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>> No.27297841

First for Gazer.
She can see you even if you can't see her.

>> No.27297899
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The Order has called in an edgy Edgelord Anti-Hero to command and bolster their forces.

How do edgy Anti-Heroes fare against Mamono?

>> No.27297942
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REMOVE SUMMER remove summer

>> No.27297977

>>27297899
Like one of those instant loss comics.
Anti-heroes have no loyalty to pre-established morals and usually have tragic experiences or backgrounds so they'll bend to the first thing that shows them genuine affection. Even if they didn't, by acting in their usual, irrational manner they're bound to hear the game over doot-doots.

>> No.27298144

>>27297942
I for one welcome winter, but first is spooky season

>> No.27298211

>>27297942
how will we grow food then?

>> No.27298251
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Onis!

>> No.27298256

>>27298211
Lysenko said you can make frost-resistant crops if you put the seeds in ice water.

>> No.27298262

>>27297899
>Anti-Hero
Then he loses instantly because he hasn't got the chief lord's blessing.

>> No.27298306

>>27297899
Still gets raped because he's only edgy to mask his loneliness.
For a serious and formidable interpretation of the Order, my headcanon is that absolute sociopaths would make up the bulk of Order leadership promoted from the bottom ranks. The sort of murderous bastards that MGs want nothing to do with. Now that morality and human compassion is even more of a liability in warfare, clearly the opposite would be a significant boon.

>> No.27298414

>>27297750
Megameat jinkos drive me nuts.

>> No.27298528

>>27297899
Better than the usual lapdogs, they're edgy enough to do what must be done even if the enemy has a pretty face.

>> No.27298625
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Welcome you adorable little boys!

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>>27298251
Okay

>> No.27298922

Music that plays when you fight a giant enemy spider:

https://youtu.be/mJf4WpuWGVY

>> No.27299096

>>27293159
I guess the challenge would entail convincing the human girl as fast as possible.

>> No.27299187

What do Vamp Mosquitoes do when sommer's over?

>> No.27299191
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Are you brave enough to do this to an aggressive/sadistic and powerful mamono?

>> No.27299328

>>27299187
They hide, possibly somewhere warm. I saw two or three mosquitoes in my bathroom last winter.

>> No.27299579

I just want my big, strong wife to pick me up, throw me on the bed, pin me down and tell me everything is gonna be alright.

>> No.27299682
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>>27299191
>>27299579
I can't take it

>> No.27299781

When I play Minecraft, I always fantasize that I'm playing on a server with monster girls. I also like to imagine going on voice chat with them

>> No.27299807

>>27299191
Will she be less mad if I just rest my face there?

>> No.27299925

>>27298211
She said nothing about removing Spring

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>>27297750

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>> No.27300107

>>27297899
he would likely join the first monster girl that actually showed genuine affection to him

>> No.27300116

robofox

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>> No.27300202

>>27300107
hey, that's literally me

>> No.27300203

>>27300176
It doesn't count when you have no bones

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>>27297750
Bully the undead

>> No.27300325
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When's KC going to do Bandersnatch? Although I guess it's a while till he gets around to Wonderland again with Wonderworm being recent.

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>> No.27300464

>>27300325
I'd like to band her snatch if you catch my drift huehuehuehueuhehueuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuh

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>> No.27300816

>>27300176
I need a Baphomet and a Gazer doing this new meme thing. The Anubis version is probably inevitable.

>> No.27301018

>>27297899
Does well against standard monsters but likely to lose or turn a blind eye when faced with those that give him gentle warmth from the start.
Most likely going to be locked in battle with an equally edgy monster rival until they hatefuck.

>> No.27301020

>Space Mimic Centaurs
Just call them Andalites.

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>>27301094
I prefer my tail beds to be queen sized.

>> No.27301417
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Impregnate alps.

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>> No.27301456

>>27301417
N-no that's okay

>> No.27301566

>>27301176
I prefer them to be fluffy.

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cheshires have it rough

>> No.27302055

>>27301861
what if I pick up her box

>> No.27302062

>>27301861
>rough
>not ruff

>> No.27302224

>>27301861
Why is snek on hed?

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>> No.27302760
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I don't trust mermaids

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Remember to never engage vampires in melee range,some are masters at CQC!

>> No.27302890

>>27302760

thats a waggy

>> No.27302916

>>27302840
I have to engage her in melee. I don't need to beat her, just keep her distracted while my waifu lines up a shot.

>> No.27302921

>>27302760
Not even sea bishops? i am sure they dont have the heart to even hurt a kelp

>> No.27302949

>>27302916
thats a fast way to get bitten or for the shot to hit both of you,or end up in a hostage situation

>> No.27303034

>>27302840
The vampire is willingly getting within handholding range? It's over.

>> No.27303074

>>27302949
I'm a rogue class. She has to focus on me or I get sneak attack bonus damage.

>> No.27303172 [DELETED] 

Imagine a legion of these marching through your town.
>ywn stand on a sidewalk observing demon knights marching through the street and admire the way their lewd armor exposes and hugs their bodies.

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>>27302760
Don't be so racist.

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Imagine a legion of these marching through your town.
>ywn stand on a sidewalk observing demon knights marching through the street and admire the way their lewd armor exposes and hugs their bodies.

>> No.27303270

>>27303216
why do they look so colorless? dont tell me they are boring succs

>> No.27303308

>>27303216
I'd be the radical centrist party activist, protesting against non-consensual monsterization and other shady things they do in conquered lands

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>> No.27303439

>>27303216
Dont be fooled,you bet their armor has some ridiculous enchants and several pages of passive abilities

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I'm pretty sure this smug cat cheated during our riddle contest, and I got raped because of it. Think there is any legal action I can take in the monster courts?

>> No.27303558

>>27303540
If you don't call her out on it when it happens, she gets away with it.

>> No.27303559

>>27303439
Would be a hilarious if someone attempted to stab one in the chest and the knife just ended up bouncing off and making her chest jiggle a bit.

>> No.27303633

>>27303216
>hugs their bodies
I'd rather they hug my body. No really, this room is freezing cold.

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>>27303216
I'd rather stow myself away and wait for the musketeer contingent to come parading through.

>> No.27303650

>>27303216

name one (1) thing that's better than a militant succ

>> No.27303680

>>27303540
Using melting kiss on you while you're trying to solve a riddle might seem unfair, but that's basically just how that spell works. I recommend any and all mamono to learn it as soon as they can.

>> No.27303693

>>27303540
>cheated during our riddle contest
I’m pretty sure if nothing else the other Sphinx will shame her for that

>> No.27303700

>>27303558
My ignorance of the international rules of riddle contests bites me in the ass once again.

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Remember to ask the nice arachne in your neighborhood to knit you some warm clothes for the fall and winter. I'm sure she'd love to help you out!

>> No.27303737

>>27303700
This was also Gollum's mistake, he had no obligation to attempt an answer to the "what do I have in my pocket" but he did anyway and lost.

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which mgs are the best kissers?

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They're spooky all year, so taking october to celebrate oktoberfest with wight wife and daughter!

>> No.27303849

>>27303732
I do need to fix the holes in my socks. I run so much they can't handle me

>> No.27303910

>>27303848
Can they get drunk if there is no metabolism going on?

>> No.27303923
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>>27303910
Apparently.

>> No.27303934

>>27303910
if they can't they'll just pretend to.

>> No.27303965

>>27303636
Aren't those usually dhampirs roleplaying?

>> No.27304052

>>27303965
>roleplaying
can you imagine mgs doing a tabletop rp gme?

>> No.27304107

>>27304052
Dare you enter my magical realm?

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>>27304107

>> No.27304139

>>27299807
Well, it would be less messy so probably yeah. Unless you are drooling that is.

>> No.27304390

>>27303216
By that time I would already be serving under a demon officer, as her assistant

>> No.27304451

>>27303830
>Akaname
>Ghouls
>Sneks

I'd say Mindflayers too as kissing them has a very good chance of her slipping her tentacles into your ears

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>>27302840
I mean, they're immortals. Any sensible martial artists know never to challenge an elder

>> No.27304569

>>27303830
>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.
Any monster can be trained to become an expert kiss slut.

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>>27303830
>>27304451
Don't forget Wonderworm.

>> No.27304664

>>27303216
>>27303636
Okay but where are the super heavy troops with muscled minotaurs and onis

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>>27303830
Sandworm

>> No.27304868

>>27304390
>assistant
More like professional bootlicker

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Big cute troll feet. I want to massage and be teased by them.

>> No.27304932

>>27304868
Licking a whole lot of other stuff as well

>> No.27304982

>>27303633
Being pressed against her body while she covers you with her cape must be pretty comfy.

>> No.27305025

>>27304868
More like a pussy licker.

>> No.27305120

>>27305025
Nothing wrong with eating out the demon officer from under her desk while she is doing important paperwork. You are actually helping out a lot.

>> No.27305132
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>>27303633
Imagine the cuddles

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>> No.27305353

Meru did some hellhound art and it's great.
https://twitter.com/meru_nyaa/status/1313147183617716224

>> No.27305415

>>27305353
Nice doggo

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Did you know the Australians have a saying "Well I'm not here to fuck spiders", which means they're not there to waste time.
But I don't think fucking spiders is a waste of time.

>> No.27305605

>>27305353
Holy fuck.

>> No.27305680

>>27305605
There's nothing holy about that mutt

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>> No.27305803

>>27305727
No question!

>> No.27305892

>>27305569
Spiders think fucking them with protection is a waste of time.

>> No.27305905

>>27305727
Seems like a trustworthy merchant.

>> No.27306128

>>27304982
Capes, wings, tails, coils
Claws, paws, tentacles, even multiarm
It's all good.

>> No.27306258

>>27304569
Getting kissdrunk sounds wonderful. Of course, my waifu would probably steal kisses rather than beg me to give her some.

>> No.27306356

>>27305727
I don't get the context of this image. Why is she a hobo?

>> No.27306403

>>27303216
>exposed head
Old hag in expensive armor lose to a peasant with a sling and a couple rocks, 0/10.

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>> No.27306474
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>Sahuagin are poor at expressing emotion but, according to MGE description, aren't covering for anything. No denial or anything, she's just a whirlpool of lovey-dovey emotions beneath a cold, stoic shell and admits it.
>Literally anyone asks your Sahuagin GF why she likes you. Without hesitation and in unflinching monotone she goes off on a gushing, loving rant about how wonderful you are and how much she adores you and the way you laugh and the depth of your eyes, etc.

https://exhentai.org/g/1525719/dd1a1d8307/ is a Sahuagin manga in terms of personality and swimsuit fetish. Closest thing there is to a true MGE fish doujin.

>> No.27306493

>>27306403
Except the part about monsters being able to deflect bullets. Rocks won't do shit.

>> No.27306622

>>27306474
I kinda want a wet, slimy hand/finjob and full body massage.

>> No.27306787

>>27306474
Stoic but unflinchingly sincere and straightforward is the most underrated combo.

>> No.27306794

>>27306403
>>27303216
My headcanon is that the "exposed" parts of the armor cover up in armor when they are in "combat mode" so to say. I understand mamono armor are supposed to be sexy and that they actually give A LOT of protection despite it, but this headcanon allows for a bit more rule of cool without completly sacrificing the sexiness of the outfit imo.

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Moths!

>> No.27306959
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normalize drinking your wife's pussy juice

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Taking an orc on a date

>> No.27307160

>>27306959
Are you implying it isn't normal?

>> No.27307374

>>27307152
>take an orc out on a date
>try to be a gentleman and not stare at her chest
>end up staring at her chest the whole night
I bet she thinks I'm such a creep. Why do I have to fuck everything up?

>> No.27307392

>>27306959
The divine nectar required for humanity's ascension

>> No.27307402

>>27307160
i'm assuming most people here don't think about the idea of eating out their wife's pussies

>> No.27307426

>>27306959
>Normalize
Stop trying to co-opt demons.

>> No.27307489

>>27307426
demons have nice vaginas, don't you want to drink some of her sticky salty-tasting vaginal cum straight from the source?

>> No.27307539

>>27307489
First off, no. Second off, stop using normalize like a fucking politico.

>> No.27307546

>>27307402
I can't speak for others, but I'm way more interested in giving oral to a monstergirl than receiving.

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>>27307539
I don't know what that means but eating out pussy is so fucking hot though especially when it involves a demon's blue vagina

>> No.27307718

>>27307152
>She's holding her pinky up to be fancy
It's the small things

>> No.27307723

>>27307374
>Look, if you're gonna stare can you at least offer to take me to bed?

>> No.27307763

>>27307645
You do you, but I have zero intention of eating out my waifu unless I'm compelled to do so. What she does to me with her mouth is her choice, but all things being equal, I'd use my hand or penis on her.

>> No.27307873

>>27306787
it's my favorite combo on my favorite fish

>> No.27307959

How do you cuddle a cursed sword?

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>>27301417
I love sexy Alps and thick tails

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>>27304768
An expert professional in all things oral!

>> No.27308198

>>27307959
Very carefully.

>> No.27308320

>when your waifu tries to convince you to marry a human woman so that your daughters will marry your sons

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>>27308320
What in the bicorn fuckery is this?

>> No.27308371

>>27308320
That wouldn't work. She'd monsterize

>> No.27308375

>>27308320
That's fucking gay, just have your daughters marry you instead, that way they get 100% of ultimate perfection instead of 50% mixed with 50% of some dirty thot.

>> No.27308390

>>27308320
First of all, she should have more faith in the Demon Lord, we will manage to have sons one day. Secondly, there will be no incest or polygamy in this household.

>> No.27308460

>>27308390
Dare I say, exceedingly based.

>> No.27308476

>>27308390
The one and true answer of any faithful household

>> No.27308490

>>27305353
Any good versions of that fish girl she drew? There's only small shit with huge JPG artifacts

>> No.27308537

>>27308320
I want a bicorn pimp who insist I live with her since I can't afford an apparent on my own.

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Demon/Succ generals can be distinguished by their size

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>> No.27309135

>>27308341
bicorns are smart girls that ensures her daughter already has a husband to start a new harem

>> No.27309228

>>27308843
Perfect size.

>> No.27309240
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How do I explain away all the ghoul bites on my body so my vampire mom doesn’t find out about me having illicit relationships with the common undead?

>> No.27309404

Anyone wants any MS Paint doodles? I haven't drawn in months, so please forgive if it takes a while.

>> No.27309406

>>27307999
Thats a lilim

>> No.27309528

>>27309240
fell asleep in the woods and got sucked be mosquitos but not the cute kind
>>27309404
cute zombie?

>> No.27309757

>>27309404
Shogdog

>> No.27309807

>>27309404
Little Cockatrice dreaming she's a feathered velociraptor.

>> No.27309857

>>27309404
Draw some wight!

>> No.27309983
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BIG Onis drive me wild.

>> No.27309997
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>>27309528
This good?

>> No.27310008

>>27309983
As they should, although you won't be seeing her in that outfit till next summer.

>> No.27310076
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27310076

>>27309404
Apophis smugly laughing

>> No.27310161

>>27309983
Just look at her, I bet I couldn't budge her an inch even if I put my whole body into it.
FUCK

>> No.27310172

>>27308934
Wait, that's cheating

>> No.27310195
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tfw no big musclehound gf

>> No.27310213
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>>27310161
Reminder she and Hitome are canonically actually this big when not actively using magic as a quality of life thing to shrink down.

>> No.27310221

>>27309997
Alp?

>> No.27310232

>>27309404
Devil bug!

>> No.27310243

>>27309997
that works thanks

>> No.27310263

>>27310221
You asking me to draw one?

>> No.27310303
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>> No.27310418

>>27301766
Impatient Oni!
>"Uhh, "I take you, to have and to hold, from this day forward"... How'd the rest go? Agh, screw it, it's too long and I'm makin' a fool of myself in front of everyone! You don't mind if we bail and go straight to our room, right, darling?"

>> No.27310426
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>>27309757

>> No.27310438
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>>27309983
>tfw no big muscular tomboy oni gf

>> No.27310501
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>> No.27310532

>>27310438
>artist
that's literally a man

>> No.27310540
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>>27309807
Not my best work by a long-shot, but here.

>> No.27310566

>>27310532
Anon I.....

>> No.27310591
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>>27310532
It's not though.

>> No.27310638

>>27309404
Kiki-chan and shog-blob

>> No.27310653

>>27310161
>>27309983
>your oni gf dares you to try to pick her up
>she's almost 2 heads taller than you and built like a truck
>but you can't back down
>you bend at the knees and hips a bit in front of her and wrap your arms around her waist
>as you secure your grip you feel the warmth from her plump yet muscular midsection against your face and her fat oni titties resting on the top of your head
>this is why you lift
>you start to try to extend your knees and hips as you put everything you have into picking her up
>your vision starts to swim as you desperately try to recruit every last muscle fiber you can
>slowly, surely, she starts to ascend
>as her heels reach about 2 inches off of the ground, you run out of steam
>she pats you on the head and congratulates you as you set her down and stagger back a bit
>then she effortlessly lifts you up and puts you over her shoulder to take you to bed

>> No.27310668

>>27310532
That's literally not ittla's boy Oni.

>> No.27310676

>>27310638
Maybe but, uhhh, I think this is the last one I'll do, if I do, do it, sorry.

>> No.27310718

>>27310676
Don't worry about it. Don't force yourself.

>> No.27310766
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>>27309857

>> No.27310784

>>27310718
Thanks, I'll try.

>> No.27310821
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>> No.27310926

>>27310532
Ittla does a lot of things anon, he has a male blue oni but that's not him.

>> No.27310937

>>27310821
Very nice. What a devoted succ

>> No.27310950
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All hail the Pharaoh!

>> No.27310994
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>>27310076

>> No.27311013

>>27309406
Tail too thick to be a lilim

>> No.27311071

>>27310994
Actually, uhh, I think that may be it for now. I'll try the others later if I can remember.

>> No.27311073

>>27311013
Those boobs are too fat to be an Alp's

>> No.27311082

>>27310950
I wouldn't dare demand anything from the glorious Pharaoh, but I really want her to sit on my face.

>> No.27311110

>>27298414
You and me both

>> No.27311123

>>27311013
That's not a real thing. Nothing about the Alp says they have thicker tails. The Alp and Lilim entries have similar thickness and Nav even says it's Lilim.
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76958527

>> No.27311140

>>27311110
Big
Strong
But soft where it counts.

>> No.27311158

>>27300324
Is that it or is there a full manga?

>> No.27311186

>>27310994
Gave me a chuckle thanks

>> No.27311215

>>27311082
Can your mere mortal face withstand the magnificent expanse of the royal derriere?

>> No.27311358
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>>27311215
If I die from the bliss then hopefully the court can ressurect me and bind me to her.

>> No.27311409
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27311409

Why do heroes and monsters have such awkward pre fight dialogue?

>> No.27311480

>>27311358
If you're willing to risk your life then you are worthy of being a seat for the Pharaoh's Godly ass.

>> No.27311587

How does one escape the shoggoth breeding pit?

>> No.27311632
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27311632

hug

>> No.27311641

>>27311587
You don’t, you just move it to your house

>> No.27311654

>>27311587
Just wait a couple of centuries

>> No.27311670
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27311670

Kobold or gazer? You decide

>> No.27311676

>>27311082
Luckily for you, the Pharaoh with the fattest also has a cunnilingus and facesitting fetish and needs someone to help.

>> No.27311698

>>27311409
To either attract a mate or chase off love rivals

>> No.27311701

>>27311670
easy.
Just see which one wants to get the yubis.

>> No.27311898

>>27309983
I want to get my ass slapped by a buff girl

>> No.27311909

>>27311670
Kobzer

>> No.27311952

>>27311676
>>27311480
I live to serve her. I wouldn't mind eating out her Anubis advisor as well if she commanded it.
Worship and alternate between them while they are discussing realm policy ect

>> No.27312013

>>27311952
Very serious meeting about economic policy is punctuated by the moans from the Anubis' and Pharaoh's favorite(only) slaveboy eating them out.

>> No.27312243

>>27311952
>Pharaoh looks over to where anon is standing and spreads her legs
>Pavlovian response means he's already salivating and heading over without a word.

>> No.27312305
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>> No.27312368

>>27312013
>>27312243
>Pharaoh taps the council table twice with her finger to signal she wants anon to switch over to the anubis
>the discussion between the her and the anubis continue as normal.

>> No.27312570
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>> No.27312696

>>27312570
Cute Xiangshi

>> No.27312743
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>> No.27312800
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So if dorfs canonically fuck like tigers do Jinkos fuck like lions instead?

>> No.27312812

on a scale of 10 how good is your waifu at giving love tackles?

>> No.27313045

>>27312812
0, I'm the the one that is aggressive and constantly attacking and molesting her. She is extremely passive, submissive, and masochistic as long as I'm constantly paying attention to her.

>> No.27313200
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Ready to be kidnapped, raped, and yandered by a snake. Maybe even eaten to

>> No.27313290

>>27313200
You win one one week to the snake pit

>> No.27313306

>>27313200
I only want one snake though

>> No.27313332

>>27313306
>>27313290

>> No.27313377

>>27313200
I'm afraid of snakes. A yandere lamia would be an amazing mix of fear, arousal, pleasure and despair.

>> No.27313382

>>27310653
No matter how much I lift, monster girls will always be stronger...

>> No.27313446

>>27312305
Kawaii

>> No.27313482
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>>27313377
Snakes are nothing to fear

>> No.27313553

>>27312305
Looks pretty great. Nice find anon.

>> No.27313561

Make your Pharaoh mother proud by defanging the local Apophis

>> No.27313674
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27313674

>>27307645
How are devils such perfect wives?

>> No.27314019
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27314019

>>27311073
Alps can and sometimes develop sexier bodies than natural succubus

>> No.27314190

>>27312305
>big devil
yes good

>> No.27314206

>>27314019
No way they can out succ the princess succ

>> No.27314218

>>27314019
Alps are either flat as a board or mega milkers. Nothing in between.

>> No.27314487
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>> No.27314547

>>27313674
Devils are a bit boring, I want to train a loli demon into a perfect wife instead. Also they don't have handlebars.

>> No.27314559

>>27313674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

>> No.27314582

>>27314218
As it should be

>>27314487
The dead cheat

>> No.27314670
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>>27300176
Those tentacles have no undersides, no suction cups or anything. That's not a Kraken or a Scylla, that might as well be a Lamia with multiple tales.

>> No.27314917

>>27312743
peni is best spiderman

>> No.27315022

>>27314905
I need an adult.

>> No.27315184
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27315184

>>27314905
>multiple tales

>> No.27315282

>>27311158
I think there are 4 chapters so far

>> No.27315404

If I am elected President, I promise to sign an executive order making it a first degree felony for a man to ejaculate anywhere but in or on a monster girl.

>> No.27315444
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>>27315022
How about a kraken that needs an adult dick inside her.

>> No.27315563

>>27315444
Okay but she better smash my boat with an elbow drop flourish

>> No.27315599

>>27315404
So you are outlawing potion making?

>> No.27315670

>>27314487
Reminder that Zombina gets a little heavier over time because they don't remove some of the bullets she gets shot with.

>> No.27315690
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>"lilim-sama! The joke is over, right? You just wanted to scare me cause its Halloween, right? You're gonna stop chasing me now? Lilim-sama?!?!"

>> No.27315741

>>27315690
> "Come here Anon, I just want to play!"

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>> No.27316091

I still think a yandere valk could be scary
one that even makes her dark sister tell her to chill out.

>> No.27316148

>>27316091
Holy women are scary, single minded and unable to be reasoned with, bought or bargained with.
So that's pretty reasonable.

>> No.27316264

remember, if a kunoichi stares at you, she wants something

>> No.27316375

>>27316264
Always check under the bed for kunoichi

>> No.27316504
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>> No.27316531

>MGs corner you
>You pull out a gun
>They start laughing
>You wind up putting it to your junk
>Look changes to one of dread

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>>27305353
Hot damn

>> No.27316778

>>27316531
>Anon threatens to blast his dick off
>MGC police show up
>Turns into a showdown between Anon and the police

>> No.27316807
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27316807

I wrote something with the idea a friend had. I haven't proof read it much (and I'm rusty since I haven't written in a while), but maybe it'll appeal to people here

Old Hag Kikimora Power-bottom

https://pastebin.com/PzfgHgei

>> No.27316898

>>27316807
color me intrigued

>> No.27317036

>>27316807
>Pastebin’s SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content ahead.
Never had this before. I didn't know you wrote though wockfag! Going to have to read this.

>> No.27317241

>>27316807
It was taken down.

>> No.27317576
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>> No.27317656

>>27317241
No it's not, just click through the content warning

>> No.27317686

What does it take for a monster to become the best mother?

>> No.27317881
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27317881

Marry foxes

>> No.27317994
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>>27317881
OK.

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27318003

>>27317881
ok

>> No.27318035
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>>27313674
what other mgs can pull off naked apron?

>> No.27318083

>>27318035
The kiki of course.

>> No.27318119

I have a confession to make. The only monster girls I like is kitsune, oni, and succubi.

>> No.27318231
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>>27318035
Lims.

>> No.27318268
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27318268

This is your cat girl for tonight

>> No.27318283
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Its spook month and I want a Dullahan story

>> No.27318319
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>>27318268
Thanks

>> No.27318459
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27318459

>>27318268
Sorry, but I already have a kitty.

>> No.27318474

>>27318268
that is not a monster girl
>>27318319
this is

>> No.27318498

>>27318268
MODS

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>> No.27318978

Gonna take a Tanuki to wonderland for her vacation.

>> No.27319097
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>>27318978
Make sure she really engrosses herself in the local cuisine I hear it's crazy good

>> No.27319251
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>>27318978
Anon no the exchange rates for non-wonderland money to the local currency is a 10 to 6 ratio and it's constantly switching it'll drive you tanuki wife mad

>> No.27319488
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27319488

>>27318498
>tfw it's not even the one with the spiny penis

>> No.27319489

why do i love kuufish so much?

>> No.27319864
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27319864

>>27319489
Cause you can confess your feelings to one and she won't tease you

>> No.27319915

if you're pure, wholesome, and cute, would some coomer hellhounds and cheshire cats try to lewd you by posting pornographic fanart of you by mexican leanen sidhes, who only watch 90s and early 2000s cartoons, on the internet?

>> No.27320120
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27320120

Stretchable shorties!

>> No.27320169
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27320169

Can pharaohs seethe any harder?

>> No.27320408

>>27320169
>>27320169
Graph snake keeps on winning

>> No.27320460
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27320460

>>27306474
Aesthetically speaking, she's rather bland. But I have to admit, personality-wise, she's pretty great.

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>> No.27320634

>>27320460
i love every bit of sahu

>> No.27320711

>>27306820
FUZZY!

>> No.27320783

>>27320634
i like the blue parts

>> No.27320795

>>27312800
That's Manticores. Jinkos fuck like tigers as well.

>> No.27320818

>>27307645
Unfathomable based, though have you considered eating out a demon's blue asshole?

>> No.27320847

>>27320783
the fat blue part is my favorite

>> No.27320879
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>> No.27321034

>>27306474
And what if i asked a vampire why she likes me while still being human myself?

>> No.27321046
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27321046

>>27317881

*this message was paid for by the Human Lives Belong to Fox Brides Foundation

>> No.27321173

>>27321034
You are her most favored and delicious servant, even if you suffer from base needs such as hunger and sleep

>> No.27321243

>>27321034
Are her minions watching?

>> No.27321262
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>>27321046
Based.

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>>27321034

>> No.27321371

wedding ring clit piercing

>> No.27321989
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>>27321371
I'd rather we just got matching collars.

>> No.27322003

>>27321371
Perfect for attaching leashes to.

>> No.27322101

>>27321989
i wanna make charms for my wife to tie on her spear

>> No.27322289

>>27322101
That, but it's my boxers

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27322349

you could have prevented this

>> No.27322423

>>27317881
Impregnate foxes then leave.

>> No.27322453

Is wanting to marry and have babymaking sex with your wife's tail wrong?

>> No.27322535

>>27322423
They follow

>> No.27322546
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>>27322423
>leave
Cute, anon. very cute
>>27322453
Not so much wrong as much as not possible

>> No.27322575
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>> No.27322597
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>>27322453
Of course not.

>> No.27322605

>>27322546
It's the sentiment that counts

>> No.27322666

>>27322349

why contain it? let them spill over to schools and churches. Let the waifus line up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to marry them

>> No.27322913

I need a yandere dhampir that keeps almost nearly falling but never actually breaks skin

>> No.27323050
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Wendi-chan playing with her own tail

>> No.27323071

>>27322575
That’s cute

>> No.27323086

>>27322913
May God have mercy on you when I send you to him.

>> No.27323109

>>27323050
how fluffy is it

>> No.27323256

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to have fun with your doppelganger wife as she tries out new figures to see which ones get you off the most.

>> No.27323531
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>>27322535
But I came to MGE to sow my royal oats...!

>> No.27323981

>>27320408
>Graph snake
Is that a short stack Apophis with horns?

>> No.27324031

Your daughter is hosting a sleepover with her friends from the Sabbath.
What rules do you impose for the sleepover?

>> No.27324064

>>27324031
In bed by 10pm.
No boys.

>> No.27324077

>>27324031
No porn past midnight, and no spying on me and the wife while we fuck.

>> No.27324242

>>27324064
can I come over?

>> No.27324335

>>27324077
I understand you and your wife want privacy but why do you not want the girls to indulge themselves on porn at midnight specifically?

>> No.27324368

>>27324031
No sex until her friends leave. And absolutely none of what they tell her is being done to her until her mother approves of it.

>> No.27324412

>>27324335
They should be asleep by then, silly!

>> No.27324446

>>27323109
Fluffier than 2 dire Yetis sandwiching you in a hug

>> No.27324447
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>>27324064
>Sabbath showup with guys in tow
>Anon says no boys
>The Sabbath girls all say in unison that they aren't boys but men
>anon'sface.jpg

>> No.27324512
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>> No.27324513

>>27307402
Reminder that normies get the rope.

>> No.27324549

>>27323256
My wife is so greedy, she doesn't even want to share with her clones.

>> No.27324734
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27324734

I love my lich wife!

>> No.27324889

>>27318268
I offer this entity the contents of the Sardine Drawer in exchange for that crown

>> No.27324897

Which map are we playing on during the Sabbath Halloween Great-Mass Event in Monster Girl Encyclopedia: the Video Game?

>> No.27325089
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>>27306959
Raiju's juice is probably like the manta storm goo from mario sunshine

>> No.27325144

>>27324897
Kurofufuru's Mansion. I want to fight little bone lolis with my lich tank gf with my bros

>> No.27325248
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27325248

Reminder that both pharaohs and apophises should bow before their betters

>> No.27325337

>>27324897
I want to play wherever is the creepiest map after hearing they buffed the Raging Mushroom AND increase attack stats for Hellhound. The Rapefest scenario will be fun when it gets rolled during Medusa's Mystery Womb Wheel of Destiny after capturing the point for 1 minute. I want to use my golden demon realm hero sword I got from playing Gremlin-chan's Robo Invasion to escape Giga Manticores and Hellhounds

>> No.27325343

Remember to wear condoms for safe sex

>> No.27325443
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>> No.27325710
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>>27325343

Just try it! You won't be safe for very long, boy

>> No.27325719

>>27325343
Safe sex is gay sex.

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>> No.27325825

>>27324064
Are future alps allowed?

>> No.27325901

Why don't people talk about their waifu's asshole more?
Her slimy shithole?
Her fragrant fartpipe?
Her tubular turd-tunnel?
Her luscious log-cutter?
Her fantastic feces-funnel?
Her succulent shartmaker?
Her superb scatportal?
Her pungent poopfactory?
Her excellent excrement-evacuator?
Her delicious dung-dropper?
Her charming crap-creator?
Her great guano-producer?

>> No.27325928

>>27325825
>future alps
How could you even tell?

>> No.27325954

>>27325901
Monstergirls don't poop, dummy.

>> No.27325983
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27325983

fuck it lads I'm gonna put my dick in it wish me luck

>> No.27325996

>>27325954
But then why do they have such amazing anuses?

>> No.27326031

>>27325996
For putting cum in!

>> No.27326076

>>27326031
Good enough a reason for me!

>> No.27326090

>>27325996
I like when they try to shield their front from a parasite slime but then it goes up their ass instead.

>> No.27326104

>>27325901
I got shitted on for talking about glacies poop being logs of pure ice slipping out their cyan butthole

>> No.27326142
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pamper the mofu and it will pamper you

>> No.27326163

>>27326104
Should have shat on them as well!

>> No.27326308
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>>27326142
Careful

>> No.27326404

>>27326163
For what?

>> No.27326577

Reminder that you'll always be her good boy.

>> No.27326861

We've had greentext of what it's like in Monstergirl Cities. But what about greentext and copypastas for monstergirl state run prisons?

>> No.27326926

>>27326577
This makes me kind of sad in a weird way

>> No.27327005
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27327005

Remember to put bug girls in their place!

>> No.27327044

>>27311654
But I'll be dead by then!

>> No.27327120

>>27326861
It usually involves rejecting the wardens advances and getting tossed to the manticore den.

>> No.27327214

>>27323256
Sometimes I wonder if my waifu might actually be a doppelganger. Other times I wonder if I might already be in a bigamous relationship.

>> No.27327267

>>27327120
God I wish that were me in the Manticore den

>> No.27327351

>>27327005
Yeah, squashed under a winter boot

>> No.27327373

So what's the plague like when large rats, hinezumis, and dormice spread it to human men?

>> No.27327572
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>>27325248
WORSHIP KOT

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>>27325788
Need a creature of chaos wife to just drench my whole body in black goo and let me sink in to become one with her

>> No.27327831

>>27325089
oh my that's the perfect body

>> No.27328114
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>>27327572
I hail dog

>> No.27328541
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27328541

Haku-san can't stop me from cheating on her tests now that all the classes are online!

>> No.27328654

>>27328541
Says you, but I have to actually go to university and do the exam there on a computer in a classroom all by myself. We got like 200 people on this course and other courses can have their exams online but nooooo for this one class you have to reserve a room and do the test physically there
This makes me MAD AS HELL

>> No.27329317

>>27328654
Your uni needs to take it's head out of it's ass

>> No.27329361

>>27329317
It's just this one course too
Like how nigga how

>> No.27329853

What do you imagine your waifu/favorite monster sounds like?

>> No.27329960

>>27329853
Claudia Black as Morrigan.

>> No.27329981

>>27320460
>Bland
If you have certain interests then she's the opposite. Fully embodies the school swimsuit fetish which I don't think translates as well culturally as other fetishes.

>Natural swimsuit she grows on her body so it's always her default wear
>HUGE hands and feet, even by MG standards.
>That blue dappling mixed with pale skin as you go up her limbs
>Body tattoos
>Hime cut
>Monotone stoic expression but with large, expressive eyes. Gentle femdom with forced eye contact.

I overlooked her for a long time because she lacks popularity here but when I actually thought about she hits a lot of my checkboxes physically.

>> No.27330009

>>27329981
Also want to bring up the thick, meaty tail. We don't get a good view of it in her official art but she's packing a waist-crusher.

>> No.27330052

>>27329981
>forced eye contact.
Every Anon's worst nightmare.

>> No.27330125

I don't think it's canon but I like my Sahus with sharp teeth.

>> No.27330177
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27330177

I accidentally banished my new demon wife after our consummation when I got up to use the bathroom and spilled my bag of emergency salt over the summoning circle, what’s the fastest way to get her back?

>> No.27330201
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27330201

Just got a black harpy commission done.
I really liked how it turned out.
Bunny suits are the best and every monster girl should have one.

Artist twitter: https://twitter.com/DePain100

>> No.27330308

>>27330201
Those are some fine bird titties.

>> No.27330321

>>27330201
How do harpies dress themselves so lewdly without hands?

>> No.27330418

>>27330201
Black Harpy? Now that's some good taste, great outfit too.

>> No.27330445

>>27330321
STRATEGIC ZIPPERS

>> No.27330465

>>27330201
How the fuck does she even put that on

>> No.27330470
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27330470

May her beuty dazzle you!

>> No.27330522

>>27330465
Magic or she just asks her husband.

>> No.27330581

>>27330470
>filthy demon your charms won't affect me, "beautiful" is the last thing I'd call you!

>> No.27330601

>>27330445
I feel like theres an arachne that puts that into everything she makes

>> No.27330637
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>>27330470
>Notices sholders
Seeing as we're on the topic of monster clothing, does Selene have clip-on pauldrons?

>> No.27330797

>>27330470
Man, Lims are so lame and uncool!

>> No.27330826

>>27330201
Cool.

>> No.27330828

>>27330637
It seems more a sholder/cape thing to cover the arm during a fight.
>>27330797
You're uncool.

>> No.27330866

>>27330177
You don't. She's lost forever. And that's good.

>> No.27330950

>>27330470
Lilim goddess made for worshipping and playing video games with

>> No.27331092

>>27330470
>>27330637
I still don't get her.
Mari's a whore, Victoria's a dictator that managed to fuck, and ELH's one was a dirty sub.
Selene doesn't have anything sexy going on and decided Lu Bu was a decet role model.
What even is the point?

>> No.27331107

>>27331092
She's a dork and some people like dorks

>> No.27331355

>>27331092
She's pretty and she has a sword, swords are cool

>> No.27331457
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>>27331092
>Beast likes corruption, powerful women ans is a fighting game nerd
>Lillims corrupt and are strong
Make main MGE base OC a lilim with a fondness for motivation and combat
Profit
The only real issue is that Selene hasnt done much corruption,

>> No.27331503

>>27331457
>defeat her and toss her a kleenx saying "clean up your pussy juice, wench"
How would she react

>> No.27331688

How would monster girls see our horror movies? I understand that humor differs between cultures but horror is more or less consistent.

>> No.27331732

>>27331688
>Wight gets bitter of the depiction of zombies and zombie hoards

>> No.27331754
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>van pulls up to the house with "Totally legit couriers!" branding plastered on the side
>friendly old mailman with glasses pops out and delivers me a package that I've been waiting for
>demands signatures before he can hand it over
>unthinkingly sign on the dotted lines a few times because I really need my Ratatoskr repellent to protect my bird feeders
>the paper suddenly slips away and falls to the ground
>turns out I was signing through little windows on the fake document, and I was actually signing a marriage contract
>the old mailman suddenly rips off their perfect disguise and triumphantly declares that she finally got me
>it was a god damned big titty demon all along
>takes me back inside to ravage me while those damn rata's continue ravaging my bird feeders

These unholy beasts are learning and becoming so much more clever in their tactics. It's too late for me bros, but it's not too late for you.

Stay alert and stay safe.

>> No.27331989

>>27331754
Luckily your security camera was filming everything so in a court of law you can prove you were deceived, thereby invalidating the contract.
...you do have a security camera above your door, right?

>> No.27332203
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27332203

>>27330321
Canonically all harpies have claws on their wings for holding things, but in official pictures you can only see them on Gandharva.

>> No.27332217

>>27331732
I wonder what other monster girls would think about their kinds in traditional stories.

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>>27331732
>zombie hoards

>> No.27332304

>>27332217
Hell Hounds are like werewolves right?

>> No.27332311

>>27332203
That doesn't actually help, you need opposable thumbs to hold things.

>> No.27332352

>>27332304
Werewolves are werewolves. Hellhound are demonic/underworld wolves

>> No.27332391

>>27332282
What do zombie dragons collect? Electric blankets and woolly socks?

>> No.27332411

>>27332352
So, cousins?

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>>27332391
A husband they can cuddle, newest hug tutorial video from yeti-chan and a nice hot cup of coco

>> No.27332457

>>27332411
I guess?

>> No.27332521

>>27332411
No relation, werewolves are a spiritual pagan thing, influenced far later by christians. Hellhounds are a predominantly christian thing influenced by cerberus and other godly hounds (germanic wild hunt, etc.) and the like.

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sup bitch

>> No.27332670

>>27332618
I've had squirrels climb on me when I fed them, that's what's up.

>> No.27332690
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27332690

What happens when Condom commercials play in a Monstergirl City Broadcast Network?

>> No.27332694

>>27332618
>Flat
>Smug
Come back when you look like a woman

>> No.27332704

>>27332618
If she thinks she can just blackmail me into being her personal tail-slave. She's right.

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>>27332690
Public outage and "peaceful" protests in which monsters break into the factories, repurpose the equipment to make latex clothing for them and rape the workers raw

>> No.27332859

>>27332836
I could try some latex with one of them monsters...

>> No.27332877

>>27332694
>She returns some years later
>Still flat
>Still smug
>But also towering a head over you, with long athletic legs to die for, thick toned thighs, wide hips a tight slim belly and a large pert ass

>> No.27332886

>>27332836
Monsters in latex is quite good

>> No.27332908

>>27332886
more like gaetex

>> No.27332932

>>27332690
Same as any other sex gadget commercial, indifference or arousal.
It's like those medical commercials, at the end of it lector reads out the obligatory disclaimer
>"in accordance to anti-contraceptive laws of (portals day+1), Druellex condoms will not prevent pregnancy and are guaranteed to fail upon contact with female reproductive organs"

>> No.27332936

>>27332877
Sorry no boobs no game

>> No.27332995

>>27332936
What about small c's?

>> No.27333049

>>27332932
Ill take 2 boxes.

>> No.27333107
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>>27332995
It's better but still not optimal

>> No.27333211

>>27333107
She's a scout, anon. Bit bouncers will interfere with her runner duties. Seems the big jotunn bruiser girls are the girls for you. Side note, that's a big elf.

>> No.27333246
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>>27333211
>Seems the big jotunn bruiser girls are the girls for you.
Yep. Big and thick without that much muscle like on the left also works though.

>> No.27333279

>>27331092
She's a princess succ that wants a dude to beat her or just impress her so basically just a reskin of a lizardman.

>> No.27333290

>>27333246
>Big and thick without that much muscle like on the left also works though.
Good luck, even their casters are muscled.

>> No.27333314

>>27331989
This guy is in for a big surprise when the court tells they don't care.

>> No.27333329

>>27333290
>even their casters are muscled
Dibs on the muscle witch!

>> No.27333348

>>27333314
>The sum of monster court is "monster good human boy bad"
Why even bother?

>> No.27333380

>>27333290
I can always get a muscled one and a thick non bruiser girl duh

>> No.27333421

>>27333348
So they post the video of the Demon screwing you in the court house on BLUED.COM

>> No.27333609
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aight fuck this planet im on shogTV with my fucking tentacles up

>> No.27333618
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>Border Customs Officer: "Hello there and welcome. Present your papers please."

>Monstergirl immigrant: "Oh hi! I'm actually gonna be moving in this here country. You see, my boyfriend lives here. We met abroad, had romantic dates and now we finally gonna live together and get married! Can't wait! Lemme in please!"

>Border Customs Officer: "Okay then, please show me your immigration documents and again, your papers please. And also passport."

>Monstergirl Immigrant: "Oh sure, here ya go. All of em!"

>Border Customs Officer: "Okay. Let me check your documents. Please wait a moment."

>Monstergirl Immigrant: "Oh this is the dream! My boyfriend and I. Gonna marry, have kids, make new friends and start the family of our dreams-"

>After the Border Customs Officer checks the Monstergirl immigrant's travel and immigration papers. The customs officer then stamps the passport and travel papers

>pic related happens and the passport and papers are handed back

>Monstergirl Immigrant: "What... Denied!? BUT WHY!?"

>Border Customs Officer: "Sorry mam, but your papers and immigration documents are not valid. Also we do recognize the Demon Realm of Asakemia as legitimate country or state. Please come back again with the proper documentation... Next!!!"

How often would this type of situation and scenario happen with Monstergirls?

>> No.27333661

>>27333618
Well looks like it's time from another demon invasion to open up the borders.

>> No.27333723

>>27333421
>Why are all the boys skipping out of society and getting with simple and humble girls that live in small rural communities or innawoods?

>> No.27333899

If everyday nunwear is alredy lewd, what does a nun wear to be lewd?

>> No.27334035
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I must touch this cow.

>> No.27334220

>>27333279
There is more to it then that

>> No.27334233

i want a tail fin job from my wife

>> No.27334296

>>27333899
Such clothing is banned from mortal eyes. Its lewd power being to much.

>> No.27334335

>>27334296
I can't think of anything good, so I'm going with the good 'ol looping around to wearing the full habit that covers neck to toe and nothing underneath.

>> No.27334356
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>>27333899
Showing skin is enough to drive men wild

>> No.27334409
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Remember to kiss your wives at least once everyday!

>> No.27334426

>>27333899
My nun wife mixes it up with a diverse assortment of cosplay. I never know what's gonna walk into the bedroom. A lewd nurse, a lewd gyaru, a lewd assistant supervisor of human resources? It's always a surprise.

>> No.27334508

>>27334409
No need to remember. She makes damn sure she gets her daily dose. Though, things get a bit hairy when she has to be away for awhile.

>> No.27334510
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>>27334356
That's puritanical compared to everyday nun wear though.
>>27334426
Thanks pslimefag, but I'm looking to keep in vein of religious wear

>> No.27334575

>>27334510
>Thanks pslimefag
I'm not pslimefag, just another anon with a lewd nun wife.

>> No.27334636

>>27334575
Oh. Thanks anontheranonwithalewdnunwifefag.

>> No.27334730

How hard does a big, stronk monster swoon if a human boy manages to princess carry her?

>> No.27334762

>>27334220
May you tell me more?

>> No.27334883

>>27334730
Hopefully not too hard so he doesn't lose balance.

>> No.27334903

>>27334426
pretty good taste fellow nun friend.

>>27334510
You actually missed me by one post!

>> No.27334987

>>27334903
What's your professional nunfag position? If she's regularly wearing lewd nunwear, is the lewdest nunwear modest nunwear?

>> No.27334990

Must be annoying when you're trying to grow some plant like potato or someshit but you accidentally end up with a plant girl instead.
You need to water them AND cum on them to make them grow.

>> No.27335017

>>27334762
There is the fact that she like other people fighting in the name of self improvement and love, which is why she's srunning a controlled arena and not on the frontlines against the order or some shit
She also cares enough to not attemp to corrupt every woman on sight, and fights people so they can get stronger, instead of "instant loss"-ing them

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>>27334987
The answer is the same as all great questions in the universe: it depends
The type of monster girl, the amount exposed, the parts exposed, disposition, just how corrupted the nun, etc. Something like this is what I like the most.

>> No.27335161

>>27335058
>Wight
>hips, thighs, sides
>motherly, composed, warm
>1/10 corrupted, really not madly cock thirsty at all, but still a monstergirl.

>> No.27335181

>>27334987
I will admit that the idea of my nun wife covered in modest clothing is pretty lewd. However it is lewd because it is sorta like a present. I know whats underneath and i want to get to it. Thus i am unsure of that makes the modest nunwear lewd in itself.

>> No.27335209

>>27335058
this is also a good response. Lewdness is a scale dependant on the person.

>> No.27335287

>>27335181
Lewd is as lewd does though. If your only exposure to modesty is with the implicit understanding that incredibly lewdness awaits, is not modesty then the lewdest?

>> No.27335557

>>27335017
Were there any stories for her beside iron beast's?

>> No.27335621

>>27335287
Very true anon. I think i agree then with you that atleast for me personally modesty may be the lewdest for nun wife.

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>>27334035
I'm all for buff cows, but that's just too much. And her fashion choice is questionable Pic related is how a buff cow should look like

>> No.27335699

>>27335557
Nope sadly
There was a long ago rumoured "Selene and viccy" thing that was to be written by losenis, but losenis runs on story coms and is focusing on his own art/story, while Beast seems to have been consumed by his own sense of self doubt.

>> No.27335797

>>27333279
>that wants a dude to beat her
Jesus why are OC lilims so fucking pathetic

>> No.27335840

>>27335649
I stand by the size, but I'll admit yours is dressed better.

>> No.27335920

>>27335797
I dont think beating her is in the books man seeing as she's a tad too strong for that.
if anything, she's going to fall in love and the groom her furture husbands strengh.
Also it's never been stated that she had to be bean, just that she liked fighting people.

>> No.27335978

>>27335920
Im going to beat her with my dick.

>> No.27336208

>>27335978
That's her end game.

>> No.27336728

>>27333618
I just woke up and read "Demon Realm of Asakemia" as "Demon Realm of Alaska" and all I thought at first was, "yeah, I guess they would be in a bit of trouble if the portals opened."

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>> No.27337267

>>27337208
! !

>> No.27337421

>>27337208
>fullview is not fullview
I hate DA so freaking much. At least pixiv doesn't periodically crash my browser.

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>> No.27337649

>>27333618
>MGE Papers Please
There's gonna be an ending where you get raped by monstergirl terrorists isn't it

>> No.27337706

>>27328654
I have to do an online one with the camera on at all times so they will catch you if you look downwards at a phone or something

>> No.27337917

It's still cold. I'm still thinking about warm hugs with my waifu. Her wrapping her arms around my chest from behind, and squeezing us close together with her tentacles. Whispering in my ear to stop squirming and just try to relax.

>> No.27338008

>>27337917
[excited mindflayer noises]

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>>27338008
Guess again. I like my girls with a bit of fluff.

>> No.27338097

>>27337649
Half of the endings involve that.

>> No.27338300

>>27338097
>turn away an Oni because she was missing her work permit
>the next day she breaks down your kiosk and drags you to her home

>> No.27338433

>>27338300
Good ending

>> No.27338554

>>27338300
Citizenship from marriage.

>> No.27338640

>>27338300
>you are required to do a pat down on any suspicious monstergirl applicants, if you skip it you get your pay docked
>if you actually try it, they immediately take you for a bad end

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>> No.27338707

>>27338640
>try to pat down a Scylla in a hoodie
>turns out she's actually a Mindflayer
>get flayed

>> No.27338778

>>27338640
>>27338707
just handcuff them first

>> No.27338785

>>27338640
If you survive for a week, you get handled over to your Anubis or Demon supervisor.

>> No.27338829

Why do you faggots always turn mgc into a dystopia? Is it your atrophied souls manifesting themselves in the only language they know, despair?

>> No.27338859

>>27338829
It's just funnier that way

>> No.27338866

>>27338778
>Handcuff a succubus
>"Mm~ I do like it rough~"
>She keeps making innuendos the entire time
>She's like the 7:th succubus to do this
>you jut wanna get this over with so you get payed

>> No.27338963

>>27338866
How do you restrain the tail?

>> No.27338969

what kind of monster would think "If he doesn't want to have me, then i'll rape him!"

>> No.27339019

>>27338829
Well this isn't so much dystopia as "[Game] but with MGE monster girls"
It's also quite funny to see how monster girls would mess up a dystopia

>> No.27339067

>>27338963
You stick it in her pussy.

>> No.27339091

>>27338829
I'm just surprised we don't have a MGC Handmaiden's Tale yet, just the other way around if anything. I wonder what monster think of it and if they would have their own version.

>> No.27339115

>>27339019
>Legal institutions are against you
>Economic and state institutions are against you
>Both are backed by demigods
>You're a second class citizen
>"Well this isn't so much dystopia as..."

>> No.27339144

Any species has been growing on you lately? For me it's kunoichi.

>> No.27339194

>>27339067
She might bring in her lawyer and force you to marry her if that happens.

>> No.27339218

>>27339115
Well, honestly it seems you're more hung up the whole "dystopian" thing than anyone else here.

>> No.27339255

>>27339144
The Apsara

>> No.27339259

>>27338829
>dystopia
What else would happen when females are allowed to be in charge?

>> No.27339319

>>27339218
>Not me, but actually you!
I'm replying to your posts buddy. If you want me to stop calling it a dystopia just stop saying it's not dystopian. Kinda easy.

>> No.27339470

>>27338785
>as the game continues, the difficulty increase is from your supervisor finding reasons to punish you by placing curses that happen to make you more susceptible to falling for the monstergirls
>there is no good ending to reach, the plot twist is your station was always just a disguised matchmaking service

>> No.27339501

>>27339319
>If you want me to stop calling it a dystopia just stop saying it's not dystopian.
The fuck kind of logic is that?
You say it's a dystopia and then I say it's not and now you're telling me that you will stop calling it a dystopia if I stop saying it's not a dystopia?
It's not really worth getting into your head trying to understand what the hell you're on about so lets just end this here.

>> No.27339709

>>27333618
Let me guess, an Anubis was running the desk.

>> No.27339763

>>27339709
No, but she's supervisor.

>> No.27339860

>>27339470
>go into debt because you refuse to pat down monstergirls
>tanuki offers a loan
>if you take it then you'll have to marry her

>> No.27339877

>>27337649
>>27339763 is the ending for completing all days, you wind up Marrying your Anubis Supervisor on the last day

>> No.27340083

Would you let a monster pick out your clothes?

>> No.27340173

>>27324889
Congratulations, you become an Alped Sith yourself.

>> No.27340236

>>27339501
>It's not really worth getting into your head trying to understand what the hell you're on about so lets just end this here.
There you go.

>> No.27340272

>>27340173
That's a whole new level of gayness.

>> No.27340376

>>27340083
I'd risk it. At worst I'd look like a male prostitute.

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>> No.27340663

>>27340581
I bet she can polymorph her tail into legs but she just doesn't do it to make you carry her all the time

>> No.27340733

>>27339877
>she congratulates you for making it this far without being taken away by other monstergirls
>rewards you with another curse that acts like manticore venom
>they have lots of sex afterwards

>> No.27340809

>>27340376
Or you get a shirt with the word "Cumpump" written on it in ancient runes.

>> No.27340867

>>27338829
First, who the fuck asked?
Second, there's a few shitposters along with some unironic /pol/tard that get a big pee-pee from that stuff.

>> No.27340896

>>27340663
She wants you to carry her all day.

>> No.27340979

>>27340809
>wear a shirt with a cool looking design
>wonder why monstergirls all giggle at you

>> No.27340980

>>27340809
I'd wear that shirt even after I found out what it says.

>> No.27340992

>>27340867
>First, who the fuck asked?
Yes, hello, that was me. Hi.

>> No.27341034

>>27340083
Choosing my waifu's wardrobe and watching her reaction is one of my great joys. It's only natural I let her have some input on my outfit in return. Fortunately, neither of us really go all out unless someone lost a bet and/or a costume party is involved.

>> No.27341116

>>27340083
As a husband of a Night Gaunt neither of us wears clothes as they only get in the way. But she does wear my latex slime and tentacles.

>> No.27341294

Part 1 of Not-Tyranid Hivemind GF story (WholesomeDark) https://pastebin.com/67B0fN9a

>> No.27341299

Any monster girl that's comes within 5 feet of you in the gym is attempting to disturb your sets with sexual assault. Always workout in groups to ward away monsters.

>> No.27341382

>>27340083
In a sense, she knows the five thousand year old fashions after all. However, I pick from the outfits she prepares.

>> No.27341491

>>27341294
Hivemind GF means orgies, right?

>> No.27341527

>>27341491
Yup, just depends on which bodies she has raping you.

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>> No.27341670

>>27341491
Hivemind orgies must look so stupid from the outside.
>Just one dude hammering away at a girl and a bunch of other girls trying to do sex things but ultimately just spasming, if she's lucky she'll get in a caress or a kiss or more accurately a slobber.

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>>27341299
She better be big, I don't want to be raped by a monster girl without big guns and hard abs.

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>> No.27341989

>>27341730
Those who wish to be assaulted and have their sets disturb can wear shirts that read as "No one can tame the beast" or something lile that because looks like a challenge to any strong monster.

>> No.27342149

>>27341989
>that guy's wearing that shirt while he can't even use the 100kg dumbbells?
>he needs to be taught a lesson!

>> No.27342160

>>27341116
>they only get in the way
Things my waifu tells me when I've gone a bit too far teasing her, and if I don't stop I'll be buying new clothes for us both very soon.

>> No.27342463

>>27341299
>first day at a gym with monstergirls
>figure that the old "everyone is worried about their own workout, no one is paying that much attention to you" advice will hold true here, too
>nope
>pretty much everywhere you glance there's a monstergirl giving you a smug look
>they probably think the weight you're working with is cute
>start to struggle on the bench press
>a small crowd of monstergirls start crowding around the head of the bench fighting to be the one to spot your lift
>the sounds of an angry minotaur, hellhound, and other ripped monstergirls drown out your own desperate grunts as your muscles fail
>as the barbell settles on your chest and your ribs creak you are forced to do the roll of shame to free yourself
>once you sit back up their focus returns to you
>the rest of your workout is hijacked by them forcing you to referee a lifting competition between them
>they didn't mention any stakes, but you know you aren't making it out unclaimed

>> No.27342469

>>27341670
There's a reason hives have no windows

>> No.27342560
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Marry a goblin

>> No.27342626

>>27342560
Kinda leggy for a short stack.

>> No.27342708

>>27342560
Goblins scare me.

>> No.27343078

You know you're living the good life when some or all of your body is covered in monster saliva

>> No.27343112

>>27342626
Every goblin gang needs a leggy 'tall' one to reach things on high shelves without knocking things over.

>> No.27343224
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Marry the damn horse.

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>>27342708
Nothing to be scared of, anon.

>> No.27343495

>>27341294
Nice. You really improved your general writing since you started.
Also sequel story about becoming husband/cumpump to hivemind when?

>> No.27343679

The ideal age gap between monster and man should be of (at least) 3 digits

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>>27343224
Well she better have huge tiddies. That's like one of the selling point of centaurs to me.

>> No.27343903

Who else would form an empire in MGE just so a lilim can usurp it from you in a week.

>> No.27343931

>>27343679
>Young vampire gets bullied due to only being 95 years older than her husband.

>> No.27343987

>>27343903
Or any powerful monster

>> No.27344011
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>>27343679
I disagree.

The best and most wholesome pairing is marrying your childhood, monster friend.
>Live next door to her
>Introduced as toddlers
>Play with her everyday
>Go to same schools as her
>Share first kiss in grade school
>Share first sex in middle school
>Graduate together
>Get married and move in together right after graduation
>Live long fulfilling life with her
Just imagine that one evening playing together in the backyard when you're 6 or 7. You're both snot-nosed kids, behind a tree, talking to each other, playing in the dirt, a bit dirty yourselves, and she says she wants to be your wife forever and ever, leaning against you as the sun starts to set. A few minutes later both your parents call you inside for the night. She gives you a peck on the cheek before you two run off to your respective houses.

>> No.27344172

>>27343470
They're gonna gang up on me and call me a virgin!

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>>27344172
Maybe, but I'm sure they would make up for it

>> No.27344314

>>27344011
>Child anon lives next to p'orcer stronghold
>Playing with loli p'orcer neighbors
>Beats them in a game of [insert children's game]
>Unintentionally secured himself a p'orcer harem of 5 that day

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>>27344011
If you're gonna post a Ratatsokr, you can't just suddenly start talking about some generic anygirl.
I wanna huff her fluff and pound that fat ass till I pass out, then wake up to her standing over me with a giggle as she milks me with her fluffy feet.

>> No.27344394

>>27344371
Sorry, I needed a loli-esque girl for a good filler image

>> No.27344442

>>27344394
She's not a loli. She's just petite. Plenty of girls 5' or shorter and still of legal age.

>> No.27344651

>>27344011
Childhood friends never win, anon. It's literally at the bottom of MG trope food chain

>> No.27344674

>>27344442

To be fair he did say 'loli-esque'. It would be fair to say that a Rata is easily confused for a loli, and therefore 'loli-esque'. If he's like me he also has so many images saved and unorganized that it's a pain to find the perfect image so you settle.

>> No.27344919

>>27344674
I want to be dommed by a short girl. She can have a big girl hold me down if she wants. Also, cute cuddling afterwards.

>> No.27344996

>>27344442
I don't know. She just seemed like she'd fit the description best in the scenario I wrote at the end. Ratas seem like a good fit for a tomboy role that isn't afraid to get dirty. I mean being a squirrel and all that'd dig holes in the ground to hide nuts and stuff. Also, it didn't mean to imply ratas in general. More so, just the pic I posted

>> No.27345036

>>27344919
This would be the perfect manga for you

https://exhentai.org/s/e35e781eb6/1460596-1

Sadly, there's no English version

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>> No.27345124

Artists you would like to see doing more monstergirls? Fetishes that artist may have aside.

>> No.27345148

>>27345124
I'd be interested in seeing Sei Shoujo's take on them. Preferably without futa or scat involved.

>> No.27345162

>>27345124
Kunaboto and Donaught

>> No.27345196

>>27344996
>I mean being a squirrel and all that'd dig holes in the ground to hide nuts and stuff.
Racist.

>> No.27345252

>When you manage to be a veteran, muscled, monster girl general and she approaches your camp to announce her surrender and acceptance of the role of your wife.

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Skunk mamono when?

>> No.27345864

>>27345696
I Don't think KC would do a fart fetish

>> No.27345903

>>27345864
Smell of skunks comes from their piss.

>> No.27345912

>>27345864
He could just give them a scent like high orcs but not farting, part of mamono mana and the demon lord's changes.

>> No.27345919

>>27345864
He made bubble slime.

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A zombie followed me home and now won't leave my bedroom, and ideas on how to get her out?

>> No.27345942

>>27345696
Big, fluffy tail. Mofu mofu.
>>27345864
KC already did smell fetish with H'Orc.

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>>27345696
More North/South American creatures as Mamono would be neat. Still want my trickster coyote girl who leads men astray in the desert.

>> No.27345973

>>27345696
Not a monster. Just an animal.

>> No.27345994

>>27345942
This would combine that with fluffy tail fetish though. Just have a skunk girl whose tail is extra-large and sweet-scented due to mamono mana instead of foul like pre-lord swap wereskunks.

>> No.27346013

>>27345973
Wereskunks are monsters.

>> No.27346019

>>27345994
>tail is extra-large and sweet-scented due to mamono mana
All of the yes. Get enslaved by the fluff.

>> No.27346053

>>27345938
Fuck her until she turns into a wight. No more zombie in your bedroom, problem solved

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>>27345938
Don't?

>> No.27346106

>>27345919
Don't those smell because they live in dirty environments and smell fine if you go to a cleaner one.

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>> No.27346257

>>27345942
Skunks usually get there smell from their spray while the high orc gets her's from her body odor.

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>>27342560
All men should marry goblins and have sex forever with them.
Even if it's non-consensual, because goblins love to rape.

>> No.27346297

>>27344295
Goblins are best at picking up men from the streets

>> No.27346450

i want to take semen production enhancers and have my wife bent over presenting so i can masturbate onto her for hours

>> No.27346455
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>> No.27346492

>>27346268
Wish MGE Goblins had the green skin allure like regular ones did

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>>27346268
Goblins love to rape and be raped. They're too horny to care as long as the sex happens.

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>> No.27346637

>>27346492
Has anyone recolored the MGE Goblins with green skin?

>> No.27346665

>>27346610
Made me think of Lillymon.

>> No.27346711

>>27346610
Hair covering eyes is a great look.

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>>27346492
They're perfect as is

>> No.27346848

>>27346765
What would the MGE equivalent of Grom the Paunch be? The Big Titted? The Preggo?

>> No.27346968

>Various titles of celebrated Hobgoblin leaders
>...the Top-Heavy
>...the Stacked
>...the Sore-Backed
>...the Bouncy

Only exception to the naming convention is Garla the Flat and most Goblin clans have laws that forbid talking about her.

>> No.27347007

>>27346848
She would also be a lovely cook.

>> No.27347043

>>27346968
Bigger breasts are a sign of strength.

Which leads to some strange antics when a large breasted paladin ends up with Goblin followers.
>>27347007
Very milky dishes too.

>> No.27347051

Gonna hug and head pat a zombie into being a wight so that she is very pent up when she wights

>> No.27347062

>>27346848
What about Grimgor ironhide?

>> No.27347066
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27347066

>>27347051
Pent up for more affection.

>> No.27347078

>>27347066
That's when you step up to kisses on the cheek

>> No.27347080

>>27347062
Iron....booty?

>> No.27347100

>>27347051
>zombie gets so horny that she starts having flickers of ghost claws the phase in and out while she rapes you and immediately wights

>> No.27347111
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>>27347078
Teach her how to do that, and she'll start sneak attacking you.

>> No.27347145

>>27347062
>>27347080
She would be the biggest and baddest hellblack high orc spawned from the chaos dwarf girls war pits. The ironbooty they call her and she wont stop until her entire waaagh has a pelvis to crush and baby piggies to feed.

>> No.27347158

>>27346450
I want my waifu to accidentally or purposefully slip me some enhancers, only for them to be way stronger than she expected. Then she gently milks me for hours on end while I'm in a daze.

>> No.27347183

>>27347158
good end

>> No.27347221

>>27347145
Surely she wouldn't take a weak man like me for a husband?

>> No.27347226
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>>27346637
Actually someone has with two other recolors too

>> No.27347314

>>27347221
She cares not for the strength of men. Only for the strength of his spirit and dedication. Prove that and you may impress her.

>> No.27347356
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>> No.27347360

>>27347243
that shade of green is not great but a better green and the red one i would take

>> No.27347404

>>27347314
Would sneaking up behind her and smacking her iron booty win her favor?

>> No.27347427

>>27347404
It would help. Although slapping, grabbing, and groping would be even better.

>> No.27347492
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Horses make naturally good mothers, you should marry them.

Except Bi-Corn.

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>>27347492
*Especially Bi-corn

>> No.27347563

>>27347543
I want a bicorn satyr she would be a nice childhood friend

>> No.27347589

>>27347404
>>27347427
>Brave farmboy Anon manages to sneak into an orc camp and smack the Warboss' mighty ass.
>She lets out a squeal in the middle of a speech she was giving.
>Instead of punishing you she grabs you and pushes your face right into that huge ass of hers.
>She declares to her tribe she has found a mate worthy of her.
>The sounds of mating that night can be heard even in the deepest dwarven holds

>> No.27347642

>>27347492
i'd only a deer

>> No.27347657

>>27347589
A Great success for that farmboy and a moment of celebration for the waagh. However the hips of many men will be crushed and many a human women turned into orcs.

>> No.27347790
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27347790

Floof

>> No.27347867

>>27347657
>Proper high class paladin decides to go into the camp and rescue the farm boy
>She rides out fully clad in her pristine armor
>She demands that the orcs release the farm boy, her accent very high class
>They let her in to "negotiate"
>She can't stand the musk that emanates from the camp but keeps going
>By the time she reaches the Warbosses encampment most of her armor has gone, her breasts and ass have tripled in size and she's starting to speak cockney

>> No.27347915

>>27347867
>Fucks the farmboy

>> No.27347925
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27347925

>>27347642
Basically a horse so also acceptable.

>> No.27347935

>>27347915
He's the Warbosses mate.

Her squire waiting outside however...

>> No.27347979
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27347979

>>27347790
Fluff

>> No.27347991

>>27347867
The true power of the Waagh's musk. No one can resist's its power.

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27348049

>>27347051
I prefer zombies over Wights though

>> No.27348055

>>27299191
Oh fuck. It's her.

LEG IT BOYS!

>> No.27348061

>>27347991
Half of the towns the horde goes too end up converted before they even get there.

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>>27347979

>> No.27348097

>>27347935
>squire get bum rushed
>gets his pelvis destroy
>Squire and farmboy high five

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>>27348069

>> No.27348421
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>> No.27348475

One of my biggest concerns is a girl having a big, fluffy tail...but basically no ass.

>> No.27348660
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27348660

Would you help an apophis break a pharaoh or would you save a pharaoh from utter corruption? Or do you ignore them and choose the khepri king end?

>> No.27348668

>Anon goes Pharaoh hunting
>Finally finds a pyramid
>Open the sarcophagus
>She wakes up and surplexs Anon
>Shes a warrior princess
>Proclaims Anon as her concubine but not in that body
>Chases you around her pyramid in her chariot
>Don't know what happens when she catches you but don't want to know

>> No.27348715 [DELETED] 
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>> No.27348732

>>27348061
Pretty much. They haven't had much resistance as the newly monsterized wives of all fighting men keep them locked in their room.

>> No.27348762

>>27348660
I'd save the Pharaoh.

>> No.27349042

>>27348660
Push them into the Khepri Pit and see what happens

>> No.27349173
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>>27348715
I laughed at this harder than I should have.

>> No.27349203
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27349203

DRINK

>> No.27349210

>>27348715
>>27349173
Drink bleach and then inform everyone you have come into contact with to drink bleach as well, as a precaution.

>> No.27349278
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>>27348715
what a waste of a post

>> No.27349320
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27349320

>>27349203
Always stay hydrated, drink waifu goo and stay healthy!
(this message brought to you by S.L.I.M.E.)

>> No.27349513

>>27348715
oh god

>> No.27349549

>>27348137
if a gazer posed like this for me to get me to sex her, do I have to sex her? it feels like a duty and not on my will for leisure fun

>> No.27349566
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Silk maid outfits are an intresting thought

>> No.27349718
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Remember that h’orcs just tan really easily but they’ll still go pale if they stay inside all day, so make sure to go for a walk with her on a nice private trail

>> No.27349722
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Canadian Monster Girls!

>> No.27349793
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>>27349549
You're thinking too much. No one is forcing you to do anything. Just look into her many eyes and relax.

>> No.27349797

>>27348715
lame

>> No.27349962
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>>27349722
Going for a Timmies run with your Canadian Yeti GF! Cuddling on the couch after enjoying some donuts!

>> No.27349991

>>27349962
Laughing at her when the >leafs lose again!

>> No.27350110
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>>27349210
Relax anon. Hellhound can handle a little bullying.

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>> No.27350227
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27350227

The water is getting extremely cold how will I ever get to pet mersharks at the beach once the water is too cold for the both of us?

>> No.27350258

>>27350110
>using ketchup on a hotdog like some pleb

>> No.27350274

>>27350258
real men use chilli sause

>> No.27350289

>>27350227
There are always sharks around, they just might be lazier

>> No.27350300

>>27349991
Lots of Canadians don't give a shit about the leafs though.

>> No.27350322

>>27350300
Those aren’t real Canadians

>> No.27350323

>>27350289
>sharks get chubby during winter

>> No.27350324

>>27350227
Put on diving gear and pet the mersharks in deeper waters.

>> No.27350326

>>27349991
That's what she gets for cheering for the worst Canadian team.

>> No.27350360
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>>27350258
I prefer horseradish.

>> No.27350380

>>27350324
getting a boat, diving gear and license for both of those is a lot of effort.

>> No.27350389

>>27350360
Is that what Bicorns call it?

>> No.27350406

>>27350380
You can just jump in the water

>> No.27350423

>>27348715
Absolute quality

>> No.27350433

>>27350380
Just buy a cheap Walmart kayak

>> No.27350480

>>27350433
A gang of mersharks will just knock it over

>> No.27350582
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27350582

This is my wife, say something nice about her!

>> No.27350615

>>27350582
I want to lick her abs.

>> No.27350659

>>27350582
She has nice abs and firefighting is a very respectable job.

>> No.27350688

>>27350406
but it's cold...

>> No.27350930

>>27350480
That just means you reached your destination.

>> No.27351127

Helping the Dark Mage neighbour's loli daughter pick potion ingredients
Helping her practice her magic and playing with her
Accepting her invitation when she makes it clear she's in love with you and wants to fuck
Helping a young Dark Mage satisfy her curiosity over many further times together, by doing her in many different positions and on many different pieces of furniture
Helping her magic training by pouring your mana-rich adult seed into her
Marrying the grown up Dark Mage after you've throughly explored her body in all of it's stages together from before to then

>> No.27351268

>>27350480
Isn’t that the point?

>> No.27351303

I like sewing so I feel like patchwork zombies and spiders would be great monsters to befriend

>> No.27351357

>>27351303
>befriend
being just friends with a single monster is a funny joke

>> No.27351456

>>27351357
Plus, the factor that you made her is already grounds for marriage.

>> No.27351473

>>27351127
What the heck do I know about picking potion ingredients?

>> No.27351516

>>27351357
Being just friends with married monsters should be doable, but awkward if you're single yourself.

>> No.27351521

>>27351456
But I couldn't make a patchwork zombie I don't know necromancy it would just be simple repair jobs on her

>> No.27351559

>>27351473
Just pick the smelliest and most colorful plants you see in a demon realm and mash 'em together, I'm sure you'll get a cool potion effect, or maybe it'll just be another lust poison potion

>> No.27351607

>>27351559
That sounds dangerous anon.

>> No.27351621

>>27351516
nothing awkward about her forcing you to meet her shut in single sister

>> No.27351710
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>>27351607
It is, that's why you should make a dumb p'orc drink it instead

>> No.27351771

>>27350389
Horseradish is a centaur's slang that refers to horse-pussy cum.
For example:
"Damn, I'd like to spread some of my rancid smelly horseradish all over his stallion hanging down between his cute human legs in the bath house while all his fellow party members watch me rape him and give him a taste of some of my really strong womanly horseradish!"
You get the picture?

>> No.27351802

>>27351303
It would be immensely high praise for an arachne to call your threadwork good

>> No.27351809
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>> No.27351943

>>27351809
Women deserve Monsterization.

>> No.27351966
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27351966

I'm looking for muscular snake-girls. Any monster race is fine.

>> No.27351968
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27351968

Smoking girls.

>> No.27352013

>>27351943
Consensual monsterization.
>>27351968
Who call you "boya"

>> No.27352138

>>27352013
both consensual and non-consensual

>> No.27352140

>>27351968
Mia is not degenerate enough for it.

>> No.27352158

>>27351809
Imagine if she can't help but masturbate all the time

>> No.27352176

>>27352013
Consent is secondary.

>> No.27352184
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>>27352140
She's not used to it

>> No.27352311

>>27351966
I can't help you, but I'd love to see a Shirohebi like that.

>> No.27352348

>>27352158
Probably. New monsters are infamously horny.

>> No.27352401
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27352401

>PSA:
>If you are feeling depressed or lonely remember that any unmarried man is legally entitled to receiving headpats and cuddles from any unmarried State Security officer
>Every State Security officer is also a trained therapist, you can at any time visit your local station to relax, you can even do it during your job or school hours without any penalty or repercussions
>married men may also come but you must notify your wife in that case

>> No.27352447

>>27352401
Can i request a Demon wife please?

>> No.27352457

>>27352401
Hey, thanks. No strings attached if I bring my officer home to continue treatment, right?

>> No.27352478

>>27352401
I don't want to be touched by some bureaucrat that barely tolerates my presence and would never love me.

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>>27352478
>Humans say such silly things

>> No.27352722

>>27352401
You think they get Pharaohs to narrate these PSAs? Or what other race would have a compelling enough voice for these things.

>> No.27352849

>>27352697
Succs are good girls. Our salvation

>> No.27352878

>>27352722
Probably Lilims can do it as well

>> No.27353027

>>27351473
She will tell you which ones of course. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two about magic yourself during all the time you would spend together.

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>>27352878>>27352401

I want my therapeutic headpat/cuddle session to be with a lilim

>> No.27353049

>>27318035
Lich. Their whole aesthetic is naked x. Naked cloak, naked hoodie, naked apron, naked sundress, etc

>> No.27353086

>>27353041
do lilims like being harem masters?

>> No.27353184

>>27352401
I just wanna grill for god's sake.

>> No.27353210

>>27353041
Druella only conquers nations to compensate for being single.

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>>27353086

>> No.27353366

>>27352401
Are they allowed to take me home or something?
I just want to put my head in a succubus lap while she pats my head.

>> No.27353401
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>>27349991
And Canada loses again

>> No.27353416

>>27352401
I will vandalize every piece of lim propaganda I can get ahold of. Just try and stop me.

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>> No.27353463

>>27352401
>>married men may also come but you must notify your wife in that case
Sounds like grounds for therapy if the wife doesn't satisfy the husband enough that he goes for headpats and cuddles elsewhere.

>> No.27353513

>>27353049
>naked sundress
how the hell can a sundress be naked if its the whole outfit to begin with?

>> No.27353550

>>27353513
No panties

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>> No.27353563
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>> No.27353574

>>27353513
If it's really thin white fabric that shows outlines and hints of skin color through it in the right conditions.

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>>27345942
>>27346257
Everyone forgets Trolls. Makes me sad.

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>>27349203
I only drink Undine Gamer Girl bath water. Accept no substitutes.

>> No.27353624
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27353624

>>27353513

>> No.27353649

what if rape was legal. that would be pretty crazy right? hahaha

>> No.27353666

>>27318035
>>27318035
anyone else notice how her hair makes her look kind of like mindflayer?

>> No.27353708
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>>27353649
According to Demon Realm law, it is.
Now take your clothes off, Slut.

>> No.27353748
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27353748

>>27353708

>> No.27353771

Give me a name and idea for a monster-owned restaurant in the royal demon realm.

>> No.27353927

>>27345696
Imagine the smell.

>> No.27354111

>>27345864
he did alps

>> No.27354151

>>27353748
Very cute goblins. I want to give them kisses and be their househusbands and take care of them after work!

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>>27353927

>> No.27354185

>>27345696
>Pepe le pew monster girl that gets a little too up close and personal for your liking

>> No.27354246
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>>27354170

>> No.27354270

>>27353771
Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

>> No.27354308

>>27348049
>Zombie waifu practiced all year to tell you “Merry Christmas” when she gave you her gift

>> No.27354338

>>27353927
>>27354170
Imagine just not posting this disgusting shit here. That goes for all these autists in the postchain but I don't feel like making a quote wall.

>> No.27354419

>>27353624
>Gensokyo's

>> No.27354583
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>>27354338
Yeah, I'm gonna ignore you and keep doing what I want. Feel free to keep seething though, could use a laugh.

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>>27354246
Now I'm wondering what a mucus toad would smell like.

>> No.27354758

>>27353624
does this mean there's a gensoukyo where every 2hu is my wife?

>> No.27354962

>>27354583
Thanks for reminding me some faggot defended giantess spammer while posting that same image, or maybe that was you too. What is it about you trollfags that just makes you barely contained /trash/?

>> No.27355075

>>27354962
>everyone I dislike must be the same person
How dull must your life be that you even remember that?

>> No.27355108

>>27355075
you have to put yourself in their shoes, people disagreeing with them is a big event

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>> No.27355225

>>27355108
>>27355075
>getting blown the fuck out so hard your mental faculties and arguments devolve to the level of a 3dpd woman

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>>27297750
Do you think monsters that are trying to scare their lover by pretending to be malevolent creatures of the previous age have threatened to punish the man they are raping if he givers her a creampie. Of course, the punishment is that she'll milk the rest of his semen into her pussy.

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Do you think monsters that are trying to scare their lover by pretending to be malevolent creatures of the previous age have threatened to punish the man they are raping if he gives her a creampie? Of course, the punishment is that she'll milk the rest of his semen into her pussy.

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>>27355341
My wife doesn't pretend.

>> No.27355405

>>27355167
I don't think my wife would like me hugging another woman. Or maybe she would. I guess it all depends on how horny for a threesome she is at the moment.

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>>27355225

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>>27355365
>absolutely zero resemblance
Apply yourself

>> No.27355546

>>27355225
So we all know that Trolls and H'orcs are smelly girls, but what about Kitsune? It's a known fact that foxes have scent glands similar to skunks and are known to have an unpleasant smell, does that mean that kitsune are tied with the other two for smelliest monster girl? Of course, mamono mana so the smell would be pleasant or something.

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>>27355492
It's an autistically long backstory I fully expect to keep on my hard drive. Here's a crop of the halfway zombie point tho.

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>>27355492
Are you blind? How can you not see it anon? They're practically twins!

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