Hololive Global

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[Anonymous No.]

Before Gura it was Botan
Before Botan it was Watame
etc
etc
etc
Imagine thinking numberfagging started with Gura

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bros...

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[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Haachama is HoloEN!
https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmA

[Anonymous No.]

the tummy that kills schizos

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why are we still here?
just to suffer no streams?

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>>27866897
Why have they left us bros

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I love Ina!
All the other girls are great too!

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niggy niggy nigg niggy niggy niggy niggy niggy niggy nig. REDSTONE!

https://streamable.com/81lvia

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>>27866894
Yeah but Gura is an anomaly several times bigger than those were

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The power of the CCP

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>>27865161
https://files.catbox.moe/qgdjdh.mp3
I gave it a shot anon, tho I couldn't find the other material so you just get boy pussy. Perhaps some other anon can add the other bits on to this.
I sleep.

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Gura's 1mil sub celebration will be a sponsored stream.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE_slQKpGlQ

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I wish Gura had the same numbers as the other ENs so we could enjoy her in peace. I just like cuteposting with her in the thread, nothing more.

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>>27866907
Gura love!

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Gura being cute since love scenes in movies makes her blush!

[Anonymous No.]

What texture packs do you guys use?

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You guys need to take a break from these threads for awhile

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>>27866894
Before Gura it was Nobeta
Before Nobeta it was Illya
etc
etc
etc
Imagine thinking mating pressing cunny started with Gura

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>>27866863
Like 6 years now? Also she was replaced at one point but I think the original girl is back

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>>27866892
When she is gonna start to improve her rap? or she is going for the pop route?

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REMINDER: Chumbuds were actually the worst fanbase this whole time

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>>27866897
>>27866912
the power of china...

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MEDS, GET YOUR MEDS HERE

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>>27866909
I got a mori membership today so I have heard latest zatsudan to watch.

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Haato must die for the good of China.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Taiwan count as a country?

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Oh boy. I don't play videogames long time ago.

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>>27866897
i need someone to stream, i'd even take one of the homostars

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>>27866928
I love Gura and want her to be successful so of course I am excited about her numbers. Isn't this totally normal?

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>>27866941
REMINDER: No one falls for your false flagging, dogfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a fag for sometimes crying to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82T8yOG5MTk ?

It's just too sweet. Her voice is so pure and touches me so deep within I can't stop a few tears for making their way out.
I'm serious.

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>>27866922
chinese in suicide watch

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>>27866936
I really wish I could...

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>>27866928
さめ！

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>>27866904
good christ thats sexy

[Anonymous No.]

:3 remember to hydrate like mori! we can't be deadbeats if you're a shriveled skelly! :3 :3

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>>27866923

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>>27866928
yeah but she has those numbers because she's the most watchable/likeable. it's self-fulfilling and your only hope is to pay her real money to pay more attention to you

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>>27866922
powerful enough to make he kneel on twitter again before coming back out. Even though her name itself is a no-no word to them now.

[Anonymous No.]

You fuckers wanna numberfag so badly? Here's some real fucking numbers
https://ogeyrr.at/
rrat's almost at 3million

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>>27866968
The only ones mad at her numbers are the seething dogfuckers.

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>>27866907

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Korone and Gura are both racing to see who can beat Fubuki first
Fubuki doesn't stand a chance does she...

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>>27866945
thanks doc

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>>27866928
you should be more like her and just stop making a big deal out of it

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>>27866950
Haato is already dead

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>>27866980
Have sex chumbuddy.

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>>27866968
Yes, it's normal. Barracudas are just seething impotently.

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>>27866980
This is a natural response.

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>>27866957
according to relevant countries, it's recognized as one

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck do we do now bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867007
As it should be, fuck ogey posters

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>>27866974
I'm a chumbud actually but you fags are insufferable elitist pricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866918
She's saying 'diggy' you twat.

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>>27866937
beyound based

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>>27866974
Reminder to report instead of responding retard they get 3 day vacations if you bother to report them

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https://twitter.com/yato_wz/status/1317948524814761984

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Did anyone make a compilation of /hlgg/'s art reps for Ina's gesture drawing stream?

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>>27866907
i want to fuck this fish!

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>>27866927
Girls are the cutest when they're a little retarded

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>>27866980
I cried during the live stream, there was just this energy and magic with everyone posting and Yagoo kneeling in the chat.

I don't get quite the same level of emotion out of the recording but it's still incredible.

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>>27866997
How come mori is able to openly say she's drinking but gura has to hide it?

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>>27866980
That song is a magical song.

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>>27867046
>report for stating an opinion
Go back

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>>27866904
Among the EN, who is Haachama gonna collab with first? I’m thinking either Amelia or Ina.

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>>27866928
i want to watch a movie with gura again...

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>>27866980
>Am I a fag

Yes. Has nothing to do with the video, though.

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>>27867030
Be thankful that the chink spamming has calmed down.

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>>27867035
>falling for falseflags
Have you tried not being an idiot.

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>>27867038
Cope my niggy niggy nig

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>>27866980
>Am I a fag for sometimes crying
yeah you are, these women don't care about you, stop getting emotional about it

[Anonymous No.]

kiaras schedule is looking pretty based

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>>27866923
>forgot to add the outlines when i initially posted that coupon
Use this one instead

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>>27866980
no, i still cry pretty often when i hear it. at first it was every time.

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>>27866892
>giant scythe
>tattered cape
>field of flowers
Reminds me a lot of Gehrman's boss fight.

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>>27867098
post it

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>>27867068
>has to
she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that your oshi is good friends with my oshi and I think we should all ignore and report schizos falseflaggers

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>>27867068
Maybe because she isn’t drinking anon she talked about haveing to remove kambucha from her mouse pad she doesn’t drink on stream face it SHE is dead and is never gonna come back stop trying to make gura a drunk meme

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Post Moris

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>>27866980
Reminder that she never had any training. Imagine what kind of beast she could be.

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>>27867117
Based post.

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>>27867090
No one who ever wrote any book or sang any song cares about you. What does have to do with you getting emotional over art, be it literature, music, a painting or whatever?

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>>27866980
being in the presence of the divine can provoke that kind of reaction in mortals

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>>27867083
They aren't falseflags, but keep coping. You're just proving my point.

[Anonymous No.]

Unity
Duty
Destiny

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>>27867098
>art stream at 11 pm and another one 7 hours later
Help me...

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>>27867071
It’s called trolling and low quality posts anon it’s easy to spot them

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoying your dead hours, anons?

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>>27867027
>>27866980
>>27867058
>>27867103
acquire more testosterone

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>>27867129
This guy is autistic, and doesn't understand emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys like it if they all hid their subscriber numbers?

I would like everything to be hidden, even views and superchat.

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>>27866927
>Gets scared when the kazoo makes a noise
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

What're you doing to pass the time /hlgg/?

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>>27867117
don't care, if you fags schizo at my oshi I will schizo back

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>>27867117

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>>27867030
play minecraft

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Just went on a drive and was thinking, ina didnt end the stream for coco. She literally ended the stream to go watch coco kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867117
But anon where else will I get my dopamine hits from if I don't get into pointless internet fights

[Anonymous No.]

So no more streams today?

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>>27866980
>>27867027
>>27866980
jesus, chumbuds are you guys okay?

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>>27867113
it was members only and i don't have members since im poor as fuck

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>>27867155
ogey

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>>27867142
You're way too obvious.

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>>27867071
wrongthink anon, chumbuds are the apex predators and numbers are always correct take meds immediately naked dogeza before out might or else sharkmeido will range ban your entire dynasty yadayada

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>>27866980
Well, if you belong to those who have still not given up on finding true love somedy then I can totally understand you. Me on the other hand give no fucks anymore. Its still amazing tho don't get me wrong.

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>>27867126
>channel with 900k+ subs based around singing songs as a meme
>hasnt trained herself to sing once apparently

Cmon man i like gura too but its clear she practices buddy

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>>27867072
Everyone will collab first with Gura if they can.
And Chaama can. Hell, Marine did video with SHARK.

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oh shit she's live

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>>27867142
Yes they are you tard

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>>27867099
Thanks senpai
Need more Mori Shota stuff. I ain't even in to it, it's just fucking hilarious and I know just how much it annoys her based on the way she was denying it during the member stream, and being a teacher.

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New Narrative: If Gura hits the 1M mark first she'll find an excuse to delay and delay the celebration stream until my friend and the dog also cross it.

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>sharkposters only post numbers or physical appearance
>nothing about her personality
anons... i

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>>27867090
I sometimes wonder if any of the people they interact with in chat stick in their mind, such as that one who made kiara cry.

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>>27867072
Haato isn't even ESL lol, her English is awful.

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>>27867155
Acquire my dick in your mouth faggot

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>>27867155

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So is this Monday going to be a dead day? Unless Wamechan blesses us with a guerilla.

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>>27867155
I guarantee I could snap your arm like a twig in an arm wrestle. Also I fuck on the regular until my girlfriends legs go numb.

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>>27867162
Gonna play some Etrian Odyssey and watch Zendikar Rising drafts until I pass out at 5 AM again.

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>>27867087
actual autism

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>>27867145
Mori should be the teacher

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>>27867153
It's just my observation from people like you. If you can't handle it fuck off back to your reddit hugbox, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura
I also love Coco
Why the fuck should I take sides?

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>>27867058
For me, what made it special was knowing it was unarchived, watching how Gura interacted with chat, and how she shook off the nerves throughout the duration of the stream.
Gura saying she cried after the stream nailed all that in for me.

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>>27867113
>leaking the member's only schedule
REAL KFP jannies are loyal

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>>27867129
karaoke isn't art, it's just some woman on a mic having fun, you only cried because you're desperate for human companionship and need to get laid

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>>27867145
Extremely cute

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>>27867162
Seething at the Packer game and planning to buy Hades later

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>>27867196
try harder

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>>27866927
cringe 10/10
kino 0/10

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>>27867184
I mean professional singing lessons of course
the training she does is amateur-level at best

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>>27867142
You must be new if you believe that. or stupid I guess

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>>27867214
Deal with it my niggy niggy niggy niggy nig!

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>>27867182
Anon this is bait but for example someone makes a mori anti post you should report it instead of responding to low quality bait because it’s better for the community

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>>27867072
Mori, since she's planning on doing an english teaching stream.

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>>27867184
He means that she has never had any vocal coach or professional training
Which would help her a lot with breath control so she can go longer. Her voice is heaven though for sure.

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>>27867230
It got leaked the instant it went up last night

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>>27867223
You shouldn't, they're on the same side, the schizo anti's were here using the Coco stream as an opportunity for falseflagging trying to turn people against Gura and her fans.

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>>27867098
cant believe she's collabing with her...

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>>27867123

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>>27867223
You don't have to, any and all posts starting shit are retarded, bugmen, schizos or a combination of the three.

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>>27867194
Narrative:
Streams starts:
>"HOOCHA"
>"Huh, oh, thank you! Yes I reached 1 million subs! Yay!"
>"Ok, shark fact now. Did you know that... Sharks... Love being hugged, kissed and mating pressed?"
>"Ok, now let's start this videogame chumbuddies! This is Cunny Slayer 3, let's go!"

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>>27867187
Suisei will probably reach to Mori/Kiara over Gura since she gives less fucks about youtube clout and more about idol shit

[Anonymous No.]

>be a big fan of Gura
>say her fanbase is a bunch of pricks
>they prove me right
sasuga

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>>27867254
>it’s better for the community
Jesus the state of these threads

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>>27867076
The Thing soon!

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>>27867072
Mori might actually be able to teach the girl some English.

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>>27866961
What video games is that?

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>>27867123

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>>27866980
>Her voice is so pure
she's probably taken many dicks with that mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867207
Yes. Honorary EN Haachama will be streaming her return at 7PM JST though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867212
Sure you do lmao have fun fucking your girlfriend(hand)

[Anonymous No.]

Practicing rigging with rigify for Ina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867276
Why should I prove you wrong?

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>>27867292
ogey but listen to it

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>>27867202
Kiara plz fuck my face

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>>27866927
This dumb dork is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867007
A good numberfaggy question is why does Ina make so low on superchats, despite having a relatively large audience. Her netherstream has the lowest superchat amount, while having one of the largest audiences.

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>>27867117
NOW THIS ROIGHT 'ERE IS A BLESSED POST LADS

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>>27867162
I'm probably just gonna go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867272
Possibly, yet Gura karaoke is fairly popular. But language is a barrier for them.

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>>27867276
>a bunch of anons calling you retarded for falling for obvious falseflags is "being pricks"
You're just a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867292
kill yourself nigger

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>>27867298
i must kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123
This smile makes me smile and I intend on rewatching this video for screenshots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123

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>>27867253
Meds, now.

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>>27867196
they post 'a' and 'shark' and 'cunny' quite often, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867162
anki

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna chum to the one million sub celebration bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867194
I wish they all would hit the 1 million at the same time and would make a collab celebration stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867162
Reading azumanga daioh.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hololive
>No holos are live

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>>27867217
Maybe I want to talk about my hobbies without you dogfucking retarded giganiggers shitting up the thread with the same 5 bait posts and tribal niggery but you don’t get that you fucking /b/v/pol/ tard

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>>27867315
The fact that the chum norf's hat is not hand drawn triggers my autism so fucking hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867276
Just ask why chumbuddies are like that. Guaranteed replies dude, rent free.

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>>27866897

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>>27867276
A civil war amongst chumbuddies?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867298
I can hear the tears.

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>>27867072
A cooking collab with Haachama and Wachama would be pretty amazing. They could also look up ecchi art of themselves and review it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
Based OP
>>27866927
God that was so adorable
>>27866980
Nah bro it's ok
>>27867123
Have the latest one from pixiv before I go to bed deadbeatbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867196
She doesn't have a personality, and I say this as a chumchad

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867362
I'm going to kill every single you and keep Gura all to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867328
No, stand up king you deserve it
It is I who should be kneeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867327
none of the chuubas are pure virginal maidens, get over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867353
>Holodead

[Anonymous No.]

>3 hours of Ina vods to catch up on
this will be a good day

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867332
You're just jealous over the fact my oshi isnt afraid to say the niggy word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867162
Playing Art of Rally. But seething because it really makes me want to play Dirt Rally, but my simrig is busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867315
CAM ON GURLS, POST SUM FUKKIN' TIMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867362
It's bound to happen with any group that gets as large as her fanbase. The schism is unstoppable, she's just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Coco is still Reddit shit and a Bug kneeler also should never collab with EN

[Anonymous No.]

Test

[Anonymous No.]

Ina Ina inaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867323
karaoke is just karaoke by the end of the day, someone who dropped 4 original pieces month 1 would be just more in similar mindset of a musician

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867356
I recommend pulling the stick out of your ass and stop being so autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

x doesn't have a personality, i say this as a fan of x

[Anonymous No.]

I appreciate Kiara blowing herself up since Calliope was being the dumb stupid fat bitch that she is and not just playing along with the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867353
>hololive is real
>the holocaust was fake
>but the HOLOcaust was real
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867372
Yes the ones streaming from your face must be quite loud I'd imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867292
She's never had any sex whatsoever
I baleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867276
Why does hololive attract so many tourists? How do they even get here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867414
Remember to neck yourself and take your meds, in this order

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867427
Bro we use digital now, I don't need your projection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867393
There's no reason for you to bring it up. Now die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867162
I draw lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you making for dinner kings? I'm making some sloppy joes and tater tots

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867397
>Hearing things that aren't there
Actual schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867194
If Gura is quiet in the EN collabs, imagine how quiet she would be in the JP collabs. She might as well be nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867391
Imagine the collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867341
been waiting for a week now myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867353
which is why we pay them to live in our hearts rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura membership karaoke isn't happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867361
>Nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867416
Thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867376
better than mori

[Anonymous No.]

I think the girls would hate every single one of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867420
I recommend you go back to b if you like low quality posts and trolling that or pol because they seem about your speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867196
shAaaAAaaArk

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867432
>She's never had any sex whatsoever
kek
ame is groundpounding her on discord as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the falseflagging "I'm totally a chumbuddy but..." and extra butthurt seething about Gura started right after she passed Pekora last week. It's all one or two nousagi schizo dogfuckers raiding us during dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867465
CRUCIFY HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867439
*CLAP CLAP*
Keep sucking chink penor

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867414
Factually accurate. She held all the cards and still let the bugman and over intimidate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867423
Only Ame and Kiara kept things going in some direction. Gura was on her own solo adventures which is also entertaining but pretty bad in a group collab. Ina is a doormat that can't lead and Mori should stop playing videogames and just focus on music instead of dragging everything down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867451
stop replying to me you seething retard, just cope with it

[Anonymous No.]

>sings herself straight into your heart

[Anonymous No.]

Your favorite EN.
What you're doing during dead hours.

>Amelia
>Playing MC with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867393
There is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867013
Fubuki even pretended to be a baby and it did nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867437
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HATE CHUMBUDDIES
>IT'S AN ATTACK ON GURA AND FALSEFLAG
It's hard to imagine I share an interest with someone like you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867456
>not hearing things that are there

anonchama... your hearing reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867465
She's taking care of shark mama, let her chill

[SHaaAaAark !SHaaAaAark No.]

>>27867481
>shAaaAAaaArk
SHaaAaAark

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867465
It is, just not today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867500
and my pp

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame might stream again around the same time as today
ETA on this please, teabros? I slept over her latest stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
WHAT
>WHAT
WHAT
>WHAT
WHAT
>WHAT
WHAT
>WHAT
I JACK OFF WITH AME
>WHAT
I JACK OFF WITH AME ON DISCORD
>WHAT
FUBUKI AND KORONE ARE STILL BEATING SHARK COLD
>WHAT
FUBUKI AND KORONE ARE STILL BEATING SHARK COLD
>WHAT
I SAID FUBUKI AND KORONE ARE STILL BEATING SHARK COLD
>WHAT
AND I SAT THERE LAST NIGHT CANCELLED MY STREAM
>WHAT
RUNNING
>WHAT
SCHLICKING
>WHAT
MOANING
>WHAT
SO I ASKED MYSELF AND I SAID SHARK COLD
>WHAT
DO YOU WANT KORONE OR FUBUKI
>WHAT
SO I WAS TRYING TO MAKE THAT DECISION I RAN OVER TO MY KITCHEN
>WHAT
GOT SOME CAFFEINE WATER
>WHAT
A BURRITO
>WHAT
SALMAN MILK
>WHAT
POCKY
>WHAT
HUMAN FLESH
>WHAT
WASH IT DOWN WITH ONE BEER
>WHAT
TWO BEERS
>WHAT
THREE BEERS
>WHAT
SALMAN MILK
>WHAT
SOME CAFFEINE WATER
>WHAT
AND I SAID WHY NOT HAVE BOTH
>WHAT
SO GET YOUR YAGOO
>WHAT
YOUR CHINA
>WHAT
YOUR JOPS
>WHAT
SO YOU CAN SIT UP ON YOUR THRONE AND WATCH ME KICK THE CRAP OUT OF KORONE IN A STEEL CAGE
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE SHARK COLD SAID SO
*glass shatters*

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867482
Lesbian sex doesn't count. If the hymen is intact then she is pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Kiara
>Catching up with missed streams and reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867495
Stop replying to me and end your life.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's cunny is literally the tightest orifice in the universe, and I say this as a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867465
the last i heard from her, she was going to do it but hadn't found a time for it yet, and was planning to practice more songs for it in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867419
Certainly, i am not really saying it's above her. It's just i wouldn't be surprised either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867479
>pol
Ah well, that explains it. Hello /reddit/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Cali.
Still just browsing this thread for some stupid reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867528
is it still lesbian sex if ame has a girthy 10 inch futa cock?

[Anonymous No.]

How much would cost buying all 4 Satanshaker albums

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>>27867361

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>>27867501
>Gura
>Playing Hades

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>>27867362
In the name of بوسيدون and his prophet Gura Gawr (PBUH) I will gladly cut the necks of you accursed barracuda schismatics

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>>27867528
strapons and dildos man. Ame is gonna steal everyone's moms and girlfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867538
Cant fool me, stop bragging Gura

[Anonymous No.]

/ss/ with Mori Onee-chan!

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>>27867501
>Mori
>Playing a bunch of random games including Hades

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867538
based

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>>27867553
Of course not. But you're gonna have to show the cock for me to baleeb it.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching Ame's autism made me want to play Minecraft myself
>I have no clue how to make it actually fun since I don't have anyone to play with
Are there any mods that put more emphasis on progression or shit like that?

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>>27867072
>>27867286
>>27867255
>Mori might actually go into teacher mode when dealing with Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Kiara
About to boot up Doom Eternal for the first time

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>>27867123

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Holy shit, someone actually made a Kiara video game. Her fanbase is incredible.

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>>27867501
>ame
>doing my drawing reps with ina

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>>27867191
>I ain't even in to it, it's just fucking hilarious
same here
>also made an Ame doujin scenario greentext pre L*s*rB**t, where she got raped by schizo goslings from /v/eddit
>wanted to add more to it, but nothing was funny enough and then THAT happened, and i don't do NTR shit even for jokes
i need more material for my shit, i haven't found anything funny enough to write about since the Mori /ss/ and i need more greentext reps

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>>27867501
Mori
Thinkin about picking up hades

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>>27867557

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>>27867501
Kiara
Should be going to bed, but the recent Ina stream got me watching Blender tutorials. Fuck Autodesk for having such insane prices.

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>>27867523
Fuckin Ame I wish she scheduled her streams better
STOP BEING SO WHIMSICAL

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>>27867538
desab

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>>27867501
Mori
Turning my PC off before I go to sleep
Night bros

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>>27867546
Anon I lurk pol you tard if you have ever been there you know it’s Mostly low quality threads and skitzo trolling don’t pretend it isn’t

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>>27866766
>Gura
wont stfu when watching a movie, will stfu when streaming

900k, can you believe this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867528
>the hymen is intact because is lesbian sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867378
>she doesn't have a personality
(You)

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>>27867538
Would be fitting if it was like the mariana trench.

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>>27867584
Just play it with ame and pretend you have friends. Like you pretended you had a gf that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/3c893x.mp4

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>>27867613
Her movie commentary was perfect though

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867523
4 AM Eastern

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>>27867260
I said REAL KFP jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123

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>>27867584
Just play on the /hlgg/ server

[Anonymous No.]

What really goes on the days doggo doesn't stream

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>>27867501
Gura
Trying to get gud at muse dash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867554
bandcamp has 5
about $60USD

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Gura
Anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
>Gura now struggling to maintain that same high rate of subscribers
Weakling.

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>>27867641
Hahahahahahhahaahhaha get fucked dogkeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
holy based

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>>27867607
sleep tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867591
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1317713490895724544?s=19

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>>27867523
it was like 4 am EST, I don't want to miss any stream but I also don't want to miss lectures so it sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
NOOOOO DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW
DOGGO WOULD NEVER DO THAT

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>>27867423
I was actually surprised at Mori taking this seriously and being defensive, instead of playing with the prank. I don't want to assume, but she might be new enough to game streaming to believe that people actually watch her to experience the game, rather than cute girls doing cute things.

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>>27867584
Tekkit or Blightfall have some nice progression. Also, you could always join the /hlgg/ server

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
>sample
At least do it right if you're gonna shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867653
>sunday
Are we in a timeloop?

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>>27867598
>Shark getting revenge for her senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
Take care of her mom

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>>27867613
>yeah I wanted to watch this watchalong without her talking
said no one ever

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>>27867653
Our duel ends tomorrow dog god.

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>>27867501
Kiara
Coming back from a day trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Calli
Cleaning my guns.

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>>27867598
Tokyo Ghoulchama...

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>>27867501
Mori
Gonna go make dinner then watch some VODs

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>>27867589
Tip on that if you played Doom 2016 before hand: Run-n-gun is definitely the name of the game, similar to Quake stuff. The faster you learn this, the easier the game will be. Also the hitboxes for mechanics, blowing up/sniffing of enemies' parts are also extremely large.

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>>27867607
Sleep tight, sleepy reapy

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Hey pussy boys, my name is Calliope Mori, and I like every single one of you. All of you are creative, sensitive supporters who spend every second of their day supporting us HoloENs. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fulfilling to take care of people because of your own wholesomeness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more precious than Canadians bombing me with akasupas. Don't sacrifice yourselves. Chase your dreams, like I did before. I was a dorky little autistic tomboy before I got my reaping job. What aspirations do you have next to "making the world a better place for everyone"? I'm also growing my rap career, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all fantastic people who deserve to take care of themselves. Catch you on the flip side. PEACE.
Pic Related: It's your boy and her horny gf

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>>27867681
Of course we are, look forward to "WHERES THE SCHEDULE GURA?!" in a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get an ame little sister

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>>27867501
Kiara
finishing some work

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>>27867465
Narrative: Cover pressured her into pushing it back until she hits 1 million and doing a celebration karaoke stream

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>>27867641
She really wants that EN audience huh?

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>>27867602
True GFE

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>>27867713
good post

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>>27867718
Convince your parents to adopt a gremlin

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>>27867653
I love Korone, but I'm not delusional. The end is near.

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>Mori already watched the Made in Abyss movie
Damn, I wish I could have seen her react to this scene, or see her gushing over Kevin Penkin's haunting OST. Or see her break down and cry during the stair scene or Prushka Sequence during the fight.

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>>27867647
yeah right i forgot about the last one. Thanks

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>>27867501
Mori
Watching members archives and might play RFA for my fit reps

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>>27867659
>huke played it
this fucking guy

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>>27867659
game is too hard...

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>>27866927
>kazoos
uhh bros? is this what mori is like?

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>>27867725
I doubt it, but it might not be as much of a narrative as some would like to believe.

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>>27867713
I'll just pretend this is really her.

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>>27867641
This is fake, r-right dogbros?

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>>27867501
Inagura
inktober

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>>27867716
>they will never talk about how chicken never has posted a schedule

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>>27867668
She should probably just do what the other guy said and never stream video games again.

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>>27867713
It's funny how Kiara is good in anything but her current outfit.

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>>27867501
>Ame
>about to continue my Muse Dash reps

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>>27867742
REG IS CUTE
CUUUUUTE

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>>27867501
kiara
collage shit
just kidding! rimworld

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>>27867760
They don't watch her.

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>>27867762
>EFG
huh

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>>27867659
It's annoying you can't just catch chicken without jumping but overall a fun little diversion.

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>>27867766
it's odd
everything on paper says Kiara's outfit is good. Warrior inspired, belly, miniskirt, thighs, bouncy etc, but it simply doesn't work

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>>27867501
>Gura
>Playing Portal Still Alive on my Xbox

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>>27867501
Ina
Trying to beat Hades with something other than a fucking shield.

I'm too garbage dude. Being able to block everything of Hades is just too strong.

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>>27866892

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan
>Not make them dance around and shill instant curry

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people
>Harass and stalk them
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>Make them dance around to shill instant curry

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>>27867641
Yab

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Takamori(Naturally being Takamori) >>> GurAme > TakaMori(Trying to be Takamori)
/hlgg/ knows it's true

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https://streamable.com/f7z05i

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>>27867703
Noted. Run-n-gun is how I played 2016 anyway.

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>>27867713
>What aspirations do you have next to "making the world a better place for everyone"?
Sorry, Mori, I'm a NEET.

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>>27867764
I really want to see her play bloodborne or any of the other fromsoft games.

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>>27867766
I don't know why I dislike her outfit on her. Like her character actually looks really good and her outfit looks good on other characters. Put them together and it underwhelms.

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>>27867713
>Not 'Shit was SO cash money'
So close, I almost beleebed.

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Based phoenix

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>>27866073
Shit. I just realised, where did you get the lyrics? I didn't get any with my bandcamp version, just a comic in en and jp.

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>>27867805
Amesame is always better than takamori

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>>27867760
She posted one last night but it's members only and subject to change

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Gura learning Japanese stream when?

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>>27867742
>moris watched it
>inas watched it
>ame watched the anime but said it's unlikely she'd stream it
Any chance on Gura or Kiara picking it up? Feel like Kiara in particular would give good reactions.

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>>27867803
>>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
yeah this would have been five minutes in google. Gura should have checked too but it's really on Cover for not being thorough about this shit

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>>27867805
i think you might need to up your dose a bit

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>>27867817
Too much orange.

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD SEX WITH GURA ALL SUNDAY AFTERNOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867809
Bottom fucking left...

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>>27867849
Orange woman bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
Yubi yubi

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>>27867501
Kiara
Playing MC in the /hlgg/ minecraft server

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123

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>>27867762

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>>27867830
never, the rest of hololive are learning english instead

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>>27867613
If I just wanted to watch a movie, I could always do it by myself.

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>>27867850

[Anonymous No.]

>live in 16 hours
>No archive
>780 waiting


glad to see I'm not alone (*´ω｀*)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867713

[Anonymous No.]

Stacy

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>>27867809

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>>27867815
I think she might be a tryhard powergamer, which is why she got as defensive about the prank. Works relatively well for solo and games like Bitchin' Kitchin', but totally ruins the flow of certain collabs.

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>>27867849
Her outfit is red though

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>>27867884
that better be mori's five foot scythe cropped out or you're going to delete that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867815
That would be so painful. I bet she likes the art of those games and never played them herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867766
>>27867796
>>27867817
Welcome to huke
His Altera design for Fate/extella/fgo is also a giant flop for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867878
This retard is actually amazing at lewd ASMR. Not sure how good it will be in English though.

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>>27867501
>Gura minus the fake giggles
>Being productive

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>>27867830
After Cover gets permissions from the prime minister for her to learn on stream.

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>Not a single planned stream unless you count Kiara's tentative schedule
These are the REAL dead hours.

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>>27867803
If it gets me this they can make them shill anything

[Anonymous No.]

miko's comeback post is now #2 on the front page of reddit. We finally did it guys. Hololive is now a global phenomenon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867893
it fits with her turboautism so i could see that. it might be fun to see her really tryhard at something

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867903
>Not sure how good it will be in English though.
It will be degenelate

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867350
Close, but the stars just didn't align this time,

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867914
Sunday is always the worst day for this thread

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>DEAD BEATS JERK IT NOW
>DEAD BEATS JERK IT NOW
This is not something Mori would actually say. She's meant to be an awkward nerd, so for the Hololive producers to put this in her script is just so goddamn forced. They should stay consistent with their established personalities.

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>>27867896
iirc, Mori is cropped out, but it's not her scythe

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>>27867815
>>27867900
Mori said in her debut stream that she likes Fromsoft games but admitted that she's garbage at them. I thought she was being humble but, after seeing her play during her Doom streams, I'm inclined to believe that she's shit at Soulsborne too.

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>>27867919
Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Ina
Still sorting these 4k images

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866980
>>27867126
She just needs to get more lung capacity and she won't dip in volume during songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
Why do chumbuds post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867878
If no one records this for posterity I will freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867941
That is acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867917
wanna fuck this duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867830
Gura is like the last EN member who'd learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867641
I'm not gonna tell how i spend my free time with my wife pedro!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the next scheduled stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866894
If you look here, you'll see a guy counting POSTS related to Hololive and Nijisanji. Be glad you're not that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867903
Does she have an actual ASMR mic or is she just going to be making cute noises on a regular stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867939
Bro I'm just doing a jerky dance. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867919
RIP Hololive. The golden days are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>it was so fun I forgot I was streaming
Ame... why are you like this...? If you're gonna act the same you can just stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867954

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>>27867123

[Anonymous No.]

the ENs need to get studio covers or songs if kiaras roommate is anything to go off of, then they would sound amazing with proper recording.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867917
I really hope they force some of the EN girls to do this eventually, just so I can imagine Mori wanting to die the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867966
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I don't think I could survive a day without hearing ame's voice. Is this love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867971
>>27867903
will she manage to beat noels asmr? I don't know if it's possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867830
she's a native Japanese speaker, but doesn't tell anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867830
Its called HoloEN for a reason, if every other collab is JP then what was the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867939
"Fucking now" is the true lyrics though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867957
She's probably already learning it off stream. She loves language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Gura
Topcoating/panel lining a kit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Amelia
Without Vtubers to watch, I've relapsed into one of my previous addictions. Let's Players

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867919
It's almost like the Hololive subreddit is managed by Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867950
Someone must be.
I mean holy fuck please.

[Anonymous No.]

Nips already knew about Baka Mitai deepfakes sometime ago but didn't get much traction, but Gura cover has kicked that meme into overdrive at NND.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123

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>>27867971
She does. Personally I found her hotter than Noel and everyone always talks about how great she is. English is probably going to be silly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867984
Even Ame can be a star with 90 layers of pitch correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866945
how on earth do you have worse handwriting than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867984
Well first Cover needs to work out some issues with Youtube's content ID bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867991
>Its called HoloJP for a reason, if every other collab is EN then what was the point

You just don't want collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867988
Noel has the power of $8400 mic. No one can beat her.

[Anonymous No.]

What a great day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867668
She was totally on board to do it, until both Gura and the chat told her it was bad, if she knows what's going to happen then it's not funny. Also for your other statement, she did unironically say something like that while playing doom, and was thinking of lowering the difficulty to make it better to watch but didn't really want to, but chat told her to stay on normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>no EN streams today after Ina's 1 hour stream
Based EN girls kneel and respecting their actual daisenpai's return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867954
until exploded

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123

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>>27867809
ngl, I actually find translations of her german more interesting than those of her japanese.
https://youtu.be/AL2POfoxE-4?t=117

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867362
Like the womb of a mother shark, it's eat or be eaten! Who will come out on top!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866980
you are a disgrace. Kill yourself, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Gura
Playing Xcom and reading manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868000
Anon she barely knows English. Notice how she can hardly spell and four syllable words are a rarity in her vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Ina
Playing Hades and watching animo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867145
Based and B*******-pilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868024
she's got two of them. just in case of menhera attacks, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123
Our boy is cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Kiara drinking ayahuasca

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868031
They don't stream on Sunday. Surprised Ina did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867919
I welcome the return of our ELITE english overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867985
I honestly doubt they'll even get 3D models, the logistics for that is all kinds of fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868016
Fuck yes. Amelia's "eating snacks by the mic" stream didn't do anything for me, but the very little ASMR I've listened to seems to work on me. This is going to be kino.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna commission some obese mori art

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868042
I will come on top of Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867984
>the ENs need to get studio covers or songs
remember what happened to Suisei?

[Anonymous No.]

>login to /hlgg/
>nothing but high quality posts as far as the eye can see
>log out
s-sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868075
Not really. Once the coronoavirus shit goes away (haha) it's not that hard to fly them out to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868079
ooooh nooooo. don't do that. no. stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868042
feels good knowing gura has definitely chummed to the original of this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868023
What was the point of all those English streams if they wont even try also this is the only EN Gen so no shit I rather they attempt english instead of turning it into yet another regular JP stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867803
We'll probably see Holo's exodus off to their own company eventually. Cover will fuck up monumentally, it's just a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868075
Amelia and Gura already had 3d models

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867123

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>>27868052
Nonsense, she says vegetable all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Mori goes running every morning. Where are these fat jokes coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867942
Over three streams without playing off-stream she got magnitudes better at doom.
With experience in a game she's already played a lot like bloodborne, I expect her to be decent but not amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I play digimon cyber sleuth or monster hunter world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868100
any scenario suggestions? was thinking something simple like her eating from a mountain of mcnuggets

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868120
Thank you for this blog post, none of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868120
mhw

[Anonymous No.]

>G-GO AWAY TOURIST
make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867903
>check youtube to see if there are any reposts of her asmr videos
>"Haato Vomits on Stream While Eating Spicy Noodles"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867985
Everyone except Kiara would be starting from 0 I imagine and even she is probably rusty, could be years before you get them to where they could pull it off
Does Cover even pay for the dance/vocal lessons the HoloJPs take or is it out of their own pocket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Ame
Attempting to play Halo in peace. Might check out anime airing this season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868120
MHW

[Anonymous No.]

BLUSHING SHARK CUNNY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868095
>Once the coronoavirus shit goes away
Yeah, about that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868079
Anon, you already have Moona, don't take that away from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868115
It's literally one schizo tranny spamming it. She was already proven to be slim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868012
Just realized I can download it in the background while I have class and watch it later.. Phew

[Anonymous No.]

does Hololive EN provide appropriate role models for children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868075
>>27868095
What's so hard about 3D models? They don't need to fly to Japan to setup VR. You think they're that stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867939

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868120
cyber sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868029
>>27867668
>>27867423
>The girl who's already checked out dies instantly and everyone has to wait for her to walk back and sort out her items again
It was a pretty dumb joke to begin with. She probably would have just sighed.

[Anonymous No.]

ok, so apparently mori is going to move back into the states permanently? can anyone confirm this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868115
She’s definitely not fat

[Anonymous No.]

rrat shimureitaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868142
It's great, you should watch it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868079
I know a good artist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868054
Ina
Building gunpla and drawing

[Anonymous No.]

pov: gura has a sleepover

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868177
Yes
t.Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Ina
Eating and playing Hades

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867984
if they run gura through the idolshit machine and make her sound like a voice synthesizer, like they have done to so much of their talent, i will be furious.

[Anonymous No.]

>27868181
Meido... onegai?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868016
I don't really like lewd asmr. do any holos do things like hair cuts or other salon things?

[Anonymous No.]

Your mom's a hoe!
Your dog's a hoe!
AND
Your face isha hoe!
I said it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868177
Why would she? She's into Asian men

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181
bro stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868161
I won't have any access to any PC, unless yt-dll works on android.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867919
sorting by controversial and seeing the ultra normalfags sperg out about weebshit on their frontpage is literally the only good thing to come out of holos posting on reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867903
>"Haachama asks you to check the serial number and then tells you to cut the fourth wire english ASMR."

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868095
>Once the coronavirus shit goes away
Except it's going to be part of our lives forever now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/15/opinion/coronavirus-precautions.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868079

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
It's like watching toonami except English. Something like late night cartoon network.. sort of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868189
Cute, her and Ina should be friends

[Anonymous No.]

27868181
YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868214
Secrets out , bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Wow deadbeats are posting doxx pictures and information again? Is anyone actually surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868177
Visas are very specific in Japan. She's working several jobs to stay though. Seems like Kiara is under more threat to leave, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868095
>Once the coronoavirus shit goes away
This is the new way of life, lad. The only way to escape it is to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181
Fat in the right place

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868194
pov: gura waking up after a night of hot sweaty 6 hour sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868079

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867713
>and I like every single one of you.
It's her personality, but I want her character to step on me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
Mori is a good role model. She proves if you work hard enough you can live in misery in another country until you get super lucky and become a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868211
Thats it Ame, to pound town you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868234
>space between comma
ESL-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868211
What did she mean by this???

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868214
>implying that it is not mori herself posting the pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868247
How is it even possible for her to stay there as a professional cospalyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868211
Leave my mom alone, Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181
those things look heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Mori
reading eroge

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Amelia
finishing LB1 in FGONA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868153
Korone is the pre-teen daughter who is just starting to become more independent but every now and then wants to be coddled. Gura is the youngest daughter who is still a bit clingy and just wants headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867314
No one wants to give their money to a gacha whale

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867878
>>27867903
>>27868220
I want her to speak Aussie slang. Think you guys can help me request it out of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868222
>Jew York Times
I fucking hate everything right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
Reddit with superb parenting skills as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868239
It's the same shit (almost) every thread. Deadbeats are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868165
Good full body motion sensing requires a shitton of sensors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
>Pregnant Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867571
>Mori confirmed her scythe swinging lessons were teaching kids in the collab
AHHHH YOU WILL NEVER BE A 11 YEAR OLD JAPANESE KID WITH A WEIRD CUTE BIG TITTY ENGLISH TEACHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868254
She would do it for your sake anon. It's not her fetish but she would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868142
>>27867903
Check some of the Bilibili archives for her, just serach Haato Channel

There is def one on there where she speaks some english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868247
yeah, but people were talking about her leaving her job at the of the school year and moving back

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
honestly i'd rather have kids watching hololive than anything on CN or Nick nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara don't look...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868039
>Fick...würschtl
I want to hear her go full Austrian some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868279
Wasn't ASMR but people made her say some during one of her latest streams, during SC reading. I think it was after one of her English Fall Guys streams? She said things like "G'day mate"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868177
Unlikely based on what she said in her members stream, where she's hoping in a year that she'll be able to move into a nicer apartment since JP landlords don't want to rent to gaijin who are just JETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867764
Maybe Ina should stop playing video games too because she sucked at Hades.
Maybe every holo besides Botan should stop playing games because they're not the best at it.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think Gawr Gura is doing right now?

[Anonymous No.]

all five holoEN girls are built for sex in their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
No, definitely not. The kids parent should be raped and pillaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868181
https://streamable.com/5a81sb

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868249
>>27868222
I went to an amusement park last month with some family that came into state. It was pretty crowded too. Shit was fun, while you retards are too afraid to step outside. Thank baby Jesus for Florida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868217
It happens every time one of them posts

[Anonymous No.]

Is the /hlgg/ server down i cant connect to it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868317
Yeah, but I want her to say friend/hello in Aussie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868211
Does this count as doxposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Discord sex with Ame....

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868291
do realize that there are a ton of mocap studios in north america with those very sensors, right? surely you know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
>Kiara with those GIANT hips.

[Anonymous No.]

Confession time:
As a deadbeat, I actually like the term 'deadbrap' since that situation is still makes me laugh and it is decent wordplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
>Those Kiara child bearing hips

Chicken pls have my babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Going to church again

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Eating dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
>>27868310
The only EN that's remotely family friendly is Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Eating salman

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
i want to believe that gura pissed herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Shitposting with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Amelia
>playing some games before i go to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867988
Noel and Marine's heartbeat ASMR made me hard as fuck, gonna be difficult to top that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868265
There's a big difference between something being illegal and being impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868351
see >>27867803

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868322
Can't she just tell them she's a world famous idol now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
>Those hips on Kiara
That child is going to grow up with a good head on their shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Amelia
>Umineko Answers Arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868194

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
Knowing plebbit, the poster probably doesn't have a daughter and just decided to draw a sketch for karma

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
Agreed. I chuckle when I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868327
Ina is probably the best at video games in general out of the ENs. Besides, Mori shouldn't quit because she's dogshit at games. She should quit because she doesn't know how to entertain with a video game. It's not like she has time to play them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868211
Yeah well your mom is in heaven and proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868365
Ina is pretty family friendly

[Anonymous No.]

wtf there are people saying shit to miko on the subreddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Making popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868385
No paycheck from Cover to prove it, which is why she's hoping that she'll be able to do it next lease cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868381
there's no reason to think cover would fly them to japan any more readily than renting time at a business in NA. there's a weird, persistent myth in these threads that there is something special or unusual about cover's 3D facilities in japan, and no basis for it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else gonna watch kakage's gesture drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868408
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868392
I'm fucking cracking up imagining this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
I love how Mori is about to say "nobody cares"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
>m-my daughter
99% chance he drew it himself, do your reddit reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868365
Admit it, You've watched fucked up things when you're a child and HoloEN as a whole is pretty wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868408
You should stay there

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868406
>please step on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868385
Can't unround her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Amelia
>Just got back from bbqing some burgers. Now I'm probably gonna play some APEX and draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868345
>friend/hello in Aussie.
Ey cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868299
>debut: scythe swinging lessons
>remix stream: oh I can't play instruments besides the cursed ones
>2nd 5-man MC collab: oh, hey there little one. sharp golden sword ya got.
Mori's been leaving a trail of breadcrumbs the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867939
>She's meant to be a
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868341
Sadly here in New Jersey our slugman governor is a huge retard. People are getting fed up with him playing tyrant and he'll probably get voted out next year if he keeps this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>kiara stopped shoving takamori down our throats after meeting mori irl
Is there a narrative here or did I forget to take my meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868177
Unless if she changed her mind, she said she's never coming back to the US in one of her old songs. Was a really old song, but things are looking up for her now, so she would have to lose her visa for that to happen.
>ghostling's only chance with Mori is a long distant club penguin relationship unless they go through the JET hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868308
She definitely implied she'd leave her teaching at the end of the school year but it definitely didn't seem like she'd be going home any time soon. she specifically mentioned planning to move to an even better place (than the one's she's not even moved to yet) down the line, but apparently renting as a gaijin is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868365
yeah, and? dan schneider was sneaking his fetishes and subconsciously brainwashing kids for years. i'd rather my kids be horny for 2D chuubas than getting second-hand groomed by hollywood

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868406
Yeah, even her mild M moments aren't something a child would understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868430
That's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868011
No, he means it's literally on top of the front page for all users, registered or unregistered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867820
she gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867762
Are we reviving ancient memes now? I'm on board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866907
>>27866928
>>27866980
>>27868391
Gura is alright, but even she bends the knee to the best Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

Which HoloEN has seen footage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868397
>Ina is probably the best at video games in general out of the ENs
>Saying this after her Hades gameplay
Is this insanity? I guess it fits with her mythos.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine taking Amane without coupons or consent...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868428
are you the anon that made that nice ame john wick drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868423
H-ha no little timmy "please step on me" is just a funny figure of speech us adults use i'll tell you what mean when you're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867766
slutty Kiara kogal outfit when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868385
Apparently that doesn't let you get around the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868365
>Gura
>Her first non-intro stream was playing a very violent and bloody game where you're a shark terrorizing the beach
>Family friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868471
Almost certainly Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868465
She bends both knees to lick that psycho pussy

[Anonymous No.]

a

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868472
she grasped minecraft a lot faster than everyone else outside of Gura who obviously played it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868464
Whats old really is new, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867878
>full thumbnail
erotic and chubby belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868473
Holohouse is two block down, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868447
If only the girls worked for an agency that could assist them with things such as this. Alas, they are completely on their own and don't have the backing of a company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868465
Imagine holding this menhera down and breeding her on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868465
Cucked by FBK

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868442
She pump and dumped her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868417
>>27868422
It's no different if a holo tweeted something on twitter. Should I go back to twitter too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868351
Americans are loudmouths that will immediately dox the girls when they visit their studio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868478
Yes.
It came out okay, I should really get back into doing art reps rather than small drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868406
Yeah the only reason I don't list Ina is because I figure low attention span kids would be bored watching her. She's definitely the best role model of EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868495
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868442
she started it as a joke but now shes actually horny for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868494
About time to have 2000's nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868458
Yeah, my bad, I realised that after I replied. Jesus Christ why does reddit even work like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868465
BANZAI
WASSHOI
SUMMERCOLOR FESTIVAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868502
if you have an account and use it regularly then yeah you should, what's your next goalpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868505
Meant to reply to that post saying it looked great but I passed out. Glad to see you're still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868442
doesn't need to push it anymore now she's got what she craved

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868471
>>27868489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHgorKEM5cQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868485
Kids love decapitation and gore. At least Gura doesn't curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868442
She's read the feedback that she needed to not make it her only personality trait, especially in bigger group collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zfr1sF5C7k
Takodachis, your reps aren't over yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868397
>she doesn't know how to entertain with a video game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqLzguryUos

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868495
UUUOOOHHH BOGAN CHEST AND BELLY EROTIC!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868482
>Society

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see concepts like this for all of EN. Specifically the underwear part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868541
not very often, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868522
its so all those astroturfed political posts and advertisements reach the maximum possible audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868518
normally ur only supposed to use uohh for for lolis with pic related but i think this exception is okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868493
minecraft barely counts as a game and there's nothing that guarantees she has no outside knowledge about it, especially considering she was obviously big on hololive and holos often stream minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868493
There's no way Gura played Minecraft before. She's awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867803
>like the HoloEN manager Marine met
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868068
The fuck are you talking about? Ina didn't stream on Sunday ONCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
Anonchama, your HER reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
https://files.catbox.moe/a6j8qq.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868556
Haachama is a child mentally so it kinda counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
She did. She was just bad before too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868561
holoENs manager met marine and begged her to do the IM HORNY meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
Even though I'm a ghostling, I've never really thought of Mori in a mostly sexual way. I imagine myself making a family with her, but i never think of the part where we conceive the kids.
>tfw you are so starved of affection that you don't have coomer fantasies despite Mori and her roommate being hotter than all of your high school crushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868329
Laying in bed while browsing her phone, unable to muster the will to do something else. Could or could have not skipped some meals too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
she's just naturally bad at most games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
Better vtubers than those weird fucking auto-generated Elsa finger puppet videos

[Anonymous No.]

>acts bitchy whenever she has to read superchats
>still demands that people do it anyway
What's her endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868495
I want to hold her down and give her my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868579
honestly worked quite nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
I really like the shape of her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868569
Uh, she just streamed today..

[Anonymous No.]

>kid friendly narrative
It's just Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867803
>Make them dance around to shill instant curry
Gets me everytime. Though, to be fair, they tried their fucking best to make that ad interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868572
Everyone's HER reps are severely lacking. We had people still arguing where she lives yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
it's not her job to be good at the game, loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868579
A true visionary

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868557
>minecraft barely counts as a game
the fuck?
>especially considering she was obviously big on hololive and holos often stream minecraft.
Kiara claims she watched every single one of Pekora's MC stream's before joining hololive, but she literally didn't know how to craft a crafting table after all of those hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868600
Read what I responded to and then read my reply again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868607
Pardun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868579
I thought he wanted her to say "ahoy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
I've read too many doujins of old idols being forced to have sex to stay relevant. This is doing things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868587
Why do you guys always paint her as some weakling? She seems pretty tough to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868556
Wish he would Gura, him and zankuro

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
>pocket watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868611
meds, now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868620
>he

[Anonymous No.]

would you look at that.
all that's left is sven then we have the whole crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868629
>atte7 and zankuro
based, agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868495
>Her Aborigine boyfriend gets to see this every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868618
She streamed today..

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
I like kiara and enjoy her content and am glad to be a member also I wish I could show her my past cosplays because hers are so fucking good so I bet she knows tons of tips

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868593
very low attention span, its why she plays fast games and complains when she played slowish songs on OSU. you'd be annoyed too if you have to say thank you "blank" and maybe a comment every 5 seconds for like 30-40 minutes every time you stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868641
it literally isn't. her job is to be entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868561
>>27868579
>>27868620
From the context as given by Marine, the manager wanted to hear 'ahoy' instead of 'hello' but got "I'm horny" instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
This alt costume looks so stupid, she doesn't even look like a pirate anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868593
>still demands that people do it anyway
If you're going to post bait at least make it sounds like something that might have plausibly happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868643
what a fucking leech

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868623
Lots of people do that and aren't weaklings though

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868654
>my past cosplays
What did you cosplay as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868397
From what I can tell
>Gura is good at games that involve intense tunnel vision, mainly rhythm games
>Amelia is good at FPS and games that involve building like Minecraft
>Ina is good at RPGs but mainly MMO's and has a gacha addiction
>Kiara and Mori can't play video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868586
you're not alone. she'd have been a good friend in school and an even better partner. i despise all the "ghostlings" who just like her for her body. "DUUUDE! BOOBS! COOM"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868659
When did I ever say it was her job to be good at the game? I just said she's bad at it. You're insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
are her thighs thicker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868177
>inb4 she goes to Austria instead and moves in with Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868608
>aqua and pekora together
NARRATIVE BROS??

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868666
Satanchama... your taste reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868536
Thanks! Hope Ame sees that one. She's already seen some of my coupons and the cat ears edit so I'm glad about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868666
She's a cosplayer, not a pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868472
She did really well at Hades though? Especially considering she's never play a roguelite of any kind before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868676
put Amelia in the same category as Kiara and Mori and you're right

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868682
take your fucking meds, loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866980
the only people who want you to think crying is fag shit are the women who'd never give you a second glance and the men whose fragile egos are dependent on validation from said harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868676
>>Kiara and Mori can't play video games
Mori has played a lot of Soulsborne games and her doom gameplay isn't that bad considering she's playing on a controller and isn't really an FPS gamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868691
Money

[Anonymous No.]

Have you read Ame and Gura's rule 63 spin-off manga?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868643
What does that have to do with Pewdiepie? I though Jeb_ was a dev's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868397
Mori's DOOM streams are god tier you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868465
>Probably wants to collab with Gura
>But the language barrier is too big
>And bringing someone to translate means no high impact sexual violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868676
>games that involve intense tunnel vision
When's Gura going to pick up (anime) fighting games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868697
He's going to insist she's bad at Hades (despite her making it to elysium more than one, even with weapon changing) to prove a point, just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868676
put Amelia and Ina in the same category as Kiara and Mori.
The only one you can say is "good" at something is Gura, and that's just muse dash which is a literal two buttons game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868666

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
Neither has Amelia and yet they're an encyclopedia of knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868745
She uses four buttons though, check mate nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868710
Mori claimed she's played every Soulsborne game + Sekiro. I'm going to laugh when she finally streams one and she's horrible at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868643
did they try dinnerbone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868726
>no high impact sexual violence
just use Kiara for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868745
> a literal two buttons game
Wasn't it four?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868695
Can you post it?

[Anonymous No.]

Zzzzzz*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868657
>you'd be annoyed too if you have to say thank you "blank" and maybe a comment every 5 seconds for like 30-40 minutes every time you stream.
No? I would be fucking ecstatic that there's so many people that like me and my content enough to give me money.
Ame is acting like a huge bitch about it, if she doesn't want to read them out loud on stream then that's fine, but don't act like you aren't grateful. The way she talks about them almost makes you feel bad for supporting her, it's awful and the absolute worst way to handle it.
There's plenty of JPs that don't read every single supacha every stream, that's perfectly fine. But don't bitch about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868495
>English ASMR
>AUSTRALIAN English ASMR
Oh bugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868745
>>27868761

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868766
No. Kiara would ruin this menhara's chance on molesting Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868751
Having a wiki open on your second monitor doesn't make you an encyclopedia of knowledge.
>>27868559

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868768
Yeah, he's a jackass that's never played it. If you try to play the maps Gura plays with two buttons you'll never clear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868723
it is he was like the first dev notch hired when he went full-time dev on MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868559
>>27868568
>>27868572
>>27868577
She didn't play it much on stream. Only a couple of streams around 4 hours total that she clipped for a meme video and didn't even know how to heal for a good portion of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868780
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868782
AND she plays blindfolded

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868768
It's a 3 button game but the third button is optional (fever activation button, but she has it set to auto activate). the other 2 buttons are bindable to multiple keys so you can press them faster but it's still just 2 keys (although i have them bound to 4 keys each, she just has them bound to 2 keys each for a total of 4)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868726
As if bitch would get between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
I kind of hoped someone would dump Kiara's roommate's gravure sets here

[Anonymous No.]

mm....

[Anonymous No.]

Post
Pits

[Anonymous No.]

I slept through Ina and Coco's stream because I don't want to see the shitshow of Coco returning, did I miss anything important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868804
Great point you are making there.
Really contributes a lot to the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868780
Mmeds

[Anonymous No.]

Has the hololive-craze finally died down? These threads have gotten super slow

[Anonymous No.]

posting it again to remind them
im going to sex kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868676
Mori can absolutely play games, she wouldn't list Soulsborne games as her favorites and spend a month working to get Bloodborne permissions if she sucked at them.

You dumb fucks are assuming she's bad at all games because she's not great at one game. One game with a high skill floor that she's playing on an inferior control setup of all things.

Use your brains for two seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868675
Alright since it's confession time I'll tell you tthe one I'm most ashamed of and the one I'm most proud of.
John Egbert from homestuck for shame
Kotaro Tatsumi from ZLS for my favorite
>>27868782
I usually don't like those types of games but Gura's stream of that was fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868826
You missed this
*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868842
>not knowing how dead hours work
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868465
I told you to stop posting that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868826
No.
Ina fucked up and didn't test anything after her computer move so she did the obligatory figure drawing and then stopped. Literally only an hour stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868842
nah, it's still 60+ posts/minute during popular streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
How was Coco's return? How anti filthy commie was the chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868766
Just when is she going to play the Atelier games anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868809
my dick goes diamonds when i hear her scream like she's dying but that would be too cruel to her for my tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
I NEED SHORTSTACK AME ART AGHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
Her legs seems so much...bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868726
In a way I do kind of want to see her collab with Gura, but only so it eventually causes her obsession to die out like it did for Luna. It is a bit weird how she viewed Gura as a younger sister, that's a bit more beyond fangirling like Kiara did for Pekora during her debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868820

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868842
These threads really are a timeloop on Sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868845
Mori, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
For someone that professes to be always busy you sure spend a lot of time posting here, mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868826
Only a comfy Ina stream, the thread was cancer before that

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
>the Watson height

The perfect Size

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
Ina's design is so ridiculously boner inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

Humu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868826
Yeah, Coco didn't mention Miko's return because Coco's a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868833
How about you take your meds first then we can have a real discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
Where's my 190cm holo?

[Anonymous No.]

schedules... onenai...

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't Ame do a 2nd date stream yet bros? That first date was probably the most fun I've had watching a streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
>mfw Amelia could probably give tall guys standing paizuris

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868872
>It is a bit weird how she viewed Gura as a younger sister
You see, Festival is kind of... odd
But she means well. If anything she just needs a friend that could also be like a sister/mother/lover to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868873
>Now beloved by all of JP because mincruft frind
Yay. Cute muslim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868681
It makes me wonder what kind of guys did Mori hang around that didn't want to be in a relationship with her. She wasn't always a busy workaholic, so unless if she had zero friends for most of her life via joining the going home club to watch Madoka, she must have only hung around the faggiest of faggots.
>there are guys out there that rejected Mori for the autism that made us fall in love with her
>Mori's that tomboy that wrote in anon's yearbook

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868897
Ame will post hers once she wakes from her 14 hour nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868880
Nah, Mori's said she's not great at bloodborne, but his argument is sound, you don't have to be good at shooters to be good at dark souls beyond having semi-decent reaction times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866923
give it to me
https://streamable.com/4y74fx

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868353
I am a selfish fucker who wants Ame to stream 24/7

[NEET No.]

>>27868903
Sorry she's a little busy at the moment, I'll tell her to get on it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866927
That's our boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
Morichama, you're so small... Goddamn that's fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyr0sXdT6RU

K just saw how Kiara died. This was completely careless, but she did not truly realize the hazardous nature of the nether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868897
Kiara's was released early for members. Is it not up on twitter yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
She left you for Gura bro, it's time to get over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868826

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868892
Korone is 156 meters tall. Is that tall enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868873
Moona's design is so fucking hot, but her personality is so clashing, I genuinely don't know if it makes me want to bed her more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
>thought Mori was tall
>she's just average girl height while the rest are pygmies
Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868919
Mori doesn't even understand how to move in a three dimensional space

[Anonymous No.]

>7'1 (215 CM)
>Mori likes short guys

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
the stream was boring goslingbait, the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868849
>I usually don't like those types of games but Gura's stream of that was fun to watch
It's fun to watch a master at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
>Calliope likes rap
>This means she spends a lot of time listening to rappers and seeing rap videos and seeing rap guys
>Most rappers are

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
She got too spooked about going all the way since her ASMR stream and Minecraft took over

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868659
Her job is to make money for Cover and literally nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868921
She's playing Minecraft right now (off stream)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868897
Pay 5 dollars first, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
>2nd date
What do you think the movie was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
Sorry anon, she explicitly prefers azn rappers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868935
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868889
Ina Ina inaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868935
I've come to really really really like Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
>He doesn't know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868935
Moona needs sex. Someone provide it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
She doesn't like rap, she likes Japanese rap

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868842
Dead hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868018
That is actually pretty good handwriting for a medical professional

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868939
Moona's personality is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866927
that was funny as fuck, god i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868977
Moona is a based autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868990
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
>>27868956
Minecraft date incoming, she'll lead around a pig and pretend its her audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868972
Ironically enough, I don't think she does like rappers. Her roommate sings about all the guys who're her type want a submissive housewife and she'll never be that, though that's before she complains later about how all the guys who she'd want to fuck are into 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868983
She got the tulpa of a nig tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
>mori looked at a black person
how do i become an anti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868935
Moona is the best man wish she could get a burger sponsorship

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
>he doesn't know
anon your roommate reps

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/68rlz1.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868972
>>27868983
>has a snoop dogg daki
Explain this deadbraps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868983
>Japanese rap

Since when is Japanese rap not rap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868999
rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
>second date
>after the way we acted
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
Take your meds or I'll force them down your throat: choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869012
She's a shitposter and found it hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
this is the type of rapper she's into:
https://youtu.be/aJV2PqY39iw?t=69

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869008
Apparently not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869011
rhythm heaven streams onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869000
>she'll lead around a pig and pretend its her audience
But that's Haachama's audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
You went on a movie date anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868919
I wouldn't say I'm great at Bloodborne, but I still beat OoK. She knows how to play games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
>>27868983
She likes the old rap shit like 2pac, Eminem, and Snoop before he became the pg13 weed man. She doesn't listen to the "new wave" of rap and mostly cares about Japrap

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869017
It's not rap if it's not produced by black people, simple as. Don't appropriate our artform, we already lost rock and metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869029
First one and bottom 3 aren't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868341
someone post the facebook pic of the guy that went to a pool party and died from kung flu 19 like two weeks later

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868888
I still don't understand coco's appeal to this very day, except for kson going hard on exploiting yellow fever. Even then, I'd rather watch divorce doggo do 10 hours of rhythm based action rpg gaming while spouting off cute chants, one liners and ear-splitting screams just for the entertainment value.

On a related note, shark's also been losing her appeal since the minecraft shilling started. At first building was novel. Now it's boring because she sucks at the game and isn't anywhere near MOON GOD level. I'd much rather watch her finish dark deception and hilariously struggle with her own cadence of hyrule playthrough. But instead it's minecraft. Every day. All the time. Fuck minecraft. She's not even building a sharkdam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869004
>though that's before she complains later about how all the guys who she'd want to fuck are into 2D.

Name of the song which I should check to get that information?

[Anonymous No.]

gura is doing something very rude in the drawing klaius is working on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868929
Watching an immortal pheonix attempt suicide on stream is such a bizarre experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869000
So she's pretending she's Haachama now?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, my world eater accidentally ate the whole server, so there won't be any minecraft streams until Manager-san fixes it, so today I'll be playing this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868941
yet she's pretty valiantly getting through the annoying as fuck jumping puzzles in Eternal

don't cross out our boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
Because you fucked up the date anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869000
underrated post

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869059
Try and stop me bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869079
hey Aloe, you're cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869074
cute

[Anonymous No.]

When is HoloEN Going to sing Homesick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869071
Watson is detective type haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869000
haachama did that already anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
Because after a certain number of dates she'll be legally required to have sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869079
>2 cats? Cute! Wait, why is the chat going crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869011
かーーもね、はい！

[Anonymous No.]

So I watched Gura's perspective for the collab. Who should I watch for a second viewing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869079
Imagine Ame playing SS13. Not like that would ever happen on stream for a laundry list of reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so dead I'm watching the VOD of Pekor & friends shilling noodles. Why the fuck is this so entertaining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869064
>Now it's boring because she sucks at the game
That's what makes it fun though

[Anonymous No.]

Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
Restrain yourself, it's been 10 days. We'll be lucky to get one of those a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869112
Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868472
She would have got to the third boss on her second/third run if it weren't for that accidental doom sell.

She did well, her gameplay really does show how experimental she is and is good at taking in information and awareness in general. Her movement was clumsy because she isn't a controller player, she's not gonna be good with twin-stick movement.

Why am I replying to a troll anyways, her going super 100% focus when she had 7 hp during that hydra boss should have shut you up. People were saying she wasn't even gonna get past the first boss.

In regards to the question, Ina and Gura have reached world ranking levels of gameplay in their main games, so I think they probably have the most gaming talent. Although I guess Gura only good with rhythm (which oddly fits her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869103
are there any dwarf fortress/rimworld chuubas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869115
It's cute, but it sure as hell is not entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868676
as long as Mori can do her reps she has autism determination powering her and she learns pretty rapidly (sadly also forgets rapidly)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868522
4chan has "popular threads" on the front page, which is kind of the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867843
How? Hoping google reverse image memes pick up that it looks similar to another emote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869112
Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869000
I'd say that's Haachama's thing, but trips don't lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869064
you don't understand coco's appeal because you're a judgemental cunt and you actually haven't watched coco's zatsudan/collab stuff in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869059
>It's not rap if it's not produced by black people
EMINEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868881
certifiably not her, sadly

[Anonymous No.]

I just came so hard it took 4 socks. Thanks HoloEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869124
10/10 gremlin face, though it looks strange with all the texturework on the armor and the stylized face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869139
Does anybody actually browse that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869124
calm down if you don't want to sleep, then don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869144
there were people on twitter yelling at the tracefag on twitter 48 hours before gura added the emotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869012
Wasn't it 2pac?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch children's cartoons with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Gura
>Playing MHW and getting annoyed cause fuck Rajang

[Anonymous No.]

Different type of numberfagging
Let me know if I missed something

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869164
can I have my socks back

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
EMINEM is for suburban white moms, barely music

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
So Coco told the chicoms to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869079
My autistic ex-wife really enjoyed that game, it just took Dwarf Therapist and some help with the UI and she was hooked for a while. I could see it working for Ame if she had a handler.

[Anonymous No.]

No more streams today? Feels kinda empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
That's an awfully hot coffee pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
>Not going back earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I've been holding on up to now, only buying membership to Kiara, but I think I'm going to give this tako some money.

>Relatively skilled at games
>Does her rep
>Comfy drawing streams (even if I don't draw)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869189
>arcade date
It's called "The Coin Game" anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869164
but anon those are for pooping in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869189
Chart # of games / number of streams to see who's the most ADHD

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869074
Please come back whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
>who's Dr. Dre

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869189
Cool! Now do hours streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869216
Best role model, I want to be like Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does /jp/ hate rap so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869214
Lyrical genius

[Anonymous No.]

Stop calling her Calli. That's not the name she uses wih the boys. Do it again and we deadbeats will have to execute order 44 on you ghostlings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Gura
Beating all the Suda51 games on ps3

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869227
>named doctor dre
>doesn't even have a pdf
A fucking fraud is what he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868397
>>27867764
she was the only entertaining part of that MC collab, everyone else got too eaten up by Minecraft autism and didn't really show a sense of discovery or excitement anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869011
This isn't black ships anymore. This is Fat Man and Little Boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869012
Anon, sometimes people get celebrity related shit just for poops and chuckles.
>t. Have a cardboard cuttout of Willem Dafoe on my wall that i got from a movie theater because i could

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868522
I wonder why no other site has put popular topics on their front page

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869189
Wow the gamers of the team play more games who could have know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
Because /jp/ is full of racists

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
You blew it, we're going clubbing with Mori next

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866991
It's such a retarded meme. You're thirsty when your body needs water. Is this Americans and their obsession with sugary drinks and soda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869261
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869261
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869189
What's the point of this kind of numberfagging? The point of statistics and analysis in general is to interpret a data set and answer a question. What does this pointless data set answer? How many games they played? So what? Do your statistic reps and come with better numberfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869036
>Ikemen
Now everything makes sense
...really dump of her roommate to believe he would be single, she truly was a gostling

[Anonymous No.]

from snoop, eminem, etc. to tamaonsen and fake type. how does a burger girl be that inspired to migrate to jp. are they really that good? it really doesnt compute for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869244
Not to dox but she has the literal whitest white girl name on the planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866980
you crying is more Sinatra's work than hers, I can enjoy Fly me to the Moon in almost any arrangement because it's brilliantly written and composed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
Cause it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
They hate people like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
Manchildren who got filtered by sturgeon's law

[Anonymous No.]

Hello motherfuckers! Did you miss me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869258
I forget 4chan even has a homepage sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
What does a rapper like Logic fall under? He looks white even though he's mixed race. Probably fits the bill better than Eninem these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869182
>Not Artia
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1317452922364440578

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869244
I AM THE DARKNESS CREEPIN THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869122
No, I mean she sucks in a whiny boring way. Not the "so bad it's funny to watch her fail spectacularly" way. Because from what I've seen, shark's failures are generally mundane. She died to a few creepers, sure. But it's not like she's gone into a pillager den while being chased by a bunch of creepers and then committed explosive suicide just to make those grey skinned cucks kneel.

Her gameplay's just too damn conventional and unimaginative, and she really depends on using the appeal of the games themselves as a crutch for her own generic cutesy demeanor. After all, vtubers aren't fun because they do conventional streaming. They're fun because of the wacky offhand comments they make and all the ways their stupid shenanigans backfire.

Honestly can't wait for Gen 2 at this point. None of the en girls actually have the strength of personality needed to make me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
I still listen to Eminem

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869252
confirmed for not watching Gura the Explorer's perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869296
reddit dragon needs to graduate
she reeks of cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869216
I feel the same way. I never donated to any streamer or vtuber in anyway. I've been tempted to become a member. It helps that I'm an artist so I like Ina more for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869299
oh, hey, i think the last time i was on the front page it had frames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869012
What is there to explain? that's funny as fuck, a girl with a sense of humor like that is a keeper

[Anonymous No.]

Was Marine the only one to show her new outfit so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869299

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869189
Kazoo, harmonica, recorder, beer bottle, toilet

Has Mori played more shitty instruments on her stream than she has games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Mori
Trying to get my gamedev project back on track after weeks of burnout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
bullied in school by black kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869244
She's my Mori, my Calli, my bro, my boy, my oshi, my reaper, and my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869296
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
I imagine so hard when I see this pic

[Anonymous No.]

Why are youtube recommendations like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869300
>What does a rapper like Logic fall under
Cringe music for 2deep4u middle schoolers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869310
Gura's voice filters me, I despise overtly sugary shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869278
The sad thing is you are wrong. Some of these guys are really far gone. They are more in love with the idea of being in love than they are with anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
most people here listen to video game OSTs and anime openings, what did you expect anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868726
Festival sounds like that bitch that dms you everyday asking if we're friends

[Anonymous No.]

QED Mori is a rapper.

Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody here have the timestamp from Mori's remix contest review stream where she says "I kneel"? I swear I saved it yesterday but I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27865649
Mori talked about how the remix music made her want to run so I did that just now. I put it on shuffle and had a bunch of songs like LOST CHILD, What About Progress, Hatate-chan Toilet Panic, Os-Uchuujin, then as I crossed the bridge to go home I ended with Sleepless Night of the Eastern Country. For the cooldown I did Gura sings Fly Me to the Moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869296
Not even one bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869261
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869199

https://youtu.be/AmXMPNEnc7I

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
Sounds like a fun video, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
>141k views

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869314
don't use shark to shit on coco you ungrateful twat

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
clickbait has been a thing for a few decades now anon... just ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869314
>Sharkfag
Ironic

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869271
I was just wondering what games have been played so I spent 10 minutes in excel like the autist I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
/u/fags gonna /u/

[Anonymous No.]

After she hits one million Gura is going to disappear for eight months and show up again as part of the VOMS project as a new blue loli

[Anonymous No.]

>3 hours later
>no twitter messages from holoEN about memedragon

Thank you Cover managers for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869359
It's near the end, anyways. Right after the last entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869296
Orange woman bad.
Orange semen toilet good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869296

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869379
she didnt leech of reddit tho
reddit dragon is cancer

[Anonymous No.]

pop pop pop pop ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
https://files.catbox.moe/ga5255.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869358
I think it's nice that she has a voice perfect for singing but she's dedicated to sticking it out as a rapper. Never give up on your dreams and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869275
Honestly it's not that unlikely she found out about those groups here. she said she never liked rap before she started listening to japanese rap, and then she started listening to some western rap after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869359
https://youtu.be/sDkow-nDQo4?t=4483

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
I like stream highlights, introduced me to Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4oFzaxn6Hk

Would be nice to have more like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869386
>OI SISTER PIKAMEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869256
Pic now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866892
So how was Coco? Did she tell he chicoms to disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868726
I think Matsuri's EN only stream went relatively well. Maybe she could make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
Dr. Dre is eminem's producer

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869386
I could see this narrative happening. HER left because SHE was bored with the channel. Gura seems burnt out lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh God, not that abomination of a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
>Andrea Ritsu
Oh no no no no no. Don't touch me with that shit motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869336
That's gay, bro. But alright, you're a cool faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869410
How was she making that noise anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
Even fart sounds are more complex than rap "music". But because she's a anime girl I will give her a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

AMLIAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

I can finally have some fucking sleep. Sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
These are the people who send superchats asking about pronouns, and that is why I despise /u/fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
girls being gay is something a lot of people like

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869275
I do remember that she shit talked T*mblr, because they were calling her out for "cultural appropriation" and also talked shit towards soundcloud "nigganiggadrugsandguns" rappers, so she probably just liked listening to rappers that don't behave like third worlders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343

I bet the jewtube algo pushes 'gay' to the top, couple that with your anime watching/vtube shit, there ya go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869300
Reddit rap

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869359
https://files.catbox.moe/6k5jyi.webm
I'll give you the soundbite instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869443
/u/fags aren't people

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869433
it's difficult to describe but i am doing it right now. you kind of just close your lips, then break the seal with your lips quickly, and let the sound resonate in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to sing Tori no Uta

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869420
She told haters to fuck off and had a segment where she pretended to apologize for a big YAB moment before revealing that it was something unrelated to Taiwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869451
I doubt people that like yuri out there really visit /u/, the place has one post per hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869412
Rappers sing all the time. I don't know why people think she wouldn't do both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869428

Who is she? Some fujoshi cancer or all around globohomo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869162
That's an awfully hot coffee pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869410
Proud of my daughterwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869445
She also tried really hard to not shit on mumble rappers when asked about her tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869440
>People
That's too generous

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be funny? If Gura reached 1million subs, and then during the celebration stream so many chinks unsubbed that she fell below 1 million again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869468
Some people can't comprehend the concept of transferable skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869276
>tfw your name becomes synonymous with obnoxious, entitled suburban white women

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869455
I am doing it too. It is like doing an impression of a goldfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869451
no, we are gods

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869359
Is this one? or the other one?

https://files.catbox.moe/fxrk3d.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869300
Aren't all of his songs just him complaining about not fitting in for being biracial? Seems to need to get new material.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Amelia's whining voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869480
>chinks
>youtube
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869469
>SHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869276
Every time I think of it I laughv

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck watching their collab makes me wish I had friends to play Minecraft with

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869415
> introduced me to Kiara
Imagine admitting that you're so new you weren't even here for the debuts last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869358
>>27869412
She just needs better bars and samples
So she can top anything
https://youtu.be/c4AYzuiRi8g

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869413
>she said she never liked rap before she started listening to japanese rap, and then she started listening to some western rap after that.
ah that a more sensible scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869422
I'd love to see Gura and Matsuri collab not just for the menhera but so then Matsuri can have a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869496
It's so grating. Her gremlin, "heh heh heh" however

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869271
Sometimes data is just data, analysisfag. I don't need your 2deep4u number diving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869469
I got curious and checked, for fuck sake. Do /u/fags really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869469
Disgusting troon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869500

Ah... literal tranny then? I shall stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869506
Well there's a /hlgg/ server

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868950
sweetie, it's 2020, all girls have been with a chocoball, get over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869506
Imagine a /hlgg/ minecraft server
haahaha ha. yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869420
yes, in style
also, that bitch fucking loves us

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
Kanye is probably my favorite musician of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
forgot how tiny women are irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869507
I'm new to to vtuber threads I must admit, and took what retards here said kinda seriously. I didn't knew she was such a fun girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869488
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869435
why are you like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfguhnvECc

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869488
The first subway was built in London, so Watson is continuing the old British tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869488
It's missing Watson's Shaft

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869236
I don't like most rap, but some I can appreciate. J-Rap is pure cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869420
sort of

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't Holos play an actual fun to watch kusoge, like picrelated? THQ Nordic would give them permissions, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869276
That name is Kursed. Don't use it. That's SatanSquares for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869433
https://youtu.be/Y_P3TJiUxwc

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869545
What matters more than anything is that you're having a good time and are likely on your way to becoming a full-fledged KFP employee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869541
I missed her Minnie Mouse ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869418

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868911
I always got the impression from her that she would end up taking a soft IT class and then being too awkward to talk to anyone until forced to. And then the soft IT nerds being too self-conscious to admit their feelings and so they all just friendzone each other.

I've actually met a few girls in those classes with similar personalities. Never banged any because I had gf at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869572
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869276
>>27869485
Imagine having that name
Imagine having tatoo of your name
Do you think she regrets it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869261
>>27869236

Nice. Make better music if you don't like it niggers. Jazz was good, this shit today is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869600
Very based anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869545
she had a bit of a rough start but she's very fun now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869572
entire hlg and hlgg btfo'd

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone from the hlgg server around? I can see the server but i cant connect to it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

THE SCHEDULES PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868911
>>Mori's that tomboy that wrote in anon's yearbook
That physically hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868217
Reading these comments now. Why do Westerners hate Japanese media so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869522
God I want to punch Amelia then fuck the shit out of her. She's not even my oishi or my top 4 EN but that little shit is a vile temptress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869487

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869615
Rock'n'Roll was great too. Lots of black culture influence there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869615
>Jazz was good
jigaboo funtunes were never good

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869545
Jesus.
This is why schizos need to be policed hard. Preferably banned forever.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS, MY GURA COMMISSION IS DONE

https://twitter.com/Yilxaevum/status/1317882798431105024

What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869553
Sounds like brap

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
Aloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869541
Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869655
>missed out on the Latin jazz infusion and white big bands

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869597
a lot of us did

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
I try, but i don't see the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869573
japs don't know western kusoge
ens aren't gamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869641
God that story always makes me cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869553
This is genuinely simplistic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is my favorite brapper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869440
You know, I'm in two minds as to whether this is the kind of weirdo that says that to literally everyone, or if they were genuinely thrown off by the whole 'ya boi' thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
I think you need to kill yourself my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

So when's the next interesting stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869655
You're reaching levels of tasteless retard not even though possible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
why is the clown so erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869296
I watch asacoco every evening in euro hours desu but not much else from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869198
t. never listened to eminem's old stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUWs246kAo

Mori didn't like the old stuff until she realized how soulful rap can be. Which Japs are actually pretty good at the chill stuff. It's a gateway to learning to appreciate rap. I know cause I used to hate rap too, until I grew up and realized it's literally like any genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869613
Probably has a laugh about it every now and again.
>>27869642
It's "acceptable" to be racist against the Japanese because they're not one of the protected tribes. Doesn't help that the East still respects the fundamental concepts of beauty in their media while the West wants to redefine the word to include the most grotesque of specimens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869600
>>27869012
I had a cut out of Danny Devito in my military barracks room for years. It's just funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
weird fetish, but she looks happy so it's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869543
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869573
THQ-Nordic like CD Projekt Red is super lenient. They should work together, especially since they have gems like this. Forcing a zoomer like Ame to play it would be fun to watch.
https://www.thqnordic.com/company/video-policy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868911
her songs dropped bits that she was being hit on by guys but it wasn't really her type of azn prettyboi underground artist, so she probably cucked herself out of an opportunity
like a lot of us

[Anonymous No.]

>it would've been so cool to have a smart Bri'ish detective playing cool puzzle games like Professor Layton, Myst, or Grim Fandango
>instead we got an autistic 'murrican gremlin, dumb as a rock
Imagine if Hololive actually hired someone with a brain for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm

[Anonymous No.]

When Gura hits 1 million, I hope Cover get their shit together with proper PR team, legal and their sponsorship bases secured. Nissin curry stream seems a good sing of brighter future, and I hope they should make other corporations bend their knees and not give into bullshit. Nips have been switching to Xbox, and I hope Microsoft will land a deal with Gura.

I am genuinely worried about the shark, she has to meet heavier expectations as 1 million sub youtuber as the sponsorhips and attention rolling in, but I'm hoping Cover wouldn't slack off and pull their weight.

[Anonymous No.]

prog is the only decent form of music

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
vorefags...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
very good

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
weird but if that's what you're into anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
>this will be found on /d/
good stuff anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869678
I wish Coco capped off her return by decapitating this stupid chink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869695
What the fuck do you listen to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869696
gura is my favorite bshark

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869600
holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
Ina i probably Amelia's height without shoes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869613
Is that the one that's always covered? I've not seen that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868903
I still haven't watched this. I'm afraid that it'll take me past the point of no return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869731
smart people don't play games all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869718
Pre-slim shady Eminem is just a watered down Nas desu

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ8pJUQmpX
This is the Amelia clip with the highest chance of going viral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
how much did this cost you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868911
Every highschool has 1 and exactly 1 tolerable weeb. The rest of the school population consists solely of intolerable weebs or non-weebs that are actively offput by weeb stuff until they get into college and learn the value of free entertainment
If mori was the tolerable weeb then it means her options were basically settling for an intolerable weeb, or settling for a bottom-tier chad that was only settling for her by ignoring her hobbies, passions and personality rather than embracing them.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a corporate slime ball. Have fun watching a vtuber stream nothing but ads at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Vorefags...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869424
>Gura seems burnt out lately

Bird is the bitch that just won't quit because she's living the dream and powers through being the butt of ever en joke. Collabing with duck was a good thing, as it showed how strong she is in a duo and when using nihongo.

Rapper is burnt out but in a healthy way, and takes breaks for the sake of her mental health in order to pace herself and play the long game.

Ina never hit streaming hard and fast, so she's still chugging along comfortably at her own chill speed.

Watchama was a seasoned twitch thot so she already built up endurance. That, and she was always lolsorandumb and seems to have really taken a liking to railway construction.

Lastly, Gura was pretty active with streams, hasn't taken many breaks, seems to always be hungry/dehydrated/sleep-deprived, needs to constantly drug herself to get through her streams, doesn't appear to be enjoying minecraft or even horror games all that much, and has for the most part coasted on her design, mem-ability, voice and sweet personality while the games she chooses aren't anything outside of standard twitch fare.

Despite her meteoric success, gura does seem to be having trouble getting passionate about streaming and figuring out what kind of games strike the right balance between her own enjoyabiloty and the capacity to attract and keep an audience. While divorce Doggo sounds like she's having the time of her life doing 24 hour murder hobo marathons and 12 hours of full on action rpg shenanigans, Shark is complaining and getting noticeably frustrated a lot more often than she used to. This doesn't bode well for the narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869735
Hope for the best prepare for the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869735
Hopefully she just has regular ass sponsorships where the logos rotate and not have to do stupid shit like shill cup noodles through a virtual concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869678
I do, her karaoke is full of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869779
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
last image should've been gura in a bathtub playing with toy ships

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869779
Anonchama, your linking reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664

>giantess
>you actually paid for this

Neck yourself my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869779
whoops I meant this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ8pJUQmpXs

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869695
Music doesn't have to be technically "complicated" to be good music. I don't get why people have to pigeon hole themselves to one-two genres

t. played piano and other instruments for 10+ years

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869795
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869526
I don't like her either anon, but that's no reason to misgender her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869795
Sorry, I don't watch JP. No chance any western company touches anime for advertising, so no chance of seeing my oshi be forced to suck company cock any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Weird fetish and mediocre art. Hope you didn't pay too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Ina
>Draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869496

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868844
The perfect shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
God subaru's are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
so you're saying to wait until Gura hits 40 to judge her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869731

>would've had a british accent
Thank you based Cover for making the right choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>finished my first hades run with the doom shield
To think that Ina could have really finished the first ending if she hadn't sold Doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
Narratives written by a chumbuddy that only watches Gura and reads these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869789
she was and is the intolerable weeb
and I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
If I assume your insane narrative is true. Why the fuck would Gura join Hololive then? She didn't have to be a streamer for a living. She could've recorded music or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867199
she can get by, watch her collabs with civia

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
Unironically take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869837
where do i redeem this along with my "1 free and then" coupon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
I understand pitfags more now.

[Anonymous No.]

Before watching Kiara I thought falling in love with 2D character or the person behind the character was completely retarded and fucking delusional but here I am.
She plays me like a fucking fiddle and is perfect wife material.
I keep watching because I want to see her succeed and be happy.
At some point reality will knock on the door and my heart is gonna break really, really hard but I don't like to think about it.
I am a little egg.
I love chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Weird fetus but good art

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869832
Meh, they probably won't get the ultra autism that was the CURRY CURRY CURRY shit, but there's tons of money streamers get from various shitty companies, and those don't really care at all about what kind of stream you're running as long as they get eyeballs

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869875
She might have been my favourite but her stream times are impossible for me.

[Anonymous No.]

COME TO BRAZIL GURA!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869415
I agree, I find the stream highlight videos nice, just as a little sample of what a particular fan thinks is the best of a particular girl. Especially when I myself am not really sold on them.

Kiara's really special, more lively than the other girls and she likes to crack jokes a lot. She's for sure my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869737
I like prog but you're extremely wrong. Not being able to appreciate a broad spectrum of genres is brainlet shit

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna miss Ghost Rider when Calli moves soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869886
I hate auto correct. I need to stop phone posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
Sora has the best

[Anonymous No.]

which brand of peanut butter will gura shill for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869731
don't hurt me like this
I'm kinda happy though since that way I can focus my support on Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869731
Forget just finding a girl, can you even find a guy on Twitch or Youtube Gaming with a virtual avatar that streams nothing but puzzle or old PC games like Alone in the Dark, Turok, Blood or 7th Guest for example? One that's a vtuber that genuinely enjoys what they do at that, they're like a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
>>27869706
>>27869707
>>27869709
>>27869723
>>27869726
>>27869733
>>27869741
>>27869742
>>27869742
>>27869743
>>27869748
>>27869748
>>27869750
>>27869783
>>27869798
>>27869815

Wait you guys are into gura vore? I could draw some. What would you want to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869896
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868892
You have Holostars

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869896
is Sharktuber just going to be a subgenre of virtual youtuber now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868911
>>27869601
>>27869729
come on guys, do you really think I, i mean She, would ever be that pathetic and desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869820
>sits completely still in a minecart doing nothing at all
yep, that's a viral clip alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869909
Skippy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869613
I know she has a veritas tattoo but not Karen

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
the end of land salman

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869906
Don't worry, tons of braindead redditors will bring him up at every opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869896
That design is absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
Gura eating ChumGuts' left arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
I was trying to display my disapppointment with vorefags, but you do you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
Eat HoloEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
I know it gets tossed around a lot but seriously, take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869906
I'm sure he'll find another streamer to torment. After all before he died he was Jerma's vroomer, at least that's my narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
I'd love to see you hanging yourself you vorenigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869869
Same place you redeem all qualified coupons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
>giantess vore
Disgusting. Same size vore is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869875
her poor german-english way of speaking is adorable and her design is alright but Huke papa could give her a new outfit that would make me nut my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869896
>Brazil
>Spanish
anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869617
Have a better duck one. Unless you're trying to shy away from outright presenting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869924
She's not a shark, just wearing the hood as an accessory. Same for that blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869952
im not a spic I cant tell the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869861
>oh look a hot girl
>Mori opens her mouth
>what the fuck

If someone told mori to "have sex, incel" she would probably be legit offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
draw Gura eating Ina plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869949
All vore is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869731
I believe the term is "gap moe"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
I'm not, but you do you bb

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869858
but she got a very clipable moment out of it in an otherwise forgettable stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869896
Watch Klaius instead

[Anonymous No.]

I just went to bed
What are the news that I will be missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869545

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869964
yet i'm sure you can tell the difference between chinese and japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869939
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869832
before anime, they're streamers first. and streamer advertising is only possible with the big names. were a loooong way off of holoen getting holoen big western ad deals

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869914
Gura eating Kiara's limbs as she KICKYRICKYS in orgasmic pleasure from being led to another death as well as being so delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869865
Probably to make friends desu
That seems to be a commonality between all the ENs outside of Watson (who I can't recalled openly saying she was lonely or wanted to make friends)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869971
same size is God tier, imagining Gura swallowing something bigger than her then relaxing as her bloated tummy breaks down and digests her meal is diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>Chumfucks are also voreniggers
Unironically worst fanbase holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869517
The only obstacle to that is and has always been Matsuri herself. Throwing Gawr Gura in there isn't going to change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869994
i dont speak spanish i cant tell the difference

[Anonymous No.]

So I checked the wiki the tallest holos are
>Coco - 180cm
>Mori - 167cm
>Botan - 166cm
>Kiara Moona Choco - 165cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869858
she wasn't gonna win regardless, but nice job anon. i just used the aspect of gilgamesh fists for the first time, they were fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870014
You are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Get a not shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870014
Boner no

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870007
Kiara only wants to be eaten by Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-kobLGqSF8

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870014
Seek help nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869865
>Why the fuck would Gura join Hololive then?
Unrealistic expectations, maybe. Instead of the freedom she had as an indy, there's higher expectations regarding HER performance and streaming frequency as well as her ability to consistently make money. Then there's having to strike the right balance between being interesting and being advertiser friendly. And since western standards are more stifling to vtubers given the west gets more offended by sexual banter than mayhem and violence, there's a tighter noise around Gura's neck than there is around the eastern holos.

Social media already shits on gura for being relatively wholesome. Just imagine the shitstorm if she started saying the things holos normally do in a language uneducated Marxists in both the west and china could actually understand.

Maybe Gura's a bird who flew in for a buffet but only realized after the fact that she got herself trapped in a cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869858
>LV 7
There's no way that's worth what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

What do we know about Kiara's tease of something better than 3D coming soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869926
Please be my gf Mori. I'm an intelligent nihilistic guy with glasses and a wicked sense of humor, and i know you like megane guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867557
Festival...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869875
chickenbro, its better to drop it now, you know how its going to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
How do we petition them to retcon Mori as 190cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870052
I don't care. Kiara will be killed and eaten like an Asanagi girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869966
she wasn't even hot, she's the full cringe experience
shows you the value of doing your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870025
This is true. Festival needs to fix herself first

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869896
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEU

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870059
>not a collab
probably some more but i have alzheimer's

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is a shark
>People are surprised that she'll attract vorefags

really people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869865
Income as a internet celebrity. Hololive still gives base salary on top of superchat cut.

>>27870012
Gura couldn't care less about making friends if all her interactions in the collab would be anything to go by. Amelia herself will never show any sign of weakness or vulnerability except that time she almost told everyone about her grandmother during the monetization stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870059
she will come to your house and kikeriki in your face for a taste of her morning breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870023
I'm sure there are sick fucks among your oshi's fans too. It's the same shit in every fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870014
right....is humiliation also one of your fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870012
Nah, she didn't have to join Hololive to do that. If she really didn't like the idea of streaming she would've chosen another path. I think the guy I responded to is just insane and the truth is Gura just liked Hololive's brand and the idea of meeting new people and being a part of it was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870012
She's good friends with Watson. And Ame probably knew who she is and secretly fangirls over it. I mean, Ame keeps baiting Gura to draw HER out.

Man, Watson is a nice all rounder and is cool with everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
They all knew what they were signing up for. The only underestimated how large their audience would be.

Gura is not one to talk about herself but she's probably feeling an insane amount of pressure.
She's hinted a few times for example when someone super chats "You're the best streamer ever Gura" and Gura responds with "Uhhh well... thanks I don't know about that but I'm learning"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867528
Amelia already mind broke Gura, she makes her play with a vibe that Ame remotely controls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867659
This game has zero chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869994

Yes, but we don't care to. Neither portugese or spanish have endeared themselves to us in the way japan has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870058
>Social media already shits on gura for being relatively wholesome
Take your fucking meds. I only see overwhelming praise for her wholesomeness. Her meteoric rise should demonstrate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869343
That's a pretty great video

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
>only one holo is taller than me
being a 5'9 manlet is truly suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870087
I'm not surprised, they should still kill themselves or go back to /d/ though

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870042
does anyone know if there is more piss art of gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870014

This is why tumblrs collapse was awful. It made these fags homeless and go everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869799
>and seems to have really taken a liking to railway construction
As expected of the most autistic of all Hololives.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeat here who finally stopped his internal ghostling phase after seeing THAT image.
There's a way out bros and the answer is actually watching more of her streams or just having them in the background.
You will be able to appreciate her personality more but not in a GFE way
That or you decide to want Takamori to happen so you don't want to break up your favorite new Hololive /u/ pair

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is a very cool girl
that is all
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868143
Many of the early holos, like the three in that concert, are second chance idols rights? Those come with a built in skillset. And cover doesn't pay for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870140
Google nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870156
Nakadashi Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870080
I've seen her. Still cute.
If anything, Mori taught us to give chances to people like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869825
It's the only way some people can feel superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
God you're all such fucking freaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869415
18 minutes of good clips out of a ~2 hour stream is a really good ratio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870160
Okay I did, but I'm only getting a bunch of pictures of black people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870058
>social media shits on Gura
I find that hard to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869875
>I keep watching because I want to see her succeed and be happy.
welcome to idolfagging anon. dont be a unicorn now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869947
yummy butter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
literally, unironically, have sex

[Anonymous No.]

Since it's dead hours...
>Favorite EN
>Favorite cover/original song by a JP holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868162
What filth let's their small child watch Mori or the bird? They both swear up a storm and have huge swinging tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870059
Yagoo is stepping down as CEO and Kiara is taking his place.

[Anonymous No.]

PLAY-PLAY MINEDIG OFF STREAM YES-YES MAKE FUN OF MAN-THINGS YES-YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869541
>Sorry for kept u guys waiting
Is she losing her ability to speak english from living in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870058
F off

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869488
>Smol Mine
>Big Mine
>Old Mine
>Tall Mine
> Long Mine
Rate Ame's naming skills

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you other deadbeats just fucking jerk off and move on? Why are you people like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870200
You first Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870200
take off sex of that pedestal you put it on, it's not really a solution to loneliness
tell him to do his reps and form a two-way relationship with someone instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
>Ina
>Curry Meshi is a Miracle

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867803
This will make you roll your eyes, but management is a talent, too. Cover probably hires people who are shitty at it, either because they don't want to pay people who are skilled at it, or because of nepotism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
>yfw Gura retweets this.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they called goslings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
I thought I hated goslings when they were ruining threads every time Ame streamed, but now I wish they stayed on Ame and didn't start going after the actuel good holoEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
ina/gura
none

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870210
She would be definitely more capable than him, I'm not even being ironical

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
>Forgetting Korone is 156m tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870227
Because give tomboy weeb gf now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870150
Imagine if Watson and moona ever played minecraft together. Could a single server handle that much autism? How elaborate would the subway stops become? Would they stop at building a metropolis, or would they pave over the entire world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870233
If you actually had sex you'd see it solves a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s all this Pekora and Aqua narrative about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
Is it really that hard to deny your love of someone? I've been doing it for years because it's just easier than dealing with wanting something I can't have.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know how I can setup youtube-dl to start download when the stream starts? I assume it can be done with a script.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
bro it's just a hot girl with a fun personality
how can you still be losing your mind over this? there's a million of them out there, prolly close to you even

[Anonymous No.]

>>27866927
>thinks the first kazoo is broken
>orders another one without refunding the first one
My boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870256
wtf how did she get that big???

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
im glad gfe and goslings in general are at a decline. cant believe its minecraft tete that killed it tho

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/455hco
http://poal.me/455hco
http://poal.me/455hco

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870248
Because they have asymmetrical faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
I'm not into vore but that looks cool

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Mori
Towa's error https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olg
or Okayu's ASMR flos https://youtu.be/jOTKDDTGaqI?t=642

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870262

Does it solve the problem of 40 year old white women writing articles how everyone will fuck them, but no one will marry them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870226
Naming skills like Dr. Seus with an S.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870284
It hasn't changed a thing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870294
Schedule?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck i almost got raped by two baby zombies, i managed to escape somehow with one fucking heart. My stone sword just had to break.
Can't believe Vtubers got me hooked on minecraft. I never saw the appeal of it while my little brothers played it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870300
Cumming in Mori's eye holes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
>tfw 5'7" manlet
You mean I can get DRAGON MOMMY MILKIES and be taller than the rest of them? Exceptionally based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870258
Moona was losing her mind over Watson's autism/retardation the other day

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870252
Not really a high bar, DESU. If I ever win Powerball I'm going to buy Cover and immediately fire him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870272
youtube-dl itself can't do that. YUKI2eN3e/HoloLive-Recorder uses streamlink to test whether a stream is live, but i haven't looked into what it's doing in detail yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870258
The EN server would look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5V_VzRrSBI
and it'd be just as stupidly impractical

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870074
Fuck off, I like her current height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870319
Elaborate on this narrative. It bodes well for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870262
did, didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870249
Ghostling genocide SOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870306
why buy the cow when i can get the milk for free?

[Anonymous No.]

I remind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Ina
Say fanfare

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869600
Nice. I wouldn't be able to sleep with da foe in my own house though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Mori
Either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT6Pf28eCgQ or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAr2lHZLNyU

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870300
I wish I was a skrellington

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870280
Watch her debut, she was always that height.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is playing minecraft RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
being a yurifag is wrose than being a gosling. go back to simping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870300
Cool skrellington!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870249
They'll move on to another girl soon enough, don't worry. Goslings have no discipline or dedication, its why they're goslings in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870329
God Elon is so autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870014

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870306
>Let everyone fuck you
That might explain why no one marries you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870258
Ame already effectively confirmed that it's going to happen. I suspect that Moona will switch servers more or less permanently afterward.

Especially if Kiara's collab with Pekora ends up getting her to visit the EN server more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Masterful bait anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870340
Even Moona didn't know what the fuck Amelia was doing with the waterfall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870300
Could skrellington Mori play 3 kazoos at the same time if you put one in each eye socket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870348
Please bro this is the first comfy thread in a long time. Just let there be peace for 200 more posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870375
tell her to stream
i have a big fat red akasupa for her right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
No idea if you're being ironical, but shipping instead of simping is more fun, although I'm not sure about Takamori, but I am warming up to it.

Having two waifus while at that instead of one, like having the Takamori pair, also helps you waifufag in a healthy way instead of going into the roomate rabithole. Some Deadbeats are too far gone, I just hope they don't hurt themselves like some others did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870375
https://files.catbox.moe/5kq7dq.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870348
>what are proxies

[Anonymous No.]

There are Brazilians in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870348
That poll was taken at a time designed to get those results, but if it makes you happy keep posting it loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870348
ESL get back to your fucking English reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsU

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Mori
probably a tie between Towa's Kuroihitsuji and Suisei's Next Color Planet (with a honorable mention of Towa's pre-Towa Comet Honeymoon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870387
>Kiara's HAHAHA with Pekora's HAHAHA
May god have mercy on all our ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870375
Gura here, so am I. We just beat the game off screen, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
Mori isn't gay and has outright stated her taste in men, find another way to cope you dumb nigger. /u/fags really are insufferable "people".

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
>Coco's taller than me
Being a 5' 10'' midlet is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870411
mmmm
monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
Takamori isn't real chicken has kissed girls for cosplay before this is just her being a professional an in character

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870425
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870348

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870300
she'd still be fun to hang out with

[Anonymous No.]

I have donated $0 to vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870411
big IF true

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868553
I know logistics issues is probably going to prevent 3d debuts for EN for awhile to come, but do you think their unprecedented success means that Cover might be getting them new costumes in the next month or two? At least for Gura since she is for sure going to be first to a million and then keep rocketing past that for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>kiara
>lecture reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870387
Sad. Moona really enjoyed hanging out with Pekora. I suppose maybe they'll let her access both servers and even act as a bridge between JP and EN minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870405
Shipping is just another flavor of mental illness and you are no better than that retard. Go write a fanfic while you're at it, but not before taking your meds.,

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870426
>has outright stated her taste in men
she literally never did that. you yurihaters are fucking insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869731
>instead we got an autistic 'murrican gremlin, dumb as a rock
Honestly that's half the fun for me now
Ame feels like a Mel Brooks parody character, like if Danny DeVito played Sherlock Holmes in a spoof film or some shit, it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870306
>caring about 40 year old white women

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870451
Gura's costume is so good I don't know how they'll follow it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870450
i always see one or two brazilians on the archive torrents i seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Kiara
>Falseflagging Chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
>Ame
>Matuli's cover of Fansa performed during the 1st Live

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870451
New costumes this early is a retarded idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
>I could easily rest my chin on Coco's head.
Ahh narrative ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870421
Collab's only a matter of time. Birb now has more subs than /omapol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
Sure anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870433
The fact that this is an argument is the worrying part, just like the Deadbates deluding themselves that Mori is a totally pure as fuck, permavirgin, why are you waifufagging for a real woman that will never be with you? Isn't this better kept to 2D?

For what I see, at least the yurifags keep it to the characters and ignore the roomate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
gura
watching klaius draw gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
Anon your archivereps.... Mori is the most straigth of the group

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870300
>TWO
>EXTRA
>HOLES

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
If Mori was bisexual then she wouldn't be so lonely. There's no fucking way that there wouldn't be one (1) singular lesbian in japan that would want a tomboyish bottom, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27869664
Yilx is actually based. Used to go on /ic/. Great guy. Great commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
>Mori
>Trying to decide whether to sleep or do my taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Kiara
https://youtu.be/Mml9qzquHoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
She has. Multiple times. including once less than 24 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
All these girls are taller than me. Such is the life of a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870428
Coco is 5'9'' though

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
Anon, your non-mental illness reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
> Gura
> Original: FBK song
> Cover: Towa - ERROR

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
>he is short on intel

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
>Kiara tied for 4th tallest Holo
That's ridiculous. Look how much taller Subaru is than Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

Do the Holos have to update their Instagram accounts themselves or does the manager do that for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867315

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870500
there's a clip of Gurei-sensei talking about the troubles of being a lesbian in japan.
I think she specifically address tomboyish bottoms, but maybe I'm remembering wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867501
Mori
VOD reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Ina
https://youtu.be/AAr2lHZLNyU

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870451
>Cover
>doing stuff for girls
someone post the pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870485
Birb is coming for La Lion next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27867361
No Chipex no care.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Nyanners became a Hololive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LnKQLE1pyU

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870515
>Manlet

Well, call momma Mori because you're one lucky boy. Now shave your hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
>Kiara
https://streamable.com/dfcctt

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
dumb /u/shitter, remember your place on the food chain and shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>27868911
>spoiler
don't fucking remind me. how can someone fuck up this fucking bad. FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
This is why nobody likes yuriniggers

[Anonymous No.]

Guys the general Hololive thread is making fun of us....

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870497
she went on a date with kiara. she is anything but straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870458
Are yurifags capable of not embarrassing themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870201
Ame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8o4goeVM0o

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870492
>at least the yurifags keep it to [headcanon] and ignore [reality]
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870540
instagram? what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870456
If you say so. But at least shipping is just about the characters as what they do on stream, what the girls themselves "bait", not about desperately digging into roomate stuff, building the girl as a perfect woman in your head an drowning in your delusions about her.

I'm no yurifag, but there's a much deeper, darker issue going on with goslings than just enjoying some classic てぇてぇ

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870553
imagine if you made an original post

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
Why do gosling types only start appearing once big titties are confirmed? this happened with Amelia's model too, she was being shit on until the jacketless reveal then the tide started to shift, and the goslings appeared after he first non debut stream. Are fat tiddies all it takes for a gosling wave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870521
Coco is 5'11" though

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870576
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870507
My condolences, Anon. I live in a country where taxes are handled automatically and doing them yourself sounds like hell on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870553
Just because your post includes a meaningless hypothetical doesn't mean your eceleb shilling is on topic, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870028
its surreal to think coco is fucking taller than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870569
Why, did we fuck a dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870509
Absolutely top-tier taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870492
>distort characters and their words to feed my delusions
>pretend I'm better than other people doing the exact same thing
Classic yurinigger playbook move. Why do straight people scare you so much? Were you molested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870521
I'm technically 177 cm (5' 9.7''), but it's pretty much close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870454
?? Why are you talking some random shitter at his word? Even if Moona visits the EN server, that doesn't mean she'd abandon the JP one. It's literally where she has all her stuff and gets incredible exposure

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870593
Clearly you haven't seen the Ina goslings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870153
go hire a prostitue or get an ona hole and get your hormones in check fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870451
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people
>Harass and stalk them
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao

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>>27870553
I honestly wouldn't care

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>>27870603
Based Fischlchads

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>>27870593
As someone who has got it bad for Ame, it isn't her models teetahs that do it for me and I didn't start feeling it until the third or fourth stream. I wasn't shitting on her debut stream, but I definitely didn't think she'd be the one I liked most.

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>>27870603
I love lingerie

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>>27870590
he is drawing the next one right now

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>>27870576
Even if that's how you want to banter, #takamori is still an official tag to bait yurifags, so they keep it to [stream], but yes, they ignore [reality, as in what the girls are in the real life], because there's no point in caring about the roomate

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>>27870590
Gura burns your peanutbutter hamburger guy would be having a field day with this if he hadn't been purged in the ritual poster genocide

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>>27870201
>>27870509
This guy stole my combo. Miosha has the voice of an angel.

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>>27870539
Subaru only had one chair

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>>27870628
prostitutes are illegal, anon!

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>>27870625
They're pretty rare to be fair

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>>27870557
What the fuck is a swiggity-swag nigga

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>>27870481
Is there anything more pathetic than heightfags?

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Amelia is just Spongebob

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>>27870028
I am taller than all the Holos. By a lot.

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>>27867501
Kiara
https://youtu.be/GMWIqmzqLY4

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870603
Fish....

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>>27869573
Game looks lit af, thanks for bringing it up. *scribbles notes*

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>>27870650
lots of things are illegal. Some are more harmless than others. Hiring a prostitute isn't the worst thing that can be done for some desperate fags here.

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>>27870569
>visiting that cesspool
stay there.

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>>27870557
>Fav number: 0 because numbers are gay
Confirmed not Mori

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>>27868911

Nah. Guarantee you she did get asked and rejected them all.

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>>27870654
They came out in droves during her karaoke stream but they usually take their meds.

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>>27870662
>*action*
Not even as a larp, my friend.

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>>27870660
fuck, meant for >>27870201

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>>27870621
Wait what, google says 180cm is 5.90551 feet

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>>27870658
>Gura is Patrick and Ina is Sqiudward
It just works

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>>27870492
>>27870582

This.
Funny how yuri antis can't disprove anything without bringing up their personal information thus risking a ban

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>>27870659
*pachi* *pachi*

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>>27870697
there are 12 inches in a foot.

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>>27870553
What if 27th president of the United States William Howard Taft became a Hololive?

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>>27870629
You forgot to add 'secure an apartment where they can stream without getting the cops called on them'.

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>>27870697
5.9 feet is not the same as 5 feet 9 inches you dumbass

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>>27870697
Anon, your retard measurement system reps...

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>>27870678
You really think the NEETs here would know how to find a prostitute that wasn't a Honeypot or Organ Harvester?

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>>27870697
>the absolute state of burgers

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>>27870603
gura in school uniform costume soon?

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>>27870729
fair point

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>>27870704
Mori is Plankton?

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>>27870697
Why do americans use the imperial system again?

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>>27870705
Mori literally talked about this in her members stream last night though. either pay up or skim the archives.

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>>27870593
the titty reveal coincided with Mori using the gachikoi camera distance, I can tell you the latter hit much harder than the doxxposts and everyone who keeled to latter were just ppl who failed their archive reps

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>>27870557
>spoonfeeding someone just because they pretended to be retarded
It seems like you're the one that needs to do their lurking reps, /v/bro.

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Bros...how do you cope with this EXTRA dead hours?
>No EN streams
>no good JP streams right now as well
>7+ more hours until The Return of THE Chama

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>>27870716
Newfags might not know but Coco went to a lot of trouble to secure the Holohouse and told her manager and basically the response was "Whatever OK." Like I don't think the manager even knew where she lived for a while.

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>>27870705
>n-n-no that doesn't count because the information is personal...
lmfao

fucking subhuman

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>>27870729
It's actually really easy to fine prostitutes.

Truck stops.

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>>27870697
Burger system is retarded anon, don't waste your last braincells on this irrelevant system

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>>27870629
Sounds like a good company to work for

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>>27870678
It'd also accomplish nothing for them. Sex doesn't solve loneliness.

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>>27870697
you're only pretending, right?

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>>27870643
>Coco Gura
Based.

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>>27868872
This shit is actually difficult for her.
And she can't get any help do to japan.

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>>27870748
We learn both. We use the metric system in science class.

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/hlgg/ where do i senchou minecraft, i can't find the specific version

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>>27870748
I think the serious answer would be, It's too expensive to go full metric now.

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>>27870769
They are good for the brand name recognition. That's it.

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>>27870201
Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM

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>>27870492
She's probably not a virgin. Probably had a fling here and there. Doesn't matter. Our boy can do whatever. However, she definitely is too much of a sperg for a lasting relationship. Underneath the yuribaiting, her friendship with Chicken is genuine. If it's more than that then good for them, it doesn't matter for us.

Day of the Rope SOON, Ghostlings and Yurifags.

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>>27870758
I'm watching an indie cow play some weird platformer.

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>>27870201
kiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7NE6BoTCIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870748
Inferior genetics

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>>27870758
Finally playing RFA again

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>>27870758
going to the gym

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>>27870593
>gosling types only start appearing once big titties are confirmed
nice generalization, a lot of ghostlings were doing their thing before THAT picture was shown. I ghostlinged back when there was the fat narrative.
>she was being shit on until the jacketless reveal
Getdafuckoutahere, she was being shat on up until the valorant stream, where everyone was applauding how based she was for btfoing the spics. Gostlings didn't show up until subliminal. Learn your history newfag

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>>27870749
what exactly did she say?

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>>27870748
Habit

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>>27870783
Festival...

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>>27870765
I'd rather stay a virgin than have sex with trailer trash with more VDs than teeth.

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>>27870616
You do you, the girls themselves bait the yurifags into it so they're never going away, てぇてぇ shit is tradition at this point. It's not about being better than anyone, I'm not complaining about you insulting the yurifags and I'm not a yurifag either.

Waifufagging for 3D will end up either in disappointment or tragedy and yuri will have nothing to do with it, since it's just silly stuff for fun. This is just a warning since I like my Deadbeats, and I don't want them to go that way, that tiddy picture changed some way too much.

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>>27870810
Nothing because he made that up

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>>27870758
Finally be productive at work for once.

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>>27870704
Ina promised us a clarinet showcase, didn't she?

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>>27870787
A lot of things are labeled in both imperial and metric now. It would be expensive but not prohibitively so. If the will were there we could do it but I think there'd be a big backlash.

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>>27870758
Im usually playing on the hlgg minecraft server but something happened and i cant connect to it anymore

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>>27870810
Direct quote: ____________________________________________________________ogey____________________________________rrat

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>>27870747
Mori is Mr. Krabs

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>>27870783
She'll offcollab with Kiara and Kiara will cure her of her unhealthy obsession with her friends.

By stealing her heart herself.

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>>27869936
She looks like she just took a load from the King of Candyland

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>>27870405
Wait!? So the narrative that there were some anons posting pic of themselves with physical harms during Ame's roommate madness was real? I haven't reached those archives when it was still hot and I lost interest once it cooled down but gosh I was hoping it was just a myth

Just appreciate the 2d character, not the person behind if you are gonna gosling.

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>>27870818
based

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I'm banned? test

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>>27870749
She publishes her member streams though, doesn't she?

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>>27870758
Just do your reps, anon

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>>27870748
Solidarity with imperial france as two post-revolutionary superpowers with a strong anti-monarchist leaning that were under direct threat from a britain-lead coalition. But then france lost World War 0.5 (part 11) and the imperial system kind of died with them everywhere except the US, where britain never managed to reclaim meaningful influence.

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What's everyone favorite yuri EN couple?

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>>27870492
Mori posts on /hlgg/. Of course she's a permavirgin.

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>>27870783

What the fuck did her mom do to her besides the knife shit?

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Man I love yuri but I'm not some dumb aggressive shipper, if it happens it happens whatever man.

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>>27870697
>when your retarded system confuses even yourself
time to quit imperial, anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27870858
all of them

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>>27870783
What's wrong with her? She seems like a mess.

[Anonymous No.]

vaginally penetrating gura for the purpose of procreation

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>>27870807
Huh, Ame goslings existed during the first ever Apex stream, before Superliminal
>ghostling before tits reveal
Mori goslings only called themselves ghostlings after tiddy dox, maybe you should stop pretending, newfag

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>>27870833
God I fucking fell for that one now didn't I. You got me good me man thanks
>>27870840
I wonder how their collab would go like no off collab meme shit I think they'd have an interesting dynamic

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>>27870758
listening to an indie tuber's karaoke VoD
video games

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>>27870783
If Matsuri was a hot guy she wouldn't have this problem. Also if she would just bite the bullet and rape a hookup that would solve her problems.

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>>27870859
She doesn't and she isn't

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>>27870858
Amelia/Your Mom.

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Yuri wins

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>>27870458
>denying reality now
Yurifags should be dragged out into the street and shot.