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Shiver me timbers

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>> No.29923717

Pirates are olev

>> No.29923735
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>>29923415
Where exactly is this tweet?

>> No.29923737

Second for primal ancient evils

>> No.29923785

>>29923737
>>29923735
delet

>> No.29923835
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>> No.29923864
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>more exotic than lame, generic vampires
>leaves sensitive bite marks all over your body to let everyone know you’re hers
>consuming your blood makes her easier to be impregnated by your sperm. Literally BUILT FOR BREEDING
>lays multiple eggs at a time, guaranteed to give you more children than any other monster in the series
>pisses off vampires
Why would you EVER settle for any other kind of bloodsucker? Vampires a shit

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>> No.29923911

>>29923835
I've been curious about elf oil.

>> No.29923966
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>>29923864
Vampires may suck but have you heard about Tomboy vampires?

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>tripping and falling into a sleeping fox's floof

>> No.29924102

How many tentacle slaps do you get if you say "Hey baby, what's kraken?"

>> No.29924145
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IT IS TIME

>> No.29924182

>>29924102
However many it takes for you to cum.

>> No.29924262

>>29924182
2 or 3, gotcha.

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>tfw no eldritch slime maid gf

>> No.29924373

>>29924298
Cored slimes are the best

>> No.29924391

>>29923966
I always wondered, what's with the autumn leaf aesthetic?

>> No.29924494
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>>29924298

>> No.29924564

>>29924391
Tomboys and fall aesthetic makes senses.

>> No.29924633

>>29924564
Even vamp has it tho

>> No.29924762

>>29924633
They're coping.

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Best pick up lines to use on a lilim?

>> No.29925048

>>29924984
Skinsuit? that's always been a particular brand of disturbing.

>> No.29925064
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Primordial slime

>> No.29925095

>>29925012
Don't need one. Just suck on the tail.

>> No.29925103

>>29924984
MGE skin theory????

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29925754

I like edgy girls

>> No.29925810

>>29925012
Just bully them and act extremely confident and smug. They'll have to accept your challenge after enough of it.

>> No.29925862

>>29925012
Break down and start begging as pathetically as possible

>> No.29925900
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do you have an image in your head, on what type of pantsu each mg wears?

>> No.29925958

>>29925754
How do cursed sword daughterus work? Do they just manifest a sword when they hit puberty and go shank the neighbor boy?

>> No.29926064

>>29925958
butter knife -> letter opener -> dagger -> dirk -> short sword -> gladius -> long sword -> ???
They grow up so fast.

>> No.29926191

Muscle waifus are great.
Big and THICK with muscle.

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>>29925573
>monster girl encyclopedia
>the hottest girls are cosplay-tiers

>> No.29926383

>>29924145
Time for Christmas healing?

>> No.29926608

>>29925958
>cursed swords are supposed to be parasites
>every other parasitic monster girl tends to reproduce solely via parasitism (matangos, ropers, p.slimes)
>you will now imagine your cursed sword wife giving birth to a fucking sword rather than a baby

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What is she trying to get me to understand?

>> No.29926695

Aside from siege and scout models, what other kind of automatons are there?

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>>29926608
>your cursed sword wife giving birth to a fucking sword rather than a baby
I'm switching sides now

>> No.29926732

>>29925900
my shoggoth wife never wears panties, but if she would i'd imagine they would be basic black and pale-purple striped ones. my kikimora wife wears open-crotch panties with a side-tie and a dangerously short skirt, and yet i still somehow focus on her massive chest more.

>> No.29926764

>>29926695
maid model before kikis and shogs burnt down the factory

>> No.29926776

>>29926608
Hey, if loving my beautiful baby gladius is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

>> No.29926799

>bikini maid kiki

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>>29926608
Butter knife? Letter opener? What is a baby sword supposed to be like?

>> No.29926818

>>29926695
Flight models and Fish models.

>> No.29926875

>>29926695
medical unit

>> No.29926937

>>29926649
how to slowly reach for the door

>> No.29926985

>>29926718
>>29926809
Don't post off topic images.

>> No.29926986

>>29926649
I can't decide if an ancient mindflayer or a loli mindflayer is scarier.

>> No.29926988

>>29926695
fabricator automaton, builds factories that build more automatons. you better hope you have the energy and mana to support them all
raider automaton, very small and very light, but dangerous when together with her raider pack/sisters.
riot automaton, slow but knows how to deal with crowds, usually with a lot of rapid attacks.
skirmisher automaton, like a siege model but for subduing a hero, rather than fortifications.

>> No.29927103

>>29926695
Matron models for child rearing.
Pleasure models that were as varied as the tastes of their owners.
Heavy assault automatons which weren't as strong or armored as the siege models but far more mobile.

>> No.29927199
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>"ara~ara~ so long since I've seen a human... A cute one at that..."
>"hey~ I'll let ya play a game with me if you undo these seals!"
>"I already know which your gonna pull first, its okay, let's have a little fun~"

>> No.29927439
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Why not go to where the warriors dwell? prove yourself strong the those who seek power?

>> No.29927440

>>29927199
>I already know which your gonna pull first
Does she? I don't see any seals on the back of her knee.

>> No.29927464

>>29927199
Yep, the knee one; I don't like how it's folded.

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>>29926608
>cursed sword wife gives birth to your “daughter”
>basically looks like a small, rather demonic looking knife
>as your “daughter” matures she slowly grows bigger, and losses her demonic appearance to disguise herself as a normal weapon
>once she’s fully grown, you sneak her into the weapons sales market, hoping she safely fools some unsuspecting woman into picking her up
>3 weeks later
>hear a knock at the door
>answer it and see some cursed sword chick you’ve never seen befo-
>wait...
>“Are you proud of me, father?”

>> No.29927619

>>29927439
because i'm not strong, duh.

>> No.29927637

>>29927199
I'd start unsealing her before she even finishes the second sentence.

>> No.29927649

>>29927464
>HFW you place it over her mouth instead and walk away satisfied.

>> No.29927785

>>29927439
Because fuck off I just want to fall into the Long Sleep in the boughs of a great tree, surrounded by peace and quiet and a lack of elves.

>> No.29927850

>>29925958
pretty much.

>> No.29927863

>>29927619
I do kinda want a woman who can bear strong children but that might be my lizard brain acting up again.

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>> No.29927945

>>29927439
Because I don't want to lose and get raped in front of the whole audience.

>> No.29927984

>>29927945
mansion has fuck rooms, if you get raped post-battle, its not public

>> No.29928181

>>29927984
If I'm going to get raped in a post battle room let it be a pent up Dark Valkyrie or Dullahan.

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>>29926732
>never wears panties

>> No.29929104

I keep reading "shoggoth" as "shaggoth" and now I want a lightning-eating dragontaur gf

>> No.29929111

>>29927984
Being room service for the warriors in waiting would be interesting.

>> No.29929410

>>29925012
beat her in a fight to assert dominance

>> No.29929414
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>Ywn get a full body tentacle hug from Asura Mythra for an entire day

>> No.29929464

rata interveiws you
what does she ask you? what do you say?

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>>29926367
Patently false.

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>>29926367
lolno

>> No.29929608

>>29929464
>what do you say?
I wash myself with a rag on a stick

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>>29927199
Sorry miss, but you wouldn't believe it: I've already been claimed by a sealed big tiddy fox.
I could give you a recommendation though.

>> No.29929739

>>29929464
"You're fake news."

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>> No.29929979

>>29929464
Why?

>> No.29930009

>>29929464
Gimme pharaoh.

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>>29925900
How would an oomukade wear pantsu?

>> No.29930139

>>29925900
>do you have an image in your head, on what type of pantsu each mg wears?
Demon: Edgy black-red thong
Dark Mage: Small white panties with lace and frills, hidden under the robe because they don't have sides but somehow stay on anyway
Wight: Expensive-looking lacy black or dark purple panties

I spend too much time thinking about loli ass and lingerie

>> No.29930249

>>29929464
>”so according to our data, you’re a good candidate for a rather large amount of monsters, you have a lot of options open, but instead you isolate yourself and drive away any girl who tries to talk to you. How long until you finally let someone in? Or is it going to take a big, strong, dominating monster to break into your life and force herself on you before you finally accept affection into your heart?”
>“Hah.. ah, well uh... er... you see I uh...”
>...
>*gets the fuck out of there*

>> No.29930302

>>29925900
>hellhound and red oni
>just go commando

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I want to ask for a Lilim's hand in friendship. Think one would accept?

>> No.29930453

>>29930360
You may get more then you bargain for.

>> No.29930594

>>29930360
manticores are great friends

>> No.29930605

>>29930360
as long as we don't hold hands if safe. Thats how it goes right?

>> No.29930789
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>>29930360
She would grant you the friendship of her thighs

>> No.29930818

>>29930339
>I kid you not she turned herself into bread

>> No.29930830

What if TWO Cursed Swords, but they're Soul Edge and Soul Calibur?

>> No.29930833

>>29930249
I'd ask for a list of those monsters

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>>29930789

>> No.29930883

>>29930789
I wouldn't mind that.

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>>29930789
A-are those... r-...RED EYES?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M BEING CORRUPTED. HELP ME VALKYRIE-SAN

>> No.29930958

>>29930898
Red eyes are perfectly normal. I see them at the convent all the time.

>> No.29931231

>>29930898
Valkyrie-san decide to watch and wait her turn.

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>>29930898
Druella really shouldn't sport a face like that. It's unbecoming.

>> No.29931324

>>29931260
what a strange looking elf

>> No.29931378

>>29931324
run

>> No.29931635
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I want a lilim to look at me like this

>> No.29931914

>>29930830
Hi Beast

>> No.29931915
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>>29931635
I want to pet a lim like this.

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>>29931635
>>29931915
I just want a lim to hug me. Can't mindbreak what's already broken :^)

>> No.29932050

What happens if you try to send a mamono a anonymous love letter?

>> No.29932086

>>29931378
I just want to play with her tails and wings.

>> No.29932186

>>29932050
>"I have your scent now Anon"

>> No.29932344

i like pregnant cats

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>>29932344
I like pregnant big cats.

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>> No.29932500

>>29932050
You know that game where you go to a random wikipedia page and see how quick you can get to Hitler's page from that one? It's like that, but with a monster girl networking with everyone she knows, and then they ask their contacts, which continues down the line until they find someone who can manage a tracking spell.

>> No.29932520

>>29932389
i like slightly smaller cats being pregnant but that one is alright

>> No.29932786

>>29932186
>not asking a married mamono to send the letter you dictated
Beginner mistakes.

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>> No.29933034

>>29932786
That's just saying to her "please, rat me out" instead.

>> No.29933152

>>29932050
>lich running PCR to trace your DNA
>werewolves sniffing the letter to track your scent
>anubis running an assessment of the postal service down to the second the letter was processed to determine where the mail was picked up and dropped off
>demon ready to match your handwriting
>succubi ready to track your prints
>cupids communing with Eros to detect lonely souls
>kunoichi and ratas working to profile every single man in the city to cross-reference
>ghosts and wisps asking the spirits who sent the letter

>the holst you sent it too is blissfully unaware of any of this, she's just happy her coworkers were as excited as she was that someone is interested in her

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>>29932520
She's a little busy tending to your first kitten at the moment!

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>>29933307

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>> No.29933422

>>29932389
That big cat needs a bigger cub bump.

>> No.29933542

>>29923864
>Can get easily killed by a good slap.
>>29924955
Sick
>>29925611
>>29926367
Great art
>>29927199
Totally got me into it

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>>29933351
The Pharaoh is awfully daring for one so easily flushed.

>> No.29933695

>>29933542
Lurk moar

>> No.29933901
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Rate my party.

>> No.29934044

>>29933901
Needs more pslime.

>> No.29934050

I wonder if there are haughty Nachas that try to prove they can go a month without biting their husband. I'd be super lovey-dovey with one all month just to see how she handles it, but part of me imagines all that excess affection would react to the venom in her body and cause health problems.

>> No.29934133

>>29933901
Too much melee. Needs a slime mage and a slime ranger for finding more slime.

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>> No.29934232

>>29933901
>Not a women wearing pslime full plate riding a pslime horse and wielding a pslime lance

>> No.29934383

>>29933034
There's always e-mail

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Santa must get a good view every year

>> No.29934510

>>29933152
just another job well done by the V-Team

>> No.29934613

>>29934426
Always like that pose.

>> No.29934670

The chances of getting savagely violated by a shameless and suddenly depraved kiki is small, but never zero.

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>>29934670
You can increase your chances by teasing your Kiki while she's doing the chores, buying sex toys for her, and leaving your semen-stained underwear around the house in random places. Then, when she starts to pant heavily when you're in the room, renovate her quarters and offer to share your bedroom with her. Her renovated quarters will come in handy 9 months later.

>> No.29935131

>>29934383
Eros backed gremlins would help them

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>> No.29935142

>>29934670
>"you'll be my master, right?"
>"RIGHT?!?"

>> No.29935189

>>29935132
You just made me realize something.

Ara ara nurse cursed blade scalpel girl

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>>29934426
Indeed.

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>>29929690
Really? I bet there's a convention of sealed onee-chan foxes now

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Does anyone know the reference of this pic? This artist often uses MTG cards so I assume it's from there

>> No.29936017

>>29935846
smothering tithe, I'd suppose

>> No.29936612

>>29935810
I would be hopeless against any CC Demon, or any CC for that matter.

>> No.29936756

>Ask your automaton waifu what her taste in music is
>She plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYqrVDlc_4

>> No.29936765

>>29936017
thank you kindly

>> No.29936968
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>> No.29937034

>>29934383
Prepare to get doxxed by gremlins and/or automatons.

>"Nishishishi~! Silly anon, you forgot to hide behind 30 proxies! But that's fine. I like a man who goes in raw with no protection."

>> No.29937092

>>29937034
To be fair, there are many methods to create burner emails. There's even places that create temporary email addresses that expire in a specified amount of time.

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>>29935846
Dump it

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>>29934383
>sending a love letter by email
>not welcoming the possibility of getting backtraced
Accept that you will be married to the girl you admire before the year is out.

>> No.29937346

>>29936968
>furious Anubis clicking

>> No.29937432

>>29937236
Pump it

>> No.29937504

>>29937092
Nothing is impossible for the infamous gremlin hacker xXx360HuBbyFXXer69xXx.

>> No.29937507

>>29937432
Grope it

>> No.29937533
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>>29936756
>ask your cursed sword waifu about her taste in music
>she plays https://youtu.be/RwAokN7tMus

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>> No.29937588

>>29933901

What would a slime carrier villain be like?

>> No.29937673

>>29937533
>she has mainstream taste
What about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnaClnVnj_c ? It's fitting

>> No.29937866

I just got done reading lanternon's pastebins, did he died?

>> No.29937950
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>> No.29938051

>>29937504
If she claims to fuck her husband, then why does she spend so much time hacking? That time should be spent fucking her husband! I have my doubts that her hacking skills are as great as she claims if she doesn't even have a husband yet.

>> No.29938054

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that putting out a sign that says 'this buff to fuck' may require in some...interesting parties gathering outside your domicile.

>> No.29938171
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>>29938054
Especially if there are no naturally buff monster species nearby.

>> No.29938248

>>29938171
>Lich 'desperate' for an assistant sees sign.
>Starts preforming spells that add muscle to her frame.
>Shows up without realizing all her robes are rather ill fitting now .

>> No.29938265

>>29937244
Jokes on you, I'm behind seven proxies and a VPN.

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>> No.29938479

>>29934232
That would be quite humorous to see.

>>29937588
Very Evil and extremely slimey.

>> No.29938507

>>29938265
Jokes on you, I anonymously hired some one to force some one else to post on my behalf.

>> No.29938534
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>>29937588
This, I guess.
>>29937950
Very qt

>> No.29938568

>>29938479
>That would be quite humorous to see.
It'd be badass, whatchu mean "humorous"?

>> No.29938698

>>29938568
mostly thinking about the derpy face. Like i would die of laughter if the horses face was just the smile instead.
I do agree the concept is badass though. Perhaps i get something like that with my wives soon. Have been wanting to get an image of them in more full armor recently anyways. Not sure on the artist though.

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>>29938698
>the horses face was just the smile
Thanks for the mental image

>> No.29938841

Instead of a Cheshire that harasses by having her ass be in whatever container you open, I want a buff Cheshire that won't stop putting her rock solid abs between my head and my pillow when I try to sleep.

>> No.29938941

>>29938771
Your welcome anon.

>> No.29939064

>>29938698
>Like i would die of laughter if the horses face was just the smile instead.
I hadn't thought of that, that would be pretty funny

Or maybe it could be on her shield if you don't want to go full derp

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>> No.29939103

>>29938051
Don't bully hacker-chan gremlin. She tries her best but always just gets bored and just plays vidya games. And she'll give her hubby a right good fucking. When she finds him. A 360 no scope fucking! She will be the l33test hubby fucker!

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>>29938698
>Not sure on the artist though.
Barb does clothes alright.

>> No.29939258

>>29939064
yeah thinking on non derpy spots the armor or shield works. Maybe an alt variant with the slime face on horse face and shield/armor would be good.

>>29939144
Could be a good choice. Sadly barb doesn't do commissions from what i know.

>> No.29939360

>>29939103
We've no time for amateurs, we have a serious case here. A fine young lady has received an anonymous love letter, and we need to trace it, pronto.

Who's our best detective?

>> No.29939451

>>29939258
Well for derpy armour she could have a frogmouth helm with the face on it somewhere. Or this
https://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Dark-Souls-3/fallen_knight_helm.png
This is the derpiest helm I've ever seen, it's great

>> No.29939691

>>29939451
By armor i meant the chest plate, but that works as well. I guess the big thing would be if the armor should actually just be slime or some hybrid metal slime armor.

>> No.29939769

>>29939360
Could use one particularly internet savvy automaton. But she only communicates via dead memes. After the umpteenth time hearing "All your penis are belong to us, lol." in a deadpan voice, you'll regret hiring her.

>> No.29939877

What kind of attractions is best for a demon realm amusment park?

>> No.29939913

>>29939691
I'd think it should look like metal - they can control viscosity and surface tension. Just maybe a little bead here or there for the reminder that it's slime.

It'd be like a non-newtonian armour, enough force and you might blow it off her in chunks that eventually consolidate and reconstitute, but slashing and weaker blunt trauma and to a degree weak thrust should be nullified. A strong thrust breaks through newtonian armour, so you'd want to rely on the deflection of the shape of the plate to turn that thrust into a glance.

>> No.29939941

>>29939877
I don't know but I need a manticore carney

>> No.29939950

>>29939877
Kissing booth

>> No.29939982

>>29939877
Lich-chans Laser Light Show.

>> No.29940053

>>29939769
>"Sucking husband's cock. Like a boss"
>Rickrolls
>Takes a crane
>Philosoraptor quotes

>> No.29940223

>>29939913
I see. So basically still slime looking? I would have to find an armor that fist well with that. Also for Pshog it would just be a matter of adding the droplets and small deformities as shog can change colour and presumably texture.

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>> No.29940503

>>29940223
I'm literally just imagining full plate armour but the colour of the slime, and with a vaguely wet texture.

Shogs are cheating, they can rearrange their molecular composition.

>> No.29940747

>>29926985
Shoot yourself in the head

>> No.29940891

>>29939950
What if the kisser is a child?
Wouldn't that be weird?

>> No.29940946

>>29940503
Yeah same here now that i get what you mean.
Shogs may be cheating , but she is still my wife so i will still get one with her as well.

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>>29940891
Of course not

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>>29940946
Heres your shoggoth knight bro. No need to pay, it's on the house

>> No.29941235

>>29939950
The only occupant is a manticore tail

>> No.29941255

Reminder that lizardwomen only love you for your powerlevel.

>> No.29941312

>>29941234
There better be some FAT Shog titties under that armor.

>> No.29941344

>>29941312
Euclidian defying.

>> No.29941370

>>29941234
nice. Thanks for the money saver man!

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>> No.29941413

>>29941370
Want me to do your pslime wife bro?

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>>29941370
Here you go man, I'm actually quite proud of this one, keep it somewhere safe y'hear?

>> No.29941875
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Big Cats

>> No.29941919

>>29941413
>>29941622
Thanks man i love em both!

>> No.29941936

It's not incest if you say "No chromo" to your daughter after telling her how sexy she her little body is. It's like saying "No homo" but you use it for your naturally-born monster relatives or recently-monsterized relatives. That way, you should be safe around them

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>>29941622
Oh and before i forget how about doing one for my daughter as well?

>> No.29942155

>>29939950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yVSBbW2i0

>> No.29942289

What would a pegasus's shtick when compared to a unicorn, a bicorn, and a centuar?

>> No.29942421

Someday I'll stop disappointing my waifu and go to sleep at a decent hour

>> No.29942464
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>>29942030
>>29941919
Yeah bro no problem, here you go man! All snug in her suit of armour and ready for the playground.

>> No.29942466

>>29942289
She can fly.

>> No.29942505

>>29942464
Thanks friendly anon.

>> No.29942665

>>29942505
No, thank you man. I studied Loomis for this, and I'm just glad to finally have a chance to prove myself you know?

>> No.29942734

>>29942665
I get yeah man. Great to see new artists.

>> No.29942926
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https://exhentai.org/g/1786392/dd56ab7d72/

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>>29942926
That man is living the dream.

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>>29942926
Oh no!?

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Gonna touch an elf's ears. What is she gonna do about it?

>> No.29944284
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How do the more warrior like mamono see firearms has?

>> No.29944628
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Every day hundreds of men get molested by young mamono..

>> No.29944691

>>29944628
How many get molested by old mamono?

>> No.29945415

What happens when you cross a Yeti or Bogey with a Manticore

>> No.29946386

>>29945415
The venom gives you uncontrollable urge to hug her back

>> No.29946729

>>29946386
such terrible power

>> No.29947134

>>29944691
Not enough.

>> No.29947389
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I've had enough of this dumb dog's barking

>> No.29948208
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Those foxes are up to something, I just know it.

>> No.29948224
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Paradise is living in a sandworm's mouth

>> No.29948445

>>29948208
Shady mofu mafia business.

>> No.29948541

>>29948445
The mofu mafia a shit. A SHIT! All they can do is knock things over with their shitty tails!

>> No.29948866

>>29948208
They're plotting how to cheat a chicken meal out of you

>> No.29948939

So if MGE dragon blood is just wine infused with dragon DE, what is MGE snake oil

>> No.29948941

>>29948224
All that you touch
And all that you see

>> No.29949249

>>29948866
Who knew that KFC was all I needed to land fancy mofu

>> No.29949334

>>29948939
Basically Mucus Toad mucus that's had jalapenos soaked in it

>> No.29949364
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Okay so let's say a new pharaoh wakes up. She's wakes up in some ruins in the middle of nowhere, in the desert. She has nothing. How exactly does she get a kingdom? What's the process?

>> No.29949371

>>29949334
BUT THEN WHERE IS THE SNAKE?

>> No.29950271

SHOG WAS PHONE?

>> No.29950285

>>29949371
No snek. It's a scam.

>> No.29950325

>>29949364
Attenborough told me that ant queens go in someone else's nest and obtain workers there by smelling nice

>> No.29950407

>>29929111
Going by what we know, the mansion is staffed by Kikimora's, golems and at least one wurm called olivia.

>> No.29950443

>>29950407
Wurm servant?

>> No.29950644

>>29950443
We only got one sentence about her, all we know is that the kiki's don't like the damage from her and selene's fights

>> No.29953661
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Cuddle foxes!

>> No.29954011

>>29949364
They live a desert with no food or water but they wake up and the area around their pyramid becomes an oasis so MGs and human flock there.

>> No.29954736
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>>29954011
>he thinks it just happens without careful management
Hmph!

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Reminder that shortstack monsters get turned on just from being in the presence of a tall human boy.

>> No.29954944

>>29954853
But aren't most human boys tall to them?

>> No.29954984

>>29954944
Yes. Unless you're some kind of super manlet.

>> No.29955044

>>29930898
I really like her design. I think it does a decent job at telling you her presence alone will fuck with your mind

>> No.29955117

>>29954736
I forgot about the importance of Anubis-san.

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>>29954011
>>29954736
I wonder where the oasis water comes from. Maybe a large underground river with assorted Arachne, Dark Elves and Dwarves growing mushrooms for wine.
Would be neat to see an Egyptian city in the middle of the desert that's only an outpost or a courtyard for a splendorous Undercity, and with all the agricultural heartland in the caves surrounding the underground river.
The Pharaoh, being of the Sun, could have a complex arrangement of mirrors bring down sunlight to her residence in the day, although it would be easier for a Grapesnake to take over if she smashed the mirror array.

>> No.29955178

>>29954853
But I'm a manlet

>> No.29955187

>>29954853
I hope they understand that men (especially me) get turned on as well in their presence.

>> No.29955258

>>29954853
I can understand them, I'd get turned on just from being in the presence of a 7ft tall monster girl.

>> No.29955656

>>29955164
Now this is the kind of fantasy I like

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>>29955164
I always had thoughts about cities caved into cliff sides with the farmlands being set outside or on top of the cliff.

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>>29955117
They make for a good duo

>> No.29956033

>>29955656
It's really a mix of my Dwarf Fortress blueprints / fever-dreams and random ideas from video games. The mirror array thing I got from Varchas in Sunless Sea.
https://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/Varchas

>>29955702
I recall, I've seen your posts around! Always reminds me of the time I tried to build a fort in the walls of a 100-z deep river canyon next to a waterfall.
I also have a tendency of imagining these cliff-side cities as being built in the perma-night of Undead-lands, with eerie green windows facing the sea and an ominous castle town at the edge of the cliff. I also imagine a little cove at the lowest levels of the cliff to facilitate trade with the neighbours (including mermaids). I may or may not be inspired by Darkest Dungeon for this, so feel free to conjure up Shogs and Mindflayers banging on the ceiling with their brooms.

>> No.29956038

>>29955702
I imagine them as a marble and gold city by a river.
>>29955852
They'd make a good pair of wives.

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>>29956038
Having your mistress enjoy her other loyal servant(also your wife) is top tier

>> No.29956399

>>29956033
>spoiler
Well I want to imagine the Underdark lit by strobe lights when the Dark Elves begin their Matrix Reloaded Cave Rave

>> No.29956718
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Silent protector of the forest

>> No.29956774

>>29956718
More like elderly transport bug who I use to fast-travel around Hallownest

>> No.29956802

>>29956774
Side-job

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How highly likely would it be that in monstergirl states (especially the extremists demon realms), certain forms of fictional fantasy media might be banned or criminalized? Because of the fears and concerns that monstergirls and other female human citizens will turn into fujoshis and husband freaks over fictional 2D boys and men?

>> No.29956975

>>29930830
what if Cursed Gun but it's a Soul Calibre?

>> No.29957049
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I realy like the decent into insanty that a cursed sword story could provide

>> No.29957086

>>29956975
How old are you?
>36... caliber!
Where do you live?
>ON THE EDGE!

>> No.29957124

>>29957049
You waste your breath Mal'ganis. I heed only the voice of Frostmourne now. She tells me the time to drop my pants has come.

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>"Anon aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls?"

>> No.29957284

>>29957049
>she threw away dagger-chan
;_;

>> No.29957287

>>29957260
They're not dolls they're action figures, Jesus Christ Marie

>> No.29957294

>>29957260
UUUUUGUGHH

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>>29957260
....no

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Gamble?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPIC-z3MJLM

>> No.29957906

>>29957668
With mad hatter and friends?

>> No.29957999

>>29957906
Everybody cheats!

>> No.29958104

>>29957049
Cursed Swords aren't really an insanity thing, they're just frothing berserkers who turn into mush around their husband.

>> No.29958166

>>29958104
but they could be

>> No.29958241

>>29957287
>tomboy Living Doll dressed like a knight, a soldier, or a superheroine
Would play with her

>> No.29958353

>>29957049
I would really like to commission a Cursed sword story but I have no idea if there are any writers that are familiar with MGE that are available.

>> No.29958362 [SPOILER] 
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>>29931635
but I know in my hear she would look at me like this

>> No.29958417

>>29931635
How do I get a monster girl to act like a yandere without actually robbing me of my autonomy/freedom?

>> No.29958508

>>29958417
I guess having a weak monster like an alice or fairy

>> No.29958578

>>29958508
>Yandere Alice
>Can't really take her seriously and as she tries to keep you all for herself you just pick her up and hug her
>And every time she does manage to do something she ends up having sex with you and forgetting all about it

>> No.29958846

>>29958362
Men with low self esteem are easy prey.
As an aside, what monster would like to be looked at like this?

>> No.29958917

>>29958362
>my stern head maid before bringing out her orgasm torture kit after having caught me jerking off with her panties.
And yes the kit includes manticore venom.

>> No.29958953

>>29958846
My shitty wife.

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>>29944628
It can't be helped, the men need a bit of encouragement to molest them right back.

>> No.29959507

>>29958846
masochist alp

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>>29925012
>I'm available

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>>29958362

>> No.29960721

>>29925012
Try killing them and see what happens

>> No.29961265
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>>29947389
>dog
What are you talking about?

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>> No.29961484

>>29961348
T-thanks doc...

>> No.29961495

>No hugely busty ignis to warm me up by putting her breasts atop my head.

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>> No.29961660

>>29960721
You trying would probably turn some of them on

>> No.29961746

>>29961660
That's the point

>> No.29961779

>Updating my top 10
>Only one spot left
>I have to choose between kunoichi and ocelomeh
Not fair

>> No.29961894

>>29961779
ninja autist all day long

>> No.29961944

What species is the best fit for a redheaded cat burglar?

>> No.29961963

>>29944284
Like a road racer sees self driven cars. There's no honour in it, no skill. Guns have already been made obsolete by drones, soon computers will pilot drones.

>> No.29962005

>>29961963
>Don't let /k/ommandos see this
>They already are

>> No.29962047

>>29961963
You say that, but the romance of the Wild West disagrees.

>> No.29962140

>>29962047
Fair, gunslingin' would be the last modern refuge of honour and skill. That is unless we discover armour so effective it renders firearms completely null.

And we have to return to specialized melee weapons.

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>>29961894
Yes I think I'll go with her.

>> No.29962258

>>29962140
This_is_not_my_sword.jpg

>> No.29962417

Make sure to eat out the nearest slime once a day.

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>>29962785
What would be a good way to convince a baphomet to give up her loyalties to the Sabbath and undergo Megamorphosis?

>> No.29962989

>>29962873
show them the actions of earth's pedos and how damaging it is

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>> No.29963284

>>29962785
Aww, he used the 3-fingered version.

>> No.29963320

>>29962785
Bloat the goat

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>> No.29963400

>>29962785
That's a pretty good model.

>> No.29963418

>>29962873
Beat her in a fiddle competition.

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KC should update the Lilim profile. It's not fair that the princesses of the setting get mogged by any new profile that gets released.

>> No.29963680
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>> No.29963746

What kind of topics would demon realm children's books cover?

>> No.29963797

>>29962989
RIP sabath, we hardly knew ye.

I fully expect Japan's fascination with loli to die as they accept migration and for better or worse develop their mental health institutions.

>> No.29963892

>>29963797
>stop Nip lolicons
>develop their mental health institutions
Next you'll say they'll end whaling

>> No.29963958

>>29963892
Bring in enough western liberal types and they will

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>>29963958
I love how retard nu-/pol/ refugees are, thinking the slippery slope is real. Actually, that's a lie. I hate you all. You retards ruin literally everything by politicizing it and would be so much better drinking bleach. Normal people know when enough is enough from the left, but you assholes have to make everything a yes or no, and it's hard to align myself with any side that takes a definitive "Yes" on genocide and authoritarianism so long as you can keep your guns you never use and your bibles you never read. Congratulations on thrusting society into an ideological Dark Age of stagnation and regression thorough prioritizing sensationalism, polarization and tribalism over the good-faith pursuit of simple, self-evident, and shared goals.

>> No.29964299

>>29964266
tldr sperg.

>> No.29964346

>>29964266
I dont know about any of that shit I just hate Lolis

>> No.29964367

>>29964266
spoiler text is cruise control for cool, but you still have to steer
>>29964346
based

>> No.29964368

>>29964299
I'm bored and want (You)s. These threads are dead

>> No.29964380

>>29964299
Tl:dr I’m a a nerd who sucks my own toes. Disregard my opinions

>> No.29964428

>>29964266
Well said sir

>tips fedora

>> No.29964482

>>29964368
Oh, sorry friend, I didn't meant to neglect you. Here
>Waaaa noooo stop resisting why are you polarizing everything
>NOOOOOO you have to just accept it
>STOOOP cant you see you're ruining everything now I HATE YOU

>> No.29964613
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>”ugh, MOOOOM, the humans are about to enter political warfare again!”

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Dance, puppets! Dance for my amusement!

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>>29962873
They've already tried it. They just prefer loli.
And you would know this if you ever bothered to read.

>> No.29964801

>>29964721
I know they already tried it, I read the Grimoire. The question was how could you convince them to do it permanently

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>>29964613
>>29964641
Deus Vult! For the Kingdom of Estonia that for some reason controls no Estonian territory, is culturally Swedish and ruled by a British man married to a woman from some African tribe!
I wish CK2 had Monster Girls in it

>> No.29964819

>>29964613
>Were you mixing realms again dear?

>> No.29964848

>>29964801
The same way you'd be convinced to thoroughly enjoy loli.

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>>29964812
I too wish there was a monster girl mod for ck2

>> No.29965037

>>29964613
Imagine all the paladin shitposters screeching about Lescatie rising again or monster supremacists yelling about how Druella did nothing

>> No.29965146

>>29965037
>Demi-goddesses
>All powerful
>Supposed to be fine stateswomen
>Doesn't know to just segregate everyone
shiggydiggy

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>>29965007
Last time I played CK2, my son who was baptized by the fucking Pope was killed by my dog

>> No.29965194

>>29965146
>segregates into married and non-married
easy

>> No.29965236

What's a non-sabbath-affiliated bapho like?

>> No.29965322

>>29965236
Nonexistent

>> No.29965370

>>29965236
Stifled geniuses that can't get institutional backing for their theories and would melt at having some one do share her ideas with almost as much as she'd melt at having you pound into her womb while you play with her large adult breasts

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>>29965236
Probably like the known baphos, they just didn't want to run a club for whatever reason.

>> No.29965657

>>29965185
https://youtu.be/lbjZPFBD6JU
This is what I imagine that hot dog to be singing

>> No.29965709
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Sabbath and Marune Sabbath unity!

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>quick! Anon needs mouth-to-mouth!

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>>29965371
Normal mamono lolis that aren't in a sabbath are the best.

>> No.29965748

>>29964346
>Reee why does this setting and board created for the the very thing I hate pander only to me. Stop liking what I don't like.

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>> No.29965960

>>29965738
Funny enough, my waifu is almost an opposite case, in that she's adult but keeps contacts with them for several academic reasons.
Okay, we dabble in the lolipotions sometimes, but those are temporary things.

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>>>29920388
>Canadian Vampire
>She lets your blood dry and then snorts it

>> No.29966026

>>29965748
I've never enjoyed lolis, I like a buch of what monstergirls and mge supply so i get to stay here

>> No.29966102

>>29965960
My waifu is paranoid the Sabbath is out to get her. And there are only so many potions we haven't messed around with.

>> No.29966245

>>29966026
Well guess what? So do the people that love loli. Loli has always been a part of MGE and /jp/. You are just acting like an autist throwing a tantrum because people like things that they don't. Both loli and oppai are and will always be a part of these threads.

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>>29965709
Lee's Miku is pretty much the only oppai loli I've ever liked.
I wish more people drew them like her and not with the typical grossly disproportionate sizes.

>> No.29966590

>>29966435
While I only like flat lolis I agree that she is less disgusting than most.

>> No.29966672

>>29966245
When was i throwing a tantrum? all i said was "i hate lolis" that doesn't stop lolis from being a part of thread. its not something i can stop ar am trying to stop
calm down sir

>> No.29966748

>>29933542
You're going to have a bad time here.
Lurk more

>> No.29966824

>>29966672
Sorry if that wasn't you but it sounded like you were the person right above you bringing up real world pedos, japan, and other real world shit. Sorry my mistake.

>> No.29966990

>>29965037
>monster supremacists
I guess I technically would be one of them. Though I wouldn't be attacking anyone. I would just be posting about demons and how great they are. Hopefully a demon would notice me

>> No.29967104

>>29956097
Eating out the kiki maid while she is eating out the vampire mistress!

>> No.29967150

>>29966015
She looks like she got caught sucking her own blood, is there anything more shameful for a vampire?

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>>29967150
Imagine if you got a papercut and on reflex put your finger in your mouth and then turned around to see your vamp wife with an expression of absolute betrayal and concern on her face

>> No.29967585

>>29966990
Anon gets paid in headpats for every pro monster post he makes

>> No.29967618

>>29967359
Just kiss her.

>> No.29967850

>>29965371
>a loli that actually looks like a loli and doesn't have any of the adult sexually matured features crammed into it to trick your mind like >>29965738 does
Colour me surprised, I always did appreciate honesty.

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>>29967184
That's some well-drawn goo.
It's sadly kinda rare to see it drawn so it actually looks like slime and not just "a shiny human."

>> No.29967866

>>29967359
>with an expression of absolute betrayal and concern on her face
Ah, thank goodness she's only staring. She's been so much less aggressive ever since she was figuratively and literally spanked by that Dhampir for the way she was acting.

>> No.29967927

>>29966824
Retard. I'm that dude and I wasn't even "throwing a tantrum" or demanding any one cater to me. I literally just mad an off hand comment about developing trends in Japanese society.

>> No.29968047

>>29967927
>developing trends in Japanese society
White genocide hahahahaha

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>>29966990
>t.demon

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>>29967864
It's too gloopy, tries to sell the point too hard

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>>29967927
kys retard.

>> No.29968111

>>29968047
What?

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>>29967585
I guess I will have a lot of free time with a demon taking care of me. Hopefully I get to worship her a lot as well though

>>29968062
Here you go

>> No.29968151

>>29968103
You first

>> No.29968177

>>29968115
nice edit anon

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>>29968177
Not mine

>> No.29968344

I want to see a lowly peasant girl turn into an extremely powerful monster.

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https://youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs

>> No.29968393

>>29968111
Ignore schizoids

>> No.29968413

>>29968344

Have her stumble upon a cursed sword

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>>29968353

>> No.29968463

>>29968344
So she can protect her human and mamono daughterus?

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>>29968069
If I didn't want gloopy I wouldn't be after a slime, now would I.

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>>29968344
I want to see a "captured" human girl rescued by paladins, only for her to rapidly monsterize and begin corrupting them. Bonus points if she stealthily gets them one by one.

Which monster would be good for this? Roper? Tentacle? Pslime?

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>> No.29968935

>>29968710
The one I posted is just as slimy, she's just less gloopy and more stroopy
>>29968831
I assume you mean female paladins

>> No.29968987

>>29968831
Pslime was pretty muchade for exactly that, though a cursed sword would also do. Dark priest might make for a nice surprise if done right, though.

>> No.29968992

>>29967864
>finish taking a bath
>hear the faucet still running a few minutes after you left
>reenter the bathroom, turn the faucet off, and reach into the tub for the stopper that you thought you already removed
>the "water" won't let go of your arm
>qt slime girl face raises up out of the tub a few inches away from your own
many such cases

>> No.29969091

>>29967864
that looks like sploodge bro

>> No.29969107

>>29968987
>Buncha corrupted parasite slime paladins gangraping the last remaining priestess with their goococks
noice

>> No.29969134

>>29968987
Does Pslime easily spread like that? My guess was that Roper was the best choice because they attract humans by pretending to be a human girl getting molested by tentacles.

>> No.29969472

>>29969134
The setup was that she's already been captured and is now being rescued; unless you've got a series of increasingly dumb paladins going in sequentially to rescue her, I feel like a girl best able to lay dormant, at least initially fits best. I'm imagining a group storming a castle or something and then being corrupted while the girl is in their care afterwards. An early roper could work for the same reasons, though.

>> No.29969769

>>29969472
Yeah, that's the way I see it.

>Paladins raid monster stronghold
>Find human girl getting tentacle'd by adult Roper
>Chase off roper and save girl
>Take her back to base
>She starts to monsterize

The main thing I'm foggy about is if she would need to have fucked a man to have seeds to plant.

>> No.29969993

>>29969769
>The main thing I'm foggy about is if she would need to have fucked a man to have seeds to plant.
On roper reproduction, the first WG says this:
>since they do it aggressively following sex with a man,
Which implies they do need to fuck once for seeds. You've always got the option of MAMONO MANA making nearby women into normal succs or a tryst/failing of will that must be kept secret, though.

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>> No.29970195

>>29969769
>The main thing I'm foggy about is if she would need to have fucked a man to have seeds to plant.
After some reading, the answer is yes, so she would have to get her tentacles around one of the men first.

>Healer assigned to her is a shy boy
>They become fast friends and eventually fuck (She maintains her human form)
>They keep it a secret, don't want the paladins to find out of course
>New female healer comes to check on her while the boy's away
>Can't contain urge to sprout tentacles, capture and infect
>It begins

>> No.29970225

>>29970162
As far as legends go, her story is good for an possible MG
the real question is why FGO made her true form a t-rex?

>> No.29970413

>>29970225
Because tyrannosaurs are cool

>> No.29970444

>>29968069
That's like calling a foxgirl too fluffy.

>> No.29970609
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>>29970444
>too fluffy.

>> No.29970705
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Why do angels always perch around my house when I’m listening to heaven is a place on earth or angel of the morning

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>> No.29970745

>>29970195
I kinda like it better if she does monsterize in front of him and they're then complicit in keeping it a secret. The taboo makes it hot, and it gets even better if they both pray to a god that doesn't answer because she's a powerless bitch and everything that follows as they slowly, almost unwittingly spiral into depravity is their fault.

>> No.29970782

What sort of useful tips could you find in a MGE guidebook?
>When in combat with a monster, it's always faster to remove your pants than reloading your weapon!
>You can move faster when you have an erection! Use this knowledge when you need to quickly move through monster-controlled zones.

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https://imgur.com/a/2JasoqT
All harpies can be treated like JubJubs if you try hard enough.

>> No.29970951

>>29970740
I really like that. Although I imagine my loli Atlach-Nacha wife to be closer to the profile.

>> No.29970956

Come to the Land of the Four Fiends, deep within the Mist Continent!
You can do nothing but eat, sleep, and lewdly fuck with lots of exotic, rare, horny, rapey, powerful, oriental monsters that don't believe in human rights!

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>>29970782
>Slimes make funny noises when you poke them

>> No.29970994

>>29962140
At a certain point we would just go back to bare handed fighting and bashing each other with rocks

>> No.29971190
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>>29962140
Isn't that basically what happened with Gundam?

On a side note: >Spending tons of money on custom armor kits for your automaton waifu

>> No.29971227

>>29970782
>Harpies will take you to secret locations if you curl up in their nests. Weak, low leveled adventurers should use this tip to get some good gear at the start of their quest.

>> No.29971251

>>29970861
Always great seeing harpies getting stuffed

>> No.29971253

>>29970994
The only way bare handed fighting returns in any meaningful matter is if we genetically modify ourselves to be so physically powerful, there's no metal or technology more powerful than our own fleshly bodies. Punch harder than nukes and tank nukes head on no problem, that's the kind of level we're talking. Effortlessly living in space naked, using our own muscles and minds to propel us.

>> No.29971255

>>29970964
Is she a martini slime? I see an olive

>> No.29971283

>>29970705
There isn't that big of a demand for non-dark, but still monsterized angels. They're desperate for husbands, and will go for anyone they think might be interested.

>> No.29971342
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>go to Pandemonium with your Dark Priest wife
>https://youtu.be/9fN7udMAMog is the ambience you hear for the rest of your life now

>> No.29971360

>>29971190
No, gundam had a problem where minovsky particles make seeing/targeting anything at long range a pain in the ass.

>> No.29971386

I'd like to think there are some mgs that become enamored with the concept of knights and chivalry and emulate the order's aesthetics.

>> No.29971411

>>29971255
>alcohol slime
Keep Everclear-chan away from fires!

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>>29970225
Cyclops may have been based off of people discovering elephant skulls without knowing what they were, and there are "dragon bones" at Wawel Castle in Poland that may be from a prehistoric animal. It is possible that oni myths may have been influenced by medieval nips finding the bones of extinct creatures
>Taking Dionola to a modern museum on Earth and telling her your ancestors slew all the "dragons" inside

>> No.29971559

>>29955164
I never noticed how intensely the Pharaoh's pet snake is looking at the apophis here

>> No.29971587

>>29971559
>How come SHE gets to be a cute girl?

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>>29971386
>Live in monster girl city that cosplays as an order city
>Go to church to confess your sins
>Admit to lustful thoughts in your heart about the paladins and even the sisters
>Especially that one lamia who you see around the convent
>Desperately want the chance to talk to her so that she might know how you feel
>Feel snake tail gripping your leg as you hear slight laughter in the other side of the box
>"Fufufu~ I think she already knows my son~"

>> No.29971645

>>29971360
Minovsky particles interfered with communication to the point non-wire guided missiles and drones became pretty much impossible to use, so combat went back to mostly close-range outside of eyeballed sniping and artillery. At least for the early war.

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>>29971283
>There isn't that big of a demand for non-dark, but still monsterized angels
I'll take as many as I can get.

>> No.29971659

>>29971559
It's not, though; that snake has pupils. It's either mirin' the Pharaoh's titties or evaluating the grape snake's work.

>> No.29971700
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>Lilim's boss theme starts playing during sex
>ouch

>> No.29971747

>>29971645
Pretty much.
I they also messed with Radar quite a bit as well, hence why you see those trucks using sonar instead.

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>>29970956
it's not as glamorous as the travel brochure says

>> No.29971800

>>29971700
Why am I suddenly imagining some ridiculous maneuver where she clamps down on your dick with her pussy and flips you on your back without grabbing you with her arms or legs

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>>29971253
If you were referring to real life I can't really predict how weaponry is going to develop.
However, in mge you could become the godhand if you wanted. All it takes is some kind of mana, the right mindset or a goal to achieve, and enough discipline to keep training. You could potentially get to the point were you can defeat sword masters and modern methods of industrial warfare with your bare hands. You may not even need martial arts so long as you had sufficient retard strength to force your way to victory

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>>29971751
Why are ushis so bad at everything that isn't pelvis crushing rape? Even consensual sex causes their brain to shut down because they can't understand the concept of a man wanting them

>> No.29971940

>>29971492
Wooly mamoth MG when?

>> No.29972039

>>29971918
>You could potentially get to the point were you can defeat sword masters
We Katanagatari now. Might get awkward if you ever fight a man with a cursed sword waifu, though.

>> No.29972136

>>29971928
Their hands look good at excavating earth. Not really chief among wifely skills but it's something

>> No.29972163

>>29971928
Because they are dorks!

>> No.29972265

>>29965037
Imagine even fighting inside the said party. There is no way we all would agree on what type of mg is the best. Or infighting between mgs who should be in charge.

>> No.29972276

>>29972136
>Their hands look good at excavating earth
They can't do that, that's wurm territory! Actually, I want to see a wurm and an ushi in a fight now.

>> No.29972484

>>29972276
Could a wurm dig faster than a sandworm?

Wait, are sandworms capable of digging thru solid rock?

>> No.29972584

>>29972484
I imagine it's a tortoise and the hare situation with the wurm obviously being the hare. Sandworm can probably do softer rocks like sandstone, but would tend to avoid the harder stuff.

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Imagine getting into an elevator or a small car with a Ratatoskr. Just being confined in a tiny space with nothing but her and that big floofy tail. Your body pressed up against the fluff as it fills your head with gentle softness.
Hahaha. Imagine developing a mofu addiction from something like that.

>> No.29972705

>>29972484
>Wait, are sandworms capable of digging thru solid rock?
In my headcanon, they can. Though the stronger the rock, the more it slows them down, practically to a crawl. But a softer type of rock they can blast through as if it were sand. I don't see sandworms digging through stronger rocks unless it was for a purpose, like mining for gems to bankroll hubby's internet addiction, or digging tunnels for an underground, sandworm dwelling.

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>> No.29972944

>>29972607
I bet that rata smells like nuts

>> No.29973004

>>29972705
I imagine a sand worm - an especially old and powerful sand worm - would only bother to bore through rock in a place where she wanted to create convenient and non-congested pathways for younger weaker ones.

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>>29971646
>Metallic black with a gold trim
Always thought that was a top tier aesthetic. White and sky blue is a pretty nice combination as well

>> No.29973177

>>29973106
Yes, the trim that girl has is lovely. Massive, charming trim.

>> No.29973258

>>29971659
It doesn't seem to be intentional but the tiny pupil and shading of the eye make it look angry or intensely focused to me

>> No.29973285

>>29965960
Temporary lolipotions would be something to do business with the sabbath for, if you have a non-sabbath loli wife who grows up normally. Although that's assuming neither you or her can use magic for the same effects by the time she's a full adult.

>> No.29973354

>>29973258
You don't understand. Everyone goes on and on about tiger moms, but snake moms are the real terror. A 95 may be enough to please the pharaoh, but not the pharaoh's snek. THERE WILL BE TUTORING.

>> No.29973477

>>29973285
She could probably do the magic herself, but the potions are just far simpler.
It's a quick swig versus having to set up and perform not one but two challenging and mana-intensive rituals.

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>> No.29973687

>>29973548
based and bioniclepilled

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>>29971928
Rude and false.

>> No.29973708

>>29972039
Any single person would have trouble fighting a married mamano couple unless they significantly overpower them and fought non lethally to avoid being intervened by a God/Lilim/DL+Husband. From side guide 2 it looks like the easiest way to win against married mamano/incubi is to wait until they get too horny to keep fighting and run off to fuck

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>>29972944
Probably. But imagine a highly aggressive, intrepid reporter Rata that's crazy for your sack and wilk stop at nothing to get what she wants. And even if you cumflate her to bursting she'll just come back the next day for more, tying you down if she must in order to ride your cock.

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>>29973354
>>snake moms
>Want to introduce Apophis gf to parents
>Mom is terrified of snakes
How do you solve such a conundrum

>> No.29973970

>>29973934
Make snake grandchildren and she will yield.

>> No.29973981

>>29973934
Your mom monsterizes into a snake. EZ

>> No.29973996

>>29973934
Just have your GF grape her by way of introduction.

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>> No.29974169

>>29973934
>introduce a monster to my parents
>"at least you are not gay"
wew

>> No.29974372

Nice to see the autism on this thread go balls to wall since I leave it this morning.

>> No.29974474
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>>29973934
Polymorph spell.

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>>29974169
My mom has actually said she would be okay with me being gay I doubt she actually would be if I were. Actual fear would go away pretty quickly once you take out the animal nature of a snake and add a good personality on top of a beautiful woman. My parents would just be happy that I found someone who likes me for who I am

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>> No.29974708

>>29973996
This line of thought gets interesting for the undead.
>Have lich wife
>"Okay, honey, are you ready to meet my parents?"
>"Yes."
>She pulls out a pig sticker with a deadpan expression
>"No."
>"They'll get better."

>> No.29975139

>>29974617
I think I'd be fine so long as I don't come home with a zombie, anything demonic in appearance unfortunate because I love many succ types including demons or like a horse or something. She'd need to be a saint to deal with the barrage of vaguely insensitive and incredibly personal questions my mom would sling at her, though.

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>> No.29975260

>>29973477
>It's a quick swig versus having to set up and perform not one but two challenging and mana-intensive rituals.
Well, if it had to come to that atleast the spent mana would get a large and highly efficient refill soon after.

>> No.29975381

>>29975260
That's certainly true, but it's the complicated spellcasting part that's the problem.
And nobody wants to do intricate bullshit while winding down after sex.

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I don’t want a good dog I want a bad dog

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>>29975386
I want a good kitty.

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lich's gon lich

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3.5 metric tons of raw romantic aggression

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What would a Pharaoh ask for in exchange to pet her snake?

>> No.29975661

>>29963608
No amount of updating will fix lilim when they're just succubus++

>> No.29975690

>>29975595
Nothing. You'd have to turn the snake into a lamia and elope with her

>> No.29975788

>>29971928
Because they know gap moe is the quickest way to capture a husband

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I'm here with 3608 words of hot Pharaoh action. Been working on this for a while now since I finished the wight story. Hope you enjoy it lads.

https://pastebin.com/HtkYjE1K

>> No.29976008

>>29975923
Idk what is it called but I like this pharaoh hairstyle.

>> No.29976016

>>29975690
>QT wealthy, cute, powerful, cute, and sexy undead woman enjoys your presence enough to allow you to spend time with her, despite a scheduledog-tier daily task list
>Turn her pet into a girl and cuck her with it
Damn.

>> No.29976092
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Rubber slut.

>> No.29976198

>>29976092
I want to be her rubber suit so bad.

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>>29974617

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>> No.29976478

>>29975557
How romantic are we talkin here?

>> No.29976580

>>29970861
She has the chest for it too. Nice.

>> No.29976675
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>>29976198
>Order nun tries out new anti-corruption suit
>she doesn't know that it's actually made from night gaunt slime

>> No.29976821

>>29975923
Nice work, I love me some Pharaoh content.

>> No.29976930
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>>29976478
This much.

>> No.29977085

>>29976675
Cursed items are great...

>> No.29977176

>>29975923
Like it.

>> No.29977415

>>29975381
Oh yeah, if there's no temporary version as a castable spell it would have to be separately undone every time too.

>And nobody wants to do intricate bullshit while winding down after sex.
She'd probably be especially exhausted too, after being lolified and doing it like that.

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>> No.29977466

>>29975923
Rad

>> No.29978247
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ded

>> No.29978349

>>29978247
Look, I'm playing CK3 and now am wondering what Norse MGs would look like as they raid and pillage.

It can't all be valkries.

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Rad?

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>> No.29978504

>>29976675
I’ve always wondered if putting night gaunt slime on women would turn them into succubi, or turn them into another night gaunt. Either way if I had a Night Gaunt wife I’d totally fly around with her and have her slather random chicks with my slime.

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>>29978439
I need a cute fox meido.

>> No.29978706

>>29975923
nice fic anon

>> No.29978730

>>29975923
That's one good pharaoh

>> No.29978762

>>29978504
>if I had a Night Gaunt wife I’d... have her slather random chicks with my slime.
Lewd.

>> No.29978834

>>29978349
Nordic Amazon.

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>> No.29978936

>>29978871
>demon asks you to sign her contract
>walk to the nearest garbage bin and toss it inside
What does she do?

>> No.29979034

>>29978936
>walk to the nearest garbage bin and toss it inside
I'd do that only to hand her a new blank template with my signature already present and tell her to go nuts with it

>> No.29979126

>>29978834
Would be nice.
Pale, buff, blonde

10/10 would be raided by

>> No.29979158

>>29978936
>Says something smug walks away
>Lies down
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot
>Comes back and rapes you until you sign the damn contract
It's a literal salty comeback.

>> No.29979269

>>29976675
Good tier fetish. Corrupted or corrupting items are top tier.

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How would you react to your wife telling you she finds you pathetic, but that she loves you for it even more?

>> No.29979687

>>29979635
I'd take her down and then she'd get a mating press.

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>>29926191
Yes, they are.

>> No.29979748

>>29979635
Raging mushroom time

>> No.29979769

>>29971492
>Wawel Dragon
Made for cumbloating

>> No.29979997

>>29979635
I married an elf so it's expected.

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>>29979687
Mating press is the only option for smug strong monsters

>> No.29980020

>>29978504
He did have a tweet once saying something about clothes made from Nacho webs put on by a woman becoming tentacles and raping her into another Nacho so it's possible.

>> No.29980413

>>29936017
i'd smother her tithes, it you know what i mean

>> No.29980546

>>29974169
>alp wife starts sweating nervously

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>>29969091
Nah it looks to be one of those clear slime girls.

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I wanna go on a river ride with a grim reaper cosplaying undead

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>>29976310
I would eat every single apple she gives me all without breaking eye contact

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Be careful where you touch a slime girl..

>> No.29981071

>>29979635
I'd tell her that I could do without the back-handed compliments

>> No.29981080

>>29980907
I would eat all of her apples even after I learn about them being full of her venom.

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Should I feed a monster's ego or is it better to knock her down a peg every so often?

>> No.29981253

>>29975139
>She'd need to be a saint to deal with the barrage of vaguely insensitive and incredibly personal questions my mom would sling at her, though.
What do you think your mom would say to your wife? Genuinely curious

>> No.29981256

>>29981093
depends on the monster.

>> No.29981302

>>29981093
That depends on how big her ego already is. If it's low, then sure. If it's really high then yeah knock her down a peg (in a respectable way of course)

>> No.29981325

>>29980928
That's a very dangerous booby trap

>> No.29981474

>>29981080
Doesn't venom have to be injected into the bloodstream to be effective anyway. With mamano mana it would have an effect either way but it would be shame if she went to all the effort of concocting that plan and it didn't even work

>> No.29981617

>>29981474
Those are flesh and Delicious apples she has. I'll do anything she wants for more of those apples.

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It's so cold out.

>> No.29981917

>>29981617
>flesh and Delicious apples she has
W-what else did she put in those apples

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>>29981758

>> No.29982109

>>29981917
>Delicious
Don't know or care but I really want more.

>> No.29982134

Buttsluts!

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>>29981758
But warm in.

>> No.29982292

>>29932344
Because they give birth to litters and are fun to play with. They make fun family in general. I'd be happy to have a litter of cat half-sisters.

>>29933422
The picture clearly shows her really early in her pregnancy. The litter inside her hasn't developed much.

>> No.29982543

>>29981253
It'd depend on the species. If we use a centaur as an example, how she bathes (especially in regard to her vagina) would 100% come up, along with everything you've ever seen said as a shitpost, but phrased as a joke or innocent question. Then there'd be the usual career, family, and how many kids she wants from me questions. The first time they meet.

>> No.29982578

>>29982292
I should hope so.
Big tigers need big litters.

>> No.29982598

Man, those Hellhound delinquents in my neighborhood by the park are being way too damn rowdy late at night!

I'm gonna walk on over there and give them a piece of my mind!

>> No.29982621

What's the best personali5 for big titry monsters.

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>>29982621
Laid back.

>> No.29983133

>>29982848
Caster of fluffy tail is great.

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>>29976675
>You will never be an incubus and be captured by a bunch of cute Order battle-nuns for "purification"
Lilith please

>> No.29983242 [DELETED] 

I want a Undead Holst harem. A milk factory that requires neither food or rest sounds very productive/lucrative.

>> No.29983264

>>29983203
Theoretically, if the Order actually did find a way to purify incubi, do you think they’d still retain their heroic-tier powers or would they go back to being a normalfag?

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>> No.29983439

>>29983264
There is nothing to purify. Incubi are the same as heros, beings that were restored to their original state from being chained by the original chief god. it would involve removing a whole bunch of their life force and chaining back to their weakened state that the original chief god wanted so that human could be culled and never gain too much power.

>> No.29983520

>>29976675
Sounds like the sort of thing a evil mad scientist who experiments on both sides would do, first experimenting on the slimes to make the suit and then sending it in to experiment on humans.

>> No.29983528

>>29983264
I mean my fantasy involve them failing of course, but I can imagine in some other setting rule you becoming something like a "minor hero" in terms of power ranking. I guess it would depend on the incubi though. Not all incubi are automatically really powerful. It is basically you just unlocking ulimited potential.

>> No.29983605

>>29983264
It'd kill their sex drive for sure. Hard to settle for humans after that.

>> No.29983670

>>29983605
Can't beat monster pussy

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>>29983520
>Evil mad scientist in MGE
2corny4me

>> No.29983816

>>29983439
>Incubi are the same as heros
Incorrect, they're completely contaminated with demonic energy while other types of limit-broken humans aren't.

>> No.29984177

>>29983816
>In this way, the boundary between “humans”, “heroes”, “incubi”, and “beings who transcended human limitations” themselves is extremely vague. Biologically and magicologically, they're nothing but “strong humans” who just took different paths to get there. It is difficult to accurately classify them, and ultimately, the current classification is done out of convenience to reflect their origins and allegiances. While they are more or less the same kind of beings, the way that they are treated is based on this convenient classification.

>> No.29984306

>>29983242
*laughs in necromancer*

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>> No.29984532

>>29983203
According the scriptures, purification requires a bland diet, prayer, labor, and receiving the bodies of the nuns, by mouth or by penis.

>> No.29984562

>>29984468
>"Wow, I can't believe I've almost made it through no nut november!"

>> No.29984619

>>29984177
That directly contradicts two things
1. Incubi think and behave like monsters and spread corruption
2. Demonic energy alters incubi like it does with monsters by changing their physique, also they get some properties like fire resistance from their wives

Incubi being the same as heroes with blessings or humans who've broken their limiters by other means is without a doubt bullshit.

>> No.29984649

>>29983605
>>29983670
>Be hero
>Incubize
>Get purified
>Human pussy sucks
>Go back to fucking monsters

>> No.29984752

>>29984619
>and spread corruption
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.
>An incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

>by changing their physique
Also mostly wrong. Physique only changes as much is as necessary to remove physical impediments to sex, otherwise monsters do not care whatsoever and the man won't physically change.
A cripple will be cured, but joe average will still be joe average.

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>> No.29984941

>>29984649
>human pussy sucks

>throws the human thot off him
>starts running towards mamono territory
>enters the nearest demon/fallen chapel
>"Please forgive me for I have sinned"

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>>29984941
It's funny that even after you incubize the rape doesn't stop, it just flips sides.

>> No.29985095

>>29984649
>>29984941
>not downing some pure mamano mana.
>not turning the human women your fucking into a mamano.

>> No.29985134

>>29971800
Hero Anon was swiftly defected by a sword lim when she used this famous move on him.

>> No.29985206

>>29985095
Oh I like that as well. I love me some corruption. The thought of a really disappointed former incubi was just funny to me.

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>>29968223

>> No.29985275
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According to the official Sabbath Bapho-chan Branch Handbook, chapter 6, page 9, The three basic approaches to loli sex is very simple.
It's based on a certain 19th century poem.
The Sugar Approach is when the loli gets very lovey dovey to the man and says things like "That's why I only reserved myself for you, daddy~!"
The Spice Approach is when the loli does something unusual but exciting tactics to entice the man to climax. Such example is female-on-male rape.
The Everything Nice Approach is when the loli prioritizes her pleasure towards a reaction from the man to the point where he claims he's having the best time of his life.
What kind of surprise will your little one bring you the next time she's going to have sex with you?

>> No.29985300

>>29985206
it might be disappointing at first but imagine feeling her pussy changing and transforming as she changes into a monstergirl.

>> No.29985359

>>29985300
Yeah I would imagine the rare virgin incubi that hasn't even fucked a mamono go ham on some order nun pussy until it starts to satisfy him(by her transforming)

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>> No.29985452

Do centaurs sleep on the bed with their husbands or do they just stand in their sleep?

>> No.29985462

>>29985359
doesn't need to be a virgin incubi, but that would be a great introduction into monster sex.

>> No.29985537

>>29985452
they sleep in the yard

>> No.29985544
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>>29985275
The one where she drinks the megamorphosis potion

>> No.29985587

>>29985236
Scary. This shrine maiden is trouble.

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>>29985452

>> No.29985839

>>29985587
The nagging shrine maiden wife just needs a good fuck

>> No.29985892

>>29985404
I like fancy looking Oni's

>> No.29985896

>>29985839
Or twenty.

>> No.29985927

>>29985896
And daughterus. Nagging broodmother wife

>> No.29985958

>>29985544
What would happen if you cast megamorphosis on a Familiar trying to preach Sabbath bs to you?

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>One of the older tweets mentioned Krakens have size changing magic. They're fairly large monsters who then have the ability to shrink or enlargen parts of themselves as they see fit, usually to make tentacles able to snap a ship in half.

This is from the previous thread, and I have to echo what someone asked at the start of this thread. Namely does anyone have any idea where to find this tweet? I would really like to see this bit of kraken lore confirmed.

>> No.29986130

>>29985958
It'd fizzle

>> No.29986221

>>29985927
Brood mother are the best mg.

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>>29985892
Me too.

>> No.29986562

test

>> No.29986623

high test

>> No.29986664

>>29966748
Excuse me, I don't get it.
(I'm really a bit stupid)

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>> No.29987058

>>29970861
Autism bird needs more love. Especially in the butt.

>> No.29987069 [DELETED] 

Anyone else hyped about the mcrib?

>> No.29987096

>>29985236
Can I just point out how powerful her nipples must be if you can see them even with the sarashi? That's not even a particularly tight shirt. Majesty.

>> No.29987169

>>29987096
It's surely a weakpoint. Strike!

>> No.29987187

>>29987058
Nerd Birds with plump asses fit for getting rammed with big thick cocks.

>> No.29987224

>>29987096
They're that way because she's thinking about what she'll do to you.

>> No.29987379
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Touch fluffy ears.

>> No.29987415

>>29987096
I wonder that about hellhounds too, with that metal bra thing they favor.

>> No.29987688
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Imagine the footjobs.

>> No.29987735

I don't know if I'm going more insane or this year is getting to me but recently I keep dreaming of entering a vast and uncharted forest as a young man, and dying beneath a tree in the arms of an emerald haired woman an old man.

>> No.29987751

>>29987688
It would be very painful.

>> No.29987835

>>29987688
I am imagining the thighjobs 2bh

>> No.29987858

>>29987735
It's fine your just lonely. Post your dream to /x/ and have them give you a funny schizo rant about how that's actually your spirit-lover on the astral plane or something.

>> No.29988011

>>29987169
>>29987224
I'm getting conflicting messages, but there's no sexual scenario that doesn't end with my lips clamped on those so I guess it doesn't matter.

>> No.29988073

>>29988011
It's one way to calm her down. Or just have the daughterus do it

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>> No.29988670

>>29987751
She's a big girl.

>> No.29988731

>>29988670
UUUU

>> No.29988823

wonderland 50/50 challenge: you open an image or video and there's a 50% chance that it's either something wholesome and perfectly fine to lewd or something completely degenerate that you only find in the deepest parts of wonderland.

>> No.29988980

Wake a Minotaur up with a kiss, preferably French kiss.

>> No.29989210

>>29988980
Can't beat the cow tongue

>> No.29989511

I want to wake my minotaur wife up on her birthday while draped completely in red clothing.

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>>29937552

>> No.29990623

>>29990442
looks like mino-chan hooked up with a manlet or are they all that big.

>> No.29990671

>>29990442
The dream

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>>29990623
Yes.

>> No.29990996

>>29990442
Cute!

>> No.29991671

>>29975923
Father, I crave more

>> No.29991962

>>29958353
I think once upon a time Yananon took paid commissions. No idea if he still does, and or how to summon him if he still do.

>> No.29992558

>>29990442
That minotaur loves the cuddling it seems.
Lucky bastard.

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Reminder that ALL monsters and monster sympathizers deserve nothing but death and misery for actively going against the Chief God’s will. Remember to pray, and remember to practice abstinence. Praise be to God

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>> No.29994049

>>29990442
>mino tells you all about her day while you praise her
I'm feelin that feel again feellas.

>> No.29994146

>>29971642
Be fruitful and multiply. Am I right?

>> No.29994371

Do monsters make sure their husbands are being as lewd as them to keep it a fair game?

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>>29980020
>something about clothes made from Nacho webs put on by a woman becoming tentacles and raping her into another Nacho
Well there's another fetish I didn't know I had.

>> No.29995097

>>29994841
That nacho needs pants so she doesn't catch a cold or have a large bug crawl into her no-no place since she's inside a cave all the time where they're always crawling around.

>> No.29995259

Does an equivalent to Christmas exist in MGE Land?
What are their traditions?

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I want a cancer with this body.

>> No.29995455

>>29995259
>Does an equivalent to seasonal celebration exist in MGE Land?
Do seasons exist?

>> No.29995629

>>29995455
It would make the setting more soul if it did

>> No.29995660

>>29993140
But why?

>> No.29995953

>>29994841
Cursed items are just so fun.

>> No.29996012

>>29994371
It's nice when couples are equally lewd, but full role reversal is hot. Wearing extremely revealing clothes and dropping hints to make your modestly dressed girlfriend/wife grope you and eventually drag you to bed.

>> No.29996664

>>29944284
KC had some Order women with pistols who got MONSTER'D. So guns are similar to other weapons.

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>> No.29997097

>>29996664
you sure that wasn't wil?

>> No.29997391

>>29968831
Nice Tentacle. But Tentacles are too kind and sweet to attack them. Unless it is female paladins. Roper doesn't get much attention, even though she is very friendly.

>> No.29997444

>>29997097
I can't remember, but it was MGE.

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Why the FUCK am I still alive and not sucked dry by a kitsune yet

>> No.29997662

>>29993140
My monster wife and I both worship the Chief God. The Order is lying to you when they say marrying a monster is a sin.

>> No.29997725

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
Remember that you need to ask permission first before you pick up a shortstack fox with mofu bigger than she is.

>> No.29997844

>>29997649
I ask myself the same question every day.

>> No.29997871

>>29997649
You have alerted the mofu horde.

>> No.29997949

>>29995455
Some powerful monsters are implied to generate a season around them continuously. Icegirls for winter. Trolls for spring?

>> No.29998112

>>29997871
If only.

>> No.29998155

>>29997949
If lands are always in perma spring/winter/autumn/summer

Then no, you don't get any meaningful celebrations.

>> No.29998225

The nice jar across the street has some very exquisite jars but for some reason, my harem of fairies are too scared to come into the store...

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>>29997871

>> No.29998361

>>29993140
Good advice, brother! Remember to keep the tried and successful tactics of our Holy Order in the forefront of thy mind. So sayeth the sacred text:
>The monsters are easily distracted by the sight of human genitalia. When in doubt, you may strip bare during combat to aid you in battle.
Amen.
>>29998155
>Christmas in July
>not meaningful
Blasphemous heresy. I shall pray for thee.

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>>29997444
This one?

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embrace frog

>> No.29998633

>>29998361
>Blasphemous heresy. I shall pray for thee.
I don't really understand what you mean. Christmas is just Christianised Yule. Yule is a midwinter festival.

I take back what I said, you know what you'll have? solstice and equinox celebrations.

>> No.29998660

>>29998594
I don't know if I can wrap my arms all the way around this frog, does it still count?

>> No.29998739

>>29998449
Yeah I think that's her. What did she turn into? It would suck if it didn't come with fingers.

>> No.29998778

>>29998594
Doesn't look like a frog to me with the scales and what I think is the tail.
>>29998739
She's a Holstaur.

>> No.29998825

>>29998449
Turn her baaaaack! At least give her the old outfit!

>> No.29998856

>>29998778
Thank you, my screen is garbage atm.

>> No.29998873

>>29998155
That doesn't mean you don't have seasons. It's commonly known that lands ruled by Ice Queens have winter, double winter, winter again, and road construction (also known as goddamn blackflies).

>> No.29999353

>>29998633
Changes in weather are incidental for it is the transit of the stars that is the true miracle and cause of celebration. Excepting the holy days of our great Chief God and Her Saints which are historical. Heed this well lest ye fall into error. Thankfully the Feast of Alvis is almost upon us and mayhap an opportunity to exhibit thy piety as well.

>> No.29999398

>>29998873
You forgot the overarching mating season

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>>29998825
I must admit her old outfit was better.

>> No.29999431

>>29999353
cringe

>> No.29999558

If we can get a monster based on Alice from Alice's Journey in Wonderland, we should get a Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow, and Cowardly Lion monster girl for Wizard of Oz, and a Dante, Beatrice, and Virgil monster girl for Divine Comedy

>> No.29999908

I want to have food covered sex with a massive-titty Cheshire. I want to stick a turkey wing into her pussy, pull it out, and eat fresh pussy juice covered meat. I want to chug down on her breast milk mixed with chocolate. I want to shove mash potatoes in her butthole and suck it out. I want eat while having sex in a pile of food with my freckled Cheshire wife.

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>"Trust me, sweetie. Once he gets a look at this, he'll go crazy. When I got mine, my husband mating pressed me all night long. I think… I passed out from cumming so much, so I don't remember that night so well."

>> No.29999952

>>29998778
its a tetsucabra, they are listed as frogs

>> No.29999975
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>>29999558
What we need is a Satan-chan

>> No.30000059

>>29999558
KC might be doing DC. He already did Satan as a monster when he did Nachos.

>> No.30000180

>>29999975
Too androgynous. Apply more dickings for 100% completion.

>> No.30000356

>>29999908
based

>> No.30000522

Those shotacon dark mages always aim for the biggest cock in the playground. But the biggest cock always belonged to a lolicon with his dick inside his daughter on the swing set. Could it be possible for a lolicon man and a shotacon monster woman to be together?

>> No.30000708

>>30000522
> Could it be possible for a lolicon man and a shotacon monster woman to be together?
Shouldn't they just be kids then?

>> No.30000742

>>30000522
The answer is always yes when it comes to love. Even if it is a kind of love that induces the urge to vomit.

>> No.30000917

>>29999930
Not really a fan of womb tattoos, or any tattoos in general

>> No.30001109

>>30000522
Why would a shotacon monster care about a lolicon? She should be looking for the shota with the biggest dick.

>> No.30001110

Remember to cuddle and be lovey-dovey with monsters, if they say that you are embarrassing them that just means they are weak to affection.

>> No.30001185

>>30001110
This is the proper way to treat heavily muscular, scarred monsters.

>> No.30001236

>>30001110
Is that why my shortstack Nacha bites me?

>> No.30001242

Wurm is the type of monster that makes pie out of water when making water pie.

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>>30001185
Be careful not overdo it though, the bigger ones tend to be more sensitive.

>> No.30001304

>>30001242
How does it keep shape? How does it have flavor? No one knows

>> No.30001378

>>30001185
>big, strong, scarred monster insists you shouldn't be wasting your time with her when you could be with a more petite and feminine monster
>she's confused when that just makes you cuddle harder

>> No.30001479

>>29999428
Yeehaw!

>> No.30001623
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>Oi oi...

>> No.30001630

>>30001378
>a more petite and feminine monster
But her big body is sexy and she's the model of femininity.

>> No.30001654

>>30001623
Oi! That's a crocodile! Ain't she a beautiful creature? I'm going to stick my thumb in 'er butthole and see what she does!

>> No.30001688

>>30001623
Don't mind me, I'm just going to place this blue meat right here

>> No.30001880

>>29990442
Absolutely perfect

>> No.30002070

>>30001623
Mam your shorts are unbuttoned.

>> No.30002115

>>30002070
Oh no, now you have to pay for the show.

>> No.30002182

>>30001630
You're gonna have to work hard to convince her of that.

>> No.30003010

>>30002115
I don't have money...

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>>30003010
Oh no, guess you'll need some other way to pay.

>> No.30003170

>>30001623
>No hair down there
Eh

>> No.30003261

>>30003070
Like a credit card?

>> No.30003584

>>30003170
Would the carpet match the drapes?

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>>30003261
Good thinking, Anon! Don't worry about maxing out your limit, everything will be alright.

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I want a story where a man gets to see a woman willingly corrupt herself for him

>> No.30005627

>>30004388
>>29998449
>>29999428
Is it me or many of the girls look better as human

>> No.30005654

>>30005627
Its mixed
I like the idea of corruption so I like both

>> No.30005713

>>30005627
It's not you. KC does this thing where he draws a really attractive human girl but naturally the monster version has to be hotter so he tries to make her better looking but overdoes something and cocks everything up. Druella's stupid edgy points and eyes on everything fashion signature helps absolutely nothing, either.

>> No.30005753

>>30005713
I like them

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On one hand, I want to be in the middle of this. On the other hand, a graped shirohebi sounds terrifying.

>> No.30005899

>>30005869
>a graped shirohebi sounds terrifying.
I think the flamed apop might be worse.

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