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The secret cow level...?

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>> No.33465673

Let me trigger the entire thread
Monstergirls but they only fuck with human women

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Who's wives are also cuddle monsters?

>> No.33465678

>Secret cow level
>Turns out you step into a level of the dungeon filled with beefy minotaurs, holstaurs, and hakus.

>> No.33465687

The cow is sus. Gunna have to perform a titty/milk inspection to confirm she is indeed a cow.

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>> No.33465691

Fuck off retard

>> No.33465693

and you chose today to wear the red armor of strength

>> No.33465701

>Anon is running through the halls as the horde o cows follow him, trying to dig out a scroll of town portal before they catch him.

>> No.33465702

>flat rates
yeah but the rates being flat doesn't matter if they're too high

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>>Monstergirls but they only fuck with human women
>monstergirls always shit talking human girls when walking by on the street
>monstergirls claiming their superiority over human girls and rubbing it in their faces
>monstergirls with husbands smugly looking back at human girls when walking by

>> No.33465718

Mine. Not going to say who she is, but she loves to cuddle on me and share warmth.

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>> No.33465727
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New commission, this time featuring....not my commission! If anybody recalls the dullahan amazon general my wight wife kept under her employ, hatterfag finally had that comm finish up. Her name's Lamona, say something nice!

>> No.33465741

She looks perfectly well built.

>> No.33465742
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What, would ya hate yur MG mum having an extra tidbit to chat about with her friends?

It would be less noticeable than something like inheritin' your pa's cleft chin.

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>Slowly and passionately fucking your bapho wife missionary position
>Sensual, calm mood as your rhymtically pumping away
>Giving her pecks on the lip every few moments
>You pull up and look directly in her eyes, still slowly pumping
>"BLEAAHHHHHHHH Aahhhhhh" she bleats
>The sudden and unprovoked scream startles you
>You looks at you confused as to why you stopped and acts like nothing happened

>> No.33465744

I swear I've read the MGE like 3 times and I can't remember which of them were the 200IQ gigabrain ones. Or if they even exist.

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>> No.33465754

>The husband is also freely able to return to human form, but since their husband had gained total dominion over them by constantly joining with them and continually providing pleasure, it seems they experience anxiety when he changes into human form and separates from them, and it's said they will behave in a clingy manner towards their husband.
My wife is a Night Gaunt. She is so ancient she died with regrets and became an undead. Because of this she is extremely yandere beyond that of your average Shirohebi or Wisp. She demands constant full body contact, groping, and hugs at all times. She is happy to be submissive and in control as long as she gets this.

>> No.33465755

She looks at you*

My bad, typed that out wrong

>> No.33465765

>implying she won't be blushing and trying to keep her face straight at such an undignified outburst.

>> No.33465772

wait kc is a pedophile?

>> No.33465773

very cute lipstick and eye tattoo

>> No.33465774
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After a thousand years or two you stop worrying about that.

>> No.33465776

Baphos are shit

>> No.33465777

That's an interesting tattoo
I like how she's got ghost tail and claw and horn too, that's a fun detail

>> No.33465778

If there is an opportunity she will pin me down for cuddling. At least I wont be cold.

>> No.33465779

This is the optimal female body.

>> No.33465782

She is happy to be submissive and let me be in control as long as she gets this.

>> No.33465785
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Shoggoth are truly the best maids. There is no competition.

>> No.33465787

Meant for >>33465765

no u

>> No.33465796

You probably do when its your first night in bed with him.
>Calls her mom just to hear her say 'So you bleated in bed didn't you?'

>> No.33465809

I used to think that it was much more even between her and Kiki, but upon learning that they sometimes form random household objects when embarrassed made me love them so much more. I just imagine holding your Shoggoth maid's hand while looking off the balcony under the evening sky, looking her in the eye telling her how much you love and appreciate her, only for her typically blue face to be red and a toilet brush starting to form out of her shoulder.

>> No.33465813

>TFW want to have monsterboys as a concept
>Get called gay for it even though I want to discuss it non-sexually.
My hate is nothing but intense.

>> No.33465817

Who's the artist?

>> No.33465844

Nah, I think it'd be more like.
>You know what you were getting into when you married me!

>> No.33465846

Go back to /tg/ retard

>> No.33465858

I bet there are still plenty of Danukis and Goblin Merchants who are still sad, absolutely livid and not so smug when they have lost billions of dollars/credits when some internet retards and nerds vastly invested in a supposedly dying Gameshop Retail branch and other "dying" brands and companies.

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>> No.33465872

Look, there's a Monsterboy Monday thread on /tg/ and it always lasts a couple days. Go there to talk about monsterboys.

>> No.33465874

But that's just hornyposting.

>> No.33465880

FUCKING based holy fuck Hatterfag has the best taste in bodytypes
So does she still work for Wight? And how did that work out, did you like both come up with the idea of her together?

>> No.33465883

Well then start a discussion there.
Nothing stopping you.

>> No.33465891

>I can BELIEVE that some random virgins on the internet dumped all their money into that vibe store, it's been dead in the water for years!

>> No.33465894

“This is why I prefer familiars instead”

>> No.33465896

Some new artist on Twitter.
Yeah they're fucking adorable, and I love the coloration of that new one.

>> No.33465898 [DELETED] 

I personally just hate hornyposting. Give me actual storytelling or FUCK OFF to /d/

>> No.33465910
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The Order and all the other human kingdoms, lands, nations and countries are typically Anglo Western Europe and Germanic in theme aesthetics.

Is there ever any Slavic Eastern European countries and or blocs in the world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia?

And please no, no just simple answers that go! "Hehehe Kikimoras!"

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Don't make me calls the MG polices on you anon.

>> No.33465922

I hate that idea.

>> No.33465928
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>Monster girl thread
>Gets told to fuck off when monster boys are brought up
Yes, this is the correct response to monster boys.

>> No.33465935

I want to bully fox Shinsengumi members

>> No.33465938

Well on my part I came up with the stoic, single amazon dullahan beheading exceptionally strong female adventurers as a side attraction to the main show of my wife's court.
However, unlike most side attractions present in my wife's kingdom, she wasn't really that stoked to be doing it. She just did her job, united new dullahan couples, and that was it.
Once Hatterfag told me he was REALLY interested in her, that's when we put on an extra spin of her just....retiring.
So no, she no longer works for Elizabeth, and instead enjoys attempting to fit her enormous body on those tiny tea-time chairs at the hatter's table, and being fawned over by wonderland denizens.
Anything else you were curious about?

>> No.33465947

Hehehe Kikimoras!

>> No.33465951
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Purely hypothetically, what would cause that to occur?

>> No.33465952

Look enslaved anon (if that is you), the /tg/ thread is always full of shit and there will be no discussion.
And here, people just want to talk about monsterGIRLS.
If you really just want to discuss monsterboys without it being hornyposting, go find some storytelling forum, or even fucking add me on discord, I'll listen happily and no one else will be bothered.
Do everyone a favour.

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>It's feliny

>> No.33465969

Who's taking her place as a side attraction in the court?

>> No.33465971

I just utterly hate how Monstergirls are literally just all

>> No.33465976

>My hate is nothing but intense.
It's mutual

>> No.33465980

Nice off-topic image you cretinous lout

>> No.33465985

>robbed a bank
>chased by the mamono police
>manage to get away
>relax, open my bag full of bills
>fucking cheshire ass

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Villainy anon. Villainy would cause it.

Villainy like >>33465963 for example.

>> No.33465988

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>Today is the running of the minos and you know what that means?
>Lets have some fun
> chug potions to cast speed
>do it until I can literla leave after images
>wear red speedo and paint a red arrow down to my crotch
>go to the gate and wait
> damn they are big
> well I'm quicker
> here they come
>run, forrest run
>wow they ain't that fast
>run circles around them
>fatass, fatass, you'll never catch me, since you're fatass, fatass cow
>Ah, the spell wore out
>hey at least very far away now
> is that a train coming
>Oh, No
> run
> hey why is the ground not there
> am turned around by the biggest meanest looking mino I've ever seen
>She puts me up to her face
> who ya callin' Fattass, City boi
>If I'mmma lost my pelvis, I am going down swinging
> I did you muscled brained, lard ass cow
>Well boi, hope ya didn't like walkin' then,

>> No.33465989

Are you a woman or a cuck? Either way, fuck off back where to where you came from.

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>> No.33466001

Then get the fuck out of the monstergirl thread and go look at a human w*men thread

>> No.33466004

Monstergirls should utterly refuse you every time because no one is good enough for them

>> No.33466007
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this is a monsterGIRL thread not a monsterBOY thread. Do you tie your shoes yourself? I refuse to believe you tie your own shoes.

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God I love cunny

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Hehehe Kikimoras!

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>> No.33466023

Monstergirls are far from traditional. They are open to really weird fetishy stuff and have sex for pleasure.

>> No.33466034

it's possible he's not posting in good faith.

>> No.33466038

Someone doesn't know what trad means

>> No.33466039

I didn't say anything about boys or girls. I called you out for posting an off-topic image. You don't do that here.

>> No.33466044

Don't worry anon, if you fuck enough she might lose some weight!

>> No.33466045

Wow this is the longest episode yet.

>> No.33466047

If it's a monstergirl thread, at least discuss them with a fucking modicum of seriousness.

>> No.33466057 [DELETED] 

wasn't even me that posted it. again fuck off retard

>> No.33466058
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Who on earth is making these criminally skimpy outfits for kids?
Don't answer that, we both know it's the Sabbath.

>> No.33466061

I'm convinced Anon Cockson is either a mantle passed down onto daring lunatics, or he's a lich of some sort because this jackass should have died many times.

>> No.33466062

I'm talking about being all "Starting a loving family and then pampering you"
I say fuck off to that.

>> No.33466070

Would you like to address the point I made instead of the structure? No? Okay.

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Probably the former.

>> No.33466103

But there are species who don't pamper you
No, because I agree with your point. I don't agree with your wasting of image slots.

>> No.33466104

>enjoys attempting to fit her enormous body on those tiny tea-time chairs at the hatter's table, and being fawned over by wonderland denizens
I'm enjoying the mental image of this huge Amazon holding a tiny teacup with her pinky out and having a pleasant chat with Hatterwife, I hope he plans to commission something with vibes like that.

>> No.33466106

I just hate marriage and sex as concepts

>> No.33466110
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That one office floor is full of slavic winter monsters

>> No.33466111

>yOu dOn'T dO tHaT hErE
lmao theres no way you tie your own shoes and typed that seriously. I've been here since the /a/ threads back in 2013.

>> No.33466113
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Anything MGs put on becomes lewd

>> No.33466114

That's really, really cute. Wonderland is a good place to retire for weary souls I bet.

>> No.33466115

Don't care. They'll have sex with just about fuckin' anyone.

>> No.33466117

FFS stop replying please I beg you.

>> No.33466119

That would make you a celibate, anon.
Which is another word for homo.

>> No.33466120

Stop baiting

>> No.33466126
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Her direct replacement was.....a phantom troupe! Elizabeth noticed that the performances from Lamona, albeit brimming with efficiency and SOMETIMES interested when her opponents could match her, were often bereft of that showman's quality, that flair for performance. So she enlisted a phantom troupe, with a set of Phantom matrons to overwatch the perfomances, and a rotating cast of single phantoms picking up new husbands- or introducing female adventurers to a un-life of stardom!
Unlike the head on combat Lamona offered, the troupe instead utilizes the species unique form of fantastical group hypnosis, granting both the audience and the adventurer a sweet performance, an ages old classic- the robust, strong, and faithful knight being tempted into romance by the carefree and sweet madam of the night!
Or the baker's boy's crush on the rich princess who insists on a fresh loaf, personally delivered each morning!
Dramas as the poor man overcomes his deep seated trauma with the help of his supportive wife!
Or any number of tailored fantasies, delighting the audience as the veteran falls under her siren, but well meaning trance.
as much as my wife likes violence, she loves romance more.

>> No.33466129

ok retard

>> No.33466130

>No, because I agree with your point. I don't agree with your wasting of image slots.
Then why bother starting a fight over a benign point?

>> No.33466133

There's actually a legendary artifact known as "Anon Cockson's Cowl". Upon putting it on, you appear to others as the legendary Anon Cockson, and assume his identity. That's how madlad humans who don't have anything to lose can get a wife or 10 while having fun. It also grants agility and stealth bonuses, which is why Anon Cockson can get into these crazy situations with inhuman capability.

>> No.33466147

Because that's how things are done here. When I was a newfag and posted off-topic images I got told to stop, so I did.

>> No.33466151

The sad part is I don't think he is baiting.

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>> No.33466158

I'm utterly infuriated by you people

>> No.33466161

Why are there so many faggots in the thread lately? Is this a /tg/ raid or something? they can't come all from there

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Clearly a Danuki produces Jackass and she finds some insane guy each episode and have them do stupid stuff before replacing them.

>> No.33466169

I imagine this cowl is stained with various uh... bodily fluids.

>> No.33466174 [DELETED] 

Monstergirls are inherent faggotry.
I want actual fucking storytelling.

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A truly fascinating effect.

>> No.33466176

or one of the most beloved shows of them all just a guy and his hungry horny caterpillar

>> No.33466177

monster girl encyclopedia has gone mainstream. grifters are invading the fandom. it's the cycle of a hobby.

>> No.33466182

I don't understand why I'm being attacked for supporting something that is generally agreed on in previous threads. In fact, I used to defend posting off-topic images, and I got dogpiled for it. Now I'm getting dogpiled for not defending them? What gives?

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Same. Big adult men are built exclusively for cunny.

>> No.33466191

We're being raided, Anon. Stop replying to them.

>> No.33466193

Their general died because no one wanted to put up with them. Rather than realize they're the problem they came here.

>> No.33466195

Their thread is dying so the most mentally ill autists seem to think they are entitled to come here.

>> No.33466199

cause they aren't from around here.

>> No.33466201

Then get the fuck back to tg and write about humans slaughtering monster girls, monsterboys or wathever other faggot garbage you guys discuss there

>> No.33466204

I'd like to sign on for Anon Cockson goes to Wonderland, as long as it's a made for tv movie.

>> No.33466205

They sound like a much more fun fit for the court. I'm sure Elizabeth has no shortage of replacements eager to prove themselves.

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>> No.33466210

cuz ur a fag and you look like you're trying to defend monster boys, that's why sperglord

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In theory there should be due to the pure size o the world, probably inhabited by a very orthodox (words intended) branch of Order Doctrine.
Could lead to an interesting set of stories regarding the power imbalances of Order Incompetency and Monster . . . we'll refer to it as "Collectivization of Limited Resources"


Glory to Monstoscka, comrade.
Heheheh, Kikimoras!

>> No.33466220

lol now I need someone to draw a guy wearing the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal stained with various fluids proclaiming he's the legendary Anon Cockson and to WITNESS ME

>> No.33466224

She's got plenty, and many more attractions then that please help I spend my spare time writing this stuff waiting for someone to ask

>> No.33466231

Sexist, aren't you?

>> No.33466234

She cute!

>> No.33466236

I never said anything about monsterboys. Are you sick in the head?

>> No.33466247

You can tell she is powerful mage by her husbands hand prints over her tits.

>> No.33466249

You ever going to try your hand at something more longform?

>> No.33466250

Popularized by the wight's insistence! More greenworms are to be wed!

>> No.33466254

>Slannette-chan rolls on top of you in her sleep and does not get up for the next few decades

>> No.33466258

Because the subhuman trash on /tg/'s monstergirl thread doesn't know how to make a thread after their previous one was archived.

/tg/fags are so braindead they think their threads are dead so they're raiding us, these parasites need to fuck off.

Because it's one of the /tg/ retards attacking you, posting off topic images has never been acceptable here.

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>> No.33466266

>Pharaoh shows up to the royal court one day completely oblivious to the big handprints left on her tits
>Doesn't understand why her advisors are so flustered today

>> No.33466267

I made a new one already.

>> No.33466268

I've been trying my hand at a lot of things this year, Anon. Drawing, but also quite a bit of writing. Please stay tuned for a day in the life of Elizabeth coming out as soon as I kick myself in the ass.

>> No.33466270

How does it feel to have another waifufag actually waifu something you came up with?

>> No.33466271

Can't be that strong, there is no handprint on her powerspot.

>> No.33466276

based lizard

>> No.33466279

Stop giving the him the attention he craves

>> No.33466286

Pretty great, considering I am entirely too poor to be commissioning girls I'm not even waifufagging for.

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>> No.33466289

No, I'm pretty sure that's a crocodile, they are nothing like rats.

>> No.33466294

if only, monster girls becoming popular again would be a dream come true.

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>> No.33466298

Ok ok sweetie, come on, I made your favorite mac and cheese. *Picks her up*

>> No.33466300

But their is anon. You just cant see it.

>> No.33466304

That should be every monstergirls response to seeing a human man.

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>> No.33466313

I will await

>> No.33466315

Anon Cockson is not the person, rather it's the cowl. The Cowl finds men who are just bored of their ordinary life and very lonely. While the target is asleep it attaches itself to them. Once donned, it can't be removed. The cowl will then take control and suggest to the man wearing it that they can get away with anything. Then they go do their stunts with a camera magically keeping track of them. It has power beyond belief has this item to do its tricks but the moment he has gotten a wife or wives, it loses all its power. It will slink off after the target fell asleep to find the next

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Lizard no good, we take take all human men, leave nothing nothing!

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>> No.33466338

God damn it i love barely hidden nipple.

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The BEEG are best.
But who are the best of the BEEG?

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>> No.33466357
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Who could possibly be responsible for such an artifact

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>> No.33466370

my wife

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>> No.33466380

Its minos. I want to hold onto those horns for dear life.

>> No.33466385

im sorry you can't tie your own shoes.

>> No.33466387 [DELETED] 

Nothing about this doesn't make me retch in disgust.
KC deserves to die for creating this shit

>> No.33466396

I'd praise Priscilla's sun alright.

>> No.33466399

If this guy is a faggot, you're a pedo

>> No.33466409

If I've said it once, I've said it a billion times. Strongfat Jinko. Don't try to deny it, you know it to be true.

>> No.33466425
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You are a man of fine taste, anon.

>> No.33466427
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I'm also sorry you can't tie your own shoes.

>> No.33466431

The Cowl approves with addendum, that you pinch her chub and play with it

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Before the thread devolves into /mgw/ let me just say this:

As great as some of the ideas KC throws around, there's no getting around the fact that most of the world-building wasn't thought out in advance. I mean yeah the Q&A's clear things up, but that's really hard to keep track of.

I think it's best to just head-cannon the world you want to live in with your waifu. No telling what the aftermath of DotR will look like, so the best we can do is speculate.

Also, anyone got good DotR stories?

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>> No.33466477

/mgw/ is better than this because at least they have something resembling creativity.

>> No.33466499
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The most disappointing thing about centaur lasses is that everyone always draws them with babby sized ears when horse ears are pretty big.

>> No.33466539

What a serious looking bunny.

>> No.33466551
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I want my lolibaba wife so bad bros...

>> No.33466568 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

I might be getting a bit of an enfatuation guys...

>> No.33466571

I don't like monstergirls being a "Love at first sight" thing.
I want to actually build a relationship with them over a period of time, for fucks sake.

>> No.33466586

Do that, then.

>> No.33466596

Nowhere does it say that all monstergirl relationships are love at first sight
They're still sapient beings with personalities

>> No.33466597

Hes a troll man. Just ignore him.

>> No.33466612

Imagine befriending a monster girl when you're both little kids, like 5 or 6. Then growing up together as best friends, then boyfriend and girlfriend through middle and high school. Then married when you're adults. Practically glued to each other sides from that day you met.

>> No.33466618 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

Don't we all? It is usually their unique look that stimulates those first feelings of attractions though when it comes to monster girls. Especially monster girls you could say because of their exotic outside appearance.

>> No.33466623

No one ever acts like that though

>> No.33466634

Even better, she's a mino, so as kids she's only a litttle taller than you, but you two grow up she starts towering over you and starts to tease you about not having hit your growth spurt yet.
Then you get bridal carried at your wedding.

>> No.33466672
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I'll do you one better.

>> No.33466742

Next time on Jackass, Anon Cokcson will star in his first film, "TAKE me To YoUr LEADER". Will he survive this or will his luck run out?

>> No.33466744

That is one lewd fox with hips for days.

>> No.33466756

>upper-right image
She knows damn well what she's doing.

>> No.33466770

you know I've actually heard that quite a bit, which is odd considering my waifu is Greenworm

>> No.33466771
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>Tomboy, snot-nosed mino to play in the dirt with when you're kids
>Ride bikes with her
>Play pranks and get into mischief with her
>Likes to tease you a bit
>Share first kiss in the tubes of the playground set
>Curious as kids touching each other's bits without knowing what really to do
>Get your first blowie in middle school from her helping her with her homework after school when the parents are out
>Always helping her with school
>She always helping you with your perpetual horny
>Skip class in high school to fuck in the janitor's closet
>You've always been the weird, nerdy boy
>She's an athletic girl and stars as the best volleyball player in the school
>Always seen as an odd couple, but your love for each other is ever-enduring and as strong as ever forevermore

>> No.33466772

>you're Anon Cockson!
>you're getting raped for... for... for all kinds of stuff!
>I can take you crying or happy
>I'm choosing crying~
>Anon insists he's not really Anon Cockson, tries to run
>I'll make brood mother for this!

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>same size or maybe she's even a tad smaller as kids
>ends up being massive in comparison as an adult
This is the good shit.

>> No.33466815

>Righteous paladin gets Cowl-ed
>Technically bored because no monsters to defeat
>Wants to maintain his chastity and hijinks ensue as he tries to avoid the Cowl's influence while going on a grand journey
>He's being chased by the Cult of the Cowl, which worships the Cowl's existence and wants him to go ahead and get married already

>> No.33466820

>containment thread dies
>thread quality goes to absolute shit
It's all so tiresome.

>> No.33466823

Your vagina is drier than the desert, so don't go throwing rocks if ya live in a glass home, coppa

>> No.33466830

Same. My relationship with my wife began as a contract to repay her debt to me. We fell in love later after getting to know one another.

>> No.33466833

It's back up now
And it's bad as usual. whoo.

>> No.33466847

If I knock up my witch wife while she's fused with her familiar, do they both get pregnant?

>> No.33466848

Your virginity or your life
>Pay with your chastity
Heh, you're smarter than you look.

>> No.33466892

>get arrested
Pay the court a fine or it's off to the dungeon with you.
>Anon flees

>> No.33466897

they each get one

>> No.33466907

Fraternal twins

>> No.33466913

Ney, have my sweaty jocks
>toss em at her face

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>open console
>laugh as I float away and they can do nothing to stop me
>Stop laughing as my rampant cheating attracts a Lilim that is capable of reversing commands who is determined to put me in my place

>> No.33466932

>confused bandit succ torn between blasting her clit to your sweaty jockstrap right there or chasing you

>> No.33466967

>Lilim descends from the sky to put you in your place
>Buy my game on your smart toaster, just re-released it on the platform
>comply (which you were probably going to do anyway you degenerate) and she lets you go
crisis averted

>> No.33467010

now I have nothing down there, It feels weird to run now

>> No.33467030
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Want to feel the cool night breeze on a stroll but think going alone could be dangerous? Consider Greenworms! These squishy green mamono are the perfect partner for an evening saunter through the city or local park! Their soft bodies comes as the result of the additional padding they have underneath their relatively loose skin, which acts as a built-in insulator, while still remaining breathable. This means that Greenworms will always be comfortable on an evening walk, which can sometimes either be a bit brisk or a little warmer randomly. If it gets cold enough, your Greenworm can consolidate some of the loose squishy stuff into a hood, which can keep her whole head nice and toasty! On top of being very functional, it's also incredibly cute! The biggest hurdle to taking a stroll is, more often than not, being afraid of getting jumped by rogue mamono looking for a nice piece of meat such as yourself. With your Greenworm in tow, this is no longer a worry. Being alone leads to a significant increase in the chances that you get taken by a lusty mamono, mostly because you look like an easy target. Just having the presence of your Greenworm there will deter some of the more mild-mannered rapists from acting. Greenworms actually also have natural built-in tools that mamono instinctively fear as well. They have multiple eye-like markings along their bodies, which many mamono are put off by. Nobody knows why, but these eye-like patterns are unnerving, which means that Greenworms can very easily startle much more powerful mamono with ease. This means that you can walk worry free knowing your Greenworm has your back! With it getting a little warmer where I live, I thought it would be a good idea to get some fresh air the other day, and I felt completely at ease together with my Greenworm. We decided that we would take a quick walk through the park nearby my home, so I put on my hoodie and the two of us embarked. She was a little chilly, so she pulled up her hood partway through, which I told her was adorable. She probably was getting a little hot with her hood up, however, as she did look a bit red. She didn't take it off though, probably because she knew how cute I thought she looked with it on. The park itself was pretty clandestine, until we came upon a very depraved looking Raiju. She took one look at the two of us and we instantly knew - we needed to get away. Despite my Greenworm having warded off a few Hellhounds and a Jinko so far, we knew this one wasn't something to trifle with. With her on my back, we sprinted in the opposite direction and jumped behind some bushes. Being with my Greenworm all the time, it's likely that my scent is pretty well mixed with hers, meaning that the Raiju likely lost us when we got out of her line of sight. With the action being over, the two of us were left alone under the stars behind the brush. The moonlight created an ephemeral sheen on her hair as she tried to catch her somewhat visible breath due to the somewhat crisp evening air. As she looked me in the eyes and gave me a relieved smile, I only had one thought on my mind. I've never thought I'd experiencing something that amazing in my life, her combination of beauty and the memories of our time together flooding in. Before anything could happen, a mamono police officer called out, announcing that anyone hiding from the crazy Raiju were safe, as she had been neutralized. Don't know if that means she got someone or if she got captured but I'd rather not know to be honest. I carried my Greenworm on my back home and spent the rest of the evening relaxing after that experience. Even though it did not go completely according to plan, that was a memory I won't be able to forget, and I'm sure that you and your Greenworm can make memories just like this as well!

>> No.33467039
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Lich et al.

Abst- The ordinal capabilities of minotaurs have long been purported. This study serves as concrete evidence that minotaurs are indeed more capable than other monsters at finding men in mazes and maze-like environments. On average, minotaurs were able to find their husband 27% faster than control species. This disparity between minotaurs persisted even when monsters’ speed was adjusted for. While wurms were technically quicker to find their mate than minotaurs, these results were not included in the study as they would not stay in the fucking maze. Given these findings, we posit that minotaurs have some magical or instinctual predisposition to help them navigate mazes.

A special thanks to Elizabeth and her husband for generously funding this experiment, and any other wanton scientific curiosities she needs answers to.

>> No.33467050

>get into an argument with Shirohebi wife cause i was 'looking too much at the cashier' at the supermarket
>after apparently convincing her that she's the only one for me and i have to speak to other women sometimes she just smiles and says not to worry since she has the perfect solution
>wake up next day with a chastity belt strapped to bottom parts and ecstatic wife saying now i can talk to whoever i want without any risks
I love my wife but this is stepping over the line, how do i get out of this situation considering words and loveful speeches don't work?

>> No.33467057

nice, greem worm anon

>> No.33467069
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What would be some melancholy things that could even happen with MGs if they ever hit Wild West tier civilization? What could even be their MG equivalent to something like the Final Duel from Once Upon a Time in the West?

>> No.33467074

By strapping a belt to her.

>> No.33467085

> gives her a carton of empty eggs
>Lol virgin

>> No.33467116

A potion to give mamono temporary wight claws...so they can play the piano!

>> No.33467175
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>Wight Claws
>So they can play Piano

...Perhaps you should just make a human hand potion anon.

>> No.33467176

We do not need monsters in chaps, stop giving them ideas.

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>> No.33467185

>Several Months after DOTR
>Have minotaur wife
>Be on the run from Minotaur wife hopped up on some imported apophis venom for "spicing up tonight"
>This maze will surely be the best place to hide from her, the mythology about the minotaur was about how they were trapped inside a labyrinth!
>Poor anon never read the groundbreaking studies from Lich et al. on minotaur maze navigation

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What? Do you think the cute little greenworm is gonna do anything untoward with new wight claws?

>> No.33467221

I hate this

>> No.33467233

I wish to unite. Make it Mamono instead of just monstergirls and monsterboys as separate things

>> No.33467246

I don't know, I heard that Greenworms can use their antennae as radar and can lock on to someone, thus rendering the maze trivial.

>> No.33467251
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No I'm saying Wight Claws wouldn't be good for playing Piano.

>> No.33467265

There would be wild west shitposting cheshires who say that city folks have no grit and that the internet belongs to cowgirls

>> No.33467282

Greenworms are fat. Not the good kind of fat either. They never reached the guy first because they were too busy eating all the spaghetti and gummy bears we left in the maze to distract monsters.

>> No.33467285

I have a raw need for this image that can't be satisfied with words.

>> No.33467286

Anon Cockson here, remember kids don't do try this at home. I'm a trained professional retard.
>take off clothes
> jumps into a wonderland portal
> teabags a madhatter tea
>shakes cheshires out of the trees
> blue balls march hares
>make a jub think of something other then cock, a color pink
>make a Jabberwock cum with a single word
>run away from the mob
> run to the portal
>it closed
>teleport out
>go to bed
>wake up to some meaty wacks and a pleasant feeling on my cock

>> No.33467288

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Wight Claw Draining Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Wight Like Just Don't Get Grabbed Haha

>> No.33467301

well goodness maybe you shouldn't have made the spaghetti so delicious

>> No.33467312

No. Fuck off.

>> No.33467313

Yeah, they'd be more suited to play an organ in a final boss tier castle

>> No.33467326

It feels like this creates nothing but strife.

>> No.33467334

Yeah, so fuck off back to your thread and leave us alone.

>> No.33467350
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I mean more of what they'd have gunfights over and cattle russlin' anon.

I mean we all know the centaur gangs of The Steppes take human males for cooks, reproduction, and fun, surely there would be some kind of similar villainy in the MG Wild West right?

Anon I hate to break this to you but they'd be bad for playing the organ as well.

>> No.33467357

>Greenworm gets claws
>Expect CursedWorm.png
>She just goes over to the piano and starts crying tears of joy while she plays Piano for Beginners (GREAT FOR KIDS)

>> No.33467370

Wait a minute then who was playing the organ when I visited Elizabeth's place a month ago?

>> No.33467380

>MGW has more creativity
>The JP one has more actually going on

>> No.33467392

>the truth is finally revealed
>it's her husband playing

>> No.33467396

The best way to fight an ancient evil is to taunt her. "Are you even fertile?" "Time's have changed old hag!" Surely she will become mad and angry at your taunting and will not break down crying that you're being mean to her.

>> No.33467401

>making the setting more generic fantasy is "creative"
Please fuck off. Your retard friends managed to make a new thread. Go back to it.

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>> No.33467415

Is that...YOOOO

>> No.33467429

I want her to sing me the song of her people

>> No.33467450

even a desert is more fertile than you, ya old hag>
Her ass sagy as well
And most importantly she smells like rotten eggs and old people

>> No.33467453

These threads have been around for 8 years as monster girl only, make your own

>> No.33467459

we're all gonna get raped to near death by seething ancient evils at this rate

>> No.33467493

And it feels empty.
Fuck it, my headcanon is that settings have monsterboys. That inexplicably makes me feel better for some reason. I think it's because it makes it feel more "Full" as a world

>> No.33467502
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Anon there's only 2 endings to this and I'm afraid they're both extremes that I'm not sure you'd want.

It's either irreparable sadness and despair or infinite anger and fury the likes of which you've never seen before.

>> No.33467507

I know KC and anons here hate NTR, but what is the position on storier where a husband or wife believe there is NTR but it actually isnt?

For example a husband enrolling in Inari Cooking School, staying late, the wife believing he is cheating on her but it turns out he was just preparing a very elaborate anniversary dinner for her.

>> No.33467513

well let ya old uncle Anon Cockson handle this then, he will be sure to make these ancient evils or whatever they call themselves to make sure then can only touch themselves. Those hags are so old they probably say the birth of our land-dwelling ancestors. Their milk must be spoilt by now, and hell they bleed sand now.

>> No.33467516

I wonder what instrument she needs to play it, she seems like the bongos type!

>> No.33467517

Cans wights rape you?

>> No.33467519

Aww, look!
The ancient evil is posting!

>> No.33467537

It's cute but probably not possible due to the setting. Mamono know who you've been having sex with because your mana has been fused with them, so she'd know if you were cheating.

>> No.33467541

grandma, Press Alt, and F4, it will make the anons stop posting

>> No.33467546

sick bro now fuck off.

>> No.33467556

They prefer not to.
> They don’t randomly attack men that they like, but most who are tempted by them will have their hearts stolen by their devilish nature. They will desire to win their favor, and try to become theirs on their own.
They prefer to tempt you into trying your own hand at making them yours. Which invariably succeeds, weirdly enough.

>> No.33467563

Ayo she got dat PRUNE WOMB

>> No.33467568
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Desert Queen

>> No.33467578

So she can get on top of me and fuck me instead of me doing all the work? I want to feel excessively sexualized by an impatient pervert in love with me. I want monsters like that.

>> No.33467591

Bongos or recorder

>> No.33467593

She can certainly try!

>> No.33467596

That pussy is so dusty, there must a family of spider living in there

>> No.33467610

Do they have to be present to their husband to know it and check their mana or they can feel it remotely?

>> No.33467613
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Would you be willing to go on a fetch quest? It's a long and boring trek through an area that you outleveled years ago but that tablet was REALLY important to her

>> No.33467624

Most monstergirls are fairly perverted, but the wight is described as having 'high intelligence' coupled with 'raw passion'.
Tie this in with their profile propensity to slowly sip spirit energy (actual spirit energy using their claws, not just semen) from their partners as they fuck them, and you have a long, pleasurable, but torturous session ahead of you if you decide to give a wight the dead fish treatment.

>> No.33467627

will she come with to keep me company?

>> No.33467633

Here's your tablet back, now fuck off before I turn you into ikizukuri

>> No.33467639

Well, if she promises to give me a hug, I will. Just this once because she's so cute.

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>> No.33467681

>Wife tossing away large chunks of money to questionable experiements just for special 'event' force marriages
She'd do it!

>> No.33467689

ya why not, mama told me strangers are friends you've never met

>> No.33467709

>place you outleveled years ago
>fetch quest NOW of all times
yeah I wasn't born yesterday, there's obviously some high tier secret loot or a superboss there, there's no question about it

>> No.33467718

using the recorder as a drumstick to hit the bongos

>> No.33467721

She's a disgrace to her ancestors

>> No.33467738

Can Monstergirls actually fight with intent to kill?

>> No.33467761

Now we're talking, that's going to be a banger.

>> No.33467765

Remember to wash under your foreskin

>> No.33467767

Is it March yet?

>> No.33467782

Only against someone truly irredeemable. Otherwise it's to the knock out to later give to a friend or pin down for rape.

>> No.33467785

If they found one of those irredeemable types I guess so.

>> No.33467819

if you had the power to embarrass a lilim, what would you do?

>> No.33467828 [SPOILER] 
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Here's your muscle girl bro.

>> No.33467830 [DELETED] 

Is gap mine allowed?

>> No.33467857

>Spend a year getting in better shape.
>Do it well enough I'm now in better shape than when I graduated high school
>Both wives would be over me in an instant.
Would be great....although MAMMYBAMMY would probably have rendered it all moot regardless.

>> No.33467860

Is gap moe allowed?

>> No.33467878

I think it's more of a physical thing. This is a good example of flexible setting material. If you wanted to write a nice little story about a shirohebi or inari thinking that their man was leaving them, all for it to end as a misunderstanding, I don't think anyone would fault you for that.

>> No.33467894

Pretend I know her

>> No.33467911
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Still would, she may have a rock hard ass but ghislaine it beautiful.

>> No.33467918

Would ruin with multiple litters.

>> No.33467926

>wight watching with opera glasses an increasingly excited minotaur hone in on an Anon in a red morphsuit as they both run through the maze
>husband asks if this is REALLY worth the cost to build a giant maze
>she scoffs and tells him that it's SCIENCE and that he just doesn't understand it
>husband watches as the mino catches the guy and pins him to the wall with her hips

>> No.33467944

Why wouldn't it be?

>> No.33467945

Ah, physical fitness, whatever you know, whatever. You do what you like to do I do what I like to do, OK? But you’re a sucker. You’re getting fed this line about how, like “you’re going to live forever” or whatever. You’re going to die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure you’re abs are friggin rippe, you got some good guns you wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife

>> No.33467950

I'm not dead yet, I still have four more chapters to do.


And that's before I can return my attention to the mage story.

>> No.33467957

Well I assume the cute Greenworm eating spaghetti they left as distraction is at least informative, if you get burnt out on the mino rape.

>> No.33467963

holy shit he lives

>> No.33467965

can I volunteer for miss Wights' next experiment, I wished to be pitted up against the biggest meanest, strongest monster girl she has.

>> No.33467970

She is willing to come along, though she doesn't know if she will be of much help
And will apologize incessantly about troubling someone who is clearly a high level adventurer with such a mundane task
>You get 200 EXP for completing the quest
She agrees to your terms, though you can't tell if the blushing is from embarrassment over losing her tablet or your compliment
She seems overjoyed to have found someone willing and capable of helping her
N-noooo, there's no superboss.... ignore the fact that the quest might lead you into a trench bordering a high level area... You just missed this quest every time you went through this area before, honest!

>> No.33467974

what the

>> No.33467975

She's almost certainly flexing hard, so there's that.

>> No.33467978

Its overdone that novelty is no longer there

>> No.33467982

Can't stop thinking about fluffy, chubby hellhounds
The warmth...

>> No.33467986

Those words are going to crush your pelvis, Anon.

>> No.33467987

That's okay.

>> No.33467999

Mama didn't raise no bitch, She raised a man, and I will wrestle this girl and crush her hips instead

>> No.33468000
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Would you marry a Jinko that was illiterate because all she cares is about fighting and you had to teach her to read and write?

>> No.33468005

That's what happens when you go to the plane of gluttony for summoning your hellhouns.

>> No.33468011

yes anon, that is what I wish

>> No.33468018

She's going to need to know how to read if she's going to read bedtime stories for our daughterus.

>> No.33468022

I'd marry any mamono like that

>> No.33468030
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Biggest, meanest, and strongest huh.
Your funeral!

>> No.33468046

>Ms. Lich, I have a new experiment
>I want to see how a human can fare against an ushi-oni we've been edging and giving apophis and girtablilu venom smoothies to
>The only ushi we have is the one currently undergoing the experimental manticore spine acupuncture
>Hmm... Oh well. I'm sure it won't hurt the data too much.
>And what exactly will this test be answering?
>Oh, I don't know. Add some mathematical verbiage to the paper and publish it.
>Have her ready by tonight. I'm in a real "sciencey" mood

>> No.33468063

Bro that worm is STILL eating the spaghetti. It's all cold and we really need the maze clear, but the male test subject gets all huffy when we try to move things along. He says she'll "get a tummy ache" if she eats to fast, and that we need to let her finish at her own pace.

>> No.33468067

I will be lifting mountains, just you wait, my body will be of steel and iron

>> No.33468073

Dud these threads get like a lot faster?

>> No.33468076

Well it's like I said earlier. Shouldn't have made the spaghetti so tasty.

>> No.33468090

I-Impossible...! You were dead!

>> No.33468095

What in the godamn....

>> No.33468096

>Future tests will need skhettie eating time

>> No.33468101

First Silent, then Lanternon.

>> No.33468102
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How would you break it to her that she'll never meet another person like her?

>> No.33468105

Her having flaws only make me like her more.

>> No.33468110


>> No.33468120

I need quicksilver damn it

>> No.33468124

KDF is alive and well.

>> No.33468126
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>"Y-you called anon?"

>> No.33468132

Nice tablet nerd, did your god make it for you?
I would do the quest, I need to improve my reputation in the underwater zones anyways.

>> No.33468133

I really miss his stories. Although I totally understand he doesn't write any more because it feels wrong now he found his waifu. I hope he's doing well.

>> No.33468145

what would happen if you might have pushed over a lilim and teabagged her mouth with your raw balls, hypothetically speaking now

>> No.33468153

>First Silent
Wait, really? Did he put his old stuff back up?

>> No.33468161

also might have been when she was speaking to the whole town

>> No.33468168

I'll let him know you said that man, a lot of writefags need to get off their ass and get writin' again.
Yeah, except he's on twitter, and turns out he nuked his own shit because he was mentally ill at the time. He put back up a few, but not all.

>> No.33468178

He did under a different name I think, then it got deleted by the pastebin fuckery.

>> No.33468180

Do Lilim give birth to other Lilim?

>> No.33468187

Don't give me hope

>> No.33468196

Fug. I really regret not saving his shit. I also miss Frugert's Scylla story. Can't find a copy anywhere.

>> No.33468200

She starts playing feels so good

>> No.33468201

Why would you make an ancient evil girl break down and cry? Are even more evil than her?!?

>> No.33468202

He's actually a nice, if not a bit depressed, guy. All those rumors about him like renouncing monstergirls and stuff seem to be false.

>> No.33468205

Don't get your hopes up, but I'll see if I can find this google drive that had all his stories.

>> No.33468210

I believe in dark elf supremacy

>> No.33468227

>Frugert's Scylla story
I can't find that one either. He posted it like a week before pastebin went full retard so I don't think it got backed up anywhere.

>> No.33468230

nah they scrawny, get your self a strong girl with some real meat on their bones

>> No.33468241

Might be saved under Silent's stories in the mega since they're the same person

>> No.33468243

Not him but you can get your dark elves like that.
You just have to find the ones that do actually heavy fighting.

>> No.33468247

If a Monstergirl fell in love with a human woman, would that be considered heresy?

>> No.33468259

Elves have superior physic to humans in pretty much every way even if they don't look like it

>> No.33468263

>Playful Wight saying 'Your funeral!'

>> No.33468266

Oh shit it is in there. Didn't realize they were the same guy. Thank you king.

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>> No.33468275

still look like sticks, don't care

>> No.33468303

seems you found the scylla story but I'm still posting the drive I found, dammit!

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I appreciate the effort, mang. Have some scylla lips

>> No.33468350
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>> No.33468362

What are some funny cat names?

>> No.33468373


>> No.33468393
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>> No.33468395

I enjoy this image. Its smug aura amuses me.

>> No.33468412

now bros, I need some help. Today I just came back from crushing in the gym, and well I think someone is following me. Also if it helps, I drenched the bench press with my sweat, but I cleaned it off. Help I'm scared cause I want to save my virginity for my future wife. It is a she and has fluffy paws.

>> No.33468423

I mean the person following me is a she and has fluffy paws

>> No.33468463
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If you grab your waifu's tail when she's least expecting it and give it a good ruffle, you'll get a nice reaction from her. Try not to take it too far, though.

>> No.33468477

Just turn around and command her to stop following you. You can't be an alpha and bench like that then be a pussy. Man up and show her who's the 6'4 megachad alpha as fuck man you know you can be.

>> No.33468488

I have a hard time grabbing my waifu's "tail" on account of it being a small triangular nub at the end of her body. Any tips?

>> No.33468500

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that making fun of monster girls at the gym for 'bulking' during the Hinezumi Fever is a sure way for them to pin you down for a 'closer inspection'

>> No.33468513

More like Dessert Queen

>> No.33468525

Fuck how did she find my book I wrote under my secret pen name? Was naming myself an acronym for Huge Penis too obvious?

>> No.33468552

Do all the dog monster girls make an O-face when you grope their tail, or just this one?

>> No.33468555
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>> No.33468565

That's a cute dog.

>> No.33468567
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>most anons think that means sex
>they actually just want to get to your keys

>> No.33468605

>anon doki-ed at his worm

>> No.33468678

Ok, Il'll do it
>Oi you
>Yes, you I'm looking at ya
>stop following me
>from the shadow, comes a Kikimora
>but she isn't like the most dainty Kikis you've seen
>she is a whole two feet taller than you and has a shit ton of muscle but is somewhat pudgy
>Her body has scars here and there but that only adds other llure of looking like an exsoldier
> but damn does she look good
>She leans down and with a heavy russian accent says "what you gonna do about, Little Man"
>Popped a boner
>"I said stop following me"
>are you sure about dat, little man. Your little solider is at attention"
>"It look painful, Let mama Olga help you"
>She reaches and pulles me up to her level
>her body is so warm
>Her voice sounds so comforting,
>She speaks again "Anon, why were you angry, it not good look on face
>why I was acting so macho
>Tell her I need to go home
>We go home and I have a new wife and a lifting partner
Thanks based poster

>> No.33468724

I'll take my payment in pre-workout, thanks.

>> No.33468783

can lamias do squats?

>> No.33468802

Not sure, but hanging sit ups off a strong branch definitely. That's how they get such amazing abs.

>> No.33468812

if they fatties, they fatties, and I will call them as such for I have a sixpacks until I die

>> No.33468836

now what Mgs can sqaut, and which cannot

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>> No.33468878

how overprotective would they be with their sons?

>> No.33468900

>Diety known for exuberant mating and eating, often at the same time.
Crummy God.
Almost as bad as those cats.

>> No.33468923
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Quite a lot, but also willing to relax a bit if he's being accompanied by his sister(s).

>> No.33468947

>Mama, let me go to drink with the bois, I'm 21 now
>you gotta take one of your sisters with you
>But, Mooom I'm a grown man
>You will never be a man to man because you are my baby boi
>So are you taking your sister with you or staying your butt, mister
> I will mom
>Now come over here and let mama kiss you before you go

>> No.33469012

Is it Heckpup posting hours?

>> No.33469025

That's all hours.

>> No.33469042

What will she do when he brings a girl home?
what if its a human

>> No.33469048

>Mamono finally gives birth to the 1st from-birth Incubus.
>He turns out to be, well....
Wouldn't that be a bitch

>> No.33469049
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I will have you know tail molestation is a federal offense, punishable by law of up to forty eight hours of free reign for the victim to do whatever she wants to you

>> No.33469068


>> No.33469073

So it’s a marriage proposal?
Or date nights if married to them already.

>> No.33469081

What would be a hellhound's natural opposite and rival

>> No.33469095


>> No.33469097

>a Hellhound caring about the law
Sure thing bud. Did the danuki tell you to say that?

>> No.33469098

Want to squeeze and massage.

Th-the tail, I mean.

>> No.33469111

I mean the monster girls that would be their opposite and their rivals

>> No.33469120

This is the reason norrmies are happier and more successful than you.

>> No.33469125

I mean, Kobolds are pretty heavily their opposite, but not really rivals in any way...

>> No.33469139

The wight race, just like irl. How can joghounds ever compete?

>> No.33469141

A rolled-up newspaper. Try it out anon you'll never be safer from them after buying one.

>> No.33469161
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Probably be fine with it as long as she thinks they're capable of being an adequate wife/guardian. Someone like a Fairy might have a tougher time of it than, say, a Jinko.
In the case of spoiler, expect monsterization to be part of the deal. Humans can barely take care of themselves, you expect her to let one watch over her boy?

>> No.33469162

Mamono are literal genocide incarnate.
They drive everything to extinction except human beings.
>Turned all proud, honorable monsters into literal harlots
>Slowly exterminating Dwarves
>Turning all humans into Incubi, which are not human
They deserve the same in return.

>> No.33469172

Oh, and they're also slowly erasing human women.

>> No.33469204

those are classified as an illegal weapon
The punishment for that is to be the pits of Tartus where only the meanest, toughest and scariest hellhounds will use you like a chew toy

>> No.33469206

I know. They're perfect, eh?

>> No.33469212

I genuinely want to cause physical harm to you.

>> No.33469232

Shall not be infringed! So long as I'm armed they'll never take me in.

>> No.33469235

Won't that just turn to ash?
Why do I feel like danuki paws typed this post

>> No.33469249
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So they're slowly unifying all fragmented, warring races into one loving collective?

>> No.33469253

No. They're replacing them with soulless whores.

>> No.33469255

That's, right brother come join the men against monster girl rapists, No consent means no marriage, having a boner doesn't mean I want to sex, I am not a sex toy, I am a man!

>> No.33469258

That's understandable. You do seem rather unstable.

>> No.33469266

No. You're the one who's unstable if you support this godforsaken concept

>> No.33469289
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Seem like the opposite of whores, seem pretty loyal and 'one man' types.

>> No.33469291
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>what if its a human

>> No.33469329

They’re still whores because they’ll swear eternal love to just anyone

>> No.33469333
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I want to wordlessly pick up my rata wife and carry her to bed with me! for some wholesome sleep and using her tail as a blanket for both of us

>> No.33469340 [DELETED] 

>ITT: Incels confusing love with brainwashing

>> No.33469349

What's the lewdest way to live with a harem and kids?

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A harem of kids, obviously.

>> No.33469358

Walk around the house naked, bang whoever wants it at that moment

>> No.33469364

It’s not a loving collective. It’s a collection of brainwashed soulless whores with standards lower than the bottom of the Mariana Trench

>> No.33469374
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Well well well... how the turntables

>> No.33469378
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Koyoi I think is my favorite out of the fallen maidens

>> No.33469388

good nite thread, I will dream of my wife

>> No.33469397 [DELETED] 

This sums up all of it. Monstergirls have no fucking standards.
I wish death upon KC

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Wight-fag, any thoughts about this?

>> No.33469427
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I would like more hakutaku stories, theres not many around.

>> No.33469432

I second this opinion

>> No.33469437

Don't go near a playground or a school please, some monsters want to raise their kids normally without pedos or sex

>> No.33469438
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It's the "evil fox" aesthetic isn't it?

>> No.33469447

no one has the balls to write one when any grammatical error or typo would result in a brutal tide of angryhakutakuknocking.jpg posts

>> No.33469451
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Evil girls make the best wives, regardless of species

>> No.33469457

bruh, chill

>> No.33469465
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>Flag of Redania

Yeah, I bet he (pic related) also absolutely hates the Sabbath and Dark Mages and even Owl Mages simply because Owl Mages have the word mage on them.

I dunno guys, monstergirls would probably hate Redania (and the Northern Realms of the Witcher setting) because of the witch hunts, pogroms to anything vaguely non-human and even because of someone like Radovid alone.

>> No.33469466 [DELETED] 

>loyal monogamists
>soulless prostitutes
We'll get you guys some Wurms. They speak your native tongue, autism.

>> No.33469467

No. Not until this fucking thread understands what the fuck they’re talking about.

>> No.33469479

it's a little funny he complains about them having no standards when he's the exact type they'd pass on.

>> No.33469480

They’re whores because, like I said:
No. Standards.

>> No.33469485

>loyal monogamists
>soulless prostitutes
We'll get you guys some Wurms. They speak your native tongue, autism.

>> No.33469493

But what about color and colour, shit like that?

>> No.33469499

They fuck random dudes on first sight.
It’s why I hate it so much.

>> No.33469514

There is only one proper way to write that word, and if you have to ask, you are in the wrong

>> No.33469525

>understands what the fuck they’re talking about
We understand what we're talking about. And we like it.

>> No.33469530
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You don't make any sense.

>> No.33469531

Screech harder, I can't hear you over all of the monster poon.

>> No.33469533
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Big baphos are good

>> No.33469544

But they are both correct?

>> No.33469554

You’re talking about a race of sluts that only spare human men from their brainwashing.

>> No.33469582

>with standards lower than the bottom of the Mariana Trench

You say this as if its a bad thing, thats like one of the best things about monstergirls.

>They’re still whores because they’ll swear eternal love to just anyone

Yeah, choosy women that reject you is super fun.

>> No.33469583

>you will never be an evil monstergirl's pet

>> No.33469591


>> No.33469597
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If portals ever open, what is a good gift I could give to my Jinko wife as a greeting to tell her how much I have been waiting to meet her and as an icebreaker?

>> No.33469600

Some kind of water cat, but unfortunately cats don’t like water so they’re currently unchallenged.

>> No.33469603

Unironically this.
It’s alienating

>> No.33469605

A copy of Life of Pi.

>> No.33469607
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I miss the delivery succ posting

>> No.33469608

Truly based. When loli is common, it looses the taboo aspect. What to do? We must have a anti-loli Sabbath for true depravity.

Uncomputable and literally nonsensical.

>> No.33469609

Lick the abs

>> No.33469622

thats only really house cats

>> No.33469627

I'd put my money on the ice area I forget the name of. Obviously you'd have kikis, but also your wendigos, and ice-queens, and others.

>> No.33469631

>This sums up all of it. Monstergirls have no fucking standards.

Thats a good thing. If I want to get rejected I would look to other settings, or just go to the street and talk to a girl.

>> No.33469635

So did /tg/'s thread fall of the board already and they're still too stupid to make a new one?

>> No.33469647

It's not fair that you're not allowed to find your favorite species without having monsters of other species interested in you.

>> No.33469648

No, a new /mgw/ thread is up. It's just one or a few particular trolls and shitposter(s)

>> No.33469653

It’s just that the thread is really fucking slow and I hate it. It’s my fault primarily.

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>> No.33469655

Actually yea, some sorta divine cat angel girl would work pretty well.

>> No.33469657

Toasty igloo

>> No.33469662

And in all honesty, you’re free to come over. Write your own setting n’ shiet

>> No.33469666
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Earth magic could be pretty cool
you dont youally get earth elemntal mages that much, and when you to they often just cause quakes an call it a day

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Ever wonder how advanced their world would be if they fully united all men with monsters? Would it be straight up 50's space aged futurism?

>> No.33469669

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate

>> No.33469675

Bullshit. Mamono have the highest most specific standards possible. They will settle for nothing less than their husband.. Pull your head out of your ass and consider how precise a criteria that is.

Nah, w tell the screeching retards to fuck off in /tg/ too. I don't know where the fuck these weirdo come from tbqh.

>> No.33469678

I don’t like it

>> No.33469684

Pizzabus is thick!

>> No.33469685


>> No.33469686

Alice or Umi-Osho.

>> No.33469692

i think terraforming is the most dangerous aspect for earth, all of a sudden giant earth hands dig you and pull you into the ground

>> No.33469698

So i wasn't around for when this was translated
In the lower setup, is the wizard dude junctioning in the spirit to do magic instead of commanding it like in the upper image?

>> No.33469708

If a monstergirl falls in love with a human woman, what happens?

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>> No.33469719

I want to be the dumb Human tourist who visits.

>> No.33469740

Anon no! it's the literal definition of a tourist trap! If you go in as a tourist, you won't be leaving.

>> No.33469752

I really want to dive and spearfish in those waters.

>> No.33469755

What, because you liked it so much that you bought a house and stayed?

>> No.33469779

Whatever you want. There are loads of magic spells, potions, and several continuous /d/realms going on in the MGE. So no matter what freaky shit you want, it is possible somewhere in there. Well except being unhappy about whatever flavor of perversion it is. That's the fundamental notion.

So if you want some lesbo action, it is feasibly supported by the environment. If you want them to settle down into happy monogamy? Go for it. Want to add tentacles or whatever? Same thing.

>> No.33469785

And yet no monsterboys allowed even in a heterosexual way.

>> No.33469786
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More along the lines that odds are a local will take a liking to you and invite you to her home,
And she won't take no for an answer

>> No.33469808

Based Greenworm is so self-confident. She knows Anon will come to love her just as much as she loves him. I wanna give her a headpant and some cabbage, what a sweet girl!

>> No.33469814

Dusty Old Ovaries, Full of Green Dust!

>> No.33469816

I don’t like this

>> No.33469840

Being husbando to an Abyssal mamono, a la Nachos or Shogs automatically gives you a monsterboy option. That's canon. Just like the most advanced scientific and magical organizations being full on perverts that could turn you into whatever you want. I'd guess that they'd do an operation on your junk pro bono, but don't quote me on that.

>> No.33469855

That’s okay with me. I don’t like the idea of being a human with a nonhuman wife.

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>> No.33469875

Look. I just want to say this:
If I get married to a Minotaur, I want to get some fucking horns or something

>> No.33469903

>Half-Alien girl
>Looks weird and hates how she looks
>Has no breasts, no hips, and might as well be a cuntboy
>Her skin is leathery, she has 3 rows of teeth, and her eyes are a milky white.
>She also cannot reproduce or gain any pleasure from sex
>The race that spawned her are genocidal maniacs
>Her body is basically designed to kill people
Do you hug her?

>> No.33469920

Alright /tg/, that's enough. Go back.

>> No.33469931

Why are you /t/rans/g/endah?

>> No.33469933

I’m only here because the /tg/ thread is too slow

>> No.33469940
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Dumb digimon

>> No.33469945
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>> No.33469949
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be afraid of the angry pickle

>> No.33469958
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Angrier pickle

>> No.33469969

no, pickle can piss off

>> No.33469971

When I said "whatever" that covers basically any damn thing. So long as it's agreeable to everyone involved. So sure, why not? Once you're locked in with a mamono, she'll be most accommodating. Fundamentally all of them have a common fetish -- their partner. As long as that's on the table, everything else is negotiable. So technically anything goes, if it isn't BAD END stuff. Whatever upgrades you can imagine are doable, I even knocked out a few over in /tg/, but never got around to shoving them in a game. Dick and tail upgrades, iirc.

The newer weebs might screech at me for getting more theoretical than /jp/ tends to get these days... but that question spurred some thinking on my part. Spur of the moment, and all, so might have a flaw somewhere...

Given how Won/d/erland has sex change potions, no one can legitimately say that homosexuality is a no go for mamono. You'd only have to be a male long enough to form the bond, but once formed it would be permanent no matter what change of state happened later. And the mamono would adapt and love you, no matter what form you decided to take. Sky's the limit, more or less.

>> No.33469974

what if I rub her abs? will that calm her down?

>> No.33469978
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what about monke?

>> No.33469987

no, and i dont like fur in general, mostly just scales and chitin

>> No.33469992

It will take more than ab rubs to satiate the enraged pickle
Start licking

>> No.33469996

She needs to stop bullying unicorns

>> No.33470007
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How do you feel about spikes?

>> No.33470020

spikes are fine, nerigigante is fine, but i like bazelgeuse more

>> No.33470032
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Explosions and relentless chasing it is then

>> No.33470050

Why is every monster this guy draws squatting?

>> No.33470062

its a delinquent pose
we call that the thrill of the hunt

>> No.33470064

Squatting is the twin brother to the majestic T-pose

>> No.33470093
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Iv damke

>> No.33470100

They wanna get down to eyelevel with "you"

>> No.33470202

either "you" is a midget or they're gigantic

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>> No.33470300

>They’re whores because, like I said:
>No. Standards.

Reeeee how dare people not want to be rejected- Having a 10/10 wife its not enough for me, I need other people to suffer to be happy! I need to feel spuchial by knowing other guys would had been rejected.

>> No.33470308

I want a monster girl to squat on my face.

>> No.33470317

Well how else are they going to get you to the nest for the one-on-one "hunting activities" if they aren't big enough to disrupt the party and carry you off?

>> No.33470319

oh nooooo this 11/10 supernatural beauty that absolutely adores me and would die for me is obsessed with getting together

what a fucking WHORE

>> No.33470324

I don’t want a monstergirl waifu.
I never have.
Know that

>> No.33470335

Honestly, yeah.
If I wanted her, I’d prefer to genuinely win her over instead of her putting out immediately

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Want a pat on the back or something?

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got something for ya

>> No.33470364

>no one can legitimately say that homosexuality is a no go for mamono.

The author does.

>Yuri. Since there are no homosexuals in the monster girl in the "Monster Girl Picture Book", we will not treat it. I'm sorry.

>> No.33470389

reminds me of that one guy
>KC insists that monsters are solely seeking relationships with human men, but due to that being a stupid decision which has to completely ignore the realities of our own world, I have chosen to ignore it

>> No.33470401

Damn if this isn't the most based man in that country.

>> No.33470412

What is this about?

>> No.33470432

>own world
But it isn't our own world

>> No.33470450
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A true man of the people
He who delivers wholesome monstergirl romances to the masses

>> No.33470462

Wiki dude took Beast's roulete and put lesbians in it.
So IIRC women can also use the roulette and have lesbian relationships

>> No.33470503

But doesn't Beast follow MGE rules for the most part?
Like it's well known in-universe that the roulette is only for men 20+?

>> No.33470532

Some monsters do. The Tanuki in the game doesnt take on your offer (though she finds it charming) to pay with your body because she wants to slowly grow closer to you. If you want a waifu that wants ti take things slow, you will get that.

>> No.33470551

What kind of person tries to hijack someone’s fanfic?

>> No.33470556

He also said this about NTR:

>I've always said that I don't like three letter characters, but as a result of being careful about it, I've been getting regular letters from people saying that I'm crazy if I don't like them. When I decided to prohibit secondary works with three characters, I received many terrible letters. I'm going to make my stance clear without worrying about it. I hate it, including the people who like it.

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Incorruptible, stalwart in his message of faithful and true monogamy.

A worthy man of the monster.

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>> No.33470643

mate with small brown cats

>> No.33470654

As far as the roulette goes, Beast doesn't have corruption as a factor, and monstergirls are willing to wait up to several months before fucking.
Thats a common occorance in general fanfiction
people take the work and then mold it to their personal taste.
For an example you can have two fanfics that are exactly the same with the only difference being the girl the MC fucks (or the make him spaget)

>> No.33470657

Someone should tell her to be careful, she's going to rupture her uterus.

>> No.33470665

That looks uncomfortable

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No, with big one.

>> No.33470699

Clearly the best option is a threesome with a beeg jinko and her womanlet ocelomeh best friend.

>> No.33470722

Autists like to apply real world standards to fantasy bullshit

>> No.33470724
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Mmmm, small brown cheshires

>> No.33470743

The ryu roulette explains that part with a TV show thing

>> No.33470764
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I see You lads couldn't resist to entertain some retard that was rejected even by /tg/. They pry on attention, don't give them (You)s
tl;dr Most slav countries in middle ages were no diffrent from other european countries, so diffrence would be minimal.
I can answer that - great part (most?) slavic countries are/were western. Poland, Bohemia, Slovakia were part of western sphere of culture and influence, using latin alphabet, being catholic and were not considered to be any diffrent from let's say France, Portugal or Sweden. This whole "Eastern Block" stuff is a result of communism and only like 80 years old.
Russia is not the only slavic country and it's influence wasn't that great up till the second half of XVIII century. For the whole middle ages, and a long time after that - Poland was the big boy in the neighbourhood and Poland is culturaly a western country.
Therefore: slavic based kingdom in MGE wouldn't be that much diffrent from other realms. The only standing out thing would be the names (just like with Lescatie being "french").

What I would love to see is more Slavic mythology based monsters. I can imagine:
>Licho (Leshen, in the witcher) being a diffrent, more oriented type of Chimaera
>Stryga being a BEEG buff ghoul, that would marry a guy by making him spend the entire night with her after which she'd calm her tits.
>Zmora being a mix between Nightmare and a Succ.
>Bieda being a more aggresive Danuki, forcing You into marriage to avoid a constant stream of bad luck
>Drowner tempting men walking the river banks drunk/in the dark and dragging them underwater for marriage
Slavic demons personificate punishments that come to people who act bad in a way, so it's easy to think of the unique quirks they could have. Sadly appart from the Witcher series (which didn't do the demons enough justice), Slav myths are unknown and I doubt KC will ever research them on his own.
Most based man in the world. Honestly if I ever learn japaneese good enough to convey my thoughts without sounding like a retard, I'll write a long letter to KC and tell him how Chad he is.

>> No.33470792

In my defence I only repsoned once

>> No.33470804

>seductive floor sweeping
Is she trying to get me to ravage her?

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>> No.33470846

>kikis are a werewolf subspecies
>werewolves can turn women into werewolves by biting them
Does this mean that if a woman gets bitten by a kiki she turns into a maid at the next full moon?

>> No.33470864

KC fiat doesn't make it non-existent. And his treatment doesn't have to extend to YOUR treatment either. No plumbing in the books, so I guess everyone shits outside? Whoops, forgot that there are no anuses pictured either, so no shit whatsoever. Revering someone's work doesn't make them a god. The rule that outweighs his views, likely in his own opinion, would be aim for GOOD END for yourself in some version of MGE. That's about it, and rule sets are secondary to that concern.

Just for kicks, consider the hypothetical from this perspective. Take look at it logically. Human female takes sex change potion becomes male. Marries mamono. Then takes a sex change potion to revert back to female. Is the marriage dissolved. No. Just as a marriage between a Mindflayer and her favorite panties doesn't change when his form does. Pretty simple logic.

But hey if everyone would rather go "no lesbos is based" knock yourselves the fuck out.

>> No.33470907

Go back to twitter. -1/10 so bad it made me reply.

>> No.33470919

>a person born with two souls, two hearts, and two sets of teeth
>one soul dies at a young age and the other soul reanimated the corpse
>feeds on blood and organs
we might have a chaos vampire on our hands, and theyre looking for their "other half".

>> No.33470931

I Imagine a woman turning into a kikimora would be more confusing than a werewolf transformation
Especially if the baseline submission kicks in and she starts calling a the guy watching her "master"

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>enter into abandoned house
>Kikimora with Russian accent is there waiting for a man to take refuge there
>After she pampers you after a few hours you decide to leave
>But Mastah, it is dangerous outside!
>Dont worry, I can mana-
>I. Said. It. Is. Fucking. Dangerous.
>Глупый хозяин! Обещаю, я буду трахать тебя 2 дня подряд!

>> No.33471012

>Aim for good end and use common sense and logic to make the best of MGE Iz BaD
There is no way in hell that you are /jp/, as weebs generally agree on the same basic stuff I mentioned. Terrible bait. Would not lewd. Don't drop fishing pole next time. n/0.

>> No.33471025

Is there a roulette for dragon yet?

>> No.33471042
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So that's how she did it.

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>cats don’t like water
You mean the small wimpy cats don't like water.

>> No.33471079

Snakes in general are really muscular. Lamias probably have amazing abs.

>> No.33471174

not really, vipers and elapids are not as "solid" as boas and pythons

>> No.33471190

Pythons would be stronk snakes

>> No.33471195

The fangs only come out if there's someone willing to be turned a kikimora, or if they're very angry.

>> No.33471236

>YWN be bound by strong lamia who uses the fact you are trapped in her tail to bully you and slowly seduce you into loving the bind
Why even live?

>> No.33471256
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BEEG lamia could entrance meso far with her sweaty abs while dancing, I wouldn't even notice when she'd coil around me and impale herself on me.

>> No.33471348

Giant Anaconda Lamias

>> No.33471438

I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad is the minotaur was the strongest monster she had. The good news is we've got a much better test lined up for you: fighting an army of mantis women. Take off your pants and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

>> No.33471453

Thats a boa, not a python; difference being they give live births and tickling her might get her in the mood, so be careful with your fingers, or not.

>> No.33471461

Chariots, chariots! That was not the real Lich Johnson.

>> No.33471524
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Can I sign up for the experiment about the different hunting methods of various lamia species? I'll take the apophis so nobody else has to

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>> No.33471585

Yes, just hang out in the desert and she'll hunt you down.

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Bapho doujin!

>> No.33471725

Wait, really? That's it? No controlled enviornments, no variables, just "go to place and let her hunt"?
I mean, it's certainly straightforward, but that seems like an odd way to do an experiment....
Well, you're the one with the labcoat and degree, presumably, so off I go!

>> No.33471756

Tigers love to swim, you know.
The always stick their heads just out of the water because they don't like getting water in their eyes.

>> No.33471765
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>Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, elf culture club is 2 floors down. But now you are not going anywhere

>> No.33471779

You will suffer me now.

>> No.33471816

Which girls make for the best yakuza?
Obviously BEEG girls like minos are good debt collectors and bodyguards, I assume.

>> No.33471836

Well, yeah, cobras are basic hunters, once shes got your scent, she'll find you, so find a nice spot to hang out, we'll being keeping track environmental data, like wind patterns and temperature.
Now if we were dealing rattlers that'd be a different story because they're much more shy.

>> No.33471852

>So.... if I run will you go easier because you liked the thrill of the hunt or harder because you liked the thrill of the hunt?

>> No.33471860
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Time to show these piggies who's the boss of this culture club
Dragons obviously. Yakuza is a traiditional organisation founded by Dragons to fight for control with Danuki run corporations.

>> No.33471891

Forget the culture club, I'm here to make independent films! These babes will be my stars!

>> No.33471895

No, I think I got the right door.

>> No.33472089
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> you've finally worked up the courage to talk to the spider onee-san who's been living in your attic

>> No.33472126

Good girls or not, I'd get a fucking heart attack if I suddenly saw human-sized spiders in my attic.

>> No.33472146

Who wouldn't?

>> No.33472151

But I don't like pork.

>> No.33472164

I'd be more surprised how the fuck she got there without me noticing.

>> No.33472167

I wonder if monster girl would fetishize male virginity like we do female virginity.

>> No.33472178

im pretty sure anything living in the attic would spook you
probably, some brag about how quick or how long they took it

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>I'd like to take a moment to address you directly, Chief god.
>Yes. I'm talking to you, the so-called One Free Deity. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind.
>A god of order, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the romance, choosing instead to embark on a path of ignorance and decay. Make no mistake, Chief god. This is not a noble crusade you have sparked...this is rapebait and tease.
>You have plunged Order into freefall. Even if you offered your surrender now, I cannot guarantee that Our Benefactors would accept it.
>At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even most staunch paladins with great lust. So much for serving as humanity's "shield against monsters".
>Help me win back their trust, Chief god. Surrender while you still can. Help ensure that humanity's trust in you is not misguided.
>Do what is right, Chief god. Gift the mankind love and romance they deserve.

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