
Just like most draphs are.

>> No.27080410
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27080410

Fuck all draphs.

>> No.27080464

>>27080352
Those big breasts are for resting on a big baby bump.

>> No.27080571

>>27080410
God, I wish.

>> No.27080721
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27080721

>The true citizen loves Monstergirls
>The true citizen let's their son be eloped with a Monstergirl or more than one or two monstergirl in a harem
>The true citizen is proud of their still Human daughter, relatives and friends monsterizing into Monstergirls
>True citizens value and love the Demon Energy that they breathe in the air

>> No.27080722

>>27080410
yeah man, fuck those guys

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>>27080721
>sample
And here I thought lilimfags couldn't possibly be any more of an embarrassment.

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>>27080942
Based catbro

>> No.27081019

>>27080410
Draphs steal jobs from hardworking Holstaurs

>> No.27081048
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Bad maids found sniffing master’s underwear deserve to be punished

>> No.27081205

I'm exceptionally stressed right now, and wish I could just share some coffee, cuddles, and gentle lewd touches with some girls from the Runya Sabbath.

>> No.27081239
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boop

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>>27081205

>> No.27081397
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>An Apophis unknowingly or foolishly goes up against and messes with this pharaoh (pic related) then realizes her venom won't work on him

What happens, and how might you help Apophis-chan?

>> No.27081501

>>27081397
looks like he's dead
what's the problem

>> No.27081504
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>>27063345
5 Kunoichi

>> No.27081558

>>27081395
Thanks for the cute loli, anon.

>> No.27081633

How do I convince my baby-crazy wife that opening an orphanage would be a bad idea because we don't have the money to support lots of children and she'd have to give them up for adoption eventually?

>> No.27081695

>>27081397
He recognizes me as a follower of Chaos, and tasks me with corrupting Apophis-chan into my Chaos-bound servant. Then, as a reward, he presents us with a Shoggoth palace.

>> No.27082319
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>>27081239
Liru is fat!

Fat!

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>Finally manage to find a Lilim
>Trying to find the courage to talk to her
>can't and basically end up unintentionally stalking her
>Second day comes
>See her again
>Still can't make yourself talk to her
>Suddenly she disappears
>Turn around to go home
>Right when you turn you see her
>Right in front you
>Staring right into your eyes

>> No.27082931

>>27082319
In the right places

>> No.27083092
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How would life with my harem work out?

>> No.27083622

>>27083092
>You are awoken by your high orc wife mashing her crotch against your face till your harder than steel
>Dark elf wife interrupts the session via whip crack demanding you come downstairs for breakfast she and apophis prepared
>You have to compliment the cooking sufficiently lest you suffer the same fate as your bound h’orc wife
>Proves to be more difficult due to the venom they snuck into the food making it hard to focus with thoughts clouded by desire
>Manage to blurt out your so dumbfounded by their cooking it’s leaving you speechless
>Apophis wife rewards you by wrapping you up and milking out your first load of the day
>Dark elf wife is more angry at you than her for giving up your precious seed that easily
>If your that much of a hopeless pleasure seeking pig then maybe you should breed another one of your kind
>Cut to you and h’orc wife bound together in a mating press with her legs tied behind your back and your arms tied behind her back
>Only part you can move is your hips and just barely
>Forced to take in all her sweat and musk
>Dark elf wife insulting you and demanding you breed your sow properly while whipping you both and threading to get the brand out
>Apophis wife injecting you with another dose of venom to coax out a more virile load
>Eventually cum inside while h’orc wife squeals
>Pass out and awaken hours later being gently milked by dark elf wife telling you that while you belong to all of them, you belong to her first and foremost
>milked by tight dark elf pussy till you pass out to her taunting and cooing
>Awoken next morning by the smell of h’orc pussy

>> No.27083969

>>27063345
Anubis
Kikimora
Inari
Werecat
Wolf Tengu

I want smart, dependable, cuddly girls I can gently dominate.

>> No.27084089

>copy friend’s phone number
>post it publicly in a monster-oriented forum
>profit?

>> No.27084135

>>27084089
That's almost as bad as writing to call his number for a good time on bathroom walls.

>> No.27084212
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>>27084135
The former, at least, tends towards nerds instead of the more rough 'n' tumble types.

>> No.27084356
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>>27066743
incredibly based

>> No.27084389
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>>27063345
The same lich but her souls placed into 5 different bodies

>> No.27084511

I wanna help my demon wife to make gameshow where we corrupt human girls.

>> No.27084676

>>27084135
>>27084212
Imagine trying to use a dating app. The instant you match with an mg the app gives away your location and you're being chased down.

>> No.27084811

>>27084676
raping app

>> No.27084901

>>27084135
>Go to fallen goddess church
>Write your phone number in one of the stalls
>Keep getting calls about "saving" me and "freeing you from your sin"
How long would it take before they come knocking at my door?

>> No.27084934

>>27084511
I would really love too see a version of that succubus corruption board game but with MGE girls.
I would make it myself if I knew how to make games.

>> No.27085173
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>>27084676
Revenant image

>> No.27085344

>>27066736
Loving something bestows worth upon it. Congratulations, you're not worthless

>> No.27085383

>>27063345
1-Succubus
2-Dragon
3-Anubis
4-Vampire
5-Lamia

The most important thing for me with a harem is the girls must get along well.

>> No.27085476

>>27085173
Sometimes I'm disturbed by how quickly I start thinking like an actual thot when there are monster girls involved. I really need a lilim tyranny to keep me in check.

>> No.27085513

>>27085173
I'd rather the lizard girl then the manticore.

>> No.27085978

>>27085173
I want to dominate a nerd lizard girls asshole after I beat her in every video game she owns.

>> No.27086553

>>27075258
Isn't this sorta behaviour counter-productive in the long run? once the person receives the monsters they wanted to begin they are gonna ignore/treat worse the chochins and you end up with a normal couple and a whole lot unsatisfied wives

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>>27085513
Being totally realistic I'd prolly immediately get mindbtoken by tailpussy and kept as a cumslut to get eaten by her every night

>> No.27086865

>>27083622
That sounds exhausting.

>> No.27086925
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>>27063345
5 Manticores
I wanna end up like this guy from the King Kong movie but with tailpussy rather than giant leeches

>> No.27086995
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27086995

I ran a lot. Two and a half hours. Who knows how much ground I covered. Tired now. So tired. Need to cuddle a Cuddlemander.

>> No.27087086

>>27077605
>Man, wish I could read that sign.

>> No.27087109

>>27080410
Fear the mighty P Cup!

>> No.27087159
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Catscan checks out, It's just a normal cat. No Monster Girl here.

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>>27087159
Even dogs can fool cat detectors now, they're deprecated

>> No.27087455
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I need fat cat milkers.

>> No.27087969
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27087969

Feed me, Anon. Feed me aaaaall niiight looooong~

>> No.27087972

>>27087455
If they're on a brown cat I'll take em

>> No.27088026

>>27087969
Sorry this is a VFZ (vore free zone)

>> No.27088151

>>27084934
Would you guys enter the game show as a prize or as a participant for the male version where you end up as a incubus and fuck a ton of girls?
Or would you just watch the show while cuddling with your wife?

>> No.27088323

>>27087969
She looks really squishy for a plant girl.

>> No.27088362

>>27088151
I'd watch the show but I'm not letting my waifu be up to chance

>> No.27089084 [DELETED] 

>>27082644
>Wake up next morning
>Pelvis is really sore
>All you smell body fluids
>Lilim is clinging onto your arm dreaming about last night while dry humping your arm
>Wants better than this?

>> No.27089218

>>27081397
Apophis get thrown in the pit with another usurper.

>> No.27089352

>>27081397
>Apophis gets thrown into the dungeons
>Gets truly raped by feral monsters untouched by the DL's mana
>Eventually DL's mana extends to the region
>Those feral monsters turn to monster girls
But by that point, Apophis-chan will have truly endured hell and be a truly broken girl.

Will you be that anon to comfort her?
Will you be that person that brings her that one light into her dark world she can cling on to, your love?
Or will you be the one to cast her aside as "used goods"?

>> No.27089407

>>27089084
Best end.
I'm gonna take her to wonderland and do all kinds of kinky shit to her.

>> No.27089909
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27089909

The Mechanical Orc leads the Iron Horde.

>> No.27089994

>>27074095
fat lazy dragons are the best kind

>> No.27090623
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>>27079532
Their succubi tend to be really... murderous, and the stories tend to end on rather despairing notes. It's a shame too as the sex scenes and art are great.

>> No.27091051

>>27089994

This is true, doesn't matter if they're tall or smol.

>> No.27091128
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zzz

>> No.27091194

>>27091128
I need cozy like this
I remember being a kid and being sick so I got to stay home and just stayed in bed all day with the cats

>> No.27091859

>>27090623
Yeah, basically this. Love the art and the characters. Too bad the despair and suffering kills my boner.

>> No.27092178

what is the most scary/dangerous monster and how do I attract her?

>> No.27092210

Cute boats.

>> No.27092225

>>27080056
Imagine reaching down and grabbing their hands as they reach up for a hug, then spinning in place a few times before throwing them off into the distance.

>> No.27092246

>>27092178
Tarrasque maybe?

>> No.27092264
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>>27092210
WTF, thought I quoted >>27091128

>> No.27092499
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>>27079913
based, you sure showed him

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>> No.27092803

>>27082644
Now you have to give her dodecatuplets

>> No.27092817

>>27092683
Good fox.
Could be bustier though.
I like my ladies like I like my drinks, refined but full bodied.

>> No.27092848

>>27090623
It's pictures like that that really remind me how top tier succubi really are.

>> No.27092857

Never let an Ignis board a zeppelin.

>> No.27092998
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Nothing appeals to me more than deredere with big muscles.

>> No.27093065
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>> No.27093077

>>27080410
Imagine a conscious draph that is aware of her race condition as nothing more than f*ck meat. She knows that every achievement she will ever accomplish will always be overshadowed by her tits, ass and that her pretty face will always be conveniently near crotch level. She will never be seen as anything else than a living, breathing s*x object, no matter how hard she tries or acts. She will also have to bear the sight of all of the other females of her race being seen as that and being unable to anything. She will have to constantly witness either the naivety or unconscious acceptance of all her peers and family as walking onaholes. She will see how her sisters are treated growing up and reaching puberty to be ogled and desired by men of all races. How her mother is a prime example of that fact. If she even have a daughter, she will witness the same thing happening to her when she reach puberty.

This must be one of the hellish examples of what torment a conscious can bring and it makes me so erect

>> No.27093145

>>27081397
Use Fire Damage and a goon squad to snipe the Tomb King lord in order to mass route/crumble his army.


On the other Note, what would be the units available for a Monster Girl/Demon Realm army for a Total War Game?

>> No.27093216
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>>27080293
>how is that good

Because it means they have Chun-Li tier buns and thighs.

>> No.27093277

>>27093077
I think Mr. anon need to visit the nice mindflayer doctor again.

>> No.27093334 [SPOILER] 
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>>27087455

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>>27081397
I don't know why everyone says bad things about Nyarlathotep-san, she's such a nice girl.

>> No.27093598

>>27087422
It’s because the market was flooded with cheap defective models.

>> No.27093897

>>27093598
>what's wrong with reducing production costs for more profit?
>t. not a tanuki

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>> No.27093993

>>27093897
I want to teach a Tanuki the horrors of runaway capitalism by making her play through Universal Paperclips

>> No.27094033

>>27085173
Nagatoro manga but it is a humie boy teasing a Lizardgirl

>> No.27094075

>>27081048
Imagine her face when you tell her you are thinking of getting a Shog maid

>> No.27094195

>>27085978
I want to dominate a loli amazon's asshole after defeating her.

>> No.27094326

>>27094195
Loli warrior monsters are for cumflating.

>> No.27094379

>>27081048
Find your kiki smelling your underwear again.
Tie her to a chair, arms behind her back, legs tied open to the chair's legs. Put your underwear as a mask on her face, with the front inside part directly on her nose. Leave her like this and go trough our day as normal.

>> No.27094418

>>27093929
>ring on her finger already
One of the rare cases when you can safely interact with a lilim, maybe she just wants to ask me what time it is because she forgot her watch again.

>> No.27094505

>>27094418
I think she is trying to arrange you to one or two of her sisters.

>> No.27094548

>>27094418
The ring isn't on her ring finger anon, it's just a clothing accessory.
Don't approach the lilim anon!

>> No.27094614

>>27093077
So why not view it as a source of pride and power? It's not like her other achievements can't be respected for their own merits, it doesn't have to be an either/or thing.

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>>27087422
Look, Hell-anythings are an outlier that can't be counted amongst normal statistics. They're being divided into subspecies faster than we can document them. We've got hellhounds, hellbears, hellrats, hellbats, hellcats, you name it.

>> No.27094696

>>27094379
If your kiki shows signs of arousal when you check up on her, make sure to punish her. Kikis should not get off to dirty things.

>> No.27094786

>>27094548
Don't fall for it Anon! Its a trap to take your seed.

>> No.27095080

>>27094786
>Anon think she has a ring and is married and approaches her
>She's surprised but humor him
>He mentions something about the ring
>She says it's not on the right finger, it's just for her clothing
>Anon has a moment of realization
>There was no escape for anon
>Only hardcore lovemaking until the sun raises the next day.

>> No.27095161

Imagine being taken for a nice, relaxing ride at 140 mph by your Hellhound in her Hellcat.

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>> No.27095374

>>27093065
Married Nightgaunts have that latex-looking suit with the arm-wings, right? What do unmarried Nightgaunts look like? Are they just mostly naked?

>> No.27095380
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>Your state-provided monsterwife in the Demon Realm Authoritarian Police State is one of many NEETs they didn't know what to do with

>> No.27095466

>>27095286
>>27095380
Do girls really hang out on their bellies? I can't do that shit.

>> No.27095471

>>27095080
>CC lim is lonely because all men are afraid of getting fractured pelvis or think she's out of their league, until she meets one oblivious anon.
Sounds like a plot a the corny romcom that you get forcibly dragged to by your MG wife.

>> No.27095519

Moon rabbits are for fucking
Earth rabbits are for pranking and fucking

>> No.27095547

>>27095466
Have you tried not being a fat bastard?

>> No.27095621

>>27095547
But then how will I float when the world floods from global warming?

>> No.27095774

>>27094684
What about Hellcores

>> No.27095887

>>27095374
>In the illustration the only tail and wings that can be seen belong to the male, however the female does have her own. Unmated females make use of their own tail and wings until a mate can be found. Once mated the wings and tail are magically withdrawn and the male takes over. The hand-like parts of the wings on females are smaller and more delicate, the "fingers" ending in claws or talons.
>The female body excretes a mucous which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
Thus the rubber suit is covered in a slick of fresh mucous which makes the surface more reflective. The mucous also releases some magical light of its own.
>The female body produces the greatest volume of fluid from her fingertips and breasts, which makes them seem to glow from the soft light produced.

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>>27094684
>>27095774
Are there heavenly counterparts?

>> No.27095903
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>>27095774
Apex predators

>> No.27095910
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>>27095374
>The female body excretes a mucus which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
Given that the film comes from her body, they probably still have the suit before getting a husband.

>> No.27095946

>>27095380
>anon thinks he scored a sugar mama Tanuki
>it's actually just a lazy NEET trash panda
Must be comfy just being two NEETs on generous MGC benefits for human/monster couples, playing vidya/watching movies all day

>> No.27095950

>>27095621
Fuck. I just got outplayed

>> No.27095955

>>27095471
Coming this Spring

>A lonely lilim struggles to find love
>But one dumb Anon comes along
>Will Anon get his pelvis destroy
>Will the lilim be forced to nurse Anon's poor pelvis back to health to do it all again.

>> No.27095978

>>27095955
Who will spill the most spaghetti?

>> No.27096032

>>27094684
Got any Hellslimes?

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>> No.27096305

chad hellhound vs chad manticore

>> No.27096353

>>27094326
No they're not, they're for appreciating their thick tomboyish bodies.

By fucking and dominating them in lewd positions after the thrill of the chase, and making their tight loli pussies and buttholes submit to your cock after they've been just barely out of reach behind skimpy clothes.

>> No.27096430

>>27096092
Does she slither back and forth singing "All we own we owe"

>> No.27096475

>>27094195
>>27094326
>>27096353
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

>> No.27096574

>>27096475
Local loli adventuring guild has marked you as a quest target.

>> No.27096608

>>27095903
do i have to get raped by her

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>>27096608

>> No.27097285

imagine all the monstergirl remakes of action movies
>Manticommando
>Remember, Sully, when I told you I would rape you last?
>Yeah, you did!
>I lied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wk-jT9rn-8

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>>27095080
>only until the next day
Weak shit

>> No.27097365

>>27095910
Indeed, it's just that once they get a husband he takes over creating the suit and controlling it.

>> No.27097444

>>27097322
Hey now, the first time has to be special and gentle so as not to overwhelm him too much. She can't get truly serious until he's gotten more used to the inhuman levels of pleasure.

See, succubi spend a lot of time planning how to make the first time having sex with their chosen one as good as it can be for him.

>> No.27097570

>>27097322
Dumb dork.

>> No.27097610

>house starts to get a bit cool as the weather changes
>shiver a bit
>first thought is along the lines of "tfw no yeti gf" instead of "I guess I'll get up and put on a hoodie"
what have you people done to me

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>>27074095
>>27089994
>>27091051
Impeccable taste

>> No.27098695

>>27096475
Imagine the Heavy getting swarmed by tiny women

>> No.27098791

>>27095946
I wonder how often Tanukis scam men into being husbands for the raccooon cousins

>> No.27099236

mutual instant loss and dual aheago > male or fedom

>> No.27099447

>>27095978
The love starved lilim

>> No.27099496

>>27099236
>9:30pm - ”Let’s do it all night long!”
>9:40pm - Both are passed out, holding each other tight, covered in sweat and bodily fluids

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>> No.27099888

>>27080410
>fourth draph from the left stands out most to me by being one of the most conservatively dressed
It's kind of scary how that works.

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Both are wearing putfits from two of hidebous doujin.

>> No.27100289

>>27063345
>Amazon
>Automaton
>P’Orc
>Kobold
>Kraken
Rate my harem.

>> No.27100312

>>27099496
Only ten minutes? How pent up (yet exhausted) were they that they just exploded everything they had right away?

>> No.27100333

>>27064807
Is tell him “No.” of course.
While our daughterus are hiding all the plans for world domination downstairs.

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>>27094786
>>27095080
>>27097322

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Have no care, hug a bear!

>> No.27101415

>>27100944
I love man-"eating" youkai.

>> No.27101554

>>27100944
I want to breed a fox like this fora long time and in a really hard manner.

>> No.27101582
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>>27100312
>Virgin master
>Virgin shoggoth
>She starts out with smug smile as anon moves his hips frantically
>Very soon she starts feeling it as much as him thanks to their master-servant connection
>She’s losing form only able to barely keep her humanoid half from melting
>The thick strong tentacles wrapped around anon loosen and lose form
>She has to use her own arms as support
>The opulent bed she made from herself is now just a squishy box on the ground
>The walls have started to ooze and lose form as well
>The candles have sniffed out by themselves leaving only the shoggoth’s many gleaming not-eyes as source of light
>The more anon thrusts the more the house around him warps and his shoggoth wife descends into pleasure as much as him
>With his final thrust he cums inside her melting pussy his vision going white
>Almost passes out right then and there which would’ve meant unceremoniously flopping onto his barely kept together shog wife
>Uses last of his strength to take the most firm parts of his wife and cuddle her
>Last thing he sees is his phone light up from a text from telemarketer showing only 10 minutes had passed

>> No.27101710

>>27063345
5 elves

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/53800996

>> No.27101848
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>>27063345
5 Gremlins, each with a different fur color and engineering background.

>> No.27101926

>>27100312
Old Man Paladin and CC Warrior Demon, pent up and trained since birth to counter each other

>> No.27102006

The market for monster-oriented “dating” apps would be wide open and insanely lucrative.
>men and monsters sign up and can browse potential matches
>any time a two-way match is made, the monster is alerted
>they are provided with a hint as to the man’s location
>basic payment level gives them contact information on the man
>”Lilim Premium” gives detailed information on the man, his preferences, and his location, all determined by our network of professional Ratas
Call it Hunter. I’m gonna be filthy rich.

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>>27101848
5 Wurms, each with a different scale color and scientific study background.

>> No.27102250

>>27093145
Amazons,Spotcats, and Whipelves units get the AoE attack: Cuntslave. It forces 30% of your forces to get back in the fucking kitchen and make a roast before the battle is over.

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>>27102039
I could get behind that.

>> No.27102480

>>27102006
I’m going to make a harem rip-off of your app and call it Gatherer

>> No.27102793

>>27102006
>>27102480
I'm going to ripoff both of your apps. Mine will include an automated opt-out function for yours and PGE. It will be called Paula Deen

>> No.27102830
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>> No.27103066

paimon is the ultimate space fairy onahole

>> No.27103174

>>27103066
Is onahole-ing a fairy really healthy for your penis?

>> No.27103223

>>27102830
>Meanwhile Salaryman makes a discovery.
>Oh no the Mofu Overlord which is an actual fluffy tail is plotting to take over the world.

>No one can resist the power of my follicles!

>However Little Miss Roundeared-chan is still worried.
>Maybe we could just ask nicely?

>The Mofu Overlord will brook no insubordination.
>Do you want me to punish you like a traitor? It involves follicles in weird places? Days of it.

>I will push my follicles in you so hard, Little Miss Roundear
>N-never mind. I'm sure you know best Mofu-sama.

>Rub Mofu-sama like the little slut you are Roundear-kun. Or I will help Lord Mofu rape you!

>> No.27103278

>>27102793
*Paladin.

>> No.27103304

>>27103278
"You don't have to be lonely at Paladins Only dot com~"

>> No.27103458

>>27103174
Probably not. I bet it gives you something similar to the death grip syndrome.

>> No.27103474

>>27103174
yes

>> No.27103552

>>27103304
"Sex in the missionary position with the lights off purely for procreation."

>> No.27103785

I'm gonna learn magic so I can trap a succubus in a mini-realm that's just one room filled with my cum.
That's it, all I want to do with my magic is to lewd monster girls and cast the occasional fireball.

>> No.27103849

>>27103458
they can always lick and give bodyjobs

>> No.27103871

>>27103785
That's a lot of cum.

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>> No.27103944

>>27103871
You just have to stay a virgin until you're 30 to become a wizard. If you use all that cum to fill out a magic room where it doesn't age, it's not that far off.
Also some magical ctrl + c / ctrl + v could help.

>> No.27104728

>>27103886
As quick as lightning, unlike the human it’s raping. The centipede has two curved, hollow fangs, which inject aphrodisiac venom
Even anon isn't immune from an ambush
The centipede is a predator

>> No.27104940

>>27103886
>>27104728
>Fall for the trick that cute nerdy centipede girls are completely harmless and easily submissive
>Get pumped full of venom and forced to breed her

>> No.27105861

Guys, guys. Think about it.

Yandere Zombie Dragon.

>> No.27105939

>>27105861
Yandere Zombie Dragon with a surprise belly mouth!

>> No.27106539
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Whoops was that your brain I hit? Sorry anon-kun, don't worry you're only gonna be in a daze for a few hours. Well since I'm here I'll ease your pain by slurping it up just a little bit, ehehe, juuuuust a tiny bit

>> No.27106718

>>27106539
Please do I wasn’t using my brain anyways if I was getting an ear cleaning from a mind flayer

>> No.27107198

>>27106539
Just fuck my brain up

>> No.27107254

>>27106539
Could you go in through the right side? These migraines are killing me

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>>27063345
5 white snakes of course!

>> No.27109160
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>>27063345
Cheshire, Hellhound, Dark or regular blue Slime, Apophis, Shog

>> No.27109434

>>27109056
Sounds dangerous as fuck.

>> No.27109692

>>27109056
>>27109434
It helps if they're quintuplets.

>> No.27111003

>>27109056
>>27109692
>Yamato no Orochi but it's 7 snakes and a Ryu.

>> No.27111385
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Getting off work and taking a bubble bath with your waifu! Using a bath bomb your Lich neighbor gave you! Becoming paralyzed for the rest of the night while your waifu takes advantage of your helpless state as she soaks you in herself! This may have been premeditated!

>> No.27111440
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>>27079080
Are Wights embarrassed by their Zombie days?

>> No.27111465

>>27079395
Gonna suckle on those tentacles.

>> No.27111599

>>27083622
That sounds blissful.

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Biters get the ballgag! Troll/H'orcfags get the nosehooks!
>>27088026
Normies get the rope.

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>>27087969
Gonna climb in her main pitcher and hope for the best

>> No.27111826

If you ate the undead mushroom, how would you handle the eventual group of undead that come your way?

>> No.27111869

>>27111826
Don't you basically enter a death-comatose after eating one tough?

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>>27111869
You become an undead incubus.

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>>27101582

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>>27104728
>Centipede
>beat drops

>> No.27112053 [SPOILER] 
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>>27103944
>mfw lost my v-card at 26 like a fucking loser
>mfw could have opened the portals myself for all of us if I'd just toughed it out for a few more years
>mfw it wasn't even that good

>> No.27112208

>>27111709
The absolute state of bondagefags.

>> No.27112286

>>27111709
Going to need a big ballgag for that one.

>> No.27112310

>>27111709
Puppers get the bitchsuit!

>> No.27112659

>>27112053
Are you a loser because you lost it late, or because you didn't wait?

>> No.27112943
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>> No.27113073

>>27112943
Gonna snug that cow.

>> No.27113080
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>>27097610
Emergency hugs in the morning

>> No.27113124
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>>27111440
Mine is, but she's never going to find out where I stashed the photo album,

>> No.27113244
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>>27111973
Heart throbs everytime I see that image. Love her too much.

>> No.27113335

Got a new Kobold daughteru commission! More 3DCG again, seeing my daughteru in schoolgirl outfits has really grown on me, especially when they're latex.

https://imgbox.com/g/aMxODKvniu

Also, today is the 5 year anniversary of when I became a waifufag (at least in my mind).

>> No.27113401

>>27113335
Happy anniversary KDF.

>> No.27113465

>>27113335
Happy wooden anniversary! Here's to a speedy 5 to Tin!

>> No.27113496
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Mortal Humans belong under Dragon hips.

>> No.27113507

>>27113335
fuck has it really been that long?

>> No.27113565

>>27113506
I like not knowing things about dragons so I can annoy them by being oblivious to their grandeur.

>> No.27113605

>>27113496
Needs a bigger bust.

>> No.27113610

>>27113335
happy anniversary man. You're still a big degenerte.

>> No.27113649

>you will never get isakai'd to an undead realm
>You will never freak out at the sight of the walking dead and hide in a tree surrounded by zombies who think you're stuck and want to help, trying not to cry and failing miserably, until a Wight or phantom comes by to forcibly pull you out and show you that they really aren't trying to eat you
>You will never be relentlessly bullied by local ghouls because of it.

>> No.27113732

>>27113506
>giantess shit
>scales in a pattern that looks like filthy as fuck unkept pubes
Yeah no thanks

>> No.27113897

>>27113335
Based and puppicunnipilled

>> No.27114020

>>27113335
Mazel tov

>> No.27114036

>>27114020
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.27114076

>>27113732
Unkept pubes are hot as a fuck. I want a hellhound wife who's never touched a razor in her life. Imagine the musk.

>> No.27114162

>>27113732
Oh give it a rest already. They aren't posting gore shit, plus the new monster girl anime has a literal giantess monster girl, with scenes appealing to the usual suspects.
It's only a matter of time until KC makes a giantess monster girl profile, and you know I'm right.

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>>27113732
>he doesn't like unkempt pubes
Anon, you got filtered. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>> No.27114200

>>27114162
No.

>> No.27114202

>>27113649
>You will never freak out at the sight of the walking dead and hide in a tree surrounded by zombies who think you're stuck and want to help, trying not to cry and failing miserably
Zombies are bully bait

>> No.27114218

>>27113649
remember anon, verbal shitposting is the best defense in that situation, they aren't prepared to handle it

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>>27114076

>> No.27114223
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>> No.27114254

>>27114218
>verbal shitposting
Paint me a picture, anon.

>> No.27114404

>>27114162
Back to /d/ with you retards.

>> No.27114441

>>27114162
Did the nasty mean KDF man rustle your jimmies again?

>> No.27114583

>>27114441
What? KDF is based, what are you talking about? I was talking about the sperg reeee'ing over the large dragon girl.

>> No.27114585
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I don't want any monster girl that can't be described with the word "sturdy."

>> No.27114609

>>27114162
He litterally made an ex-giant family of monsters for all future giants to be resized and put in.

>> No.27114652

>>27114254
You know, saying you'll show them who's the boss of this gym when you're in their undead castle, baneposting, the works. The key is to not stop the barrage at all while you try to evade them. The intellectual sort like liches will be distracted trying to decode it, the dumb ones like zombies will be hopelessly lost and not realize you're fucking with them, and the regal types will get flustered that you aren't giving them the respect they've come to expect in their realm.

>> No.27114678
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>> No.27114927

>>27114652
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shrew? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Paladins, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on green demon realms...

>> No.27114977

>>27108415
Lich or a dark mage with odd skin color?

>> No.27115028

>>27114977
Undead dark mage.

>> No.27115143
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>>27114652

>> No.27115376

>>27115143
Based watermellanon.

>> No.27115454
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Anons, you know what day it is...

>> No.27115543

>>27115143
That's a clawin'

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>> No.27115671

>>27115454
oh boy

>> No.27115757

>>27115573
o y a k o d o n

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>>27115671

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>>27111385
Bubble baths, you say?

>> No.27116057

>>27115454
It's good to have a day to recover between mindflayer monday and wendigo wednesday

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>>27115957

>> No.27116653

>>27115143
Definitely based

>> No.27118737
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You can't just cheat at baseball! It's Un-Lescatian!

>> No.27119285

>>27100944
I really like the drawing style, especially the foxes
but I'd like it even better used to draw JUST the girls

>> No.27119620
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>>27119285
>just the girls

Look at this Alp and laugh.

>> No.27119642

Cunny!

>> No.27120013

>>27119642
Yes!

>> No.27120016 [SPOILER] 
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Are ALL slimes cored slimes?

>> No.27120229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfVfnXtlzsk
I feel like this would be incredibly popular among undead.

>> No.27120262

>>27119642
Maybe

>> No.27120558

>>27119620
Roll Tide indeed!

>> No.27120615
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>>27120016
What would sex with a slimegirl feel like anyway?

>> No.27120841

>>27120615
heavy

>> No.27121027
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>>27120615
Amazing. Messy, but amazing. Don't let the messy part deter you, though, I'm sure she could just reassimilate that back into her biomass. Though I'd rather prefer to soak in my waifus goop for a while

>> No.27121037

>>27120615
Depends on how good she is at manipulating her body and its consistency. Sucking, pulling, swirling, vibrating, bubbling, squeezing, caressing, slimes can do it all.

>> No.27121735
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>>27120016
Cores are for losers.

>> No.27122563
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All I did was say ushi-onis are cute how was I supposed to know they like being called ferocious?

>> No.27122568
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>>27122137
What would a Queen Slime Shoggoth be like? A mansion full of maids, with the main body being the lady of the estate (that's still a maid to her mastah)?

>> No.27122804
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>>27122568
Like this.

>> No.27122916

Could batman beat the dl?

>> No.27122982

>>27122804
I love the way the shog is drawn but whenever I look at her head that jewelry looks so badly edited in like the artist grabbed a png off google

>> No.27123004

>>27120229
think I read a pastebin that used that

>> No.27123281

>>27078181
>light mages
>just a wurm with a bunch of lamps and flashlights

>> No.27123406

>>27122916
how much prep time does he get?

>> No.27123469
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The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.27123582
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>>27123469
I always think banana when I see a blonde oni

>> No.27123935
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>>27123582
Banana a cute.

>> No.27124239

>>27123406
Five seconds.

>> No.27124357
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27124357

~Neigh

>> No.27124369

>>27124239
So 4 seconds to relax and taunt the Demon Lord

>> No.27124583
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27124583

Left or right?

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>>27078181
Yes.

>> No.27125108

>door-to-door saleswomen tanuki stalking you to see if you're interested in anything you're selling

>> No.27125405
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>>27125108
>if you're interested in anything you're selling

>> No.27125453

>>27125405
they're selling*
sorry

>> No.27125508

>>27125108
Was the trenchcoat necessary though?

>> No.27125514

>>27125405
is wumr officially the brain-fart species?

>> No.27125521
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>>27125453
Sounds like somebody's been neglecting their studies again.

>> No.27125653

anyone else just really grateful for the mg friends in their lives? i've known this lizard-girl since we were basically children and she just got me a fucking car for my birthday!
been thinking about taking this hellhound girl I've had a crush on for a ride in it, anyways bros just take a moment to always appreciate and thank your friends!

>> No.27125659

>>27125405
>"If you don't believe in your own products, how can you expect anyone else to?"
>Tanuki Business Rescue will return after these messages

>> No.27125760

>>27125521
Haku-sensei can't keep assigning work after graduation.

>> No.27126039
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>>27125760
That's what you think.

>> No.27126112

>>27125760
too bad, she'll educate you on how sex between a human and a monster is very healthy

>> No.27126160

>>27125508
yes, they want you to take them seriously.

>> No.27126203

Manticores are like Hummers, big, flashy, and guzzle a lot of cum. Hummers are also pretty good at stuff, and so are Manticores.

>> No.27126317

>>27115454
>Bitch, it's Wednsday, almost Thursday, wait your turn

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>> No.27126522

>>27125108
>"Sir, I have just the product the woman of the house would love."
>"Uh, there is no woman of the house here."
>"Oh, well then, lucky for you a new item just became available," she says as she unbuttons her tight business shirt

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I got the perfect way to get out of my loans with the tanukis, I'll marry a creeping coin and pay them off with her gold

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>>27122563
Tell her she is ferociously cute

>> No.27126948

>>27107198
There's no divorce this time, Brendan.

>> No.27127067

>courtier anon in monster kingdom keeps getting raped by a guard in the castle
>can't even tell which one it is because they all were the same armour

>> No.27127277

>>27127067
>It wasn't even a guard, it was the princess disguised as a guard

>> No.27127281

>>27127067
Such is life in the slime queens kingdom.

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>>27127067
I demand to know which of you guards ravaged me last night! So I can marry her

>> No.27127511
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>>27120016
They should be.

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>>27127511
What's she playing?

>> No.27128239
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>>27126820
That thumbnail makes it looks like she's wearing a cowboy hat.

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>> No.27128411
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Reminder that Super Lilim Sisters 3 is still the best.

>> No.27128471

>>27126522
uh-oh
let's hope he doesn't lose and get the game over scene

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>>27128411
I prefer Legend of (You): Wilmarina's Awakening.

>> No.27128589
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>>27063345
Will o Wisp
Banshee
Jinn o Jar
Creeping Coin
Tsulala

>> No.27128665

>>27127067
>>27127281
>courtier anon thinks it's just one guard
>when it actually started out as a couple of friends taking turns
>now it's become another aspect of work that the entire guard crew takes pride in, with scheduled shifts to assault anon

>> No.27128701

how hard is it to be an onii-chan to eight witches?

>> No.27128979

>>27128589
>jinn
That might be a thread first. Why her?

>> No.27129085

>>27127957
Liszt, she's got the reach and reflexes for it. First Mephisto Waltz.

>> No.27129132
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>>27128979
I actually like her for her access to life hacks. A Jinn/Mimic can basically teleport around the world freely, and they have a pocket dimension to live in. Easily travel between all the worlds most hidden treasures. Jinns are incredibly powerful and useful.

>> No.27129243
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>> No.27129444
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27129444

Any monstergirl for this feel?

>> No.27129603

>>27129444
Mummy/Pharaoh I guess.

>> No.27129643

If my Raiju does not sound like Ikue Otani then I'm not interested.

>> No.27130016

>>27129132
Same with Trumparts, nothing wrong with pocket dimensions. Just the profiles makes it too hyperbole defined.

>> No.27130124

>>27130016
Very true, but oh well. Tangentially related, I've always really like this line from the Mimic profile
>What seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion

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Anoooon, you haven't fucked me in 13 minutes, cmon don't be selfish

>> No.27130654

>>27130379
Shut the fuck up I'm listening to Mouth Dreams

>> No.27130858

>>27114195
Someone needs to teach Banana Monkey and Grape Cat a lesson!

>> No.27130908

>>27129444
You could get a kej to wear her hair like that.

>> No.27130983

>>27130654
Holy fuck, thank you for posting.

>> No.27131583
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27131583

What do you do anon?

>> No.27131780

>>27131583
How now, brown cow?

>> No.27131791

>>27103871
“Welcome to the Cum Zone.”

>> No.27131966

>>27128239
A rough and tumble cow boy mg would be pretty hot ngl

>> No.27132407
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27132407

Clippety clop.

>> No.27132433

>>27132407
Friendly reminder that clopping is what ponyfags call sex.

>> No.27132477

>>27132433
How do you know that?

>> No.27132486

>>27132433
Fascinating information.

>> No.27132489

What if I tell a succubus that I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy?

>> No.27132500

>>27132433
Neat!

>> No.27132587

>>27132433
Please do not remind me.
I'm still surprised they are still alive at this point.

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>>27132433
>>27132477
>>27132486
>>27132500
>>27132587
Speaking of horseniggers...

>> No.27132641

>>27132626
This pic is monumentally cursed.

>> No.27132642

>>27132626
>I scream, yet god doesn't answer

>> No.27132652

>>27132407
Look at this! Dat freakin' Heavy is dead!

>> No.27132697

>>27132626
I don't get it

>> No.27132709

Happy birthday 4chan! I'm dropping the latest Wheel of Romance today!
https://pastebin.com/i0Qgsat7
Also, take a look at the officially officialer official design of Amore Mezmora, which I commissioned the talented YoghurtStripper for! (File size 2big)
https://imgur.com/oDWOMmp

>> No.27132739

>>27132709
She dresses fancy.

>> No.27132774

>>27132697
It's cum.

>> No.27133134

There's a party hat on the OP

>> No.27133187

>>27133134
Yes, it's a birthday party. You DID bring a present, right?

>> No.27133226
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27133226

Reminder that royal dragons are just dumb, lazy, spoiled NEETs that inherited their mother's hoard

>> No.27133319

>>27133134
I don't see it

>> No.27133331

>>27133187
I brought a cheese stick.

>> No.27133355

>>27133319
Refresh the page.

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>>27130654
Nightmaaaaaaaaaaare!

>> No.27133881

DEMON REALM WHERE

>> No.27133896

>>27133881
In your heart

>> No.27133914

>>27133881
CHESHIRES

>> No.27134098

>>27133226
Good thing I married a religious dragon instead.

>> No.27134284

>>27134098
What do religious dragons do? Worship themselves?

>> No.27134326

>>27134284
If they are single, maybe. But if they're married, they worship their husband.

>> No.27134355
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Damn I wanna fuck a dragon

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>>27132626

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>>27134355
O-okay...

>> No.27134592

>>27134355
I want a big strong dragon to cuddle with.

>> No.27135656

Monster girls in normal striped underwear is one of the cutest things ever and that's a fact.

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>>27135656

>> No.27135939

>5 dark facts about mge

>> No.27136196

>You were warned not to break the law in MG territory...

>In MG territory, the justice system is run predominantly by monstergirls
>They introduce a "rehabilitation" program, the idea being that repeat offender mamono would potentially settle down once they have a husband
>Under this system, males over a certain age, and that are still single, tend to get prison sentences for seemingly mundane misdemeanors
>Missed a payment on traffic tickets? That's 2 years hard time if you're a male.
>This has the unintended side effect of people hearing horrendous tales of men being torn apart when they go to prison, the result of mamono that have been starved of male company of upwards of years at a time suddenly having a man confined in such a tight space with them
>Crime rates drop like crazy

I could see a whole series of stories based on this premise alone.

>> No.27136223

>>27126737
Reminder coins generated by Creeping Coins is NOT legal tender

>> No.27136262

>>27132697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uPhRZLzZCg

>> No.27136529

>>27134559
Cute dragon would marry

>> No.27136912

>>27136196
>Missed a payment on traffic tickets? That's 2 years hard time if you're a male.
I think they would always offer a "convenient" alternative for those who aren't very keen on becoming a legal tender for violent criminals there
>"well anon, I'm afraid that's 2 years in the slammer, I heard men have a tough life out there...."
>"HOWEVER, we have this new program when you can get 3 months of house arrest instead! Just sign this paper and you're good to go"
>"yes, that's not your previous home address and no, it's not a mistake."

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>>27136196
Made me look this up

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>>27135939
>1 - There are some lands with monsters untouched by the current DL's mana
This means there are humans and monster girls that are likely to get killed and brutally raped (not in the fun MGE way) by them.
>2 - Many monster girls die alone because many humans think they're evil and want to kill them, and monster girls are under the impression that they're hideou
>3 - There are monster girls that likely die in battle against the Order and vice versa despite all attempts by monster girls to avoid killing and avoid conflict
>4 - Some monster girls probably end up with men that mentally and physically abuse them
>5 - MGE isn't real, and we'll never have our waifus that we can pamper and love with all our hearts. Our waifus will never be real and will never love us unconditionally

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Cum a lot, then nap. This is the service I require.

>> No.27137238

>>27136912
>"yes, that's not your previous home address and no, it's not a mistake."
Do I get an option for what girl I get put with?
If not, Time to roll https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono to see what girl is meant to "rehabilitate" me.

>> No.27137270

>>27137238
>Sandworm
So I guess my new "house" is also my new wife then?

>> No.27137356

>>27137270
Can't commit crime if you're stuck inside a sandworm.

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>>27128411
I prefer the Halo Hunter chronicles series

>> No.27138515

The opposite is extremely easy, but how could a guy be yandere towards a Sandworm?

>> No.27138538

>>27138515
Probably has a whiteboard covered with a particular Sandworm's possible routes on a map

>> No.27138806

>>27138538
While collecting scales that dropped from her outer body too

>> No.27139028

>>27138538
>>27138806
Imagine what happens when a mamono finally confronts her obsessed stalker.

>> No.27139272

>>27139028
>"You liked me this whole time? Just say it to my face then!"
>and they have lots of sex

>> No.27139405

>>27139272
>They are both equally yandere for on another

>> No.27139424

>monster girl civil war over the question of human boy slavery
oh no.

>> No.27139536

>>27139424
The south won't lose this time, boya

>> No.27139620

>>27137238
>rolled medusa
fuck yeah

>> No.27139695

>>27137060
Finally instructions simple enough for a retard like me.

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