Hololive Global

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Hololive Global

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>excuse me, i have to go to the restroom and talcum powder my ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

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>>31957625
this one

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is gura even talking about

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>Pimples

[Anonymous No.]

gura seems funnier than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is stranger than usual tonight

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>>31957625
this one by two seconds

[Anonymous No.]

Gura. MY DAUGHTER.
Nabi. MY BITCH.
Ame. MY DAUGHTER'S BITCH
K*na. WHO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957637
Fake tits

[Anonymous No.]

clip it somebody clip the shark she's talking about boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957637
fake tits

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

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>>31957637
boobies
clip it

[Anonymous No.]

would you fondle gura's massive silicon breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>C-San (Coco)
>"I've been offering to collaborate with EN for a long time, but I haven't gotten a reply yet."

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>>31957637
padded chest?

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>>31957637
gura is discussing the maintenance protocol for the giant fake tits she is going to wear to the first EN offcollab. watch the stream, retard.

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I love Mori!

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Tommy what the fuck

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I WILL STILL MARRY YOU IF WITH YOUR SMALL BOOBIES GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Women are as self conscious about breast size as guys are about dick size...

>>31957637
fake breats you can wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>mori OP got made first but the gura one gets used

being a deadbeat is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>hey, wanna let me collab with the EN girls?
>No
>Fine, then if you won't let me do that, I'm going to take Sora's virginity
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957637
wearing a series of fake boobs to an off collab

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>>31957653
basado

[Anonymous No.]

so this is Gura after dark...

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>>31957648
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WANTS UOOOOHS IN THE CHAT

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Everytime I see YOOOOOOO I remember that boku no pico pasta

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>>31957643
>>31957645
SHE'S DRUNK

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you went UUOOOHHHHHHHHHH in Gura's chat?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak up behind Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>I can't wait to see UOHHHHH in the chat
Did she really just say that

[Anonymous No.]

>CLIP IT SOMEBODY CLIP THE SHARK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT BOOBS

OH GOD, I'M JUST LIKE THIS, NOW I KNOW GURA MAKES FUN OF US IN THE DISCORD. IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HURTS

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>gura just accepts she's flat and doesn't even try to deny it anymore
kek

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>>31957678
THE GREMLIN IS BACK

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why wouldn't gura do a public birthday gift for ame and then a private one for her actual birthday which is like 2 weeks later?
retarded shark could've avoided the huge shitstorm here.

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Do you think Gura's roommate unironically wanted to have bigger milkers?

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>>31957646

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>>31957653
Welcome back ritual poster

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HOLY KINO

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Not sure if you guys have noticed but Gura's pretty cute.

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>>31957657
NEW RRAT: THE EN GIRLS CAN'T READ

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>>31957657
FUCK YOU EN MANAGER WHY YOU SO AFRAID OF CHINKS?

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>>31957692
She admitted herself ages ago anon

[Anonymous No.]

Say hello to your next heavenly kings.


TICK TOCK MINATO AQSHIT

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>>31957673
this actually feels a lot tamer than some of the stuff she's talked about.

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>>31957678
No it's just Gura After Dark

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>>31957657
EN based?

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>>31957648
How could you abandon your own daughter...

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I love Ina!

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Gura...flat...chest... UUOOOOOHHHH

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Mori is too pure for this

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Gura

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GURA TALK ABOUT CUNNY INSTEAD

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>>31957687
saying CLIP IT CLIP IT is just monkey screaming noise. if you really want to help people clip things, calmly write down the exact timestamp and post a concise description of the clip.

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>>31957678
is this your first time on late night Gura stream

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>>31957696
I hate this doujin

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Tommy doesn't know where a vagina is

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is looking at dicks again

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>>31957667
I'm enjoying the watchalong too much to care.

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>>31957648
Nacho draws nails so well

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>>31957680
Im starting to like children belly

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>>31957648
nachobi is the only /u/ship i endorse.

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>>31957693
>implying she cares about what people here think.

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>>31957666
>lots of men unironically like small breasts
>small breasts are scientifically proven to be more sensitive so there's some upsides
>breast enhancement is a common safe and effective surgery
breastlet women really have it easy compared to dicklet men

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>>31957678
HERfags just keep winning, Gura won’t stop appealing to us

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>>31957678
Honestly she sounds less drunk than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire rapist...

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Even with the Minecraft buff... Gura...

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>>31957687
>DISCORD
ncb8m8

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>>31957696
Why was this image created?

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>does he even know where her vagina is
this fucking movie

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>>31957695
Yes, I'm not joking at all when I say she has breast envy

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Gura is becoming a schizo, we're winning schizochads

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Mori really has a thing for guys fighting huh? First fight club and now this watchalong.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't know It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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>>31957719
I can't believe Kiara married Tommy Wiseau

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>>31957650
She could ask kiara about it she has experience using cosplay tits

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive Unity...
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarzp5IY26Q
>Peko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqVMMIHqYPM
>Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFJl_6nFbc
>Coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLIJA5AaaQA
>Aqua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXwo_K8vd0
>Kanata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3x3omcxDRk
>Subaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puxgwmeJZhk

>8k more views till 1mil
https://youtu.be/X9zw0QF12Kc

[Anonymous No.]

She'll be last place where she always belonged soon.

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>>31957738
Fuck off and get back to streaming, pe-san

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>>31957738
Already learning how to fit in, Pekora-san.

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>>31957721
fuck clipfags
and fuck clippers

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>"I want to impress Amelia"
>"She called me her wife, did you see that?"
>"She's great. I care about her very much."
>Ame is special to Gura
>Wants to get a birthday present for Ame

They're lovers~!

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>>31957695
100% for sure, i bet half the reason she collabed with delphine was breast envy

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why is mori's movie so far behind

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>>31957670
SHE'S GOING TO DEFLOWER THE PRINCESS OF HOLOLIVE

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>>31957740
If I hadn't just watched the movie, I would have thought this was pure fucking fiction since there's no way someone is this crazy.

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>>31957733
Yeah...

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>>31957715
FUCK

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>>31957719
>hate watching streams
>discord faggot
fair enough
>coco ame mori chat
thoughts?

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>>31957680
Gura has the lewdest chat, a couple weeks ago people were sharing nhentai codes

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>>31957744
its her plan to win over ame

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>>31957714
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

D-d-did Tommy really spend $5 million on The Rooom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957657
Ah yes, 5ch posts. Trust me dude-san.

[Anonymous No.]

So Gura would totally suck her genmate's milkers if given the chance?

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>>31957743
kinda funny when girls with gigantic milkers wants to be flat

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>>31957738
>guerilla stream
>oversaturated game
>2 am for her usual viewers
suck my big fat COCK

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>>31957738
Oh shit, is it time to start?

EN IS RECLINING OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.]

Gura Cute Gura Cute Gura Cute Gura Cute Gura Cute Gura Cute

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>>31957706
Marine will get 1 million before Aqua confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

movies with moririn...

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>>31957764
Based

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>>31957744
my sides, I lol'd

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>>31957719
>let /u/ lovers guys stop

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>>31957756
Forbidden or Private is my favorite Hololive stream

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>>31957746
all women have a thing for guys fighting, but i agree mori has it real bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957746
Mori likes it when men fight and especially likes it when a man fights for her. What I'm saying is I'm gonna beat the shit out of every other deadbeat.

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>>31957515
Linus explained this shit. It happens when your copy was activated with a uuid and not digital rights, if you change something in the configuration, the activation software detects it.

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>>31957702
I require additional proof.

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>>31957733
Because comparing it to dicks is incorrect. More like small breasts = short men.

t. Mori

[Anonymous No.]

They are lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura's Trials Rising stream privated?

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>>31957777
>H-hey Ame, you got any more of those funny looking metal helmets? Could I... come over and see them?

[Anonymous No.]

I LIKE FLAT GIRLS AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE! THE FLATTER, THE BETTER, I SAY! NO TIT IS TOO TINY!

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>>31957744
Gura's trying to make Ame a /u/schizo too so that the Goslings and N**T 2.0 don't take her

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>>31957719
>based collab wife
>movie without oshi
>haachama confirmed
>imagine chumbuds voice
>antis probably management

lots of good stuff here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957758
how many times do i have to teach you this LESSON, IKADACHI?

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>>31957738
it's 2am for their largest audience anonchama...

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>>31957706
Pandering to reddit gives you big numbas

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>>31957758
>She's catching up?
>Dump the karaoke stream

https://streamable.com/ntp4ps

[Anonymous No.]

>death is inevitable

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>>31957719

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>>31957783
If by "genmate's" you mean Ame, yes

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>>31957657
watson amelia here
FUCK coco what a hot sexy fucking bitch
watson amelia out

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>>31957808
unspecified copyright issues, check her twitter.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:74cf8ea3ce1572761abb4c619cd3ba3859d81063&dn=yubisoft

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>>31957780
Wikipedia says 6, actually.

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>>31957810
Based

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>>31957787
>2am

Lol just stop living in a shit timezone

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>>31956984
>>31957079
God. I fucking love how Risu's "bland" style only makes her more distinct and attractive. There's something very dangerous, alluring, and mysterious about her. She's your girl next door, your every woman, a "basic bitch", but peer only slightly from the surface and you'll realize, in terror, that she's the bad bitch kingpin with a heart colder than ice and will not hesitate to fuck you up. Unlike other bitches, she's purposeful and has a malicious intelligence to her actions. And she KNOWS it. She knows it and she revels every moment and tastes our fear.
I want to wipe the smug out of her face by loving her genuinely. I want to cuddle her and tell her just because the world is evil, it doesn't mean she has to be. I want to tell her it's alright and maybe for a little while, she is allowed to lose herself in the music, the moment. I will own it. I won't let her go.

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Gura just use ytcFilter

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>making fun of sad boys
I'm getting timelooped.

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SOMEONE SEND GURA THE YTCFILTER TUTORIAL IMAGE

[Anonymous No.]

I LIKE GURA GIRLS AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE! THE GURAER, THE BETTER, I SAY! NO GURA IS TOO GURA!

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>cause when Ame or Ina come in...
TRINITY
TRINITY MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

If Pekora's confirmed to be on 5ch, that means she occasionally sees 5ch posts about 4chan.
Therefore she might be here.

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>>31957766
>leaving out the part where she calls her a friend
oh no no no

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>>31957812
meds

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>>31957780
No, he spent 6 million.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAA GURA'S WINK

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>>31957738
selamat pagi tikus

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>>31957719
Not even one UOOHHH fuck you all

[Anonymous No.]

Use ytcfilter gura...

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>>31957810
based

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>>31957743
>>31957786
Girls are weird...

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>>31957808
because it is 6 minutes long, and only 2 minutes of it has any actual content in which gura essentially says "stream aint happening"

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>>31957747
Oh no, this made me realize that Gura is just a female Charlie.

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>>31957732
do you even know how much power /hlgg/ has? we single handedly cut gura's viewership by 15-20% by spreading the j*y yab on 5ch.

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>>31957738
oh look the nutsackis numberfagging just like pecola

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957714
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957802
Alright here
https://youtu.be/xarzp5IY26Q

[Anonymous No.]

>spending 200 to get told to eat McDonald’s
S-sasuga aussie..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957839
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
BASED

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>>31957849
nigger

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>>31957738
Peko-san I'm honored you're doing your eigo reps by posting here but you should really focus on your stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957842
>thinking she would admit to anything more
Ame is a special friend

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>>31957800
Deadbeat meetup when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957818
I think pekor should pander to reddit, given that she's now known as numberfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>Asks question then don't look at chat.
That's Gura for ya.

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>>31957841
You assume she would understand what we say here

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>>31957810
BASED

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>>31957719
>Shark alwasy gift rbc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957657
>>31957782
https://streamable.com/4u1o75

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957841
>Pekora may have seen one of our ogey rrat's

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957831
Ogey tree rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
UOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
I can only agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957841
>Pekora saw the deadbrap post, Amegeddon, J*y arc, Kiara's life in general

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>>31957873

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>>31957837
She's timelooping herself

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>>31957841
imagine having to ask 5ch why 4chan is filled with distorted pekos

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957738
Focus on your stream Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957840
gura literally just said ame is the most special to her out of holoEN
fuck off trinityfag. gurame or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Anon. You're based.

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>>31957842
your lover is the greatest friend you can ever get

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957706
Aqua is the most popular yet least talked about holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957738
Ehh, not that far apart, even. Gura will get more VOD views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957873
Japan, apparently. I'm already working out the details of my trip and if I spot any of you fuckers over there too, you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957862
As the situation is still developing, we would request something that's set in stone.

[Anonymous No.]

Lore time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957883
>Pekora might’ve saw the shitposting about J*y being a bbc tranny that fucks Gura across the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957883
>pekora is actually damascus

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, it's the leaf avatarfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957782
I'll be back in an hour max you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>open Coco's stream
>speaking Chinese
>keep stream open

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching Gura for almost 30 minutes now and I don't find her funny at all.
Gura fans, please explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957865
It'll be all he can afford after the superchat

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>>31957842
They're not a couple so what else should she call it? You faggots are so fucking dumb in your seething.
Especially in response to a Redditfag, chat kiddie or I bet one of you falseflaggers yelling "ARE YOU AND AME GIRLFRIENDS????" at them.

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>>31957909
Pekora's anus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957738

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>>31957909

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds im getting pretty tired. think im not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957841
Pekora came here when she heard Risu say that we love Moona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957648
Dude in charge of Gura's live2D is butchering Nacho's art

[Anonymous No.]

I need to attend more Mori watchalong streams these are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957873
Be sure to group up real tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957766
she already bought a birthday gift for ame and gave her it offstream, anon.
>>31957842
shut the fuck up fag. she also called ame her wife. and do you really think she'd go on stream and go
>>I LOVE AMELIA WATSON NOT ANY OF YOU I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR AMELIA WATSON I LOVE HER

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>>31957917
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>they fucked up Gura's timing on the hololive song

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957858
So that's why she gets along so well with Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957841
>Why 4chan have a lot of distorted pictures of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957899
Aqua is huge in china

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957811
Ah the mamaloni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957919
>member to prove a point
quite based

[Anonymous No.]

NOOO HES GONNA SHAVE THE BEARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957919
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doing Ame's intro
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

She just can't stop talking about Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
Not a Gura fan but that's normal, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
Congratulations, you aren't underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
Try turning it off and on again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957930
learn from the ikadachis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957841
it just hit me that there's a good chance that Pekora might had participated in shitting on Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909
the strongest rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957925
>they're not a couple
So they aren't lovers? Glad we agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957758
who cares?
t. kfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957915
How are her drawings so soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
How has explaining the joke ever made it funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957930
Me too chumbud, have to work early tomorrow but I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

concernfags inc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
kinda based ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957919
based proof seeker

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
what part of "comfy nighttime building" did you not understand

get comfy, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957938
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957919
Ngl whether you’re wrong or right this is based

[Anonymous No.]

>i loved it (the hololive rap)
>>IMMEDIATELY TALKS ABOUT AMELIA
HOLY6 FUCKING SHIT GET HER OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU DUMB FUCK WHORE
why the fuck do you always bring up ame on your fucking solo streams? im not fucking watching ame im watching you, jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mio in 15mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX2rgzRNvlg

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
She's not meant to be funny. She's supposed to frustrate and arouse you until you have an uncontrollable urge to pin her down and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957648
Based Mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957950
>>31957954
Well fuck someone else already beat me to it >>31957881

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

GURA LOVES AMES HIC(KEYS)

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn catch her prying the fridge lock in the middle of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957838
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909
I don't want to believe Pekora could be that autistic

[Anonymous No.]

GURA STOP TALKING ABOUT AME PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE I WANT THESE /U/RRATS DEAD PLEASE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957738
cope nutsack >>31933048

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909
DUDE

[Anonymous No.]

>coco stream starts
>niji posts on hororaibu and retards here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957938
There's an official ship in her gen, dumbass. If it's real they could say it.

[Anonymous No.]

Architectbros

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957902

[Anonymous No.]

Food and Ame are two topics I enjoy greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957938
Thank you for the correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957905
>Pekora has a grudge against Gura and antiposts about her

[Anonymous No.]

SLITHER.io CHADS WYA???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
While you are overreacting I do kind of agree. It's like whenever she runs out of shit to talk about she just has to mention Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
you sound frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

>birthday cake protein bar

what

[Anonymous No.]

>Tommy is a millionaire
>Greg claimed to have seen immigration papers saying he was born in 1955 and from the eastern block of the USSR
How the fuck was he so rich if and from commie era europe?

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen. Gura is eating spoiled, rotting, gunky moldy foods again. All is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957971
she is LITERALLY going to die from eating that protein bar how DARE YOU tell me to stop concernfagging over it this is literally the most important thing that could possibly be talked about in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957961
pale colors and soft lines but the eyes are vibrant

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957714
hey, i love ina too

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
Today I will remind them

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958000
sure you faggot. they don't want to come public with it just yet because ame doesn't want faggots backseating her budding relationship with gura, just like how she hates backseaters in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957990
fucking lol definitely not that one what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958012
Quest Protein Bar - Birthday Cake

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME YOUR BEST UUUOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957706
Marine deserve 1M before Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas Gura why do you only eat shit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957881
Based dude, you just murdered those eunuch chinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958012
They're also a year past expiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957761
ame... ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957993
>>31957980
Gura reminds me of myself in high school. I was obsessed with my friends because I was afraid of losing them.
Now I don't have friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958003
>>31957994

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957981
I feel like she's been playing rice cunny game for like 3 months now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958003
Query: did some old holocaust-ed videos get unprivated?
Those translate to spikes in vod views that may need to be accounted for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
Are you, frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

First time watching Gawr Gura, is she always like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958034
oof

[Anonymous No.]

Has Gura been trying out different BGM for awhile now or has it just been these last two MC streams? It surprisingly sets the tone well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958003
>peko streams once or twice a day
>Gura took 3 days off this week

Are you being serious here

[Anonymous No.]

Gura that bar expired before you even auditioned for holoEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958029

[Anonymous No.]

ORPHEUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958013
the movie might be a money launderubg scheme. anyway Tommy was surely associated with organized crime at some point and had to flee Europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957936
We learn a little bit more about Mori with every watch-a-long.
>Boondock Saints: Mori is an eternal chuuni
>Fight Club: Mori really likes to watch men fistfight
>The Room/The Disaster Artist: Mori passionately hates all cheaters

[Anonymous No.]

Friend roped me into his dnd 4e test run session, how's Mori watchalong atm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957786
Why do you think she's so attracted to Ame and Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958045
Chumbuds like thier basketcases....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958013
he sold jeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958022
Medications. Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957881
>I've been asking all this time, maybe I'm NG?
ENMA YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957650
>>31957652
>>31957658
>>31957659
Why bother when the ENs, or at least Ame, has already seen the truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958052
Farm girls make do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958045
she's very unstable, you can get manic Gura or depressive Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957956
>>31957980
>>31957988
>>31957993

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957938
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958005
>Pekora had a grudge against Aloe and doxxed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958029

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958013
Oligarch was a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
They're in the honeymoon phase jfc have you ever dated?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura loves foodfags

[Anonymous No.]

how strong is Gura's Russian army?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958034
Same
Gura should be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957940
You sneaky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>food science
HAHAHAHA
YOU MEAN FUCKING PSEUDO SCIENCE FUCKING NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE FAGGOTRY

[Anonymous No.]

Should Kiara really be playing slither.io with fans when she almost died on stream? What was even the point of ending if she was just gonna keep playing anyway? She has the collab with Reine in a couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957738
Pekora only 20k? no no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
https://streamable.com/hovugn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958020
>not the soundpost

https://files.catbox.moe/n7eyit.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958055
She 100% came up with her own name

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957936
The first one is really great because you can tell she loves that movie with all her heart and is trying to make you love it in the same way she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958029

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958045
No she usually contains her love for Ame a bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957983
Plebian take.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura talking nothing but food at late night?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck did he shave

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957944
The girls kind of match up with the Always Sunny characters.

Mori is Frank
Gura is Charlie
Kiara is Dee
Ina is Mac
Ame is Dennis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
You're kinda right. She is talking about ame a lot this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958043
Marine and Fubuki yes, Pekora was untouched (still at 53%) and the official.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958028
Just imagine how fucked her digestive system is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958081
no, she's talking about good eats

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958061
Kino. Pure kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958082
she took her meds unironically

[Anonymous No.]

pregnancy makes you crave things

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1347803849545773058

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957902
That's for hundreds of Pekora's videos vs 86 Gura's videos. If you look at per video views, Gura moggs Peko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958061
It got noticed by Tommy Wiseau on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957967
Kiara confirmed Numberfagging is OK and Pekora the leader of Hololive is a numberfag.
Numberfags now rule the roost anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958029

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958105
>Ina is Mac

No.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958049
It's been since Christmas or something that she's been using Dova-Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958102
Ameriburger, pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

why is mori chirping

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds your oshi needs meds and a doctor visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
Its funny cause Ame, rarely even talks about Gura on her streams

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't give herself enough credit Minecraft-wise, it's like she's forgotten her successful trident get and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

This watchalong has convinced me that Mori would be the best EN girl to hang out with. Is this why deadbeats have been talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958050
that doesn't mean shit. You could still gain views from her other videos and it adds up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957800
I won't stop fighting until Mori takes me under.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958061
we learned she hates cheaters with passion and bros before hoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958015
kek

[Anonymous No.]

RIP GURA....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957980
She loves her, Anon. That's not something she can control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958081
But food science is literally just chemistry though

[Anonymous No.]

he went to san fransisco just to shoot in a generic park?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958061
>4e
Why is he still your friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958061
Kino, but still not as good as the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958133
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I STOPPED TAKING THAT SHIT BECAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A ZOMBIE AND MY OSHI STOPPED TAKING IT TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>musky
why that word

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958124
There wasn't a good fit for Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching Ame's comfy journey stream
>having a fun watchalong with Ame
>watch gura minecraft talking about Ame
Teamates can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>musky protein bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958116
wtf I have been pregnant for 30 years?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1347804016248377346
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958082
nearly all adults with asthma can learn to manage it without medical supervision

[Anonymous No.]

I'm paying attention to the watchalong. Anything good happening in Gura's MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958116
I'm pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958000
>There's an official ship in her gen, dumbass.
Which is also 100% kayfabe on both ends, with Mori treating Kiara like a friend and Kiara having said at least once in a superchat reading that it's just a joke when someone was getting obnoxious about it in the chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958131
They're chirping in the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958066
inb4 chinks flock to EN, hailing them as heroes and saviors of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

How old did she say those bars were?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
It's ok, some people are just born with defective sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958151
Take your caps lock meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958116
A changing diet also makes you crave things.
Old gut bacteria craves the shit you used to eat as it dies off and gets replaced by bacteria more suited to your current diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958158
Chicken cant catch a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958132
TODAY I'LL REMIND THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1itdhjmUDo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958135
Sometimes you need to be reminded by other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958055
Winning sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958137
More videos = more views, this is youtube 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958022
I don't know how to tell you that, Ame isn't into girls... but they're great friends, hope gura understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958132
Ame tends to not bring up other people unprompted too much. Of all the people she has talked about Gura's probably still the most frequent though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
takodachis have delcared war

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
If you like normie-tier socializing, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957921
go back dogfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958105
Kiara is definitely the group's Dee, but I honestly don't see the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
Kek
Why is everyone losing their limiters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958081
>he doesn't have 5 GNC gallon jugs filled with protein powder to make loafs out of
NGMI....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
She seems to be having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958165
expired since april 2020

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958158
stop killing my tenchou you fags.
i know this is one of you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why are childs so erotic? Guras voice makes me cum all the time she sounds like shes 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958013
He's an illuminati vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958102
She gets one quarterpounder with cheese and eats it for the whole week, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
She's a bro anon. Bro time is guaranteed fun time

[Anonymous No.]

gura you brat I am frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958165
expired april 2020

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
Yeah she definitely has the feel of hanging out with the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958133
sure yeah just suppress her entire personality forever yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957909
what t-he fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Ame got Gura by the clit and she is not in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958159
Do you like burgers and Ame? You'll be in for a feast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958189
Rest in Peace, Shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958145
chemistry is literal pseudoscience. fucking chemical bonds and equilibrium and shit like that. a bunch of fucking nincompoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958055
>almost everything about Moris character is inspired by Persona 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958061
>4e
Why haven't you killed him yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
She's literally you anon of course she be the best to hang with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gregbeats can't one take without doxxing Tommy

[Anonymous No.]

First Gura pic I ever saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958102
>All she can talk about during the night is Ame and food
She's just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958081
Every field of science more abstract than chemistry is just chemistry by your definition retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958192
-thousand

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958162
>Which is also 100% kayfabe on both ends
So is Gurame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958152
It's HER vocabulary please andastd

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958159
top tier gura minecraft zatsudan, get in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958158
>TAKODACHI STOP KILLING ME
Why would she say something so controversial yet so brave?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958189
Expired or best by?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
taste my blade, bird

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO! DONT SUMMON HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958158
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958133
i think you need that much more

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, Gura said HIS name....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958183
I mean, Gura is a female Charlie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958233
too late

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura looks at Twitter bios
Why is your oshi built like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>permissions for personality test site
jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958158
Good now she will be forced to tone down the swearing and the whoreness

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
I wanna hang out with Mori and then engage in some casual (competitive) sex.

[Anonymous No.]

INFJ CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958176
Oh she'll be into girls after I'm done with her
-G

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958171
>Decent editing that showcases the girls personalities pretty well instead of a 30 second le funny meme clip

Based clipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958158
That's not her local IP address right?

[Anonymous No.]

NO NOT THE PERSONALITY TEST AGAIN PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958181
Nothing about Mori can be described as normal, let alone her idea of socializing with other human beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>what's the typical IQ
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Yay.... horoscope niggers are gonna flare up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958049
A while, this one isn't new new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958076
You'd be surprised how many people here haven't dated, let alone interacted with a woman. It explains a lot of the posts here.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I stupid or did she really said she needs permissions to a fucking personality test site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958209
god, every time i see "moris" on the board my brain goes WAT. use some fuckin' apostrophes.

[Anonymous No.]

READ THE FUNCTIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
Yes. She's unironically just another anon, who happens to have some good talent and rocking tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958242
she looks at random shit all the time its the adhd

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958208
Are you a preacher by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958254
YESS PERSONALITY TEST
MAKE SCHIZOS SUFFER

[Anonymous No.]

All introverts line up to be bullied by Echads

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958253
nah its the game servers address.
it leads to somewhere in georgia or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958153
There never is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958244
you are stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has a high IQ and has been limiting herself the whole time
What happens when it comes out she has a 130+ IQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958229
Expired.

[Anonymous No.]

FUNCTIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957928

[Anonymous No.]

Is Kiara still playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958029
https://files.catbox.moe/xhw71h.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958244
retardchama?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958249
he's one of the good guys, watch the tennis ball saga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958081
i majored in food science. it's just applied chemistry and it's useless because nobody takes it seriously even if i learned a lot of cool stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957800
>Implying you'll beat me
I will wreck your shit, deadbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958275
MENSA steals all her money

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958283
uuooohhhh

[Anonymous No.]

OUR (yes OUR >we fags) goddess is Risu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958261
They're getting nuts about permissions, RBC's Duolingo streams are gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958171
/u/fagging aside this is actually a pretty great clip compilation, pretty cute.
I think Ame has a members stream where she talks about she and Gura feel connected too, I don't remember if it was a repeat of the story in this vid though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958275
antis will just dump their "IQ is fake" folder and keep rratting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958229
Anon even if it's fucking "Best By" it's been what, 8 months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958260
Imagine the only woman who these people have conversations with is the clerk at the grocery store... Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

lmao at everyone in her chat saying average is "about 90" and then proceeding to say IQ isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958225
I'm aware and agree, I was just making a point. Either Gura or Ame saw how retards literally refuse to stop bringing up Kiara in Mori's chat and wanted no part of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>67
Sub-Saharans in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

Gura definitely has issues with focusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957928
Pe-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958275
We'll still call her autistic, it'll just be justified now.

[Anonymous No.]

>woman has an inflated sense of her own intellect
What a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958275
then we do a mental disorder test to see why she is so retarded despite her high IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958276
Oh.
I'm sorry to hear about Gura's passing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958171
based but he didn't even get half of the NYE kino, sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
nothing personnel, takodachis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958298
what the fuck is wrong with this platform...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958297
What are you talking about, tree rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

Did Tommy ruin gregs Career or did he save it with the room's infamy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958289
>nobody takes it seriously even if i learned a lot of cool stuff
That's like 80% of all careers anon, don't feel too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958289
sounds neat anon

[Anonymous No.]

>these fucking mix and matched blocks

I'm actually getting angry.

[Anonymous No.]

IQ tests just test whether or not you're retarded.

If you score below 100, you're retarded. Above 100 is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958255
in hour three of this watchalong and I'm beginning to understand just how deeply weird she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958090
It's honestly a pretty great name. It acquires more hidden meanings every time you read it:
>Mori, both a Japanese surname and the Latin word for 'Death'
>Calliope/Kariope, muse of poetry & mother of Orpheus, also a musical instrument/ pun on 美声
>M.C. because she's a rapper

[Anonymous No.]

iq tests are a scam
at my first one I got 58
the second one a few years later I got 112

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958298
>Permission Arc 2 is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958297
Stop shilling yourself Risu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958090
You ever wonder if she fucked it up and forgot about Japanese name order and that's why she told people that she's fine with Calli and Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Due to the flynn effect the average IQ increases every decade thus a 100 score now is like a 120 from 2 generations ago therefore even if gura gets 100 she's still better than older generations

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to get kind of worried that Gura actually DOES have a crush on Amelia, and now I just kinda feel bad. she really is just like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958162
>Which is also 100% kayfabe on both ends,
So is Gurame, but even if it wasn't, people wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958326
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>open gura's stream
>AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME
>keep stream open because im a guramechad
yeah this stream has been based

[Anonymous No.]

>pattern recognition
remember, this is a world-class rhythm gamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958307
>Sub-Saharans in the chat
why would a sub-saharan know what in the ever loving fuck a v-tuber is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958275
>What happens when it comes out she has a 130+ IQ?
90% chance this will happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958325
Oh I was responding to someone saying Pekora comes here via 5ch and shits on other Hololive members

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
Are we at war with Takos?

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that although gura acts dumb in character in reality she actually is dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958324
nijiniggers get upity, they are the ones that reported japanses test and moris atlus video

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958247
If you're any of those green ones, you're a faggot or a women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958316
ADHD dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura actually has the highest IQ of any chuuba but doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958175
not really shes just reclining LMAO
FROM 20m to 14m

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
She's not called the Prime Gosling for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958341
That's why I love her. She's so fucking weird but in a way that only makes her more attractive to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats with all the japs in guras chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958355
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958358
I think they have internet in South Africa inbetween state caused brown outs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958370
>INTP
Looks like I’m a chad

[Anonymous No.]

EN Girls IQ:
>Gura: 90
>Ame: 110
>Ina: 130
>Kiara: 95
>Mori:140

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958370
If you care at all about personality tests you are either a faggot or a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958358
Imagine being a yank who has no idea what South Africa is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958283
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
always has

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958324
This time is unironically nijiniggers IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958340
This. It only matters up to a certain extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958349
Don't let Gura see this.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been telling you this whole time she is smart, just really bad at math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958370
>believing in horoscope shit
Pot meet kettle.

[Anonymous No.]

>tricking Gura into taking an IQ test
>inevitably gets a low score due to her ADHD
>gets memed as dumb shark even more, which clearly bothers her

What the fuck is wrong with chat "chumbuddies"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958326
I don't think Greg would've ever "truly" succeeded but Tommy gave him more success than he'd ever get on his own

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958342
Forest is also a reference to the convenience store scene in Fight Club.

[Anonymous No.]

how will you shippers feel when future EN gens end up breaking apart your ships?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958316
does anyone have the link to that mental disorder test where it rates you on like 8 different disorders? somehow I couldn't find it on google the other day

[Anonymous No.]

HOLDING HANDS WITH MORI
LATER VIRGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958136
This is why she's Ya Boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958283
https://files.catbox.moe/blr6u6.mp4
Full thing in a not dogshit resolution
Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is holding my hand right now.

[Anonymous No.]

atlanteans use seashells as currency.

[Anonymous No.]

>you hold my hand we watch this together
Mori's holding my hand, later, virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

Holding Mori's hand to get through the cringe together!

[Anonymous No.]

>mori's holding my hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
Gura has more of a chance than any Teammate ever will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957758
Prediction: next screencap will be
Ina: 695,000
Kiara: 692,000

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
Yes, she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
Gura is average at minimum

[Anonymous No.]

I'M HOLDING MORIS HAND BROS IM MAKING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958275
We laugh at her claimed intelligence and use evidence based observations to understand there has been a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958409
>more lesbian kiara ships
works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958355
Yeah, I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958370
Imagine gatekeeping reddit astrology on a korean noodle-slurping board

[Anonymous No.]

God I can't wait till off-collabs. Gura's talked about them a lot so I feel like she's excited for them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>handholding with Mori
Wow this really is the GFE experience. I kneel Moririn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958406
Self-explanatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958372
always has been

gura has always been a logical person
it was apparent when she did the wake up thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958105
I would swap Ina and Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958243
The japanese are insane with personality tests, zodiacs, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958369
>>31958397
WHY? Why are they always doing this? How has there been no retaliation against them?

[Anonymous No.]

>debris

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this movie making me cringe so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958406
>not having faith in the genius shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958422
It won't. Ina has nothing remarkable planned, if anything it's worse because she's playing Sakuna. Kiara's gonna get passed her and then leave her in the dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Fuck you, I disagree! Give me Noel tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
She always has.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm holding pinkies with Mori
We're practically having sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>Mori:140


hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>wigger
>140 IQ
X to doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958372
IQ tests have a bunch of math on them, not really likely Gura will ace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958432
>off-collabs
>during covid
i'll see you in 5+ years

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't surprise me if being a meme queen entails superior pattern recognition to realize things that can go trending.

[Anonymous No.]

>EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE
DO RETARDS REALLY?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckin ESL's

[Anonymous No.]

>emotional intelligence bs
imagine being so retarded you need a different number to feel better about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958440
That works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958441
>EEEH TAMOSHKI KUN IS BLOOD TYPE B?
>EEEEEH? SO THAT MEANS HE MUST ACT LIKE THIS!! EEEEEEEH MAKE SURE TO FIND OUT MORE BY HAVING HIM DO MORE HOROSCOPES!

[Anonymous No.]

That SC just made Gura feel worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>Mori
>3 digits

[Anonymous No.]

>emotional intelligence, what's that?
its bullshit, is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

CRINGEKINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958432
I think she's generally just excited for all non-game stream related events in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957859
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>tricking a dumb shark with the EQ meme
fuck chat

[Anonymous No.]

EQ is literally made up by women to try to compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>Mori not sub 100
You clearly don't watch her

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is emotional intelligence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Based. Big boobs are disgusting. Ina and Achan ftw!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958463
Vaccines coming this year, and americans will trust it or take it anyway by next or 2 years max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958467
They really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958432
>american
>off collab with meme virus
>possibly a civil war
see you in 4 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958470
>an actual taiwanese

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori fucking peaked at his ass

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cuter than usual today!

[Anonymous No.]

EQ isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

for cute happy married couple

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>mori 140
>can't figure out basic game mechanics

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958370
I'm one of those and I'm a cool guy. Looks like you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958447
she dumdum

[Anonymous No.]

As a psychologyfag working in psychometrics, guras chat is giving me a fucking meltdown rn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
Found the deadbeat. Delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958441
It boggles me how seriously they take Blood Types Personalities there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958478
A made up consolation prize for people who aren't quite as intelligent as they hoped they would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958358
Africat...

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing more retarded than trying to measure intelligence is trying to measure empathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958495
>americans
>trusting or taking vaccines
again, i'll see you in 5+ years

[Anonymous No.]

This is the first time I've heard of EQ
What the fuck is this bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>but (doing freelance) is just so fun
YES MORI, PRINT ME MORE MONEY!

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically
here, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
Of course they are. It's the fuckin internet and everyones an armchair psychologist.

[Anonymous No.]

i love that gura spent so much time obsessing over audio to get her streams to sound so good.

[Anonymous No.]

I get Greg being in denial but did all the actors seriously not realize how bad this was gonna be
These 2 movies are the pinnacle of cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
Explain it anon, I wanna hear about the field

[Anonymous No.]

>do people actually unironically call themselves empaths?
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>Do people unironically

Gura is here.....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958478
Sounds like someone's a psychopath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958510
>deadbeat
>positive opinion of Mori
Delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>"do people unironically call themselves empaths?"
fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957738
Umm, Nutsacki? >>31933048

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura shitting on hippies
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958523
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically
This is the most 4chan I've ever heard from Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
The alpha and omega, the originator, the first Gosling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958155
Together forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
our very first psychometric backseating post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958420
I hope so, but seriously Gura will have to try very hard. I'm rooting for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958376
>moving the goalposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
Go all out, anon. Give us your best schizopost wall of text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958442
no need to retaliate when you are winning

[Anonymous No.]

This is a pretty chill stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958376
What's the source, of this pic? Why is is so fucking tiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
Replace Ame with Mori and you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
What's going on? I've been entirely focused on watching the film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958502
explain pekora

[Anonymous No.]

God imagine trying to make a serious drama and everyone just laughs at it
I'd go full schzio

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
I'm the opposite. Sometimes I think about how well they get along, and that the yuribaiting is a mutual thing that they play up after they realized how well they get along. And they have so many people convinced that it's legitimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958531
everyone i know irl that has called themselves empaths ended up being the least empathetic people i've known

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958432
>Your oshi
>Your MBTI, Zodiac Sign, Chinese Zodiac Sign, Blood Type

[Anonymous No.]

ok the movie isn't THAT funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958520
Faggotry made up by female inferiority because men are the high IQ bell curve

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
Tell us anon, I'm ready for 600 words essay

[Anonymous No.]

BEING TRICKED TO WATCH GARBAGE BY MORI
LATER VIRGINS

[Anonymous No.]

the way mori talks when she tells me to keep my eyes open is kind of turning me on for some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958442
Because for some reason they've bred an autistic subset of their fanbase that absolutely hates Hololive.
Can't speak for others but I'm not a fucking retard who does this kind of shit to unrelated people. Plus I watch some of the Nijis and while I detest these fuckers I don't hate the talents

[Anonymous No.]

There is clearly nothing wrong with pog. Aqua is now currently pogu pogu dancing and nothing bad is happening. Can Mori add her emote back now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
do you want to have intercourse with your own mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958523
The actual one time that made me think so. No one uses that word outside just because of how we use the term ironically here

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958526
She's been pretty consistent on having crisp audio since her debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reminder that he spent fucking 6 million dollars on this movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958530
>>31958509
This anon, inform us so we know better than just call it bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958537
I wonder if someone watching got murdered by that.

[Anonymous No.]

why is mio in gura's basement...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958376
October was Gura's highest stream month at 70 hours
December wasn't even 50 hours with a bunch of short streams

Go focus on your own stream, Pe-san

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori
>unironically
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I genuinely think IQ actually doesn't mean anything. I know a guy who's a senior software dev and is very highly credited, but beyond that he's an absolute fucking retard when it comes to financial decisions and political beliefs. Dude's one step away from wearing a tinfoil hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do people unironically call themselves empaths?

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958299
last mario kart members stream i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958507
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

i love listening to gura ramble over minecraft so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958148
>>31958213
4e is fucking great. Do you not like being able to, as a 1st-level character, fly 60 feet and deal 8d4+5 damage, with advantage on the attack roll and rerolling 1s and 2s on the damage dice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958520
It's a cope from women because they have lower IQs than men

[Anonymous No.]

>6 million dollars
>Everyone laughs at it
Tommy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958420
>thinking the autistic introverts and the sexually confused blonde will actually start anything
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958510
Deadbeats never call Mori smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958414
that feel when you provide a full resolution full length Gura porn animation but no one gives a shit about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958520
don't bother, it's just some audio autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958526
>>31958581
>Gura is an unironic audiophile
Interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958587
Gura said that

[Anonymous No.]

Shion in Gura's basement...

[Anonymous No.]

We are the Tommy in our Oshi's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958592
I did for like a few months when I was 11 and found it on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958578
Pog is based now that it's been banned on twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't EQ supposed to only have 2 numbers?
0 = douchebag
1 = not a douchebag

What does it mean if you get a higher score?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958574
ywn clasp your boy's hand while sitting together eating popcorn and taking shots on the couch during movie night

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori feels like Tommy when we call her streams cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958580
My friends use that word and they don’t even know what 4chan is

[Anonymous No.]

Counter rrat here:
Coco is speaking about it right now because the ban has been lifted just now.
There is most likely a collab coming soon. She is rising the chinks hopes to crush them miserably as the worms they are, while building hype for what is to come.
Inshallah brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>You may not close your eyes
>You must witness this with me

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to cum in Gura's special place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958590
Terry....

[Anonymous No.]

I want to enter gura's zone if ya catch my meaning

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cum to Gura's special place

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958563
you can't go full schizo if you already are beyond schizo

[Anonymous No.]

The story of Tommy Wiseau/The Room is actually pretty interesting. He's a bit of a complicated dude

[Anonymous No.]

COMING INTO GURA'S SPECIAL PLACE

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura gushes about Ame
>HUURR I FUCKING HATE HER WHY DOES SHE KEEP TALKING ABOUT AME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>I gush about Ame
>Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958595
Imagine how comfy a members-only Minecraft stream from her would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
I'm sure you'll tell everyone at your community college all about it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>they love it
Cope harder

[Anonymous No.]

gentlemen,
i LOVE takanashi kiara and watching gura is fun too.
also puyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
>Your oshi
>Your name, home address, credit card number, and the three WACKY digits at the back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958633
UUOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958509
tell us about the replication crisis in the soft sciences please :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958162
I deeply, truly believe that Kiara feels some level of attraction for her straight friend. But only to the extent that a lonely, horny person trapped in a foreign country would naturally be attracted to her hot coworker.

[Anonymous No.]

>ogey
rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958618
I want her to hold my hand and make me feel safe!! But also make me keep my eyes open in the rough big sister way she has!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958578
She cant by being in HoloEN... some faggot on Twitter would go schizo for adding it again
JP and ID are safe since they don't give a fuck about Mutts politics

[Anonymous No.]

There's something special about Tommy that he can alienate Greg the way he did and Greg still wants Tommy to be happy about what he accomplished in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958574
It's her aggressive tomboy energy coming out. Gotta be honest I enjoy the idea of Mori pushing me around with that voice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad Gura getting practice shooting home invaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958590
Yeah it's bullshit. We're only barely scratching the surface on the concept called "intelligence".

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958406
She should listen to her chat less and instead tease them more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958615
https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/1347589555197595650?s=19 it's coming back already

[Anonymous No.]

If you enjoy The Room, you understand
This is Cringe, but this is Kino
Even the bad can be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>No Haachama at 200 IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958565
>they're both just "faking it" to play up to the audience
>Ame has said before that people should "fake it till they make it"
>which means that Ame actually unironically wants GurAme to be real
>Gura on the other hand, coming from a christian family, is struggling with her lesbo leanings and tries to cover for it by calling Ame just her "special friend" and what not

Here's an improved version of your rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958647
KFP employee, you came late to your shift, care to explain or do you need a visit to the usual room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958610
Isn't all of audio production just sound autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958581
>>31958608
she usually has no clipping or distortion at all, though she does sometimes have a small amount. it's clear she's spent a lot of time getting the EQ and dynamics right on her vocal channel, and her noise gate is literally perfect. it always opens fast enough for every syllable out of her mouth, and the threshold is right in the exact spot to pick up mouse clicks and typing and then immediately close as soon as she stops. the overall level is perfect, exactly hitting the 0 dB reference on the meter on my mixing board. i don't know if she has the best audio production in hololive, but she has the best audio production i have ever heard in a youtube live stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
I'm doing this because fuck you

>Mori
>ENTP
>Leo
>Horse
>O

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958623
Feeding this rrat
Gura wants her first JP collab to be with Coco, the "restriction" will lift in a few weeks, the time period she mentioned on her last member stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958662
I want her to tell me to do other stuff in that voice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958590
IQ only shows you how quick someone can learn, but it doesn’t replace things like wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of you guys actually UOHHH in real life when you UOHHHH post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958578
Akutan wouldn't let anyone take her POG away.

[Anonymous No.]

MORI TEACHING NEWFAGS ABOUT GOOD THINGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958666
>each time pogchamp is posted, its a new unique pog face.
actually kinda cool

[Anonymous No.]

Truly the Masterpiece of the 21st century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958663
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

um... was this based on a real story

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958604

[Anonymous No.]

TOMMY
TOMMY
TOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958610
>he doesnt scoop his mids

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958578
Does anyone here actually want it back besides /pol/tards trying to win points?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958647
Same

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a fish stuck under gura's glass floor, forever forced to see directly under her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958662
I want Mori to give me orders in that aggressive voice only to fall back into her usual dork self and follow it up with a nervous "I mean, if you really want to..."

[Anonymous No.]

>get hit with 1 poison
>drains your entire health bar
fuck this retarded game. the only mob that should be that OP is one that should be easy to dispatch as a form of punishment to the player for being dumb. fucking witches though? this game has shit balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958654
Fuck how do I relate to you people so much? I've fanatasized about Mori making me feel safe for months...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958599
If I wanted that I would've played 5e. At least it's less complex.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to sleep with Gura so I can soothe her when she has her nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>exactly as intended
SASUGA TOMMY-SAMA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958678
Didn't Gura say she's very particular about her pitch and tone whenever she sings? I'm not surprised if she's gone to autistic levels to get her audio right

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958678
Audiofags is this guy for real? I have no idea if this is exaggerated or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958704
TOMMY LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958686
only ironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958578
For Aqua Pog = Play of the game
Nothing to do with the twitch meme

>>31958682
and after that Coco graduates

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
Mori
INTP, Pisces, Rrat, A Negative

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958656
>ID
Didn't Ollie not say pog at all in her stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958580
my friends use the word a lot and i don't think any of them actually go to 4chan

i mean, i use the word a lot too but i don't think i used it enough for them to just pick it up from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958666
>Get ready for a new PogChamp every 24 hours, starting today.
kinda neat actually

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, your pantry reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958709
>stare at Gura's cunny whenever she comes home

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958686
Yes I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958718
;_;
I need it so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
Ina
INFP-T, Virgo, Snake, O-

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958673
Kinda romantic ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
>surveyposting at 740 replies
Begone nigger

[Anonymous No.]

SIX
MILLION
DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura....really needs a personal maid/butler/caretaker or something, someone to feed her properly so she doesn't go around eating expired snack bars and random junk food

[Anonymous No.]

>my friend
Based Tommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958699
Apparently yes but I'm having real trouble believing the premiere actually went like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
Ina
INFP I think, don't remember, don't care for fake vague personality quizzes
Sagittarius
Cock
A something, I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

The pure definition of cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958716
Just take off all your armor and wait it out, they're rare enough so as to not be a problem normally. What's bullshit is their regen potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958716
is this some /v/ pasta or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958753
I’m already there man. No need for any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958470
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

Is someone like Mori really the type of girl that browses 4chan is like?

[Anonymous No.]

Tommy is UNDOXXABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958351
Even from the start of Gurame Gura has always been more into it than Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958503
That's a HOT ass

[Anonymous No.]

stale rice cakes are still delicious just saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958720
Anon it's literally just spell slots

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958749
Congratulations, you've just fallen for the oldest trope in Rom-coms, the "Will they won't they?" trope

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958766
where do you tourists come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958726
another audiofag here, it's real, gura does have an amazing audio setup

[Anonymous No.]

TOMMY! TOMMY! TOMMY! TOMMY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958732
Zhanganon, Aqua is not THAT retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGD_xfLGHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958774
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958586
If Gura keeps going like she has been so far, January might be fairly packed too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958699
Yeah? They definitely played it up in the end though, the premiere was miserable, probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPn3lUhzaqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
ame
entp, sagittarius, ox, ab+

[Anonymous No.]

guramebros we won

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958673
I accept this rrat to ease my worries. I like that it's Ame who wants gurame to be a thing. That's a different take on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958654
>can't fantasize about Mori-onee-san because she's younger than me by two years
>but the thought of a Mori imouto makes me harder than diamonds
It's a complicated feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958764
clean up her pantry and go grocery shopping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958779
Taiwan, 5ch, etc. Obvious ESLs are obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958753
She needs me as her husband unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958766
Deeply autistic, stubborn and argumentative, not as smart as she thinks she is? Yep, that's a femanon alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Tommy truly is the ultimate undoxxable human being. He should be a vtuber or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958787
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958590
IQ is designed to measure a very specific idea of what constitutes intelligence without accounting for anything else, ironically making it an incredibly poor measure of intelligence in a general sense.
That said nobody is universally intelligent and trying to measure intelligence is a pointless endeavor regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958778
>Ame likes romcoms
makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

Is Haachama okay? What about her collab with Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958789
man I am SOOOOO tired of winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958791
Wait what? How old is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>They can't even act as bad as the original when trying to.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas those SC

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958753
I'll do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958766
I mean, she literally did and we have proof, so clearly they are.
>>31958801
Mori doesn't think she's smart at all, but she knows she's stubborn enough to keep at something until she gets it right.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958604
That dam is gonna break with an off collab. Guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is she talking about the patches on her skin?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura get that checked out you dumb shit. That's not normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958565
If nothing else, props to them for getting people to buy into it like this I suppose. I mean, this is entertainment, if you can suspend your disbelief that hard for their yuribait then I guess you're having fun. Better if you can take your meds and still have fun with it, though.
Either way they're pretty cute friends and I like them both a lot regardless of the above, here's a cute pic.

[Anonymous No.]

this movie is like a trip to /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958652
them fighting words

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958810
Do your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

(you)

[Anonymous No.]

Gura in a bath robe UOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

i put on my streaming robe and shark hat

[Anonymous No.]

Bathrobe with slippers, oh my

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958768
Well to be fair, GurAme isn't canon. Only TakaMori is canon. And before anyone says I'm comparing shit, I'm not. Just saying that GurAme was never official and that neither Gura nor Ame needs to act like they're into each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958753
Yeah shes like a c-child... ohhh UUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help keep Gura warm

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori made us watch the Room in 3 different ways tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is baiting the fan art again

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's wearing a new bathrobe and slippers

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Mori will tweet at Tommy after he liked that tweet?

[Anonymous No.]

AGAIN WITH THE FEET

[Anonymous No.]

gooruh naked in a bathrobe......

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, this voice....

[Anonymous No.]

gura max comfy right now

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

GURA!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958382
it feels like in another reality she'd and she'd have "live laugh love" placards all over her apartment with shitty woven chairs and she'd be having these drunk conversations with her cats after a long day as an aspiring young business woman

but something cracked in the production line of the universe, like a couple of parts were swapped out by accident and made her into... whatever the fuck she is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958808
according the /hlg/ she's having family issues.
appearently, her dad doesn't agree with her vtuber career path and wants her to go to college.
so uh.. i hope the collab happens but.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IN A BATHROBE

[Anonymous No.]

Do you understand life, /hlgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IN FUZZIES. UOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

low blood pressure..

[Anonymous No.]

>lost one of her slippers
gurandma has alzheimers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958741
UUUUUOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/xwnv2l
http://poal.me/xwnv2l
http://poal.me/xwnv2l

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958573
SHE HELD MY HAND THROUGHOUT IT
LATER VIRGINS X2

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

That was worth a watch thanks mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958808
Having issues with her family according to Coco
The rrat around town is that her dad doesn't want her to skip college for vtubing
Off-collab might be canceled

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842

YAB

Can someone report him to the police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
Yab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958802
I wonder what Tommy thinks about them after seeing the Mori clip

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame noticed that Gura's been feeling down so she's been acting super sweet, telling her "I love you" and calling her wife on twitter
What a good friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958851
Fucking mastermind dork.

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE MOVIE PART 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
Chris Sanson.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958422
I unironically hope both of them got 700k at the same time and do a celebration collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
>Ame
>INFP, Cancer, Horse, O-

[Anonymous No.]

>watch ame
>entire thread talks about mori
>watch mori
>entire thread is talking about gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958636
Based Ame gusher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958666
>Not Towa Baby
dissapointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
$6 million / 6 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
A beautiful disaster/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Interesting/10

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE MOVIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
Why are they like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958862
Thank God for it too. Just picturing that is making me envision a femoid #8734542 instagram page

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
What the fuck is up with NT donations today? Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
the power of friendship/10

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958875
No I.T. ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958862
She got introduced to underground/indie j-rap in college and that was the catalyst for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958823
>>31958824
sounds like Raynaud's. it's pretty much harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957719
>another enma please

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
true bromance/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Introducing the normalfag deadbeats to cringe kino / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
THEY ARE LOVERS/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958899
All the usual suspects went to the cytube.

[Anonymous No.]

advicefags: when working from home, shower in the morning and dress in regular clothes to maintain a normal routine.

gura: roll out of bed about sunset and throw on your robe and slippers and log in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
Kiara can come back but you can't takos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Fuck lisa/10

[Anonymous No.]

I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW THE ORIGINAL ASS LOOKED LIKE
HAHA GET FUCKED, MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958883
Don't some of the girls like towa do school on the side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
BEST WATCHALONG/10
PURE UNADULTERED CRINGKINO/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958875
What does wagie mean? Like a manual labor? Or office work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Sure was something. Fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
>>31958912
Wait for the post credits scene dammit/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
10/10 movie, 10/10 watchalong. The first watchalong I actually enjoyed. Second would probably be kiara's lotr watchalong.

[Anonymous No.]

absolute cringekino...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958876
She replied to my FREE posts in chat twice and held my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958673
>lets play a game of pretend 2021 ver

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958764
You're doing a awful job

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
w-what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
>elementary school teacher
YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Good documentary, 8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958810
'No.'

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
BROMANCE/10

[Anonymous No.]

is Gura gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958897
That would be pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
Cringekino / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
this fucking ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
9/10 for both Kung Fu Panda and The Room

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
The best

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
THAT'SBULLSHITIDIDNOTHITHERIDIDNOT/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
I think that watchalong actually topped The Color of Space watachalong for me. Damn Mori that was a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958919

>>31958890
An experience/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Who the fuck is Tommy Wiseau really?/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Unfiltered Cringekino/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958923

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958923
Fucking zhangs I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

ITS THE REEBOK OR THE NIIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958809
These dopamine rushes are unhealthy for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
Ame
this is enough personal information to fucking dox myself anon, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958864
>>31958883
Did her parents find out that she was planning to bring a 25 year-old white woman to their house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Really surprised that there are anons who have not seen the room or the disaster artist....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958962
fuck i meant disaster artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Unironically the most motivating and inspiring movie ever for every good and bad reason you can ever possibly think of ever/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958854
doubt, but she might like the same post

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
A complete disaster of a movie/10
It was really fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958923
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958944
I kneel.webm

[Anonymous No.]

quick question,
Is it normal to feel nervous over whether or not my friend will like the birthday gift I bought for her?
Like, really really nervous: I’m so anxious I’ve been losing sleep over it. This is normal, right? I see her as just a friend, right?

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958966
I never watched it. Was that a good one to go back to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958568
gura
intp, gemini, chicken, B+

[Anonymous No.]

Mongolian throat singing karaoke when

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958923
>Gura read this and had no idea what they wanted d

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
10/10 movie choice
10/10 watch partner
i fucking love my boy so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958897
Don't take a Ina karaoke from us

[Anonymous No.]

>pig sound
>Oui..Oui

gura no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
CEO OF WHORING / 10
TAKE YOUR MEDS / 10
I keep falling for Mori more and more... she is so dorky

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958931
is there seriously that much of a discord clique now? am I on /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura self-inserting as the princess bride again
she needs the dick badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958919
>>31958967
Damn that was fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
The Audiobook was better/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
>>31958923
Taiwanese bros....

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit The Room and The Disaster Artist were fucking great. I'm going to read the novel since they clearly changed a lot with the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958955
just Horny, being horny makes you lean into a lot of stuff you usually don't lean into

[Anonymous No.]

IS IT THE REEBOK OR THE NIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
My Eyes are Open / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>fortnite joke
Gura...stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958955
All women are bi, but gura's pretty gay ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Chumbud or Tako?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1347811023751811073

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958977
Yet there are anons who answered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958919
>>31958967
PRAISE DRAWFAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
>I see her as just a friend, right?
Riiiiight

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
God Bless Mori / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958578

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958930
>gura: roll out of bed about sunset and throw on your robe and slippers and log in.
She's literally me. Why the fuck would I do all that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958923
is this a new bug tactic?

[Anonymous No.]

HOGLIN LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
>>31958999

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959016
chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958234
>the lone takodachi during KFP/Mori hours
AND THEN ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958967
BASED AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
10/10
Deserved that Oscar.

[Anonymous No.]

Kino post credits scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959002
What she wants is a blonde to call her a fucking donut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958969
Where the fuck is he from? Where the fuck does the money come from? How fucking old is he?

Its Tommy a literal fucking vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959015
What is this? I have firefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
>>31958923
The Taiwanese need to take their meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Absolutely amazing. I love my boy and will always love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
If you feel nervous then you're probably coming on too strong with the gift.
Get her something small she'll never love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura's heavy metal heart aches for motorhead
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958919
>>31958967
f-fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959002
I've been offering...

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a screencap of Nene replying to fake Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958864
>>31958883
she could go with the multimedia program, she has talent in editing
besides having education is a big help in your life, career wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>31957810
Suichan's size is an excellent size

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959000
What? It was a way to shitpost without taking up the entire thread with reactions, plus no need to pirate the movie. I did it for BR2049 as well, that's why there were fewer goslings than, for example, Ame karaokes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/b9d9y1.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to_fSIj5gaA
Gura cover when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959026
i just wear pajamas all the time now. i wish i had a live2d avatar to send to zoom meetings but i guess that's not "socially acceptable" or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
Yea bro it’s normal just maintain the friend status in your head while you’re fucking her and you’ll still be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Original Cringe Kino/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
No sleep/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958967
BASED.

[Anonymous No.]

YO FUCK THE OSCARS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959009
OH YEAH
OH OH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959058
I WANT TO PISS IN SUISEI'S ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959015
>ADDICTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
Gura this isn't how you should be using your second monitor...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna the fake GF thing bros
but /ourgoy/'s getting good this watchalong NGL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959002
Amelias strapon
There’s a reason she built a dick scaffold onto Amelias statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
That was the most fun i had watching a stream in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
now that I've seen that end credit scene
adorable/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958991
It was amazing,
If you do, go through the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
You think this is the place to ask this kind of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
I fucking love my boy / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959057
didnt realize gura was doing a watchalong now my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959039
I legitimately don't think we'll ever know the answer to these questions. Tommy Wiseau's existence and actions are shrouded in mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959058
Suichan is the best designed Holo. If she changed her spats to panties, shes would be unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959059
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958117
for my priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959027
I'm starting to think so, but that's a decent chunk of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958707
I don't want it, I hate anything with that faggots face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
I FUCKING LOVE MORI OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958919
>>31958967
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959041
Slither.io and if you want to play with her just search slither.io firefox extension and it's the first link

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959039
We just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Made it out of 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959054
Imagine wasting 4 years to get a degree in other fields other than STEM. Literally waste of time and money

[Anonymous No.]

just suck it gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959076
Stop fighting it and learn to look forward to these moments

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958919
>>31958967
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, now that the double feature is over, what's the best Mori watchalong? I still think Boondock Saints is the best, though The Room was incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958991
>>31958966
>>31959080
Oh man, The Color Out of Space watchalong was fucking great

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
you put some fucking respect on spats right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
Men and women can never really be best friends dude. You're gonna want to fuck her at some point even if you're lying to yourself now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
Gura this is the last place you come for advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958297
BASED treerrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
jesus fuck, this is probably my fav HoloEN stream to date

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959092
I meant the Mori one, but that's pretty horrifying on it's own too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
>If she changed her spats to panties
no.
t. spatsfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
Look man, if you wanna be gay go ahead, but don't push that on others

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958790
>I like that it's Ame who wants gurame to be a thing
Oh you know how Ame likes to be contrarian for the sake of it. Whenever people tell her to do stuff or to collab with Gura or breach containment and straight up ask her about GurAme, Ame always responds with nah nah we're just good friends and that she doesn't want to be known as Gura's gf or something like that. But you know, deep down, that Ame secretly wants GurAme, but wouldn't allow herself that because she's too shy for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958955
she’s bi
she prefers men, but Amelia is an exception. she loves Amelia so much she just wants to talk to her, laugh with her, and be with her. She doesn’t care about any of Amelias phenotypical, superficial traits, like gender or appearance. She loves her for what’s inside

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually impressed Gura somehow managed to miss every single chat message telling her to put scaffolding on the side of a block to drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
>If she changed her spats to panties
this is where we disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959058
>>31959073
I want Suisei to piss in MY ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
Gura? Your stream? Why are you also on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959076
Easy there, you've just watched some movies with your bro. So what if she held your hand once? That doesn't mean anything romantic, sometimes you just hold a bro's hand.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958979
I heard about it. But watching a bad movie on your own is just not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959061
Fucking same. At the beginning of the Pandemic, I would wake up a whole hour early. Now I wake up 5 minutes before my shift.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
I got a reply to my supacha AND a doot/10

[Anonymous No.]

I'm busy listening to Yuna sing karaoke and playing Slither on the same server as Kiara, how is Gura's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
You're either not that close to her or you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
just go all out and if she starts treating you like a serial killer afterward you know you've gone to far

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
>I see her as just a friend, right?
Be honest to yourself man, you know you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958955
Her name is Gay Gura for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
spotted the gay fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959112
>that color

[Anonymous No.]

CLOWN ON IN 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959111
Yeah, I'd say boondock saints>the room>fight club.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, now that the double feature is over, how were Ina's RFA and Ame's Journey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959111
All of them have contributed to the overall Mori lore but Boondock Saints gave us more of her origin story and you never forget your first so I gotta give it to Boondock Saints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959121
Oh, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958862
Just imagine she never found 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
Let's settle this
http://poal.me/t8k8eb
http://poal.me/t8k8eb

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
>Just a friend
Accept your feeling anonchama, or she will never accept yours

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I stick a needle up my urethra to imagine how it would feel for gura’s blue nails to go in there

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is a scatterbrained mess
>I'm very methodical and organized
>Cover is cock blocking me

[Anonymous No.]

I slept 5 hours for this watchalong, but god damn it, it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958991
It was the first EN watchalong and Ina had it at a good time, so basically the whole thread was watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959086
i dont like spats on every holo, but sui-chan's fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
kino/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959076
Why fight it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959111
Saints will never be touched for how much of an origin story it is for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
whats the gift? if it's too big of a gift it could turn out weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
Wasn't able to watch the movie due to work, but Mori's reactions for The Room were amazing, despite the fact i didn't know what was going on
>mfw the sandwich making

[Anonymous No.]

wake me up when gura gives more /u/ammunition

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959117
Well, someone watched When Harry Met Sally

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
>I see her as just a friend, right?
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura sprinting around the edges in the nether is giving me sweaty palms. Don't do this to me gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959128
That'd be hard. You'd first have to widen your butthole so it can't close. Then Suisei would have to push her vagina up against your gaping butthole like you're two birds trying to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been watching Holos watch movies for 6 hours, night well spent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959111
This one was really but the boondock saints can't be beat since it's essentially her origin story

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959112

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958478
Literally just being not autistic, Emotions aren't hard as we make them out to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959161
Has she not scheduled the 3D stream yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958912
Good fun. The Disaster Artist wasn't as good as The Room, but only since a lot of it seemed fanservice. Best parts were the legitimately complex aspects of personality and relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959161
Member's only
>that title.
why is clown like this

[Anonymous No.]

Mori was more based than usual today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959170

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959191
Just use a funnel, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959044
That doesn't make sense, why does she delay her streams if It's time to play the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
Send her your nudes by accident of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959170
for what fucking purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
the novel was better/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959128
Dangerously based.
>>31959191
Who doesn't love a challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>cum inside Pekora
>wants you to do it constantly so the number of kids she has isn't low

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958991
I'm an extreme newfag and that was the first stream I caught live and I was unaware of /hlgg/ at the time. I greatly enjoyed that watchalong and it's what prompted me to find this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959170
Sounding isn't a good hobby anon. It always ends horribly if you get addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959186
>not amm/u/nition
You had a chance and you fucking blew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959161
Polka, my sleep reps...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not completely convinced that Tommy Wiseau isn't a bit character and he won't one day reveal that he's a completely normal guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959191
>widen your butthole so it can't close
there are tools for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959058
She looks just like this girl I used to work with wtf

[Anonymous No.]

You know, this is one of those rare watchalongs where I pay more attention to the streamer and to the movie than I did the actual Thread.

This is the most CringeKINO movie I´ve ever seen, It was perfect for Mori

[Anonymous No.]

Shes calling out to Ame again...

Im getting sick of this shit Guura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959098
awesome

[Anonymous No.]

R8 TONIGHT'S PRIMETIME
I know Gura's not done yet shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959112
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

GURA’S WHINNY LITTLE MOANS UUUUOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959161
>It's another Polka waits for Mori's stream to finish before starting hers episode

Just fucking reach out to her you dumb clown, she'd love to do something with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is barely surviving this nether run

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958842
uuuh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958470
You expect a living weapon to just know perfect English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959225
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1y0TqSGSDo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959060
would be based

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck are there so many Deadbeats in a Gura general?

[Anonymous No.]

Poruka Oruka?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT32Iohdqd8

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959184
I hope someone clipped the sandwich making.

[Anonymous No.]

Teacucks and chumcucks are the closest to each other because ame and Gura are NTRing them everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959221
Fitting for a rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>Ame
>Mori
>above average IQ
I doubt this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959237
gura is not done yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959232
That's been all her watchalongs for me so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959224
He's sleepy, please AYAstand

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959131
holy fuck that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

What are the perks of making Risu my oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Ame is getting her feet licked by Bubba RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
If you're even beginning to think about this you're subconsciously perceiving her as more than just a friend. That thought isn't going to leave your head for years if you don't change something immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959237
10/10 day for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
the novel was unironically better

[Anonymous No.]

Baldbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959237
10/10, minimal shitposting because everyone was preoccupied with watching at least one stream and having a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959232
I wasn't even here man, I just came by after it ended. What a fucking stream, deadbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958531
>>31958566
I call myself empathic..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959111
>>31959196
>>31959182
Bondocks Saints: Logos
The Room: Pathos
Fight Club: Ethos

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura called me a bald pig
how did she know

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit someone's at Mori's door

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959232
I got so engrossed in the movie and the cytube I honestly minimized the thread entirely
forgive me hlgg

[Anonymous No.]

keep in mind, some people chose to watch Kung-Fu Panda over this
I really admire their dedication to their oshi and hope they will not rob themselves from enjoying the VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959201
>Member's only
is it ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT32Iohdqd8&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura talk about bald head again
Okay, time to shave my hairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959286
its me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
You can't be friends with a female unironically. It's not a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Alright but too much fanservice/10. Interesting story. The post credits scene was pretty incredible

[Anonymous No.]

It's me, I'm at the door. I told you I was going to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959240
>Polka watched 2 movies in a language she doesn't understand just to hang out with Mori
Aw this is pretty cute. They need to collab asap. OmaMori bros we've been waiting so long...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
>it's a rather cold but nice Wednesday evening near the end of the year
>you're going out with your good friend Amelia for her birthday, it's a really fun evening and both of you have been laughing a lot - you take her ice skating in the park, to a cozy little pizzeria and to a karaoke afterwards
>you take turns and for the final song of the evening she starts to sing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8
>she knows the lyrics by heart and doesn't even need to look at the TV, instead she looks at you while smiling and singing
>halfway through, as you look at her performing for you, something changes inside of you
>this isn't someone you only view as a friend
>there's more to it, you suddenly feel it hitting you like a tsunami hits the shore
>your cheeks flush, there's an odd feeling in your stomach and your eyes hold contact with hers in an unusual way so that even Amelia notices something isn't quite right
>you KNOW that she can tell something is up with you, but she still finishes the song and doesn't mention anything
>"haaaa... wasn't that fun? thank you for taking me out tonight! Wanna get going then?" - she's back to her cheerful self and you too get your composure back
>you end up walking her home while chitchatting about nothing important
>as you arrive outside of her place, you two hug and you wish each other a good night
>she goes up to her door but halts after just a few steps before turning around
>there's a brief pause
>"hey... Gura, promise me one thing... promise you haven't fallen in love with me."
>she looks directly at you, her beauty as overwhelming as the words she just uttered, as you can hear your own heartbeat seemingly deafeningly loud in contrast to the completely serene scene you are in, snowflakes slowly falling to the ground around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959112

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
> https://streamable.com/dd6l12

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
Moderate chances of her lurking the threads

[Anonymous No.]

just realized marine's meme thing she's been hyping for a month happened during all the EN streams, did anyone actually show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting a global trending tag
>Inspiring constant content renaissance on all social media platforms
>Recognized and respected musical artist to the point of being put in karaoke machines
>Noticed by an artist infamous in the Hollywood industry for his wacky and inspired ideas
>Almost singlehandedly revived interest in a dying genre of music

Somehow, Mori is paving the way into the normalization and acceptance of VTubers as a legitimate entertainment business by constant, autistic shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

These two need to work on their language reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959286
Oruyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959175
Same Eurobeat.
t. SEAbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
>Asian is smart xD
That's just stereotyping
>Mori is smart
That's just wrong

they're all sub 100

>>31958506
Yes, and as everyone knows gamers are the most intelligent people on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
Less chance of getting your feet gnawed off

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989

How is Gura posting while streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959237
Good day, only downside was when Gura canceled because of all the shitposting but then she BTFO the antis so it ended up making the day better

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959286
its kiara with a 12 inch strapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958670
I mean, it's the perfect example of cringekino. Makes sense for her to do the watchalong of it.

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

/u/chads get ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959284
Kino post

[Anonymous No.]

>a date question
yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
Her singing voice is nice, I haven't watched her much though

[Anonymous No.]

Just doing my part in reaching the image limit

[Anonymous No.]

Dating advice from Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's looking cuter than usual today...

[Anonymous No.]

yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
She will give you 1 (one) free (You) on each of your post.

[Anonymous No.]

WRITECHADS (or aspiring writechads), after this beautiful experience with Mori, are you feeling MOTIVATED to do your writing reps even more? Do you want to finish your work more than ever now?

[Anonymous No.]

>how do you ask someone on a date
yeah ask the adorable petite girl, she'll have good fucking advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959223
>addicted to sounding
how the fuck is that even possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959302
To be fair, I'm a burger and I found Tommy pretty incomprehensible at times, and it's not like they don't subtitle most movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you have confidence Gura?
If this girl had any confidence at all, she'd take over the world.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>Enma confirmed putting Gura at gunpoint whenever she streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
hi calli

[Anonymous No.]

gura..

[Anonymous No.]

>dating advice
j*ychads wya?

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is wrong with some people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959310
Yeah, Coco was there to translate. If you mean viewers, of course all of reddit showed up, and Marine was very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959311
kinda how we normalized image macros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959310
Numbers seem great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959310
THIS BITCH WAS HER TRANSLATOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958390
The only holos I would call intelligent are Botan, Ina, Iofi, Polka, Luna and maybe Reine.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is thinking hard
ABORT GURA ABORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958890
Unexpected feels/10

[Anonymous No.]

>date question discarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
Risu is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
You don't need to send her superchats. Just shout your most insane schizoposts and she will read them.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that girls give the worst dating advice
Don't ask a fish how to fish, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>TONY BONES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959247
SEA/AUS hours are Deadbeat hours.

[Anonymous No.]

It kinda sounded like she was about to cry for a moment there

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959335
I kneel to her cuteness. It is mesmerizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959196
I mean, so is FC.
>>31959111
Fuck it, they're all great. It's sad to compare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959310
I saw a bunch of people here bitching about reddit memes so I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Belieb in urself
>If I can do it you can do it, dattebayo
Thanks Gura, 10/10 advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959354
>NOT
>YOUR
>FUCKING
>THERAPIST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959318
Didn't Ina get an actual degree from some reputable university or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958967
>>31958919
o shit someone already made it kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959310
Gave her a big boost to her numbers, and Coco was there, so yea. Poor planning on her part, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>People bitching about dating advice
It's totally fine and innocent question. Stop being virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959170

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959340
And lose gains on my archive reps? Fuck that

[Anonymous No.]

>give dating advice gura
>I'm not the best for dating advice
s-she's just like us bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959290
Member's only when it starts

[Anonymous No.]

just b urself

[Anonymous No.]

>Be yourself
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.]

>date question

Did HE popup on her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>be yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>be open
LIKE A SPREAD OPEN CUNNY!!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959380
Yeah but not all degrees are made equal.

[Anonymous No.]

BEE your self!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958989
be yourself, be open, be kind

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine going on a date with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959354
>Gets generic advice
S-sasuga burgers.. I can’t beat this retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>be yourself
she has never dated right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959354
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

Cute answer, hopefully Gura's confidence will grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just bee yourself bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959340
IM GOING TO WRITE A SHITTY FANFIC FOR REINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959386
Chubbas are not your therapist faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Bro, that 2nd question. Why are people like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959363
the wheels are turning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959354
What's wrong with this SC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959253
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Just Bee Yourself, aniki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31958825
I actually do enjoy gurame as two friends genuinely getting along, while playing along with the /u/ narratives. That's sort of why imagining that any of it is manufactured gets to me if I overthink it.

[Anonymous No.]

just bee urself haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959361
Polka has on record stated that she has an 80-90 IQ. It's high for a Fennec, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, don't pressure Gura into a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959393
>>31959395
>Be myself
>Everything goes wrong
t-thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still not really used to Mori's streams regularly becoming longer and longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959332
Cute menhera, I hope she finds happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959310
The chinks showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>be yourself

[Anonymous No.]

r9kfaggots have just been dealt their final blow

[Anonymous No.]

>It's another retard pays $100 to ask an early 20's introverted autist for life advice episode

[Anonymous No.]

Jay...

[Anonymous No.]

Translation from woman bullshit to english = Don't ask me out unless I'm attracted to you.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I don't like who myself is

[Anonymous No.]

Be yourself is the most generic line, even a 12 year old virgin knows this. This hunter dude paid 100 dollars for jackshit lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959284
Wish I knew what this meant

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959335
>>31959374
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just be yourself
But I hate that part of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959357
She raises the legion's ancient banner.
We did not forget. We remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959426
Same, but I love this new era of Mori at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Jay... you nigger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959420
just be yourself hoocha

[Anonymous No.]

>You wanna see them nak-

GURA I HEARD THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959306
>>31959319
I suppose having feet is pretty important
>>31959309
>>31959339
I also really like getting (You)'s too
>>31959366
Alright you've convinced me

[Anonymous No.]

>Ei girl, wassup. Let's be awesome together.
Thank you Gura, it worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959387
>fgsfds
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959111
Boondock Saints was great but the Room was a blast. Fight Club was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959170
you should stop before something bad happens. You reminded me of how one anon somehow got a gunpla beam saber piece stuck in his dick cause he's a weirdo that loves to insert stuff into his peehole like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow this advice is terrible

[Anonymous No.]

Literally Bee'ing my self right now. See ya losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959442
this is even more insulting than if she ignored it lol amazing

[Anonymous No.]

Is her having shit dating advice signifying that she hasn't dated or that she, like all women, doesn't have to put effort into dating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
I was always your oshi. You just didn't realize until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959340
I'm writing a fantasy rn.

[Anonymous No.]

>I have to draft everything I write to anyone ever
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura plans every conversation
I feel that. Haven't answered a phone in 20 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959442
don't know if anyone expected an answer from Gura kek

[Anonymous No.]

Papa Mori sounds fucking based every time she talks about him

[Anonymous No.]

>Ay gurl I dig ya
Why is Gura stuck in the 60s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959442
It's what he deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>asking the autistic shark that obsesses over a blonde shortstack for dating advice
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959416
Not your therapist
There’s a reason Gura gave him a generic response to the 2nd question

[Anonymous No.]

>just be yourself
So talking to women about all the anime I've watched works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959470
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Moririn promises...

[Anonymous No.]

>Crash moved yet again

Rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>be yourself

Yeah ok but there's like 5 of me, which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959426
full-powered mori truly is a blessing

[Anonymous No.]

>dating 3DPD

pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959340
This night and the writefag from this morning left me feeling inspired to write something about Mori and a deadbeat but I'm a perfectionist who can't ever get his writing to be exactly what I want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not harassment if you're attractive

[Anonymous No.]

well gura's advice was garbage but at least it wasn't yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>I got a lot on my plate
Mori you quit your job what is it now

[Anonymous No.]

I need to have sex with this pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959474
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959426
I'm loving it but my body is hating these hours. at least there's usually some warning for it instead of just randomly being 7 hours like some others do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959438
it always comes down to this whenever you ask a woman for advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959445
anon, gura wants you to be you, she wants the autistic schizo bf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959489
If she's into anime

[Anonymous No.]

I am this close to sending a supa with something like

>There's this girl I recently fell in love with, I tried to approach her and give her drawings to show my appreciation, but she grew more distant lately. What should I do?

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959398
Yeah, but I'm willing to bet that a person with a degree is likely to be smarter than than a person who doesn't. I'm guessing Ame, Gura, and Kiara doesn't have one. Mori I think has one from if you believe the doxxposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959474
It's usually the guy who asks the girl out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Crash delayed because freelance
pls Mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959467
Based and same

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959354
>gosling + aspiring songfag
I mean at least he isn't dumping his problems onto her and I want to know the answer to these questions too.

[Anonymous No.]

cuckfaggots will finally be BTFOd if the one they're giving rrats is giving a "just be yourself bro" dating advice, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>More Gura lore
>Gura has severe social anxiety that she can't even sing in front of her family without crying

I really bet that the thing that really stresses out Gura right now is Cover is grooming her to do a live show with her 3D model for her upcoming 2 million subs during her off time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959486
Therapists do dating advice now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959388
>picture-in-picture or second monitor on the side while you focus on your word processor
I do it literally all the time unless something really ballsy is going on but if it's a zatsudan, utawaku then it's really easy

[Anonymous No.]

Dating questions, cuckfags brought that name again...Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>I have to do more freelance!
Stop being a doormat for THHK, Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
Literally HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959412
>>31959354
You both have literally untreated autism, paypig isn't actually asking for advice

[Anonymous No.]

GURA CONFIRMED FOR NEVER HAVING A BOYFRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959467
Not as much as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959474
The latter obviously

[Anonymous No.]

gura.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959489
To be fair, maybe they actually like anime. If they don't, you wouldn't get that far with her anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959289
>t. Tai Lung

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS A PURE VIRGIN

[Anonymous No.]

thanks Gura I'm on my way to call girls niggerfaggot and tell them to kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question, is it true that fat white males get more pussy than brown/black fat males?? Most of the time white males are better looking than other races regardless of fatness

[Anonymous No.]

>middle school Gura
>I never talked to anyone at that age
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Since my SC has 100% chance of getting read, what should I write?

[Anonymous No.]

She handled that very well. Didn't act like she was dodging it, didn't yab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959512 >>31959522
Wait, what happened to "I'm doing hololive full-time now" ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959474
definitely the latter. if she hadn't dated before she'd just come out and say it, that's her personality. this doesn't technically mean she's had sex though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959469
I've only ever heard good advice form like 3 people in life. One is Naval (the presentation is horrible though) https://twitter.com/naval

[Anonymous No.]

>Moriririn concernfagging poppa reaper about drinking Vodka and Redbull
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959425
That's the intention, cutting to the chase.

[Anonymous No.]

So being persistence on her wont work? What's the only option? Rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't be like Jay
This is unironically a good advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959512
If she stops working she will literally die

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959501
Songs and art for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959512
She NEEDs that yellow dick, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

It just occured to me... Mori's sense of humor means she's never going to get bored of these silly autotune bits, is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959422
I'm being mostly subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959503
Me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959509
stop being a faggot and talk to her instead of sending her shitty drawings

[Anonymous No.]

collab questions are actual good questions, too bad we're getting the generic "everybody" answer though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959501
Freelance

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE R9K QUESTIONS HOLY SHIT THIS ISN'T DATING ADVICE YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959508
>>31959533
Got it, ask if they know what Prisma Illya is and if the answer is a no I leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959268
The best damn singing voice in Hololive combined with being literally here, she's incredible

[Anonymous No.]

Don't ask girls for asking out advice. Even the most autistic and ugly of them will eventually find a dude desperate enough to ask them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>rescheduling he extra streams cause of freelance deadlines
you know, I can't even be mad at her dumb ass, if she wasn't like this, she wouldn't have this watchalong either
parts of Mori that make her amazing and terrible are literally inseparable

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959501
Freelance and lyrics that's due today!
>>31959509
Klaiuschama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959506
Yep. And the whole thing she's talking about be persistent but don't pressure. Is literally the 2 sides of the brain. I want a guy who I'm attracted to to pursue me, but if you're 'ugh' fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please ask Ame out

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959509
Don't be a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>everybody
BORIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura collab with Suichan when

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DIDN'T MENTION FUBUKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959474
>women
>putting effort in dating
pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959544
yeah i'm pretty impressed too

[Anonymous No.]

The Holos she listed are the only ones she actually likes, bar Fubuki, who everyone likes so she didn't feel the need to mention her in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959509
Do it anon, also mention your mental issues. Gura will help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959537
if these whores don't like you for your niggerfaggot calling ways, they ain't worth your time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959357

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959443
Literally just google it

[Anonymous No.]

translation of guras advice for anyone here: don't be yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959563
Jesus they're that bad huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959520
Ironically this made me feel like Gura has never actually dated anyone if THAT'S her advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959563
Ame told them to fuckoff so they have to ask Gura for attention now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959557
She'll get bored of it at some point when she gets a new shiny toy, but not for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959493
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959542
have her read out that islamic paragraph people read to convert to islam

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959542
>"Hey Gura! Quick question, if Ame was a guy, would you date him?"
Feed us rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959584
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Oops! Sorry about that Crash stream tomorrow, deadbeats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959537
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959442
If Gura is your oshi, you should know better than to ask her for relationship advice. He only has himself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959545
She has two full time jobs anon. The other one being my personal cum dumpster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959545
Mori proceeded to use about half the time she would've spent scythe-swinging with self improvement reps.
Going to the gym, eating better, more JP learning, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

This shark is even more socially awkward than I thought...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959584
>>31959587
Gura only hates herself and her fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959584
>>31959587
She said EVERYONE you dopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959583
Never because she'll have to stop pretending she doesn't know English.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura too autistic to ask anyone out
>Gurame will never be real because both her and Ame are too autistic with communication
I WANT OUT OF THIS ROMCOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959607
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959284
You're scaring me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959506
So you're saying we should ask Mori instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959544
I'm proud of her being able to handle that question

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959575
Like it says in the book, we are blessed AND cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959563
Better than "I have cancer and am dying" superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959557
no
and neither will I

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959304
post on ao3 faggot so I can read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959517
>right now is Cover is grooming her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959517
consider this. then take into account that shes the biggest, hottest vtuber right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959545
Freelance artists never really stop being freelance artists. It's a survival habit you learn.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I send an aka telling Gura if she’ll go to a convention? I have connections and can help her out if she does come. I don’t think it’s harmful to extend an invite, right? Plus she seems open to reading all kinds of SCs today so I can shoot my shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959575
We accept the good and the bad that is what it means to be a Deadbeat. We just love our Mori. Doesn't mean we won't call her out for being EXTRA dumb butt yeah you feel me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959564
Ngl this actually worked for me, but I got irl friends instead of a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959564
You'd be surprised who's into anime. I'm following a bunch of models and whores and quite a few of them are into anime. The whores are into Sailor moon and the like while the models tend to be into random shit currently airing.
Please use your awarenessreps though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959412
>gosling wants the girlfriend asking you out on a date experience Gura
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959535
Uh huh
https://streamable.com/k7o5na

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959509
she's going to friendzone you again Klaius

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959284
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959618
She's a weeb anon, man or woman, we're all awkward and uncomfortable around normies to some degree. Some of us are just better and managing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959579
She's working on the not pressuring part.

[Anonymous No.]

Polka...

[Anonymous No.]

*casts spell that makes the next thread extra shitty*

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959575
I wish cover would just commision her to make a fully animated mv already

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959517
stop making me think these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959615
You mean sleeping 24 hours at a time?

[Anonymous No.]

Why has Gura still not solo collabed with anyone in JP? Too anxious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959634
at least with those, the holos can choose to pretty much ignore them entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959618
she used to be fat. please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959557
So long as she changes it up every once and a while I won't either. I do wish she'd get some new fucking instruments though, her SC reading during the New Year's stream made me want to fucking kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959622
Just pray for an EN offcollab. Kiara will take them all to the spa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959606
UNO
TOPICO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959642
Anything that connects to the person behind the character is a nono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959566
Yeah her voice is amazing, if her first collab with the en girls had been a karaoke, her sub would have skyrocketed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959656
Based Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959545
She still has a problem saying no to people who ask her for shit, and if a certain Ayameposter releases a new music video, you'll know whose asking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959642
just do it don't ask us for approval

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959656
Well that's a sign for me to head to bed. Goodnight, sheepposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959575
I got tired of being mad at her in this point. I just call her a bastard bitch when she does these retarded things, then I can enjoy when she is being based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959535
Someone has to take Gura's virginity, for the sake of Gurame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959474
latter, she would said that she didnt date anyone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959622
This was my pain when Gura asked for a movie collab watchalong and then we waited a month+ for it to actually happen because shork brain forgot and dumb detective went "well I don't wanna bother her and take her timeslots....."

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959642
Yes. Just because I want to see her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>Taking advice from a girl on how to get a girl.
Bad idea. Women are mostly incapable of telling the truth when it comes to dating advice. Because the truth makes them look bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959542
Ask her if she'd consider joining a holohouse with the en girls in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959572
>freelance and lyrics
>due today
Holy shit, let's fucking go!!! Can't wait to see what it ends up being

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959509

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959594
>Boondock Saints is appeal to logic
>The Room is appeal to emotion
>Fight Club is appeal to authority
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959637
My bad, I've been awake since 6:30AM and I've had a few drinks during the Mori watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959619
either you say "x,y,z" or "everyone" not "x,y,z...everyone"
That just means you're biased but you have to hide it to keep face

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not gonna lie chumbuds, Gura was handled that question really well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959509
Bro you're being a major faggot, and she knows this. It's making her pussy dry faster than the sahara. Just flip the table, carry yourself with some self respect, tell her how you feel and don't be afraid to take an L.

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/u/ posts haven't left completely so there's some burger chumbuds watching, right?
How does it feel watching without herfags during early EU/SEA almost prime hours? Threads are quite different, aren't they.

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>>31959609
nah do
"if holoEN were dudes who would you want to date"

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>>31959509
You should pee in her asshole.

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>>31959649
https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4

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>>31959642
It'll be ignored

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>>31959606
Die.

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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART DEADBEATS

Full power Cali is really growing on me

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>>31959667
An EN offcollab has a 67% chance of becoming an orgy.

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>>31959660
That and falling behind on her JP reps.

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>>31959563
Ame and Ina already denied this kind of questions, so they piled up to Gura

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>>31959622
We're gonna need some anime tier event that forces the two to be isolated with each other. My rrat is that
>Gura or Ame flies off to the other's place for an off-collab
>Planned to stay just a night or two
>Covid shit hits the fan, and the local government enforces a harsh lockdown
>Can't fly back to wherever, have to stay with each other for the time being
>Will eventually share a bed, and we'll get a Marine x Shion part 2

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>>31959615
>>31959636
I thought she would drop freelancing since now she doesn't need it to advance her musical career or pay the rent. Is she really "full-time" if she needs to drop streams to work on other stuff ?

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>>31959610
Fuck you man, we thought you were dissing her roommate and still you're getting mv's ! goddamn you.

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>>31959642
enjoy your chat ban

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I've been away for a while, when the fuck did we start being able to post separate threads?

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>>31959684
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT... LEARN WHAT THAT WORD MEANS FIRST SWEATY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959493
be all of them and find yourself somewhere inbetween.

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>>31959698
I agree ESL chumbud

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>>31959614

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>>31959640
>The burden of being popular while wanting the best streams for her fans
>Now Hololive has skyhigh expectations for her

Definitely.

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>>31959706
If you can't choose a path, why not take two?

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>>31959509
klaiusmyers...

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>>31959647
>>31959643
Anons you uh, do know I was just making a shitty joke right? I was assuming Prisma Illya would've driven that home

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>>31959649
Burger humor

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So Gura is the only confirmed virgin left in EN right?

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>>31959652
She couldn't even fucking sing in front of her own family

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>>31959710
Ina would die

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>>31959652
She's an entry level weeb though

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>>31959688
How so? What truth are they hiding?

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I need Gura to acknowledge me, if she doesn’t respond to my next SC I’ll take it as an invitation to her home. This shark will learn to love me eventually.

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>>31959685
It was also painful because Ame had to take the brunt of people asking about it since Gura doesn't do q&a's and getting your SC read is rng.

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There has never been a person who i've felt "this is literally me" more than Gura, she is me and has lived her life in the exact same manner as me. One day i will finish doing my reps and i will enter holostars. Be ready for me anons.

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>>31959701
Like I'm about to pass out anby monetn noew

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>>31959643
>telling people you know you're into loli porn
just don't act surprised when men in suits show up with a "warrant"

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>>31959734
she didn't feel tight enough for a virgin

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>>31959649
>transatlantic defloration

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>>31959736
of pleasure!

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>>31959727
Based

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>>31959708
I'm smiling like a retard after that stream, my boy just gets better and better

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>>31959734
Don't get your hopes up, Festival.

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>>31959503
Festive love

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>>31959695
How she thinks
How she feels
How she acts

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>>31959517
>>31959640
>Become the soon-to-be biggest vtuber in around a year
>Unbelievable growth and success, surprising everyone who thought you'd be ID tier
>Be socially awkward anxious mess who can hardly handle the pressure of streaming to a large audience
>just wanted to have chill streams and make friends with a comfy viewerbase
Success comes to those who's reason for working is not for the sake of success, but rather to cultivate something special.

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>>31959698
are you having a stroke

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>>31959642
I hope you're not that trucker anon who wanted to invite Kiara's roommate to a truck convention or something

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>>31959719
it was a request from a friend

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>>31959743
Don't do it.

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>>31959734
How do you know? You some kind of hymen inspector?

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>>31959702
Oh yeah that's a good one. But you'd have to word it slightly differently or she'll just go "does that mean I'm a dude too? I won't swing that way"
It'll have to be "If all your other genmates were dudes, who would you date?"

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>>31959734
Mori and Gura, Ame and Kiara confirmed broken hymens, Ina idk

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>>31959656
Thanks. I'll sleep.

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>>31959719
She says she's basically doing it because she wants to at this point.

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>>31959660
She's probably scared of all the potential dead airs in the collab

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I REFUSE most people in this thread are this socially inept
and yes I do KNOW where I am posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959701
Its fucking night and day compared to yesterday, its nuts.

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Anons how do you be yourself if you've pretended for so long that you forgot what yourself was?

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>>31959734
the only confirmed virgin left in EN is (You)

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>>31959765

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>>31959741
"just don't be ugly"

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>>31959770
I was tired.

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>>31959749
Hope you're doing your JP reps because homostarsEN is never happening. Also hope that YAGOO doesn't run out of goodwill towards his bros.

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>>31959736
she'd skip the collab just to avoid going outside or, god forbid, walk

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>>31959470
this post reminded me that I in fact do not like littlest pet shop

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>>31959649
You forgot about
https://files.catbox.moe/4mcb24.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Polka's current monologue is one that Kiara needs to have with herself too.

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>>31959656
thanks for warning us of the upcoming SEAnigger hours.

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>>31959784
>I do KNOW where I am posting
Doesn't seem like it

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>>31959649
antichama, this clip is such an old and stale bait, you should be embarrassed to post it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959789
Just choose one of your personalities

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>>31959749
i relate to her in a lot of ways, and ways in which i rarely relate to anyone. i think she's really brave to share these parts of herself with us. she's probably makes a massive number of people feel a lot better and a lot less alone in the world.

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>>31958607
we've seen it already. lurk moar.

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>>31959701
>no HERfags
>Antis BTFO
>all fan bases got kino streams
Pretty good day for us all

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>>31959719
the Crash was an off-schedule stream, so it basically had a 50/50 chance of happening at best since we know how Calli is with guerilla stuff
freelance artist stuff is literally her passion, she doesn't do it for cash or recognition

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>>31959797
What the fuck

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Gura probably has a purity ring, forced to get it probably

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>>31959734
>he doesn't know
maybe i shouldn't tell you

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>>31959734
I'm still leaning on not-a-virgin, no way a sweet and cute girl like her won't get hit on by a persistent megachad

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>GURA'S DAD IS NOTCH
HOLY LORE!

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>>31959784
What the fuck do you want us to do? How are you supposed to meet new people past young adulthood?

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>>31959716
gurame off collab already confirmed for this year so you’re already 1/6 of the way there

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>>31959776
>he lacks the information

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>mentioned matsuri
>not fubuki who's supposed to be her oshi
r..rrats?

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>>31958522
freelance work means SEX WITH Just kidding it means more d6 work.

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>>31959719
Freelancing is still a hobby for her, plus she has friends who could still use her skills, plus it's good practice so she doesn't rust.
Once she gets more confident with her mixing, she can one-man produce an entire MV either for her roommate channel or for hololive

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>>31959736
Ina would sleep thru it
based Ina

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>>31959766
Aight, I'll need some time to process this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31959716
NO SEX yet

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>>31959649
Damn that was funny. Thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Pumba 100% getting removed now

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>>31959789
Then pretending is what makes you, yourself.

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So... who's going to start the unironic "She's a bitch for delaying the Crash stream" arc? SEAnigs? Falseflaggers? How about Schizos?

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>>31959784

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>>31959476
Same. I've dedicated 11 years to shaping and evolving mine and over 2 years getting extremely serious with the manuscript and sticking with it.
Funny enough A-Chan and the protagonist coincidentally share a very similar hairstyle despite the latter having had her appearance finalized for a very long time. Only the length and accessories are different

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>>31959780
>ina idk
Bro....your archivereps....

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>>31959701
Kino day today.

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https://youtu.be/KyFJl_6nFbc?t=14335
>I'm ready to take a nap
>freelance and lyric thats writing due today
>I gotta finish there's a lot going on

>I was gonna do the crash bandicoot stream
>but I have to finish some freelance
>so it's just gonna be moved a couple days
>we'll finish it on maybe tuesday
>I'm putting it the schedule
>I PROMISE
> I'm really trippin
>I got a lot on my plate
>we're very close to me having more free time
Well guys she promised

[Anonymous No.]

MORI LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

gura's nyquil-induced UFO hallucinations...

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>>31959340
I actually just finished my Mori story earlier today but I gotta go back and change some of it after hearing a few opinions.

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>she gets visited by UFOs
That's why she's dating Ame

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>>31959789
Be who you wanna be, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Hunter is on his way to being an incel, he’ll be himself and then get BTFO by his crush. Gura’s irresponsibility will drive this poor man into a sad life

[Anonymous No.]

i love you gura!

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>>31959798
This is true. Also I'll always love the Resident Evil Save Room music she has playing during member streams.

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>>31959797
>https://files.catbox.moe/4mcb24.mp3
I can't watch her anymore...

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>>31959723
Some time in December I think? I just stick to /hlgg/. I was absent for the latter half of December or so, spent a lot of time on other boards instead

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>>31959844
Me, in two weeks. See you fags then.

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I love you Mori