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2946213 No.2946213 [Reply] [Original]

Have any of you NEETs gotten to the point that you just piss on the floor now?

Once you start it's hard to stop. Getting up to go to the bathroom is now a thing of the past for me.

>> No.2946215

And you people say normalfags are pig disgusting. Have some fucking dignity, swine.

>> No.2946224

In before diaperfags.

>> No.2946227

I've been tempted to piss in an empty bottle before, but I realise that this would be the point of no return so I haven't.

I don't see why you would use the floor though. Surely you have some sort of container in your room? You also have windows, right?

>> No.2946228

Your room must smell horrible.

>> No.2946234

empty water bottles are what I use

>> No.2946240

>>2946213
No, I also shower once a day and brush my teeth.
Although I'm a NEET, I still care about my health

>> No.2946249

FORGET CONTAINERS I HAVE A TUBE THAT I CONNECT TO THE END OF MY DICK AND STICK IT IN MY MOUTH SO IT'S LIEK AN ENDLESS CYCLE

>> No.2946254

>>2946213
I lol'ed at kaguya's pic

>> No.2946257

I piss in cups when I get up in the middle of night. I do cum on the floor sometimes, though.

>> No.2946258

>>2946213
Regarding OP's pic, can people try this?

Ctrl + Alt + Left Arrow

>> No.2946266

>>2946213
Piss in jars instead. That way you'll be able to use jarate.

>> No.2946267

What the fuck is wrong with you freaks, christ. I bet most of you shower like once a month too.

>> No.2946268

>>2946267
nothing is wrong with us, we are just unusual =D

>> No.2946269

>>2946267
Just because I piss in bottles doesn't mean I don't care about my hygiene.

>> No.2946270

Now I know why you reject real women. Which one in her right mind would walk into the pigsty that's your room, apart from your mother?

>> No.2946273

>>2946267
Back to /a/, broski.

>> No.2946274

>>2946267
Yes, but once a week in summer though. Otherwise you start to itch all through the night.

>> No.2946275
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2946275

After I learned Jarate, I went from showering once a day to showering twice a day!

>> No.2946276

I piss in water bottles or soda bottles.

I want to upgrade to a chamber pot.

>> No.2946277

And yet you people wonder why you are "so ronery"

>> No.2946281
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2946281

>>2946275

>> No.2946284

I don't understand you people. One of the main reasons I'm afraid of going outside is because it's so filthy there, all that nature and shit is also pretty disgusting. I can't go without showering or basic hygienic practices.

>> No.2946285

I don't know why you guys are making a big deal about this. You don't even need to clean anything up if your room is carpeted.

>> No.2946286

>>2946277
Sup samefag, but you seem to have it backwards.

>> No.2946287

I'm not a NEET, just a sick-lazy fuck.
Anyway, I used to piss in those Big Gulp cups during the night terrors and didn't want to wake up the folks and niece/nephews, with the bathroom conveniently between both rooms.
I immediately stopped my foolish ways when I spilled said Gulp cup one morning on my Playstation. Damn near drank it one time too.
If anything I just piss out the window and blame it on the dog.

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2946292

>>2946275

>> No.2946294

>>2946277
only the fags from /a/ complain about that shit

>> No.2946300

Why don't you guys just wear diapers? You don't have to get up, and going inside of them actually feels really good.

>> No.2946305

>>2946300
we have a tripfag that likes doing that

>> No.2946306

>>2946300

CAN I JUST PISS ON YOU INSTEAD?

>> No.2946307

>>2946287
Why would you have to blame it on anything? I doubt anyone would think anything of a puddle on the ground outside.

>> No.2946310

Sometimes are I ejaculate, my prostate pushes against my bladder and like it's only a little piss that needs to come out so I go on the carpet.

>> No.2946315

people in this thread are not exaggerating at all, right?

>> No.2946316

I think I'm going to buy a blacklight just so I can use it on my carpet. I'm prepared to be repulsed.

>> No.2946317

>>2946310

*after I

>> No.2946318

>>2946310

STRANGELY AROUSED

>> No.2946320

>>2946310
It should be physically impossible to piss while ejaculating, if you can do it, something is broken in the pipe works

>> No.2946324

>>2946320
He said after. That's normal.

>> No.2946333

>>2946320

After I'm done, I mean like a few minutes after when the prostate is still swollen. This only happens like twice a year.

>> No.2946342

Since we're talking about piss, I'd like to explain my situation as well. I don't urinate on the floor per-say, but my floodgates seem to be pretty week, so after I go to the restroom it often trickles out for a little bit afterwords. Sometimes it runs down my leg and gets my pants wet. It's really embarrassing, but other than that I try to keep the urine in the toilet.

>> No.2946343

I usually use bottles, but sometimes I get this burning feeling inside my dick and it makes me want to pee every 30 seconds, so I just pee on the floor.

>> No.2946344

>>2946343
Does the burning feeling appear after cumming? I get that sometimes.

>> No.2946357

>>2946344
The burning I get is actually from my balls. I think its what Tom Hanks had in the Green Mile.

>> No.2946360

>>2946344
Yeah, it appears after cumming.

>> No.2946365
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2946365

What is a NEET? Why must you urinate in bottles as opposed to, say, a toilet?

>> No.2946367

>>2946357
Get a big nigger to rub your dick, maybe it'll help

>> No.2946368

what the fuck is wrong with you people?
don't piss on the floor goddamnit

>> No.2946376 [DELETED] 

Come to the best site on the Internet: http://www..ÀnónTàlk.còm/
>jl bkygi og pld dduahfggojcg jh

>> No.2946374

Oh, right nevermind about explaining what a NEET is then. Now, get a job you lazy apathetic fucks.

>> No.2946375

>>2946368
Who are you to tell us where we can and can't piss?

>> No.2946382

>>2946360
Enjoy your STD, Anonymous.

>> No.2946385

My bathroom is less than 10 feet from my computer, so it's no big deal for me.

>> No.2946392

Seriously guys, what the hell.

Stop living in your own piss like fucking pigs.

>> No.2946400

This thread is pretty funny, but at the same time it's pretty sad since I'm fairly certain at least one of you isn't joking.

>> No.2946402

>>2946343
Oh god I hate this.

>> No.2946413

I hope you die of leprosy.

>> No.2946426
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2946426

This thread is mindthrillingly awesome. Surely, the uncharacteristically vast amount of sages is a sign of summer.

>> No.2946427

>>2946343
I get a similar feeling a few times a year after I take a piss. It feels like I still have to piss but I don't, and piss just ends up streaming out at random intervals.

It's worse than PMS while it lasts and I end up crying like a little girl in shame.

>> No.2946436
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>> No.2946438

Floor ? not yet. I use balcony. I also havent brushed my teeth for 15 years (got like 12 left, who cares, i can still chew pizza) and take shower once in 2 weeks when my armpits start to sting from all the salt. I also ejacuate on my dirty clothes in the corner.

>> No.2946441

>>2946343
Seriously, what the fuck.

>> No.2946443

I've gotten so used to it that sometimes i piss in public.

>> No.2946446

Do some of you really not get that burning feeling? Consider yourselves lucky.

>> No.2946453

fffff so I went outside today, after another 6 months hiki phase (;_;) because of my hair ... Jesus grew it long and I don't know how I managed to leave my home with this much hair as my haircut wasn't made to support long hair ...
I'm at home again, in my room with a new haircut. Feels good. But not so good to be a faggot again.

>> No.2946461

>>2946453
Going to a hair salon/barber is a bit much for me. I stick to cutting my own hair.

>> No.2946471

>>2946453
Just cut your own hair faggot.
Use a razor, works for me.

>> No.2946473

>>2946461

Same here. I also burn them later, it's fun.

>> No.2946477

Thanks, guys. I felt a bit bad since I only shower once every 2-4 days, but after reading this thread I feel like a normal person.

>> No.2946482

>>2946461
I wish I had such neat skills. Please senpai, teach me the art of self-hair-cutan. I'm not being sarcastic.

>> No.2946486

>>2946482
Just find some videos. It's really not all that hard.

>> No.2946487

I pee out the window.

>> No.2946488

>>2946471
I have soft silky hair from my mother. I don't thin razoran will work

>> No.2946501

>>2946482
Ok, follow these steps.
1 - make sure you have water in the shower.
2 - put vegetable oil on your neck, eyebrows, ears and forehead.
3 - Use a match to light a fire in your hair.
4 - Kill fire with shower.
5 - Repeat till satisfied with result.

>> No.2946515

>>2946482
you could just shave your head. That would be easy. Then you can wear various wigs to fit your mood.

This thread made me lol pretty damn hard btw. Do some of you really piss on the floor?

>> No.2946517

>>2946488
1. Take one of your neckbeard razors
2. Take a strand of hair and pull it.
3. Slowly cut your hair to the appropriate length. (take razor and swing it in arcs on your hair)
4. Style (Hikikomori haircut)
5. ????
6. Profit!

>> No.2946519
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2946519

This is a chamber pot.

It is a fancy jar to piss in.

Before sewers, during the period of out door toilets, people pissed and shat in these overnight.

HIKKI IS TRADITIONAL. PISS IN JAR.

>> No.2946523

I really would like to go to a hair salon but I'm too scared.

>> No.2946536

I don't like pissing in my own room but I'm too afraid to leave it when other people are in the house and/or awake. I try to hold it in, but sometimes you can't wait till they go to sleep or somewhere else so I do it in a bottle and then flush it in the bathroom later. It's kind of gross though, I agree with that. I'd really prefer not to.

>> No.2946550

>>2946523
Me too anon, me too. I really need to get my hair fixed up, but I don't want to fuck it up by doing it myself.

>> No.2946556

>>2946550
I'm the opposite, actually.
Hairdressers have fucked up my haircut so many times I just do it myself, goddamn.
Thanks to that I have a phobia of hairdressers and mirrors in general ;_;

>> No.2946557

The worst thing about pissing in a bottle is when you piss into a bottle that's a little full already, but it fills up, and you can't shut off in time, so a little spurt or drips hit the carpet. So instead I put down a towel, and piss into the bottle while kneeling on the towel, and only ever piss into an empty bottle.

I leave them to sit. For days. They grow cloudy inside from the sugar in my piss encouraging bacterial infections. And the sugar in the soda.

When I pour them into the toilet they smell super strong, like piss and soft drink. But still strangely drinkable. Normally, after pouring eight litres of piss or more into the toilet (what splash back, no matter how you pour), the toilet is an evil blood red dark gold.

>> No.2946563

>>2946557

>red

Red in your urine isn't a good sign anon...when I had that I had a kidney infection.

>> No.2946567

I have long hair, but I'm thinking of shaving my head because it's a pain in the ass keeping my hair looking good. Should I do it /jp/?

>> No.2946568

Nice to see I'm not the only one who's too chickenshit to go to Supercuts.

I use my beard trimmer, the only problem is the I have to cut it shorter than I'd like and it takes forever since hair gets clogged in the vacuum thing. Oh well, that's why I have 20 hats.

>> No.2946570

>>2946567
I've been thinking of that myself. It sounds pretty liberating.

>> No.2946576

You guys aren't serious, right? This is a joke right? It can't take that much effort to just go to the toilet

>> No.2946582

Faggets ... pissing in bottles is really a no-go. Do something against it.

>> No.2946586

>>2946567
I like to keep my hair long JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMES.

Get a crew cut fgt, unless you feel like wasting time every morning styling your hair like a dweeb.

I got tired of combing my hair ages ago, now I just run my hair through it a couple times and I'm ready to go.... to the bathroom. Gotta look good in case I run into a burglar on the way there.

>> No.2946587

>>2946576
When you're drunk on spirits, and pissing golden, you don't want to walk down stairs.

>> No.2946589

>>2946576
I have a very shy bladder

>> No.2946590

>>2946563
I know, the red I mean is more a deep deep gold, the kind which turns brown when you're looking at only only super golden piss.

It isn't *red* red by any stretch. But its still fucking foul, and I love it.

>> No.2946598

>>2946590
Sounds like you're pissing rust now.

>> No.2946608

>>2946344
That stings. That's why I don't pee right after cumming.

Also, the bathroom is one door away from my room. No floor pissing for me. Sometimes I piss out through the window for fun.

>> No.2946623

I have long hair because it covers up parts of my face. Also it covers up my blemishes, so my skin looks cleaner than it really is.

>> No.2946624

I have long hair. I hate getting it cut, in case somebody mentions it.

So, I always make sure I'm away from anybody who knows me for about a week after getting my hair trimmed. That way, the difference is so slight and they haven't seen me in so long they can't see the difference.

It's not really styled. Maybe one day I'll have the courage to get it done.

>> No.2946634

The bathroom is right outside my door. It's easier than kneeling and pissing in a bottle. Really, how far away is your bathroom?

And I just go to Supercuts too. I hate getting haircuts, but it's not so bad usually. Do they know what they're doing? I knew a girl who was studying to be a hair stylist, and had to go to classes and stuff, but sometimes they give me really shitty hair cuts.

>> No.2946639

>>2946623
I do this to, but sometimes I worry that it might actually be the oil from my hair causing them.

>> No.2946641

Come to the best site on the Internet: http://www..ÀnónTàlk.còm/
>dy ia pgvhhogkrhg

>> No.2946645

>>2946598
Concentrated from dehydration, filled with nutrients from eating.

>> No.2946650

>>2946639
If you have long hair and you're not washing it regularly, then yes the hair is causing the blemishes.

>> No.2946651

I haven't cut my hair in over a year because I fucking hate people staring at me and touching me.

>> No.2946659

I just stand up and pee in the corner of the room. Peeing where you sit sounds pretty foolish.

>> No.2946664

>>2946651
Well that's certainly logical...

>> No.2946666

I get acne whenever I go outside and it makes me feel like horrible too. Why does this happen?

>> No.2946667

Back when I had tile flooring I could get away with it, there was a small hole in the corner of the room that basically acted as drainage to the outside.

I miss those simpler days.

>> No.2946673

>>2946666
Sounds like a sign, anon. The world wants you to stay inside.

>> No.2946684

>>2946473
Oh, the childhood memories. I was a pretty damn pyromaniac kid back then. I don't know why, but I like the smell of burnt things.

>> No.2946685

>>2946667

Don't fret, just create another hole!

Creating holes in the symbol of manliness.

>> No.2946687

>>2946651

Cut it yourself then. It's easy. I cut mine because at its longest it gets in the way.

>> No.2946690

/jp/ scares me sometimes....like right now with this thread.

>> No.2946697

I have long hair.

What's the point in styling it or getting it cut if no ones going to see you anyway?

>> No.2946699

>>2946690
I like this thread. It's reassuring to see people with similar thought patterns.

>> No.2946700

>>2946687
>Cut it yourself then.

I'll fuck it up since it's already shoulder length and I don't want to cut it very short either.

>> No.2946700,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946700
What are you, a woman?

>> No.2946700,2 [INTERNAL] 

Damn DDOS. We had a good thread going here.

>> No.2946700,3 [INTERNAL] 

Am I the only NEET that grew up in the master bedroom? In the case of my giant master bedroom, the bathroom is connected to it.

>> No.2946700,4 [INTERNAL] 

Long hair is a symbol of being a neet.

Most of the people I meet have this kind of geek-hair thing going on.

>> No.2946700,5 [INTERNAL] 

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.2946709 [DELETED] 

Come to the best site on the Internet: http://www..ÀnónTàlk.còm/
>lvagol dhkkrhuapfdsjvu2ahlglfrai gys gvgyhbguod nbtoy yga

>> No.2946709,1 [INTERNAL] 

Am I the only pathetic NEET to have curly hair that doesn't grow down?

>> No.2946709,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,1
You have a natural afro?

>> No.2946709,3 [INTERNAL] 

My hair doesn't grow down but it's not curly either. It just gets thicker until it looks like a giant mushroom.

>> No.2946709,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,2
Mostly.

>> No.2946709,5 [INTERNAL] 

How do you get bangs out of your face when they get really long?

Time to cut it I guess.

>> No.2946709,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,4
Awesome.

>> No.2946709,7 [INTERNAL] 

Where did all of my /jp/ bros go? Don't leave me here alone.

>> No.2946709,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,7
I'm still here, but I'm being forced to go to my therapist soon.

>> No.2946709,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,5
If it's REALLY long you just stick them behind your ears. I'm considering shaving my head, but I don't know if I'd look better or worse being as pale as I am.

>> No.2946709,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,8
How'd you get forced into going? did you attempt suicide or something?

>> No.2946709,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946709,10
Mother forces me so I can remain a NEET.

Also, I have, but they don't know about it.

>> No.2946709,12 [INTERNAL] 

I guess I should get a haircut sometime soon, now that I think of it. It's getting around eye length, so soon it'll start getting annoying.

>> No.2946709,13 [INTERNAL] 

I learned how to braid my hair a few days ago.

Would it be weird for a guy in real life to have a haircut like Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist? I kind of want to try that.

>> No.2946709,14 [INTERNAL] 

I was going to get my hair done like Sakuya's, but then I remembered I'm a man.

>> No.2947458

I only drink fruit juice and milk and buy them in large quantity the way people do with beer. To save money I only buy the large sized ones, whose can have decently sized opening and firm cap. That's what I have been using for pissing. Since the standard trash bag here is black, I just simply put them in there and dispose, along with the content. Screw environment and trash sorting.

Concidentially, a can of of fresh piss (0-3 days) look just like a can of fruitmix or orange juice. Leave them be for 2-3 weeks and they look like cans of grape juice.

>> No.2947481

>>2946258
Switched workspace. Fuck you, Windows fag.

>> No.2947504
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2947504

I AM A GIANT CLAM. I CAN'T MOVE EVEN IF I WANT TO. NEAREST FELLOW CLAM IS MILES AWAY. HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYONE ELSE IN 75 YEARS. SO RONERY ;_;

>> No.2947519

i fold the rolls of fat on my chest into a bowel and use leftover candybars to stick the skin together so it holds. then i pee upwards into it and let it sit. it eather evaporates or the cat drinks it.

>> No.2947556

A true NEET neither showers nor uses the toilet, because he relieves himself in his underwear; only superficial and subhuman normalfaggots seeking to impress sluts care about trivialities like hygiene or personal appearance, because those worthless ritual behaviors take away from time you could be using to enjoy yourself.

All of you normalfaggots who shower, cut your hair or use the bathroom need to get out of my /jp/, this board is NEET only.

>> No.2947576

You guys are making me want to try pissing in my pants. I think I'm going to do it later tonight.

>> No.2947581

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>> No.2947585

odds are one of you is being honest is pretty scary, I mean I'm halfway to being a NEET, if I didn't have a girlfriend or a job I would be, but I need the job to survive, and I love my girlfriend

>> No.2947588

>>2947556
>NEET R LEGIUN XDDD

It's funny that you NEET faggots complain about normals forcing their standards down your throat and telling you how you should live and then spend all of your time online doing the same to other people. If anyone needs to get out of /jp/, it's hypocrites like you.

>> No.2947595

>>2947585
Get out of my /jp/, normalfaggot. Anyone like you, who admits to not being a NEET on /jp/ should be banned.

>> No.2947667

My cat and I share a litter box, when I don't feel like going to the bathroom I just relieve myself in there and have my mom clean it up later.

>> No.2947687

>>2947595
>Oh no someone's offended me by not failing at absolutely everything in life.

Calm the fuck down. Go cry in a corner with janitor-san.

>> No.2947691
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I AM DISAPPOINT.

>> No.2947692

>>2947588
You're easily trolled.

>> No.2947740

>>2947692
>itrolulolol

Sure, kid.

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2947757

>>2947740
piss more, you're urine is delicious

>> No.2947765

You make me feel awesome sometimes, /jp/.

>> No.2947773

>>2947687
Go back to /r9k/, you slut-loving person with friends.

>> No.2947777

and here i am thinking this is still the best board

>> No.2947788

>>2947740
I'm not the guy who made the original post, it's just obvious that he wasn't serious.

>> No.2947789

>>2946519
I have been shown who is the boss.

>> No.2947812

>>2947777
This is still the best board, and this thread is second best. After Japanese bird.

>> No.2947841

I shit in the trash and piss in a jar, I empty the jar out of the window. I've gotten used to the smell of shit in the trashcan.

>> No.2947841,1 [INTERNAL] 

Threads like these should only be around late night (3-4am) to mid morning.

>> No.2947925

Threads like these should only be around late night (3-4am) to mid morning.

>> No.2947960

>>2946258
I think they disabled his hotkey in W7 ;____;

>>2946567
Go for it Anon, you can buy a home shaving kit and do it yourself for free. This is what I've been doing, at least.

>> No.2947960,1 [INTERNAL] 

This thread is terrible.

>> No.2947960,2 [INTERNAL] 

It's threads like these make me feel better about myself.
Sure I don't have a girlfriend or a job, but at least I'm not peeing myself on the floor or storing 2 week old bottles of piss.

>> No.2947960,3 [INTERNAL] 

I'll be thinking of you guys when I piss in a bottle tonight.

>> No.2947960,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,3
Learn to pee in a plastic ziplock bag.

>> No.2947960,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,2
Just because you're a little bit better than us, you shouldn't brag about it, asshole.

>> No.2947960,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,4
Sounds like it could have some nasty splashback

>> No.2947960,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,5
HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

>> No.2947960,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,7
You are not Anonymous of Cocks.

>> No.2947960,9 [INTERNAL] 

I just pissed on the floor for the first time.

Feels good man.

>> No.2947960,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,9
Congrats, man. But don't forget to clean up the floor later.

>> No.2947960,11 [INTERNAL] 

I miss Miles ;_;

>> No.2947960,12 [INTERNAL] 

Same. ;_;

>> No.2947960,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,12
Sup Miles

>> No.2947960,14 [INTERNAL] 

Before I read this thread I honestly had no idea that floor pissing was a common thing to do.

>> No.2947960,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,14
My girlfriend pisses on my floor all the time.

>> No.2947960,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,14
I rather believe this is all an orchestrated ruse.

I don't want to think my fellow /jp/eers would fall that low.

[spoiler]I am just fooling myself, ain't I?

>> No.2947960,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,15
Is she 4 years old?

>> No.2947960,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,17
She's 94. Sometimes I forget to put adult diapers on her.

>> No.2947960,19 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ - Urinary Incontinence/General

>> No.2947960,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,18
That's gross bro, now I know why people hate diaperfags.

>> No.2947960,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,20
I guess you'd better stay away from Katawa Shoujo

>> No.2947960,22 [INTERNAL] 

Hahaha, oh wow. I take a bath once per week, but this is just ridiculous.

My room has a bathroom so the toilet is not very far, you would think cleaning the piss on the floor would be more difficult than using the restroom.

>> No.2947960,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,22
>I take a bath once per week
European or kettle?

>> No.2947960,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,22
What makes you think they clean the floor after they piss on it?

>> No.2947960,25 [INTERNAL] 

Why don't you just buy diapers?

>> No.2947960,26 [INTERNAL] 

I used to piss out my window, i can't do ti anymore

>> No.2947960,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946426
6 years ago this thread had an "uncharacteristically vast" amount of sages, now it looks normal. When did sage turn into some kind of newfag cargo cult to show what an elite oldfag /jp/sie you are?

>> No.2947960,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>2946257
i used to cum on the floor every single time when i was in high school and then it came time to move out and my stepdad was wondering just what the hell he was cleaning out of the carpet

>> No.2947960,29 [INTERNAL] 

one time at school i went in the girls bathroom and jerked off and came on the floor

>> No.2947960,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,29
i jacked off in the girls bathroom about once a week

>> No.2947960,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,27
2009 was 6 years ago...

>> No.2947960,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,29
one time i came inside my cousins bottle of face moisturizer, seeing her and her loli sisters use it gave me a boner.

>> No.2947960,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,32
was this before or after you raped her?

>> No.2947960,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>2947960,33
That sick fuck

>> No.2947960,35 [INTERNAL] 

I apologize for my son's behaviour

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