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33427379 No.33427379 [Reply] [Original]

What exactly is Yuuka's mental disorder?

>> No.33427598

Sadism?

inb4 that's not a mental disorder

>> No.33427649
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33427649

She's lonely, and her mischievous and sadist tendencies push people away, which only makes things worse.

Also she's old and old hags are always touchy.

>> No.33427908

>>33427379
She's a woman.
You're not supposed to understand her, let a lone a sadist.

>> No.33428075

>>33427598
It’s under the broader umbrella of antisocial

>> No.33433184

>>33427598
That's not a mental disorder.

>> No.33433383

>>33427908
>She's a woman
I see. Sounds terrible

>> No.33434259

>>33433383
A most awful ailment.

>> No.33436554

Why are you guys so mean?

>> No.33436575

>>33436554
I’m not though?

>> No.33436621
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>>33427379
Psychopathy
Sociopathy
Schizoid Personality Disorder
Intermittent Explosive Disorder

>> No.33436675

>>33427379
her fans

>> No.33436696

>>33436675
What’s wrong with her fans? How are they different from fans of every other 2hu?

>> No.33437134

>>33427379
eat me mistress

>> No.33443152
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>>33436621
A good dicking will fix that.

>> No.33443284
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>>33427379
Oldhagitis, it's terminal unfortunately.

>> No.33443294

>>33443284
Yuuka!
You can't bake ICE!

>> No.33443362

>>33443294
How else are you supposed to make ice-scream? I#d like to see you find a better way

>> No.33443409
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33443409

>>33436696

>> No.33445684

>>33443284
Don't make fun of touhous just because they're old hags. They can't help that!

Yuuka will be 17 forever!

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>> No.33446560
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33446560

>>33427379
Too horny.

>> No.33446633

>>33446560
She needs more yard hands, and feels the only ones fit for the job are ones she made herself

>> No.33453004
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Yuuka in denial.

>> No.33454609

>>33436696
They're a horrible combination of pc98 hipsters, powerlevel faggots, and femdom erp trannies.

>> No.33454667

>>33454609
I hate femdom, erp, and trannies and Yuuka is my favorite by far.
I never see any powerlevel faggotry at all in these threads though
Also PC98 deserves more love

>> No.33454672 [DELETED] 

I just like flowers and women that are not useless you reductive niggers, please go kill yourself after dilating that wound

>> No.33454776

>>33454672
>I just like flowers and women that are not useless
You sound gay and yuka is the definition of useless, she hasn't done anything during the time that matter (the windows era)

>> No.33454829

>>33443409
where's the lie

>> No.33454853
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Oh no! Yuuka was going to surprise you, but this outfit doesn't fit as well as it should! Yuuka has been a sleepy youkai too much! What should she do?

>> No.33454925
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>>33427379
Yuuka is just a lolicon. She stalked Lolice before she became a hag and now she enjoys all the fairies living in the flower fields.

>> No.33457317
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>>33454609
>powerlevel faggots
Ok I do have one kinda sorta question related to power level fagging (it'll be in spoilers lol)
just how "useless" is her flower manipulation anyway? everyone loves to say all Yuuka needs is her raw power gains but I clearly remember her PoFV ending showing she could do some damage with that ability if she wanted
Now back to your regularly scheduled Yuuka thread.

>> No.33457402

>>33457317
Let me put this in super simple terms

When dinosaurs ruled the world, there were no flowers

Flowers appeared in the cretaceous period

Dinosaurs died at the end of the cretaceous period

Do the math

>> No.33458287

>>33457402
>Yuuka killed the T-Rexes

>> No.33458360

>>33458287
Anyone can kill shitty birds.

>> No.33458475

>>33458287
She's old enough to have done so

>> No.33458736

>>33457317
I always imagined her flower manipulation powers being like Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho

>> No.33459162

>>33454853
She should get to breastfeedin' me ASAP

>> No.33459315

>>33457317
I don’t see it as being her real ability, just some bonus thing that comes with it. She probably has some very broad superpower to manipulate nature itself. I mean look at the master spark - she’s not using magic she just wills a giant fucking lightning bolt into existence. My headcanon is that she’s a youkai which represents humanity’s collective fear and reverence for mother nature. And she ended up in gensokyo because ever since the industrial revolution humanity has stopped caring as much about nature.
I don’t really like the fairy theory because if it was possible for fairies to really power up like that, we should be seeing way more of them get strong. Or it should at least be regarded as a thing that happens.

>> No.33459375

>>33459315
Also worth mentioning that fairies weren’t really a thing back in the PC98 era

>> No.33459718
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33459718

>>33459315
Go on, Anon
Show her how much you love nature

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>>33459718
Truly she is man's primordial ideal

>> No.33460681

>>33458287
Now I want art of Yuuka fighting dinosaurs

>> No.33461087

>>33459718
I won't last long.

>> No.33461388
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>>33459315
Yuuka is probably some Great Old One or an Outer God representing nature, like Shub-Niggurath or Yidhra.

>> No.33461429
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>>33461388
I've been saying that LLS is lovecraftian

>> No.33462492
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>>33445684
Young, fertile, and blossoming - adjectives that all describe Yuukarin!

>> No.33462917
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>>33427379

>> No.33463000

last night I dreamt she was giving me CEI

>> No.33464417
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>>33462492
I want to sow my seed in Yuuka's fertile fields

>> No.33467959

>>33427598
Yuuka's not a sadist, she's just misunderstood.

>> No.33468131
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>>33467959
Misunderstood by everyone except me

>> No.33468248

>>33467959
It’s funny to me because she’s misunderstood in game by people who think she’s way more violent than she is and blame her for incidents she didn’t cause and she’s misunderstood irl by being who think she’s a sadist. Partly her fault because she’s “uncharismatic” and says things just to mess with people, but still stupid
Even the wiki says she started the events of LLS which just isn’t true at all if you look at the game’s prologue and story

>> No.33470304
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Love this socially inept gardener.

>> No.33471006

>>33460681
You know that there's a whole doujinshi series where she fights Byakuren right

>> No.33471244

>>33470304
Wow, she' really wide. The woman could give birth to a watermelon.

>> No.33471325
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33471325

>>33457402
>>33458736
>>33459315
>powerlevel faggots
like a clock works

>> No.33471415
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33471415

>>33471325
At least it's on-topic, unlike you.

>> No.33471418

>>33457317
Just look at it like En from Dorohedoro. He has a simple of power of turning anything into mushrooms. Sounds lame and and not very intimidating compared to the flashy stuff like stopping time. It's only scary when you realize that this has no limits and can turn anything into mushrooms. The guy turns people into mushrooms and uses it as food later. He commits a mass killing spree by turning an entire city to mushrooms. Now imagine that with flowers.

>> No.33472053

>>33471418
En was a fully fleshed out character and we saw the full extent of his abilities, unlike people fanwanking over Yuka because of some throwaway lines from pc98. En spent like half of Dorohedoro dead and he is still infinitely more complex than Yuka.

>> No.33472980

>>33472053
>unlike people fanwanking over Yuka because of some throwaway lines
This is true to almost every Touhou character

>> No.33473008

>>33472053
>unlike people fanwanking over Yuka because of some throwaway lines
This is literally the basis for the entire Touhou doujin community

>> No.33473672

>>33471325
Those aren't even powerlevel posts though?

>> No.33473782
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>>33471325
>moewaifulover
haha! i just poast pikture and share piktures with /a/nons! xddddd

>> No.33474137
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33474137

Is Yuuka gaining weight

>> No.33474181
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>>33474137
She's losing her figure and she knows it

>> No.33474323
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>>33474181
>>33474137
All she does is sleep and eat

>> No.33474395

>>33474323
I want to fatten her up even more by cooking for her daily

>> No.33474719
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>>33474137
>>33474181
>>33474323
>>33474395
Don't underestimate her. She's still the most powerful youkai out there! Insults won't be tolerated!

>> No.33474795

>>33474719
Holy shit look at that FATTY

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>>33474137
>>33474181
>>33474719
motherfucker

>> No.33475420

>>33473782
Yeah this is a touhou image dump on /jp/ what of it

>> No.33475812

>>33474719
Man that’s just sad

>> No.33476228
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>>33474719
She thought that she could put on weight without it being noticeable cause she's like 7ft tall, but there's a limit to everything!

>> No.33476373

>>33475812
That's not sad, you're sad!

>> No.33476399

>>33476373
She used to be so in shape, what happened?

>> No.33476440

>>33476399
Old youkai sleep more and become lazier. It'd probably be even worse when Yuuka finally gets a husband, someone to pamper and spoil her.

What an uncharismatic youkai, best to avoid her. Her friendship with humans is the worst anyways.

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>>33476399
Her best friend went AWOL, her maid ran away to a forest, no one invites her to incidents or even bothers to stop by her home to say hi anymore. Her only outings and means of interaction are going to the village for basic supplies and to the odd festival or attraction.
Most of the time she just stays at home watering her plants, reading books, masturbating and sleeping. She was bound to end up putting on some weight.

>> No.33476525

>>33476440
Not to mention natural weight gain from her many pregnancies as well
She’s going to end up as one of those white trash breeding machine mamas

>> No.33476636

>>33476523
This post being deleted is proof Yuuka goes after people who try and tease her for her weight. You get what you deserve!

>> No.33481440
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33481440

Yuuka is a maid again

>> No.33484228

>>33481440
Yuuka wouldn't make for a very good maid.

>> No.33484501

>>33484228
Why not?

>> No.33487570

>>33474719
What is this seemingly perfect bodytype called?

>> No.33489424

>>33484501
She would beat up her boss.

>> No.33493442

>>33489424
Only if he was a shitty boss

>> No.33494465
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>>33443152
That will be a little complicated.

>> No.33499204

>>33487570
Chubby? And you think THAT'S perfect?

>> No.33499753
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>> No.33500581

>>33499753
Aaah?

>> No.33503933

>>33499204
If that isn't perfect then what is?

>> No.33504305
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33504305

>>33503933
A physically fit and healthy Yuuka, you abhorrent subhuman

>> No.33505293

Thinking about cheating on Yuuka
Want somebody younger, cuter, and sweeter
Who do you recommend?

>> No.33505662
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>>33505293
Gappy
She's a cute 17

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33505672

>>33505293
Yuuka when she was younger

>> No.33505858
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33505858

Or you can just give Yuuka little Yuukas and have them running around.

>> No.33506350

>>33505858
I think we should homeschool them instead, they are clearly not ready to leave their mama

>> No.33506419
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33506419

Not gonna lie I would molest teenage Yuuka

>> No.33506913

>>33506419
It's Yuuka who we're talking about here. If there'd be any molesting, she'd be the one to do it.

>> No.33506934

>>33506419
Which one is teenage Yuuka?

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>>33506419
Is there an OL ponytailed Yuuka?

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>>33515175

>> No.33515656

>>33506419
>I would molest teenage Yuuka
Too old. Toddler Yuuka is enough for me.

>> No.33516056

>>33471006
owned

>> No.33521298
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[ERROR]

>> No.33521357

>>33515509
Psh, hipster glasses.

>> No.33521521

>>33521357
She is a hipster so it fits

>> No.33521778
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[ERROR]

>> No.33524453
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[ERROR]

???

>> No.33527556

>>33524453
Yuuka is too old for a dress with that many frills.

>> No.33527610

I want her to beat me up and step on me

>> No.33530098
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>> No.33530160
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Blushing

>> No.33535316

>>33524453
Every minute of every hour
I crave the sunflower

>> No.33535842 [DELETED] 

>>33524453
smells like flowers

>> No.33536402

>>33530160
I really like fusu's drawings.

>> No.33536441

Imagine summoning yuuka as your servant

>> No.33536469 [DELETED] 

>>33536441
do you wish for the annihilation of the human race?

>> No.33536482

>>33536469
Duhh

>> No.33536524 [DELETED] 

>>33536482
why

>> No.33536934
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>>33536524
People are assholes. I genuinely cannot look at them as being anything other than scum at this point. It's insulting that I too have to live as one, cursed with so much of the same vile tendencies. I try my best to rise above it, and I fail often, but it feels like so many people don't even try at all. They don't even have any shame. There is good that humans are capable of, but the pain people cause on a daily basis to others is far more. To save the souls of all children who will born into lives of misery, and to punish those who have made life miserable for others - a massive asteroid to the face is all we deserve.

>> No.33537014 [DELETED] 
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33537014

>>33536934
Miracles aren’t free, you know. If you wish for something bad to happen, a whole lot of good stuff’s gonna happen too. It balances out like that

>> No.33537029

>>33537014
Well, you're welcome I guess

>> No.33537201

>>33536934
Some people deserve a bullet through their skulls. Someone has to do it.

>> No.33537350 [DELETED] 

>>33537201
What kind of people?

>> No.33541246
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Yuuka..

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>>33536934
I salute you.

>>33537014
That's why new civilizations are usually born from the ashes of an old, decadent one. It's a cycle, no matter how you spin it.

>>33537201
Absolutely.

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>>33543626

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Yuuka's Yuukas

>> No.33548199

>>33547984
Yuuka's eyes are beautiful and intoxicating and I could get lost in them for years

>> No.33548377 [DELETED] 

>>33543626
Overall, I think people tend to reveal their true selves when they step into an avatar.

>> No.33555770
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>> No.33556239

>>33555770
Mommy

>> No.33558120

>>33556239
You should make her one
Quickly now

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>> No.33559227
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I love old ladies. While I am generally guarded when talking, I always end up spilling my guts when I'm around them. I had a long conversation with one today while volunteering. They're warm, patient, perceptive, polite, and underneath their unassuming appearance they tend to carry a lot of sensible wisdom as well. Old ladies are God's gift to earth. Make me want to push myself to be a better person.

>> No.33559321

>>33559227
This post was written by hag hands.

>> No.33560787

>>33559321
Beautiful, pale, soft, delicate and slightly wrinkled hag hands

>> No.33569497

>>33445935
Imagine being greeted by Yuuka after waking up from your nap.

>> No.33569607

>>33454609
I miss the mature yuuka phase. It was nice compared to some of the shit I've seen. There were a few drawfags as well.

>> No.33569660

>>33569607
When was this phase?

>> No.33569671

>>33569660
17-18

>> No.33569675

>>33569671
So, last year?

>> No.33569687

>>33569675
>2021
>2017-2018
>last year

>> No.33569710

>>33569687
I thought you meant between touhou 17 and 18 somehow
Also who are you quoting and whatever

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33569949

>>33569710
>Also who are you quoting and whatever
sorry for the autism.

>> No.33570049

>>33569949
17-18 =/= 2017-2018

>> No.33570061

>>33570049
Alright.
I'll be more specific it next time.

>> No.33570817

>>33569607
I don't remember a big uptick in that, she's always been one of the old ladies.

>> No.33571117

If you ended up catching Yuuka's interest, what would you need to do to lose it? Keep in mind the goal should be to still survive, so saying something like "destroy a flower" would be a dumb idea. Something that'll get you safely away from the old hag.

>> No.33571128

>>33571117
Show her my small penis.

>> No.33571525

>>33571128
She would laugh, and you have failed to get her away from you.

>> No.33571556

>>33571128
It would have to be really tiny to get a reaction other than >>33571525 from her.

>> No.33571630

>>33571556
What happens if it's really tiny?

>> No.33571673

>>33571630
She'll think you're a girl and treat you as her new fairy meido.

>> No.33571675

>>33571117
you can't
once Yuuka decides you're one of her rightful possessions, there's no getting away

>> No.33571762

>>33571117
I learned that the best way to deal with an obsessive and clingy woman is to shower her with affection until she starts to get bored.

>> No.33572584

>>33571762
That backfires because Yuuka is a lonely hag who hasn't had a friend in decades. She won't be tiring of your affection. In fact she'll probably assume that you shower her with affection because you're a naturally submissive pet.

>> No.33572625

>>33572584
Nah I just am very horny and would like having sex with her all day, that is all

>> No.33572736

>>33569675
cirno tier math

>> No.33572749

>>33569710
>I thought you meant between touhou 17 and 18 somehow
I reading this again, it looks like I'm the idiot. Sorry.

>> No.33572765

>>33572749
Pretty sure I'm the baka here

>> No.33572788

>>33572749
>>33572765
Now kiss

>> No.33572792

>>33572765
No, it's my fault for speedreading.
>>33572788
No.

>> No.33572912 [DELETED] 

>>33571117
give her your soul

>> No.33573436
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>> No.33573477

>>33573436
What's the story here?

>> No.33573484 [DELETED] 

>>33573436
tetas.....

>> No.33573636
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>>33573484
Oversized and hilarious

>> No.33573894

>>33573477
She put on what you asked. I think.

>> No.33573912

>>33573894
That's sweet of her. Looks uncomfortable though, she must not have been able to find any in her size.

>> No.33574689

>>33573484
Yuuka tetona.

>> No.33577018
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>>33573484
BIG Yuukas

>> No.33577056
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>>33515175
Halfway there

>> No.33577108
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>>33515509
Imagine a megane OL ponytail long hair Yuuka

>> No.33577179

>>33577056
This is "labcoat scientist Yuuka" though.

>> No.33577207

The one we all fear is 197855

>> No.33577292
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>>33577207

>> No.33577618

>>33577292
Oh god oh fuck that poor little boy is doomed.

>> No.33577733

>>33577292
I like where this is going

>> No.33577801

>>33577292
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

>> No.33578518

>>33577801
Someone call the Scarlet Police on Ghetto Patrol to deal with this

>> No.33580232 [DELETED] 

>>33577108
please

>> No.33581021

>>33577292
IMAGINE

>> No.33584033
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>> No.33584951
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>>33584033

>> No.33586557 [DELETED] 

yuuka is a good girl
she's a misunderstood heroine

>> No.33586803
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33586803

Foot massage

>> No.33588174

>>33586803
What a whole lot of effort for the least erotic body part

>> No.33592383

Lewd MILF who fucks little little boys.

>> No.33600371
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smol Yuuka

>> No.33600558
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33600558

>>33600371

>> No.33600667
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>>33600558

>> No.33600856

>>33600667
Princess

>> No.33603829
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>>33600371
BIG YUUKA

>> No.33607942
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33607942

>>33454853
>>33474137
>>33474181
>>33474719
Yuuka is a socially inept old lady who isn't the youkai she used to be! Opinion on this?

>> No.33608258

This is her year, I can feel it.

>> No.33609034

>>33603829
3dshit please fuck off

>> No.33609053

>>33607942
I think we should teach her how to use the internet

>> No.33610110

dumb old hag

>> No.33610150

>>33609053
Yuuka would be the kind of person who would make vicious and mean posts using an anonymous account.

>> No.33610740

>>33609034
A THIRD DIMENSION?! AAAAAHHHHHHH HELP ME I'M GOING INSANE!

>> No.33611463

>>33610740
Fucking kuso post holy shit

>> No.33613137

>>33610150
Damn, she’s just like me

>> No.33614452

>>33610740
>>33611463
kek

>> No.33616733
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33616733

Elf yuuka wife

>> No.33621675

>>33607942
I love her black lingerie, it looks pretty good on her

>> No.33623674

>>33621675
She’s too chubby to make it work

>> No.33625205

>>33623674
Her soft body is what compliments the lingerie!

>> No.33625458
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33625458

>>33616733
do not defile Yuuka with disgusting elf filth

>> No.33625462

>>33625205
Thats putting it nicely
You can see her muffin top spilling out over the panties

>> No.33625558
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>>33625462
Just because she's gained a little weight doesn't mean anything! She still looks good in black!

If you could tell her anything, what would you say to cute Yuuka?

>> No.33625567

>>33625558
I would tell her to eat a salad

>> No.33625647

>>33625567
That's an incredibly dangerous (and rude!) thing to tell a youkai!

>> No.33625660

>>33625647
it's not Yuuka so there's no risk
the real Yuuka is fit and healthy

>> No.33625899
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>> No.33625911

>>33625647
Not to mention eating a salad is cannibalism for her

>> No.33626093
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33626093

>>33625660
Anon, I know it's tempting to repress the sight, or rationalize it in many different ways, but you need to remember, Yuuka is old, and old youkai are lazy.

That young spry youkai from your memories isn't there anymore.

>> No.33626612
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33626612

>>33625899

>> No.33627085

>>33626612
Yuuka, you should button up your shirt. That's indecent to appear like so.

>> No.33630016

>>33627085
Only for (you)

>> No.33630156

>>33588174
How the fuck are Yuuka's feet not erotic?

>> No.33630221
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>>33630156

>> No.33630419
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Elly disturbing Yuuka's sleep, on purpose

>> No.33631039

>>33630419
So that's why Elly was never seen again...

>> No.33631089
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33631089

>>33630419
She just wanted to join her in the bed!

>> No.33634142

>>33631039
I would imagine Yuuka would like Elly enough to just whack her on the head.

>> No.33635749
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33635749

>>33627085
But she wants you to see.

"Look. Do not averse your gaze."

>> No.33636438

>>33635749
Avert*

>> No.33640441

>>33635749
She's scary, I better avert my gaze and not look her in the eyes or she might think I'm challenging her!

>> No.33643527
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33643527

Lol

>> No.33643622

>>33643527
Is Yuuka secretly a sub?

>> No.33643884
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33643884

>>33640441
You asked for it. Your face goes in there now.

>> No.33645564

>>33643884
>>33643884
>>33643884
hell, yes please!!!

>> No.33645686

>>33645564
anon... no human can survive with their head in that kind of environment. The sweaty humidity will end you.

>> No.33647048

>>33643884
That's mean! Why is Yuuka being such a bully?!

>> No.33653146
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33653146

>>33647048
You've been ignoring her advances and hints for too long. Can't even read the mood, dummy.

>> No.33655762

>>33653146
A Yuuka tired of waiting is scary, as is her predatory smile. I fear for whatever sinister things she has planned for the man who captured her interest

>> No.33655783

>>33655762
she has no sinister intentions
just a desire to make sure her husband stays safe and with her forever and ever

>> No.33655945
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33655945

>>33655762
It could even be (You). She's a youkai so her actions may seem weird and scary even if she has benign intentions.

>> No.33656797

>>33655945
She’s just a girl and girls are weird

>> No.33656942

>>33645686
I was trained for it wearing masks all year, I can survive being smothered by a pair of breasts as well!

>> No.33660109

>>33655783
Imagine a life as Yuuka's husband. You wouldn't really have many friends but you'd always have Yuuka!

>> No.33660198
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>>33660109

>> No.33660352

>>33660198
Some plant joke about popping cherries.

>> No.33661867

>>33660198
Yuuka wants to manufacture additional Yuukas

>> No.33661875
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33661875

Yuuka wants you to come back to bed and stop being so loud

>> No.33662122

>>33661875
Quietly browsing the phone in the bed.

>> No.33662148

>>33662122
Yuuka doesn't like modern electronics

>> No.33662193

>>33662148
Why does she make me wear a bluetooth prostate vibrator then

>> No.33662226

>>33662148
Maybe she should stop being so old and get with the times, grandma

>> No.33662245

>>33662148
Pshh.

>> No.33663367
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>>33660109
But you'd have plenty of friends! You'd meet Elly, Genge, Muge, Wriggle, Kurumi and Medi through Yuuka and get to know all of them.

>> No.33663432

>>33663367
She literally never interacts with wriggle ever. They’re not even in the same game. I wish this would stop

>> No.33666101
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What a sloppy lady.

>> No.33670409

>>33506934
fourth one over. It's toddler, elementary schooler, middle schooler, high schooler, adult.

>> No.33670469

>>33625899
No periods, missing apostrophes... why do people do this? I get why people leave punctuation out of text messages, instant messages, and even message board or social media posts; that's not a big deal. But when you're typesetting a comic it makes the characters sound weird, and it does comes off as lazy.

>> No.33670565

>>33670469
Laziness. Bonus points for their/they're s's/s' errors.

>> No.33677050

>>33666101
Oi, stop acting like such a slob you sleepy old youkai

>> No.33677456

Fuck this thread! I came

>> No.33680853

>>33474137
Yep. Compulsive Eating Disorder

>> No.33681005

>>33474137
The wedding ring makes this image perfect

>> No.33684406
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Beach Yuuka

>> No.33687730
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>> No.33692040

>>33687730
That's a big sunflower!

>> No.33695969

>>33680853
I hope Yuuka gets the help she needs

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>> No.33696030

>>33695969
She'll visit Eirin one day.

>> No.33699606
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Yuuka (4x)

>> No.33699622

>>33699606
so many yuukas!!!!

>> No.33703824
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It's just a normal cabbage field.

>> No.33703869

>>33699606
I wonder what they're talking about...

>> No.33704386

>>33703869
dicks

>> No.33704892

>>33670565
They're aren't any errors like that in there comic their, though.

>> No.33704970

>>33704892
No. But it's common.

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>> No.33713145

>>33712980
Hello gorgeous

>> No.33713405

>>33712980
So fucking beautiful!

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>>33713145
>>33713405

>> No.33714274

>>33713830
What would a letter to Yuuka need to say for her to react like this? I mean, surely she would get so many love letters, so one would have to be really special to make her flustered like this right?

>> No.33714313
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33714313

>>33714274
It's from (You).

>> No.33716170

>>33714313
She's easily impressed

>> No.33721549

>>33716170
She's baka like that.

>> No.33721664

>>33721549
You have to admit, that makes her cute!

>> No.33725747
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>> No.33732186

>>33725747
That Bulbasaur doesn't know the danger it is in. Run away Bulbasaur!

>> No.33732361

>>33732186
Every single Yuuka pic gets a reply like this and I am so sick of it
What has she even done in canon to deserve it

>> No.33732451

>>33732361
It's all dialogue mainly

I'd hate it too, but the arts and doujinshi the trend still inspires is pretty good so eh. My flower goddess is either cute and motherly or basically the Touhou equivalent of X-Men's The Juggernaut and I like her either way (the best are the stuff that combine both interpretations).

>> No.33732569
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>>33732361
>What has she even done in canon to deserve it
Are you for real? Also read her PMiSS article, that's pretty much how everyone views in in-canon

>> No.33732605

>>33732569
Lol. She literally does nothing bad in MS. If she’s guilty of genocide so is Marisa who’s in the same game and gets into the exact same fights.
Also her pmiss shows her being polite to people in the human village and paints more as someone you just dont want to provoke rather than someone who goes on mindless acts of rampage and sadism

>> No.33732619

>>33732569
>believing Akyuu’s lies

>> No.33732697

>>33732605
>Also her pmiss shows her being polite to people in the human village and paints more as someone you just dont want to provoke rather than someone who goes on mindless acts of rampage and sadism
That's true but that's not the point of the pmiss article. The article showcases how, while they acknowledge how polite she is, humans are terrified of her and constantly worry that she will go on a seemingly random act of violence. She's viewed as one of the most dangerous and unpredictable youkai by the humans, which is why she has a human friendship level of "Worst"

>> No.33732834

>>33732697
She has a bad reputation that’s completely unjustified. Mostly because she’s a loner and people always assume lonely people are creepy especially when said lonely people are also very powerful. The only people she punishes are people who disturb her and even that’s just a rumor. The three eyewitness reports she has directly contradict all of Akyuu’s bullshit anyways, find someone also to project your shitty fetish onto

>> No.33732878
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>>33732834
>Ask what she's done in canon to get her reputation
>Provide in-canon explanations and evidence
>Y-You're just projecting!

>> No.33732896

>>33732878
Who the hell are you quoting
And you didn’t cite a single thing, just your own bullshit interpretation of what that article was
For the love of god go back to where you came from

>> No.33733218
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>>33732896
>And you didn’t cite a single thing, just your own bullshit interpretation of what that article was
You're literally being faced with the canon information we have on Yuuka and going
>N-No it's all rumours I-It's not true!
The only one who's projecting is you
Yes, Yuuka has a reputation amongst human villagers that portrays her as creepy, dangerous, and unpredictable. Is it unjustified? Not entirely. She is creepy: "and [she] loves rubbing people the wrong way.", she is dangerous: "and if anyone disturbs her, be they youkai or human, she eliminates them with tremendous power no matter what.", and the humans are scared of her attacking them: "I saw her at the Garden of the Sun. "Her smile was terrifying, so I immediately ran away.". However, she is also very dormant: "It is said that recently this youkai hasn't moved from the hill of flowers much.", she is polite: "She came to the village to shop. She gives proper greetings, and she didn't seem like she's that strong, but...", and she is only interested in fighting strong opponents: "This class of youkai is not interested in the average human, and only pays attention to equally strong youkai or humans with special abilities.".

Yuuka can be viewed differently depending on the lens the person chooses to view her through. She can be a sadistic maniac who loves to joke about genocide, she can be a kind lady who wouldn't hurt anyone, she can be a quiet hermit who just wants to live quietly and enjoy life, she can be a woman who loves nothing more than a good fight, or she could be a combination of all of these things. These are all valid ways to view Yuuka, just because you personally don't like them doesn't mean they're incorrect. Nobody knows Yuuka well enough to have a solid grasp on her character, as is the same with the majority of 2hu characters, and I can say with reasonable certainty that you are not the arbiter of Yuuka's character

>> No.33733337

>>33733218
Yet again, who are you quoting
Also just letting you know I’m not reading all that shit

>> No.33733622
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But doesn't Eiki say Yuuka doesn't scare humans as much as a youkai should? She's certainly a better source than Akyuu.

>> No.33734345
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idk what you guys are talking about
I spend all day with Yuuka and she's perfectly normal!

>> No.33734417
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33734417

>>33734345
nah she's crazy

>> No.33734707

>>33733622
Eiki doesn't know the danger she is in. Run away Eiki!

>> No.33737833
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33737833

Yuuka will do it! Yuuka will lose weight for her husband!

>> No.33738214

>>33737833
I don't want her to lose weight...

>> No.33738571
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33738571

>>33738214
Reconsider, no one needs an overweight youkai. They have no charisma.

>> No.33738623

>>33738571
Who needs charisma when you have Yuuka.

>> No.33738630

>>33733337
>Yet again, who are you quoting
literally quoted you in one part, the rest is just abuse of the green summing up what you said
>Also just letting you know I’m not reading all that shit
-present you with stuff from canon
"NUH UH NEENER NEENER"

>> No.33738747

>>33738630
Do you have a wojak to post as well?

>> No.33746435
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33746435

Yuuka-loli

>> No.33750244

>>33746435
Moe

>> No.33750290

>>33746435
I want to create more of these with big Yuuka

>> No.33750354

>>33746435
Even small she's scary!

>> No.33752793

>>33738214
this, she's still Yuuka, no matter her weight

>> No.33752924

>>33746435
built for cuddles

>> No.33754672
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The Yuuka Effect: No matter the occasion, Yuuka is scary. Her smile is scary, her hugs are scary, her speech pattern is scary, her gaze is scary, her touch is scary, her hair is scarily green, her outfit is scary, her scent is scary, her attention is scary. Her sleeping face is scary.

>> No.33754730

>>33754672
I am scared just reading this post

>> No.33755340

>>33754672
Even thinking about her is scary. Yuuka. Ahhh!

>> No.33755405

>>33754672
Imagine humping Yuuka when she's asleep.

>> No.33756174

>>33754672
Why doesn't Elly feel the fear?

>> No.33756186

>>33756174
That's her secret, she's always in fear.

>> No.33758936

>>33754672
Yuuka's boobs are obscene

>> No.33760500
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33760500

Who would win?

>> No.33761348

>>33760500
She already won
https://youtu.be/_f2QzxYyICQ

>> No.33761440

>>33760500
The fans.

>> No.33761526

>>33734345
>>33734417
do any of you have the translated version without the trojan?

>> No.33761613
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>> No.33761781

>>33761526
https://wiki.eragames.rip/zips/eratohoTW-eng-dev.zip

>> No.33761937

>>33761781
nope still triggers my AV

>> No.33762119

>>33761937
It’s safe

>> No.33762687
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33762687

Yuuka is visiting the Moriya shrine! What could she possibly...

>> No.33762701

>>33762119
theres been multiple reports so i dont trust you
and the older version didnt have this problem

>> No.33762708

>>33761526
Nope, sorry, we added a miner to every era executable to fund the translations for the games. Accept the new terms or fuck off.

>> No.33763262

>>33762708
Do powertripping JOPs really?

>> No.33763294

>>33762119
>screen fills with popups
>dont worry dude its safe

>> No.33763345

>>33763294
Yeah but you get to creampie yuuka doe

>> No.33763700

>>33761526
>trojan
explain

>> No.33763736

>>33763294
>>screen fills with popups
Do you honestly browse the internet without blockers?

>> No.33764712

>>33763700
antiviruses say it contains malware

>> No.33765785

>>33764712
I say it contains my dick. Probably too strong for you.

>> No.33765820

>>33765785
Wow it must be a very good program to detect something so small

>> No.33765843
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>>33765820
your savagery makes Yuuka happy

>> No.33766174

>>33765785
Dude, shut the fuck up and stop being obnoxious.
>>33765820
It's probably the webp shit. I don't care if it's smaller, there's little reason for the image to be that small at the cost of more resource usage.
The game feels slower than it used to be.

>> No.33766208

>>33766174
>stop
It's my first post in this thread though? Take your meds, schizo.

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>>33766208
First it was "stop"
Now it's "get out"

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