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So, my Japanese teacher wants us to choose Japanese names because she's no good at remembering Western ones. I was initially thinking Mako, but then I thought I might be a dick and choose a tongue twister name or something. Do you all know any?

>> No.3218162

Sasasegawa Sasami

>> No.3218166

Sasasegawa Sasami

>> No.3218167

Bakusatsubakuhatsu?

>> No.3218168

SON GOKU

>> No.3218171
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Kinzo

>> No.3218174

>>3218158
>Japanese teacher wants us to choose Japanese names
what a weeaboo

>> No.3218175

>>3218162
>>3218166
Sasasegawa mind

>> No.3218177

Mako-chan sounds kawaii, just go for that

>> No.3218178

Segata Sanshiro is the only acceptable choice.

>> No.3218180

Chinkochan.

>> No.3218184

ZUN

>> No.3218187

>>3218180
What are you, an elementary school kid?

>> No.3218188

>no good at remembering Western ones.

This is simply a lie. It's because she can't be bothered remembering your names. Japanese names are easier to associate with people she knows I guess.

>> No.3218189

>my Japanese teacher wants us to choose Japanese names
>my Japanese teacher
>teacher

What part of /jp/ - NEETs only, do you not understand? Get out, normalfag.

>> No.3218196

>>3218187

It was worth a shot.

>> No.3218197

How many Narutos in your class?
Pick Naruto.

>> No.3218198

>>3218189

0/10

>> No.3218201

Kamina or L

>> No.3218204
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Itoshiki Nozomu

>> No.3218206

Tanaka Yubiseiharukana

>> No.3218207

>>3218201
>>3218197

lol'd

>> No.3218209

>>3218189
NEET, legion, etc.
Go back to your mango board.

>> No.3218210

My spanish teacher made us do that. I chose Jalapeño

>> No.3218228

You can't go wrong with Raiden.

>> No.3218230

Itou Makoto.

>> No.3218232

CHOOSE A MANLY NAME
BE ICHIGO

>> No.3218236

Ararararararararararararararararagi.

>> No.3218245

Jun'ya Ohta

>> No.3218246

John Smith

>> No.3218247

Battora

>> No.3218249

ブタ

>> No.3218260

MAATSUDAAAAAA

>> No.3218266
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>> No.3218271

Shikieiki Yamaxandu

>> No.3218282 [DELETED] 

Sage

>> No.3218297

Baka

>> No.3218320

Be fabulous. Pick Araki.

>> No.3218360

>>3218209
>>3218198
You're the ones who need to get out. Take this back to /b/, /r9k/ or whatever other terrible normalfag boards that act as blogs on this site.

>> No.3218493
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3218493

Sesshoumaru-sama

>> No.3218505

>>3218360
Incontinent autistic is my favorite /jp/ troll.

>> No.3218531

Emiya Shiro
Ask for sex ed

>> No.3218532

Tanaka Yubiseiharukana

Accept no abbreviations

>> No.3218543

>>3218532
That's not a tongue twister, just really long. Sasasegawa Sasami is, though.

>> No.3218544

Oda Nobunaga

Insist on being addressed only with the proper honorifics.

>> No.3218545

>>3218505
>look! someone who has a lifestyle different than my own! URATROLLURATROLLURATROLL

Spoken like a true normalfag.

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>>3218158
What's wrong with Hosaka?

>> No.3218560

Goushujin Sama
tell here she has to call you by your full name

>> No.3218562

>>3218543
Sasasegawa Sasami is a tongue twister?

>> No.3218564

http://www.yournameinjapanese.com/transadv.php
pick any combination of the various sound clusters (I think the max you can choose at once is five) to make a japanese name.

>> No.3218570

Why can't Sage be an option? Geez.

>> No.3218565 [DELETED] 

>>3218158
Lots of weirdos here...
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>> No.3218572

Araragi seems to make people stutter.

>> No.3218580
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3218580

Kenshiro.

>> No.3218595

>>3218545
But you are a troll, Incontinent Autistic-kun. You shit up every thread you post in, as if it was the floor to your room.

>> No.3218606
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3218606

I wish I had a Japanese teacher who would call me by a Japanese name.

>> No.3218613

>>3218545
Weren't you doing the same thing by whining about people going to school?

>> No.3218636

Toshiaki

>> No.3218648

kuouzumiaiginsusutakeizumonokamimeichoujin mika

>> No.3218650

>>3218158
Omanko kun.

>> No.3218707

>>3218613
>>3218595
I haven't done anything apart from assertively suggesting where on this site that their interests, as well as yours, would be better addressed. You, on the other hand, insult me with the baseless accusation of being a troll solely for voicing a dissenting opinion.

I'll say it again; this board is for Otaku culture and media. HALP ME SPEAK NIPPON, VISITING JAPAN HELP ME PICK UP SLUTS or WUT R JET GUYZ; none of these threads, or any other threads dealing with something outside of Otaku culture have any place in /jp/.

>> No.3218847

>>3218707
mad

>> No.3218853

>>3218562
Yes. Haven't you read Little Busters?

>> No.3218882

chin-chin-chan

>> No.3218905

Ryunosuke
Daizaburou

>> No.3218906

MANNOSUKE!

>> No.3218918

Paizuri Nakadashi

>> No.3218922

@3218158
I do not like this one bit.
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>> No.3218937

Just pick Yamada Taro.

You can't really get more normal than that.

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>>3218707

>> No.3218941

Ushiromiya Lancer
右代宮 蘭佐

>> No.3218942

I agree. If you go outside, get out.

>> No.3218945

近藤武蔵
こんどうむさし
コンドームさし

>> No.3218953

>>3218945
I see what you did there.

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>>3218707

>> No.3218964

Washizu Iwao, Van Darkholme , Billy Aniki, Ushiromiya batora

>> No.3218979

>>3218707
You don't know how to take it easy, thus breaking the capital unspoken rule of /jp/. You belong here as much as the normalfags.
Now get out of here and, ...go piss yourself or something, whatever you LOLNEETISLEEGUN people do.

And by the way, don't try to act like NEET is a way of life, a philosophy, because it isn't, it's a social problem, you make an embarrassment out of yourself and you give us a worse name than we already have.

>> No.3218985

Jotaro Kujo.

Do it.

>> No.3218991

It's surprising how many people take the NEET is legion trolls seriously

>> No.3218998

どせいさん

>> No.3219000

>>3218707
>/jp/ - Japan/General.
>Japanese lanugage.
>From Japan

>> No.3219002

>>3218979
>you give us a worse name than we already have.
>I care that other people on the internet think I'm a loser

Insecure much? Go shoot yourself, you toilet using faggot.

>> No.3219012

主人公

>> No.3219019

>>3219002
>LOOK AT ME I DONT USE TOILET I NEET

You commit the greatest offense for a NEET, you make an attention whore out of your social status.
Why don't you shoot yourself instead? I'm sure your poop won't miss you much.

>> No.3219029

>>3219002
>toilet-using

Is this really an insult?

>> No.3219038

Trolls trolling trolls

>> No.3219042

watanabe shinichiro


tell her she can call you Nabeshin for short.

>> No.3219051

バスガス爆発 is popular. I have a few friends with that name.

>> No.3219054

(・)∴∵(・).

>> No.3219059

/jp/ has an inferiority complex?

>> No.3219082

>>3218174
Clueless beginner here, but is it true that if you become a japanese citizen you have to take a japanese name for use in official stuff?

>> No.3219096

>>3219082
Not anymore

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>> No.3219544

Should go with Gorgeous Takarada. It is cool because it has an English part in it, and it is cool because it is a lolicon artist.

>> No.3219575

Hideki Tojo would be good. It'll show your interest in Japanese history.

>> No.3219581

Here's a good one.
Horohironorihahito Hajihi

>> No.3219805
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3219805

Choose one.

>> No.3219837

choose "Touma".
Nice ring to it

>> No.3219854

Don't listen to these assholes.
Pick Sasuke.

>> No.3219885

Fukuzawa Yumi.

>> No.3219888

>>3219805
PRINCE.

>> No.3219889

HAKUREI REIMU

>> No.3219900
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3219900

Shinichi Watanabe: NABESHIN!

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