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Kikimoras are lovely, aren't they?

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>> No.30060876
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If your waifu doesn't have developed fangs she's inferior. Simple as.

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Kikis are the perfect addition to any marriage.

>> No.30060933

>Be single
>Touch snake fur
>Married to snake

>> No.30061066

>Not even 600 posts
For shame

>> No.30061084

What would happen if I were to become a serial kidnapper of various single monsters?

>> No.30061110

>>30061066
In case you haven’t noticed the threads tend to die when the holotards make ten fucking threads all at once.

>> No.30061171

>>30060876
My waifu has got relatively more pronounced canines as she is a canine, but I don't think they'd be considered full on fangs.

>> No.30061512

>>30061084
That's pretty much being a super hero for mamono, expect a lot of fanfics being made about you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0

>> No.30062004
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I wanna fall asleep holding a Lim

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>>30062004
I want to fall asleep with my head between a lilims boobs while she holds me, wings and tails and all

>> No.30062383

Those who marry deep sea fish would never know it was winter

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>> No.30062786

>>30062235
Where can I buy Lim milk?

>> No.30063032

>>30062786
You can't buy it, you have to find a lim and go straight for the tap

>> No.30063246

>>30062551
Never had no peanutbutter but when in my country every Thursday is pea soup day, and pea soup naturally has pancakes and strawberry jam associated with it.

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You got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you're cooler than me

>> No.30063917
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I wish to do unholy things with the local nun!

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>>30063917
>640x352
tiny nun

>> No.30064364

>>30064182
A nun for ants!

>> No.30064854

>>30064364
A nun goes to an ant-hill to do missionary work, how does it work?

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>>30063894
>tfw I will never be as cool as that weresheep

>> No.30065051

>>30065032
I'd fug that sheep and I'm not even Welsh.

>> No.30065084
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>>30065051

>> No.30065721

>anubis
>bunyip
>crow tengu
>mantis
Anyone I'm missing if I want to add maximum autism to my harem?

>> No.30065722
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You're travelling with the endless caravan, bound and sold as a slave
Move closer to me
I can take you anywhere
I think you're ready to see
The Gates of Babylon

>> No.30065778

>>30063246
>Never had peanutbutter
This should be a crime

>> No.30065829

>>30065721
Lich, Cyclops, Nightmare, Phantom

>> No.30065994

>>30065722
(((Tanuki)))

>> No.30066080

>>30065722
oy vey

>> No.30066387
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>>30065722
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and 'scouting for boys'

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30066660

Is it wrong to ask a monster out just so you can visit her sexy aunt?

>> No.30066779

>>30066660
Yes, don't get her hopes up unnecessarily and ask the aunt out herself.

>> No.30066810

>>30066660
Only if it doesn't end with a FFM intercourse

>> No.30067321
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Can love bloom on the battlefield?

>> No.30067402
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Is suplexing a big, buff monster considered part of a mating ritual?

>> No.30067424

>>30067402
No but is foreplay

>> No.30067619

>>30067321
I'm not sure about that, but I want a combat automaton to capture me and then reprogram herself to register me as her master.
Combat automatons are cool and sexy!

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>>30067321
Can I be captured by the night gaunts soldier then?

>> No.30067670
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>>30067619
Golem!

>> No.30067834

>>30067643
>Not realizing the suit is her hubby
I'm sorry anon she's taken

>> No.30067874

>>30067834
What do unmarried ones look like?

>> No.30067904
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>>30067874
Naked, why do you think there's so few of them?

>> No.30067925

>>30067874
Smaller wings and tail.

>> No.30067985

>>30067834
Can I get her unmarried sister then?

>> No.30068181

>>30067670
Gonna bully a bismuth golem for being edgy.

>> No.30068576

>>30067643
rubber soldiers are for bullying

>> No.30069423
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Is it alright to take a monster from the petting zoo?

>> No.30069590
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I want to make an angel fall in love with me.

>> No.30069595

>>30069423
Thats the indentation.

>> No.30069898

>>30058034
>>30058156
>hanging out with the bros
>joke about the ""undead ball invitation"" scam
>they just look confused
>they haven't seen or heard of anything like that
>tell them you've gotten probably ten suspicious invitations in your mail to "bring yourself and friends" to a supposed undead high society event
>you've just been throwing them away
>bros are looking more worried now
>one gets up and heads to the door
>it's unlocked, but won't open
>the lights go out
You don't decline an undead noble's invitation, and a lack of response is just a request for an escort.

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>>30069898
Undead? More like dumbdead

>> No.30070385
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>>30069898
>keep getting weird invitations written in crayon
>looks like it's for a kids birthday party or something
>throw them away, figuring it's a joke or a mistake
>a week later on the date a dozen Sabbath members show up at your house
>you missed the part in the invitations where the location was your house
>tfw they collectively call you Oniisan and invade your house
The Sabbath keeps getting more and more proactive about their big brother hunting.

>> No.30070501

>>30069898
I hope I get one with big tiddy at least.

>> No.30070604

>>30070385
>Men are worried are being targeted next
>New private security companies pop up
>All new companies are just fronts to get into single men's houses.
You're never safe in MGC.

>> No.30070770

Do you think single wights pretend to be zombies to lower their target's guard?

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>> No.30070971

>>30070604
>"Security Experts" come in and set up cameras
>notice that all the cameras are pointed toward odd places
>a few pointing directly at the bed
>nearly 5 in the bathroom alone
>they assure you that it's all above board.
>"Didn't you know that crimes in the home are like 97.3% more likely to occur in these spots?"
>happen to find yourself on the MG Dark Web, thousands of videos of you

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It's gonna be a green Christmas

>> No.30071083

>>30070604
>You're never safe in MGC.
With a white snake bodyguard, your chance of getting raped by mamono is exactly 0%.
You do have to put up with some really weird procedures, but that's the price of total safety.

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>>30070770
>Paroling a grave yard for undead
>Hear some strange noises and shit myself
>Its just a zombie
>Go over to it to put down
>Get clawed and spoil my pants

>> No.30071259

>>30071154
>Paroling a grave yard for undead
What crimes did they do?

>> No.30071306

>>30071259
Being to good.

>> No.30071316

>>30071259
Streaking

>> No.30071328

>>30070604
If you're fat or socially awkward though monsters won't go for you since they only like chads. So if your either of those things just move to MGC and you'll be guaranteed a peaceful life. No need to worry about "bodyguards" or "protection", just go outside unguarded as much as possible.

Just remember to buy Miss T. Nuki's guidebook for all the best singles ba...uh...tourist destinations.

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>>30071042
If only

>> No.30071673
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>>30060732

>> No.30071720

>>30070971
>advertised above all the videos of you taken so far is a link selling subscriptions for an upcoming "steamy live stream event"
>check the date for it
>it's today
>hear a knock at your door

>> No.30071786

>>30071328
I don't know, I would not be comfortable being surrounded by so many attractive women that find me repulsive. I'll just stay in my human town and not bother anyone.

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>> No.30071955

>>30071922
She’s a big girl

>> No.30071971

>>30071922
>Repost

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>> No.30072019
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Piggu

>> No.30072040

>>30071673
Schizo goat is feeling blue

>> No.30072090

>>30071922
Shame that's a married gaunt

>> No.30072137

>>30072019
Gonna pork the piggu

>> No.30072159

>>30072001
Clearly a very minor leader with breasts like that.

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>> No.30072422

>>30072292
I need art of a Bogey offering a Jinko some fresh tuna in return for shoving a kid off the bed

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>>30071083
>Monsters can't rape you if your permanently locked inside of a white snake

>> No.30072453

>>30072292
Bogeys are terrifying man. To think one just can come out of a closet and give you a big hug, too scary for me to handle.

>> No.30072523

>>30072445
You're really only safe if you're completely inside the white snake

>> No.30072771

>>30072453
Once you realize they like making Dad/Mom jokes then they really ain't as scary.

>> No.30072976

Who is the seto kaiba of mgs?

>> No.30073242
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>> No.30073262

>>30071922
slimy rubber bitch

>> No.30073264
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>>30067904
>>30067834
The suit isn't literally their husband. I don't understand why people think this when the entry itself even says they gain a grotesque form that is able to excrete and control mucus.
>Based on their appearance, it is easily possible to distinguish whether or not they have a husband. Married individuals have a grotesque creature, which is their husband grappling them from behind, with countless tentacles crawling all over them, and it can even look like they're having sex in the rear entry position.
The squid bat creature on their back is their husband the suit is just made by them. They can make their own rubber suit if not married also.
>The female body excretes a mucous which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
>Thus the rubber suit is covered in a slick of fresh mucous which makes the surface more reflective. The mucous also releases some magical light of its own.
>The female body produces the greatest volume of fluid from her fingertips and breasts, which makes them seem to glow from the soft light produced.
It the giant wing hands that and tentacles that makes it easy to tell if they are married. Once married they stop producing their own suit and rely on their husband because as the making of says
>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.

>> No.30073318

>>30067321
>circular barrel extension turns heart-shaped right at the tip end
what magic is this?

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Which monster is best for saying "Ya'll aren't from 'round here" when you get lost in the bayou
>Rougarou, chocolate skinned werewolf
>Hillbilly vampire, maybe a fungal variant
>Strongfat crocodile lizardman variant

>> No.30073539

>>30073412
Swamp elves and sneks.

>> No.30073559

>>30073412
I want to be confronted by a bayou bunyip who loses all composure after being told her drawl is cute

>> No.30073660

>>30069423
no, it's a petting zoo, not an adopting zoo.

>> No.30073693
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>> No.30073719

>>30073693
So, that's what the watermelon was for.

>> No.30073810

The dark priests will help you become closer to god if you do this one thing with her in her room!

>> No.30073862

We're not getting wrinkly grandma monsters are we?

>> No.30073898

I wonder what kind of fucked up leanen sidhe would produce one of those "ugly bitch" doujins.

>> No.30073936

>>30073862
I hope you're ready for a GILF Balrog

>> No.30073958

>>30073412
Hyuk hyuk, looks at me ma', I done captured this here hyuuman.

>> No.30073991

>>30073898
Freshmen student is raped in the school bathroom by a senior hellhound.

>> No.30074079

>>30072445
>tfw waifu doesn't have a snake tail
She can still immobilize me with a glance or just a few words. And then there's all the rope she's been buying...

>> No.30074120

>>30073991
Lets turn it up a notch and add her friends.

>> No.30074187

>>30070604
>Not just requesting an Automaton for personal protection

If I am going to get laid by a Mamono and be husbanded, may as well be with one I can at least have say over. Plus she self-upgrades to my own tastes. It's a win-win.

>> No.30074225

>>30073898
Bitter one that believes men are nothing but whores to be degraded and wishes she was able to overpower a man.

>> No.30074441

>>30074225
>Leanen sidhe Gets a husband
>Starts making vanilla lovey dovey doujins
>Her fans are peeved but still shlick to them "for the artsyle"

>> No.30074511

>>30073991
That sounds terrible! She should have the hellhound take pictures for blackmail. You know as a joke haha

>> No.30074582

>>30060876
When will fanglets learn?

>> No.30074819
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>monster attacks you and forces themselves on you
>all for the sake of raping you into becoming their master
I really really really like this concept

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>>30073991
>Still single in her fourth year
No wonder she turned to proactive dating. Might be weird for the freshmen boy to go through three years of highschool when his girlfriend has already graduated. At least it gives her an excuse to have him live at her place

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>>30074821
Maybe she's into that whole under/upperclassman dynamic.

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>>>30021023
>Space outlaw anon gets caught by other authorities and is going to be locked up for life
>Dragon commander volunteers to be his defence lawyer because only 'she' can capture him
I'd watch it

>> No.30075057

>>30074819
I'm not sure who's whose master anymore.

>> No.30075123

>>30043958
>"You know what to, Anon. The mansion has plenty of empty rooms."

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>>30060933
>be single
>get erection from gorilla hug
>married to gorilla

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>That's a nice halo you got there

>> No.30075576

>>30075037
How did Space Outlaw Anon end up getting caught anyway? Who could be more a more competent law enforcement agent than Dragon Commander?

>> No.30075698

I like cows,

>> No.30075841
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Mind control monsters: yay or nay?

>> No.30075879

>>30075841
Na-
ALL GLORY TO HYPNO TOAD

>> No.30075918

>>30075841
Lame like MC.

>> No.30076017

>>30075841
Is that a Pokémon?

>> No.30076049

>>30075576
Authorities from his home planet, that's what makes them the true villains. They know him and aren't mamano so they have no qualms about locking him up for life. He lead them away from the rest of his crew after an ambush and the commander is the only one who can help now!
I'm always a sucker for a genuine threat to build tension in a lighthearted series

>> No.30076154

>>30076017
Yes, it's drowzee

>> No.30076155

>>30075841
yes, both being MC'd by and MCing monsters
>>30076017
Hypno as your new onee-san

>> No.30076183

>>30076049
Curse you Space Javert!

>> No.30076275

>>30076155
Staring into an Owl Mage's eyes would have the same effect too I think

She'd probably release it only when you're deep in her

>> No.30076283

>>30076017
Pokemon has a huge monstergirl potential and has not been exploited.

What are some other universes/settings with potential? I can think of Doom, for example.

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>>30076283
Many lovely girls in SMT/Persona

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>>30076367
Wait a tick...

>> No.30076630
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Ghosts are cute

>> No.30076784

>>30076283
Not to be that guy but most of age of sigmar monsters or races.

>> No.30076804

>>30075841
Being MC'd by a monstergirl is the dream.

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>>30075841
Well orchestrated, careful mind-bending with respect for the partner, especially if it helps with roleplay or managing stress and mental health. Pendulum swingers with swirly eyes can take a hike.

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>>30072445
I really REALLY like this pic

>> No.30076980

>>30076283
>and has not been exploited.

>> No.30077016

>>30070385
>start recieving anonymous love letters
>they're in beautiful handwriting and well-worded
>the latest one reads you can spot the sender by a specific type of flower they're wearing
>a few days later, you're walking down the street and see a girl wearing a bunch of those flowers on her uniform
>she's a little schoolgirl Demon that's always greeted you while looking smug and mesugaki-ish when you happen to pass eachother

>> No.30077022

>>30075841
Only if the monster uses the MC to help their husband be more affectionate
>Be married, but poor at expressing love to your partner
>Hypno
>Be huffing wife's neck fluff, and pouring your love (and spirit energy) into your partner

>> No.30077096

When are we getting more Mesopotamian monsters? The ones so far are girtablilu and lilith but what else
>Anzu, cat/bird storm demons
>Mushussu, furred serpent dragons
>Lamashtu, guardian winged bull spirits
Lamashtu in particular would be perfect for an ochimusa-like devoted minotaur subspecies

>> No.30077501

>>30077096
Gib Tiamat mommy gf

>> No.30077650

>>30075488
Can halos really be swapped out like that? Do different halos provide different buffs or something?

>> No.30077703

>>30077022
>Neck fluff
Based

>> No.30077778

lolidom is best dom

>> No.30077800

>>30075841
I have a mindcrontol fetish, so yes.

>> No.30077886

>>30075841
What kind of nerd gets mind-controlled? There's no way I'd be that weak.

>> No.30077896

>>30077778
What kind? The kind where they're mean to the sub, or the kind where they just take initiative?

>> No.30077925

>>30077096
I guess you could make a monster out of that girl Enkidu laid with for a week straight.

>> No.30077936

>>30077886
The kind desperate enough to simp for some pussy

>> No.30078019

>>30077925
She was far worse than any monster, she was, and Druella forgive me for saying this, a thot.

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>> No.30078535

>>30069898
But I don't know how to dance and I am boring to talk to!

>> No.30078600
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Big fox milkies.

>> No.30078785

>>30078535
You're not going to be doing much of either buddy.

>> No.30078861

>>30069898
What happens if you do respond (politely or not) that you decline?

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>> No.30078998

>>30078861
They'll understand that you're just shy, and that you didn't actually mean it.

>> No.30079065
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I like big buns.

>> No.30079099

>>30079065
Buns are built for breeding, not battle

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Tfw no mosquito wife who teases your other harem members about being more fertile than them

>> No.30079183

Can I get an emergency backup gf if my waifu is currently not around to rape my cock stupid in case I get horny?

>> No.30079267

>>30079183
>emergency backup gf
Automaton tech sure has come a long way.

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>> No.30079398

>>30078885
the forbidden technique...

>> No.30079436

>>30079296
Good thing MGE has a solution for this. Just take the monsterpill and have him all for yourself forever.

>> No.30079453

>>30079296
Aah yes, ye olde pleb filter image.

>> No.30079562
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>>30079296
*hits pipe*

>> No.30079623

>>30079296
There's is no such things as a single momster. If your momster is single, you were already her husband from the start.

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>>30079436
>Good thing MGE has a solution for this.
Uh, pretty sure that in the event MGE monsters gained the ability to have male children, they wouldn't fuck them because that would go against the "no sex with anyone but hubby" rule.

>> No.30079682

>>30072292
>Heard you were being sad like I wouldn't find out

>> No.30079783

>>30075123
Yeah the mansion is technically endless. Even the library/archive is huge. Lots of space for a big household.

>> No.30079834

>>30079296
>This image was brought to you by the momster subdivision of the onee-sabbath

>> No.30080090

So we know that monsters change when entering wonderland to fit the atmosphere. What would some monsters look like after being changed in wonderland?

>> No.30080215

>>30080090
Pink-er in general.

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>> No.30080562
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Old school Demon women

>> No.30080664
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I am scared.

>> No.30080686

>>30080664
Why

>> No.30080711

>>30080562
>Devilman lady
>MANGA devilman lady
It's a strong no from me

>> No.30080741
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How would you want a monster to dramatically introduce herself?

>> No.30080795

>>30073559
then she pounces

>> No.30080813

>>30080741
Highly choreographed song and dance number

>> No.30080869

>>30080741
Standing on top mad max's War rig

>> No.30080893

>>30080813
Look, I get it, a phantom sounds like fun. But are you SURE you want to live in a musical 24/7?

>> No.30080921

>>30080893
YES YES VERY YES

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>>30080893
Not him, but considering I unironically like PMVs, I probably wouldn’t mind it

>> No.30081075
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>> No.30081109

>>30080935
Please tell me that has another meaning. The most popular thing that comes up when you google has to do with the horse show

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>>30079099
You say that but you haven't seen the claws on wild rabbits, their powerful legs and quick reflexes would also make them surprisingly deadly fighters. Imagine the hijinks you could get up to adventuring with a warrior rabbit

>> No.30081156

>>30081109
Porn Music Videos

>> No.30081540
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i really love this cat!

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>>30079646
They would have to be an adoptive mother to get that to work
Or you could have a situation where the momster does the reverse of what Fry did in futurama and goes forward in time while young to make her son his own father

>> No.30081602

titania rapes human man!

>> No.30081652

>>30080869
Redblooded monstergirls would cream their khakis if you made your entrance playing an flame-throwing electric guitar hybrid

>> No.30081705

>>30081132
Impressive ones bit those breeding abilities and instincts don't lie

>> No.30081736

>>30080741
a long and flashy magical girl transformation sequence where she goes from her disguise of a normal girl into her true form of a Battle Angel of Magic and Justice and Stopping evil nefarious plans of baddie-bad Anon Ymous. She'll do that multiple times on multiple occasions, and on the last time before the final battle, i'll interrupt the clothes-change sequence mid way through, leaving her naked and defenceless and completely losing to me in the penultimate moments when she was supposed to be winning.

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>>30081602
She thought is was a game.

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>> No.30082076

>>30081775
They always say that...

>> No.30082129

>>30076283
Monster hunter is another one basically any series that focuses on monsters

>> No.30082160

>>30082076
Rape is a game and that's all it is to them

>> No.30082405
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birb

>> No.30082462

>>30082405
Birb boob.

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Optimized for hugging.

>> No.30083299

need bird

>> No.30083639
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>>30083299
Seed bird

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>>30083293
Optimized for anal

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>>30083299
bird a cute

>> No.30083959

We are born wanting the christmas cake, made men by the christmas cake, undone by the christmas cake. Our eyes are yet to open...
Fear the old christmas cake.
By the gods, fear it, anon.

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Why is it that the more untrustworthy a fox looks the more I want to trust her?

>> No.30084464

>>30083676
Realistically what are the MGs that would be most into their husband’s ass?

>> No.30084465

>>30084382

You were abused by a parent/close relative and want to mend the relationship?

>> No.30084527

>>30084382
Because you know deep down that all foxes are trustworthy.

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>>30084464

>> No.30084631

>>30084382
Because the untrustworthy ones hide it

>> No.30084665

>>30084464
I can't speak with certainty, but Kakuen in particular would enjoy slapping her man's ass.

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>>30084464
>>30084581

>> No.30084818

>>30083676
>>30084464
>>30084581
>>30084752
>>>/y/

>> No.30084820

>>30084464
roaches and co. will love the stink of unwashed husband ass

>> No.30084866
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Zipangu sure is an interesting place.

>> No.30084939

>>30084818
It’s not gay if it’s a female’s tentacle
r-right?

>> No.30084949

>>30084631
>cute and friendly looking fox is a scheming cunt, in the worst case scenario she's a fucking kumiho
>creepy and sleazy looking fox is just socially awkward, all she wants is to love and be loved

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>> No.30085094

>>30081775
>Titania Queen wants her knight-husband to teach her some swordsmanship
She has always enjoyed watching him practice in the courtyard and now she wants to know what it is all about.

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>>30083959
Yeah yeah yeah whatever, now if excuse me I have to let this nice Innocent demon in.

>> No.30085125

>>30080664
Lady, you're gonna catch a cold if you stay out in this rain without an umbrella. Come inside and warm yourself by the fire. I'll get you a blanket and fix a nice bowl of soup for you.
>And anon was never heard from again.
>...unless you count the week long sounds of moaning and furniture being rocked and then broken.

>> No.30085165

>>30084866
What have you done, Yukari?

>> No.30085199

>>30085111
My brain would freeze if an attractive woman gave me a present.

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>>30084866
They just do this to scare away invading Order soldiers

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>> No.30085480

>>30085212
>Scare away
MGs wouldn't want to scare away an army of single men.

>> No.30085481

>>30085212
Judging by her eyes, it looks like someone got woken up early from their hibernation. Go back to sleep, Yukari-sama.

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>>30084382
Untrustworthy? Nah bro, they're very honest and kind to us, why would they ever lie? Just be quiet and ignore that fluffy feeling crawling up your back, it's nothing to worry about!

>> No.30085588

>>30085212
Is it wrong to want to sleep on her lap as she pats my head?

>> No.30085631

>>30085480
I guess you could remove the "away" part. Either way some of these fanatical order bands can cause some unnecessary trouble(trashing some shrines ect). Pissed off yokai might want to give them a scare as revenge.

>> No.30085662

>>30085474
How 80's.

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>>30085588
As long as you know your place

>> No.30085701

>>30085671
I have zero ambition if that's what asked.

>> No.30085769

>>30085701
Ambition is fine. Just don't interfere in yokai politics

>> No.30085782

>>30085769
Well that's easy.

>> No.30085799

>a rune factory like h mg game, yay or nay

>> No.30085856

>>30085799
I can think of a couple that have been tried, but none of which have been finished.

>> No.30085910

What monsters would be discord groomers? I think the neet bug would end doing this.

>> No.30086058

what happens if you mix up a basilisk and cockatrice

>> No.30086075

>>30085799
there was a project from /jp/ trying to make a touhou harvest moon game , the project fall apart.
to this day I still have the project website on my bookmark toolbar.

>> No.30086101

What do you think hellhound kids act like around potential husbands? Any differences from adults?

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>>30085910
baphomets grooming older men for being a big bro

>> No.30086262

Who do you guys like the most out of the three new girls bogey,creeping coin and wonderworm?

>> No.30086295

>>30086168
>role reversal where loli monsters are grooming adult men through the internet
Pretty funny honestly

>> No.30086306

>>30084464
My waifu
>>30084818
Closet Alp

>> No.30086319

>>30086262
Creeping coin because I like money.

>> No.30086339

>>30086262
Creeping coin, cause I like money

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>>30086262
Wonderworm, no contest.

>> No.30086379

>>30086262
worm.

>> No.30086380

>>30086262
Bogey, but they're all pretty good.

>> No.30086417

>>30086262
Wonderworm, I don’t care for the drugs aspect, but I also don’t care for creeping coin, and I’m not attracted to the plushy aesthetic of Bogey. Worm kinda looks like a mommy though so she’s the best of the three to me

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>> No.30086445

>>30086262
weedworm
CC is boring and I'm not the bogey's target audience

>> No.30086448

>>30085782
Powerful yokai mamono are pretty laid-back most of the time so as long as you serve her when needed you are pretty free to pursue whatever you want

>> No.30086475

>>30086101
Heckpups are loyal controlling friends and they get really mad when their "friend who is a boy" talks to another girl.

>> No.30086622

>>30086475
>friend who is a boy
Would this be a thing monster children would do? Seems like the opposite problem where they call a man they're not married to their spouse would happen, only it wouldn't be a problem because when a monster calls you her husband she fucking means it.

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>> No.30086762
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>What's a cute boy like you doing in a place like this?

>> No.30086784

>>30086448
The power of the kitchen is at your command, Yukari, Lady of the Gaps.

Make me a dinner worthy of Hakugyokurou.

>> No.30086833

>>30086762
Shog wants to protect

>> No.30086916

>>30086622
Yes because monsters still fear rejection and young boys are clueless.

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>>30086448

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>> No.30087360

>>30087340
Very Swedish gifts.

>> No.30087392

>>30086979
>She uses you as a daki when she hibernates
>Luckily you are already an incubus so you don't have to worry about starving to death and so on
Some of these ancient yokai are way too laid-back

>> No.30087401

>>30084382
Ending up the boytoy of old powerful foxes like those would be ideal.

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>>30086101
>What do you think hellhound kids act like around potential husbands?
Half feisty tomboy, half smug sexy brat.

Wears too little clothes. Gets you to play games with her that turn suggestive or sexual. Likes physical activity that easily gets her accidentally groped.

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>>30084382
Foxes would never hurt you.

>> No.30087559

>>30087392
I wish Ran could quietly bring me snacks so as not to disturb her mistress. Even if I don't have to eat, I still would enjoy it.

>> No.30087588

>>30087505
Even if you want them to?

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>> No.30087878

>>30087611
I want that fat cat.

>> No.30087999

>>30084382
Don't trust foxes. Trust Gazer instead. Just Gazer. Not any other Gazers, though. They're worse than foxes.

>> No.30088374
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Imagine what would happen if you covered your night gaunt wife in pleasure runes

>> No.30088548
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>>30087999
Lies.

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>> No.30089021

>>30088374
I'd assume 101% pleasure

>> No.30089107

>>30088548
No, it's true. My uncle trusted a fox once, now he's been cursed to have fur on all of his clothes for life. Especially the black ones

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>>30072976

>> No.30089153

>>30089112
So an alp?

>> No.30089386

>>30089107
You've convinced me. Where do I find this "gazer" and will she help me keep my clothes clean?

>> No.30089407

>>30089112
I bet she harasses pharaohs more than grape snakes.

>> No.30089434

>>30089386
>clean
>Goo
>But also floof
No, you do not want a gazer if you like clean clothes. Try a sandworm, you'll never worry about your clothes again.

>> No.30089437

>>30089153
>>30089112
if you could convince seto that being a chick would help him beat atem he would alp on just that fact alone.

>> No.30089477
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What do monster girls do when I'm gone?

>> No.30089513

>>30089434
But I'll get sand everywhere...

>> No.30089531

>>30089434
>Try a sandworm
I'm going to make 'er a lot of little Makers.

>> No.30089549 [DELETED] 

Follow you in disguise

>> No.30089593

>>30089477
Wait for you to get back

>> No.30089605

>>30089513
>I'll get sand everywhere...
Only once, then you'll never need to deal with sand again. EVER.

>> No.30089659

>>30089477
It's a mystery, just like how the receptionist and your secretary all look like her.

>> No.30089722

>>30089659
Come to think of it, my new therapist does look awfully familiar.

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>>30089513
Nonsense, a sandworm's living space is always 100% clean.

>> No.30089781

>Mamono empire whose palaces are adorned with reliefs of monsters raping men. Most of the palace interior is adorned with what amounts to being really exquisite pornography. As if you took great ancient artists but they considered making monster femdom porn the highest form of art.
>Human diplomats always get nervous when visiting.

>> No.30089827

>>30089722
>my new the-rapist
Uh-oh. At least you won't be cheating.

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>>30089722
And your hair-dresser. And the canteen lady. And that waitress at the local family restaurant. And the nice girl at the bakery two stops down.

>> No.30089917

>>30089781
>no diplomat team has managed to stay for more than 3 months without immigrating or begging for a transfer
>some bright sparks bring their wives and families
>those tend to get their green cards a lot faster
>the most senior diplomats operate out of the neighboring human state surrounded by chastity belts

>> No.30089930

>>30089434
If you're with a sandworm, do you just keep a set of clothes in an acid proof bag for when you go out on the town, or what?

>> No.30089955
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>having lunch with a March Hare
>realize she’s a total nutjob and decide you want to leave
>excuse yourself to “go to the bathroom”
>”oh, ok, sure! Whatever you need!”
>get up to leave
>she gets up too
>only to immediately get on her knees in front of you and present her mouth
What do?

>> No.30089977

>>30086295
>It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work.
>Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me.
>The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously.
>She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
>I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
>She chuckled darkly,
"Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
>I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
>As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
>I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
>They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say
"Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
>Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
>As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle.
>It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

>> No.30090012
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>>30089833
I'm starting to get a little paranoid now. Am I actually leaving my house or is she messing with my mind and keeping me safe at home.

>> No.30090020

A single Parasite Slime with multiple hosts or multiple Parasite Slimes inhabiting a single host?

>> No.30090040
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>>30090012
Yes.

>> No.30090048

>>30089722
I wouldn’t worry about it. Skin walker mg when?

>> No.30090124

>>30069984
Elegant sexy vamp

>> No.30090162

>>30089930
As I recall, she doesn't HAVE to dissolve your clothes so you could just wear goopy clothing at all times (dumb because that would interfere with ravishing, and they'd probably get dissolved in a fit of passion, but...) or just keep a set in a dry bag.

>> No.30090163

>>30071259
They violated the NAP, that graveyard's state property they're squatting in. Gotta give 'em the boot!

>> No.30090182
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>> No.30090186

>>30089955
Tell her you have pee shyness or something.

>> No.30090192

>>30072292
Any one else just kinda wanna fall off the bed onto her?

>> No.30090194

>>30089955
360 and moonwalk the fuck outta there. Buns a shit. A SHIIIIIIIIT.

>> No.30090209

>>30090182
the most dangerous mofu

>> No.30090269

>>30089955
>having lunch with a March Hare
>realize she’s a total nutjob and decide you want to marry her
fixed

>> No.30090279

>>30090182
What does the mofu become on an adult manticore? her neck mofu? is that why its so soft?

>> No.30090342

>>30083639
>>30083299
>glanced over both posts
>Brain autocorrected to sneed bird
Man I need a break from /pol/...

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>>30090182

>> No.30090422

>>30090354
could a novice start at Mofu Deluxe or is that too dangerous?

>> No.30090446

>>30090342
Would /mpol/ blame everything on ratas or human women?

>> No.30090453
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EXPLOSIONS

>> No.30090476
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>>30090422

>> No.30090493

>>30090446
On Tanuki, come on man.

>> No.30090506

>>30090354
I'm gonna ask to see the secret mofu menu

>> No.30090507
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>>30090422
Nothing would go wrong.

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>>30090342
Seed and feed!

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>>30090506
You were warned

>> No.30090621

>>30090476
Don't look down on me, I'll prove that I can handle it. You know what, I'll even order the Max Mofu instead!

>> No.30090625

>>30090354
3 orders of max mofu, to go.

>> No.30090690

Zombies affectionately swarming kind wights like moths to a flame.

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>>30090506
F

>> No.30090831

My mofu is too strong for you, traveler

>> No.30090861

>>30090831
Good. I want to get broken by mofu.

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>>30090771
O

>> No.30090922

>>30090831
Mofu-seller, I am going to sleep, and I need your STRONGEST mofu

>> No.30090973

>>30089659
>oblivious salary man has no idea all his female coworkers are one queen slime

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>>30090897
M

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>>30091002

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>>30090922
My mofu could mindbreak a dragon, let alone a man! You cannot handle my strongest mofu. I suggest you go to a merchant who sells weaker mofu!

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>>30091043

>> No.30091141

>>30090342
I think that you should do that for other reasons, anon...

>> No.30091144

>>30091099
>Kakaka
Why is it so good?

>> No.30091228
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HUFF

>> No.30091237

>>30091141
I unironically don't know where to get a less biased news source. The place is 20% poltards, 30% bots and 50% shills. It kinda draws from all over the spectrum. And arguing is always fun.

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>>30091237
Don't forget you are here forever.

>> No.30091362

>>30091237
Stop reading/watching the news. It only exists to make you paranoid and get hooked. When you're scared, you watch the news. Guess what the news does?

>> No.30091394
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I need an oni to keep me warm at night

>> No.30091398

>>30091362
>Stop laffin at honkworld
no, head-in-sand-san

>> No.30091418

>>30091071
Mofu-seller, what do I have to tell you to get your mofu? Why won't you trust me with your strongest mofu, Mofu-seller, I need it if I'm to be successful in sleeping!

>> No.30091432

>>30089437
Tits ARE distracting.

>> No.30091475

Getting told by an oni she's proud of you for lasting 3 seconds before being pinned by her!

>> No.30091500

>You'll never be a shota who gets tricked into cumming inside a 2,200 year old monster girl

>> No.30091509

>>30091398
Okay yeah go ahead and keep feeding the machine for the sake of your own emotional relief, profligate

>> No.30091519
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I hate being cold, and I hate yuki-onnas cause they make it cold

>> No.30091697

foxes are too basic and normalfag as fuck
who succubus master race here?

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>>30091519
Bitch please.

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>>30091697
>Succubi
>Not basic
But I agree succs are better than foxes

>> No.30091855

>>30091509
>feeding
>he doesn't have adblocker

>> No.30091879

>>30091697
>disses a normalfag race
>mentions another
my sides

>> No.30091932

>>30091855
You really don't get it

>> No.30091940
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>>30091697
>>30091792
Succubi are love

>> No.30091944

When you think about it, do sandworms have the sloppiest kisses among monster girls?

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>>30091697
>>30091792
>>30091879
Mermaids are the most normalfag MG of all.

>> No.30091965

>>30089112
I would rather be the Seto to a cute pale dragon with blue eyes.

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>>30085537
remember anon always trust the misterious 9 tailed fox in the woods

>> No.30092008

>>30091932
nope, enlighten me galaxy brain.

>> No.30092015

>>30091944
they tend to swallow

>> No.30092021
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Really big twintails

>> No.30092049

>>30086262
bogey but the creeping coin has the most meme potential

>> No.30092063

>>30091954
Wrong, that's elves.

>> No.30092076

>>30092021
She's gonna need a lot of help trimming off those split ends...

>> No.30092180

>>30092049
>meme potential
Wat? No she doesn't.

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>>30091979
Kitsune hands typed this post.

>> No.30092216

>>30092008
No because 1. I don't like you and 2. This is the monster girl thread

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Remember if you're cold, she's cold. So let her inside

>> No.30092261

>>30091237
In statistics, you can control for bias through a larger sample size. Consider some MSM for at least a baseline. Just avoid all editorials and opinion pieces in all forms. Wholesale, entirely.
Also Network News is worthless after 6pm. And never just read a headline.

>> No.30092276

>>30092201
Please, I think a kitsune would be smart enough to spell mystelious properly.

>> No.30092297

>>30092276
Now you're just fuckin with me

>> No.30092344
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Imagine settling for just any old mofu

>> No.30092382

>>30092216
>No because 1. I'm just talking shit and 2. I'm just trying to come off as intelligent
Fixed that for you, friend.

>>30092261
Allow me to be more honest. I don't know where else to go that's as unbiased that allows me to be this lazy.

>> No.30092396

>>30092344
Only the biggest, smallest big mofu for me.

>> No.30092669

>>30090690
They just want nice wight hugs

>> No.30092705 [DELETED] 

>>30092382
>that allows me to be this lazy.
Google News. Just go to fucking Google News. There's even a sidebar that gives you the latest fact checking for all the hoaxes out there.
Lazy fuck.

>> No.30092754

>>30091394
Exploring Zipangu with oni wife! Relaxing at a local onsen with oni wife!

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>>30092201
>>30091979

>> No.30092818

>>30092754
Leaving the hot spring feeling refreshed with oni and kakuen wives!

>> No.30092845

>>30092669
And the wight wants to give those hugs out.

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>>30092776
Wait, that fox looks familiar.

>> No.30092950

>>30092344
Gazer is the only mofu for me!
Not those gross soulless chink foxes!

>> No.30093020

>>30092845
>big soft wights hugging a bunch of smol cute zombies
Too cute

>> No.30093021

>>30092845
High tier undead love giving out free hugs to their zombies or mummies and anon.

>> No.30093028

>>30087999
I like the dynamic where gazers hate each other. Family gatherings must be a blast.

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When you see a gazer, please let her have sex with you!

>> No.30093097
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>>30092950
Talkin mad shit for someone in charm distance
I'll stop with all the images, sorry just love posting her too much

>> No.30093106

>>30092705
I'd rather just chill on an unbiased news aggregator and call people names.

>> No.30093122

>>30093028
For extra chaos, throw in an echidna and make them all her daughters.

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>>30093020
>>30093021
Wights have a way of making all their citizens feel loved

>> No.30093148

>>30093106
Piss off cuck. Go back to your bubble

>> No.30093204

>>30093097
It's okay, for second I thought a weird flame war was about to happen between foxfags and gazerfags or something

>> No.30093219

>>30093148
>Getting this angry
Seems proportional.

>> No.30093270

>>30093144
Undead are efficient

>> No.30093285

>>30093204
There's been a cold war going on for a while. Ironic because the cold makes one seek mofu.

>> No.30093322

>>30092344
What would happen if I told a gazer I actually get turned on by mono eyed women but that I prefer cyclops over gazers

>> No.30093323

>>30093285
Mofu Khaganate never should have fucked with the Gazer Emporium.

>> No.30093427

>>30093323
>Gazer Emporium
Sounds like a monocle shop.

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>>30092950
>chink foxes
How rude.

>> No.30093996

>>30093219
Go back to your safe space, Murdoch shill. How many rubles did Soros pay you?

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>>30091519
I like being cold, but I also like having a Yeti around me to keep me warm in the cold

>> No.30094309
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>>30094079
>ywn go outside and enjoy the beautiful winter scenery with your yeti wife
>ywn strip off all your clothes and keep yourself warm with the bodyheat of your fluffy wife
>ywn get a raging boner from her body heat and proceed to mating press her right into the snow
It hurts...

>> No.30094372

Cunny!

>> No.30094444
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>>30094372
You rang?

>> No.30094494

>>30094444
monumentally based

>> No.30094610
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Paladin-san haven't found any monsters so far so he and Cheshire-chan is going to Zipangu to look for some monsters there instead.

>> No.30094626
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>>30094444
Cunnyquads... I kneel

>> No.30094690
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>>30094309
Going back to our cabin to warm up in front of the fireplace, then high intensity cuddling that leads to another round of sex before we pass out for the evening, that's the dream

>> No.30094792

>>30093996
Seek help. Seek a mind flayer.

>> No.30094850

>>30094444
This kinda makes me wish we had a Shirohebi doing the check em pose or something, but anyways bravo cunnybros.

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Submit to shoggoths and become one's master

>> No.30094945

>>30094919
Remins me of monster hunter.
I want a dom shog

>> No.30094998

>>30094610
>What do you mean you haven't found any monsters? There's one on your head!
>This? Oh, that's Cheshire-san.
>Yes! A MONSTER!
>No, she's a monster GIRL. She's completely different.

>> No.30095030

>>30094919
>An arch-tempered Shoggoth has been spotted in the area. Good luck, hunter.

>> No.30095063

>>30094792
I'm joshing ya m8.

>> No.30095079
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Reminder that even if she doesn't look like it the average lilim can still easily punch a hole through a brick wall and bend steel even without using magic.

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>> No.30095102

>>30094998
Yeah. he asked around in the mamono village he visited, but he couldn't find any leads on the monsters. He helped out the villages with whatever they needed instead, like a proper paladin of the Order.

>> No.30095127

>>30095079
But the only super power any monster has ever needed is the ability to melt a man's heart.

>> No.30095140

>>30095079
That guy is about to get one crazy, mindbreaking handjob.

>> No.30095173

>>30095091
What gifts will she bring?

>> No.30095200

>>30090012
Given the situation with TheVarus™ that actually sounds comfy.

>> No.30095210

>>30094610
>"Ne, Pally~ What you going to do when you finally find a monster?"
>"I shall smite it, of course! For the glory of the Chief God, I shall not let a single monster escape my vigilant gaze!"
>"Oh, really? Tell me more."
>"I shall show them my mighty sword! All monster will cower before such a blessed weapon!"
>"I bet they will. It's sooo big~"
>"Indeed! Then I shall strike hard and true! They will be defeated with a single blow!"
>"Ooh, yeah. Stab right into the deepest part of them~ They won't be able to take it~"
>"Verily! Their bodies will lay in piles around me, defeated!"
>"Kyaah~ Taking on more than one at a time? What a hero~"
>"But of course! Monsters shall learn to tremble before me!"
>"I'm sure they'll be trembling before AND after you're down with them~"

>> No.30095230

>>30094945
Dom shog is all out, we still got powerbottom shog though

>> No.30095245

>>30095173
High-impact sexual violence.

>> No.30095276

>>30095127
Dark slimes have such wisdom.

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>>30090422
>>30090506
>>30090608
>>30090625
>>30090621
"...another one"

>> No.30095420

>>30095407
>local man drowns in mofu
>he said he'll do it again

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>>30094444
Today, I will remind them.

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>>30094444

>> No.30095510
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>>30095407
Just say nofu to mofu

>> No.30095533

>>30095469
this is data fabricated and manipulated to protect people from the high intensity sexual danger of christmas cake

>> No.30095560

>>30095210
Wholesome adventures with Pally and Cheshire-chan!

That one episode when he encounters a gang of paladins that are about to torch a mamono village
He sends them packing while denouncing them as renegades
He isn't the brightest, but his strength is something you don't wanna mess with.

>> No.30095562

>>30095510
I can handle it. Send me in, coach, I'm ready.

>> No.30095617

>>30091697
Succubi are literally the pumpkin spice latte of the monster girl universe. I'm not saying you have shit taste; I'm saying you have no taste.

>> No.30095740

>>30095173
>rape

>> No.30095742

>>30095617
>Succubi are literally the pumpkin spice latte of the monster girl universe.
And that means?

>> No.30095777

>>30095230
You mean a kikimora?

>> No.30095778

>>30095469
What's a "Community" sample size of "normal" men exactly? I feel like if I could be bothered looking into it I'd find this "study" is full of shit and riddled with holes.

>> No.30095782
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>>30095533
it's data to remind adult men that they are for CVNNY and not weak rotten hag vagina

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>>30095173
Forced insementation.

>> No.30095826
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>>30095617
MGE Succubi are good and wholesome girls.

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>>30095617
Exactly, succubi are too basic. We all know who the REAL best monster race is

>> No.30096016

>>30095979
Gazer. Also shut up, Succubi are cute.

>> No.30096031

>>30095742
It means they're as basic as it is possible to get. Succubi are like unsalted margarine, or overcooked spaghetti with catsup, or vienna sausages with box mac and cheese: they're the most boring, low effort, no energy choice it's possible to make while still being able to claim you actually choose something.

>> No.30096052

>>30090354
Can I just get a diet mofu? What would that be like?

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>> No.30096096

>>30096031
They are only basic if your imagination is shit. They are good girls that comes in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

>> No.30096244

>>30095778
That's like the first thing you learn in any honest psychology class: any self report study is going to be flawed because 1. people lie, all the time and for no reason, and 2. even if the respondents tell the truth you still have to consider the type of person who would freely answer the kinds of questions you're asking. It'd be almost impossible (or extremely illegal) to get 100% reliable data for a table like that.

>> No.30096274

>>30096096
C O P E

>> No.30096350

>>30096274
>cope
Don't pollute the thread

>> No.30096356

>>30096244
>NOOOOOOO
>IT must be 100% real verified irrefutable fact!!!!
>Let me make a shitty loli infographic and post it all over 4chan for years! like some shitty MLP cancer!

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what's the most creative way to monsterize a heal slut?

>> No.30096399

>>30096274
Go back to /v/

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>>30096274

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Would your waifu try out the Sabbath for a day, just to see what it's like?

>> No.30096535

>>30096396
It's not creative but I could see an experiment into the healing properties of ushi blood going wrong very fast.

>> No.30096666

>>30095617
What flavor are Lamia-types. To me, they are the best combination of exotic and vanilla possible. She can do so much with her tail, but the best thing possible is using it for the hug of a lifetime.

>> No.30096688

>>30096350
>>30096399
>>30096480
Sure is succuslut cope in here.

>> No.30096731

>>30096666
Lamias are fucking hot chocolate on a cold day. Sneks are best, accept no substitutes.

>> No.30096768

>>30096356
....he said, having just posted a shitty loli infographic.

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>>30096520
I hope she doesn’t because I really really don’t like lolis

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No fighting

>> No.30096832

>>30096768
Your reading comprehension isn't the best, my friend.

>>30096520
No.

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>> No.30096920

Anyone here know how to get rid of a skin whitehead on your dick shaft?

>> No.30096939

>>30096920
Imagine getting genital acne
Take a shower

>> No.30096962
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Long snake tails
FAT snake tails
Smooth snake tails
Snake tails coiling snugly around you for warmth on cool nights
Getting cozy under an electric blanket with a lamia and the loops and loops of her heavy tail resting over and around your body
FUCK
I NEED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30096969

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that getting comfy with the wife at night is a blessing, even if she's a big girl....and has a tendency to lay atop you at night.

>> No.30097016

>>30096939
Is every other day not sufficient?

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>>30096962
All of that plus staring into their eyes

>> No.30097172

>>30096962
>>30097064
Oh yeah. That’s it. I prefer to sleep cool so having her siphon off all my excess body heat would be perfect.

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>>30096962
This, but with eel tails.

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>>30084581
>>30084752
Why are they so perfect?

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>>30096962
This but with wurm tails

>> No.30097449

>>30097345
How about just being in the middle of a ball of a wurm, a ryu, and all of the snakes?

>> No.30097581

>>30091323
I am not sure about pure blood claim, but I would fluff it regardless.

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>> No.30097623

>>30097324
Cute, socially anxious and clingy girl in the streets
Absolutely freaky tentacle rape mindbreaker in the sheets

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>>30097581
k.

>> No.30097988

What would a 10/10 monster girl video game be like?

>> No.30098100

>>30097615
*sticks her fingers in warm water*

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>>30096520
But she already is...

>> No.30098388

>>30097970
What does that hand signal mean, "please cum inside me"?

>> No.30098411

>>30098388
It means Fox

>> No.30098588

>>30098411
Ah so it means "cum in the fox"

>> No.30098708

>>30097988
>What would a 10/10 monster girl
Ghoul
>video game
Oh. Uh, something with ghouls.

>> No.30098780

>>30098708
maybe some ghosts, too.

>> No.30098884

>>30096962
I like that too. Or any of the other more unique ways monster girls can immobilize you.

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>>30097970
>only one tail
Lame.

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>> No.30099589

https://youtu.be/vN-EEAwEeN0

>> No.30099626

>>30097988
Dark souls, but you're fighting monstergirls and phantoms are your waifus, and you can have phantoms of the monstergirls you fight, but the further you get in the game without a phantom the harder it gets, and you can have a harem of phantoms but their abilities and state get scaled down the more you have - yet on the other hand they're more varied.

>> No.30099635

>>30099114
What a nasty, vile creature. Wonder what the rape is like.

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>>30099635
Rude.

>> No.30099733

>>30099626
Oh, and if you happen to die anywhere from mid to late game without a phantom, you're forced to accept whatever killed you as your phantom wife, and if you reject her she'll just keep invading and killing you until you stop desummoning your phantom. she can invade boss battles too and will not hesitate to fight dirty

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Well?

>> No.30100032

>>30099999
Alright, I'll do it for the quints...
Reading that book won't turn me into a tentacle monster will it?

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>> No.30100260

>>30099114
>>30099709

Imagine a gazer covering your limbs in her goop (which would then solidfy) as a way of marking you.

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>>30099338
One big tail is superior to multiple tails. How can multi tailed hag kitsunes compete.

>> No.30100675

>>30099499
>Consider the following...

>> No.30101030

>>30100032
>Reading that book won't turn me into a tentacle monster will it?
Yesn't'ldn't've

>> No.30101071

>>30100260
Gazer goo bodysuits

>> No.30101286

>>30101071
I like matching outfits with your wife, but that’s ridiculous.

>> No.30101317

>>30101286
It's like KDF but in reverse.

>> No.30101437

>>30086262
Coin was an instant favorite, like in my top-3. She's delightfully straightforward- smug 'come and get it, boya?' was a button I didn't know I needed pressed
Araara fox for first lady gentlefemdom
Kikimora for secondwife sub toy
CC for side-hoe fwb

>> No.30101867

>>30099733
what if a boss defeats an invading enemy?

>> No.30101894

>>30101867
Invading enemies can't be hit by bosses. :^)

>> No.30101938

I bet Gazer goo taste like salty milk and coins and it's practically her pussy juice.
Quite hot considering that she covers herself in it like a pig in mud.
Imagine the smell of her body and hair smelling like her own vagina cum.

>> No.30101959

>>30101867
Unless you use an item I guess and all that happens is she dies like normal and invades again

>> No.30101975

>>30101894
That sounds really difficult. It's like Resident Evil at this point.

>> No.30102034

>>30101071
>Enhanced parameters
>Temperature controlled
>Flexible for free movement
>Easy to take on and off
Feels like I'm constantly in her embrace
Sounds like something my waifu would make for me.

>> No.30102172

>be succubus
>finally captured the man I was looking to get
>His name is only known as Bill, but I find it so cute!
>lock the room with a succubus key
>noone can stop us now~
>hear a voice outside
>who is that?...
>wait...
>I know that voice...
>I-it's-
>"This is the LockPickingLawyer and today I have a very special upload for you today. My friend, Bosnian Bill, needs my help, so I'm going to do so by breaking him out of this monster's trap. "
>I-it should be fine. He shouldn't know the intricate knowledge of succubi tech, r-right?
>"This is a standard deadbolt, but unchanted with a makai-runed succubus key..."
>NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30102274

>>30101975
You get three chances with your invaderfu. After rejecting her first, and then accepting her help three times she becomes your waifu and you can't send her away anymore.

So It's up to you. You play hard mode and you hold out for late game girls (wights) or you take a beginner girl waifu (zombie) and grow alongside her as you progress through the game, and having a waifu turns off the invaderfu mechanic, you only get more girls if you deliberately opt in. You can still be invaded by other couples in pvp tho

>> No.30102526

>>30102172
a daring synthesis

>> No.30102551

>>30102274
>that one Anon who mistakenly made a shota character
>he keeps getting invaded by CC monstergirls

>> No.30102636

>>30102551
High dex and int, not a bad start. Squishy though and easily bullied by agressive monstergirls.

>> No.30102652

>>30102172
I actually rather like these sort of “I just discovered thing on the internet and want to share it in a thread related way” posts

Like if someone learned about Trivia Murder Party and asked about a Redcap Hakutaku chimera, or learned about D4C and asked about a March Hare with the ability to cross dimensions.

>> No.30102765

what happens if you come out as a lolisexual to your holstaur wife?

>> No.30102773

>>30102652
This, but I dislike and find it fucking cringe

>> No.30102821

>>30102773
I agree with this post but I think the anon who posted it is a gay loser.

>> No.30102932

>>30102652
>>30102773
I should clarify that it’s only interesting once in a while. Too often and it feels like off topic shitposting.

>> No.30103418

>>30095210
>Pally
Been too long since I’ve seen that

>> No.30103471

>>30090342
>I miss when Chuck ran the place

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>>30093322
Salt

>> No.30103872

What monster girl that isn't innately a monoeye would be better by becoming one?

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>>30100562
Multiple big tails.
What kind of question is that?

>> No.30104024

>>30103471
Cuck was good, but there was a quant kind of rustic charm to when it was run by Zug.

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>>30103872
None, at best it's a sidegrade.

>> No.30104706
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Consider maus

>> No.30104728

>>30104706
Why would i consider a fictional being? Ratgirls arent real.

>> No.30104793

>>30104728
You’re mistaken, as that is clearly a mouse, not a rat.

>> No.30104801

>>30104706
Ask not what Maus can do for you, but what you can do for Maus.

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>>30104706
I will only consider cow mice.

>> No.30105943

>>30105718
Someone's been getting into the cheese.

>> No.30106625

>>30104728
This. There is NO Rat Girl society living in the Undercity. In fact, there is no such thing as the Undercity, so don't bother coming down here to check. And if you do, don't tell anyone because they'd just make fun of you.

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Where the fuck do I stick my dick in mofucores? They're so tiny.

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>>30107128
Do I use them as onaholes like yukkuris?

>> No.30107355

>>30099285
What happens if I style on the final boss by perfect parrying all her attacks, constantly taunting her and not taking a single point of damage? Would she cry or demand I marry her or tattle on me to her mom?

>> No.30107519

>>30107355
You would lose easily in the cutscene, followed by her escaping in a helicopter to give a plot to the next sequel. Phantom-chan planned this story to have 14 parts and by God you will chase the woman who raped your dad throughout all of them!

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What was KC's latest update on his game? Is it delayed again?

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>>30107519
There’s no way the final boss is my mom, I see her at dinner every night and she’s a completely normal human who read me bedtime stories when I was little and does normal cutesy displays of affection with dad, she can’t be the dark overlord I’m hunting down

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>>30073412
>crocodile lizardman variant.
Sobek when

>> No.30108264

>>30108035
I'm interested in worshipping this Crocodile, but what can Sobek do for me?

>> No.30108295

>>30107128
Do not

>> No.30108447

>>30086262
Being honest I like neither. I don't hate them or anything, but meh.

>> No.30108975
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>>30108295
Why? Are they some special species of monster girl that doesn't want dick?

>> No.30109183

>>30097016
everyday should be enough

>> No.30109850
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How do I get a refund from tanuki escorts services I ordered a tall, strong oni who’s into wrestling foreplay and I this womanlet shows up at my door

>> No.30109894

If you can fuck fairies, why not mofucores? It doesn't make any sense.

>> No.30109957

>>30109894
Mofucores arent for fug. They are for cute.

>> No.30110039

>>30109894
Do not get mofucores wet. Do not feed mofucores after midnight.

>> No.30110318

>>30094444
checked

>> No.30110325

>>30109850
Wait for midnight.

>> No.30110360
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marry a fox and spend the rest of your life in love with her

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>>30110039
W-what'll happen if you do?

>> No.30110603

>>30095079
I don't care. Wheres my hug?

>> No.30110671

>>30104706
Sleep mouse is best mouse

>> No.30110944
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Think we can all agree she's literally the hottest mamono there is

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>>30096962
Give me grape snek.

>> No.30110978

>>30110944
I'm impressed that lava golem had at least one decent piece of art with anus presentation

>> No.30111127
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Reminder that few monsters match Wights in their danger, even just a touch can render a man helpless. Particularly sadistic ones have been known to phase a claw through a man's taint, draining their prey's prostate directly.

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>>30111127
You know what's more dangerous? A Pharaoh, she can use voice to force you to do what she wants and if that doesn't work she could just use her magic. If she wanted she could make you spoil your pants without even touching you.

>> No.30111431

>>30111331
The Pharaoh cannot use her voice on you if your dick is in her mouth.

>> No.30111512

>>30111431
She wouldn't need too because she already got what she wanted.

>> No.30112215
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>traveling alchemist spreading the wonders of alchemy from town to town

>> No.30112444

>>30112215
Followed by her excitable alchemy student, Jesse.
>SCIENCE, BITCH! WHOO!

>> No.30112494

>>30104706
Snuggling with tiger and mouse.

>> No.30112801
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>>30112444
The nerd who actually does all the work

>> No.30112831
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Mere lizards are the best

>> No.30113096
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Play Crash 4

>> No.30113562

>>30112831
Looks like a lusty Argonian maid

>> No.30114257

>>30112831
I want top turn my lizardgirl rival into my mere lizard companion.

>> No.30114502

>>30114257
>beat boss
>she joins you
>is way weaker as a party-member than as an enemy
Why is this allowed?

>> No.30114795

>>30114502
Well, even if she's weaker she can be put to good use, if you know what I mean.
Use her as a packing mule for all your unnecessary items!

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>>30114502
>beat boss
>she joins you
>is way stronger than everything
>takes the challenge and fun away from adventuring
She's holding back for your sake anon

>> No.30115175

>>30114855
Gross tat.

>> No.30115231
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>>30114795
I'm sworn to carry your burdens...

>> No.30115317
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>>30114502
>you can recruit a weak party member
>has potential to become strong if you level them up

>> No.30115372

>>30114855
Cute tat

>> No.30115400

>>30114502
Gonna turn the weak lizard girl into the parties cumdump for everyone to use.
But the party only consist of me and her, so I guess that works out in the end.

>> No.30115496

>>30115317
Magikarp method.

>> No.30115727

>>30073412
>bayou
>crocodile
>not gator

>> No.30115752

>>30102172
based

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>>30115231
>I'm sworn to carry your children
ftfy

>> No.30115995

>>30112801
Why is this dog so fun to bully?

>> No.30116622

>>30115872
But I'm infertile as fuck.

>> No.30116894

>>30115872
>defeated dark mage boss becomes a sworn cocksleeve

>> No.30116902

>>30116622
Mamono mana can fix this

>> No.30117150

>>30116902
Considering I have an impregnation fetish, I would really hope so.

>> No.30117154
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>>30115872
Reminds me of someone that reminds me of another someone

>> No.30118126

trust foxes?

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>>30118126
Yes, especially demon foxes

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>>30118126
i don't see why not

>> No.30118830
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>>30118126
no, trust wolves

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>>30118126
Never. Trust vampires instead.

>> No.30120013

>>30115317
Gonna level that salamander into broodmare

>> No.30120187

>>30102172
I want to hire the LPL to help me infiltrate Druella's castle and access her panty drawer.

>> No.30120227
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>Every day is great at your Junes~
Guys there's something wrong with my little sister

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>>30110360
Absolutely

>> No.30120876

>>30110360
>>30120386
This guy draws dangerously soft and dangerous foxes. That mofu is a honey trap, and I know better than to trust it, no matter how soft and fluffy it looks.

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>> No.30121357

>>30110360
>>30120386
that fox looks like she'd have you tided up and blindfolded most of the time, only to be brought out at formal events

>> No.30121379

>>30118126
Only teenage foxes. Ara-ara foxes are obviously thirsty cakes trying to trap you, and loli foxes are also obviously thirsty cakes trying to trap you. But who's ever heard of a teenage fox secretly being orders of magnitude older than you? When they pretend to be young, they always go lolibaba.

>> No.30121461
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Sneks>foxes.

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>>30121461

>> No.30121567

>>30121461
And succubi and constructs are better than both.

>> No.30121633

>>30121496
Whether by potion, spell, or illusion, my waifu would probably have fun with me by shapeshifting

>> No.30121639

>>30121567
Wake me up when a succubus can coil herself around her mate.

>> No.30121720
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>>30115995
Cuz she is a cute

>> No.30121725

You know that flat soulless art that companies are using everywhere? What would the monster equivalent be? It’s hard to target monsters in general when you can’t just draw human shape blobs and change the color. What would monster advertising be like? Target at the species level, or just family level?

>> No.30121778

>>30121639
Can't make that argument against constructs, though, which are the best category of monsters in every regard.

>> No.30121808

>>30107816
Beat your mom then you have to fight your dad. Must be what being a dhampir or lilim is like

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>> No.30121837

>>30115995
She's autistic, impatient, and has a guro fetish.

>> No.30121900

>>30121725
Between the magic paper the Sabbath uses for their fliers, and the dedication of Tanukis and Ratas, I could see mamono advertisements being literally personalized - everyone sees an ad directly catered to them.

>> No.30121958

>>30102636
Twinking is a valid strategy to one shot str and dex builds at a distance. God help you if they get close though
https://youtu.be/E-YA1vFEB0U

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>>30115727
>An alligator is a crocodilian in the genus Alligator of the family Alligatoridae.
>crocodilian
Lets agree to disagree

>> No.30122161

>>30102636
What monsters target Fth/End builds?

>> No.30122217

>>30121461
Lizard > all

>> No.30122300

>>30122217
A lizard golem or dragon automaton might be nice, sure.

>> No.30122469

>>30121837
Nani?

>> No.30122484

>>30122300
>dragon automaton
Too powerful, we cannot allow her to go free!

>> No.30122627

I always trust the monster with the biggest boobs.

>> No.30122643

>>30122469
Her Story 3 talks about how she goes around to butchers, adventurers, and hunters to collect the freshest, bloodiest bones and viscera she can, and gets an intense amount of excitement over it.

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>>30122484
My Dragon Knight mech is so cool tho...

>> No.30122765

>>30122484
But what if I combine three dragon automata? Cyber End Dragon-chan has no need for your silly rules!

>> No.30122832

>>30122643
Why did I get excited reading that? I guess I just have a thing for girls that are just a bit twisted.

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>>30122627
How can she know where she stands when she can't even see her own feet?

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>>30122217
Especially if they're undead.

>> No.30122942

>>30122627
I dunno, lolis and pettanko seem more trustworthy to me.

>> No.30123282

>>30122936
Dragon Zombies are the only monster girls that I like that kind of body type on.

>> No.30123390

>>30121833
Reminder that those flower decorations can milk your dick too

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>> No.30123419

>>30122627
I had a short period at the start of the year where I was afraid of getting mindbroken by big boobers.

>> No.30123538

>>30123417
Imagine just belly flopping onto all of that goo.

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>>30123390
I'd rather have a whole flower milk my dick.

>> No.30123675

>>30123604
I'd rather have two, plus an Alice they've captured.

>> No.30123705

>>30123604
these things just trigger my fear of weird plants

>> No.30123889

>>30123675
Monster symbiotism sure is swell!

>> No.30123902
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>>30122942
Lolis are very trustworthy and honest

>> No.30123911

>>30123705
Same here. Plants just inherently don’t work on the same set of rules as the animal kingdom.

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>> No.30123947

>>30123902
Cupids like her make me wish Eros approved of harems.

>> No.30124060

>>30123947
Eros hands out harems of houri if you're a good boy. Apparently there's some set of criteria that differentiates harems from cheating.

>> No.30124108

How many times do I need to lose to a Bapho to make her lower her standards and go on a date with me?

>> No.30124146

>>30123902
Why do you feel the need to bullshit us? Go find a diaper-changing station, braphomet.

>> No.30124151

>>30124060
What makes matters worse is that, in addition to houri and cupids being two of my favorit species, I'm into cuckquean, which would definitely make Ratas, Phantoms, and Bicorns wet, but would make Eros keep her angels away from me.

>> No.30124205

>>30124108
You could try a different approach like baking a cake so delicious she wants more

>> No.30124249
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Demonic beasts don't attack people unless it's in self-defence so I would be able to capture them and then domesticate them and breed for specific traits until I can domesticate them. Then I will get rich and build an empire out of selling tamed exotic animals as tools and status objects. After I become wealthy I could marry any monster I want, it's genius

>> No.30124377

>>30120187
"And time. 24 seconds to open this lock and be proactively married"

>> No.30124556

>>30123902
Children are cruel

>> No.30124735

>>30124205
A semen glaze probably wouldn't hurt.

>> No.30124786

>>30124108
Don't listen to >>30124205
Most of the Baphomet have lived for hundreds of years, so it wouldn't be too surprising if she spent some of those years perfecting the art of baking. You are just gonna get a mountain of criticism and sent home. Earn the favor of the witches in your Baphomet's Sabbath, then have them back you up when you ask to date her.

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>>30124556
Huh? You say something twerp?

>> No.30124961

>>30124896
What, did you go deaf when you detached your head?

>> No.30124994
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Another commission, this time featuring my blatant addiction to cold cakes in denim.

>> No.30125005

>>30124786
>Baphomet
>Baking a cake
>Suddenly remember that one doujin

>> No.30125018

>>30124249
>Taming demonic beasts
>They end up monsterizing after being around you for a long enough time
Congrats on the exotic beastman harem.

>> No.30125102

>>30124786
That's impossible; lolis and cakes are incompatible so she'd never spend time baking those in particular, even if everyone knows theure delicious. On that same token, don't offer a Bapho pizza, either. Loli haet pizza unless it's cheese.

>> No.30125107

>>30124994
Why yes, I do like to fall face first into soft undead rumps, how could you tell?

>> No.30125120

>>30124994
>denim
10/10

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>>30125018
>Kidnap men with specific traits for my daughters to consensually marry
The program will continue

>> No.30125236

Would a Baphomet were to lactate, would they produce goat milk? Or would it be their own, unique baphomilk?

>> No.30125354

>>30125018
Wonder if I could get something similar to happen with the defense mechanisms of ancient ruins.

>> No.30125385

>>30125123
>A single dad who spends so much time finding his daughters good husbands that he never found a wife for himself.
It's like one of those award-winning monster romcoms.

>> No.30125413

>>30121357
Damn, that's hot.

>> No.30125460

>>30125385
Then how the fuck did he have daughters?

>> No.30125486

>>30125460
Stork

>> No.30125497

>>30125460
Adoption or a dead mom and a hilarious assortment of cursed items.

>> No.30125507
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>> No.30125556

>>30124994
>Property of Wightfag
Is it really okay if your wife wears your pants?

>> No.30125584

I want to ask a lizard girl out on a date but I don't have a sword to challenge her with.
Will she accept a comically large knife instead?

>> No.30125588

>>30125556
She wears whatever the hell she wants man, you try telling the undead noble with the instant loss claws to do something.

>> No.30125600

>>30125507
AGAIN?

>> No.30125649

>>30125556
Wightfag brand jeans are all the rage in undead kingdoms these days, man. I'm sure lots of girls have his name on their butts. And if you think that's hot you should see Hatterfag brand bras. Even holsts love them.

>> No.30125655

>>30125584
I thought the fight IS the date?

>> No.30125683

>>30125584
>Challenge the cute chuuni lizard to a fight
>Don't have a sword
>Use my hands instead
>Lose pathetically
>Mysterious merchant appears in a cloud of fog
>Offers a strange sword to me
>Three days later, the lizard is my wife
>The sword is my wife
>The merchant has always been my wife
>About half a dozen lesser succs corrupted by my cursed sword

>> No.30125769

>>30125649
I'm sure glad my addic-merchandise is spreading.

>> No.30125801

>>30125584
In that case the correct love is to step on her tail and sucker punch her. You can also initiate with a grapple if you prefer.

>> No.30125814

>>30125683
>>Three days later, the lizard is my wife
>>The sword is my wife
>>The merchant has always been my wife
Best end.

>> No.30125834

>>30125588
Gotta establish the boundaries before she starts thinking of things like wearing your underwear.

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>>30101437
pic related

>> No.30125909

>>30086262
Worm

>> No.30125982

>>30125834
>wearing your underwear.
>"Look, Anon, this hole is good letting your dick in OR out!"
Watching them try to make boxers look sexy might be amusing, too.

>> No.30126080

>>30125982
Imagine if she succeeds though.

>> No.30126089

>>30125982
Wights can make anything look good, and even if it doesn't look good, who's gonna tell them otherwise?

>> No.30126102

>>30125801
How to ask a lizard girl out on a date:
>Sucker punch her and knock her out cold
>Wait for her to wake up
>Tell her you did it
>Enjoy your date
>Date may include a rematch

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>>30125801
Would a lizard find the concept of a person asking to reschedule a duel since they don't have a sword at the moment, followed by a tackle the moment she turns her back dishonorable or hot?

>> No.30126214

>>30126129
Probably, but if you go with a German Suplex instead she'd definitely be at least a bit impressed.

>> No.30126223

>>30124249
how do i get a goblin gf with her own logo and brand on a blanket and a giant demon hog?

>> No.30126227

>>30126129
Depends on if that was your plan all along.
After all, if you're able to defeat an enemy due to them getting careless around you, it's their fault.
A lizard girl should always expect the unexpected and handle any sudden attacker.

>> No.30126300

>>30126129
That's a perfectly sound strategy even if it is dirty. It'd depend on her disposition and probably not!nationality.

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don't be mad i came in your waifu, she a slut

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>>30125385
I was implying my monsterized beastwoman wives would be having daughters but it would be weird to marry a monsterized animal when you owned several generations of her ancestors. I'm starting to understand how incredibly powerful demons and chaos monsters feel when they marry a guy while knowing the past 20 generations of his bloodline

>> No.30126609

>>30126510
>"You're Anon of Ymousville, right? I knew your great great great great grandfather. He was a little bitch. Glad that gene got watered down, Eh? Let's breed it out completely."

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>>30112831
It's that strange, cute Lizard Warrior again.

>> No.30126761

>>30126510
I love this image.
>S-so what do you do?
>I bring tread to dust the thrones of men and trample their crowns beneath my feet. I am fire. I am death. I like long walks on the beach.

>> No.30126949

>>30126761
>"What do you call this brew?"
>"Uh...a chocolate milkshake."
>"I see...YOU THERE,SLAVE! Bring me more of this..Cho-co-late Meelkshak!"

>> No.30126990

>>30126949
Such is life when dating an Ancient Evil.

>> No.30127009

>>30126761
last part of the sentence was her panicking at the dude's expression and just spitting out what the kind cupid told her to actually say

>> No.30127037

>>30127009
Does she actually like long walks on the beach, though?

>> No.30127069

>>30127037
Probably. I'd imagine Ero's modern day therapy for ancient evils to find love is ensuring they have some nice and relatable hobbies.
>I enjoy the suffering of those blessed by the Chief God, and keep a arcane collection of their screams.
>I-I also have some vinyl.

>> No.30127119

>>30127037
She once lead an army on a beach!

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>> No.30127296

>>30126609
I would be honor bound to fight the monster who called my ancestor a little bitch.

>> No.30127499

>>30127069
>I enjoy the suffering of those blessed by the Chief God
Fedora tipper.

>I also have some vinyl
And also a hipster. Great.

>>30127296
>"well, it's true," she said, holding Anon by his head while he swung his arms like a windmill. "You've got spunk, though."
>[lip lick.webm]
>"But not for long."

>> No.30127502

>>30127009
>>30127069
>W-where have I been hiking?!
>Um... oh! I once forced one thousand human prisoners to march through the Mountains of Despair! I mean... uh... what sort of places do you like?

>> No.30127617

>>30127499
There is nothing "hipster" about understanding the superiority of analog audio. Hipsters use cassette tapes (and not even the high quality Type IV tapes).

>> No.30127696

>>30127617
Ah, so you're the guy that cupid meant to pair her with. Enjoy your long walks of conquest!

>> No.30127975

test

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Pack rats

>> No.30128114

>>30127985
Always be prepared!

>> No.30128157

>>30127985
Still has space in her womb I see
Time to do some 'packing there

>> No.30128198

>>30127985
I want to gently push her over, and then while she's stuck like a turtle on its back, move in close and steal her wares

>> No.30128244

>>30128198
Be careful she doesn't manage to hang in there just enough, only to fall fowards right on top of you, trapping you both under her pack.

>> No.30128297

>>30128244
That'd be awful. By the time the whitehorns managed to pull her up she'd already be full of quintuplets.

>> No.30128453

>>30127985
Rat Women do not exist.

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>> No.30128991

>>30128546
Just wrote out a whole greentext about an anon mixing in herbicide into the water. Decided not to post it because it was too cruel and bad end

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Choco horns look neat for what is pretty much dragon pocky

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>> No.30129129

>>30128991
>implying herbicide wouldn't just mingle with demon energy and somehow lead to her being more horny

>> No.30129137

>>30128546
Just wrote out a whole greentext about an anon starting a happy family with this plant. Decided not to post it because it was too lovey-dovey and good end.

>> No.30129265

>>30129093
Her unquenchable desire for more oats would bankrupt me.

>> No.30129312

>>30122161
Chaos demons

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>> No.30129387

>>30129338
How much does impregnation cost?

>> No.30129430

>>30129387
Vagina, no condom costs double.

Don't worry though, she'll loan it to you if you can't afford it right now. So pick as many of the options as you like!

>> No.30129445

>>30129387
One ring.

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It looks like rejection is a powerful weapon against succubi.

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>>30129445
Nah, that's too up front for a tanuki. They'll get you addicted to sex with them, constantly making you pay for it and loaning you the money. Then when you can't pay back the loans and you default on them, as per the contact, she takes you as collateral, and you're her "servant" for life. Which basically means husband.

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>>30129476
There was only ever one correct way to deal with dumb human boys.

>> No.30129605

>>30128546
why does the watering can have the inquisition symbol

>> No.30129613

>>30129476
I really like the idea of a bunch of super powered paladins going around monster towns, that are utterly impotent when it comes to actually killing monstergirls. Like, their swords don't work or they're just so martially out classed that they get instantly disarmed. Except, their armour is so blessed it protects them from absolutely everything. They're cans and this world doesn't have a can opener.

So the only offense that they have left is their biting words. Bantz honed over decades.

>> No.30129618

>>30129338
>DIY
I don't understand what this is supposed to be in this context. Jerk off in her presence without touching her?

>> No.30129635

>>30129618
Yes

>> No.30129715

>>30129338
With a high enough bartering skill you can get her to pay you those prices

>> No.30129738

>>30129635
That sounds pretty lame.

>> No.30129758

>>30129476
>Fighting against a lilim
>She offers to stop fighting if you agree to be her husband
>"Sorry, I'm saving myself for someone else."
>She gets KO'd from the mental damage
With this strategy, even a frail shrimp like me can become a legendary hero!

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>>30129540
The boyim never learn.

>> No.30129864

>>30129738
I mostly agree, but I do admit there is a sort of charm about jerking off in front of a girl, and she's completely fine with it or even does suggestive gestures to get you off. Perhaps she whispers lewd things into your ears while you jerk off. Teasing you, showing off her tits.

>> No.30129943

>>30129715
>Out bartering a tanuki
You've gotta have a maxed out bartering skill to even attempt that, and even then, you'd need some gear enchanted with a fortify barter bonus and maybe a potion or two that does that same.

>> No.30129949

>>30129338
Tom fell in with a bad crowd. I hope he is a quick learner, or Danuki-chan is going to have to cut a bitch.

>Just dance if you caught up in the holy ghost trance
>If you stop Imma put the killer ants in your pants

If Danuki want her money I think y'all should give her the money.

>> No.30130024

>>30129758
She never stood a chance.

>> No.30130105

>>30130024
How much damage does

>"You can do better than me"

Do?

>> No.30130171

>>30130105
Reverse mating press.

>> No.30130201

>>30129758
Lilim are so sexy that they make me want to go on a romantic date with an less attractive but more available woman! Just like every other single male in my province. Thanks Druella-sama!

>>30130105
Very little, but it's cumulative and ablative?

>> No.30130213

>>30129758
>Caught by her minions
>They aren't succubi, so rejecting them won't work
>After seeing your stats, they assumed you were doing a suicide mission and have a soldier watch over you to make sure you don't try this again and get hurt
Enjoy your overleveled and overprotective soldier wife

>> No.30130218

>>30130171
Lilims are probably experts at that.

>> No.30130246

>>30121357
i love foxes like that

>> No.30130260
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>>30128453
If rat women don't exist then I'll just walk into the sewers with a shirt saying "rat breeder" on it and I'll be completely unmolested by non-existent rat women

>> No.30130314

>>30130218
It a great way to teach Anon self worth.

>> No.30130512

>>30130260
She looks strong, she can take me away to breed me against my will anytime.

>> No.30130535

>>30130260
Flat.

>> No.30130615

>>30130314
>Lilim fills Anon with so much love and encouragement she mindbreaks him.

>> No.30130622

>>30130535
They will get bigger once she's pregnant.

>> No.30130686
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Which monstergirl is most likely to be a human girl in a costume trying to bring you back to reality, fantasizing all day isn't healthy you know?

>> No.30130767

Ratgirls of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

>> No.30130819

>>30130686
None because no girl would want to associate with me, let alone care about my mental health.

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>>30130841
Al Gore was right; half fox, half cow, half girl. FoxCowGirl.

>> No.30130957

>>30130841
Imagine just reaching into that window with an open palm and slapping them around a bit while making funny noises.

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>>30130841
Her boobs are big enough to have their own hitboxes.

>> No.30131109

>>30130957
You've fallen into the foxes trap

>> No.30131431

>>30131109
>Knowing that it was a trap, Anon decided to dive in anyway

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>> No.30131582

>>30131530
Angels are underrated

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>> No.30131761

>>30131650
what a qt

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>>30131582
Indeed

>> No.30131935

>>30131582
Definitely. Imagine marrying your own guardian angel.

>> No.30131949

Being a mall santa in MGC with all those horny monster lolis wanting to sit in your lap must be difficult.

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>>30131949
>"Ho ho ho what do you want for Christmas dear little angel?"
>just fucking looks at you like this without saying a word for a solid two minutes
>"Is there, uh, anything you want, young lady?"
>"hehehehe...."
>start sweating
>"Saaaantaaaaa...."

>> No.30132990

>>30131949
>implying anyone would put a target on their back by wearing a santa costume in a world where the sabbath exists

>> No.30133027

>>30132866
>"Well, have you been a good little girl, haha?"
>"I've been REAL naughty~"
Ever seen a grown man whimper?

>> No.30133317

>>30126129
>asking to reschedule a duel since they don't have a sword at the moment
Lizards probably carry spares for just such an occasion

>> No.30133402
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Surrender to hellhounds

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>>30133027
This is why Santa keeps pocket coal.

>> No.30133471

>>30133402
I'm trying to but all these anons won't let me!

>> No.30133491

>>30132990
Mall Santa is a high paying job in the MGE world. One month of work and you're set for the whole next year. The stats show that there is a 28% chance that a mall Santa can avoid getting raped during the Christmas season.

>> No.30133508

>>30133431
>off-topic image

>> No.30133511

>>30133402
think I'll just try to run and hide in the cold snowy night

>> No.30133692

>>30129758
>”Why didn’t you say so?!”
>In a puff of magic and smoke, the sprawling boss battle scene is replaced with a cozy office with a grandfather clock gently ticking
>She’s sitting behind a cherry wood desk with her hair in a bun and bottom half glasses
>She has an accordion file large enough to carry a sheet for every monster in existence in her lap she’s fingering through
>”Let’s see... I was able to get a sense of your mama during the fight, but let’s see what you have in mind too!”

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jinkos need love too.

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>>30134373

>> No.30134473

>>30134373
But it's not mating season yet...

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Big girls with big titties

>> No.30134797

>>30133692
> I was able to get a sense of your mama
But I don’t want to marry a monster the same species as my mother it’d be awkward

>> No.30134814

Big tall muscular monsters seeking shorter, delicate, house husband to cook, clean, and buy stuff for her while she goes out to work, come home, eat, sleep, and fuck, and sometimes goes to the bar with her fellow beastly monster friends.

>> No.30134974

>>30134558
They're great.

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>>30134797
Are you saying you don't love your mom, anon? Every boy wants a wife just like his mother.

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https://us.rule34.xxx//images/1664/433f7d5730919b12180da84e6e4ecf2b.gif?1799863
I want an automaton to do this to me.

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>>30134814
Taken from an amazoness' husband recruitment poster.

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JoobJoob

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>>30136021
I prefer HootHoot

>> No.30136722

>>30136301
The dead silent sneakup shenanigans would be a lot to deal with

>> No.30136754

>>30136301
Can they turn their heads to look directly behind them like regular owls can?

>> No.30136945

>>30136754
>HootHoot wife is reading a book
>”hey honey, do you know where the alchemy book is?”
>head immediately turns 180 degrees
>”I believe I left it on your bed, anon”
>”t-thanks”
>head turns back around

>> No.30137221

>>30136754
The real question is whether they regurgitate owl pellets or not

>> No.30137275

>>30137221
I doubt they have the need to now.

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>>30087505
foxes like Shinano want to cuddle

>> No.30137654

>>30136754

KC confirmed they can

>> No.30137658

>>30136722
I'd learn to deal with the odd jump scare if it meant an owl mage wife. Plus, despite being a large gentleman in apparently really quiet and do the same to people by accident. It evens out.

>> No.30137659

>>30137536
I want her to hurt me

>> No.30137816

>>30137536
But evil foxes are the ones I love

>> No.30137843

>>30137659
I want to be struck down by foxfire

>> No.30137960

>>30136722
>>30137658
Imagine a ghost wife that “jumpscares” you by popping out of walls and pecking you on the cheek
and she continues to do it years later when she becomes strong enough and becomes a Phantom

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>>30137843

>> No.30138295

>>30137960
>arrive home one night
>ghost wife doesn't greet you but you know she's around, things just feel too spooky
>call out to her and tell her to cut it out
>no response
>decide to use the one line that always gets her to stop and comfort you
>"I'm scared"
>she responds by coming out of the wall next to you
>"AND I'M JAVERT"
>oh shit she's started to become a phantom

>> No.30138339

>>30130686
>Don't fantasise about this thing, fantasise about this other equally unrealistic thing that's actually lamer

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>> No.30138462

>>30138295
but I want to be javert

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>>30137843
>go to zipangu for fun and travels
>waking through the cherry blossom woods and your heart suddenly feels heavy
>turn around and see a fox eared woman beckoning you forth with her tails
>you literally feel lit like a match
>though your still sane mind says it's a bad idea your body automatically guides itself to her fuzzy embrace
>you're not a tourist in zipangu anymore, you're a permanent resident
Don't EVER trust the fox

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>>30138500
Scary.

>> No.30138742 [DELETED] 

>>30138500
I'll trust inari, not kumiho

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>>30138500
I'll trust inari, just not kumiho

>> No.30138880

>>30138500
Sorry chief no can do. Mission briefing calls for a delivery of my semen directly into this foxes womb. I intend to complete it no matter what.

>> No.30138883

If you open a bottle of alcohol and just stuf the entire open bottle inside of a Slime, would she get drunk?

>> No.30138946

>>30138883
No, she would BE drunk. Important distinction, that one.

>> No.30139013

>>30138883
No, you'll just make a cocktail out of her slime.

>> No.30139034

>>30139013
Sounds delicious.

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>>30138883
>>30139013

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21 days left

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>>30139104
I like mantis-chan.

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