Hololive Global

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Gura loves you!

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>>29447869
You idiots. You don't realize how smart Gura is. Remember the fun is in the JOURNEY. HOWEVER if the journey never ends, that means that she can always have fun. Literally simple arithmetic.

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I love Gura's feet

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I hate minecraft!

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gura is so cute when she's playing this cube game

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Why are Gura's Minecraft streams so sad and depressing?
I kinda feel the "Help me I don't know what to do" aura/energy from her.

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GOORA

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Polka is objectively the best HoloEn chuuba

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So, how do you explain her absolute lack of a reaction to the gigantic stairway to heaven next to her house?

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>Gura's boney butt starts to hurt
>adjusts
>bbrrraaaapppp

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I love you chumbros.

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>Gura keeps on throwing away all of these materials

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Smug

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GURA LOVE

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>>29447966
The no bgm gives it a really melancholic felling

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>>29447966
Over ambitious and dont know what she's doing. She wants to impress other people and not herself

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You think she'll ever cover this song?

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I love my oshi and her best friend!

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Gura needs a bubb4bot so we can have our bgm

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Someone please tell her to make another chest. She's going to mine out the entire chunk and come out with 1 stack of cobble

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Gura will refuse to get off Minecraft until Ame gets on.

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>>29447970

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Where is Ame's stream?

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>>29447966
because you're autistic and can't read her mood at all

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When does ame start playing?

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Her bitrate hurts my brain, the fps is so bad at times.

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Is she just fucking stupid or what?
Haachama is clearly faking it, but Gura seems legit just unable to think right.
Why don't her friends or chat give her a hand?

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>>29447966
more like a "im only doing this for viewerships reasons, I don't care enough to learn or get better than what I am now"

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Veesahj

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Where can I even find the voice packs the jp girls have done? Is it a limited time thing?

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Impregnating Gura

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>>29447902
theres two versions of this list, and only the two anons who made the original ones manage to keep them up to date
so you get people who arent in the thread see someone post an outdated one, and they carry it on, so it will randomly get additions whenever somebody sees a new one
t. i made the other version and I see some of the ones I wrote in that one

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Amelia stream at 12:00, no GurAme kino....

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GURA IS DYING FROM WUFLU

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I LOVE THIS WHORE FENNEC

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>>29447974
shark brain

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>first vtuber to hit a million subs
>now she is going to die of the coof
This is going to be the disaster that destroys Hololive

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>>29447974
She watched Haachama stream

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>>29447986
Her voice doesn't fit it

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>>29447974
She saw it offstream when she was digging the canal.

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>>29447974
Knowing gura? probably hasnt even noticed it yet. Her brain doesnt function very well

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mon visage quand

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>>29447974
She already saw it when she logged in to dig the canal

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>>29447917
Man Gura becomes more and more relatable each day like not having any friends to play games that were made for multiple people hahahaha...

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>>29447974
She hasn't noticed it yet

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>>29447970
We know

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>vsauce
bros...

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>>29448013
>meme virus

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The writing is on the wall, Gura is pregnant

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>>29447986
what song?

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>>29447974
She already said she played a bit offline, so her reaction was spent on that. If I'm being honest I would rather she didn't pretend to be surprised for content.

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Wait I thought she was supposed to be playing minecraft with Ame? Did I imagine she said that at the end of that art game?

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Oh no

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>>29447974
She hates Haachaman with seething rage

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>>29447999
1 hour

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Gura's inventory management is killing me.
Not only is she 100% full and not even picking up all the blocks, but her quick slots are a complete mess too, as are her chests.

Ahhhh.

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That's not how you pronounce visage, gooruh...

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>Ame won't be on till an hour later

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Collab when?

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what makes things
s p o o k y

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>>29447981
Why is she looking at me like that?

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>>29448020
KIZUNA???

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>>29448003
the chat is literally an endless full-bandwidth blast of meaningless minecraft garbage from the beginning of the stream to the end.

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So who will fix the canal after gura logs off? Ame or Ina?

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>>29448035
your mom is pregnant

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>>29447978
she farted again? damn i missed it

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>>29448035
she ate a honeydew

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>>29448035
She is, I did it

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>>29447999
In another hour I think.

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>2 consecutive gens start with 5 members, end with 4

Please... just do 4 person gens from now on Yagoo...

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>>29448031
there is no room for her ass in that dress, unless its flat

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All those wasted dirts and stones. That lava source destroyed. I am suffering from this stream.

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Daily reminder Haachama is now officially the Crowned Queen of HoloEN.

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>>29448009
WHERES THE BLOODY GGILLSS

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>>29448050
her chest is perfect

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Ame in 60 mins

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I really hope they make an actual doujin. Her NSFW art is so good

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>>29448015
Based and same

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>vsauce
Very based

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>scared from vsauce
Why is Gura is reatrded?

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>Gura mentioned a male
BROS WTF

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>>29447997
>>29447999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuY9fikXQbk
One more hour

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>>29448003
Chat tries, but between the retard spam and the fact that she is legitimately braindead, nothing gets through. It took her 5 hours of Minecraft streams and people constantly screaming at her to even ingrain what 2x2 means in her broken brain

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>>29447959
that's more like it

Gura is focused on ensuring fun stream, not so much on making progress in minecraft
her "projects" are likely a facade and an excuse to start a stream with

what she's actually doing most of the time, is looking into chat for any leads for creating content
when she sees a good suggestion or idea, she jumps onto that and switches focus right away

now if chat actually yells at her to focus onto her original project instead
she'll probably comply, throwing a fit like Ame doesn't seem as likely

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>>29448035
you know what, an active vyt just announced she gave birth yesterday... it ain't too far fetched

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>>29448040
Ame delayed it

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>Fetish for bald men
>Loves Michael
Not surprising

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>>29447974
There's literally no way one of the 1.4 million monkeys that follow her and know what haachama did didn't already tell her Haachama was playing and built stairs.

No one fucking cares, you schizos.

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>THANKS MICHAEL
MY BOY IS THE FATHER!?

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Say I made a wish on a monkey's paw to turn Polka into an EN.

How would you spin this into a nightmare?

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Ahaha idolfags panicking

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>Vsauce gave Gura nightmares

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>>29448040
She just said they might bump into each other since Ame's also going to play. Ame's stream is in an hour.

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>>29448040
It wasn't an offical collab, but Ame was going to start Minecraft right about now. Unfortunately she had to push it back last minute and won't be on for another hour.

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>>29447997
pushed it back an hour so she didn't have to see gura

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I keep catching myself replying outloud to Gura during streams, how 2 stop being a child?

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I'm going to be real here, I've listened to that Ame Dr. Seuss rap an embarrassing amount of times, and she's not even my oshi.

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why did amelia move her stream?
does she hate gura that much?

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>>29448040
she and ame each had seperate minecraft streams scheduled for around this time, Ame postponed hers to sleep

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>>29448078
Here bro

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*pops in*
Nightmares. Everyone has nightmares, but have you ever wondered what gives APEX PREDATORS nightmares?

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>>29447966
It isn't sadness, anon, it's simply a feeling you have yet to experience as an EN newfag.
This is a feeling we know all too well in Minecraft streams.

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>>29448061
Ame if she is on long after Gura
Ina next time she streams MC

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I LOVE YOU GURA BUT STOP MINING AND PUT AWAY YOUR GARBAGE IN A NEW CRATE BEFORE YOU MINE YOU'RE TURNING THE ENTIRE AREA INTO A WASTELAND FOR 1 STACK OF DIRT

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>>29447966
lack of meds

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>>29448053
I still wanna know what people wanted her to announce

inb4 "hurr her graduation"

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newfag here, so is Calli generally the most hated one out of the group?

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Did Gura go to school in the 50s or something? Why the fuck does she know Latin?

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>>29448035
i belib

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>>29448035
You need to stop mixing your fetishes with your hobbies

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>>29448074
>end with 4
But HoloEN has 6 now, with Haato and Coco.

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>>29448020
Polka broadcasting becoming an hero on stream would be a nail in the coffin for Hololive.

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>>29448089
How do you find stream reservations? Why can't I see it on Ame's channel?

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>>29448101
She has to move to the US and still knows 0 english

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>>29448036
Dadadada Tenshi.

Here's Aqua's cover of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8v5S1nhKzo

>>29448022
I still want her to try.

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>>29448028
>>29448056
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Uh wasn't that posted here?

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Gura......

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>>29448077
I want to fuck the retard out of this retard

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>>29448003
>Haachama is clearly faking it

It's the opposite, barracuda. Haachama is a legitimate dumbass, Gura seems to have attention span problems.

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>>29448110
ugly

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>>29448113
hot

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>>29448123
lurk more

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How can someone play a game so much and not learn basic shit like inventory management?

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Gura be careful about referencing memes, the HERfags will get you

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HEY! Vsauce. Michael here.

What makes us.... LOVE Hololive?

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>>29448086
Idk man that video about nukes he made is pretty atmospheric and unnerving

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>Got rid of the lavafall that helped them find their way back home at night when traveling on open water
I hate it

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>>29448123
Yes, but only because she's the one that's the most here and we hate each other to an insane degree

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>>29448086
Some vsauce episodes fill me with deep existential dread.

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https://files.catbox.moe/wqavc7.mp3

Do you think ame gets PTSD flashbacks when she sees foot fetish fanart?

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>>29448123
Go back

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>>29448124
you didnt have a latin club at your high school?

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>>29448123
No, Mori Love!

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>>29448007
ame ame ame

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>>29448113
yes this is what i require

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>>29448110
This is going to give me nightmares

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>>29448113
u-uoooh?

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>>29448075
There's no room, and that's why it's spilling out

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>>29448074
Schizophrenic-chama, your detachment from reality reps...

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>>29448035
>all foods that are good for your vocal cords
wow

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>>29448035
Take your meds Anon

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>>29448110
The more shading he adds the worse it gets. This is an artist's nightmare, putting in more effort for worse results.

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Gura literally says a phrase in latin and it makes the spics go crazy, she was not even speaking Spanish.....

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>Gura immediately shares funny images she finds with everyone
...is Gura a middle aged mom?

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gura mukbang incoming

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>>29448101
She streams less than Ayame and becomes even more depressed

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Oh nononono

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>Gura watching mukbang videos
Oh no

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>>29448111
She hates that Gura gave her such big tiddies

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>>29448123
yes

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NO GURA
DO NOT

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>>29448063
Don't reply to shitposts, Ame.

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>>29448146
don't need to try that hard for a babbykiddie game
MC is just a way to do zatsudan while underagefags watch anyway

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>>29447966
It's literally the lack of BGM.

All the people ITT complained about it weeks ago: I remember each one of you.

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>>29448147
you shouldn't be allowed to post here

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Gura and Moona mukbang when

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>>29448146
you have to want to be better at a game to care enough to improve

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>>29448110
Nightmare fuel

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>>29448101
Digifag's GF gets into EN with Polka's model.

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Close to 50k viewers watching a shork be dumb in minecraft.

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>>29447974
Envy.

Kokoro Red mogged the shit out of her tiny little impotent pile of wet dirt, effectively building a monument to gura's incompetence within the span of a single stream, all while smearing salt in the wound by repaying her cheap cocks with GLORIOUS DIAMONDS.

Meanwhile preggo coof shark can't even accomplish one single task without needing at least 2 or 3 streams. The among us stream showed everyone that HER is indeed prone to bouts of human pettiness, and this is just a continuation of saltwater shark.

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Uhh anons I think Gura is filipinx

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>>29448113
Jesas save us...we didn't know the horrors we would bring upon this world

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Take your meds, Gura.

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>>29448003
Haachama isn't faking it, in a sense. She's mathematically quite clever, her exploits in Minecraft where she sometimes just builds complicated structures easily without following a blueprint shows this quite well, but she's clearly a bit slow in other areas.

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>>29448148
That's easy the answer is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm just gonna say it, I don't care that you hate Minecraft.

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>>29448015
>>29448084
Polka is NOT a whore.

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>>29448053
Based

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>>29448122
pekou

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niggerman?

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>>29448009
>cuddling with Gura
>cuddling heats up into making out
>she feels your boner and gives you a big grin
It's time

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gura spends a lot of time on youtube...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk-Br9AVVXU
here is the video she is talking about

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PLEASE SOMEONE SUPERCHAT HER TO STORE THE MATERIAL FOR HAACHAMA THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>29448183
NNAAAAAAA

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>>29448156
No. We had two priests living in the roof though, I bet they knew Latin.

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>>29448077
>Will be living in a castle like a proper lord
>Dirty peasants living in mud huts and caves

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>>29448123
yes that is correct, don't let the redditors tell you otherwise

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>>29448170
Spics are too stupid to even know their own language

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>>29448111
No, she needed a nap

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>>29448101
Granted but she's Nijisanji EN.

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>>29448190
She's also purposely throwing away dirt even though she knows that Kokoro Red needs them,

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Gura should make a big chest at Haachama's stairway to heaven and put all her dirt and cobblestone in it and a sign on top that says 'building materials'

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>>29448172
Middle aged yes

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>>29448101
she hard panders to jops and becomes an honorary main branch holo, effectively adopted by hlg

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Gura watermelon mukbang...

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>>29448183
It's fine if you have your own BGM
Post your BGMs!

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DONT POST THAT IMAGE

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>>29448170
really shows how retarded the average spic is, huh?

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>>29448129
It was in my home feed but you can also find it in her upcoming live streams.

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SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk-Br9AVVXU&

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>>29448181
Anon you can't tell the MCautistfags that their game is for kids, you don't do that.

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>>29448207
There's no point. She wouldn't read it anyways.

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Vesti la giubba e la faccia infarina.
La gente paga, e rider vuole qua.
E se Polpo t'invola Nene,
ridi, Pagliaccio, e ognun applaudirà!
Tramuta in lazzi lo spasmo ed il pianto
in una smorfia il singhiozzo e 'l dolor, Ah!

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I wanna suck the snot out of Gura's nose

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>>29448151
Yeah. Never thought I'd miss a lavafall, it was a major landmark back when they kept getting lost in the flower forest that's right next to the base.

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>>29448154
https://files.catbox.moe/fd2vq0.mp4

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>>29448188
And it would somehow have been Dick Mastersons fault for enabling them. He should have listened

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I wish Mori would play some Minecraft, oh well

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>>29448170
WE WUZ CAESAR N SHIET

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Teapot

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>>29448207
Just imagine how many stacks of cobble disappeared with her offline mining.

Just. Imagine.

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This thread seems... really bad.

People get really frustrated by directionless minecraft huh?

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>>29448217
>Nijisanji EN
eww

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>>29448101
Doesn't feel comfortable with the EN girls and gets even more isolated and depressed.

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>animal eating asmr
https://youtu.be/gIsDu-ald8A

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>>29448217
So Polka turns into a Pajeet?

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>a Slav guy having been doing his insane training for years and managed to establish his position, still has hard times to survive
>girls lazying around in a cramped and messy apartment and won her popularity and fortune in one night, playing games with her mouth open and calling it “hard work”
It’s just unfair desu.
>wait, what if they employ some CGI skin to Sumo world..?

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>>29448197
upvote

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>>29448101
Despite your newfound ability to fully understand her, you'll still never be able to make her happy.

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>>29448198
correct

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>>29447978
>147cm
IMAGINE THE SMELL

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>>29448220
Yes that would make sense. But instead her inventory is 100% full with garbage so she doesn't even pick up anything.

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>>29448207
Do you feel frustrated,anon?

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neti pots are bad for you

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>>29448146
This game requires alot of planning and structure for certain projects to get done. Gura is a "me go forward" type of person. Don't know what to say about Mori other then she's extremely busy through no one else's fault but her own.

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>>29448151
Why do you need that when you can just use a map?

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i knew she was going to bring up the nose teapot. i feel like i have a psychic link with her.

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>>29448172
She's 27

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>>29448229
That is pretty cute

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>>29448229
AAAAAAA NIGGERMAN YOU'RE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Gura gonna get Naegleria Fowleri...

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>>29448207
are you frustrated?

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>>29448241
pathetic.

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>>29448241
I don't really get why people say this, I'd rather her just play games she finds fun. She's far more entertaining playing stuff like Mad Rrat or Crash Bandicoot since she clearly enjoys it.

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>neti pot
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-dies-from-brain-eating-amoeba-after-using-neti-pot-tap-water-to-rinse-sinuses/

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>>29448207
I"M ALSO IN PAIN PLEASE SOMEONE THINK OF THE DIRTS

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>>29448207
people have; she doesn't care
She will have her 15 shovels, void the entire chunk and have 12 dirt afterwards.

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why is gura destroying this entire mountain

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>>29448188
You forced my hand and now you have to watch it https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4

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>>29448152
isn't it because she's just doing it for her future rapping career and doesn't give a shit about hololive?

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>>29448003
https://files.catbox.moe/4h3dwi.webm

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out through your other nose..

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>gura has two noses
Exciting lore

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>>29448245
a directionless stream equates to a directionless thread

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I cant understand a word of what you are trying to say Gura your melted blain getting to me

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>going from food ASMR to neti pots
Big question mark

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>>29448229
I like watching cats and dogs eat, it reminds me of my childhood where I could afford having a pet.

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>>29447978
>>29448255
do tiny bodies produce smellier farts?
you know, because it's condensed?

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>>29448172
No, she's just a socially inept dork that grew up on the internet.

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>>29448263
>Gura is the same age as me

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Man, this is such a good outfit. I hope Kiara gets something like this for her 2nd outfit.

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Does gura eat animals?

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>>29447983
It's part of why I like it. No BGM or only the soft game BGM, rambling to herself bout nothing to maintain the parasocial illusion. She's as lonely doing this as any of us watching it. I sympathize with her, but at least there's beauty in melancholy.

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Minecraft autists in these threads are insufferable

>nooo the efficiency
>nooo the progress
>nooo build a chest

Shut the fuck up. No one fucking cares. No one should care. Go play the game yourself if you're not here for cute shark ramblings.

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>>29448262
sorry friendo that was a link with me, now how about we jerk off to some armpits

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she keeps talking about them after i shared it with her

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>>29448086
He has an entire series dedicated to fear called Mind Field, it could've been one of those

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Bros... my brain feels like its twisting and melting away... is this how Gura streams normally feel like?

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>>29448271
is that Snek? I missed her stream today

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>>29448057
she's about to rape you, anon

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>>29448273
>tap water
Well there you go

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“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I heawd one of youw fwiends is a clown!”

“Yeah, her name’s Polka.”

>”Can she get hew hands on some Ciwcus Peanuts?! Feels like it’s been fowevew since I had some!”

“...what even are Circus Peanuts?”

>”A kind of Candy!”

“...should’ve seen that one coming.”

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>>29448273
Gura... These girls are raising my stress levels as of late.

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Is not eating a good weight loss strategy? It seems to work for Gura and I don't really get hungry, but I don't wanna die either

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>>29448245
the minecraft autists don't realize the appeal of Gura minecraft streams isn't completing projects but comfy talk and occasional lore

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>>29448229
ngl that's cute as fuck for a Niggerman

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>>29448207
She would just forget shortly afterwards.

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>>29448207
She already got told and acknowledged the issue. Her response was that she'll do it if Haachama asks because it "might be rude without permission."

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>>29448298
Based

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>>29448278
to deny haachama building materials

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>>29448035
Also:
>Avoids milk and cheese

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>>29448124
I took Latin because it was an easy class.

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>>29448298
the minecraft retards unironically need to be fucking gassed

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>>29448174
what do you get when you cross a MENTALLY ILL CHUUBA WITH A POLCIETY THAT ABANDONS HER AND TREATS HER LIKE TRASH?

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>>29448251
Based Tochinoshin
How's he doing this tournament? I haven't followed it at all this time around

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>>29448298
The /v/ infestation in this thread has somehow only gotten worse over the past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448295
she needs a ceo suit first

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448207
>>29448243
3 HOURS OF STONE GONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GURA PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448154
Holy shit it's like one of those Doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448251
Tochi your ozeki reps and your knee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448129
Go to videos and click on uploads here, then click "upcoming live streams."

Youtube's interface is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>I had to record something
Gimmie your narratives

[Anonymous No.]

eating sounds are disgusting. those who think otherwise are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448295
Infinitely better than her default outfit. So, so much better.
Still wouldn't watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura recorded something
Uuuuuh??? What did she record?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448282
that's her one redeeming quality

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298

[Anonymous No.]

>I was recording... something.
STRONGEST NAIVE RRATS

[Anonymous No.]

I know we like Amelia BUT

http://poal.me/vys69j
http://poal.me/vys69j
http://poal.me/vys69j

[Anonymous No.]

How do we give Gura confidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

What did she record, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
she changed her audio sample rate last week too.

[Anonymous No.]

>had to record something
naive rrats, what did she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448272
minecraft is neat because it lends itself to more interaction with the others, even when they aren't playing at the same time. Like when Gura was pranking the others by drowning their houses in chickens

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448229
God I wish I was that sausage

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448295
That or a CEO SUIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
Clearly a lot of people do care or else the thread and chat wouldn't be full of people commenting on it
Use your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
>>29448344
>>29448349
HoloEN Ochame Kinou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448273
>using tap water
deserved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448279
>Hear intro
>Close vid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448035
klaius is a lucky man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448272
I know, I know. It would be nice if she did enjoy playing Minecraft is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
People here are unironic backseaters, yet will deny it when called out.
Hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
asmr voice pack!
original song!
mobile game voice lines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
The NA-based ENs seem to attract more /v/ermin in particular I feel like, just ignore them anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
our sex tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448354
segment for the talkshow

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448356
Sex tape and sent it to Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448339
>>29448228
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448286

[Anonymous No.]

All the uncollected dirt and stone is pissing me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
HER related? probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448154
Maybe she'd get less of them if she'd stop making feet jokes and didn't talk about making tea with her pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448273
https://files.catbox.moe/ojx8d4.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448353
i want to pump gura full of confidence!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448354
>>29448356
>>29448349
VOICE PACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
Haachama is going to hate her if she doesn't do something. We are here to prevent that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
The Kiara Calli project is actually a full gen song collab

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID SHE RECORD IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
>WAAAH NO ONE CARES SO LET ME MAKE A VERY ANGRY POST ABOUT IT
4/10, here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448170
Spanish is a romance language meaning it has it's roots in latin

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't know her viewers would watch her watch paint dry..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448347
Then fuck off and don't come back

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WotwwPjXes&list=RD5WotwwPjXes&start_radio=1

I died, my 1000 dollar salary is being spent tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
You guys freak the fuck out over chess but then retards do it over Minecraft and now it's bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448279
Jesus that makes me want to vomit. Thank fuck Covers scouts seem to be the most competent employees of the company and turned this used-up pedophile away at the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448241
We need to tell her to try doing it as a zatsudan like Gura is doing instead of thinking that she needs to have some big objective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
Voice packs.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't haachama just get stone and dirt from ina's trash chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
Her own Minecraft parody song

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448272
Honestly I kind of want her to play it too, but only because I love Mori's zatsudans so much and getting another would make me happy. she's usually too involved in what she's playing to make conversation (and seems to prefer difficult games), doing something menial in minecraft might be good practice.

[Anonymous No.]

PAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448229

Uh, that woman is literally killing that kitten. Eating sausages can be harmful

[Anonymous No.]

WHY ISN'T SHE COLLECTING ALL THAT STONE?!
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm not even a Minecraft person, and this is still driving me crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
>can't say
now i have to know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448385
i dont think i'd be ready for THAT, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448389
her BUTT !!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
Turns out the takamori song was an EN group song the whole time, Kiara just went to Mori's house because her recording equipment is better

[Anonymous No.]

I was about to upload a silly webm on /wsg/ because catbox is gay and the splitfag did his thing there
fuck this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
1 million celebration

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448318
That was referring to upgrading the enchantment table. I don't think Haachama will mind getting stacks of matts free

[Anonymous No.]

Insomnia is a symptom you get from alcohol withdrawal, just sayin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
Song for HER spotify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448358
>>29448405
I understand what you mean, and I'd agree if we were talking about say, Gura, since she rarely does zatsudan streams, but Mori does lots of zatsudan/zatsudan-type streams already so there's no need to turn her gameplay streams into that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448401
chat can ask her to make a cobble generator

[Anonymous No.]

Is she still making song for THAT account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448391
no shit sherlock, but you would think they would be able to tell the difference between Spanish and actual latin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448395
MY FUCKING MONEY
GIVE IT BACK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

She was recording HIGH FRAMERATE FOOTAGE FOR THE NEW ORIGINAL FBK+KORONE+GURA HOLOLIVE MUSIC VIDEO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448207

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448353
stop patronizing her. tough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448241
I don't miss it to be honest, since a lot of it would be her complaining that she doesn't know how to play the game and that she wishes she would git gud at it while not making much progress.
She's way better when playing games where she's confortable like Crash or Mad Rrat Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to make colored blocks that aren't wool? I want to make a blue house, but I don't like the idea of it being fuzzy on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448229
C-Can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>I have tons of material!
NO SHIT YOU FUCKING TORE DOWN A MOUNTAIN BAKA SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>does Haachama need this?

[Anonymous No.]

shes caught on stonebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
terracotta

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
Clay and glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448408
who cares the video was cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
Kiara needs a backing vocalist for her song

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
She practices before doing Karaoke. She wanted to hear how she sounded so she recorded herself. Boring explanation, I know, but we know she practices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448340
Another song for Belle Delphine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
This image gives me great frustration

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

GURA HACHAMA NEEDS IT DONT LET IT ROT ON THE GROUND THROW AWAY 1 OF YOUR 50 SHOVELS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura talking about Haachama a lot...
RIP GURAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448419
That's actually quite plausible, neither Kiara nor Mori ever said that it was just a duet or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

We are so close to the saving the stone but she changed the topics

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
concrete can be coloured

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
Concrete and concrete powder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
You can dye clay and bake it to make colored terracotta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448425
It was both I think. Unless I'm schizo and I definitely refuse to take meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448401
she could just do a lavacast somewhere and have Cobblestone for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
All that cobble making my knees wobble...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448426
Actually good Narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/uyvkec.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
IM TRIGGERED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
5ch is getting too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
concrete

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448101
you just separated her from the rest of Gen V, she gets even more depressed and eventually retires from life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448466
What's the Haachama Gura ship name?

[Anonymous No.]

Is she wasting all the stuff to frustrate viewers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448311
Bless

[Anonymous No.]

Gura reeling in that Apple sponsorship

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
JP bro??

[Anonymous No.]

>Ipod Nano
Oh god, that takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
based

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone saved the VOD of Kiara's ear rape from today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448219
I was noticing that as well kek. I don't understand why she would be salty about Haato of all people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
Haachama... don't look....

[Anonymous No.]

When's the last time you slept in pitch black with no devices on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448389
Discord sex with Ame for later schlicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448447
>>29448448
she must be asserting dominance by deliberately wasting materials at this point. it's the only way i can cope with this incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
かわいい

[Anonymous No.]

>has to remove all sources of blue light to sleep
Just fuckin go do physical activities and you can fall asleep under any circumstances you lazy shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448377
Is Kanata getting any better these days? Always felt bad for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
>Are you frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448445
turn off the blue I'm tryna sleep in here

[Anonymous No.]

There's probably people here that don't remember the ipod nano

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Minecraft's dumb jello water. Is it that hard to program some basic bitch water physics like in Terraria?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
Fuck JOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448481
God she's so lame, I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448396
>old game good
>new game bad
There, that's why. The classic /v/ mantra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448298
>3 hours of mining stone
>doesn't collect resources
>realize she needs stone
>another 3 hours of mining stone next stream
Sorry for caring about content

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
wool, terracotta, glass, concrete and glazed terracotta

[Anonymous No.]

What was Gura reaction to Hachama giving her diamonds for the chicken prank she did?

[Anonymous No.]

New narrative: Gura always wanted an iPod but her family could never afford one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
Today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448497
Not after she went of on how Macs suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448493
GuraChama.
Haachama ships are very easy to name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
>That overwhelming aura of confidence
>No problem with supporting a girl online
THIS GUY!!! HES FUCKING GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448432
She made a song under that name since debut, but it was a lo-fi track with no vocals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448494
Implying she has that level of self awareness

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
This picture needs her bags of 7 shovels, various twigs and useless shit taking up all the space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
last night

[Anonymous No.]

i relate so much to gura's sleep troubles

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448493
Haguro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448413
>Good morning with Gura audio
Do you rike it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448273
>one (1) case
>tap water

ogey rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
Last night?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/6lhvn1.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/s9k2qk.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/vnn9yv.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/7y2ibm.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

please Gura... just make a chest and put the stone in there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448512
She was in hospital not too long ago, but she seems to be on the mend. Had a lot of fun playing Papers Please last night. The one people ought to be worried for right now is Luna, she might end up missing out on Holofes at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448542
>>29448540
>>29448537
>>29448526
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck falls asleep to empty noise?
For the last year, I have been sleeping to long Youtube playlists on one monitor, and a 10-hour long DVD bouncer to prevent my LCD from getting burn-in. I cannot imagine how people sleep without their mind being occupied and distracted by low-level concentration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448511
that's not true

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448183
I prefer it with no bgm, I can play my own or just listen to her talk and concentrate on her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448514
Where is my bois Meyer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
>250yen
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448502
It's in the replies to her post about removing it on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Is ignoring all that stone part of her "does this frustrate you" act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448511
I've always found purposely trying to keep my eyes open makes me sleep the fastest she should try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
what the fuck do you leave on when you sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448219
She left a bunch of dirt in haachama's gift chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448524
"Wow, Diamonds", she probably already saw it offline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448511
You clearly have not be subjected to the cancer that is blinking blue standby LEDs on your electronics.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448541
I do rike it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29440541
I swear to fuck, the things you faggots make me draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448516
or the ipod shufle

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448445
>>29448514
sorry catto I accidentally quoted and will repent with my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
I just use drugs to fall asleep, works like a charm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448328
He’s in 6/6 as of now and really having a hard time.. He needs to win 2 more.. while ENs are doing nothing but constantly winning.. it’s not fair.
By the way, have any Holos, especially ENs, talked about their opinions on Sumo?
I wanna see matches of
>Mount-Calli vs Ocean-Noel
>Dog-zeki vs The Phoenix

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
if there's loud enough white noise-ish noise, i can't wake up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
Last night? You should try it sometime, anon.
>>29448529
Oh yeah, forgot that happened kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448433
Do you think they didn't?
If you did then they did too
My guess is that hearing her talking in a similar language just triggered them

[Anonymous No.]

I want everyone who uses the word boomer to die a horrible death

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448524
A very fake "oh wow"

[Anonymous No.]

Aight, this is the last Klaius joke post I'm gonna make.
Based on >>29439607

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448278
To make space for her shark hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448545
FRUSTRATION GETTING BIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448550
What happened to Luna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448485
>too powerful
>250 yen

I guess we shouldn't be too harsh with them, Coco and Rushia already vacuum all their income.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448516
I was using one until 2-3 years ago when it finally broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448568
this is powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571

[Anonymous No.]

Watching Gura play Minecraft is almost as infuriating as watching Ame and Kiara play chess.

Why can't Haachama be on the server right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448565
Yeah left 3 stacks and killed 200 stacks.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gboomura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448408
Please don't yell at google-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448481
Mori is kinda cute ngl

[Anonymous No.]

Brown Gura is Our Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448545
AAA IM GONNA RAPE YOUUU

[Anonymous No.]

She already forgot she asked chat about the stones for Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

God, her Minecraft streams are so great for Gura lore. Why do people watch these for gameplay and then get frustrated? Just listen to the cute shark voice, dummies.

[Anonymous No.]

no gura no, not the spider man

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448541
Please Yagoo my poor soul can't take it I rove it already

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448568
this is powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448439
>Does Haachama really need this? Huh, there's so much here. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
I just drunk until I paso ut

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
Excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
s-sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
that just means you aren't capable of being alone with your thoughts, thats not ok anon you probably need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
I literally can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448568
This is a powerful image

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448583
uhhhh....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
What in Christ's name is this abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448525
She wanted an iPod but her parents were afraid she would use to secretly listen to blasphemous death metal bands so they didn't let her have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
I can't fall asleep unless there's almost perfect silence in my room. Have to shut down my PC every night and everything, even the gentle hum of the PC fans keeps me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448568
imagine the possibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448516
>ipod mini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571

[Anonymous No.]

KNEEL BEFORE THE POLDAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448588
she's got intermittent super-RSI in one of her wrists and it came back recently. if drug treatment doesn't work she's gonna have to get surgery

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /u/ here, the best couple is Amelia and Gura, I hope they can be more open about their relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura loves Spider-man!

[Anonymous No.]

>Sony game
AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
DISGUSTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448608
yes, just listen to it without looking at the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Alright... Gura just said she wanted to play Spiderman. Will Sony bend their knee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448429
I suppose, but recently while she's done stuff similar, the date and asmr streams, while great in their own right, felt more planned and didn't quite scratch that itch for me.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a Christmas song you'd like Gura to sing?

I want her to sing Dominick The Donkey

[Anonymous No.]

Look I don't mind Gura doing whatever, but if she herself says "alright I'll give her a ton of dirt and stone" yet literally looks at 9385409294 blocks of dirt and stone she's not picking up cause she has 30 shovels in her inventory then yes that triggers me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
i use brown noise to drown out my neighbors

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
Years due to my router being in my room
>>29448585
Oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448588
She's in the hospital for her De Quervain syndrome, and she's saying it's possible she might need to get surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
The fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

gura was on land when film first released?

[Anonymous No.]

Transparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448583
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Smart shark mentioning spiderman on stream to a 45k audience so that Sony hears it and gives her permissions.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I learn Minecraft? Creative mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448554
Falling asleep is easy just watch a Texhnolyze episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448608
>frustrated
I mean Haachama who is clearly dumber than her did more in 1 stream than she did in 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
"thanks"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448608
It wouldn't be frustrating if she didn't say she was going to collect building materials for haachama and then just throw them away because she wants to keep one (1) orange wool and 20 unused shovels in her inventory

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448627
REMEMBER THE IPOD
DO IT FOR HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
Holy fuck based artistanon

[Anonymous No.]

So who's the oldest in HoloEN? I know they're all pretty young, but I get a slightly older vibe from Amelia and possibly Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
>>29448571
CURSED THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
"Based", I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't even remember what she's streaming
Gura... Your sleep reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura too distracted by the Ame breakup to even know her next stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448643
Yea, it's very horrible inventory management

[Anonymous No.]

>forgets her own schedule
i fucking love this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
B-based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448633
That outfit is way too busy for Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
Last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
ASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448568

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448563
Not him, but i have my internet router on, and the "i'm not on, but i'm plugged in" lights for my monitor, TV and WiiU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
Anon I’m dictating this post to my man servant because I clawed my own eyes out upon seeing this abomination he has begun screaming in the process of typing this good day day sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
this is almost as bad as when they slow down her singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448493
The retard boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
Last night, i like sleeping in a pitch black room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448608
I just wish she'd put on some bgm, a minecraft playlist would be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
Ina probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
uuooohhhnnnoooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
Dear lord what have you done to my shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448583
whatever you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448620
What, you ain't clinically depressed and despise yourself? What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
>I fixed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571

[Anonymous No.]

>challenged ina and ame to a smash battle instead of just ame
GURAMEBROS WE KEEP LOSING

[Anonymous No.]

MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448444
Dyeable blocks:
Terracotta (Always has an orange tint)
Concrete Powder (And by extension concrete)
Glass

Dyed Terracotta can be smelted again to make glazed terracotta which has complex designs, and is intended for accent pieces.

The best block to use for clean colored blocks is concrete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448652
No, her first landing was when Jaws was released

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448641
if you tell them gura is gay, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448642
Personally, I really hope she goes back to doing some more sampling streams, that's her most underrated content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
literally put in more than 0 effort

[Anonymous No.]

>AmeGura Smash

[Anonymous No.]

Gura not challenging Mori and Kiara.

Trinity yay

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura was the one who brought up smash
wonder why Ame was so secretive about it

[Anonymous No.]

>SMASHING GURA
UOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

I've been so busy with vidya and hololive that It has been officially one week since I have taken a shower. My eyes have started burning and my skin is an oil slick. How are you guys managing your time nowadays without missing a stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura planned a smash collab with ame and ina but not with kiara lmaoo

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally thinking of content to frustrate people with

[Anonymous No.]

InaAmeGura Smash sounds pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this kusogaki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448331
This should have been her actual outfit, not the monstrosity that we have

[Anonymous No.]

>Smash players
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448637
>>29448641
>sony
Ahahahaha!
here you go, dumb shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448481
24 hours without Mori is killing me. Good thing we have a wine zatsu in the morning and karaoke tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>smash players
https://streamable.com/546l83

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448506
I just cover my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>smash
I've been waiting for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448664
Based Sanctuary poster

[Anonymous No.]

pedos BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448659
>dumber
No, haachama pretends. Gura is authentically retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Her chat is literally no help at all for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448583
>she has THAT
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gurameina super smash stream
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
sugee

[Anonymous No.]

they need XQC to teach them how to make content

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448568
powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
just let loose on survival

[Anonymous No.]

>Smash online between canada and US west coast

Hoo BOY that's gonna be some ping

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448395
https://youtu.be/T65N79ewqKc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Is the lisp on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

Nene will make a Aloevangelion and shit more on China mark my words

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
kek
and there it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448582
So based off of what you're telling me they're just obnoxious fucks who must bring up their native tongue or country whenever they get the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Incredibly high quality post, 100% ebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448620
For me it's pretty bad tinnitus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>literally no gurame moments this week besides 5 minutes of passpartout
>in fact its been nothing but gurame getting BTFO'd by friendzoning and ina goslinging
its over..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448583
anonchama....

[Anonymous No.]

>Smash
GURA NOOOOO YOU'RE GOING TO ATTRACT MORE KLIAUSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448720
Yep. Sony would rather let a backstabbing bitch stream their game

[Anonymous No.]

Can you fucks finally accepy the trinity? No more unity bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
Why do western artists insist on turning everything fat and black?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey ame, hey ina, you wanna SMASH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448702
Concrete is a bit too saturated though. Terracotta has earthier tones that look more natural for building.

[Anonymous No.]

>tierwhoring

disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura plays smash
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

What will they bet this time?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was a meta knight chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448207
No. This is your oshi, the one you choose. Now suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
that is the scariest fucking thing i've seen in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
it's like vtubers, just watch one Youtube vid and the algorithm will make sure that within the next month you learn how to create a flying Eater of Worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>Brawl Metaknight
this FUCKING BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448747
i believe it

[Anonymous No.]

La trinidad...

[Anonymous No.]

>30 mins of people spamming their Smash mains ahead
Oh God why

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448736
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura was a Meta Knight shitter
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>Smash online
That stream isn't gonna last. It'll be just like lethal league.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448713
i work 40-50 hours a week and everything except my oshi is optional

[Anonymous No.]

.... Throwing away blocks for wood instead of her many shovels.

[Anonymous No.]

>she mained Meta Knight in Brawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448659
Haachama has been playing this game for 2 fucking years.

[Anonymous No.]

>smash
If only the netcode wasn't shit, the only way I could watch that shitty game would be with them messing around with it and purposely breaking all the made up comp rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>Brawl
>Metaknight
KNOW MY POWER

[Anonymous No.]

>leaving the tree unfinished
kek she's doing it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448641
No way, Sony is niji property.

[Anonymous No.]

>played Meta knight in brawl

GAWR "TOURNEYFAG" GURA?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448710
There've been a few other instances in which X is trying to keep a secret while Y spills, I feel like these girls are often not on the same page for these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448644
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVaXcANIank

[Anonymous No.]

>gura ame ina smash
>from canada and the west coast
>over nintendos online service
yeah not happening

[Anonymous No.]

>Played Meta Knight

SHE IS A MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448769
their virginities

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448746
Sadly, no. I apologize, I had bad hearing as a kid and it effected how I talk, I fucking hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
Ina/Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448318
Gura... why are you such a retard sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
NTR cucks BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448761
can you eat my ass already you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't Ame's minecraft stream scheduled for almost 20 minutes ago? Does she hate Gura now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448754
oh shit anon that sucks I hope its not too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448630

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448131
Oh, the illust reminded me of nanawoakari but I didn't make the connection

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448761
Unity was always a thing. Trinity is a subset of unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura invited ame to smash
uh bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448787
fuuuuuck they need offcollabs

[Anonymous No.]

>all these people saying anything but Joker as the best in the game
Absolute morons

[Anonymous No.]

Even someone playing casually was able to see how fun/broken that character was

[Anonymous No.]

Well who didn't play Meta Knight in Brawl? He was super cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
might as well eat Ame too, don't want this to happen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
horrific, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448740
doesn't matter, you could be playing your neighbour and it would still be shit. Ultimate literally has no scene because of its shit netcode AND nintendo are now issuing DMCAs to Smash tourneys who are using the rollback injected Melee to try and get people on their shitty new game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448803
Oh, I thought you were copying his lisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448633
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448813
No, you're just retarded, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura asks whose the best smash character
>everybody is saying joker and Steve
>nobody talks about based Terry
fuckin zoomers i swear

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Ame only took baths once a week? She must be a smash prodigy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448787
nintendo will never into online, please undastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
Gura and Mori maybe. I feel like Kiara is the youngest

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448740
Where's this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448641
Pretty sure Ame mentioned wanting to play it too earlier, and probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448709
Have you ever played smash brothers online? playing in the same country is bad enough. Shit's rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people who play Steve
bunch of trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448761
let me think about it...
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448813
Pushed back by an hour for her to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448813
take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking smash players are coming out in a loli vtubers chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448769
>correct heights
based

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is unironically smarter than all other HoloENs and Gura is clearly the retardest. Prove me wrong. You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a four player game online just invite one more person Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like gura is going to have a hard time not calling smash players stinky

[Anonymous No.]

The "best" character in Smash ultimate is the same one that has been the best since smash bros 64.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Good post... but I think I'm getting tired of Klaius posting.

[Anonymous No.]

i can't even put into words how desperately i need gura's voice pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448835
>Not talking about Ganondorf
He's objectively the best character

[Anonymous No.]

That 64 chunk of dirt....

[Anonymous No.]

One of them is gonna main King dedede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448712

[Anonymous No.]

It's great when Gura's voice vibrates, because that's what she'd sound like when she tries talking while bouncing on a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448835
>Smash players in charge of actual fitan game combos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
I hope Astel doesn't see this

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what Gura thinks she's missing out on when she's trying to fall asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
>get resources at day
>stay inside at night
>start building the next day
>stay inside at night
>get resources at day
>etc. etc.
>also have the wiki open if you wanna know certain crafting recipes you saw somewhere else
And there you go. Here, only five in-game days, and I've already got a sandhut and a small farm going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
>closed it before realizing there was more
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448855
Holy BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>SMASH FOR DUMMIES

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is the tierwhore of HoloEN
well, that's not what I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448787
If you play the game in any way that you can have fun with it then it's breaking competitive rules

[Anonymous No.]

STOP APPEALING TO PEDOPHILES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448833
Oh, well call it a coincidence then. That or I am Klaius and I've been making fun of myself this entire time. Not like anybody would really know.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate smash players

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448825
Just because MKLeo makes Joker look like the best character in the game doesn't mean he's overall the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448825
He really isn't, he's completely carried by Leo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448842
Ame's my oshi but Gura's a 1M+ vtuber... I'm sure Sony will double think before outright denying her with permissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448839
Mori is the youngest of the ones we know. Gura is a wildcard, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Just tuned in. Did Gura notice Haachama's present?

[Anonymous No.]

YEEEEESSSSS PLAY FIGHTING GAMES GURA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448822
not while the meme flu sticks around :(

[Anonymous No.]

>I'd like to be good at another game
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE BUGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448752
Yeah basically
The same happened when Holos from JP spoke a bit of english/spanish
Retards inmediatly flooded the chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448525
New Narrative, Gura is an amish and she didn't have access to technology until she leave her house. She still goes to the church and help her grandpa with farming

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448850
>The fucking smash players are cuming on a loli vtubers chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448805
>sometimes
Name a time when gura was intelligent

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
meme videos aside, where did the retard meme come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
Mori is either the most retarded or the smartest, I'm leaning towards the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448813
She hates her so much she's always watching her and also cries to her karaoke. I wish someone hated me that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448869
/hlgg/ narratives

[Anonymous No.]

Gura invited Ame to smash has some hidden meaning behind it, I think she really hates Ame and want to smash her face in

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
NIGGERS MAKE ME SICK

[Anonymous No.]

>smash
>fighting game
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448853
Yes. Invite Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK MUSE DASH BANNING HOLOLIVE NOW GURA CANT PLAY IT IN STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Just got home. Did I miss any interesting Gura lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448795
They don't talk about being invited to things until the person who invited them talks about it.

[Anonymous No.]

watch out gura, smash community is full of unironic pedophile trannies that like little boys

[Anonymous No.]

This blue dummy basically
Mainned meta knight
And is fucking your mom
Doctors can’t believe how smol she is
Find out how

[Anonymous No.]

>fighting game autists wont shut up now

[Anonymous No.]

I'll freak if she gets into fighting games. She should probably start with SFV though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi
>Your smash main

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448835
Well Terry is my favorite in Ultimate along K.Rool but I can see why someone might not like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448876

[Anonymous No.]

>how do you get good
>watch combo videos?
No you hit the fucking lab you lazy shork
>do you need fast fingers
You need matchup knowledge and FUNDIMENTALS AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
Is retardest a word? ESL here

[Anonymous No.]

oh god the FGC is coming out

[Anonymous No.]

Play Tekken. We have rollback now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448916
Just the smashtards as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
Play the game
Unlock new recipes for new blocks
Cant figure out what a block does? check wiki put dont read past the basic explanation

dont watch youtube videos, you might aswell not play at that point. The fun of minecraft comes from finding new ways optimization ON YOUR OWN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448860
It'll die soon, I'm getting tired of it too to be completely honest with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Games that require speed
Oh yeah, she caused some serious butthurt playing Meta Knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448709
It would be fucked with Nintendo's shitty online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
What is there to learn bro, even kids can play MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Steve

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Gura
>I'm not a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Pekora
Lucina

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448603
nigga what is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448825
Weird way to spell Ganon
>>29448920
>Gura
>Ganon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Byleth

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Stop
...Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ina
Donkey Kong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
I dunno about smartest but
>thanks gura for her chicken prank by giving her diamonds
>gura returns the favor by mining thousands of blocks of stone and dirt that haachama needed and just let them rot
Gura is my oshi but haachama is definitely the more considerate one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448777
>Gura herself calling out the height bullshit in fanart
I seriously hope these fucking artist get the hint, I mean Aqua and Gura are the same height, so why do they keep making her a fucking midget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Kiara
>I haven't played Smash since the N64.

[Anonymous No.]

>smash
Imagine if they played ssf2

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Ame
>Cloud/Lucina

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
kiara
robin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Palutena

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448688
>>29448804
Re: Ina, you think so? She's the mellowest for sure but I kinda assumed she was on the young end since she still lives with her parents.

>>29448744
I thought she was a pretty recent college grad, unless they're all right in there and she barely edges them out.

>>29448839
I could see Kiara being the youngest, I'm not that familiar with her history though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
Ina that we know of. Gura we don't seem that sure on. Mori and Ame are around the same age and relatively young. (off the top of my head, Mori's less than a month older)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448889
>Oh, neat, thanks for telling me about it chat, that's cool, I guess. anyways, I'm gonna be digging out a 20 block wide tunnel today and let everything disappear. HOOCHA LEMME GO DESTROY THIS SCENIC LAVAFALL OH WELL ITS GONE IM GONNA GO TO THE NTER NOW

[Anonymous No.]

no gura you attract enough pedophiles as it is

[Anonymous No.]

>wants to be good at games
>Fighting games
I don't know if Gura's the kind of person that could spend hours upon hours in the lab, could be fun to see her attempt GG or Unist tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
holy cursed, I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448918
Capcom permissions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ina
Marth

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
Here's a guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmknSvByEHE&ab_channel=SuperPiter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Gura
>Young Link

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Someone send her $100 for a switch capture card.

[Anonymous No.]

gura better stream for four more hours or im shitting in a bowl and slurping it. i have diarrhea today too and my bowels hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448931
>"rollback"
Yeah sure thing Harada

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Joker

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448917
Meta Knight is cheap

[Anonymous No.]

You rang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Ame
>Inkling/Isabelle
I only play cute characters in fighting games because the dudes are lame as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448927
>Needing fundamentals when you can just clean shop with Meta Knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Amelia
>King DeDeDe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Online Zelda

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori
Bowser

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448899
That's easy anon, remember when she... or that time when... alright I give up, she's always fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori
Ridley but I haven't played in ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448916
>NOW
I've been posting about Gura playing fighting games for weeks now but I never thought she'd ever actually consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura asking about gitting gud at fightan
Gura get Mori to teach you some Guilty Gear. Fuck Tekken

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448658
Learn what?
>Building
Creative
>Basics
Survival
>Autistic farms and redstone
Guides and using your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448910
>has ryu
>has ken
good enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448888
Ah. Didn't expect that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
All the ENs have graduated from school. Haachama is failing out of kangaroo class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Duck Hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448915
So she has nothing to worry about then

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448855
You are objectively wrong. The best character in smash is and always will be pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Fighting game combos are sort of like tapping buttons in a rhythm game though. I'm sure with a little practice she can learn them and fuck the other girl she plays with by confirming the same combos. She has the "press different buttons at the right time" muscle memory already so that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Terry

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448914
That makes sense, feel silly for not making that connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448970
bro is it alright if I cum to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448970
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Quality post, shame this is the last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
Ina.
>>29448957
>Re: Ina, you think so? She's the mellowest for sure but I kinda assumed she was on the young end since she still lives with her parents.
Asian parents anon, things work different for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>nintendo's retarded settings ruining my daughter's mario kart experience
i will remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448869
>>29448906
Forgot the pic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Joker

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura excited about pickles

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
The Buster Wolf guy, I forgot his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448951
that's how she portrays herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448968
>Young Link
Fucking end yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448659
>Haachama who is clearly dumber
Haachama anticipated chat yelling about salmonella during her BURGAR stream and had smoked salmon on hand just so she could pretend it was all a misunderstanding.
She's operating on a totally different level from Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
King Dedede

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448975
It's 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
The fuck Gura in the stream just shouted after this ended

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448943
Based Ganon CHAD, fuck all twink and woman mains

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori
Palutena.
I may have a type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori
Captain Falcon

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god I'm not minecraft autist and can just enjoy Gura's voice without worrying about what happens in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449010
She has steering assist on, she's dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448957
newfag do your archive reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
great post anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448957
>I kinda assumed she was on the young end since she still lives with her parents.
She is asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
gura
plant

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori
DDD/Terry/G&W (i'm equally ass with ass of them)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Patra
DK

[Anonymous No.]

Wants to be good at another game and she picks fighting games. That's never gonna happen with her attention span. I'm not even great and I had to spend a shit ton of time getting my reactions good enough to whiff punish and learning match up knowledge/frame data. Any fighting game would be painful for the shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
>Haachama is unironically smarter than all other HoloENs
This. Actually her streams are what I learned my English from.
Those who call me shitty ESL should think it over before saying something wrong to me. You’re insulting the CEO of EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Bowser Jr

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448860
It peaked with cunny roads. Needs to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449030
no, it's on by default. nintendo is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448997
She's 3 years old and she's already graduating high school. Try again HoloENigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448761
Accept my dick inside your ass faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448668
IIRC, Ina's the oldest by a fair bit. Ame, Mori, and Kiara are around the same age, but I think Kiara is oldest. I have no idea about Gura though.

[Anonymous No.]

Just came on, what is Gura doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449012
>That chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449005
I didn't draw it but sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448992
Play some GG with our son....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448983
I regularly shit on metaknights with pikachu it's literally just about knowing the matchup and knowing your options. Lab time > tier every time fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448970
Ame's midriff and top shelf...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040
Ok retarded ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449008
Oh god, fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Gura
>Terry

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Captain falcon/Kirby

[Anonymous No.]

Artia posted this image of her model hanging in her discord?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449001
>Fighting game combos are sort of like tapping buttons in a rhythm game though. I'm sure with a little practice she can learn them and fuck the other girl she plays with by confirming the same combos.
My thoughts exactly. Rhythm games and fighting games share a similar kind of autism.

https://twitter.com/starrrsky/status/1313995936838770688?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
After watching HaaChama's MC stream and Gura's today I am fucking convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449053
she's playing minecraft and talking about nintendo games she wants to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Kiara
Bowser

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040
ESL

[Anonymous No.]

Just Mario Kart or something next time Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>She doesn't know Rayman

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449065
literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't know bomberman

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA IS A FUCKING CANADIAN

SHE KEEPS MENTIONING "THE OTHER THANKSGIVING"
SHE HAS FLUENT FRENCH ENUNCIATION
SHE HAS MENTIONED COFFEE CRISPS
SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF A BAKERY (QUEBEC)

LEAFCHADS WW@

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449065
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's food tv obsession mirror my own obsession early last year while leveling crafters in XIV..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Pekora
Joker/Inkling

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449000
Witnessed, but wrong. Nintendo blows at competative multiplayer balancing, so there will always be a limited number of correct character choices, and a large number of worthless shit that should never be played except as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449026
>I may have a type.
Yeah, they're both annoying and unfun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Watame
>Kid Icarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449070
I mean what is she building in MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449031
Make me. You're not even my real dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
>cant learn English despite living in Bogland

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448997
Shes literally graduating this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
>Kiara
>G&W, Robin, Corrin
mainly robin and corrin but i only play chad and watch to make make my friends seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449039
>you need to learn matchups and frame data to pick up a fighting game
bro, she's not applying to a tournament. She can play blazblue in stylish and call it a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449065
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
why doesnt she hang out with ina then

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
>SHE HAS FLUENT FRENCH ENUNCIATION
paspartowt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449092
We just don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040
IESLB

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449092
fuck off gameplayfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449058
I'd say he's talking about brawl but pikachu was one of the characters who could compete with metaknight in that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040
Sorry anon, but ESL like us are cursed with being retarded, don't try to escape your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>i have too much time, what do ido?
>i know, ill watch shitty reality TV shows for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
Is Canada the only place in the world that has bakeries now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
>SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF A BAKERY (QUEBEC)
Ok explain this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
avocado tree says you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
HER already said she's from the USA, back the FUCK off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448951
People love projecting onto Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Can the girls even play Tekken? Is Namco good with permissions? What about other fighting games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
Can you stop trying to invade peoples privacy for 1 thread you retarded canuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449085
>double top tier
You better not pick your mains based on tiers, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
The Canadian Delegation rejects all claims to ownership of this retarded shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448852
Having watched both of their recent MC streams... I can't argue against it lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449067

That's actually cool and would help a lot of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448654
Who has the sound post version of this

[Anonymous No.]

food tv is unironically kino

[Anonymous No.]

Gura butt...

[Anonymous No.]

the crunch factor

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449112
have you ever seen a bakery outside of quebec? dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040
>learned english from Chaama
Underage B&

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449109
its VERY easy to get lost in a CHOPPED hole

[Anonymous No.]

>The colors... the colors...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is very talkative and cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Mario

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449088
the salt on this gamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
Muscle game showed a US flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449098
I say all that because she said she wants to be "good" and to be decent enough to be called good takes a shit ton of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449112
quebecers think they have the only french bakeries in north america.

[Anonymous No.]

Just now she was having an orgasm to the idea of food

[Anonymous No.]

why didn't she just move the shark hat somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama is graduating in a month
THE FUCK??? I FUCKING HATE CHINA AND THE CHINESE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura lives in international waters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449112
bakeries only exist in quebec dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449105
I don't give a fuck about her leaving materials behind, I just want to know what the fuck is she building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
the "she has fluent french" guy is still around ,eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>man I got nothing to do I just watch 10 hours of food TV
>what do you mean I could stream or make up for the streams I cancelled?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doesn't know Chopped is heavily edited reality TV and none of it actually occurs in the order it is shown

S....shark brain......

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449042
I made both, but I whole-heartedly agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449065
that was part of the story she told on stream, I don't think it means much more

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
that would mean ame is also in canada
she's just a thoughtful daughter, like how i raised her to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449120
I don't follow that stuff, I just like Splatoon and Persona

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449118
No idea about Bamco. I think BBTag is okay to play so I imagine other ASW games are okay. Capcom is most definitely off limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is a ramsaychad
blessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
then why cant she pronounce passpartout correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449154
Let her enjoy her free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Some retarded seanigger is going to tweet this out under #garwt now and and it will be all your fault anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449108
yeah I was talking about brawl too. been a pika main since 64. Pika was like, a tier below in brawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449118
Capcom will fuck you right in the ass if you stream any of their games

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks anon that recommended ytcFilter, the chat is much better now with members-only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449095
It's fucking crazy to think she's making this much money being this young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449040
That's cool that Haachama helped you out like that Anon. I'd always wondered if the JP fans were joining in with her in learning EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449128
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449131
>Canadian education

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Ike

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449109
She's like me early last year. I watched so much Gordon and food making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449086
>competitive
It's a party game bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449133
desu my answer would be "ill watch vtubers for hours"

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the girls based on their dead air-filling chitchat power

Gura > Kiara > Ame > Mori >>> Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
That protein game literally showed the US as her location in the leaderboards.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand what Gura is trying to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449001
>>29449067
I can't speak for Smash, but you don't even really need to memorize elaborate combos to get started at fighting games.
Just learn your movement options (jumping, dashing, maybe airdashing if the game has this), learn what normals you have and what normals are good for what situation (a fast move, a good long reach poke, an antiair, a low, maybe an overhead, etc.) and then you're already ready to start practicing your neutral. If you happen to notice that two moves chain/link into each other in the process, good for you, that's already a combo. The fancy ass 17 hit combos you've seen in tournament footage don't add THAT much more damage due to proration and require a ton of experience to get anywhere near consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Falco
any smash after melee is a waste of time

[Anonymous No.]

>open thread
>/v/ermin
>the worst at that
>close thread

[Anonymous No.]

gonna need some evidonce for that, chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449151
I have been watching since the stream started and I have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449112
Retarded Canadians think everything they've heard of only exists in their frozen tundra

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449157
it is heavily edited, but they do only have 20 or 30 minutes once they see the ingredients
the editing is the interviews and i think the food sits for like 30 minutes before the judges taste it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449172
No, it'll be the SEAniggers fault for being retarded and thinking this shit would be acceptable anywhere but here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449145
If you're being serious and not trolling, she's literally graduating... from high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449112
Quebecois being Quebecois thinking that the shit they do in their province is totally exclusive to them. Bakeries in other parts of Canada have baguettes out as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449151
building?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449157
I didn't know that, is the competition even real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449145
Don't lie anon I only have so much to live for

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
Kiara>Gura>Amelia>Ina>Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
Be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
That's alright. She doesn't understand either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449198
Kinda sad since last few thread were amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449183
ironic considering Ame can't ride a bike. Is this a nip artist? Make sense he wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449118
They have ArcSys permissions, Roberu has been streaming Guilty Gear and BlazBlue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Kirby

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
Don't worry, neither does she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Bravo, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449184
Don't tell that to the autists who take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448571
This is terrifying, but Ame can just time travel to the past and put Gura to sleep before meeting Astel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
mori>kiara=gura>ame>>>>>ina
mori fills dead air the most, but not in a good way like kiara and gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448951
Because she's a loli and japanese love it

>oooo child belly erotic .jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449198
>smash gets mentioned once
>smashtards dont shut the fuck up about it
Why are all smash players like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
she's just killing time until her stream obligations are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449124
I'd say I was surprised nobody has done it already but fighting game developers aren't exactly the most forward thinking group in the industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
does it matter? it does not

[Anonymous No.]

>Building a grand canal
Is Gura a Roosevelt chad?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna Smash...

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a collection of images Gura drew?

[Anonymous No.]

Did I stumble into /ck/

[Anonymous No.]

HUH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
Making me remember why life is worth living

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449190
this
>>29449079
your narrative is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
Kiara > Gura > Mori = Ame >>>>>>> Ina

I still like my tako

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449172
Good thing that's not her hashtag then

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449239
the dinotendies thread is two boards down, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
Gura>Ame>Kiara>Mori>Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448867
Someone tweet it at him

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Ame
Corrin
step on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448930
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448962
>rhythm gamer not spending hours doing reps
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
She's trying to be cute while I work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449145
from school you nincompoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449236
smash her?

[Anonymous No.]

Watching a HoloEN stream for the first time, (gura minecraft) and its as exciting as fubuki's void stream but not even half as interesting or funny. Did I just get a bad first impression? I'm trying to give EN a chance but she just mined cobblestone for the last half hour while reminiscing about ipods.

[Anonymous No.]

Did all the blocks disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449194
Learning Fundamentals > Fancy Combos
yes, the combos look cool and are fun to learn, but you'll never get to use them if you suck at the base game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449184
Yeah it’s the a frat boy fighting game it’s basically the thing that everyone has played as a fighting game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449193
She is waiting for Ame

[Anonymous No.]

30 MORE MINUTES UNTIL AME LOGS ON

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449194
yeah really learning the neutral is most important in non-kuso. i just figure gura would be pretty good at tapping out combos since she has good rhythm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori
Robin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448951
People will draw Gura small and Ame tall and there nothing you can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448463
>250 yen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
That's the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
mr fren can you do me a solid and repost cunny roads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449225
There are autists who take everything too seriously. If you spend all your time worrying about them you'll lose out on time you could be having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Half a mountain to go down the drain. Love you gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she's gonna destroy the mountain autist's favorite mountain

[Anonymous No.]

30 minutes to salvation
wait, is Ame doing her own Mc stream after just so we can be somewhat healed with some progress??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
Kiara > Mori > Gura > Ame > Ina
Mori and Gura are worse for filling it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
if you don't like this then you're in the wrong place

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449239
I haven't seen the block of cheese getting put into the turkey yet so I don't think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Gura isnt really that entertaining but I keep it to myself since I'm not a retarded anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449204
They also edit the cooking periods too, to make it seem the contestants are always down to the wire on the plating. Sometimes you even see editing inconsistencies where you see someone on their phone in the background done with the dish, and then a shot latter they are aggressively rushing to get the dish does as the dubbed-in announcer voice counts down

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449283
wwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
having a little dead air like gura is letting happen right now is good. constant forced talking feels weird after a while

[Anonymous No.]

>/hlgg/ this slow during Gura minecraft

Is the recline finally happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449277
Don't you mean 30 minutes until Gura logs off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449151
I THINK she is taking inspiration from this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449277
How pissed is she going to be when she sees this shit Gura is doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449277
She'll probably log in 15 minutes earlier to check stuff I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449277
Will they communicate through MC chat or discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449079
>SHE HAS MENTIONED COFFEE CRISPS
I think I also remember he mentioning she tried them while visiting there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Sora senpai.. please take it easy on gur..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Assuming you aren't baiting, you just got unlucky. This is probably one of the more boring streams we've had.
Go watch Ame and Gura's pirate ship adventure or something, very fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449283
S-sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449283
This makes me want to see their reaction to Mori's Mad Father stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Gura has brain problems when it comes to minecraft, watch the A Way Out streams instead for a better impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Go watch Ame and Gura's playthrough of a way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449189
Kiara > Gura >= Ame >> Ina > Mori.
Though I have to admit I haven't watched many of Mori's gameplay streams so I could be wrong on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449310
>47k doing the most boring shit ive ever seen
what recline

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has a phone
NARRATIVES??

[Anonymous No.]

>from /v/ to /ck/
Quick
>your oshi
>your mainboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449283
>Yellow Monkey
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449209
It is, but there is a ton of editing trickery to make it look more dramatic. Like the fact that it is always down to the wire and the chefs plate at the last second on the clock is fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK STUCK

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK STUCK
SHARK STUCK

[Anonymous No.]

nice joke gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449313
How close is Gura's version going to look compared to that.

[Anonymous No.]

It's 5,30am, goodnight anons, I'll draw you some more cursed stuff tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449151
I think she's clearing out space for the new hat house location, or making a river that will lead to the hat house

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448718
bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
So what? I did the same thing back in high school back when I watched Achievement Hunter, and I don't regret a second of it. RIP Ray

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449313
can gura just take coral reef and place it around her bloop hat house?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a correct way to build a river in minecraft with its retarded water physics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Gura's zatsu is really weak for a game that relies on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449321
that might be it actually, look at the post date, it's in that timeframe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449287
Here you go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449328
she has at least two iphones

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449331
Gura
P8Z77-V my pc is old as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449326
>Mori
>Gameplay

[Anonymous No.]

Was Watson's Thief Simulator stream any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449227
Mori fills dead air with a mix of methane, hydrogen sulfide, and ammonia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449113
Not if it is grown indoors. By the way did Gura grow it from seed? If so she will never get an Avocado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448951
According to the Wiki, Aqua is 4'10' and Gura is 4'7

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448705
She really does. She should have more access to "instruments" now that she's moved to a better place

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449335
>>29449336
I BEG YOU

[Anonymous No.]

wait a minute, when was the last time gura provided a shark fact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Bad first impression, her other streams were more entertaining to me (A Way Out, Outlast, etc). But she tends to be very scatterbrained, so expect that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449327
I have the stream up in the background as I farm gacha. I like Gura minecraft streams because I know I dont have to look at the screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
watch kiara for talk and cute girl
watch gura for talk and CUTE girl
watch ame for rage and girlfriend
watch mori for cute(?) and cringe
watch ina for silence and sometimes cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449348
it's easiest with ice but still pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.]

So much dead air when Gura streams, it's rather boring. Is she aware that she's supposed to entertain the audience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449258
same here
corrin was my waifu, but after discovering ame i find myself looking at corrin art less and less

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449350
Oh yeah, didn't notice
How do I browse the rest of the thread myself

[Anonymous No.]

What's today's secret ingredient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori, Cloud

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449352
Is it the same anon who made both of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449328
Anon I know unironic boomers with smartphones it’s over the tech wave has come a washed away those who couldn’t adapt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448997
>graduated from school
Is that supposed to mean anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449194
>>29449274
I've loved every smash game since childhood but I gave up on competitive smash because FUCK shorthopping. It's such an obvious incredibly useful mechanic but it's so hard to input consistently, it always comes out just as a full jump and never shorthop when I need it.

That sorta bullshit is why I gave up on other fighting games, 236 vs 623 inputs always getting messed up cause of buffers or auto-cancel buffer timings being strict on combos and all that. The games are fun and all but screwing up basic inputs inconsistently just gets too frustrating and makes you play in purposefully sub-optimal ways because you can't rely on what are obviously good tools.

Never learned how to get over that hurdle to enjoy competitive games again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449369
Unmute your stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449331
Mori
i can make really good karaage but I haven't had to cook in a while since i moved back home

[Anonymous No.]

>stealing from ina again
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMAA NOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449369
This is exactly what I'm here for. I don't give a shit about the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449154
>it's not like I don't have time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449364
she farmed it out to chat, which instantly ruined it, and the one guy who gives the facts stopped showing up at all early last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
i think the art stream she just did a couple hours ago was really good

[Anonymous No.]

>destroying the materials instead of giving them to haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
She’s not too good at MC. Watch her passpartout stream earlier today instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>throws dirt/stone in the lava
Ok she's not going to gift anything at all to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>throwing all the materials away
Haachama..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
She's had better Minecraft streams, though I don't mind this one either. Her zatsudan's been better in other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

another "stealing from ina" stream...

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S ALL GONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449374
Cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449357
Yeah was pretty fun, really good SC reading part too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449319
>>29449322
>>29449323
Alright thank you, I just got unlucky then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449372
no idea, people have linked 5ch a few times, check the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOTHING WAS SAVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449374
>cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>1m
its over holobros..

[Anonymous No.]

>Burning all the material she mined
Ok, what the fuck is she even doing?

[Anonymous No.]

THE COBBLESTONE

[Anonymous No.]

>if I take Ina's

[Anonymous No.]

Threw all of Hachamas mats in the lava....why Gura what are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449128
Damn thats good art

[Anonymous No.]

Frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449343
I can't stop thinking about humping this fat cat.

[Anonymous No.]

All those blocks gone.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449362
She already has all the instruments she needs

https://streamable.com/lzzb7n

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449348
Fill the whole thing in with dirt, then dig out the dirt and fill in the water one block at a time, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>stealing Ina's stuff again

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia Tennisson is hot. I'll admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449360
aqua's character is 142 cm but there's confusion about her real life height
she's somewhere around that height in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449357
She was a bit tired, but cute and messed up in some fun ways.

[Anonymous No.]

She was sending a very clear message by burning all that material

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449327
>not even 50k for a 1.5M sub channel
It's over, just graduate them all already. Don't even let Kiara get her song out before then, just throw her back out by hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449378
Yes, as well as this Ame one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Gura
Ness since 64.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449413
AAAHHHH MY OCD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449411
That's a premiere not a stream though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449231
Smash made the worst decision to make smash accessable to the bottom of the barrel player and all the stupidity that comes with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449374
Ame's saliva, Polkas sweat, and Kiaras eggs

[Anonymous No.]

S-sure gura, you can take my blue wool! Yeah, the iron's fine too!

You can sleep in my house, I built it in a convenient spot!

...H-hey, Ame said it would be pretty fun to watch us play portal 2 together, funny idea huh?

O-oh you're busy! No it's cool! I totally have other collabs lined up, it's okay...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449413
haachama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449303
Huh? You can complain about Gura without being an anti.

[Anonymous No.]

>lavas the cobblestone and dirt
_____________HOOCHA!_______________

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449352
Didn't this joke start because some anon vocaroo'd a Klaius copypasta with the Halloween theme as the BGM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
She is always so hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449352
Thanks alot you massive autist

[Anonymous No.]

>start new project again
>stops halfway through
>can't make a fucking chest to store materials
>take the few mats her fish brain managed to store
>throws it in lava
>steals from ina again
unsubbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448585
Fucking amazing anon. Joke has gotten a bit stale so I get why you're stopping here. Thanks for your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449410
uoohhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
>no boob window
6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Gura is boring on her solo streams. There's a reason why GurAme is famous.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are deadbeats like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>FARMER SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>Throws it all into lava
The inner machinations of Gura's mind are an enigma

[Anonymous No.]

FARMER SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448920
Mori.
I don't have a console and never played smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449419
SHE NOT FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
>bubba
I thought the boob window looked kind of ugly actually
just unbutton the collar if and show some cleavage instead

[Anonymous No.]

Gura always has time for a harvest

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449429
>Gura vs Haachama war arc beginning
I’m excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
>no boob window
its ok i guess
(its good)

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAACHAMA GRADUATING TODAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449430
Why are you posting this random indie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
Wait is it a boob window or Bubba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449395
>>29449396
>>29449398

yellow piggy can go oink oink and get her own stone

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449369
It's a minecraft stream, Anon. You're suppose to be doing your reps on your second monitor, or in bed being comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for Gura having to put up with chat mentioning Haachama every other second

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449433
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
>no boob window
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449439
my god, that is so fucking sad. i hate you for posting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449374
gravy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449442
not in these threads, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449454
Her Outlast streams were absolute top tier

[Anonymous No.]

GURA HATES HAACHAMA CONFIRMED
SHE HATES HAACHAMA FOR GETTING ALL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH AME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449432
Nice. OC-anons like you are the reason I keep coming back to /hlgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449357
Yeah pretty good, although SC reading was the highlight. Game was still funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
Hes not wrong though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
tuning into a gura MC stream isn't a good impression AT ALL, but it is an acquired taste for the bizarre, a true test of endurance, you come a little bit stronger after each one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
I mean... He's kinda right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
He's right you know

[Anonymous No.]

GOOOORAHHH

[Anonymous No.]

What's this cunnytype called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
>No boob window
TRASH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449469
She is now after Gura threw all the mats away

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448331
Hot take: I feel like a CEO suit would be really boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
I'll never stop kneeling to Gura for making this a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
"based"

[Anonymous No.]

She threw the dirt away again

[Anonymous No.]

>Destorys half a mountain
>Burns all the mats anyway
>Forgets to change shears in the wool farm
Someone, anyone please enter the server now and help this scatterbrained shark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
Kind and helpful?

[Anonymous No.]

Chat spamming her to give dirt to Haachama, and she throwing all the shit in the lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449321
>>29449350
It's from one of Mori's JP only stream, where she got 300k subs. There were dozens of blue/green Japanese SCs but almost no reds. All the reds were western currencies. Was pretty funny to see.

[Anonymous No.]

gura savaging the chat retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449494
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449432
Do you have the lyrics somewhere? I
can't hear it very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449352
goddamn this is actually good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449494
Oh my god what's wrong with her faaaaace

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449385
New game short hops if you press both jump buttons at the same time, anon. I'd prefer it if they could have one as a full hop and one a short, but they're making progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449385
I mean, in current year there's enough fighting game variety that you can almost definitely find between one to three fighting games that lack the feature that you hate, be it inputs more complex than command normals, or auto-cancel timers on combos, or whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYTlHrC0M-Y
Title isn't exactly what you were talking about but just watch the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
at least he's a member
are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449494
>all that effort
>didn't place the mouth right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
she was told multiple times that Haachama could use the stone and even said she should save it but didn't
he's based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449364
>Shark fact: Did you guys know, uhh, that sharks are wuhaha, uhh, blue?
The facts were always shit. She never even mentioned their electroreception abilities, or how they fight each other in their mother's womb until the strongest is left alive. She didn't give a shit, so why should she continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448188
Implying it wont just be another one of many mega voice acting personas by HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449439
>Nah yeah I get it you have a busy week, I'll just play Clubhouse 51 games all by myself.. it's kinda fun you know, the CPU isn't all that bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>47k
what the, why did it keep increasing from 41k when it supposedly stabilized

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449415
New naRRATive: Gura fucking hates Haachama and wants to get her out of the server by bullying her. First the eggs and now this, there's no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449494
>No gills

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
based

[Anonymous No.]

>collecting materials for haachama
>leave thousands of blocks to disappear
>throw the few stacks she did collect into lava
This is actually upsetting considering haachama gave her gifts and her plan was to give her materials in return. haha shork brain haha this isn't how you return kindness gura. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449508
Sorry bud the Nursing aid got off the clock a few hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
no boob window yes, but the pout makes up for it, very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
wtf I like deadbeats now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449426
>boob window nowhere to be found
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay you cannot convince me that Gura isn't frustrating her viewers with the dirt on purpose. Chat is literally spamming the Haachama needs dirt when she asks why pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449494
ウオ

[Anonymous No.]

>kiara can you give me a sign
Kiara confirmed DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29448481

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
Unironically based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449538
Gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this stupid shark so much.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Honestly I think Kiara and Ame are the only ones that are fun on their own right,the other ones need collabs
Ina isn't entertaining at all but she has her niche being comfy as fuck,she's like a living lullaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449432
This is great.

[Anonymous No.]

The materials we've lost..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449271
Avoid Gura if she is not either signing or playing with Watson.
People will die defending Gura but she is honestly a fucking bore to watch, this is her 4th solo Minecraft stream and is not different than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449439
>psst hey Ame lets collab together more, Gura is too lazy to make a schedule and just wants to piggyback off us

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS SO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449411
Those "people" could be watching the homos, it's the same appeal and their models look better than all the BTS members. However we know that nobody deserves those psychopaths.

[Anonymous No.]

NO NOT THE CHICKEN ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449494
NO GILLS
O

G
I
L
L
S

[Anonymous No.]

I never knew it was possible to be bad at minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/4w9imq

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449531
lord dream...

[Anonymous No.]

>minecraft chicken won't collab with Gura

NARRATIVES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449439
>>29449540
Stop that right now

[Anonymous No.]

this is so fucking boring
why is she purposely putting limiters on her mc powerlevel? she used to do mc hc runs when she was HER.
stop pretending and just demonstrate your real mc skills, gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449449
Looks like you got a little frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449535
i thought itd be funny if she just made up a random "fact" every once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
SEETH MORE

[Anonymous No.]

>Chat for once bullying
They seriously need to do that more, she is beyond retarded with this game, why did she destroy all that material?

[Anonymous No.]

The more Gura ignores chat trying to tell her the rest of the server can use those resources, the more the "disrespectful, doesn't deserve it" meme ad starts to sound right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449521
Maybe you'll gosling when Ame’s not streaming
Maybe the dead hours that’ve lasted all day, won’t go away
Then what will you say?
Maybe you’ll schizopost, praying that she’d return
Then maybe your gosling will bring her your way
And maybe she’ll say "maybe"
Maybe you’ll make OC when Ame has finally gone
Maybe the teamates will come to an end, but we’ll still pretend
Then what happens then?
Maybe you’ll break and cry, begging her to come home

Then maybe she’ll notice, and pick up the phone

And maybe she’ll say "maybe"

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to make it sound like it was on an old radio for the sake of immersion. Here's the lyrics though.

[Anonymous No.]

First OC but no ame hurts me.....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449572
I watch her exactly for this. I don't need constant action to be entertained dumb zoomie.

[Anonymous No.]

Just had this shit in the background has she actually done anything yet

[Anonymous No.]

Would concernfags be fine with Klausposting if it was segmented from the artist, and just called Meyersposting? Or are they going to keep shittalking some of the better OC we've had so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449565
I like my Gura but yeah, I usually watch her streams with Picture-in-Picture while I do another stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449565
>Ina isn't entertaining at all

[Anonymous No.]

Shork brain in uhoihuh whocua

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449610
>the pfp
fucking perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449541
*sad buhi*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449535
She mentioned the womb thing, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449597
For real?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449430
I wonder how many Twaps Gura is actually worth, in terms of sheer profit. I'm guessing like two or three easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449610
Tora...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449352
you have a good voice anon, i want you to be in homostar en

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your snack when watching Holos?
I often go with my Cuba libre and a bag of nuts, staying up the night singing along them and crying like a baby.
And 11:00am in the next morning I wake up and think about Kiara still having a good dream snugging in Calli’s bosom.. I cry in happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449587
You should watch me play like a retard while my younger sisters are building complex contraptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449584
Thank God, the gills are shit and horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449555
It is fucking amazing bro

[Anonymous No.]

did she say so sticky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449597
She's trying to do creative projects, retard. Minecraft speedrunning is completely different from trying to actually build shit in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449455
He ain't wrong.
I'm only saying it cause Gura herself said she would give Haachama tons of dirt and stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449597
Hi there, Gura here. Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449565
i wouldn't say that, gura is good in a 'fun to listen to' way. ame is good in a 'fun to watch way'. kiara is somewhere in-between those 2. mori is a weird amalgamation of both that keep shifting from bad to good. ina is painfully neutral, but that neutral is what some people like.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been away for approximately 50 minutes. Fill me in:

What is this fucking shark trying to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449610
>hurr give to cringechama
she shouldn't even be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449607
Nah, it's fitting and I got the gist, but it's easier to read the lyrics.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought Gura was on her was to becoming a daisenpai, but it turns out she was just an outcast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449615
The fact it's attached to Klaius makes it funnier

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449610
PROOF AND CONFIRMATION GURA WANTS TO RITUALLY SLAUGHTER HAACHAMA AND MURDER HER ENTIRE FAMILY

[Anonymous No.]

>Excavates a mountain
>Trashes all the materials

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449474
And fuck you too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449630
1.75 liters of vodka

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449615
it's off topic and going the way of goslingposting in record time

[Anonymous No.]

New HoloEN
>Amelia
>Haachama
>Ina
>Kiara
>Polka

TRASH GOES INTO THE LAVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449602
are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to make a farm here, how come my hoe'd dirt unhoes itself and turns back into normal dirt sometimes? I thought it was because I stepped on it, but I saw Ina stepping all over her garden, and it stayed totally intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449540
I really hope she can make it work somehow, otherwise it's going to be one of her saddest streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
we just don't know

[Anonymous No.]

I bet haachama already has 6 chests of blocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
No one knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449632
then you dont truly love gura

[Anonymous No.]

haachamafags are getting annoying
stop stinking up my daughterwifes chat with your seaniggotry

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/7y2ibm.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449609
I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449607
Thank you anon. I get it, the song is perfect in tone, I'm just hard of hearing in general so I wanted lyrics to follow along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449610
This flipbro's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, that explains Gura's resentment towards Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449663
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449555
>>29449633
She's probably going to check for clips of this shit tommorow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
Fill up time until Amelia logs in the server

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449609
pls Ame come save your retarded shark friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449615
Technogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
looks like she is starting a new hat house

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
She started not one, but TWO new projects that she wont finish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449630
A can of beer and some popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
jumping on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah she doesn't give a shit about JP. Even after looking at the chat telling her what's wrong she doesn't even acknowledge it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
No one knows and I doubt she knows either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
Needs a water source nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449614
its gura, what do you think? Except this one is even worse than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449667
those are your membered shrimps

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
It'll untill itself if there isn't water nearby for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449652
It literally doesn't make sense since she placed SOME materials in the chest for Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449510
People are finally waking up to the fact that she's a complete mactard who doesn't know how to play vidya. Not necessarily her fault, but she's clearly a lazy fuck who's not trying to do her vidya reps and get good. All we get is lazy stupid shark playing games she doesn't care about and burning away en server's precious natural resources.

Maybe we should call her THE CUNNZOOMER from now on. She eats up everything and leaves nothing but a trail of garbage and frustration in her wake. Literally the worst stereotype of an American, as she's not even a good neighbor like a lot of poorfags still are. Truly ashamed right now tbqh senpaitachi.

[Anonymous No.]

what is she trying to do again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449540
Ah, I forgot about that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449528
Day one. I just think it's funny how condescending it sounds even if he's technically right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449555
It's fucking dirt. It's everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449666
honestly some people draw them like disgusting axe wounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449674
i forgot about this
i cant believe she said haachama was a dirty sleazy bitch afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449652
What that was just some dirt or something whooocha let’s start another secret project guys come on sharharharhark

[Anonymous No.]

What's Gura going to do when Ame goes off to do her own thing as soon as she logs on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
Not enough water nearby the blocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449555
She's going to feel bad
That'll be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449662
>>29449664
>1...2...3...4...5...6...7... WAIT HOW DID I MESS THIS UP
>we did it
What is happening?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449630
Mate and Toast / Medialunas for Chicken /Ame streams
t.Argie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
Need a water source

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
Building a canal and presumably relocating her old hat building inside of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka still playing Rice Farming game
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many newfags here? How do you not already know she intentionally does this to frustrate her viewers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449432
This is great. Legitimately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
She got mogged by the Aussie and wants to assert dominance by destroying half a mountain and not giving her any mats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
if the dirt is dry it'll do that. put a water block nearby and don't jump on tilled dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449657
She has literally not interacted with her EN audience in 3 months.

You guys need to let go of Polka, or go to /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449667
But most haachafags are burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
We honest to god don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449597
This proves once again to you fucking chumheads that women like Gura are dirty liars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
Is it irrigated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
tilled dirt goes back to normal after a while if theres no water nearby the block

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, how the fuck is Haachama a way better EN than 1M subs shark? The shark is fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449677
I hope people make a ton and she just laughs her ass off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449615
Jokes are meant to die after some time anon, Klaius Myers was amusing, but it's ran it's course by now, it'll be nice to see it referenced every once in a while, but not in every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449674
Gura, pls, they're sisters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449637
To be fair, she could easily do that offstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449715
Polka has infinite endurance

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449385
I had the same problem but after a while I realized that I was trying to play like the pros and do everything they did but with none of the constant practice or experience and it made me very impatient, not to mention my mentality was trash and I gave up at things very quickly. Just chilling and playing the game at your own pace is the best way to learn imo, dont freak out about dropping combos or inputs, people at the same skill level as you will drop them just as much as you do within time you'll hit them like its second nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449508
>gura's list of unfinished projects
>atlantis
>friendship tower
>hat house
>christmas tree
>this
did i miss any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449666
She doesnt even remember that shit herself

[Anonymous No.]

Nene is singing in English RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449655
Last I checked, Goslings have also made some strong OC, or at least worked fast during the Shrek watchalongs, so I don't understand the negative in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449645
She mentioned a house as a passing note, but nothing too exact as she's not being very clear.
She's only told us that she wants to open up a valley with some waterfalls on the entrance of it.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Gura building again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449630
i mainly watch kiara, ame and gura sometimes.
kiara is when i get the chips and milk out.
ame i just suck on a mint for an hour.
gura i drink water for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449699
I dont give a fuck about the gameplay, I just want to hear her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449708
go and follow her like a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449722
I like those pits

[Anonymous No.]

she's so cute and relaxing in this stream. i love her MC streams so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's counting with no BGM.

[Anonymous No.]

she's so cute, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

It's amazing how many people get frustrated by minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

AME IS LOGGING ON SOON
KINO IS COMING, EVEN IF ITS ONLY FOR A FEW MINUTES BEFORE GURA SIGNS OFF
GURA IS LITERALLY EXTENDING HER STREAM JUST SO SHE CAN SEE HER IN-GAME, RUN OVER TO HER MC MODEL, GIVE HER A BIG SMOOCH, AND THEN LOG OFF
GURA IS THE APEX GOSLING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449471
I mean, Haachama will do it on her own for sure but collecting and delivering it would had counted as, for once, accomplishing something for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449703
Not after Gura excavates all of the dirt on the server.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura is just legitimately retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449743
Grand Library in Atlantis

[Anonymous No.]

What is she building now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449699
>mactard
Did you miss her other minecraft stream when she was shitting on apple products because they were overpriced as fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449700
Move her shark house into a valley

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449722
giving her unnecessary stress to learn english when she has to deal with jp antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449659
needs light and water

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449698
What's worse is all the materials she just left on the ground because her inventory was full

[Anonymous No.]

My enjoyment of the stream is ruined now that i can just think about her throwing out the dirt instead of giving it to Hachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449722
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449745
she cant even remember what minecraft project shes working on after 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

There is 0% chance Gura is gonna even start on Atlantis within the next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449752
I don't think she knows

[Anonymous No.]

Ame, if you're lurking here, please message Gura on discord about the minecraft crime she committed which frustrated thousands of minecraft autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449661
>>29449540
>>29449439
>plays Clubhouse51 alone
>President or Uno agaisnt CPU
>gives the CPU bots names like Bob or Claire
>talks to them as if they were people
>"ohh wow Bob, haha I bet you thought you had me with that card huh... well watch this"
>"Oh nice try Claire!"
>"Ah you guys are just too strong for me!"
>laughs out of nowhere and says things like "I'll go get myself a drink, you guys want something too?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449772
Hat house v2

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me /hlgg/, why is she doing this?
Does she really hate Haachama to the point of doing all these? Is she feeling insecure that her spot is getting taken away by an immigrant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449629
Thanks. This brings a smile to my face like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

The rest of HoloEN should just make a new, non-realms server and then just not tell Gura about it if she's going to ravage the landscape and then let the materials despawn or flat out throw them into lava. Not to mention covering the area with shitty, barely started projects that will never, ever be completed.

[Anonymous No.]

it's just dirt

[Anonymous No.]

does gura have adhd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449763
Is Ame going to berate Gura for throwing all those materials?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449743
Fruit village

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449774
She used a mac for years..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449750
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449743
it's as if she doesn't actually give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449780
YOU CARE TOO MUCH
TAKE YOUR MEDS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449712
basado

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449791
She's just stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449763
IS SHE THOUGH?
WILL SHE SHOW UP?
SHE WAS SLEEPING, SHE'S STILL SLEEPING
NO COLLABS TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449710
>Feel bad
>When people have been telling her to save materials for Haachama
>Going out of her way to throw shit in lava

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449430
>>/jp/image/JxzRdNeget-3P17SyOz4Wg
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449625
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449783
good, hopefully after a few months she'll filter you fucks out permanently

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449715
She seems to like that game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449788
More like v1, the other one is an aborted prototype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449759
I love how laidback she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449789
what's the source on this song anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449743
>fruit village
>trap house
also mentioned a giant horse, bloop statue and a colosseum but not sure if she would even start that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449798
no cause nobody takes minecraft as seriously as you do faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449729
Maybe because of her experience? Haachama debuted on 2018. (But I haven't done my Gura's roomate reps, so idk how much she streamed before)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449787
priestess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449715
She's going on 7 hours. This normal for her?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Ame hate Gura now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449661
she wanted to play alone this is about her learning the games so she can do collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449787

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449555
It has to be 100% impossible that she sees the few messages that are not about that but somehow doesn't see the thousands of ones she gets saying "NOOO HAACHAMA NEEDS THE DIRT" or something of that sort.

She has to be doing it on purpose somehow.

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>>29449818
It's Polka's sign off song.

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>>29449787
Shtaap

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>>29449733
But it's been, what, three days at most, hasn't it been? Besides, the stuff I'm talking about isn't people saying it's run it's course, it's people going "I'm creeped out/offended/worried about you for doing this"

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>>29449797
MC autists need to kill themselves.

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>>29449752
>ok so I was thinking we coul- Oh hey is that a cave? No, we got to stick to the plan. After I enchant this sword real quick. Hey do you wanna build a giant tree? Okay, let's do that but after I make this bread. Oh after that you wanna dig a new canal and move the half-finished hat house there?

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>>29449750
it's getting run into the ground either way

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>>29449743
she mentioned a giant chicken on top of KFP

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IS SHE BUILDING ANOTHER HAT HOUSE?

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>>29449722
Why would you tell these lies about our beloved clown? (Streamed on Nov 3rd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsorogUkr6g&ab_channel=PolkaCh.%E5%B0%BE%E4%B8%B8%E3%83%9D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%AB

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds people run to Ame's chat to tell her about what Gura did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449791
Haachama’s master plan to sabotage the EN girls from the inside is finally taking into effect.. THE TRUE EN QUEEN HAS ARRIVED

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>>29449793
jesus, minecraft autists literally seeting

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>>29449759
Me too, anon. I'll put them on when I go jogging and they warm my heart.

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>>29449439
>Gura
>Portal 2

No. She would fry her smol shork brain.

[Anonymous No.]

Just joined the stream. Why is Gura relocating her house (again)? Did she at least finish her other base by Haachama's house?

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>>29449828
ame doesn't even think about gura

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>>29449787
STOP IT

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God I love the soundtrack

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>>29449743
growing a healthy number of neurons

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>>29449787
what are the actual narratives on why she's playing 51 alone?
there's literally no reason to, especially with gura literally proclaiming that she has an empty schedule.
is she actually collab-banned?

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>>29449827
no, it's also really early for her

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>>29449787
Is Ina the Holoen YunYun?

[Anonymous No.]

Just w*ke up, what did I miss since Passpartout stream?

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>>29449787

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>>29449846
Based

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Why the fuck did she even change the location of the house again?
I love Gura but I think I'm going to stop watching her solo Minecraft videos, she is beyond frustrating to watch, she somehow makes negative progress which is something I though it was impossible.
It has to be on purpose at this point to make content as dull as possible.

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>>29449842
Definitely a safe bet

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>>29449805
Can HL2 be modded to make the antilions look like those drawings?

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>>29449843
Cute FZ

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>>29449857
literally nothing

[Anonymous No.]

They really are just like us

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>>29449827
When she's depressed... and being depressed is normal for her

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>>29449862
Get filtered you fucking filthy monkey

[Anonymous No.]

So what happened to Atlantis?

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>>29449787
Ame, it's a little early, but for her...

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>>29449857
gura cunny reveal, peak 180k viewers. now just normal MC

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>>29449828
fear of commitment

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>>29449799
exactly. why do you think she was shitting on it?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/gzRanjTw20g

Ame had a hard life...........

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>>29449859
shut the fuck up and log on minecraft so my daughterwife has some company

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>>29449811
Why is an attentionwhoring nigger avatarfag acting like an attentionwhoring nigger avatarfag?
I don't know anon, I really don't.

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>>29448571

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>>29449783
>implying she'll even be around that long
>implying she won't get bored and graduate to move on to her next fix like she's done before

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>>29449787
>puts on a fake deep male voice to impersonate Bob
>"Oh Ina, smart play there *deep humu humu* I really enjoy playing with you, you know? It's always so much fun"
>goes back to Ina voice and responds with "oh stop haha, you always flirt with me like that... cmon, what if Claire sees!"

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>>29449787
It's fine Ina herself said like a week or 2 ago she wanted to play alone so she could git gud at the games she doesnt know

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>>29449787

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>>29449787
You know if she just started talking to gura and doing the projects gura is doing I bet gura would just pay attention to her like adhd shark does to everything in her view

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>>29449862
She wants to be closer to Ame. She didn't say that, but it's the inferred reason.

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>>29449843
yea, the old one was just a test run

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura legitimately frustrated by Haachama? All the things she's doing right now all point to her hating Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

So this is what ADHD looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Gura's streams were going to be all about building Altantis?

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>>29449811
I mean some gura anti spend $800 on 4chan ads. Why are you still surprised if there's obsessed antis here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449857
Gura absolutely flexing on Haachama by mining out a mountainside and lava'ing the mats

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449862
Have you tried not being a gameplay autist?

[Anonymous No.]

How is Gura going to do the taper this time?

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>>29449715
It's a pretty fun game in her defense

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm done with EN. They are too inept and I hate how they petty they are towards their jp senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank God she's not trying to build an isometric building this time.

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>>29449843
Do you dumbasses not read the stream description?

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>>29449787
>>29449439
Seriously what happened to her collabs?

The Iofi one went great, and her JP is ACTUALLY quite good, more than enough for a smooth JP collab

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>>29449862
Glad you aren't blinded by cunny Anon

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>This game is actually much better when there's music playing
You...why...gura...

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>>29449847
pretty funny, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

minecraft music is so good. can she turn up the frequency somehow?

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>>29449859
You don't gotta larp as Mori, Ame..
Also aren't you meant to stream soon?

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>>29449849
Just read the stream's description, you'll understand

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>>29449900
she has that passive-aggressive tone, I can see it

[Anonymous No.]

What's Gooruh been up to in MC? Just got home

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>>29449909
It's only Gura

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>>29449874
I love my 5ch bros, they are just as retard as us.

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>>29449874
>Open 5ch
>NUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERS
>Leave 5ch because I don't speak Japanese

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>>29449854
Because she fucking wants to you schizos.

Why don't you get that, even if she was collab banned, she could still play a game she wants to?

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>>29449885
I would bully the fuck out of her fat titties with my big large cock if you get what I’m saying

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>>29449916
Yes it's called putting on a Minecraft playlist like Ame and Ina does.

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>>29449439
>>29449540
>>29449787
>>29449890
priestess...

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>>29449862
Haato's Castle was going to eclipse her little hat.

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>>29448350

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>>29449840
She mentioned it but also she didn't know Kiara already plans on doing that herself.

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>>29449896
She watched Ina's stream "critiquing" her house.
That lowkey triggered her insecurities and decided to move it at a less obvious location.

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>>29449862
Thats why I mostly listen and just play it on background.

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>>29449874
what did that one guy mean by dick sensor? To see if any of the girls have taken a dick recently?

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>>29449722
Why you forget the chicken choking collab? Less than 2 weeks ago.
https://youtu.be/F222iqX6IUg

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>>29449869
I don't see why not. You'd need the program or whatever to extract the .vmt texture files for the antlions, but after you crack those open, do what you want with them in gimp or paint or whatever

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>>29449883
I like this narrative, actually.

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>>29449900
Makes sense. What once was a thing just for the EN family has now been infiltrated by an interloper

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>>29449912
she's just busy this week expect collabs next week also the 51 games solo mode is so she can learn to play before her collab so that they have more options to pick from

[Anonymous No.]

I like you a lot Gura but I'm definitely gonna watch Ame in 10 mins, I need some sanity in my brain right now - 2 hours of this is enough for now...

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>Ame in 10 minutes
>Hasn't logged into MC yet
she's already forgotten...

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>>29449916

Just be smart like Amelia and play it in the background on a YouTube Playlist.

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>>29449905
Have you tried not defending an intentionally disrespectful cunt? I can at least forgive Mori somewhat, since she's fucking things up without even realizing what she's doing, but Gura is shitting all over a communal server on purpose and knows full well that she's doing it.

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>>29449797
Yes unironically yes she is the fucking adhd who if you knew her plan you would be amazed but it will never fucking translate because adhd suffering

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>>29449930
She leveled part of a mountain and kept her inventory full the whole time, destroying several anons OCD, and also is now building her hat home where it used to be.

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>>29449787
>>29449890
>Ina is so lonely she created two tulpas to play games with her
based desu

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>>29449862
She can't help it, Haachama mogged her out of spot

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>>29449874
>try measuring other holomen with a dick sensor
kek

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>>29449787
it hurts even more that I can see this happening...

[Anonymous No.]

>its fucking HUUUUUUUUGE
SHES TALKING ABOUT MY COCK

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>>29449862
The Shark fears the actual retard

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>>29449615
It's peaked, and needs to stop. The joke was funny, but it's run its course. Changing it to Myersposting ain't going to make it any fresher. And don't worry, the Cunny Roads guy isn't going to stop making OC. He's currently trying to make a parody of "Big Poppa" called "Big Akas" just having a difficult time with adjusting the lyrics.

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>I'M LEARNING!!

Aaaaaaaah bros she's so cute!

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>>29449931
I dunno. Ame is obnoxious in all the game she does play too. Ina is ok I guess but her weird collab ban is saddening.

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>>29449799
Dubs gets it. She hasn't been molded by the pc experience yet. She's still in no-brain "it should just werk" mode which is why when her projects don't just werk in minecraft she winds up being incompetent and accomplishing nothing. It's also why she's a rhythm/indy horror gamer, as her gaming skill is limited to pushing alternating buttons and a d-pad. She hasn't developed real pc gamer habits like getting good or focusing on difficult tasks, which is why pc chad Kokoro Red mogged the hell out of her despite being a total retardchama.

Gura needs to game more, but she's not doing her reps and it really makes her streams hard to watch now.

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>>29449909
Go cry about it on your tumblr or whatever.

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>>29449857
Literally nothing, it was just her drawing the entire time, but her comments were quite funny at times.

[Anonymous No.]

She already learned this...

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>>29449856
1:1
>Most talented in the whole cast
>Joined Hololive to make "friends"
>Still no friends

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>>29449912
Gook and Nip blood simply don't mix.
Please understand.

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>>29449954
But Haachama is EN gen 0?

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>>29449936
I'm not sure I get it. Could you explain further?

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>>29449716
Gura is pulling 10K+ new subs every day consistently and you're confused about why there's so many newfags? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

shark

pog

HAAHHHAHA

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>>29449874
>that one nip asking about the drawing stream
send him the shrimp pic

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>>29449957
>not multi stream drifting
ngmi

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>>29449819
She is gonna half start it all and work on all of it in pieces

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>>29449352
Lmao this is unironically good.

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>>29449957
Filtered

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>>29449715
Kiara too went on for like 4 hours when she normally does less than 2, seems like a fun game.

[Anonymous No.]

1/4 Shark getting uppity

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>>29449960
Genuine autism

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>>29449890
>>29449787

You know, this would be kinda kino...

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>>29449827
She started streaming at 7 in the morning her time

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>>29449989

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>>29449931
>>29449909
fuck off back to /hlg/

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>>29449960
This
Why didn't she just put everything on that chest, instead of lava, that had to be on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29449715
7 hour Polka streams are nothing new. Happened with Fall Guys and Ark.

[Anonymous No.]

gura love

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>>29449911
Not him, but no. When i saw it posted on the thread, i thought someone was just making fun of her short attention span.

[Anonymous No.]

i love you, gura! i love you so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys just you wait Ina's game stream will be very energetic and happy and then you will feel like fools thinking she is lonely

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate you Gura

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>>29449862
Imagine getting filtered by adhd mind

[Anonymous No.]

Love you Gura

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I'm going into the next thread, and I need your STRONGEST narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm convinced most of you complaining are either newfags or trolls. There's no way you can go this many Gura MC streams and still have frustration from her ADHD.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Gura!

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i love you mori!