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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/

>A Florida man accused of downloading more than 1,000 images of child pornography is blaming the offense on his cat, according to published reports.

>Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of child porn possession after detectives found the images on his home computer, the Associated Press reports.

>Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.

>The 48-year-old is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if the cat was neutered. ®


brb, getting cat.

>> No.3088996

Why is Op's cat eyes?

>> No.3089004

As interesting as it is, this didn't happen in Japan.

>> No.3089006

Next best defense after "Someone hacked my computer and planted the stuff on my hard drive."

>> No.3089021
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3089021

nya~♥

>> No.3089033

>>3089006
This is easily accomplished though.

>> No.3089035

Son of Sam?

>> No.3089065

Is that really over 1000 images, or did the investigators find a short video and decide to call each frame an image to make it sound better for them?

In any case, I'll be careful not to let my cat near the computer.

>> No.3089077

>>3089006
Yeah. There's pretty much no way to disprove it.

"But there's no evidence of that at all!"

"BECAUSE THE HACKER DELETED IT WITH HIS VOODOO"

>> No.3089086

Tell me again just when did this child pornography became a taboo

>> No.3089102

>>3089086
About 20-30 years ago, depending on your location.

>> No.3089115

>>3089077
You speak as though proof and evidence have any meaning in a child porn trial. Accusation is proof of guilt, and to think of defending someone accused is a sure sign that you are a witch^H^H^H^H^H paedophile as well.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/18/bates_public_interest/

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3089130

Poor cat.

>> No.3089144

>>3089130
*leans into his monitor really close, is 300 pounds*

>> No.3089151

>>The 48-year-old is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if the cat was neutered.

A cat wasn't fined too?

>> No.3089164

>>3089115
Hehe ^H you geek.

>>3089065
Wouldn't put it past them to do so actually.

>> No.3089178

>>3089151
>A cat wasn't fine too?
Fixed that for you.

>> No.3089303

Surprised he didn't say "My neighbors barking dog told me to".

>> No.3089334

>>3089151
lol
>>3089178
You made it less clever,

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>> No.3089354

When they catch me, can i say /jp/ made me do it?

>> No.3089432

>>3089343
CHENNNNNNNNNN

>> No.3089436

>>3089432
Sounding kind of nasal there, buddy.

>> No.3089440

Wouldn't it be funny it his cat actually did it.

>> No.3089444

Not /jp/ related. Reported.

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