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>> No.28631862

>>28631678
cute titty automaton.

>> No.28631915

>>28631678
How does that even work?

>> No.28631998
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>>28630586
Strong cows are good cows!
>>28631915
Titty magic.

>> No.28632086
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>> No.28632166
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>>28631678
That is a very small robot! And a very big hand!

>> No.28632243
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You know what they say about girls with big wingspans.

>> No.28632432

>>28631915
Mana is stored in the breasts

>> No.28632472

>Discussing discords being circle jerking hives
>THAT spammer shows up
Suspicious.

>> No.28632476
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AROUND FLIES
HOLD ONTO YOUR GUYS

>> No.28632482
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It doesn't matter how hard you try. You'll never manage to pull your dick out of a sandworm

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>>28631678
>tfw no gynoid waifu

>> No.28632507

>>28632472
>dragging internet drama to the next thread
Kill yourself my man

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>>28632086

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>> No.28632600

>>28632544
>>28632086
Never did like spiders. Never will like spiders.

>> No.28632650
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The most stressful part of being Daimyo is convincing your retainers not to commit seppuku every time they make a mistake

>> No.28632662

>>28632650
Doesn't matter. She's already dead

>> No.28632712
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>>28632600
Your loss.

>> No.28632765

>>28632243
Sauce me my nigga

>> No.28632779
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spoders

>> No.28632795

>>28632712
Not a loss at all. It's a win

>> No.28632797

>>28632779
>tfw you'll never have tea with your large Ushi gf

>> No.28632818

>>28632472
Only thing suspicious is you drawing attention, R&I

>> No.28632821
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Sometimes you milk the cow, and sometimes the cow milks you.

>> No.28632822
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Big seals

>> No.28632850

>>28632795
Beeg loss

>> No.28632858

>>28632821
The fate all human men deserve

>> No.28632910

>>28632821
long-ass neck and weird shoulder anatomy made me think it's that deer-llama-human mutant from Parasite Eve 2

>> No.28633049
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Hey kid wanna wish?

>> No.28633109

>>28633049
Just gonna do a driveby wish and wish your clothes disappeared

>> No.28633118

>>28633049
do genies groan every time someone tries to be funny and wish for more wishes?

>> No.28633204
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>>28633049
>I wish for you to make-out with me
>I wish for you to have sex with me
>I wish for you to marry me

>> No.28633240

>>28632650
She'll give up on seppuku if you "stab" her.

>> No.28633241
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>>28632008
Minos my man

>> No.28633260

>>28632662
It's the spirit of it that counts

>> No.28633262

>>28633204
Fool, you just wasted all three of your wishes! Now she gets three to use on you!

>> No.28633269

>>28633049
I wish for you to get pregnant.

>> No.28633278
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>>28633118
I can't blame them.

>> No.28633294

>>28632797
>responding to spam

>> No.28633305

>>28632797
>responding to giantess spammer
Retard

>> No.28633329

>>28633294
>spam
you should have seen 4chan before captcha.

>> No.28633334

>>28633294
>>28633305
How the fuck is that spam? It's a single picture. Sorry I don't follow whatever stupid bullshit you faggots babyrage about constantly.

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Are you ready for the beach

>> No.28633366

>The autist cries out in pain as it strikes you
Kill yourself

>> No.28633385

I want to see a Manticore liking and wearing really girly panties and being embarrassed about having them seen

>> No.28633429

>>28633385
laughing about her panties earns you two hours of tail hell.

>> No.28633449

>>28633429
But what if I tell her I like them?

>> No.28633492

>>28632821
that cow is a fake cow, her tits are too small.

>> No.28633557

>>28633449
four hours it is then.

>> No.28633628
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>>28633359
No.

>> No.28633660

>>28633557
And if I start kissing her panty clad mound and pussy lips while she's tailing me?

>> No.28633679

>>28633359
No its 31 F out. What is she doing?

>> No.28633703

>>28633359
I am not Australian.

>> No.28633838
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>>28633359
>>28633628
>>28633679
Perfect beach weather for winter girls

>> No.28633839

>>28633660
Hope you don't need to come up for air very often

>> No.28633843
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>A gentleman kisses the lady's hand
>But a husband kisses the lady's foot

>> No.28633883

>>28633867
>>But a husband kisses the lady's cunt
Fixed

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>> No.28634016

>>28633887
I want an Elf aunt to bully and tease until she snaps and rapes me at the family Christmas party.

>> No.28634099

>>28634016
Like on the dinner table in front of everybody or what?

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Neat

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What are some words certain monsters would think are dirty talk?

>> No.28634337

>>28634178
>Hello miss.

>> No.28634385

>>28634178
>Fucking hell -> Fuck in Hell
She'll take it to mean "Fuck me in Hell"
>Fuck me or fuck my life
Will be taken literally

Could go on. Be careful about what words you use around a monster girl!

>> No.28634618

>>28633262
>She wishes for you to cum inside of her
>She wishes for you to impregnate her
>She wishes to spend eternity with you
Nefarious!

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>> No.28634828

Pick a game and how MGs would make it MG friendly

>> No.28634890

>>28634828
ummm touhou but with cute boys instead?

>> No.28634948

>>28634178
>stuck in a rut
>pigs in a blanket
>nutjob

>> No.28634997

>>28634828
Monster Girl Quest
Less murder, no bad ends, only sort of bad end is any of the ones with angels, though those are more bittersweet

>> No.28635005

>>28634828
Last game I played was Far Cry 5 so I guess Dark Priests / Dark Valkyries make a religious commune in Montana?

>> No.28635022

>>28634890
>The youkai are all cute boys
>The bullets are sperm
>The goal of the game is now be hit by as much sperm as possible rather than dodging it
Could work.

>>28634828
Monopoly would probably get interesting. Strip Poker becomes the default method of playing Poker. No matter who wins no one loses.

>> No.28635032

>>28634997
I once recommended mgq to a friend when he said he was intersted in getting into eroge,
he didn't talk to me in months

>> No.28635036

>>28634828
You can romance the Deathclaw

>> No.28635077

>>28635032
I once played through MGQ with my roomate. We both enjoyed it much more once we thought of it as a horror game.

>> No.28635086

>>28635032
That sucks

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>> No.28636275

>>28634828
Kunoichi's Creed, where you play as an entire family of kunoichis all doing their own, progressingly difficult "assassinations", with only their wits and your guidance to help them find, capture and "recruit" the other half of their family.

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>>28635032
Ouch.

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>> No.28636770

>>28631678
Cute stress ball.

>> No.28636840

>>28634828
Doom but you play as a Lilim who shoots heroes and knights with monster mana until they transform into monsters/incubi

>> No.28637049
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>> No.28637208

>>28637049
>he cheated on his unicorn wife
Why anon...

>> No.28637273

>Succubus is wearing nothing but pasties on her tits and pussy
>Her argument is that the important bits are covered so she's technically dressed
This is a school function, how do you proceed?

>> No.28637413

>>28637208
She's a bad girl and may well have encouraged him to sleep with her step-sister-mom.

>>28637273
I present her a wardrobe of proper clothing (mostly lingerie) and explain the error of her ways. The sweater dress is sure to confuse her, but understanding those takes time.

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>> No.28637522

>>28637273
in ancient china they considered most erotic part of a woman her feet, in ancient Chinese paintings with full tits and genitalia shown they would always cover her feet as that was considered going over the line.

>> No.28637534

>>28637273
What if I tell her I'm more attracted to traditional demon clothing?

>> No.28637859

Dracoliches.

>> No.28638186

>>28637273
Tell her the wonders of the school uniform.

>> No.28638250

>>28637273
What if I ask her to be my gf but she needs to dress in a proper school uniform for that too happen?

>> No.28638279

>>28637420
>Not "Eggs gonna get impregnatey"

>> No.28638372

>>28638279
She's doing her best, anon!

>> No.28638377

>>28637420
>not eggs and rapey

>> No.28638401
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It's the Headless Horsepussy!

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>>28637859

>> No.28638625

>>28638401
The most portable blowjob known to man.

>> No.28638797
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>> No.28638834

Cunny!

>> No.28639089
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>>28638834
Fluffy cunny.

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Are you ready for winter anons?

>> No.28639280

>>28639186
Is Manticore fur and fluff warm and cozy?

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>>28634828
World of warcraft but it's just humans vs. monster girls. You pvp to see who gets to top.

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>> No.28639426

>>28639186
Yeah I'm ready for it to be sunny and 80F fahrenheit on Christmas day again

>> No.28639505
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>>28639426
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

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>>28639505

>> No.28639673

>>28639186
God yes

Summer is hell

>> No.28639739
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Stretchy slime.

>> No.28639868

>>28639186
I'm never ready. I wish I could move to the tropics with my wife for warm weather year round.

>> No.28639880

>>28639186
Guess so. It's probably gonna be rainy and windy again though.

>> No.28639928

>>28639186
I can't wait for the rape cabin in the mountains

>> No.28640111

>>28639426
Holy shit are you me?

>> No.28640171

>>28639186
The ice girls are probably going to have to wait a week or two more.

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ded

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>>28640703
ded

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>> No.28640843

I want a T-Rex girl mommy.

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>>28640754
wock theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7gRpIKfSCM

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>>28640703
ded

>> No.28640984

>>28640849
I expected something more like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg
or
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8TQF8jo7eT8

>> No.28641213

>>28639928
>the rape cabin in the mountains
Is that the movie where the Snuggle Scouts party in the woods and find a scary facility underneath?

>> No.28641336
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>> No.28641445

>>28641336
Hi alp

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>> No.28641773
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I want to cast megamorphosis on a baphomet!

>> No.28641828

>>28641613
I love cats, I love smug, and I love tits n ass
If a CC ever came near me I'd be as good as hers without a sliver of doubt

>> No.28641832

>>28641773
Based

Breasts for all women and girls

>> No.28641839
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Face your fears. Fuck a murderplant til she loses the will to kill.

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>>28639928
I hope the Yeti who lives there has workout equipment she puts to good use.

>> No.28642007

>>28641839
I can't tell for sure what that plant is secreting, but I don't think I can handle buckets of raw magic plant poison so I might sit this one out, chief.

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>> No.28642150

>>28642007
>that plant is secreting
its purple drank

>> No.28642409

>>28641839
The only plants I'm drawn to are barometz, tentacle and maybe flowkelp.

>> No.28642423

>>28641839
Would 100% mating press in her own plant.

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>> No.28642591

>>28642423
If you mate with a plant, does she pop out seeds like harpies do with eggs, and then plant those seeds to make daughters?

>> No.28642668

>>28642015
Cute catterpillar.

>> No.28642693

>>28639186
Yup, the wives get soft/softer during the winter months.

>> No.28642795

>>28642570
I’d fuck it, but I’d cast megamorphosis on her first

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>> No.28642929

>>28642015
It’s not fair! I want a childhood friend Greenworm. All I’ve got in my neighborhood is nothing but old CC hags who just want my body.

>> No.28642954

>>28641832
I hope you're personally visited by a sabbath tonight

>> No.28642971

>>28642809
Is KC making a MGE coloring book?
I’d totally buy one.

>> No.28643046

>>28642795
Ara ara humpty egg sounds really fucking good.

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>>28642929
Childhood friend Wonderworm good enough?

>> No.28643145

>>28642809
The most dangerous viagra dispencer.

>> No.28643233

>>28642591
Plant and make daughters, she jerks you off onto them so they 'grow healthy and strong'. I don't question it.

>> No.28643252

>>28642954
Hopefully it’s the Shirokuto Sabbath
But I’m probably too much of a brainlet for such an esteemed institution

>> No.28643651

>>28643252
You could always be a janitor. They probably aren't that great with basic self-care and menial tasks.

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>>28643651
They don't really have a need for that sort of thing when the whole place is enchanted to the nines.
The menial work literally takes care of itself.

>> No.28644116

>>28643824
But why do that when they could have some guy pick their bloomers off the ground?

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>>28642971
>Is KC making a MGE coloring book?
No, that's a different artist.

>> No.28644226

Speaking of sabbaths, which one do you think would have the most variety and which one has the best sex?

>> No.28644332

>>28644226
>most variety
Momonika
>best sex
Kuro

>> No.28644341

>>28644198
did he make his game yet?

>> No.28644358

>>28642954
I hope so too

My fierce love of breasts will affect them and solve their mistakes

>> No.28644389

>>28644198
Intense fear boner.

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>>28644116
Because men would be of significantly better use replenishing the staggering quantities of mana they end up using in their research.

>> No.28644546

>>28644358
Jokes on you they will send the marune sabbath.

>> No.28644701

>>28644495
It's important to allot time in the day for flirting and sexual tension .

>> No.28644785
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>>28644389

>> No.28644976

>>28644785
Don't fall for her friendly face. Her husband hasn't left the bedroom for the last century.

>> No.28645063

Bros, I want Calli to gentle femdom me...

>> No.28645139
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Best MG for this feel?

>> No.28645332
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>>28645139
Elves

>> No.28645409

>>28645139
The feeling of being with a loving loli who'll lift you up (Mentally and physically)? Baphomet.

>> No.28645448
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>> No.28645662
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Your dick will never see the light of day again

>> No.28645955
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>>28645063
Oh this isn't the hololive thread. She's a grim reaper, does that count as monster girl?

>> No.28646189

>>28645662
Can't say it did much before either.

>> No.28646230

>>28642150
>its purple drank
Nevermind, then. Send me in coach, I'm ready.

>> No.28646231

>>28645955
you know what. Sure man, Sure, she counts. What do you want her to do to you?

>> No.28646308

>>28645063
Aunty reaper is to much of a dork to dom anyone.

>> No.28646419
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>>28646231
Pin me to a bed and call me a good boy.

>> No.28646459

>>28646419
That's good stuff man, You think her skin would be cold? I think it would.

>> No.28647135
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>> No.28647217
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gote

>> No.28647300

>>28647217
Bloat the goat.

>> No.28647340
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Does your wife share your hobbies? And if she doesn't, does she at least give it a try before getting flustered and giving up?

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>>28647217
Wine gote

>> No.28647420

>>28647340
There's overlap.

One likes vidya and table-top and the other enjoys more physical activities like Amateur adventuring.

>> No.28647512

What makes cute retards so appealing? How do you convince a wurm, that the open bottle of glue and the trail on the table and the glue around her mouth is indisputable evidence that she was drinking glue?

>> No.28647657

>>28647340
She teases me about pretending I don't have hobbies and being too non-committal to give something my all.
I'm more comfortable indulging in her hobbies.

>> No.28647861

>>28647340
harassing the pharaoh is fun for the whole family

>> No.28647962

>>28647512
Cause she was sucking your dick and that’s your cum

>> No.28648028

>>28647962
See, she tried to pull that, but the bottle clearly says "glue"

>> No.28648041

>>28647861
Please stop grape snake. My waifu has been reduce to a neet that plays strategist games all day to enact power fantasies.

>> No.28648319

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a shortstack, be she nuki, oni, or something else entirely.

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>>28648319
I'm snuggling with this squirrel until she stops talking about poll numbers.

>> No.28648485
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youthful dragons

>> No.28648576
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>>28648485

>> No.28648673 [SPOILER] 
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>>28648485
mouthful dragons

>> No.28648735

>>28648474
You should, she gonna be busy tomorrow

>> No.28648770

If you wanted your flat skeleton girl to turn into a big titty skeleton girl, would you cast Megalomorphosis?

>> No.28648815

>>28643081
Dude already looks high af and she isn’t even a wonderworm yet

>> No.28648867

>>28648815
She looks pretty wonderful already. are you sure shes not a wonderworm?

>> No.28648916

>>28645063
I’d rather have Callie and Marie to femdom me

>> No.28649015

>>28636743
All men should belong to a Lava Golem or Dorome onee-san.

>> No.28649059

>>28648673
>>28640984
I was right!

>> No.28649960

>>28648319
this may be the last mg thread ever

>> No.28650040
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>>28643252
>wanted to work for the Shirokuto Sabbath
>get stuck as an amazon’s house-husband instead
Ugh

>> No.28650062

>>28649960
It's not like the world is going to fucking shit itself tomorrow anon.

>> No.28650257

sandfish

>> No.28650299

>>28648319
I want to get snug with a shortstack nuki, fox, and rata. Big tits, big ass, and big mofu on small frames.

>> No.28650305

portals when

>> No.28650327

I wonder how tsundere mamono would react when their husbands are feeling sad or down

>> No.28650511

>>28650062
shit will escalate, nukes will fly, I got an old cold war bomb shelter and my rona supplies to last me a few months but the isolation will make me go crazy till I make an mg tulpa

>> No.28650628

>>28650511
There's not going to be nukes you dummy, things are just going to get progressively worse so slowly you won't likely be able to notice. The point of no return was decades ago, it's too late to avoid it.

>> No.28650640
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28650640

Gazer say
FUCK POLITICS

>> No.28650716
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>> No.28650748
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>> No.28650781

>>28650748
>tfw no muscle monstergirl gf to use me like a sweatrag after she gets done working out

>> No.28650831

>>28650305
Never. We've passed too many doomsday dates. I can't trust anymore.

>> No.28650858
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>One Order nation attempts to demoralize mamono by spreading NTR porn
>backfires horribly
>Extremist ranks have expanded significantly
>Eros declared a holy war on the nation
>Now they have a massive and very pissed off demon army on the way to them determined to "liberate" them

>> No.28650873
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You haven't been consorting with foul monsters right, anon? You haven't, heaven forbid, laid with one of their kind?

>> No.28650974

>>28650873
>implying there's any women who'd want me

>> No.28651051
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>>28650873
Course not

Now if you'll excuse me these sisters need my help with something

>> No.28651065
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>>28633049
Give me the cool genie.

>> No.28651124

>>28651065
WIsh 1 is to be able to manhandle those tiddies whenever I want

I'm sure 2 and 3 will come to me someday

>> No.28651240
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SHARKS

>> No.28651251

>>28634385
>Telling a vampire "Oh Bite me!"

>> No.28651346
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28651346

>>28645139
Accept no substitutes.

>> No.28651372

Akaname, toad and sandworm harem for triple tongue action.

>> No.28651441

>>28650873
Those purity inspectors sure are intimidating. They keep searching my home and body for signs of being with monsters. I'm scared that they might find a reason to take me away.

>> No.28651468

>>28650873
Of course! The thought of being with one of you has never crossed my mind.

>> No.28651672
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>> No.28651689
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28651689

I like my cats soft slick and shiny

>> No.28651802

>>28651689
Based and rubberpilled.

>> No.28651816

>>28633118
>Not wishing for more Genies
Pathetic

>> No.28651909
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>> No.28652133
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>>28651689
Same, but with succs.

>> No.28652511
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28652511

Is it true what they say about shoggoth? That every copy is personalized?

>> No.28652525

>>28652511
No.

>> No.28652566

>>28644495
What kind of man gets physically dominated by a little girl?

>> No.28652639

>>28652566
White man

>> No.28652667

>>28652511
Eww, men shouldn't have to deal with nasty, gross sludge like slimes as a maid!

>> No.28652706
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>>28652566
The man in proximity to a girl that is both very powerful and very horny.

>> No.28653006
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>>28631678
Would this be passed off as an Order State or kingdom, or Lescatie?

https://youtu.be/Mj_tRQOB8bc

>> No.28653713

>>28653006
Why not go back to /tg/ and ask there?

>> No.28653910

>>28653713
What's your problem?

>> No.28654169
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28654169

>>28653910
we got a live one boys

>> No.28654197

>>28653910
He doesn't like scrappy redheads. What do you think her eventual fate as a monster is going to be?

Dullahan? Zombie? Vampire? Imagine being her squire and getting kidnapped alongside her by a vampire who kits her our in bondage gear, drugs you both, gets her fit to burst and fluffs you to the point you're hard enough to pierce reality, and then she sets you loose on the newly turned vampire knight while she's still locked up

>> No.28654364

>>28653006
How about you kill yourself?

>> No.28654369

>>28654197
I think I like it. I just don't get why questions like that are sometimes answered with ">>/tg/ and begone". Doesn't seem like any deliberate trolling to me, and could just be someone who's never been to /mgt/ before.

>> No.28654461

>>28654369
>I just don't get why questions like that are sometimes answered with ">>/tg/ and begone".
there are genuinely autistic people here

>> No.28654531

>>28654369
He's compounding you with another shitposter that primarily posts human boys and just tacks on "oh this is order btw".

That guy is literal cancer. Human girls are relevant, as is paladin chan and all the lewdness that befalls her corruption.

>> No.28654621

>>28632779
Say what you will but the silmarils are mine and will always be mine

>> No.28654626

>>28654531
Well, I think that he should cool down a little on those accusations, though I'm not >>28653006, actually.

>> No.28654744
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28654744

I like cows

>> No.28654898

>>28654626
I agree, nothing wrong with posting off topic images, fellow 4channer

>> No.28655360
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28655360

There is no stopping the inevitable horde.

>> No.28655386

>>28654744
>>28655360
Gobbos try to enter the farm while sleep cow stands guard, what happens?

>> No.28655472 [SPOILER] 
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Would you fuck a thornpussy alraune?

>> No.28655487

>>28655386
Through a combination of her short stature, asymmetrical horns and large breasts they decide she is a hobgoblin and declare her as boss.

>> No.28655489

What kind of questions would a wurm ask

>> No.28655672

>>28655489
What's your tax policy?
Why do you like GoT?

>> No.28655826

>>28655489
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
What was my face before my mom was hatched?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear, does it still make a sound?
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>> No.28655889

>>28654744
Wake up Betsy! Winter's coming! You've gotta collect the harvest in time!

>> No.28655918
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>>28655360
A Goblin horde outnumbers the guards of a small village 30 to 1.

>> No.28655919

>>28655472
No but I do want more monster girls with that kind of body.

>> No.28655931

>>28655918
Imperial guards wear full-plate. You should've paid the fine!

>> No.28655970

>>28655931
>Goblins forced by the guards to rebuild the buildings and walls they tore down. Apologizing to the townsfolk, before sheepishly returning the men they captured.

>> No.28655972

>>28655472
Are they demon silver style thorns?

>> No.28655973

>>28655918
Does that mean that they all get 30 goblin wives?

>> No.28655978

>>28655918
I could probably take 3 goblins in a fight

>> No.28656028

>>28655978
Assuming it's unarmed, could probably punt the first few, pulling off the ones that try to grapple you.
But if they knock you to the ground it's kind of game over, you've lost your height advantage and they can subdue you more easily.

>> No.28656213

>>28655972
Yeah KC hasn't done a single peak ara ara girl yet

>> No.28656306

>>28655487
>>28655970
Being a sheriff in the wild west and dealing with the Goblin desperados would be a pain.

>> No.28656352

>>28656306
Damn Goblins wearing nothing but ponchos and getting drunk on tequila.

>> No.28656469

>>28655972
no

>> No.28656491

>>28656213
Wight?

>> No.28656514

>>28656491
Wwong

>> No.28656585

>>28656491
Too slim too elegant, not as much of a tit monster. I'm talking /d/ venus thread preportions.

>> No.28656608

>>28655919
>>28656213
I meant to reply to you, dunno how I messed it up

>> No.28656614

>>28656585
Ah, just kill yourself then.

>> No.28656731

>>28656614
lol no

>> No.28656880

>>28656585
>/d/ venus thread
Is that what the're calling the fattie threads now?

>> No.28656951
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I gotta go running but I don't want to. Wish I had some booty to chase.

>> No.28656989

>>28656880
No, that's a different thread and I think it got booted to /trash/ I dunno. Got any more hot takes tho? Is it icky?

>> No.28657037

>>28656585
Sorry, monster girls are supposed to be flawless, not overweight slobs.

>> No.28657119

>>28657037
I'm gonna have a soft cow and you can't stop me, faggot.

>> No.28657579

>>28657119
Thicc is perfectly fine, just not fatties.

>> No.28657765

>>28657579
meanwhile >>28648673
I agree with you, but you shouldn't still be letting fatfags post in that case.

>> No.28657844

>>28657765
>you shouldn't still be letting
Sorry I kinda forgot that I literally own these threads and can delete anything and ban anyone
haha my bad

>> No.28657864

>>28657844
It's not that difficult to keep undesirables out of a thread. You just need to let them know that they aren't welcome.

>> No.28657900

>>28657864
They wouldn't be faggots if they didn't ignore that kind of reaction

>> No.28658170
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Who woke up the Dreadnought? Don't worry, the ass is her weakpoint.

>> No.28658441

>>28657765
don't ever reply to me again, reprobate

>> No.28658455

>>28658441
Kill yourself, landwhale enabler.

>> No.28658467
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28658467

Three days into No Nut November.

It sure would be a shaaaaaame if the portals opened up and I met my monster soul mate and ruined my attempt...

All this unused sperm ripening to perfection and then going to waste once December hits. Too bad...

Getting so sensitive that handholding my waifu would probably make me lose...

Come on portals. :(

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>>28641773
I wish all baphomets were like this, If anyone has more onee-san bapho pics please share
>someone is knocking on the door
>ask who it is
>female voice saying she is selling coockies
>not gonna loose the chance to get some coockies
>open the door
>mfw I get swatted by sabath monster girls

>> No.28658769
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>>28658521
I got your onee right here :^)

>> No.28658808

>>28658170
Those clothese where made to be removed violently.

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>>28658521

>> No.28659282

>>28658769
Well, I'm convinced.
How we can drink heavily and watch horror movies.

>> No.28659320

>>28658769
>actually a 900 years old hag
anon is getting double bamboozled

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>>28654744
I love cows!

>> No.28659849

>>28650327
Medusae would coil around her husband and give him a hug

She'll probably turn his dick into stone if he tells anyone that she's being nice to him

>> No.28660382

>>28658467
the edit that took out the lips made that image so much better, to a ridiculous extent.

>> No.28660667

>You startled the Witch

>> No.28660732

Do monster girls share food allergies with their Earth counterparts? Like do Hellhounds, etc have an issue with chocolate?

>> No.28660778

>>28655826
>What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Hit your palm with your fingers to clap with one hand.
>What was my face before my mom was hatched?
Depends if you believe in reincarnation.
>If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear, does it still make a sound?
Depends on which definition of sound you go by: sound is vibrations transmitted through a material medium which is usually air, or subjective feeling caused by the formerly mentioned vibrations. The vibrations that a falling tree creates happen regardless of anyone's presence, but the feeling requires somebody to be there.
>Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Cinnamon flavoring and sugar content.

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>>28658521
Be blessed.
>>28660732
>20) Can monstergirls of the wolf-family (Werewolf, Hellhound, ect.) eat things that real dogs can't, such as onions? If they can't, will it work as an aphrodisiac on them similar to Vampires?[69]

>Monster girls are living beings that are half monster and half human, so things like onions are fine. Whatever a human can eat can a monster girl eat too.

>> No.28660994
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A Monstergirl in this sitting levitation pose arrogantly saying:

>"Cute human boys like winning Monstergirls, eh Miss Halligan?"

>> No.28661049

>>28660778
>Hit your palm with your fingers to clap with one hand.
So it sounds kind of like fapping?
>>28660994
It's a this faggot clogs up the image limit with off topic garbage again episode. Again.

>> No.28661190

>>28653006

I can see the connects.

>> No.28661277

>>28660867
>Dogscan't eat onions
What? My old German shepherd sure did. I mean, boy do I wish he didn't after he farts 'em out. Of course, I don't mean raw or in any particularly high quantity.

>> No.28661409

>>28660778
Damn anon, you must be a real hit with the Wurms

>> No.28661718

I'm gonna send a dark mage so many NSFW pics.
Like me doing experimentation without protective clothing or glasses, taking too many breaks from work and sitting in the chair in very odd and dangerous positions.

>> No.28661999
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28661999

Your fox's tail count indicates how many creampies she needs a day to stay healthy. But going above that number is never a bad thing, sometimes even recommended like when she's stressed or ovulating.

>> No.28662042

>Pharaoh wife keeps bestowing titles upon you
>At first it was cool but now it's getting embarassing

>> No.28662082

>>28662042
Other vassals are getting upset at how unfairly all these titles are being distributed.

>> No.28662154
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>>28661999
Ahri is absolutely ravenous in this case

>> No.28662361

>>28662082
They won't be that upset once they hear what the titles are.

>> No.28662866
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>>28662154
The seed would basically never stop flowing out of me
She's succ tier, AND famous, so I'd need to keep her in check by mercilessly gorging her full of it every day

>> No.28663864

>>28660994
what would Halligan be, a wurm?

>> No.28664078
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Flaggy still hot!

>> No.28664161
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>>28662866
She's also not very smart

>> No.28664164

>>28663864
Wurms float in the air

>> No.28664346

>>28662042
I bet she likes to make you put on fancy dresses too

>Anon, put on the dress
>but I don't want to
>NOW

>> No.28664867

What would happen if I was standing in public with a sign that says "headpat slut" in a monster girl controlled city?

>> No.28665006

>>28664346
Hey it is the traditional outfit of the Pharaoh's personal assistant.

>> No.28665064

>>28664867
Is this what the censored version of Die Hard 3 is now?

>> No.28665214

>When normal monster girls get mad that the material and undead girls get special privileges to go out during the Jub jub flu

>> No.28665253

>>28664346
>not wanting to just freeball it in traditional pharaohnic garb

>> No.28665291

big
pharaoh
ass

>> No.28665329
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DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>> No.28665348

>>28665214
>Jubjub flu happens
>People living in the undead kingdoms don't care
>Some of them react in a more... interesting way.
>"Ah, that reminds me of the plague back in the 1700. Me and my whole family died back then. Ah, how nostalgic."

>> No.28665371

>>28665291
I would gladly be her chair in court. After all its the husband's duty.

>> No.28665440

>>28665291
How large?

>>28665348
>anubis grumbling at home
>Stupid undead not having to worry about their breasts tripling in size and talking like a bimbo for two weeks

>> No.28665531

>>28665440
The very limit the thread will allow.

>> No.28665573

>>28665531
Ah, so it shifts in size with the rise and set of the sun

>> No.28665629

>>28665440
>Stupid undead not having to worry about their breasts tripling in size and talking like a bimbo for two weeks
Oh no, what a terrible flu! Where is the most affected people? So I can go there and help them.

>> No.28665750

>>28665629
Local undead sabbath branch teamed up with Grelia's to get an impromptu treatment center going and there's the Asimov's Heart Center on MLK Street but its in a rapey part of town

>> No.28665828

>>28665629
I believe the single Anubi in the government district are in need of serious help. I should go other there and see what I can do for them.

>> No.28665923

>>28662042
It's really embarrassing when one of the royal titles is bedroom slave and some of the Anubi address you by that.

>> No.28665987

>>28665828
>Still doing their jobs even with tits that get in the way and improper language
Bless their hearts and that of the golem on translation duty

>> No.28666124

>>28665923
>not enjoying her slowly going beet red as she gets not just into the titles for virility but also positions you've mastered

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>> No.28666940
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ded

>> No.28666990

>>28666124
She's comfortable with "Weilder of the Most Mighty Rod".

She hasn't figured out what it means yet.

>> No.28667083
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>>28666940
It cannot be helped, I am conducting research into kaiju movies.

>> No.28667127

>>28665987
My dick is getting dangerously erect from this.

>> No.28667194

>>28665923
The newest title is "Royal throne"

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>> No.28667408

>>28667127
That doesn't compare to how the Anubi feel right now.

>> No.28667621
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Do pork orks have orgasms that last 30 minutes, just like real pigs?

>> No.28667687

>>28667621
Hey that actually would make my job as Big Chief a lot easier

>> No.28667700

>>28665987
I wonder if there is a writer willing to do a short story version of this.

>> No.28667744

>knock on lich neighbor's door
>"Ah, Mr. Anon. Can I help you with something?"
>"Have you been experimenting on my wife again?"
>"Now why would you accuse me of such a thing all of a sudden?"
>your zombie wife shuffles out from behind you, clearly different from before you left for work this morning
>"...I merely made some adjustments that I thought you'd appreciate."
>"So the extra pair of arms?"
>"Better to hug you."
>"The four eyes?"
>"Better to see you."
>"Her breasts going up five cup sizes?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"...Better to tit-fuck you."
>your wife hugs you with a drawn out "waaaarm"
>her four hands are running all over your body as her bustier chest presses against your back
>"See? She appoves."

>> No.28667936

>>28666990
She's probably going to be rolling on the floor in embarrassment when the realization hits her.

>>28667127
Don't go in, you won't walk out

>> No.28667958

>>28667744
That's four wight claws to get you with when she transforms into wight.

>> No.28668120

>>28667958
>holds you down with two arms while she leisurely rakes your chest with her other two claws
This is too dangerous.

>> No.28668135
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The desire for a pet to play is a need, not a want. All animals require regular stimulation to stay happy and healthy.

>> No.28668185
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>> No.28668215

>>28668120
>implying she won't pin you with two and tease your dick with her extra claws

>> No.28668262

>>28668120
>Smothers you with her even fatter tits
The danger keeps increasing.

>> No.28668310

>>28667744
This just like going to college and finding a note on your fridge door that said "Cat dead, details later - H.W."

>> No.28668838

>>28667744
Would be lovely, although considering my tastes and mammy bammy she's probably added extra muscle to that zombie

>> No.28668874
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>>28668838
I'm going to start hitting on that Lich's assistant, personally.

>> No.28668958

>>28668874
>that lich
maybe not the best of ideas anon

>> No.28669116

>>28668958
Fran helped lots of guys get off when she built that fleshy fuck-meat thing at school. I'm sure she'd let me bang Adorea.

>> No.28669699

>be childhood friends with a tomboy monster
>when you were younger, she was the braver one and promised to look after you forever
>years later, she's still a tomboy, but her body has become more feminine
>however, you are much taller than her now, and she thinks your a total stud
>she'd never admit it out loud, but she desperately wants you to bend her over something and bang her brains out

>> No.28669796
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Monsters are the servants of man. Man has power to wrangle monsters with his dick alone.

>> No.28669961

>>28669699
>she's still a tomboy, but her body has become more feminine
>you are much taller than her
Yeah tomboy as fuck haha right fellow redditor

>> No.28669993

>>28669796
A pack of angry hellhounds would like a moment with you.

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>>28669993
They won't be angry for long.

>> No.28670158

>>28669699
>No huge, buff tomboy monster that is secretly a huge sub fetishist

>> No.28670174

>>28669961
'Tomboy' is a personality, you retard.

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>>28659320
Monsters having a complex over their age while looking like a young woman is the cutest shit

>> No.28670235

>>28670174
And you completely miss the entire point of it, yes

>> No.28670371

>>28665629
Does it affect men too? If my wife catches it, the only way I could stand to be near her like that is if I’m a Him-bo.

>> No.28670402

>>28669699
>but she desperately wants you to bend her over something and bang her brains out
I'm way too much of a pushover for that.

>> No.28670417

>>28670371
I'd say it does.

>> No.28670694

>>28664346
No way fag

>> No.28671182

>>28670694
The cool snake lady lets me wear what I want to wear.

>> No.28671616
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>>28671182
>Pharaoh demands her foreign husband wear skimpy Egyptian clothes
>He accepts on the condition that she wear a burka
>It still shows off her curvy figure

>> No.28671790

>>28671616
Bodies too bodacious to be hidden are a miracle. Especially in sweaters.

>> No.28671873

>>28671616
POV: she just found the you hiding spot.

>> No.28672114
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So has there been any talk yet of this jinko doujin? Should be nice for her fans. https://twitter.com/tonfacat/status/1323459890837245953

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>>28671790
Based taste. It might be desensitization but it's way hotter when women show off their bodies when covered. Gives the tantalizing feeling of having something hidden to discover. Although slutty clothes also have their own appeal in moderation

>> No.28672152
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Remember it’s your duty as a servant of the pharaoh to stop any apophises from graping her by making sure they waste all their venom on you first

>> No.28672184

https://twitter.com/tonfacat/status/1323459890837245953

Jinko doujin

>> No.28672207

>>28672152
A boned Apophis is a good Apophis

>> No.28672220

>>28672184
Damn I was slow posting >>28672114
Previews on dlsite look good, it's only 1.6k yen. I'd probably get it if my money situation was better.

>> No.28672276
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>cute and fluffy
>loves to cuddle during the day
>loves long, passionate sex with heavy eye contact
>intelligent and extremely good with magic
>will probably end up turning you nocturnal so you’ll get to experience the beauty of the night with her without being tired
Why haven’t you taken the owlpill yet, anon?

>> No.28672383

>>28672276
Theres a pharaoh sitting on my face

>> No.28672451

>>28672276
I wouldn't mind one.

>> No.28672580

>>28672276
I have; owl mage is second best birb, but they can't trump gandharva. I don't know how KC will ever make a better harpy, though the mage was a solid attempt.

>> No.28672657

>>28672114
>>28672184
Is there a place to watch KC's game demo sample? I know the ytube one got deleted but enty and fantia require a payed subscription

>> No.28672677

>>28672114
>those stick arms
>human sized "paws"
That's no Jinko.

>> No.28672824
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>> No.28672834

>>28672133
I like to imagine that this is one of those things so counter-intuitive even MG have to learn it. Then it clicks and everything is great.

>> No.28673044

>>28672824
Which of them is celebrating?

>> No.28673201

>>28673044
I'm going to assume the cow didn't bake the cowgirl a birthday cake

>> No.28673218
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>> No.28673252

>>28673201
Bitch you don't know what goes on in the moors at night

>> No.28673274

>>28673252
Course not, I kept getting told to stay off

>> No.28673312

>>28673218
Cute Minotaurs deserve the support they get.

>> No.28673332
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What did she saw?

>> No.28673360

>>28673312
Well, somebody has to do it. Their bras sure can't.

>> No.28673490

>>28673332
Leek spin 10 hours

>> No.28673594

>>28673332
Someone didn't secure their stretchy meat properly and it fell straight into the camp fire. The horror. The horror.

>> No.28673909

>>28673274
nah mate we've got right to roam up here, just don't make a mess

>> No.28673956

>>28673490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY

>> No.28674153
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>If it ain't broke, try fixing it anyway!

>> No.28674208

>>28674153
Please don't try to fix my dick.

>> No.28674246

>>28674208
Why not? her tail can give it a good tighten, then she can follow it up with a polish.

>> No.28674482
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQFszVb2IL8

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>> No.28674747

>>28672276
but i have though

>> No.28675035

>>28672114
I am clicks away from buying it, but her arms doesnt look like Jinko arms should look, I am ambivalent, the preview doesnt show if she has abs and if she doesnt, I feel it will be wasted money.

>> No.28675473
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>>28672834
Exactly. A transitional period where they don't know why men aren't shocked at the way they dress and then realizing what they need to do. Imagine the demon general of a monster army coming to your town and demanding you date her. Her monster instincts let her read your tastes so she wears a long sleeved blouse and form fitting jeans instead of the usual bikini armour. Some monsters might consider that even more scandalous

>> No.28675859
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>> No.28675986

>>28675859
Does she also give free wolfjobs?

>> No.28676076
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>> No.28676203

>>28676076
>Shog getting good vibes.webm

>> No.28676226

>>28675986
She gives you lots of pups

>> No.28676245

>>28676226
Cubs, surely.

>> No.28676277

>>28676245
Babies, perhaps

>> No.28676322

>>28675986
Free and non-optional; once she's got her arms around you there is no escape. These "free hugs" signs are a diabolical way for monsters to get unsuspecting men into their clutches amd yetis are absolutely fuming about other monsters using their secret man-comforting technique for rape.

>> No.28676533
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How far is ara~ara~ range?

>> No.28676727
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>>28676533
everywhere

>> No.28676776

>>28676533
Anywhere near an elf.

>> No.28676827

>>28676533
I don't know but I sure hope I'm within it

>> No.28676864

>>28676533
It's the MG's armlength plus the diameter of the plate of cookies she's holding.

>> No.28676958

>>28676533
It's a voice based attack so the effective range is infinite with proper technology. In practicality it's utilized in small areas to stun the prey while they maneuver into grapple range and lull them into submission with their chest attack.

>> No.28677047

>>28676958
>submission
It's also a chokehold if the target's fortitude is too high for the submission to work. That move is broken.

>> No.28677130

>>28672276
I don't like eggs.

>> No.28677192

>>28639186
It's fine on Christmas Eve but any other day should have a heatwave.

>> No.28677393
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>> No.28677808

>>28677393
What’s she up to?

>> No.28677859
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>Mamono use demon realm silver weapons and other nonlethal means to wage war
>Kingdoms of humans warring against one another use real weapons and just kill each other
>Monster forces start inciting wars against numerous human kingdoms until they're all united against the 'Demon Menace' instead of fighting each other
>Mamono putting themselves in direct danger to prevent humanity from killing itself. Give them a common enemy and they will find peace.

Truly noble creatures.

>> No.28677867

>>28677808
playing horsey

>> No.28678259
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She is too smug she is scaring me.
What is going on in her mind?

>> No.28678283

>>28678259
Then she trips over her own hair.

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>> No.28678512

>>28677859
Can I offer a proud demon knight to stay at my humble farm for the night?

>> No.28678629
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>> No.28678779
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28678779

>ywn turn into a wolf and rape your Cu Sith wife
What a shit world we live in

>> No.28678813

>>28678512
Sure, but by morning you'll have a proud demon wife.

>> No.28678862

>>28678629
Is there a gallery of these?

>> No.28678883
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RETURN THE SLAB

>> No.28678931

>>28678779
>She turns you into a wolf
>You get to lay your head in her lap and take in her scent as she scratches you behind the ears

>> No.28678959

>>28678779
>>>/trash/
You have to go back faggot

>> No.28678981
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Demon Silver weapons would be amazing fucking fun, change my mind.

>> No.28679032

>>28678883
Good thing you can't smell dead fish in the water.

>> No.28679070
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How much would a goblin pay me for my virginity?

>> No.28679166

>>28678779
Under rated potions.

>> No.28679219

>>28678813
Best end.
I find succubi/demons in lewd armor to be absolutely amazing.

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>> No.28679422

>>28679070
The better question is how much you want her to pay you.

>> No.28679425

>>28679242
That dark mage sprite is hot

>> No.28679450

If you watch a squirrel long enough, you'll either see it rape or be raped.

>> No.28679484

>>28633204
You just need the last one to get the first 2 for free.

>> No.28679511

I don't need sex. Life fucks me in the ass every day.

>> No.28679554

>>28664161
Ya, you don't order shrimp on a burger.

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>>28679242

>> No.28679655

>>28679621
that snek is fat

>> No.28679666

>>28679511
Sounds gay

>> No.28679732

>completely nude werecat licking her pussy clean with her cat tounge on the corner of the street in the Cat Kingdom
Do cats really?

>> No.28679778
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>>28679511
What about cuddles?

>> No.28679790

>>28679511
>>28679666

i wish life would at least occasionally give me a reach around or pull my hair.

>> No.28679796

>>28678883
Whats yer offer?

>> No.28679945

>>28634828
>Baldur’s Gate III is actually good.

>> No.28680016

>>28679945
I thought people liked what they were working on, but dont want it to be called bauldurs gate

>> No.28680135

>>28679484
It's better when there's a buildup

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>> No.28680180
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>>28676533
Throughout the cosmos!

>> No.28680183

>>28679242
The lamia is cute, but it seems like her hands are a bit big. Anyone see that?

>> No.28680223

>>28680174
This fox actually has me half wanting to get into Azur Lane.

>> No.28680239

>>28678981
It would finally free the Automation actors from being abused.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gvf8c9yYv6k

>> No.28680679

>>28680223
You won't be able to get her for a good while so I wouldn't bother. Just enjoy the porn and pretty foxes.

>> No.28680729

I want a succu-knight to use her tits to defeat me.
Jus to I can use my dick to defeat her.
Mutual defeat!

>> No.28680771

>>28679790
Well I wish it would give me money, or a bottle of whiskey at least I can get drunk to ease the pain after I get fucked in the ass.
>>28679778
I don't like bugs. Also hugs would feel weird.

>> No.28680779
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When do I break it to the imp that just because I came I’m not totally powerless?

>> No.28680843

>The paladin's guide to slaying monsters
>Our first monster is the Succubus
>The succubus is very common and dangerous monster but by following this guide you can slay any succubus
>Step one: Give her a hug
>Step two: whisper sweet nothings into her ear
>Step three: run you fingers through her hair
>Step four: stroke her horns and the tip of her tail
>Step five: Pick her up and carry her to a bedroom and get in bed with her
>Congratulations, you just slayed a succubus!!!
>Feel free to add other monsters to the guide

>> No.28681050

>>28680843
Instructions unclear, ended up marrying her and having 4 kids.

>> No.28681456

>>28680223
I'd stay away from all gacha if I were you.

>> No.28681514
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>> No.28681605

>>28681514
the lego piece truly makes this even better.

>> No.28681608

>>28679732
no, they do it in the MANY open lounges scattered through the kingdom. talking like purple silky see through drapes with tassels and red cushy chair beds.

>> No.28681680

>>28681608
>cushy
I read that as crusty. Guess that comes later.

>> No.28681740

>>28679732
Try sleeping at night with all the cats in heat yowling outside.

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>>28681740
That’s singing, heathen.

>> No.28682001

>>28681905
need to breed

>> No.28682038

>>28679732
>>28681608
This is why the Dog kingdom is 1000 times better.

>> No.28682070

>>28682038
what's wrong with having lounges on every block?

>> No.28682088

>>28681874
What if I draw a dick on her head tag?
Would she really just have dick for brains then?

>> No.28682093

>>28682038
Because they lick their cunts in the streets and don't bother with the lounges?

>> No.28682108

>>28679732
Sounds like someone’s getting the cone of shame.

>> No.28682153

>>28678629
Beautiful

>> No.28682157

>>28681874
Gonna freeze her in place and write broodmom on her tag

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>> No.28682462

>>28682446
A

>> No.28682798
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Fancy oni

>> No.28682889

>>28682798
Will they bulk up on muscle once I marry them?

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>> No.28683061

>>28682982
Damn, los is getting really good at this.
>Abs can be seen though the swimsuit
And they got great taste as well.

>> No.28683118

>>28675986
What kind of jobs can a wolf do?

>> No.28683330

>>28682982
Looking good.

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Why do cat girls lick their cunts? To get the taste of cat girl cooking out of their mouths

>> No.28683627

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDz6RPO6CNw

>> No.28683800

>>28683382
l o n g

>> No.28683863

>>28683537
Those tails are horribly disappointing.

>> No.28683920

>>28681050
You still "slayed" her.

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>> No.28684150

>>28683537
I want to have a lizardgirl and salamander wife just so I can have them have lewd oil wrestling to see who get to have sex with me first.

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>>28684150
I want to lewdly wrestle warrior lolis myself.

>> No.28684733

>>28684583
Is she OK?

>> No.28684855

>>28684716
I like big and meaty gals but damn if I wouldn't impregnate a bunch of loli monster girls that keep mistaking me for a mob.

>> No.28684955

>>28684716
>loli
>fucking monumental thunder thighs
No. Pick only one.

>> No.28684972

>>28684955
never

>> No.28685051

Wide hips and a fat ass on a monstergirl terrifies me. There's no resisting or winning against that.

>> No.28685306

>>28684855
>And thus Anon starts getting loli adventuring guild bounties placed on him.
>And parties of lolis he impregnated going after him.

>> No.28685429

Indian Tech Support Gremlin

>> No.28685524

I want to be sexual harassed by a gang of delinquent hellhounds on my way to work everyday

>> No.28685542

>>28685429
>Show Bulbs and Rick

>> No.28685560

>>28685429
>Sir please cooperate, if you do not show your kock to me I cannot assist you, sir do not presume, do not presume, that we will not track your location down. If you refuse to cooperate sir your location will be made public for hellhounds, so please cooperate sir, have a nice day.

>> No.28685568

>>28685429
>Vedy good, suh. Have you tried pulling it out and then shoving it back in? Yes, just like that. Harder, suh! My apologies, but sometimes our products require much rough treatment.

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What’s the best way to ask out a ushi-oni, should I be forceful, romantic, joking, I just don’t know

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>>28685051
>cute small body
>cute young face
>cute flat chest
>sexy fat ass
The ultimate bodytype to satisfy a man's heart and dick.

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>>28685800
You gotta be forceful, they can be a bit dense and might misinterpret your intentions otherwise.

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>> No.28686063

>>28685800
that's like asking what the best swimming stroke is during a hurricane, it's not going to change how you end up.

>> No.28686066

>>28685929
I can’t imagine a dense Ushi, she ends up just being a Wurm

>> No.28686068

So are lizardgirl weddings just a public fight where they both wear wedding clothing?

>> No.28686140

>>28686068
Just wait til the bridesmaids get to the bouquet toss

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>> No.28686392

>>28686140
Can I challenge who ever gets the bouquet to a duel?

>> No.28686472

>>28686342
Is she getting longer?

>> No.28686573

>>28686392
Faster just to ask her to marry you since it amounts to the same thing. It also opens her for a sucker punch. Lizards love sucker punches.

>> No.28686715

>>28686573
>Sucker Punch? I hardly know her! Let me at least start with her tits!

>> No.28686741

>>28686295
What an impatient Hellhound, it's not even Thanksgiving yet.

>> No.28686816

>>28686741
Exactly.
Doesn't she know its the time of year when you stuff harpies?

>> No.28686895

>>28685560
hate it when gremlins do this

>> No.28686923

>>28686573
>Friend is getting married to a Lizard girl
>Go to the wedding
>They have their public fight
>He wins in the end, not really surprised there, but still
>Getting kind of jealous since you're still single
>His new wife is about do the bouquet toss
>Your buddy tells you that the lizard girls there are gonna fight over the bouquet
>And if you sucker punch one of them after she gets it, she's gonna love it
>You don't really trust this but he insists and it's his wedding after all, so why the fuck not
>Some cute lizard girl manages to beat the others and is holding the bouquet
>You step forward and falcon-punch the shit out of her
>She goes down in a single blow
>Knocked out cold
>She comes to a moment later
>Asks if you were the one who did that
>Your friend is giving you the thumbs up
>Fuck it.png
>Tell her it was you
>She jumps at you while trying to get her dress off telling you how hot that was and that she wants you to overpower her again and violate her eggs with your seed and impregnate her and--
>She keeps going on like that for a while
>You're just trying to get her somewhere more private before you have to fuck her
>All the other lizardgirls look really disappointed that she got sucker punched and not them
>Lizard girls are weird, but the sex was great, so you can't complain

>> No.28686962

>>28685800
well, make sure she has that sash around her head, on her eye. Then, be decent with her and ask her out, after a couple weeks, start being yourself.

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>>28684955
>Pick only one.
But then you won't have a loli that makes your sense of reason blank out by bending over or doing a standing leg split.

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>> No.28687082

Just cast pedomorphasis on yourself and act innocent.
Surely no mamono would pursue a young boy.

>> No.28687160

>>28687082
>Try this as a joke
>Jinko wife starts breathing heavily
>Remember she's generally a size queen too.
Cheshire will be bouncing off stream for a sec to see why the house is shaking.

>> No.28687226

>>28687082
Yeah, they'll be even more put off if you call them mommy and ask for a little sister. Wouldn't that be awful, haha? Look, you did it again.

>> No.28687359

>>28687160
>Stream goes from whatever game is being played to "Just Fucking"

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>> No.28687492

>>28687467
She'd better be using a mystic sarashi.

>> No.28687521

>>28687082
>>28687226
At least a Salamander might be uncomfortable with this. Maybe Baphomet too.

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>>28687492
Of course.

>> No.28687581

How about Onee-Sabbath but they're still physically lolis

>> No.28687588

>>28687521
Nah, a salamander would just chug a potion or cast a spell to make herself a similar age.

>> No.28687639

>>28687521
Yeah, a baph would probably want to "play" rather than being a mommy and a Sally might not get that predator response needed to make this not creepy.

>>28687581
That's the lolibabath.

>> No.28687704

>>28687639
>lolibabath.
kek
>>28687581
probably already a thing.

>> No.28687816

>>28687581
Acutally a thing.
I think its Kuros?

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>> No.28688090

>>28687072
I wonder what other Lifestyle sections look like?

>> No.28688105

>>28687581
Sounds good to me.

>> No.28688188

>>28688090
"Baking: A Little Bit of You Inside, How to Add What You Make to Food"

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>whatcha lookin' at, mister?

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I was wondering something, why hasn't KC ever made a map of the Order's continent or at least elaborate more on the nations of the continent, I mean besides a few examples not much is known besides a few vague mentions?

>> No.28688518

>>28688444
According to him, the MGE world is fuck huge.

>> No.28688519

>>28688444
He probably doesn't care that much.

>> No.28688562

>>28688323
That's not how you spell 'tempura' you dumb bitch

>> No.28688607

>>28688444
Under most circumstances you can't fuck a map

>> No.28688649

>>28688444
Its one of those situations where he rather let the reader fill in the blanks.

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Bow before your queen.

>> No.28688710

>>28688323
Reminds me of that movie on Apple TV

>> No.28688718

>>28688188
Ah, you slithered into the serpent ssssection.

>> No.28688730

>>28688698
I didn’t vote for her.

>> No.28688807

>>28688718
Sneks, Cows, Manticores, slimes.

>> No.28688874

>>28688807
>Cows
Come now, they really don't need their own book. I do have to wonder how many holsts would be into making cheese and the like; it's a bit more involved than just separating the milk to cook with.

>> No.28688943

>>28688874
It is for Minos and Takus.
Although you probably would see Winegoats picking it up too.

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ZAP!

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>> No.28689460

>>28688444
Making a good looking world map is hard.

>> No.28689499

>>28688807
What would Manticores put in there? Tailpussy syrup? Milk?

>> No.28689533

>>28689499
Spines too.

>> No.28689536

>>28689499
Probably draining their venom in.
They could probably use it as a marinade or a light drizzling.

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>>28689263

>> No.28689620

>>28688444
Just like others have said, it's hard coming up with an original map, but also, i'd imagine it's too not fuck himself over later down the road.

>> No.28689812

>>28688444
Pretty sure he said he doesn't want to restrict himself with a map yet. Course that was years ago.

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>> No.28689989

>>28689533
>Decorating with Spines! How to Use Your Venom and Look Good Doing It.

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>> No.28690083

>>28689989
Sounds comfy.

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>> No.28690245

>>28690083
Like, for all the jokes about MGC being Rape Central, I imagine it would be a pretty comfy, if more overtly sexual, place to live.

>> No.28690264

Would blind/physically disabled people get assigned guide kobolds/hellhounds to help them?

>> No.28690270

>>28689620
>i'd imagine it's too not fuck himself over later down the road.
What do you mean?

>> No.28690280

>>28690222
I wanna milk this snake.

>> No.28690383

>>28690264
Kobolds for sure.
But i don't think hellhounds should be allowed to lead a blindman around...

>> No.28690387

>>28690264

>hellhound gets community service duty as a guide for a young blind man due to starting streetfights with the gyaru elves
>she acts super annoyed/reluctant about it at first but in reality she's incredibly protective of him and makes sure he's getting what he needs

cute

>> No.28690461

>>28690264
Werewolves probably good but they'd go into Pack mode for sure.

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Floof

>> No.28690510

>>28690383
As wild as they may behave, they are still extremely protective of their man.

>> No.28690511
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Fact: Chimaeras make the best and cutest wives

>> No.28690620

>>28690270
Making a map would make his world set in stone, making it more difficult to add new continents.

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>>28690511
Prove it.

>> No.28690741

Mizuryu got some good inspiration for weird demon realm lewdness.

>> No.28690951

>>28690668
They look great with small shoulder pads, although I enjoy chimeras where the species are varied.
>No Werebat/fire Elemental mix
>No Lava Slime/Dragon Hybrid.

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Amazons can't make me into a househusband if I elope with the weakest member of the tribe and make her a housewife instead

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>> No.28690999

>>28690979
You know, I blame my tastes but I'd probably have a buff Amazon wife that kidnapped me/Aggressively Courted me that's going to end up on the strongfat side.

>> No.28691016

>>28690994
Gonna Cumflate that coin-maker.

>> No.28691048

what is considered the n-word to your wife's species

>> No.28691095

>>28691048
>Alley Cat

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>>28691048
cuckhorse

>> No.28691213

>>28691048
nyangger

>> No.28691226
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>>28691048
Mutt

>> No.28691240

>>28691186
I mean it's not wrong.

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You'd grow incubi horns so you could make dad tier jokes about them right?

>> No.28691355

>>28691048
Little kitten. Ocelomeh's don't like it, but my wife can't help but purr every time I call her it.

>> No.28691382
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>>28691341
But anon I thought incubi didn’t gain any physical changes other than their cock growing bigger

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>>28691048
Water Wurm.

>> No.28691514

>>28691382
>Owl Mage getting her Greenworm little sister used to flying for when she turns into a papillion

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>>28691382
With quitter talk like that you'll never be able to make horn jokes.

>>28691475
I'm so glad other people use that name from all those years ago.

>> No.28691579

>>28691048
naked mummy

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o great demon lord please open those portals and unleash monster girl jihad upon our cities
I wanna be a demon's contractor and loyal husband so so so much

>> No.28691762

>>28691475
I'm surprised all reptile species don't try to pretend they have a reverse scale. I guess most don't need any excuse to be horny.

>> No.28691780

>>28691048
Carrion Bird.

>> No.28691794

>>28691475
>travel to Zipangu
>locate a Ryu
>the more revered and wise the better
>after introducing yourself, tell her you always wondered what it would be like to meet a Wurm
>proceed to talk in a very basic way, like you're talking with the most simple and naive Wurm
>whenever she tries to correct you, act super impressed like she's making up tall tales and you're going along with it for fun
imagine

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>> No.28692022

>>28690741
Did a bunch of his stuff get deleted? I swear there were english translations for most of that theme part stuff, but now I can onlt find a few

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Mermaids are the strongest of all MGs.

>> No.28692302

>>28690245
That kind of honest brings a certain comfort itself. Be nice to at least drop the pretense, wouldn't it?

>> No.28692329

>>28690280
Just remember it's company policy to only milk coworkers either after hours or on lunch break

>> No.28692339

Milky maids or meaty maids?
Both is not an option.

>> No.28692390

>>28692302
I mean, you can still get raped but a lot of it is aggressive monster girls probably looking into small things they can do to keep a guy.

>>28692339
if forced? Meaty.

>> No.28692395

>>28692339
>Both is not an option.
>Meaty maids can be made milky
>Milky maids can be made meaty
Yeah, fuck you, I'm taking botg. I'll start with meat, though.

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>>28692046
I want a fertile fish.

>> No.28692455

>>28692339
Both

>> No.28692462

>>28692339
>Both is not an option.
You can't stop me.

>> No.28692555

What mamono is the most gentle rapist?

>> No.28692614

>>28692555
Maybe owl cause they like it slow and I think they just paralyze you with their eyes

>> No.28692635

>>28692555
Hakutaku is so gentle you thank her for it.

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>>28692555
Weresheep

>> No.28692822

>>28692636
Can't beat the sheep

>> No.28693041

>>28692555
The sea bishop once shes snaps.

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>> No.28693210

>>28693041
Just cause she can heal you after she knocks you out with her slab doesn't mean it was gentle.

>> No.28693261

>>28693210
You should have returned the slab faster

>> No.28693294

>>28692636
It's like that latenight picture of the Jinko in the weresheep pile

Except it's a guy instead of a Jinko and they're on top in a different sense

>> No.28693321
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>>28693059
>monsterb*ys

>> No.28693346

>>28693321
To the camps.

>> No.28693463
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28693463

Wanna tell a succ to destroy my pelvis

>> No.28693466

>>28693210
She saw hundreds of couples get married so I was expecting her to keep me in some under water.

>> No.28693528

>>28693463
She's so much better than that stupid mememoth

>> No.28693543

>>28693346
I wouldn't mind getting sent to the breeding camps.

>> No.28693616

>>28693543
No these are the monsterb*y death camps but the breeding camps are down the road

>> No.28693643

>>28693616
How can there be monsterboy death camps if monsterboys don't exist in the first place?

>> No.28693708

>>28693643
its for people who draw images with monsterb*ys

>> No.28693743

>>28693643
Sounds like a waste.
Just alp them.

>> No.28693750

>>28691048
Mammy.

>> No.28693758

>>28693528
I do like the way she set about ensnaring him. I want a familiar to dismantle me like that.

>> No.28693765
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>Citizens, don't think of as an interrogation
>Think of it as a special kind of date

>> No.28693794

>>28693765
Why not just have a regular date then?

>> No.28693860

>>28693794
Its happens in a locked bedroom where you may or may not be handcuff to a bed.

>> No.28693878

>>28693765
>Your city becomes an authoritarian wasteland all because it’s part of your leader’s fucked up fetish

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>> No.28693890

>>28693794
Because interrogations get her all hot-and-bothered

>> No.28693892

>>28693860
That's just a regular date if your girlfriend is a Dark Elf.

>> No.28693913

>>28693883
Why is she breathing?

>> No.28694041
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>>28693913
The plant is producing oxygen. Which is being sent through her body causing her to move thus causing her to exibit the illusion of respiratory functions.
Source:
>my ass

>> No.28694054

>>28693765
If these state goons don't stop observing me I'll start playing sad breakup songs over my speaker system. They can't do their job if they're sad!

>> No.28694083
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>>28639186
Every day on this faggot earth without my yuki-onna wife is suffering. Luckily, every winter I end up having a dream or two of her.

>> No.28694113

>>28694054
And what do monster girl do to men when they're sad?

>> No.28694249

>>28693890
What is she gonna do, fuck me in the interrogation room?

>> No.28694268

Good night Anons, take care and dont burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to treat shortstack maids with dignity and respect

>> No.28694272

>>28694041
That's a really nice design.

>> No.28694397

>>28694054
>State Security breaks into your house and corners you
>They give you worried looks and one of them starts patting your head
>"Citizen, are you alright?"
>"Please tell us what happened."
>"Do you need cuddles or some hot cocoa?"

>> No.28694469
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>> No.28694574
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28694574

Ancient evil dragons don't mind waiting for me to finish a few side quests do they?

>> No.28694626

>>28693463
>Goat eyes
Vry cute
All baphos should have that by default.

>> No.28694816

>>28694626
specials eyes are for true semen demons

>> No.28695052

>>28694574
Alduin will just skip through time to when you've completed your quest instead of waiting

>> No.28695080
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28695113

You have alerted the fox

>> No.28695116

>>28694397
That sounds kind of nice. Cuddles and hot cocoa, though I don't know how I'd feel about it, with them being complete strangers.

>> No.28695378

So, seeing as KC (supposedly) recently made a tweet saying the setting is literally what you want it to be, what are some canonical changes that anons would make? Can you still call it canon when WoG says that canon is subjective?

I would everything exactly the same because I enjoy it as it is and think it is wonderful. Except for the fact that monster girls cannot cause actual physical harm or pain to their husbands. Demon-realm silver and other such things are all well and good, but I am a masochist. Like, blood and bruises, done lovingly. Could even use mamonobama to heal after the fact, and it would all be done oh-so-lovingly, of course, even the cruelty. Especially the cruelty.

>> No.28695394
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>Troll waifu bullying you because your dick is smaller than her finger

>> No.28695499

What would be the most popular genre of music amongst mamono? What would they think of metal and rock?

>> No.28695505
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>>28695499
HEAVY METAL LOVE BALLADS

>> No.28695592
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>>28695394

>> No.28695610
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>>28695113
You know what comes next

>> No.28695633

>>28695610
It's not rape if we're both awooing!

>> No.28695715

>>28695378
I just think some of the setting material is repetitive. Part of this could be stuff getting lost in translation, but honestly how many of the magic food/spells/items write ups do we have that all really boil down to "this makes you horny when you eat/get hit by/use it"? I mean there are notches on the dial between full /d/ nonsense and having what amounts to just a handful of core ideas in dozens and dozens of reworded variations

>> No.28695797
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28695797

Touring the islands with Bacchus

>> No.28695812

>>28695592
I want my face to be attacked by her hot, steamy breath and her warm, slimy tongue as she passionately tastes and kisses me. I'll molest her ears and pull her ever closer into me

>> No.28695886

>>28695499
Rock is filled with raunchy love songs. Anon better be careful next time he plays Pour Some Sugar on Me at the local bar.

>> No.28695895

>>28695797
The tour no one remembers.

>> No.28695907
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It's usually dead silent around this time in here, but there's a surprising bit of traffic. Is there something happening to keep anons awake? Did portals finally appear?

>> No.28695921

>>28695907
Well, there's an election we probably won't have a result for until morning at the earliest.

>> No.28695956

>>28695907
No! Bad! No talking about the election!

>> No.28695971

>>28695907
>posting off-topic images

>> No.28696012

>>28695956
>>28695971
>>28695921
>>28695907
shhhhhh

>> No.28696029

>>28695907
I'm toying with the idea of trying to do some writing again, but kinda getting stuck realizing what I want to do would end up basically being like, seven thousand words of backstory for a one paragraph punchline

>> No.28696039
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I said YOUNG MAN

>> No.28696051

>>28696012
You really can't expect us not to talk about the blisteringly hot runoff between T. Anuki and A. Nubis for mayor of MGC. It's the biggest event of the year!

>> No.28696058
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>>28695956
>>28695921
Gonna elect to stick my dick in troll mouth. The result will be cummies in her tummy

>> No.28696069 [SPOILER] 
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How would a Karakasa-Obake react to nabbing a husband that was just as obsessed with serving here as she was him? A recent lottery dictated that one of them are my state-appointed waifu, so I'm trying to conceptualize some things.

>> No.28696084

>>28696029
Like the "better Nate than lever" joke?

>> No.28696100

>>28696069
Also, that's her tongue in the picture. It's not a penis, I swear

>> No.28696123
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>>28696058
You're alright, other troll anon. It's great to see another aficionado, don't know where you've been all this time, but good to have you on board.

>> No.28696149

>>28695971
You're the same anon each time, aren'tcha?

>> No.28696168

>>28696123
I've always been high on trolls. They're certainly top 10

>> No.28696175

>>28696084
Given that I don't know what that is, probably not
I guess punchline was the wrong word. Mostly it's just this one scene I have in my head, shortish thing, but in order for it to hit right I need to establish emotional connection between anon and his tomboy childhood friend with a bunch of montage scenes from when they were growing up

>> No.28696188

>>28696029
That's why you've got to make it one banger of a punch-line. I believe in you, anon.

>> No.28696206

>>28696175
https://natethesnake.com/

>> No.28697296
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I feel like my maid is trying to tell me something, but I just can't figure it out.

>> No.28697340

>>28697296
That's just some j-e-l-l-o

>> No.28697390

>>28697296
she's trying to tell you that king slime has awoken since you spent too long in the outer part of the map

>> No.28697550
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Imagine a poor Order Paladin or Hero having to fight a demon girl warrior who does this bullshit.

https://youtu.be/s2U5EHoXvO4

>> No.28697634

I'm gonna defeat a lizardgirl and after she has gone full mere'd mode I'm gonna ask her to hug me and gently love me.
I wonder how she would react to that. All her instincts screaming at her to bend over and let me fuck her and imp agnate her but at the same time being asked by me just to cuddle and love me.

>> No.28697647

>>28697550
This must feel like to be an Order soldier and fight any mid-level warrior, really. Monsters are OP and I didn't want them to win I'd be pissed.

>> No.28697912

>>28697634
>"Can it at least be cuddle-fucking?"
>"No."
>horny whimpering sounds

>> No.28698246
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>>28684583
evil girls are for mindbreaking onto the good side

>> No.28698340

You're not allowed to laugh when a Jabberwock shows you her beast form

>> No.28698373

>>28698340
You can laugh, but only if you cum inside her while she's in beast form. And then you gotta give her headpats and kisses while she's in beast form

>> No.28698380

>>28697912
>horny whimpering sounds
I don't know why but I really like this for some reason. Lewd horny girls forced to be loved and cuddled. They can't really complain but at the same time they wanna get fucked so badly.

>> No.28698457

>>28695378
Natural lolis aren't a thing, and the sabbath isn't a loli organisation, lolibabas are rare but upto the individual.

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>>28695499
>What would be the most popular genre of music amongst mamono?
The COOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Do70nztRNE

>> No.28698931

>>28696069
she'll be very flustered, but deep down will enjoy getting proper care and maintenance, especially if you pay attention to her umbrella part

>> No.28698961

>>28698886
>That 90's trope with the guy outside the window with a boom box but it's a succubus playing this instead to try and get anon to fuck her.

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Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast! What just turned blue was red in the past!

>> No.28699235

>>28698246
Torpedo hit confirmed.

>> No.28699394

>>28699162
Her ovaries as I just told her I don't want to have sex with her.

>> No.28699789
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28699789

I wish to relinquish my sanity and become goo

>> No.28700153
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Remember when you were first making out with your childhood friend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Anon, I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a womans touch!

>> No.28700228

>>28700153
I want miss. Zoom to stop bulling me.

>> No.28700527

>>28698886
>Male vocals
alp spotted

>> No.28701496

I'm gonna ask a salamander out to a date by asking her to fight me in a restaurants parking lot.

>> No.28701535
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>They always say the will never lose to the pussy
>But they always do

>> No.28701826

>>28701535
>Please stop following me miss.

>> No.28701849
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>be adventurer
>get ambushed by an imp
>she brags and taunts you while fucking you about how she's going to level drain the crap out of you, become a high level imp and rule the entire area
>finally makes you cum and... nothing happens
>you were both only level one

>> No.28701972

>>28701849
Thats a meaty tail

>> No.28702069

>>28701849
Next step is to form a party, quickly gain levels by killing trash lvl 1 mobs and have her drain them over and over again.

>> No.28703767

>>28698886
"Heir to the cum throne" is also pretty good
https://youtu.be/iWpCdUQLWwU

>> No.28704352

>>28703767
What's the demographic of this shit even? I mean, it's gayer than ram ranch

>> No.28705669
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>> No.28705901

>>28705669
2B fish?

>> No.28706101

>>28648673
Jesus, I knew wockfag liked his waifu big but this is a little too much. He's a legit fatfag.

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>>28698886
>life is a cage and death is the key
>all your cum now belongs to me
Sounds like something a wight would say

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>>28706164
yep

>> No.28706461
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28706461

Pet the shark, she won't don't anything. I promise.

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>> No.28706621
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>>28706461
Boop

>> No.28706853

>>28706621
bitches love it when you activate their ampullae of lorenzini

>> No.28706972
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>>28706451
In the most sultry tone imaginable. Speaking of, what tones do you imagine your wight wife speaks in? I can't shake the thought of her having low, dulcet tones from a russian noble.

>> No.28706993

>>28706461
Prove it.

>> No.28707116
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Good morning /jp/

>> No.28707186

>>28706993
Just give her a boop on the head. A Mershark is a lot safer than a pent up sea bishop.

>> No.28707240

>>28706972
What is the full of that pic?

>> No.28707285
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>>28707240
Live feed of a lich telling my wife her cosplay is inaccurate.

>> No.28707564

>>28707285
Lich has your wife between a rock and a hard place
>either her outfit is inaccurate cosplay
or
>she's still wearing 2000+ year old clothes and is dangerously behind the fashions

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>>28682157
She's going to come back with even more meat

>> No.28707626
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>>28707564
This is indeed peak wife bully, and the reason why that lich is getting yet another grant for research signed off by the wight's husband.

>> No.28707674

>>28707588
As she should.
She'll need all that meat for the kids she's going to be carrying

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>>28707674
>Ask an undead how they get pregnant if they aren't living creatures
>She says it's easier to answer if she shows you
>Eleven years and four daughters later and you still don't know how it works

>> No.28708166
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>”Hey Anon, you think if I pour mana into this thing it’ll try and suck your cock?”

>> No.28708256

>>28708166
>I don't know and I don't want to find out.

>> No.28708300

>>28708166
They happily suck on mermaid nipples already so probably.

>> No.28708386

>>28707956
And we'll keep trying till I do.

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>> No.28708431

>>28708388
Yoink!

>> No.28708496

>>28708386
Your have a horde of zombie daughters by then!

>> No.28708534

>>28708496
And it'll be lovely, although it'll be wight daughterus at that point and a very meaty wife.

>> No.28708628

>>28708534
A not stop production of wights. Sounds dangerous for any nearby towns.

>> No.28708685

>>28708628
>Wights level drain everything in sight
And that's how a starter zone was born

>> No.28708812

>>28708685
Countless men have been dog-piled by a hordes of wights.

>> No.28708960

>>28708628
It'll be fine.
Its not like she has anything to worry about due to an excess of meat.

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>> No.28709329
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I sure is quiet... people must find politics more interesting than that old time religion.

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>>28708685
>starting area
She belongs in another castle.

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>>28709329

>> No.28709448

>>28709373
>another castle
>the "Wight" you defeated is really a low level mob in magical disguise

>> No.28709459
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>Go to sleep thinking about how it would be to have a CC vampire to take care of me
>Have a dream about a milf proportioned vampire
What does it mean

>> No.28709561

>>28709459
>HORNY CC VAMPIRES IN YOUR AREA LOOKING FOR BLOOD BAGS!!!

>> No.28709601

>>28709373
If there’s so many wights to go around then there’s not going to be near enough castles for them.
And it’s not like mom is giving up hers.

>> No.28709680

>>28709459
She knows.

>> No.28709705

>>28709601
How to obtain castle:
1. Find wizard's tower
2. Pitch tent next to tower
3. Tell everyone tower is your castle's west/east/north/south -wing
Now you have a theoretical castle and you can welcome people into your court, where they can be assigned on construction projects.

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>>28709561

>> No.28709831

>>28709459
don't tell anyone, it would be a breach of masquerade!

>> No.28709906

>>28709705
I misread that and thought it was the other meaning of pitching a tent. And that inviting people for construction was a roundabout way of getting mamano for sex. I should take a break

>> No.28709975

>>28709831
I've fapped to Nosferatu girls, I cannot be contained.

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>> No.28710282

>>28710162
How would a Kunoichi react if I put a hit on myself?

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28710399

>>28709975
Feral vampires are pretty underrated. A fluffy strongfat mutant vamp that doesn't care about being noble or sophisticated is a refreshing contrast to how vampires usually are. Especially when you can bring her to undead ball to embarrass the undead nobility with public displays of affection. I hope KC does a varghulf-like vampire soon. Maybe he would be open to take suggestions for future profiles

>> No.28710415

>>28708685
>starter zone with bullyable low level wights everywhere

>> No.28710593

>>28710399
But Anon, she's too big for her old gowns, if you can get them from her former clan, and she lacks both the refined, sleek figure of the normal vampires or the well built fortitude of the blood dragons.
Even the Nosferatu girls are there with elegant mage robes and fluffy bat ears.

>> No.28710701

>>28710282
If she knows it was you from the beginning she'll figure you're into that kind of thing and play along. If she finds out after the hit than she'll be elated that you wanted her in particular and feel the need to further prove her love by expanding the clan with your daughters

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>> No.28710775

>>28710593
>Not taking her to public events in her old two sizes too small gown
>Not laughing at the undead nobilities obvious horny discomfort as she runs around with her meat and fluff spilling out of her corset
Bullying your own wife is fun but bullying other monsters with your wife can be even more fun

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>>28709601
They can all move in my castle. I have plenty of jobs to offer them: chandelier, maid, songbird, daki, pet, bureaucrat, plumber-beater...

>> No.28711223

>>28710775
It is quite lovely.
Although she may comment on getting re-fitted after some straps burst on her dress.

>>28711012
I want this cat to call me oniichan.

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Not only do kikis keep your house clean, but they themselves are very clean. You can kiss her and know her breath will always smell good. You can eat her ass and know it'll taste divine. Kiki will be clean, keep your house clean, keep you clean, and keep your spirit clean!

>> No.28711966

>>28711012
is this a cat or is this a cow?

>> No.28711967
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>>28709561
>HORNY CC VAMPIRES IN YOUR AREA LOOKING FOR BLOOD BAGS!!!
>See clickbait ad while browsing a less reputable part of the web
>Click on it out of curiosity
>Get taken to a shady dating service website that has the layout of a site from the 2000's
>Looks to be out of use as most profiles were created at least a decade ago
>Make an account as a joke and go to bed
>Wake up the next night being cuddled by a meaty vampire
The dream. If there was online dating service for desperate CC monstergirls I wouldn't last a day

>> No.28712049

>>28711967
If I had money to blow and about 50% more autism, I’d buy 4chan self serve ads in the style different monster girl dating sites.

>> No.28712131

>>28712049
That would be funny but don't give us false hope anon

>> No.28712328

>>28711966
Why can't she be both?

>> No.28712665

is it racist to assume any canine mamono wants to do it doggy?
Or a amazon in the amazon position?

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>>28712665
Of course not.

>> No.28712784

>>28712665
Actually most amazons prefer cowgirl

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Do female adventurers dress like this because they get really pent up from men being too afraid to approach them or ask them out. They're basically asking to be corrupted

>> No.28713104

If monsters can become arch-monsters, then virgins can become archvirgins too.

>> No.28713353

>>28712928
It's stylish though

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Would you hug this bug?

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>>28713520

>> No.28713837

We are at that moment where the thread is still alive but on it's last legs. Post something interesting

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>>28713837
I want a mershark wife that’ll drag me into the ocean and help me get over my crippling fear of the ocean

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>>28713837

>> No.28713984

>>28713973
>When it's too late to scream

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Which sabbath would you go to for submissive and obedient Familiars?

>> No.28714056

>>28713837
Well we could talk about the melting point of steel beams, but we chose not to, instead we look at monster females. Also why is black sclera so appealing?

>> No.28714069

>>28713973
That's an odd position. they look like they're taking a photoshoot for mamanomonthly
>7 tips to spice things up with your man in the bedroom
>Here are three words to whisper in his ears that will blow his mind! and penis

>> No.28714099

>>28714043
>going to sabbaths
Stay away from those places, anon. And keep your distance from any bake sales too. It’s for your own good

>> No.28714130

>>28713837
What are the [political party] and [political party] of the monster world? We need two opposing concepts that are fundamentally the same.
>Big Breast Party vs Big Ass Party
>Femdom Party vs Malesub Party

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>>28714056
>Also why is black sclera so appealing?
It is a mystery. It might be because they give off an exotic predator vibe while still having personality. Or they're just cute

Which girls canonically have black sclera? Demon/Imps and apophis come to mind but I can't remember if there are others

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>>28714141
Mersharks

>> No.28714335

>>28714130
>Rape party vs seduction party

>> No.28714361

>>28714141
Hellhounds

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>“If someone is born a male, at least once in his life he’ll dream of becoming the strongest man alive"
Gotta reach the apex and attract the tough gals

>> No.28714390

>>28714043
>However, in this Sabbath, most of the witches call their onii-chan “master”, etc., and seeing as their expressions are as happy as can be, and they delight in playing, being praised, and being petted, perhaps they're more like “pets” than “beasts”...?
Ropurotto's Sabbath talks about how they are basically pets that call their husbands master rather than Onii-chan.

>> No.28714391

>>28714130
Extremist party vs reservationist party
One wants to overrun human cities to monsterize women and incubize men as quickly as possible to create a monster paradise, the other wants to leave human cities alone so they will breed more men

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>>28714141
Tsurara-Onna.

>> No.28714491

>>28714141
>>28714056
It's exotic and puts even more focus on the irises

>> No.28714529

>>28714335
>"They always end up liking it anyway, why do we have to waste all that time?"

>> No.28714550

>>28714130
>Political elections in mgeland
It would be like that Norm MacDonald sketch about how elections work in Canada. Focused on minor inconsequential stuff. Most mamano communities are self-sufficient enough that they can take care of themselves. Big government would be focused on other things. Dragonia had the right idea about how that works in a large monster state
>Research says that most young men like dark skin and girls in Japanese clothes
>We should offer immigration packages to girls from the Desert region and Zipangu
>They can teach us their secrets and settle down in our country and have families to make more men happy
You know the mindset you have when you're peak horny and do something you normally wouldn't have done, like beat off to weird shit? Single mamano live in that mindset dialled up to eleven daily. Any law they passed would appeal to themselves and mamano looking for husbands.
>I mandate that anon y. mous on 123 street ave must go on a date with me this Saturday and kiss me on the lips at the end of the night
Therefore government should be limited to men and married women to keep horny single mamano from passing insane laws. Or it would be like Grelia's sabbath where they only accept girls who are actually interested in the job instead of using it to get a husband

>> No.28714616

>>28714130
>femdom vs malesub
wait a second... this shit is rigged!

>> No.28714651
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>>28714616
Just like the real thing
The game was rigged from the start

>> No.28714674

>>28714258
>>28714361
>>28714406
I feel like a dumbass now. Shoggs also come to mind

>> No.28714685

>>28714651
wtf I hate Druella now.

>> No.28714692

>>28714529
>"There is no excuse to rape a man when your given such a beauty body made to tempt men"

>> No.28714856
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>>28714692
Sure there is: It’s fun.

>> No.28714858

>>28714692
"No excuse"
hes a workaholic, dead inside or tsundere.

>> No.28714922

>>28714616
Or is it?
maybe the difference is witch one puts in the work?

>> No.28714932

>>28714374
>Decide to become the strongest
>Train my whole life
>endure countless adversities
>lilim hears about me and wants to tests me
>Get destroyed by mary sue lim

>> No.28714966

>>28714692
>"Why should I apologize for being a rapist? Has any man ever apologized to me for turning into one?"

>> No.28715005

>>28714932
I mean, you could be running on RPG strengh to beat the lilim
think of her less as a broken entity and more a betable final boss in a game that expects grinding

>> No.28715154

>>28714932
>he dumped Willpower

>> No.28715170

>>28714932
>>28715005

but what if against a lim I'm going to use...THAT?

>> No.28715199

>>28714932
Your equipment sucks, anon.

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>>28714932
>Not being a dense battle obsessed autist
>Not winning on pure brute strength and then leaving to fight other worthy opponents
>Not having the lim pursue you and unintentionally blue ovarying her at every meeting
>Not having her challenge you with all the monster friends she made along the way
>Not accidentally becoming the secret final boss villain in your own story
Never gonna make it brah

>> No.28715533

>>28714374
>Yakuza font
Selene better have a good theme, or at least a recive you remix

>> No.28715615

>>28715005
>>28715154
>>28715170
>>28715199
I'm gonna go back and respec my skill points into strength, endurance, and vitality to brute strength my way to victory over the lim.

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>>28715615
>loses to a random spirit before he can even get to the city
Never skip Res day.

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>> No.28716466

>>28713520
With gusto.

>> No.28716507

>>28714406
Black sclera girls are for defeating and maledom

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>>28716466

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>> No.28716662

>>28715615
That's a build for wrecking physical type monsters. When it comes to countering seduction and magic users you really want a build heavy on wisdom and maybe some charisma to turn their shit back on them. Basically, for a lilim you're best off becoming a Dick Wizard.

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Farm hands get to touch the cow as much as they want right?

>> No.28716710

>>28716507
Gentle maledom

>> No.28716738

>>28716706
If you don't touch the cow, sooner or later the cow is going to touch you.

>> No.28716792

>>28716662
Being a meat head and picking the autism trait makes me immune and dense enough to ignore any charm spell she can throw at me.

>> No.28716868

>>28714141
bunyip. I kinda hoped basilisk did too but the extra art goes against that.

>> No.28716894

>>28716868
apophis too, naturally.

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>> No.28716995

>>28632166
Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. Don't you know you can't post that shit here? Are you stupid? Delete it. I'm telling you to delete it.

>> No.28717025

>>28714616
>>28714922
They are mostly the same, the malesub party just lobbies for more headpats and cuddles in addition.

>> No.28717049

>>28716792
Spec into int and str to become a ripped wizard so you can become a Loki-style trickster demigod. If you can't win directly just cheat the system
>Hero can't defeat lilim
>She has him on his knees
>Gets up to give a heroic speech
>Only to tell her he is are going to creampie her
>Hits her in the face with a pie and teleports away to fight again another day

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Sorry, human... I just, need, a little bit, ehehehe, juuuust a little bit, *pant, pant, pant*

>> No.28717211

>>28717106
She can't have any of my grape juice! She can get her own!

>> No.28717251
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>>28717106
Fuck off whore, my blood is only for the superior vampire species

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>>28695610
Can you link the full size version of that yao picture? I need it.

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>> No.28717469

>>28717402
That's the whole pic iirc unfortunately

>> No.28717495

>>28717469
Disregard that I suck oni horns
https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/a3/a7/a3a7a46526ad6c9fa31bec2c860f653d.png

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>>28717469
I mean I have the smaller sized "full" version so...it definitely exists somewhere.

>> No.28717549

>>28717502
Yao is the true power.

>> No.28717551

Turn every Cheshire Cat you find into your personal maid.

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>>28717551
On it.

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>>28717502
Yes, a pair of perked fox ears indicates that the head is ready to be petted, and humans should always engage with them liberally! Disregard those pesky safety PSA's, the fox tails and ears have magical healing properties, you won't get harmed or raped I promise! And you only have to marry them after the third cumshot anyways, you'll be totally fine it's not like they can charm and lure you somewhere authorities can't help you. Just do it!
>ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ ᵇʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʸ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠʸ ᵗᵃᶦˡ ᶦⁿᶜ

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>> No.28717791

>>28717106
>"I donate blood ONCE and this is the thanks I get?"

>> No.28717815

>>28717775
I do love the sound of silence.

>> No.28717816

>>28717692
I feel a strong urge to trust this fox.

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>> No.28717898

>>28717692
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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>>28717898
Horse milk is better.

>> No.28717988

>>28717930
HORSEY NOT MOMMY!

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>>28717930
Cat milk is better

>> No.28718037

And now we wait for 12 more hours to post images

>> No.28718048

>>28717988
Horsepussy is best mom.

>> No.28718050

>>28717930
Okay Genghis Khan.

>> No.28718070

>>28717896
Big jabbers are nice but I kinda like the little ones.

>> No.28718164

>>28718070
There's small jabberwocks?

>> No.28718179

>>28718164
In my heart.

>> No.28718515

How insulting would it be to call an mg with black sclera chimpeyes

>> No.28718546

>>28718515
What tf does black sclera have to do with chimps?

>> No.28718592

>>28718546
Chimps have visible black sclera. It is very dumb I know

>> No.28718649

>>28715170
they you gotta use your own "that" against her. everyone can be a mary sue thing is not everyone can dare try being a mary sue.

>> No.28718779

>>28717106
I don't have cigs, sorry I don't smoke.

>> No.28718916

>>28718164
Jabberwock lolis

>> No.28719126

how much of a loser do you have to be to be bullied by a nerdhound?

>> No.28719201

>>28717791
Donate to a vampire blood bank and then never visit ever again

>> No.28719344

BIG MUSCLE WEREWOLF

>> No.28719535

>>28719344
She needs to be thick with muscle.
Not this wirery bullshit.

>> No.28719701

>>28719201
That's how you get a vampire stalker anon.
Vampire stalkers are very scary.

>> No.28719823

>>28719701
I want to surprise a vampire stalker by giving her a chaste kiss on the cheek

>>