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Mistletoe is poisonous if you eat it

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>> No.31177153
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What kind of cooking do trolls do on Christmas?

>> No.31177170
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>> No.31177198

Cookies. Gingerbread cookies.

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Trash panda ate all the dough

>> No.31177702

Delicious pie.

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Youtube keeps showing me ads of people like Martin Scorsese and Ron Howard teaching classes on directing
Is it time? Will a Phantom appear on Christmas and turn me into a movie-director?

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>Your fluffy wife wants to hand bake cookies
>Unfortunately she can't kneed the dough with her unwieldy fluffy paws

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Who was the drawfag who made this?

>> No.31178221

But cats knead all the time. Just put gloves on.

>> No.31178254

But why

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Uh oh. Look out, guys. Goats are on the loose tonight.

>> No.31179051

Goats? In the winter? On the loose? They'll catch a cold! Better go chase them.

>> No.31179275

>370 posts

>> No.31179356
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Oh no! We're literally getting banned from /jp/ on Christmas Eve! Just because our threads are too slow to keep bumping past bump limit...

>> No.31179507
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How do I make sure my hellhound gets enough sun in these short cold days?

>> No.31179546

Undead incubus shotas are the perfect chew toy for big sadistic monster girls.

>> No.31179561

Ask them if they've gotten enough sun tends to work, put back under sun for fifteen minutes if they say no

>> No.31179769

I see the autist who doesn't understand autosage is back.

>> No.31179851
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He's here every thread. He always lets us know how many posts the last one had, and he does it for free even during the Holidays.

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Who are the biggest headpat sluts other than raijus?

>> No.31180434
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>tfw you will never be the incubus shota cumpu- I mean, assistant of a coven of dark mages

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>> No.31180891

This is the only way I can imagine the kunoichi route to go down.

>> No.31180914
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Bold of you to assume escape is an option

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It's that time

>> No.31180979

Bold of her to assume i was even escaping.

>> No.31180996

That's a cindy

>> No.31181020
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My weresheep bully is telling everyone I slept with her and that’s all that happened, I slept, but everyone thinks I plowed her like a troll plows her garden. How do I convince everyone it was just a pure sleepover and now cuddle sleep sex?

>> No.31181072

Kill yourself

>> No.31181122

Just tell them that you couldnt have slept with her because you were sleeping her older sister's room.

>> No.31181264

I'm literally just warning you not to go for a kunoichi, don't be a dick and a day before Christmas at that.

>> No.31181298
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Spend your holiday season with small cows.

>> No.31181479

You get to sleep in a pile of bombshell sorceresses in a huge luxury bed at least. Such a life can be just as comfy as it is exhausting.

>> No.31181528

It'd be so embarrassing if you accidentally called one of them "mommy" though.

>> No.31181570

Any dark mages convent has an extensive knowledge of restoration potions and magic to keep their cumpump ready.

>> No.31181594

>used to call them all "onee-san"
>accidentally call one of them "mommy"
>suddenly all of them insist on being called the same

>> No.31181617

The other ones might get jealous and have a magical fight with her

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I'm pretty sure that's their fetish.

>> No.31181685

Why do all of their fights "just so happen" to end with their clothes being destroyed?

>> No.31181691

Reminder that monster onee-sans can make any anon feel like a shota in their presence.

>> No.31181717

>not posting the z-ton ninja bat

>> No.31181775
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Humans are unsuspecting, now is the hour!


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I'd spank that monkey.

>> No.31182047

At least you get to fuck the loser while the winner holds her down/binds her

>> No.31182173

I'm pretty sure the winner gets fucked first.

>> No.31183156

Winner gets to punish the loser

>> No.31183326

I want Shiro or Runya in a naked ribbon for Christmas.

>> No.31183725

Shiro giving me her used panties for Christmas!

>> No.31183922

Shiro’s a bloomers girl. Although she’s probably exceptionally smug when she gives them to you, claiming that you’re a hopeless lolicon.

Of course she won’t mention how she specifically masturbated while thinking of you.

>> No.31184051

>Fit, lean, cardio bunny Yeti running through deep snow like she's gliding on top of it
>Behind her is a freight train of a White Horn, big and cuddly, kicking up massive amounts of snow, bell jingling wildly
>They're both racing to get the same man

>> No.31184142

>she is basically gifting you a powerful magical item that mages around the world would kill for
>all you did was being a good reading chair for a year
>you are gonna use if to jack off

>> No.31184551

Cathyanon I think?

>> No.31184694
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All boys belong to vampires

>> No.31184926

>"No you stupid monsters! I am not going to kiss any of you under a mistletoe!!!"

>> No.31184941
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This may be true.

>> No.31185192

They will kiss you regardless.

>> No.31185745

Sex with monster girls.
Sex with multiple monster girls.

>> No.31186079

Well yes but actually no, monogamy only

>> No.31186489
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Tomboy lilims!

>> No.31186957

Is that the original Battle City design or is that the 5Ds Yusei Fudo design?

>> No.31187080

Sweets and savory things.
I want a strongfat troll wife though, would be comfy.

>> No.31187198

I want to be bought by a rich CC vampire. Gonna turn her into a broodmother!

>> No.31187218

No, anonymous glory hole sex with 15 Manticores.

>> No.31187306

Poor little human boy

>> No.31187313

Fancy dresses are for being deformed by large baby bumps

>> No.31187336

She seems like the kind of girl that would like one of those summer sausage gift boxes

>> No.31187481

Due to the curse of a wizard who works the night shift, your waifu is now stuck in her equivalent human form while she is awake. Only when she falls asleep does her true monster spirit leave her body and become physical. How do you cope with this?

>> No.31187601

Slave boy making dhampirs with the vampire mistress!

>> No.31187789

Would be interesting to be a perma shota. Perfect for embarrassing your daughters probably.

>> No.31187848

>When one of her courtly rivals mocks her for having to breed with an unincubized husband.
>She just rubs her baby bump and retorts that her rival is imply jealous due to not having a husband at all.

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>implying I would even bother to escape

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>> No.31188789

Research how the curse works and set up some workarounds in the meantime.

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>I love (you).

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I want to find young adult dragon with no hoard and offer her my vast wealth from adventuring and exploiting dumb cancer merchants to become my maid and slowly pay her more and more to do lewd things for me culminating in creampies on mountains of gold

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>I love (You).

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I wonder who could be be behind this post

>> No.31190558

Hard to escape with her divine thighs wrapped around your head

>> No.31190782
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Wait a second...

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>> No.31190920
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It's that time of year...

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Ice girls are back on the prowl.

>> No.31192347
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So androids and robots count as monstergirls, but what about cyborgs?

>> No.31192782

looked man, I fapped to that one assaultron doujin,
but what you are posting doesn't belong here.

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>> No.31193150

A bowl full of mofu.

>> No.31193256

I'd say yes.I love robot girls and I really love automaton.
I really love the idea of them trying to understand why they love [You]. And in the end they just accept that love is illogical but their love for [You] is more true than anything else.
I also really love robot girl porn where someone hacks them, but that's more in relation to my mind control fetish.

>I fapped to that one assaultron doujin,
I have no idea what you're talking about, but you got a link?

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>> No.31193491

>but what you are posting doesn't belong here

>> No.31193653

I wouldn't understand either.

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Easy, have her stand behind you and manipulate your hands to knead the dough the way she wants to

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>> No.31194023

I'm sure some girls love [You], anon. Even if you're as thick as a harem anime MC.

>> No.31194076
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Imagine a vampire telling a dense anon she's a vampire so he walks up to her and opens her mouth with his fingers to get a better look at her fangs

>> No.31194339

then a pop a garlic bread in

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Mhm, yup, that's....not a vampire.

>> No.31194442

It's a character from the Taimanin Asagi RPG.

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If you yank on the tongue quickly it makes that door stopper noise

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Anon I don't wanna die

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New squid wife dropped
Incidentally does anybody know how to save videos/gifs off of pixiv?

>> No.31194898

>1038 years old
Pretty sure even Otohimes would seek advice from her

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The last few were pretty young so we have to be nice and give the CCs a chance anon

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>> No.31195399

Who doesn’t love going grocery shopping with the wifey?

>> No.31195506
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Finished drawing this.
Merry Christmas!

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218 years old is still young!

>> No.31195555

Delete this bro you are going to lose social credit score

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Thread-friendly version

>> No.31195639

The colors in particular are awesome. Merry desire anon!

>> No.31195646

Shit forgot that was the uncensored version.

>> No.31195684

>directed towards (you)
heh nice

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Np, pretty sure this makes all once the squid one is translated. Even if everything is covered it might still be too risqué to post
Look at these like profiles for a dating service

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I need some wholesome birds in my life...

>> No.31195930

>Vampire Ojou-sama not so haughty after needing braces

>> No.31195999

Sounds like a great way to get thrown into the crypt full of feral vampires.

>> No.31196027

>tfw no birdbrain Harpy momster to greet me after school
I don’t need to be this sad on Christmas Eve, but here we are.

>> No.31196060

New chapter translation when?

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You'll need to show you didn't mean it after you laugh at her listhp

>> No.31196177

I’m just laughing because I find it cute I swear!

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>> No.31196255

Here you go friend

>> No.31196352
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That is a fate I graciously accept. I'm going to take advantage of their lack of modern knowledge and turn those ancient feral vamps into gyarus. Once they have daughters we can get an entire gyaru undead coven going
Dhampir vs vampire but instead it's a dispute over her edgy goth style vs her moms gyaru fashion

>> No.31196616

This should be interesting.

>> No.31196946

What are these?

>> No.31196977
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big girls = big love

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Need me some magma to keep warm this winter

>> No.31196985

>"What is that poor excuse of an outfit? There's no elegance at all"
>"No one wears that kind of outfit for centuries, mom"

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>> No.31197113
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You can never be too careful.

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>> No.31197166

>Tails unbound
So many mistakes are being made. Those are really stringy though, maybe it'll be okay.

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If a girl that's not big falls for you, is it better to tell her so she can work out, or not and let mamono mana make her ripped? At least her initial confusion in the latter case would be cute.

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>Who needs a pelvis anyway?

>> No.31197401

What are some of the more mundane monster fantasies you've had?

>> No.31197458

Wight wife stroking my hair with her bare hands as I get a lap pilow.

>> No.31197482

touch fluffy tail

>> No.31197493

Introducing rich/noble monstergirls to an arcade and rhythm games

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Whatever she touches turn to snow in her clutch, she's too much

>> No.31197555

spicy hellhound cooking

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There's this one too. I'll work on the new one once the full scan shows up.
KC has done cover art for some issues of comic gaira. They also come with a brief making of page for each girl.

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Bathing together

>> No.31197598

I'd assume there's a collection of these somewhere in the archive? Can I get a hint as to where to look?

>> No.31197647

Even though her species isn't known for this, I like to imagine my wife likes to sing. Humming when we're working together on something, singing a lullaby after a stressful day, stuff like that.

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>> No.31197702

Getting bullied by an oni asking me if I'd carry her super heavy kanabo for a bit and passing it to me before I can say no.

>> No.31197745

What species?

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>> No.31197872

Sleeping together.

>> No.31197951

That sounds adorable Anon.

>> No.31197974

>Kiki cooks dinner for her master
>Expects that master eating separate from the help is the proper way to go
>Master humbly asks her to eat with him

>> No.31197975

Not who initially asked, but that doesn't sound ridiculous. A samurai is a noble warrior and was required to learn various forms of music.

>> No.31198117

Her eagerly eating my cooking.

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>> No.31198247

Too many

>> No.31198309

The young paladin never stood a chance.

>> No.31198588

>new adventurer accidentally stumbles into a monster room

>> No.31198625

>that thirsty Kakuen

>> No.31198629

I really want a slime bath with an eel. It'd need to be a big tub, though.

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same energy

>> No.31198698

Doing basic town errands like grocery shopping, grabbing lunch, heading to the butcher shop in a comfy town like Winterstown

>> No.31198711

Remember, when you're cast in a "movie" in MGC you may just be the star of the 5476 installment of "Poor lil Human Boy"

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>> No.31199218

Cute cheshire in a hat.
>Not Jinko to run with in the winter while cheshire-san does shorter walks

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A cc who teases and berates you but you can tell she's absolutely ecstatic to be around you because she's purring louder than an engine

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Please don't try to run and accept your fate.

Holy fuck searching for kunoichi pictures is a pain in the ass

>> No.31199784

>Don't run, you'll only cum tired

>> No.31199793

I really like their hairstyle.

>> No.31199797

Why did you post a blank picture, anon?

>> No.31199847

and a lack of good stories.

>> No.31199937

Eros Kunoichi are sent to make sure lonely men find happiness.

No one can escape the Eros Church's grasp.

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Reminder that young mamono get along well with adult men, you should spend time with friendly lolis.

>> No.31199989

I'm surprised she can hear anything with all that ear fluff.

>> No.31200050

Lap pillow with an oni.

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It's finally ogre. Short about a guy being sent on a "quest" completed for >>28002792.


Obviously a lot has happened since I last posted. All my stuff is back up, with the exception of a chapter of the main story and an automaton short. Why these were taken down and some of the most heinous smut I've ever written stayed up, who can say. I'm still not sure where the other authors are going, but it seems like AO3 seems to be the most common consensus. I'll work on moving everything over.

Next story is about an ochi and her complicated relationship with her master.

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>> No.31200208

See, you say that but I don't think she knows how to play shadowrun.

>> No.31200288

give anubis

>> No.31200293

I would like to try Rifts. Also some of the haunted vehicles could be monsterized I think.

>> No.31200326

Pastebin works again?

>> No.31200337
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Behind you

>> No.31200465
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What would the weighing scale say if your waifu/s use it anon?

>> No.31200595

Great story, thanks!

>> No.31200669

A pharaoh might be more into war games. When she loses, she would want to larp the part where she becomes your queen after getting conquered, though.

>> No.31200695

>3kg for one wife
> 10kg for the other

>> No.31200723

>Hey Anon, did you know there's an Egyptian themed army?

>> No.31200729

No losing on purpose!

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>> No.31200800

Just check the imgbox for Kunoichi images

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>> No.31200968
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>"I do not serve...."

>> No.31201034


>> No.31201058

For now. Everything was still in there, just privated. And then it unprivated itself. I didn't touch anything. I imagine that pastebin will crackdown again though, so I'll make an AO3 as insurance.

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>> No.31201476

Why does she look displeased?

>> No.31201530

Needs a milking and you won't pick up her hints.

>> No.31201537

You're not milking her.

>> No.31201628

She's been stuck like that for an hour. She's fallen and she can't get up.

>> No.31201760

Purple Owl Mage is the most powerful of them all in terms of raw magic. Too bad she has crippling asthma.

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Cows need to have good core strength.

>> No.31201834

Hard to do when your tits are so big you can't do a single proper situp or pushup.

>> No.31201835

She's very soft too.

>> No.31201866


>> No.31201877

Eating pomegranates with an all-too-old Wight.

>> No.31201952

>all-too-old Wight.
How old?

>> No.31201993

Ran, you're scaring the village's kids and the adults with that grin.

>> No.31202103

Old enough to remember the kiss of Demeter's ire and when the glories of heroes were sung by Orpheus.

>> No.31202104

Is there a muscle lilim? Asking for a friend to hook him up.

>> No.31202157

>muscle lilim
>her face when she meets a musclemancer

>> No.31202158

Would her name happen to be Nyx?

>> No.31202189

The loli pharaoh didn't lose on purpose, she just had that slave girl micro-bikini made out of jewelry ready under the relatively normal non super-revealing clothes just in case.

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Youkai have a reputation to uphold yknow.

>> No.31202254

That's only going to make her grin harder.

>> No.31202269

Big Chenk.

>> No.31202342

>ancient evil was awakened

>> No.31202352


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Ran raised her well.

>> No.31202367

Ah my mistake.

>> No.31202375

Make her a breakfast.

>> No.31202383

I do!

>> No.31202424

I still prefer her moms.

>> No.31202425


>> No.31202489

I love Yuuka.

>> No.31202567

Groomed by Yukari and Ran for (You).

>> No.31202614
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would you still love yuuka if you knew she was a boy hungry pedophile

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No tears now. Only thick.

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Bully ghosts!

>> No.31202816

God I wish that were me.

>> No.31202902

Gonna bully her pregnant.

>> No.31203104

I think I actually felt my testicles shrivel up and recede into my body as a defense mechanism seeing this art

>> No.31203148

Funny you should say that.

>> No.31203312

Haha yeah wouldn't that be horrible haha

>> No.31203326

Going to IKEA to furnish our new house together.

>> No.31203354

Don't buy IKEA.

>> No.31203368

You would not have to worry when you are an incubus. You are literally made to endure scary yokai.

>> No.31203416

I'm pretty sure he knows.

>> No.31203442

best girl for this feel?

>> No.31203530

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of Gensokyo's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

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Besides, Ran is safe.
Just don't tease Chen.

>> No.31203655

They need to work their way up to Food Chain Magnate.

>> No.31203702

christmas time is for suicide, anon. wait next year for new people to show up.

>> No.31203706

>Gensokyo's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths
Anon don't say such things about Yukari.

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>> No.31203885

I heard licking off the sweat of the warrior queen pharaoh is a well paid job

>> No.31203921

ah man now I want to hug her...

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You have to look out for shrine maidens

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Matango-chan made a horror game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQdBU-rHy70

>> No.31204107

my only interest with armpits are in conjunction with a rather heterodox fetish I have.

>> No.31204139

Just claim one as your wife. Easy game.

>> No.31204181

worst mushroom

>> No.31204205

Most of the time she doesn't even do anything unless it's absolutely necessary.

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Would you also bully a mere fish

>> No.31204244

She thinks it's necessary to rape you.

>> No.31204266


>> No.31204309

It's a hero thing. You wouldn't get it.

>> No.31204360

Does it come with benefits?

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>> No.31204507

my life is dedicated to a mere fish

>> No.31204547

Your job is pretty important so you will be sleeping close to the Pharaoh. Which means high quality living space and top tier food.

>> No.31204602

Is this what she calls "purification"?

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Warrior queen pharaohs are for this but without the apophis

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>> No.31205036

Well I like them dominant. That's one sexy pharaoh though. Good stuff

>> No.31205051

Clearly you're a danger to the rest of the human women and could breed much more youkai, so her job is to punish you until you turn human or don't want to have sex at all anymore.

>> No.31205116

What happens if monstergirls host Bottom Gear?

>> No.31205138

The strongest nipples.

>> No.31205233

Ladas, Wights and Vamps in cars from the 30's and 20's. Some 'core in a 60s muscle car but that wasn't bottom gear. Oh and I think there was a pinto somewhere in there, too. One of those fiery lizard girls was driving it.

>> No.31205330

Hate-sex with the cute Order priestess!

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She’s just jealous of the stacked youkai.
You don’t see her seething over the flat oni.

>> No.31205554

Sounds like something a scarred battle nun would do. Only to end up corrupting and addicting herself to you incubus cum.

>> No.31205574

Reimu "Not Red and White? Shoot on Sight" Hakurei
Reimu "Murder is a Form of Prayer" Hakurei

>> No.31205662

Black and White tends to shoot back though.

>> No.31205727

Wtf I love Reimu now

>> No.31205782

>The battle nun used to be barren
>Now you are producing a lot of lesser succs with her
She would be the most doting mom

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Favorite outfits? For me is the nun one.

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This nun looks suspicious.

>> No.31206092

The most doting and fertile. She wont stop until she can form a nun convent with just her daughters. And seeing as they leave for the only husbands your going keep impregnating.

Great choice.

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Armor, miko, egyptian/pharaoh stuff, nun and the stuff MGE demon has(evil sexy armor).

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My waifu likes to cosplay as a mahou shoujo

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>> No.31206274

read that in carls voice

>> No.31206275

>A group of Order priestesses argue what to do with the foul traitor to humanity (You)
>"He is just a man, he can't help but give into his urges! If he preforms the scared ac t of cunnilingus enough, he shall be cured!'
>"He knows what he's doing by dragging that thing around uncorrupted women, he wants them to give into lust. If he wants women to be his fucktoys, he treat him like one! rape him until he hates everything about sex!"
>"This is a chance to study Incubi for ourselves. There's so many tests I want to do, not that I was thinking much about this...."
>"We can always make money first. There's all sorts of ways to earn money with an incubus like this if you know the right places. It's all good as long as nobody finds out."

>> No.31206281

>still pretty stern towards you most of the time
>extremly doting and sweet towards her many daughterus.

>> No.31206343

Seems like these ones were already on their way to be corrupted. Devious nuns. I want them.

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Bodysuits like the ones from taimanin or some kunoichi.

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>> No.31206456

I'd say nun too, but that's my wife's standard garb. Maybe teacher or gyaru outfit.

>> No.31206571

That game has some top tier designs and girls.
It's just a shame that a lot of their games have some rather... unfortunate tags.
Like Yukikaze 2 that just got translated. Great stuff, IF you can ignore the whole premise. Although I guess the true end says none of that ever happened.

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dresses that show a lot of leg

>> No.31206638

Agreed. In fact I mentioned it because my kunoichi harem is basically some of those girls turned into MGE kunoichi.

>> No.31206645

Oh and military uniform

>> No.31206711

>Try to summon a succubus for "company"
>Accidentally summon a warrior demon instead.

>> No.31206791

>basically some of those girls turned into MGE kunoichi.
Now that's something I'd love to see.
Also, would anyone really even know if they had a kunoichi harem or just a single kunoichi wife?

>> No.31206801

I swear if that stupid dog looks at me like that one more time I'm gonna pin her to the wall and punish her without mercy

>> No.31206920

You would know. That's enough for me.

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>be wizard
>doing ritual to summon lilim
>activate the magical circle
>the summoning circle starts shining
>instead of a lilim I end up summoning a baphomet
>at least I still have time to banish her since she can't leave the magical circle
>the baphomet destroys the protection of the circle with a single spell
>tfw now I am at the mercy of an overpowered demon loli instead of an even more overpowered demonic onee-san

>> No.31207093

What if my Bapho is covered head to toe in armor?

>> No.31207116

Is that the one where the plan is so stupid the good end is for them to realize it's stupid and not do it?

>> No.31207245

Something tells me that's someone else's job anon.

>> No.31207265

There are three "routes". The two first is just what girl you wanna go for, after you do both of them you get a third option to not fuck up in the beginning and have one of the main support girls microchipped-brainwashed so she betrays you.
And with her not brainwashed the plan goes on to not be a colossal fuck up and so none of the bad things that happened in the other routes ever happened. The end.

>> No.31207290

I’ve seen boobplate, but I don’t know of any fantasy armor that could do lolis justice.
Unless they’re going for the bikini armor approach, but that’s not exactly “head to toe.”

>> No.31207335

They underestimate the love of fluff.

>> No.31207478

I would be fine with that. I still get to embarrass her infront of our daughters.

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Short dresses that show thighs, sexy lingerie, erotic nightgowns, narrow nopan loincloths, micro bikini armor. Anything that accentuates sexy loli bodies.

>Unless they’re going for the bikini armor approach
That one certainly does them justice.

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>> No.31207776

Smug smol pharaoh is for making even more smug. My face is her throne!

>> No.31207876

Okay but where’s her Sphinx court-musician/playmate?

>> No.31208080

How can she do what when her only physical activity is sleeping?

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>> No.31208199

Depends on the monster girl for me

>> No.31208320

How do human men end up on a nice or naughty list?

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Ideally they go hard on frills. I do like this shield a lot though.

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I like several like pirate/thief outfits, bodysuit kunoichi the outfit the nura has on is good but depends on the girl ultimately like I like the idea of a pirate/theif outfit kakuen but not really on a ryu etc

>> No.31208502

Man of supreme taste I see.

>> No.31208508

I like the the shady soothsayer look. Flowing textured garments, veils and all that.
And nuns, of course.

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How do I explain to my parents I knocked up my kiki godmother

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This is the best time of the year to get SNUG'd by a monster(s).

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>> No.31208572

Why are nuns so loved? What about those concealing garbs and pious women makes my penis big penis.

>> No.31208610

bitch is too wide for that chimney

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One of the cows.

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Have to be very cautious of intruders claiming to be Santa.

>> No.31208967

tommorow is christmas, and you know what that means.

>> No.31208974

Kunoichi really needs more lewd pics, I can barely find any.
What kind of lewd would be good for a kunoichi ?

>> No.31209032

I don't think none of the "bad routes" are even canon. Every girl's been like brainwashed or trained to be a semen toilet half a dozen times at this point.

>> No.31209033

Looks like Kunoichi-san is moving in.

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>> No.31209283

Mindflayers need to stop with this bad end bullshit what does a guy have to do to deserve such a punishment?

>> No.31209321

If she's able to use eight legs ti walk how come she types only her index fingers?

>> No.31209430

Typing with index fingers only is common with people new to computers.

>> No.31209575

I want to knock up a monster girl.
I want to have sex with her while she's pregnant.

>> No.31209836
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I am all in for breeding a monster girl as much as she wants as long as we get some kind of financial support or its kind of those 'breed as much as you can and the MAMONO GOVERMENT will help you'

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Domming her would still make her smug because it's a sign of irresistable she is.

>> No.31210047

I love that Succubi can just read you like an open book. One'd probably straddle my face before I can stammer out a word.

>> No.31210090

She will put your mouth to better use

>> No.31210139
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Never trust spiders

>> No.31210217
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Truss the spiders.

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>> No.31210702

I find the big, strong ones sexier anyway

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Ushis are best spiders.

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>> No.31210847

>not "Eggs and RAPEY" to both subvert and complete the rhyme

>> No.31210864

It's not rape if I want it.

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>> No.31210891

I don't respect half-rhymes

>> No.31210921

Why does this fox have such a menacing aura

>> No.31211149

My what hotness you have grandma.

>> No.31211151

She still got a few fertile eggs left in her right?

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Should I play along with the rata "blackmailing" me or tell her that everyone already knows my deviancy?

>> No.31211277

It's polite to lead her on a bit until she starts to feel confident and powerful and then mere female rodent her when she tries to push things too far.

>> No.31211311

Oh no she speaks in Vodka.

>> No.31211325

But what if all her requests are reasonable and sweet, and she takes care not to push it too far to ensure you don't consider just going public?

>> No.31211339

Lure her in. When she gets too deep in your place, trap her and subdue her.

>> No.31211563

Probably rail her after a week or two I guess

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One does not simply romance the Night herself. Her MILF levels are an insurmountable mountain unto themselves.

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Russian MGs are still good girls.

>> No.31211761

Cunny squad!

>> No.31211764

they made nix so fucking hot.

>> No.31211797

Which is actually pretty consistent with Greek mythology, given that she was not only stupidly powerful in comparison to the Olympian Gods, but she was an imposing figure of immense feminine beauty.

TL;DR: The Greeks filled her with such horny energy that Zeus would get his nuts stomped on by her and like it.

>> No.31211894

You wouldn't a goddess

>> No.31212009

I wouldn't that one but I'm not against it on principle.

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Like hell I wouldn't.

>> No.31212125

A goddess its just a extremely high level witch,no reason to NOT do it

>> No.31212230

I absolutely would, not because my confidence levels are high, but the likelihood of being freed of my mortal coil is extremely high.

>> No.31212317

just throw yourself into a snake pit or manticore house and achieve (almost) the same result

>> No.31212334

> Bring rambunctious Ushi Oni gf over for family Christmas
> Really hesitant to do so, mom is still recovering from dad's death, is old, and brother is horribly depressed
>House is really fragile as well
> Instead of being her raucous and aggressive self, Ushi Oni gf is calm, polite, just absolutely pleasant and cordial
Why isn't she like this normally? I'm fearing she's going to make me pay for her self-restraint

>> No.31212407

No. Sex is not a appropriate christmas gift.

>> No.31212465

but it's longheld succubus tradition.

>> No.31212492

it needs to be SUPER SEX,the regular sex is for normal days

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Is this too much to ask for Christmas?

>> No.31212676

cant really cant do anything

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Been thinkin' 'bout thos' minos

>> No.31212817

Sex is something that happens all the time.
Gifts actually need to be thoughtful and meaningful

>> No.31212907

Can't blackmail or speak vodka if she's got dick in her mouth

>> No.31213269

She's just happy your parents made you

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