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>> No.33265307
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33265307

Mastah

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33265319

Which one?

>> No.33265334

>>33265319
Bottom four.

>> No.33265359
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33265359

>>33265319
Would have too hard a time choosing between slime and kitsune
So... Why not both at once?

>> No.33265386

Creative uses for shogs?

>> No.33265410

>>33265386
>Swiss Army Shog
>Never leave home without it!

>> No.33265412
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33265412

You'd give her the business right?

>> No.33265413

>>33265410
>Never leave home, period.

>> No.33265437

>>33265412
I do not associate with lowly cattle

>> No.33265464

>>33265386
Shog suit
Literally wear your wife to work

>> No.33265467

>>33265300
She lives in a house with a blue window?

>> No.33265510

>>33265412
I'd help her expand her business.

>> No.33265539
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33265539

Fipbh

>> No.33265540
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>>33265412
No. My cows are for breeding and milking only. They are not for office work. Their breasts are my livelihood. A proper cow prefers it this way. And a proper cow farmer encourages this. They need to be a tad on the thicc side but not fat. Let the fat go to their breasts only. Bigger breasts = bigger milk. The only work done is groping and massaging breasts such that milk comes out, and then transporting that milk to the local market. Easy life. No need for complicated business work for any of us

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>>33265540
But anon, what if you have a cow wife who's good with business that sells your stuff at the markets?

>> No.33265658

>>33265386
>Camper Van Shog
>travel in style and see the wonderful sights from the comfort of your wife

>> No.33265702

>>33265643
I handle the selling. Holsts need to devote all their energy to breeding and grazing

>> No.33265714

>>33265413
>Never leave
>Please master~

>> No.33265720
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33265720

>>33265540
Cows are for getting beeg together. The fitter my wife gets, the sweeter her milk is.

>> No.33265726

>>33265714
Sounds like Shoggy is scared of the creaky old house

>> No.33265762
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33265762

How do the old traditional vampires feel about the younger lewder vampires?

>> No.33265775

>If you don't have a shog at home, a slime maid that you feed purple paint works fine too

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>>33265702
But what if she wants to be a business cow anon?

>> No.33265823

>>33265726
it reminds her of her age

>> No.33265843

>>33265762
It's just a phase

>> No.33265893

>>33265762
"Go back to your coffins smelly old hags" should get them to go away right?

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>>33265300
Tell me, how do monstergirls do court intrigue in human courts for the purposes of subversion and corrupting to demon Realms?

>> No.33266119

>>33265762
>”Have anything to say to us?”
Yeah the blood bank is three blocks away, you don’t have to ho yourself on the street corner for some blood.

>> No.33266240

>>33265897
it's amazing how you can smell the /tg/ on some posts

>> No.33266259

>>33266119
The blood market are though these days, have a heart.

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33266321

If I fuck a kunoichi am I considered “assassinated”?

>> No.33266342

>>33265762
Stop sign

>> No.33266347

>>33266321
Yes, it does.

>> No.33266357

>>33265319
why do the centaurs have to be the hottest but have to have a horse lower bod
it's the biggest turn-off ever

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>hey cutie are u a beaver? cuz dam
>maybe you could kiss me on the lips... then come up to my navel
>damn boi you're in the wrong section, snacks go in aisle 7

>> No.33266410

>>33266377
what other cheesy pick up lines would there be?

>> No.33266430

>>33266377
>hey cutie are u a beaver? cuz dam
please stop making fun of my teeth

>> No.33266512

>>33266377
>*slaps your ass*
>damn boy what're you doin all dressed up with nowhere to go?

>> No.33266522

>>33266240
>t.insecure

>> No.33266628

>>33266377
Hello, I'm the one. Heard You're looking for me.

>> No.33266680
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tfw no overly attached war orphan monsterwife who defends you with her life and goes totally overboard over small things like you holding a door open for another lady

>> No.33266688

>>33265359
There's a lot more there than just a Kitsune.
This must be why my waifu keeps warning me about not overusing the proto-slime tank.

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Hi I’m Anon Y. Moose and I’m gonna wrestle this shark

>> No.33266784
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33266784

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna go up to lady Druella and call her a fuckuppubus to her face

>> No.33266809

>>33266784
please livestream it
remember to tag the stream nsfw

>> No.33266820

>>33266680
Is that Riven?

>> No.33266845

>>33266820
sshhhh I'm tryna keep it low key

>> No.33266876

>>33266761
You forgot to say Welcome to Jackass

>> No.33266902

Hello, Im Anon Cockson, and this is jackass,
>finds a sleeping lim and cast a cow girl spell on her
> attach milking machine to her
>write dumb cow lim on her
>shake her awake and hide

>> No.33266908
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>>33266845
Eh, personally I want the girl with the venom-like skin

>> No.33266933

>>33266845
How is the sequel to Myst low key?

>> No.33267038

>>33266784
Damn if fatrella looked like THAT, she would have order voluntarily join the Demon Realm in no time. Instead she larps as a loli, very dumb.

>> No.33267062

>>33266357
hey fuck you they give the best piggyback rides

>> No.33267075

>>33265319
When in doubt I always go the girl with the biggest boobs so slime.

>> No.33267089
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Rejecting my drunk oni coworker's advances!

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>>33266321
No, the assassination is considered a failure and the kunoichi in question a loss to be avenged. However, they know full well that you keep her hostage (you do now) to ward off further aggression, so they begrudgingly leave you be for her sake.
Surely you aren't an utter scumbag to taunt the clan further by making it clear she is now a sex slave, violating her out in the open as their scouts observe (oddly persistently) in impotent rage? Or dragging her around on a leash before mere commoners? Or spamming the clan's mail with periodic videos of her messy, sweaty aftersex state as she covers her face in shame but fails to hide her swelling belly? Or - gods forbid it - desecrating their very sacred village by barging in one day with her clinging to your side, abusing the ancient law that welcomes their own kind back home no matter what with whoever they decide to bring along, only to settle in and rub the humiliation into their faces (along with all these other men apparently) every day for the rest of your collective lives?

>> No.33267154

>>33267116
>abusing the ancient law that welcomes their own kind back home no matter what with whoever they decide to bring along
I just want the kids to me their grandparents

>> No.33267173

>>33266377
I love that face and the expression. Pretty perfection.

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>> No.33267223

>>33266321
>kunoichi comes to assassinate me
>knew she was coming
>am wearing a ninja outfit
>she looks confused
>tell her the village sent me to do recon, he fled to a neighboring country
>she leaves
>don't have to worry about that anymore

>> No.33267282

>>33266902
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

>> No.33267297

>>33267116
Kunoichi love being captured and 'broken'. They stay up all night touching themselves and moaning as they fantasize about being tied up and tortured by their handsome target, then being bred and kept as a sex-slave, her proud Ninja honor tarnished as she is forced to carry her new Master's children and serve his every depraved whim.

They act tough, but just give them a firm hand and they'll melt under you. Just be careful--they cum on a hair-trigger and are extremely strong and flexible, and like to wrap themselves around their 'target', so I hope you enjoy wrassling

>> No.33267361

>>33267223
>anon uses the "I'm not the target, he fled" maneuver
>the kunoichi isn't buying it
>she kinda just awkwardly stares at him, unable to think of a plan
>she then picks up a blanket off his couch
>falls to the ground with it landing over her head and shoulders
>"N-NANI?! I'VE BEEN CAUGHT IN SOME KIND OF TRAP!" as she raises her hips and wiggles back and forth
>"nnggh, I'm completely defenseless... I'm completely at the mercy of my target, how shameful"
>anon already left

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>>33266357
With genetic engineering we can create something even better

>> No.33267414

>>33266908
I wonder if cuming on her suit will result in it absorbing it.

>> No.33267429

>>33267396
WTF I AM LOOKING

>> No.33267436

>>33267396
This is just two humans fused together.

>> No.33267443

>>33267154
Well tough luck buddy, you're gonna LARP as a vile bastard and borderline generic N*R antagonist at least Monday to Friday and you're gonna like it. Do you think the other men are enjoying this? But the customs of the Maso clan must be preserved, and there is no better way to teach the young ninjas than with everyday exposure.

>> No.33267461

>>33267210
Super mofu winter Bunyips

>> No.33267479

>>33267443
fuck customs I am going to have a lovely dovey love life with my wife

>> No.33267515
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33267515

Yargh, matey! Are ye looking fer adventure?

>> No.33267518

>>33267396
this horrible beast should not have survived childhood.
its very existence is an affront to all of creation

>> No.33267536

>>33267518
but those thighs though...

>> No.33267543

>>33267396
I know I'm gonna catch flak for this but ngl this is pretty cool looking

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>>33267210
The Becky mofu bunyip Vs. The Stacy gyaru bunyip

>> No.33267550

>>33267515
Most pirates kept oranges and lemons to prevent scurvy
This one uses cum

>> No.33267558

>>33267518
Are you talking about the centaur or Charles II?

>> No.33267578

>>33267550
She is a cat after all so citrus fruit is no good

>> No.33267732

>>33267515
Cap'n, Cap'n I'd like to report, that when I saw Cap'n, I already pitched a full mast without Cap'n's order!

>> No.33267744

>>33267515
I've always found it odd how manticores are so casual about their tailpussy
I mean one thing is dressing skimpily and showing off some skin, but having one of your pussies on full display for anyone to stare right into is another thing entirely

>> No.33267809

>>33265319
No tailpussy so I'll do 2 of the bottom ones
Leave you up to which ones

>> No.33267872

>>33267479
>I am going to have a lovely dovey love life with my wife
How degenerate

>> No.33267873

Anyone have that tailpussy screencap?

>> No.33267892

>>33265319
I'd love to snuggle with an alraune but I feel they're quite the inconvenient partner outside of that
I'll have to go for the lamia or the scylla
or both
or both and then the slime

>> No.33267905

>>33267872
>Tying your Kunoichi wife to a chair and feeding her bites of pancakes by hand!

>> No.33267932

>>33267892
>but I feel they're quite the inconvenient partner outside of that
Why?

>> No.33267937

>>33267744
it a very effective tool when it comes to attracting mates, so they will keep using it until some envious taillet in a position of power realizes its inherent lewdness and forces some thoroughly undemocratic legislation that prohibits its nakedness on grounds of "public indecency"

>> No.33267945

>>33265386
shogcar
shogcopter
shog zeppelin

>> No.33267953

>>33267932
aren't they rooted in place?

>> No.33267960

>>33265386
shog shog

>> No.33267965

>>33265843
what about blaculas?

>> No.33267972

>>33267945
oh the nonhumanity

>> No.33267988

>>33267953
They can move

>> No.33268072

>>33267945
I can just imagine a Mod-style British animation (think Month Python of the Beatles Movie) featuring a Shog-London

>> No.33268075

>>33267953
They can uproot and walk around on said roots.
Barometz don't care at all and just launch themselves.

>> No.33268078

>>33267905
Dastardly forcing your captive Kunoichi wife to take a warm bubble bath complete with fancy chocolates and wine before leading her to the bed and sinisterly giving her a back massage to alleviate her tense muscles before finally evilly holding her hand while you lay in bed together and telling her how much she means to you and how you're sure she's going to be a great mother. Oh the humanity!

>> No.33268106

would monstergirls like salamanders, ochimusas and other warrior monster girls like channels were they talk about medieval weapons and their uses, or would they like channels that talk about boxing, muay Thai or other unarmed martial arts?

>> No.33268116

>>33266933
Based and cyanpilled.

>> No.33268142

>>33267443
>tie her up with leather and chains in your basement
>make her wear a ballgag to keep her quiet
>force her to wear ugly out of date clothing
>make it clash as much as possible
>she cries and acts completely degraded the entire time
>you make her wear early 90's clothing
>her mind breaks and she becomes your little anti-fashion slave

>> No.33268159

>>33267945
I'd love to travel the world in a shogzeppelin (shoggelin?), I just hope she won't get self-conscious about her size and cause us both to plummet into the ocean

>> No.33268194

>>33268159
Shoglife jacket.

>> No.33268195
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>blocks your path

>> No.33268215

>>33268195
>*whips out straw*

>> No.33268231

>>33268195
That's an AWAKEN MY MASTERS trio if I ever saw one

>> No.33268234

>>33268195
>Runs right through them as they lack the viscosity to arrest my momentum.

>> No.33268243

>>33268195
Salt.

>> No.33268263

>>33268195
How much for a jar of slime?

>> No.33268277

>>33268195
throw sewage in their general direction, this should slow them down!

>> No.33268304
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33268304

>>33268263
Your chastity.

>> No.33268348

>>33268194
yellow shogmarine

>> No.33268398

>>33268348
Figures Shogs would like the Beatles.

>> No.33268400

>>33268195
>literally walks through you

>> No.33268593

>>33268400
>your pants melt away and your dick is now inside her

>> No.33268611

>>33268234
>>33268400
I think any semisolid capable of standing on its own is much thicker than water.
In other words that would pretty much serve yourself up on a silver platter to her.

>> No.33268623

>>33267210
Another for the folder

>> No.33268761
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Don't think you can get the whole house done for spring cleaning? Consider Greenworms! Many hard-to-reach spots in the house are easily cleanable with the help of our many-legged friends! Due to their natural ability to climb, dusting high-up places within the house is a breeze. Because they can reduce their height while still being mobile when crawling, getting to places like under the bed are also incredibly simple for Greenworms. Best of all, they can help with all forms of cleaning, not just this annual sort of event! With a few snack breaks and loads of fun light-hearted conversations, you can make cleaning go by in a breeze with the help of your Greenworm! Me and my Greenworm actually got done organizing the linen closet yesterday, it was incredibly helpful to put my Greenworm on my back and let her put the linens we carefully folded together on the top shelf without wrinkling them. I even managed to find the custom forest print quilt that I had when I was younger which I thought was lost forever. My Greenworm loved it and insisted that she use it to sleep with last night. It was the happiest I think I've ever seen her at bedtime!

>> No.33268813

>>33268761
He keeps getting better?! He keeps moving forward...

>> No.33268832
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>>33266784
Imagine a monster portaling into your room and finding one of those titty mousepads with the profile girl from her species

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>> No.33268986

>>33268954
The number of flashers in MGC continues to grow...

>> No.33269010

>>33268986
They keep putting on more.

>> No.33269014
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>>33268611
How well do slimes react to electricity? Could probably zap one down to temporarily immobilize them. A tazer is your best bet

>> No.33269036

>>33268986
>Hey kid, want some slime? I got it right here.

>> No.33269074

>>33269014
*ding-a-ling*
>Dinner is served, Mastah

>> No.33269106
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Meru is so sexy

>> No.33269109

>>33268813
>>33268761

WHY HASN'T GREENWORM ANON ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM YET HOLY SHIT I KNOW THE GIRLFRIEND STAGE IS NICE BUT SHE'S BEEN WAITING FOR HIM TO POP THE QUESTION

>> No.33269128

I want me, my wives, and my daughters to be a pornstar family together for MonsterTube!

>> No.33269133

>>33269106
Mmm, I'm used to subby Meru but this Meru does something else to me...

Requesting BEEG Meru pls

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>>33269109
Oi art boy, paint me like one of your French Wights

>> No.33269154

>>33269128
incestfags pls go

>> No.33269157

>>33269138
The lack of hands will always creep me out.

>> No.33269168

>>33269157
She'll get them when she's older

>> No.33269174

>>33269074
I don't have a choice do I
I'm gonna get force fed slime aren't I

>> No.33269175

>>33269138
>Turns back to canvas
>Looks again to check proportion
>All the greenery is gone

Greenworm makes the cutest little burp

>> No.33269184

>>33269109
She'll turn into a Papillon at this rate.

>> No.33269185

What about a female paladin that wasn't to get corrupted so she wears really skimpy armor and everything but always ends up winning fights against monsters due to her holy protection or whatever so she never gets corrupted?

>> No.33269199

>>33269074
Slime pussy for dinner again?
My favorite!

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>>33269199
Slimewife absorbs a balanced diet of fruits veggies meat cheese and carbs for you so she can convert them to slime and sustain you from her tits alone

>> No.33269243

If monsters can eventually have human sons there's probably going to be that one family that has five sons and no daughters. All the monsters in their neighbourhood will love them but they'll just really want a daughter

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>> No.33269274

>>33269175
You can't prove anything, she's got rights

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>>33267873
this one?

>> No.33269301

>>33269243
It might be a little freaky with non-slime babies...you'd presumably be able to see everything. Guess that would make the gynecologists job easy enough though.

What Monsters make the best doctors? Or are humans the best physicians?

>> No.33269305

>>33269243
If they outbreed human females logically humanity would go extinct after several generations so I like to imagine monster girls 50% give birth to monster girls 50% to human boys

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>>33269292
I could have worded so many things better in that
Kinda embarrassed

>> No.33269324

>>33269301
>shog gets pregnant
>keeps the baby in a pod on the ceiling

>> No.33269325

>>33268215
Remember that that you should not drink slimes. You don't want them to wiggle about inside your body

>> No.33269356

>>33269292
Based. I always imagine a Discovery Channel special--Manticore: Inside the Tailpussy, with lots of fancy computer graphics and a British voiceover explaining the complex biological systems that make up the Manticore's tail.

>> No.33269362

>>33268106
Yeah, I can imagine with magical weapons and monster strength it they would never run out of potential subjects.
>Make an honest video about katanas, their uses, advantages and disadvantages
>Can already feel ochimusas and other zip monsters typing fast in the comments because 'their' unique sword folded 1000 times is the exception

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GLAMOROUS Oni.

>> No.33269381

>>33269174
just close your mouth anon. She can't get into you that way

>> No.33269397

>>33269229
Thank you slimewife! Very helpful

>> No.33269402

>>33269305
Nah you would need at least 3-1 f/m ratio to account for harems. Maybe even 5-1, not saying that boys would be rare just not as common

>> No.33269406

>>33269324
Nah, Shog would keep it in an underground chamber filled with eerie purple light and eldritch runes, with the 'womb' on a massive pedastal in the center, where she can sing it lullabyes and whisper how much she loves it and how it needs to grow big and strong for Mommy and Daddy .

Although I imagine in reality most slime mother's would want to carry the child in/with them, if only so it gets exposure to the outside world, and the babies Father. Children do soak up a lot of stimuli in the womb.

>> No.33269431

>>33269229
That would be useful if you had difficulty chewing or breaking down food on your own as a result of being severely weakened from illness or something.

They could also store liquids inside themselves, including milk and breastfeed you that way

>> No.33269438

>>33269325
>Giant, swollen purple balls filled with wriggling dark slime goo making you swell up with cum but preventing you from ejaculating until you promise to marry her

>> No.33269459

>>33269174
It's not as bad as it seems. It's tasty, nutritious, healthy, will leave you feeling like a million bucks AND will make your wife happy!

>> No.33269473

>>33269438
If I get far enough away from her, she'll be out of range to control the slime in my body! Then, my body will naturally expel the parasitic slime out. Easy!

>> No.33269492
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33269492

I've got a golden idea
>Man with op hero powers wants to be sold as a slave to desert monsters
>Every time he disguises himself as a slave something happens that interrupts his journey
Could this be pitched to a mamano casting director?

>> No.33269537

>>33269368
You see daughter, when you're younger, you go chasing after boys. As you get older, you realize with a little class and the right accessories, the boys chase after YOU.

>> No.33269551
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33269551

>>33269174
Feeding you slime is a romantic gesture/flirting to them so it's not surprising

>> No.33269553

>>33269133
That's all I have. I just got a new PC so I don't have much images, sorry.

>> No.33269571

>>33269368
Do Red Oni's like to be rubbed down with hot massage oil? Because as a trained massage therapist, this sounds like a dream job

>> No.33269597

>>33269571
>Do Red Oni's like to be rubbed down with hot massage oil?
>Massaging an onis soft body and muscles after a long day of adventuring
You'd have an easier time making a list of monsters who don't like it

>> No.33269608

>>33269571
I would assume they would love something like that, and especially something like >>33268078 this

>> No.33269631

>>33269571
>Because as a trained massage therapist

Casually mentioning this seems like a quick way to get the attention of lot of monster girls.

>> No.33269644
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>>33269608
I want to calm down a delinquent kunoichi by mating pressing her and building a family together so she can regale our daughters with stories of how she was once the toughest ninja around

>> No.33269776

Has anybody here had experiences with pastes being outright deleted off of pastebin? I've already archived the stuff on mine but I'm not sure if something is missing or not

>> No.33269842
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33269842

>>33266430
Timmy?

>> No.33269862

Are you willing to give up freedom if it means living a high-standard and luxury life with your one true love and your kids?

>> No.33269895

>>33269862
Yes. What am I doing with my freedom? Shitposting on 4channel and avoiding finishing my essay that's due tomorrow? Fuck it. Send me to the Drowlands.

>> No.33269910

>>33269862
But those are exactly the things I'd pursue using my freedom.

Except it's a modest, cozy life in the countryside.

>> No.33269964
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33269964

This took a whole lotta time to finish, but there it is:
ICE QUEEN GF
I'd like to remind that one Anon, he promised to record himself singing "Snow Miser" song.

Which monster gf You'd like to see next?

>> No.33269980

>>33269964
Neat.

>> No.33269996

>>33269368
>work at an oni alcohol company
>in the finance dept so I don't have to worry about me not wanting to drink
>boss always invites me after work but I decline because I'm bad with alcohol and don't want to do something stupid
>always shows pictures of her and the coworkers looking like they're having lots of fun
>finish this month on a record high in sales
>boss half jokingly invites me out again
>fuck it it's a special occasion so I agree
>arrive at the bar, boss looks like that
>she never dressed up like this before
>I'm about to do something stupid and I'm not even drunk yet
>tfw this was a mistake wasn't it

>> No.33270010

>>33269964
You gotta do the worm, Greenworm Anon needs to hurry up and propose already

>> No.33270025

>>33269964
Haha, based. I'll try to record sometime this weekend if I get some time.

As for next project, ahhh--how about Titania? I haven't seen him post in a while, but I hope he still lurks, I really enjoyed his posts.

That or a Very Hungry Greenworm

>> No.33270042

>>33269996
Mmm, based.

Do Oni's drink clear liquor like Saki? Or do they indulge in Scotch and Cigars?

>> No.33270085

>>33270042
they'd down rubbing alcohol like its a shot of root beer, I think it'd be unlike anything we men know as alcohol

>> No.33270117

>>33269964
>Think Slavic accent
Thats a no for me

>> No.33270144

>>33270025
I just haven't had anything to post about the wife recently. I've still been shitposting but I've been more busy with work and trying to get better at drawing.

>> No.33270151
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33270151

>>33265319
Dick-crushing centaur paizuri

>> No.33270224

>>33265319
Always bet on snek

>> No.33270230

Would a married dark elf bother to capture a regular elf and rape her into a monstrous elf?

>> No.33270236

8 feet tall is an excellent height by the way

>> No.33270238

>>33270085
I don’t know. I was raised on moonshine so I can probably hang with an Oni for a bit longer until I get blackout drunk.

>> No.33270276

>>33270230
Delfs are weird so if you could imagine it there's one kinky enough to do it

>> No.33270313

>>33270238
>Oni takes anon to the bar intent on getting him tipsy and having her way with him
>Hangs with her and by the end of the night leaves like it's nothing
>Frustrated oni noises
Alternatively
>Oni takes anon to the bar intent on getting him drunk and raping him
>One drink in anon passes out cold
>His family comes by and brings him home
>Sad horny oni noises

>> No.33270437

>>33269964
I misread 'Slavic Ice Queen' as 'Shaved Ice Queen' on an earlier post and now I keep having the image of an Ice Queen running a shaved ice stand stuck in my head.

>> No.33270475

>>33269964
Weresheep, Lamia, or Manticore, please.

>> No.33270513
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>>33270437

>> No.33270538

>>33270313
>His family comes by and brings him home
If my parents saw me passed out next to a strong attractive woman, they'd be overjoyed and inform her that they won't be looking for me for the next few days.

>> No.33270686

>>33270538
>oni finds a drunken Anon cowering in the corner of the bar
>frantically muttering into the phone
>"Mom, come pick me up I'm scared!"

>> No.33270730

>>33270313
I don’t drink so my family might assume I was getting mugged

>> No.33270786

>>33270686
>"Anon stop calling me, I want grandchildren so man up already and do your job"

>> No.33270817

What would an MGE version of Metamorphosis be like?

>> No.33270832

>>33270686
>mom can hear onis in the background drunkenly asking anon to compare their thigh strength with his head

>> No.33270851

>>33270513
>"Summer's gonna make me rich."

>> No.33270873

>>33270817
Do you mean like the stuff that actually exists like Greenworms becoming a Papillon or Zombies becoming Wights. Or even chaos husbands being able to change back and forth into a monster rape form? What exactly are you asking?

>> No.33270881

>>33270437
>Ice Queen runs a shaved ice stand during summer
>every time anon gets one she has to go to the back and make “a special one just for anon”
>she literally just grows and shaves her frozen pubic hair for anon to eat
>whatever it still tastes great especially with watermelon flavor

>> No.33270891

>>33270817
A metaphor about working your life away and becoming a pent-up career woman instead of finding a husband while young

>> No.33270925

>>33270891
But anon. I LOVE pent up career women.

>> No.33270941

>>33270686
>”Man up and do body shots off the hot ladies anon.”

>> No.33270956

>>33270873
He's talking about hentais most famous downward spiral
>>33270817
Saki would probably get her shit together way before she hit rock bottom, probably become a monster and have a happy ending
I just wish those teens at then got stomped into paste

>> No.33270979

>>33270817
Addictive drugs, male-on-female actual rape, and having multiple sex-partners as a woman doesn't exist in MGE so it's just not possible to have a MGE version. If the plot was for a guy, yeah there would be lots of genuine rape but at least it would have a good ending.

As for the Kafka one, a monster turning into a insect girl would literally change nothing so no major life adjustments are made.

>> No.33271010
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>>33270925
Not producing media with the intent to make them even more insecure and nervous so that when you finally tell them you love them for who They are they break down into tears of joy and want to make babies right there. 4D chess anon

>> No.33271023

>>33270925
>>33270891
Makes me think of this image
https://imgur.com/hQQTucH

>> No.33271045

Reminder that only monsters are allowed to run for office in a demoncratic demon realm.

>> No.33271090
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33271090

>>33271023
Wonder where the instinctual need to impregnate older monsters comes from. Sounds unnecessarily callous but it feels like it's doing them a favour and saving them from their own loneliness when they had already given up hope themselves

>> No.33271093

>>33270979
>Addictive drugs, male-on-female actual rape, and having multiple sex-partners as a woman doesn't exist in MGE
I would think these things to exist, its just that any involvement of monsters in the plot would just lead to saki getting out of that shit

>> No.33271094

>>33271045
Guys can vote right? I really don't want that hellhound to institute a mandatory weekly penis inspection

>> No.33271130

>>33271094
Yes, but under the supervision of your wife.

>> No.33271134

>>33271093
>>33270979
Isn't prisoner fruit addictive?

>> No.33271150

>>33271045
Who cares who's put in charge politicians are all the same anyways
Mamono revolutionary leader wanting to overthrow the system tho? That i can get behind

>> No.33271178

where the yetis at?

>> No.33271188

>>33271045
Impregnation guarantees citizenship.

>> No.33271200

>>33271178
Hugging their husbands

>> No.33271225
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33271225

>>33271134
>Most people that have eaten this fruit are taken with its charms, and they end up becoming addicted to it. Especially in the case of human women, they end up becoming half-dependent on it, and will seek out the fruit, literally becoming “prisoners” of the fruit. This is the first origin of the name “prisoner fruit”.

>> No.33271259

>>33271130
uhh but I'm not married

>> No.33271283

>>33271178
HALO jumping over Texas, husbands are easy pickings right now

>> No.33271294

>>33270786
>>33270941
>"Anon, put me on speaker"
>"Hello? Miss? If you're listening to this, you have my blessing to to whatever you want with him. You can bring him over and we'll discuss wedding plans sometime next week."
>call ends
>oni salivating over the prospect of dragging Anon away as well as the best mother-in-law a monster could ask for

>> No.33271326

>>33271259
A stranger monster can overlook your vote then, just hope that the monster assigned to you agrees with your political views!

>> No.33271330

>>33270437
>>33270513

I like this Meme

>> No.33271331

>>33271259
Don't you worry, a complimentary wife will be provided to any male citizens in need

>> No.33271391

>>33265319
gimme da harpy

>> No.33271437

>>33271326
what if she disagrees with my vote?

>> No.33271441

>>33271090
>when they had already given up hope themselves
As someone older it'd be interesting to see the kind of interactions I'd have with such monster girls when I'm in a similar position

>> No.33271476
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33271476

>>33271441
Anons like this get a young peppy succubus that brightens up their day and makes life feel good again

>> No.33271490

>>33271331
>>33271326
I request both political candidates as co-wives. Can't lose if you play both sides

>> No.33271523

>>33270010
>>33270025
Aight, greenworm it is, folk decided
Though I would love to do some BEEG girl.

>> No.33271535 [SPOILER] 
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33271535

GRUDGES

>> No.33271537

>>33271476
Wouldn't a succubus like that rather go after some highschooler?

>> No.33271544

>>33271535
tantrum spirals and dead werecats

>> No.33271551

>>33271535
Impressive that it was only one disappointing thing per day

>> No.33271565

>>33271437
She will decline your choices until your choices align with hers

>> No.33271568

>>33271537
I dunno man maybe she was one of the few in her grade who graduated without ever having a bf or even hugging a boy and she just moved in next to (you). The fact that we immediately ruin our own escapist fantasies without meaning to is more proof we need portals sooner rather than later

>> No.33271671

>>33271537
No, they prey on negative feelings
You know, the negative feelings of doomers like you

>> No.33271700

>>33271568
>The fact that we immediately ruin our own escapist fantasies without meaning to
I'm guilty of doing that more and more lately.

>> No.33271712

Should the age gap between man and manamo by in the decades, centuries, or millennia?

>> No.33271734

>>33271537
>>33271476
I believe the term in Panther

>> No.33271739
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33271739

Would you waifu a streamer MG anon?

>> No.33271750

>>33271739
No. I don't even watch human streamers

>> No.33271751

>>33271700
Same, I think it's my brain who is fed up with sustaining on imagination. Recently I even had a dream about Monster Girls that literally ended in me waking up (in dream), and then waking up again for real.

>> No.33271760

>>33271712
Decades, cute lolis and JCs for men by the same logic as >>33271476

>> No.33271775

>>33271739
i really hate that this is the youth culture now

>> No.33271778

>>33271751
For me it's like it starts out normally but then something happens like I misinterpret something, unintentionally hurt their feelings and strain the relationship.

>> No.33271811

>>33271565
>go to polling place
>get paired with your supervisor succubus
>show her your ballot
>says to redo it, it's wrong
>show her the ballot with some changed votes
>still says it's wrong
>get fed up and tell her to fill it out for you
>she smiles
>he doesn't know that only a wife is allowed to fill out a ballot for you
>she fills out the ballot and takes her new husband's hand and walks with him out of the polling place

>> No.33271832
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33271832

>>33271739
>Zero awareness, zero attention span and miss everything and never have any idea what is going on
>WOAH OMG WOAH HYPE HAMMERS UP FOR DONATIONS
No. I'm so sick of streamer persona, clickbait, surrogate friend shit.

>> No.33271834

>>33271476
those are some big breasts for a young teenager.

>> No.33271864
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33271864

How do I convince ghouls to leave their underground den and live with me on the surface? Do I have to carrot and dick them leading them out or can I just talk about it to them?

>> No.33271875

>>33271739
Yes.
But only because she's a shitposting streamer and just does it to earn some cash even if me and the other wife bring in the real money

>> No.33271881
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33271881

>>33271778
Well I usually build it up to the point it's all coming along nicely, and then I suddenly tell myself "This will never be real" and it all falls apart. I lose motivation and just do something else.
I think I need to find a real gf before I do something stupid

>> No.33271959
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33271959

>>33271875
Hey she earns dosh.

>> No.33271966
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>Really feel like sitting down and writing something
>Get distracted by something else for a while
>When I come back to write the feeling is no longer there

>> No.33271995

>>33271966
I know that feel, sometimes that happens when I want to draw

>> No.33272006
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>>33271966
That is a feeling I feel deeply
Too many stories just stalled and never finished

>> No.33272014
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>>33271881
I've done that too
I think I just like the idea of having a gf rather than actually trying for one

>> No.33272095

>>33272014
I would totally get a gf, especially now, but everything is locked shut since march. People are either scared or angry, I don't even know where could I look Let's stop talking about that before someone starts raging about off topic.

>> No.33272121

do ya think that Leanen Sidhe's would put adverts for a permanent male model?

>> No.33272127

>>33271775
I hate more that this is still allowed on/jp/ for some reason and that kids still try to force it on these threads

>> No.33272129

>>33272121
wouldn't a permanent male model just be her husband?

>> No.33272140

Do you think one of the Lillims (cough cough Druella) would try to overthrow the demon lord to make monsters even more horny

>> No.33272152

>>33272006
>>33271966
Stop shitposting and get writing, you dirty pen goblins! We've got quotas to meet!

>> No.33272155

>>33269138
anything in particular you want to see?

>> No.33272189
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33272189

I'm hunting, I hear a twig break, and my dog is startled by something.

What does it see?

>> No.33272193
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>>33271959

>> No.33272237
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33272237

>Druella decides to go for a stroll on the outskirts of Lescatie disguised as a human loli
>meets an old man who mistakes her for his long lost granddaughter
>she wants to tell him the truth but he looks so happy she doesn't have the heart to do it
>before she knows it she is getting dragged into his home to be spoiled as grandparents like to do

>> No.33272238

>>33271864
Just buy a nice house with a basement and help her remodel the downstairs to a comfy hole-away-from-home

>> No.33272256

>>33272140
no

>> No.33272261

>>33272189
A bigger dog

>> No.33272275
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>>33272189

>> No.33272297

Does your wife like it when you cumflate her without telling her you intend to?

>> No.33272322
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33272322

>>33272189
A rabbit

>> No.33272327

>10 years pass
>Without their leader, Demon Realms falter and The Order actually begins to make some headway
>Meanwhile, our Lilim is engaged to a handsome childhood friend neighbor boy, who she intends to marry. She's planning to tell him about everything, honestly, but she just can't seem to find the right moment...

>> No.33272349

>>33272189
A White Horn trying her best to hide behind a tree

>> No.33272358

>>33272297
>eats a shit ton of corruption fruit without telling wife
Oh yes, it's cumflate time

>> No.33272365

>>33266680
>You told me we're going to the festival together, so I came early to pick you up
>How do I know where you live even though you've never told me? Ha-ha it doesn't matter
Yandere Spirit Blossom Riven is kinda hot. But scary. Really scary.

>> No.33272372
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33272372

>>33272237
>Loli Druella being force fed cookies by two doting seniors is splattered over the front of next days newspapers

>> No.33272425

>>33272237
>long lost
>not long dead
It’s obvious what she needs to do

>> No.33272567
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>> No.33272573

>>33272322
Hope she's friendly.

>> No.33272576

>>33272297
She can enjoy it if she can rest afterwards.

>> No.33272613
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33272613

>Hey anon, you can't hide from me in your video games anymore

>> No.33272639

>>33272275
>>33272322

This is rather awkward.

>> No.33272649

>>33272613
OK. Want to watch me play them?

>> No.33272780

Where are the big butt mutts at?

>> No.33272955
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33272955

Need a bapho for my 2 inch dick

>> No.33272968

>>33269431
It's also just plain fun.

>> No.33272970
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33272970

>>33272955
I would utterly destroy a bapho, I need a bigger girl.

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33273030

>>33272970
What about a bapho, but bigger

>> No.33273048

>>33272970
I want to cum on that back.

>> No.33273082

>>33273048
What a waste

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33273134

>>33272955
>>33272970
Baphos and other sabbath members are more than capable of taking the larger among their onii-chans. Don't be afraid, you won't harm them accidently.

>> No.33273217

>>33269776
i don't recall them outright deleting pastes, just forcing them to private so they can't be accessed

your account should still have everything accessible

>> No.33273221

>>33272955
Don't know why you keep trying to force this meme

>> No.33273228

>>33273217
that said, anything posted anonymously is probably lost forever >:V

>> No.33273233

>>33273217
Okay that's good to know. I'm testing out 4binz right now which is a pastebin copy made by 4chan users. they even have a greentext feature that I'm not quite sure how to use

>> No.33273337

>>33273221
It's not a meme. I just have a little dick, and loli is perfect for little dick anons like me. Bapho is best loli, so I need a Bapho for my 2 inch dick

>> No.33273355

>>33273233
i'd be wary of pastebin clones, they all tend to have...permanence issues, even if it's ostensibly run """by the people"""

something like ao3 might be a better long-term solution, even though it's got annoying shit to deal with

which writefag are you?

>> No.33273427

>>33265319
american-indian harpy. Btw, what names would indian harpies have? I suppose I should look at fantasynamegenerators to get some inspiration

>> No.33273434

>>33272955
How boring and small.

>> No.33273451

>>33273337
the best treatment for a little dick is a big mommy who will caress it gently and call it cute names

>> No.33273462

>>33273451
No thanks. I like lolis more

>> No.33273632 [DELETED] 

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOTE

>> No.33273692

>>33268761
Your posts have convinced me that greenworms make the best daughters. Of course to have a greenworm daughter, you have to have a greenworm , or papillon, or wonderworm wife.

>> No.33273718
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33273718

>>33267972

>> No.33273790

>>33273692
I'm just glad Greenworms are being appreciated, whether that be as a daughter, wife, etc

>> No.33273808

>>33269356
>Watching the documentary with a Manticore wife
>”Did you know you could do that?”
>”I didn’t even know that part existed. I thought it was just the rape part and the tube part.”

>> No.33273858

>>33273790
So am I. btw I meant "you have to have a greenworm wife" as a good thing, greenworms are great.

>> No.33273880

>>33273808
>Watched 'Call of the Jinkos" on Mamono Geographic the other day
>Came across a part that talked about how Jinkos in the wilderness watch for signs of inattentiveness and will pounce on and chuff happily when they encounter a man they like before dragging him off to the cave to mate
>Now I have to watch my back every time I'm doing anything because before I know it I have a built Jinko on top of me smothering me in her abs/thighs before being dragged (yes dragged) by the legs to someplace secure (usually the bedroom at home)
>tfw it can happen at any moment at any time of the day at any place in the city
>was out getting groceries when she said she needed to grab some meat from the isle over, as soon as I started reading some packaging I found myself in the backroom getting my pants ripped off

>> No.33273987

>>33269964
>Ice Icicle
LOSER

>> No.33274007 [SPOILER] 
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You appreciate the classics right?

>> No.33274045

>>33274007
More than is healthy

>> No.33274046
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33274046

>>33274007
Yes. Monster-of-the-week girls are great.

>> No.33274167
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33274167

consider dwarves

>> No.33274185

>>33274167
to >>33272955

>> No.33274194

F Male Dwarves

>> No.33274364

>>33274185
Yes we get it, you are very persistent at trying to force your meme, go away.

>> No.33274419

>>33274364
I'm a different anon, this is my first time posting about dwarves.

>> No.33274448

Does your waifu ever play dumb when you try to make a move or does she usually cut to the chase?

>> No.33274471
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33274471

>>33274448
The opposite, as she far prefers seduction over clawing.
But if I ignore her long enough with zero give, she'll resort to clawing- so a balance of acknowledging her and not doing so to keep it fun has to be struck.

>> No.33274488
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>>33267223
You idiot, she was sent to protect you from the terminator.

>> No.33274510

>>33273233
>they even have a greentext feature that I'm not quite sure how to use
literally just go to the top of the opened document and select greentext on the list besides the name box, then write like if you were posting on 4chan

>> No.33274535
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33274535

>pull out the zombie album on your wight wife
>she pulls out multiple recordings of you loudly snoring and mumbling embarrassing things in your sleep

>> No.33274551
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33274551

>>33274535
The marital social dominance war will continue until morale improves

>> No.33274584

>>33274551
aiieeee is that dark skin that I see

>> No.33274586

>>33274535
These are some awesome tits

>> No.33274640

>>33272955
What if she laughed at it while giving a hand job?

>> No.33274657
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>>33269964
Ice Queen gf that works at a casino!

>> No.33274681

>>33274535
We'll see how smug she is after she plays the recording of me moaning "gonna creampie that fat wight ass" before I chime in "and I did"

>> No.33274688

>>33274657
The house always wins.

>> No.33274757

>>33274688
I want to lose big at the desert casino!

>> No.33274760

>>33274584
JOGGERS GET OFF MY BOARD

>> No.33274770
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33274770

MGs are no good cheaters! Cheaters I say!

>> No.33274815

>>33274770
can she really keep her promise tho?

>> No.33274842

>>33274770
shit I better strike out

>> No.33274901
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>>33267515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkD4lgXTEU

>> No.33274905

>>33274757
>Hired as Evening entertainer for the Casino's Lounge
>Fall in love with the Ice Queen cocktail waitress (temporarily working this job as her Ice Palace was raided last month by Order Fanatics)
>Fall in love with her, but her bitter icy heart rejects your advances, especially since you're a lovely commoner and she is Royalty
>Time for your show to start
>You walk up on stage, and she's on the floor serving drinks
>Just as planned
>"This one goes out to all you lonely Mamano out there, and especially to my lovely Ice Queen"
>Tip you hat towards her
>Your bro in the sound booth at the back pivots one of the spotlights on her, picking her out in the middle of the crowd of tables
>Furiousandembarrassed.gif
>Start crooning a Sintra-esque cover of 'Snow Miser' in the Casino Longue while she tries and fails to avoid eye contact, causing a pretty purple blush to spread across her slim shapely body, snugly covered in a revealing bunny suit
>Enthralled Mamano start whispering among themselves, and one particularly tanked Oni shouts "If you won't take him, I will!" before being hushed by her table-mates
>You 'Accidentally' run into the Ice Queen after your show
>She's furious, blushing bright purple, and absolutely dripping condensation, her cool frozen breath puffing in little white clouds, her eyes drilling into you
>Before you can 'break the ice' she grabs you firmly be the hand and starts dragging you towards the elevator
>"S-stupid boy! If you wanted to b-be my h-husband so badly, you could have just asked!"
>20 min later some Wight finds you screwing in her suite

>> No.33274918

If monsters really loved us they wouldn't rape us. They care about their pleasure more than your feelings

>> No.33274935

>>33274770
>Trying to threaten me with a night off from the pelvis shattering "energy drain" sessions she has been putting me through
I am SO gonna get a full nights sleep tonight

>> No.33274937
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>>33274918
ha ha benis go in bagina

>> No.33274956

Stinger > Tailpussy
I am correct, and will not entertain arguments to the contrary.

>> No.33274966

>>33274956
pussy is the best

>> No.33274967

>>33274937
Is there a non-loli witch or do I need to marry a Dark Mage?

>> No.33274980

>>33274956
>he doesn't realize the tailpussy has several stingers attached, can launch them AND grow new ones

>> No.33274981
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33274981

Big wolf

>> No.33274983

>>33274967
Dark Mage. Witches don't earn their magic anyway, they get everything from their Baphomet.

>> No.33274996

>>33274956
Sell me on it Anon, I've not really considered it, but I like non-injuring lust-inducing wounds like Shark bites, so I'm open to being persuaded.

>> No.33275009
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33275009

>Valentine's Day
>Bring my seahorse waifu some flowers
>"But Anon our home has plenty of vegetation as it is."
>Try to cook her dinner
>"Anon,you know I'm trying to lose weight and we have salad in the fridge."
>Try to lead her to the bedroom
>"Anon it's 1 in the afternoon and you know I can't sleep before 8 PM at the earliest"
>Mention protection
>"Anon, I'd never let any harm come to your body. I'd be a shield for you if that's what you needed."

>> No.33275016

>>33274981
Mmm, yes please. Why can't scientists stop developing killer vaccines and meme viruses and start developing giant girls for us to marry?

>> No.33275024

>>33274967
He has said there is no Onee-Sabbath. Witches are humans that have been given eternal youth in the form of loli bodies and borrow power from their Baphomet which comes the depravity of little girls.

>> No.33275029

>>33274905
Tonight's story - Local Wight upset upon finding casino staff having intercourse in her suite. She told reporters 'I'm not really mad about the fact that they were doing it, I'm mostly angry that those dumbasses froze the mattress and sheets. I had to sleep on a literal ice cube AND they drank the complimentary wine bottles'. More at 10, only on Inari 69 News.

>> No.33275031

>>33274981
Adventurers don't stand a chance.

>> No.33275035

>>33274640
That would only make me harder. Maybe my 2 inches would become 2.1 inches

>> No.33275049

>>33275016
they would rather create girls that never age past age 12, there's a significantly larger audience amongst the rich and powerful.

>> No.33275053
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>>33274981
Oh god I wish she was sitting on my face.

>>33275009
Sauce on that mermaid?

>> No.33275073

>>33274996
Pain and pleasure go hand-in-hand

>> No.33275112

>>33275009
>"Anon, I'd never let any harm come to your body. I'd be a shield for you if that's what you needed."
Kek

>> No.33275128
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>>33274757
>go to a desert casino
>use magical aids to easily count cards/cheat in other ways
>get caught within an hour
>brought before the Pharaoh casino boss
>you immediately drop to your knees, telling her that you're so sorry, you'll return your winnings, and that you won't ever come back to bother her again
>while you grovel you think to yourself about how getting caught isn't a big deal
>hell, you didn't expect it to go well at all your first attempt, you'll just have to adapt before hitting the next casi-
>the Pharaoh boredly uses her command voice to tell you to head to the back exit of the casino, and then hop into the pit
>wait, what
>as you leave you briefly hear the Pharaoh also tell someone else to "notify the girls"
>as your legs carry you to the back of the casino and out into the dry air, you only have a brief moment to look down the sloping walls of the pit before you
>the sand below is churning as single Sandworms try to position themselves over each other to get the best shot at catching you
>no matter how hard you try to hold yourself back, your legs continue to carry out the order, and with a tiny hop you're sliding downwards towards the cheering sandworms
>looks like your casino runs are ending a bit sooner than you expected

>> No.33275137

>>33275009
Just tell her you wanna give her a kiss, feeling you wrap your arms around her will focus autism-brain on something it can handle--moaning and wriggling sensuously in your arms while returning your deep gentle kisses and pressing herself close so she can feel your heartbeat through your chest. Feel free to throw in some neck-kisses, groping, and ear-nibbling as appropriate.

Cute autism girls need someone to gently but firmly focus their attention where it needs to go, so your next job is going to be pulling her close, growling menacingly in her ear "I need you...NOW" and then firmly pulling her towards the bedroom. If her silly little kelp-brain is still functional at all, it will be FAR too busy with thoughts of how quickly she can get into love-making position and how hot it is when you tell her what to do in that manly voice of yours.

BONUS: Also works on autism sneks. Don't want to be pounced on? In a firm, calm voice, tell her to stop skulking and COME. She may misunderstand that last instruction, but that's really not a big deal

>> No.33275155

>>33274981
>big
>but thin as a rail
What's even the point?

>> No.33275178

>>33275049
>If Monstergirls knew what the Cabal was doing to human men and women, they'd return to their pre-DL selves just long enough to make Seige look like a school play

>> No.33275199

>>33275155
Long, sensuous legs?

Anon is right though, she needs to be BEEGer

>> No.33275222

>>33275016
Not much in the way of funding for it. It's much easy for them to kidnap and groom children then it is to develop viable human-animal hybrids.

>> No.33275225

>>33275155
she needs some meat on them bones,so that ass isn't so boney

>> No.33275245

>>33275222
Shit, I'd be happy with a human girl modded to 7 ft and with enhanced pair-bonding.

>> No.33275259

>>33265319
Yes

>> No.33275264

>>33274956
girtablilu pincers typed this post

>> No.33275274

>>33265762
I just had garlic chicken

>> No.33275283

>>33275128
>Dem teeth
Would sandworm Shibari double as flossing?

>> No.33275317
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I want Druella to sit her ass on my lap and grind it against my crotch.

>> No.33275330

>>33275128
I love this. I imagine the Pharaoh is waiting for the right delinquent husband-slave to come along. Drunks, card-counters, cheats, and people who take the last egg roll at the buffet get fed to the Pit or handed out as bonuses to her employees.

She's waiting to catch a real Ocean's 11-tier heist-Master and make him her loyal pet. She hasn't had much luck, because all the last thief that tried to case the joint for the Big Job get caught too quickly and was quickly sold off to the Wight Chief of Security

>> No.33275375
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33275375

Do MG's like teasing/orgasm denial, or do they enjoy making their husbands cum too much to be interested in it?

>> No.33275390

>>33275137
Who doesn't want to be pounced on?

>> No.33275393
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>>33275283
If you engage in bondage play with a Sandworm, does that mean your wife is TONGUE-TIED?

>> No.33275411

>>33275390
Sometimes I like to do the pouncing

>> No.33275430 [DELETED] 

>>33275178
yes yes, only (((them))) can be pedos, totally.

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>> No.33275448

>>33275444
This is what happens when you give her holst milk in the morning

>> No.33275452
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>>33275390
I want to be gently brushed up against and hugged

>> No.33275456

>>33275411
I'm not sure that I'm large enough for a bunyip to notice if I pounce on her.

>> No.33275461

>>33275444
>Husband....what have you been putting in my food?

>> No.33275479 [DELETED] 

>>33275430
plenty of non-(((them))) pedos to deal with too

I just want to live in a nice peaceful world with my cute undead wife, but apparently that make me a Wight Supremacist

>> No.33275496

>>33275479
fuck off

>> No.33275512

>>33269964
This isn't true, I don't see her any where.

>> No.33275519

>>33275479
Ayyyyy lmao

>> No.33275546

>>33275444
perfect for cock-pulverizing paizuri

>> No.33275550

>>33275479
Fuck off Bol

>> No.33275573

>>33275452
It’s a dangerous world for a weresheep
https://youtu.be/uk76oLrQciE

>> No.33275584

>>33274770
I dunno who you are Anon, but I love how I can expect this image to get posted like clockwork after >>33274551

>> No.33275600

>>33275584
Those are 30 minutes apart

>> No.33275601

>>33275444
I can't tell if Redcap nee-san is angry or happy.

>> No.33275611

>>33275600
Your point?

>> No.33275640

>>33272127
what's wrong with mofus?

>> No.33275668

>>33271811
So asking a succ to help fill in your ballot counts as a marriage proposal? That's the most unromantic thing ever.

>> No.33275686

>>33275668
i don't know, you're putting your important decision in her hands, that's pretty romantic to me

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33275692

>>33275584
Anon one is a Wight and the other is a Kej.

>> No.33275704

>>33275029
>AND they drank the complimentary wine bottles
Hopefully they didn't clean out the hotel mini fridge full of liquor, that'll rack up a bill quick for that poor Wight

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>>33275692
FAIRY CHAN CAN'T FUCK WITH MY MIND
I KNOW WHAT I SEE
IT GETS POSTED AFTER THAT IMAGE, EVERY SINGLE TIME, LIKE CLOCKWORK
I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN 5 THREADS NOW

>> No.33275733

>>33275444
Oh no it's Meat Beater Mildred.

>> No.33275804
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>>33275705
Anon I've maybe posted that image a grand total of 4 times altogether with that exact same unchanged fucking filename when it was drawn literally years ago.

My filenames are all originals except for the ones that aren't.

>> No.33275873

>>33275804
Welp, here I go questioning my sanity again. Season 2 never.

>> No.33275897

what cruel god create sentient life that can imagine mgs but never attain them?

>> No.33275907
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>telling monsters you are committed to staying single because you are too worthless and boring and would just drag them down and make them unhappy

>> No.33275972

>>33275907
that's a call for a boogie to run for ya, boogie bait bro

>> No.33275981

>>33275907
>And then, somewhere, a bogey felt a disturbance

>> No.33275989
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>>33275573
That's how I plan on getting my wife.

>> No.33276041

>>33275444
+loli
+big boobs
+wide hips
+armpits
+implied breast expansion
-her cleaver probably generates lift at an angle
9.1, it has a little something for everyone

>> No.33276057

>>33275705
I recognize this wight with the dumptruck ass.

>> No.33276059

>>33276041
>Breast expansion
Sole reason I'd learn magic right there, eromancy and flesh crafting.
Also necromancy for unrelated reasons

>> No.33276067
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>>33276057
I appreciate that my commissions have helped bring those two terms together.

>> No.33276085
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>> No.33276096
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https://twitter.com/usuki98/status/1362299369106509827?s=20

>> No.33276144

>>33276057
Please don't use such vulgar vernacular when speaking about the nobility. It makes them blush.

>> No.33276197

>>33275907
I've almost given myself up to death's final embrace intentionally several times over now, as if accepting its eventuality was better than being a bachelor.

>> No.33276206

>>33276067
Does she resent when you make beeping noises as she backs towards you?

>> No.33276226

>>33276206
Noted down as an idea to eventually get, that's a really good one Anon.

>> No.33276256

I don't want her in my house.

>> No.33276274

A very long hiatus so obscene.
For the monstergirl thread again be seen!
I hope everyone is still holding on.
And whatever you call sanity has not completely gone!
How was your Valentines?
Should have been easy with no lines.
Was your monster waif happy with to be with you?
Or was it another day of being blue?
Was there much of a feast?
Or some friskiness at the least?
However it was, the story will still unfurl.
As we continue to love our choice of monstergirl.

That is all. Thank you.

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>>33276274
Bravo! Bravo!

>> No.33276351
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33276351

You think harpies would give you a bad look if you used that "<thing> is for the birds" line?

>> No.33276463

>>33276059
>In other news, a new undead realm has started up with the undead seemingly chestier than normal.
>Growth after death? And what is the cause of this phenomenon?
>We'll fill you in as soon as we find out, here on R4T4 TV.

>> No.33276471
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33276471

>>33265300
A thread starring my wife? Hell truly has frozen over!

>> No.33276505

Thinking of becoming a writefag, not sure where to start, any ideas?

>> No.33276529
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>>33276463
>our inside reporter is on the scene
>...it appears her interview will not start until the wight notices her under that massive rack blindspot

>> No.33276543

>>33276529
Nice try but you can't fool me, this is clearly a cow. Not a member of the legions of the damned.
Moo moo bessie.

>> No.33276557

>>33276529
>Hey there Jenna, unfortunately it seems this local still seems to be unable to see me beneath her chest, I'll give you more as the situation develops.
>"Who said that? I'm 'developed' enough as is!"

>> No.33276589

>>33276505
If you have a story you really want to write, sit on it until you're more comfortable. It takes time to find your own tempo and style. Once you get consistent, go for it. Until then, practice and reading are the two most important things. If you need ideas, you can always flesh out a greentext or a post you like from the thread.

>> No.33276613

>>33276505
Understand basic narrative plot structure and start with short stories is my advice. Also type first edit later

>> No.33276642
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>>33276543
I swear these cows always look like they're going to pull something.
Must be the water, but those eyes...

>> No.33276662

>>33276471
Hell will truly be frozen over if a thread features my wife Titania

>> No.33276696

>>33276662
I was doing a cyoa and one of the waifus they could pick was this tritonia I was fond of. Unfortunately bro, they went with the large mouse skaven. But I have fun with her too.

>> No.33276824

>>33276505
Time and practice is all it takes
For one to truly figure out what their writing makes
Dabble around with spare time here
Your own story and with vision clear
Try to keep down some notes and points
Or if it’s your fancy, roll some joints
You’ll eventually find a style that suits you
But the only way to figure that out is simply to do

That is all. Thank you.

>> No.33276890

>>33275705
I’m genuinely convinced there’s either multiple bots on this thread, or a human sufficiently autistic that they’re indistinguishable from a bot.

>> No.33276991

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even the rape fiend that is the redcap cannot defeat the C O M F Y

>> No.33277022

>>33274918
i want my fish to rape and love me

>> No.33277035

>>33275733
She's crazy, but she's nice enough to help you out with that Spider boss.

>> No.33277037

Got this idea about a GreyGoo/Nanobot slime girl/Parasite slime that i can't get outta my head. Think it would be really cool.

>> No.33277052

>>33276505
all other replies give good advice, if you want to be a writefag all you literally need to do is write something, anything. it doesn't have to be good but you have to try

ideas are a dime a dozen here, lurk until you find one you like or even write a short prompt (people love piling on their own ideas)

only a fraction of the people here have written greentext, and an even smaller fraction a more substantial story, are you a bad enough dude to be the latter?

>> No.33277060

I've been thinking about my waifu a lot lately, and I realized something: I don't know her name.
What's you wife's name, anons?

>> No.33277073
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33277073

Just how reliable is Gremlin tech?

>> No.33277104

Congratulations, anon!
You've been selected to star in Leanen Sidhe's newest JAV movies staring a raiju for a public sex film, a kejourou for a prostitute-kink film, and an ushi-oni for a big-girl-on-small-man rape film!
Come to her studio first thing in the morning to begin preparations for filming and meeting the actresses you will have sex with on camera.

>> No.33277110

>>33277073
Always looked like quite the violent masturbation machine. Still made me hard imagining her taking one in her mouth and the on in her pussy though.

>> No.33277144

>>33276991
>redcap tries to chop you
>you manage to grab her cleaver arm and grapple her
>she's flailing around, trying to break your hold, but your able to carry her over to the couch
>plop down with her in your lap and pull a thick blanket over you both
>she still wants to chop you, but her struggling is getting weaker
>turn the tv on to her favorite show, CHOPPED: MG Edition
>she's still fighting you
>decide to give her the final blow
>bring a cup of hot chocolate up to her mouth
>she sips it, and her cleaver drops from her hand
>redcap thoroughly SNUGGED

>> No.33277153
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Do be careful of higher leveled areas with harpies, there's a chance for a level 99 elite to spawn from time to time.

>> No.33277176

>>33277144
>Disarm a Redcap from her demonsilver weapon.
>"Yame- YAMEROOO!"

>> No.33277189
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>>33277060
Elizabeth. It was a placeholder name at first. But I liked it more and more.

>> No.33277193
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Had a dream where I won a competition at work and got to pick a monster girl to marry. All the monster girls were there for me to pick from. There were at least a dozen or so. Apparently they said I had to wait two days before I could make my pick, and I suggested that I should pick now, and everyone for pissed off at me because I said that. Needless to say, I was debating between the blonde manticore girl and the sandworm. I was gonna go with sandworm, but when I made that suggestion that I pick now, the manticore grabbed by head with her paws and said something along the lines of "what's wrong with you?" in frustration that I wanted to pick now. All I can remember is that her paws were comfy, and her angry face was cute. Made me change my mind and want to pick her, but before the story progressed any further, I woke up

>> No.33277203

>>33277153
What is that mutant hand?

>> No.33277215

>>33275692
small sadist girls are cute

>> No.33277220
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>>33277193
I dreamed I got shot

>> No.33277227

>>33277203
it's highly evolved for grabbing shiny things. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.33277228

>>33277176
How else am I gonna use it against her?

>> No.33277250

>>33277215
Small girls better be careful trying to play sadists, lest they be vigorously used as onaholes by tall human boys until they are heavily bloated with cum.

>> No.33277271

>>33277060
Maria because i think it fits a vaguely Europeon nun.
Belladonna because i think it sounds nice.
Tiyasa means thirsty and silver in hindi. Fits quite nicely with a manticore pslime hybrid.

>> No.33277272

>>33277060
Well it's actually kind of interesting for me. When I fell in love with my wife Titania I asked her what her name was. She told me her name in the fairy language, which is pretty impossible for a normal human like you or me to pronounce. After trying a few times to say it, she said that she would be ecstatic to use any name that I give her, as it would be an honor to be together in union that way. I contemplated what it should be for a while. Ophelia was one of the names I came to, as it has a beautiful ephemeral kind of feeling to it, as well as it's meaning "help", as she is the one who helped me to see the love in my life. Another was Violet, because of her beautiful violet wings. Ultimately I came to the decision to just simply call her Titania. She was a bit puzzled just being named after her race, but I explained to her that she's the best I could have ever imagined a fairy queen like her could possibly be. Her eyes, her beautiful wings, her supple curves, her gentle and fun-loving personality - everything was even further beyond what I could have possibly imagined. That's why, to me, she's the one I think of when I think of her race. Not some image girl or a loose connection of characteristics, but her visage alone. She truly is a Titania above all other Titania who deserves, in my mind, to bear that name. That's why her name is Titania.

>> No.33277280
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33277280

Goblins come in many flavors

>> No.33277286

>>33277193
I'm sure they just wanted you to be absolutely certain you were making the right choice, and not just thinking with your dick. Take a couple of days jerking off so you can make a choice with a clear head.

>> No.33277292

>>33277193
I actually had a half-asleep state the other day where, right before I woke up, I could imagine my waifu getting in bed next to me, only to wake up to nothing there. I actually almost shed a tear, I shit you not.

>> No.33277302

>>33277280
I'd rather goblins came on my dick.

>> No.33277305

>>33277104
I bet leanen sidhes would run porn studios and contract out couples to be actors in their creative masterpiece JAVs.

>> No.33277416
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33277416

I could spend a lifetime worshipping fat cat ass without getting bored. There's just something so charming about it compared to all the others. Dragon ass? Plump from sleeping around all day, with a nice weighty tail to boot. But the thought of a fat cat nyahaha-ing at me for being so obsessed with her butt, then proceeding to sit her full weight down before I can answer, is the best. I don't know what to do, i'm a slave to the full buttoms of Cheshire and jungle kitties.

>> No.33277468

>>33277286
My dick knows best when it comes to monster girls

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>> No.33277507

>>33277060
Akemi. I honestly looked through a baby name site to see what name would fit her, and this seemed a great fit.

>> No.33277617
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33277617

Would this be considered a pale hellhound?

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>>33277617
Nah

>> No.33277658

>>33277617
>delicious caramhell hound
Oh YES.

>> No.33277669

>>33277658
That is one that gets me going like no other

>> No.33277671

>>33277648
I just want big girls to pin me down simply by laying on top of me. They don't even have to grab my arms or legs, just let the weight of their bodies and their fat tits do the work.

>> No.33277678

>>33277305
and then there are those leanen sidhes that are on the daring side, hiring child pornactors, haremfags, and the forbidden monsters that joined the dark side

>> No.33277701

>>33277272
dedicated waifufag holy shit

>> No.33277741

>>33277648
Gotta keep all those ancient evil monsters secured, contained and protected, the world isn't ready for them!

>> No.33277742

>>33277669
How cooked do you want your hellhound? Rare, toasted, or well done?

>> No.33277756
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>>33277741
I don't think the staff is ready either.

>> No.33277761

>>33275375
>TFW no dark elf GF to alternate between edging me and denying my orgasms until my balls are neon blue, and making me cum until I'm firing blanks and begging her to stop

>> No.33277767

>>33277741
https://twitter.com/satou_rin/status/1362441165358780419?s=20
oh bother, who unsealed the fox again?

>> No.33277777

>>33277742
well done, is great with a sheen of sweat!

>> No.33277781

>>33277756
It should be fine as long as there isn't a full moon event.

>> No.33277804

>>33277777
Digits confirm

>> No.33277820
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>>33277742
Does this count as a rare hound?

>> No.33277823

>>33277756
When the work result was good, male employee A was raped. When the work result was bad, male employee A was also raped

>> No.33277828

>>33277756
oh come on, a rapehound would be a WAW at worst.
Now if we're talking ALEPH tier monstergirls, imagine dark matters detonating in departments.

>> No.33277844

>>33277820
No sir, that one has just been frosted.

>> No.33277863

>>33277828
Wurms are just punishing bird. They go wherever they want and you can't do shit to them.

>> No.33277894
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>>33277828
You haven't seen one breach then.
It's a bad idea to have someone assigned to them go to a different unit. Or spend too much time away. Or come back injured.
They're pretty hair-trigger when it comes down to it.

>> No.33277912

>>33277742
Now I want to grill food on a hot hellhound.

>> No.33277922
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33277922

If mom is a mindflayer and dad can turn into a squid can I turn into a squid?

>> No.33277936

>>33277922
nah, you'll just smell like squid tho

>> No.33277955

>>33277894
The measurement for breach threats when it comes to monstergirls in the end comes down to
>How will this single breach cause a slew of tinier, but still lewdly horrible problems
Any monstergirl who's willing to go back to containment after wreaking havoc looking for her hubby isn't going to go above WAW. However, for example, a phantom breaching and beginning a symphony to woo her beloved, that in turns causes an 'audience' of breaching monstergirls to form, with both the beginning and the end of that symphony causing multiple marriages to and fro- THAT'S Aleph level.

>> No.33277962

>>33277912
>she insists that you eat it directly off her

>> No.33277982
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>>33277922
Only their daughters can turn from kid to squid and back to kid.

>> No.33277989

good nite frens, I go to slep now

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>>33277820
What about Felhounds

>> No.33278018

>>33278003
Dangerous, but glowing paw beans.

>> No.33278019
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>>33277912
I'd rather cook on a sallie

>> No.33278022

>>33275393
Damnit Carlos.

>> No.33278023
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33278023

>>33277989
Nite, don't let the sleep sheeps bite.

>> No.33278030

>>33278003
>>33278018
On god you hellhoundfags are one inch from becoming furries.

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>>33278030
I certainly didn't get into monster girls for the majin-types.

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>>33277416
For me, it's Gazer

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33278360

Hugs are enjoyable

>> No.33278362

>>33277416
>I could spend a lifetime worshipping fat cat ass without getting bored
Imagine how it tastes and smells

>> No.33278391

>>33278360
>>33267210
imagine

>> No.33278417

>>33278391
>winter coat ushi and bunyip
>both of them grow extra fluff around their collars, ears get extra fuzzy
FUND IT!

>> No.33278422

>>33267210
I am so glad Bunyip exists, she needs more attention. Like how could you not like fluffy snake

>> No.33278429
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33278429

Something weird about this rabbit, guys. Not sure what it is.

>> No.33278431

>>33278417
>Anon! A blizzard is approaching!
>You have to snuggle with our Yeti guide! It's the only way to survive the cold!

>> No.33278459

>>33265412
The business end of my broadsword if you know what I mean.

>> No.33278462

>>33278429
Everything seems on the up and up to me, give her a hug, just in case

>> No.33278471

>>33278431
No need, ma'am. I have this floof snake right here. Don't mind the trembling. She's not cold, she just has crippling social anxiety. I'm about to have her wrap me up in her silken fur. And then I'm going to make sweet passionate love to her. Thank you for your concern. I hope you find love eventually.

>> No.33278476

>>33278462
I gave her a hug and started to sink into her like quicksand. I'm fairly certain rabbits aren't supposed to do that.

>> No.33278510

>>33278476
No, that seems pretty normal to me, it's a regional variant, trust me

>> No.33278523

>>33278471
>"Tch."

>> No.33278533

>>33270513
>Shaved.
Sorry, I prefer my ice au naturale

>> No.33278591
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33278591

Practice your birdcalls.

>> No.33278688

>>33278591
SCRAAAAAW

>> No.33278730

>>33278523
Worry not, miss yeti. Even a spinster such as yourself can find a man eventually. Why, some men may well find those freakishly large hands of yours endearing!

>> No.33279219

>>33277060
Amy. But her real name’s Amora.

>> No.33279258
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Remember the best way to unsmug a cheshire is with bath time

>> No.33279329
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>>33279258
What's the matter, Cheshire? Not enjoying the bath?

>> No.33279331

>>33279258
Make sure to give her nape special attention.

>> No.33279370

>>33279258
>unsmug a cheshire
This is legally considered guro in Wonderland and Cat Kingdom lands, and punishment for it is restrainment to a bed with the victim cheshire having her way with you and having access to a myriad of potions to inflict sexual hell on you.

>> No.33279592

>>33279258
Cue the frantic teleporting as she panics upon contact with the water.

>> No.33279661

>>33279370
What about some light misting with a spray bottle?

>> No.33279672

>>33279661
Can get you sentenced to a misting of your own. And you can never be sure what's in that spray bottle.

>> No.33279684

>>33279329
>cross a river to escape a jinko
>"Ha! Take that, you dumb cat."
>she hits the water like an olympic swimmer
>"Oh jeez, oh fuck!"

>> No.33279739

>>33279672
>pungent ammonia scented catgirl pee

>> No.33279743

>>33279739
I once woke up to a cat peeing on me to mark his territory. It sucked.

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