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30163047 No.30163047 [Reply] [Original]

How do we fix Momijis increasingly delinquent ways?

>> No.30163071

Spankings.

>> No.30163536
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She is starting to hang with the wrong crowd.

>> No.30164423
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>>30163047
Impregnation

>> No.30165242

>>30164423
Sorry, she is a different species. While you may impregnate, cell division won't take place so this would never happen.

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>> No.30179361

>>30164423
Hugs, ear-rubbing, tail-touching, and hand-holding.

>> No.30179445

>>30163047
What is refusal flattery?

>> No.30185373

>>30171592
smelly sweaty armpits

>> No.30201333
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30201333

smell her feet

>> No.30201628
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>>30163047
You don't.

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>>30163047
delinquent?
I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary.

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>>30249875
No excuses. She is a bad rotten egg and for so long no one has done shit to reel her in. She is a good dog at heart and young but no one has invested the time or effort to get her on the right path. That is a shame. A god damned shame.

>> No.30287124

>>30256888
Well, she hasn't done anything life damaging, so it isn't too late. Her path can still be corrected even if led astray momentarily.

>> No.30297451

>>30179445
She probably refused flattery from the wrong individual.

>> No.30309683

>>30165242
Rinnosuke's existence proves you wrong
Youkai-human hybrids are a wonder that should be duplicated endlessly

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>>30309683
Race/species mixing + extreme risk of genetic abnormalities and miscarriage? No thanks. If you really cared that much about her, you wouldn't risk it.

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>>30312649
Rinnosuke is not only perfectly healthy but is even stronger than any normal human
Youkai are beings of magic, so applying standard biological limitations to them is inadequate and surely inaccurate
Plus, there's plenty of old stories of men getting youkai brides and pumping them full of healthy kids so there's no reason a tengu would have any issues either

Embrace it, your kids would look cute with red eyes and white hair

>> No.30364745

>>30330699
he's also a lonely freak

>> No.30382963

>>30364745
He owns a popular and successful business, and is a household name among many because of that
The allegations of him being a lonely freak have been debunked

>> No.30389971

>>30382963
Race/Species mixers live terrible lives and I feel bad for abominations.

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>>30389971
At least it wouldn't be half umbrella. That'd be the worst

>> No.30390151

>>30390022
It's all fun and games until the pregnancy fails and you squeeze out a dead malformed genetic freak.

>> No.30396463

>>30390151
Your seething hatred of anons wanting to start families with touhou girls is extremly unhealthy
Rather than obsessively trying to drag everyone down, why not be productive

>> No.30396576

>>30396463
That's Akyuu posting.
I'm surprised she hasn't said anything about the Fairies yet.

>> No.30429528

>>30163047
Upon further review, I am unsure how to fix that girl. She has truly gone rogue.

>> No.30432304

>>30396463
No. You are not being productive.

>>30429528
So now we csn kill her in all works.

>> No.30482791

>>30432304
So you rattle about not being productive... then promote the murder of tengu.
Explain to me why I shouldn't disregard your opinion, Reimu. Or Akyuu. It's fucking one of you.

>> No.30524890

>>30163047
I've been thinking. Will breeding do the trick? Surely she'll align with her family over meaningless squabbles.

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>>30482791
No. I am a Human.

>>30524890
Breeding? You mean find another wolfgirl of the same species to mate with her and force her to settle down?

>> No.30535846 [DELETED] 

>>30535791
Oops *wolfguy

>> No.30548188

>>30535791
>>30535846
they're Tengu you secondary, and a human can paint her insides white and create mini Tengu just fine just fine

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>>30535791
>No. I am a Human.
so are they.

>> No.30572844 [DELETED] 

>>30548188
I disagree.

>> No.30574464

>>30572844
>>30548188
Tengu kidnap people. Particularly the young.

>> No.30574599

>>30574464
yeah and I'll claim and carry off one of their women in return
just like the good ole days of 10000 BC

>> No.30594036

>>30574599
>yeah and I'll claim and carry off one of their women in return
>just like the good ole days of 10000 BC
inb4 you get orochi'd

>> No.30594423

>>30535846
Cuck. I'll take all the wonderful trouble that come along with planting a litter inside a wolfgirl

>> No.30620044 [DELETED] 

>>30163047

>> No.30657558
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What would you say if you confronted her?

>> No.30658558

>>30163047
Well as long as she isn’t doing drugs

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She is a big smoker.

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And drinker.

>> No.30661884

>>30657558
it depends entirely on the context of our meeting

>> No.30662942

>>30661884
You are shitfaced at a bar after watching her singing karaoke with her friends. You approach her just as she is about to step out the door.

>> No.30666447

>>30662942
tell her she has a beautiful voice and if she'll sing again
then try to end the conversation on that high note as fast as possible before me being hammered fucks everything up
I'll do something more effective when I'm not likely to stare at her tits right in front of her

>> No.30667758

You will NEVER get a fluffy wolf tengu girl as a close sex partner.

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>>30667758
truly a cruel fate

>> No.30682543

>>30667758
Really? I don't believe you. I am not sure I even want to make that my top priority in life. So I sort of doubt what you are saying and question the purpose of you doing so.

>> No.30682648

I want to roughly mate with her doggy style. That is my one goal.

>> No.30684523

>>30682648
You mean sex? Literally a dog girl comes alive and you go thinking about something lewd immediately?! I mean, think what she could tell us if she spoke English.

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I wonder what happened. She was always a good little doggy.

>> No.30701648

A wolf like her needs to have her womb filled with semen.

>> No.30718726

>>30667758
I don't want her as merely a sex partner
I want her as my bride

>> No.30718769

>>30684523
>I mean, think what she could tell us if she spoke English.
Probably that she wants to mate with an anon, doggy style.

>> No.30777872

>>30718769
>she wants to mate with an anon
Don't mess with Tengu outside of heat.
Bad things happen.

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>>30802077
toe hoes

>> No.30824578

>>30802739
No.

>> No.30824616

>>30686053
Why would you set the fucking ice cream shop on fire? I know it's winter and all but come on.

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