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Holy Mountains of Flesh

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/writers-list.html
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
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>> No.32946667
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Warning: High level encounter

>> No.32946674

>>32946667
Good thing my tanuki wife paid for sword lessons.

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Dragon tails should be THICC and FAT!

>> No.32946741

>>32946667
Does this mean the goat is the "dominant" personality?
should be fine then she'll just aggressively dote on you.

>> No.32946849

>>32946667
Everyone talks about MGE in RPG mechanics but what happens if you get isekai'd and treat it like a platformer?

>> No.32946954

>>32946849
Jump attack on her from behind.

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Another thread, another brown bunny

>> No.32946985

>>32946958
Bunny c____

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>>32946985
Bunny cute!

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>an ambitious jubjub is tired of being thought of as just an useless bimbo bird
>once when she was child she got lost outside the Wonderland
>she met a squad of Order soldiers but they didn't kill her they just made fun of her, they didn't even take her seriously as a monster, they made fun of how powerless she was and bullied her
>on that day she swore she will have her revenge
>she is going to become stronger than any of them and then nobody will make fun of her again
>as a jubjub she does have one advantage, her ridiculous sex drive and the ability to have nearly constant sex
>monsters become stronger if they have lots of sex, if she can train her magical and physical abilities then she can use her jubjub nature to make herself immensely powerful
>after all that is why demon lord is so powerful, not just because she was already a high level succubus
>she studied for years forbidden tomes and under any mage willing to teach her
>she found herself a nice husband and then spent years relentlessly milking him
>by now those who have tormented her probably won't even remember her, many are probably already dead
>but it doesn't matter she will show the world what she is capable of
>her relentless practice has paid off, her power has become on par with strongest lilims, she is the strongest jubjub that has ever lived
>she can finally carry out her revenge, she will attack the country of her tormentors and turn it into her own mamono realm
>the whole world will see just how terrifying a jubjub can be

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So putting aside the fact that they're VTubers, is there anything you like about the Hololive monster girls?

>> No.32947108

>>32947096
No. Get out.

>> No.32947131

>>32947096
You have an entire board dedicated to you

>> No.32947138

How do mamono in disguise keep it together when next to their target?

>> No.32947149

>>32947086
I like the cut of your jib, jubjub!

>> No.32947160

>>32947138
With great difficulty

>> No.32947221

>>32947160
>With great difficulty
...cums great power
or something like that

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>>32947096
I like chill lion

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>>32947131
No.

>> No.32947328

>>32947315
At least now there's a bit more variety in /jp/ instead of it being like 80% touhou.

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BIG... MEATY... Tails

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>>32947331

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Thank You, drawfag who made this.
Seing my crude drawing remade into a professional art is a really good feeling. I'll treasure this pic, thank You again.
but the marakas were actualy supposed to be boobs kek

>> No.32947450

>>32947315
>>32947310
>>32947096

Literally just go to vt. You will be among enough people like you to cap a thread in 30 mins.

>> No.32947523

>>32947404
Holy shit this griffin is adorable

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tall awoos!

>> No.32947616

>>32947404
>any anon who catches her doing adorable things gets raped mercilessly

>> No.32947631

>>32947404
>spoiler
I believe that's the joke

>> No.32947685

>>32947616
how is that a deterrent

>> No.32947695

>>32947616
Does the rape involve any maracas?

>> No.32947715

>>32947616
I'm going to pester her about these adorable things until she stops being so shy about them

>> No.32947722
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>>32947404
>ywn be a down on his luck treasure hunter
>ywn join an expedition into ruins just inside monster territory in hopes of striking it rich
>ywn be the only member of the expedition who didn't get dragged off into the darkness by "hungry" monsters
>ywn find your way to the center of the ruins where the treasure resides
>ywn celebrate about finding enough gold to live like a king when you make it out
>ywn have your celebration cut short by the ominous sounds of maracas approaching
>ywn realize you are now trapped in the deepest part of the ruins, alone, with a very alerted guardian
>ywn be marked down as one of the "Casualties" of yet another lost expedition and used as a warning about venturing into monster territories back home

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While nobody was watching Druella ate all the sweets!

>> No.32947793

>>32946656
>>32946667
Can I go back to Maus Hills maybe?

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>>32947331
Jho-chan is weeeeeak.

>> No.32947870

>>32947779
She ate forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's awful.

She also got forty pounds. Dumb lolim's getting thick thighs.

>> No.32947921

>>32947779
Fellas.
Loli Druella >> Regular Druella

>> No.32947932

>>32947779
I want to reject loli monsters' advances and tell them to come back when they're older and all grown up.

>> No.32947940

>>32947779
I'm going to put them up on the highest shelf so she can't reach it. That and make it so it can be grabbed with magic.

>> No.32947977

>>32947921
>>32947932
Loli Druella is cute but I still prefer normal Druella.

>> No.32947984

>>32947779
Still cute and sexy.
Still a bitch.

>> No.32947987

>>32947779
I want to be mindbreaked by a loli druella

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>>32947331
I like that.

>> No.32948008

>>32947695
How would she rape you with maracas?

>> No.32948016

>>32948008
It's all in the rhythm, anon, it's all in the rhythm

>> No.32948026

>>32948016
They call me Cuban Pete

>> No.32948042

>>32948016
How could they be used for sex?

>> No.32948043

>>32947722
>ywn find your way to the center of the ruins where the treasure resides
You mean where the griffon resides, because she and her maracas obsession are more precious than all the gold in the world

>> No.32948072

>>32948043
I never said the GOLD was the treasure

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Wing hugs. Why are they the best?

>> No.32948147

>>32947331
What if I go into a delinquent bar and tell the biggest, meanest looking lizard girl there that she has a really big and cute tail?

>> No.32948161

>>32948134
The answer:
1. The wings
2. The hugs

>> No.32948180

>>32948134
What about wing hugs + arm hugs + leg hugs?

>> No.32948198

>>32947722
>ywn have your celebration cut short by the ominous sounds of maracas approaching
>basically videorelated at 3:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLf-Bm2QK6s

>> No.32948201

What would happen if a chicken was exposed to monster mana?

>> No.32948239

>>32948201
Family Guy chicken fight, but it's a monster girl and it fucks you instead of fighting.

>> No.32948267

>>32948201
Nothing. Carnivore Monsters keep animals to eat just like us. All the beast girls would starve if every animal exposed to mana turned into a anthropomorphi, lusty furry.

>> No.32948270

>>32947404
It was hella cute.

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If a dark mage turns you into a shota, you might as well give up, lay back, and let her cuddle with you while watching kung-fu movies on the couch in pajamas.

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>>32947450
But I don't wanna talk about them being VTubers, I wanna talk about them being monster girls.

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>>32948201
Chicken monster girl duh

>> No.32948328

>>32948308
I'd rather hump her vigorously while watching kung-fu movies on the couch in pajamas.

>> No.32948348

>>32948308
>She's actually just baby crazy and want someone to look after
>You with a shota potion is just the best of the two worlds.

>> No.32948351

>>32948328
She wouldn't say no to that.

>> No.32948370

>>32947404
>spoiler
Thats the joke.

>> No.32948377

How much would a dark mage be into shotadom play?

>> No.32948417
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>Paper cut self
>Jump into ocean
>Get mershark
Name an easier monster girl to get

>> No.32948436

>>32948417
Paper cuts are not funny, my right index finger was cut yesterday when I was reading some classic 80's superhero comics this is bullshit you guys were supposed to protecc not attacc

>> No.32948487

>>32948417

A Cheshire after sneedposting on /tv/. The only thing that gets wet is the chesh

>> No.32948494

>>32947096
Why I can't get rid of you?

>> No.32948501

>>32948417
Slime, duh.

>> No.32948506
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How do you tell a Sandworm is pregnant?

>> No.32948510

>>32948417
Walk home crying and leave a window open. 100% chance You'll have a Bogey crawling in, the same hour.

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>>32948494
Because I'm still posting monster girls? Here, have a mershark.

>> No.32948522

>>32948506
How do sandworms give birth anyway? Do they have the womb in their humanoid body, or in the worm body?

>> No.32948552

>>32948522
Science must have answers. I'm going in.

>> No.32948559

>>32948072
GOLDEN MARACAS

>> No.32948563

>>32948552
>Science never got it's answers, for that was the last time anyone saw anon

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Post your one and only waifu

>> No.32948618

>>32947616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw

>> No.32948627

>>32948618
Ah yes, fitting music for the chase scene following her noticing anon watching her routine

>> No.32948631

>>32948618
>latina griffin with thick accent

>> No.32948641

>>32948605
I have no such images

>> No.32948661

>>32948631
>The only way to defend yourself from her is the forbidden weapon, sealed away until a time of great need and kept under lock and key by some of the most powerful members of the order
LA CHANCLA

>> No.32948674

>>32948661
That's a bit too harsh, don't you think

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>>32948605
I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOUUUUUUUU...

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>>32948641
A pity.

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>send a letter to the DL asking her for her most sadistic daughter
>just for the heck of it
>What is the worst that could happen? Not like she would even entertain such a request from some random, worthless nobody. It probably won't even get to her
>few days pass and one day you wake up on the ground in some throne room

>> No.32948698

>>32948605
Comission isn't done yet, sorry

>> No.32948726

>>32948417
i see some hot penetrative action going on in this picture, jannies are gonna get mad

>> No.32948727

>>32948692
Does she mail order bride's her daughters to virtually anyone requesting at this point? Just how many did they churn out with Mr. T. Reightor? Maybe it's time to stop.

>> No.32948736

>>32948727
Nah, she just never expected someone to have the balls to ask her directly and it amused her enough to actually grant the request

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>>32948605
Me petting her
Yoy guys DO pet your wives right?

>> No.32948763

>>32948753
I try but she always finds a way to turn it around and starts to pet me

>> No.32948773

>>32948753
Other way around.

>> No.32948820

>>32948736
I was more referring to this whole "ask DL for a lilim waifu" scenario being frequently used recently.

>> No.32948823

>>32948753
A. Stoke her head or message her wings.
B. use penis wherever she requests at the time.

>> No.32948841

I'm making the blood sacrifice for the portals

>> No.32948854

>>32948841
Ah good, Virgin blood is always a good option.

>> No.32948871

>>32948854
No even worse. I'm sacrificing my wife for the happiness of us all.

>> No.32948876

>>32948753
Not so much petting as stroking her body all over. She's a bit too big for petting.

>> No.32948882

>>32948841
I think a different fluid of yours is required

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They're waiting for you, anon. In the TEST chamberrrr

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>>32949126
What are they testing? Milking machines?

>> No.32949349

>>32948763
>>32948773
>not doing mutual petting

>> No.32949370

>>32948871
Your wife will come back as an undead and haunt you.

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Reminder that there are simpler ways to break a succ.

>> No.32949891

>>32949696
I'm not sure if I like the CHOKEHOLD.

>> No.32949942

>>32949696
She's having an epilepsy anon. Untie her!

>> No.32950097

>>32949942
Nice try, but that's just an excuse so she can tackle me to the ground and rape me.

>> No.32950164

>>32950097
No anon! She's being serious. Just look at all those foamy saliva coming out of her mouth. That's a seizure!

>> No.32950174

>>32948417
shog

>> No.32950191

>>32950164
Are you sure? I heard hellhounds get foamy at the mouth too when they're horny.

>> No.32950293

>>32950191
No, that would be rabies. Identifying a hellhound in heat is easy. Just look for these characteristics:
>Dilated, hearty pupils focused on a target
>Fierce, blazing eyelashes
>Excessive drooling (not foaming)
>Suggestive and sexual remarks
>Standing on all fours, legs bending to prepare for a pounce
>Is already on a bed and is currently raping you

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>>32948605

>> No.32950320
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>>32949696
Reminder that this is the proven, most effective method if you don't have three people to help you break a succ

>> No.32950334

>>32950174
That only works if your house is already shog'd

>> No.32950364

>>32948684
How can a manticore look so lady-like and innocent?

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>>32950334
not at all, shogs are quick to sense lewdness and will appear at your home ready to be your maid.

>> No.32950376

>>32950293
Okay Anon, but tell me now. How should I deal with a Hellhound in such state? What should I do?

>> No.32950417

>>32948661
You do realise it will make her even more angry in the end right

>> No.32950468

>>32949126
Cave Johnson here, we're gonna have to ask you to hurry up on this test. Those mantis women are getting pretty frisky and I don't think we can keep them waiting for much longer.

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>>32950364
All Mantis are cute, innocent flowers on the inside. Just stroke her cheek, play her favourite song and dance slowly while whispering romantic things into her ear.
Living angels they are, they will ensure you are thoroughly happy and will always support you and shower you with affection.
A Manticore wants nothing else but to be a gentle and devouted lover and best friend to you, they will super rape your body, mind, heart and soul till you will start cherishing every single second you spend with her.

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>>32950469
>All Mantis are cute

>> No.32950564

>>32950376
Scratch her ears and hug her.

>> No.32950584

>>32950376
In most cases, you can only reduce the physical recovery time of your demise. You should rush to a tap or water dispenser, pour a glass of water, and drink as much as you can. You will need all the hydration you can possibly get. Of course, you can always try to splash her with the water instead of drinking it to extinguish her "heat". But this method has a low probability of success and will often worsen her masochistic side

>> No.32950594

>>32950469
>All Mantis are cute
No. Mantis bad, they

>> No.32950598

>>32950469
What's the difference between super rape and rape?

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>go home after a long hard day
>that's funny the door is unlocked
>walk in and see someone at the coffee table
>It's Druella
>"I've been waiting for you anon"
>wot.png
>"I'm aware of your online presence and wanted to say that your efforts on the net have done wonders to spread human+mamono relationships"
>"While your methods are... a bit vulgar... your posts have awakened the latent desire for mamono in many men, and for that you have my gratitude"
>"As a token of my appreciation I've prepared a gift for you. Don't by shy, it's waiting for you in your bedroom!"
>She gets up and starts to head out the front door
>"Keep it up the hard work anon!"
>head down the hallway and sheepishly open the bedroom door
Well anon? What did you get?

>> No.32950670

>>32950598
In super rape time only moves when you move.

>> No.32950714

>>32950613
A t-shirt.

>> No.32950745

>>32950714
>i got raped by a monster and all i got was this stupid shirt

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>>32950613
Her sister, Mari, nude, tied up, and gagged with her legs spread open.

>> No.32950792

>>32950613
Nothing, followed by gloating laughter and a popping sound of teleportation.

>> No.32950809

>>32950613
Considering what I tend to post about it is either a Lescatian knight/Dark Brave or a portal to Druella's own bedroom/personal dimension or one of her sister's. Or it could just be a portal to MGE, presumably directly to Lescatie.

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>be out tomb-raiding as heroes are wont to do
>find a fancy coffin
>open it
>Vampire asks you if Half-Life 3 is out yet
>"uhh, no"
>"THEN FUCK OFF!"
>she slams shut the coffin
What do you do to such rude girls?

>> No.32950854

>>32950827
bite her and try to suck her blood

>> No.32950855

>>32950827
I remind them that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>> No.32950860

>>32950827
Anyone believing in HL3 is a moron.

>> No.32950863

>>32950827
ask to be bitten myself so i can wait as well

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>>32950860
Gaben practically confirmed it bro, it'll be direct brain-to-computer interface

>> No.32950932

>>32950854
How does that even

>> No.32950979

>>32950469
>>32950512
I'd like to see a Manticora Tiger Beetle monster girl.

>> No.32950999

>>32950598
A cape.

>> No.32951017

>>32950827
Put her in a museum.

>> No.32951040

>>32950932
Hey, you've gotta try.

>> No.32951097

>>32950613
>loli Druella in shibari on my bed
don't know how that works but it's probably the last thing I'm thinking

>> No.32951109

>>32950827
Tell her to move as I am getting in and waiting there as well.
>>32950613
Knowing my luck I probably get smacked in the noggin and when I wake up my wallet and kidney are gone.
>>32950598
Super one results in You falling in deep, romantic love with the Mamono

>> No.32951252

>>32950613
>open door
>various types of gyaru elves are hanging out on my bed talking
>turn their heads towards me
>heart pupils in their eyes
>"yahooo anon~"

>> No.32951280

>>32950913
>direct brain-to-computer interface
Jesus Christ, I never even tried VR yet.

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Squirrels sure do love them some nuts.

>> No.32951445
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Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time in Order monastery
>devouted paladin
>hates MONSTER Girls
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to Chief God
Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives the knight deeper into isolation and lonelines
>taboos become attractive
>MAMONO Mana from Demon Realm expeditions starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to MONSTER Girl depictions
>shame from anti-Order perversions drive the paladin deeper into physical training and isolation
Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer mana corruption the paladin gives up without a fight to a MONSTER girl
>though shy and nervous, the moment his holy sword enters MONSTER pussy the paladin is hooked
>months or years of masturbation, Mamono hate brainwashing and fetishism aligns to make everything- the MONSTER woman's moans, her heavy, thicc thighs, the paladins plate gloves slapping juicy MONSTER tits- reaffirm the paladin's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his Order traitor brain that there is no going back
Stage 4: Incubisation
>paladin begins having prolonged sex sessions with his MONSTER wife at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in Chief God's worship
>gets natural mana boost from sex, more body conscious, begins working out not to fight Mamono but to fight for the Demon Lord and so that his body is more enjoyable to his wife
>starts going out more often and building a social circle
Stage 5: Happiness
>Completely mind broken by MONSTER girls and rebuilt as a better man
>doesn't even find human women attractive anymore
>family and friends all surprised at the transformation from zealous loser to productive member of Mamono society
>now fully incubised to suit his beloved MONSTER wife's taste
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sociable
>has circle of MONSTER girl friends, who he hangs with and helps them get paladin boyfriends
>works hard every day on impregnating his wife and making many cute MONSTER babies
>views Order with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses his combat proficiency only to fight in the name of Demon Lord, Druella and expanding MONSTER realm
>thank MONSTER mana daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion

>> No.32951557

>https://i.imgur.com/hFwWs3t.jpg
fertile brown cats!

>> No.32951570

>>32951385

I've got a nut for her RIGHT HERE

*unzips snackpack with some salted peanuts*

>> No.32951676
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>> No.32951689

>>32951445
>>32951676
Praise Druella.

>> No.32951708
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>>32951280
You wish to try artificial reality?

>> No.32951723

>>32951708
Only if you don't have any real reality.

>> No.32951759

>>32951723
Real reality?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMM5tZOsr3Q

>> No.32952059
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>Ares champion lilim
>ripped as hell but still feminine
>over 7ft tall
>can single-handedly defeat an entire army by herself
>every amazoness kneels before her out of respect
>even more protective than a hellhound
>you may as well throw away your pants because she will be the one wearing them in the relationship
>unrivaled pelvis crushing power

>> No.32952128

>>32950827
Jerk off onto her coffin, the smell will drive her insane. Usually takes a crane.

>> No.32952132

>>32952059
I want her to make my tongue lose to hers.

>> No.32952492

>>32952059
>Still weak to getting hugged and being told "I love you"
No matter how strong they become, they can never beat their nature.

>> No.32952579

>>32952492
lewd lilim h*ndholding

>> No.32952662

>>32952059
Fertile?

>> No.32952802

>>32952492
But you are also weak to the bone-crushing hug and intense kiss she will reciprocate with.

>> No.32952818
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>>32952802
Strong cuddlers are a fearsome bunch

>> No.32952900

What could a Bandersnatch look like?

>> No.32952906
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>>32946656

>> No.32952951

>>32947932
that's a good idea in principle but the issue is that as they get older they get more desperate and lonely, you're going to have to get your pelvis ready when making a promise like that. good thing you got a few years to get into punishment taking shape

>> No.32953026

>>32951445
The real Stage 3: Enlightenment
>realizes the game was rigged from the start
>knows what must be done
>steels his heart and becomes incorruptible for real

Stage 4: Smiting
>knight has immovable willpower through true knowledge, in face of the grim task ahead
>removes monsters from premises with righteous fury
>knows worshippers of other gods and seemingly harmless monsters are corrupted too, shows no tolerance or mercy at driving them out of human lands at the threat of death
>employs scorched earth against lands that are too corrupted with demonic energy

Stage 5: Liberation
>knight returns home with other champions of true virtue after driving monsters and symphatizers all the way back to the Royal Makai
>overthrows The Order
>the clergy and their cronies are mass executed for the crimes and treason they've commited against humans
>the natural order that was meant to be, but was suppressed by the Chief God and hijacked by monsters, is restored and the race of Man reigns surpreme

>> No.32953205

>>32951445
Why are you typing monster in all caps? Stop it.

>> No.32953335

>>32952906
>POV: You woke up almost completely covered in coils and are too tired to resist.

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>>32946656

>> No.32953349

>>32953335
I'll resist with my dick!

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>>32953026
>dangerous existence spotted
>extermination necessary

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>>32953026

>> No.32953447

>>32953349
>Squeeze
It's just a hug. No need to get all upset.
>Squeeze
A hug from her tail
>Squeeze
Just some simple, morning cuddles
>Squeeze

>> No.32953462
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>going to war with your cute hellhound wife
>shooting down enemies together
>drinking on the battlefield together
>sneaking out of the barracks to have sex under the stars
>going back home after the conflict to start a family together
>comforting each other after the nightmares every night

>> No.32953569
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>>32953360
>MP7
>not the superior P90

>> No.32953658

>>32953569
>Peepeepoopoo 7
>not the superior Peepeepoopoo90
As if there's any difference

>> No.32953703

>>32953658
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HK_4.6%C3%9730mm
Germanoids literally threw a fit because the MP7 lost to the P90 in tests.

>> No.32953707

>Its all fun and games till you dig up automatons from rival factions.

>> No.32953709

>>32953462
>comforting each other after the nightmares every nigh
Aren't conflicts involving mamono mostly bloodless because of divine patronage, mamono mana and other bullshit? What kind of PTSD can you get there, the cook serving you spinach three days in a row?

>> No.32953744

>>32953703
>Some guys did something because one gun pew pews differently
No one cares.

>> No.32953784

>>32953205
because it's a big MONSTER

>> No.32953805

>>32953335
Even if I am as energetic as an angry wasp, I wouldn't struggle at all. Wrapped up in your Lamia wife's body is warm and comfy

>> No.32953830

>>32953709
dragonfire sticks to kids

>> No.32953835
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>>32953569
Druella is the kind of person to use the FemDom™ 8000 series Deluxe Mind-and-Cock Breaking set when the vastly superior FemDom™ 7800 series exists just because it has a slightly bigger cumtank, she's a consumer of the worst kind. I heard a rumor that she didn't even preorder it, meaning she lost out on the LIMITED EDITION DomDesires™ 13" Heel Knee High Boots with CurseInside® Technology in the heel, which is "sure to make even the most stout of Order zealots submit to the CLACK alone". You really don't need more evidence to see that her poor decision making and lack of attention to detail makes her EASILY worst girl, and your point about her weapons choice is just icing on top.

>> No.32953874

>>32953835
>LIMITED EDITION DomDesires™ 13" Heel Knee High Boots with CurseInside® Technology in the heel
What effect does its CLICKETY CLACK have on one's body

>> No.32953904

>>32953360
Monsters fear the True Human

>> No.32953952
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>>32953744
My raifu can beat up your raifu.

>> No.32954017

>>32953835
Are there ones for maledom? I want to tie my partner up in so many ways.

>> No.32954052

>>32953952
>step out of the saloon
>you're causing a ruckus due to deep seated "tfw no monstergf"
>call out that there isn't anyone in this town that can handle you
>suddenly hear "I'm your huckleberry" smoothly called out from behind you
>turn and see this

>> No.32954107
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>>32953835
>Consumer models
Pathetic. Impersonal cop-outs for girls too dumb and too lazy to put in any real work on pleasing their man.
Can't be good for your relationship if she's outsourcing to some watered down in-a-box product for spicing things up. You either self-teach yourself on modding or you find a pal that's willing to do it for you.
And for the best results, you go out spelunking in Echidna dungeons for base equipment, or buy them from a reseller on the cheap and take some levels in enchanting. A decent homebrew absolutely trounces the overpriced junk.

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>>32954107
Sounds like Gremlin talk to me. I approve

>> No.32954306

>>32954017
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>> No.32954351

>>32953874
Come on over to any participating FemDom™ location and we can give you a trial run to see how you like it!
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>> No.32954357

Its all fun and games till your harem starts doing 'pleasure links' so they can feel which one of them is getting railed and you cumflate the shortstack.

>> No.32954364
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>>32948026
What would Cuban monstergirls be, a petite crocodile? Oh wait
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madre_de_aguas
>The Madre de aguas (Mother of water)
>giant boa snake very large and wide with the thickness of a palm tree
>and is covered in scales thick
>Madre de aguas lives for hundreds of years
Gonna go to Cuba to get my thick CC Latina lamia mommy gf

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>>32954306
Sweet deals.

>> No.32954418

>>32954364
An unexpected development.

>> No.32954435

>>32954364
>hundreds of years
so, some kind of thick hag snake?
yes, please

>> No.32954447

>>32950613
A coupon for one free waifu.
Simply specify the species, demeanor, interests, and body type of a monster and she will be teleported to you.
I would wait until I found a girl “normally” and then use that to bring her to me.

>> No.32954494
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32954494

It is tempting to waifu Wilmarina but her character is so tied with the other girls and Elt that it feels awkward, and I have no interest in the rest of the harem, especially due to practical concerns.

>> No.32954502

>>32950714
>>32950745
If the demon lord’s castle is open to monster tourists and their husbands, does it have a gift shop? It would be funny to see the cheesy souvenirs, like a ribbon containing one of the Lilim’s hairs, or a tiny glass bottle with one drop of (diluted) Lilith Panacea.

>> No.32954522

>>32950827
Should you at least mention Alyx?

>> No.32954543

>>32954522
Vampires are rich, they can afford VR. Do it.

>> No.32954545

>>32954383
How much for that Lich in the window?

>> No.32954596

>>32950827
>be out trawling the sea catching crabs and hopefully treasure
>find a fancy coffin
>open it
>Vampire asks you what was the last chapter of JoJolion released

>> No.32954623

>>32950613
>open bedroom door
>bucket of water that was propped above it falls and spills down on me
>wtf did I just get trolled by Druella?
>nothing in my room
>turn back to see if Druella has left yet
>run face first into Cheshire ass
>the bucket was actually full of potent aphrodisiac

>> No.32954644

>>32954502
That ribbon is most certainly a bait. I am sure that lilim is just waiting for some pervert to buy it and once he does she will start tracking him.

>> No.32954679

>>32954596
What are some other things vampires would be waiting for?
>Vagabond
>HunterxHunter
>Winds of Winter
>Star Citizen

>> No.32954717
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I wanna shove my tongue up a rata's ass and lick around. They say it's got a nutty flavor

>> No.32954729

>>32954435
It's a small island and she's a big girl. Better bring her somewhere with lots of space before your daughters start getting to moms size

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>>32953784

>> No.32954787

>>32954717
I want a mucus toad to shove her tongue up rata's ass then french me

>> No.32954807

>>32954787
How far up her ass?

>> No.32954846

>>32954623
never fall for the cat anon! She'll tease you mercilessly

>> No.32954847

>>32954679
>Did Duke Nukem ever come out?
>What number Elder Scrolls are we up to?
>What about Fallout?
>I should check my Dogecoin my nephews set up for me.

>> No.32954859

>>32954746
Who writes 4 backwards?

>> No.32954868
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>>32948487
I feel like hobbits would also make avid shitposters despite their laid back attitude
>Hobbit wife pens another letter to a famous monster
>"You will never have a son, you will never look at his face and notice he has your eyes and your husbands hair, you will never take him to sports games and see him grow big and strong, you will never see him marry a nice girl and bring his grandchildren to visit"
>P.S. Just kidding
>Anon doesn't know why she does this but hopes that it doesn't come back to bite them one day

>> No.32954870

>>32954859
WURM! I mean, Bane.

>> No.32954871

>>32954859
Wurms

>> No.32954899

>>32954494
You shouldn't waifu her regardless, she's a whore and a Druella worshipper.

>> No.32954938

>>32954899
>whore
Hasn't she only fucked one guy, (you)?

>> No.32954978

Whats with the Druella obsession, it's not because of KC as it was happening before he released the new art. It's like one guy projecting his view of the setting onto the character and as result it isn't actually anything like her. There are lilim other than Druella and powerful monsters other than lilims

>> No.32954984

>>32954899
The last one is not a downside.

>> No.32954995
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>>32954899
Druella WORST girl! Boooooo Druella! Druella hate!

>> No.32954996

>>32954868
>Hobbit girls are lovable assholes
This is brilliant. You can just imagine the smug as she smokes from her pipe at her ancient yet well maintained desk before her circle window made from local glass-blowers with a view of her garden and a warm sunset over rolling verdant hills full of grass so lush the free and happy livestock can't even eat it all. She's got a plate of freshly baked mini cakes and a piping hot kettle of freshly brewed tea with milk and honey and this is already her fifth letter immaculately penned and ruthlessly questioning the recipient's sexuality and taste and maybe even their lack of medication and need to dilate.

A thick, lush auburn fringe curls about the sides of her face, framing the healthy smattering of freckles as her emerald eyes glimmer with mirth and satisfaction as she waggles her little hobbit feet from her chair and looks over her shoulder to her hubby in the room over, kneeling on the fur rug by the fireplace and stacking it with wood, soon to birth it's blessed warmth - not that they really need it, in their grass and soil insulated home of ancient thick wood and smooth stones. But what else would you fuck your slightly boozed up shitposter shortstack gf before after a nourishing home cooked meal and a little too much wine?

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>>32946656
Yubi yubi

>> No.32954999

>>32954978
>There are lilim other than Druella
no
>powerful monsters other than lilims
no

>> No.32955013

>>32954995
Tsundere.

>> No.32955106

>>32954996
It's too bad the term "hobbit" is trademarked because if KC makes a profile it'll probably be called "halfling" like every other fantasy series that wants hobbits without legal issues. It also tickles my auts similar to gazer not being called beholder even though it's obviously meant to be the same monster

>> No.32955127

>>32955106
How can hobbit be trademarked? Isn't Homo Florensis called that?

>> No.32955129

>>32953835

The PE (Personal Edger) market is absolutely saturated with plug-and-play consumer platforms; it's easy to see how lots of otherwise-savvy monsters get led astray by mass marketing campaigns and consumer trends sponsored by FemDom and similar firms.

>>32955106
Gazer is way cooler desu

>> No.32955133
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>>32955013
Druella is so ugly she needs to put on a tracksuit and sunglasses to hide from the world! Druella worst girl!!!!

>> No.32955147

>>32954998
She's a cute Daughterfu, but I wouldn't let her leave the house with that short a skirt

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>>32946656

>> No.32955159

>>32955106
Yeah, it's fucked - especially since Hobbit isn't even really Tolkien's word.

>> No.32955201

>sudden, loud-ass swarm of crows just descended over my house
lol, it's a good thing crow tengu aren't real or

>> No.32955210

>>32955127
Trademarked by the Tolkien estate. Orc isn't although that may be because "orc" is considered existing folklore which I think makes it exempt

>> No.32955222

>>32955201
>>sudden, loud-ass swarm of crows just descended over my house
>lol, it's a good thing crow tengu aren't real or
Sounds more like black harpies on the hunt

>> No.32955225

>>32955201
A murder, anon. A group of crows is called a murder.

>> No.32955226

>>32955106
>>32955159
This terminology is something I think about alot actually.

Considering the etymology of hob, and the nature of MG's you could possibly swing Hobette.

>> No.32955277

>>32955201
Tengu can't talk smug if they got a cock in their mouth,

>> No.32955299

>>32955201
>>32955225
RIP anon - He never scored

>> No.32955303

>>32955222
Different anon, but I wish I could have a harem of crow tengu and black harpies.

>> No.32955305

>>32955277
dubs confirm

>> No.32955323
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>>32955201

>> No.32955343

Tengus aren't cute or smart, worst girls, bully tengus, laugh at tengus

>> No.32955353
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>>32955201
So nice of the Crow Tengu/Black Harpy to fill out the captcha and send Anon's post.

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>>32955343
they're trying their hardest anon

>> No.32955366

>>32953874
I don’t think I’ll ever understand the clack meme.

>> No.32955369

I wake up every morning thinking about schoolgirl succubi, Grelia familiars, and Order girls being possessed into Kitsune-tsuki.

>> No.32955381

>>32955362
This is just not enough, also look at how small their wings are

>> No.32955390
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>in some cases, there are some overly-protective fathers who goes like "No, they are too young for that! My daughters are forever young for that kind of thing!" and won't allow them to leave their home. So in case when father is an overly-protective kind there can be CC MG sisters still living in their parent's house But as you know, when DL's power surpasses that of Chief Goddess's power, incubus sons will be born and MGs will finally produce sons. So when that happens, families like the one mentioned earlier will have something like 5 unmarried older sisters and 1 son, and they will all go crazy over their brother. And those kind of familiy will be not uncommon in MGE world.
Imagine being born into a family with five valkyrie sisters all of whom have been trained by your parents to help heroes but are still kissless, handholdless virgins because dad thinks modern heroes are no good despite impregnating his guardian angel six times

>> No.32955411

>>32955362
I'd ask her to find some of her friends - a friendly Bicorn left me the party-sized version of that book.

>> No.32955421
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>>32955201

>> No.32955459
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dog

>> No.32955466

>>32955390
No thanks being born into a dysfunctional family once was more than enough

>> No.32955500

>>32955303
>Some people say Black Harpies and Tengu are the same
>Anon with his harem of both knows this is not true at all.
>From the way they from relationships, to how they mate, over to how they fly he knows they are very different.
>It's still hot having to guess the difference between them when they're both stripped down.

>> No.32955511
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>>32955500
Based

>> No.32955524

>>32955366
I think it's meant to associate a confident or physically capable woman with a easily recognizable noise. Kill la Kill probably played a part in that

>> No.32955539

I want to walk right up to a crow tengu, put my hand on her shoulder, lean in close, and tell her that her hat looks silly.

>> No.32955572

>>32955366
>>32955524
Isn't it literally just a forced meme about the sound high heels make?

>> No.32955584

>>32955500
>>It's still hot having to guess the difference between them when they're both stripped down.
I know that's not what you meant, but it sounded like you're implying that every member of a monstergirl species looks like an identical clone of each other.
>>32955511
The hat stays on during sex.

>> No.32955586

>>32948417
Sandworm.
>go to the desert
>walk around in a figure eight pattern
>???
>profit with your new sandworm waifu

>> No.32955602

>>32955500
>>32955511
Black harpies and crow tengus are biologically the same. They're equally as smart. But black harpies are just more forward with their dating and more charismatic and family oriented. They're those "bad" girls that'll spice up your evening. Crow tengus are those shy, awkward nerds that shut themselves away.

I'll take the black harpy every time

>> No.32955603

>>32955222
I want a harem of black harpies. Sounds quite nice.

>> No.32955644

>>32955524
This--high heels are a very distinct sound, and for some reason it triggers a paraphillic response in a lot of people. It conjures up a vision of a powerful, confident, aggressive woman, the rapid CLIK CLAK reminding you of the rapid pace of some high-powered executive's power-walk. Heels themselves are sexual, being a device to induce lordosis in a female's posture, but also carry with them the faint memory of their former military and aristocratic glory. They are at once seductive and refined, and for those attracted to powerful, dignified, and sexually confident women, the sound itself becomes erotic.

>> No.32955660

>>32955511
>Two horny corvids ready and eager to serve you.
>They'll tease you and fed you hints and lies about who is who.
>If you guess right, you get rewarded, if not they get to continue to tease you so you know the difference.

>>32955539
The hat grew on me, really.

>> No.32955666

>>32955586
>Boba Fett got the Good Ending in Episodes VI

Holy Moly....

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>>32955524
>>32955644

>> No.32955681

>>32955539
Tokin hats are cute.

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>>32955466
Dysfunctional is a meme word

>> No.32955704

>>32955500
That's exactly the appeal.

>>32955584
No, but that's not to say in some species that might bot happen. Especially given how lewd desires influence mamono form so much, and a group of identical or near-identical girls is a fetish of mine.

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>>32955586
The sandworm language is based on vibrations in the sand.

The vibrations that human male footsteps make on the sand translates to "Yes, I'd love to be eaten by a sandworm. Please, any sandworm, take me away with you!"
Running human male footsteps' vibrations translates to "OH FUCK!!!! I can't stand it anymore! Please EAT ME! BREED ME! I wanna love you for all eternity!!!!"

As you can see, this is why many sandworms hunt for their males so aggressively. When they start running, they can't help but answer their cries for love with immediate and swift action!

>> No.32955721

>>32955695
Not really, no.

>> No.32955732

>>32955721
>No fun allowed
Okay

>> No.32955737

>>32955644
They’re shoes.

>> No.32955741

which monsters will gently rape me?

>> No.32955753

>>32955732
Good,

>> No.32955775

>>32955741
Any that worship Eros.

>> No.32955785

>>32955353
>He doesn’t auto-post as soon as the cool down e

>> No.32955787

classy and refined shog

>> No.32955800

>>32955681
>>32955660
Tengus are a cute. A CUTE!

I'd actually love to marry a Tengu girl--she'd be into genealogy and history like me, and she'd be able to help me with my writing. It's so nice that MG's have such wonderful qualities besides just being cute. KC has good taste in girls--a wife should be able to bring so much more to the marriage than her body. A girl who can cook or is an artist, or good with money, etc. is a pearl beyond price. We really should expect more out of women nowadays.

>> No.32955803

>>32955572
>>32955524
Makes me think of the sound of GMan’s shoes for some reason.

>> No.32955807

>>32955666
Star Wars would be fun with MGs.
>Sarlaac Sandworm girls
>feral Nexu girls
>9 foot tall Rancor girls
Just to name a few.
Boba always had a good end. He was just always a jobber until Mando came out.

>> No.32955816

>>32955737
YES
>>32955677
Blessed digits. I wonder if any other shows have good CLAKS

>> No.32955833

If I accidentally sock a demon in the face as a habitual reaction to getting surprised assaulted, will I get into deep trouble with police or something? Guys do get punished harder than women, regardless of doing the same crime, right?

>> No.32955834

>>32955807
>Feral Nexu girls

OH FUCK STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD!

>> No.32955858

>>32955833
>Thinking a demon of all people is going to surprise assault you
You can't hurt her anyway.

>> No.32955880

>>32955858
Aren't they extremist monsters? They're practically terrorist-like monsters.

>> No.32955896

>>32955807
>Jabba the Hutt girl
I have incredibly mixed feelings about this.
On the bright side, I don't have to think too hard about what Covetous Demon would look like as a monster girl now.

>> No.32955903

>>32955833
It's fine, you're just going to have to choose between putting a strapon clause in your contract or being turned over to the hellhound jailhouse warden

>> No.32955919

>>32955572
Nah, people have found the high heel sound attractive for a long time. It's paraphillic, like how guys like girls who smack gum or wear certain perfume, or hair ribbons or the swish-swish of nylons. Has no direct connection to sexuality, but hearing, seeing, or smelling it reminds you of a sexual image or idea.

In extreme cases, that's how some people get off on camera lenses or floor tiles. But most guys have the same set of paraphillias since we all grew up in the same culture. Hence dark red lipstick, hair up in a tight bun, or the click of high heels triggers a response.

Same in Japan with their obsession with nylons and pencil skirts

>> No.32955932

>>32955800
Watching movie dogfights with your tengu wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VJ39nVIBk

>> No.32955934

>>32955880
You'll see her coming, and you will tremble. Maybe a lesser succ would be the type to ambush you like that.

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>>32946656

>> No.32955951

>>32955919
You're conflating things because you're the CLACKfag. It's literally just a forced meme about highheels. Highheels are hot because boys associate it with their teachers/nurses/office women.

And because it's a meme that perpetuates itself through mainstream media, so you subconsciously get told heels are sexual even if you don't really see them that way yourself. It's lite brainwashing.

>> No.32955975

>>32955807
Poor wampa got blueovaried.
>>32955896
Get in the golden speedo, Anon.

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>>32955800
I love tengu. They're lowkey and would like a quiet life, and I would find her research interesting and would love to help with it.

>> No.32955982

>>32955602
>Crow tengus are those shy, awkward nerds that shut themselves away.
Unironically read the profile. Tengu are scouts and information brokers, similar to Ratatoskr. Mating season is fierce, as they stop watching from afar and move in.

>> No.32955986

>>32955982
>Unironically read
No.

>> No.32955997

>>32955951
Monstergirls are a forced meme.

>> No.32955999
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If I melt a glacies does she turn into an undine?

>> No.32956046

>>32955951
>Reading comprehension

What did I just say? The response comes from associating the sound (or look) to a sexual ideal of a strong, powerful woman (nurse, librarian, etc.) There is nothing inherently sexual about heels, but they have become so in the public consciousness through association (and reinforcement by those already so affected).

It is a memetic phenomenon, but one which existed long before the modern memeosphere, and indeed long before the internet itself. Anyway, I'm not the guy that started posting the stuff, but I think the CLAK meme is pretty funny and I love Wights/Vampires, so I participate. We can knock off the autism a bit though and get back to normal content

>> No.32956060

>>32955986
>ironically reading
you're no better than those damn cheshires

>> No.32956074

How can I get a Nurarihyon to already be my wife?

>> No.32956093

>>32955919
so would you say that mofu and clack are in a similar vein then?

>> No.32956098

>>32956046
You're acting like it's some psychosexual pavlovian response and totally valid bro. This post right here is more reasonable. It's just a meme. Most people see it as sexual because it's portrayed as sexual. There's not some innate "paraphillic truth" like lipstick, that's pretentious.

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>>32956074
yes

>> No.32956128

>>32955932
>Chasing your Tengu gf around the house making biplane noises and screaming RATATATATATATAT and poking her as you 'shoot her down'

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>See a doppelganger hiding in a dark alley waiting for the right man to be with by turning into his waifu
>Prank her by cumming on her jet black hair from on top of a building
Dumb doppelganger!

>> No.32956143

>>32955919
>camera lenses
thats a new one
got the story behind that?

>> No.32956166

>>32956093
Not him, but CLACK is a pavlovian phenomenon, where subs get conditioned to associate heel clacking with the approach of their doms, and expect some form of sexual reward is soon at hand.
Mofu is just comfy and enjoyable.

>> No.32956199

>>32956128
>afterwards the intense, hip crashing sex is describable only as a MiG colliding mid-air with an F-115 Raptor
not a tengu fan (prefer my wings more dragon-like), but would love her

>> No.32956227

>>32956166
>Mofu is just comfy and enjoyable.
Still the same forced meme, though.

>> No.32956263

>>32955807
>shortstack Ewok girls
Yub Nub it is.

>> No.32956267
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>>32956093
I don't get mofu other than on an aesthetic level, but yes I would say so
>>32956098
It's all reducible to psychosexual phenomena. That why some fags like feet and some like tall girls and most guys like any boobs. Simply saying 'it's just a meme bro' may be correct, but it's misleading: It isn't something without grounding in the human socio-sexual experience. That said, I didn't say it was valid--ultimately all paraphillias are a form of counter-survival adaptation (that is, they do not assist in reproduction from an evolutionary standpoint). At best they are odd quirks, at worst they are pathological.

Anyway, I don't mean to shit up the thread. Please accept a cute Mino as an apology.

>> No.32956287

>>32956166
Not true! With mofu, subs associate the pleasant odor and soft feel of the tail with having their liver eaten

>> No.32956289
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Publicly stating in extremist territory that you are offering your soul to whoever wants it.

>> No.32956326

>>32956125
Now to just find out how to get her to bring in cute submissive sluts for the two of us to use together.

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>>32946656

>> No.32956334

>>32956267
>It isn't something without grounding in the human socio-sexual experience.
See, I feel that gives it too much weight. That's like saying boobs are some "socio-sexual paraphillic pavlovian response."

Sometimes boobs are just boobs and heels are just a forced meme.

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>>32956199
Almost nothing gets her more excited then two planes engaged in combat with each other in a show of skill, and almost rides harder then her when she gets going.

>> No.32956353

>>32956334
I'll correct myself. CLACK is a forced meme heels themselves have some basis.

>> No.32956380

FMK Danuki, Lilim, Ryu

>> No.32956385

>>32956339
>After more than a couple rounds of Apex Dogfight 7 she can't keep her hands to herself

>> No.32956397

>>32956339
I could imagine her anger towards the SR71 Blackbird, due to how its so fast it just runs away every time

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>>32956334
Haha, well boobs are definitely not a paraphilias, that's for sure.

Monstergirls are for repopulating the Human Race so we can colonize the stars

>> No.32956433

>>32954999
but there there is another lilim
the queen of hearts, while yet to be shown physically, is said to be a lilim

>> No.32956446

>>32956412
That's an unnecessary focus, just throw out some Tombships to slowly travel at sub-light speed. No need for high fertilities if you live forever.

>> No.32956476

>The Queen of Hearts has decreed that from now on wearing pants is illegal.

>> No.32956511

>>32956476
Can I go to the sector of Wonderland where all girls must carry egg vibrators in their pussies at all times, and pantsless maid uniforms are mandatory on all girls? This includes any human girls who stumble into that area - it makes for easier monsterization.

>> No.32956527

>>32956446
There's no need to travel anywhere in the first place.

>> No.32956532
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32956532

remember that the people in power are still just people, they still talk and chill like regular men and women
its just that casual conversation might include demon realm conversion

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>> No.32956556

>>32956543
dumb birb

>> No.32956557

>>32956543
ganbatte kuro-chan!

>> No.32956559

>>32956527
Of course there is, a planet is finite and the longer you stay the more of its resources you use.

>> No.32956572

>>32956543
Desperate crow

>> No.32956577

>>32956532
you can't really have a romantic or dramatic story with a lilim.

>> No.32956580

>>32956543
Funny meme, but Corvids are some of the most linguistically complex birds there are.

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>just a few more months until spring anon

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>>32946656
You will never be rid of us.

>> No.32956676

>>32956614
I saw a mosquito in my bathroom last month, they're way too impatient.

>> No.32956687

>>32956543
I'd ask her if she'd like to sit a bit closer to me.

>> No.32956689

are there monsters with lamia tails and harpy wings?
or is that impossible

>> No.32956705

>>32956614
I fucking HATE spring

>> No.32956718

>>32956689
Find the local bio-alchemy guild, bring a mamono with at least one of the traits you want, and they can hook you up.

>> No.32956767
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>>32956718
>bio-alchemy

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>>32956614
Mosquitos were born to be defeated.

>> No.32956783

>>32956767
Ears worth molesting.

>> No.32956790

>>32956614
Too dry here for ‘em. Feels good

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>>32956614
I'll take winter forever if it means no mosquitos

>> No.32956796

>>32956767
Sucrose a cute. 10/10, would be her stress-relief toy.

>> No.32956799

>>32956689
Quetzalcoatl?

>> No.32956800
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>>32956689
Quetzalcoatl demands a sacrifice.

>> No.32956960

>>32956614
>mosquito tries to get me
>finds I'm already taken by a sleepy dryad who noticed me admiring her as she woke up

>> No.32956967

>>32956614
>This is a Public Service Announcement from the Mamono Health and Safety Commission.
>As there are only a few months left until spring, we urge all men to learn the simple steps they can take to avoid falling prey to Vamp Mosquitos.
>Make sure that if any of this is confusing, go to your local Vampire and consult with her to avoid one of this worlds most annoying pests.
>1. Make sure to stock up on VM Repellent now so that you aren't looking at an empty shelf when the season arrives! Some retailers, like DanukiMart, even are currently offering coupons for these products, so there's no reason to not be prepared!
>2. If you live in an area that gets especially infested with these creatures, pick up some Hel's Nostrum from your local potion brewer. While it may be highly dangerous to drink, the VMs associate the smell with death, so putting this on your shoulders/legs will keep them away with you, even in the event you get caught inbetween a few of them!
>3. Wear long clothes if you are going to be out for a long period of time, even when it gets hotter. While this may be uncomfortable, there are things you can do to alleviate it! Weresheep wool clothing is durable but cool and easy to wear, you can pick up some from Danukizon.com for a low price!
>With spring on its way, make sure to have fun and stay safe out there! This has been a PSA from the MHSC.

>> No.32957037

>>32956773
I wish i could show that mosquito my holy sword and plunge it deep in her tight wet depths.

>> No.32957132

>>32956614
Vampire Hunter Anon

>Defeated by Vampire, made her Thrall and Husband (Good End)
>Defeat Vampire, marry her and Dullahan both (True End)
>Lose to the Vampire's security system, Castle dumps you into Vampire Mosquito swamp to be devoured by dozens and dozens of buzzy, hungry Mosquito girls (BAD END)

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>>32946656

>> No.32957241

I want a Cheshire, a Trumpart of each suit, a Witch/Familiar pair, a Succubus, and a Kitsune-tsuki to line up and each give their best argument as to why I should impregnate her in particular.

>> No.32957319

>>32957132
>Implying it’s not a bad end for the vampire
She has to wait for some dumb schmuck to bother to raid her castle to get a chance at being married while anon is happily married to a harem of vamp mosquitoes

>> No.32957364

>>32957241
>they all take turns deepthroating your cock and whoever takes it the deepest wins the anonbowl

>> No.32957489

>>32957364
Turns out they can all take it to the base, so they decide to tie anon down and make him impregnate all of them.

>> No.32957512

>>32957364
I too judge my competitions based solely on participation.

>> No.32957518

>>32957364
You just know the Cheshire will cheat somehow.

>> No.32957544

>>32957518
Hey! Blindfolding me and teleporting your fat butt all the way onto my dick doesn’t count!

>> No.32957634

>>32957544
Big, fat, cuddle cats are for punishing.

>> No.32957658
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>upbeat generic music plays as the infomercial begins
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That's right, we at Sabbath Inc are provide to you, our beloved consumer, with your very own little sister. And what's the best part, you're asking? We provide you your very own imouto free of charge!
"Impossible!" you may be saying! "Preposterous!" I hear from our audience! "God damn that's hot!" I hear from someone already making out with his own imouto in the corner over there! Yes, we all see you... and we see a satisfied customer!
I myself have five, count em, FIVE IMOUTO's!
>a picture comes up on screen with your beloved host with a loli on each arm, leg, and one more riding piggyback
And I've never been happier! But don't just take my word for it. Check out our website for thousands of positive customer reviews!
Now, I'm still hearing some dissent out there. What if they don't have the imouto that's right for me? My friend, we have little sisters of every stripe and color! Some with actual stripes! We've got centaur imouto's, snake imouto's, sheep imouto's! We've got goat imouto's! My personal favorite. If you can dream it, we have a little sister in stock that matches! Heck, we've got one that will literally become your dreams! So stop putting it off, stop making excuses. Call our Sabbath Inc hotline or walk in to your local Sabbath Inc branch headquarters and apply todaaaaaay!
>the studio audience erupts in applaud, as well as a few loud moans from audience members already with their own imouto, as upbeat music blares and the infomercial ends

>> No.32957682

>>32957658
Yeah this... this is kinda cringe.

>> No.32957710
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I want a dragon burger, along with my dragon wine

>> No.32957714

>>32957634
Putting your “chubby” Cheshire on a diet? She’ll just compensate those calories and sweets and take her fill in your energy? She’ll gobble it all down and she’ll be smug about it too, like she was doing you a favor even when she’s stuffed to the gills and totally content. It’s impossible to punish her...

>> No.32957752

>>32957714
>Not tricking her into going into the gym just to watch her try to do the exercises the right way in front of other, buff monster girls.

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>>32957658
Look I just want my one "imouto" (who is actually older than I am) to study magic with.

>> No.32957770

>>32957682
Aren't all infomercials?

>> No.32957892

>>32957364
>>32957518
>>32957544
Blindfolding, cheating in the competition, and anal are all points in her favor; which would help for the next round of the competition.
Of course, obviously the competition is a ruse, and I'm making them all a harem anyways, but I want to establish an order of dominence among my wives.

>> No.32957930

>>32957752
>Have her go in a “form fitting” compression shirt and pants
She’ll be sweating from embarrassment before she even takes a step into the gym. You’ll still cheer her on won’t you? Even when she struggles to reach the bar on the pull down machine? Or when her bit of chub pops out on the treadmill? Ganbatte, Cheshire Cat!

>> No.32957933

>>32957658
Infomercials? On MY shog TV? Impossible. Gonna have to call the shog repairman and get her to take a look at it.

>> No.32957988

>>32950613
>Be a very confused me
>I'm just a lurker I don't post shit
>well, except for one or two shitty greentext years ago, don't even remember the pastebin account these days
>She's gone before I can think to correct her
>Whip around, fling it open, run to street and look around
>No sign of her
>Did I just fucking hallucinate all that?
>Go back inside, up to bedroom because I was going there anyway
>Bedroom door locked wtf?
>Hear bed creak, sheets rustle, a giggle
>Quicker than I can react, the lock clicks and the knob turns in my hands, yanked inward as the door opens
>Oh great I'm about to bang heads with whoever is on the other side of this door
>Facesmack into titties instead
>"Ara ara, so eager young master~"
>Push myself back, holy hell this girl must be 8 feet tall or something
>Look up at the tallest woman I've never imagined
>glowing red irises, shadowy shapes shifting behind her
>"Onee-san is here to take care of EVERYTHING, don't you worry...."
>Pass out from existential shock

>> No.32958028

>>32957658
Can I get a harem of imoutos? Is there a special on bundles?

>> No.32958061

>>32957930
I will, even while lifting next to her.

>> No.32958143
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32958143

>>32957658
I want a witch imouto!

>> No.32958146

>>32955459
I want to perv on his daughteru so bad

>> No.32958201
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32958201

What monster girls are best with a bit of chub? I imagine unless they are extraordinarily lazy most would be in good shape to catch a husband, but I would still like to know for writing purposes.

>> No.32958229

>>32958143
Anyone got more kissing gifs like this? This is super hot

>> No.32958242

>>32958201
Sheep
Yetis and Boogies
Cheshires.
Dragons
Holsts

>> No.32958264

>>32958061
>>32957930
>Cheshire sweating and panting at slow speeds
>Anon is smug and comfortable at a more advanced speed.

>> No.32958271
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32958271

>>32958201
Trolls

>> No.32958311

>>32957933
>pick up the shog phone and call the shog repairman
>"Hello this is the shog repairman, what seems to be the issue on this fine shog day?"
>"Uh yes I think there's a problem with my shog TV? Usually there aren't any commercials, and it didn't even have any shog in it"
>"Are you sure this issue is with the shog TV itself? Have you talked to your shog service provider or made sure all of the shog cables were plugged in properly?"
>"Yeah, I even whipped out the shog flashlight and looked under the shog TV stand to see if the shog wires got crimped or something"
>"Ok sir, shog lunch is about to start so I'll have a shog repairman out in her shog truck there in around an hour"
>"Ok sounds good"
>shog maid runs downstairs with a shog bag in her hands
>1 hour later there's a knock on the shog door
>the shog maid is in a shog repairman uniform complete with a shog hat and shog toolbelt
>"Hello sir I'm the shog repairman you called for"
>"Oh thanks for coming out so quickly, the shog TV is right over here in the shog livingroom"
>she pulls out a shog screwdriver and opens up the shog TV
>"hmm... looks like the shog chip was damaged somehow, good thing I have a replacement in my shog toolbelt"
>she puts the shog chip in the shog circuit board of the shog tv with some shog tools
>TV turns on "Good shog afternoon and welcome back to Shog News Network. Today - why shog maid is the best girl."
>"Oh good looks like it's back to shog, thanks again for coming out"
>"Don't worry about it mas- I mean sir, it's just my shog job"
just another day in the shog life

>> No.32958340

>>32958311
Sounds comfy

1/10 Didn't have a porno sequence where you 'pay' the shog repair girl very disappointed

>> No.32958355

>>32958271
What a cute Troll! Looks like she needs some sunscreen on her back though. I'll just take care of that...

>> No.32958370

>>32958201
Nurahiyons, whatever they’re called. Just come in to your home like they own the place, eat your snacks, smoke their pipes, and smoke your pipe, then come back the next night? Yeah, chubby suits those lazy yokai.

>> No.32958384
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32958384

>>32957988
I couldn't find the picture I actually wanted but this works, just imagine she's all doppleganger-y

>> No.32958402

>>32958384
mommy

>> No.32958442

>>32958340
That's what Shog plumber usually does. Need a Shog wearing suspenders

>> No.32958445
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32958445

>>32958340
but if they had sex they would miss tonight's episode of Shogfeld

>> No.32958460

>>32958264
>W-why do I gotta jog? I can just teleport!
Well anon, why does she? It’s not so you can watch her chest sway as it rises and falls as she tries her best? Or the way her butt jiggles in those shorts? Or the way she has to keep tugging her spats over her tummy as they strain to keep it contained?

>> No.32958464

>>32958442
I had a brainfart there, I was thinking of overalls.

>> No.32958494

>>32958460
No, those are the reasons.
Along with making her a little less smug for an afternoon.

>> No.32958519

>>32958201
Yeti.

>> No.32958544

>>32958445

ITS A SHOG ABOUT NOTHING!

>Shoggy bursts in the door
"SHOOGY GUESS WHAT!?"
*laughtrack*

"So what's the deeeeaaaall with Shogplane Shogfood?"

"NO! NO SHOG FOR YOU!"

>Something something
>Shoggy Doggy

That's all I got

>> No.32958557
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32958557

>>32958460
If she can't stand exercise, she better be able to stand teasing her chub.

>> No.32958562

>>32958442
>>32958464

Mmm, I'd let her unclog my pipes any day...

no but please drawfags I need a cute shoggy plumber in my life

>> No.32958571

>>32958557
>Jinko just pics me up so she can smug it up at the smaller fat cat.

>> No.32958619

>>32958557
i want to smell and lick raiju

>> No.32958676

>>32954868
>>32954996

Never thought of hobbits as sexy before, but now I want to marry a cozy, proper little Hobbit wife that loves making yummy snacks, writes letters and makes appointments in a little booklet, and never, ever, ever, dreams of going on an adventure unless it's in the bedroom

>> No.32958722

>>32955949
Cute oni. Funny how the blue one has office worker glasses while wearing a tiger skin bra and loincloth

>> No.32958727

>>32958619
Like licking a battery.

>> No.32958749

>>32958727
a sexy battery

>> No.32958750

>>32958544
>Shogfeld followed by Everybody Hates Kiki and Married... with Master
shog TV is starting to look more and more appealing

>> No.32958794

>The Dark Shog Rises

>> No.32958836

>>32958557
Imagine the M U S K coming from a P'Orc/H'Orc gym.

>> No.32958840

>>32958750
I'm scared of checking the nature documentaries.

>> No.32958902
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32958902

marry wives, life good

>> No.32958940
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32958940

>>32958840
>the shog cat stalks carefully, so as to not alert her natural predator, the cunning and vile Kiki
>her prey? over there across the shog river... a wild master
>his handsome eyes glow against the glistening shog water as he takes a sip
>the shog cat gets lost in his lips and manly chiseled jawline covered in the refreshing shog water before coming back to her main objective
>she sneaks up on the unsuspecting master...
>looks like this shog is going to be eating well tonight!

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32958956

>>32958794
>"You're a big girl..."
>"For you."

>> No.32959090

>>32958956
>It's not about the ShogMoney...it's about sending a Shog message

>>32958750
Now, Shoggy, be nice to Kiki...

>> No.32959094

>>32950613
>Step through the door, confused
>The image of my room flickers away as I descend a stairway to another door
>One Escher-inspired maze later, open a card-like door
>Cute teenage Diamond Trumpart laying in a bed, wiggling her ass at me, and motioning to a rack of potions and toys
>She tells me she can contact any of her friends to join in at any time - we can build that harem as slow or fast as I'd like

>> No.32959105

>>32958940
>I love my Shog world...
>and all her crazines...
>Boom-Dayadda! Boom-Dayadda!
>Boom-Dayadda! Boom-Dayadda!

>> No.32959114

>>32958902
One wife, life is best.

>> No.32959118

>>32958836
Mmm, like smoked bacon...

>Sweaty, muscly pink and brown tomboys as far as the eye can see
Heaven

>> No.32959149
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32959149

>>32959114
Darn right

>> No.32959187

>>32958676
It's your duty to sweep her off her feet so she has tales of men and elves and dwarves and goblins and trolls and orcs and spiders to tell all the little hobbitses.

>You'll never adventure around Middle Earth with a shortstack hobbit girl who maintains all your gear and cooks for you
>You'll never spend all your time and energy protecting her
>And when you're in your darkest moment's together, it's she who drags you kicking and screaming into the light. Maybe she can't carry your burdens, but she can carry you!

Hobbits are actually an amazing people. With a hobbit wife you'll never have to fear a thing, the world can collapse around you and through the sweat on her brow and the dirt under her nails she'll carve out an idyllic slice of heaven just for the two of you. Truly ideal wives.

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32959192

>>32958836

>> No.32959198
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32959198

>>32946656

>> No.32959204

>>32950613
a portal to the great mamono lakes!

>> No.32959206
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32959206

>>32959114
This, monogamy is the way to go. Now if I could only decide on a wife... or have a wife decide on me, that would make things a lot easier.

>> No.32959221
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32959221

Heres your party member.

>> No.32959234

>>32959221
>Infertile
And so the quest begins.

>> No.32959238

>>32951252
>Sit on the bed gyaru elves to join in the conversation
>End up pulled in the center of the mass of elves, leaned up against one while the others flank you on both sides
>The elf holding you up starts massaging your scalp
>Close your eyes and relax, almost falling asleep from comfyness
>something metallic clattering to your right shocks you back
>Open your eyes to see one of the elves failing to hide a pair of handcuffs
>The gentle hands on your head grip a little tighter and the elf behind shouts "WE'RE MADE, GET 'EM"

Dark elves pretending to be gyaru to make their targets relax, many such cases

>> No.32959243

>>32959114
This. I shitpost about lots of mamono, but the only one that I lewd and seriously consider cute is my wife Titania.

>> No.32959269

>>32959238
glad to know that Druella knew exactly what I wanted

>> No.32959278

>>32959221
I can tell this quest is gonna start and end in the same way
My face in her cleavage

>> No.32959289

>>32959114
Hivemind wife lets you enjoy both.

>> No.32959292

>>32959221
shit like this is why i want wolfus to rape me

>> No.32959301

>>32959221
Perfect. Now I just need to figure out how to learn healing magic and I can live my ultimate fantasy. There is a way to become a healslut for monster girls in lore right...?

>> No.32959304

>>32959221
It looks like her womb is damaged.

>> No.32959340
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32959340

Another man to "eat"!

>> No.32959396

>>32959340
I want to fluff her fluff

>> No.32959399

>>32959234
>>32959304
>Her womb is actually fine
>She just found a healer that could repair the womb while leaving the scar untouched, because she knew it would help attract the kind of husband she would want
Devious is the monster's schemes

>> No.32959419

>>32959340
>here sir your order of Raging Mushroom stew
>but ma'am I didn't order any of that
>oh don't worry, the kind lady over there ordered and paid for it

>> No.32959480

>>32959396
I want to wet her fluff.

>> No.32959557

>>32950613
>open door
>see Succ teaching an Alice how to masturbate in my bed, while an Angel is chastising them on how shameful it is, and a Cheshire is getting off to the whole thing
>Succ decides to give little Alice-chan a demonstration on how "flesh-dildoes" work

>> No.32959586

>>32959557
>cheshire wasn't brought there by Druella, she just kind of showed up for the hell of it

>> No.32959722

>>32959269
>Manage to steal stationery supplies over the course of a week when your mistresses are bickering over whose turn it is with you
>You asked for them earlier so you could thank Druella for her gift, but they were paranoid that you were going to send a coded SOS letter. So they denied your request and whipped you for making an escape attempt.
>You quickly write the letter and hand it to the mail harpy when she delivers yet another box of bondage gear
>One of the elves saw and they now have an excuse to take their new gear on a test drive so to speak.
>Later, somewhere else, Druella is reading your letter and wondering why you wrote it on toilet paper, and why you're thanking her for dark elves
>She can understand you making that mistake at first glance, but surely you would have figured out they're just normal elves by now
>Meanwhile, elsewhere, a guy that looks like van darkholme is sitting in his BDSM dungeon trying to get his gyaru elves to at least try the riding crop, and to stop chain smoking in his dungeon

>> No.32959773

>>32959722
>ehhhhh latex? kimoiiiiii~
>BDSM? Maji????? ahahahahahaha~
>*lights up another menthol*

>> No.32959790
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32959790

>>32950613
Slutty whale mage robes (male) and a big girl to heal.

>> No.32959794

>>32957988
GOOD END (for you, poor Van though...)

>> No.32959813

>>32959187
Mmm, a cute sweet little burglar Hobbit is just what I need in my party. She'll even get a ring at the end of her journey I'll wager!

>> No.32959833

>>32959794
Meant for
>>32959722

>> No.32959854

>>32947086
>Ancient and powerful jubjub broodmother

>> No.32959863

>>32948876
No one is too big for pets. No one.

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32959900

milky COWS

>> No.32959925

>>32959187
Based and Tolkienpilled. I bet Hobbits would love comfy fantasy stories

>Cuddling with your cute Sackville Hobbit wife while you read her marvelous stories of a land far away about a lion, a witch, 4 children, and an old oak Wardrobe...

She gets scared during the Stone Table scene, so you mostly skip over it, but on rainy days you catch her checking the closets and cupboards to see if one of them doesn't lead to the wonderful land of Narnia

>> No.32959959

>>32959854
Defeating the Uber JubJub with flattery and wit!
Surely, there has never been so great and mighty a creature as yourself--why, even Dragons must yield before strength such as yours! But pray, come a little closer and let me admire your beauty, oh Great Pink One!

>> No.32959963

>>32959289
chimera works too

>> No.32960098

>>32959790
>whale mage
Summon Beluga!

>> No.32960099

>>32959586
>Cheshire uses space-creation and Wonderland shenanigans, then rearranges the room to have a gloryhole so my new harem can have anonymous "casual" sex with me

>> No.32960134

>>32960098
...fucking shit. I meant white mage.

>> No.32960165

>>32960134
Belugas are white, idiot. Summoning them is available to both white and whale mages.

>> No.32960172

>>32960165
Why is there no Beluga monster girl?

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