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>> No.32774963

>>32774913
You

>> No.32774979

>>32774913
Owls are Owlev

>> No.32774985

>>32774913
Fluffy owls are for snuggling in forgotten corners of the library!

>> No.32775075

>>32774837
Oh it totally was, and there's no chance any like big budget game is gonna get made around monster girl rape I understand, but still the pixel stuff was all nice. Good feet scenes too which I liked.

>> No.32775086

>>32774913
Whom?

>> No.32775392
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>>32774913

>> No.32775410

>When possession via ghost or spirit works like parasite slimes.

>> No.32775470

>>32774913
jub jubs are better

>> No.32775493
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You have aroused me too soon!

>> No.32775632
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>> No.32775634

>>32775392
I want that brown one.

>> No.32775764

>Adopted by a Pharaoh
>Assigned an Anubis as an assistant/bodyguard
>She insists on going everywhere with you, including into the bath and to bed
>Any parent or teacher who complains is swiftly and quietly relocated
>She catches you masturbating for the first time one day and grabs your dick, forcing you to walk with her like that to where your mother is
>Your mother chuckles and says that she's glad to see you're developing into a young man, and that your assistant will handle your ejaculations from now on
>The Anubis looks at you with a look that you've never seen before, one that frightens you a little, one you can only describe as predatory

>> No.32775940

>>32775410
I'm a bit curious if demonic possession is still a thing too. There's those inma tails but it's not quite the same.

>> No.32776069

>>32775632
That's more a clank than a clack

>> No.32776128

>>32775632
I haven't been around in a while, where did this meme come from/how long ago did it start?

>> No.32776135

>>32775764
I'd rather my Pharaoh momster take care of my ejaculations. Or both. Both is good too.

>> No.32776163
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32776163

do you think mafia mgs hide their job from their husbands? or try do they try to include him in?

>> No.32776293

>>32775940
I imagine so.
Although it then becomes a question of what happens to the girl who is possessed by the ghost/demon.

Do they become a copy of the monster that possessed them? (IE: Becoming a demon or ghost?) or do they become generic succubi?

I imagine that they would probably become a demi-human/succubi offshoot where those that were possessed by ghosts get red eyes and deathly pale skin while the ghost follows/floats behind them now that they've turned while demon possessed also get the glowing eyes but also probably vestigial horns and the like.

>> No.32776304

Getting raped by a monster is terrifying because the average human can't escape ANY monster without monster-level strength.
Is monster-level strength achievable natty?

>> No.32776354

>>32776304
You can with GOMAD (Gallon of mana a day).

>> No.32776560

>>32775940
>Occasionally Weirdboy Warpheadz (who have become addicted to the warp and reckless in the use of their psychic powers) become possessed by daemons. This happens because the Weirdboy as a natural conduit for warp energy when he uses his power and a daemon can be sucked into him from the Warp together with pure warp energy. However this does not result in daemonic possession of the same kind as would occur in a Human psyker. The Ork personality and soul are much more robust and resistant. Orks are resolute and self-knowing and there is almost no weakness in their minds for a daemon to exploit in order to manipulate the host. The daemon is therefore unable to take control and is effectively imprisoned within the Weirdboy with the result that the Weirdboy becomes greatly enhanced. The cost to the Weirdboy is a form of mania in which he appears to be constantly arguing with himself while his mind disputes with the daemonic prisoner within him. The result is a confused Weirdboy almost ecstatic with power, sharing his body with a daemon who is very disenchanted with the situation and prone to outbursts of frustrated wailing. Such possessed Weirdboyz are very rare, and usually keep themselves to themselves or are avoided by other Orks. Like other Warpheadz the Possessed Weirdboy does not need Minderz because he actually enjoys using his powers, but unlike ordinary Warpheadz he has no Madboy followers. This is because the Madboyz, in their intuitively accurate way, recognise the daemonic presence in the Warphead and avoid him. Being less psychically attuned, Gretchin and Snotlings are quite willing to serve the Warphead and soon become used to his endless conversations with himself, inexplicable poltergeist activity, and occasional outbursts of daemonic wailing.

>> No.32776694

>>32775940
>curious farm girl accidentally summons demon
>doesn't fully manifest, just haunting the house and whispering into her ear
>poltergeist activity is limited to the demon flipping her skirt near the girl's crush and leaving erotic fanfiction of the two of them where the girl will find it

>> No.32776719

>>32776354
Where do you find gallons of mana? Is monster vaginal fluids check full of it? Do I have to drink gallons of salty, smelly, pearly-white monster girl vaginal cum to make monsters not rape me?

>> No.32776729

>>32776560
So Anon.
Is there a reason why you're just quoting ork lore?

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>>32776560

>> No.32776787

>>32776560
?

>> No.32776978
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If you marry Druella she will wear a wedding dress that she had knitted herself. She will also insist that you wear wedding clothing she had made for you.

>> No.32777140

>>32776978
but it's just a bowtie

>> No.32777217
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Guys, I think something's up with my harpy. Sometimes, when she gets really excited while we cuddle, my clothes ignite. Just the other day, as we were gazing into the eyes of each other, my eyes started bleeding. Also, ever since our last love-making session my skin has a slight radiance too it, and flowers have started lightly humming as I walk past. Am I allergic to bird dandruff or something?

>> No.32777232
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White Horn's cocoa cart, a big hit on the streets of Winterstown!

>> No.32777275

>>32777217
Anon, I'm pretty sure you're dating a phoenix. Completely normal, I assure you.

>> No.32777302
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>>32776978
Bullshit, Druella can't knit, tailor, or seamstress in any capacity!

>> No.32777419

>>32777140
And a cock-hammock, to cover the cock and balls so monsters don’t steal Druella’s groom after the sight of such a lewd breeding tool. Druella stays single because monsters keep stealing her boyfriends, plus she’s too daft to consider losing her and his virginities.

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>>32776293
I want to know what happens to a girl who gets possessed by a ghost with a lot of "ectoplasm." Does her body physically change to contain all that spiritual energy?

>> No.32777822
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>>32777302
Read WGS2
Druella makes the "Lilim Cloth" which is a very high level and rare magical cloak. Almost every such cloak in Lescatie was made by Druella.

>> No.32777866

>>32777709
I imagine so, although it'll probably take a little bit to kick in depending on the spirits 'strength'.
Which means she may start going titcow or getting broodmother hips after a few weeks.

>> No.32777924

>>32776719
Mana can be condensed from the atmosphere into a liquid form, distilled from any water source in the demon realm or chugged straight from the tap If you don't like the taste of demon cum, you can always ask a mino for some milk

>> No.32778014

>>32777822
Doesn't look that bad considering druellas fashion sense.

>> No.32778421

>>32777866
>"E-everything okay, Anna. You look a little...different."
>anon looks at his formerly rail-thin childhood friend who now has a plump, curvaceous body that makes her look like she's built for popping out quadruplets
>"I don't know what you talking about, Anon. I'm just as I've always been."

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>>32777709
This too explains girls possessed of the holy spirit

>> No.32778605

>>32778421
>None of her old clothes really fit but she thinks its more that they've shrunk in the wash or are just old instead of her growing.
>Always has this little inner voice telling her to kiss/hug/breath deep of Anons sent or even something lewder.
>All while she starts turning paler and feels colder.

>> No.32778662
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>>32778526
Why is the holy spirit so thicc?

>> No.32778821

>>32778662
Immense amounts of faith.
Angelic possession/visions can really help a girl display those acts of faith.

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>>32778526
>>32778662
Those are obviously succubi in disguise.

>> No.32779242

>>32777709
all the extra volume will accumulate in their chest region, gahi-chan style!

>> No.32779309
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It can be dangerous for unmarried men living in monster territory to go outside with all those thirsty monsters at every corner.
Fortunately, succubus knights are always happy to escort a bachelor in need.

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>>32779234
How dare you even suggest such a thing!

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>>32779396
You can't hide the succ.

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>>32779494
Where's my bound succubus nun story where the strapping and virile young man charms her so hard her true nature breaks through?

>> No.32779711
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Meanwhile, demons.
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1266459336143810560

>> No.32780229

>>32775470
jubjubs are dumb. Owls superior

>> No.32780363

>>32775410
What happens when a ghost posseses her original skeleton?

>> No.32780708

>>32779309

Wow, such a nice group of ladies these succs are. I should invite a big group of them into my house for a friendly dinner as thanks

>> No.32780760

I want sons. Not daughters. Teenage daughters are extremely dominant and have issues if they aren’t groomed plus they’re 100% okay with rape when they’re going through puberty. With having a son, you can teach him to be a gentleman and not act retarded and not behave pervertedly like the girls.

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Man this game is hard.

>> No.32780954
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>>32779309
No need to worry. I never go crusading without my alp squire. Always good to have someone who can help sheathe your long sword, if you know what I mean.

>> No.32780998

>>32780363
She forms a body that looks like her old form with ectoplasm filling in the gaps.

>> No.32781039

>>32776163
What is there to hide? She’s a legitimate businesswoman with things to do, people to see, and places to be.

>> No.32781098

>>32780760
Even then you still won't be safe, anon
>gets a son
>alps

>> No.32781099

>>32780851
Just learn to counter.
Her tits are her weakpoint

>> No.32781181

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that your automaton is tracking you whenever you're in her line of sight.
Which means she notices if your gaze is lingering on the 'something' of another girl.

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Cunny!

>> No.32781232

>>32781203
>Misery got the least fucking time out of all of them

It's not fair

>> No.32781411

>>32781181
>catches you staring at holst tits
>you don't notice the huge purchase made with your credit card until a pair of weapons-grade calcium cannons show up in the mail
The modability of automatons is both terrifying and arousing.

>> No.32781626

>>32781098
Alps are a good loophole to dynasties though. They can claim both gender’s rights and can birth sons with the same legitimacy as if it was your son that fathered it.

>> No.32781717

>>32781411
Its one of their best parts.

>> No.32781855
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Everyone is for some reason suspicious of my new court mage. She has been nothing but helpful and pleasant to deal with, I have utmost trust in her.

>> No.32781857

>>32781626
>alps
>can birth sons
Unless the DL finished building up enough mana, only thing you're getting out of an alp are more succs.

>> No.32781923

>>32781855
I'm sure she won't do anything untowards like make homunculi kids and try to overthrow the king.

>> No.32781961

>>32781626
pretty much.
also, be sure to fuck your son often to keep your lineage extra pure!

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>>32779667
>
https://pastebin.com/dHhbTkXT
This one?

>> No.32783202

How would monster girls react to the anime "Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai?" Is that why they attacked Lescatie?

>> No.32783478

>>32781232
You could say it's... miserable.

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>>32783478
All I want is a huge big tiddie elf with big wide hips and pale skin. Actually, literal white skin if possible rather than just pale.

>> No.32783698
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The supremely awkward moment when the most stereotypical looking arch demon or even Druella herself has her husband's normie parents/relatives over for a dinner inside her ominous looking palace.

>> No.32783762

>>32783698
>"Why's everything black and covered in red eyes?"

>> No.32783914

>>32783698
why are monster girls soo dumb?
the extremists want to bring monster love to all of humanity, am I correct?
why then, do they create such hostile infrastructure? those spikes cant be safe!
seriously, how many younglings did those angles already murder?

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>>32783698
I bet Druella wears super frilly dresses that are the exact opposite of how she appears in public and gets super embarrassed by it. I'd try and snap of picture of it to show her extremist followers.

>> No.32784273

I think I'm in love with Griffon and she didn't even rape me yet.

>> No.32784498

>>32775764
I wonder what schedule-dog will write in her timetable. Something like
8AM: Wake up anon
8AM-9AM: Private energy "breakfast"

>> No.32784679

>>32783698
Druella milkies warm and tasty
Druella milkies please be hasty

>> No.32784712

>>32779309
I wonder if i can get a dark brave escort instead.

>> No.32785362

>>32780954
did they comfirm thats an alp?

>> No.32785464

shark nuns

>> No.32785467

>>32785362
The classes are title that both men and females can use, its just that there are alps in there as much as there are regular incubi
Whether the profile pic is an alp or not is never comfirmed, people just want it to be,

>> No.32785571

>>32785467
Personally, i heacannon that out
no need for alps in my stuff

>> No.32785573

>>32785467
>people
they are not people

>> No.32785630

>>32785573
Then what are they?

>> No.32785693

>>32785630
Gods.

>> No.32785705

>>32781203
How I wish the VN were translated. Vanilla dark elf impregnation.

>> No.32785731

>>32785362
If it doesn't have the male and female symbols, it's probably not an alp.

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>> No.32785797
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The tubby onee-san body type is the best for Monster Girls.

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>"Demonic Musket" is a relatively new weapon associated with a magic weapon called "gun",

>> No.32785853

>>32785824
Finally, a way to get back at those bully martial Mamonos.

>> No.32785874

>>32785824
nuclear weapon mamono when?

>> No.32785875

>>32785824
Not enough gun, boya

>> No.32785905

>>32785824
Is that actualy what it says?
That sounds like that "for his neutral special, he uses a gun" meme

>> No.32785970

>>32780708
Anon no! They'll instantly take the payment fee for their escort if you do that!

>> No.32786105

>>32785905
■ Review of the Monster's Musketeers
>"Demonic Musket" is a relatively new weapon associated with a magic weapon called "gun", which hits the opponent with a magic bullet from a cylindrical trunk. It is assumed that those who have the equivalent status to the Dark Knight, will participate in the most elegant martial art in Leskatia, certainly seeking to get a man. A sniper with a cannon targets enemies from afar, shoots sharply and at the same time remains less visible compared to magic. Having a good overwatch on the battlefield, the musketeers can brilliantly click out enemies at a distance and only because of one information about their presence on the battlefield the enemy can begin to hesitate, due to fear of being shot down. Demonic hands have a magnificent and stylish appearance - these are people who have long been asking fashion in Leskatia. The demoniac kingdom musketeers have an intensified view and an expanded field of vision, with their help they are looking to the sides, fighting on the battlefield. Among them, it is considered a virtue to count the actions ahead of time, demonstrating amiable and gentlemanly behavior for all. The same applies to human men: even when faced with the enemy, they respectfully treat the men who were taken prisoner, and invite them to bed as if to accompany them.

■ Demonic Musketeers in battle
>Leaving the battle at the front to the Demonic Knights and Demonic warriors, the musketeers move away from the battle to fire from a distance - this is their way of fighting directed at the enemies. Using a cannon that can attack from afar, you can take dangerous enemies out of the battle before they approach your allies, if you possess it admirably. In addition, in addition to normal attacks, you can also shoot magic bullets with various magical effects, helping demonic knights fighting on the front line of the front to get men is one of their main tasks.

The "muskets" they use require certain skills to inflict magical powers on bullets, but if such a bullet is already created, even those who are not trained in shooting or are not prepared to use strong magic can make a strong attack. This is one of the features of this weapon. Nevertheless, training and experience are required to improve the accuracy of the hits. In addition, when you fight a skillful person, even if you score on the attack range, he can still evade or hide behind the shot. Some are even capable of cutting a bullet through their sword. If you attack the enemy directly, you can not compete with the overwhelming firepower of an experienced master. To get a bullet into such an opponent, you also need a good aiming, but more importantly - to find a moment when the bullet can hit it. Therefore, the main thing for the Dark Musketeers is the ability to observe and, in order to catch a moment for a shot, they are accustomed to follow every movement of a man fighting. Because they are still monsters, then, while watching people, musketeers start to look at them from a sexual point of view, with amazement noticing that they look tasty, especially if the person is sympathetic to them and is strong. The Musketeers, for whom tracking has also become a "habit", despite his gentlemanly behavior, the view of a loved one is always filled with lust, as if they are obscenely licking it. There are many men who are excited from this.

>> No.32786117
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Is it possible to recruit a vampire to my party or are just dhampirs recruitable?

>> No.32786127

What if musket is actually a mimic?

>> No.32786149

What if vampire maids

>> No.32786297

What if bees

>> No.32786346

What is love
kiki don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

>> No.32786359
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Would be cool if we had wurms doing creative stuff

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What if Ushi

>> No.32786411

>>32786359
Like with crayons and things?
>>32786374
Much fluff

>> No.32786419

>>32785797
Correct
I wanna bury my face in there

>> No.32786473

>>32785785
This picture hurts me on a level I don't understand.

>> No.32786539

>>32785797
Fit and slim onee-chan is the best one.

>> No.32786555

I wish I could fuck bees. It's hip, after all.

>> No.32786561

Wasps > bees

>> No.32786565

>>32786411
Nay I was thinking doing something that takes dexterity, like stonework
Imagine using them claws to make cool stone statues

>> No.32786581

>>32786565
>cool stone statues
of cocks

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Imagine dragons

>> No.32786655

>>32786565
I'm sure Wurms sculpt many things in their burrows

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>>32785797
Gonna pinch her chub, and she can't stop me.

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>be incubus
>chained up in the basement of a church because some Order nun thinks she can purify you
>she slapped a sacred cock-ring on your junk that she claims will cleanse all taint from sinful your body
>you watch her panic as your half-chub causes it to start cracking
Nuns should just give in and be monsterized.

>> No.32786943

milking hand jobs from your shoggy maid

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>>32786807
So many delightful ideas on how she corrupts! My favorite corruption scenario.

>> No.32786987

no shogs allowed

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>> No.32787066

Where is centaur babby formed? In the woman part or the horse part?

>> No.32787076

>>32787066
Yes.

>> No.32787089

What if you came inside a Shog so hard, she briefly lost her maid form and turned into a writhing puddle of goo for about a minute or so?

>> No.32787166

>>32787089
then you both would have collapsed from the pleasure

>> No.32787281

Donate your cum to succubi in need by cumming inside them

>> No.32787330

>>32787281
only if they have big majestic wings and a fat spade

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>2016
Fucking hell, took me long enough to notice her, but better late than never, I suppose.

>> No.32787350
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32787350

Shog houses are nice but an entire spirit realm of pure shog is better. Your wife would literally be your world.

>> No.32787357

>>32786674
Chub shouldn't be pinched

Grope it

>> No.32787611

>>32781203
I would impregnate this elf loli.

>> No.32787621

>>32787350
>Your wife would literally be your world.
But she's already my world.

>> No.32787661
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>>32785824
I wonder how an Automaton's mana blaster compares to a demonic musket.

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>>32786117
Dhampirs would be a better fit for the whole adventuring thing, but who knows.

>> No.32787862

>>32787764
Just imagined a dhampir spamming that Alucard backdash to move faster for no real reason
>*fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh**fshh*

>> No.32787925

>>32787862
Her dad always shows up after the entrance hall to confiscate all her equipment, until she learns to behave herself.

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32787956

When is someone going to tell hellhound-chan that halloween is over and she can put the skeletons away

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>>32786987

>> No.32788099

>>32787925
That has to be awkward when that happens and her husband is there

>> No.32788133
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32788133

>>32786807
Something like this, but with a haughty younger soon-to-be dark mage sorceress. Basically capturing me because she wants to become immortal and powerful.

>> No.32788195

I will now tell you an epic tale for the ages

>there was was a farmer
>he wanted to sell potato's
>So he went to the local lord for a mechant permit
>[SCENE MISSING]
>Farmer now controls the vegatable market with his tanuki wife

>> No.32788360

Imagine working in a monster led casino
>Getting teased by mad hatter dealers
>Having to remove creeping coins from slot machines
>having to take the excess profit in coin for to the dragon boss

>> No.32788415

>>32788195
>there was was a farmer
>he wanted to sell potatoes, tomatoes or really any kind of vegetable
>his harvest failed twice in a row
>he had almost no money and no crops to sell
>So he went to the local lord to seek advice
>Local lord told the farmer to put rune stones all around his property
>farmer did as he was told and waited for the next harvest
>and then strange comet came crashing down on his fields
>even though it didn't really solve the harvest problem farmer was satisfied with his new shog wife
>moral of the story: shog

>> No.32788529

>>32788195
question
how did he manage to meet a tanuki, marry her, and dominate the markit all in one scene?

>> No.32788568

>>32788529
With the power of /biz/
>>32787956
I wanna smooch Hellie-chan

>> No.32788599

>>32788062
>your wife is shog
>your concubines are shog
>your bed is shog
>your entire house is shog
Just imagine marrying a queen shoggoth.

>> No.32788711

>>32788599
no tkx

>> No.32788721

A fun story would be if a there was a mastermind behind a plot and it was a monster no one suspects
Like imagine a hobgoblin pulling of a master grade bank heist and everyone was thinking one of the more brainy monsters did it.

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32788976

Are there certain monsters that eat gems or the like? I'm imagining a wurm or something sucking on a big fancy mana crystal like it was candy.

>> No.32788996

>>32787956
when is hellhound-chan going to take me to her rape cave/wolf den with a heap of furs for a bed?

>> No.32789038

>>32787661
What a lewd robot! She's not even wearing panties, much less a skirt!

>> No.32789080

>>32789038
lewd kuu robots are my fetish

>> No.32789088

>>32787661
All I know is that Authomaton's titties are smaller than Dark Musketeer's

>> No.32789089
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32789089

>>32774913
A Monstergirl who is still single gets to have an easily acquired husband/boyfriend. But it's a Draw-Girl-Call-It-Boy trap/Femboy. How would a Monstergirl react to having such a husband/boyfriend?

Though I guess the more dominant and aggressive monstergirls like Hellhounds and Manticores would love it?

>> No.32789146

>>32789089
How would you react if you were forced to stay on reddit and never come here again?

>> No.32789372
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32789372

What is it that makes wolfus more than just big doggos?

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>>32787349
>enter the giffon lair
>"Not so smart of You to come steal the treasure guarded by me, human"
>voice comes from the shadows behind the heap of gold, where two golden points are staring at You
>"Treasure I've came to claim is unguarded, yet it's worth more than whole gold of this world."
>present a red rose towards the griffin
>"I seek the treasure of Your heart my lady, and I won't back down till I can become it's guardian. Allow me to watch over Your beauty forevermore."

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>>32789372
It is impossible to describe what is... necessary... to those who do not know what Horo means. Horo... Horo has a face, and you must make a friend of Horo.

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>>32776128
>anon once got a boner from klk clacks
>got into monstergirls
>sees monstergirls with big clacks
>shares with us

idk probably something like this

>> No.32789741

Automaton animations is what I dream of

>> No.32789899
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32789899

Imagine a threesome with two p'orcers. One riding your dick cowgirl style, another grinding her p'orc pussy on your face

>> No.32789957

>>32789899
It would taste like some juicy bacon for sure

>> No.32789993

>>32789899
Any of them but h'orc are absolutely disgusting and I would never.

>> No.32790017

>>32789899
Alright, now what?

>> No.32790018

>>32789423
>you enter the giffon lair
>then you enter the griffon because she pounces on you and rapes you

>> No.32790123

>>32789957
Very juicy, delicious bacon

>>32789993
If you go h'orc, you get p'orc. It's not up for debate

>>32790017
You breed them

>> No.32790133

>>32790018
>"My lady... I'm so glad... You feel for me as strong as... I do for You..."
>present broken rose
>"Be the guardian... of my heart..."
Honestly if You don't make Your wife go "kyaaaa" before all the wedding rape, why even bother? You might as well go lie down in a forest and wait till some common blue slime claims You.

>> No.32790178

>>32790123
>breed them
Very good. We're going to need a stronghold though.

>> No.32790278

Who here is ready to slap some single hellhounds ass and run like the wind to give ya waifu the thrill of the hunt

>> No.32790355

>>32790278
I'm way too lazy.

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>>32790178
How would you setup your stronghold?
How would it be built?

I personally would take an approach to how the orcs in Skyrim do it. A longhouse and some smaller huts walled off with palisade, but with my own twist on it. In the longhouse itself, there'd be a main chamber which combines the dining, kitchen, and living area. Then there'd be private bedrooms for each of the wives. Then the chief's bedroom, aka the breeding chamber. A large cellar for storage. Then outside you've got the blacksmith's hut, mage's hut, alchemist's hut, butcher's hut, and a small farm. The idea is to be somewhat self-sufficient. If there's ever a bad harvest or hunting has gone poorly, they raid the nearby towns and villages for food and supplies. As the tribe grows in numbers, more huts for your daughteru's are constructed and the walls expand

>> No.32790426

>>32790410
Step 1: find a ready-made stronghold
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

>> No.32790567

>>32790410
>Skyrim orc longhouse
Trash tier. I would have a fortress with multi-tiered walls, opulent riches strewn about, a gilded tower with balcony perfect for taunting attackers and bound dragons that can only breath fire till they learn to behave themselves

>> No.32790596

>>32790133
>make Your wife go "kyaaaa" before all the wedding rape
True enough. It's especially satisfying to do that to prideful girls like griffon

>> No.32790617

>>32790567
What can I say. I'm just a simple man that wants a simple, quiet life with his p'orcers

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>>32790617
Well i hope you enjoy visiting giants

>> No.32791068

Are official Order soldier uniforms a very researched piece of fetish equipment? Like a very expensive sexy cop outfit? I would imagine the more extremist mamonos getting super excited stuffing their husbands inside the suit and breaking it in during holy warrior/paladin corruption roleplay

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>>32791068
Indeed. Moreover - statistic proved that over 92% of single mamono have severe paladin fetish, which includes incredible lust wave in response to:
>Profound statements
>Denseness
>Old-school romantism
>Reciting poetry
>Idealism
>Plate armour
>Order insignia and emblems
>White, gold and light blue colored clothing
>Men with combat training
>Displays of Chivalry
>Cheesy love songs
In fact the Institute of Sexual Health of Demon Realm assumes that every unmarried mamono is at least in some way knightsexual.
That's also the cause of all time top selling fetishwear provided by Danuki being consistently Order Plate Armor (coming in modified version with genital area protection removed, and DYI regular version where said part has to be ripped apart first).

>> No.32791738

>>32791068
>not doing monster girl "slaying" roleplay

>> No.32791951

>>32791557
I need that thick Lilim tail wrapped around me

>> No.32792223

>when he first saw her [] he screamed, now it's something he sees as beautiful.

>> No.32792269

>>32792223
>when he first saw her trying to open the fridge door and tearing it out instead, he screamed, now it's something he sees as beautiful.

>> No.32792412

>>32790807
I'll take them if he doesn't want them.

>> No.32792534
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32792534

Impregnate Unicorns.

>> No.32792565

>>32792534
Request denied.

>> No.32792650
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32792650

>>32792565
IMPREGNATE
UNICORNS

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32792765

>>32792223
>when he first saw her tiny print clause in the business deal he signed, he screamed, now it's something he sees as beautiful.

>> No.32792908

>>32792650
Absolutely not.

>> No.32793025
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32793025

>>32792908
U
N
I
C
O
R
N
IMPREGNATE

>> No.32793059

>>32788360
So the slot machines would be rigged to win when creeping coins are in them?

>> No.32793190

>>32791738
>ask your Minotaur girlfriend to do "slaying" roleplay
>she agrees, but keeps giggling when talking about how you overpowered her with your great strength
>tries hard not to burst into laughter when she "begs for mercy" and pretends to be terrified of being penetrated and impregnated by your "enormous human phallus"

>> No.32793228

>>32788360
You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Foolishness about it lying in the middle of the City of Mamono, buried beneath a blood-red cloud. A bright, shining monument luring Order knights to their doom. The world's most famous stars and entertainers were invited to its Grand Opening. An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. The opening was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world... but for all who came to its doors. A chance for anyone to begin again.

>> No.32793373

>>32786674
Give squeeze.

>> No.32793419

>>32792534
What if I impregnate her succubus fiend instead?

>> No.32793465
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32793465

>>32793419
Then you never had the chance to impregnate a Unicorn anyway, heathen.

>> No.32793582

>>32793465
Bicorns are better anyway.
They give better headpats.

>> No.32793748

>>32788133
>Your hands and feet bound by a spell
>short and smug dark mage milking your cock into a huge cauldron with her thighs.

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32793898

>>32793582
Sure she does anon, sure she does.

>> No.32793900

Could a woman become a Lillim?

>> No.32794002

>>32793900
No. Lilims are the born daughters of the Demon Lord. Best a human woman could get is something like an arch-succubus

>> No.32794003

>>32789423
There's something especially sweet (even if a bit cheesy) in courting fierce, arrogant girls like griffons or dragons the old-fashioned way, with roses and poetic compliments.

>> No.32794058

>>32794003
What about rough uncultured girls who eat the roses you bring to her?

>> No.32794061

>>32794003
I know right? That's my fetish.

>> No.32794074

>>32794003
It almost always ends with them flustered and/or confused. And with them in that disarmed state, you can slay them with dick. Pierce their oral, vaginal, and anal cavities with your sword of flesh

>> No.32794084

>>32794058
You just keep the rosy assault until they can't eat any more.

>> No.32794097

>>32793465
That sorceress looks very depraved. Good

>> No.32794121

>>32794002
>>32793900
Didn't the Demon Lord already adopt a human girl + made her a lilim?

>> No.32794211

>>32793025
dumb

>> No.32794236

>>32794074
Then You propose and shower her with affection and cheesy poetry every day.
I wonder if keeping this act would turn her into Eros mamono

>> No.32794264

>>32794121
Yeah, Lilith's panacea can make humans into white inma that have lilim tier power and get adopted by the DL

>> No.32794331
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32794331

>>32794211
It's like you don't want the literally perfect wife and perfect future family or something.

You even get to bully future suitors of your daughter to make sure they aren't sluts trying to Bi-Corn her and your wife would SUPPORT YOU DOING IT!

>> No.32794369

>>32794264
That is one hell of a mommy to get adopted by. Would be impossible to resist those hugs. The momest

>> No.32794380
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32794380

>>32794097
All Magi, Sorcerer's, and Warlocks don't know right from wrong anon. Something to do with all that mana to be certain.

>> No.32794431

>>32794369
I love the mindbreaking Lillim hugs threadcanon.

>> No.32794457

>>32794431
They are dangerous beings for sure.

>> No.32794470
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>>32794380
As a warlock I take offense to that. If I didn't know right from wrong I couldn't willfully wallow in sin and worship Best Goddess.

>> No.32794623
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Elves are for ____

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>> No.32794662

>>32794623
Defiling their sun wells.

>> No.32794711

>>32794623
Breeding

>> No.32794713
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>>32794470
You fell down that hole because you didn't know right from wrong at the start, embracing after you've fallen is meaningless conjecture!

>> No.32794723

>>32794074
Nah, you keep courting them until they give up and in one of their uncharacteristically tender moments pull you into a passionate embrace, covering you with their wings and kissing you lovingly and in general acting like a love-stricken maiden and not a regal/proud/awesome/amazing/strong/wild/fierce/haughty (pick one or several) warrior. Then it's time to deal the finishing blow.

>> No.32794899

>>32794713
This is my fucking dream job right here, holy shit I would wake up at 5am every day just so I can come early and help out with opening and do overtime after the shift is over.
Is there more of that comic?

>> No.32794942

>>32794713
>i will self immolate
fire aura paladin is a thing ya know,i wonder if that kind of thing attracts dragons

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32795044

>>32794623
Its kind of a stark contrast how her classes can go from pure elf maiden to succubus slut

>> No.32795089

>>32795044
>can go from elf slut to succubus slut
Not much of a difference if you ask me

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>> No.32795121

>>32795044
>Lancer Elf
>Summoner succ
>Dragon Knight
>Paladin healer
perfect harem

>> No.32795147

>>32794331
How do you "disengage" from a Glacies? Hair dryer, hot water, add a Yeti to the mix?

>> No.32795213

>>32792223
>when he first saw her HUGE GUTS he screamed, now it's something he sees as beautiful.

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>> No.32795265
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>>32792223
>when he first saw her HUGE FLAMING EYEBROWS he screamed, now it's something he sees as beautiful.

>> No.32795315
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>>32774913

>> No.32795376

>>32795266
That fallen angel looks way to lewd, I wanna cuddle her before fucking her senseless.

>> No.32795398

>>32795266
Something about this makes her feel like a silent hill boss

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>>32778662

>> No.32795495

>>32795427
Church in undead lands is really weird.

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32795500

I want to repopulate caves with a Echidna,or if going the sci-fi route whole planets

>> No.32795544

Would a kiki have a theme song? What would it be?

>> No.32795574

>>32795544
https://youtu.be/01skyPMeeoc

>> No.32795683
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>>32774913

>> No.32795839

>>32795121
>Lancer succ
>Summoner succ
>Succ Knight
>Paladin succ

>> No.32795851

>>32795544
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6b25jn
weird that I cant find this on YouTube

>> No.32795873

>>32795315
Shirohebi is very pretty, almsot hypnotically so, but there's something really unsettling about her

>> No.32796092

>>32795683
She seems really intent on defending her master

>> No.32796284

>>32795105
Uh, guys... somethings wrong with the new shrine maiden.

>> No.32796504

>>32795315
I really do pity the poor soul that had the misfortune of two shirohebi falling in love with him

>> No.32796599

>>32796504
I seek a banner with two snek facing each other

>> No.32796645

>>32796504
I don't think that is even scientifically possible.

>> No.32796748

>>32785785
Is this guy shooting blood for cum? Look at the body pillow and the wastebasket. There’s even some on the magazine.

>> No.32796844

>>32796284
Ponya!

>> No.32796926

>>32776694
That's a cute idea. Maybe it's her from the future

>> No.32797018

>>32777822
>Druella sewed everyones clothes
I never really thought how much of a motherly figure Druella is. It doesn't seem too unusual for extremist demons to secretly pursue domestic pursuits

>> No.32797032

Human men and women are easy to corrupt with demonic energy, but the solution is so simple it flew over everyone's heads, Heroes and Heroines while strong are still human and just as easily corruptable as anyone else, magitech automatons and golems are the perfect tool for monster slaying as they are tireless, strong and impervious to all damage, and most of all incorruptible since they don't have a soul
I'll be marching towards Druella's castle with my automaton army and put an end to this mess once and for all, i will be remembered as the greatest Order inventor and vanquisher of demons

>> No.32797210

>>32797032
Good luck getting swarmed by Your whole army turned into lusty Automatons who are all after Your dick. I doubt anyone would see You ever again.
The only way to defeat monster girls would be to somehow make sex deadly for soldiers of the order, since mamono won't ever try to kill humans.
Other than that - setting favours monsters so heavily, Order can only lose. Magic, physical strength, love - everything is on side of the monster girls.

>> No.32797290

>>32797210
explosive chastity belts

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>> No.32797525

>>32796645
>you have to delicately balance your attention between the two
>or else you get burned by the flame of the one you ignored

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>>32784712
Single Braves probably don't get approached as much as you think because men are either intimidated by their reputations or get snapped up by weaker monstergirls. Good news as you can put out a request for (her) and help her live out her dream of protecting an innocent young man

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>>32774913

>> No.32797919
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Whispers in the woods

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32798291

>>32786117
>>32787764
>Fight your dhampir party members' family
>Get to recruit her full-vamp sister to your party after
>Being exposed to sunlight makes her as weak as a normal human woman
>Still really helpful at night and for dungeoncrawling
>Gets really needy during daytime and demands you spoil her which makes her sister jealous
On the one hand they are extremely powerful but the other hand they become weak in the presence of sunlight. However I'm sure she could find ways around it or she would get used to it over time

>> No.32798372

>>32798291
Obviously she needs to wear a full body latex suit so the sunlight never touches her skin.

>> No.32798398

>>32797919
I don't know why people say this.
I don't hear whispers, just moaning.

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>> No.32798528
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She's really looking to raping your throat with that tongue

>> No.32798553

>>32798528
Messy. My gag reflex is strong.

>> No.32798607

>>32785824
Finally, a way to threaten little girls who solicited on my front porch because I wrecked their power lines and ruined their huge black mass last week

>> No.32798636

>>32798528

What is with this throat-rape shit? I don't see the appeal. However, a nice deep kiss with that tongue would be awesome.

>> No.32798646

>>32796284
I don't know what you're talking about anon, that's the ideal shrine maiden right there.

>> No.32798730

>>32797919
Aw, poor little elf looks lonely.

I'd march through her forest singing like Tom Bombadil and get myself sweet elf waifu to while away the days with...I wonder if elves like fishing?

>> No.32798756

>>32798636
Your mouth only has room so much before that tongue goes down your throat

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>>32790123

What about G'orcs?

>> No.32798780

>>32798730
Sure, fishing is a natural means of obtaining sustenance.

>> No.32798808

>>32798756

Eh, different strokes I guess, just not really a fan sounds uncomfortable and kinda gross.

Her using that thing elsewhere on my body, on the other hand...

>> No.32798825

>>32797868
I mean, if I mark myself as a sidequest, couldn't I get a Paladin-chan and a Dark Brave-chan to fight over me?

>> No.32798848

>>32798756
so much room*

Haku-sensei's gonna rape me isn't she

>> No.32798854
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32798854

>We will raise the minimum wage and will increase it further in mandatory procedures
>However, it's been decided that men will not receive this benefit as we discovered that they're best suited to be sex slav-er-I mean, househusbands and not workers

>> No.32798888

>>32798780

Just imagine sitting out on the lake onna warm summer afternoon, drinking ice-cold beer, listening to the slap of water against the boat, and enjoying the sight of your shapely elf lover lounging across from you, fast asleep in her chair with a magazine over her face to block out the sun

>> No.32798936

>>32798767
>Good artist
>95% of their content is a gross or disturbing niche fetish
Shame how common it is

>> No.32798953

>>32798854

Everyone knows the (((Order))) pushed men into the workplace to drive down domestic wages while undermining the single-income household and the position of Mamano as primary Mana-winner.

>> No.32798978

>>32798936

Never seen anything of theirs except for this cute greenie, what kinda stuff do they do?

>> No.32799046

>>32798936
I don't know what they used to do but 100% of their content for at least a year now has been vanilla or cute solo stuff. The only controversial thing they've done has been feet.

>> No.32799061

>>32798808
tonguejobs are amazing

>> No.32799084

>>32798767
>orcs in general
I'll pass.

>> No.32799130

>>32798854
I just got my patent for a demon silver guillotine. I sure hope it doesn't become immensely popular in the next few months.

>> No.32799170

>>32798854
Being a househusband sounds both very nice and horrible.

>> No.32799244

>>32797290
>smug goat in silly hat casts “Bombs to Biscuits”

>> No.32799269

>>32799170
Why horrible?

>> No.32799289

>>32798825
I can imagine both of them having conflicting opinions on what tour is going to give you the best first impression of the city and seething at each other whenever you aren't looking
>People begin seeing gatherings of a legendary heroine and knightess alongside mana markered anon although isn't aware of that
>Rumours fly about a new elite party forming
>It's just anon's escorts bickering with one another over which restaurants he'll like more

>> No.32799653

>>32799244
belts detect demonic energy and detonate, killing hundreds

>> No.32799771

>>32799289
The only way it would get better is if I attracted the attention of a Succ and a Cupid as well.

>> No.32799859

>>32799771
[excited Bicorn noises]

>> No.32799889

>>32799859
I mean, what self-respecting Dark Brave doesn't have a Bicorn steed to share her future husband with?

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>>32795574
The most perfect and elegant kiki

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I need motivation, but I'd rather just laze around with dead chicks

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Hey guys, just a heads up. If you ever get captured by a dark elf. No matter how pissed off you are about it, never challenge her to "do her worst".

>> No.32800537

>>32798854
>Lose the right to work
>Lose the right to vote
>Become stream thots
>Being easy sluts
Some people here really just want to become woman.

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>Why won't you sell off your GME anon!?

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>>32800537
I didn't ask for this (out loud)

>> No.32800809

>>32800264
whats the worst she can do? pout and whine?

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>>32774913

>> No.32801181

>>32800809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKqT8gtp2Q

>> No.32801213

I think it'd be funny if a female human supremacist who has written a bestselling human supremacist propaganda book which claims humans are the master race were to accidentally monsterize herself (potion, contaminated water, whatever) and then write a new book which this time is a bestselling <her species> supremacist propaganda book which claims <her species> are the master race. The new book wouldn't be promoting monster girls in general. If she were turned into a Large Mouse the new book would be entirely about how large mice are so superior even when compared to other monster girls, as ridiculous as it may sound.

>> No.32801247

>>32800264
>Going into dark elf lands to begin with
Sorry anon, if you’re enough of a retard to get captured you’re likely already going to have her do her worst.

>> No.32801252

Didn't read.
Neck yourself

>> No.32801270

I want to worship a echidna

>> No.32801399

>>32799269
I don't like my autonomy being taken away from m.

>> No.32801466

>>32801399
I don't need autonomy if I can have the love of a dommy mommy

>> No.32801468

>>32801399
You weren't using it anyway.

>> No.32801525

>>32801468
Well I still like having the option of using it.

>> No.32801604

>>32801466
I will never understand the mommy fetish thing.
Demon mommy is where it's at.

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>>32774913

>> No.32801633

>>32792223
I swear I saw this exact text on a futurama video on YouTube
Do mutants count as monster girls?

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>>32801604
It's not a fetish. I have many others that they can exploit, however.

>> No.32801677

Which baphomet would you like to molest when she’s asleep the most?

>> No.32801731

>>32801615
She's looking like a real Russian beauty

>> No.32801816

>>32801615
Adorable and at the same time stately kiki.

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>>32788360
>Anon gets chosen as supervisor for an upcoming poker match his casino is hosting
>There's a certain infamous Inari that always plays at the live poker matches
>She always wins and every casino knows she cheats but they can't bust her because nobody knows how she does it
>Befitting of old and cunning fox emphasis on old
>Match is beginning and right on cue the curviest milf-bodied Inari Anon has ever seen saunters out and 'ufufufus' to her seat
>Fox begins to make gains but also strategically loses small amounts of cash so as to not make anything too obvious
>This goes on for a while until anon begins to feel a creeping suspicion and plunges his hands into her tails
>The sudden groping makes the mature fox woman shriek and then go red in the face as cards fall out of her mofu
>She begins to moan and grind in her seat as anon molests her fluff
>Doesn't even care that the jig is up, she's in her own world at that moment
>Anon stops his administrations and the Inari pouts and gives him a "why did you stop" look before remembering where she is and what just happened
>Inari gets carted off by the security dullahans as anons dragon boss congratulates him and tells him not to leave before he's gotten his 'bonus'
>As the game comes to an end anon gets led to one of the backrooms. When he opens the door he gets greeted by the site of the CC inari tied up and panting on a large bed
>Dullahan security clears out and one nudges anon as she leaves and whispers "we've been forcing her to drink aphrodisiacs and fertility potions for hours, there's some left over for you along with a camera and tripod in one of the drawers if you want more than just memories"
>The Inari is far beyond being able to think but both she and anon know she isn't leaving the casino until she's pregnant with triplets
House always wins

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>>32774913

>> No.32801911

Congratulations Anon, you're the new husband of a trio of Kamaitachi. But something seems off about them...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Roll three times, these girls are your trio. How well do they get along with you and each other?

>> No.32801912
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Y'know, for a monster girl thread there's a very disappointing lack of SMT demons here.

>> No.32801965

>>32801677
Grelia, definitely.

>> No.32801984

>>32801911
>Papillon
>Kamaitachi
>Devil Bug
I.... what.

>> No.32802022

>>32801911
>Werewolf, Cupid, Banshee
I've never gotten along well with dogs, but I suppose the Cupid could fix that, and leave her and I tsundere towards each other. Cupid is one of my favorite species of mamono, and I think they'd all pick up on that early on. Banshee and I would probably jam to some vaporwave, dungeon synth, and symphonic metal pretty often.

>> No.32802033

>>32798854
I'm a human male and I think men shouldn't have voting rights. Our wives know what's best for us.

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>>32801912
Would you?

>> No.32802109

>>32801911
>Umi Osho
>Unagi Joro
>Shog
That's a hell of an odd combo, but I'll take it.

>> No.32802152
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>>32802068
Often

>> No.32802156

>>32802068
Yes
she's just gonna steal my MP though

>> No.32802161

>>32801911
>High Orc
>Creeping Coin
>Dark Valkyrie
Noice, I'm guessing each member takes one role of each of the Kamaitachi?

>> No.32802197

>>32802161
Yep. Which one is which?

>> No.32802231

>>32802156
Level drain is a high class activity.

>> No.32802250

>>32801911
>Tsurara-onna
Nice, nice. She'd probably be the one to initially ambush me. I would say I'd have to get used to the cold, but I'm affectionate and clingy enough as it is, that she'll keep me warm.

>Gazer
Am I a femdom magnet or something? I'm more into submissive girls! Maybe the other two "kamaitachi" will help me subdue her.

>Ittan-momen
Thank RNGesus for granting me one of the greatest mamono in the world! Things are looking much, much better now.

>> No.32802266

>>32794713
>Still has the pens and pocket protector even though he isn't going to take their order
Kek

>> No.32802290

>>32802197
High Orc is the strongest
Creeping Coin is the most dextrous
Dark Valkyrie is the one with the sharpest blades.

>> No.32802365

>>32802250
And to answer which role:

>Gazer for strength (I'm a sucker for the "petite girl with superstrength" trope)
>Ittan-momen for dexterity (The only thing better than a loyal, shapeshifting, silken shikigami is one with the precision and delicacy to enact orders beyond my expectations)
>Tsurara-onna for blades (Maybe her icicles are now ice sickles?)

>> No.32802425

>>32801911
>Titania
>Phantom
>Living Armor
GATTAI WAIFU INCOMING

>> No.32802442 [SPOILER] 
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>>32795266
Say, that angel and nondescript cliff look familiar. I bet the demon is off to side somewhere
>Sis stop squatting with your mouth open like that you're scaring the boys

>> No.32802472

>>32802425
HASHIRIDASHITA
OMOI GA IMA DEMO

>> No.32802516

>>32800743
I'm buying more now that she brought it up.

>> No.32802554

>>32802425
That's a extremely chuuni trio, lucky you.

>> No.32802583

>>32801911
>Nurarihyon
>Barometz
>Mindflayer
My mind is going to be fucked harder than any of these girls ever will be.

>> No.32802608

>>32801911
>Troll
>Sphinx
>Dark Mage
I don't know which one should be the eldest sister, but Sphinx gets the youngest sister spot.

>> No.32802660

>>32801911
>Imouto Dullahan
>JK Owl Mage
>Onee Dragon Zombie

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>>32799889
I dunno, harems can be a fun idea but bicorns don't do much for me. Kind of makes it too easy in my opinion while unintentionally attracting a party of legendary heroines/broodmares seems more natural

Unless you start with the bicorn or any monster with a "Head Wife" personality and go from there to build your own harem, which has it's own appeal

>> No.32802742

>>32801911
got 3 kamaitachi.
what do?

>> No.32802767

>>32798888
She's going to be coming back to the cottage with a swimsuit shaped tan and bare face

>> No.32802788

>>32802742
get those vitality potions ready because you got 9 weasel cunnies to get to work on

>> No.32802821

>>32802726
I like the idea of a Bicorn inserting herself into my relationship and turning it into a harem, while easing the existing girl/girls into it.

>> No.32802854

>>32801911
>Jinko
>Kikimora
>Atlach-Nacha
That's basically three different conflicting personalities. I hope it's a big house

>> No.32802900
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32802900

Regarding kamaitachi, I wonder just how scenarios of them sometimes being a unrelated trio happens if they really are always born as a trio. Like does one trio meet another and sometimes exchange a sister for an unrelated kamaitachi? The profile indicates that sometimes a trio of unrelated ones will fall for the same man while their sisters won't fall for him, implying that their three sets of sisters then each lose one member. Short a member, the three sets of two would then have to try to recruit replacements I guess (potentially from one of the groups of two themselves).

>> No.32802901

>>32802821
>while easing the existing girl/girls into it.
I mean if it's already girls plural you'd think they would be easing the bicorn into it instead

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>>32774913

>> No.32802932

>>32802442
Demons are good girls

>> No.32802941

>>32802901
I wouldn't see it as being more than two girls before a Bicorn's "this man likes harems and simulated cuckquean" sense is set off. My main Bicorn harem fantasy, though, is a Bicorn and a Nurarihyon fight over who can give me a better harem.

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>>32800537

Nah, we just want women to desire us as much as we desire them. The loss of agency isn't the appeal (for me, anyway), its the gain of a woman's desire, affection, and loyalty.

although the subby stuff is pretty awesome lol

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>>32801213

But Anon, they ARE superior.....

>> No.32803018

>>32802990
Fuck, I miss mousefag

>> No.32803032

>>32801832

Based--please continue

>> No.32803045

>>32800537
Posting on 4chan means you willingly surrender any claim to being anything even remotely resembling a man, sweaty.

>> No.32803063

>>32802900
If every Kamaitachi gives birth to three I'm sure it all evens out. They could always add other monster species if they don't have a enough to make a trio
>Younger sisters have to calm their older banshee sister because she doesn't know that cute boy she cut after they ambushed him isn't shivering because of pain

>> No.32803081

>>32802900
I'd imagine its a failsafe in case one of them died or something.
>>32803018
What happened to him?

>> No.32803083

>>32799653
Magic =/= DE
Also it seems like a turbo-retarded idea to make it so your army instantly implodes when the opposition casts any spell at it.
Especially when all that does is make a bit of extra work for the Hel followers.

>> No.32803095

>>32803081
He just up and fucked off one day.

>> No.32803096

>>32802946
>a woman's desire, affection, and loyalty.
If she was giving you those, she would actually want to be a woman for you instead of being an unnatural discount man.

>> No.32803116

>>32803081
>What happened to him?
He died.

>> No.32803133

>>32803095
He literally got doxxed and went full off the grid from shit, you mong.

>> No.32803145

>>32802767

>Swimsuit?

No worries, I like pale girls after they brown up a bit :) perfect combination with beer, pan-fried trout and tartar sauce. May some 'oyster' for dessert...

>> No.32803156

>>32803032
I've never written lewd scenes before so maybe sometime. If anybody else wants to do something with it I don't mind

>> No.32803182

>>32803081
>What happened to him?
According to his friend, died. Obituary and all.
>>32803133
That part was a shitposter claiming he got doxed by furries and refused to specify the reason, I wish it was the case though. Even if shit it'd be better than what happened

>> No.32803188

>>32803096
I'm sure she would post soijacks until you become based enough to browse /pol/ and be a real man tho so no worries

>> No.32803195

>>32803133
what the fuck? who would just dox a random internet mousephile?
the fuck did he do?

>> No.32803208

>>32803145
>:)
You type like a retard and you need to go back.

>> No.32803215

>>32803096

Hehe, don't get too salty, it's all good fun. Besides, it's not like MGE world has much call for actual work. Druella's 'job' consists of being a lewd demon version of that girl in highschool who wanted to play matchmaker all the time. Probably being a house-huaband for her means doing the nations accounts, meeting with your advisors, and commissioning a bed that won't break every three weeks.

>> No.32803224

>>32803182
thank you, my day is ruined

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>>32803182
Well fuck.

>> No.32803243
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>>32803208
>This shit again
Kindly fuck off.

>> No.32803270

>>32803188
Must have really struck a nerve if you go full retard like that.

>> No.32803285

>>32803215
This. You can make money from fucking your wife/wives through mana crystals or whatever they're called, the economy is borderline post-scarcity, and the (((debtors))) just want some fuck.

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>>32774913

>> No.32803308

>>32803156

Please tell me the Casino grants you her indentured servitude contract at least--gotta keep an eye on her, and she IS the mother of your child(ren)...

>> No.32803328

>>32803270
That's not very based of you.

>> No.32803390

I want monster girl slaves!

>> No.32803392

>>32803215
Druella's job consists of being a cunt.

>> No.32803425

>>32803243
I mean, it is an off-putting way to type

>> No.32803462

>>32803392
She can't keep getting away with this
>>32803308
How's that supposed to be a punishment to her?

>> No.32803511

>>32803392
A nice, moist cunt to fill.

>> No.32803567

>>32803285
And that's really unrealistic and actually completely invalidates masculinity as a concept, which is why it attracts so many weak-willed individals who secretly wish to be women

>> No.32803617

>>32803567
The point of the setting is to be unrealistic. It's escapism, not realism. In a world with completely different fundamental structures, the idea of masuclinity would be fundamentally different as well.

>> No.32803743

>>32803617
It's the wrong and unhealthy type of escapism, the type that basically tells you that it's ok to be as unmasculine as possible which leads to all sorts of problems.

>> No.32803814

>>32803743
How are you defining masculine? There are plenty of ways to be a breadwinner in the MGE. Chefs, butchers, artists, mamono realm beast hunters, all are jobs incubi are noted to have.

>> No.32803826

>>32803743
fuck your masculinity my nigga, shits made up

>> No.32803861

>>32803743
Its escapism that delights in being escapism and knows its escapism. Better than going halfway IMO.

>> No.32803882

>>32803814
>but how do you define the obvious thing that everyone is talking about
Oh no, we are NOT doing that shit. Feel free to do more mental gymnastic as well, but I'm not going to participate in this. Judging by the reacting, you know that I'm right anyway.

>> No.32803922

>>32803743
This whole: "My wife won't let me leave the house" thing is just this thread meme my dude.
Setting says there's no emasculating men, they still do manly stuff, go on adventures, make important decisions, run companies and groups, serve in army etc.
It's just that they do it, while having a lot more sex, and their wives always act like newlywed brides with them and cannot cheat on them.
The MGE is not about corruption or emasculating men, or removing responsiblity from everyone and making everything solve itself by fucking all day. Even the most depraved incubus would propably get bored just having sex all day. It's just a world where instead of having sex for 30 minutes every 2 days, You have it for 2-4 hours everyday and You don't have to do shit for Your wife while expecting no affection in return, cause otherwise she'll leave You or cuck You. Everything else is just like this world, except no famines or pointless wars for oil. That's not so bad isn't it?

>> No.32803935

>>32803882
>>32803743
this motherfucker is 100% a /pol/ troll, just ignore him.

>> No.32803952

>>32803882
Just checking if we were on the same page about "masculine" meaning being a provider. In which case I noted that's something a ton of men in the MGE setting do.

>> No.32803989

>>32803182
Oh fug I thought the dox was real and just left. I hope he's with his waifus now.

>> No.32804122

>>32803182
He's in gensokyo now.

>> No.32804171

>>32801911
>Ushi-Oni
Haha! My trio is off to a good start!
>Sandworm
Uh...
>Lilim
UHHHH

>> No.32804306

>>32804171
it was nice (not) knowing you anon

>> No.32804309

>>32803952
"Masculine" means masculine.

>> No.32804319

>>32802900
I hadn't considered a partially undead trio of weasels.

>> No.32804376

>>32803935
Claiming that everyone who disagrees with you is a troll or a part of some boogeyman clique is exactly what /pol/tards do, give or take a hundred or so wojak edits.

>> No.32804529

>>32804376
yep, the blatant idpol is totally not /pol/ faggotry.

>> No.32804548

>>32803743
That just means this shit isn't aimed at you

>> No.32804551

>>32800743
I bet she rapes her husband out of frustration for losing all that money

>> No.32804680

>>32804551
>I'll let you fuck my tits if you sell your stock
These coons drive a hard bargain.

>> No.32804687

>>32801911
>Kejourou
>Phantom
>Ittan-Momen
Seems comfy.

>> No.32804766

>Playing D&D with a phantom but she keeps making you fuck all the tavern girls.

>> No.32804821

First the /pol/ shit, now D&D, these guys are getting desperate

>> No.32804822

>>32804766
>Not her cool and sexy DMPC who looks just like her

>> No.32804879

>>32804821
I don't know what your on about, but the D&D jokes has been a thing since she came out.

>> No.32804910

>>32804822
>Not the recurring villain that keeps defeating you and raping you
She better step up her game in that case.

>> No.32804972

>>32804821
Don't forget the guy posting furry OCs last thread

>> No.32805007

>>32804972
did that really happen? how did i miss that?

>> No.32805031

>>32805007
its was the shark and dragons with snouts

>> No.32805039

>>32805007
some dude was posting ciths and another was posing some shark thing

>> No.32805045
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>>32803270
>says something full retard like a woman would serve you if she loved you that much
>calls someone else retarded

gee anon its almost like some people have provider personalities and others are caretakers. man or woman might make one more common than another but it's not a decided fact

>> No.32805055

>>32805007
There was some guy that kept posting link to some 3D animated furry stuff, quite easy to miss since they just posted links.

>> No.32805058

>>32804972
Yeah, that was one of the weirdest attempts
>>32805007
>how did i miss that?
because he posted links to the videos, not pictures or webms so you probably scrolled past that

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how sharp do you want the teeth?

>> No.32805129

>>32803743
The most imasculate thing you can do is care about what is masculine and what is feminine. I'd hazard a guess most people in this thread are far more masculine than someone crying about what they enjoy as a fantasy.

>> No.32805132

>>32805107
monomolecular

>> No.32805133

>>32805107
She cute

>> No.32805138

If a hug from a Lillim can mindbreak you what about a kiss?

>> No.32805146

>>32805045
>gee anon its almost like
You are talking complete and utter nonsense, literally physiognomy level of pseudoscience.

>> No.32805159

>>32805138
Mutual mindbreak.

>> No.32805177

>>32805107
All men must be covered in love bites.

>> No.32805185

>>32805159
literally every monster-human relationship ever

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>>32805146
Thats a lot of big words to basically say you don't understand how varied personalities can originate based on upbringing and exposure.

>> No.32805200

>>32804821
>/pol/ shit
Such as?

>> No.32805217

>>32805107
Every Mileena design looks hilariously retarded in one way or the other

>> No.32805223

>>32805200
>muh women have to be submissive to love you

>> No.32805261

>>32805185
Good, it's the best kind of relationship.

>> No.32805265

Does a Angel make a better duo with a Fallen angel or a Demon?

>> No.32805287

>>32805217
MKX had the decent mouth

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>>32802900
>they can offer three weasels worth of love and pleasure
Weasels as new measurement value? How many weasels is my hellhound wife worth?

>> No.32805298

>>32805193
>Y-you uuuuuh you don't understand it, you dumb haha
Astrology is science, you just don't understand it.

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>>32805298
Whatever helps you cope with the feeling that women wont ever love you properly

>> No.32805332

>>32801911
>Cu Sith
>Cu Sith
I'm not even gonna try to do the third one, what is this shit.

>> No.32805350

>>32805292
It's measured in tail volume anon. So you'd have to compare your wife's to theirs.

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>>32805350
mofu hands wrote this post

>> No.32805450
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Best thing about MGE is that both fags arguing here would get their happy ending and their perfect life in that universe, despite disagreeing on fundamental level about how would it look like.

>> No.32805457

I made a small comment about people fetishizing lack of agency and now there is some guy either seething or trolling about /pol/shit. Why is 4chan like this?

>> No.32805472

>>32805314
seriously, zankuro making cuckges for alicesoft and start working on another e.c.m.
i am running dry on cunny and I don't like it

>> No.32805474
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I want a dog bird maid that has monsterous tendencies

>> No.32805527

>>32805472
stop making*

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>>32805457
/pol/ is also a part of 4chan. We are all friend here except for You /d/. Monster girls love every anon and that is why every real anon loves monster girls.

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>>32805450
It's kinda why this thread is home to both permavirgin and normalfag types. As long as nobody brings up their retarded thoughts on 3d women things run fine.

>> No.32805564

>>32805450
The objective good end of MGE is taking a nap in a weresheep lap pillow

>> No.32805567

>>32805474
Kiki isn't a bird.

>> No.32805606

>>32805567
Why does she have feathers?

>> No.32805617

>>32805567
it has bird parts, hence dogbird
or are you trying to tell me dogs have feathers?

>> No.32805626

>>32805562
The only permavirgin here is you and I'm really not sure this thread is home to you or people like you.

>> No.32805628

>>32805567
those are feathers and scales on her wrists and feet respectively

>> No.32805639

>>32805564
>The objective good end of MGE is taking a nap in a Shog pillow on your Shog bed in your Shog house.
FTFY.

>> No.32805651

>>32805617
>dogs have feathers
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

>> No.32805683

>>32805626
>wonders why permavirgins are on /jp/ in a monstergirl thread
Your retardation knows no bounds

>> No.32805698

>>32805617
she's not a dogbird, she's a birddog

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>>32805474
What about maids that are also ninjas?

>> No.32805730

>>32805698
And how is birddog different from dogbird, teach?

>> No.32805751

>>32805683
we all know why they are here, doesn't mean they are welcome here

>> No.32805753

>>32805107
Sharp enough to make me bleed

>> No.32805763
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>>32805562
Precisely. The poll shown that about 10% of fags here are extroverts. They propably don't like the idea of FLR and that is a theme of some thread memes ("my wife won't let me go on anti-druella protests" and shit). But setting says that whatever You want and like You can get.
Want to have a cute romantic relationship with Ushi-Oni? Sure thing!
Want a Kiki to whip You into pussy licking boytoy? You got it!
Want to be a strict dom in a relationship with subby 8ft, hellhound full of muscle? Why not!
Everyone gets what they want. Monster girls are more like ideal abstract forms of women, the only thing You need to do is love.
It's a deeply romantic universe, that's why I love to make all those little stories about being romantic in an old-school way to various mamono.

>> No.32805767

>>32805699
From what little I know about that VN, kaguya is a fucking jackpot
>ninja
>maid
>childhood friend with a crush

>> No.32805779

>>32805639
That's not how you spell "suspended in spider silk with an Arachne nibbling your neck."

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I would like to see sadist spider weave her silk

>> No.32805816

>>32805730
bird features are more prominent

>> No.32805855

>>32805816
But i would argue that one would notice the tail and dog ears before the feet and feathers, thus dogbird would be more appropriate

>> No.32805860

>>32805730
They cirp when you fuck them instead of howl.

>> No.32805891

Somewhere there is a hakutaku slamming her head into a table in anger regarding how wrong we all are

>> No.32805892

>>32805860
Chirping kiki sounds even more adorable than kiki going awoo, now I want a chirping kiki.

>> No.32805982

>>32805763
What's FLR?

>> No.32806028
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Gonna teach my hellhound tricks like shake, sit, breed and cuddle

>> No.32806057

>>32806028
The last two come factory installed, you don't need to teach them.

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>>32805763
>Want a Kiki to whip You into pussy licking boytoy? You got it!
Yes. I want to be a good mastah

>> No.32806163

>>32805107

Pls nibble me sempai

>> No.32806286

>>32806146
That's not a maid, that's a butler.

>> No.32806368

>>32803462

Well, for starters, she's definitely NOT getting any tailbrushings until after Anon's shift is over. And she has to beg and plead very, very sweetly before he so much as touches her at the end of the day.

Also, she may or may not be addicted to her fertility enhancer/aphrodisiac cocktails, meaning she can't cum unless she feels her new husband deep inside her, so she spends all day squeezing her fat thighs together and drooling down her legs waiting for Anon to get done with work so he can bend her over his desk and give her a proper railing.

Most days he just wants a blowjob, though

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>>32806286
That's also fine.

>> No.32806577

>>32806286
Just not enough stern or stoic kikimora art out there. I do prefer her in maid uniform, but "butler" can be cool as well.

>> No.32806580

>>32806286
>>>32806146
>That's not a maid, that's a butler.

*Wife

>Hello, yes, may I speak with Purchasing?
>Yes, I'll hold.

*Aggressive buzzing noises and heavy moaning*

>Please be quiet Master, I'm on the phone. If you didn't want me to lock you in the BoyEdger 9000 you shouldn't have wasted all afternoon playing DruellaSouls.

>Yes, hello, I'll like to place an order. Yes, I'll be needing several liters of your finest Lilim Mana, extra thick, and let's go ahead and reorder those Black Manticore spines, Master did soooo enjoy them last time.

*Panicked moaning*

*Hand cups reciever*
>Hush, Master. Be a good boy and don't cum for another 30 minutes and I'll bring you a little snack~

>Ooh, that reminds me, what do you recommend for when your Master needs a good whipping?~

>> No.32806601

>>32806577
>Just not enough stern or stoic kikimora art out there
I wholeheartedly agree.

>> No.32806662

>>32806577
Even rarer is a stoic shoggoth maid, most are just smug and slimey

>> No.32806709

>>32806662
>stoic shoggoth
Flat out doesn't exist at all

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Remember everybody, if you ever see a sealed fox, do them a favor and break those seals, trust us

>> No.32806732

>>32806662

>Stern Shoggoth maid
>Still smug and slimey, but makes you exercise more and spanks your ass if you leave your shog clothes on the shog floor of your shog bedroom

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>an...oooonn....
>come. back.

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>>32806732
In a stern shog world

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>>32806717

>Liver-stained hands typed this post

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