Monster Girl Thread

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My cock is injuried, I need Cheshire ass now

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>>33079154
What happens if you grip both of her asscheeks and dive face first into her cunt instead?

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>>33079508
Well you have a new wife

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Surrender to cow vamps

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>>33079508
you risk the ensuing loud moan to alert everyone in the office and being required to do the same for everyone else

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>>33079458
I wish to give this shark the d.

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>>33079641
Quick, you have 15 seconds to run before s he REALLY starts hunting you.

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>>33079641

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>>33079458
Pale skin, dark hair, dark sclera, yellow irises, sharp teeth sharks have it all, I love them

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Precambrian monster girls when? I need some more snibbety snab

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>>33079802
You forgot about the sleek scales and elegant fins

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>>33079926
Yeah that too

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>>33079479
Cheshire ass is not a long term solution for injuries anon... go see a doctor

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>>33079874
I don't think you want Precambrian, Anon. Unless you like bacteria.

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>>33079874
there was really nothing prior to the cambrian, its when the cambrian started you get all the crazy arthropods

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>>33079220
>Ice Queen HR gets her own floor due to multiple complaints about cold
>Having reptile girls run heaters 8 hours a day is also a huge fire hazard
>On the Ice Queen's floor, every day is a snow day
>Other snow girls like Siberian Jinko accounting, White Horn marketing, and IT Yeti move to her floor for convenience
>Anyone summoned to HR gets pelted with snowballs on their long, cold walk to her office

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>>33079874
This guy gets it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8

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>>33079962
>>33079971
Yeah, well, whatever NERDS

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>>33079977
What would one have to do to get sent to HR? Also does anyone know if the siberian jinko is single?

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Compliment a Basilisk's eyes and she won't be able to hold back

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cat priestess

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>>33079987
I keep seeing this video popping up everywhere, it was on /tv/ and /a/ and now here

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>>33080026
It's innocent and silly.

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>>33079977
>Ice Queen
>Siberian Jinko
>White Horn
oh god they're all slavs aren't they

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>>33080043
IT'S 12 YEARS OLD

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>>33080004
>What would one have to do to get sent to HR?
Ignoring advances from other employees, using inappropriate mana markers, making bad ice puns about HR's floor

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>>33079962
That is one derpy looking fish.

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>>33080058
Their 1 hour break may or may not involve squatting around a bonfire, smoking cheap cigarettes, and cursing about other departments

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>>33080105
>Tomboy childhood wereshark GF.
>"Bruh, you want a quick morning blowie?"

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>>33080105
God was still figuring shit out

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>>33080120
That is a trim jinko.
She needs more bulk to truly impress.

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>>33080198
yes

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How do I get an eskimo delicacy gf?

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>>33080058
>finally get a job at an established business in the HR dept.
>first day, you're excited
>in the elevator, starting to get colder
>as you get around halfway there you hear rumbling
>you can hear a faint voice
>Т.. пол...ки, три... три ....ски
>elevator door opens
>greeted by siberian jinko wearing adidas
>hard bass blasting
>Три полоски, три по три полоски
>Ice Queen boss comes to greet you
>speaking in some broken english she welcomes you
>"Ehnd remember newbie, no vodka uhntil work iz feenished"

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>>33080226
>Any employee who succumbed to the cold gets a councelling session with a Glacies
>Those sessions end in a new married couple for some reason

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>>33079874
I hate this thing so goddamn much

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>>33080268
You must be dirty.

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>>33080328
cancer claws typed this

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>>33080265
yeah and afterwards it's the most distracting shit in the office, idk what the ice queen is thinking

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>>33080404
DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR WILLY, JACK

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>>33080404
SNIPPETY SNAP.

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>>33080212
B I G jinkos with big muscles are what you need.

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>>33080026
>>33080043
>>33080073
The song choice with the subject of the video reminds me of that "DBZ Linkin Park 9/11 Tribute".

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What would you anons would do if you ran into the mamano only train car and you popped a boner

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>>33080548
That's disturbing and in poor taste. Anomalocaris is wholesome

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>>33080548
>The likin park z era
good times

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>looking for single male volunteers for "farm work"
>food and housing will be provided for free
>no skills or prior experience required, you will be taught everything you need to know while you work

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>>33080569
I'd recreate the events of the VN Do S Nee-san wa Suki desu ka?

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>>33080569
"Heyyy Mr. Conductor, are you HORNY from all this sexy mamono ASS~?"
"No, I just really love trains"
>gently caresses and kisses the railing

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>>33080548
That's how it was back then. Disturbed, Soil, Soundscape, etc.

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>>33080612
"Ma'am when I said I need to inspect the luggage that wasn't a pick-up line. Let me see what's in the suitcase or I can't let you on the plane."

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>>33080612
>>33080666
>Do you have any fruits or vegetables?
>Got your melons right here, chief!

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What the FUCK is going on in this thread

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>>33080751
The usual

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>>33080617
I want to get indirectly zapped by a raiju through metal contact

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>>33080751
There's no time to explain, take this.

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>>33080751
I am being horny for 8ft, buff, moe versions of folk legend creatures.

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>>33080666
>the sabbath was pretty smug when they came up with the idea of using a tiddy monster to smuggle lolis across territory borders
>the sabbath was considerably less smug when they realized that even big boobs aren't immune to regular baggage checks

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lazy evenings in with a wight in our huge ornate bedroom

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>>33080786
>mysterious monstergirl hands you a heavy bag and then runs off
>a second later some monstergirl cops follow in the same direction
>you duck into an alleyway with the package
>check to see if any of the authorities saw you, or if that strange monstergirl that handed you the bag is coming back
>no one is around
>set the bag on the ground and cautiously open it
>cheshire ass____________

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>>33079458
>a

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I found these 2 on Google and only later realized they were part of a set. Pic related is first, then >>33080862 and last >>33080846

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>>33080891
Times you acted like The Joker?

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>>33080448
Cute crab playing tag with her husband

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>>33080911
My ancestor...

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>>33080877
the sabbath would just infiltrate the security by seduction or some dark magic

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post your most scary and/or dangerous monsters

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>>33079458

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>>33078760
No, Anon, penis is not a muscle.

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>>33080911
VGH...

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Ok bros somebody needs to write a Kiki owner's manual or something, this shit just keeps getting weirder. First she started doing the chirping thing, now she's been moaning my name in her sleep. I'm just sitting in my room after dark and I can hear her voice raspily saying my name. I head down the hall and call if everything's alright and I open her door to find her asleep wrapped up in her blankets heavily breathing. Do Kikis frequently get nightmares or something?

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>>33080891

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>>33081239
Give her an enema.

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>>33081073
Melanin enriched wightfag's wife.

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>>33081241
The side stories in Kamurocho just get weirder every year...

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>>33081271
la creatura

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>>33081253
are those... legal?

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>>33079458

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>>33081329
It's your house and your maid

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>>33081073
My wife Titania when she figures out that I was the one who replaced the Camp Fairy Sunshine DVD out with Camp Manticore Massacre when she went on a camping trip with the fairies and she had to stay up all night "keeping watch" for the psycho manticore so that the fairies would sleep while she was beyond scared stiff of it too

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>>33081239
Gag her with a panel gag with a mold of your penis.

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Do not let the manticore play with fairies.

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>>33081472
Now why would you go and do such a thing anon?

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>>33081555
Look, adding the fay template to anything is weird.
Last thing we need is a manticore that has weird fairy magic mixed in her venom

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I really want a Chimera wife but the whole multiple personalities switching up constantly is sorta scary. I guess it's fine since in the end they all love you the same but what if you are cuddling in Goat persona mode, then it switches to dragon and suddendly backs off trying to look dignified, or switches to lion and you get assaulted. On the bright side, you get multiple points of view for every argument ever and it's a 1 wife harem (i like the potential of harem but i'm a staunch believer in monogamy)

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>>33081624
>dragon mode backs up
Wrong. Dragon mode makes her bring your head down for proper royal cunnilingus

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>tfw no harem queen parasite shog queen gf who sends remote bodies to hijack girls into my harem

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>>33081697
Imagine getting paid to draw people sniffing mofu

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>>33081624
it doesnt have to be a goat, dragon, snake, lion, it can be any combination you want, you can have a combination that has less conflicting personalities if you wanted, but wheres the fun in that

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>>33081706
That's a bit fucked up tho ain't it

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>>33081581
Listen it was an honest and goodness mistake but that's pretty irrelevant at this point. Let me just say that despite what some people may tell you I swear the fairies learn how to pull pranks from Titanias. Even though they act like calm actually ditzy and cute big sisters, they have quite the sadistic side when triggered. Her missing 1 night of sleep is nothing compared to the week of lost sleep and the mounting guilt I felt every day from my actions.

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>>33081727
Yeah but I’m not creative enough to imagine a combination other than the profile version. Also I like how it looks anyways so

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>>33081728
If they're single mamono, they'd be into it, wouldn't they?

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>>33081727
If you get a mix of extremely possessive species like a Shirohebi and Dragon what happens? Is it always on the verge of breaking itself apart from the constant conflict with itself or the personalities converge towards a common goal and you get the most psycho possessive mamono to ever exist?

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>>33081727
>Cheshire/Baph/Rata chimera

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>>33081842
Imagine a wisp and shirohebi chimera

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>>33081815
sucks to be you then, ive got my spider, crab, sandworm, kraken
>>33081842
yeah its probably not at conflict with itself, you probably have a yandere or maybe deredere
>>33081897
i would leave out undead, only mortal creatures can be fused into chimeras, because undead can just be modifier for a living monster already, you can get a wisp shirohebi

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>>33081624
>goat invites you to fuck her ass
>turns into dragon halfway through
Que furious but aroused screeching

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>>33081241
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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>>33081815
Cheshire, Cheshire, Cheshire and Cheshire__________

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>>33081241
>>33082057
>throw the sack in the river
MLEM

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>>33080586
If you feel nostalgic for the 2000s try playing vampire the masquerade

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>>33082162
RATSUCKER

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>>33079458

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>>33080226
Sorry I don't speak chernobyl

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>>33082175
Look at that vulgar display!

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>>33082170
Don't call your nosferatu gf that unless you want to get succed for the next three days straight

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>>33081474
Ok now is that before or after the enema

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>>33079458

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>>33080617
All the single men getting harassed on trains got married in the first week so now molester monsters have to get creative and go after trainspotters instead. It's a sad time when the only monster train molesters are married couples doing very poorly acted roleplay

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>>33082238
>>33082206
In the Herzog version of Nosferatu he was groping the girl's tits while sucking her blood, would the female version be groping my crotch?

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>>33082298
Elf butt is best butt.

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>>33081241
The mistake these cheshires make is having their tail in such an easily yankable positions

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>>33082183
You will learn quickly comrade, you'll need to sort her paperwork and raise her body heat several times per day. Also IT Yeti needs your help, her computer keeps freezing up

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>>33082298
Those ear animations are hilarious

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>>33080219
is she pregnant

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>>33082366
I'm an electrician I don't even work here

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>>33082298
Why does this look so goofy?

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>>33082440
The tiny shoes in comparison to her body, her bouncing antenna ears, and the hair trying to escape but not moving above her braid

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>>33082500
That smug Goblin is highly attractive

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>>33082500
>All the convenience of a goblin with none of the hassle
>Goblin is still running her mouth
Sounds like false advertising. Better get a tanuki on that

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>>33082485
Each step seems also very robotic and jittery.

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>>33082560
That too. Also it seems like the ears, hair, and cloth is animated the same despite being different materials with different weight and shapes

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>>33082436
>I'm an electrician I don't even work here
Perfect, just carve your name into the ice here, initial here, kiss the Glacies here, and you can get started!

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>>33082558
just use the chest strap and hang her upside down so her mouth is full of your meat

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>>33082668
Disgusting but creative much like a goblin

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https://youtu.be/69wZpcPtMIo

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>>33082558
Agree. Needs more bindings to stop her from grabbing and gabbing.

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>>33080226
>>33082366
>every time Anon goes up there, the monsters are always yelling at each other in Russian
>has no idea what they're saying
>decides to learn a bit to get to know his coworkers better
>records some audio on his phone as he walks through 'the gulag'
>goes home and translates it with the help of a translation engine and some slavs in /int/
>"That guy is MINE"
>"In your dreams, hair-breath. He needs some one who can hug him right!"
>"As the queen, I lay claim to fair Anon. None may lay a finger on him without transgressing me!"
>"Oi, here comes the tight piece of ass now."
>"What a dork, walking in here like it's nothing. He needs me to keep his dumbass safe."
>"Get fucked, cat. If you jump him, I'll suplex you through the breakroom table."
>"Would you two stop squabbling over my husband and get those reports filed? Right this way, my sweet Anon~"
>they have no idea why you're giving them funny looks the next day

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>>33081969
>goat personality helps you tame the dragon personality
Very cool of her

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Who wanted a WISP GF? That actualy took less time than I thought, would be even quicker if I didn't BEEGpost all day here.
I had to make the background dark so You lads would appriciate the lightworks and that fucking cage.
What girl should I do next?
>>33082703
>video
Would Mamono laugh at how medival age humans on earth potrayed them?

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>>33082602
In all honesty I would cave within a few minutes if monsters were even a little persistent

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>>33082721
If the HR Queen claims me then I willfully submit to her majesty, hopefully the other employees don't give me the cold shoulder

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>>33082721
>Yeti approaches anon with a tray in her hands
>"Hullo anon, you want try my babushka's baklava, eet made weeth sekret recipe for beeg strong boys like you"
>baklava clearly smells like super strong aphrodisiacs
>Jinko bumps Yeti aside
>"No anon, you try mama's famous buterbrod with special surprise"
>it's just buttered bread covered in raging mushrooms
>Ice Queen starts yelling some shit in slav speak
>They disperse and she approaches anon
>"We get vodka after work anon I know gret place"
>the other two start yelling shit at her in slav speak
>"Ok anon we all go together now back to work"
and that's how anon ended up at a bar with three drunk slav mamonos giving him heart pupils

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>>33082703
Why must latenite abuse his succs so

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>>33082780
It was I who asked for it, thanks!

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>>33082780
>Would Mamono laugh at how medival age humans on earth potrayed them?
When I was a kid I had books about monsters and one had a faux medieval style paragraph on unicorns that went like
>Thy creatre knwn as a Vnicorn is mortal enemy of the lion, thus dubly so mortal enemy of the griffin which is bth lion and bird ov prey and lives in the profince of Arabia
Exchange would probably be
>Hey honey, how would unicorns and griffins be 'mortal enemies' if unicorns live in Europe while griffins live in Arabia?
>It's a pre-mamano children's book dear

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>>33082366
*CRACK* *CRICK *CRACK *CRICK* (how do you spell ice-cracking sounds?)

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>>33082558
>Goblin is still running her mouth
>Hassle
But that's the best part.

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>>33081073
Dragon wife when you ask if she's ever thought about doing it in dragon form.

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>>33082780
Whoa, get a load of that massive fucking CAGE

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Get a bigger shirt you fat retard

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>>33083075
Krik is probably what I'd go with

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>>33082703
How would DJ Succ feel about The King?
https://youtu.be/vGJTaP6anOU

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>>33082780
Looks great. Can't remember if you've done Titania already or not. Sure Titaniabro would appreciate it.

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>>33083200
I bet DJ succ loves old romance music
https://youtu.be/OU5J6gaW0k8

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I want to make a Familiar and Witch heart-pupil for me. What do I need to do?

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>>33083376
As soon as you see them, take off all your clothes, hug them against your crotch, and shout “uuuuoooooooohhh!!!”

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>>33083376
Unironically take those gummy peach ring candies and put them around your cock or dip your cock in some fun dip. You can be as creative as you want just make sure to get candy on your phallis. Then, while naked under a trench coat, find a target and flash her, saying something horny like "It's not a lollypop but it's gonna make a loli pop - out a bunch of babies that is." Instant heart pupils and bareback sex right there, guaranteed.

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>>33083075
>CRRRRRRRRRRRRAK AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE THE ICE CRACKED UNDER ME I FELL DOWN INTO THE WATER BELOW IT AND NOW IM DROWNING
Something like that

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Do onis come in lemon flavor?

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>>33083419
>>33083519
Interesting approaches. How about a way to get that pair to pre-emptively heart pupil and kidnap me as their onii-chan?

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>>33083555
In all the flavors.

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>>33083544
what a cute and funny wight

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>>33083704
Go to the isle of wight and search for the great stone monolith geyser. The locals should know what you're talking about, however you may have to bribe them to tell you. There, shine a prism at exactly 2:45 in the afternoon at a 36 degree angle of the monolith when the geyser erupts. The resulting rainbow will illuminate a stone pattern etched into the ground and reveal some coordinates. You have to work fast, as the geyser only erupts for a few seconds, so have something ready to record them. These coordinates lead to a secret sabbath - the spa sabbath. Very few people know of it's existence. There, you will be greeted by numerous witches who are hungry for onii-sans. Now once you get there you will have to go through a 6 month trial period where you have to learn the ways of the sabbath and what they stand for. You will have to participate in putting cucumbers on the loli cunnies for maximum squishiness and doing puffing routines, but you will not be allowed to do anything lewd to them, and will be chastity belted. Your diet will consist of experimental cleansing and semen producing foods/drugs. Once the trial period is over and you are accepted, one of the witches will accept you as their onii-san and from there on it's smooth sailing. This path isn't easy and it is surely wrought with peril (I've never heard of anyone who's done it and survived), but should you manage to do it, the reward is great enough to outweigh the consequences. Now you have to act quickly, as this message has 100% triggered the internet search filter that the anti-sabbath has put out there. There will assuredly be multiple hellhounds and manticores dispatched to the island with hopes of stopping you. It's up to you now. Good luck and godspeed.

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I wanna lamia so fucking bad that even if she coiled up around me and strangled or ate me like a fucking snake, I wouldn't mind one bit. The mere fact I got to touch her would be reward enough

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>>33083917
>or ate me
Dumb newfag

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>>33083928
this, so much this

we really shuold do something about all these newfags

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>>33083928
>>33083945
Maybe thats just his "thing" don't be too rough on the guy

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>>33083822
I want to collect them all.

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>>33079458

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>>33083977
No

go back

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>>33083928
Vore is an officially catered to fetish. Why are you mad?

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>>33083538
>IT Yeti picks up an old rotary phone
>How she dialed the phone with her paws is a mystery but the phone starts ringing
>"Yes, another von, he very cute guy, yes, ok, hold on"
>She puts her paw over the phone
>"Do not be worryings, Snuggle Scouts vill be here to save you from cold water"
>You can hear an old Lada engine cranking on the phone

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>>33083544
>>33084075
Loli Wights are what perfection looks like, I want to go to an undead ball with her.

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>phoneposter
>Total faggot that outs himself as a tourist
What a surprise

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>>33084139
Who are you talking to?

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>>33084197
Some fag

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>>33083928
he didn't even say mge, lamias are a generic race

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>>33079458
https://youtu.be/t5B69J0ju44

Yiff, who knew foxes scan be such evil bastards.

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>>33084245
>SCP
That's a yikes if I ever saw one.

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>yiff

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>>33084245
Don't listen to propaganda.

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>>33084269
>>33084274
I dun get it? Is there a matter with SCP Foundation? Because SCP stuff be bound to massacre and gun down mamono?

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>>33084245
Eh not that great, one of the worst SCPs.
>>33084269
It's still fine, they made a big deal out of the whole pride month thing and some rewrites are worse but there's still a lot of competent writing.
Just have to keep in mind it's a collaborative effort and there's going to be a lot of variation comparing something by djkaktus to one of the good ones is like comparing bob to rs or silent, can't expect every writer in a community to put out good stuff.

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>>33084308
I'll bite
>Using furry terminology
>SCP which has nothing to do with the thread unless you really reach
>Some youtube video that also has nothing to do with the thread
>A monster from mythology killing humans
>Spacing

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>>33084308
I dont think they would gun down the monstergirls, containment certainly
considering most girls would be labeled "safe" as soon as married

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>>33084339
>It's still fine
I've been hearing their community has gone full retard for years now.

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I want a Lillim to hug me.

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>>33084339
I don't care about pride shit, but it's rancid fanbase is fast approaching ponies and sonic fanbases in terms of sheer obnoxiousness and lack of any kind of self-awareness.

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>>33084386
All I know was that there was some fallout invoving a doorknob

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>>33084131
The loli craze is sweeping the courts.
I bet its so they don't feel like old ha

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>>33084411
Not him, but I haven seen much of the community outside of those videos of the comics some japanese dude made of some of the profiles
so I have no idea what the community actually does that is considered "toxic"

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>>33084386
It just varies, there's 6k SCPs and god knows how many tales. Bound to be a lot of shit.
>>33084411
Paying attention to any fan base is always a losing move. The wiki and TFT eclipse this place and /monster/ combined so they're the face of MGE in the west for example. It's just not worth thinking about.

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>>33084403
We couldn't get you a lilim but this arch-succubus volunteered, please understand

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>>33084526
Will she make me cum from just a hug?

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Say your monsterfu has a fetish you absolutely detest.

Would you ever consider giving in and doing it with her if it was in moderation, like as a yearly birthday gift for her?
Would you do it as tradeoff if you have a fetish she equally detests? Or would it be hard no all around?

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>>33084549
>Say your monsterfu has a fetish you absolutely detest.
then she's not my monsterfu, simple as that

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God I love dark priests. I want her to double team me with her dark angel friend

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>>33084510
its a downward spiral like with the MGE tag on ff.net
people make fics only knowing MGE based on what other fics give them, so all the stories become the same out of ignorance
Apart from that one guy who read the lore and wars from the start his take is not accurate to MGE, but will keep it the same for consistancy's sake

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>>33084534
You'll both be cumming anon

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>>33084549
See >>33084564

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>>33084564
Sometime you don't get to choose who your monsterfu will be

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>>33084591
Good.

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>>33084378
Nah, they'd be considered Euclid.
Safe is for anomalous things that can't try to breach containment. Euclid means the anomaly could try to breach containment, but isn't and isn't likely to under current circumstances/containment procedures. Keter means the anomaly is trying to breach containment (single MGs in contaiment away from human men, married MGs whose husbands aren't contained with them). Thaumiel means the anomaly helps in containment (some MGs might get this if they marry anomalous human men).

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>>33084600
That's not how that work, kid.

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>>33084600
>Implying I don't have a god on my side

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>>33084549
Succ sense means that that wouldn't happen within MGE's rules.

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>>33084625
That's alot of words to say "not monstergirl related"

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>>33084623
You never know what will pop out of the bush and proactively date you

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>>33084549
There's a difference between "would rather not do" and "absolutely detest", and if it's in the second category, there's a good reason why I'm not doing it.
I'm pretty vanilla, so I don't know what she could hate that I like.

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Fat Cat Ass

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>>33084625
that being said, containment on monstergirls would be unique given the way DE works
like you'd have to have married men take care of them as unmarried men become prey and women will be come "sisters"

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>>33084656
She hates missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands

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>>33084670
How did I marry a human woman? I must say her disguise was excellent.

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>>33084662
Its always good, especially when said cat is pregnant.

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>>33084378
>>33084625
Yeah people misunderstand the ratings and the foundation being all grimderp murder hobos a lot. Even with Keters they often won't kill them unless absolutely necessary and it's a threat to life on earth as we know it.
>>33084644
There's some monster girls in the setting though and the thread's had a good laugh at Jensen a few times, remember it's not the MGE thread even if it is the most discussed.

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>>33084667
Just use the worst of D-class, the monstergirls wouldn't want them as husbands

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>>33084686
She's not human. She's just not a depraved degenerate.

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>>33084662
something I need like a dehydrated man needs water.

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>>33084694
YO SHE'S HUMPING THE FUCKIN' GLASS, BRO! SHE WANTS IT BRO-IM GOIN' IN!

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>>33084510
>>33084694
The biggest problem with SCP is when it became less about self-contained weird anomalies and more about the Dumbass Backstory Adventures of Dr. Self-Insert and Dr. Donut Steel.

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>>33084744
Backstories?

[Anonymous No.]

Oni smash!

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>>33084707
If reverse missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands is still in the cards, I can live with it.

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>>33079458

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>>33084767
Big soft nice girls really capture my heart

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>>33084756
The wacky adventures of the site moderator's quirky ocs.
I also find it to be distracting when its mentioned, as scp is pretty weak when it tries to have a metaplot.

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>>33084756
Imagine of one of the OC lilim or the other waifu guys inserted plot regarding their lilim in every MGE profile
Its pretty much that
Not dissing the lilim guys, it was just an example

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"Apparently, lions mate about fifty times a day."

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Because MGE is a JRPG type of world and setting. How art thou can differentiate a regular ass human women from a monstergirl in disguise and incognito?

Considering human women and monstergirls in the MGE world practically dress like this?

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>>33084887
>art thou can
You okay there? Seems kinda old fashioned, that's all.

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>>33084796
Ass See Pee is just a creepypasta pretending to be a big boy work of fiction. People took it way too seriously and now it's literally Coldsteel the Hedgehog the setting.

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>>33084887
take off pants and observe, human women will flee while most monster girls will approach you with lustful fervor.

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>>33084919
It works best when its doing what it did originally: self-contained stories about strange creatures, objects, and occurrences.
Modern scps have too much reliance on metaplot and other scps, any given nuscp article is likely to link to several others in an effort to create a cohesive narrative out of several objects or create a connection to one or more metaplot organizations in an effort to piggyback off of existing lore. This leads to individual scps falling flat because they aren't written to be compelling on their own, just to evoke a sense of recognition to things the reader has seen previously.

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Seeing as we're on the topic of SCP
how about that bell, but mr deeds is a kikimora?

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>>33085018
Imagine SCP-3001 as a Shog/Automaton pair

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>>33079479
>cock is injured
Stop raping a monster really hard, then. Give her a chance to consent.

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>>33084834
I'd hate to be a manticore's husband then. I'd lose interest in sex once I orgasm once.

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>Going out of state for Four days
My wives would either tackle me and drag me to bed as soon as I get back or the jinko is going to make a surprise 'business trip' with the cheshire just to ensure nightly loving continues as they won't see me during the day.

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>>33085050
Cheshire ass is soft and soothing, so you can rape it as hard as you want. Jinko ass is hard and tight, dangerous to rape.

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>Be a traveling alchemist
>Looking around Zipangu for some hihi'irokane
>Pass by a mamono high school
>Hear a wet noise
>Smell a nice smell - a mixture of lust and ozone
>Short, petite, nerdy-looking Raiju following me and rubbing her crotch through her skirt
>When I look over, she blushes, turns away, and exposes herself while touching faster
>I try to compose myself, pay her no mind
>Keep hearing the noise and smelling the scents
>It's hard to focus
>She's followed me for a good mile or two before I ask her if she'd like to be my apprentice
>She immediately begins calling me "master" and "sensei" and asking for my permission to cum

[Anonymous No.]

You'd work at the best bar right?

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>>33084887
Punch her in the face as hard as you can. If her face breaks, she's a human. If your hand breaks, she's a monster.

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>>33084432
You say that like I wouldn't bring an actually young date to the party and make undead turbo-CCs jealous.

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>>33085077
>Hey honey, I'm going on a business trip
>Oh that's nice. Where are we going?
>Uh, what? I said that I wa-
>I don't know where "uh" is. It's probably best if you stayed home with me

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>>33085126
Not every monster is a juggernaught anon

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>>33085105
Well my dick is loving my soft fat cuddle cat's ass and healing quite nicely

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>>33085141
>That awkward part where I would have to describe how I'm taking a vacation from IT just to do IT in another state with my Dad.
If anything it would need to be a longer vacation as she'd just immediately want to drag me somewhere else.

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>>33085105
the soft paws that hail from wonderland wrote this, drivel. The Siberian Jinkos are softer than any meme cat would be and warmer as well

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>>33085108
>Female Orgasm Denial

Based. Tell her she can't until she gives you a reorganization of your spell book

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So the other day my Jinko neighbor lost her keys and was locked out of her place so I let her stay the night at my place until the morning (although I'm sure that a puny door lock wouldn't stop her if she wanted in badly enough). The landlord was there bright and early in the morning to change the locks, and she's been living at her place just fine, except she's been acting weirdly.

Sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and she'll be at the foot of my bed (i.e. she's like 8-9ft tall so the bottom half) balled up sleeping. She wakes up and looks at me, says 'good morning', stretches and then leaves.

For some reason, when I get home from work, I'll find random mice/birds dead carefully placed in front of the bedroom door. When I mean carefully placed I mean they're always presented to look as big as possible with the killing blow up front and center.

I'll make dinner and she'll just show up again and ask me what I'm cooking, then look disappointed and say 'oh, I could have sworn you'd make pigeon today' then disappear back out the front door.

I'll just be relaxing on the sofa on my days off and all of a sudden there she is crawling through the window walking over to me. She paws my face and rubs up on me and says that she's lonely and wants to talk, telling me about how she's always getting into scuffles with her coworkers, and how she always manages to come out on top (do Jinkos just casually get into fistfights?). She even shows me the scratches she gets and tells me how she gave them even worse ones. I'm fine with it but come on you could use the front door.

Finally, sometimes I'll go out on the balcony to get some fresh evening air and she's on her side. She'll catch eye contact and just stare at me for a solid few minutes or so before tilting her head and smiling, then she looks back out off the balcony at the city scape.

What should I do? I'm not trying to say my neighbor is weird or anything but I think she might be trying to murder me. She clearly been practicing breaking and entering and killing stuff. I don't know if I should contact the authorities or anything. What do you think?

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>>33085112
Overtime and almost for free if I could just wear plate, wield a big sword and talk profound nonsense to MGs all day while they salivate over me.

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>>33085423
first thing, she ain't your neighbor anymore, she is now your wife, fren.

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>>33085423

[Anonymous No.]

Horse wives save lives.

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>>33085423
>Sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and she'll be at the foot of my bed (i.e. she's like 8-9ft tall so the bottom half) balled up sleeping. She wakes up and looks at me, says 'good morning', stretches and then leaves.

You should ask, in a half-disappointed voice, if she really has to go so soon, and if next time she would mind sleeping at the head of the bed because sometimes you get cold in the middle of the night

honestly you should be grateful she doesn't wake you at 5 in the morning purring like a chainsaw and massaging her paws into your chest so you get up and watch the sunrise with her

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>reenacting Larry Niven's Ringworld with your BEEG furry Jinko waifu

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>>33085509
Cute pony Meido! What a little cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have my wight wife make an edict that all noble undead who are snobbish to cute zombies are to be told they're not being very nice very sternly.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33082703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1c6fiCcveA

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>>33085828
They look like monsters to you?

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>>33085423
based kitty jinko trying to show off to anon
>"I bet anon's happy I'm here to keep guard over him at night! Now he can sleep without worrying somebody's going to get him... although I hope some day I can hold him in my arms..."
>"Look anon look! I got this scratch yesterday fighting with my coworker! Eh? Oh no it doesn't hurt, I'm BEEG and strong! I gave her one twice as big!"
>"Did you find my gift anon!? I hid in the bush for an hour to take it out! Did you see the kill shot? I'm really good at that stuff! I could have taken the head clean off in one shot! I had to hold back to make sure it was presentable!"
>"Oh... you don't like pigeon? Hmm... I thought the one I got for you was perfecet. I guess you're more of a rabbit kind of guy?"
GANBARE JINKO CHAN

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>Citizen reminder: Inaction is conspiracy, report counter behavior to your local Civil Protection team immediately.

>Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate witj your local Monstergirl Security forces will result in permanent Familial Son confiscation. Your son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.

>Attention residents: Suspected Religious Order chastity detected in your block. Co-operation with your Civil Protection team full monetary cash reward and authorized five month discount on any Tricoromille restaurant branch in this city.

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>>33085926
>son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.
what would those "reeducation" things be like?

[Anonymous No.]

thick armored dragon tails with a soft underside to rub your face on

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>>33085171
Having a mask makes it harder for them to recognize you outside of work

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>>33084834
But it’s like 20 seconds each time

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>>33085423
>I'll find random mice/birds dead carefully placed in front of the bedroom door
>not boars or deer
I think your Jinko is defective

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>>33085878
Anon needs to squeeze her biceps and tell her she's the strongest girl he knows

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>>33086172
Pretty wild, how many orgasms do you think you could wring out of her in a one hour period? And would she even be coherent by the end of it?

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>>33086224
She actually hunts, cleans, and cooks those herself and presents anon with a feast for dinner because he wasn't eating the small stuff

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>>33086253
180 orgasms and probably not

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>>33085171
If they didn't get to meet your parents yet, this is the perfect opportunity.
>>33086137
I'm not sure how this is related, but various beastman types could recognize you by smell.

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>>33086303
Oh shit meant to reply to >>33085456

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>>33086303
Oh they would, but its literally doing IT in a car dealership so its not like there will be a lot of things going on.

Granted, they could see some things around the city while I'm working.

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>>33086295
>Based hair-trigger lioness having a brain-melting orgasm every other thrust while she babbles incoherently and begs her husband to cum inside her

D I A M O N D S

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>>33086368
yup and It would be funny if she got him, bragged about how he won't able to withstand her pussy and came the moment she inserted him inside her pussy. And she passes out with a single thrust.

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>>33083544
excellent

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33086415
The trope where one person keeps fucking even though the other has passed out from pleasure always makes me diamonds. It can go with the man or woman doing it and works with any kind of monster too

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>>33081073

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>>33086254
"Wow Ms. Jinko, your biceps are both incredibly cute AND strong! But not as cute as these paws! It would look just perfect with a wedding ring on it!"
>Jinko almost has a literal heart attack then pins anon down

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>>33086604
them thighs are calling my name

[Anonymous No.]

>succubus pins her prey against the wall
>is confused by his sudden shout of "I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!"

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>>33086641
I'd be the guy that immediately stops resisting and shouts "TAKE ME" to his MG rapist.

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>>33086589
I love everything about this picture

>BEEG
>Mofu
>Big fluffy paws
>Haughty, flirty pose
>Cute tummy + piercing
>Tail ornaments that jingle and clank when she walks that makes the perfect music to the swinging of her wide hips
>Slutty, lacy bra peeking out from her crop-top
>Daisy dukes
>Barefoot sandals on her pads

Mmm, yummy

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>>33086641
I would be the guy who would run into the invasion nude, screaming, and with a boner that ain't stop unless it gets wet from getting a monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086629
>Mofu at the gates again...howling my name...but I can't thigh today...I've gotta go make dinner first...

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>>33086616
While cutting straight to the chase is nice a subtle approach is more fun
>Showering your jinko neighbour with compliments and favours until she breaks and pounces on you
>Putting on a big show of resisting and go "Wait, we can't have sex until marriage"
>Then pulling out a wedding ring in her pawsize and proposing right there
Imagine your big jinko fiance excited beyond words looming over you, rubbing herself against you, and chuffing all while staring into your eyes that's when you give her a peck on the lips to really drive her over the edge

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>>33086015
Long PowerPoint presentations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086629
an... anon... ANON
Often the sirens call is irresistible even to the strongest men

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>>33086641
>portals open up
>anon is with his family on vacation when it happens
>everyone is confused and scared when they see the portals open
>then they look at Anon, who is already naked and jumping into the water screaming “Witness ME!!!!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086589
>Mane

Noice.

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>>33086760
I thought monster girls were against torture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086732
how does he explain the scars to the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086865
He fell on the rake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086760
So who's pussy do I have to lick to get out of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086900
>So who's pussy do I have to lick to get out of that?
HR Ice Queen's

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>>33086865
>”You fought monsters, dad?”
>”Yes and I did it bare handed wrestling them into submission”
>”Is that how you got the scars and bite marks?”
>”Yup”
>”But how come all your scars are only on your back and shoulder?”
>”Who wants ice cream from Holst Queen?”
>Cue young jinkos loudly cheering

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>>33086896
"Daddy what happened to give you those scars on your back?"
"Oh girls, I fell on the rake a few years ago."
"Are you sure daddy? Mommy told us that she scratched you and that's how you got them, but wouldn't tell us how"
"Oh.. hahaha... uh... you see daddy was using mommy as a rake. The old one... uh... broke"

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>>33086015
I got assigned to be my wife's assistant at one of the dark elf's facilities. Sabbath Doctor's assistant, not one of the elves. Accidents happen after all, quite often come to think of it. Either way kids (well some kids, most of them of were in their 20s living with their parents) Either way the kids are usually dommed into suitable husbands. The dark elves are particularly rough with the older kids who never advanced past their gender studies degree. They seem to be nicer to the younger prisoners as I barely see any injuries on them. Usually they are just confused about the changes of incubization. The older bunch, being useless layabouts and problem makers tend to get the treatment you usually expect from the dark elves. Someone set the ampage too high for electro play, mana batteries kept on too long and the man needs to have his balls drained, bad positioning leading to strained muscles due to bondage, whip marks hitting a bit too hard, toys get struck where they shouldn't be.

My wife and I have seen a lot and those elves are creative. I'm sure I will see more crazy stuff in the time to come.

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>>33086952
>"Are you sure daddy? Mommy told us that she scratched you and that's how you got them, but wouldn't tell us how"
Mommy forgot to put the rake back in the right place and she later blamed herself for the accident.

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>>33086952
>his mind comes back to the time where they couldn't control themselves in the backyard and he took her full wheelbarrow position on a pile of autumn leaves
>"yeah we sure had a lot of fun raking the backyard that day"

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>>33087005
>and that's how anon had to pretend to be deathly afraid of Jinkos carrying rakes every halloween

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1358885360420282370
Looks like he's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087070
Im just now thinking of when the kids grew up, their father tells them which scratches was made for which child

[Anonymous No.]

The Jinko that's been spotting me at the gym when I lift has started to tell me I'm not strong enough to protect myself and that I need someone to defend me. She keeps proving this by wrestling me to the floor, or just by picking me up and manhandling me, how do I stop her from worrying so much about me?
I barely get to do my usual workout anymore, since she always goes for these "lessons" when she sees me at the gym. I think it's a lot of additional work for her, too, since she's always panting and out of breath afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably best that I don't have a titania momster. I'd just trick her into wearing insanely lewd outfits by telling her they were meant for being worn at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087121
I don't think it is because of extra work fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087121
come to the gym with a new spotter, she'll either straighten up real quick or rape you on the spot, either way it'll be funny to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087091
I hope those p'orcs train that elf to be just as plump and lewd as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087127
Just get jeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086865
>>33087103
https://youtu.be/Sm6nYcU6ypc
Not enough art of monsters marking their man

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>>33087121
Tell her to either let You do Your routine or You'll change Your gyms. Not even BEEG girls can stand between You and Your gains.
When she inevitably panics You can offer her to give You more self defense lessons after the workout in Your apartament. I'm sure she'll let You do Your routine fast and efficient then.

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>>33087091
That's a good doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087184
Stop buying jeans only so you can rip them.

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>>33087190
>declare that you'll change gyms if she doesn't take it easy
>the last thing you remember is jinko thighs, and then you woke up in her apartment
always be careful when making demands, sometimes it's just the push that they need to make a move

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087279
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer my girls with sundresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087091
Cute Yeti and White Horn

[Anonymous No.]

Is it slime time yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087340
It's always slime time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087186
based
the ideal beastgirl relationship involves lots of scars on the back and shoulders and the need for a love nest that that's covered to hell and back with claw marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086995
I want to be captured by dark elves and "tortured" so a nice monster girl can break in and save me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086732
>>33087186
This is one of my fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

Very well then

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087698

[Anonymous No.]

What's a monstergirl that would enjoy getting roughed up and manhandled during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087743
>Furthermore within the world of the
Encyclopedia the females become reliant upon their mates - obeying the thoughts and lust of the male. The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.
Night Gaunts pretty much exist to be be molested by their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087121
Squirm and struggle to show how uncomfortable you are. And make little grunts and whimpers too. That way it will be really awkward for her and she'll have to let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087698
nothing is hotter than the look she gives when she comes home and says it's been a rough day and you just know it's about time for a couple new scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087743
All dorafs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087915
I'm diving into the cameltoe on middle

[Anonymous No.]

I love the idea of very intimidating MGs casually acting super affectionate/or her husband being super affectionate to them while everyone is scared of her.
A portal scenario would be probably rife with this. Scaring normies would be fun.

>tfw no huge jinko to scratch behind her ears while she lets out loud, earth-shaking chuffs that make people jump back a bit.
>tfw no tall arch demon that hugs you from behind, runs her fingers through your hair and wraps her tail around one of your legs while to others she looks as if she was preparing to suck your soul out.
>going on a stroll with Deonora and holding hands while everyone is at edge from her imposing presence that comes with being the dragon empress
>shoggoth, nuff said

[Anonymous No.]

>>33084770

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087985
What's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087964
>Scaring normies would be fun.
It really would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087964
Why does she have horns? And hellhound flames? And no stripes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087964
>no cute manticore to crush a park bench and freak everyone out when I'm vibing her tail pussy in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088032
It isn't supposed to be a jinko. That was just the best that I had on hand that fits the sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087985
From the thumbnail I thought she was being hung.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088045
>put on thick gloves so you don't get poked by her tail spines
>drop a handful of vibrators into her tailpussy
>hold it shut with both hands
how to turn a manticore into a squirming, indiscriminate wrecking ball of a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088098
Cores' are for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33081746
You're diverting from the question. You did that because you were salty she didn't invite you to the camping trip, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>nee nee oniinchan asobou asobou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33081239
Why is your kiki not sleeping in your room together? Come on anon, wake up. It's been a few months since she's started working right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088187
Playing doesn't mean what you want it to mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088155
Listen anon. They always say that mamono can't live without their husbands. I would say that the same applies the other way. Of course I would be upset that I couldn't see my beautiful wife Titania for an entire weekend. Of course I wouldn't stoop to that level just to prank her, that was just the remnants of another plan I had to trick her into watching a horror movie with me because I thought it'd be cute. The real plan to prank her was replacing her candy with super spicy stuff that looks the same, which she didn't find somehow, and I can't just casually pick out at this point because I can't tell which is which. I'm kind of just waiting for another fire to get started here

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088187
Hairy minge

[Anonymous No.]

>>33085112
>ABSOLUTE JUSTICE
I take it they serve everything on the rocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088064
Then what is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088231
Anon that's lewd. I couldn't live in the same room as her and risk walking in on my maid changing or risk her nightgown slipping down while she sleeps. Imagine how awkward it'd be if we woke up with our faces inches apart with our soft breathing casually brushing past each others faces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33083848
That seems very very tiring and complicated. I think I'm just gonna kidnap a random baph from the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088165

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088356
Haha yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088326
Minge you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>Clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33083083
Good thing I've got proficiency in spelunking!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it slutty to want to be the communal husband of a squad of monster soldiers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088527
Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088231
>I can't sleep in your bed master, your wife would find out we're having an affair
>we have a threesome every night, I think she knows

[Anonymous No.]

What makes your waifu sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088551
Nothing because she's not real

[Anonymous No.]

>You are a student at a stereotypical High School, you transferred there within the last month as soon as the semester started after your family relocated to the city due to your parents finding better work there.
>One day after finishing class you open your locker and find a note only telling you to come to a specific spot on school grounds.
>You arrive at the scene and hear movement from behind.
>You turn to see the one who sent your letter
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono is the one who sent you the letter
>She confesses her feelings for you

So tell us, how does it go? Do you reciprocate, or do you turn her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33085070
Acupuncture can help fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088542
Isn't Kiki your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33087915
This. It is the biological purpose of draphs to be fucked roughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088527
This is why I can't be a healing class without being called a healslut anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088617
Not asanagi tier shit though, I'm not a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Alp
Feels too weird for me to accept "bro"'s confession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088617
Gonna make it rich and build a doraf harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>otohime
If she can magic herself up some legs, sure I probably wouldn't mind dating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33082175
It's nice seeing different designs than just the profile pic's girl (though she is a real cutie, don't get me wrong)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088654
Don't have to worry about splitting time between hanging out with your best friend and hanging out with you girlfriend when they're the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Houri
I don't know how the hell I managed to catch the attention of one of them but sure, especially if she's wearing a school uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33082366
What's with the apparently disproportionately large monster girl community over in vodkaland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088657
How big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086679
But you resisting is part of the fun for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088713
Probably 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Kobold
I'm leaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088709
If you were a Slav, you'd want escapism too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33086857
Don't worry! They put cute little text animations and transitions throughout the presentation

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088735
I'm a burger and I want my escapism too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>battlemouse
This can only end in getting dropkicked after the spaghetti spilling.

[Anonymous No.]

No
I already told you I don't want your kunai
Get your pussy juice drenched daggers away from me creepy titty ninja lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>pharaoh
Nice, I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088098
>she gets free of your clutches
how to turn an anon into a squirming, indiscriminate wrecking ball of a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>orc
I don't know if I'll be able to hid my immense disgust from the poor girl. Pigs just ain't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088713
Dorafs are for rescuing from slavers and accidentally making a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>white horn
I accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088726
Anything bigger than 5 is a waste I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>alp in denial still changes in front of you .

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088843
I normally hang at 5 but I'm feeling 8 this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088617
Can I please ask for a source? I can't find it on google or Iqdb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088870
It's an Asanagi Granblu doujin. It's not a happy fun time doujin, just so you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088617
>Unironically using asanagi as an example of anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088789
Shell give you that knife forcibly if you refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088890
Just that image. I'm not a fan of anything else that goes on in that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088356
Well you deal with it anon. You've got yourself a hardworking kiki maid but you won't return the favor by doing sentimental and romantic things with her? That's just mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088890
I am not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088312
Well... you can try eating the whole jar of candy until you get the spicy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Jorou-Gumo
I'll answer by kissing her lips, and instantly arrange a date after school hours. She seems like a nice girl. Her voice is very soothing, gentle, and kind, so she'd definitely be a top-tier gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088922
Hi NotGay, I'm anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088924
>one
I wish it was that simple anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088988
Sneak out at night to visit her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088849
>"I'm straight!"
>"So straight."
>"I'm super straight."
>"How straight are you?"
>"I'm so straight I want to fuck women."
>"And men?"
>"And me- Hey!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Hellhound
I turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to pat your maid's head every night before you go to bed to thank her for all her hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089165
Remember to pat your maid's head as you cuddle together and drift off to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089106
No need to sneak out if I've planned my date to end with the both of us watching the stars together in the empty, green fields

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>owl mage
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089165
Don't forget the forehead kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089178
We sleep on different rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088849
I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089234
>Why are you looking at me like that, bro? You're not gay, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089257
>Course not, I like staring staring at asked women

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089165
Of course, daughtermaidwives deserve to be treated well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Gremlin
I’m cool with this. Gonna bend her over the back benches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089220
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089190
Somewhere away from all the other people, just you and her. So peaceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>wock
don't even have a choice
Wish me luck bros I'm probably dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089178
I'll pat my maid's pregnant belly as we cuddle together and drift off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Greenworm
Oh god I can imagine it now
>Greenworm is relentlessly bullied by the other students for being fat and dumb looking all through middle school and extending into high school
>Assigned to sit next to her because it's the only open seat
>I'm the only one in class that doesn't bully her to some extent
>Told the other girls to get away from my desk when they were accosting her one day, everyone thinks I'm standing up for her
>Nobody straight up physically hurts her anymore so as to not ruin their chances of being with one of the few guys in school
>Still prank her, her lunch gets anonymously stolen every day don't know why they're stealing literal leaves but that's neither here nor there
>Share mine with her because I couldn't bear to see her going hungry
>Her textbooks constantly end up in weird spots
>Push our desks together and share with her, help her look for the books after class
>She wasn't accepted into any afterschool clubs, let her hang out with me at basketball club
>Hard to compete with literal monsters but hey I like playing basketball
>After practice she uses her weird scent stuff to help me relax as I help her study
>She's always cheering for me, she even asks her parents to take her to my weekend games
"Go-An-on~ Go-An-on~ Go-An-on~"
>It's kind of cute really as I casually get a fucking Draymond Green triple single again
>Invite her to dinner after the games every time (I really don't want to get raped by these sweaty beastgirls that just spent 40 minutes purposely triple team grinding my scrub ass while the actual non meme players on the team torched their asses, and ESPECIALLY don't want to hang out with my teammates that have already tried to pull funny business in the locker room)
>Last day of school, get a letter in my locker telling me to meet up on the roof, says they want to tell me something
>Typically wouldn't go to this shit but I can clearly tell the handwriting is hers because we literally share a desk almost every day
>Go to roof
"Hey anon.. you came"
>Act surprised, like I totally didn't expect it to be her, ask her what she wants
"Oh yeah about that..."
>Grabs onto me
"Anon I like you... I mean I REALLY like you... you know in a romantic way...youknownotinafriendsortofwaybutinalovingandcaringandmaybealittlesexualsortofway..."
>she just keeps reiterating the point
>whowouldhaveguessed.png
>she smells good
>like really good
>like holy shit I'm harder than a rock right now
>before I realized it I'm inside her
>start to pass out
>starting to see a.. shell forming around me?
>apparently we were over in a hidden corner of the rooftop basically all summer, were a missing persons case the entire break
>classes start back up
>I show up in class, much to the surprise of my classmates
>She's walking behind me as a new and improved sexy butterfly gf
>they're surprised, wonder where we were all break
>she responds
"Me and anon got married and went on our lovey-dovey honeymoon!
>she leans in closer to the girls who used to bully her
"And you wouldn't believe it, but he's PACKING and I'm not really into sharing"
>They're on the verge of crying
Moral of the story: Be careful who you make fun of in middle school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089376
>every single other girl got one or two sentence replies
>greenworm got a greentext
ez prom king and queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089415
To be fair
I'm phone posting from a Bowling alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089415
I usually wouldn't shitpost that extensively about a mamono that isn't my wife Titania, but Greenworm/Papillon is kind of close enough to get my juices flowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089415
Owl mage might be my top waifu but I can’t be bothered to make a mini fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

>shining in the light pastebin is gone
does anyone have it saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089415
I'm not motivated to make a greentext about rejection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089535
we need more monstergirls making this exact gesture

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089529
Check OP's mega link, it has a writefag archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089549
bless

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Gargoyle
Huh. That explains the late hour. How could she know anything about me though?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089612
I'm going in for a lick bros wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088593
One of them, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089415
Why don’t you make a good greentext about a Gremlin anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089684
why specifically gremlin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089612
Reminder she's sub in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089415
high school prompts aren't particularly inspirational to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089689
Because that’s what I rolled when I replied to >33088582

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089711
so why do I need to make a greentext for a gremlin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089693
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089376
>Greenworm childhood friend greentext
This is what I live for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089693
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089321
Well she's a maid, I hired her for maid duties and nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

What other fictional kingdoms and empires in various forms of media and games do you think would be better off or be made even better if under MGE monstergirl rule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089693
Well yeah, I didn't expect her to be perfect. Everyone has bad parts.

[Anonymous No.]

put those clothes back where they came from or so help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089165
My maid told me I can only pay her in kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089693
Coming from japs who have done that archetype to exhaustion is no surprise to me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Gazer
>You didn't even realize there was a Gazer at this shool
>No wait...maybe now and again you felt someone watching you?
>Now and again...or perhaps all the time?
>She makes her feelings very clear
>About how adorable you look
>About how she can't stop thinking about you
>And what she wants to do to you
>"It's your fault, worm."
>Her grades are slipping. From high to mid A's. Because she keeps wasting time thinking about you.
>About ways to punish you for being so distractingly cute and adorable
>"You're doing this on purpose. I'll teach you to mess with a Gazer."
>Here stalks glare at you from every angle as her main eye glows ominously
>And then...and then...?
>You don't remember when you fell to the floor. You don't even remember if you were on your knees first. Or were you on your back, and then brought up onto your knees. Smooth skin and dainty fingers, interlaced with your own...that seems familiar
>Your clothes went missing at some point. Or maybe you never wore them today to begin with . No, that's not right...
>Everything is so hazy. So wonderful.
>You can't escape. You don't want to escape. It all feels so good.
>Too good. That's not good. You should be trying to get away.
>Get away from who, again? It doesn't matter. You couldn't escape even if you wanted to. And you don't want to escape.
>Because it all feels so good. So wonderful. So...
>...
>You wake up in a daze. You're on the roof of the school, alone, at sunset.
>Classes have been out for hours now.
>You try to remember why you came here, and just what happened.
>Somehow, you get the feeling you are being watched. And for some reason, that turns you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089763
>"Master if you would... could you possibly pay me in kisses?"
>"Of course not, I'm not about to have the IRS on my back again, now go back to work"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Lilim
I've Only Just Transferred to a New School And Now a Daughter of the Demon Lord Wants to Hold My Hand?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089782
It'd be really easy for her to cheat on tests

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089803
Listen anon, she's a gazer not a dirty fucking cheater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089785
>kiki thinks she's happy getting paid in kisses
>doesn't expect a representative from the monster IRS to come to take a cut of her salary by making out with her master

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089376
>"And you wouldn't believe it, but he's PACKING and I'm not really into sharing"
I really need to see a smug papillion. God just imagine

[Anonymous No.]

The relatively-weaker wights are way stronger than the average man.
You just know.

[Anonymous No.]

>chesh pays a Lilim to put a pleasure rune on your ass while you're sleeping
>wakes you up with a pleasurable spank on the ass

Heh, nothing personnel, husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089782
Gazer should stop messing with anon's memories and let him reminisce of their first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089786
I mean, you have lewd incarnate holding your hand willingly or unwillingly. Probably be better to have just your hand held rather than her hold you down with her wings and tail and force you to hold her hand haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088829
But they smell like maple-hickory bacon! and taste like it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089782
>It's been a few days since that weird event on the roof
>You're taking notes in class when suddenly your pen breaks
>Black ink leaks out onto the page
>Without thinking, you try to wipe it away, only to start smearing it everywhere
>And so you...the ink...you...
>...
>The teacher asks you if something is wrong. You seemed to be spacing out.
>"No," you say. "Everything is fine."
>Everything is fine, right?
>There is an eerie stillness in the classroom. Maybe? You're the only one that seems to notice. The teacher goes right back to her lesson.
>Once more, you feel like you are being watched.
>For some reason, your pants feel...
>You look down and curse under your breath, noticing some of the ink had gotten on your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089894
She can spank me whenever she wants, as long as I can bury my face in her ass whenever I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089894
Time to drug this smugcat's tea and drag her to the famous insignia parlor across the town. By the time we're done, she'll have so many markings and crests all over her body that she'd instantly by putty with my touch. Eat that, you cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089965
I want to hold her tail, not her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089759
>put those clothes back where they came from or so help me

Read in Mike Wazowski's voice, shot milk out of my nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090030
I need more tail holding in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088829
>accept her love
>have to deal with a smell p'orc girlfriend
>reject her love
>have to deal with her gang of gyaru p'orcs molesting you after school
>try to run away
>she sends her high orc big sis after your ass (literally)
it's a lose lose lose anon just accept it or try to find a girlfriend that can defeat them asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>cupid
Seems like I don't really have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090060
Why don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>vamp mosquito
Her breasts grew three sizes that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090011
Based--can I do this to my Wightfu so she isn't the only one with a magic touch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090049
uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090049
Exactly. Even if the tail is not fluffy, it's like a leash that's attached to her butt instead of a collar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089985
Anon stand up to gazer-chan's desk and tell her to pay attention to class instead of his pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090052
Easy. When the rest of her gang shows up, I'll tell them I surrender and tell them to meet me after school. Then I just romance the QT-Ushi that's been trying and failing not to stare at me during class. The orcs round the corner only to see her using me as a battering ram to make a new hole in the gym wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090052
p'orcs can't get me if I stay near teachers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090071
She can just use her arrows and make me love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089763
Hershey’s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090132
The lead arrows or the love arrows?

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever you're not home, your kiki maid will undress herself, buck-naked, just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090192
I guess either would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090208
uh yeah because i told her to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089927
Think of it as mercy. Reminiscing can be dangerous. Pleasure that strong can't be given up so easily. Her looks, her voice, her touch. Remembering it in the past just isn't enough. You want it right now. Being without it would be painful.

So isn't it nice that she helps you cope with the momentary separation? Such a thoughtful girl. So kind, in her own wicked way...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090208
And when I'm home, she'll change into sexy lingerie for me. or just a maid outfit without anything underneath

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090228
And when she hears you return home, she quickly puts her clothes back on so she doesn't get in trouble, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090132
She might rather use her boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090252
yes, although she typically only wears wrist and ankle shackles so take that for what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089894
One of my waifu's best features is her ass.
She says the same thing about me.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters get so horny they beg you to knock them up while they're already pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090307
Yes.
Which makes it especially fun when a high class or intelligent monster girls says it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna be set for life after I rob the ghoul manor blind. I don't know why everyone is so scared of this place, even if they somehow notice me, the most the undead can do is a slow zombie shuffle towards you, right? Anyways, the next time we talk, I'm going to be rich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090307
Well considering that me and Jubjub are always attached, beg isn't quite the way to put it. The only time she isn't having sex with me is when she's so heavily pregnant that the egg is literally forcing its way out her bird pussy, and she's not making it easy. If that egg wants to detach her from me it's damn sure going to WORK for it. Eventually, when the egg is touching my tip she just gives up and spits that shit out. I have to keep Jubby calm at the time because the first few times she was so rowdy to get back on that knocked the egg to the ground to fall back on me. Since then I've learned to caress her cheek and keep her calm while gently lowering the egg to the ground with my other hand. She usually takes those first couple moments to make up for the roughly 45 seconds of detachment though, so I usually end up inseminating her as soon as she's empty. So long story short, yes? It probably depends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582

>Sexy sporty tomboy sharku exchange student from !Hawaii

Oh, no, bros, I'm gonna get NIBBLED aren't I?

Assuming she can switch from Mer-form to human form, I will do everything in the "Tomboys are for" greentext all summer

>Hot, sweaty days rebuilding my dad's porch, followed by cool evenings relaxing and drinking iced tea watching the sun set
>Sunny days at the beach as she tries (and fails) to teach me to surf. Me turning toasty brown and her a darker blue-green as we spend every hour of daylight at the surf, wandering the seaside town for trinkets, climbing the local cliffs and exploring the sea caves.
>Almost drowning during a water polo session between her and her sisters and my friends, myself, and the local island guys (final score 11-0 and a marriage proposal)
>Spending nights on the beach dancing around the bonfire and feasting on fresh-caught seafood, drinking tequila like water and howling at the moon
>Snorkeling in the crystal depths of her home cove, sharing the wonders there together
>Getting caught in the afternoon monsoons and hurling in abandoned surf shops or old bus stops, as the almost-warm rain soaks us through, and we press our clammy skin together for warmth, our lips finding each other, my tongue feeling her sharp teeth, her breath hot and sweet on my mouth
>Playing paintball with my dumb cousins and their P'Orc waifus, getting absolutely destroyed by the girl's team. Feeling her soft hands on my chest and her moist hot tongue as she licks my bruises better
>Eating the famous hot pit barbecue Uncle Ned makes. Watching her eyes go wide as her teeth sink into the melt-in-your-mouth brisket, the hot grease smearing her hands and chin, her teeth beating a spine-tingling tattoo on the bones as she nips them clean of meat, tossing them into the fire while Jeffrey, my favorite cousin, plays his battered old guitar, and his P'Orc wife, Annabelle, sings a haunting southern ballad of lost love
>Waking up with her slim form wrapped in my arms, her fine, textured skin soft and smooth under my hands
>Watching her sleep, breathing slowly, with a sweet look of contentment on her face, hardly daring to breathe myself lest I wake her
>Seeing her eyes meet mine as she opens them, a sweet smile covering her face, as she turns towards me and pulls me close, one hand gripping mine, the other thrown around me possessively
>Hearing her sleepily thank me for choosing her (even though she chose me), and telling me I've made her the happiest girl in the world
>Slowly, deliberately opening her long, slim, powerful legs, as we both maintain eye contact, our love turning to hot desire as the sun spills across the sheets
>Pressing against her opening as she mewls and begs me to wait, not yet, go slow--the apex predator who has taken me a thousand times, who I've wrestled with in boundless passion, now sweet and gentle, begging me to take her slowly and deliberately
>Feeling her hot, tight walls engulf me, gripping me like a predator grips her prey, her eyes unfocused and hazy, her arms like velvet covered steel, holding me, her legs sliding up and over me to lock me in place. In my place. Where I belong.
>Slowly, slowly, deeply pumping, every thrust like heaven, like the tide rolling in, out, in, out. Her face flushing, her moans rising, desire, fear, lust, love in her eyes
>Aunt Julie banging on the door to call us to breakfast
>Her slow smile as the tells me to roll off her and put my pants on
>We can take back up after flapjacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090208
>Leave house
"OK, have a good day, Mastah!~"
>Waits a few minutes
>A naughty gleam flashes in her eye
>She strips down her pale skin flushing with excitement and prickling with fear, the cool air of the house feeling delicious on her naked body
>She feels herself growing hot
>She admonishes herself not to get distracted, she still has work to do
>Start dusting living room
>Hear door bang open
"SABBATH TAKE IT I FORGOT MY DARN KEYS"
>she flys up the back stairs and into her maid uniform in no time, her nerves screaming
"Oh, there you are Kiki, hey have you seen my keys?"
>"H-here Mastah, on the c-coffee table.."
"Thanks Kiki, whatever would I do without you?"
>Car starts up and pulls out of driveway
>It takes her 5 minutes to catch her breath before she realizes she had her dress on backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088832
>Man rescues monster girls from actual slavers
>They get so overjoyed about being rescued from a life of rough sex slavery or general horrible slavery that they proclaim him their husband then and their.
>Anon is just confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090514
Oh no

She's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>33089837
>The relatively-weaker wights are way stronger than the average man.
Not if they're relatively weaker by a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090558
Just because they can deck you doesn't mean they do. They've got some finesse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090558
>Lower your middle finger towards your palm, and then cover it with your thumb
>Press your middle finger firmly against your thumb, with steadily increasing pressure, taking care not to let it slip out from beneath the thumb
>Bring your hand towards her forehead, palm facing her direction, until the nail of the tumb is just inches from her
>Continue to increase the pressure on the thumb from your middle finger
>When ready, move your thumb out of the way
>Laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090558
would extremely weak wights who are for some reason incapable of finding nourishment slowly become retarded and turn into simple zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33090545
All Kikimoras are adorable. Even the more dominant ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33088582
>Papillon

>Not used to being approached like this
>Can't refuse that warm smile of hers
>Decide to take her out on a date
>Arboretum
>She's completely captivated by the various flowers and plants
>She seems almost fluttering in mid-air as she moves with feathery steps among the displays
>By the end of taking time to smell the flowers, she suggests we go somewhere for something to drink
>Before I can react, she takes me to this quaint, old-fashioned parlor where she orders a large fruit-flavored shake
>Sitting cross-legged across from me at a rather small table, she teasingly licks her lips as the shake arrives
>Far too big for one person to handle
>From a place I don't bother to ask, she whips out a special, elaborate straw obviously meant for two
>She leans in close to take first dibs on what is apparently our drink
>In spite of pressing her somewhat ample bosom onto our table, my eyes remain transfixed on her lips
>Full, pursed folds savoring her treat with a hint of a smile, drawing slow, drawn-out sips
>A trail of perspiration traces her cheek from the chill of the drink mixing with her warmth
>My eyes barely register the pair of colored spheres curiously staring back into me, bringing me back to reality and prompting me to join in
>For a fruit drink, it's surprisingly good
>The date ends with a stroll through the park
>She's clinging to me the entire time, clearly enjoying every moment
>Suddenly, she spots a nearby field and pulls me in for a spin
>the two of us spin for quite a bit before dizziness floors us, with me somehow being the cushion to soften her landing
>The sun shining through her wings bathes our sight a myriad of colors as she gazes lovingly into my eyes
>She leans in close; enough to feel the breath escape her lips...before she falls beside me with a playful giggle
>"Thank you for the wonderful day."
>Maybe this won't be so bad after all
>But how to top a day like this?

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>>33079458

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>>33090307
Oh, fuck that's hot. Imagine it, she's in sidesaddle position, her round, gravid belly pressing heavily into the matress. You're pounding into her, going hard, going steady. You can go for hours now, cumming little spurts, then continuing endlessly, building up to the final climax. She's whimpering and moaning, in her own little world, every time you bottom out, kissing her cervix, she gives a little squeal of delight, cumming every few minutes as your fully-incubized body rains down an unending torrent of pleasure, like a hammer beating an anvil, ringing her with pleasure. Every few moments you lean over to steal a kiss, muffling her cries to low animal moans and hummus until you break, gasping, for air as you continue. You stroke her full, taught belly and grope her swollen, sensitive breasts, a little milk leaking out. She whimpers especially at your touch, the gentle pinches and caresses almost too intense for her to bear. She's babbling too, mostly instructions or encouragements: more...faster...deeper...love...mine...husband...please...so good...feel you...are you close...PDo you like it?..Please, love...deep inside...so rough...kiss....

Eventually she loses it entirely, too blissed out to remember her name, ONLY YOURS. You tease her, asking her who she belongs to, who she loves, who's going to MAKE HER A MOMMY. She screams out your name until she's horse, her vice-grip pussy almost pushing you out as she clenches around a particularly violent orgasm. You feel yourself coming close the end yourself. You tell her you want her to beg, beg you for it. She is confused, delirious with pleasure and utterly submissive, broken. She's taken you before, hard and wild and free, wrestled you into submission and *taken* your love as a prize wrestled from an opponent, but now? Now she's YOUR prize, and every nerve and hormone and instinct in her body is telling her to stop fighting and let you TAKE her, that if she's a good little girl and obediently wiggles her hips and clenches your cock and squeezes your hand and begs very, very sweetly, then you might, MIGHT just give her what every fiber of her being is craving and Knock. Her. Up.

So just as you get ready to crest the last peak of your pleasure, growling in her ear to beg you for your orgasm, her pleasure-addled brain checks out, takes a ticket and lets Little Miss Back-Brain do the talking. And Little Miss Back-Brain may not be too smart, but she knows what she wants, and she knows how to get it.

Which is how your 7 months pregnant wife ends up begging and screaming you to FUCKING PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME AND MAKE ME PREGNANT just as you unload the biggest godd*mn load you've ever shot in your life into her silken love-tunnel while she squeals and nearly passes out, shaking and shivering as her last and hardest orgasm rolls through her body.

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>>33089985
>>33089782
dude just wanted an education what the fuck

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>>33090656
Mmm, Pampillons are nice. Who doesn't enjoy a sweet springtime girlfriend?

Next time, take her to the butterfly enclosure. I took my wife to the Monarch house, and they absolutely COVERED her. She was ecstatic, overwhelmed. They wouldn't let her alone, darn things loved her, they kept flying off and coming back. She was entranced the whole time, like a Queen among a crowd of admiring subjects. She was quiet after we left, but she gripped my hand so tight I thought she was going to break fingers. She finally pulled me behind the giftshop and told me if I didn't take her RIGHT THERE, she was going to ask the nice Jinko Butterfly Keeper to rip my pants off so she could thank me for the most amazing experience of her life.

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Spring is my favorite time of the year. That's when the disgustingly brutal and miserable winter season ends.

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I want to prank the group of Cheshires that keep hanging out in front of my house. I just want to get /fit/ and play vidya in peace, not hear them moan in my ear when I am asleep. What can I do frens

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>>33090749
Anon got straight A's that semester, and every semester afterwards. He hardly remembers studying. No wait... didn't he have a study group?
Eh, probably nothing.

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>>33090784

>t. Called her bluff and had my second-favorite pants shredded while my normally-sweet girlfriend made me take her against the wall of the Flutter-by Funnel Cake Stand while she hissed at me to FUCKING TAKE HER because I'm the BEST FUCKING HUSBAND EVER and she wants me to give her SO FUCKING MANY LITTLE BUTTERFLYS WE'LL HAVE TO OPEN OUR OWN ENCLOSURE YOU GIANT FUCKING STUD

Normally she never curses, bros. But that enclosure was something else. She's also started playfully calling me 'King' and asking how many little Monarchs I'm going to giver her. The answer is all of them

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Everyone thinks wurms are dumb.
The truth is that they just don't care about the nitty gritty, they see the simple answer and they take it.
Faffing about what may or may not be is unbecoming of dragons, even if they cannot fly.

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>>33090881
Based Wurms

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>>33090898
>Wurm, what is the meaning of life?
>"Why would I worry about life's meaning when I have my hoard, my husband, and my daughters?"

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Words that you filter out ITT. I'll start
>Hellhound
>Manticore
>Cheshire
Fresh addition
>Jinko

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>>33090914
Based, although the only thing she's missing is a few strong (human) sons, so she can experience the joy of seeing them take wives themselves and so carry on the circle of life, a wheel within a wheel, turning and turning, time and blood and love without end, Amen

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>>33090971
*CLACK CLACK CLACK*

Lol, JK, it's a great meme

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>>33090973
Those are the problems of the demon lord.
A wurm may help but a wurm alone will not solve that problem.

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>>33090444
That would result in a lot of eggs... anon stop you're going to overpopulate wonderland with jubjubs

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>>33090971
alright I'll bite why the new addition

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I would love to have a wurm wife because I would find them so adorable being strong and dumb. I don't why but it is cute to me

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>>33091037
She's basically their tier in terms of overuse.

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>>33091022
yeah it sure is anon pretty bold of you to assume that I'm still in Wonderland

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>>33091073
yeah i could see that, she's basically just less fetishy manticore and less rapey heckhound, i'm surprised she isn't actually more popular than those two for that reason

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>>33079458
Would you a huli-jing?

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>>33090992
What does happen when the demon lord gets what she wants? I imagine their planet will get fully populated VERY quickly, what with the insane reproduction rates and very long lived creatures.

Hope she can tear open portals to other planets to colonize, or rapidly increase their level of tech to fly there on ships.

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>>33090992
>Wurm writes a polite letter to the Demon Lord asking her to PLEASE make it so her husband can FILL HER UP with his strong sons so she can raise them to be strong, noble, wise, and kind, so she can enjoy watching them play in the woods behind their house, so she can be their audience and their Muse, so she can kiss their sounds better and dry their tears, so she can see her Husband grow into a strong patriarch, guiding his smaller, younger selves through the trials and joys of life, and so she can watch with tears in her eyes as each of them woos and conquers the heart of a beautiful, lovely girl and walks her down the aisle to bring them into her family also.

Signed, Mrs. Wurm Anon

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>>33091132
I would actually really like to see an MGE 40k setting, except minus all the grimdark endless war and slaughter and more supremely comfy space adventuring and planet colonizing with waifus.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you need to carefully inspect your fox's mofu.
You never know when she's secretly a kitsune infused with a fire spirit and that 'mofu' is actually some fluffy looking fire.

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>>33091132
On a planet without J*ws or human w*men, we'd be in outer fucking space by now

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>>33091149
>Kikimora Imperium vs. Chaos Shogg

Based ShogHammer 40k

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>>33091132
well, considering they can create pocket dimensions and exist on a world larger than earth it'll be a problem they can tackle eventually.

>>33091146
>Dear Mrs. Wurm Anon
>I am working on it and will let you know when the issue of mono-gendered descendants is fixed.
>Signed, Mrs. Demon Lord-Hero

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>>33091132
They go to other planets or dimensions, depending if you use magic or gremlim tech

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>>33091073
I loved Jinkos before the recent surge, hipster-kun.

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>>33091132
>be me
>DL passes a new incentive program, basically homestead act for random unpopulated planets
>ok
>round up me and the mino wife
>fill out my paperwork
>they even let me name the place
>get portal'd our new home
>welcome to HOTMINOPUSS-69
>me and the wife become ranchers out here
>living the good easy life, working hard during the day to wrangle some weird bug-cow alien things
>hot sex every couple hours with mino wife
>do it in front of the livestock
>nobody can stop us
>thank you DL I couldn't be happier

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>>33091073
She is really not, either way the smug squad is hardly the persistent presence it once was. These days it's just wights.

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>>33091181
>Mrs. Wurm-Anon sends Demon Lord a Christmas card every year, with a picture of their every-increasing family
>Tells about their year, and all the good things happening with her family, like how their third daughter is learning to read and their eldest is going to start her first term at Slither Middle School, and her Hubby grew his beard out and he is SO handsome he looks good enough to eat!
>Demon Lord always replies with a pleasant handwritten card about how the Plan to cover the whole World in a blanket of love and comfort is going, and how she's sure those silly order fellows will SO enjoy their new wives, and how Her Royal Consort has taken up stonemasonry and how she can barely hold herself back when she watches him mixing mortar and laying brick for a new garden wall and birdbath
>They start up a regular exchange of letters
>Mrs. Wurm always enjoys reading her correspondences, but she especially loves taking her husband to bed and gossiping about her favorite pen-pal, and reading him the Demon-Lords terrible chain-email-tier jokes that she thinks are HILARIOUS
>

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>>33091237
Basically every Robert Heinlein novel ever written, Based.

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>>33090784
I wonder what'd happen if I told her that good girls should be patient. I mean what's her deal mana. Wait until we can get a private, undisturbed space like a love hotel or something. There's even a bed which is surely more comfortable and versatile than doing it against a wall

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>>33091349
RRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPP!

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>>33090734
Nice stuff.

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>>33091415
Always nice to turn the tables and write a little gentle maledom. Dominant girls going all soft and gooey is super fun

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Anon, is your daughter raised by trolls? Tell her to go take a bath, I can smell her thoroughly masturbated cunny from over here, it smells like stinky cunny juices!

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>>33091237
Anon, don't fuck in front of the bug-cow alien things. It may have unexpected effects.
>fucking your mino wife causes her to release mamono mana on a planet that never had such a thing before
>begins to affect local wild life
>wake up in the middle of the night to find yourself straddled by a girl who looks like a cross between a holst and a soldier beetle
>notice a tag around one of her antennae
>"Bessie?"

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>>33090459
Tomboys are the best type of girls

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How do I get the pharaoh/anubis to assign me to work in the Hathorite temple? I really want to, uh, learn the faith.

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>>33091451
>bug-cow
Aphid?

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>>33091500
Always?

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>>33091522
I was thinking of the buggalo from Futurama, but that works too.

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>>33091519
Ask the priestesses yourself?

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>>33091237
>>33091325
>>33091451
>Turns out one of the unpopulated planets they settled on belong to the spiritualist fallen empire.
>Their message was 'hippity hoppity, get off my religious property.'

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>>33091519
>Treasure trail

Awesome

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>>33091637
I prefer the 'nearly empty universe' setting myself. All dat endless land to colonize and populate.

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>>33089376
Wholesomely becoming the light of a bullied greenworm's life! I'd like to imagine her flustered trying to figure out how to confess to anon by practicing on a birthday present stuffed animal or something he got her.
>"A-anon you mean so much to m-me... K-KISS ME!"
>"Heyyyyy anon... I think you're c-cute, b-but together we'd be the c-cutest! Uhhh.. K-KISS ME!"
>"I used to be so alone anon, b-but now I'm experiencing things I never thought of before! Y-you really are the light in my dark life! I can't live without you anon!... KISS ME!"
Too cute. Its even cuter than in anon's greentext canon she ended up stumbing through her words and just raping him in classic mamono style.

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>>33091762
I was making a reference to a space video game.

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Getting hard to tell if my onee-san is secretly trying to get me to breed her or if she just wears those clothes because she likes them.

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>>33091827
Secretly?

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>>33091824
I was aware.

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>>33091637
Listen, this is my planet now. I have the paperwork to prove it. I paid some salamander friends to even scorch my name on it the size of a country so you can't say 'I dont see your name on it' or anything.

It's my planet so my rules. I don't care about your stupid religion. I have my own religion. It's basically the mino pussy worshippers cult. We worship mini pussy by having sex with it at least 5 times a day. Its actually not much of a religion, but hey my planet my rules. So either you fax (yes FAX, we aren't mail sending CAVEMEN, so you better get to your local poverty planet fedex kinkos friend) your official request to the DL to send some minos here or kindly fuck off to the moon.

And no, not the moon with the cool vertical ring on it, the shitty moon with a big asteroid hole on it.

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Ha those dumb monsters are just using rubber weights to make it look like they’re lifting more I bet I could easily lift that

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>>33091842
I mean, she hasn't said as much. Surely my pure onee-san wouldn't want to fornicate with and get knocked up by her otouto, would she?

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>>33091872
>cut to anon pinned to the floor by one of the plates after a monster wanted to shut him up

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Imagine dragon wife wearing this with pride

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>>33091905
anon is kill

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>>33091860
Pickle tickles III was a holy world.
You do not know the true extent of your sin.
Not yet.

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>>33091905
BROTHER, I AM PINNED HERE

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>>33091905
>Not pinning anon to the floor with her body

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>>33091981
This is in serious need of proofreading.

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>>33092015
IIRC this is separate from the main dragonia book, so it might take a bit to retranslate

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>>33091916
It's neat that well behaved little zombie dragons could wander into the city. Extremely adoptable.

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>>33091519
>"Greetings, Acolyte"
>The Sister's soft, lightly-accented voice tickles my ear as she approaches from behind and to my left, her slim, delicate fingers brushing against my naked back, arm, and chest
>I am blindfolded, as an Acolyte I am to be submissive and obedient to the Sisters, who will guide me in the ways of the temple. Only when I have completed my obeisance will I be allowed to gaze upon the beauty of the Temple, and of the rich, golden flesh of the Holy Sisters who serve in it
>of course, I know what the Sister looks like, although I have not seen her before. All the Temple Sisters look the same, no matter what they looked like on the day of their Assignment. Their proximity to the Goddess molds and shapes their bodies. Their young, pert breasts become full, heavy, pendulous, permanently swollen with life-giving milk, capped with great firm nipples encased in gold caps to keep them from leaking as they perform their duties. Their maidenly hips swell too, widening until, like the great Earth-Mother, they flare out proudly, sensuously, declaring their boundless fertility. With each step their great round buttocks roll and sway obscenely as their bare feet slap against the smooth sandstone, pale soles flashing against the warm bronze skin of their extravagant forms.
>I find myself, mother-naked and blind, becoming hard as I picture her body, a temple into herself. A great temptress, coaxing the men of this City into entering her narrow Temple Gate and seeking her Inner Sanctum, there to commune with the Goddess Herself and offer their seed as a Holy Offering, to be returned with Her blessing as the first of many children. Such is the way of the Earth Mother.
>"Thou art aroused, Acolyte..."
>The girl, for I can hear in her voice her youth, speaks in a light, sweet voice, with humor and not reproach
>"This is well. Thy body feels the touch of the Earth Mother, and She who bore you now welcomes you to Her temple"
>With each word she brushes her fingers across my body: Forehead, Navel, Lips, Heart, buttocks, thighs, and palms. Her ministrations are ceremonial, but still I feel my desire for the invisible girl grow. I long to knead her golden skin, hear her breath rush in my ear, taste her sweet mouth, plunge my tongue between her--
>"Now, now, Acolyte...Don't get too excited. Thou hast much to experience today, before My Lady Pharaoh will allow you to once again present yourself to her"
>She was right, of course. I was here in the first place because of the great sin I had committed, an unforgivable error I was to atone for
>Eating the last Bon-Bon was not a trespass to be taken lightly, and I was to serve as Acolyte and Offer-Boy for the Priestesses of Vul'Vae, the Mother Goddess, until I was 'purified' and allowed once again into the presence of My Lady
>I shivered with excitement as I felt her long, sharp nails circle my nipples.
>I had never thought much of them, except perhaps as irritations, but feeling her delicate little fingers tease them made me squirm in pleasure. I was naked, hard as a steel rod, and a beautiful, fertile virgin was playfully teasing me, leading me on with gentle pinches and tugs, walking backwards towards my 'punishment'
>"Soooo obedient, truly thou art a penetant Acolyte...and such a lovely chest thou hast, Grace-Mother has blessed me this day to make you my own...perhaps I shall keep you, since you are so clearly enjoying thyself...what say you, oh handsome youth?"
>I growled and whimpered as she tugged savagely at my left nipple, then rubbed the sharp pain away and danced around behind me to trace uncanny patterns across my broad back
>"Oh, yes, Acolyte, thou will be a fine Offer to our Mother Below. Come! I shall lead thou towards thy first Sacrament and thy first Trial, the Bath-of-Many-Hands. We shall annoint thee with hot oil and cleanse thee of thy...Holy Desire"
>Her gentle fingers circled my rigid member and squeezed, cool and soft, and I would have given much to feel them there for a half-minute longer to relieve me of the uncanny heat I felt prickling my naked skin, even in the cool shade of the stone temple. But her fingers merely brushed me, and she took my hand instead, and squeezing tight, let me naked and blind deep, deep into the temple of The Earth Mother, there perhaps never to return...

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>>33091132
>tfw no planet of our own for dragon waifu and I to populate entirely with dragons
>an entire dragon planet

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>>33088582
>Griffon again
It's the third time I'm rolling a griffon for these kind of things
Not that I'm complaining, but still

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>>33092134
I think it's a sign, Anon. The head honcho is sending a griffon after you through the portal, terminator style. Except you're coming with her if you want to live happily

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>>33092110
now that raises a another question, do chimera's spawn more chimera's or are they like echidnas but for only their species makeup

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>>33092155
Even if it was only the same varieties it's possible they could express them differently.
Goat tail, snake legs, dragon arms, etc

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>>33091537
Always.

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>>33092143
Oh, that would be just great

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Bros do you lift for your future monster bride

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>>33091435
agreed man. Big fan of switch because of the options it gives.

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>>33092108
>As the soft pad of our footsteps takes us deeper and deeper into the temple, I feel the air change.
>The temperature grows warmer, despite the shade of the tunnel (for it is a tunnel, growing narrow and sloping slightly down as we continue). A draft, blowing up from below, brings heavy, warm, moist air, think with the heavy perfume of incense, almost suffocating in its cloying heat and humidity
>I was faintly chill but a few moments ago, but now I feel the first beads of sweat running ticklingly down my back and chest, while my fingers, tightly laced with the shapely hand of my guide, grow moist with the heat and press of our intertwined grip
>My body is fiery with desire and excitement, and I bite my tongue to keep from begging the voluptuous Sister to touch me again
>We grow closer, and the steamy air becomes all-pervasive, almost a physical presence, a warm, welcome, soft body, pressing against me from all sides, kissing my naked skin.
>The slap and slosh of a pool and the gentle rush of running water greet my ear, and almost as soon I make out the light tinkle of musical laughter and the playful chattering of young women
>If I could have grown anymore rigid than I was at that moment, I would have then. My body was overwhelmed with desire. I felt a powerful urge to tear away from my comely guide and seek the source of the laughter, to join those with the playful voices, to splash and play, and to take what I found there in my arms, to possess that extravagance of warm flesh and supple form. But the heat and incense made me weak, my knees grew unsteady, and my chest felt like. Like a young boy, I felt unable to resist the firm hold of the Sister, and a feeling of quiet submission and penitence stole over me, such that I found myself dreaming not of conquest, but of humble service and obedience towards those peerless beautiful vessels whose bodies serve as the round, full, graceful, Temples of the Earth Mother.
>At last my guide motions me to halt, and though still blindfolded, I sense we have entered a wide, open-ceilinged hall or grotto. The sound of water fills the great chamber, and the voices of countless Sisters, Mothers, and Grace-Mothers echo and carry across what must be a great pool or bath in the center.
>My Sister takes me across the rough, wet stone floor, greeting other women by name, and taking me through a passage to a room even hotter and more oppressive than the bath. Hear she leads me to a great stone bench and bids me to sit.
>The stone is blood-warm, and it's surface is glass-smooth and pleasant against my skin. The sauna-like atmosphere is overpowering, oppressive, womb-like
>And suddenly I understand...I am to be born again...it this ritual, I am returned to the hot, wet, cloying Womb of the Earth-Mother, there to be reborn as her Son, an Acolyte to her Order.
>I bask in the warm embrace of the womb, incense addling my brain and while the hot stone of the bench and wall sooths my body and lulls me into a near-stupor.
>And then, just as I feel myself giving in to the overwhelming drowsiness of the Womb, I hear a whisper in my ear
>"Are you ready, Dear Acolyte? Are you ready to be Born?"

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>>33091981
The guy who made that used the translations currently available on MGR, and those were the first english translations of the translator. I'll redo them and upload them to the wiki today, I think.

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>>33092286
Dude I just do it so I don’t die

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>>33092286
I'm not good at that stuff.

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>>33088582
>Cu sith
>Jump off the roof
>in case I survive - confess the undying love to the first mamono I see down on the floor

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>>33092494
You can't escape the fur anon

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>>33092108
>>33092361
Nice.

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>>33092361
3/3, will write more if you guys like this, trying something new.

“So nice,” says a voice, different than my Sister's. It comes from my right, and is followed immediately by a soft touch of strong, broad hands. She spreads a hot, thick oil on my shoulder and chest that soothes and warms as she layers on more and more.
“Such a nice little Offer-Boy. I see why The Lady is so fond of him. He will be a great plowshare for our fertile fields...”
With this lascivious comment a hand reached out and cupped my balls, coating them in more of the heated, scented oil. I felt the heat and tingling sensation of the oil as she massaged it into my sack and across my cock, generously working it into every inch of my skin, then continuing up to my belly, chest, arms, neck, face. Other hands coated my legs and feet, my hands and hair, my back. I felt as if I were being attacked by a hundred questing, kneading, teasing hands, and as I felt two hands grip my shaft and two others tug and squeeze at my stinging, sensitive balls, I cried out in pleasure. Two more hands gripped my hair and chin, tilted my head back, and I felt two soft, plump lips find my own hungry mouth.
Her hot, squirming tongue was overjoyed to greet mine, and she made it's introduction long, slow, and formal. When she in turn invited me into her mouth, leading me on with sucking, teasing, loving kisses, I found her mouth sweet and her tongue a playful, gentle companion. All throughout the hands massaged me, every part of me was coated, clothed almost, in a thick warm coating of heavy scented oil. Suddenly, the two firm hands that had been stroking my shaft gently ceased their movent, and became an iron embrace. I moaned into my lover's mouth, and she moaned in return, her hands running through my hair and pulling gently as she made love to my mouth with hers.
Suddenly, I felt warm breath on the head of my shaft, and slowly, slowly, I felt myself being devoured by full, plump lips, a hot, molten mouth, and a wriggling, playful tongue. I felt two more such mouths latch onto my sensitive festivals, and more followed on my legs, arms, chest, and neck.
I moaned again as the mouths began to move, to taste the flesh they had so we'll prepared, that through their minstrations had been rendered a hundred times more sensitive. My lover's tongue moved once more against mine, and I lost myself in the pleasure.
“You must not cum!” Said a sharp voice, and I felt a hard bite from the mouth on my right thigh. Coming to myself again, I clenches to keep myself from giving to the girl on my cock that which she so clearly desired. The girl interrupted herself to whine piteously, but the sharp, matronly voice from in front of me called out again:
“No cumming, Offer-Boy! Thou hast not yet made thine obeisance to the Earth-Mother. Thy seed must not be wasted in your loving Sister's mouth. If you wish to earn a release, thou shalt make thyself wholly the Servant of your Sisters here, and in giving up your desire,
be born again an instrument of pleasure, to both give and receive, now and forever.”
I moaned, and the girl at my lips broke our kiss at last to let me speak, moving to my ear to nip and kiss the sensitive flesh there, and to whisper promises of pleasures unknown, if I but submit myself to their instruction.
“This is an Edge, Oh Acolyte. Thou Shalt suffer here 7 Edges for every stolen sweet thou hast deprived our Lady this week. If thou should happen to cum before I grant thou leave, thy Sweet Sisters shall whip thee soundly, and return thou hence to undergo this trial again, so long as it takes for you to make your penance. I, Grace-Mother Innuk, have spoken.” The low, graceful voice of the reproachful Grace-Mother faded, and presently the Sisters began once again their minstrations. The sweet words floating up from the countless full and supple lips ensured me that, should I succumb to my Sister's skilled and enthusiastic treatment, I should not suffer greatly, and indeed it seemed I was to become the vessel for much pleasure that day. I settled myself to enjoy the sensations, and wondered idly how long it would be before I found my self under the sweet lash of these gracious Priestesses, or if I could withstand the current lashing tongue, quick, sharp teeth, and hot, sweet embrace of my Gracious Sister's mouth. I was about to find out.

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>>33092227
What about a milf who is a tomboy?

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>>33092700
Is that a soccer mom?

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>>33092143
>Except you're coming with her
I would say yes even before she finishes the sentence.
Also thanks for putting the image of a cool sunglasses and leather jacket wearing onee-chan griffon in my head

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>>33092668
I sure do like it.

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>>33092668
Please do. I'm getting a lot of ideas for my priestess wife.

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>>33092722
That, or a cool aunt.

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>>33092494
>in case I survive - confess the undying love to the first mamono I see down on the floor
What if it’s the Cu Sith after she runs down to see if you’re ok?

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>>33092494
would you really refuse a girl's heartfelt confession just because she is a little on the hairy side? what are you a faggot?

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>>33092668
My boner is solid. Like the idea of something similar with my pslime nun wives scenery wise. Especially cause they also worship hathor (and eros + fg).

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>>33090459
>Laying down in the sandy beaches after a long date around the town, the small, frothy waves only able to wet your feet before running out
>Saying cheesy lines to each other as the both of you gaze into the endless, sparkling starry skies
>Slowly losing the track of time, the night drifting into silence as the chirping crickets and the lapping waves seem to disappear
>Feeling her rhythmic heartbeat and her pleasingly mild fishy scent as you hug her tighter in an embrace
>Having the cute shark break the silence by retreating further into the water, inviting you to come closer
>Wrestling with her in the shallow waters to see who gets to be on top
>Being quickly defeated as she swiftly pins you down with her tail and hands
>Didn't matter anyway because the both of you are too tired from the date to do any more serious activities
>Having her hand reach down to stroke you, gently feeling her sleek fins and fingers wrapping around your shaft
>Deciding to return the favor by reaching to the part where her fishy tail begins, finding the right spot so you can push your fingers in
>Listening to her gasp of pleasure as you found the "cave" you're looking for
>Staring at her flushed, embarrassed face that is trying to suppress the number of quiet moans that occasionally leaks out
>Getting your hands grabbed by her soft hands, pushing it away and pulling your waist closer to her body
>Asking her why she is stopping with the foreplay
>Being instantly replied with her body suddenly plunging into you, penetrating her deepest spots
>Holding her hands as you roll to the sides, so she is now under you
>Slowly start thrusting, steadily increasing your speed to build up the momentum
>Feeling her tail trying to wrap around your back so the two of you can get into an even deeper embrace
>Going for another kiss, intertwining your fingers with hers, and locking your legs into her body
>Shoving in balls deep as you can into her when you feel that you're about to go over the edge
>Orgasming together and getting overwhelmed with pleasure because her walls suddenly contract around you
>Sharing a post-orgasmic bliss as you rest your head next to hers, staying in the same position as the two of you enjoy sleeping in the shallow waves

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>>33091796
Wouldn't it be fun to tease her by saying if she can repeat that again because you didn't quite catch what she said

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>>33092700
A tomboy can never be a single milf because tomboys are in such high demand they wouldn't reach CC age without getting proposed to

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>>33088582
>Pharaoh
Think it's less of a confession and more a notice a acquisition

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>>33093197
Man how do you even get comfy under water. I hope it’s some demon energy shit, cause I wanna be able to sleep under the covers with my shark girl

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>>33093460
When you're in water you can fully relax

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>>33093460
It's like doing it in a shallow bathtub, but on soft sand

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>>33091237
>WANTED: test pilots for mamono space program
>no experience needed
>single men only

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>>33093505
>have spacesuit, will travel

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>>33093260
>Just hands you a note one of her lackeys wrote for her declaring you her property

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>>33093556
>Pharaoh-chan too embarrassed to confess so she resorted to letters instead
I'm sure she'd then ask for a kiss while blushing

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>>33093505
She must get cold in the lightless vacuum of space, I hope she has a jacket or something warmer to wear

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27 years have now passed
Since the day I first gasped
Alone through most of life
Not even a single girlfriend, let alone wife
How majority of women are always a pest
It stands clear why monstergirls are best
Lamias with their hugs and scales
They love you every inch, head to tails
Centaurs with their gallant stride
They will let only on their back to ride
Harpies with their light, soft feathers
Feels far greater than one hundred sweaters
Slimes who can become any shape
But be careful, they are known to rape
Spider girls with their web and legs
Keep you in their grasp for days
Holstraus with their content nature
Always makes them a lovable creature
So many monstergirls left to see
Too little time to continue this spree
To all who love the stranger types of girl
My wish to you is you find that pearl
And whenever you see a lamia tail swish
That is a fulfilled Christmas wish

There. This is actually 3 days too old in my case and the part about Christmas is irrelevant, but I've decided to post this when my time comes since the day our poetfag wrote it, so here goes.

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>>33093260
>>33093556
>>33093613
Delinquent Apophis is absolutely seething over this development

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>>33093762
I don't get poetry but I'm sure it's very romantic

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>>33088582
>Bunyip

I meanage to get an "Okay..." out before I'm tackled to the ground and lose my virginity.

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Claimed.

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>>33093505
As long as I get to look at beautiful women in uniforms all day, I'll join.

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>>33093824
>Anubis lackey still not happy with her goddess's choice even after an extensive background check

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>>33088582
>ogre
I don't think I'm getting a choice in the matter.

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>>33094317
She looks like she's got layers

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Grillin'.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4228060?

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>>33094317
The most dangerous delinquent in the school.

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>>33094287
Anubis-chan just doesn't understand love.