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Marriage with Calliope Mori.
i am very excited to see AO shattering the skulls of some smash retards in the chat today
>>29835852Haachama feet.... Haachama booba.......
>Haachama's chat right now
rather weak stream but hey she streams so fucking much that you cant expect every stream to be good >>29835823>probably dude you know what her autism is like she fucking practiced 51 games alone just so she would be good at them
I can't believe this cute retard overslept.
that was unironically a fun stream to listen toI'm feeling pretty sick and I'm not sure if I'll make it
WAKE UP HAACHAMA
WHERE IS HAACHAMA AHHHHHHHHHH
Ame's gonna get what she wanted tonight
Haachama... Stream...
Haachama por favor...
>>29835852Where is she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGoBhiWo4jkGET IN HERE HAATONS AND HAACHAMA BROS
That little song at the end of Ame's streams always makes me sad for some reason.
>>29835818Well I was here from day one and managed to do a semester in Japan back in Uni (like 4-5 years ago) so I'm actually alright at conversation/comprehension but I can't read shit. Went there without knowing more than kana, really
Haachama is dead.
Haachama is my wife!
Watson needs to sing this. Nothing would top it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc
>>29835865You may now kiss the bride!
>haachama stream>can't see haachama
>>29835852Why are the gloves so sexy
I can feel it in my bones... we’re getting Gura karaoke next week
here is a little game:pretend we are in /hlg/
>>29835872This is...? What? Smash hoes?
>>29835874zzzzz
>>29835648poorfagchan...i remember you...
https://youtu.be/DKrM4_hc70Y?t=4465>she kept it inAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29835889Prepare for maximum goblin screeches
>>29835908gura ate her
Who else thinks it's gonna be late at least by 1 hour?
https://poal.me/agf6oxhttps://poal.me/agf6oxhttps://poal.me/agf6ox
>>29835690Oh no I understand that, but I want to see how she handles things like SC reads so that I can get a better picture of how she operates in my mind. I tend to get irritated whenever people seem to get the wrong idea of how my favorite chuubas handle X or Y especially when it's something they've improved on, so I want to see how the others handle everything, if that makes sense.I watched the date and her Crash streams and they were good, I slept through the Korone collab but that's next on the list.
Is this the Haachama waiting thread?
Ame streams so often that can you really blame her for not having every stream be amazing? 1 out of like 14 being bad is still amazing
Just got back from week long work in the field without internet. I'm assuming my Tenchou had a good week too?
>>29835908Who killed her? Or have you already answered my question?
>>29835889>Image thinking that you can win against my Granddaughter
>>29835918We actually talk about the streams and don't hate the chuubas, so that's impossible.
is there a nyaa type website I can use for the movie tonight I don't wanna get a letter from my ISP aaaaaaaaaaaaaa help me brossss
>>29819714>>29820450I uploaded Gura's member-only turkey make stream.anon files com/Vd14U2tap9/Don't expect a lot of new or amazing stuff, it's mostly the same questions and answers from the normal stream. What I noticed is that at 1:25:32 she specifically says she prefers to sleep on her belly over other positions. Also at 1:27:59 she jokingly(?) says "no pantsu" in response to the chat regarding her sleepwear.
Kisses for my wife
>>29835865>>29835913
>point of the stream is to see if she wakes up at all
>>29835872I dont get it
>>29835918I really, REALLY like Korone.
I won my APEX game during ame superchat reading!
Ina is going to suck at smash, but that's ok because I still love her!
Haachama...
Feetchama...
>>29835934sorry, Amei'm not gonna buy words on a screen
>>29835925>the ogeycorp float is realHoly shit she browses here
>>29835925Based
>>29835947LIV
>>29835934I've been meaning to read tanya so why not
Threads moving too fast for people to notice this reminder that /hlgg/ will once again be playing sven together tomorrow, 9AM PST
It's all a ruse. The chama has you monkeys dancing on the palm of her hand. Such miscalculations can only be the work of a genius.
>>29835913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ I watch this every fucking day now.
>>29835937It was fucking great.
>>29835941
>>29835898It doesn't help that it's associated with Ame leaving
>>29835935Ame really should just save her chats for the radio streams it's literally the only time she is good at them
Almost halfway through
Guess she couldn't beat Shion in lateness
IS HAACHAMA OK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>29835918No, /hlg/ is a containment thread for a reason!
What's in Ame, Ina and Gura's member streams?
>>29835866Good luck AO-chan, you're going to need it
>>29835937Tenchou's days just keep getting better and better, and I couldn't be happier about it.
>>29835947Why is it green?
>>29835918Rumao rumao kenzocucks your oshi is literally having sex behind that Live2D avatar and you're still throwing money at her.
>>29835935In that case, any after the first music making stream is good, though she hasn't read SC for a while now, so there is probably unironically a couple thousand now piled up. She said she might do the big catch up on Sunday, but she's been very inconsistent with keeping up with 'I mights' for the past few weeks.
>>29835934I love Ame but I'd rather support her when her merch comes out.
>>29835988So are both TF2 streams the campaign?
>>29835961as expected of my Priestess>tfw was watching her debut stream earlier today and couldn't even get past ten minutes
>Mori doesn't have the other Holos on her Steam friend's listNarratives!?
SHE'S ALIVE
>>29835988Thanksgiving felt so long. I felt like I experienced a weeks' worth of streams in a single day.
>>29835955anal sex
>>29835971>Family dies firstNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29836007Yeah she's set on finishing the game this week, since Ina is starting it next week too
HAACHAMA CHAMAHAACHAMA CHAMA~
Let's go boys
Is this Kiryu Coco's fault?
ENTER
HAACHAMA?!
>>29835961It'll be a surprise when Gura kicks both of our oshi's asses lol
>>2983598814 streams and all of them are at the very least decent truly she is amazing
LET'S GO!
>>29835977I watch it before I go to bed and dream of Callie...
>>29835994>>29835866How fucking slow am I that I just realized the main reason they're doing it on Ina's channel.
>>29836020Even worse. She got gnomed.
>>29836015Mori hates hololive
HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>About to close stream>HAACHAMACHAMAAADamn it
>>29836015Why would the add each other for no reason? She probably only has the people she has collabed with.
>>29836036Well she did say she'd been training.
>>29835975>pretending to be retardedogey
>>29836018Females can't do anal, silly anon
HAACHAMA!?
Name a better intro and ending than Haachama's you can't and you won't
>>29836031If anything it's pizza papa's fault
Looks like Haachama wasn't intimidated
>>29835918>I fucking hate the shark and his sharkfag meido>Can someone stream the collab in CyTube? i don't want to give views to shit bird>Go back to Global faggot
HAAAAAAACHAMAAAAAAAAACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nice
>>29836003Mori absolutely has that mindset of "why say 'no' when you can say 'maybe', it means the same thing but people are happier hearing 'maybe'"
Just got home, been away all week. So much Haachama being posted, is she streaming on the EN minecraft server again?
>>29835946Use stream.io
>>29836015None of the HoloENs have played it unless I forgot my meds, wouldn't need to add anyone for the Among Us collabs, and she already has their Discord info if she just wants to chat.
>>29835988I'm the most hyped for Titanfall 2, hopefully she does the starter course twice and gets put into Hard difficulty
IT'S LOOPING
>>29835916They don't even fucking fit her, they're like some OJ Simpson gloves or something.
>>29836009based
>>29836061NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHAMA CHAMA HAACHAMAAAA
>jollibeeflipCHADS WW@?!?!
>>29835866>All teamates like to see retards getting bannedI need Amelia to ban retards more often honestly
>>29836074>is she streaming on the EN minecraft server again?
Can I go back to sleep?
>>29835988What happened to this?
>>29835918towa is a whore.
>>29836069It does not show on youtube for me.
>>29836003For her own sake i hope she turns off SCs for the SC reading, but then she might not be as tangent prone as my Oshi.4:30 for catching up with 809 according to playboard
>>29836062literally fucking cant, Kiara would have to use this song to even stand a chance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGwRRPc6O0
>>29835918I'm going to get my own Korone tomorrow!
>>29836074Anon, I....
>>29835949Thanks anon, but those timestamps already happened in non-member zatsudan too.
Sadchaama...
>>29836083OJ's gloves fit
>>29836074Anonchama.........chama.......a....aaaA....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29836064Is it wrong if I find this Gura super cute while also hating that weird translucent gills version that guy keeps posting?
SHES UP
>>29836101She was too tired and it got cancelled
>>29835937This last two weeks were gold for her but am not sure where she could go from here honestly, seems like a peak.
>>29836070Kek, you're not wrong, but even things like 'Members Schedule soon' are now in Valve time.
Sleepychama...
>>29836074I'm sorry, we lost her......
>>29836101It wasn't a confirmed stream, she said it might not happen, it didn't happen
>>29836074Anon...
>>29835977Ghostling posting aside it's nice knowing how much enjoyment she got from this stream. I don't think debut Mori ever considered that she'd do content like this. Seems like it's doing good things for her self-esteem since she mentioned that now she won't hate herself as much when she looks in the mirror.
>>29836101sleep
>>29836101Dead but it's fine since the thanksgiving was a blast.
>>29835979top ropeTOP ROPE
>>29836101>Dark Knight watchalongLiterally a Baneposting reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzjePE8wAW4
>>29836076not him, but it's dead
Haachama is so cute fuck she's not even my oshi
>>29836101Discord Sex with Gura
>>29836101too tired from thanksgiving so she cancelled
>Haachama's morning voiceMy dick couldn't be harder
Sleepy Holos are my reason to live.
her morning voice is cute
>>29836101https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1332180119176187904
Just realized how ironic THE Chama's stream title is
>>29835866God I wish that were me
>>29836074Yeah she'll be back, she just needs to complete her training arc. Don't sweat it.
>>29836074
>That stretch>That sleepy moanHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>29836118I don't know anon, I am not your priest or teacher, figure it out your ethical dilemmas about holos yourself.
>haachama's morning breathI wish I could eat it.
bwain is not woking
>people still brush their teeth in 2020just use mouthwash
Just-woke-up-chama is cute!
Trinity.
>>29836144But Bane isn't in that one.
>>29835556Have my shitty edit.
>>29836090chumbud actually. i am practically drooling at the prospect of someone in chat actually facing some retribution while she is streaming.
I know people are shitting on Ame's super chats but what about gura's how are hers?
>>29836118I dont blame you. I even find that weird.
>>29836104Heres the link if you need ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIk0fHX_4Cs
>>29835918I fucking hate that roasty whore Gura unlike my innocent oshi Pekora
>>29835979>>29836143I really need to get on that Sora Edit.
I just listened to hinotori. It's okay good, exactly as I expected from Kiara. But I know she can do better...Also her ESL really stands out in the English lyrics.
>>29836144Bane is Dark Knight Rises anonchama...
>>29836197Sex...
>>29836151Thanksgiving discord sex with Gura.
>>29836186cute
>>29836074This is the funniest fucking post I've read all day
>Your Oshi>describe waking up with her in the morning
>>29835988Not even a teammate but I truly respect this woman. Truly EN's content queen.
Sleepy Haachama
>>29836007Maybe the multiplayer too, the campaign isn't too long so she'll probably finish it quick. She could one stream it if she wanted to
>>29836197Delta...
>>29836187She better do TDKR next.
>>29836197Mano...
>>29836106Calli never ever leaves SC open for the reading, even when she does it at stream endshe'd probably make double the money she already does if she did
>>29836204>they don't know about Gura's sleeper skill
>>29836195>we're gonna smashINA!!!!!
>>29836197Triangle...
>>29836227
>>29836206>Also her ESL really stands out in the English lyrics.that was on purpose to capture the authentic anime opening feel
>>29835937They all did
>>29836187>>29836210Just wait, it's only a matter of time.
>>29836144TDK is the one with the cringe clown.
>>29836210Has Luna gotten round to watching it yet?
is haachama not in australia anymore? she said it's 840?
I just saw that Amelia has also joined Kiara in glorious numberfagging. Two down, two to go.
http://poal.me/ntjs98http://poal.me/ntjs98http://poal.me/ntjs98http://poal.me/ntjs98
>>29836197ALOE LOVE
>>29835937She had an amazing week!
>>29836261Haachama is jet-lagged!?
>>29836195Thanks man.
what is sleepy haachama doing
>>29836190kek, nice job
>>29836261(bye bye holo en)you are slow
>>29836074[haru yo starts playing]
>>29836261she refers to japan time during streams
Gura, you only had to callab with me once... now it's too late...
>>29836261she just woke up, her IQ is even lower than usual right now.
>>29836231As a Teamate I'd be so sad to miss some of these streams if I worked and wasn't a student currently
i hate haachama and her shit holoen gimmick i though that she being kicked out of the holoen server would show to her that she's not a en and will never be but seems that she's persistent with this shit
>>29836227Inapic related
>>29836227Kiara>Wake up>wtf is this bitch doing in my house?>Kinda scared>Might has a gun hidden under the pillow>Don't want her ire>oh well might as well do breakfast for her>The End.
Haachama pandering to seaniggers during East NA prime time. What the fuck is happening?
Reading smut at the speed of sound.
>>29836261australia is a big country, anon.
TOOTH BRUSHING ASMR INCOMINGBASED CHAMA
TEETH BRUSHING ASMR
>>29836290Kaichou....
>>29836282Brushing her teeth.
>>29836297She will make it back and you faggots will SEETHE
>>29836244
Lmfao Ina is so pathetic. She's afraid of getting lapped by Kiara and probably begged to have the collab on her channel instead of Gura. Lazy ass streamer is going to be in last soon enough.
>>29835979BAH GAWD SHE'S COMIN FROM BEIND WITH A CHAIR
>>29836186Does this spoil that Ina is going to use Toon link?
>>29836246UOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>29835977I hadn't actually seen this until just now, I missed the original stream.My dick is genuinely uncontrollable right now, Our Boy can do this? How the fuck is our boy this fucking cute and sexual?
How did the Mori collab go?
You're gonna break your dick today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIk0fHX_4Cs
>>29836304Nice.
Is Haachama okay? Why does she seem like she cried all night
>teeth brushing asmrHaachama no
So i've been watching the tree rrat since her King cover knocked me off my fucking feet. Why didn't anyone ever tell me she's actually so great?
what is haachama fucking problem?
Haachama will trigger my monogatari flashbacks
>>29836190based
I hope Gura ends up really good at smash and bullies the shit out of ame
>>29836074She'll be back...someday...
IMPROMPTU TEETH BRUSH ASMR RIGHT NOW
>>29836297Its almost like Haachama has always gone through bouts of pandering to english speakers.
>>29836304ame reading smut would be great, maybe she can do one TF2 gay smut read to satisfy herself and one gurame ame abuse fanfiction to satisfy me
>>29836259that's not very nice to polker
>>29836197>that moment in the Phasmo stream where she said the game is probably better with friends
>>29836326Top Tier. She also ruined it.
>>29836297wrong thread
>>29836074once an EN, always an EN
>>29836319ogey
>>29836336Sorry, I couldn't control myself and bred her too hard
>>29836227>she wakes up first and stumbles out of bed still half-asleep, probably walks into the closed bathroom door while she's at it>her waking up wakes me up and I get started on cooking breakfast while she showers and freshens up for work
>>29836304how can walfie be so based?
>>29836272People can get jetlag from 1-2h difference?
>>29836319Rrats are getting uppity again I see.
>>29836065>picWhen is taking meds not good enough and the only viable option is euthanasia?
>>29836342>towerpostingWrong thread anon...
>>29836318Is this new? This is fantastic.
going on a date with the Chammers on Jollibee!
>>29836227>Gura>Talking for an hour as she sits up so she doesn’t collapse upon getting out of bed
>>29836333>ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs
>>29836326Cute and fun but kind of uneventful. No great moments or anything, but that's sort of the nature of a game without a lot of room to riff
>>29836106It's not even close, Mori's last SC reading had over 1000 to read and was like an hour and 10 minutes, this next one might be longer because she's not read them for over 2 weeks though.
Imagine
where is this 19 year olds retards parents i want to beat them they should have their mentally ill brat at home Instead of sending her out to be raped in aussy landwhat terrible parents
>>29836342Blain bwoken
>>29836259You're thinking about Suicide Squad.
>>29835986That's the Japanese mindset in a nutshell.
>>29836341we've been telling you this for months and you kept saying "okay Risu"
>>29836227>Kiara>loud
>>29836074>is she streaming on the EN minecraft server again?She'll be back
>>29836337>No GuraGuramebros, it's over...
>>29836304Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow?
Guys why does the thread always auto delete itself when that guy posts "Towa..." did the mods hate her so much that they set it to do that?
>>29836325All according to plan!
>>29836341People ignored them because the "ID" being there scared themI discover them late too
>>29836377don't care
I feel like I just convinced a mentally stunted young girl to do something lewd in public.
Haachamagatari...
>>29836337>BACK REFRESH BACK REFRESHI see Ame is practicing her infinites
>>29836318fuck I'm getting new vegas nostalgia
tfw no kiara gf to call you at 4 am threatening to kill herself
>>29836378Few days old, but still relatively new yeah.
>>29836390
>>29836415Same.No regrets.
>>29836376The entire CN "fanbase" in a nutshell
>>29836304She better be serious about reading more lewd stuff for members streams. Imagine how cute and awkward it would be.
>this brushing teeth sound
>>29836325Before she's our boy, she's also a cute girl and I'm glad she's learning to come to terms with being cute.
>>29836410Meidos HATE her because of how cute and based she is
Haachama said she had a meeting until 3AM?Your strongest narratives, /hlgg/
>>29836319I know we shittalk her about not being around, but with gacha and ff14 on the horizon, she might not be.
>>29836341Because discovering Ayunda by yourself is half the fun.
any non-Reddit English streams today
>>29836341Hololive Global isn't global...
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1332471375513096193>a littleShe's going to rape Ame and Gura
>>29836415she is one of the smartest holo
>>29836227>wake up to Kiara screaming Kikkerkki>hands me a plate of her awesome french toastover all it's worth it
>>29836353I'd laugh my sides off if she reads some gay fanfic
>open stream>haachama brushing teeth>stay in stream
>>29836386Mori Korone appeal: Korone's pop culture descriptions of the bomb, and Mori understanding themPolka Coco appeal: Coco reacting as if Polka had really died and that numbered clones played the rest of the games. Polka begging to do it in JP instead.
>>29836410Towa.......
>>29836419>you will never teach ame how to do a motherfucking infinitewhy live
Haachama's fresh mouth!
>>29836415the haachama experience
>>29836418>you will never brush haachama's teeth for her
https://youtu.be/DIk0fHX_4Cshttps://youtu.be/DIk0fHX_4Cshttps://youtu.be/DIk0fHX_4Cs
>>29836227Inabreakfast in bed
The reading stream was completely forgetable execpt for two images.>>29836304
Why does Haachama brushing her teeth make me hard?
>>29836415Thank you for your service
>>29836390>Do you Amelia Watson take this anon to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>>29836227>Gura>https://files.catbox.moe/x4zs3y.mp3
HAACHAMA NOOOOOO
>>29836341I want Risu to suckle my nuts
>watching blain bloken haachama + a certain vtuber drunk as fuck doing karaokekino and chaos
>>29836341Ok Risu
>>29835852I WANNA BRUSH HAACHAMA'S TEETH
>>29836227>Wake up and and see she's still playing minecraft after telling me 5 more mins last night
>>29836410Tow truck...
>>29836369yes. remember it's also a different season in the northern hemisphere, and it's a long and tiring itinerary. much more contributes to jet lag than a mere count of the time difference.
I can't pinpoint how good Haachama's English is. She's better than your typical ESL exchange student but I don't understand how she's worse than someone who's spent her high school in a commonwealth country.
>>29835977I listen to that shit on repeat.
>>29836465three* images
Hachama just woke up, what did she miss?
>>29836450as expected of my priestess!
>>29836390>Do you Amelia Watson take this anon to be your lawfully wedded husband?>hic>Y-yes
>>29836450Gura practiced too, and Ame played a fair bit of the older games.
>>29836433>>29836304How do we make her read the atlantis gura x ame fanficplease It's not even that lewd
is ame a dirty minecraft steve main
>>29836450Ina's the kind of person that will practice her ass off just to not look bad
Where are the monogatari gifs
MENTALLY STUNTED AND RETARDED CHILD BRUSHING TEETH VERY EROTIC UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>29836415This is not new, for me, I convinced a very young girl to show her panties
>>29835937
>>29836450Gura said she's been "practicing combos", Ame probably didn't even install the game yet, she's gonna get bodied.
>Araragi
>>29836452Her Minecraft skills support this narrative.I want to believe it.
https://poal.me/qwoupa
>>29836484>startled awake when the mouse flies across and hits you>"that wasn't my fault! That mouse is too light. If it were heavier it would've hit the bed instead of you."
>>29836464>InaIna can't play videogames though
When the toothbrush thing became a thing...
>>29836227>gura>"there you are sunshine, good morning."
important pollhttp://poal.me/rnmbx3
brushbrushbrush
>haacahama just swallowed the toothpastewhat the FUCKis that even okay? what's australia's poison control?
>>29836227>Wake up with her fully nude and tangled around me>Hear her mumbling numbers in her sleep>Go back to sleep
>>29836444Ina barely streams as it is. She deserves to be in last.>She almost never goes over her 3 hour tineslot.>Never bothers to read superchats.>doesn't take time to set up collabs>Rarely does membership streams>Worst EN voice
What did Haachama's breath smell like before this?
>>29836504Japan
I still haven't listened to Kiara's song. Is it any good?
>>29836341>King coverI'm not feeling it bro
How long does she brush her teeth? What the hell
>>29836443Cover, like any other respectable talent agency, has a security department.Meeting was about current bugmen situation, that's all I can say.
>>29836106Uhhh is anyone else worried that Mori is going to feel so guilty from being behind on everything that she's going to overwork herself even more to make it up to us? Considering the SC backlog, lack of members streams/schedule, and delayed monthly song this is the most she's been behind in her streaming obligations since debut.
>>29836518you had better be talking about luna
>>29836503nice, missed that one with the thread going so fast.
Why do I want to live in Haachamas mouth now?
>>29836392I guess you didn’t hear what happened to her when she was in the 10-11th grade? But yeah her parent are pretty mess up for leaving her alone like that.
>>29836442>>29836410>>29836497I've decided Towa is the cutest holo. I just wish I can understand her.
>>29836390>>29836507>Do you Amelia Watson take this anon to be your lawfully wedded husband?>hic>"But why?"
>>29836510God I hope not. I really hope one of them mains somebody cool like Fox or Greninja
>>29836450Hot!!!
>>29836548YES
>>29836524qwoupa...
Moona!Risu!Iofi...
>>29836470that >okay?at the endHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>29836452>>29836523She's a savant. Highly skilled in one area but retarded in regards to everything else..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZywZmVwniEs
>>29836518A-Anon?...
>>29836568Lofi....
兄ちゃん。。大丈夫
>>29836379Mukbangchama
Why is chat disabled for the Smash stream?
What the hell is Haachama's stream even about??
This was totally worth the 35 minute delay
>>29836550She's milking it for content. I mean what else is she supposed to do.
>>29836552it's her own fault. she's a big girl though, she can claw her way out. She wouldn't be in such a mess if she didn't do so many side projects and shit though.
>>29835915BASED
>>29836562>And do you, Amelia Watson, take Anon to be your lawfully wedded husband?>hic>"What was I doing again?"
>>29836450>Ina took the day off yesterday to train in the hyperbolic time chamberIf she pulls out the DORF it's GG
Who takes this long to brush teeth?
>>29836507
Smash is in an hour. My money is on Amelia because she's canonically stinky.
>>29836568Iofi collab with you sister Sora again onegai...
>>29836227>Ame>elbows your kidney because you're moving too much>gets angry and mumbles something unintelligible when you try to kiss her>stays in bed while you make breakfast>sluggishly drags her body up to a sitting position as you bring her breakfast in bed>begins to accept your caresses after a couple sips of her coffee>gives you a kiss when she's finished>gets up, can't be bothered to wear pants>brushes her teeth>gets mad when you try to grope her ass>you ask if she's going to take a shower>she says she already did on sunday>it's thursday>suddenly realizes she's late for a collab>you ask if you can watch her stream>she tells you to stay quiet and not touch her while she's live>sits by her desk and starts streaming in her underwear while making gremlin noises
>>29836551Seems reasonable. But seriously, what can they do about this? I don't think they have many good options.
>>29836556Because it is minty fresh
>>29836561Familyへようこそ!
extremely important pollhttp://poal.me/2l5442http://poal.me/2l5442
>>29836593autism
>>29836593Only Haachama knows.
>>29836518
>>29836588I think the PC term is "mentally challenged"
>>29836539You ogey dude? Bad Thanksgiving?
>>29836549I've gotten to the point that I roll my eyes whenever I see a new one, but Risu's might be the best out of any of them.
>>29836562kek
>>29836568deserved
what if Mori sang this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqQ0PfuPo8
>>29836539I miss the old rrats. After the rratastrophe, these new youngling rrats have no soul. It's lacking...
>open stream>stream happening>keep watching stream
Guys, I don't think I'll ever be as cute as Haachama, what do?
>>29836610and people say Ame isn't the purest GFE
>>29836593Inducing erections
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/lc66xe
>>29836504she was late 14ish mins>>29836523>>29836572she just acts dumb.if you look at her content she knows how to get people talking and watching,
>>29835934I bought the new Haruhi with it.
>>29836539A chicken beak pecked out this post.
>>29836593Wasn’t it originally suppose to be a chat about chicken? Somehow it turned into a teeth brushing asmr.
>>29836544pepeloni
>>29836518Based chumbuddy
Did she just call water Wawa?
>open Haachama's stream>toothbrushing asmrHaachama?
>>29836227Mori>wake up in her bedeither two situations>she's already gone to scythe swinging, or is working on her freelance/working on her music, and she didn't want to wake me up unless she was about to stream, so she let me sleepor>yesterday was very busy for her and she's still asleep. I don't want to bother her, so i'll let her sleep
>>29836568It's hard to eclipse the moon right now.
>ywn be a toothbrushI never thought I'd say this.
>>29836548It's okay. She went for jpop anime op and that's what she got.
>>29836539>good work/life balance so you know you'll keep getting what you've gotten, without any sudden drop offs in quality or breaks>doesn't let retarded reddit US v. Canada wars distract her from the gmae>best content isn't mostly collabs, another point for consistency: you don't have to hope for another collab, you can just tune in to the next stream for more of Ina>... you don't have to listen to answers to the same questions twice?>most soothing EN voice
>>29836593Haachama talking with a stuffed mouth for 20 minutes
>>29836588Because it hasnt started
>>29836618Reminder that you should brush your teeth after eating food, brushing before and after bed is just the bare minimum for decent breath
>>29835114>I read the doxx today oh boy>4,000 chinks in coco's chat again>and tho the chinks were very small>she had to ban them all
>>29836593Jerking off to a retard.
>>29836444well it's good thing she has made a loyal fanbase that are okay with her barely streaming
>>29836227Gura>alarm wakes us both up>she rushes downstairs to make us breakfast>I get take my time getting dressed>realize she's going to pass out>make it to the kitchen just in time to catch her before she collapses>lay her down on the couch>make her a bowl of eggs for when she wakes up
is she wearing the eye patch?I only watch if she's wearing the eye patch because I want to fingerblast her lewd socket
>>29836444Ina confirmed in last stream that she doesn't have time for gatcha anymore.She's playing MMOs only because she has obligation to other people.
Ina just confirmed HoloEN is family friendly.
>>29836544Like my dick.
>>29836197CEO...
>>29836518sometimes I forget the kind of creeps that are on /jp/
>>29836614You give them guns.
>>29836640I'd prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsETLMmvd2M&
>>29835934I'm not a poorfag, so yes.
Lewd stare
>>29836568IOFI LOVE
>>29836659Fuck off, keep this retard away from my oshi.
>>29835852HAACHAMA!
>>29836640I want her to sing this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SeVN2u5Axc
>>29836518Chumbuds can't stop winning
>>29836552she just needs a week off to sort her shit
>>29836518Please be from /hlg/
>>29836674I have thought that ever since I watched bakemonogatari
>>29836509Superchat her "you should take suggestions from your viewers on what to read to next!"Then paste the link in the community post or twitter or whatever.Won't happen but that's your best bet, good luck /u/fags.
>>29836356Give it time and maybe she would collab with them
>>29836699rip Haachama... never will get in...
>>29836227>Aki>Soothing sing song voice trying to get me to wake up, when that doesn't work decides to make a bunch of "brrrrrrr" and "mugyu mugyus" and animal related noises to get my lazy ass up>This continues until i crack and obey her>Get rewarded with pancakes and a trademark Aki hipdance
>>29836657Is the new volume out?
>>29836717that's a flip in america
>>29836699>Family Friendly>SmashThis is going to be good
>>29836717Based
>smash stream pushed an hour forwardat least I can actually study for a bit
>Haachama just woke up>HoloEN Smash Bros in an hourlet's make this happen TRINITY
>>29836717>>29836723
>>29836539>>29836659Oh it's youNice predictable format
>>29836065Jesas this is a new level of pathetic
>>29836657FUCK! I'm so dumb, I thought it was only for the potions LN that I'm not even going to read
>>29836353We have to get her to read the Atlantis Gurame fic somehow.
real poll hourshttps://poal.me/xzw3al
does anyone have the link to that one hachama song she uses when she cooksthis onehttps://youtu.be/TIR1m99B4wI
>>29836518good work /hlg/best bait I've seen so farguaranteed yous
Ina dresses like a slut.
Haachama trying her best to speak and learn English is the cutest thing.
>>29836341All the ID girls are actually pretty good, their chats are actually usable too since they're smaller.
>>29836450get ready folks
>>29836197>>29836703Head of the coitus branch...
>>29836655Yeah, it's what I'm thinking, too.>>29836647do your estradiol reps. >>29836547good answer.
>>29836415Get your mind out of the gutter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_QgwqcHAACHAMA loves her shiny teeth.
wow she knows chip skylark
Otaku fashion!
otaku fasion!
>>29835937She is living her dream. Had no regrets buying the voice pack.
>>29836518Calli, what did you do!?
>>29836723Did she read this yet?
>>29836742>implying you wouldn't be up instantly with a single "hey baby"
Otaku fasion Haachama!
>>29836518but lolicon is totally based guys
>>29836518It's times like this that I'm glad most of the girls don't browse here. Jesus Christ man...
>>29836742thank Jesus for being born in the same time as Aki
>>29836745Yes.
>>29836671Damn Moona. Those are some big fucking names to be featured along with.
>>29836758jesas
>>29836539Oh look the rare Ina anti
>>29836518Chicken hands typed this post
Haachama is kinda cuter today.
>>29836603>DORFPlease never mention him again I can already feel my smash autism reawaken
>>29836518Ummm... based?
>>29836781I have a feeling Gura loves this song
>>29836805YesIn other things, I'm relatively new to Haachama but does she always sound so nasal?
>>29836781http://hestia.dance
>>29836758its so easy to spot samefag schizos in these threads nowadays
>>29836304>next LN reading
>>29836593Haachama chama haachamahaachama haacha haachamachamachama.
>>29836561Even if you know japanese you still won't be able to understand her
>>29836659My bird would love you too if you gave her the chance
>>29836761Yeah I did at first, but it's actually 600 yen off any order for new accounts.
/fa/ stream with haachama
>>29836836Same as Towa. She's faking a voice.
Who's getting haachama's toothbrush?
>>29836539>Worst EN voice
>>29836552Hopefully she'll not commit too hard on her normal schedule next week, take the time she needs to catch up with things, ideally put up decembers member schedule early so she can spread them out without having to do this again, and clear up some of her backlog, also hopefully someone addresses her overpromising in the members streams or something.
>>29836816Theyre not rare anymore. Theyre very common. Rrats finally built their nest. Now theyre cozy.
Why won't she use her Akai Haato clothes?
>>29836671Moona is gonna be at a convention? Wow, that's great!
>>29836671who the fuck calls themselves "the peggies"?
>>29836554This Luna looks a bit off
You guys DO know there's Jolibees in California, right?
Cute sneeze!
Guys, I think something is happening to my Blainchama
AAAAAAAA I GOT SNEEZED ON
>>29836811>
>>29836877That's gone
>>29836717>>29836723is that hecatia?
towa baby
>>29836877Akai Haato is dead...
>>29836593HAACHAMACHAMA~~~
>>29836877She's completed her metamorphosis, she has no need for her old skin anymore.
>>29836227like this
>>29836829Anon, you can't run from it. The collab is less than an hour away
>>29836518You have to go back to /hlg/, dogfucker
>>29836568Holy shit, Iofi finally inclining!
SHIT I missed Ame's readalong did anything good happen?
>>29836566Fuck you I laughed
>>29836867
I'm not sure if I miss summer Haachama or not..
>>29836896>fat chi mageWhat
>>29836758Jesas
Ame was less cute today what gives
>>29836593Morning-chama
>>29836779one stream she said being in Australia has been her 2ed time studying overseas.the first was some other sea country i think.and you don't study overseas to get a worse educated then basic jap school
>Haachama will sell you her used toothbrush if you buy her the toothbrush
>>29836883They've done some anime openings
>>29836758What compels someone to do something like this? Everytime I see something like this my mind can't keep up.
>>29835977This is moe in its purest most distilled form
>>29836227>Ame>Wake as a drop falls on my face from the leaky roof>Step on her head and tell her to make me breakfast>stumble out of bed and stumble toward the bathroom section of the trailer>kill a cockroach on the floor and start brushing my teeth>looks like they cut the water again>walk to the kitchen area>Ame made me canned sweet corn again>"YOU DUMB GODDAMN BITCH HOW MANY I GOTTA TELL YA">Bitch slap her with my whole hand, she slams into our beer cases tower>grab a bud from from the fridge, crack it open>she starts to get up, she's bleeding a bit from her mouth but other then the crying she's fine>I down the beer and get ready to go work while she stumbles toward her laptop
>>29836876Are they? I’m usually only here during chicken hours nowadays so I guess I haven’t been seeing them much. Pretty sad to be an anti for the most inoffensive HoloEN.
>>29836935I can't figure out if that was /fa/ or mu/.
>>29835988Bros, we are going to watch the dark knight at cytube right?
>>29836868Hate nasal voices, especially with languages where it really sticks out.
>>29836724Imagine Haachama telling you she is pregnant in her retard voice.
>>29836929>did anything good happen?not remotely the story was derivative ask fuck unoriginal isekai
>>29836929Not really, there were a few funny bits where she interjected with her own humor but for the most part it was just good background noise. The LN itself was shit.
http://poal.me/2j217dhttp://poal.me/2j217dhttp://poal.me/2j217dhttp://poal.me/2j217d
Will Haachama get 1 million by the end of the year?
>>29836949delete this
>>29836811Except they do
>>29836965Lucky to the one who gets to hear that
>>29836742Sell me on Aki. Why is she being posted here more often?
>>29836726MUH
>>29836325Ding dong "your boy" is dead.
>>29836758Shitposting here and there is fun, but please dont tell me people actually do THIS.
>>29836847kek
>>29836976If Ame wins I will akasupa her
>>29836949This post was made by Ame's father
>watch Haachama video and feel dirtynever. 200% seiso even when she's reviewing feet.>read Haachama's chat and feel dirtyfrequent occurrence.
>>29836742Aki is severely underrated.
>>29836987I accept this fate
>>29836987My boy done reaped herself.
>>29836978No. Not unless she gets a massive boost but at current rate it would take something huge to get 1M before eoy
>>29836811they're all in the public sphere. I assure you they've seen much worse sent directly to them.
>>29836949She bought a 5800 XT + rtx3080 PC. I refuse to believe she's still living like that.
>>29836976Why Ina?Amelia will win in Smash because she is a GAMER
>>29836572Not really, if you look at her MVs she sometimes does near-perfect english. Her stunts might not always work, but she knows what she's doing.
>>29836978She'd have to pull 6000 per day every day
I know Ame fiinally did a sponsorship stream, probs Enma pushed for it after all the La Noire stuff, yet if she happens to do other ones for reading in the future and gets more comfy with asmr, we gotta convince her to get a ku-100 teammates
>>29836987AHHHHHH IT HURTS BUT IT'S ALSO SO CUTE
Guys.. I bought some ecchi manga with the code and THIS guy appeared. Did he finally..?
>>29836978I dont think so
>>29836227>pic's missing HoloCN and HoloID
>>29836940
>>29836758If you're implying I'm samefagging, I'm sorry to disappoint.
>>29836963Funny thing is she doesn't speak Japanese like that
>>29836949Ameniki would beat you up.
>>29836877Alice is deadThe Queen of Hearts is triumphant.
>>29836978Impossible. She would need 7k daily new subs average from now til the end of the year. Only Pekora can reach 1 mil before the end of the year.
>>29836961>>29836935I wonder what kind of cool essentials lists these paragons of masculinity have posted.
>>29836929Not really, the material was weak enough she couldn't really get anything out of it. I think one thing of note is shes getting a computer upgrade soon and may take a few days off for that.
>>29836929Read two chapters so far. Story itself was pretty bad but Ame was comfy as always.She also seems to think Gura may not be perfectly flat beneath that hoodie.
>>29836978She's trying, and seems like she's having a ton of fun with the EN side of things. Really wonder what happened with the MC server thing.
haachama!?
>>29836949This is not nice I do not enjoy this
>>29837015
>>29836978No not this year. Huh... She might be top 3 if she keeps that growth up, that EN has been working for her.
>>29836988
Haachama belongs to everyone.
>Haachama is for all guys
>>29836978just do the math, 7k daily growth in a month is 210k. she could but that's assuming she keeps the growth from her singing to 800k stream, which is really going to be difficult.
>>29836997I didn't know Mori was that popular with indogs
Does Haachama like the pepeloni toothpaste?
>>29836988if you've been around long enough you can recognize most of these pasta. Sometimes I think it's ironic but mostly it's some retarded lazy anti farming (yous). This pasta isn't even one of the funny ones.
>>29836949She bought a couch (she doesnt own one, only bean bag), she improving her quality of life.
>>29836965sorry but you are suppose to feed your retard birthcontrol pills so that does not happensorry you are not allowed to have a haachama if you cant follow the laws
>>29836227>Gura>She leaps out of bed with a smile and immediately crumbles to the floor passed out
>>29836227>wake up super early in the morning because my biological clock has hypertuned me for work>cat is snuggled adorably next to me>realize that it's the small hours of the morning>flip open my laptop and boot up Holotools>Kiara is streaming>bask in the warmth and positivity that she brings me >laugh and smile while I give my kitty cat scritches>get up and start getting ready for work and doing my morning ritual while Kiara is still babbling in the background >drive to work with a bright smile on my faceI'm gonna miss JP hours when Kiara goes back to Australia
>>29836976Anons itt will be the people winning in this collab.
>>29837031
>>29837000>fatherAme was born through immaculate conception anon...
Haachama is for all guys?
Do you think Kiara regrets joining hololive
/our/ Haachama
>>29836978She'll get close, but I don't think she'll quite get there.
>>29836978soon peko
>>29837030she was way cuter yesterday
>>29836978I really want her to but it's impossible if things stay the same.
>>29837031I always love these posts because not only do you expose yourself as a retard but you also expose yourself as a newfag who doesn't know how 4chanX works, so you think a screenshot proves anything
Just woke up, does kiara talk about Moona when doing superchat reading?
>>29837031Anon do you understand how easy that is to fake
>>29837053I see now
>>29836450>Items on or off? Who should I Play? What map should we play on?>No items. Fox only. Final Destination.>I-Ina?
>>29836963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTWgROszFPI
>>29837031no, he's calling you a dumbass for falling for the samefagging falseflagger, you absolute moron.
>>29837022It's a melancholy kind of moe
>>29836065Wow, this is sad.
>>29836694Anon, are you trying to kill Gura?
>>29837086She regrets not getting as many numbers as Gura
>haven't read a single en bookSasuga
>>29837005>HoloEN hype drives people to listen to hinotori>yt recommendation: Aki Rose's elven song>listen to that. yt recommendation: her fresh acoustic stream>Ave Mariagotta be some people falling into Aki right now.
>>29836978Not at the current rate. Not even close.
My guess for each girls main>Ina: Joker>Ame: Cloud>Gura: Ganondorf
I want to make the Rape of Nanjin look like a fucking joke
>>29837086She got to directly interact with her oshi for over 60 minutes. No regrets.
There is literally no reason for Haachama not to be more popular than Pekora
Sometimes when I push Haachama into doing lewder things I feel like someone who manipulates a retardBut then my dick is hard so there's that
sleepychama
>>29836470Time to set this as my alarm
I just woke up /hlgg/ how was the Mori Korone collab?, I saw it was 66 minutes and laughed audibly.Also how did the Amelia story stream go?, never heard of the novel before.
>ame streams readalong>haachama says she hates booksWell well well...
Guys I need to sleep and I need ASMR ASAP. What's in Polka's member streams?
>>29836949Ame would probably enjoy it too
https://poal.me/k49bruhttps://poal.me/k49bruhttps://poal.me/k49bru
>>29837086Why would she? She’s done nothing but gush about how much she loves it.
new narrative>rrats are starved and are numberfagging/tribalposting to try and avoid starvationFuck off and stay fuck, takos are my brost. KFP
Watching romcoms with Haachama...
>>29837057>it's true because its in spoilers
>>29836978How is Aqua so popular when she lacks meme content other have?
>>29837014She bought the computer instead of non plastic cutlery
>>29837099She can't tell us she loves us everyday. That would be way too embarrassing.
>>29837057For the sake of my sanity my theory is that this person made this whole post up. Did it all to get (You)s. Thats easier for me to accept. Im coping.
>>29837125gura already said pikachu and meta knight in brawl
>>29837143But it just stirred a lot of doxfags and antis into a frenzy and they always have such mean things to say about her...
Bros why do I have the urge to protect this degenelate?
>>29837104>>29837106I know there are a million ways to fake or hide (You)s, you'll unfortunately just have to take my word for it.Keep crying and circlejerking about boogiemen, I guess. That's the official past time of Kiarafags as far as I can tell.
>romcomshaachama pls
>>29836987Our girl Calli > Our boy Mori
>>29837136Watch latteasmr
>>29837135the thoughts of others feels strange to the retard brain, you must understand
>>29837086I think she is doing better than before. not like I know her or something.
Way to breach containment poalfaggots
>>29837153Peko doesn't have meme content.
>>29836929The threads were the only good part of it. Don't bother.
>>29836987KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>29837015Ame isn't very good at games that aren't mainstream multiplayer FPS.Ina will dominate through superior tactics - i.e. zoning and item spam.
>>29837134IMO, the best EN/JP Collab so far
>>29836518Chumbuds, you really need to stop saying the quiet part out loud.
>>29836976>>29837015While not exactly Suisei-tier, Ina is a tryhard that practices off stream.
>>29837163nice
>>29837067Are there any good or entertaining pastas that could be considered anti posts, but are soulful enough and get a pass?
>>29837163Your blain's bloken
>>29837125>>29837161I'm sure they'll all switch characters multiple times. Gura is probably going to try Ganondorf at least because her chat asked her to.
>>29837073You are scared of the superior chama race immune to poisoning and diseases. I will breed Haachama enough to create an army of retarded super soldiers!
>>29837180Don't blame me, I always set me poals to not be publicly listed
>>29837163because she is underage breeding material
>>29837166It's time for SuperNenechi to shine.
>>29837106>>29837104"you lie!!" accusations with no conclusive proof is the most pathetic argument one could make
Haachama likes the pepeloni?
SHE SAID THE P WORD
>>29837108She said she got a little jealous that all anyone talks about with the collab is the Moona encounter rather than anything else.Also the whole Moona encounter wasn't planned, Moona just showed up because Moona does as Moona do.
PEPELONI!
>>29837014Did she say that today? Is it a prebuilt? I'm surprised she was able to find stock.
>>29837165Just stop trying to start shit retard.
Am I getting dumber or is Haachama's english much better today?
>>29836978Anon, you don't understand. It's 2020 who won't end until Haachama reaches 1 million.
>>29836742I really need to watch more Aki
>>29837127Bro thi sis epin.... i will share this on Parler
>>29837099I don't blame her desu, her Mario Kart and Thanksgiving streams were a new peak of cuteness that I didn't think could be achieved in this world.She has more streams coming up though so have faith.
>>29836470This reminds me exactly of how my mom used to wake me up in the morningI'm not sure how that makes me feel.
>>29837134Mori collab went really wellAme stream was alright but I guess it was a bit boring. I only stuck around because Ame's my oshi
>>29837035I love AmeliaI love Ameniki
>>29837153Shes part dumb sexy retard like haachama and part cute gfe like rushia and part sufferkino like kiara. Shes not the best at any of them but it's a very powerful combination.Also she apparently SLAYS at difficult games somehow.
>>29837005Aki is great at singing, has a good voice, a nice personality and acts pretty smart generally.. but somehow she is kinda bland.
>Haachama likes SpriteI didn't know she was black.
>>29836976I would have voted Ame but her performance in both Odyssey and Mario Kart prevent me from doing that
>>29837134>I saw it was 66 minutes and laughed audibly.It was intended to be that length.It went very well, they both had fun and will likely collab again in the future.
Haachama is a Spritechad
>>29837041I thought she's getting a prebuilt, why would she take days off for that?
>>29836949Ame's destiny.
>>29837127BASED COMMIE DESTROYER
>>29837235sprites good for cooking
>>29836978I think there's a decent chance. I think it mostly rests on Gura increasing the overall exposure of hololive and Haachama capitilizing on it.
>>29837130There's part of me that wants to protect Hachaama from the corrupting elements of the world.And then there's part of me that wants to be one of those corrupting elements.
>>29836671I recognize>Burnout Syndromes>FLOW>JUNNA>Akesobi Rockets>Lisa>May'n>yanaginagiMoona's going be on the same stage as them?
sprite is based
>>29837235I'm white and that's my favorite soda
>>29837216its the same as usual
>>29837180Why are poalposters using that website anyway?
I really really like it when she says pepeloni...
>>29836985She is genuinely a great singer, just listen to this:https://youtu.be/IN0KT2ABM10She has a great fanbase plus isn't as popular so she has the underground charm stillPlus her hips are dangeroushttps://youtu.be/Ii7rtNaGlls
>>29836227>Aloe>she wakes me up riding me in cowgirl position
>>29837235Since when is sprite associate with being black?
>>29837162What she has now is nothing compared to what she's been through in the past. At least now she has people to take her side.
>>29837259No you're not
>>29837235She didn't say anything about watermelon Arizona
>>29837127Holy based
>>29837057Well, that explains the mass deletions.
>>29837031All me btw
>>29836978the most important is that gura will become the second biggest vtuber channel in a few days
Dr. Oopsiechads ww@
Haachama really needs to take some phonetics classes and stop those 'r' sounds from becoming 'w' and 'l', among other stuff.
>>29837235Japanese love fried chicken and watermelon.
>>29837242a pc still requires setup even if you're not building it from scratch
>>29837230Her off the charts autism is what allows her to beat difficult games. Watching her Jump King playthrough live is one of the most entertaining things I've seen from Hololive.
I want to convince Haachama to make turducken for Haachama cooking.
>>29837235Do americlaps really?
Haachasling......
did I hear somebody say sprite cranberry
>>29837269Qing James is in Sprite ads
>>29837086Anon... There are more decent and prideful ways to seek (you)'s.You're better than this, come on.
>>29836671>KOEDAI don't know why it feels weird to see her there.
>>29837269Since the NBA sponsorship.
>>29837267>she then vanishes and you wake up for real
>>29837057Yeah sure, and I actually am responsible for most of the OC here and I am at least 30% of posters in any given thread
Hey gura wants to play smash?
>>29837057What a fucking autist I can only hope this was bait to get (you)s
I really hope rrats wont try to spin narratives out of the smash collab, at least when it comes to their individual performance in the game.
>>29837299>>29837308If every product with a black person pitching it were for black people, white people would have literally nothing left to eat or drink.
>>29836987Calliope Mori is straight up pulling a reverse Haachama.>Akai Haato is a seiso tsundere -> Haachama is a bumbling retard>Mori autistically screams all the time -> Calli is a soft-spoken seiso GFE
>>29836671Gotta admit IDs can sing really fucking well
>>29837235let me guessyou like black coke
>>29837313He did nothing wrong, she wanted it.
>>29837265I maintain that Shallys is the best produced music video Hololive's every produced. There's so much 3D work in it that it must've been super expensive. Choreography and music are great too.
>>29837235sprite is the best fight me faggot
Imagine the smell
who's more retardedAme or Haachama?
>>29836988There was some guy that thought he was on a "meido backed crusade to remove the western whores from /hlg/". There are unironic schizos here.
>>29837086I think if she didn't get accepted she would legitimately kill herself
>>29837134One of the best collabs, easily. Even if you don't enjoy Mori it isn't too bad.Ame book reading was okay. I don't think it's a great format for streaming, but Ame can carry a lot.
>>29836985GOD tier asmr. Loves her fans dearly. Amazing voice
>>29836593Eigo training for Her
https://litter.catbox.moe/g1up37.webm
>>29836847lmao imagine the shitstorm it would cause just because it was written by a femcel.
>>29837313Is he still cancelled?
>>29837321If you stick around in these threads during a smash collab then you're making a mistake in general I think.
>>29837192Have you seen the L4D2 stream? Ina's numbers were consistently at the bottom, except accuracy. Enma, who randomly joined in the middle of the stream, had a better score than her.
>>29836752where are you seeing that? i see nothing to suggest it's been moved.
>>29837163Because she is a danger to society and herself
>>29837343 not even a contest haachama is one of the most retarded holos
>>29837350She loves her boyfriend more
>>29836593Stream ends when Haachama gets up.
>>29837325Touche. Everything white people eat becomes globalized, hence there's nothing unique left. You cannot flex your signature food anymore when everyone has eat it at some point.
I want to impregnate this retard.
>>29837343Ame, Haachama is just pretending to be retarded
>>29837288thats a jap thing. they cant pronounce L as anything but R without extreme effort. it's endearing at least.
>>29837343Haachama is a genius,Both her physical and mental capabilities most likely exceed every other Holo, we just don't know though.
I can't believe Haachama is fucking dead!
RIP Haachama
Haachama is dead
I can't believe Haachama is dead.
>>29837269I don't get American retardation. It's like black and chicken.Everyone likes chicken, it's the universal meat.
>>29836843>So butthurt he does a compilation of posts he didn't likekusa
>Haachama is dead
Guys, Hachaama just died.
>haachama is dead
Haachama is DEAD
>>29837343Amelia
>>29836985>Charming, womanly, unique voice>Fun personality>Humorous banter>Super cute flaps>Super cute eigo>Fantastic vocals and original songs
>>29836654Watch the stream. Kiara specifically said that Moona claimed it was an accident, and also said she was annoyed by it and annoyed that there is no fanart of anything other than the Moona incident.
Just realized the smash collab is going to really bring out all of the unironic cunny posters.
>>29837385Yeah but she's young, it's still possible to correct.
>>29837343Ame for sure.Haachama is so smart she can perfectly mimic a retard
>>29837350Is all her ASMR gone?
>>29837362Only Amelia was clearly better than Enma tbf and even then she got outscored in one section.But either way we already know that Ina sucks at FPS, maybe this will be different. I'm not really betting on anyone though since idk what to expect.
>>29837211>Wasn't plannedwhew
wtf why is it so expensive? Those guys really want Ame to buy this?
>>29837383Anon, you can stare into the abyss for only so long before it becomes a part of you
>Haato>Dead>Haachama>DeadW-what's the next evolution, guys?
>>29837408by "the stream" I mean her superchat stream from today, at the very start she expressed annoyance with Moona. Kiara was definitely mad
>>29837408What stream?
YAB
Haachama is the retarded imouto that you have dirty thoughts about and have to consciously put an effort in to not just breed her on the spot. Prove me wrong.
Where the fuck is Ame's SSB link?
>>29835971Will be there.
>>29837289>The Japanese were Afrikan Kings and Queens this whole time
>>29837363Probably basing that off Gura's schedule since she put it an hour later than Ame and Ina did.
Is this a youtube bug now?
The Return of Haato.
>>29837427N-No... it can´t be...
>>29837344That same guy is the main Gura/Kiara anti btw. First he started seething over the shark because she devoured everyone's sub counts, then Kiara because of all her JP collabs. When one of her collabs is happening and there are repeated samefaggy posts saying "[JP] girl looks so uncomfortable" "this is so bad" etc. Despite it being completely at odds with what's actually happening on the stream - it's that nigger. He's also the one who numberfags against Gura whenever possible or falseflags and then goes WHY ARE CHUMSHARTS LIKE THIS or whatever.
>>29836465>>29836503wait, what's the second one?
>>29837005Has she done any ASMR or was that all wiped in the Holocaust?
I can't believe Haachama is fucking dead
>>29837408Did she say this in her latest stream?
>>29837253Yes
>>29837409If only, they are based.It'll bring out all the Smashtards, one of the most obnoxious groups of people on the planet.>>29837408And you believe that? No way Pekora/Moona didn't plan for it to happen at least. Pekora LITERALLY talked about the exact way it ended up going down before that collab.
I can't believe haachama is actually dead
I just noticed, she used a Jolibee thumbnail heh
>>29837397Fried Chicken is a very popular southern dish, and Americans are retards that assume southern = black.No idea why watermelon is associate with being black though, aside from maybe the southern connection again.Pretty sure the association between black and grape soda is just grape soda being a popular flavor for poverty tier sodas that poor people drink.
>>29837288>>29837415I'm fairly sure I've actually seen her "correct" herself to the wrong one after saying it right before...
>>29837409It's also gonna bring the absolute worse in the girls. It's gonna be ame-zing, ina-credible and Gurrra-eit
>>29837426you think it's expensive because you're thinking like a consumer rather than like a producer. $300/month for production WAN service is basically free.
I can't believe haachama is as dead as akai haato now
>>29837325That's the goal, yes. Why do you think they try so hard to push that white people have no culture?
>>29837401Akai is fighting for control! She lives yet!
>>29836671I'm just baffled as to how Moona got on this
>>29837426Yes, literally no reason not to, she's a streamer, needs it for work, and makes >20x the installation cost in a month.
>>29837380And that's a good thing unironically.Unless you are an SJW and believe in cultural appropriation.
>>29837426>$1000 upfrontamericachamas...
>>29837385but whyits the othel way alound for haachama
did amelia cut out the intro of her readalong archive or something?
>>29837338Imagine the bite marks
>>29837343Haachama hasn't almost died multiple times
>>29837426All ISPs are jews. And there's no point in getting a beef PC if her streams still crap out from shit internet.
This is now the best video on the internet.
>>29837426Considering what she makes from a single stream that's basically nothing for something that will be beneficial to her business
what is haachama doing?
>>29837436Her morning stream. Specifically she said she doesn't dislike Moona, but she's competitive when it comes to Pekora because the chicken loves her so much. And she's open to collabs with Moona.
T-this song... NO OH GOD NO STOOP
>Haachama sad musicNO NOT AGAIN
>>29837440The collab is gonna be on Ina's channel
Haachama is FUCKING dead AGAIN
I can't believed Haachama died again! Two times in two days!
>>29837426xfinity sucks dick, the only ISP worse than them is fucking comcast
>>29837436>>29837468>>29837470Sorry, superchat reading streamhttps://youtu.be/bGq3FSkLrgk?t=569Yes, I believe it. I'm day one KFP and watch all Kiara's streams, I am pretty confident about telling when she's kidding around and when she's being real. Watch the timestamp I linked and you'll see what I mean. Kiara is clearly annoyed that Moona overshadowed the whole thing.
>>29837448gura's schedule shows 5 pm EST, 8 pm EST, 1 am GMT, 10 am JST, all of which agree, and all of which match the time shown on the stream countdown.
>>29837426That's expensive? I pay double this and still have a data cap...
>>29837409Wait, who was being ironic?
NOOO PTSD
>>29837429AKACHAMA
Oh no...not again
>>29837439I can't. That's exactly what she is.
Haachama not that song pls...
I don't fucking understand how people can hear Haachama speak English constantlyShe genuinely sounds like a mentally retarded teenager. I feel fucking guilty even listening to her, and for context, I've UUUOOOH posted more than my fair share. She sounds like if mid 2000s Ny****rs was both retarded and actually young. How the fuck do Haatons do it? Does she sound this stupid in her native tounge, or is it just a side effect of trying to speak English?
>>29837470That explains why Gura was being bombarded with people asking her to play Ganondorf.
>>29837343Haachama pretends to be retarded while Amelia pretends to be smart.
RIP in pepeloni
Goodbye Haachama
>>29837512she's dead
The sad bgm again. It was too soon for Haachama to be taken from us like this
>Haachama kicked from EN mc and now they cut off her live 2dHaachama...
>>29836548Nice anisong and DAT ASS.
>>29837429Haatchama
deadchama...
>>29837521Anon.... your branding reps..... Xfinity is comcast's rebranded internet service
>>29837439>Prove me wrong.I literally can't, you nailed it.
SHE LIVES!!!
Haachama is a fucking riot, I'm glad I started watching her.
>STILL ALIVIN
naRRATive: the smash collab is in Ina's channel so AOchan can ban Smash faggots
I can't believe Haachama is alive.
>>29837545Here's a (you) since you worked so gosh darned hard on that text. You deserve it, champ!
I can't believe Haachama is fucking undead!
What an absolute pro, just continues like she never died.
>>29837545You don't like retarded girls?
>I'm still alivingI love this retard
SHE LIVES
>>29837134It was good, Korone streamed her perspective so I'd recommend checking that out, at least for the parts where she's the one defusing.
>>29837439This
>>29837584god i hope so.
https://streamable.com/oyvo4s
>>29836548I really liked it especially that part Gura was talking about
>>29837509https://youtu.be/Pjb7P33N17kand also im rretard
>>29837426>1k upfront>data caps>those pricesWhat a pathetic country
>>29837570WHAT
Oh no. Haachama is NOT ded.
>>29837513Nobody should collab with Moona. She's too awkward and autistic
>>29837524Do Amerimutts really have data cap? I live in Brazil and pay $55 for a gigabit up/down internet without cap.
Have often do you clean your ears?
>>29837426Worth it if her streams stop crapping out all the time.
>>29837409>unironic cunny postersIve been here since day 1. Cunny is god's gift to mankind
>>29837545no fucking way you want her to speak without her chama voice?
>>29837570Sugoi... so this is the power of America...
>>29837545she's stupid and sexy and i love her. how dare you compare her to that stupid pink cat slut?
AKAI HAATO LIVES!
Haachama LIVES
>>29837475
HAACHAMA NEVA DIE
>>29837426Why are Americans ISPs like this?You can get 500mbps internet for 15 dollars in Bulgaria
>>29837545She does sound slightly more retarded in English, yes.
>>29837522I don't buy it still. Pekora and Moona planned it, they just didn't tell Chicken.
>>29837545sounding like a retarded baby teenager is the first step in not sounding like thatIf she keeps her reps up shes gonna be a geniuschama
>>29836559What happened? Or is it that story about being bullied for poor English?
>>29837362But... this isn’t Left 4 Dead. This is Smash. They’re entirely different games, or am I mistaken?
>>29837584I hope its true, AO-Chan is our only hope when the checkmark smashfags start to show up en masse
I RIVEI DAI RIVE AGEN
>>29837439Can't disprove the truth
>>29836654https://streamable.com/ts8xu0She actually sheeting you know
>>29836548P. decent except for the English bits
How are the Barbie Horse Adventures - Wild Horse Rescue permissions looking?
>>29837516Someday, it'll be real
>>29837426>For the first x monthsOh god, they still do that?
>>29837632You didn't watch what I linked, then. Moona specifically told Kiara it wasn't planned, unless Moona is lying it really was an accident.
>>29837545No idea, I just want to put my dick into that idiot and fuck the retard out of her.Her stupidity makes her hotter.
>>29837545>She genuinely sounds like a mentally retarded teenager. Anon... that's the reason why I like her
>>29837609No halfway decent ISP in America has a data cap. I've seen others talk about having one and it shocks me every single time because I thought it was just a shitpost.
>>29835852Punished haachama
>>29837609Yup, our internet is worse than a third world country. If you live outside a city you're basically super fucked. If you live in a city you're just regular fucked.
Moona x Kiara collab when? The two should become great friends instead of love rivals.
>>29837134Only Mori's was that long, because of the intro and outro remix clips she always puts in her streams. Korone's is 61 minutes.
>>29837639WHAT HAPPENED TO HER EARS
>>29837426If you have FiOS in your area it's easyIf it's Comcast, you get milked dryIf you live outside that, you're up to either local providers for fiber, or you just get FUCKED out in the country
>>29836987>Your boy? Is he an old friend?
>>29837609Varies from place to place. More rural/underserved areas get screwed because there's basically 0 competition. Big cities, you typically have options.
>>29837651DO U RELLY BELIEB IT
this guy
Reminder that Pekora got attached to Moona because she wanted to use Moona to help improve her English and social interaction in preparation for collaborating with Kiara.
>>298376102-3 times per day
>>29837522>Can you stop pff thingheh, that's what you get when you mistranslate pff as tch
>>29837439how did you read my mind
>>29837584now this is a narrative I can get behind
>>29837630Because the real cost is having to live in Bulgaria.
>>29837545She sounds like an ESL, not retarded.It might just be how high pitched her voice is?
>>29837674Self...respect...
>>29836671How?!?
>>29837640lel
>>29837662>They play Super Bunnyman>Stream lasts for 66 minutesPottery
>>29837671E L I M I N A T E D
>>29837509just got here, what are you talking about?
I can't believe Gura and Ame hate Kiara so much they told Ina to put a SMASH COLLAB on her channel
i cut gura's alarm clock voice directly from the stream recording i made, and then i used aacgain to amplify it by 5 dB without re-encoding. i believe this is the loudest it can be without having to decode and re-encode it. the clipping you may notice was in gura's original audio signal.https://files.catbox.moe/xey5j6.m4a
>>29836561The cutest JP to me is still this kusogaki or the 0 year old
>>29837584''Based''
>>29837522Moona was definitely stream sniping.
Cleaning haachama's ears...
why is super stink bros on Ina'nis' channel?
>>29837693It's not half bad anon, things are advancing really well here
>>29837652Hatchama...
>>29837662Kiara was open to inviting Moona onto the EN server.
>>29837521nigga...
Anyone else pirates the movies for the watchalongs even though you have Netflix/Amazon? Watching on those webplayers sucks dick. I wonder if easier syncing is worth watching it legally.
>>29836987>MK Holo victimis this a Negative XP reference?
>>29837705:(
>>29837725So she can actually have a stream
>Haachama's English isn't strong enough to actually sound disgusted so she just winds up encouraging even more degenerate commentsI almost feel bad for her
>>29837584Based
>>29837609Xfinity is america's largest isp and has a 1.2TB cap
>>29837448her whole schedule was an hour off this week
http://poal.me/ux2k2hhttp://poal.me/ux2k2hhttp://poal.me/ux2k2h
>>29837604She's so cute talking about animals
>>29837426$1000 upfront wtf?
>>29837310>>29837545why are transbraps like this? ruining and doxxing everythingt.brapkike
>>29837588I'm not fishing for (you)s, I just went in expecting my dick to get hard like Haatons say she can do, and I can't get anything from this in that way.>>29837593I think girls are cuter when they're almost retarded, but I prefer stuff like Korone being retarded in Minecraft, Haachama is reminding me of people who took the short bus and I'm not sure how much of it is an act.
>>29837725Go ask her.
>>29837659I live in a city and the closest I've ever come to getting fucked by an ISP is Verizon because they outright refused to give me Fios. I switched to Spectrum and have fantastic speeds now, only paying $40 a month.
>>29837684Moona...
>>29837426ISPs successfully lobbied/schemed/bribed the government into getting a functional monopoly.https://www.npr.org/transcripts/865908114
>>29837735I just pirate because I'm poor anon, why would you pay for a service and NOT use it?
I made a vim theme for tentacultists, no lightline support yet so the statusbar doesn't look great but it is 256color so it's not completely useless like a gvim-only themehttps://litter.catbox.moe/eyd0rr.vim
>>29837739No. Search up MKUltra
>>29837674>>29837698Abayo nigGUH
Ok, which one of you wanted her eat wax?
>>29837651Yes, Moona is playing along.
>>29837735no, we use cytube unless you have your own copy to overlay
>>29837670You can try to maintain plausible deniability, Mori, but we all know you're here.
>>29837584I'm glad it is. The only one capable of fighting back hordes of autists are the Ancient Ones.
This is why I love Haachama. She knows exactly what she's doing
>>29837735I pirate all my movies anon
>>29837684Really hoping the three of them become actual friends and bring unity to all of the Hololive branches (sans the Homos, but Amelia’s got them covered, so it’s all good.)
>>29837735i pirate because i can
>>29837785I think it's possible Moona regrets it and was pretending it was an accident to save face.
Ever feel bad when you see someone "only" got like 1k in donations a stream?Then I realize they made $300 or so for an hour or 2 of work so....
>>29837134Memes aside, 1 hours or "66 minutes" its the standard length for first time senpai-kouhai collabs. Theres very little exceptions, like the with Pekora earlier, where Peko was about to 66'it but then Kiara asked if they could keep going.
>>29837035i want to draw a pic of gura trying to get her younger brother to cosplay kirito with her. that would be kino.
>>29837711Based
>>29837522To be honest I don't blame her for feeling the way she does, but she really needs to roll with the punches here. It happened the way it did, time to farm content out of it by starting the Moona vs Kiara arc.
>>29837684https://youtu.be/RgpwAlLOFMg
>>29837751Why does the poll start at 1890? That gets rid of all the fun years.
>>29837609$55 bucks is big money for you and significantly less for the average American. Same reason you can go grocery shopping for so much less then an American.
>Haachama attempting to stop SC attention whoring.Gura would never
>>29837127Based
>>29837751why not the future?why not the distant past either?
>>29837684lol if you believe thatdelusionalpekora and moona are both shutin autists so they naturally get along
>>29837777It's more convenient when you want to watch random shit because you can just browse and start watching right away.
>>29837822>but she really needs to roll with the punchesShe did. If you watched the stream you'll see she played it off so well that people even thought the whole thing was scripted. It's just in hindsight that Kiara is (understandably) annoyed that her entire collab seems to have been defined by Moona showing up.
>>29837735I share it with my family but it's easier if I just pirate and use VLC.
>>29837780I know what MKULTRA is. I mean, he made a song about it and has the same titlehttps://youtu.be/md_JQJO_wqY
I want to see Ina and Gura BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF AME. Ame is my oshi btw
>>29837684I think the trio will become great friends in the years to come. After all, the journey has just started...
>>29837796And shows she does not have an Ego problem.If you can let yourself be seen as dumb and not care.
>earwax auction
>>29837778Neat, thanks Takobro
pepeloni
>>29837835>Gura would neverWho?
>>29837778I really enjoy seeing the cultists express their creativity across various disciplines, not just drawing. I bet Ina'd be happy to see this.
>>29837757Anon, Haachama is both the youngest Hololive, has the best originally produced videos on her channel (which frequently parody scenes from paintins/films that your typical zoomer wouldn't recognize), is incredibly savvy, and is rapidly rising in subs.She knows exactly what she's doing.Her Haaton contests are a masterstroke.
>>29837810It would be less than 1k after the streaming platform takes their cut.
>>29837426You could just switch to another ISP- But oh wait that won't change anything daaaaaaaang.
Cwone of Haachama
>>29837735The watchalongs until now had the uncanny ability to not be available on the euro-netflix and I can't be arsed to pay extra for a middling movie.
>>29837854It is a well known fact that teamates are both masochists and sadist towards Ame
>>29837756How is my post a transbrap's doxxing? I just still miss Aloe...
I want to watch a movie and cuddle with this pint-sized detective so fucking bad
>>29837757You just get filtered by her being dumb because she's now ESL instead of being literally unintelligible.
>>29837778>vim
>>29837881Hence the "They made $300" line.
>>29837165Maybe I'm a dumbass but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. The problem here anon and why people are so quick to accuse you of stirring shit is because recently Kiara has a really bad anti problem in these threads. The falseflagging alone has gotten pretty fucking bad. Kiara stream threads devolve into utter garbage even for the people who dislike Kiara since it's easy to be lumped into the extremes when you just want to shitpost for fun.
Is it known whether or not Ina is good at Smash? I'm willing to bet my i key for 3 posts that Ina turns out to be the best player of them.
>>29837735I pirate literally every movie/anime/music because of retarded shit like licensing and geo-blocking. No point in paying for an inferior service.
>>29837856I think Moona and Kiara just need to become friends. That'll fix it.
>>29837584>be new>wonder what the rrat thing about>this post finally makes it clickI feel so dumb
>>29837778>CBased.>your oshi>what programming language she'd use
>>29837522She went silent when moona appeared if I remember it right.
>>29837851Yeah it's kind of sad when you look through Kiara's post stream tweet and the replies are just FILLED with Moona.
>>29837778emacs is better than vim
>>29837905depends on how much practice she has
>>29836987K**** was such a drag... Every day she’d eat the same kind of food, dress the same, sit in front of the same kind of games... Yeah, she was just that kind of guy.But then one day, she goes and kills us all! She couldn’t even be original about the way she did it. I’m not complaining… I was dying of boredom anyway.But guess what? I will be coming back, and I’m bringing my new toys with me.
>>29837778nice, looks not too different from dracula. I'll switch to it for a bit
>>29837905No, but all signs point to her being bad.Let's be real though, all three of them are going to suck, and it's going to be fun because of it.
i'm sorry guys but i wanna fuck haachama
torn between wanting to stay on Haachama's stream to dilute the hentai, and wanting to leave so it doesn't look like this content gets high views.
>>29837684pff
>>298379051 asian vs 2 burgs
>>29837916KiaraShe'd use Scratch command blocks.
Have you ever masturbated while watching your oshi on stream?
>>29837778Based vimchad. Actually looks nice!
>>29837684https://youtu.be/C2fLbNv2SnI?t=118Anon...i...
>>29837905https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1332471375513096193?s=20doubt it
how will Ina ruin this collab? I bet she's barely going to talk
>>29837938Yes
>>29837912Once chicken realises the way to the moon's core is through her stomach it should be easy.
>>29837757I prefer Haato to Haachama. Her eigo only dark souls streams were peak kino. Too bad the holocaust + her transformation means we'll never see content like that again.
takobros are you hyped?
>>29837905She already said she has very little playtime, she'll probably be the worst, but they'll all suck.
>>29837854I thought you said you wanted Ina and Gura being the shit out of you.
>>29837609Don't you mean R$293.93
>>29837684delusional chickenfag
>>29837938Amelia ASMR
>>29837916KiaraRuby, because it was used by RPG Maker and she's weeb enough to pick a language because it was created by a Jap.
>>29837854Does Donkey Kong still have the infinite attack where he slaps the ground? If yes, I want Ame to use it on everyone.
>>29837915dont worry, youre still dumb. thats not where rrat is from
>>2983775180s bubble Japan
>>29837757good dog, filling holes
>>29837938Yeah, and I told her I was doing it and she started urging me on until I finished. It was great
>>29836227gura>wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes>eyes are still blurry but you sense something approaching>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazy bones!">drag myself out of bed, still tired as fuck>i want to see her smile>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven>sneak up on her and squeeze her right under the gills>"eeep!! bro, what the heck?!">kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing.">enjoy a hearty breakfast with my shark wifei hope you like it anons, i don't do this often
>>29837854Ame also wants that but IRL
>>29837265Fucking Kokia patrician taste subscribed.
>>29837938n-no
>>29837938I will soon. Gura RFA please...
>>29837938Not my oshi but Haachama ASMR
>>29837930Yeah I'm here for fun, hence betting my i key. Anyone else wanna bet keys? The others are A or G (or whatever you want). >>29837936
>>29837916AmePython for MLJS for displaying data
Looks like the chink roaches fucked off from Haachama's chat.
i want to see mori open a $30k dollar pack of pokemon card
>>29837426Kinda funny how the internet is so shit in cali that Gura's literal phone tier internet works about the same if not better.
So how much of a disaster the upcoming collab gonna thanks to the shitty nintendo online service
>>29837916>Gura>Html5
>Thomas sending yet another aka
>>29837938Only time I did that was Haachama’s KFC ASMR. She’s not my oshi though.
>>29837977
>>29837949>Kiara awards Moona a lifelong all-you-can-eat pass at KFPHoly kino.
>>29837929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM
>>29837835There was some guy who put some catchphrase for their channel on their SCs multiple times few weeks back and Haachama just completely ignored them.
>>29837426not that up to date on my tax codes, but I'm pretty sure she could write that off as a business expense. also, yes, American ISPs are really shit and incredibly jewish.
>>29837993Same, that chicken ASMR man...
Has Haachama called out this akasupa degenelate's name before?
>>29837938
Hope they all ignore chat during the Smash Collab. When Pekora streamed it, everyone in the chat just sucked the life out of her. Everyone she fought sweat bullets against her when she's clearly a beginner. 2 hrs of Pekora pretending to have fun with autists who are slightly above average in Smash.tldr: hope they just have fun, chat will no doubt backseat hard
>>29837938Only in the background.
>>29837916InaShe mentioned using Python before, so that.
>>29838012He's based, he always sends SCs like that
https://youtu.be/RgqJPNK6L5YMoona better buy a new mic before AFA
>>29837980God. I want more Ame Abuse.
>>29837235I didn’t know I was black
>>29837916>Gura>Scratch
>>29838010It's gonna be total shit. They're definitely on wifi too.
>>29837953>no Ina yesterdayOF COURSE I'M FUCKING HYPED!!!
>>29837988I hope it's members only.
>>29837426I do fiber for a living and my dream is that I can "Install" Ames fiber for her.
>>29837916AmeShe uses Lua (when she talked about making mods for GMod)
>>29837426Imagine complaining about $70 a month for 1Gbs Down/up.
>>29837938i touched myself a bit but i didn't masturbate because doing this in headphones when you live with parents is danjaresy
klaius
>>29837977uooh... gill gura...
>>29837938...maybe
>>29836739with Artia and Deluta both streaming but only on secret sub-only forums, there's clearly some contractual ban that has to expire first.
What happened between Haachama and Kiara? It seemed like they got along well for a bit but recently things have been kinda awkward between them
>>29837969I've seen quite a few newfags thinking that lately, but ogey rrat reply chains don't happen like they used to.
>>29838043There's not much besides that Chinese ryona artist
>>29837426>1K upfront>data capliving in Chile is good for me nowis that only for internet? I can get cable with most of premium and PPV channels for that money
>>29837997I'll bet my S Key that Same-chan will win
>>29837947do you think she ruined the Don't Starve Together stream?
>>29837938Thought about it. Kiara's ASMR is potent.
whats the problem with this guy
>>29838058You know you can negotiate the price right?
Haachama... I'm sorry...>>>
>>29838058>1GbslolWho the fuck needs eight of GB upload when streaming?This shit isn't enough
>>29838070What are you talking about?
>only 11k viewersHAACHAMA IS FUCKING FINISHED BROS
>>29837930Gura is likely to be good, since she apparently has been invested in Smash since Brawl.Ame is a smelly gremlin so she might be good
>>29838091There's no problem, the man knows what he likes and has the money to get it
>>29838091Nothing, he is based and SCs her every stream
>>29838072it became too mainstream and 4channel can't handle being mainstream
>>29837938Polka is my oshi so sometimes several times a stream.
>>29838091he does something like about sweat or feet for 100$ every single haachama stream
>>29838091This guy is loaded
Ina Ina Inaaaa
>>29838094>haggle with their ispdo burgers really? wtf?
>>29838065That seems like way more of a stretch than just assuming they're just wary of antis, especially in triangle's case.
>>29838091He doesn't have any tissues left in his house.
>>29838058imagine not complaining about X because something even more shittier exists
>>29838031I don't think they're playing with viewers, just amongst the three of them.
>>29838091Being far too based
>>29838052imagine the frustration
>>29837916GuraLisp
>>29837630jews, if something seems fucked up and anti consumer it's always jews
>Moona shows up in Kiara's stream thinking it'll be funny>Pekora is delighted>Kiara is annoyed but tries to make the most of it, and manages pretty well>Afterwards, the entire art tag is full of Moona art, "Moona" is trending on Twitter, and nobody seems to remember anything about the stream except Moona's cameo>Moona realizes her little stunt ended up kind of stealing the show and feels kind of bad>Kiara messages Moona to "thank" her for "making it funnier" and Moona claims that it was a coincidence and she never planned itAnons, I might be too far gone. I'm starting to believe a narrative.
>>29838070What are you even talking about?
Smash chads, are you ready?
is haachama really pretending?
Just woke up, what’s with all the SEAniggers currently shitting up Haachamas chat?
>>29837915keep lurking
>>29838115Polka is the only holo I've considered buying a membership but I'm conflicted... It's a lot of money for me to spend right now...
>>29838070if there's anything going on, it's that Kiara joked around too much about Haachama's cooking. It really came across as mean and demeaning, not the same way others have reacted to her. And she brought it up herself, and when it wasn't really relevant to the stream.Just people act like the boke sometimes doesn't mean you're allowed to sneer at them all the time.
>>29838122They always magically give you some sort of deal when you tell them you don't want their service.
BRACE FOR IMPACTTHERE WILL BE A SUDDEN INFLUX OF SMASHFAGS DROPPING IN TO CHIME IN ON HOW THE GIRLS PLAYI REPEATBRACE FOR AUTISTIC IMPACT
>>29837969
>>29837916MoriLuan (look it up)
>>29838070https://streamable.com/3hyo7h
>>29838058Man I wish I had faster than 10mbps upload here in bumbletown. 300mbps download is as fast as it goes too. How awful.
>>29838143I'm not a chad I'm a fucking autist and these 3 women have dragged me back into my addiction and I fucking hate it and Ganon is THE best character in the game
>>29838147First time?
>>29838152I would unironically eat Haachama's cooking.
>>29837653yes but most cable companies give you the introductory price back or even beat it if you call and threaten to cancel or downgrade
>>29838083No Watson ruined it for everyone for picking such a dog shit game that no one playing liked.
>>29838141That's exactly what happened. Moona probably saw Pekora say on stream how her fear was Moona and Kiara fighting over her and thought it would be funny to actually have that scenario play out.
>>29838122Not a burger but if you tell them you are going to switch you can usually get a much better deal. Did that with my phone contract and got 50% off for a year.
>>29838139It sounds like /pol/ nonsense, but yes this is true.
>>29838159
>>29838091>problemhttps://files.catbox.moe/h1qqkr.mp4
>>29838162THIS SHIT IS SO CUTE ITS TOO CUTE
>>29838159Ah! I see they started coming.
>>29838146Yes, but she's also actually retarded.
>>29838147The self hate is strong with this one kek
>>29838122Literally just threaten to leave them and they never change you fees or extra per month. It's the only way to avoid getting fucked long term.
When is Gura going to do that Dead by Daylight stream that got fucked?
Judging from Ame's decisions for holding a Thanksgiving stream on Thanksgiving day, I think she's from Oregon
>>29838159Forget how the girls play, they'll be spamming #freemelee
>>29838162very cute
>>29838031Nothing is worse than a mediocre tryhard.
>>29838144>be anon>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime>work was tough today, don't want to do anything>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you>something's touching your nose>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter
>>29836610I honestly think Ame would be one to actually spend way too much time in the shower every night. She would get in and not want to leave because the hot water is too nice, only to waste it all before you get in.
>>29838091at least I didnt ask her to step on me today
>>29838180>unironically losing to ganon playersoh no no no
>>29838147Lured in by the thumbnail. Apparently the fried chicken brand in the thumbnail is flip.
>>29837522The funny thing is that her views were doing extraordinarily until the shadowban. The short fake feud with Moona didn't boosted her view or anything. Yet it managed to stole the show.I fear this may make chikim to be more wary in doing collab outside Holotalk.
>>29838003Good riddance.
>>29838162she was really close to losing it that stream
>>29838141Moona is mega autist so she didnt realize this stunt would kill the bird. Bird needs to stop being autistic and forgive Moona.
>>29838141Kiara walked into it knowing this was a possible outcome given how well she knows Pekora, obviously she didn't want this outcome but is still making the most of it.
>>29838188The girls are truly retarded when it comes to picking games for collabs, it's sad.
>>29837851She definitely rolled with it well during the collab but complaining about it afterward wasn’t a good look for her imo. I say this as a day 1 chickenfag. Chicken has a bit of a tendency to let things affect her too much when they don’t go exactly the way she wants
>>29836978I don't wanna say it's impossible but it's a hell of a long shot that I don't see it happening.January hell yea and you can screen cap this
>>29838141That's barely even a narrative, I'm pretty sure that's what they said happened, just turning "coincidence" into "Moona thought it would be funny," and to be fair, it absolutely was, it's just that it had unintended consequences.
>>29838193Based Rushia
>DO YOU SPEAK MANDARIN?>DO YOU SPEAK TAGALOG?>DO YOU KNOW PHILIPPINES?How do we deal with these individuals /hlgg/?
>>29838208I think she doesn't have any family more like it
>>29838141https://youtu.be/9WhYvna6yFUMaybe you need to watch Moona clarification side
>>29838193Russia...
>>29838065Nah, the homos that graduated came back to their old channels pretty quick
>>29838159If any of them play Game & Watch and they don't abuse his retard magnets I will be upset and let you know about it.
>>29838203>>29838191>>29838156but i thought you guys only have 1 option for telecomms services in a lot of places. what happens when you threaten to cancel then? they just laugh in your face?
>>29838176I can't hear shit. What did she say?
>>29838208Yes
>>29838215>running out of hot waterDo burgers really?...
>>29837522Oof well I believe it. It must be hard to stomach that the moment you've been dreaming of for months gets overshadowed by someone else. Whenever Chicken collabs with a JP holo, the focus of discussion is usually on their interactions together, funny moments, etc. So she can easily go back through all the tweets and posts and reminisce on the collab. But after her BIG collab she barely gets any of that. I hope she doesn't feel too bad over this. I'm sure things will go better for her next Peko collab if they make sure to talk to Moona beforehand.
>>29838235>>29838188Don't starve was fun though and they enjoyed themselves. Fuck off.
I want to gain Kiara's trust and then emotionally abuse her!
>>29837851>Kiara is (understandably) annoyed that her entire collab seems to have been defined by Moona showing up.That's typical idol behavior, which demands all the attention
>>29838162My external sounds script isn't playing
>>29837475The first two are southern/poverty stuff. Fried chicken is popular even outside the south because it's tasty and cheap, so you'll see it eaten quite a bit even in cities in the north by poor people. Watermelon is something you can easily grow, so it was eaten a lot by the broke, which lots of blacks were post the American Civil War era. The watermelon thing has actually fallen off a bit in recent years but I still see tons of blacks lining up for fried chicken here. Basically cultural at this point. The grape soda part is actually the interesting bit and it doesn't have much to do with grape soda. "Purple Drank (drink)" is something that lots of popular songs/raps made reference to. It's actually a reference to a promethazine with codeine syrup, of which one of the popular flavours is grape. Grape Soda is basically the "fly under the radar" way to reference it. It's gotten slightly less popular nowadays since it's so easy to get ahold of other drugs but it used to be one of the casual recreational drugs of choice since docs used to write prescriptions for it left and right (since the other drugs were more heavily regulated). Ever since they relaxed the laws on painkillers and other schedule 2 drugs now everybody just pops those, leading to the current epidemic of abuse.
>>29838246Well, do you?
>>298377511940s germany with kiara.Im sure she would love to have our honeymoon at the Kehlsteinhaus.
>>29837938My oshi? No but I have during a Haachama stream once.
>>29837711>leaving the nameYou dumb bastard
>>29838246>he doesn't speak every language in existenceNunca vai conseguir
this song is catchy
>>29838272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGG3eFbspg
>I'm gonna go eat something, bye>cue outro>jk, superchat readingI thought she wasn't gonna do it this time
>>29838215You may be right, but it's just a joke because she used to shower very infrequently (was probably depressed if I had to guess).>>29838262Depends.
>>29837938No but it might happen if Gura does an RFA stream.
>>29838246Report them to their individual countries and have them imprisoned for life for treason
>>29837777I still download stuff for higher quality and so I can window it properly if I want to, like when Mori left space to put your video player on her watchalong, also I don't have netflix, and only have amazon prime for non-video reasons.
>>29838247She still has an aunt that definitely loves her, her brother(s), and her extensive family though
>>29838159Alright boys, what will they screech about?>they use stick jump>"they dodged when they should use shields">they don't know what short hopping is>they don't edge guard unless they use a ranged character>they "wasted their jump" when trying to get back on the stage
>>29838132Thank god, hope they don't in the future either.
http://poal.me/jbllvzhttp://poal.me/jbllvzhttp://poal.me/jbllvz
>>29837805Based
Why Ina will win?
has haachama ever cooked anything passable on stream
>>29838178>300mbps>here I am with 50I'm sorry anon, I hope we both get gigabit soon.
>>29838246Please don't tell me flips spammed haachama's chat with those drivelt.flip
>>29838312Define passable? I'm sure she eats that stuff, so by that standard it's passable.
>>29837977literally just saw this fan art but it kinda goes with the vibehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85950592
>>29838159uh oh stinky
>break out the food>mood and energy improves drastically Haachama really dies love to eat.
>>29838293Thank you anon-kun
ARIGATHANKS
>chat is disabled for this livestream
>>29838251I'll admit I haven't really watched Moona before, but holy shit she sounds different from the Ame & Gura tour.
>>29838031What the fuck? How do you backseat a fighting game?
>>29838305Forgot item rng. They're girls and almost all girls play with items on.
>>29838175>Japanese>Keeping things simpleWhat?
>>29838246Arm the Valiant Southerners to root out the tagalog city rratst. Bisaya
Here is your Ina theme for the smash streamhttps://youtu.be/jya2eBCDcW0
>>29838159It's on Ina channel so hopefully any autistic smashtards will get perma'd by AO-chan
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>>29838159Will complain about not using the kill throw/combo throw they had no clue about.
>>29838310because she's lonely and just finding time to play a game with friends is a win.
>>29838251Shes covering poorly for the scripted event lol. it was scripted.why else would Pekora give Kiara a diamond sword at the start
>>29838316I have 3
https://youtu.be/rn1xYA5fx1gMoonaMori Kazoo collab when
>>29838285name?
>>29838338You're gonna find out once this stream starts
>>29838338They'll bitch hindsight 20/20. Like, "OH YOU SHOULDA PUSHED UP+B BEFORE YOU FELL" shit like that
>>29837957It's Ame! Mario!
>>29838320Your kin spam every stream if every holo.
>>29838209I actually hope AO-chan caught wind of that and banned that term in chat.
>>29838251Seanigs lie on 4chan all the time, what makes you think a change of format changes if they lie?
>>29838316I doubt it. Got indian land to the north, and indian land/casino to the south. Running anything there is unlikely.
>>29838312would you eat a frozen dinner? Then you'll actually like Haachama's cooking. The presentation is awful and she makes some mistakes and the tastes might not all work together, but each individual component will taste OK. It's not like you need an iron stomach; she's cooking her own food precisely because she's incredibly sensitive to food.
>>29838359name!
Will Ame complain about input buffering?
Can't find Haachama muramura clip aaaaaaaaaaI'm so bad at archive reps
>>29838352well that didn't go as planed
>>29838215>>29838296I remember she once congratulated herself for taking a quick shower instead of sitting down in the shower and staying in forever.
Will Enma show up
>>29838334unless you want smash autists to start shittin up the chat it's better this way, let's wait until Ao is ready for action.
>>29837977Incredibly based.
>>29838152ESLs have a bad habit of coming across like complete assholes when they speak english, even when they don't mean it
>>29836949Thanks for making my dick hard anon.
>>29838259it's a customer service script and the person on the phone is in another city or another country, they don't know or care if you actually have other choices
>>29838246Please nuke us
>>29838380Is water wet?
>>298383121-2 of her pre-recorded cooking videos had decent looking food actually.>>29838141>>Kiara messages Moona to "thank" her for "making it funnier"Yikes I hope that didn't come off as passive aggressive as it sounds.
>>29838152Kiara is just too blunt. Her banter just comes across as rude sometimes.
>>29838320What are you doing to do about your countrymen?
>>29838380Does that even need to be asked? Of course she would
>>29838350 People here hate Ao
>>29838303and me
>>29838343I don't know. I just came across it the other day, but the dude who made it is hilariously autistic.
>>29837662They collab and end up getting along so well that Kiara ends up NTRing Pekora, and together with Moona eventually driving Usada Construction out of business with a new KFP restaurant in every chunk.
>>29838209>>29838369Okay shill
>>29838347Gura themehttps://youtu.be/tkzY_VwNIek
>>29838338>PEKORA YOU HAVE TO CHARGE HERO'S FIREBALL TO LEVEL 3 INBETWEEN STOCKS>How do you not know that you cant use level 3 Up B on hero without enough MP?
>>29838380She will complain:>My character is not good!>You jumped!>I can't dodge!>How do I block!?>I don't know how to jump!
Korone's english is surprisingly good. It's even more understandable than Haachama's.
RATE THE HAACHAMA STREAM
>>29838159Free melee bro!
>>29838380of course.
>>29838320Flips spam shit like that in pretty much every Holo’s chat. “Please speak Spanish” is also common.
>>29838347Enter, Gurahttps://youtu.be/-K5eqYUqgdA
>>29838208Jesus... This is literally communism
>>29838355Yeah Moona and Pekora were both in on it.
>>29838380>Will Ame complainYes
>>29836549The only good King cover I've ever heard from a chuuba was from a Niji (Melissa)tbhonest I think Polka can pull off a good cover of that song
>>29838358This was the first stream i saw with Moona and i followed ever since lol
>>29838396>Yikes I hope that didn't come off as passive aggressive as it sounds.Why not? I hope it did. Fuck Moona.
>>29838397Kiara's bluntness is one of her best traits in my opinion, but I don't think it serves her well in social situations. I still love it.
>hot sushihow?why?
>>29837584Based, meleefag deserve the rope.
Who is the artist for that Gura comic?
>>29838414cute/10
>>29838347Gura's themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-wu7UN9-o
>>29838404A perfect fit for Moririn.
>>29838379you seem to be mistaken.
I want to have sex with Festival
>>29838355>>29838371That sure sounds awkward as fuck for your coworkers to script something like this and play it off like it wasn't. Poor chicken...
>>29838347enter Amehttps://youtu.be/3GvnvBRcD84
>>29838382I don't remember that specifically, but I do remember her talking about sitting in the shower in general during her first week or so.
>>29838347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU
>>29838421We call it the left coast for a reason in the US.>>29838380>your character is OP>You practiced!
>>29838413Turns out living in an english speaking country doesn't fucking help unless you take classes like Korone does
>>29838413Mori Korone actually managed to outdo Haachama's score...
>>29838380She was worried in her readalong stream that she hopes her friends don't take her gamer rage personally lol. I think Ina and Gura know it's part of her appeal though.
>>29838320Do you know Pekora?
>>29838414cute sneeze/10
>>29838399If I could, I'd restrict internet access to those below middle class. They should be hitting up the books anyway.
>>29838305>>29838342Oh yeah forgot about items. You can also add>not playing on tournament friendly stages like that animal crossing one, or (god forbid) playing on that FE stage with 「The Incline」
>>29838406Ah yes, HololiveEN should become the next wave of backlash against Nintendo, they should go on twitter and spam the hashtag and stream Melee via Slippi. See how fast their Nintendo permissions get pulled.
Was Red Heart Haachama's final declaration of victory over Akai Haato?
>>29838414I think I might have gotten hidden/10
>>29838246just fucking ignore them. They will always be a distant footnote in history and they will always grasp at straws to feel relevant.
>>29838437>howYou heat it.>why?So it's warm.
>>29838320do filipinxs really?
>>29838162CUTE CUTE CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29838433Moona is pretty damn autistic so I doubt she knew any better. Had she known in advance that her appearance would overshadow the collab and upset chicken she would've never done it.
>>29838455Haachama literally takes high school classes though.
>>29838455If she had aussie friends it'd be a different story but chances are she never talks in class, just comes home and streams.
>>29838414Blain/Bloken
>>29838414Faster than Jesus/10
>>29838444mistaken be to seem you
>>29838452>I do remember her talking about sitting in the showerYeah she said something about like how she managed to stand up for the whole shower that day like it was an accomplishment.
>>29838421Fuck off underage
>>29838408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoQhSayIR4g
>>29838414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcu0xrRX460 /10
>>29838438They're crying all over the internet right now thanks to nintendo pissing on their shitty tournaments. Melee kids can't stop losing.
>>29838414Needed 3 more minutes on the toothbrush/10
>>29838246Get a job at youtube and start shadowbanning all SEAnig comments. No one reads their shit anyway so they wouldn't even notice
>>29838466I'd say lock them all on facebook.
>>29838487That's probably why she's not learning shit then
>>29838470I sure you like Nintendo's tiny cock
>>29838435Yeah I have no problem with her acting that way in her own streams to her viewers, since they expect it and almost want it. But if I'm being honest it was one of the things that made me stop watching her. It's just not for me.
>>29838208Wrong thread you dumb /pol/ nigger
How would a Shion collab go?
>>29838259They literally lose their job if they lose customers, so we both play the song and dance of "I pretend to cancel, you pretend to offer me a good deal by reducing the added $20/mo".
>6 minutes until impact>your oshi>will the collab suffer technical difficulties
>>29838489>Haachama doesn't have any friendsThis is true.
>>29838016Not kino for jannies.
>>29838347ENTER GAWR GURAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xti_6Bzpa8Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7c4hG60UYMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIYt5lcq3A
what excuse Ame is gonna throw this time?
>>29838397Funny how that works. Even in another language, the German bluntness is still there.
>>29838489all of her friends dropped out or graduated already
CAM ON, KILL TH' FACKIN THREAD
Kill the thread>Your oshi>Is smash a fighting game? and why.
>>2983851710 minutes of them saying a to each other
>>29838445This, but while a loli sits on her face and me and Festival make out all over that smooth cunny.
>>29838402Those are tourists from /v/
>>29838500nintendo is retarded though they deserve the negative press
You guys ever coom while watching your oshi?
>>29838520AmeNo, she will fix them
>>29838421this has to be bait
>>29838520InaYes of course
>>29838347This for Inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiw-J2nRH5w
>>29837338I dunno why but I like these images a lotMoe af
>>29838520>AmeIt will, but not because of the girls. Nintendo's online service is the worst.
>>29838520Ina yes
>>29838533GuraYes because I said so
>>29837938Yes.
>>29838533>Gura>It's a shitty party game that I'm addicted to and even the creator says it's not a fighting game
MOONA VS KIARAMOONA VS KIARAEVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPENMOONA VS KIARAPEKORA IS IN THE CALL!
>>29838162I love how she slaps her tail on the ground
>>29838524>I'm too stinky!!
>>29838296>You may be right, but it's just a joke because she used to shower very infrequently (was probably depressed if I had to guess).I gots the depression, can confirm. I used to barely shower, just didn't give a fuck. Why shower when you aren't going anywhere, or seeing anyone, or doing anything? Why would showering matter when nothing else does? Could go for multiple weeks at a time, although I usually showered at least once a week.Now I shower daily for work.
>>29838533GuraPff
>>29838520InaYes.
>>29838520KiaraWell if at least one is on wifi...
I hope we get far away Gura again.
>>29838541I just came.
God please don't bring too many Smash autists here
>>29838520GuraAbsolutely
Cover should just fire Coco, if you want to argue it's ungrateful to abandon someone that did so much for them, the chinese also did a lot for Cover when they were irrelevant anyway, both bring nothing but trouble now. Letting Coco go is the right call.HoloEN is so successful that nobody will give a shit too.
>>29838484Mostly just the fact that she lied about it afterwards is what annoys me so much.
>>29838413Korone is a U of Tokyo grad, has an english tutor, and speaks very carefullyHaachama is bookdumb, turned bogan, and speaks the first thing on her mind without correcting herself
Ff_ichigo_ on a specific social media site might have some new same-chan art if anyone's interested.
>>29838489I imagine Haachama as one of those Ojou characters who talks shit and then eats alone in the bathroom and cries.
Is Smash just on Ina's channel?
>>29838533>Polka>No, because it's trash.
>>29838520InaAin't an En collab without it
>>29838553Moona > Kiara
>>29838520guraIt's fucking smash's netcode of course it will
How big is chicken's harem at this point?
>>29838533InaIf your game needs an arbitrary set of rules in order to be a "fighting game" then it's not a fucking fighting game.Also Sakurai himself called it a party game
>>29838520>Gura>Yes
>>29838540Gonna be honest, I don't care enough about a 20 year old children's game to understand the controversy. Nintendo is pretty retarded in general when it comes to things like online play though. That said, I'm still happy they are making people like you seethe.
>>29837457The original quoted >>29836304
>>29838553Ina your stream
>>29838517A Shion collab with Gura? Terrible due to the language barrier. Without a language barrier it'd probably go great since she likes Gura so much.
>>29838533Gurammm... nah
>>29838495>>29838382Did some quick archive reps.https://youtu.be/iO6xEwdXk_A?t=518Man, she was always pretty cute.
>>29838569Her being a Tokyo U grad is just a joke I think.
>>29838533Inano because i say so
>>29838564but I've been here all along
>>29838537A SameFestival threesome...
Didn't ame used to play melee? I mean she does only shower once a week
AO better turn the fucking chat on before it starts, I'm gonna pop a blood vessel if I miss the start of the stream because of a preroll from F5ing
>>29838533Ameno
>>29838380You assume she knows enough to complain about input buffering.
>>29838567Imagine actually letting the chinks win
>>29838414It's crazy how she is one of the most lewd holos yet I can't bring myself to masturbate to her due to the shitty situation she's in, stranded in australia; meanwhile I jerk it to pure holos such as Ina and Sora/10
>Less than 3 minutes
betsnow
>>29838480>fluorescent lamp is invented by a flip>the Apollo moon rover is inspired by flip PUJThese are on the top of my head that is thought as facts here.
>12k waitingHere it comes
>>29838533KiaraNo
>>29838533AmeYes, its a game and you fight. Sorry combo autists, not ever game has to be a street fighter clone.
>>29838557I'm glad you're in a better place, anon. It's hard climbing out of the hole people dig themselves into when they're going through a bout of depression.
>>29838564I was always here except I hate the game so I refuse to talk about it
medsnow
>>29838568Yeah I feel you. That's pretty shitty.
>29838567(You)
>>29838533AmeYes, Melee is the most entertaining game at the past few Evo.
>>29838533InaIt's in the very rare genre of party fighting games
>>29838605Gura's button mashing wins her most matches
>2 minutes and still no chatb-b-but my emotes!
>>29838605Gura is either gonna use Kirby or a heavy character
>>29838602Coco already let them win by taking a break
>>29838607Oh boy, the chat will be a mess.
>>29838533MoriNah but it is pretty fun
>>29838533MoriWho cares, melee is shit and the new games get boring quickly.
>>29838141>>29838190>>29838231>>29838396>>29838433>>29838484Are you falseflaggers or autists? Who gives a shit? If it was staged, then whatever, it was funny, one of the highlights. If not, then also good fun, Kiara ain't an idiot and is aware of the memes. What the actual fuck. Am I the retard falling for it? For some reason this autisitc discussion has being going on throughout most of the threads since the collab.
Place your bets now!>who will be best?>who will be worst?>who will get double teamed by the others the most?>will /v/ermin ruin the thread?>will we get any cute ship moments?
>>29838380She's not streaming from her channel right? So she will probably be playing in handheld
/v/ coming through!
>>29838533AmeIn competitive yes, otherwise no.
>>29838605Ina will show her sadistic side
>>29838567The dragon must be fired from the company to restore COVER. The fan will continue to descend until this happens.
>>29838605Gura will get lucky with items.
>>29838567>nobody will care about a coworker getting the axe for other reason than being hated by bugmen>none of them are aware that they're next on the list, because bugmen want all of Cover to die>nobody will quiet in disgust when their employer is too disloyal to its talent
>>29838581cope, it's a fighting game
>>29836509That thing was way hotter than it had any right being
Is Aqua the only decent Smash player in Hololive?
>>29838413Korone has better pronunciation but can't make full sentences. Haachama English is a combo of two accents and her on-stream voice so the pronunciation gets weird but her grammar is much better.
>>29838569Korone is an ex-bully/delinquent, a Tokyo U graduate and had been divorced 5 times. How does she find the time?
>>29838533InaIt's a subgenre of fighting game, anyone that says otherwise is an asspained FGCfag
>>29838489Considering she's an international student, she'll probably only talk to other Japanese people.This happens with Chinese students so might be the case for other asian internationals
>>29838584I'm not seething, I don't play Melee. Nintendo has pissed me off for years with their stupid ass decisions. They deserve to be shat on.
>>29838533>Kiara>Yes, but not a as fighting game that people should be competitive about as it was designed as party game
>>29838630Did you watch Kiara's reaction? You might be missing context because the fact that there are hurt feelings isn't speculation.
>>29838520MoriYes, but Ame will fix is quickly
How smart is Haachama for having member streams at 6.99? You're just priced in and it's hard to feel bad about it.
>ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅswhat does it mean?
Predict Watson excuses>Ina has the hosting advantage
>>29838605Gura wins. Gura wins too much and sandbags for the rest of the rounds.
>>29838520ameit's a given
>>29838603>stranded in australiaShe already announced a return to Japan
I JUST WANT TO HEAR INA SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29838605DORF
>>29838606There's another one>Flips invented karaoke
>>29838533>Kiara>yes, but a very shallow one
More speed, I need more speed!
>>29838632>>who will be best?Gura>>who will be worst?Amelia>>who will get double teamed by the others the most?Gura>>will /v/ermin ruin the thread?Smashfags>>will we get any cute ship moments?No
>>29838567you think Fubuki will allow that?
KILL THE THREAD AAAAAAAA
>>29838645yes, unless you want to count some of the holostars who are pretty good
>>29838645once i seal a pact with the devil and become a woman with a magically created successful streaming career and then join holoEN gen 2, i will be better
>>29837190Listen we have boundaries and he has far passed it
>>29838633She hasn't upgraded her internet yet. Lag is still on her excuses list.
>>29838632>who will be best?Ina>who will be worst?Gura>who will get double teamed by the others the most?Ame>will /v/ermin ruin the thread?Of course>will we get any cute ship moments?Hopefully
>>29838605Gura will play Dedede or Kirby and accidentally kill herself at least once.
>>29838630I mean Kiara clearly felt a bit salty about it. Considering this was her big moment I get why people are discussing it so much.
>>29836433I think Ame knows her blush is cute. That's my only explanation for why she uses it so sparingly compared to her other expressions.
>>29838533MoriNot really, it's just because it has a competitive following doesn't make it a fighting game. If it was, there wouldn't be kids crying about the imputs for Terry/the Shotos. I fucking suck at fighting games and even i can do a quarter circle imput consistently, pulling off a buster wolf however is a little tricky for me in a 1v1
>>29838659Her title says LET'S SMASH
>>29838404>Look at modern western culture, especially the culture of Silicon Valley. Can any religious person deny that this culture is the product of Satan? And so their software is inspired by Satan. Is this the kind of software that a Muslim or any religious person should use?Thanks anon
>>29838483I will murder you if you call me that
>>29838533InaYes, who gives a shit about dev intent? It has characters who fight.
>>29836684Brushing your teeth right after is bad for your teeth as you are just spreading the acids in your mouth all over and rubbing them in, wait at least 15-30min
Ina's Aureola is not golden today...
>>29838567>the chinese also did a lotdoesn't matter, they're irrelevant.
>>29838496>>29838544Kill yourselves
>>29838622Anon... Your refresh reps...
>>29838632>who will be best?money on ina>who will be worst?ame>who will get double teamed by the others the most?whichever wins the most at the beginning>will /v/ermin ruin the thread?/v/ermin have always been here>will we get any cute ship moments?absolutely
>>29838645She's the only one in elite smash so yeah
>>29838632>who will be best?Ina>who will be worst?Ame>who will get double teamed by the others the most?Ame>will /v/ermin ruin the thread?No>will we get any cute ship moments?Maybe
ina ina inaaaa
>>29838672>dead hours alreadyWhat went wrong?
>>29838605GANONDORFS GERUDO COCK SWORD WILL DESTROY THEM ALL
>>29838651nah i think she mentioned about her being the only japanese student in her school
I LOVE YOU GURA! Have fun with your friends!
>>29838520gurayes
Be careful, the bugs are here. I saw some of those posts verbatim copy pasted from /hlg/ earlier in the day when their refugees came over here
>>29838685She's playing a game with awful netcode on wi-fi. For once, lag is a valid excuse.
>>29838605Ame will be more toxic than usual
I love you Gura! Try your best in smash ok?
test
i love you, gura! and ame and ina!
I LOVE YOU GURA!
KILL THE FUCKING THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Towa.......................................................
Luv u kiara
>doubling teaming Amehot
>>29838647She also practice boxxing... Imagine getting beat by Korone...