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Reimu was born in 1994. She turned 26 years old last saturday.

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Reimu is a hag!

>> No.30793865

time flows so slowly in gensokyou that not even a single year has passed yet

>> No.30793973

Reimu stopped aging when she smoked part of Remilia's body in EoSD.

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Huh? Wasn't she created in 1996, when Highly Responsive to Prayers came out, making her 24? By the OP's TL she would be a toddler when HRTP takes place.


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Why does my pp become hard when the girl is my age or just slightly older?
Now I gotta fuck Raymoo, be right back.

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>> No.30798396

Wasn't she like 10 in the first game? That would mean she's around 34.

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>> No.30824349

I want Reimu to take advantage of me.

>> No.30824490

Why is Alice rubbing her face into Reimu's armpit here?

>> No.30825215

Who knows. Alice is probably a light weight.
Also, why question it? Wouldn't you want to be close to Reimu as well? Imagine the softness against the side of your face. It's not every day you get to be comfy with the crimson slasher!

>> No.30825447

I was hoping I'd get a reply talking about Reimu's 26 year old armpit scent or something, I suppose.

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Why would you want to know what a 26 year old woman smells like? She probably takes extra care of her self at that age to remain visually appealing to the younger residents of Gensokyo, meaning her armpits lost their appeal with older audiences.

>> No.30825905

Hag prostitute!

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Is she a woman or is she still a maiden at that age?

>> No.30830801

>Reimu is wife material
I agree!

>> No.30831030

She's a woman the moment she turns 18.
... 14 if you're a lolikon. (because she's a hag at that point according to them.)

>> No.30831070 [DELETED] 

you wouldn't do the same, given the chance?

>> No.30832269

That's not what I'm asking.
Educate yourself and lurk for 30 years before responding to me ever again.

>> No.30832537

Yes, she is still a virgin.

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Imagine marrying this fatty. She's bound to put on even more weight in the future, especially after you put a few babies in her.

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94 is the best year to be born because it was also mine

>> No.30848666

Even in 2024, you'll still be an underage b& and cancer of the internet.

>> No.30865101

Being attracted to people your own or comparable age is normal, anon. It's the alternative that's weird.

>> No.30884163

I wouldn't be able to stop myself, in fact.

>> No.30913387

This thread: Reimu's Oppai featuring her iconic armpits.

>> No.30913465 [DELETED] 

Posts 2000s garbage thinking.

>> No.30913496

Post-2000 garbage thinking.

>> No.30913546

zoomer scum

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reimu is very experienced and knows how to handle a male

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Touhou works on Simpsons timeline logic, where nobody ages and everything takes place in the "current year". Like how Bart has been 10 years old for 30 years.

>> No.30937419

She's a real professional

>> No.30938140

that's not reimu

>> No.30938806

what's wrong, anon-kun?
why are you trying to disown poor reimu?

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>> No.30992346

That's just not Reimu dude.
Even the tits are too big.

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