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What are this rumours about Polka being a dude, guys shes my favorite please tell me this is a lie, please tell me my oshi doesnt have a dick

>> No.32637055

>>32636765
She's played by Yahoo with a voice changer.

>> No.32637089

>>32637055
Yagoo*

>> No.32637158
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32637158

Polka is not a man, she's a bonus sized woman.

>> No.32637639

>>32637158
> See all the "Hurr, Polka is fat!" spam that dominates any thread about her.
> God, she must be massive to get this much talk.
> Lookup roomate pics.
> She's chubby, not grossly obese.

Sasuga Architect-sama, I should never doubt your plans.

I mean I liked her before I saw the video, but man, she falls right in my strike zone.

>> No.32637722

>>32636765
Reminder that she likes vshojo and Nyanners in particular.

>> No.32638915

>>32636765
If Polka has a dick I wouldn't mind getting fucked by a clown

>> No.32643280

>>32637639
She's definitely more than chubby
but she's not obese, she's just fat

>> No.32648676

>>32637639
Any links? I must see the cute chub!

>> No.32648969

>>32637722
just woke up from a coma... nyanners is from 4chan, is she still cool?

>> No.32651666

>>32648969
Gura copied her as snzawa before she joined holo but globalfags can't cope with it so they hate her with a passion.

>> No.32651744

>>32636765
The only dick she has is mine in her ass

>> No.32656082

>>32636765
How can you love your oshi if you won't suck her cock?

>> No.32660640

>>32637722
Graduation soon.

>> No.32662709
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32662709

>>32636765
Polka's a dude.
She's just fat
Like, really fat.
HUGE!

>> No.32662808

>>32637639
>>32643280
Obesity is only over 30BMI. Considering Polka's Gunt I'd say she is very likely obese. Not morbidly obese but still obese.

>> No.32662850

>>32636765
>>32662709
>Polka's a dude.
I mean, Polka's NOT a dude. I'm sorry.
If anything, Polka is more woman than the other Hololives. She's physically twice the woman Aqua is for example.

>> No.32663084

>>32636765
Sorry anon but shes a fat whale who smells like a pig, that is all

>> No.32663610

>>32648969
Nyanners pretty much entirely rejects the stuff that gave her the initial popularity like pomf nowadays so the answer is "no she can fuck off"

>> No.32663987
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32663987

Polcock....

>> No.32664050 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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32664050

Our favorite fennic is a woman with a lot to love

>> No.32664071

>>32664050
Orca!

>> No.32664560

>>32664050
Cute!

>> No.32664851 [DELETED] 
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32664851

>>32664050
Specifically in her stomach area.

>> No.32665653

>>32664851
UNGGGG I just want to pin her down

>> No.32666125

omarun/nobuhime is TOO fat! wtf!

>> No.32666705

>>32637055
It takes a real man to be best girl

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32672699

>>32648676

>> No.32673754

>>32664050
>Hiding her face behind food
>Can't even cover her head fully

>> No.32676448

>>32672699
I want to marry Polka!

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32678922

Don't forget the back view guys. Regular sized girl for scale.

>> No.32679031

>>32678922
Polka is twice the woman that girl will ever be.

>> No.32679188

>>32636765
there are rumors like that about any hologirl with wide vocal range like pettan

I hope she does something about her headaches though, that shit sounds chronical and needs medical attention

Alarms for hydration\food\rest breaks wouldn't hurt too

and melanin pills when she can't sleep because HYPE

she gon run herself out of gas at this pace

>> No.32679382

>>32679188
She probably has a lot of gas due to the amount of fast food she probably eats

>> No.32679512

>>32679188
>she gon run
Doubt.

>> No.32679633

>>32679188
Melanin is the pigment that makes your skin, eyes and hair dark, you're thinking of melatonin.

>> No.32681645

>>32636765
Don't worry my dude, Polka might be kinda big, but she is a girl, the poor heimins in the other hand...

>> No.32681981

>>32648969
She hasn't been for years.
https://archive.is/DuRYO

Fuck Nyanners.

>> No.32682158

>>32665653
Imagine her on top of you hngghh

>> No.32688789

>>32681981
this drama seemed stupid at first, now I think its downright retarded

>> No.32688985

>>32664050
She is cute tho, and has the possibility of training a fuck ton and get a God tier body in the future, polka has the best possibilities of Hololive.

>> No.32689124

>>32681981
her dead sister was a lolicon too

>> No.32689332

>>32681981
Based Nyanners filtering out lolifags

>> No.32697308

>>32689332
haha BASED indeed

>> No.32703839
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32703839

I wanna sex the clown.

>> No.32706397

>>32664050
If she's so fat how can she do this?
https://youtu.be/CVvFZQSVxmI

>> No.32708863

>>32706397
Sus

>> No.32709574

>>32681981
>Fuck Nyanners
Well I don't see why not.

>> No.32710664

>>32636765
She is Nobuhime you dumb fuck. Although female, she is OBESE and ugly as hell.

>> No.32710866

>>32710664
Nobuhime was human, polka is a fennec. How could they be the same?

>> No.32711803

>>32664050
Based qt

>> No.32713602

>>32710866
Had not considered this, back to the drawing board...

>> No.32721603

>>32706397
Was it mmd or live tracking?

>> No.32724137

>>32721603
You think any holo is that talented? You think an obese pig like porka could possibly even do a flip?

>> No.32730221
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32730221

>>32672699
Why were the other two images deleted and not this?

>> No.32734306

>>32724137
So she did do it then, sasuga Omarun.

>> No.32734538

>>32681981
Jesus what a loser.

>> No.32734931

>>32636765
If you truly love your Oshi, you'd suck her dick

>> No.32739594

>>32734931
who the fuck has polka as an oshi? she is a side chick at best.

>> No.32739807

>>32681981
>It doesn’t matter if they’re “just cartoons”, they’re children and that’s that
lol

>> No.32740033

Will she do a ring fit stream?

>> No.32740136
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32740136

>>32740033
Hopefully not.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqxvVQaXakxB?t=15m57s

>> No.32740216

>>32740136
>https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqxvVQaXakxB?t=15m57s

shit. i mean i would still keep her as a pet but she sure is a heffer.

>> No.32740581
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32740581

>>32740136
Polka Orca!

>> No.32742219
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32742219

>>32679633
She could do with a few melanin pills anyways.

>> No.32742849

>>32648969
Amusingly /v/ fags of all people had the good taste to hate her day 1.

>> No.32743586

>>32740033
She did one with Luca Polka a few months ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CtS4-B7UvY

>> No.32744004

>>32743586
She also did an RFA video back when she was a sengoku-era daimyo.

>> No.32746875

How do we fix Polka's obesity?

>> No.32746915

>>32746875
We don't.

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32747346

>>32746915
This

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32749271

>>32636765
>>32637158
>>32637639
>>32672699
Honestly with all that shit I don't care, she is greatly entertaining me by how she is.
I really like how Hololive accidentally prove that what really matter is inside us but no how we look.
Works same for okayu
Except for us we will stay as looser.

>> No.32750881

>>32721603
I'd say just a random gymnastic motion capture file, judging by the way she dissapears at the end.

>> No.32751397

>>32648969
Nyanners is a fucking retard, because before she started streaming on twitch she rejected everything that made her popular. Then she slowly and slowly started doing all that shit again when she started losing views. Fuck that fake whore.

>> No.32752450

>>32746875
>Trying to fix what doesn't need fixing

>> No.32752506

>>32710664
>She is OBESE and cute as hell
Fixed it for you, anon

>> No.32758436

>>32749271
ESL hands wrote this.

>> No.32758644

>>32749271
Based!

>> No.32762551

>>32636765
>Is she a dude
No, but she weighs approximately 2 Aquas

>> No.32763406

>>32740136
>>32740581
>>32747346
Do you tards unironically like fat women?

>> No.32763407

>>32762551
>280 kg
Holy shit she's large

>> No.32763779

>>32762551
89 kg is not too bad

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32764175

>>32763406

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32764477

>>32763406

>> No.32764657

>>32763406
no, but I like her show as an entertainer, even tho, um, all this dark stuff about her IRL roommate really brings some stuff into context
ppl who actually develop an attraction to the IRL performers are a bit creepy to me (to begin with you have to cyber stalk these girls to know what they look like), but you do you

>> No.32764994

>>32764657
You litterally Google their old aliases and that's all. It's not like people are finding their full names amd hunting their family you retard. Am I a cyber stalker if I fucking Google moot?

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32765151

>>32763406

>> No.32765212

>>32740136
That's plain fat. Of course her fans sugarcoat it as chubby.

>> No.32765317

>>32764657
I keep seeing the “dark stuff” in reference, but no one ever drops that shit.
Just say it dude, there some medical reason so why she’s overweight? Or something more? What’s the big deal?

>> No.32765746

>>32681981
>>32751397
I can’t believe I’m actually going to “defend” Nyanners of all fucking people.
But she was “popular” more from just her voice rather than the “pomf” song people kept getting up in arms about for what’s been years now, which even back in the pedobear chan days, got old real fast.
Then while she tried (emphasis on “tried”) to join the sjw crowd back in the tumblr era, she could never adapt because she was stunted from developing her humor off years of lurking 4chan.
And now after her streaming with her 3rd Facerig avatar she obtained when she wasn’t doing irl facecam, to coincide with the rise of Hololive’s popularity explosion, she too caught some of that fame, and just hit 1 million subs.
Knowing her however, she’s more than likely gonna crash under that level of pressure. Especially since that despite joining a “group”, she doesn’t have a “manager” in the same way the HoloEN girls do with the ropes that keep them in check. It’s only a matter of time.

>> No.32766055

It doesn't matter how the girls look like in real life. Just appreciate and enjoy the content they create

>> No.32768126

>>32765317
She used to be a pretty prominent JAV actress. I'm talking some pretty messed up videos including scat and putting the wrongest of wrong things up her snatch

Just kidding ya fucking goober, people just act like being fat is the worst a person can do.

>> No.32768751

>>32768126
You're cute.

>> No.32771747

>>32765212
It's all the same shit gordo.

>> No.32775502

>>32765317
>“dark stuff”
bro you can say nigger here

>> No.32775973

>>32636765
Polka is an obese Japanese woman in her mid to late 20s. That is all.

>> No.32777845

>>32775973
She's just big boned.

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