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>> No.33017499
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I'm going to defeat all the evil girls starting with these lims.

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Alright bros, redpill me on Redcap

>> No.33017519

I can’t, she sucks

>> No.33017524
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This thread is batty

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>> No.33017527

Ew a whore is touching druella

>> No.33017532
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Can someone give me a good author to follow or story to read? The op link literally has hundreds of different authors, some of which have been dead for years now.

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Impregnate horse.

>> No.33017692
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I prefer dragons

>> No.33017729
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I like pretty much any girl with wings desu

>> No.33017733

>forced to sleep on cold hard coins cause she refuses to leave her hoard

>> No.33017756

Alright fuck it, I'm gonna writefag my shitty angel shoe store greentext from the previous thread. Gonna try to make that into a little less cliched and hamfisted, but SoL mamono shoe store seems pretty /comfy/. Any tips or things I should definetly avoid? Other than >unironically read the MGEs and guidebooks cover to cover?

>> No.33017765

If you whine enough she'll slide you on top of herself for the most comfortable seat in the house.

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This, just lay on her soft belly and breasts.

>> No.33017837

Look at the size of that tail!

>> No.33017848

Intense battles against her to not get raped. Also good afterglow cuddles

>> No.33017861

Imagine it wrapping around you during cuddle time

>> No.33017864

bet it makes a meaty thump

>> No.33017879

I wanna cumflate a Wock!

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>> No.33018020

Honestly I don't find the actual 8 foot vampire in the game all that attractive, but I do appreciate how her existence has spurred the creation of so much anime-style fan art of her.

Why is a simple movement like adjusting one's hair like this look so attractive? Is it because you get to see parts from a different angle than usual? You get to see her show casual flexibility?

>> No.33018062

just enjoy the process

seriously though, one of the hardest part is getting demotivated midway through your story

>> No.33018069

>"Sweetheart, I have a special story for you. Deep beneath the earth of Dragonia there is an underground city-fortress, which was built in the days of past demon lords and has retained its appearance to this day. The entire place is ruled by the Wurm Queen, whose power is comparable to that of the Empress. In the underworld where she grew up, she is called "Big Mama," as it is now a huge nest where countless wurms can live. In the heart of the underground fortress, where there is not the slightest danger, is the "Queen's Wine Cellar," where the rarest demonic wines of the world, collected by the Wurm Queen, are kept. If the Wurms catch you inside the nest, you'll be stuck in an interrogation room, where you'll be fully trained fu-fu-fu. Nevertheless, there are such exceptional wines stored there that if you sell one, even your grandchildren will live a comfortable life....but is it worth the risk?"
>He has been told such things, so now he is not an adventurer, but the keeper of the wine cellar along with his wurm wife.

>> No.33018070 [SPOILER] 
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I love my beautiful March Hare wife!

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Haku sensei told me that if your wife has heart pupils during the climax, she's guaranteed to become pregnant with twins or higher

>> No.33018095

Just be yourself and have fun with it. Get everything you want written out, and then work on shaping it, instead of spending 10 minutes for each sentence

>> No.33018097

I did wonder what kind of hard hitting questions these wurm interrogators have

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These snug bugs are getting desperate

>> No.33018144

Sounds like she knows her stuff.

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There is a long list of actual questions such as trying to figure out who sent you or why you are here, how did you get in, but they usually forget to consult the chart and just ask you how your day is and if you wanna be their husband before moving on to the "fun" part of training

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>octomom dragon

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>> No.33018245

She isn't a whore, anon. She's a slut. Important distinction.
Sluts do sexual favors for anyone.
Whores do sexual favors for anyone with money. Drawfags then however, by virtue of commission, are indeed whores.

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Breed womb wound wolf

>> No.33018278

Everyone knows grizzled, cake mercenary monster girls are for making into broodmoms.

>> No.33018303

>uhh miss Valkyrie are the ropes really necessary for training?

>> No.33018340

>So, who do you work for?!
>Uh, you guys?
>Oh dear, there must have been some kind of mistake. I’m sorry, let’s get you out of these cuffs.
the perfect infiltration

>> No.33018347

>ywn be wing hugged, leglocked, and tailbound by your wife as you pour gallon after sinful gallon into her hungry womb.

>> No.33018350

Two thirds of the second side guide have been edited and uploaded to the wiki. The images seem to be missing though.

>> No.33018372

I greatly enjoyed Magus Anon's works and he updates semi-regularly, i suggest reading his serie (now should be at chapter 44)

>> No.33018373

Copyrighted material, can't upload the pictures if im not mistaken.

>> No.33018390

>still waiting on Crumble

>> No.33018415

This is what happens when you only let angels communicate with dusty old priests for thousands of years to spread the word of heaven. All it takes is
one compliment from a kid, and bam! Suddenly the emotionally repressed, lonely CC archangel who's never heard so much as a kind word from a cute
man in her life completely autists out because she doesn't know how to process emotions basic ass emotions and is now hiding in a wood shack
somewhere with a kidnapped teen and some creatively employed rope while every cupid in a 50km radius goes absolutely haywire.

>> No.33018416

>still having all his shit on pastebin

>> No.33018418

>wriggle a little too much
>leglocks you in her sleep
>back gone

>> No.33018445
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Have more faith in your loving waifu, she would never cause you such terrible harm.

>> No.33018459

>grizzled, cake mercenary monster girls
The type that needs kisses the most

>> No.33018500
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Breed ushis. They're endangered ya know?

>> No.33018524
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What would monstergirls' thoughts and opinions be in the rapey male Shoujo love interests? Would monstergirls even like men who are like rapey male love interests in shoujo romance?

>> No.33018554

If I were forced to marry a human woman in an arranged marriage, i'd run into the forest and put a wedding ring on a tree branch and marry that tree before I marry a filthy human woman.

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They'd more than like rapey men, they'd try to get those men to rape them, then rape them if they didn't do the raping themselves.

Feel me?

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It can't be that bad.

>> No.33018660

Kisses, daughters, and a peaceful life.

>> No.33018693

>the pharaoh has been kidnapped by a grape snake
>are you a bad enough dude to save the pharaoh?

>> No.33018708

What Mamano would want to turn a reclusive, asocial man into a femcum drinking man whore?

>> No.33018731

Mindflayer services

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I would resist this until it killed me.

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New commission, this time featuring a wight crowning the new queen of the kobolds. Probably.

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Why are they such good girls?

>> No.33018800

There are worse ways to go than drowning.

>> No.33018805

>Gazer hypnotizes anon to think that her body fluids are healthier than water

>> No.33018817

I refuse to become a whore, instead choosing to remain as pure as possible for my waifu. Or die waiting lmao

>> No.33018836

centuries of inbreeding

>> No.33018846

They know good girls always get a bone.

>> No.33018889

part 2 when >:V

>> No.33018902

46. Updates are on ao3 now.

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I'd rather be kidnapped by the snake myself and have the pharaoh rescue me

>> No.33018984

I'd rather be kidnapped by the pharaoh myself and have nobody rescue me.

>> No.33018992

Is he writing the Pharaoh story? The one with only a single chapter since November now?

>> No.33019003

Course not. It's not kidnapping when a pharaoh does it, it's royal decree.

>> No.33019012

But what if I don't recognize her as a divine authority

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>> No.33019028

You *WILL* recognize her as a divine authorithy. And also a wife.

>> No.33019030

who knows, his previous story had a 3 month and then 11 month gap between chapter postings

>> No.33019037

for me, most of em

>> No.33019048
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What if I kidnap the Pharaohs advisor?

>> No.33019078

Imagine trying to kidnap an anubis but you're really bad at it and her perfectionism compels her to show you how you're supposed to do it.

>> No.33019104

>It's not kidnapping when a pharaoh does it, it's royal decree.
>It's not stealing when a pharaoh does it, it's tax collecting.
>It's not enslaving when a pharaoh does it, it's assuring loyalty.
>It's not rape when a pharaoh does it, it's securing the royal line.
I'm starting to consider alternative options.

>> No.33019152

Nothing about a human man is private, not even his browsing history. Monsters in your area/wive(s), the lilims, and the government know about your secrets.

>> No.33019153

What's with the femcum meme being pushed, just admit you want to drink her pee and be done with it like me.

>> No.33019164

>Pharaoh doesn't actually do anything for her kingdom
>just a decadent hedonist that burns through tax money like there's no tomorrow
>anubis advisor is the one who actually keeps the whole kingdoms running, if only just
>advisor gets kidnapped by an Anon who wants some of that anubutt
>kingdom quickly falls into chaos
>Pharaoh can't get her back because she has no idea how to organize her own court, much less an army
>anubis was such a task-master that no one knows remembers how to do anything without her micromanagement
>anubis too busy enjoying her time cuddling her new husband and relaxing for the first time in years to worry about any of this

>> No.33019165

>Really? THIS is where you choose to ambush me? I had seven different avenues of escape and a guardhouse a short distance away. Did you even learn my daily routes before planning this? In five minutes I would have been in an abandoned back alley that serves as a shortcut, that would have been a much better location to set up a trap.
>At least you thought enough to use a silence spell to stop me from casting any spells, but you also neglected to plan for any possible followers I may have that could dispel this effect, you got lucky that my advisor is away tonight with her husband, but I can already tell you didn't actually know that
>Do you at least have a proper escape plan? Don't tell me you were actually thinking about going through the tunnels, they are crawling with mummies at this time of night, you wouldn't make it a quarter of the way there before being discovered

>> No.33019174

Who are you to question the will of a god?

>> No.33019185

>"I used to be one of the toughest mercs in the area."
>her daughters just look up and down her plush, pregnant milf body she gained from constantly being bred
>"Yeah, mom, sure. Whatever you say."

>> No.33019187

She's not my god.

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This all seems very complicated, I'm just going to kidnap a zombie instead.

>> No.33019202

Yeah bitch, well I'd like to see you do better!

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Anubutt deserves the rest.

>> No.33019217

>Local vampire becomes very alert at someone stealing her minions
You've done it now, anon, hope you like being a bloodbag

>> No.33019219
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She will be

>> No.33019223

This is gonna end with her putting on her old adventuring gear just for it to not fit.

>> No.33019227

If she's not claimed or owned by anyone, I don't think it counts as kidnapping, more like adoption.

>> No.33019234

>her husband walks in on her bursting out of her old gear
>"Breeding time it is, then."

>> No.33019251

She could at least have the pictures saved from right before the first pregnancy.
Don't make me buy a fedora.

>> No.33019265

>Can't wear the gear when there's a new daughter on the way otherwise her current ones just think she's 'doing 'games' with dad'

>> No.33019270

From where? Fedoras are considered contraband in the Pharos kingdom.

>> No.33019386

>most wholesome waifu with the most scary
Nothing good can come of this.

>> No.33019443

Woah now anon please spoiler decrees like that, my wife Titania just watched a TV show about being hunted down by the government and is obsessed with holing up in the basement and whipping out the shortwave radio she got off Mamonozon. If she gets wind someone from the Order is going to hunt down evil (in her mind evil is eating all the strawberries in the fridge then leaving the empty package in there and not putting it on the list) mamono, I'm gonna have to not only be out of strawberries, I'm also going to have to likely have sex on the cold unfinished basement floor listening to conspiracy theorists talking about how the Danukis are putting chemicals in the water to make the mucus toad's tongues short on shortwave.

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>Don't make me buy a fedora.
You don't need to buy anything anon, once you accept your place (under or over her, depending on her mood) she will buy you whatever you want.

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>turns out the two of them have been friends since they were kids and this is just an elaborate setup for a threesome

>> No.33019575

>waifu goes to the local Husband Monitoring Agency to see what hubby's been up to online
>"Well? Has he been up to anything sick and twisted?"
>"What is it? Do I need to contact the authorities?"
>she doesn't know how to tell waifu without being embarassed herself that he's been relentlessly searching on Mamonoogle terms like "optimal breeding positions for [wife's species]", "womb massages for maximum fertility", "best sex positions to try with [wife's species]" and visiting a bunch of forum websites by husbands of [wife's species] asking for tips and tricks how to pamper her
>"Well miss your husband seems to really like you"

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Need a Kiki and Shog version of this

>> No.33019616

I'll return her with interest later.

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>> No.33019675

>this is the fourth time this week she's done this
>I know it's her palace and all but it's our home now, she can't keep doing this
>I feel bad for the poor shirohebi that have to fix the holes she keeps making
>I know it's for dramatic effect but come on the doors are literally made big enough for you
>can't work up the courage to say anything because she's so damn cute when she does it

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>> No.33019695

Really? What name does he use there

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>> No.33019726

Can't wait until he finally finds his waifu and she turns him down because he isn't of noble enough blood.

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Gotta wear those layers anon.

>> No.33019748

Wurm is the kind of monster that thinks poon is a fishing rod built specially for catching sahuagins.

>> No.33019751

Fucker should have stayed with the Demon mage/rogue hybrid, would have been happy if the story just ended as a "and then they fucked happily" after the gladiator school section

>> No.33019752

I'm not an onion

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Ya you're more like a Doneion.

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Can I interest you in a snug bug?

>> No.33019844


>> No.33019848

>When you create your own setting then you get depressed because you will never live on it

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Only interested in one bug.

>> No.33019891

I've done that with my wife's kingdom, I want to live there so bad.

>> No.33019894

make it a snug bug in a rug and you have got yourself a deal

>> No.33019917

I want to live in Druella's authoritarian fascist nation where all men are love slaves.

>> No.33020034

but why

>> No.33020059

>a loli version of your wife smugs really deeply at you while riding your cock

>> No.33020076

Is she trying to out loli my daughter?

>> No.33020139

You ever just have a family gangbang? Just you, your wife, and the kids, together having sex with each other in the living room? that's going to be tough for monsters like centaurs, and arachnes

>> No.33020146

Does anyone know if the most up-to-date profiles are on Monster Girl Redux or on the wiki?

>> No.33020151

Sounds lovely, and would be a common bonding activity on weekends!

>> No.33020235

you know what they say, “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land in the desert and get fucked forever by an apophis”

>> No.33020238

Would probably just be me and the wives.
Maaaaybe one of the daughters that got too clingy but that's it.

>> No.33020251

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy while the snow comes in. Seems that a Yuki and a Ryu got it on a bit too much at the same time and are bringing on the white stuff.

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Remember that sneks have it pretty bad right now
>"Closer, hubb- uh, heat slave! I demand your warmth!"
>get coiled and stuffed under her sweater

>> No.33020330

>Don't even get in, she just locks you in her coils and pulls you into where she is, beneath the blankets while she sips on a hot drink.

>> No.33020367

I want this meme cat.

>> No.33020390

>any words from you are completely muffed
>"Ugh, I can't hear you. If you need air, tap my ass once."
>"I said 'tap' not 'spank'!"

>> No.33020405

Quick, anon, the gremlin's getting closer to you! Call the rape hotline before she chases you again!

>> No.33020421

Electric elemental
Metal elemental
Wood elemental
Sand elemental
Blood elemental

>> No.33020454

I'll just put my hand on her head and hold her away from me as she windmills her arms trying to get to my pants.

>> No.33020469

I live roughly 300 km away from the equator, I have not, and most likely never will see snow in my life

>> No.33020472

>see her silhouette approaching you in the dark
>call the hotline
>you can see her answer her phone
>”don’t worry, I’ll have it delivered as soon as possible”

>> No.33020510

and why should i? acting proactively and avoiding rape altogether is clearly the best course of action!

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Apparently kay-sea updated Banshee's art somewhere along the line, making her a bit more thigh-y.

>> No.33020546

I'm pretty sure that it doesn't go like that

>> No.33020562

>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a mechanical arm extension

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>> No.33020586

Attempting to run away from the monster is considered foreplay to most mamonos

>> No.33020587

Some artists can't do thighs

The guy who turned Saber into a tiddiemonster couldn't draw thighs to save his life. Does great breasts and faces, though.

>> No.33020598

But that's the second-best part, right next to fucking her!

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>> No.33020648

>tfw you will never somehow wind up in a harem with an ancient evil and ancient good monster

>> No.33020672

and that's precisely why I would never attempt to run away in the first place. accepting her love is a much more efficient, and I daresay, mutually beneficial way of dealing with a rape-happy mamono

>> No.33020702

But that way, she can't boast all those capture gadgets she prepared to catch you! Don't you also want to see what things she has built for you?

>> No.33020796

sucks to be her, should have done something more productive with her time, like jumpstarting an industrial revolution through ruthless mechanization of the countryside, forever dooming humanity to a fate worse than death

>> No.33020821

the only sabbath i would touch

>> No.33020911

Using mission stories and going for Silent Assassin Suit Only is boring. Just running in like a mad man and thinking on your toes is more entertaining

>> No.33020938

flat foxes

>> No.33020947

If human HAM radio is all old guys talking about hemorrhoids, what is MG HAM radio about?

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Based, can't wait to read
Mmm, Thump it again Mommy!
I dunno, I like how cute it is, like a girl is showing off and she doesn't even know. My guess is the subtle sexual signalling of raising her arms and arching her back, but it could just be guys love to see a cute girl play with her hair.
Based, I love me some dumb-but-well-meaning Wurm henchwomen
You think Banshees like to go on night drives when they're depressed?

Thank you OP, werebats are great and I wish I could marry one.

>> No.33020977

>Ancient Artifacts, a Sacred Urn
>whizz by in a tunnel made by a Wurm

>> No.33021040

fox-shaped pancakes!

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Should be turned into cow foxes.

>> No.33021057

those are really large boobs, they probably hang really lewdly when she is asleep.

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>Fall in love with a Dark Priest Girl
>She tries to moralfag, but she's slutty and horny all the time
>Literally she can't keep her hands or tongue to herself, even in public
>Fortunately we're married now, so she can tease and ride me all she wants and it's OK by the Church
>We still play a game where I have to 'confess' any naughty thoughts I have to her each week, and vice-versa
>One day, she confesses that she hasn't been able to stop fantasizing about me knocking her up
>Contrary to disapproving of sex, the Church permits almost anything so long as it is between husband and wife
>Dark Priests, far from being censured, are encouraged to be as slutty as they like in their own home in order to have more children for the Church
>The idea of getting pregnant as a kind of Holy Sacrament gets her all hot and bothered
>She's started asking me how I feel about a largish family and would I be upset if she had twins for our first
>I tell her twins are awesome and I want to make the Swiss Family Robinsons look like a small family
>She turns bright red, runs into her room and shuts the door
>I can hear her muffled praying
>She's thanking God for sending her such a nice husband and would He please help her get pregnant very soon?
>Say a little prayer of thanks of my own while I wait for her to come out
>When Sshe's done I tell her to get dressed so I can take her out to dinner
>All night long she stares at me with those big, I-love-you eyes until I can't stand it anymore
>I barely keep my cool until we get home, whereupon I pound her in leglocked missionary while staring into her pretty eyes and telling her I love her over and over again until I cum deep inside her womb while she shivers and jerks through her orgasm/
>Can't wait for our first set of triplets

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Kunoichi who's body is too curvy for stealthy sneaking.

>> No.33021117

but then they won't be able to seduce me

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>”Oh no I totally slipped by accident and all my clothes fell off leaving my bare ass out for a frustrated anon to grab my waist and just plow me till I’m pregnant and left totally unsmug”

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Slim, washboard-chest tomboy Werebats really get a nice upgrade after you have your first couple kids. Mine went up 3 cup sizes, the little hussy. I guess she just wants more, because I swear everytime I knock her up she just gets bigger.

Oh well, not like she needs to be slim and agile to hunt anyway. And the extra padding is pretty nice for cuddling...

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Fixed it!

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Meido Gear Solid: Tactical Kiki Espionage Action

>> No.33021162

Upside-down headpats.

>> No.33021163

I know what shes doing and i am still going to fall for.

>> No.33021166

using secret kiki CQC techniques and taking master's dick captive with her butthole

>> No.33021176

Nuns are too damn lewd. That's why I married one.

>> No.33021195

Kikimoras definitely like doing scissor-kick takedowns onto Mastah's bed.


>> No.33021219

ha ha ha
funny guy

>> No.33021233

Puts a whole other spin on "snake-eater" doesn't it?

>> No.33021271

>Master you really need some rest
>But I d-
>I said you need some rest
>does the leg takedown
You really can't argue with spec ops kiki

>> No.33021311

>Spec-Ops: The Kiki
Do you feel like a hero, yet?

>> No.33021313

*like a maid

>> No.33021409

Reflooring your house with hard flooring to hear your kiki's CLACKs is nice, but also look foward to the cute little clicks of kiki daughterus.

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I really want to just molest the fuck out of a kiki's hair.

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Does it sound like this?

>> No.33021460

And tail and arms. Kiki is made to be molested, she's fluffy

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But especially the hair, the massage alone would likely be enough to have her eyes roll back.

>> No.33021539

*squirt bottle*

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Where you squirting that, Anon? :^)

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>tfw you are an Order hero
>you make your way to a lilim's castle
>she is in the throne room
>her "husband" is also with her
>they seem to be in the middle of a heated discussion
>they briefly glance at you then go back to arguing
>Those fiends are straight up ignoring you!
>Well, you are not going to waste such an opportunity. They will regret this
>You pour all your strength in to one deadly strike and dash towards them
>she swats you like a fly
>you lie there in a small crater, unable to move and forced to listen to their "marital dispute" until the staff comes over to do a clean-up
>should have listened to my mentor and gone after an unmarried one

>> No.33021715

wtf is this garbage

>> No.33021724

>tfw simple peasant living in Order territory
>living at the edge of a small hamlet, a succubus has been sneaking out of the woods and across the field in an attempt to woo you outside your bedroom window at night
>keep telling her to leave or you'll alert the guards, but she keeps coming
>one night a patrol catches you two conversing through the window
>they sound the alarm, she's chased back into the forest and you're promptly dragged out of your house
>condemned as a monster sympathizer and subverter of the Order, executed at dawn in front of the entire village

>> No.33021749

A succubus wouldn't do something so amateurish

>> No.33021750

It's a woman of color taking over as Thor.

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>I am your god now. And you will confess all those sinful things you want to do, little priest.

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>the encounter that started it all

>> No.33021936

so garbage, got it

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>Order soldier has a PTSD triggered by pink after seeing his regiment decimated by jubjub shock troopers.

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>> No.33021953

We're owl exterminators

>> No.33021955

based explorer dude feeding and seeding the bird before it can count

>> No.33021975

B-b-but then she finds my body and resurrects me into a cool undead guy and we have sex and live happily ever after right? Right? Right?

>> No.33022026
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>Do you think flattery will save you from rape?

>> No.33022204

Oh heck yeah. And shes gunna make it look at badass. Poofing infront of everyone and using her magic to res you. Then sex you so hard infront of everyone that they all turn into monsters or husbands of monsters right there.

>> No.33022293

just start having sex before the execution so theres more mana for more corruption

>> No.33022316

Against this royal CC virgin? Probably. I bet she'd turn into a blubbering, blushing mess.

>> No.33022319

brown is an ugly color

>> No.33022364

You forgot the DL and the hubby appearing halfway through the action giving you thumbs up, and it all finally ending with a Bollywood-style mass musical number

>> No.33022405

Sex musical number but yes pretty much.

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Birbs tho

>> No.33022475

Crow just needs a dick up her ass to start singing

>> No.33022497

But how do i stop the raven for being emo?

>> No.33022505

Well that's an entirely different problem, but I suspect that solution is the same

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Here's the hero to save your realm from eternal darkness.

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Tall vampires have been all the rage now but how do I get a tall wight? Do I need to start while she is a zombie? I want my 9ft tall wight.

>> No.33022551

Is she near the light-switch then?

>> No.33022558

That is one big tail spade

>> No.33022561

Start with a dragon zombie because dragons are taller than humans.

>> No.33022591

Imagine losing against jubjubs. They can't even fly!

>> No.33022613

Perfect for flipping pancakes

>> No.33022623

Never underestimate a horny jubjub.

>> No.33022627

It's pretty easy to make a big patchwork zombie. Some doctor did it once.

>> No.33022629

What'd she do? Flap around trying to chase you? She'd probably trip on a branch a few meters trying. Plus I have a sword

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>> No.33022640

Give her lots of milk

>> No.33022659

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.33022691

big tails are for the fertile

>> No.33022696

I feel an irresistible urge to hug

>> No.33022717

It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan

>> No.33022766

I love morons like this who forget that there's such a thing as a joke without malevolent intent

>> No.33022777


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Imagine a BEEG, 8 ft, MUSCULAR, griffon wife making You go on a diet and forcing You to lift, just so that she can see You growing more and more muscle Yourself, as she progressively gets more touchy and grabby with Your well defined pecks and tonned glutes.
Imagine her flapping her wings in excitement as You are finally able to lift and hold her comfortably up in the air. Imagine her wings wrapping around You, as You embarrass her by princess carrying her all the way home from the café.
Haha now that would be wacky haha.

>> No.33023165

How would Fallen God look like? Would she have blue skin? Would she have multiple wings?

>> No.33023261

I'm more into lean and fit but aside from that, this scenario is my dream

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>My butt needs a seat, blood slave! Get over here before I make you!

>> No.33023381

Hey man, that's a patrician top tier taste as well. BEEG or lean, we love all of our fit waifus.

>> No.33023393

Don't know if anon cares, but finished rewriting my wives infection summary. Manticore hybrid is still new and thus doesn't have an origin.

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>> No.33023491

Sending dick pics to old foxes is dangerous.

>> No.33023521

Never sext a bicorn unless you want every monster girl that's single within a 10 mile radius to know what your dick looks like.

>> No.33023624

I call this peer to peer marketing

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Why are dog girls do partial to BDSM? Is it because they live to find a master to obey?

>> No.33023772

>sext a smoke hobo
>"Oh, looking for a hookup tonight? I'll send some friends over."
>there's a knock on your door
>answer it and immediately get bum-rushed by ten different monster girls each carrying food, drinks, and sleeping arrangements
>smoke hobo sashays in last telling you to get ready for a long, fun night

>> No.33023780

Yeah, they're naturally submissive to those above them in the pack and dominant to those below them.

>> No.33023791

And in the morning everyone else is gone except your wife you don't remember marrying

>> No.33023836

I just want to wrestle with a big griffon where the winner gets to be on top. Of course, I'd realistically have no chance against her, so she'd sometimes pretend to have "lost" against me. I'm secretly going to the gym and taking lessons though, so one day I'm going to pin her down for real and dominate the heck out of her, much to her glee

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>praying diligently to god every day
>one day start noticing strange feathers inside my house
>the next day an angel in her divine splendor appears before me
>she opens her mouth and with her angelic voice says:
>Hey big boy, show me your dick.

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I want to ruin an evil monster's dreams of world domination by keeping her constantly heavily pregnant.

>> No.33024017

So we know that a litch will be able to bring a woman back to life as a zombie, even making a custom one from parts of dead women. But could she do the same to a man? Like if he wanted to be taller, etc, could he ask the litch to make him like a body more to his liking?

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>Kunoichi clan sends out their most 'dummy thicc' assassin to take care of you.

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You fool! That is how she plans to create her army!

>> No.33024041

Anyone have the pictures of the other Lilim besides Druella that KC put on twitter a few years ago? They were only sketches.

>> No.33024060

He did? The only other liim I know of that he made sketches of is the one from his game.

>> No.33024104

Was getting addicted to rough mating part of her plan?

>> No.33024110

Yeah, he drew three of them. They were probably just concept sketches. I can't remember if he deleted the tweet or not, but I can't find them anymore.

>> No.33024182

You sir are based. Whenever I work out, i workout for my waifu too.

>> No.33024207

>your daughters have their own dreams of world domination and they're harder, stronger, faster and better than your wife

>> No.33024256

Not if I teach them that world domination is badwrong, and that they should look for happiness the way their mother does, by birthing lots of daughters.

>> No.33024319

Perhaps you meant these? https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/718052990469349377

>> No.33024336

Yeah, spot on. Thanks, anon

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Embrace Monke

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Embrace the Fallen God

>> No.33024359

Monke & super monke

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No technology
No clothes
Be free

>> No.33024454

Can I embrace Hathor and Eros too?

>> No.33024592

>Hey big boy, show me your dick.
Well, my dick is diamonds.

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Whether it be the Kangaroo Court, the Judgement of Anubis or a trial in Wonderland, it's all good, man!

>> No.33024910

Those aren't even lilims though, it's fanart for shin megami tensei.

>> No.33024941

It would seem that Danuki Co. shill from the previous thread has a product for him. I wonder how much they pay to promote their products on this board

>> No.33025002

>Quoth the Raven

>> No.33025047

Don't teach the birds to be racist!

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hope you like big families

>> No.33025095

Vampire lady has gotten really popular really quickly

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>be married to beeg jinko
>live in a neighborhood full of husbands with beeg wives
>says she wants to take you along with her to the weekly wives meeting
>get there and everyone's brought their husband
>all of the beeg mamono sit their husbands on their laps and start debating over who has the best hubby
>all the meanwhile they're just looking at each other awkwardly
>they all know what they're thinking
>while it is weird being treated like this in front of your friends/neighbors, nothing is hotter than your beeg wife sitting you in her lap and hugging your head when she really gets into saying how cool you are
>all while her toned abs and perky breasts rub on your back and neck

>> No.33025428

I'd organize a neighborhood husband association and throw a meeting where we would sit our wives on our laps and do the same.
Everyone knows that human knees were made for BEEG, MUSCULAR BEASTGIRLS.

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I mistook the mistress of the house for a mere holstaurus, how was I supposed to know she didn’t have small horns under that sun hat, am I going to lose my job?

>> No.33025483

Making your jinko chuff by caressing her abs while she is sitting you in her lap.

>> No.33025519

God, I need to commission some BEEG Griffons, Manticores and Minos in sport outfits. Wish there was as much such art for them as there is for Hounds, Jinkos and Onis.

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Return to Monkey.

>> No.33025574

Griffon desperately needs more art and love

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Can griffons purr/chuff?

>> No.33025764

>you and the other husbands aren't getting anywhere with the discussion
>decide to settle it with a princess carry marathon race
>whoever makes it the furthest is crowned best couple and the month's club chair
>meanwhile newlywed couple is taking a look at the neighborhood, online reviews said that it is perfect for beastgirl couples
>approaching them down the street is a whole gang of guys princess carrying their blushing muscular 8-9ft BEEG wives
>newlywed hubby looks weirded out then looks over at his wife whos staring at the affair with the most dilated pupils he's seen she pounced on him and whipped out the cock for the first time
>whips out the phone and starts talking to the realtor

>> No.33025802

griffons have bird heads so they make bird noses

>> No.33025831

based unholy trips, I would assume they'd try
>Gyaru griffon sets up shop in front of the school vending machines
>Guys come by to get drinks during lunch
>Get scared off by a bellowing roar coming from next to the machines
>It's the griffon trying to purr seductively
>Tfw just wants a boy to come over and buy a pocari sweat so she can pin him down and get hitched

>> No.33025844

Chirping griffon
Imagine how embarrassed she would be after doing that

>> No.33025965

I want to make BEEG griffon embarrassed by making her chirp.
True. I will set things right.
This sounds wonderful.
I imagine it would become a yearly event, attracting tourists from the whole realm. Maybe it would get popular enough to make BEEG wife bridal carry race a recognized sport competition.

>> No.33026105

Griffons need not know what they protect, just that they protect it.

>> No.33026176

I've always thought that growth and shrinking potions would be common in Wonderland.

>> No.33026892


>> No.33026904

reminder that wurm lawyer always delivers
>at the mamono laundromat
>washer broke last week and I gotta use the coin machines
>local desperate CC mamonos frame me by collectively putting all their panties in my bag
>cornered by them, rape is obviously imminent by the smug looks on their face
>I only got one shot to get out of this
>bust out the phone and call 1800WURMJD
>"Hello thanks for calling the Wurm Lawyer Service, what do you need today?"
>"Uh yes I am in need of legal services immediately"
>"Understood, be there momentarily"
>wurm lawyer busts out of the ground a la >>33019654
>now with the settlement money I bought a brand new washer AND have a gang of CC mamono sex slaves

>> No.33026949

This isn't science, this is just burrowing

>> No.33026979

I actually really like this edit, good job anon.

>> No.33026995

>Griffons need not know what they protect
Griffons need to know that, and much more.

>> No.33027093


>Fufufu...Foolish human boy! It was all part of my *devious* plan to extract all if that lovely pearly-white boy-cum out of you. Every time you grunt and moan and cum inside me, I grow one step closer to sealing this world's DOOM! Now, Love-Slave, submit yourself again to my all-powerful will!


>Uhm, Hubby? C-could you cuddle me again tonight? I really liked what you did last time with my hair
>Oooh, I love how your fingers feel, please don't stop touching meeeee....
>What should we name her, Husband? I was thinking I might name her after your Mother this time, a fitting way to honor the woman who gave me you, yes?
>I love you so much. Sleep well, dear Husband *kisseu*

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>> No.33027177

Oh, and the wight's stocking is latex

>> No.33027178

>Cocks SShotgun with lustful____

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>> No.33027260

Bondage is the fetish of patricians and dog girls are the monstergirl wives of patricians, do the math.

>> No.33027285

It's a geology lesson!

>> No.33027404

Patricians like being tied up by kobolds?

>> No.33027407

Doing a role-reversal so a lilim gets mindbreaked from my touch!

>> No.33027618

Among other things!

>> No.33027674

>Making you giantess Lilim wife give you a head massage while you sit on her lap!

>> No.33027700
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This is truth. Bondage is the antithesis of savagery, chaos, and madness. Tying up a monster isn't just sexy, it's a statement in favor of order, sanity, and progress.

>> No.33027703

Why does the phrase "Constantly heavily pregnant" make me diamonds?

>> No.33027714

If you have shit taste

>> No.33027718

Based and Romanpilled

>tfw no Velites Monstergirl gf

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warmer times are coming soon anons, make sure to keep your waifu safe this season

>> No.33027792

Sounds nice. What are her fees?

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>cat, large dog, small dog

What about large cat?

>> No.33027859

Why so? How does bondage favor sanity? I thought insane people get tied up in a straightjacket?

>> No.33027873

How rude.

>> No.33027913

Remember that flea collars can cause irritation on mammals. A better way is to thoroughly bath with your wife at least once a day while brushing all parts of her fur

>> No.33027943

>Making your giantess Lilim wife shrink herself to fairy size

>> No.33027950

Not wanting to get raped is a very sane notion to have.

>> No.33027953

Really good, about half of what you would pay if you hired one of those Danuki lawyers. However I've heard that they'll waive the fee if you're willing to put a bun in the oven, whatever that means

>> No.33027982

Bondage is unnecessary, in Dragonia you just put a shiny collar on her

>> No.33027988

That'd just pent up her rape impulses until you eventually have to release her for a bath

>> No.33028005

>wurm lawyer tells anon she'll waive the fee is he puts a bun in the oven
>"... sorry ma'am I only have a microwave at home"
>pays the fee then leaves

>> No.33028030

>9 ft tall stacked BEEG Dragoness becomes your helplessly devoted love-slave the moment she feels your slim collar around her neck


>> No.33028031

Don't be silly, Wurm Lawyers work bro bono

>> No.33028047

What about those chews?

>> No.33028072
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Many monsters won't bother raping and will happily submit if they're getting free sex anyways. Other monsters need a little more discipline to understand respect. That's where magic comes in.

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>> No.33028192

>HDoom: Tumblr Edition

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Another point for big cats

>> No.33028210

That's like ingesting small amounts of insecticide so that mosquitoes won't bite you. Just give her a bath!

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>> No.33028357

>get out of the bath with jinko
>she just holds out her legs to your face
>"Well? They aren't gonna lick themselves dry. Hurry, I'm getting cold"
how do you get out of this without a mouth full of fur?

>> No.33028427

Make a deal so that she'd also lick you dry. The payoff of getting a few strands of fur in your mouth is worth it

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>> No.33028776

I like this image

>> No.33028848

It's just CCs talking about jumping the local convenience store clerk and Sabbath members arranging black masses

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>> No.33029029

Those kinds of monsters have milf strength. Same how old men and farmers can be unassuming but still stronger than men half their age

>> No.33029071

Are Golden squirrels rare? I always love a good monsterization.

>> No.33029128

>turned Saber into a tiddiemonster

>> No.33029175

Anyone got recommendations for NSFW artists with open commissions?

>> No.33029178


>> No.33029203

He's talking about Lancer Artoria, but I'm not posting it as it has nothing to do with mgs.

>> No.33029249
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>CCs talking about jumping the local convenience store clerk
Talking about how they want to jump him or bragging about already having done so?

>> No.33029250

TLDR theres a version of artoria that got to age physically and thus was nicknamed "titty saber" by fate dudes

>> No.33029269

What's she buying for the clerk to be jelly?

>> No.33029282

Lancer Arturia

>> No.33029304
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>> No.33029446

Not jelly of her, but the cashier behind her.

>> No.33029456

That might get an overprotective Wight after you

>> No.33029473
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In theory, if a ancient monster boy from before the big change were to be unsealed like a vampire's ancient coffin being opened, would he awaken as a tomboy? It'd be interesting if a ancient vampire lord were awakened as a tomboy and she rewards the insecure young boy who awakened her by teaching him how to be a man using her old experience as a ladies' man.

>> No.33029486
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Question - would Kiki be a maid to a familly of a happily married man if he had sons roughly her age? She could still get to serve and charm a man, but he wouldn't be her "mastah", and master would be unaccessible.

>> No.33029509

Both, the ones that have already done show share tips, there are even conventions for the sort of thing
It was referencing a greentext that ironically I happened to make about a supermarket employee taking a CC succ at the register with a Kiki getting embarassed because every time he thrusted the register made that scanning beep noise

>> No.33029527

The father would more than be her "master, but one of the sons she is fond of would be her "mastah".

>> No.33029538

She could serve a/the son as a/the assigned young master. Simple.

>> No.33029556
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Crawl on me!
Sink into me!
Die for me!
Living dead girl!

>> No.33029633

This isn’t one of those cursed undead artifacts that’s going to kill that kobold and turn her into a zombie as soon as she puts it on is it?

>> No.33029705 [DELETED] 

>Hero arrives at the castle of a married lilim
>She's arguing with her husband and they ignore him
>Hero leaves without a fuss
>Adventurers and hero incursions begin drying up
>Love economy is upset with the sudden downtick in new husbands
>Original hero left a dungeon review on the guild board
>Service 0/10, very rude, not challenging at all, if you want an evil castle go to Undead realm or Dragonia

>> No.33029728

>Hero arrives at the castle of a married lilim
>She's arguing with her husband and they ignore him
>Hero leaves without a fuss
>Adventurers and hero incursions begin drying up
>Love economy is upset with the sudden downtick in new husbands
>Original hero left a dungeon review on the guild board
>Service 0/10, very rude, not challenging at all, if you want an evil castle go to Undead realm or Dragonia

>> No.33029769

It's ok, once shes pumped out a few kids and they've grown they'll be back

>> No.33029779

Your failure is eternal. The mistakes you’ve made permanent.

>> No.33029795

What are you talking about anon? I think you're delusional, go to the infirmary

>> No.33029818

>She could still get to serve and charm a man, but he wouldn't be her "mastah", and master would be unaccessible.
>literally the next day after she's introduced one of the sons is wrapped around her finger, with kiki happily chirping about her new master

>> No.33029844

Good song

>> No.33029854
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Well that's unfair. Now you need more maids so every son can have one

>> No.33029875

Who is the Gondola of Monster Girls?

>> No.33030042

The jubjub
>every room of the house is very well cleaned
>youngest son's room is stainless
>every meal is balanced and well made
>youngest son's meal is perfect and there's always extra features for every dish
>every bath is always prepared as it should be
>youngest son's bath smells like heaven and makes one wanna stay in the water forever
>every son wakes up fresh and full of energy after a night in fresh soft bed
>youngest son wakes up sore with bags under his eyes, and the maid can be seen sneaking out of his bedroom 2 hours earlier

>> No.33030142

Repost it?

>> No.33030146

Better yet, just come up to them and let them nurse you into a big strong boy

>> No.33030205

I wonder what kind of animals they have at the demon realm pet shop.

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>> No.33030222

>Each son has a Kiki attending him
>It is announced a new son will be born soon
>A Kiki is acquired in advance for the upcoming son, in the meantime her duty is to attend to the expecting mother and be there to act as midwife when the time comes
>ywn have a Kiki who has been there for you since before you were born

>> No.33030245

Imagine a fuckup at the maid dispatch and you end up with a failed hellhound maid experiment.

>> No.33030270

oh no?

>> No.33030295

All freestanding maids within a very large radius come to the location of the maid that has claimed a master recently and spotted several suitable and unclaimed males. It's called a Convergence event and it triggers automatically, so you don't need and really can't do anything about that.

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>> No.33030314

>Go to demon realm
>Go into a pet store
>There's only a dark elf there to take care of the animals
>All the animals are pretty normal, most you've seen or read about, nothing you can't get elsewhere
>Ask the elf where the other animals are
>She doesn't understand what you mean
>The bigger, better or more exotic pets you explain
>She looks at you for a moment before her face lights up as she seems to understands what you mean
>She says they are in the back
>She takes you there
>She opens a dimly lit room and you step in
>After your eyes adjust to the dimmer light you can only see dark elves with their "pets" (aka, husbands) as they all turn to look at you
>You hear the door behind you close and lock
>Before you can even turn you feel something snap around your neck as they attach a collar to you
>Oh no.mp3

>> No.33030319


Based Dad arranging cute wives for his sons.

Also another cute variation would be:

>Neighbor married a Kikimora
>Their daughter is about the same age as your son, so they often play together
>They end up making friends and going to grade school together
>At age 12 the girl is sent off to Maid Preparatory school, because she wants to follow in her Mother's footsteps
>Your son goes off to secondary school
>They don't see each other for many years
>Your son eventually graduates from the local Mage's School and gets accepted to Royal Academy
>He'll need someone to look after him in the big city, especially because Wizards are notoriously bad at taking care of themselves at school
>You know just the maid
>He enters his small apartment at the Academy dormitories and sees the most beautiful girl he could have imagined with the same gentle smile he remembered from boyhood
"Greetings, Mastah~. I hope I will serve you well!"


>> No.33030339
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>pregnant hellhound in leather bondage
Fuck y-
>human feet
So close.

>> No.33030367

>human feet
Honestly, it's an improvement for latex/lather stuff.

>> No.33030371

Based and KDFpilled

>> No.33030392
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hope I got it all, hopefully it's readable, if not i'll try and fix it

>> No.33030423
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Very nice

>> No.33030493

I think most monster girls would do fine with the duty of taking care of a boy. Being good with a man is supposed to be part of a monster girls' natural instinct. Even the midwife part shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.33030568

What bugs me more is that she doesn't even have the ball gag in her mouth.

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I'd be inclined to agree, but I feel like the kid would get some rough lessons in life

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>> No.33030623


"Arrrgh! Take it, take it you sexy, sexy Succuslut!"
"Oh, fuck, take me masterrrrr~ Harder! Harder! Yeah, pull my fucking tail!"

>> No.33030638
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>please place items in the bagging area

>> No.33030653

>Please wait for assistance
>Please wait for assistance
>Please wait for--


>> No.33030703

Aw! It's OK, hubby will kiss her and make it better

Imagine your giantess wife getting down on hands and knees to crawl sexily towards you, but her head is still the height of your chest

This RE: game has really done a number on me broa

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Put me in the screencap

>> No.33030742

>Heavily pregnant latex bondage
Wow, this is amazing.

>> No.33030761

>the deed is finally done
>store has been cleared out by this point [spoiler[ mostly kek [/spoiler]
>anon and CC succ awkwardly and shamefully hang their heads while mamanoger is standing over the register voiding off all the items that got scanned during their love making session
>"Really!? 345 times?"
>meanwhile mastah had to come pick up Kiki who's just standing there dizzy and red as a beet with steam coming out of her head

>> No.33030774
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I want a lilim who acts like a dark elf.

>> No.33030863
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I am going to impregnate my Kikimora wife and none of you can stop me

Is it just me, or is this the only website where people talk about marrying and having children with girls? I remember back in the day places on Digg, Plebbit, etc. Would have writefag or discussion forums, but no-one wanted to discuss procreating (or even traditional sex) with a girl, just cooming. It used to be a weird niche thing, but I've seen a lot of impreg and just general pro-mating stuff on 4chan in the last decade or so, and I'm starting so see it in general culture too.

>> No.33030885

Having kids is gay and cringe

>> No.33030899

He wouldn't be given anything he couldn't handle.

>> No.33030951

Impregnation has become a fetish. Due to it being a biological imperative that also means it is a quite popular fetish. Its quite great.

>> No.33030962

>Mastah catches her next day masturbating in the second-floor guest suite and making *BOOP* noises in between moaning his name and begging him to fill her up with his babies

>> No.33031059

Talking about sniffing farts and licking toes or big veiny girlcocks and stuff like that is heavily discouraged in these threads, so this limits the amount of degeneracy that can be spammed here. Not to say that people aren't trying their best, but still.
And most posters here are not only very horny (which is permanent state of 4chan in general), but also extremely lonely and that can't be fixed with just simply getting laid IRL. There's this craving not for just simple sex (but monstergirls being perfect at sex isn't an overlooked trait either) or fleeting relationship, but something stable and enduring, for that kind of love that you know always there, for someone you can devote yourself and rely upon and know they love you and rely on you in turn. Desire for a significant other, a soulmate if you want to get all romantic. Which is why marriage is such a big part of it. Happily ever after and all that.
And impregnation is a fetish, it's quite popular. Also having kids is kind of natural conclusion for being married which is why many people fantasize about it. Not me, though, I would be absolutely horrible father, there's no way I'm subjecting an innocent being to that.

>> No.33031067

Yeah, it's awesome. I remember 10-15 years ago most people were like >>33030885, but now more and more people seem to find pushing a girls ankles behind her head and making her scream as you push your cock deep inside her love-tunnle and fill her fertile womb the the brim, doing this every night until her flat, shapely tummy swells and rounds like the waxing moon, filled with the mingling of your blood and hers, the physical manifestation of your undying love, everyday binding her closer to you, making her more and more *yours* as her brain showers her in chemicals designed rewire her very SOUL to make her love you and the child within her unconditionally. The satisfaction of knowing that with this first child, you and her have been granted not only immortality through him or her, but the incredible power of change, as your offspring fly like an arrow into the unknown and unknowable future, the incarnation of you and your wife's will, ideals, and love to forever change, if in even the smallest way, the course of history

Yeah, it's pretty neato

>> No.33031087
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>licking toes

>> No.33031101

>Talking about...licking toes...is heavily discouraged in these threads
Lol what? What do any of you fucks have against foot fetish?

>> No.33031105
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Yep, although I find with the possible exception of, (May Allah forgive me for speaking thus) /d/ and /aco/, that kind of degeneracy is discouraged site-wide by the userbase, if not the J*nnies and moderators.

Fuck, even /trash/ (aside from the furry shit) has decent threads. I like to think 4ch just has a better class of poster all-around.

Now back to (Mom)stergirls

>> No.33031115

Based anon. Thats also how monstergirls see kids as well so it makes extra sense for why people here like it.

>> No.33031152

On one hand:foot fetish and ll that
On the other hand: your licking a growth on a mandragora's foot
I know it's not the same, but I can't help but think of it like foot fungus grown horribly out of controll

>> No.33031185
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>> No.33031186
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Thunderbolt-chan is ready for battle and sex

>> No.33031219

Mmm, those spats

>> No.33031224

I thought kiki chicks would be a little bit kinda like mofucores

>> No.33031228
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Remember the words of that one Anon: I can jerk off my dick, but I can't jerk off my heart.
I don't think people here hate foot fetishists, it's just kind of an ethereal meme in the wide web about weird fetishes. Still shitting on footfags on /g/.

>> No.33031275
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What can she do?
Does she have a beam saber and ball n' chain like gundam chan?

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>What did that strange human mean when said "Ok boomer".

>> No.33031286

>Now back to (Mom)stergirls

Okay. My favorite scenarios are:

1. Blood human mother gets monsterized immediately after boy is born to save her from dying at childbirth. Maybe the midwife was a monster girl who could monsterize her or maybe instead she does die but the midwife happens to be a Lich who zombifies her. Basically, this means the boy gets to be raised by a blood momster from minutes of his birth.

2. Boy gets adopted as a newborn by a new momster who wants her newborn daughters to have a brother. Even better if she birthed a litter and her daughters accept their brother as part of the litter because they were all newborns.

3. A monster girl learns that a newborn boy that just went up for adoption is the son of the man she wanted but failed to get because he wanted a son. She decides to adopt him because he's the child she wanted to be able to have.

>> No.33031307

The thunderbolt has energy blades built into the foreams, and that shild is also effectvly a giant tazer

>> No.33031319
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Robot girls are the true power.

>> No.33031320
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>What did that strange human mean when he said "Ok boomer".

>> No.33031364
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"Fearboner" is a racist concept. It implies spiders are incapable of giving you regular boners just fine.

>> No.33031389
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>I would

>> No.33031425

I meant more like "Making a girl into a mom", but that works too, although the last one is kinda sad

How about:

>Wicked King gets a prophesy about being killed by his son
>Orders his General to kill the infant as a precaution
>The General is a kind man, and doesn't want to kill a baby, but he can't risk keeping it or else the king will find out
>Fortunately he knows the King's Huntsman and his Werewolf wife want a son, so he gives them the child for safekeeping
>Prince Anoedepus grows up raised by a wolf with 2 rambunctious wolfgirl step-siblings not related by blood
>Herodotus writes about the story 50 years later and it becomes a part of the Western Canon

Based and /his/-/lit/pilled

>> No.33031437

I want to fuck my waifu so we can make a daughteru.
Then I want to fuck our daughteru.

>> No.33031703

It's really common, you see it all the time on twitter when an artist posts something lewd
A crying luffy or goku.jpg with a "now draw her in a happy relationship and getting married" caption happens all the time and normalfags on artist twitter make a big deal out of being wholesome or pure like they deserve a medal for it.

>> No.33031732


>> No.33031796
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Big sister is watching you masturbate.

>> No.33031818

What do you use to make these? Seems easier than copy pasting individual posts into another document.
I'm computer illiterate

>> No.33031826

Can she smell my stinky spunk that i shoot out my cock too? She can screw off

>> No.33031832

She should lend a hand

>> No.33031898

Would be better if she swallowed instead

>> No.33031900

Snipping tool to screenshot the posts and literally ctrl-C&Ving then into MSPaint, not sure if that's how you're supposed to do it but it works for me

>> No.33031963
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>Defeat big bad evil monster that kidnapped your angel mentor
>Leaving the villain on her knees with your and her sword to her throat
>Have your reservation about finishing off an unarmed opponent
>Just then your angel mentor chimes in
>”Good, anon, good. Rape her”
>Clearly taken back by her order you wonder why an angel would advocate for laying with a monster
>”Anon if you simply kill her some other monster would just take her place, or Chief God forbid she’ll come back as an undead stronger than before”
>”But if you impregnate and marry her she’ll be unable to do evil due to carrying your child and once you marry her you can keep on eye on her making sure she never once again tries to turn to the dark”
>”And you can raise your kids to become perfect paragons of justice so they can take the throne one day ensuring peace”
>You’ve been proselytized before by plenty of angels but never once advocating for the impregnating of mortal enemies
>Still the logic is sound so you follow through with her demand

>> No.33031964

It's gotten harder to raise kids both out of material obligation and a healthy society. Also it's been a meme since the 60s that getting married and having kids is boring/ a bad thing this isn't the place to go into it but it's true. But people as living creatures naturally want to have human connections with others and children are a part of that. I think people are realizing the proposed alternatives to having a family like working or partying their younger years away don't actually make the average person any happier in the long run than if they had just settled down and had children. Then again I've had a vanilla impregnaiton fetish for as long as I can remember so maybe I'm just projecting my own distaste for modernity onto others

>> No.33031992

Are succubi really manipulative

>> No.33031997
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A Ghoul has detected you.

>> No.33032001

Onee-Sama (would that translate right in Japanese?) does watch you masturbate, but if you jerk off too much she will take steps to keep you from becoming a coomer, including, but not limited to:

>Cutting your internet access
>Setting you up with blind dates with attractive single Mamono
>slipping high-grade aphrodisiacs into your THRUST™ Energydrinks, stripping you naked, covering your body with lewd bodywriting like 'I'm a horny coomer' 'MG Rape Bait', and 'Please Marry Me <3' and dumping you in the middle of the Dark Elf district

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>> No.33032020

They are, but manipulative comes with a lot of negative connotations I wouldn't attribute to them.

>> No.33032040

Manipulative in the sense that they're going to do whatever it takes to get that baby batter. Succs are so good at "manipulating" men that they know how to push buttons that the man in question doesn't even know about.

>> No.33032041

>My stamina has doubled since we last met, Countess
>Good! <3 double the pride, twice as long spent in bed with me~~~

>My dear Abbess, Wight Lords are our speciality

Truly, George Lucas is a masterful storyteller

>> No.33032046

I actually uses word sometimes because it came free with my computer but the program isn't really meant for pictures that so there's alot of jank. I'll start trying the way you mentioned. Also, do you have size issues when screenshot posts have different word lengths? I find it gets a bit awkward trying to include multiple posts in one picture when one is only a sentence and others are paragraph sized.
It'd be useful if 4chan x had a tool that let you crop posts for screenshots to a standard size

>> No.33032052

What kind of mamono totalitarian dictatorship doesn't have state-mandated gfs?

>> No.33032066

Yep, feels like a lot of stuff nowadays (esp. last 20-30 years) is explicitly anti-human in nature, like the things society wants people to do is maladaptive at a biological level.

I wish we could get the economics solved because then people would marry and have children more...people would be a lot happier, even if they had a lower standard of living, if they had good families.

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Turns out your mentor was the real ancient evil pulling strings behind the scenes

>> No.33032090

Ghouls seem really easy to manhandle to me. Like I could just pick one up and jackhammer her

>> No.33032109

>White dragon-san scoffs at everyone bundling up in the dead of winter.
>Lazes about with multiple fans pointed at her in summer

>> No.33032140

I like them in packs

>> No.33032148
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Maybe you have to spend '5 minutes of love' masturbating to a life-size holo of Onee-Sama telling you what a good boy you are, and counting you down until you finish if you cum too soon or too late, she chides you and you get assigned more frequent edging until you learn to control yourself. If you cum at any other time or by thinking of anything else, you get a visit from the Not-So-Secret-Police (Dark Elves). Married couples are to make passionate, baby-making love during this period while thanking Big Sister for bringing them together.

>> No.33032178

Well I just faped and didn't get any viruses or popups, I think I'm safe

>> No.33032198

Hehe, yeah, Return of the Living Dead style. Just you, a can of whipped cream, some chocolate syrup, 2 Ejaculon™ male vitality enhancers, and several dozen hungry, horny Ghouls who just heard the dinner bell.

Guess you won't be defeating that evil Wight Countess after all.


>> No.33032209

lol the other way around is cute as well
>genki dragon runs around in the blistering heat of summer
>is attached to you at the hip and insists on buying a big heating lamp online in winter

>> No.33032232

Are all those eye decorations really necessary?

>> No.33032247

Heat lamps are a waste of money--they suck down power and barely make a dent in the room temperature, especially a drafty cabin, Castle, or cave. Get her a weighted heated blanket, they are great for cuddling and MUCH more energy efficient, plus they keep her cute toes from freezing during the night and then waking you up when she jabs those blocks of ice into your calves at 4 in the morning to steal your heat

>> No.33032322

Real final boss theme

>> No.33032467

Machine final bosses in digimon are cooler
>when you have to fight a mayadere automaton

>> No.33032518

Gonna defeat a lizard girl in a cuddle war to see who gets to be the big spoon

>> No.33032545
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>> No.33032616
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If only

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>> No.33032668

I'm going to buy a jubjub down double insulated arctic winter expedition 2-person sleeping bag for the two of us and nobody is goint to stop me! pour one out for the anons who had to get the jubjub down

>> No.33032682
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How do we feel about BEEG Pharaohs?

ibb dot co /xLspydC

>> No.33032725

Easy-peasy, just tell the JubJub if she cooperates she gets to be pounded by one of the burly Down Extraction Technicians as much as she likes

actually they trick her and give her to Ernest from accounting, but it turns out he REALLY likes pink bimbo birbs and has almost no refractory period, so it's a happy ending all around

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I rather have the gods themselves

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>> No.33032779

Are there cute pirate Monstergirls who sail the 7 seas for treasure and innocent seafarers to enslave as 'cabin boys'?

>> No.33032805

being an island boy getting kidnapped by a mamono pirate crew and having to be the personal cabin boy of the captain seems like a perfect roll your own adventure plotline

>> No.33032836

Delete this right now

>> No.33032839
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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 114. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/p1NwPaVc

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

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Certainly. Pic related is an actress, but you get the idea.

>> No.33033009

I can eat her pussy for TEN MINUTES!

>> No.33033017

Where are you getting those new Axem pictures?
He never posts to the tweety bird site anymoer

>> No.33033037

I wonder what the next monster girl will be that'll be introduced in KC's game.

>> No.33033121


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The sources list shows Discord links.

>> No.33033153
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I want my wife to run my fade.

>> No.33033176
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What are some warning signs that your house is being haunted by a Wisp?

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>> No.33033212

I'd rather the one in your post desu

>> No.33033266 [DELETED] 

Am I blind? I don't see any discord links.

>> No.33033309

She can watch all she likes, it's not like she's going to do anything about it.

>> No.33033313
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The little ghost girl appearing there is cute, plump and fluffy instead of corpse-like and freakish.

>> No.33033328

Stuck in a pen with 20 horny greased up p'Orcs!

>> No.33033361

A strange taste in your mouth when you wake up.
Moans in your walls whenever you undress.
Sudden feelings of having your dick touched.
Seeing a Wisp.

>> No.33033382
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Imagine bedding a half-dozen of them on a cold, winter's night. Very comfy. Very lewd.

>> No.33033418
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What would you do if you bring your Jinko wife to the hospital and she gives positive to CAT?

>> No.33033428

tight p'orc pussys wanting to be fucked

>> No.33033443

My guess is Hellhound for the popularity, maybe Jinko. Possibly Minotaur due to the fact they should live in the same areas Holst live or close.

>> No.33033447

I'd be more concerned about the negative result.

>> No.33033479

Maybe some harpy?
Crossing my fingers for Jinko, and Minotaur would be nice too, but I still believe he won't introduce two closely related species in a row.

>> No.33033489

p'Orcs in the showers at ham ranch on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks, ham ranch really rocks!

>> No.33033501

>"Well ma'am it looks like you're CAT"
>"It says right here you are"
>"Must be broken or something"

>> No.33033553

>Not having a bed with a solid gold frame and the finest silks and comfort
Most dragons are shit if they hoard only gold and not use it to make something comfy w/ it.

>> No.33033557

horny, plump p'orcs. Their pussys leaking real hard

>> No.33033589

I honestly hope for a Kikimora, but i guess a less popular girl i'd like to see would be an Alice.

>> No.33033610
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Wanna read my Mershark Automaton harem story?
>"Beep beebeep"
>"Beep boop beeboop"
>"Ahoy matey!"
>"Beep beep beep!"
>"For that ye'll walk the plank!"

>> No.33033618

>tfw you will never watch your p'orcs train an elf captive to be just as plump and fuckable as them
>you will never be presented the new breeding sow by your other pregnant piggies

>> No.33033638

18 more wild p'orcs out in the yard

>> No.33033662

Big soft tits ever so large!

>> No.33033685

>Automaton sinks like a rock
>some Cancer minding her own business gets startled when suddenly there's a loud thud and a cloud of sediment next to her

>> No.33033704

orgy in the showers at ham ranch, big hard throbbing cocks, ramming p'orc butt, like a breeder ham wanting to rut

>> No.33033714

I do like my orcs soft.

>> No.33033906

I don't have stuff to post on there is why

>> No.33033908
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501st for my wife

>> No.33034012
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Even in Death you cannot escape Wurm.

>> No.33034030

Even in death, I still service my wife

>> No.33034036


>> No.33034040

Let's say, hypothetically, you're an artist who has drawn many delicious p'orcs and trolls and much more. How would one go about throwing money at you to draw more and what would be the preferred method of contacting you?

>> No.33034111

If I were an artist I'd prefer someone to shoot me a message on my twitter and then we could go from there.

>> No.33034162
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Mess with the bull, you get the horns
And then she gets a horn

>> No.33034214
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I want to visit the Minotaur city of Minos.

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Monster wives that would be like this?

>> No.33034316

The truest crime is that I'm not ambushed by huge, hulking wendis when I go out to shovel

>> No.33034318
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So for that one Anon who mentioned several threads ago something about museums and Gargoyles, consider this brain fart as an austistic gift:

Much like how I meme about Wights and pomegranates, give this some thought. What if, and this is a big if, the legend of Pygmalion and his wife Galatea were well-known and fully inundated in the cultures of both Golems and Gargoyles alike. While not necessarily that they would be enamored by their crafters, from the bottom of their hearts there would be sure to be a form of happiness from the bottom of their hearts.

After all, were they to be placed in a museum for display, they would essentially be the sublime Golem or Gargoyle. Figures of such feminine beauty that it would stir the very magic that animated them. In this way, it wouldn't be too off to think of them assaulting their sculptor, not as a daughter, but as a woman.

After all, in order for man to become a sculptor he must first become the hammer and chisel that allows the vision of his wife to emerge from the rock and stone.

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Imagine being a soft healer boy with a Mino tank. She wouldn't let anything get close to you aside her tits. Also
>Bulls Rush has no cooldown

>> No.33034335

>Minotaur begging to be milked
I didn’t know how badly I needed this until now.

>> No.33034359


>> No.33034375

I don’t know about Golems since they’re of Jewish mythology.
>now I wanna be raped by a JK Tanuki and her Golem maid

>> No.33034429

I’m gonna go there and find the biggest guard in town and smack her on her ass!

>> No.33034553

I’m gonna go there and find the smallest guard in town and smack her on her tits!

>> No.33034563

I'd rather kiss her on the cheek, but the end result will probably be the same.

>> No.33034587

So many abs to ruin, so little time.

>> No.33034814
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I want to find a fluff monster like a hellhound and start petting her by surprise

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>go where BEEG beastgirls live
>find the lone, sad one with delicious muscles
>confront her
>compliment her till she loves me
>live out my days in happiness and make her feel special every day

>> No.33034917

what I wouldn't give for a world where I could compliment a pretty, evil wight until she blushed and stabbed me with her claws to get me to marry her

>> No.33034946

that would be a life I would love to have

>> No.33034990

>snugging an evil destructive monster until all she wants to do is hang out with you

>> No.33034991

What episode is this referencing? I can’t put my finger on it

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>> No.33035026

>'So Anon this....Skel'ghorl, is she a friend of yours?'
>Huge, muscled demon with flaming red eyes, glowing, amber cracks in her skin, and tattoos that seem to crawl across her skin.
>"Hmmmm? Yeah, turns out we both like jalapenos on pizza."

>> No.33035027

Duality of man

>> No.33035063
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>find delicious brown jinko
>bullied by the others because of her color
>shower her with compliments along the lines of her delicious muscles and tan skin is what every man's penis desires
>she geos into heat and takes me right there
only in my dreams

>> No.33035156

>sneak up on a hellhound and start petting her
>start off slow behind the ears as to not startle her awake
>she starts kicking in her sleep
>keep petting her and going harder little by little
>all of a sudden she wakes up and grabs you into a tight hug
>she looks upset at you and asks what you saw
>you tell her that she has a cute snore
>don’t tell her about the kicking though
>your saving that video for your daughters

>> No.33035184

>fighting an ancient evil MG trying to save your homeland
>fight gets a little out of hand and you’re thrown into her bedroom
>realize she likes the same sci-fi movie franchise as you
>and that’s how I met your mother

>> No.33035194

>Terror of the battlefield
>Undefeated of a thousand wars
>Likes the exact same weird RPG you likes and loves to just talk about stupid builds you can make.

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>> No.33035227

Just because she’s 7 feet tall, can cut diamonds with her abs, and commands an army of monsters, doesn’t mean she can’t have any hobbies outside of her work!

>> No.33035235

That'd be seducing

>> No.33035241
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bottom of page ten, do you have anything to confess?

>> No.33035255


>> No.33035258
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I think non-submissive men are failures of evolution

>> No.33035265

I fucking love my waifu.

>> No.33035267

>Miniature painting station
>Wall of RPG books
>Album full of theory crafting and math
>Knitting nook.
>A bunch of cooking recipes.
Oh, the hobbies she can have.

>> No.33035269

>"No way, you have an official World of Shogcraft Ecchi.net Authenticator special edition from ShogCon 2004 too?"
>"Yeah, everyone thought I was in Shog'ghorl cosplay because the devs basically based that boss off me"
how do you stop yourself from taking her right there?

>> No.33035276

I used the last of my wife Titania's special shampoo she has to import from the Fairy Realm and blamed it on the Pixies

>> No.33035279

i want to sex paimon

>> No.33035282

I love obese monster girls

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You can't let them know I said it, but Hellhounds are GOOD GIRLS.

>> No.33035290

By her taking me before I can act.

Don't play with your food Anon.

>> No.33035292

>taking her right there
>not leaving and coming back with your rig so you two can run the new raid together

>> No.33035299

Some of my tastes are /d/

>> No.33035305

If I ended up with a wife who isn't buff, I'd pressure her into bulking.

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Cu siths and Cait siths are in my top 10 MGE waifus

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>> No.33035343

if it wernt for the uncensored picture I would not have known that cats have barbed penises

>> No.33035348

If my wife had a futa dick I'd gag on it daily just for her

>> No.33035361

last time i played with my food i was 11 and it was bland mashed potatoes that i didn't want to eat so my dad dumped my food on the floor poured my water over my head and said eat like an animal then

>> No.33035373

Seconding this, wish my Wererabbit wife had a futa cock for me to frot

>> No.33035382

You know that nothing is safe on the internet... I would sleep with my eyes open tonight if I were you, and if you hear a loud collective awoooo~ at midnight within 10 miles of your house cover yourself with whatever strong smelling liquid you got in the fridge and lock yourself in the bathroom [/spoiler[

>> No.33035387

I confess that I'd gladly punch .less if I had him in front of me

>> No.33035420

I'm pretty sure Wonderland has potions for that.

>> No.33035424

is that guy still around?

>> No.33035466

>Milady, we've scouted out our enemy's keep an-
>"Not now, Anon and I are going to raid. Just go over it with the generals and let me know what you think afterwards."

>> No.33035485

Fuck off trash, you don't belong here.

Fuck off for enabling this garbage.

>> No.33035494

One can only hope he isn't.

>> No.33035511
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>mad about people’s fetishes
You sure YOU belong here?

>> No.33035515

Look, how else can I describe a dragon with breasts the size of prize pumkins?

>> No.33035524
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truth be told, the only thing i hate is insecure fags like you

>> No.33035533

I want to fuck both forms of a dragon

>> No.33035670

Me too, but thats because Ill fuck anything that gives me the time of day.

>> No.33035682

everyone here is welcome to slam my cheshire waifu

>> No.33035691

I'm sorry for corrupting a few waifufags

>> No.33035705

I'm not particularly fond of the Egyptian styled MGs

>> No.33035709

Are you man enough to post her?

>> No.33035712

The things I'd do to Henrietta
Mein gott

>> No.33035722 [DELETED] 

Nacha poster?

>> No.33035740

I don't know if I want to know.

>> No.33035743
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alright some one give me the rundown on this thing, does anyone waifu her?

>> No.33035749

no commissions yet.
bobcut hair, glasses and medium tits.

>> No.33035759

Nope, She's not really popular

>> No.33035762

I mean, I would a panda.

>> No.33035769

He probably just made a few of them more comfortable getting lewds. A lot of them started out pure.

>> No.33035779

They're not really on my radar but were I to encounter one they could easily charm my pants off. Kinda like satyros

>> No.33035789

Imagine watching that scar stretch as you fill her with daughters.

>> No.33035794

you could always ask a few waifufags for open comm artists when you decide to get one

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>> No.33035799

Friendly and cute, but still rapey. No waifufags I'm aware of.

>> No.33035822

DJ Succ!

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Home of big, strong warriors!

>> No.33035835

If that's all, I wouldn't be sorry at all if I was him.
What tunes does she got?

>> No.33035858

>This is Succ in the mornings and you're tuning into 79.9 COK

>> No.33035871

I don't really understand the fascination with paws and think they're dumb.

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>> No.33035877

need sandworm

>> No.33035902

I believe in Wurm, Worm, and Worm

>> No.33035916

I want to alp the autist who gets really upset at these posts

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>> No.33035936

They're beeg, soft, and can rip your fucking arms off

>> No.33035942

Alps are single-handedly the worst thing to come out of MGE

>> No.33035947


>> No.33035965

How the hell I got here?

>> No.33035971

You clicked the thread and posted.

>> No.33035995

I ask myself how I stumbled into this place

>> No.33035996

Who are you bringing to the Black Mass, anon?

>> No.33036024

i offer a sacrifice of paper plates for the potluck

>> No.33036033


>> No.33036053

they're cute in the profiles but some are way too big which makes them awkward to write about doing anything remotely complex

>> No.33036054

some of my homemade cheesy garlic pasta

>> No.33036063

that's why you have to help your wife, anon

>> No.33036086

luv u latenite

>> No.33036134

You went on /jp/ and clicked on the thread

>> No.33036139

based wurm

>> No.33036149

i want to hug bunyip

>> No.33036193

Sandworms are CUTE!

>> No.33036287

Can kikis mimic *boop* sounds like lyrebirds?

>> No.33036289

I shill for a different girl depending on my mood

>> No.33036339
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moar dragon

>> No.33036345

how many different girls have you shilled?

>> No.33036369

why does everything I love run away from me?

>> No.33036371

About 7-8

>> No.33036375

There's a lot to appreciate.

>> No.33036386

You haven't loved a hellhound before

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