Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:22:48 2021 No.32709050 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:24:03 2021 No.32709099 >>32708763 Don't you mean "Past 500"? The threads always hit bump limit since it takes hours to get bumped off /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:24:08 2021 No.32709102 File: 577 KB, 1520x1050, Esc-8IGVoAAz-Do.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31927130 >Cannot see Jabberwocks as anything but chubby chunky slovenly gluttons Oi, that's a bit rewd, innit? Show some respect, high tier species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:24:31 2021 No.32709116 File: 736 KB, 1500x856, 1479697130897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, back in 1980's MGC...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:25:41 2021 No.32709161 File: 2.89 MB, 2105x3019, 003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Virgin Cheshire Cat Stacey Jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:27:20 2021 No.32709217 >>32709102 Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:32:09 2021 No.32709383 You know, I would wonder how fast a girl would get monsterized if she stumbled into wonderland

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:32:29 2021 No.32709390 >>32709102 Great, now I'm imagining NORF FC Jabberwork.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:33:49 2021 No.32709439 >>32709390 All wonderland girls would have british natures. Wonderland is britain after all. What did you think those bloody cheshires would sound like taunting you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:34:45 2021 No.32709471 >>32709390 Still better than chav cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:35:02 2021 No.32709481 File: 1.61 MB, 3104x3600, Ocelomeh1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We got aztect monsters but when are we getting a monster inspired on the natives from the northern plains; Mohawk, Cherokee, etc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:36:26 2021 No.32709528 >>32709481 Want to pet da furry kitty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:37:22 2021 No.32709561 File: 549 KB, 3000x2600, 87299741_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:37:37 2021 No.32709568 >>32709481 isn't thunderbird?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:40:13 2021 No.32709648 >>32709481 Vanilla centaur kinda looks like them. Kinda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:40:20 2021 No.32709653 here is penis 8=====D i will leave this here

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:40:35 2021 No.32709665

>HA ha! Step forth Anon! Today is the day upon which I reclaim my honor upon the field of battle! I shall-"
>Mam, this is a blood donation center, do you have an appointment.
>".....I can wait till he's done."
>He's not supposed to engage in vigorous activity for the next day.
>"...I can wait."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:42:02 2021 No.32709713 File: 404 KB, 1280x720, 86999232_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050 Boss battles with monstergirls >https://youtu.be/l4O8h75x4Go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:44:03 2021 No.32709775 >>32709713 I would surrender and offer myself to the first monster that tall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:44:14 2021 No.32709780 File: 83 KB, 340x341, 03AB58BE-BE35-4290-B894-71FF22CDEE21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709390 COM ON WONDA’LAND SCOR SOM FACKIN’ MEN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:50:42 2021 No.32709963 File: 288 KB, 1200x1600, 25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snek likes it when prey resistsssssss

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:58:57 2021 No.32710284 >>32709963 >doesn't even have any hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:59:43 2021 No.32710304 >>32709963 Can I get Kai'sa instead please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:02:35 2021 No.32710402 >>32709217 >>32709653 Such impotent rage~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:03:31 2021 No.32710432 File: 386 KB, 460x774, 1607542092196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32710304 Not even a monster girl Want some mermaid titties instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:04:33 2021 No.32710480 >>32709437 A dragon with t-tail pussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:04:50 2021 No.32710492 Nothing will love you as much as a succ. Scientists have proven it >>32709780 squirt bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:05:35 2021 No.32710514 >>32709528 That's how you get pinned down by her legs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:07:39 2021 No.32710583 >>32709665 Gosh, what is she planning to do to the poor anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:08:27 2021 No.32710607 >>32710432 >Not even a monster girl Technically she's like a parasite slime. Don't care anyway she's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:08:48 2021 No.32710616 >>32709775 And that's how anon gets captured by a common blue slime

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:10:28 2021 No.32710660 File: 23 KB, 290x239, 1611338775335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709775

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:11:50 2021 No.32710695 >>32710492 Explain medusas then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:12:24 2021 No.32710718 >>32709713 >Sonny Rip. What a great series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:12:26 2021 No.32710721 File: 469 KB, 1920x2146, steve-zheng-sb-cassiopeia-for-artstation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32710284 Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:15:21 2021 No.32710816 >>32710721 The fan The smug The ara ara aura This one does it all for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:23:01 2021 No.32711053 >>32710583 Am honorable duel. One that she tracked him down for! And now one she will have to wait on as he donates blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:23:03 2021 No.32711056 File: 2.77 MB, 2500x2500, MGE LichWM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:26:45 2021 No.32711197 >>32710402 penis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:28:14 2021 No.32711252 >>32710660 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:29:15 2021 No.32711313 >>32710721 That image didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:30:44 2021 No.32711378 >>32709102 >>32709217 >>32710402 No seriously, who the fuck are you quoting? It couldn't just be mistyping some missing numbers because Ctrl+F-ing the number in the previous thread found nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:31:31 2021 No.32711406 >>32711378 Open an archive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:32:18 2021 No.32711450 >>32711406 What's the point of quoting, though? It won't pop up as a box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:34:33 2021 No.32711519 >>32711450 It's to irritate fags like you. We usually have one per thread or two or it gets boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:35:51 2021 No.32711567 File: 82 KB, 512x576, 1543288726032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae a slug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:37:04 2021 No.32711618 >>32711519 That just seems dumb and pointless though. It's easier just linking so it's clear you're referencing an old post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:37:55 2021 No.32711648 >>32709102 >smoking There's no other habit so paradoxically disgusting and alluring to me. I want a monster to blow smoke in my face and tease me while I tell her to quit smoking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:38:32 2021 No.32711669 >>32711252 https://mangadex.org/chapter/878888/21

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:39:37 2021 No.32711707 >>32711648 Monster Girls would be unaffected by the negative health aspects of it, so they could enjoy just the cool aesthetic instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:40:02 2021 No.32711722 >>32711450 It's a post from two weeks ago. You quote to indicate what the post is about for non-4chanx or mobile users

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:41:12 2021 No.32711760
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>working on farm same as always
>have a normal human family
>see your daughter eating pic related
What do? Assuming you know about monsters and what the fruit is of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:44:26 2021 No.32711870 >>32711760 Tell that Emerson boy to start shopping for a ring right quick

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:45:40 2021 No.32711912

>>32709102
>Quoting my old post
I’m flattered anon, but my statement still holds fast. Though I didn’t say that jabberwocks, even with their lazy habits and their triple digit kgs, aren’t beautiful. Her muffin top is charming, it makes me want to grab it and spoil her more!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:47:32 2021 No.32711974 What site can I check to find out the latest/newest MG?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:49:57 2021 No.32712054
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https://imgbox.com/g/pjG4IWTs8e
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 152. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/FfrpthR6'

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:52:39 2021 No.32712143 >>32711974 go to KC's twitter, that has the fastest update

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 10:59:30 2021 No.32712356 >>32711707 Hopefully they can pick something that smells better than cigarettes while they’re at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:00:22 2021 No.32712387 >>32711760 Hopefully that means some high ranking succ/demon would start investing in our village.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:01:21 2021 No.32712419 File: 489 KB, 1280x1280, 1611584245484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bros what species would yours be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:01:32 2021 No.32712426 >>32711974 ‘s not exactly the highest quality website but the MGE Wiki has the three latest girls listed on the front page.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:02:04 2021 No.32712446 >>32712054 You missed ice queen from last thread >>>/h/6066854

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:02:45 2021 No.32712470 File: 229 KB, 1500x2280, 1EAE9EB4-2C39-4C7A-A59A-30444826B537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32712419 Tfw no goth mershark gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:04:13 2021 No.32712524 >>32711912 >Her muffin top is charming, it makes me want to grab it and spoil her more! That's a danger zone, don't touch a dragon's belly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:04:52 2021 No.32712552 File: 141 KB, 1436x1000, Gazer_ErjnAMIXYAI2cIH_rtil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32711912 >it makes me want to grab it and tease her more! Ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:06:08 2021 No.32712594 >>32712419 She makes me think of Salamander

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:06:10 2021 No.32712596 File: 246 KB, 727x754, 1583104990655.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709116 Moms dancing to synth pop again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:06:34 2021 No.32712612 What’s a reverse scale even look like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:07:24 2021 No.32712639 >>32712612 Like any scale, but it is placed in reverse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:09:31 2021 No.32712702 >>32712639 But how? With the way scales overlap each other you can’t just flip one around and have that work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:10:27 2021 No.32712737 >>32712054 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:10:50 2021 No.32712749 >>32712702 Well if you can't distinguish it, then it'd be more fun to you. Imagine poking random scales until one triggers the rape switch. You simply don't know what's coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:11:12 2021 No.32712766 >>32712612 Quite literally, fuck around and find out. By the time you see it, it's already too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:11:29 2021 No.32712780 File: 837 KB, 1508x1400, ErM73vlUcAMP44K.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32712552 Tease the jabberwock by hiding the ice cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:12:14 2021 No.32712796 File: 83 KB, 800x800, 1582840634897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709780 >Red Queen called a foreign dignitary a cunt again Her parents should've been stricter with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:13:04 2021 No.32712817 >>32712639 I imagine it growing against the rest of the scales causes it to pop up so the undeside is accessable. Pushing the underside of the scale is how I imagine it gets triggered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:14:16 2021 No.32712856 File: 478 KB, 2548x3802, 1593957311639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709439 I've been replaying Dragonborn and being bullied by dark elves with English accents would make me diamonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:18:20 2021 No.32712974 File: 143 KB, 774x1100, 1592873744511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sneak attack opportunity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:20:02 2021 No.32713011 >>32712974 with my tongue

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:21:54 2021 No.32713055

>>32709481
You kind of have to dig a bit for Amerindian folklore. There are the "Alien gods" from the Navajo Nayenezgani myth and Piasa which would be like a wendigo/dragon. This blog has some good entries on obscure monsters from mythology
https://abookofcreatures.com/tag/north-american-folklore/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:25:05 2021 No.32713146 File: 381 KB, 1250x1400, 1611591905989.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709775 But anon she shrinks when she joins your party

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:27:45 2021 No.32713217 File: 1.69 MB, 2120x2102, 1582735649329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32712419

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:28:34 2021 No.32713234 File: 1.37 MB, 2148x2578, 7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Been meaning to get a full nelson commission for the longest time. https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1353731145121165313

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:28:46 2021 No.32713239 File: 855 KB, 3686x4568, 1591563499081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709713 I bet that kiki maid is ferocious behind that calm demeanor. Good girl protecting mastah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:30:22 2021 No.32713286 >>32713217 THE DRAGON'S BALLS WERE BLAZING WHEN I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:30:38 2021 No.32713298 >>32712446 That's a thick Ice Queen, very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:30:41 2021 No.32713299 >>32712612 Like that soft patch on Smaugs belly that isn't covered in treasure

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:35:55 2021 No.32713437 >>32713234 nice lich

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:37:10 2021 No.32713480 >>32712817 You mean a ryu is sensitive everywhere as long as it's under her scales?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:37:15 2021 No.32713483

>Fufu, in Nevia, where beauty and art are highly respected, these artists that are the embodiment of excellent beauty have a high position. It seems some of the wise artists went so far as to say “I give you the privilege of investing in me”, really now, what a truly modest thing to say.
>what a truly modest thing to say.
Sounds like the song maiden is being sassy here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:41:45 2021 No.32713582 File: 831 KB, 3000x3000, EsgpHXAXAAA4vRr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:47:52 2021 No.32713765 >>32709481 I agree since I got a crush on Pocahontas since I was a kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:56:09 2021 No.32714029 >>32713480 Pretty much, at least it makes sense as to why touching there makes them go berserk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:56:59 2021 No.32714056 >>32710607 Based taste anon. Kai'sa is the cutest autistic little slime carrier ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:57:11 2021 No.32714063 File: 377 KB, 2750x2000, 581a5228126b72443655e898d8f74ede.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:00:33 2021 No.32714163 >>32713146 In all but the important spots it seems

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:02:45 2021 No.32714219 >>32710480 I thought it was a Thagomizer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:03:02 2021 No.32714225 >>32714063 Dangerous, dangerous

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:04:14 2021 No.32714260 >>32710514 >Anon is still petting her fur on her legs, seemingly unaware that they’re around his head

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:08:22 2021 No.32714377 >>32712612 UUUUUUU UUU∩UUU UUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:17:30 2021 No.32714614 File: 1004 KB, 848x1024, 1609903563928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's a guy gotta do to get whisked away to the Seelie Court?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:18:17 2021 No.32714634 >>32709780 >bunch of cheshire hooligans chanting >slamming drums obnoxiously so loud mad hatters dropping their tea >they all go into the pub to beat each other up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:19:11 2021 No.32714664 >>32714614 Say you want to protect a titania and her realm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:25:39 2021 No.32714848 >>32714614 This >>32714664 Become the Fairy king. What was his name again... Duncan? I dunno, shakespear wrote it. Ganymede. Tichondrius. Tiberius. I felt like I was getting closer, but now it's gone completely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:27:45 2021 No.32714907 >>32714377 How would it work for a ryu, though? I'd reckon the reverse scale is on their front, which is like the underside scales of a snake. They're pretty wide and big plus there's only two rows of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:28:34 2021 No.32714930 >>32714848 I was miles off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:28:59 2021 No.32714947 >>32714219 tail pussy is more fun though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:30:11 2021 No.32714978 >>32714930 Titania? Not really that far off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:31:26 2021 No.32715015 >>32714978 No, the King's name was Oberon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:31:40 2021 No.32715024 >>32714634 >'ate kikimoras >'ate desert kingdomers >'ate mist continent >not racist, just don't like 'em simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:36:30 2021 No.32715177 File: 1.17 MB, 924x1451, how to disarm a succubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ultimately, Succs are psychologically weak creatures. Use this to your advantage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:41:59 2021 No.32715336 >would unironically house husband if it meant I could cook more often. I love cooking.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:42:10 2021 No.32715344
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I found this small stray catgirl on the street and took her in. I cooked her a steak and she ate it so ravenously, she must have been starving. She was also really dirty, so I gave her a bath, and surprisingly she loved it, she stayed in the bathtub longer than I expected. I'll submit adoption papers later, it's important that she's raised to be a good catgirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:42:43 2021 No.32715367 >>32715344 She's an exotic one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:42:43 2021 No.32715368 >>32715336 Get a tanuki business wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:46:13 2021 No.32715481 >>32715024 Cross-national rivalries between monstergirl states can get intense

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:49:48 2021 No.32715596 >>32715367 She must be some unusual breed, but I don't know which one. When I brushed her hair, she seemed happy, but didn't purr and instead made some weird sound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:50:21 2021 No.32715617 File: 205 KB, 1247x567, 1610398270259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32715177 Cute couple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:50:55 2021 No.32715634 >>32690061 It's been 12 hours, anon. What happened? Did you manage to escape when she lowers her guard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:51:57 2021 No.32715672 >>32715177 What if it is my plan all along is to be raped and milked senselessly by a succubus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:56:15 2021 No.32715834 >>32715344 Anon no! That's not a catgirl! It's a Jinko! Get her away before it's time for her mating season!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:00:07 2021 No.32715965 >>32715368 I would And I'd make sure she always a little nuki or two in her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:00:54 2021 No.32715994 >>32715834 It's fine, just take her to the vet and get her neutered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:01:08 2021 No.32716002 >>32715834 >Jinko goes nya See? She's a cat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:04:37 2021 No.32716122 File: 674 KB, 2440x2840, 1611458266607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Halt! Who enters the city of Minos?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:06:41 2021 No.32716190
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>>32715965
>Need funds to stay at home and cook
>Nuki shows up and does the usual roundabout 'get in debt so you have to marry her' spiel
>Princess carry her to your room and mating press her
>Have nuki wife
Wonder what percentage of monsters have stories about meeting and marrying their husband that are just 'and then he fucked me' or 'and then I fucked him'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:07:44 2021 No.32716220 >>32716122 Pull her ribbons to the side and pinch her areola

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:11:28 2021 No.32716338 >>32716220 >"You're a feisty one aren't ya?" And that's how you get dragged into a private room where you'll be forced to please her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:12:53 2021 No.32716387 >>32715994 >Doctor turns out to be a lich >Tries a new spell to increase the tiger's lust You're becoming an incubus when you go back home, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:13:52 2021 No.32716417 >>32716338 >Being rewarded for "poor" conduct She secretly wants to encourage me to harass her body in public. I see her game

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:14:48 2021 No.32716443 >>32716002 That's what jinkos are like when they're still young. Not so much of a cat when they reach maturity. They won't be as cutely shy like a kitten, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:14:52 2021 No.32716445 >>32716190 >I didn't even get through my whole offer, he just picked me up and took me to his bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:25:35 2021 No.32716710 >>32716122 Anon Y.mose. And I'm here to taste the mino milk. Heard it was good for my bones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:28:43 2021 No.32716826 >>32716445 It's a mans duty to remind monsters that no matter how successful they are, their physical capability, or whatever view they want to force onto the world; He can still dick them into motherhood

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:33:04 2021 No.32716998 >>32716826 As it should be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:36:55 2021 No.32717153 File: 421 KB, 1600x900, 87256886_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:40:09 2021 No.32717263 What colour nipples should dark skinned monstergirls have? I personally enjoy when it's a lighter colour than their skin but sometimes darker shades like this are nice https://images2.imgbox.com/e9/dc/tIRzufTH_o.jpg?download=true

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:48:10 2021 No.32717515 >>32716443 cute adopted daughterus will grow up to rape their fatherus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:53:54 2021 No.32717689 >>32717263 They're best when they're in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:55:39 2021 No.32717741 >>32717689 You aren't wrong but you still haven't answered the question

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:58:30 2021 No.32717827 >>32717741 They've got the best color when they're glistening from my saliva.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:00:36 2021 No.32717887 >>32717263 The classical pink/brown (or is it called dark pink) works. Darker shades are also nice. Just check the hellhound gallery in the mega. Anything works, really... as long as it's not some weird neon colour

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:02:31 2021 No.32717951 >>32717263 That looks nice. I want to pleasure the hellhound!

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Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:09:09 2021 No.32718162

>>32717887
Yeah I agree. If it's a shade a human could possibly have like with a pharaoh than pinkish or beige shades are fantastic.
https://imgbox.com/pcU0pf4h
On the other hand if it's something like a demon/hellhound then pink can look a bit awkward if it isn't done right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:15:09 2021 No.32718343 >>32717263 I don't want to be a hellhoundfag...don't do this

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:17:50 2021 No.32718414

>>32715634
>>32690061
Guys, I don't think this is a housewarming party at all. I'm trapped in some sort of dungeon set up in her basement. I connected to her wifi, but I can't get phone reception down here.
Please, call the cops! I need water, I'm so dehydrated! The only thing I've had to drink for the past 8 hours is her sweat. And my balls hurt SO bad. If they come now, they can free me before she gets back. Thankfully, her manticore friend said something she ordered was ready for pickup and she went to go retrieve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:19:24 2021 No.32718454 >>32718161 >wanna die What if I am an undead incubus? What then?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:19:57 2021 No.32718472

>>32717887
>as long as it's not some weird neon colour
Depends, I've seen blue work on girls with similar skin tones if other elements of their design are blue. Art has a lot of factors that can make things things you don't think would look good into something surprisingly appealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:20:42 2021 No.32718494 Unrelated but if Archiveanon is around it looks like theres gangbang shit in the Pharoah archive which I'm not sure is supposed to be there and not in the /d/ archive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:25:00 2021 No.32718629 File: 569 KB, 1130x1400, 87308908_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:26:10 2021 No.32718666 >>32718454 You are already dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:26:20 2021 No.32718673 >>32718629 I wanna hear that pai loli 'oh-ho-ho-ho'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:26:21 2021 No.32718674 >>32717887 Some shade of pink is best, unless the monster is some exotic color like blue or undead pale. Then it should be some fitting color like purple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:32:30 2021 No.32718891 >>32718494 Gangbang isn't inherently put in the /d/ gallery, unless one dick is white and the other is black or there's dialogue indicating it's different guys there's always a chance it could be doppelganger potion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:34:41 2021 No.32718952 >>32718666 Exactly. An physical attack would probably cause pleasure if anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:40:56 2021 No.32719130 >>32718891 Honestly KC humouring that kind of stuff was mistake. It just opens the door for people to do non-acceptable content and shoehorn it into mge under the guise of being setting friendly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:42:30 2021 No.32719173 >>32718666 Nani?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:42:55 2021 No.32719189 >>32718891 And doppel stuff isn't /d/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:43:56 2021 No.32719218 >>32712054 that's a nice manticore I missed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:46:12 2021 No.32719278 File: 713 KB, 4096x4096, EshLSonVkAEJVIz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:46:58 2021 No.32719295 >>32719278 For a moment I thought it was a new profile girl, don't do this to me anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:47:40 2021 No.32719307 >>32718891 I'm pretty sure that comic that was posted a few threads ago is in there and has dialogue stating that it's separate men and not just le potion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:48:33 2021 No.32719330 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1777, 1611535720667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stealth kitsune

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:53:06 2021 No.32719459 >>32716122 >gonna marry that grizzled war vet captain of yours

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:53:18 2021 No.32719467

>>32719130
KC only includes things in the main books that he actually likes, if he was throwing a bone it'd be via his asks or patreon answers where he doesn't need to commit to it like he does with full on yuri
>>32719189
I know the phrase is overused and usually an excuse used by people to push way worse shit but monster girls are /d/. Siths have a part of the main gallery, chaos girls exist and all sorts of other things, the "/d/" gallery is more about what absolutely goes against MGE's rules such as monster boys and NTR or pushes the boundaries too far like inflation.
>>32719307
Not included in the gallery though so it can't be about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:53:57 2021 No.32719477 >>32719459 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:54:47 2021 No.32719502 >>32719330 >mofu smuggler crossing the border of order territory. 458 DLE, colorized

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:56:04 2021 No.32719540 >>32719467 Oh yeah that was different one, the one I saw is cringy and weird but not technically nonsafe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:01:44 2021 No.32719701 >>32719502 >It's medicinal, sir, I swear! >I'm just holding it for a friend >I have a license for it, but I left it at home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:02:54 2021 No.32719726 Are vampires marriage material?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:06:30 2021 No.32719822 File: 2.95 MB, 1555x2175, 1602725643814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32719726 Of course, you know dhampirs are endangered and it's your duty to make more right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:07:55 2021 No.32719857 >>32719822 >dhampirs are endangered why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:08:42 2021 No.32719885 File: 1.12 MB, 1280x720, Lewdvik_-_Yeahp_rigged_and_heres_a_bouncy_test_mge_monstergirl_VRChat-1352535017948381185.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:09:00 2021 No.32719897 >>32719822 You should make more vampires, not dhampir mutts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:09:24 2021 No.32719909 >>32719857 It's just a lie because I like the idea of breeding vampires. Although I still don't have the answer for what dhampirs give birth to >>32719897 That comes later

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:10:42 2021 No.32719942 File: 103 KB, 752x1062, Happy Nekomata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32719278 Odd looking Nekomata, but cute never the less.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:12:26 2021 No.32719991 >>32719897 Make a lot of dhampir onee-sans for your vampire daughteru. They will protect her

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:14:19 2021 No.32720048
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>>32719822
Why would you choose to bully your loving wife like that? I’m sure she would much prefer to have more cute vampires running around, rather then some ungrateful brat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:14:34 2021 No.32720056 File: 47 KB, 1382x784, 1498524939135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32719857 >why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:16:15 2021 No.32720113 >>32719885 What a happy little icicle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:16:30 2021 No.32720123 >>32719991 More like bully her for being pureblood. That's how hateful dhampirs are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:18:40 2021 No.32720188 >>32718414 Go get a hard object, hide behind the door and wait for her. Knock her out in the back with your brute strength. You can then try reverse the situation on her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:21:26 2021 No.32720274 >>32716122 Dick Hurtz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:27:43 2021 No.32720424 >>32719822 I want to come home to my dhampir GF after her mom slipped some of my blood into her drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:28:50 2021 No.32720447 >>32720056 That Doesn't look like a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:31:06 2021 No.32720497 >>32720447 Man was the real monster all along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:33:05 2021 No.32720544 >>32712419 Goth raiju and punk thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:36:20 2021 No.32720616 File: 950 KB, 992x1403, Lich Mage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32712419 I'm not huge on the goth thing, but let's hand it to a species that makes sense for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:37:55 2021 No.32720650 >>32720123 Nah, Vampire mommy will make sure they are loyal defenders of the bloodline.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:40:22 2021 No.32720716 File: 543 KB, 796x1400, 87308908_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32718673 I think she's just small, not oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:40:25 2021 No.32720718 File: 226 KB, 1024x1414, slime_dakimakura_purple_design_by_shonuff44_d7nhldw-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:42:03 2021 No.32720769 >>32720616 >I'm not huge on the goth thing Anon be careful, keep throwing around opinions like that and you are likely to be dragged off to the reeducation camps by your government assigned goth gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:43:30 2021 No.32720812 >>32720716 Seductive and very breedable. A great combo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:44:19 2021 No.32720838 File: 668 KB, 1400x2000, Lich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32720769 Hey I never said I wouldn't accept it. Besides I bet she's a freak between the sheets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:54:21 2021 No.32721105 File: 1.48 MB, 1240x1754, EV7gxlfWkAAJH-5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:55:06 2021 No.32721121 >>32720838 Oh no they already got to him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:01:59 2021 No.32721322 File: 14 KB, 474x266, one-day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32718343 Too late, You will join our shatered pelvis clan... Brother...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:07:48 2021 No.32721478 >>32719540 If you're talking about the comic with three pages that has mediocre art, it's not really a gangbang if it's 1 on 1, so it doesn't get excluded from the main gallery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:11:39 2021 No.32721583 File: 215 KB, 628x900, 1460086724981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:12:42 2021 No.32721612 >>32721322 the mature types are dangerous to me. I always ignored hellhounds because they lacked that aura, but now they have it too.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:13:22 2021 No.32721635

>>32716122
>traveling to mino city
>expected to breeze through customs and be on your way, but they've modernized
>minos scanning passports tied to your entire social life
>can't duck out of line, would be too suspicious
>get to the front, give mino your passport while sweating bullets
>she scans it and frowns
>asks if your primary email address is still ablicker@mamonomail.com
>answer affirmatively
>she licks her lips and tells you you've been randomly selected for additional screening
>indefinitely detained until you can prove yourself not to be a spy, and loyal to minotaurs

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:14:03 2021 No.32721658

Ballad fag here. I made MGE x S.T.A.L.K.E.R crossover greentext.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28986588
If You like cringe writefaggotry, You'll love it.
Also I posted my old writefaggotry on my AO3.
>>32716122
>Kneel on one knee before her
>"My lady I have traversed entire continent to search for a damsel who's beauty matches the stars. My search concludes now. Accept my admiration."
Treating rugged, muscly, beeg girls with overt romantism is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:18:50 2021 No.32721812 So I heard you guys like heckhounds. It's fun to have a heckhound to play around with. N'joy! https://litter.catbox.moe/0aekwd.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:23:21 2021 No.32721939 File: 95 KB, 531x544, essexnano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:25:24 2021 No.32722015
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>traveling with Druella on a little diplomatic visit to amazon villages
>get curious
>know that average succubus is physically stronger than average human and amazons are especially strong
>since she is a lilim ask her how strong she is compared to them
>she just gets a very smug smirk
>once in the amazoness village we witness some sort of ritual or a festival
>she decides to participate
>casually tosses you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes with one hand
>"Does that answer your question, dear?"
>apparently this is considered very traditional among amazons, all the amazons gathered around us start loudly cheering
>Now onto the second part~
>bye pelvis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:25:55 2021 No.32722027 everyone just kind of forgot about senko

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:26:59 2021 No.32722054 >>32722027 i dont like foxes, or mammalian mge's in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:29:01 2021 No.32722111 >>32722027 Why Senko when Liru exists?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:29:23 2021 No.32722120 >>32721658 Good to see more people making the jump to AO3 >>32721812 Hell yeah, those hip movements around the 3 minute mark are really nice. Would gladly watch more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:32:18 2021 No.32722198 >>32722015 Hot. Also Druella's design is top tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:33:54 2021 No.32722249 >>32721478 I mistook it for the anubis one from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:35:13 2021 No.32722282 >>32720716 Nah, the pic doesn't have the thighs/hips for it to be shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:39:00 2021 No.32722386 File: 482 KB, 1000x1000, dbhvcio-f5297d41-c0eb-4f11-8ee8-24dcf5ffdb0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh FUCK I'M GONNA JOOOOOOOOB

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:39:09 2021 No.32722391 >>32722120 I hope it wasn't too lewd. https://litter.catbox.moe/u5rc2t.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:40:30 2021 No.32722426 File: 107 KB, 850x638, 1611049784108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050 Is your wallet big enough?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:47:23 2021 No.32722627 >>32721812 >>32722391 These are great

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:48:55 2021 No.32722670 >>32722391 >that mesh top Good lord. And don't worry about how lewd it is, if it's just via a link it's fine. Is there any of her having sex at all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:51:20 2021 No.32722741 File: 36 KB, 532x335, Screenshot_2021-01-25 d - Hentai Alternative » Thread #8742653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:06:46 2021 No.32723242 File: 686 KB, 2334x1860, 87310328_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:10:39 2021 No.32723342 >>32722741 Why exactly are you posting a random screenshot from 2019 completely unprompted and not in reply to anyone? It's like you're just fishing for someone to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:14:23 2021 No.32723433 Would you bang a monster that looks like a sexy monster version of your irl mother?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:14:45 2021 No.32723437 >>32723433 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:15:21 2021 No.32723461 File: 2.99 MB, 940x720, Action Taimanin - Rinko Wedding Dress.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what Monstergirl wedding dresses look like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:17:20 2021 No.32723523 File: 2.90 MB, 2000x1300, 5ac84529306a7b55ff268bf2005d533d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise the Pharaoh... in every position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:19:36 2021 No.32723597 >>32723461 >Taimanin Yes, they have nice futas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:19:48 2021 No.32723607 >>32723433 My mom was a model back in the day so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:20:48 2021 No.32723637 File: 55 KB, 444x960, __original_drawn_by_crowanon__d7f6ab42a469f5ba02e1e7640231f35a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:20:57 2021 No.32723640
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>>32723461
>Ceri: Wedding panties... of all the things you could have done with this... you made wedding panties! Who in their right mind would go to their special day dressed like this?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:21:17 2021 No.32723652 File: 58 KB, 444x960, __original_drawn_by_crowanon__880d27e07e0d8ee737556a723b6f40fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:21:33 2021 No.32723659 >>32723637 c'mon anon, i was having a good day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:21:41 2021 No.32723665 >>32723342 That's not even a /jp/ screenshot because the post numbers don't match, so I don't know why he's posting it here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:21:44 2021 No.32723668 File: 49 KB, 322x960, __original_drawn_by_crowanon__f15e34a681c88c9ce5bfb79b10a337c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:22:46 2021 No.32723701 File: 42 KB, 444x960, __original_drawn_by_crowanon__f00dfb6a761f9abfda972cd6af770fb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:22:54 2021 No.32723707 >>32723433 Maybe because I don't even remember what my mom looked like

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:24:06 2021 No.32723754 File: 634 KB, 1273x900, __cerastes_original_and_3_more_drawn_by_mikoyan__9163fa030fb63f9fb303f4376f6f2c7d[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32723597 i'd let cerastes fuck me in the butt, ngl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:28:46 2021 No.32723887 >>32723597 >>32723754 Leave faggots >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:28:56 2021 No.32723893 >>32711618 4chanx links to post retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:29:35 2021 No.32723920 File: 236 KB, 800x1000, 7ttYlTsF_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32723461 Has anyone managed to rip the game models yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:37:40 2021 No.32724178 >>32723461 Would fuck a monster girl rinko. >>32723920 I hope it happens eventually, it's a damn shame there's no porn in it despite being taimanin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:42:46 2021 No.32724333 File: 95 KB, 747x656, traffic cop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:43:15 2021 No.32724352 >>32724333 >N

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:47:45 2021 No.32724487 >>32723523 That's a lot of pharaoh to worship

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:48:34 2021 No.32724519 >>32723461 >>32723640 Thank you for copy-pasting directly from /tg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:51:11 2021 No.32724618 File: 793 KB, 1000x1150, Esfe21jVoAEWwsx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The invasion has begun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:54:20 2021 No.32724721 File: 412 KB, 1280x1883, e3676a822a1ee065bc8b514b34f0e55f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32724487 Better start right now then

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:59:07 2021 No.32724919

>>32720188
Hello, fellow human! It is I, the nice realtor man. I was wrong in my previous statements regarding the sultry and seductive dark elf whom I spoke of earlier, whom has generously decided to marry me. There is no need to call the police, as there are NO illegal or nonconsensual actions taking place here.
I did however make my mistress VERY upset by implying that I was in danger. He is currently working hard to earn her forgiveness. I know that since my loving wife is so beautiful and kind, that she will graciously forgive me if I earn it.
Since we're all human men here and enjoy talking about male things, I suggest that all of us unmarried males visit The Darkstone Glade housing development. It's a wonderful place full of things we humans like and friendly neighbors. Once you're here, you'll never want to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:03:45 2021 No.32725126 >>32724919 Ah, glad that worked out. Cheers, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:04:37 2021 No.32725169 >>32724618 We'll see how she handles the counter-invasion of my dick into her pussy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:07:20 2021 No.32725304 File: 271 KB, 2120x2121, 1608849176642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32724919 >He is currently working hard to earn her forgiveness. >He Cal me crazy, but I don't think it's the guy that posted this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:07:28 2021 No.32725310 File: 2.21 MB, 1280x960, 8d9f73a070ecaf7a6e7d69c4d917a188-001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32723754 Her and Snake Lady are nice snakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:08:31 2021 No.32725356 >>32724352 N?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:10:03 2021 No.32725427 >>32725356 She gun say it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:10:21 2021 No.32725440 >>32724618 I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:11:52 2021 No.32725511 For all the love of Hellhounds, how many stories actually feature them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:12:23 2021 No.32725531 >>32725427 It's fine, she's black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:13:24 2021 No.32725585 >>32725169 You'll get stung by venom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:15:07 2021 No.32725681 >>32725585 Then it will be a noble sacrifice for humanity!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:19:00 2021 No.32725852 >>32723707 Men without mothers are prime bait for monsters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:22:00 2021 No.32725978 >>32723637 why was this doctor such a pussy? he could have easily solved all her problems with a simple SP injection!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:22:06 2021 No.32725984 File: 222 KB, 582x617, 0u05ca2finl51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna bully a fox and keep calling her a cat.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:23:42 2021 No.32726062

You know, I have been coming to these threads for years and years. People always talk about this and that, post art and other media which is fine I guess... but we never really resolve anything. We never really resolve to start proactive action into making monstergirls real and run through the steps, tips and techniques of actually aquiring one or at least a chance of actually wooing one. Year after year after year it's like we are still in exactly the same spot just spinning our wheels. Its just... I don't know...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:24:59 2021 No.32726120 >>32724919 Sounds nice, do you know any nice, petite, and single dark elves? They are my type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:25:53 2021 No.32726161 File: 194 KB, 500x845, its-nothing-cat-girl-im-not-a-cat-im-a-67406259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:26:16 2021 No.32726180 >>32723668 >>32723688 >>32723701 I hope whoever drew this fucking killed themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:26:59 2021 No.32726211 >>32726180 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:28:31 2021 No.32726269 File: 53 KB, 444x960, __original_drawn_by_crowanon__704bc7be0de89119427cdf66f6a41012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32726180

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:28:33 2021 No.32726274 File: 476 KB, 1000x1000, 878d96000d8159b66a65745448334531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't cry Chen, you're a good kitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:28:43 2021 No.32726286 >>32726180 It's one mongoloid trying to bait people as you can see from other posts around when those were made

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:28:55 2021 No.32726293 >>32726062 Hey, learning the arcane arts, particularly concerning opening portals, is a lengthy endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:30:09 2021 No.32726356 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x544, 1429899962014.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32726274

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:30:29 2021 No.32726377 >>32709102 >Cannot see Jabberwocks as anything but chubby chunky slovenly gluttons Hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:31:03 2021 No.32726403 >>32726356 hips

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:31:22 2021 No.32726414 File: 172 KB, 818x1108, 2ce1615ae087491f20d9f748646ddfbe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32726274 There we go, Chen. Got you back in your own clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:32:14 2021 No.32726456 File: 1.12 MB, 689x1000, 1610735939136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32726414

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:35:44 2021 No.32726606 >>32726356 I want to defeat a very lewd fox using the power of love. Or whatever just calling her pretty counts as.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:38:33 2021 No.32726712 File: 238 KB, 500x791, 5fb81bf314b7e63629d2591a1954bea9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32726606 What are you talking about, anon? That's a lewd cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:40:03 2021 No.32726793 >>32726712 A cat is fine to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:42:56 2021 No.32726918 File: 581 KB, 4000x4000, tri kams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:43:31 2021 No.32726935 don't make me get the shrine maiden in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:44:09 2021 No.32726968 >>32726712 Lewd cats deserve love as well. Gonna defeat her by calling her hair nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:45:27 2021 No.32727019 >>32726793 A kid is too. ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:46:02 2021 No.32727046 >>32726935 You mean the zombie girl? I guess she counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:48:15 2021 No.32727140 Would you do the monsterkid of your dreams if you knew she could never get pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:49:28 2021 No.32727197 >>32727140 I would not do a kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:50:06 2021 No.32727226 >>32727140 >monsterkid Wait for her to grow up first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:50:17 2021 No.32727237 >>32727197 Does it matter? She isn't human. Go nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:51:01 2021 No.32727280 >>32722282 Those look like plenty of hips and thighs to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:51:04 2021 No.32727284 >>32725304 It's just your feeling. Now move along, The Darkstone Glade housing development is waiting for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:51:44 2021 No.32727329 >>32727237 There's nothing sexually appealing about children to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:52:39 2021 No.32727365 >>32727140 I like lolis but don't want children so it sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:52:56 2021 No.32727385 >>32725304 Ignore that. My meaty human fingers pushed the wrong key on this phone. A perfectly normal human thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:53:22 2021 No.32727415 >>32727140 I don't like loli's and my main fetish is impregnation, hard pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:54:11 2021 No.32727458 >>32709050 Damn she thicc, Tsuchinoko girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:54:49 2021 No.32727492 >>32727458 FAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:55:31 2021 No.32727530 >>32726120 There are many eligible bachelorettes who would love to meat you! Just let them know you're coming and they can give you a tour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:56:42 2021 No.32727582 >>32726918 >me and the gals on our way to slice up Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:58:19 2021 No.32727656 >>32712780 words can't express how badly I want a hellhound with a body like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:58:23 2021 No.32727662 File: 71 KB, 623x359, 7qw8ywipfdf41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32725511 More than there are of Selkies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:59:39 2021 No.32727733 No direct eye contact with a moon rabbit. It might drive you insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:59:54 2021 No.32727745 Dark elf mistress can't punish me if I am a good boy at all times

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:01:39 2021 No.32727827 We have Jabberwock, we have Jubjub. But WHERE IS THE BANDERSNATCH?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:05:16 2021 No.32727992 >>32727530 It's not a tour if the only place we'll be visiting is the basement, though

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:06:14 2021 No.32728041
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>>32727385
>>32727284
Hmmmmm. I dunno. Something tells me something isn't on the up and up. Like I bet there's a really restrictive, binding you could say, home owners association.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:07:24 2021 No.32728095 SQUIRREL TACTICS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:10:32 2021 No.32728237 >>32728095 THERE'S SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:11:13 2021 No.32728273 File: 475 KB, 1200x1200, 5UN4pAZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32728095 What tactics? They just go after nuts all day long. Silly tree rodents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:12:18 2021 No.32728325 File: 3.96 MB, 1625x1412, d01dc77794a4f36d135502e1843add9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32727046 *snake girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:15:58 2021 No.32728464 >>32728325 But Reimu is a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:17:38 2021 No.32728535 >>32728325 Mating press that dark mage. I don't care if her forest cottage is messy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:18:10 2021 No.32728557 File: 826 KB, 1080x1080, 87187172_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:18:42 2021 No.32728584 >>32728464 >>32728535 Then what is Alice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:18:51 2021 No.32728588 >>32728041 You mean like leather, restrictive bindings? Nope. Nothing of the sort here. If you want to know more about the place and the contract, you can always visit us anytime! Just give us a call a few hours in advance!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:20:50 2021 No.32728661 You guys have anything for a munchkin fetish?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:23:10 2021 No.32728749
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>Anon has been married happily to a shoggoth for years
>sometimes has normal human guests, often ones not very accustomed to monsters
>likes to give tours of his shog mansion
>after all this time is completely oblivious to the fact that the eldritch reality fuckery, almost everything being a shog slime, random tentacles and eyes sprouting out from every direction, all the eyes constantly watching you, the maid suddenly disappearing and reappearing in another place in his mansion, him sometimes dissolving into slime etc... makes the guests rather terrified

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:28:21 2021 No.32728921 >>32728584 A dark mage as well I guess. Technically Marisa would be a human soon-to-be dark mage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:29:01 2021 No.32728941 >>32728041 The homeowners association make sure to associate VERY closely to their tenants. All it takes to live here is to submit some paperwork. The dark elves can guide you through it. As long as you do everything they say, you'll LOVE living here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:29:33 2021 No.32728962 >>32727662 That's because Selkies are cosplaying sluts. They're not actual Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:30:09 2021 No.32728983 >>32728749 What a very loving shog. She probably knowns what's best for her master

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:30:42 2021 No.32728995 >>32727992 It's an extended length tour. Rest assured, you'll see the rest of the house eventually. It just might take a few days (weeks).

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:31:46 2021 No.32729032

>>32728588
Pretty sure I didn't say anything about leather when mentioning "bindings". I was talking about the HOA rules. Hmmmm feeling mighty suspicious now.

>>32728941
>As long as you do everything they say, you'll LOVE living here.
Like this! I bet they have silly rules about the height of my hedges.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:33:51 2021 No.32729089 The joke is dark elves love bdsm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:34:58 2021 No.32729121 >>32728749 Shoggoths are scary

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:36:05 2021 No.32729158 >>32727992 Don't worry. There will be lots of things to see in the basement. It'll be so fun you'll never want to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:37:07 2021 No.32729188 File: 435 KB, 720x1280, Wightism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:37:44 2021 No.32729211 >>32729089 I, personally, love being bossed around by women. If you kinda just follow orders, nothing is every actually your fault. 's peaceful existence. Also the sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:44:02 2021 No.32729422 So I heard you all like children earlier... https://litter.catbox.moe/ipq5gd.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:46:34 2021 No.32729521 File: 587 KB, 1920x2880, 125dddae5ded065361d4d38487371f99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please go live to a desert kingdom, some of them are severely underpopulated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:47:49 2021 No.32729574 File: 2.79 MB, 1953x3021, Vampire25a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32719897 But then your wife has to wait until you become an incubus before she gets pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:48:53 2021 No.32729617 >>32729574 She's a rare monster, chances are you'll become an incubus way before she gets pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:48:55 2021 No.32729620 >>32729521 I'm going to increase the sandworm population so hard that regular civilization will be impossible. The desert will be simply the breeding grounds from which the sandworms will overrun the rest of the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:49:38 2021 No.32729652 >>32729620 you sir, are on a no breed list in desert kingdoms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:50:29 2021 No.32729685 >>32729521 Ok. She can pay me in facesitting sessions

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:50:42 2021 No.32729691 >>32729521 The (living) population has decreased immensely

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:50:46 2021 No.32729692 File: 1.19 MB, 800x1000, 2fa3c8d5662086fb9899cc22a7fd845e1fb7df36c5b30a2be2c91be41cb84ce3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A wight that acts like a dark elf would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:51:47 2021 No.32729730 File: 2.36 MB, 1776x3128, seras wight comm2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32729692 Sir are you sure about this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:52:43 2021 No.32729768 >>32729692 >dark elf wight OH GOD hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:54:07 2021 No.32729826 >>32729188 Imagine a Wight that actually is autistic. >>32729521 I can barely stand summers here, living in a desert would be hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:57:55 2021 No.32729979 File: 439 KB, 1172x1815, b7b56466ebbed945372db91459611227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32729620 To the snake pit with you >>32729691 >Undead desert kingdom Sounds good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:59:00 2021 No.32730016 >>32729521 What's in it for me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:59:58 2021 No.32730053 >>32729692 Anon no. It's already bad enough that a dark elf will toy with your body and pride. Now you want her to be able to abuse your heart and soul? You'll be just her plaything meant to supply her with spirit energy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:01:34 2021 No.32730110 File: 329 KB, 2048x1792, 1573957460294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32729826 >I can barely stand summers here, living in a desert would be hell. Be nocturnal, deserts get cold at night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:02:36 2021 No.32730143 >>32729692 Impossible. A dark elf alone is bad enough; a dark elf with wight claws would be unstoppable. Even manticores would hold their husbands close when they think of the evils she could inflict upon a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:06:31 2021 No.32730297 >>32729422 Cute harpy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:06:56 2021 No.32730321 >>32729730 Yes If you are gonna have a mistress it might as well be one whose very presence oozes superiority. With wight's elegance and power I think it makes an excellent combination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:08:00 2021 No.32730358 File: 847 KB, 1400x1000, a26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32730321 Well, at least make sure you buy from a reputable supplier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:08:28 2021 No.32730370 So I heard you like dragongirls... https://litter.catbox.moe/bnllns.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:09:04 2021 No.32730394 >snout out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:10:49 2021 No.32730452 >>32730110 I wouldn't feel safe going outside at night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:13:13 2021 No.32730517 >>32730016 What are you looking for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:14:52 2021 No.32730567 >>32729521 I wonder if certain areas of the MGE world struggle more in attracting men than others. Like ocean and winter kingdoms seem like they'd be less popular than desert or similar type places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:16:51 2021 No.32730650 >>32730517 Can I get uhhhhhh sadistic girtablilu bandit, extra large, and a side order of fries?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:17:17 2021 No.32730664 File: 454 KB, 667x1000, 87259690_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:19:04 2021 No.32730699 File: 324 KB, 1821x2579, 1611600542836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smol brown demons are good wives if you pay their rent and supply them with many juiceboxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:19:28 2021 No.32730709 Just realized that the Girtablilu's claws are so small because scorpion venom potency is inversely proportional to pincer size

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:19:50 2021 No.32730722 >>32730650 I'll give you the first two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:21:34 2021 No.32730762 >>32730709 this is why you go for cancer

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:21:41 2021 No.32730766
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>>32730709
>>32730722
Potency shmotency. I need her claws to be big enough to grab by entire body with just one. She can always sting me again if the first dose wasn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:22:59 2021 No.32730796 >>32730567 The undead kingdom tourism agency struggles

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:24:01 2021 No.32730828
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>>32730567
>Ocean
They already take care of it by "inviting" people from the ships they "spot".
>Winter
It would be as popular as the desert kingdoms I think. There are as many people who like the cold as those who like the heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:25:09 2021 No.32730852 File: 94 KB, 571x180, w6QQ-elM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32730796 This is partly because the local wight keeps killing all the tourists

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:26:39 2021 No.32730891 >>32730796 >vampire media mogul gets report of a tourist mauled by ghouls in the middle of a popular museum >pours herself a strong drink at 9AM, begins her spin-doctoring

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:28:12 2021 No.32730943 So I heard ypu like kitties and heckhounds... https://litter.catbox.moe/60u0es.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:33:37 2021 No.32731101 cheshires must never discover the existence of the clown girl fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:35:05 2021 No.32731137 >>32731101 YOU FOOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:37:45 2021 No.32731212 Why are desert kingdoms so popular in here anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:38:08 2021 No.32731218 >>32730370 Oh no, anon snouts aren't kosher here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:38:44 2021 No.32731227 >>32731212 Anubis, apophis and khepri are pretty good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:39:18 2021 No.32731238 >>32730943 That split screen effect at the start was really cool, liking these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:44:32 2021 No.32731361 >>32731212 >>32731227 Honestly I'd say its at least like 40% Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:45:40 2021 No.32731404 >>32731212 Because I want a soft, slimy and warm sandworm waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:49:10 2021 No.32731482 >>32730370 That's ugly and I'm someone who's okay with anthroshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:51:23 2021 No.32731545 >>32728962 Were it not for the laws of this land I would have you drawn and quartered for that shit when we have fucking furries like the Cú Sidhe and Cait Sidhe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:51:39 2021 No.32731557 >>32731482 >implying everything must be beautiful and not for fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:52:48 2021 No.32731587 >>32731557 I am of the opinion that girls are something that should be visually appealing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:53:31 2021 No.32731605 File: 865 KB, 3278x4096, En2HWAAXMAAz5bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Am I at 7-eleven? Cuz you look like a snack to me anon-san, hhehehe...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:55:10 2021 No.32731661 File: 242 KB, 1280x1613, tumblr_inline_o5nx8wN81A1rcgaid_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:56:02 2021 No.32731690

>>32729521

Pharoah tries to be cold and imperious but she can't keep up the charade?

>Crawl before your Pharoah, Handsome stranger--I will reward you with the pleasure you seek, but first...

>You will learn the pleasures of service...

>Now, stand up and gimme a big kiss! I've always wanted to be kissed by a cute boy, and you're the CUTEST I've EVER seen. So quit sulking and gimme a smooch~!

It's that or I start feetposting again, those cute green nails are awesome...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:56:02 2021 No.32731691 >>32731605 Go away! My liver is not a snack!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:56:07 2021 No.32731692 >>32731587 Poor fella.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:57:48 2021 No.32731731 >>32731545 Fuck you cait siths are good for headpats and head ruffles

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:02:01 2021 No.32731826

>>32730891
I’d help her spin those stories into great tourist traps!
>man gets mobbed by ghouls at a museum
One lucky man won an entire harem at the museum.
>the local Lich keeps messing with the villagers
Try our world famous Matchmaker! She’ll help you find that special zombie in your life!
>CC Dark Mages infesting the marshes outside of town
Visit our local watershed for great fishing and other ‘experiments’!
Pretty easy stuff to cover up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:02:14 2021 No.32731831 >>32730796 Maybe if they stopped serving those damned fruits that essentially function as lockdowns based on how many seeds you ate it'd be better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:03:03 2021 No.32731849 >>32731605 Am I at the farm? Because there’s a cow in front of me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:14:38 2021 No.32732126 File: 157 KB, 680x551, 1611241734045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:14:59 2021 No.32732137
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>>32731212
>Best aesthetics
>Some of the best monsters from the whole encyclopedia
>Delicious 2D brown skin
>Kingdom full of ruins to explore
What's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:21:49 2021 No.32732318 >>32731605 only cheshires are allowed to use bad pickup lines

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:26:24 2021 No.32732421 >>32732126 Could this really work for a few weeks with a really young girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:29:11 2021 No.32732510 >>32732126 Cool on topic image faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:29:57 2021 No.32732535 >>32729188 >Is this the fashion of the current young people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:33:00 2021 No.32732626 >>32729692 >Wight uses her claw to tickle you >it feels so good you can't help but cum everywhere >she tickles you more for making a mess in her home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:39:01 2021 No.32732801 File: 226 KB, 340x630, 240-2406355_kanna-kamui-kobayashi-san-chi-no-maid-dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32727140 Is it okay to fuck child monsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:40:15 2021 No.32732830 >>32723637 >>32723652 >>32723668 >>32723688 >>32723701 Look on the bright side, now you have an adorable ghost doggo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:40:42 2021 No.32732845 >>32731605 You're a 7-eleven because you're getting robbed. Now put the money in the bag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:44:02 2021 No.32732937 File: 573 KB, 709x1000, 39740766_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32731849 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:44:49 2021 No.32732957 File: 1.03 MB, 1600x1376, 1598681735147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waggy saggy makes for delicious sushi~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:45:51 2021 No.32732992 File: 53 KB, 1024x683, 1602470730100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's such a tasty cute little fish girl~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:47:02 2021 No.32733034 >>32732937 I need me some huge titty fox girls that try to play the coy courtesan while the buff ochi bodyguard pouts at her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:48:43 2021 No.32733069 >>32732801 Its ok to fuck under developed animals because they aren't human so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:51:38 2021 No.32733139 >>32732137 i do not like sand, which is ironic, because i like sandworms, and hate the cold and yet like wintery temperate forests and mountainous terrain

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:51:57 2021 No.32733153 File: 586 KB, 1038x942, 1567966434956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You find a mermaid stranded on land with no nearby bodies of water in sight. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:52:58 2021 No.32733186 >>32732137 What I don't like is she isn't yet pregnant with my daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:55:08 2021 No.32733237 >>32731605 I just wanted a FUCKIN' SLURPEE and this FUCKIN' BITCH decides to FUCKIN' HIT ON ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:55:39 2021 No.32733257 >>32732801 Don't bother replying to that shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:56:48 2021 No.32733299 >>32733237 Oh she'll give you a slurpee alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:57:37 2021 No.32733337 File: 639 KB, 2480x3507, Sandworm_HD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050 Consider the following: undead sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:58:00 2021 No.32733355 >>32733153 I offer her my Baja Blast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:58:55 2021 No.32733405 >>32733153 Dump her in my bathtub.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:02:20 2021 No.32733568
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>>32727140
If it was the loli of my dreams, yes. That being said I still want children and I will be seeking a way that allows us both to be parents. I'm thinking artificial womb, DNA edited clone, homunculus, or some other means of science/magic to get around the idea she can't get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:04:35 2021 No.32733650 >>32733568 Baphomets are easy, just keep cranking out familiars

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:05:14 2021 No.32733677 >>32733337 yes, ghoul seems the best for overloading them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:07:31 2021 No.32733788 File: 1.11 MB, 1276x1954, 69436082_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:14:17 2021 No.32734048 I will never lose to a plant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:19:27 2021 No.32734258 File: 1.88 MB, 2612x2572, 443deb73a3b9bc76843bc362fd71e012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32734048 That's what they all say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:20:35 2021 No.32734293 >>32734258 Just use a bug or fire type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:22:47 2021 No.32734362 >>32734048 I'd get hip checked between two barometz until submission.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:24:08 2021 No.32734405 >>32733788 His girls are pretty hot for a western artist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:24:44 2021 No.32734420 File: 564 KB, 1024x768, 1544054270882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The dog caught a fish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:25:50 2021 No.32734451 File: 743 KB, 1322x1324, nabq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32734420 and now wants to take her home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:26:02 2021 No.32734460 File: 140 KB, 675x676, 1562590218157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I achieve maximum snug?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:26:26 2021 No.32734473 File: 2.04 MB, 1471x2055, qaMfCJbQ_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God, the comments on dark mage's translated profile page pic on danbooru gave me cancer Need a cute dark mage to wash it out from my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:27:01 2021 No.32734494 >>32734362 >hip checked >Their hips miss you entirely >Still knocks off a fifth of your HP >Fucking hitboxes Such is life. A monster's greatest weapon is their ability to hip ya, and it lets you see how fertile they are too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:28:32 2021 No.32734537 >>32734460 bogey + yeti + mana insulating blanket? Or double yeti/bogey + mana insulating blanket?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:29:54 2021 No.32734579 File: 118 KB, 512x490, confused mofu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32709050 How would such a fat snek even move?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:30:26 2021 No.32734592 File: 496 KB, 904x1400, 1589583892583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32734473 I shouldn't have looked, poor Perentie trying to reason with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:30:39 2021 No.32734595 >>32734460 Damn... Yetis are terrifying creatures. She may look docile in that picture, but you know the moment you're in reach you'd get snatched up into a full body hug like Biscuit Oliva's grapple that you'd never escape from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:32:17 2021 No.32734640 File: 1.07 MB, 1920x2716, christmaslili.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flowers make for good decorations

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:33:49 2021 No.32734687 File: 752 KB, 885x948, 1611621512996.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32722027

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:34:08 2021 No.32734697 File: 2.13 MB, 1284x1800, 1606678191167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32734595 If it is possible to escape from a monster's hug she is not hugging you properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:37:35 2021 No.32734755 >>32734579 Like a seal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:42:05 2021 No.32734912 >>32734579 She doesn't need to move well, she just nags you to get her more drinks or whatever it is she wants. Whenever she's not having you run about for her, she'll probably have you pinned under her bulky tail for when she needs you, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:43:28 2021 No.32734961 File: 1.93 MB, 600x350, Tea with Senko.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32722027 Senko is still nice. She just isn't my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:45:51 2021 No.32735029 >>32734640 Seems like these two need a dick application urgently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:47:43 2021 No.32735083 So, are alraunes completely immobile or do they get to do magic shenanigans for convenience like the sandworms getting a lamia form?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:50:24 2021 No.32735176 File: 285 KB, 1331x2041, edit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32722027

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:51:31 2021 No.32735213 >>32735083 KC put out supplemental material that states they can uproot themselves to move around on their roots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:53:58 2021 No.32735301 When your wife has a redemption arc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:54:39 2021 No.32735327 File: 98 KB, 607x609, ChibWife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32735301 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:56:40 2021 No.32735401 File: 40 KB, 1200x628, cyborg-houseplant-elowan-1200x628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32735213 >look up moving plants because of this post >find this shit Now I want a plant girl on a high speed wheelchair/pot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 22:57:37 2021 No.32735431 >>32735301 >tfw her “redemption arc” is just her building an army to conquer the world and she wants her daughters to be her generals

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:03:49 2021 No.32735667 >>32733153 I pour my chocolate milk onto her. The greatest sacrifice a man can make.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:17:52 2021 No.32736133 File: 199 KB, 1100x1400, EsliOTiUUAc6tbj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:22:31 2021 No.32736266 File: 53 KB, 600x650, 1555858637781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is a mermaid chopping down a tree? What does she want!? It doesn't make any sense!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:22:49 2021 No.32736278 >>32736133 Oh, is it already time to cum inside spiders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:23:22 2021 No.32736291 >>32734687 Cheeky senko using an invisibility spell!

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:26:27 2021 No.32736381
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>>32736266
This is why you can't trust mermaids. Their machinations are completely inscrutable, you'll just get burned if you get involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:26:27 2021 No.32736382 >>32733034 >that try to play the coy courtesan That's the best role right there.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:27:08 2021 No.32736403

>Have Amazon Waifu
>She makes you work out with her
>Won't let you cum unless you finish your reps
>Makes you lick her sweaty body after her workout (she tastes amazing)
>Go from flabby urbanite to jacked Chad in no time at all
>Enjoy working out and them spending the rest of the day in the sauna/hot tub with your giant sexy Amazon
>Eventually you open a gym catering to guys who wanna get /fit/ for their waifus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:27:52 2021 No.32736421 >>32736133 What does a spider's silky drool taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:28:06 2021 No.32736429 >>32735176 What's this one? It's not nhentai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:28:53 2021 No.32736446 >>32735176 he's The Cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:28:59 2021 No.32736452 >>32736266 She's practicing karate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:29:29 2021 No.32736471 >>32734687 >Change da world >my final message. Goodby e

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:29:49 2021 No.32736479 File: 105 KB, 850x756, 1609658820679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32735667

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:30:25 2021 No.32736499 >>32736403 You can't lose your flab by doing more workout. Losing weight is about minimizing your calories, so Ms Amazon's dietary program must be harsh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:31:39 2021 No.32736532 >>32736429 use saucenao also it's not hentai you pervert https://mangadex.org/chapter/707167/1 I know because I expected hentai and looked it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:34:56 2021 No.32736623 File: 13 KB, 184x184, WATAH IN THE FIRE WHY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32736381 How can I possibly be burned if she takes me underwater?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:35:46 2021 No.32736647 File: 523 KB, 4192x794, Long Senko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32736532 Thanks, it's kinda cute in it's own way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:37:50 2021 No.32736712 >>32736499 You do know there's diets that burn fat without cutting 20% pf you regular caloric intake, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:38:36 2021 No.32736735 >>32736429 Different manga from Senko-san's author, the ears are just an edit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:51:00 2021 No.32737136 >>32736382 It is, especially with bombshell bodies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:52:52 2021 No.32737187 >>32736278 Not yet. You need to wait until she ties you up in a tight cocoon. Silk blindfolds and gags are optional, though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:53:54 2021 No.32737216 >>32736452 Why would a mermaid practice karate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:54:10 2021 No.32737222 File: 801 KB, 1200x1399, c8bcdcc82b219ebbc5ebda4fb1c139b4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32736647 >I just learned that foxes purr Are you sure they're not all lying and they're really just cats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:55:04 2021 No.32737246 >>32737216 She watched that Cobra Kai show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:56:51 2021 No.32737292 >>32736381 >>32736266 Simple. By chopping down trees, global warming progresses, raising the sea level and increasing mermaid’s reign.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:56:52 2021 No.32737293
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>Another story to the set of fapfics. Again, constructive criticism is appreciated.
“Hold… Hold…” Captain Gangolf yelled to his unit as the orcs approached. Other units of human fired bolt after bolt into the orcs, thinning them out before melee starts. Gangolf’s unit was equipped with sword and shield, meant to defend the missile troops against enemy infantry with himself in it to help anchor the unit and provide some additional power with an enchanted sword.

“Charge!” Gangolf yelled once the orcs were close enough and his soldiers followed, the battle lines clashing together. The soldiers were too focused on what’s in front of them to notice the rumbling at their feet until a Sandworm bursts out of the ground, scattering the unit’s formation and giving the orcs an easy opportunity to overwhelm the unit.

Gangalf backed away from the orc in front of him, leaving his soldiers to face them while he directed his attention at the Sandworm. The warriors fighting it couldn’t do much harm, their swords glancing off its armored hide. That left Gangalf as the only one capable of facing it, as he approached the Sandworm opened its mouth and tried to bite him, which he deftly sidestepped and then thrust his sword at one of its eyes. The Sandworm twisted its body at the last moment so that the sword struck its shell instead but the magic within his sword allowed it to penetrate the shell and cut a shallow wound. The Sandworm twisted its body again to pull the sword out of his grasp and flung its body at him, knocking him to the ground. The Sandworm faced him and grabbed his upper body with its mouth, its inner flesh pulling the rest of his body into its maw.

Gangalf was engulfed in darkness and all he heard was a slurping sound. A strange fluid doused his body, and he felt the armor on his body melt away. His legs were sucked into the flesh surrounding him, stopping him from running.

A light from an unknown source illuminated him and to his surprise, his front was not being pressed against by a wall of flesh but by a woman. Taking a second look, he realized that this wasn’t any ordinary woman. Her flesh was bright pink, and her body is damp to the touch. “Wh-Who are you?”

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 23:57:54 2021 No.32737311
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>>32737293
“I’m the Sandworm and you are my husband.” Gangalf opened his mouth to reply but was silenced by her kiss, her tongue sliding into his mouth and eagerly intwining with his. She broke the kiss and then slid herself down his body, licking his flesh. “My body feels like one large tongue doesn’t it, but I should feel human enough to be comfortable right?” Her body moved further down, licking, and sucking his skin as she traveled until she reached his cock, erect from the stimulation. She caressed it with her hand and then her tongue extended out, long enough to wrap around his whole cock.

Gangalf had never thought it was possible to get a tonguejob, but the evidence was right before him, her tongue moved up and down and the tip prodded the hole at the end of his cock. Less than a minute of stroking and poking him passed before he orgasmed, scattering his semen on this woman, the walls of flesh and herself.

“Ahh, this tastes so good.” The Sandworm licked the semen that got on his body off. “I don’t want to waste a single drop.” Something about the way she licked him was adorable and he couldn’t resist reaching out to pet her head. She closed her eyes in bliss at his touch. “Ahh, pet me more.” She grabbed his other hand and started sucking on his fingers, her whole tongue sticking out to wrap around his hand. “Oh, my. You’ve gotten hard again. Now we’re going to make a baby. Isn’t it a good idea?”

“I think it’s a great idea” said Gangalf who maneuvered his cock to insert into her pussy.

“You’re so sweet.” She engulfed his cock in her hot pussy. “Ohh, this hardness and thickness. It looked so good when I watched mother and father, but I didn’t think it would be this good.” Gangalf grabbed her hips and started shaking them with his thrusts.

The squishing sounds of her vaginal walls rubbing against his cock and his head is filled with a pleasant, mesmerizing feeling. Drooling in ecstasy, Gangalf gave her a mighty creampie, filling her womb with his cum.

After receiving his semen, the Sandworm laid on top of his body. “Your orgasms are so strong. I can feel my womb quiver.”

“I want more. I want to cum in your pussy.” Gangalf said in a daze. She stared at him with rapt attention, shaking her hips on top of him, roughly stimulating his sensitive cock. The mixture of their genital fluids made lewd squishing sounds echo throughout their chamber. Gangalf is left unable to form a proper sentence, he can’t do anything but gasp and sputter.

The Sandworm leaned over, burying his head in her cleavage and wrapped her arms around him. “A-again… let it out… more much more.” Gangalf released again, making the Sandworms eyes glaze over at the feel of another creampie. He felt her pussy convulse and squeeze tighter than ever and fluid to spray out of her pussy to coat his lower body. “Not yet… you can’t be satisfied yet. Pump more into my womb!” Although still trembling from the lingering taste of orgasm, the Sandworm persistently moves her hips and her vaginal wall squirm with vigor. He hadn’t even finished ejaculating, but that doesn’t stop her from intensely stroking his erection from base to tip without pause.

“Haaah. If you keep this up… go-going to cum again."

“That’s right. Just like that. Cum more and more. Fill me up!” They both felt his cock twitch in her pussy. The Sandworm’s pussy switched between contracting and loosening as he gives her a third creampie. There’s so much cum already inside her that the latest climax overflows and paints the area where they are connected white. Even so, his cock keeps throbbing and the force of his ejaculations isn’t subsiding.

The Sandworm collapses onto him, her embrace shifting from an orgasmic squeeze to a gentle cuddle. “Will you really become my husband.” Gangalf smiled and kissed her, giving a better answer than any words. “We should go to the surface and show everyone else our love.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:02:41 2021 No.32737450 >>32736403 Gonna get stronk so I can princess carry my big wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:06:29 2021 No.32737537 >>32737450 That’s fine, but don’t forget Amazons expect house husbands as well. Do males have to do anything to make naked apron work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:07:06 2021 No.32737553 File: 3.46 MB, 769x432, reverse reverse princess carry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32737450 YES!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:07:09 2021 No.32737555 >>32737537 Just make a hole down there for your guy to poke out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:08:52 2021 No.32737602 >>32737555 But what about splatter when I’m frying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:11:49 2021 No.32737672 If Hellhound/Anubis paws smell like corn chips I’m dropping the entire canine family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:13:11 2021 No.32737711 >>32737672 Why would hellhound paws smell like corn chip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:14:15 2021 No.32737745 >>32737672 Just wash them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:14:38 2021 No.32737755 >>32737602 Cover it with a zip-able sausage pocket then

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:15:01 2021 No.32737763 >>32737293 >>32737311 Sad pig noises about the dead porcers. Hopefully they got an orc shaman to resurrect them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:15:40 2021 No.32737778 >>32737711 Ate too much beef nachos with salsa and sour cream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:18:52 2021 No.32737843 on average, the common human male fellates 8 spiders in their sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:19:21 2021 No.32737851 File: 1.14 MB, 1392x922, 1603837389272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32737136 true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:20:51 2021 No.32737881 >>32737843 Every day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:23:31 2021 No.32737943 >>32737843 >fellates

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:27:30 2021 No.32738037 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, Barking Orders.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32724333 >Get back to work you bald, faceless laborers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:29:59 2021 No.32738095 >>32738037 ! !

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:31:09 2021 No.32738120 >>32737943 what? you don't mouth massage your ushi wife's spinneret? they can get quite sore, or so I have heard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:31:27 2021 No.32738134 >>32738095 ? ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:31:34 2021 No.32738137 File: 730 KB, 1453x887, 1598997051510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch fluffy ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:32:34 2021 No.32738155 >>32738120 It's cunnilingus. Fellating is sucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:33:57 2021 No.32738194 File: 746 KB, 2894x4093, mrnuggtj7z651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32738137 Yes. Pet her cheeks too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:34:21 2021 No.32738211 File: 223 KB, 724x521, 1512071429901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32738137 Whoops!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:34:47 2021 No.32738228 >>32738155 have you ever looked at a spinneret? they are very phallic-looking organs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:34:50 2021 No.32738230 >>32724333 Anubis is 100% the type of cop to give you a ticket for jaywalking at 3am when there are no cars around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:36:20 2021 No.32738260 >>32738228 Why would you want to put your mouth near phallic-looking organs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:41:05 2021 No.32738394 >>32738260 ts should be the duty of every husband to pleasure their wife whichever way is most fit at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:42:28 2021 No.32738422 >>32738260 and yet I yearn for thick and powerful tails

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:42:54 2021 No.32738435 >>32738211 is this gore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:45:02 2021 No.32738486 File: 1004 KB, 1639x1678, peuGLgAG_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32738260 There's just something about spade tails that makes me wanna nibble them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:45:52 2021 No.32738512 >>32738435 brain fondling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:47:06 2021 No.32738543 >>32738512 see also; slime core fondling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 00:52:56 2021 No.32738672 >>32738260 Because half the posters here are alps-in-denial

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:01:10 2021 No.32738888 >>32738230 Schedule dog must be strict after all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:02:12 2021 No.32738914 >>32738211 Ah... so that's how you become a pseudo-mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:02:52 2021 No.32738931 >>32736623 cursed flames

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:03:13 2021 No.32738945 >>32738486 Their sensitivity?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:05:25 2021 No.32738990 File: 420 KB, 1500x1500, 2d19e7f1-a61d-4268-8097-8963e2cd186d_1.487b025a3b8f24828ce2c84ae0482740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>32738543 Would a slime melt like water if I brush its core with one of these?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:07:04 2021 No.32739039 >>32738990 this kills the slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:08:25 2021 No.32739075 >>32738990 This image triggered memories of very foolish experiments

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:09:33 2021 No.32739101 >>32738486 Succ tails are an erogenous zone, after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:11:10 2021 No.32739144 >>32738945 That's a bonus, but ultimately I just like toying with things in/with my mouth, and they look particularly fun to toy with.

Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:11:30 2021 No.32739150
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Reminder that shortstacks get aroused just from being in close proximity to human boys much taller than them. Stand close to them long enough, and they'll cum from the slightest stimulation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:13:07 2021 No.32739188 >>327390775 I remember getting a rugburn. Ouch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:13:16 2021 No.32739195 >>32738990 They might be too sludgy for it to rotate properly but i'm certainly experimenting. When she's not experimenting on me, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:14:21 2021 No.32739225 >>32738990 You'll be restrained and milked as revenge once she regains herself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:14:32 2021 No.32739227 >>32739150 What if you're a manlet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:15:20 2021 No.32739250 >>32739150 shortstack breasts are made for instant loss paizuri

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:15:33 2021 No.32739258 >>32739075 What kind of experiments anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:16:14 2021 No.32739279 >>32739227 Bullied while your face somehow ends up trapped in their breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:16:35 2021 No.32739285 >>32739188 Time-traveler anon ! ? ! ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:16:50 2021 No.32739291 >>32739258 Brushes don't belong on sensitive male spots

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:17:58 2021 No.32739315 >>32739150 sauce? google image search doesn't function very well on colorless images

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:19:56 2021 No.32739364 >>32739315 that's why multiple image searches exist. https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1611641490962.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:21:50 2021 No.32739414 >>32739291 The bristles needs to be smooth like make-up or watercolor brushes. Also, you'd need something to lube it up, which is very convenient to get if you have a slime wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:22:28 2021 No.32739427 Sabbath branch throwing a birthday party for their Bapho in [Your] house with [You] being notified last (i.e. on arrival).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:22:47 2021 No.32739433 >>32739364 well, fuck me sideways. i thought saucenao only worked with doujinshis/manga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:25:09 2021 No.32739486 >>32739433 >well, fuck me sideways Stop giving monster girls new ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:36:02 2021 No.32739716 >>32739250 I need this for smug shortstacks. They need to learn their place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:37:08 2021 No.32739746 >>32739427 its actually a gender reveal party, but you didn't know because you unconsciously disliked pregnant bellies and weird bapho magikz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:39:27 2021 No.32739799 >>32739486 Isn't that just a normal handjob while she hugs you from the side?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:40:25 2021 No.32739817 File: 749 KB, 1200x1600, 1500298641028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so glad you came for dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:44:12 2021 No.32739901 >>32739799 nah, sideways are only for mindflayer earfucking

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