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I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with Rin like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl with no arms like Rin. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little girl with no arms by birth?

>> No.2813042

Rin has arms, but nice try OP.

>> No.2813041

I just noticed /jp/ is now Katawa Shoujo.

I'm leaving.

>> No.2813044

I guess abuse drugs and alcohol and hope for the worst. Good luck, brother.

>> No.2813047

>>2813039
First chop your own arms off, then have sex. Make sure you still are bleeding during conception.

>> No.2813052

>>2813039
I can't believe myself, but I actually know the answer to this one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide

>> No.2813053
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cool story bro

>> No.2813064

>>2813039
The drugs that cause birth defects like Rin's are illegal in most countries. The only other option is to do cosmetic surgery at a young age to change the structure of the arms (not sure if they will redevelop or not, but you will have a baby rin for a while at least).

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Just chop them off, what's the big deal?

>> No.2813076

>>2813053
i lol'd at that pic

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>> No.2813129

>>2813064
pretty sure that surgery would be illegal too

>> No.2813155

I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with Lilly like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl with no sight like Lilly. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little girl with no sight by birth?

>> No.2813157

>>2813129
Very likely, but I only knew one of them was. Not going to bother looking up the laws on the other. I doubt any doctor would do it anyways, that's pretty far past what they are supposed to be doing anyways.

>> No.2813179

I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with Hisao like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little boy with a heart condition like Hisao. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little boy with arrhythmia by birth?

>> No.2813180

How about not ruining your daughter's life?

>> No.2813190

I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with Hanako like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl with burns over her body like Hanako. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little girl with burns all over her by birth?

>> No.2813208

I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with Misha like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl who can't control her bowels like Misha. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little girl that has to wear diapers her entire life?

>> No.2813215
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I showed my little sister Red Shift and she fell in love with Death like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl with power over life and death. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little Grim Reaper?

>> No.2813220

I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and we both agreed that Shizune was shit. We plan on having a healthy child.

>> No.2813224

>>2813208
Don't need drugs for that, you can do that through not toilet training.

>> No.2813240

>>2813220
I lol'd.

I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with Shizune like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl that's a controlling bitch like Shizune. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little girl that's a controlling bitch by birth?

>> No.2813258

I showed my girlfriend some Key game and she fell in love with [insert character name] like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little girl who looks retarded. We decided that my girlfriend could drink a lot of alcohol and have a child with FAS.

>> No.2813260

>>2813064
Humans aren't lizards, man.

>> No.2813276

>>2813260
Babies, however, are different, in the fact that they're not totally formed.

I'm unsure if they'd reform part of an arm, or perhaps an entire arm. But, because they're still being developed and aren't entirely complete, I'm unsure of the exact result.

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I showed my girlfriend Katawa Shoujo and she fell in love with that painting like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little boy that looks like that painting. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little boy made out of paint by birth?

>> No.2813291

>>2813276
This sounds like it is in dire need of experimentation.

>> No.2813308

I showed my girlfriend Umineko and she fell in love with Goat-oniichan like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little boy with a goat head like Goat-oniichan. What can we both do by way of diet or medicine to produce a darling little boy with the head of a goat by birth?

>> No.2813327

damn ks mods removing/not using the thalidomide clawjob that I suggested years ago.

>> No.2813328

HAY GUYS I PLAYED THIS RETARDED GAME WHERE YOU HIT ON RETARDED WOMEN

MY RETARDED GIRLFRIEND AND RETARD SELF WANT A RETARDED BABBY

HOW IS RETARDED BABBY FORMED

HOW GIRL GET PREGNANT

>> No.2813357

>>2813328
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER!

>> No.2813365
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I showed my girlfriend Rui wa Tomo wo Yobu and she fell in love with Tomo like I did. We both agreed that if we stay together and have kids we want to have a little boy with onee-sama tendencies like Tomo. What can we both do by way of black magic or pretty dresses to produce a darling little boy who will look great as a girl by birth?

>> No.2813370

>>2813357
WHO KILL THEIR BABBIES BECAUSE THEY CANT FRIGTH BACK

>> No.2813374

>>2813365
nothing

enjoy having a son who ends up being straight, because children never become what you want.

>> No.2813392

>>2813276
the cells specialize long before birth.

humans can't regenerate organs lost after a couple months after conception.

The reason is that they're actually losing the cells that were assigned to the function that was removed... Once they're gone, none of their cells have the ability to move in and replace them.

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