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>> No.33407749

looking sharp ms. wock

>> No.33407761
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Watch out for monsters working out to catch strong men

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So are shog houses actually up to code? Cause I’m pretty sure non-euclidean architecture isn’t allowed

>> No.33407770

I can't get overpowered by any strong monster, such as possibly a dragon, if she can never find me!

>> No.33407779
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desert biome babes

>> No.33407789

don't care slimy monsta booba is G O O D

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>> No.33407843
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Stuck inside all day due to inclement weather and bored out of your mind? Consider Greenworms! While the weather outside may be dreary, there's no doubt that you and your Greenworm can have a warm and cozy time inside together, regardless of what you like to do to pass time! The kind of person who enjoys cozying up in bed on days like that? Greenworms are one of the best snuggle buddies you could ask for. Their soft huggable bodies somehow manage to increase in huggability under a warm blanket, and I can guarantee that you won't be able to let go of your Greenworm under the comforter together! More of a movies and TV kind of person on the comfy couch? You can probably guess that they'd be good at that. Make some snacks, kick back, and watch some shows together on the sofa! I would recommend either cooking shows or adventure series, as they are what I've found my Greenworm to love the most, and nothing makes me happier than seeing her enjoying spending time together. Surely even the iciest of hearts would melt seeing your Greenworm wipe a little bead of droll that forms watching people cook delicious food, or the sparkle in her eyes when she sees a fearless heroine, one day wishing to be like her. More of a board game kind of person? Well look no further, Greenworms are excellent board game players. Since many board games move at your own pace, Greenworms love them, as they can take their time moving their pieces on account of their lack of fingers and laidback pace. It's even more fun to up the ante by setting aside snack as a reward; your Greenworm will be more determined to win than ever! With the weather where I live being somewhat moody recently, I found myself spending the day indoors with my Greenworm. She wanted to watch a new movie that came out on Danuki+ about a young succubus trying to tell her neighbor she likes him, with increasing antics every time the previous attempt fails, before finally realizing she just needed to be herself and confess. It was unlike what she typically likes to watch, but she was enthralled nonetheless, especially when the movie cut to introspectives of the heroine's internal romantic dialogue! Later on, we played Scrabble at the kitchen table. She must have had the movie on her mind while we played, because she kept spelling out words like LOVE and KISS in the beginning, before getting super serious when I said winner gets to eat a special serving of eggplant stir-fry with the last of my secret spice mix I had. I managed to win, because she slipped up and spelled my name in the empty space left around some of her initial words, which doesn't count obviously. Despite that, I still made the eggplant stir-fry for her and tried to cheer her up by saying that I'm much more happier being able to make food for her, rather than eat it myself. Eventually we snuggled up in bed together and slept for the remainder of the day. Thankfully the weather cleared up the next day, and the two of us could spend time outside together!

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>That graffiti

>> No.33407866

in gay hell

>> No.33407878

We need a bigger big.

>> No.33407898

>The wanted poster
>The graffiti
>The notice board with said pointless poles right beneath it
This is a good image

>> No.33407924

Greenworm anon...he keeps moving forward. His art...keeps improving. So this...is the power of love? Incredible.

>> No.33407934

nice worm anon, and also I would for scientific reasons see if that chesh gang graffiti really just paint or is it the ass of a real Cheshire, now excuse me, I have to spank something

>> No.33407955

Manga cafes are where the neet monsters hang out and live in. They are so integrated into them that they have to install showers, an ISP, and cable TV.
It ended up making business better for the owners instead of kicking them out. In fact, it's now a gimmick to spend 24 hours in a manga cafe! Doing so with a monster could be fun too. Just try not to damage the manga with cum stains. They are really erotic.

>> No.33407980

This dedication, it's beautiful.

>> No.33408007

that. is. true.

>> No.33408011
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New comm, this time featuring two schoolgirls. They both fit perfectly into their uniforms!
New comm, this time featuring two schoolgirls. They both fit perfectly into their uniforms!

>> No.33408020

So nice I said it twice.

>> No.33408040

as well as I love mice

>> No.33408052

Your hard work towards greenworms is inspiring. Commissioning isn't enough, I must get more serious about writing for my wight wife!!!

>> No.33408056

unsealing ancient evil cows.

>> No.33408063
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Wanting to live an acetic life as a hermit in the frigid tundras of MGE world? Consider Lava Golems! Lava golems are eager to keep their husband warm even in the most inhospitable climates. By enveloping their husbands in their bodies, the cold can be staved off indefinitely. No rain or snow will chill you when she's circulating warm, syrupy magma across your body. Where will you live? Worry not! By depositing some of her magma in the right places, your lava golem can build an impenetrable basalt hovel for you to retire to at the end of a long, (or short if it's winter), day of working the land. Don't worry about farming either. With your lava golem in tow, you'll be thawing through that pesky permafrost in no time. Her body also deposits precious minerals into the soil as she slides along, enriching the ground to produce record-setting crop yields! But what about the wildlife? No harm can come to you with your lava golem wife at your side! By solidifying herslef around you, your lava golem can encase you in an impregnable obsidian shell that can rip any demon realm beast to shreds in an instant. She can also use that form to help you hunt! And cooking has never been easier now that you have the perfect portable cooking fire. Nothing beats some slow cooked barbeque, roasted over your lava golem all night for you to enjoy in the morning. And for amenities, what more could you ask for than a lava golem powered hot tub? You'll be steaming in perfectly warmed water even as the snow falls around you while you watch the aurora together. Wouldn't it take years to get that far? Nonsense! Your wife can fashion her limbs into stone tools to help you carve out your life in the wilderness. If you ever start pining for home, your lava golem can help burn a path through the forest so hot you'll have a permanent glass road to carry you home whenever you desire. I've been living in the woods with my wife for years like this. I only returned to proselytize my beloved wife's race on the local library computer.

>> No.33408064

Lewd cold bitches

>> No.33408079

would they make a weakling into a man without equal with a single sip from their swollen teats

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An asshole friend of mine introduced me to Hero Forge and it's consuming all of my valuable time.
Here's a mediocre figure I made of Kaizo, my least favorite of Momma's Girls™.
Thanks a bunch for entertaining us, Magus_Anon, can't wait for chapter 50

>> No.33408127

Looks like those gymnastic lessons paid off

>> No.33408146

Nice, looks good!

>> No.33408150
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Rate my writefag ideas:
>main villain is a pre-DL monster that corrupts our waifus and leads an army of unknown origin to usurp the DL, attempting to usher in a new era of grimderp faggotry
>a danuki owns a walmart franchise that wagie-anon works at and anon gets harassed by his co-workers (urban wan, stoner worm, wurm wurm, failed-retirement boomer dragon, and manager anubis)
>Order inquisitor/mercenary trying to make it after the Order and Demon Realm conflict ends, while trying to absolve himself of guilt
>post DotR high-school romcom between order-radical humie autist and druella-radical demon/succ autist
>/k/ommando tries to sell nuggets and other funs to both sides in a war with money/merchant-themed waifu

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>> No.33408170

Beautiful work Anon

>> No.33408175

Just what are they planning with those poles? This is concerning.

>> No.33408218

-I see this going no where good
-tons of potential for shenanigans, as monster walmart opens up new avenues of degeneracy for walmart creatures (trailer trash amazons or something)
-Same as first prompt, but this one can be manageable if handled with care
-Make them both huge dorks and this would be a good plot
-If you make this add tons of Lord of War quotes

>> No.33408227

>haha your waifu goes in the trash
>but chesh... you are my waifu
>*ass in your face*

>> No.33408229

If I tie a Cheshire cat up and shoot my spunk up deep in her pussy while she's restrained, will she want to retaliate after I free her?

>> No.33408239

>pre-DL army
1/10, this is either going to be complete slapstick or a dumpster fire

6/10 will probably be entertaining even with mediocre execution

>order dude
5/10 going to live or die on its execution

>autist v. autist
8/10, you can't really go wrong with high-school settings

>/k/ war profiteering
9/10 write it

>> No.33408243

>that womb heart
holy shit it becomes transparent when fucking so that you can see your seed filling her up doesn't it

>> No.33408252

I see you too are from the /k/ fantasy thread. It probably wouldn't fit here unless they're selling guns that shoot demon silver.

>> No.33408259

Honestly, with her bare ass right in my face like that I'd give her a solid as fuck spank.

>> No.33408295

well I would stick my face in that ass

>> No.33408303

Cheshires can teleport anon, she's letting you do it. Be afraid. VERY afraid.

>> No.33408304

nukimart one is legitimately funny to me, but I like pretty much all workplace comedy SoL, it's what I've been working on recently too

>> No.33408323

absolute gold warmanon take this (you)

>> No.33408332
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>On way home from track practice
>Get kidnapped by shirohebi stalker/childhood friend/betrothed/wife
>I’ve been knocked out by whatever medicine she uses so many times that I’ve built a tolerance and just play along for her sake
>She takes me to her basement and ties me to a chair muttering about how she’ll punish me in the morning
>Probably cause I jerked off to her pictures to many times wasting my seed
>Or I didn’t tell the hellhound delinquents hard enough off for dogcalling me
>Or I tried some of my friend’s cookies that his aunt made and she’s a single whore who’ll obviously try to steal me away with them
>Or I ran with one of the girls near me for too long
>Muse on such things still I manage to loosen thr rope enough and untie myself
>Always told her she should watch mershark knot tying tutorial instead of that fake yandere kiki that has probably never tied a true sailor’s knot ever
>Go upstairs and say hi to mother-in-law who’s sitting in the dark besides a blue flame illuminating her
>Apparently work asked him to stay late today and she’s going to remind him what’s truly more important
>Go upstairs to my betrothed’s room
>See she’s sleeping soundly
>must’ve tired herself out from chasing around the track today while trying to stay hidden
>Doesn’t even have a blanket covering her
>See opportunity and take it
>Grab blanket and cuddle with her under the covers
>Even close the air vents in the room and open a window making it much colder forcing her to instinctively cuddle with me
>Spend whole night in comfy coils
>Next morning my betrothed notices me
>Takes offense to my escaping of her bindings but has hard time convincing me she’s taking actual offense when I escaped to just cuddle with her
>Stammers out that I should be punished for disobeying her and even ignites an all to well known blue fireball
>Ask her what punishment that should be
>A full day of cuddling

>> No.33408334

Is that Hellhound worried about the greenworm being alone?

>> No.33408339

what hellhound?

>> No.33408356

Apologies, is that dumpster or something worried about the greenworm being alone?

>> No.33408359

>she stares into your soul as you rape her

>> No.33408366

all I heard was a dumpster saying it's name

>> No.33408380

When will the portals open, anons?

>> No.33408393

Nothing but upside here. Your wife is cute, she's clearly devoted, she loves to cuddle, and she's likely going to be pregnant before you two graduate. You know she's going to show up to your track meet cheering for you with your name and some hearts painted on her gravid belly, staring bullets at you when you receive your medal from the female official.

>> No.33408399

the day you die+1

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So a no-go on the pre-DL bbeg then? I do intend for his BTFOing at the end, and he is supposed to go with the Order dude as a final boss for him facing his crimes and the thing that pushes him over the edge of giving up the Order's BS for good. Is it still salvageable or should I just toss it? I already invested a lot of thought into this, so I'd rather not waste anymore.

Regardless I'm going to make this one much later on since I am not skilled enough to handle it, should I choose to commit. Expect the nukimart story to come first though, followed by the /k/ommando story or autist v. autist.

You're damn right I am strelok. Demon silver will probably be the initial approach, but eventually I'll try to throw more interesting things into the mix. Imagine KelTec in MGE.

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We did it anons!

>> No.33408411

>Go upstairs and say hi to mother-in-law who’s sitting in the dark besides a blue flame illuminating her
Kek. This is pretty much how I imagine shirohebis, a perpetual bundle of insecurity just waiting to explode on their beloved.

>> No.33408435

Oh that thing, yeah I think I overheard it saying that it wanted to give wormy a big warm hug because she looks so chilly, but doesn't want to startle her. Hopefully anon gets there quickly to share his warmth with her, maybe the dumpster will feel less nervous if she's together with someone!

>> No.33408470

I'm confused. Is the pre-DL bbeg a monster or an Order soldier? Either way, death is a touchy subject. It's best mentioned in ambiguous phrases like "the forces pushed through their ranks" or something like that. If it's a monster, than it probably wouldn't fit into canon at all. Everything that had half a brain turned into a succubus hybrid, and everything that didn't was too feral to care.

Also, I'm surprised anyone from /k/ would want anything to do with this place.

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>KelTec bought about by Gremlin Techocracy
>designs are even more out there now
>every gun comes with a secret tracking device grems use to find new husbands
>serial numbers are just phone numbers with "call me <3" etched next to them

>> No.33408475

shelve the pre-dl thing, it just doesn't sound exciting to me and it has simply too much potential to go wrong with

>> No.33408496

would you bang your cursed gun, like your ar15 or Glock for example

>> No.33408567

>he doesn't know about waffengeists
I'd bang a cursed gun with no questions.

>> No.33408609

what are waffengeists

>> No.33408613

i find black powder-locks much more interesting than modern firearms
theres was this one /k/ommando who did ghost gun series after he had done several dragon wife stories

>> No.33408639

I just want to bully zombies with my wunderwaffle cursed gun raiju gf

>> No.33408743

Not sure what the origin on the pre-DL is going to be, but currently I'm sitting on it being a Chief-God scheme where she makes the thing or wakes it up, and then shields it from being influenced by the DL or something. Not even sure if it will actually be a pre-DL, might just be some psychotic AYY or something that liked the pre-DL aesthetic or something.
Also, /k/ has an entire general that is 50% monster girls. It's not great but it is much better than /mgw/.

Noted. The idea will go on the back burner; for now. After I make the other stuff I mentioned I might get around to it, but not until I improve as a writer to where I can tackle the prompt in a nuanced way. I REALLY want to avoid going into /tg/ territory, but at the same time I want stakes.

Black powder shog lock?

>> No.33408852

Here you go, anon. Have fun.

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>> No.33408925

shog-zail? shog-gail? shog-ail? shog-quebus?

>> No.33408939

Don't stare anon she's fully grown and is going to use your fetish as blackmail!

>> No.33408960

Greenworm Anon is the hero this thread needs. We truly don’t deserve someone like you man.

>> No.33409027

Go with the grocery store one or the high school autists one.

>> No.33409078
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somebody please stop me

>> No.33409105

She's a big girl

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>> No.33409122

She’s cute. She reminds me of Kanamori in Eizouken!

>> No.33409123

>Autist wannabe paladin
>Autist wannabe lilim succubus
>Live right next to each other
>Actually like one another but are too autistic and tsundere to admit it
>Both use the paladin/lilim facade to keep other from knowing
>Ends with them “hate” fucking

>> No.33409132

Why? Becoming the shared husband of an entire oni village is one of the best possible endings.

>> No.33409143

thanks and goodnight friends

>> No.33409160

Do Automatons dream of electric sheep girls?

>> No.33409173

I don't think the blue one would share me with anybody. And to be totally honest, I don't drink too much either.
I imagine it won't take them long to sort that second part out.

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Big Evil Lich.

>> No.33409266

for you

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Too busy cuddling your big evil underlings to care lady.

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Guys help, I think the dragon caught my scent, I'm not ready to give up on the bachelor life, but I can hear her on my roof every few nights, and apparently I'm already marked according to my brother's wife, any advice?

>> No.33409338

invite her in with a roast, youre kinda screwed already

>> No.33409401
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Reposting this because it's cute.
>Once the times were unhappy and a plague spread across the land.
>little anon brushed his teeth twice a day and ate his veggies so he was fine, but everyone in his village died, and so he left
>night came and he became lost in the woods
>little anon was afraid, but then he saw a light in the dark
>he arrived in another village, and here everyone had died also
>but the night watchman had cared for his lamp, and this lamp had become a Chochin-Obake
>anon was glad to find light in the dark, and the Chochin-Obake was glad to have someone whose path to illuminate again, and so they set out together
>then came the rain
>anon and his lamp became wet and sought refuge in another village, but here also everyone had perished
>from only one house's chimney there came smoke, and thence anon and his lamp went
>here had once lived a man who made and sold parasols and umbrellas
>the first he had ever made he had never sold, but had kept for himself, and cared for greatly, and now it had become a Karakasa-Obake
>the umbrella girl was glad to shield anon and the lamp, and so they set out together, and for a time they were glad
>then came the wind, and it made the flame flutter and the umbrella couldn't protect her friends from it
>they sought refuge in another village, but here too everyone had died
>but a voice called out to them, and on a clothes-line they found an Ittan-Momen who had once been the robe of a monk, and his only possession
>the cloth-woman shielded her friends from the wind's chill, the umbrella kept them all dry and the lamp lit their way, and so anon and her friends went up to the great lake in the woods
>here they found a solitary shrine, and a Ryu who the people had once worshipped
>"I am glad you have come" she said, "for I have been very alone since the people stopped visiting"
>so anon and his friends found a new home in the shrine, and none of them were alone anymore, and they were all cared for because a dragon's most precious treasure are the people she loves


>> No.33409414

it's fat fucking tail season

>> No.33409431

I want to befriend this corpse.

>> No.33409434

Werecat's battle theme is really good.

>> No.33409451

i want the small and tallest one to rape me

>> No.33409453

I want to fuck a big juicy watermelon until it explodes from my ejaculation to impress a lilem in front of her!

>> No.33409456

eew, guy

>> No.33409486


>> No.33409500

We need a chess set monster girl

>> No.33409501

Cat Scratch Fever?

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Well shit, I thought about seeing if I could skip town for a bit but apparently that would just kick in the hunter instincts and between "cracked" and "dust", I think I would prefer my pelvis to be the former.
Think if I go the roast route I can squeeze in a bit of extra time before she decides to add me to the hoard?

>> No.33409514

I am really surprised that the Tanuki didnt took the MC offer to psy with his body.

>> No.33409529

that and she go easier on your pelvis

>> No.33409542

Depends on how much roast you make, they are fast eaters though.

>> No.33409563

cute hebi
shirohebi families are probably very stressful but close knit and very rewarding to be a part of.

>> No.33409570

>Father, grandfather, and boyfriend are all tied up in the same room together
>the sneks were nice enough to leave them a few beers to help pass the time

>> No.33409584

How many stories have been written that actually focus on Blue Onis? It feels like they always take a backseat to their red cousins.

>> No.33409598

Pon Poko Pon, your wents ovew due, anon-san!

>> No.33409605

I bet the trash pandas do this to their husbands

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If the tail can't be used as a bludgeoning weapon, I don't want it

>> No.33409681

Exactly, it would be a fun family to marry in to. When you first get together with your shirohebi gf you could meet her family and have "the talk" with your shirohebi husband peers. Imagine the three of you hanging out complaining about "the wife" while your shirohebi wives do the same in another room, then they come in and raid your hangout to carry you guys off or something.

>> No.33409728

No silver? Sorry Husband-san, guess it's another night of rough, heavy breathing breeding.

>> No.33409754

I'll use my favorite chess strategy on her!

>> No.33409780

>showing the dragon how good a cook you are
That’s how you turn into a stay at home husband

>> No.33409790

But anon, all meat dragons bring home is already cooked!

>> No.33409814

she wont if she wants something tasty, you need to season the meats and cook them slowly

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I want to put a red blindfold on a cow and tease her till she snaps.

>> No.33410002

Blindfolds just look black to the wearer.

>> No.33410025

What happens if she fucks me so much that I turn red? Am I dead?

>> No.33410031

That wouldn't do shit though since if the blindfold is doing it's job they can't see shit.

>> No.33410040

Well your pelvis is not gonna make it out alive, that's for sure.

>> No.33410064

You end up in a pleasure spiral, she fucks you so much that you become red, which causes her to fuck you harder, which keeps you red, which continues to intensify the fucking, and so on.

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[meows royally]

>> No.33410185

So I turn into BTC?

>> No.33410232

Yes, but you cant use her to purchase child pornography, theoretically.

>> No.33410260

I mean I can use the CUM I'm bagholding to purchase a calf from her.

>> No.33410354


Does kot have tongue bristles?

>> No.33410360

holsts stop being traditional lolis before age 10, unless you can tolerate oppai lolis, holsts will never truly satiate your cunny lust.
it is, therefore, safe to say that you cannot, in fact, utilize holsts to acquire a steady supply of cp. unless you are fucking a hag constantly, which is a very inefficient use of cum.

>> No.33410457

I have no cunny lust fren. This is an investment for the future. I don't sell at the milk-market and shall hodl until we reach a value of 15 holsts in the litter. Holsts will dominate the mamano market. Smart cunny.

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I wanna be a Yeti's little spoon!

>> No.33410499

aaah yes, milkies to the moon fren

>> No.33410559
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There's no time to explain, hop on

>> No.33410570

I feel like this might be a trap

>> No.33410600
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good morning, guys!
as was recommended to me, here's the final picture, posted in a new thread
thanks for your help!

>> No.33410615

I want to bury my face between those butt cheeks
Or those thighs.

>> No.33410669

I thought about POV of your head in her thighs and her looking angry/horny-angry/something like that.
Also an amazon position.

>> No.33410772
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This is Black Maria. She's a gigantic sadistic spider-woman who keeps men she likes in her web as pets. Say something nice about her.

>> No.33410797

Is the new chapter out already?

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>> No.33410892

Then why post fan pages, mr. spic?

>> No.33410903


>> No.33410984

>DoTR happens
>ten years later, every goddamn r*pper still has "Lil" in their pseudonym but now it's in fact a little girl, usually from Momonika's Sabbath

>> No.33410988

What is it that causes kikis and shogs to want to be maids? Why not just seek to be wives like the other girls?

>> No.33411122

That's just how their brains are wired anon

>> No.33411131

Shogs were intelligently designed to be such.

>> No.33411279

Hop on what now?

>> No.33411281
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>The gold is polished, the blades oiled, the magic items and artifacts sorted
>But there is one more treasure to be cleaned and cared for, get in.

>> No.33411294

Stupid spider face ruins it all.

>> No.33411300

As if rapping couldn't become even more shit.

>> No.33411318

Why would she hide a treasure in the hotspring?

>> No.33411358

It's like the wocks on a Jabberwock

>> No.33411545

I don't like Jabberwocks either.

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>> No.33411948
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How does Jabberwocky feel about Ghosts of Tshushima winning over TLOU2?

>> No.33411949
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Yass, she BEEG.
God bless You Anon for that wonderful drawing.

>> No.33411992
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Do you want the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring? because this is how you get the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring

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>> No.33412033

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>offers dragon a tribute of gold coins that are actually just gold chocolate coins.

>> No.33412048

Why would Wock care about TLoU2?

>> No.33412066

Because she still remembers the Naughty Dog that made Crash Bandicoot and Jak & Daxter. Dragons be old.

>> No.33412087
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>she thinks it's flirting and cute

>> No.33412088

>Do you want the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring?

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You two are men of culture

>> No.33412353

Zutari hate club accepting new members, leave your compiled membership module in the mailbox

>> No.33412452

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Touches ryu's reverse scale

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>> No.33412884

Just thinkin' about how I'd love to be covered head to toe in sandworm spit right now

>> No.33412893

What a monstrously huge tail!

>> No.33412911

If you get one of those KDF-style fullbody latex suits, could you slide around inside your wife?

>> No.33412925

So this is basically Alps and Alping:


>> No.33412936

I don't like latex, but probably not. Sandworm juices dissolve clothing and armors, so I doubt that'd hold up for long.

>> No.33413058
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Reminder, monsters think men eagerly anticipating being raped is cute.

>> No.33413076

>Reminder, monsters think
Some are better at this than others

>> No.33413305
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>Dragon Commander is out on patrol
>encrypted quantum-band communication broadcast is received
>the frequency isn't the one used by mission HQ but the IFF is clearly for her ship, this could be classified intel from the Capitol itself
>she opens it up
Curse you Space Outlaw Anon!

>> No.33413336

it's cute that human boys think they can run from a monster girl that has her eyes set on them. Truly adorable.

>> No.33413341

>Space Outlaw Anon just wanted to share this one tune he liked on the radio with his platonic friends

>> No.33413452

So he just used eight exawatts of energy for a quick recommendation?

>> No.33413494

I bet Shirohebi find yandere men really romantic

>> No.33413515

>Space Outlaw Anon doesn't get that Dragon Commander is his rival
>He think she's just a platonic friend that chose a different way in life

>> No.33413570

He believes everyone has a right to choose their own path after all.

>> No.33413584
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How would a big muscle hound react to being given pats and being called a good girl?

>> No.33413621

Pins you down and licks your face

>> No.33413631

>kyaaaaaa baka Anon, don't call me such embarrassing things

>> No.33413640

She'd let me gently rub my penis head against her sweaty post workout abs

>> No.33413671

It is pitch black. You are likely to be raped by a Grue.

>> No.33413677

I would imagine it's actually scary for a greenworm's husband to run into a hellhound, seeing as his mana isn't marked by his worm or anything.

>> No.33413691

And this is why Ms. Dragon Commander loves him and is really frustrated by him

>> No.33413862

>tells her that everyone deserves to take their own path
>she blushes
>"W-well does your path have marrying me in it?"
>he ran to a docked spaceship while she was blushing
>didn't hear any of it
>taunts her and zooms off

>> No.33413939
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>> No.33413964

>Wight and Hatter having tea
>Trying to outsmug each other in the most refined way possible

>> No.33413976

If a greenworm is with her husband to be at such a time, she will put on her hood and attempt to frighten off the hellhound with a stern (cute) look.

>> No.33414147

You don't have to shag to have Your mana marked, people change into monsters/incubi just from being close to mamono for a prolonged time period. Greenworm Anon spends so much time with his future wife that he propably is marked already.

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>> No.33414308

Honestly I wouldn't touch it in an MG world just because there'd be so much more worthwhile media to consume; but if you somehow only "insert" that bit of monsterdom into our world, I'd love it. It'll be unironically everything Hololive and such do for their fans times 1000.

>> No.33414402

Praise pharaohs!
Give tribute to dragons!
Submit to dark elves!
Give your life blood to vampires!
Pray to Ryus!
Humble yourself before Chimeras!
Worship Lilims!

>> No.33414526

>Hellhound overcome by cuteness turns tail
>Smug wormy beaming about how "intimidating" she is

>> No.33414574

I'll never pray to those Water Wurms you twisted fiend.

>> No.33414584

nah they a shit

>> No.33414607
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I'll shatter this sky when the last chain breaks.
In the ashes and the ruins,
We'll abide to recreate.
An age of evolution will dawn.

>> No.33414611

greenworm has grown strong.

>> No.33414663

Not even this one?>>33409401

>> No.33414695

She would force you down onto your knees, give you pats and then call you a good boy.
I hope.

>> No.33414774

i wish to hug this hound

>> No.33414797

Gym bunny Yeti has to vacuum equipment when she's done, her fur shed gets wild when she's sweating

>> No.33414920

>shedding yeti
Do they just blow up in the spring like huskies do?

>> No.33414937
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God it would be cute brushing a fluffy monster girl

>> No.33415001
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I'm not strong, but I want a girl with massive muscles. It's also really impressive when she's from a species that usually isn't buff.

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>> No.33415017

I wouldn't mind seeing a chubby kitsune lifting till she's a muscle bound girl that comes up, kabedons me, and.....flubs her date line immediately as she's still really shy.

>> No.33415107
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She's a big girl for you.

>> No.33415161

>someone actually personified gbf bahamut
wow, about t-
>its from 2019

>> No.33415200

I've been waiting for someone to do it with Ultimate Bahamut but it's been so many years already. There's so many monster designs begging for cute MG versions.

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>> No.33415291

>beeg kitsune pushes you up against the wall
>"Hey thing pretty not did snack they sel-" *bites tongue*

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>> No.33415391

This girl looks friendly. If I ask politely, I'm sure that she will help me find a way out of the jungle.

>> No.33415403
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Would the Queen of Hearts like vidya?

>> No.33415405
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Gaze upon the wock

>> No.33415428

That is a fine brown rapecat.

>> No.33415463


>> No.33415470

I shall gaze and make the wock a lovely house wife

>> No.33415504

Girls getting all tongue-tied is just ooooohhh

>> No.33415554

that is just sho cute

>> No.33415591

On second thought climbing a tree to escape a jaguar was probably a bad idea.

>> No.33415628
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Remember to provide your worm plenty of food!

>> No.33415740

Living in some independent merchant city-state close to mamono territory sounds comfy as fuck

>> No.33415742
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>You forgot demons, boy.

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A primordial kiki!

>> No.33415774
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Yes... independent.

>> No.33415783

>you will never accidentally summon a dom demon/succ

>> No.33415790

Just imagine all the fun you could have with a fully modular Automaton. You could give her the body of a shorty catgirl, a tall imposing lizardfolk, a long seductive lamia, a strong centaur, any body type is available with just a few mods.

>> No.33415791

>My face when I read that as shidding yedi
I need to take a break from certain places :DD

>> No.33415796

You're right, I'd be doing that on purpose.

>> No.33415802

>finally make your demon summoning circle
>pic related pops out
>"Uhh can I get another one? You know, one with blueberry nipples?"

>> No.33415808

Perkele Alb

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>> No.33415812

She’s fat. Put her on an exercise routine

>> No.33415840

Does Alp still lurk here? I wonder how his winter was.

>> No.33415854

I had a thought, a forgotten space marine with his bolter waifu

>> No.33415857

Do you really have the balls to summon an ancient stern arch-demon? You don't even have any rare magical artifacts to offer her. She'll be mad!

>> No.33415870

Surprisingly snowy but it's all melting and everything is slippery with wet ice

>> No.33415874

I bet she's really good with taxes

>> No.33415887

She ate all of them?!

>> No.33415898

Of course, she is a proud and proper demon. She is gonna tax your ass for sure

>> No.33415899

Hell yeah, cow man!

>> No.33415907

You're right, I need some magical artifacts. Like a magical whip or something.

>> No.33415911

She's not fat! She needs all that food to grow! Lots of varied nutrients are necessary, so she needs to eat a lot of different foods! Eating too little without enough variety will make her into a papillon with weak tiny wings and lack of color!

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>> No.33415928
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>So I just need to remove the shotafication clause in the contract and you will agree to become my familiar?

>> No.33415931

Surprisingly snowy? Does it not actually snow that much there?

>> No.33415934

>giving her a magical demon silver whip
The absolute madman. She will take you to hell!

>> No.33415940

I only have my lonely heart to give her and her only cause I wish for her to be my wife

>> No.33415962

>Foolish mortal.....sign here

>> No.33415966
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It didn't last winter and everyone was saying OH NO GLOBAL WARMING NO WINTERS EVER AGAIN
And now we're back to cold and snowy and they're being very quiet about it all.

>> No.33415982

>Greenworm where arn all mine froot and veggetabl?
>I eat Anon. It's what I do.

>> No.33415999

I wonder if sabbath girls would find it weird if you insisted on getting shotafied, so you both can LARP as kids

>> No.33416003

I pray every day yellowstone blows (sorry yanks) and I get to experience an ash winter. Maybe I'll even get snow if I'm lucky, although it could be ash snow.

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>I don't see any wights either. Seems like you need to be taught a lesson, human.

>> No.33416086

Anon, is that what she told you? You’re letting her crawl all over you, so take a stand! Or else she’ll eat you out of house and home

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>> No.33416173

Wights are too common and too weak to be a worship worthy species.

>> No.33416198
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I see you

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>> No.33416397

but anon how can I resist, she's so cute

>> No.33416453
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>You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

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>> No.33416471

fat tail but total winglet

>> No.33416472

I want a wonderland girl to force my head underneath her mini-skirt.

>> No.33416531

goddamit, cant find the item I need to deliver the guy in the cat forest entrance

>> No.33416545

Yeah, she should be concerned about the wings and not the tail, they don't look healthy..

>> No.33416572

someone explain the appeal of the tail thump

>> No.33416579
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Perhaps purchase?

>> No.33416593

I don't know either but it made my penis twitch so it's doing something alright

>> No.33416679
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>Had a dream I was a young hero with a valkyrie older sister
What could it mean

>> No.33416699

With eyes that big she can probably see your dick right through the microscopic holes in your pants

>> No.33416700
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>ywn accidentally troll a high-ranking monster online
>she will never respond with a Navy Seals Copypasta-tier rant
>ywn find out that she was completely serious

>> No.33416724

>Kabedons you
>Is giving you a sultry look as she opens her mouth and......says nothing.
>Jaw just kinds works as she thinks of what to say.
>Then she notices you staring and starts shaking, going red, but not ending the kabedon as she tries to muster up the courage to say SOMETHING

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>blocks your path

>> No.33416851

Maybe some cuddles will calm her down

>> No.33416861

>You smile
>"Haha big girl!"
>Lightbulb dings on
>"Heh heh, nobody cared mask until on it I put"
>Smug smile

>> No.33416897
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>Kissing your ancient evil wife halfway through her morning bad guy monologue practice

>> No.33416902

Memes, language of the soul.

>> No.33416926

>some loser monstergirl has been arguing with you online
>tries to claim she's a powerful oni with many connections in Druella's army, starts ranting about how her elite mage friends will find you for her
>there's like two full pages of her bullshit
>send back a "lol you're going to """triangulate my position with the latest divination techniques""" so you can warp in and break my pelvis? Sure kid, I bet you can barely break the baby carrots your mommy gives you to snack on, you probably haven't even seen a dick irl lmao"
>less than a minute after you send that you hear a muffled *pop* come from your living room followed by heavy footsteps to your door

>> No.33417043

Downside: You're fucked.
Upside: At least you can experience what exactly she meant by "railgun that cute little pelvis".

>> No.33417062

I'm going to cyberbully eastern monsters online until the send a ninja slut to silence me.

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Don't think I'd be able to handle a shirohebi. Prefer monogamy but I'd probably look at a character in a game with big tits for a millisecond too long and have to spend the entire weekend being soulfired. They don't seem like the type to understand the 'it's just a physiological reaction' excuse

>> No.33417093

Alright bros I need to know what are some of your favorite butterfly wing patterns, I got a good one coming.

>> No.33417158

For me, it's the humble swallowtail.

>> No.33417187

I'm gonna shitpost constantly on a lilim's favorite board on a zipangese comic book forum to frustrate her and her lieutenants

>> No.33417211

Gonna bully her even more in that case. She's so much of a virgin she has to go after some guy on the internet.

>> No.33417221
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Old pulp sci-fi would be so fun with monstergirls. Everybody is so caught up in being serious and making sense now they've forgotten about having fun. Also exotic space royalty a la Dejah Thoris and Queen Tyr'ahnee are very boner inducing

>> No.33417252

And that is how Anon became a boytoy for the lilim and her lieutenants.

>> No.33417275

would you become an emotional support human for monster girls?

>> No.33417309

Is that what they're calling boytoys these days? Sure,

>> No.33417338

>Using a vpn and pretending to be a monster from a nearby rival country and telling her why monsters from her country are inferior at attracting men as proven by the fact that she's a hugless kissless virgin
There would be that magical period after portals opened where monsters would know about the internet but be entirely ignorant on how it works

>> No.33417365
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Monster boss fights are the best.

>> No.33417390
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Signing up to become the government-mandated bf for a lonely monstergirl

>> No.33417413
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Fuck, I'd give anything for Mari to burst through the window behind me and rape the ever loving shit out of me in every position imaginable.

>> No.33417414

>single monstergirl makes a massive post about how much she's going to love her future husband and all the lewd things she would love to do to him
>reply with "u gay lol"
>get a massive reply from her that's a technical breakdown about how everything she said was straight

>> No.33417423

Ok, elegant yet cute, I like it. Maybe that pattern will be the inspiration one lucky mamono needs to take flight? We'll see...

>> No.33417436

I'd volunteer to become a snake's personal heater for the winter.

>> No.33417451

You have to go all they way
It's not a yakuza battle without the 5-min cutscene beforehand

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>> No.33417468

>Desert monstergirl makes another thread on /mgint/ on how she wants a bf from xy country
>"you're brown"
>Spams the catalogue so hard she gets rangebanned

>> No.33417490

>Anon starts namefagging
>becomes infamous for his obnoxious and flamboyant shitposts
>threads burst into flame the second he enters them
>massive fights hundreds of posts long over his provocations
>aided by his cult following of chaotic shitposters
>and the army of desperate monsters vying for his attention
>no matter what the thread was about before, it's now full of fighting, monsters posting enticing pictures of themselves, and random shitposts
>the lilim that runs the website, Christine Groole, has finally had enough

>> No.33417515

Jesus she never had a chance. Also that would mean that either the DL or Hero's last name is Groole which would be pretty unfortunate

>> No.33417524

>Pharoah on a massive tilt because she can't god voice every naysayer away online.

>> No.33417529
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Getting a lamia wife in a cold country is something I'll never quite understand the logistics of. How does a girl like this go around in winter without freezing?

>> No.33417542

Some of the Momonika Sabbath would probably be all for it.

>> No.33417557

And then she discovers vocaroo.

>> No.33417571

>Doxes herself and becomes a meme
>When she eventually gets married other posters will bemoan about how she managed to get a husband before they did however long that takes to happen

>> No.33417596

>Tries to record in vocaroo and posts it
>Takes about 30 seconds for someone to repost an edit where monkey sfx drown out what she's saying

>> No.33417607

She is beginning to belive....

>> No.33417650

Hopefully the site owner doesnt decide to stream her revenge on anon. It'd be really embarrassing if his admirers saw the giant lim daki in the corner of his room.

>> No.33417660
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I want to see the levels of straight-faced autism that MGs like lich would display after discovering the internet.

>> No.33417661

Well then. I'll sign up for the government-mandated BF program. Lets see what I will get.

>> No.33417679


>Lonely familiar without master
>have to play with her and tell her she's doing a good job
>Good end

>> No.33417689

Looks like she swallowed her pride.

>> No.33417704

Lots of hugs.

>> No.33417706

Poor CC vampire who's all haughty and stuff but still can't get some dick to save her... un-life.

>> No.33417710

well I'm getting drunk for quite a while

>> No.33417714

Oh fuck she is a war veteran

>> No.33417749


what are you even

>> No.33417824

So this is a "old and desperate" or "slowly corrupting one"? It's probably both, definitely both if she needs the state to give her one to calm her down.

>> No.33417844

>sign up for the bf program
>not sure how this works, will they email me with directions for where to go, or what?
>wait a few days
>a package comes in from the agency
>weird, I was expecting a letter or something at most
>open it up and, wait, is this some kind of blanket?
>the cloth is pretty nice, though
>it's smooth, soft and feels good to ru-
>did it just moan?

>> No.33417849

>arrive at her house
>unkempt hair, frumpy clothes, dull colors across her abdomen
>obviously this poor loser just wanted a friend so she signed up for a mandatory boyfriend
>decide to pity her and stick around
>also I'm legally not allowed to leave anyways
>fast forward a couple of hours
>spider lady and I are hanging out on the couch watching a sappy romantic comedy
>fuckin sleepless in seattle or some shit
>barely keeping my eyes open at this point
>fall asleep
>immediately wake up again to the feeling of wire-thin strands of silk strangling me on all sides
>hear maliciously feminine laughter coming from the conveniently dark corner of the room
>through her "ufufu"s and an adorably choppy Zipanguese accent she explains that she only signed up to lure a cute boy into her trap like her ancestors before her
>get raped

>> No.33417885


A match made in heaven

>> No.33417959

Put that book down and bring those kissable lips over here shoggy

>> No.33417981

>gruff, terse warhound that speaks with a snarl most of the time
>built like a brick shithouse
>quick to take a dim view of others, but very difficult to actually provoke
>seems to be vaguely depressed, but refuses to elaborate
>despite everything, is remarkably gentle with you
>not that that will stop her from leaving you in a human-shaped dent in the bed at night

>> No.33418028

She might not admit it, but she loves the cuddling.

>> No.33418029

Fat bottomed professinal neet wight who couldn't be asked to leave the manor long enough to get a man.

>> No.33418059

My mind went to a recovering alcoholic, but in winegoat's case it must be the opposite and she instead has difficulty drinking even though she wants to.

>> No.33418085

>wight is asked why she never leaves the manor
>too haughty to say it's because she's hopelessly addicted to vidya and internet
>claims it's because her dumptruck ass is too powerful for the world to handle
>anon gives it a slap
>after a satisfyingly reverberating WHAP anon smiles
>"yeah I could believe it"

>> No.33418092

Is wearing red a really good or sort of bad idea?

>> No.33418106

Actions often speak in place of words for her.
But when she does speak, you know it’s important.

>> No.33418120

I plan on using every part her body. No fluff will go unhuffed, no muscles unmassaged, and no pudge unpinched.

>> No.33418140

What monster scares you?
For me it's wight and dark mage, they scare me the most.

>> No.33418142

When she tells me to lick, then I will lick

>> No.33418170

Oh god, a queen NEET

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Don't even mind. It's probably the most normal thing I've gotten rolling one of these. Molesting a socially awkward holst christmas cake as hard and often as possible is a dream come true

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>> No.33418182

They huddle up and get lethargic in the winter, and spend all summer looking for a personal space heater/cum dispenser

>> No.33418196

>Her coffin has a daki with a poorly printed image of anon that looks like it was taken while he was going for a walk one night

>> No.33418207

>sign up for a lamia dating site
>amongst the regular questions of age, ethnicity and height there's a required field for average body temperature

>> No.33418221

Yay big titty goth gf.

>> No.33418237

Just embrace it, learn to love bullying your wife and her cute and furious hip-smashing, soulfire reactions.

>> No.33418258
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Could use magic to keep her entire body warm while cuddling. It would be a cute dynamic to have a lamia wife who plays the part of calm dominant seductress in warm months then turns into a needy cuddlebug when cold weather rolls around

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>> No.33418271

It would be a very popular fiction in-universe at least. What would it be? A novel series, light novels, manga, anime, live action, video game?

>> No.33418288

>Vamp Mosquito

>> No.33418322

>she only signed up to lure a cute boy into her trap like her ancestors before her
>Whatever you have to tell yourself honey
He's going to get webbed for telling their daughters it took their mom hours to make a move and that she had to wait for dad to fall asleep

>> No.33418346

>creeping coin
Seriously? is post-dotr society collectivist or something? I fail to see how the literal embodiment of greed could ever feel unloved in our modern world.
Whatever, bullying a newly humbled and possibly insecure former ohoho sounds amazing.

>> No.33418366


Living with a NEET sea dragon seems nice

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Thing is it's so flexible that you could make it work with any medium. Personally like the idea of a show/cartoon as an episodic series is the only way to give every character ample development and build up to some special finale with an traditional mamano 'commander and anon got married, had at least ten children, and lived happily ever after' epilogue

>> No.33418478

Doing all that to her is going to kick her "fuck me" pheromones into maximum overdrive. I hope you like mutual mindbreaking.

>> No.33418541

> cursed sword
I always did have a thing for swords, I'll clean, polish, and oil her with only the finest of materials

>> No.33418581

Has anyone made a dragon commander and space outlaw anon story? I've seen this meme here for a while. It would make a good story, maybe easy-ish to write too.

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>> No.33418609

I just read magus anon's latest stuff. Ah man that was sad with that ryu. I would definitely go full chaos berserker after that.

>> No.33418612

Are they trying to tell me something?

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Imagine how awkward it'll be when these two anons otohimes show up to the bf pick-up point at the same time after bragging to each other about getting a boyfriend

>> No.33418664

Sirius is a lewd boat. Azur Lane costumes are very lewd in general, I bet they would be very popular for cosplay fetishists in MGE. What monsters would be into it?

>> No.33418679

Embarrassment is temporarily, dinner dates are now.

>> No.33418751

>sisters are boasting about how their husband is the best man in the world
>one of the Anons asks the other how he met his wife to steer the conversation in a different direction
>both otohimes clap a hand over their husband's mouth and excuse themselves

>> No.33418753

Not that I know of. It's just a fun thread idea inspired by that >>33413305 picture. Thing is about a sci-fi themed mge shortstory is that I feel you would need to kind of handwave worldbuilding in favour of focusing on the characters and their personal stories. You don't have the thousands of pages that big sci-fi authors have to work with for that kind of thing

>> No.33418798

It's not easy to write, because it's been literal years and nobody's written it.

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>inspired by that picture
No, I requested that picture be drawn specifically because of the idea.
Also Anya the Russian space tiger but nobody remembers her anymore.

>> No.33418826

Lilim/succubus dressed as Prinz Eugen would make me cum so hard.
just please no moles

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>meanwhile across the portals
>"Fellow girls my anon keeps making these weird faces and is not immediately groping me, what am I doing wrong?"

>> No.33418912

Go to the cat place, right below where the battle with the werecat takes place, head right, start messing around when the werecat is following you, after a scene, the fruit will pop up.

>> No.33418946

>an Akaname
That's not good, I have a horrible gag reflex.

>> No.33418949

If you went with older or more fantasy-ish scifi then I don't think you'd have to explain much, it's basically just a retextured naval/pirates/islands setting. I guess I don't have much to stand on saying this, I've only ever written greentexts like the liliraune one last thread.

>> No.33418952

Didn't even know that. To be fair Kurovah is really good at adding personality to his monsters and mge is unique in that people feel less drawn to make OC content out of named characters as opposed to abstract ones

>> No.33418970

I'm gonna fucking found a oppai-loli sabbath and nobody can stop me!

>> No.33418972

>gag reflex
You won't like it, but she will.
Consider turning undead so she can indulge herself even longer.

>> No.33418984

I agree. It isn't so bad sometimes not to explain every detail about how your sci-fi universe functions and just handwave as 'it works'

>> No.33418985

So can anything be corrupted by a cursed sword or is it only human women?

>> No.33419002

Try whipping your tits out

>> No.33419005

>Anons are in the waiting room holding their IDs
>Strike up a conversation about what kind of mamano they'll marry and what their personalities will be like
>Hear two gasps as both wives to be have entered and see each other
>They're torn between pretending they don't know each other and blurting some accusation out
>Figure they'll just take their new boyfriends and play dumb
>Kejourou clerk has never seen anybody get so red in the face as those two while picking up their boyfriends. Excluding monsters that immediately ripped off their mans clothes of course

>> No.33419034

You do realize that is already a canon thing, right?

>> No.33419044

Cute, embarrassed, haughty wife.
I'm OK with this Otohime.

>> No.33419078

I was half joking and marune's is mostly focused on farming anyways

>> No.33419093

She's going to milk your dick with that long tongue and there's no stopping her

>> No.33419106

plus, who said we cant have more than one?

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>> No.33419157

Alright I think I got all the worm requests done (but not posted) so far, got anything else?

>> No.33419160

>Greenworm puts her hood on and puts on a brave face
>Hellhound just stands there confused for a moment
>then quickly walks by Greenworm and Anon apologizing to them
>Greenworm starts to think she’s the toughest MG in town because no one wants to mess with her
>it’s because they’re more afraid of Anon standing behind her with a spiked baseball bat

>> No.33419231

Personally; I wouldn’t like to bathe with beastgirl MGs. I’ve grown used to wet dog smell from years of raising them but it still doesn’t smell good.

>> No.33419270

Anon's not letting anyone put even a finger on his worm!

>> No.33419276

Can never go wrong with the classic Monarch pattern.

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You better not be insinuating that they smell bad that's cruisin for a bruisin
And by bruise I do of course mean rape
Just in case that wasn't clear

>> No.33419327

But I hate cats!

>> No.33419356

Would you marry a Tanuki that speaks bad Engrish?

>> No.33419369

fuck yeah

>> No.33419435

Engrish is sexy to me for some reason.

>> No.33419452

You ever had to clean 14 dogs at once? That smells horrible, even if you clean them daily, and don’t even get me started on the hair.
To answer your question, yes, wet fur is a bad smell and I don’t like it.

>> No.33419536

>Umi Osho
...but i'm into femdom...and dangerous sadistic girls like Manticores amd Dark Elves...
How is this gonna work? Did the system mess up?

>> No.33419547

Good thing monsters aren’t regular animals then eh

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Ghost girls are terrifying

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*blocks your path*

>> No.33419764

Just the sense of weight it gives to the tail I guess.

>> No.33419806

I agree, heavy accents are hot. It's exotic, and cute because it's a clumsy failure, and sexy because it shows she's so into you that she doesn't care about making a fool of herself or the effort involved in speaking another language.

>> No.33419919

Excuse me.

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Fuck you, the mole is the best part.

>> No.33419983

I'll just toss some breadcrumbs out for her and then walk around her while she's distracted.

>> No.33420135

>Being absurdly high level and just running the item shop of the second town on adventures.
It would be a simple but comfy life, especially when the slightly higher level monster adventurers catch you doing high level techniques as part of your morning routine.

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Small fox wives.

>> No.33420150

My seahorse waifu has been spending the last hour trying to figure out how to use the can opener. Every time I move to pick it up and demonstrate she reaches for her halberd so I'm in a bit of a weird situation. I'm about 84% she won't actually pick it up but there's no way to know for sure.

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>Seahorse waifu
Anon, is... is this your wife?

>> No.33420217

Most humans smell pretty bad and monsters love smelling us so maybe theres something primal in both parties we just don't understand

>> No.33420267

I think you need to take her weapon away and have her cool off in the fish tank for s while Anon, there's no need to enable this kind of behavior.

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>> No.33420354

We /sp/ now? Ok Greenworm in a Sooners jersey coming soon I suppose

>> No.33420365

Too many petite harpies. I want some birds with huge mommy milkers or a dumptruck ass.

>> No.33420377

>Internet addict that never leaves her room or bathes.
>My area of expertise. perfect.
>Supposed to force her to wash herself.
>Do it by hand if I have to.
>She's fucking massive so it always takes forever.
>Brush her hair.
>Make sure her tentacles are flossed.
>Cook her a proper and nutritious meal.
>Help her fill out job applications.
>By the power of sheer autism she always mucks up the interview.
>Have to fuck her to keep her from going full Heath Ledger.
>Always really quiet and doesn't make a sound.
>Pretty sure she's still just super nervous about the whole technically getting paid by the government to have sex with her thing.
>Makes the atmosphere kinda awkward.
>Decide to at least try to earn my money every once in awhile.
>But even then the most I get out of her is slightly harder breathing.
>Consult a hakutaku.
>Learn all of a jabberwock's most common weak points.
>Drink stamina-up!™ potions out the wazoo in preparation.
>Tie her hands up to a post beforehand.
>Slap her titties around for good measure.
>Gag her tentacles.
>Swing my hips.
>Slowly, cruely, viciously, grind away at her over the course of 5 days.
1st day: Started breathing faster and as usual kept eyes mostly shut.
2nd day: Started to sweat and grunt. Put it in the backdoor after some lubing.
3rd day: Beat her to a bloody pulp while I cradled her tail. She began to wheeze and moan audibly as her tentacles writhed in agony.
4th day: Let the tentacles loose and they continue to nibble and lick me as I pound away at her. I've poured enough in her that its started to spill into the next room.
5th day: Basking in the afterglow as she now rides me freely screaming atop her lungs. My piston is frail. The soul is melting. God welcomes me to paradise.
>get shaken awake 7 hours later to tell me she laid an egg and doesn't know what to do.
;_; but im not ready to be a father....

>> No.33420401

accept fatherhood, and be a good dad

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>> No.33420462

Harpies should have a tight core and a firm but meaty ass.

>> No.33420463
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One day soon fellow stalkers.

>> No.33420479

There seems to be bias with this program.

>> No.33420485

Noble and wealthy monstergirls deserve to be tenderly Romanov'd.

>> No.33420495

This is why gandharvas are the best

>> No.33420544

Please let imps play with your weenies, anons!

>> No.33420561


>> No.33420567

Though that was an xra reference for a second

>> No.33420595
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Imp-chan gonna make my weenie go blasto!! And cummies go all over her tummy and in her cunny! She makes my weenie feel good, and I give her my sweet cummies! It's what mew-chew-wal sweetie sweeties do for each other!

>> No.33420601

We need a Roc girl, I want to smell her cooking

>> No.33420627

>alchemists figure out how to synthesize mamono realm gold
>a flood of cheap, factory made coins crashes the creeping coin market
>prosperous mamono who had to sell maybe four or five coins to live lavishly are now destitute
>the more temperate ones who had savings and a husband become miserly and craven, paranoid of losing what little they have left
>the few industrious one enter the synthetic market themselves, with mixed results
>the vast majority become despondent, refusing to work
Your monster is a terminally unemployed creeping coin who has pretty much lost her purpouse in life. She can't even remember the last time she ohoho'd

>> No.33420631

I don't know Japanese, but i'm sure her translation is completely off and butchered!

>> No.33420635
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>Paladin-chan breaks out the heavy weapons

>> No.33420653

>I'm goind to defeat you with the power of god and this gun i found

>> No.33420675
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KC has got you covered

>> No.33420698

Where the fuck are you anons getting these?

>> No.33420705

Nah, it's mostly on point. It's just a tad exaggerated.

>> No.33420735

are these pages for the game or something?

>> No.33420761

>no helmet
She's going to get knocked out by the first hit to her head. She may as well have a sign around her neck that says "monsterize me"

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>Show up to her house, rings doorbell
>Get caught in a looney toons style trap that ends with being strapped to a table for "experimentation"
>Gremlin enters the room, gives this big speech about all the terrible things she is gonna do
>Right as she finishes and steps forward, she triggers another trap that leaves her strapped to a nearby table
>It is now a race to try and get off the table before the she can and follow through on her speech

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Check the links at the top. Uncensored profiles should be in the mega. Pretty sure it was guest art KC did for a monstergirl doujin anthology

>> No.33420766

It's a H magazine he did art for

>> No.33420773

>I want to be squeezed by the tan ass
That's my gospel.

>> No.33420774

They have nothing really to do with MGE. They are pages and covers KC makes for a hentai anthology.

>> No.33420788

>I want to be squeezed by the tan ass
Don't we all

>> No.33420803

Are you proficient in Japanese? If so, do you mind explaining a bit? I can understand it being a tad exaggerated, but i wanna know if she has a similar way of speaking in Japanese that can't be parsed by MTLs

>> No.33420829
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I knocked up the orc mean girls in school but they’re still raging bitches even with those baby bumps and keep telling me to take responsibility. How do I knock them down a peg?

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>> No.33420883

Lik ur mum

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>> No.33420911

Keep going. It took at least 3 kids per orc before my harem calmed down.

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I wanna make babbies with this fox.

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It must be so irritating to wear clothes when you have wings and a tail or other bits
Or just wear a more complex bikini, that seems to be what they usually do

>> No.33421006

What a cutie.

>> No.33421016

I love her. I wish KC did more gyarus like her and Momonika

>> No.33421021

Must be really hard to draw special clothes too upside down satan.

>> No.33421037

>cursed GUN

>> No.33421064
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It can be hard for some Monsters. Might even have trouble with kissing.

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Seriously, what's with foxes and pregnancy? Searching through the fox girl related tags, I see A LOT more pregnancy related content compared to other monster girls. Not that I mind, being into both foxes and baby making myself, but still I'm curious what's the reason for this.

>> No.33421087

Japanese is a highly contextual. And the tone of the speaker, in this case the imp, isn't something that can be conveyed through a machine translation. There are a few characters that give it away though and represent a more childish way of speaking.

>> No.33421090

ntring coronasucc with my wife, imp(autistic)!

>> No.33421092

Surprised KC hasn't done a "Drake" yet, though I suppose Lizard(wo)men counts as 'big lizard without wings' for now

>> No.33421122

>Ancient momster is confused and offended when no prestigious modern schools offer classes on duelling and chivalry
>And that the brochure appears to have a typo where they forgot the 's' in their monster slaying program

>> No.33421153

Monster Musume has a new chapter >>>/a/217020288

>> No.33421158

autistic imps need love

>> No.33421218

Looks like I was missing out when the pipsqueak invited me out.

>> No.33421230

what the fuck does "mew-chew-wal" even mean? every time i try to parse this fucking word i have a brain aneurysm

>> No.33421235


>> No.33421242

>monter slaying program
I don't get it.

>> No.33421243

? Mutual

>> No.33421254

holy shit.

>> No.33421260

Pronounce it out loud, anon. Mew Chew Wal. Mutual.

>> No.33421275

That's my point their is a difference between making her sound childish and it being 95% literal gibberish. People on other boards like /monster/ think he is getting trolled it's so bad.

>> No.33421288

It means catgirls like eating drywall.

>> No.33421292

Monster (s)laying

>> No.33421303

I could never have guessed, maybe its because I am an esl, but it honestly just doesn't sound right

>> No.33421324

does anyone even care about this shit anymore

>> No.33421339


>> No.33421360

I do only because the girls are cute

>> No.33421371

Now that's a Centaur I like

>> No.33421384

Miia is the only character I like and even then I'm tired of the Crab's bullshit.

>> No.33421386

There are quite a few real myths about fox women marrying men and having children. It could also just be their relative popularity

>> No.33421410

as much as I love monster girls I remember being instantly turned off on reading because the first couple of pages is MC almost dying
Does it keep doing that?

>> No.33421443
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No, but I do wank it to Cerea and Cathyl. Sometimes the goat girl and Mero. Papi once in a blue moon.

>> No.33421457

Why would you need classes for that? Just jam it in.

>> No.33421532

>Literally at the top of the undead hierarchy
>too common
They're practically a sidegrade from the pharaoh, with instant loss mechanics built right into the species.

>> No.33421540

There is still a fanbase although minor. Crabman fucked up, the whole thing lost its gas. Then he had a semi-redemption arc and things are now just lukewarm. They are not bad, but not as good as they were at the beginning during the mg craze. It could have been much better.

>> No.33421546

What is this /monster/ thread you guys sometimes speak off? is it 8kun? i thought it was dead

>> No.33421566

Throw ranch in there and you would have axe taste.

>> No.33421593

the 8kun thread has a link to their """hidden""" website where they actually congregate

>> No.33421600

Sort of. Some people still hang around, but the site as a whole lost a majority of its audience

>> No.33421632
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>Dragons are often defeated in myths because the heroes were able to get under them somehow and stab their bellies
Does this mean the belly is the weakness of dragon girls?

>> No.33421697

is it smugl?

>> No.33421848

fuck they found us shut it down

>> No.33421849

No idea. It turned to shit around the farm arc.
I love absolutely massive mino milkers, but it literally just became about tits.
The bath house arc straight after was such a slog.

>> No.33421911

was on /monster/ and found out that at 6, the portal are going to "open". what s your game plan if it does, mine would just wait, or if I know that is just chaos, take off clothes and run like a madman to get a hellhound

>> No.33421915

Yes. Giving her raspberries will turn her into a crying, laughing mess. It tickles, but she can't throw you off without hurting you so she just has to take it.

>> No.33421947

>centaur watches anon ride an actual horse and looks like a beautiful fantasy knight chad
>she get jealous so she climbs on top of another actual horse and attempts to ride it
>she squashes and kills the horse with her staggering weight of her lower half
dummy thicc centaur is a dummy

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>> No.33421961

I kinda do, but the wait is definitely what kills any momentum from back when just after the anime aired.

>> No.33422009

>kills the horse
How the hell would she sit on it? Besides, monsters wouldn't just kill a nice horse like that. She might scold it for being a homewrecker, but she wouldn't kill the thing.

>> No.33422011

Man, going on smug is so sad. I remember how lively 8ch monster board was and just in comparison, it's basically a ghost town.

>> No.33422037


>> No.33422050

Careful, for every second you keep her trapped in that undignified position, she will make sure you pay for it a hundredfold later tonight

>> No.33422055

It's a running gag but not a every chapter kind of thing. The joke being that he's always okay no matter what happens to him, and nobody can explain it beyond him being so earnest that he refuses to die.

But like I said, it's not a frequent thing, especially these days.

>> No.33422068

meant for >>33421957

>> No.33422077

She a little big

>> No.33422095

yeah, it really has a liminal space kinda feel. it's deeply unsettling

>> No.33422104

Just build up ur magic/soul defense first.

>> No.33422139

She'd better gag me. Otherwise I'll just force her into a truce by attacking her tummy again.

>> No.33422154

Uses shampoo, jesus.

>> No.33422167

Huh, TTF is still active? I thought he'd stop after befriending Crab and getting to canonically marry his waifu.

>> No.33422179

I would want one that I could at least see.

>> No.33422287

What monsters have a liminal space feel.

>> No.33422302

Yeah, that's basically all of 8kun right now.
I still miss some stuff from there like the /hgg/ threads, they had some good stuff you couldn't find elsewhere.

>> No.33422320

Should have paid tribute, now the village gets destroyed.

>> No.33422326
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Be careful taking your worm to antique stores!

>> No.33422331

Probably shoggoth. I bet they are great at "making places feel slightly off in a way you can't put your finger on it.
In fact, most abyssal girls are good for that.

>> No.33422349

thats nice

>> No.33422359

my comfy hentai visual novel thread is dead and it's never coming back >:V

>> No.33422570

Not all of it, there's plenty of Q boomers. Turns out when you make them the main audience and run off 2d it kills an imageboard, who knew.

>> No.33422621

I promise to not make her feel lonely ever again.

>> No.33422643

oh my lord, a Cursedworm Cocoon would be so intense

>> No.33422664
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Consider the humble rata.

>> No.33422696

Nice try you bushy-tailed rat.

>> No.33422701

Cursed yet blessed

>> No.33422717

>Career survey at school
>The Holstaur who you thought was the most studious and well behaved out of all your students wrote "Anal Queen" as her first choice

>> No.33422722

consider her fucked by me

>> No.33422775
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Too late, she's taken

>> No.33422787

Smol, but not to be underestimated.

>> No.33422808
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>the manticore on your street who picked on you throughout your childhood just didn't know how to talk to you

>> No.33422861

Of course I knew that, every monster being a spaghetti spilling autist is post-portal life 101.

>> No.33422875

>Not just shooting you with a spine and dragging you into a nearby alley
Well, it's a start

>> No.33422893

which monster would spill the most then

>> No.33422905

Bunyip, it's her specialty.

>> No.33422936
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>> No.33422963

I would do profoundly lewd things to that tail.

>> No.33422977

>succubus finds a guy she likes
>stalks him for months
>learns his hobbies, his dreams, his favorite meals etc
>molds herself into his perfect woman while she plans the perfect romantic meeting
>the day comes
>"Oh, hello there, Anon. What a handsome man you are! What's your name?"
>the guy points out that she already said it, asks how she knows
>succubus has a breakdown in the middle of the park as all her plans come to ruination
>the romantic voyeur cupids and succubi watching the scene unfold give him death glares

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It's hard to compete with the chad MGs that have no such reservations.

>> No.33422989

>Members only
Is their an expedient membership program?

>> No.33423008

Wonderland Sabbath sounds great
I can't believe there's STILL no Bandersnatch girl

>> No.33423020

all you wish to be the shota say, I

>> No.33423046

I just want a cute mommy MG to cuddle me and tell me everything will be fine.

>> No.33423047
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Perhaps. Do you desire the cute and funny form of a small girl?

>> No.33423094


>> No.33423110

Well of course! As long as i get to feel their cunning behavior i'll be happy!

>> No.33423167

which monster will rape you everyday till you like it and then rape you twice as hard so its rape again.

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I wish to be an adult but still retain that size difference.

>> No.33423212


>> No.33423347

what would insults would offend mgs and piss em off

>> No.33423357

Calling them barren.

>> No.33423371


>> No.33423385

Call one a virgin, and then she'll make sure she isn't, with you

>> No.33423435

Anything that implies they're incapable of seducing a man

>> No.33423465


>> No.33423543

"I prefer human w*men"
Will probably get you mindbroken at the best.

>> No.33423572

careful anon that may lead to actual tragedy

>> No.33423573


>> No.33423594

only works on imps, and womanchildren

>> No.33423603

sauce please? Iqdb returns nothins, so does google.

>> No.33423622

Fyi, saucenao is pretty much iqdb+

>> No.33423644

when there's no human women left you wont have a choice!

>> No.33423646

Also for when saucenao fails because something's from japanese twitter

>> No.33423674

give smol jabberwock

>> No.33423688

ascii2d sucks, it misses on 80% of images that are actually from twitter.
It's nice when it works but it usually doesn't help.

>> No.33423710

Thank you! Noted the thing about saucenao, will try it out.

>> No.33423724

It's flawed but it can sometimes catch them in cases where everything else doesn't, always nice to have options.Sometimes throwing the kanji for the series or character into buhitter works too.

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>> No.33423753
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The thing is that iqdb only checks "gallery" sites. Sauce checks the most common gallery sites (dan/gel/sankaku) but also checks art sites like pixiv, DA, e621, and even sadpanda (without a link, gotta look it up yourself).

I think there's a couple galleries that iqdb checks that sauce doesn't however, so it's worth checking if sauce turns up nothing.

>> No.33423764

Lack of sex ed is how surprise anal happens

>> No.33423779

Gonna fill Silvermoon with our young

>> No.33423801

Would the cocoon be made of metal? Would she mature into papillon still? We need to get these answers.

>> No.33423820

Yes but she wields butterfly knives

>> No.33423829

Her wings become swords

>> No.33423836

I would a female space goat, but only if she pins my head between her thighs

>> No.33423844

Trust not the space goat.
Preacher in the streets, demon in the sheets.

>> No.33423879

You just want mana money, don't you

>> No.33423887

Are there mamonos particularly proficient in medical skills? I have a gross and painful skin disease and and at this point i dont care about looks or quirks i just want a good permanent doc to fix me up. All the Order medics i visited just poke the flesh a little and then say to pray for forgiveness and it's clearly not working

>> No.33423906

More than 40% of all monster doujins involve a man who claims to be committed to human women being turned into a "slave for x species pussy." Honestly, it's a little stale at this point.

>> No.33423908

>monster girls simp for human men
>human boys simp for human women
Really makes you think.

>> No.33423919

Have you considered leeches?

>> No.33423940

Specifically as a breed unicorns are known for healing magic but here is a specialized form of healing magic created by a Baphomet called Pharmacomancy. But just becoming an incubus cures/makes you immune to most diseases. there are also potions that make you in incubus.

>> No.33423962

corvus corax style?

>> No.33424009
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I hope, after the Alraune gets added, KC adds either a Satyros (Since they already have sprite in the game) or a Kikimora.

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>game overs in the MGE game

Eh, bit wimpy for my taste.

>> No.33424022

in the shape of butterfly wings sure
can't really fly but it looks badass

>> No.33424044

what did you expect?

>> No.33424050

I wonder what else affects papilllon transformation. Stuff like diet, cocoon location, genetics, etc. Do you think certain papillons are linked to worms (i..e green like encyclopedia girl = orange like the pap entry) like with real world caterpillars?

>> No.33424084

Yeah, where the fucks the anal vores and the castrations?!

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Cringe and bluepilled bro.

It's probably jump Imp that's boring that's the problem.

>> No.33424157

You mean the color of the adult being linked to the color of the worm? I'm not clear what you mean by "linked to worms."

>> No.33424231

Yeah kind of like how a swallowtail butterfly always comes from a swallowtail caterpillar. Something like green Greenworms always becoming orange Papillons, like they are shown in the encyclopedia.

>> No.33424257

why are you here?

>> No.33424281

God has deemed it necessary.

>> No.33424282

to fuck mamono and chew bubblegum, and I happen to be out of both, so I couldn't quite tell you

>> No.33424295

Moot wills it.

>> No.33424314

I enjoy all the fucking, that's why

>> No.33424322

Well yes, the caterpillar is the same species after all. KC's "making of" even notes that the papillon profile depicts the exact same individual as the greenworm profile (makes it seem this must have been quite a prolonged experience for the Wandering Scholar if he had to wait for her to metamorphose).

KC's also noted that mothman come from a different type of caterpillar monster.

>> No.33424330

I like monster girls so why are you in here then

>> No.33424344

I miss moot.

>> No.33424351

Because the idea of a big strong dragon girl swooping down, pinning me, and having her way with me makes my pp hard

>> No.33424352

I thought he said the opposite about moths.

>> No.33424377
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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 107. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/b6BQCszX

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>> No.33424390

can't get laid irl so I fantasize about supernatural beautiful women wanting to fuck me. At least I am honest

>> No.33424395

mostly for the quality greentexts

>> No.33424424
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Unpopular opinion, but the Imp is cute. Also, extremely lewd.
Dialogue is more tolerable if you stop REEEEEEing about memes.

She's doing it on purpose in a mocking way.

>> No.33424444

why's a married wendigo doing that?

>> No.33424451

>can't get laid irl
Does that mean you will post sad frog?

>> No.33424459

To write.

>> No.33424468

I think everyone wants their waifu in sooner than later.

I just hope for some CG with big paw handjobs, and hopefully some footjob stuff. But I worry that what we got for the "beg" options is all we'll have available for the whole RPG, cuz if that's true, no tailjobs, and no thighjobs either.

>> No.33424485

nice, cool to the rare greenworm alarune and scylla art

>> No.33424506
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Eat slime
It's good for you
She promises

>> No.33424573

Ok but do you have grape flavor?

>> No.33424596

no but they got darkfruit and shoggenberry

>> No.33424599
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Yes. In my grape pie, that you ate.
My goo was in the pie, Anon.
And now it's inside of you.
Part of me, is inside of you, Anon.
Do you feel me, Anon?
Do you feel me inside of you?

>> No.33424601

Say some really sexist things.

>> No.33424602
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I don't have the Japanese tweet itself, but I do have the text I copied down back when the translated tweet was posted long ago:

>Q: Do Greenworms also grow into Mothmen?
>A: Nope, Mothmen grow from a different kind of larva. Greenworms only turn into Papillons.

>> No.33424635

>I just hope for some CG with big paw handjobs
Honestly surprised their wasn't any with the werecat, considering KC seems to have a fetish for them.

>> No.33424636

Thanks. I must have misunderstood the original intent.

>> No.33424680

Hey you taste pretty good can I get some more

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>> No.33424703

Alright I gota business venture for you. We take a grape snake a slime her. Grape slime? Profit?

>> No.33424711

To collect art and stories of monster girls. Been here so long that I really worry about the rest of the anons and I hope that everyone is doing well.

>> No.33424716


>> No.33424747
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>> No.33424770

for the REALLY tough stains, accept no substitute

>> No.33424772

Wendigos have the whole coat pocket dimension thing built in.

>> No.33424785
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Well you're just trying to make yandere shog go berserk huh

>> No.33424804


>> No.33424819

I just want to see her smile and maybe awkwardly produce a toilet brush or something out of her head in embarrassment.

>> No.33424860 [SPOILER] 
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Best Sabbath is Pet Sabbath!

>> No.33424897

The big ones with a desire to protect

>> No.33424943

MGE is unique in how romantic and wholesome it is along with being very sexy and lewd. This thread is also very high quality compared to other threads.

>> No.33425028

Don't be surprised when your wife is doing things like fingering your daughter open to prepare her for her future husband when the time comes. All girls and boys must be ready for the special someone they find.

>> No.33425030

>scrubs floor to hard
>now have a new access point to the basement

>> No.33425137

Do the other girls have character sheets?

>> No.33425194

Imagine getting mating pressed by an alice and then makes you her househusband

>> No.33425221

>Ushi maid wants to live in the basement
>Says a maid doesn't deserve a real bedroom
>Agree but tell her she has a room upstairs if she ever gets cold
>Decide to go downstairs one day to give her a present
>Huge underground complex full of webs
>A bunch of 1:1 web dolls of me with kiss marks all over them
>Ushi is in the corner digging
>She looks pretty embarrassed but happy I came down there just for her to give her a new bonnet
>Go back upstairs and pretend I didn't see anything

>> No.33425237

Yes, they can all be found in the mega archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A/folder/qngyELLK

>> No.33425244

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>place taser near balls
>tase balls
>do in front mg police
> taken away for being too stupid to be single

>> No.33425268

>interrogated by the police
>asking why you did that in public
>"I wanted to show the local girls that my cock is electrifying"

>> No.33425270

>You're welcome
>...They aren't modeled after you.
>I didn't see anything
>...Thank you, master.

>> No.33425279

>thunderbird cop takes it upon herself to show anon that electricity is no joke

>> No.33425294

Basement spiders need a ceiling hatch to indulge those trapdoor urges.

>> No.33425358

I haven’t read it in a long time, but I’ve been meaning to catch up. I think the last chapter I read was the blood-letting chapter?

>> No.33425363
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End of the thread, anything to confess?.

>> No.33425378

>Recently moved into monster girl city for job opportunity
>found a nice place to live, next door neightbor is a dude and his trapdoor spider arachne family
>Including their seven daughters
>Their seven, single, daughters
>trying to get to your car every morning is like trying to make your way through a minefield
>This morning you could only spot six ambush trapdoors on the way to your car
>You get the feeling that the longer this goes on, that number will only decrease

>> No.33425383

nothing but my cock is hard

>> No.33425385

I have an unhealthy obsession with drawing my waifu

>> No.33425401

wight-priest chan encourages you to get out of the line so people can confess actual misdeeds.

>> No.33425402

>walk up to car
>car is missing
>webs weaved into a car where it once was
>spider girls asking for a ride to school that day

>> No.33425413

i wish i was ded

>> No.33425419

I love MGE Wonderland girls, but I think the Wonderland girls in Black Souls 2 are almost all better.

>> No.33425424

webbing cars and doors is a classic prank

>> No.33425451

I would fat monster girls

>> No.33425456

>later that day, anon can't find his phone
>he can't ask the ushi maid if she knows where it is, she stepped out to grab groceries
>oh, there's a thought, maybe he dropped it down in her room and didn't notice during the awkward moment with her
>while searching the dark basement he trips on a low web strand and gets tangled up
>the stuff is actually pretty strong, he hasn't been able to tear even one bit of it
>actually, he's just wrapped himself up even more trying to get out
>from where he's stuck he can just barely turn to see the "anon dolls" to either side of him
>how embarrassing, he thinks to himself, it's like he's just... another doll...
>oh shit
>his renewed frantic struggling doesn't accomplish anything
>he then hears the front door open, followed by the ushi's heavy, skittering footsteps towards the basement stairs

>> No.33425460

>They aren't modeled after you
>Oh I see. Well I hope your boyfriend is nice. See ya later
>As Master walked away he knew what he was doing
>He could sense the Ushi rape urges rising
>A visible cloud of lust and primal urges expanding as he walked back up the stairs
>He only had one thought
>Fucking kek what if I just left a note in my bedroom saying I'm staying a friend's house tonight, just definitely don't invite your boyfriend over while you have the mansion all to yourself *wink wink*

>> No.33425483

I've fapped to every profile design, every oc, every waifu ever posted here unless the art looks like it came from deviant art.

>> No.33425495

i too have fapped to profile cait's tummy

>> No.33425534

The human female form is my favorite, what got me into MGE is the way the monsters behave. Im an ultravanillafag

>> No.33425550
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Browsing the monster girl hashtags, found a Shoggoth WIP on Twitter.

>> No.33425553

Don't understand why waifufags share lewd pictures of their wives here, but my dick isn't complaining

>> No.33425566

That's what I think, I've commissioned a lot of pictures of my wife Titania but I haven't posted any of them because she's special to me.

>> No.33425569

my favourite """monsters""" are basically really hot girls that happen to wear weird clothing and/or accessories

>> No.33425624

Can't speak for others but I'd make porn with my waifu because being watched is something I'm into. Being told my wife is hot is good too.

>> No.33425626

Yeah that's fair. Same deal with the chaosfag and not sharing any lewds. Then again, would some monstergirls consider it a compliment to be that alluring?

>> No.33425702

Most monsters consider it a point of pride to show off their bodies. Albeit once married they don't show off to other men but rather show off to other monster girls because just how alluring they are is considered proof of just how much their husband desires them, how much they are having sex, how powerful they are getting, etc.

On the other hand, some monsters are very protective of their husband's body exposure, with it being noted lamia family monsters may object to anyone else seeing their husband naked, including other men.

>> No.33425728

>ywn make a lamia husbando choose between his wife and being the boss of this gym

>> No.33425729

>Honey, I need to get naked if I'm going to shower in the lockery.
>"But what if one of them sees you?"
>They're like 40.
>"That doesn't mean one won't alp and take you!"
>They're 40, married, and have been playing hockey with each other for years,

>> No.33425730

>Albeit once married they don't show off to other men but rather show off to other monster girls
They probably wouldn't mind showing off to other couples using those mirrors, monster girls casually chatting while getting prone boned and acting like it's a normal conversation despite the topic being quite lewd.

>> No.33425755

>hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the snake pit's two blocks down

>> No.33425774

I would fuck my wife in her “feral” form if she transformed me too.

>> No.33425794

>Oh I'm sorry
>Sorry for what? My wife taught me not be ashamed of our dicks

>> No.33425817
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Remember, baphomets are some of the physically strongest monsters in MGE as well as being exceptional magic users.

So just because Runya can't do magic like the rest of her race, that doesn't mean she's a helpless, little girl waiting to be exploited. She can most definitely throw you through out a window, one-handed, launching you five blocks away with ease, if you try anything not cool.

>> No.33425832

I want Runya to vicegrip me in her pussy and ragdoll me around!

>> No.33425863

No sorry I'm still going to make fun of every baphomet I see for being small.

>> No.33425896

I want her to suplex me

>> No.33425906

>Bapho threatens to throw me
>I pick her up
what now?

>> No.33425928

I love nuns.

>> No.33425937
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I love my rata wife.

actual confession
I still haven't come up with a name for my waifu, I'm awful at naming shit.

>> No.33425946

I call the oldest one!

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>> No.33425984
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My favorite fantasy is cuckquean pharaoh and dominate apophis
Name her Hazel

>> No.33425986

Don't forget the leglock. Her leglock game is superb. 0% chance of escape. You're finishing inside her.

As you wish. Just don't come crying to me when you end up wedgied to a lamppost in the Sabbath HQ courtyard with a half-dozen imps all fighting each other over you for your dick

She places her pawsies on your shoulders and slams you to the ground in one swift motion. Then you get tossed in Sabbath "jail" to "think" about your crimes. In other words, you shoved into a small, damp, basement room where a loli mouse has her way with you while your hands are tied.

>> No.33425996

>sometimes, the scales pull so hard, it rips the skin

>> No.33425997

>Name her Hazel
Damn it, why didn't I think of that, it's so obvious.

>> No.33426011

You can't just name another anon's waifu. Because then she becomes your waifu and not his.

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>> No.33426027

Very true, gonna let another man name your wife?

>> No.33426070

I don’t know if you’re serious or if you’re being sarcastic
>tfw I accidentally stope ratafag’s waifu
Time to commission rata art now i guess

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Oh ya? Well I did 3 pushups and 3 squats for every fetch quest I did on the way to level 99!

>> No.33426117

I can't tell if anyone is serious or sarcastic anymore

>> No.33426157

Nice. More Shoggoth always good.

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The cheshires have won

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>> No.33426175

Cheshires have plunged the world into a cursed era of post-sincerity.

>> No.33426180

Jesus Christ.

>> No.33426181

After DOTR, we will learn that 4chan actually had a connection to wonderland, specifically to a room full of cheshires who just shitpost 24/7

>> No.33426204

Anon, you know how goats can kick? Imagine that with strength that could throw a true form dragon.

>> No.33426221

Wurm is the type of monster that thinks there is such things as the colors "dark black" and "light white".

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>how to deal with human girls

>> No.33426250

what monster would real stupid men, I mean they are just idiot savants or have an iq below 80

>> No.33426265

ya mean towards her

>> No.33426294

My dick would explode if a hellhound character was in MGE RPG

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>> No.33426298

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to wave at the White Horn guards as they patrol the forest.
Just because they're bigger, stronger, and more fearsome than their civilian cousins doesn't mean they're any less fashionable

>> No.33426301

Wight because I'm retarded and I like wights.

>> No.33426417

Nice, you may not get one-shotted by her then.

>> No.33426445

I don't trust human girls turned monster girls. There's a chance they could've been a sloot before they monsterized and thus, not a virgin. I'll stick to monster girls that were born monster girls.

>> No.33426458

can't argue with that I suppose

>> No.33426515

Bunyips not being real makes me sad

>> No.33426530

why is that anon

>> No.33426534

What's that big dumb evil purple snake over there gonna do to us anyways? Conquer the kingdom, enslave your Pharaoh wife, corrupt the Anubi protecting men from disruptive violators on the streets, and finally make you suck on her dark-purple milky titties while she dines and laughs evilly with foreign investors from Rapeville, Hellhoundia and ChinkCommie Town, Land of the Four Fiends, at the royal slave-trade marketplace counsel? Haha haha, fat chance

>> No.33426566

haha yeah she's just a snake she loses to cold temps as if she could do something like that

>> No.33426599

I'll wave at the White Horn guard to distract her, then she'll bump into a pine tree and get snow all over herself

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Because he wants a full body hug from a big fluffy autistic snake?

>> No.33426681

>Movies that monsters would make
>"Killer Cunnies from Space"
>Sabbath loli branch from beyond the stars comes to MGE Land and snatches little boys from dark mages' closets

>> No.33426703

I'm drinking a shamrock shake and its not even March yet

>> No.33426715
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The weresheep mafia have captured my jinko childhood friend after she tried to stand up to their extortion of jubjub feathers for pillows and they captured her and now she’s sleeping with the sheep. How do I save her from their clutches without being put to bed as well?

>> No.33426719

>I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

>> No.33426723

>finally back into the habit of lifting weights
>tfw no oni to casually step in and use my work sets' weight as a warmup

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>> No.33426769

For your crimes, I sentence you to 20 years in the waifu pit, where your waifu(s) can do whatever she wants to you

>> No.33426798

this >>33426635

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>> No.33426822

good nite, I will dream of having my beeg hellhound wife

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Fixed it for you.

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>Rata snooze~

>> No.33427063

I’m strangely intrigued by Synths as a species of monster girl, and I’m not talking about the Fallout kind.

>> No.33427123

What kind?

>> No.33427128

>even children's picture books reference sex so significantly

>> No.33427154

Imagine protogen furries, but not retarded. Just slap an automaton head onto one and you essentially have a robotic Salamander or Lizardman

>> No.33427221

It could work. Automaton heads is a must.

>> No.33427228

my dream monster girl game is an open-world action rpg in the same fashion as breath of the wild, and it has cinematic sex scenes and interactive rape-escape features

>> No.33427288

I know it's weird, but I usually like my MG games to have the combat of
>Player is trying to defeat the MG somehow, without sex
>Monsters are doing their damndest to get into MCs pants, using a combination of physical and sexual attacks, which MC would try to escape
Idunno, I guess the whole "sex battes" never appealed to me too much

>> No.33427333

My hockey team is poopoo this year and its making me really fucking sad. I wish i could cuddle my wives to soothe the pain.

>> No.33427395

>Says a maid doesn't deserve a real bedroom
How do you deal with a maid that has low self esteem?

>> No.33427415

Teach her she's valuable by having her bear your children.

>> No.33427433

Winning a sex battle against a Succ or Succ-corrupted monster seems futile.

>> No.33427464

I can think of at least one game like that.
Then there are those zell games where it comes close but after you beat the monster girls you fuck them anyway, so the fighting is more just to determine who's in control.

>> No.33427492

Tell her what a good job she's doing every chance you get while making subtle remarks about how you want her to be herself. Like with this example, telling the Ushi maid what a great job she's doing cleaning and how gently she treats you while mentioning that you wish she could be upstairs more often to talk to and watch work and how you think her pretty hair will be much prettier if she slept on a proper bed upstairs.

>> No.33427522

Clearly she just wanted a place to hide her homemade mastah dakis.

>> No.33427527
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>Anon lifting weights
>Hitting maxes with ease
>Feeling confident, strong and a bit narcissistic
>Jumps on monster girl rack due to not enough weights on the human one
>Oni coming into the gym late notices some weak human is using her rack
>He’s only got 3 45’s on each side
>She’s hoping this is a light warmup for him or he’s doing pyramids otherwise she’s gonna burst out laughing
>But she’s got a workout and she can laugh later
>”Hey buddy I think you got the wrong rack, the boy’s weights are down there”
>Anon finishes his it and looks the oni dead in the eyes
>Fuck you
>Oni insulted by a weak human disobeying her explodes
>”Ah fuck you, alpman. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the mats”
>Anon insulted by being called an alp accepts her challenge only regretting it when he’s face to face- well boobs
>”Why don’t you strip out of the alp outfit and I’ll strip out of this and we’ll settle this in the ring”
>Anon doesn’t want to have his favorite workout clothes ripped so he does strip down to just his compression shorts
>Oni does the same only after watching anon strip first
>Tanuki owner is grabbing her camera and begins recording
>She can practically hear the money rolling it
>Wait no that’s just a creeping coin
>Anon is getting tossed around trying his hardest to just get her old balance
>Anon goes for his last ditch effort to take her down wrapping around her waist and attempt to to just push her over
>Oni plans on hooking anon’s legs with hers and “accidentally” falling on top of him but she slips on a puddle of anon’s sweat and tears falling onto her ass
>Sound of thick muscular oni ass hitting the ground shakes the whole gym catching anyone who isn’t paying attention now
>Anon wastes no time using this opportunity and pushes her down pinning her
>Whispers can be heard and slight laughing
>anon can see her go an even harder shade of red before she gets up and drags him to the locker room
>Anon still smug about winning is laughing about showing her who’s the boss of the gym while his pelvis is ground into dust

>> No.33427556

Gotta teach the young kikis early.

>> No.33427602

>that size difference
>I'd be face level with her gigantic tits

>> No.33427630

>Creeping Coin at the gym
I guess they need exercise too huh

>> No.33427643

>First day on the job
>Ushi maid sees master for the first time
>INSTANTLY knows she needs to make some dakis of him
>Uhh yeah maids uhh dont belong on the same floor as their master or something
>Drooling while trying to memorize the contour of his jawline

>> No.33427645

Moneys got to move

>> No.33427692

I cant stop thinking about how she would react to me being in her webs. I wonder if she would pretend im just another daki and use my dick as a dildo.

>> No.33427748

what if you're so wrapped up she doesn't notice
>wow this new pillow i made sure is warm
>haha this is getting me excited
>i'm so excited that i'm gasping for air
>i'm glad that i got those creepshots of master so i could replicate his penis curvature properly
>pulls out a protractor
>yep 62.5 degrees right on the money

>> No.33427784

Next thing you're going to tell me is that Creeping Coin workout classes are exclusively taught by degenerate Danukis that can't even workout without being surrounded by cash

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>> No.33427811

>Creeping Coin workout classes are exclusively taught by degenerate Danukis that can't even workout without being surrounded by cash
Of course not, most are taught by dragons or the occasional griffon

>> No.33427839

What did you think people meant when they say strong currency?

>> No.33427896

>Creeping Coins excited to start their aerobics class
>Ms. Dragon comes in
>It's Mrs. Dragon now
>She found a husband, she carried him to class with her over her shoulder
>Takes breaks every couple minutes to have hubby wipe her sweat

>> No.33427937

They always say it's better to have your money work for you than you work for your money. Now, with the rise of Creeping Coin fitness programs, that's a reality. My Creeping Coin wife just dug a whole koi pond for us in the backyard with nothing but a shovel and some elbow grease. Based mamono gym programs.

>> No.33427982

That would be good to. Especially if she only notices when a cum deep inside her.

>> No.33428015

>confused ushi oni looking at her silk spinner in the mirror trying to figure out how she managed to make a daki that creampied her
>looks over and sees that her "pillow" has gasping hot breath coming out from underneath the webs
>goes back for seconds

>> No.33428071

Ushi maid will be premoted to ushi maid wife and soon ushi mother. House is going to be covered in webs though.

>> No.33428102

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Takes the husband of a dragon out drinking without letting the dragon know he will be away for a bit

>> No.33428129

A bunch of angry dragons walk into a bar...

>> No.33428164

Do horse girls exist in MGE? Not centaurs, but those types of girls that are really obsessed with horses? Would they wish they could be centuars instead of whatever species they are currently?

>> No.33428190

Screw horses girls.
White. Monsters. Oddly. Liking. Dogs.

>> No.33428217

Is this how I get a dragon gf?

>> No.33428221

One of the side materials mentions how Dark Knights ride horses.

>> No.33428229

If a girl flirted with me, I'd find it extremely hard to believe it's not just an elaborate prank.

>> No.33428271

Only if they bring along one of their single friends, if not you're going to have to run as fast as you can from a bunch of dragons in a building full of incredibly flammable liquid

>> No.33428282

It's fine, I'm ready to die.

>> No.33428301

>on a mission to get a cute dragon gf or I'm gonna die trying
but what if all they have is a lonely wyvern with small wings

>> No.33428305

Kobolds? They act like dogs and they look like white girls.
In fact most monsters look like white girls. We need more black monsters like dark elves and houri. I wish the asian monsters looked even more asian. Raiju and kejourou would look 100 x better with asian eyes as someone with a serious case of yellow fever.

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Is she nice and will I meet her before dying?

>> No.33428360

well I assume the only way you die here is if you say no

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Trivia: Did you know that in Spanish, fox means slut and lizard means prostitute?

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I agree I want a brown holst so I can I have chocolate milk

>> No.33428380

That doesn't sound very nice...

>> No.33428401

Thunderbirds are not american, they're canadian like their cousin, the wendigo. Just want to point that out.

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I still would.

>> No.33428437

Thats called a Minotaur.

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