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Spring is getting closer, time to think of the garden.

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>> No.33472283
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I like cows but I was faster.

>> No.33475686

I think most KC's girls looked better before they were monsterized.

>> No.33475919
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Lizard wife = happy life

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Dr Mofu is in

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>>33481035
I need help doctor mofu, it's been 24 hours since I touched a fluffy tail.

>> No.33481239

>>33472200
Hope it won't dry.

>> No.33482120

>>33481035

Doctor, Doctor! Gimme the news! I gotta...BAD CASE OF MOFU BLUES!

>> No.33483762
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>SMT4 Underground but with Monster Girls
>THE RAPENING has forced humanity to take shelter in underground subways.
>Brave men and women lost day by day when they go to the surface to salvage materials for survival.
>They never return, kidnapped and taken back to the monster's den for endless sex and raising her children.

>> No.33483821

Do all monsters have a baseline knowledge about magic, even if they're not capable of casting it? Or are some species so disconnected from spellcasting that I could impress them with nonmagical things and calling them spells?
>Slime breaks into your house
>wtfisthat
>Do the lighter and aerosol can thing hoping to scare it away with fire
>"Wow, that looks like a powerful spell! Are you a fire mage?"
>Nine months and one marriage later, and she still thinks you're a world-class wizard because you can strike matches and snuff out candles with your fingers

>> No.33483869
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Attention mgt
Vampire panties
That is all.

>> No.33483933

>>33483869
Thank you.

>> No.33483972

hello frens

>> No.33483987

>>33481239
All things considered that's probably what she wants

>> No.33484001

>>33483972
>no borderline retarded mucus toad gf
FUCK

>> No.33484026
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>>33483972
Hello, please post images of girls with monster features.

>> No.33484047

>>33484001
fuck you reminded me how fucked I would be if I encountered a wurm. I would love those big fucking tards like no tomorrow. I would be the man that cause the largest city of wurms to be formed due to how much time I would be loving my wife

>> No.33484085

>>33484047
>She doesn't know a lot
>but she does know she loves you
they're good girls.

>> No.33484163
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I like this thread better than the other one, I'm going to post my minos here instead.

>> No.33484193
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>>33484163
Would you help your waifu with puzzles and complex math? And by complex math I mean anything beyond basic addition or subtraction.

>> No.33484204

Stop bumping a left behind thread, it's not getting recycled.

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Does your monster girl ever give you puppydog eyes?

>> No.33484245

>>33484204
I don't have to deal with the mentally ill /tg/ faggot or the guy thinking /pol/ is stalking him here tho.

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>>33483869

>> No.33484379

What other wacky adventures should Anon Cockson go on

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God she is a pretty monster girl. I hope they don't ruin her.

>> No.33484421

>>33484379
Anon Cockson changes the runes on a powerful monster's golem make it go berserk mode, causing the golem to ruin the monster's attempt to mana mark and eventually capture Anon Cockson.

>> No.33484482

>>33484047
While I find intelligent women attractive, I'm worried if I end up with a really smart one like a Lich, I'd be like a drooling retard to her, but wurmposting gives me hope she'd at least find me as adorable as Wurms according to Anons.

>> No.33484507

>>33484482
I want to be some lichs BDPH
Big Dumb Protector Husband

>> No.33484565
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>>33483869

>> No.33484566

>>33484507
>Big Dumb Protector Husband
I want to be this for a fluffy beastman-type girl that is actually way stronger than me. I will protect them, even if they don't need it.

>> No.33484592

>>33472200
I need a fucking hug

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>> No.33484601
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I want a Raiju and Thunderbird gf. How does one go about attaining both of these?

>> No.33484611

>>33484592
Get a dakimakura or doll you can put hydraulics in.

>> No.33484630

>>33484601
Don't ask people here how to get them or how to speak or get them to exist or do anything with them. They just go around in circles over and over. Never do they ever do anything that helps makes monster girls a reality.

>> No.33484641

>>33484601
Walk around with a giant battery, and ask monsters if they know someone who can charge it for you.

>> No.33484642
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>>33484193
When the wife needs help, it's her husband's duty to step in.
>>33484566
If you like Baphomets, you're in luck, they're strong as hell but don't look like it.

>> No.33484668

>>33484611
You’re fun

>> No.33484697

>>33484668
Want to see some of my works?

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>>33484642
I imagine that, due to her inability to perform magic whatsoever, Runya has a level of strength that would make Superman shit himself.
But she's totally unaware of it due to her continued attempts to make magic work.

>> No.33484717

>>33484601
look for a bandmember and someone who is shcliking right in front of you and you are sure to be zapped

>> No.33484730

I really hope kc doesnt become a vtuber

>> No.33484735

>>33484642
>Baphomets
I'm a tall guy, I have troubles when it comes to interacting with really short girls. You think I could find a Bapho that is at around average height?

>> No.33484736

>>33484697
I don’t know what you’re talking about

>> No.33484764

>>33484565
Despite her looks, Flan is a beast in bed

>> No.33484804

>>33484735
Literally blasphemy.

>> No.33484806

>>33484736
C'mon man. Live a little ;)

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>>33484764
The real question is: Can you handle Four of a Kind?

>> No.33484820

>>33484735
You can always fuck the young versions like with human women.

>> No.33484839

>>33484713
Imagine the deathgrips

>> No.33484845

>>33484804
I think there would be some height variation. I don't understand why it's bad to want a Bapho I can casually handhold without having to crouch down.

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>>33484845
Just pick her up silly.

>> No.33484860

>>33484839
>Runya wonders why you don't buck into her when she's riding you like the other girls say their husband does
>You try, but it's like trying to move a mountain.

>> No.33484867

Latest MM chapter had Milk Centaurs. Does anyone actually understand the practical utility a Milk Centaur has?
>Tremendous strength and endurance.
>Tall (usually), can reach high shelves.
>Would basically replace your car.
>Now also equip with milk tanks, turning her into a galloping milk truck.
Just imagine...

>> No.33484868

>>33484807
The answer is irrelevant as she's riding you till you pass out anyways.
Unless you've got womb-bloating stamina she's the one who will still be conscious at the end.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlaV6y4eFKg

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>>33484735
>You think I could find a Bapho that is at around average height?

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>>33484845
You could, it's just that her existence is an affront to their religion.

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I want to relax in the bedroom and watch TV with my wight.

>> No.33484882

https://litter.catbox.moe/rlw9p6.mp4

FYI she can beat Super Mario World stage 1 controler in hand.

>> No.33484888

>>33484856
That's not a bad idea actually, I would get to feel her two fluffy legs on my neck and shoulders. Guess regular sized baphos work after all.

>> No.33484890

>>33484867
You also forget the dump truck ass.

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>>33484888
It's a seriously overlooked perk.

>> No.33484904

>>33484890
>dump truck ass
I hate this phrase i hate is so much

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>>33484735
>Psst, hey, hey you, human!
>Wanna see something truly taboo?

>> No.33484930

>>33484917
truly evil.

>> No.33484931

>>33484904
I love it. It's the best.

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>>33484917
I never liked that picture.
There's just something wrong with her tits, or her upper body proportions.

>> No.33484941

>>33484882
Meant for the onahole thread?

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Carry on then.

>> No.33484950

>>33484938
Her body looks very long

>> No.33484956

>>33484946
Oh hey a third one

>> No.33484963

>>33484938
a man could get lost in those rectangles

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>>33484956
There's a lot more.

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Choose, anon
Full goat with no snake, or full dragon with TWO snakes?

>> No.33484975

>>33484904
Wait, she's a centaur. She's got the backside of a international cargo freighter.

>> No.33484982

>>33484971
I like twin tails

>> No.33484993

>>33484964
She's real cute

>> No.33484994

>>33484975
yes but it's horse ass... does it count?

>> No.33485010

>>33484879
Mature-looking baphos should just pedomorph themselves.
why settle for mediocrity when perfection is so easily achievable?

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>>33484993
She's flat as a board.

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If I get married to a winged monstergirl, would I eventually start sprouting wings?

>> No.33485050

>>33484971
all goat chimera is really weird, fusing 4 cunnys should not, in any circumstance, create a hag.

>> No.33485067

>>33485045
No

>> No.33485077

>>33485010
Canonically it's not even a major thing. It was always meant to be a new type of play because monsters are willing to have sex that isn't their favorite because it's new experience in their long lives. Baphomets get their power from the depravity of little girls and it's been said by KC that there is no onee Sabbath.

>> No.33485078

>>33485045
>If I get married to a busty monstergirl, would I eventually start growing boobs?

>> No.33485082

>>33485045
yes, on your dick, careful though, it will also detach itself from your body.

>> No.33485084

>>33485045
God I fucking wish

>> No.33485086
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>>33485045
No. But there is nothing wrong with having her fly you around if she is capable of it.

>> No.33485089

>>33485045
Nah. Learn a fly spell homie.

>> No.33485097

>>33484971
I can't be the only one who really dislikes the execution of the chimera concept for this girl

>> No.33485098

>>33485045
I anything you'll just probably be more fall (literal falling) resistant

>> No.33485111

>>33485097
It's the fucking WoW shoulderpads that kill it.

>> No.33485112

>>33485098
As opposed to metaphorical falling?

>> No.33485114

>>33485013
She might be flat but from what I am aware of, she has a meaty tail, so I'm good with it

>> No.33485185

>>33485077
imagine being seduced by a temporarily megamorphed bapho as a cunny hating ignorant Buffon who knows nothing about monster girl society, fucking her until you faint, and waking up beside a child who you know nothing about.

>> No.33485200

>>33485185
Sex with little girls is good btw.

>> No.33485204

>>33485097
no, but its had to make a real chimera without going full blown /d/ or abandoning the cute girl, maybe they couldve been a chaos creature that keeps shifting

>> No.33485207

>>33485185
I figure they wait until your balls deep and then transform back for the vice grip.

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Posting here too I suppose
Had the urge to climb a mountain but think that going at it alone might be too much? Consider Greenworms! Whether you are looking to climb the highest peaks in the world or just the local gym rock wall, your Greenworm is a perfect partner to bring along. Many people consider the Greenworm's claws to be a problem, as they look intimidatingly pointy and cause the worm itself to lack hands/fingers, which are essential for many activities. These same claws, however, are one of the perks that allow for the Greenworm to be a great climbing buddy. These claws actually have thousands of microscopic projections on them, which means that they are great at gripping on to vertical surfaces. This, in addition to the claw's overall durability, allows them to scale many walls, even those that lack some of the grips that someone like you or me would need to hold on to. This means that these hungry little green girls are actually more suited for climbing than most regular people, so regardless of skill you can invite your Greenworm and be able to climb right away. If you're hoping to get into better shape to climb, don't worry there either. Greenworms make excellent trainers, as they can hang on your back at the gym and act as a training weight to get you ready to climb with a backpack. While hanging on, they can give you compliments and pep talks, making sure that you don't give up partway through with your conditioning. Together, the two of you can be in shape for difficult climbs in no time at all! I thought about giving climbing a go recently, so me and my Greenworm set out for the nearby tall mountain by our city. It wasn't there originally, but due to an official proclamation by the Demon Lord once this place got integrated, one was somehow generated. Don't ask me how, but supposedly it was put there to accommodate mamono from colder climates who happened to meet a guy from the city, so that their husbands could still commute to work and they could live comfortably in their element. After a brief 30 minute bus ride, we took a cable car up to the mountain settlement, where we began our trek up the designated climbing trail. The climb itself went well; it was a little more cold than I would have anticipated in practice, but it was exhilarating and pretty simple with my Greenworm next to me. Upon reaching a rest stop up the mountain, a large unexpected snow storm rolled in, probably some idiot said the Ice Queen's ass was too fat or something. So we were forced to shelter there and hopefully be able to make it back down the mountain come tomorrow, which wasn't too big a deal seeing as they had a nice cave-like camping area where we could set up. Despite the circumstances, it was actually pretty peaceful, with my worm sitting in my lap while we kept ourselves warm next to the fire. As I looked down on her while she drifted away to sleep, I ran my hand through her hair while remembering all the fun we had that day climbing. Who would have thought that my original plans getting mucked up would result in such a clandestine and comfy situation? I gave her a little kiss on the forehead and hugged her close before carrying her to her sleeping bag and slipping her in. I must have been feeling a bit cold myself, as the fire was dying out and I had an almost uncontrollable urge to slip into that bag with her! Not wanting to disturb her cute resting face, I went to the other side of the camp and slept myself. We awoke to the friendly Mr. Wendi who works as a guide for the mountain settlement, and he took us back, where we are still planning our next mountain climbing adventure! With that, I hope that you can see what fun you can have trying out climbing with your Greenworm!

>> No.33485219

>>33485097
It should've just been a catchall for hybrids

>> No.33485232

>>33485208
The coolest worms around

>> No.33485240

>>33485204
Could have been a taur

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>>33472200

>> No.33485309

>>33485097
Axe the pauldrons and she is great, I think her head and legs are some of kc's best but those stupid shoulders and her static pose really hurt her profile.

>> No.33485317

>>33485295
I just want to be sandwiched in between these sticky cuties.

>> No.33485328

>>33485295
I need these flowers in full bloom

>> No.33485329

Alright imagine, Monstergirl Encyclopedia but animated in Joel Haver style of animation and humor:

>https://youtu.be/iP468OEln4U
>https://youtu.be/tq_KOmXyVDo

>> No.33485332

>>33485309
Yeah. I don't even know why there's a dragon head there. The Chimera didn't have a dragon head.

>> No.33485337

>>33485045
Of course not, that denies the girl excuses to carry you around in her arms while flying, they'd never allow that

>> No.33485356

>>33485332
A lotta Japanese chimeras have dragon heads for some reason.

>> No.33485357

>>33485329
unbelievably cursed.

>> No.33485374

>>33485045
Why are you still trying

>> No.33485376

>>33484917
Hot. I want one.

>> No.33485380

>>33485374
Not me.

>> No.33485383

>>33485356
probably for the same reason that their kobolds are just bipedal dogs instead of cool-looking lizards.

>> No.33485402

>>33485383
I want to lead a group of lizard kobolds in defending our dungeon from mean adventurers trying to steal our silverware.

>> No.33485404

>>33485374
What?

>> No.33485408

>>33484938
Goat eyes are really cute.
i wonder why kc doesn't give more of his girls animal eyes, human eyes are boring.

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>>33472200

>> No.33485411

>>33485337
To be fair, you'd be able to spend more time together in the air, likely where your winged girl would be most comfortable.

Has to get tiring carrying someone around all the time.

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I lose on purpose to level 1 slimes so they can have my body!

>> No.33485416

>Get defeated by big bad evil monster girl
>You’ve been a thorn in her side since the beginning of your adventure
>Still you’ve proven yourself strong and able plus there is no greater shame than tainting the bloodline of a hero
>Has weird sense of dirty talk telling you how your daughter will be born a monster and will help her take over your beloved land corrupting it till it resembles the heart of the demon realm itself then rule it herself as heir to the hero’s and monster’s bloodline
>Keeps you around to take sure your seed took and not because she loves you or anything weak like that
>Also makes you cuddle with her every night demanding you be big spoon
>Explains that she just doesn’t want you escaping and not cause she loves the way your strong arms wrap around her
>9 months later a completely normal human boy is born
>Insults you calling you a foul fallen hero insisting that you did something to ensure the child is a boy
>But this time she’ll make sure you’ll give her a daughter and proper heir to her dark throne
>Makes you stay on top this time whilst she watches you closely to make sure you don’t use your magic that you must’ve used last time to make the child a boy

>> No.33485419

>>33485411
>likely where your winged girl would be most comfortable.
False, she's most comfortable when you're in her arms or she's in yours!

>> No.33485424

I want my kobold to spit in my mouth and have proposed such but the idea of doing anything degrading to me fills her with shock and horror.

I don't actually want her to do it, that wide-eyed reaction just makes me diamonds.

>> No.33485426

>>33485413
>Level 100 adventurer returning to lowbie areas to job to low-level monsters and start a harem
D E V I L I S H

>> No.33485427

>>33485416
>meanwhile her lieutenants are all fawning over and playing with the son with teddy bears and the like

>> No.33485440

>>33485240
like a front half lion, rear half goat, snake tail, thats a little weird since the species is an unnatural one.

>> No.33485444

>>33485416
>>Insults you calling you a foul fallen hero insisting that you did something to ensure the child is a boy
I think you've missed something. Giving birth to a boy would be groundbreaking and would stun the entire monster race.

>> No.33485445

>>33485424
How come kissing is romantic, but spitting is degrading? Truly this keeps me up at night.

>> No.33485466 [DELETED] 

>>33485045
Imagine:
>Marry her and fuck with her
>Slowloy but surely, you get little wings that keep growing.
>She teaches you how to fly around while you sheepishly blush
>When you learn, you do a cute dance in the air with her

>> No.33485496

>>33485440
I just want a liontaur for ribbed pussy

>> No.33485497

>>33485045
You need to marry a chaos species monster for that. and even then it's more of a transformation then just growing wings.
If you ask me it's better to marry a mindflayer. You get to turn into a squid.

>> No.33485502
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>>33472200

>> No.33485508

>>33485497
Sounds like you just like the ocean.

>> No.33485510

Hey whatcha posting there /tg/-kun?

>> No.33485521

>>33485444
It's rare but not impossible, like 1/200
Vamp mosquitos probably have a fair amount of sons.

>> No.33485526

>>33485510
That guy isn’t me.
I will admit it’s great.

>> No.33485531
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>>33485508
Actually I was thinking of Splatoon

>> No.33485539 [DELETED] 

>>33485444
>Whenever he gets emotional he gets more monstrous depending on how he’s feeling

>> No.33485560

No, but really can someone just break his fingers.

>> No.33485578

>>33485539
Do you think this is less obvious or something?

>> No.33485591
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33485591

>>33472200

>> No.33485599

>>33485560
That guy isn’t me

>> No.33485603

>>33485591
God I wish that was me

>> No.33485610

>>33485531
sexy inkling

>> No.33485628

>>33484601
Tinfoil tuxedo.

>> No.33485638
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33485638

Why is tiger print so hot?

>> No.33485644

Supposing a man gets isekaid to MGE. Could it be possible for a MG to fantasize about that man (say she dream of him or saws art of him) and recognizing him as his husband before she even meets him to the point her body and instincts already recognize him? Like we with our waifus.

>> No.33485646

>>33485521
This is news to me, considering monstergirls finally being able to bear sons is the very endgame for the demonlord.

>> No.33485651

>>33485638
Nigga das a furry.

>> No.33485659

>>33485424
What kind of face does she make when you ask her to peg you, retard?

>> No.33485661

>>33472200
>TFW no monstergirl you can actually create a legitimate relationship with over an actual period of time

>> No.33485669

>>33485496
shouldve asked for sphinx then

>> No.33485672

>>33485651
Not even a snout so stop trolling.

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>>33485644
Horrifying prospect. Imagine something that wants to fuck you so hard they manage to use the law of attraction cross universe. That isn't normal love we're talking about that's able to do that. That's obsession.

>> No.33485677

>>33485672
Bitch I can see the snout

>> No.33485678

>>33485466
fuck off

>> No.33485683

>>33485672
>not even a snout
Are we... not looking at the same image?

>> No.33485685

>>33485677
Don't talk like one of those urban monkeys on the tv in February.

>> No.33485695

>>33485685
Stop shitting up the thread then retard.

>> No.33485697

>>33485683
Apparently.

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>> No.33485701

>>33485497
he also said if you got a harem of chaos you get all of them, at once

>> No.33485709

>>33485591
Prank your Hebi by buying women's perfume and spraying it over bedsheets, then once she smells it and goes to you to peacefully discuss the problem you show her the bottle, tell her it was a gift for her and that she fell for it, and she should feel bad for thinking her husband would even think of betraying her
Last time i pulled that one i was soul burned for 3 weeks, not bad all things considered

>> No.33485711

>>33485644
yup, there is even probably a parallel dimension where they are at the same level of development as us and have 4kun where they talk and shitpost on /humanboi thread/

>> No.33485712

>>33485695
You first with your ebonics shit.

>> No.33485724
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>>33485661
Shut up and cum in you government mandated kot or the pharaoh will have you thrown in the empty apophis pit and be forced to wait till they capture more apophises

>> No.33485747
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33485747

Confess.

>> No.33485754

>>33485747
well ms. angel, I...I gethardwhenilookatyou

>> No.33485755

Groom them from a child. It's the only way to really do it. Lots of pdfs online on 8kun and stuff to learn how.

>> No.33485758

>>33485711
>/humanboi thread/
>tfw no suicidal BF to heal

>> No.33485763

>>33485747
I want an angel wife that will do what's in your pic to me. That is my confession.

>> No.33485764

>>33475686
It's always going to be a side grade at best because it's hard for an artist like KC to sit down and intentionally draw a girl that's supposed to look bad to show the process in action. Even just 'plain looking' is a bit of a feat when he's so used to drawing a hundred and one cute girls

>> No.33485769

>>33485747
I want to turn my harem into a chimera

>> No.33485777
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>>33485747
I don't know if I could ever feel love, having never felt it before.

>> No.33485782
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>>33485747
I intentionally act as dense as possible because I know how it messes with my childhood friends.

>> No.33485789

>>33485426
Why not just whoop her ass and sling her over your shoulder to bring her back to your love cave?

>> No.33485792

>>33485676
We know mamono mana respond to wishes (thats how doppelgangers form) so imagine her thirsting so hard over you she punchs a hole through the universes and drag you to her.

>> No.33485793

>>33485747
I actively look forward to the next MGE profile that will cause this thread to blow a gasket because it's really funny to watch it happen

>> No.33485796

>>33485789
Where's the fun in that?

>> No.33485812

>>33485796
I don't know, seems incredibly fun turning the tables on a haughty monstergirl that thinks she could easily take you.

>> No.33485813
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>>33485747
The idea of the cuckquean heroine trying to save prince anon is top tier fetish of mine

>> No.33485824
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>>33485758
>/humanboi thread/
when you see him without a shirt

>> No.33485830

>>33485724
>pharaoh throws you on the apophis pit
>it's empty except for a single lamia
>she just has purple-ish scales
>the pharaoh put her in there "to get a feel of how it's going to look"
>she's not sure if the queen forgot about her or if this is punishment for that one time she thought she was a regular mummy
>you ask her if she has venom at least
>she does, but lets you know that it's not an aphrodisiac, it just makes the place she bites itch a little bit
>spend your days in quiet discomfort, sitting on opposite sides of the soon-to-be apophis pit

>> No.33485832

>>33485812
It's more fun to do that if they're stronger than you, but you win anyway and activate mating press

>> No.33485841

>>33485812
I like the idea of going viking style raiding with the boys. Just pull up to a coastal monster area and carry off the single women and treasure.

>> No.33485881

>>33485782
This often causes a snowball effect. Once one monster finds this out and pounces their childhood friend who was only pretending to be dense, swarms of monsters rape their ACTUALLY dense childhood friends.

>> No.33485905

>>33485830
>So, what do you do for fun down here?
>Masturbate. What did you do for fun up there?
>Masturbate.

>> No.33485907

I am thankful for arknights event blessing me with fat tail art during this meaty tail drought

>> No.33485919

>>33485907
it's such a delight.

>> No.33485926

>>33485813
Getting a monster wife and then getting human women to monsterize is nothing to be ashamed of. I bet a lot of high class monsters like to turn female heroes into concubines for their husband, so they can take some time away from constant incubus sex to actually run their nation or perform other duties.

>> No.33485931

>>33485905
>hey I have an idea...

>> No.33485941

>>33485905
>>33485931
now lets jerk off together :)

>> No.33485945

>>33485881
Like she'll ever find out. You guys can keep a secret. Plus even if she does, it caused a bunch of couples so it's like community service.

>> No.33485962

>>33485919
I've saved a good handful of nice art and it's making me crave the gator girls that mge doesn't have yet

>> No.33485980

>>33485747
I hate trolls

>> No.33486087

>>33485980
yeah, their hands are way too large and make my dick look small

>> No.33486097

>>33485841
>instead of screaming and running away you have all the single monsters lining up on the beach cheering and flashing you as you approach

>> No.33486098

>>33485945
A cheshire did something like this once. She showed the gals at the bar a bunch of faked text messages that said guys were all being dense on purpose to get their childhood friends to jump them. They weren't convincing fakes, but the monsters saw what they wanted to see. To this day, my friends have "no idea what happened or why it happened in the first place." I still cover for my stupid shitposting wife.

>> No.33486113
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>>33485747
I really really really really love Greenworms. Sometimes I think more than I should to be quite honest.

>> No.33486156
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Breed the cow do it now

>> No.33486169

>>33486156
Gonna breed a whole herd of them, from cake to pai loli

>> No.33486180

>>33486097
They can't do that! I'm going to demand a proper challenge.

>> No.33486198

>>33486113
Nah you love them and that's what matters anon! Never let anyone tell you that's wrong.

>> No.33486208

>>33486097
aight turn back men

>> No.33486213

>>33486156
Optimal size difference.

>> No.33486217

>>33486180
this is what every "Viking" says before being defeated by a valkyrie in one fell swoop

>> No.33486219
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>>33472200

>> No.33486222

>>33485747
I want to get hit by a truck because there is a chance I will be reincarnated into a world with monster girls.

>> No.33486230

>>33486098
I'll be sure to send you the hospital bill for the broken pelvis.

>> No.33486235

>>33485747
I want to do all sorts of horrible /d/ things with a hellhound

>> No.33486262

>>33485747
I would a fat monster girl

>> No.33486267

>>33485747
I would love more content for Fatty monster girls, I mean proper ssbbw, and bbw. So that I started drawing and posting them on /d/ and /trash/

>> No.33486292
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>>33486208
Why does my shoggoth maid constantly talk about alternative methods of payment for her services? I make more than enough to pay her a sizable wage but she denies, what sort of alternative payment is she asking for?

>> No.33486298

>>33486262
fat mamonos are extremely patrician, you shouldn't feel ashamed.
btw fat sabbath when? I feel an insatiable urge for pudgy cunny

>> No.33486299
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>>33486208
Could you do that to them? Could you look at all those excited, happy monstergirls changing to devastated and tear stained cheeks?

>> No.33486310

>>33486298
Anon no.
This ain't the thread even if I like it.

>> No.33486312

>>33486156
>optimal height difference
>cow
>the tailwrap
Stop, my dick can only get so erect

>> No.33486326

>>33486292
give her the d
and>>33486299
Well fuck, time for a pity fuck

>> No.33486337
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>>33486217
I'm not scared. I'll put her in her place in front of everyone!

>> No.33486363

>>33486299
When they leave and the monsters get sad, that's when I find the cutest one and make my move. Normally I'd get rejected on the spot, but because of their current emotional state, they'll give me a chance this time, right?

>> No.33486385

>>33485502
>Lustful, cuddle raping demon
>Enjoys a fat stack of pancakes
I don't think I'm man enough to handle a Hell Yeti

>> No.33486407

>>33486385
>>33485502
Let me at 'em. I love making pancakes and I love sex.

>> No.33486424

>>33486337
>Anon setting himself up for the instant loss amazon position

>> No.33486430

>>33486424
it seemed like such a good defensive posture at the time

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>>33484879
>>33485777
>coming home from a long day at work and seeing your art being posted

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>>33486446
>electric heater
Trash and energy hog get a kerosene heater. Or better yet get a lava golem

>> No.33486473

>>33483869
I love one-leg-up bondage
even better if her neck and arms in some kind of stockade arrangement
that is all

>> No.33486513

>>33486156
I can give her a standing cunniligus.

>> No.33486524

>>33486446
Little heaters are so comfy.

>> No.33486527

>>33483869
Gonna impregnate the mistresses of the mansion

>> No.33486532

I've been puzzling over something, partly for maybe writing purposes
So if monsters come across a pair that's clearly a couple, typically they'll try and corrupt one or both of them instead of just jumping the guy, like the whole sword of truth video game for instance. Would a monster play along at all if the girl was clearly trying to show off and look cool for her crush? Not like going around picking fights or anything, but would durella still tentacle rape mindbreak a girl who's cultivating a stoic badass look for the cute scholar boy?

>> No.33486555

>>33485747
I'm disgusted of the porn I used to be into, and still go back to it sometimes like a fucking drug addict. I just want it to stop.

>> No.33486575

>>33486532
yes, probably has a spare prisoner fruit to spike her with

>> No.33486604

>>33486524
Depends on the kind
For a year I had this awful one that didn't make good ambient heat, just a tiny cone of scalding-hot air that was really unpleasant to sit before
Someone post the doodle of the apophis covered in blankets in front of a space heater

>> No.33486615

>>33486532
Depends on the monster. The ones with malicious personalities might ruin reputation in front of her lover, while others may try to help her by playing her corruption up as a noble sacrifice.
>Female hero loses a duel to a powerful monster
>Says she has a choice to get monsterized or have her interest taken away from her
>If the hero chooses to get monsterized, she'll tell the love interest that the hero just did something irreversible for him, and that she will kill him herself if he rejects her after she's completely monsterized
>Happy new couple, good end

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>>33486532
if she gets tagged with some slow burning corruption they can throw the fight and wait for the fireworks.

>> No.33486657
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This image makes me really horny.
>Tanuki's foreclosed on shrine three weeks ago.
>Been living on the streets ever since.
>Already sold herself twice and it feels too gross to keep going.
>It started snowing.
>She's smoking marlboros to keep warm and drinking canned coffee to keep from passing out.
>Hands shaking like Michael J. in between puffs.
>Already started fading.
>Such is the end of all forgotten divitinities.
>Iacceptmyfate.jpg
>Hears a creak beside her.
>Some unkempt weirdo is fidgeting on the bench next to her.
>His sweaty hand is inches from her tail.
>Some kind of perverted mofu molester...
>"Y-you're a fox girl right?
>"Yeah. What do you want creep?"
>He's dangerously close.
>"Can I have sex with you?"
>Asking outright? What a freak.
>"N-no. Shouldn't you do that with someone special. Just running up to strangers on bus stops is..."
>He grabbed her by the tail, she tried to stop him, to escape his grasp, but he reeled her in like an angler with his catch.
>"Do you want money? I'll pay you as much as you want!"
>"Doing that for money is..too disgusting....No!"
>"Then for free?"
>He caught her between his legs.
>The touch of her tail infecting him with a toxic cocktail of charm spells and pheromones. He'd already gone insane. Bowing down like a common dog and biting the nape of his capture. She whimpered and fussed but was unable to shake him.
>He began peeling away the cloth guarding her chest. The jacket keeping her warm fell to the ground, a twisting snatch pull freed her small breasts to the cold winter air. Her rapist wasted no time wetting them.
>"Nothing's going to come out.."
>Shivering from the cold she drops to the foot of the bench with the man tumbling after. He collapses onto her scraping the nape of her breast with his scalding hot tongue.
>He chomps down, catching the full flesh of her breast in his jaws and slurps up the fleshy pink peak with a roll of his tongue.
>He disrobes her like a spoiled child unwrapping a present.
>Scattering fabric and ribbon alike blowing to the wind as he brings his cock to bear.
>"Wait a minute." she pleads, "I'm not ready."
>A clumsy tackle and heave and he manages to slam it back in one go.
>She pushes against his chest to slow him down, but he squirms inside her and the pain makes her lose all strength.
>He grips her right arm with his left and pulls it over her other arm, before rolling her on to the side and pinning her beneath his weight. Immobilized and caught with his member clenched at the hilt in her dry womanhood.
>A measure of weight withdrawn scraped away at her insides with his rigid flesh before thrusting it all back in again making her shriek.
>"Stop! It hurts!"
>Deaf to her pleas the mofu-addled madman stirred his member into her eliciting agonized moans.
>Confused by the stimulation, her womanhood quickens with lacquer, and the sting of his thrusts shifts to humiliating pleasure.
>Feeling good from being used...she's become a pervert.
>Only a handful of days on the street and she's already degenerated to this level. She was ashamed.
>Her legs slackened to let him in easier and he continued battering away at her unconciously. She moaned to spur him on and finish his business.
>He gripped a spool of her golden hair with his sweaty palms and dipped his nose into the fluff in her pointed ear.
>Huffing the ear fluff the wildman began puffing air in a stream of unintelligible syllables.
>A buck of his hips and he spills his load inside her waiting womb.
>"So warm."
>Still livid, he resumed his rape of the fox woman without rest.
>As the searing hot seed is stirred into her dripping snatch, the warmth of his seed and flesh fused, to wipe her mind blank. Like a hot bath from the inside.
>It had been so long since she bathed. She probably smelled terrible, and yet he raped her anyway undeterred.
>Is this what it meant to be loved? To be made low like a common whore and bred with passionate ire in the frigid snow? With a complete stranger?
>yes. Of course. He loved her. Why else would he share such wondrous warmth with her?
>It must have been her divine beauty.
>Even as a lowly 'bum goddess' her beauty was unmatched!
>"Yes, love me! Make me warm!"
>Another curl of spunk ejected into her baby room and spilling from her lips. the continued fury of his mating, inexhaustible, continued as she clung to him with the pathetic strength of her hips. Another shot in the dark. Her legs bound around him like the jaws of a beast and sucking dry the ichor of his seed like a fat leech.
>She enticed him to give her a kiss. It was sloppy, frantic, enraged. How he must love her to kiss her so passionately. How warm he was. How warm his love as he poured it into her again and again. A burst of light from her back as the mana he spit within her consumates the union. A third tail emerges with his final, burning hot kiss.
>She lols her tongue into his mouth sucking him in as he fills her for the last time.
>"Its so warm.." she moans finally

>> No.33486669

To the artist of the Mays lich: that was great. Thank you for making that thing, and thank you to the anon that posted it.

>> No.33486715

>>33485747
If I were transported into the MGE world the mere prospect that there are hundreds of thirsty monsters that would be down to drain me dry and have my child would cause me to instantly spill my spaghetti so hard that I’d master powerful destructive magic just so I can live in isolation because I’m scared

>> No.33486724

>>33485111
The funny thing is that they're not actually on her shoulders so it's more like they're weird gauntlet things. Dumb either way.

>> No.33486727

>>33486715
>the nearby lilim feels a disturbance in the force

>> No.33486729

>>33486446
I'm glad the bapho finally gets to be warm again.

>> No.33486731

>>33485747
I want to be happy, but I don't know what to do with happiness once I get it.

>> No.33486744
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>>33486715
Too bad you're going to coom in a monster long before you even learn to cast spark

>> No.33486746

>>33486715
pussy, I would be naked for the rest of my life and just oil myself up when I need to escape until I reach three places, the den of hellhounds, wurm central, or get caught by a rich, scholar, noble monster girl.

>> No.33486785

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please note that recon in the world of monster girls got the scale off so everyone is two feet taller than previously assumed.

God help you in oni country

>> No.33486795
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>>33486715
I would actually share that feel. Going from 'expendable and forgettable' to 'most valuable and desired resource in the world' would be some serious fucking whiplash.

>> No.33486798

>>33486715
I'd beeline to the first monster I was interested in. Can't rape the willing after all.

>> No.33486810

>>33486731
>Get happiness.
>Reflect on it while you are happy. Why are you happy? List every reason why you are happy in that moment.
>Archive that list. Could be in your head, or written somewhere you can easily look to, but make sure you never lose or forget a single reason why you are happy.
>The moment passes, and you are no longer happy.
>Remember the time you were happy, look at the list you made, and either go and try to achieve what you wrote down again, or try something new in hopes of adding more reasons to your list. Let your past happiness you wrote about fuel you as you continue to search for happiness again.

>> No.33486813
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33486813

Foxes and such
Still, I wonder what magical fuckery kyuubi's can get up to?

>> No.33486825

>>33486604
That's the one! You hold your blanket up in front of it like a flying squirrel and let the blanket absorb heat, then wrap yourself in it.

>> No.33486831
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>>33472200

>> No.33486845
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>> No.33486852

>>33486795
the whiplash is what makes it better, its a scientific fact

>> No.33486861

>>33486845
god sometimes I wish god gave us no hands

>> No.33486879
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33486879

Do you choose a doppelganger or a doppelganger? Remember this is an important choice

>> No.33486888

>>33486879
Yes.

>> No.33486894

>>33486879
both, twins are fun

>> No.33486899

>>33486795
>be some serious fucking whiplash.
It's just like in Magus's story.
>Everyone wants you
>Everyone has heard of you
>Royalty claims you and nearly starts a war over you
>You don't know any of these people, worst insult you can give is a "Who are you?"
>You wish to be both horny and happy, half way there.
Sounds like fun, I'd be down for it. Voso is best girl.

>> No.33486900

>>33486532
>succubus happens upon a cute alchemist
>starts to seduce him but he fights back
>quickly defeated by the succubus who spec'd into dex and slapped his ass with a darkmoon blade falchion
>his adventuring buddy (and unrequited love) bursts out of the bushes to save him
>succubus instantly picks up on the situation, has to repress a squeal over how cute they are
>pulls out all the stops to give the guy a show
>the monologue, the acrobatics, the fast-paced dueling
>girl is barely hanging on
>succubus enchants her sword with a shitload of demonic energy and nicks her cheek
>lets the hero girl beat her back and disarm her, disappears after cursing them both and swearing to get them next time
>girl looks back after slinging the guy over her shoulder
>succubus is giving her a wink and a thumbs up
>stalks them for days until she turns and takes them
>makes a fortune of the royalties from the book

>> No.33486932

what would happen if I stealthily and non-consensually sexually harassed a bapho? would she be forced to marry me even though I am a weakling?

>> No.33486952

my destiny is the cat kingdom and a pet fish

>> No.33486958

>>33486932
you would get knocked the fuck out, but she will teach you to keep that in the bedroom

>> No.33486960

>>33486932
Guess they'd headbutt you.

>> No.33486961

>>33486932
she would test you and throw you to her underlings if you fail

>> No.33486965
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How many MGs are there that could pull the "Do you feel in charge?" thing and for it to make sense?

I mean obviously something like a Kikimora couldn't. Unless they're some kind of psychopath one but that would never happen.

>> No.33486979
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>>33486932
This is now something I wish to do, just go and find a single monstergirl in a crowded place and grab her ass.

>> No.33486980

>>33486965
That's a mindflayer thing exactly.

>> No.33486981

>>33486965
demon comes to mind

>> No.33486986

>>33486961
NOO I DONT WANT TO GET THROWN IN THE LOLI PIT NOO STOP AHHH!!!

>> No.33486989

>>33486715
You'd somehow meet a mindflayer on your first day and become a squid to produce milk for her forever

Karma for trying to run away from the monsters

>> No.33486990

>>33486932
If you managed to sneak up and molest a bapho she would probably marry you recognizing that you are a "great rogue" worthy of her.

>> No.33487002 [DELETED] 

>>33486932
Why doesn't anyone talk about the rouge build bros?

>> No.33487015

>>33486986
"Skidaddle skadit you go into the pit"
- Local bapho

>> No.33487020

>>33487002
STEALTH IS FOR PUSSIES, REAL MEN FIGHT NAKED AND BEAT MONSTERS WITH THEIR RAW STRENGTH AND WIT

>> No.33487024

>>33486932
We don't we talk about the rogue build bros?

>> No.33487031

>>33487024
SEE>>33487020

>> No.33487035

>>33486657
>Spoiler text
Just remember that there are monster girls who are into guys who have dark circles under their eyes.

>> No.33487044

>>33486965
>Do you feel in charge?
>Yes, you're just my cute and silly little Greenworm
>Oh? And this... gives you power over me?
>Yes now stop pretending to be a supervillain go finish your second lunch. First dinner will be ready in an hour.

>> No.33487049

>>33486979
i'd like to see vada lewd this bear more

>> No.33487060
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33487060

just watched a culvert unclogging video after reading that one post last thread
>watch drain and culvert unblocking videos with your Wurm wife when bored one evening
>pretty neat stuff, forget about it in a few days
>but then the next time there's a heavy rain you have to go pick up your Wurm at the station because she tunneled a hole through a flooded street
>she just wanted to make her own tanukitube video to show you
>"Fun Road Unclogging :D (But I Got Arrested...)" goes viral and gets a shit ton of views
imagine

>> No.33487062
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33487062

would a smoke hobo take up residence in my house if i cant stand smokers? like i would take away her pipe or spritz her faster than she can do the seduction routine

>> No.33487067

>>33487060
FUCK WHY AREN'T THEY REAL, I need a wurm wife

>> No.33487069

>>33487062
what do you mean you don't like smokers? if that were the case then the wife who's always been your wife surely wouldn't have been a smoker around you like she always has been right?

>> No.33487074
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>>33487062
>Take away the pipe
>Turn away
>Turn back
>She has another pipe

>> No.33487101

>>33487074
>Take this one away
>'Seriously, no smoking in the house.'
>Turn around but then look back
>She has a long handled e-cig
>"It's not smoke, its vapor."

>> No.33487123

>>33487069
no wife of mine is gonna be a smoker doesn't she want to be a good role model for our kids?

>> No.33487139

>>33487123
i want to smoke with a wonderworm and have lazy sex

>> No.33487146

Gentlemen, we're forgetting something important.
Bubble pipe.

>> No.33487159

>>33487139
I wouldn't fug one but I'd certainly get high with one

>> No.33487168

>>33487062
Give her choco cigarettes.

>> No.33487171

>>33487062
I assume much like mamono booze mamono tobacco has all the cool parts with none of the bad parts.

>> No.33487187

>>33487171
No it just makes your horny.

>> No.33487191

>>33487187
>your horny.
What about my horny?

>> No.33487194

>>33487159
i'd fug and marry one then lay on her belly

>> No.33487211

>>33487146
that might be worse then not smoking at all. imagine, a beautiful seductress with a silly bubble pipe, she'll be the laughing stock of the neighborhood!

>> No.33487217

>>33487194
Laying on her belly is 80% of the appeal of Wonderworm.

>> No.33487219

>>33487191
You're sorry

>> No.33487221

If I was iskeaied into MGE, I would just go around with no clothes on, I would also use magic but just to with people

>> No.33487228

>>33485426
This is how you get Manticores stalking newbie areas and milking the adventurers there

>> No.33487229

>>33487221
*just to mess with people

>> No.33487241
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>Smoke hobo finds a her husband-to-be
>Gonna move in and put the masterful seducer moves on him, make him putty in her hands
>It's the home of Dense Anon

>> No.33487246

If everyone here got teleported into MGE at the same time would you stick with the other anons or go explore alone?

>> No.33487253

>>33487219
No I'm not, I did nothing wrong.

>> No.33487254

>>33487246
I would go my own way

>> No.33487255

>>33486965
I'm not sure what you mean, any physically intimidating specimen could, right? Ogre, amazon, oni, the like

>> No.33487263

>>33487241
>"How'd you get into my house and who are you?

>> No.33487273
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>>33487246
I'd be down for exploring the world with some of my fellow autists. Although I'm chasing the first single hellhound I see.

>> No.33487282

>>33487217
strong appeal

>> No.33487285

>>33487246
I'd group up with the anons planning to travel to a desert kingdom.
I'd be the guy "minesweeping" ahead of the group for sandworms.

>> No.33487290

>>33487246
Sprint off to the nearest vampire castle to go full Belmont mode. If anyone wants to come with to find other spooky girls they can.

>> No.33487293

>>33487246
first stop is to dragonia and getting a dragon zombie, then im inventing gunpowder

>> No.33487294

>>33487241
>This is not my beautiful house.
>This is not my beautiful wife!

>> No.33487298
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>>33472200
>Spring is getting closer

>> No.33487299

how would one summon the strongest, cuddliest, stupid wurm one can find, does it involve a dance

>> No.33487300
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>>33487246
I would grab the first succ and go start our married life

>> No.33487301

>>33487246
The sad reality is that most people here would probably find most other people here intensely unpleasant to be around in person, so I'm guessing most would split up one way or another

>> No.33487302
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33487302

How long do you think you could pretend to be a god, before the Monster Girls of El Dorado catch on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSXijk37oNs

>> No.33487303

>>33487298
What if I bite the mosquito first

>> No.33487309

>>33487246
go explore alone

>> No.33487315

>>33487298
Hate these fuckers. Good thing I can set out my lamp and zap most of them overnight.

>> No.33487322

>>33487303
She will take it as a challenge

>> No.33487328

>>33487302
Probably until my phone runs out of battery. Then I'll just be a Human with a rectangle.

>> No.33487329

>>33487302
I could do it for a week, but after that I would tell them the truth and then leave as fast as possible with their most valuable artifact.

>> No.33487337

>ocelomeh art i saw from last thread has a bare ass version
fucking YES

>> No.33487348

>>33487322
then how do I get her to not bite me
not a fan of being itchy

>> No.33487349

>>33487062
You could always find a more muscular nurarihyon who packs fat lips of demon realm chaw.

>> No.33487359

>>33487329
>Anon tries to run away while carrying all that gold
this is not gonna end well

>> No.33487360

>>33487246
I'll go alone and wait until a night gaunt grabs me or die waiting.

>> No.33487363

>>33487298
I have already prepared my iron supplements, eros willing, I will make those tits positively explosive.

>> No.33487365

>>33487359
>turns out he picked up a creeping coin

>> No.33487374

>>33487246
Ay you already know I'm going to be beelining to the forest to find a hungry worm

>> No.33487389

>>33487246
Here's my plan of action.
>Follow the largest group of anons from a distance
>Learn how the world works by watching them
>Whenever one gets picked off, ask the monster where I can find my ideal wife
>Hopefully by the end of the first few days I have a good idea where I can find my ideal wife, and have a rough idea how things work in the MGE world
>Go it alone to get my ideal wife, and possibly return once I get her to thank the monsters and anons that helped me

>> No.33487397

>>33487246
time to run and to embarrass a lilim or die trying

>> No.33487403

>>33487246
I'd probably go into the forest and die of exposure in three days.

>> No.33487405

>>33487359
It will. If I'm smart enough to trick a society into thinking I'm their god, I can get away with their gold easily.

>> No.33487407

>>33487246
>Anons all decide to go adventuring together
>excitedly talking about all the cool things they'll do and see
>stumble into an amazon village
>to us, it's remembered as the day we all became brothers-in-law
>to them, it was remembered as "the walking cock buffet"

>> No.33487413

>>33487302
I'd demand daily sacrifices. Only the finest of their warriors

>> No.33487416

>>33487301
Have you heard the saying about when being chased by a grizzly, you don't need to be faster than the bear to outrun it, you just need to be faster than your friend? I'm sure there'd be at least a little camaraderie in our group, but if that falls through you could always count on that survival aspect around the less picky monstergirls if they aren't your type.

>> No.33487419

Sorry anon, but the monster we're gonna have to pair you with is the messy-haired unshaven neet kejourou

>> No.33487425
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>>33487246
I'd head to the local town, find groups of little girls talking about "Order Sermons" and accept one of their invitations. Follow it, join the Sabbath, become a wizard, and get a nice perma-loli wife while I am at it. Any other potential wizards and big brothers are welcome to follow. Just try not to be too obvious that we know their little trick and always be nice to your little sister.

>> No.33487430

>>33487419
If she's going to be my wife, then I will clean her up into a wife I can be proud of.

>> No.33487432

>>33487419
That's hot
Does she have the neet smell too

>> No.33487437

>>33487301
Yeah, I'd probably ending up traveling alone

>> No.33487439

>>33487246
I will become Anon Cockson

>> No.33487443

What would happen if you dropped Chris Hansen in the middle of a Sabbath mass and showed all the baphos his videos of jailing potential husbands?

>> No.33487454

>>33487432
she smells musky and doesn't put on perfume. She doesn't even clean up after herself when she finishes pleasuring herself, so expect *that* smell too.

>> No.33487458

>>33487389
Actually a pretty solid plan, anon.
Who's your ideal wife?

>> No.33487459

>>33487443
Beatings

>> No.33487488

>>33487443
"Education"

>> No.33487493

>>33487443
The cunny pit awaits him

>> No.33487500

>>33487301
Which is a shame. Going on adventures in the MGE world with a bunch of cool anons and our wives sounds so fun

>> No.33487502

>>33487302
Those jungle kots may be big and strong, but they're pretty dumb.

>> No.33487515

>>33487293
>then im inventing gunpowder
not if I do it first!

>> No.33487520

So I love Haku-Senesi right, is this the song I should play to her when I enter her class next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0&list=RDMM6M4_Ommfvv0&start_radio=1&ab_channel=VHTelevision

>> No.33487525

>>33487458
I'll find out when I meet her. I'm going to be asking things like:
>Do you know if there are any of X type of monsters in the area?
>Anyone in your tribe have a personality like X?
>Where should I go if I'm looking for a monster that can do X?
Immediately trying to pin down one specific monster will get me nowhere, I just need to act like I'm playing Guess Who until I find my one ideal wife.

>> No.33487528

>>33487500
How many people posting here do you think are not intense social introverts?

>> No.33487533

>>33487293
>>33487515
Aren't there already magitech guns and monsters can smack bullets out of the air?

>> No.33487546

>>33487533
Given how there are mentions of dark riflemen or whatever, yeah, the anons are a little late to the party to get on the "invent gunpowder" train

>> No.33487548
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I shall pleasure myself with this spider

>> No.33487564

>>33487389
>anon trails the group
>the first lucky guy gets married when a harpy swoops in and carries him away
>anon trails them and then waits for the celebrations to end
>walks up to the newlyweds and asks his questions
>she simply responds that he doesn't need to worry about traveling anymore, her sister has had her eyes on him already for a while
>anon hears the branches of a tree behind him rustle as something heavy lands on them

>> No.33487576

>>33487546
It would be really funny to see a bunch of Anons cocky as fuck after making pipe guns only to get Neo'd by the next monster they see.

>> No.33487601

>>33487546
How about a prototype of a car? I'm sure that'd be feasible

>> No.33487611

>>33487546
>anon finally manages to drag himself away from the dragon graveyard after marrying his insatiable undead waifu
>"it's time... I will revolutionize this world... WITH GUNPOWDER!"
>even his long undead wife is familiar with it from way back when she was living

>> No.33487625

>>33487601
Considering Gremlins exist and the recent Songstress' islands basically just have electricity. A lot of MGE isn't even medieval at this point so it'd probably be pretty likely there's already cars somewhere. Maybe you could wow someone in one of the more traditional places like near order territory.

>> No.33487635

>>33487564
I've been thinking about how I could avoid things like this. I know some monsters are sensitive enough to notice when a man won't be interested in them and will not make a move, but I need to think of ways to get away if they try to convince me they are my ideal, even when they're not. If magic is available to us and is easy enough to do, maybe I can learn to do a paralysis spell?

>> No.33487649
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>the defeated man let one last defiant stand to Demon Lord Lilith herself with his Reason-Why-You-Suck-Speech. The man glares at Lilith.
>"You're awful Demon Lordord Lilith." He says with gritted teeth.
>"Oh? Me, I'm awful? Hehe alright young tell me, why Am I awful." Lilith jokingly plays along with his defiance
>"You invade our lands, you corrupt our homes, our livelihoods, turn our women- MY DAUGHTER- into a cat! You disrespect our culture and bastardize our traditions to fit your hedonism and twisted evil version of love and romance!!! You're no better than the so called oppressive system you claim to fight against!" The young defiant man says with seething breath. "How about another rant why you and all monsters are horrible?" Says the young defiant man.
>"Nah, we're done." Lilith says dismissively. But still with a hint of playfulness.
>"Why do you bastardize ACTUAL LOVE!?" The young man yells.
>"Lieutenant Piet? Corporal Bradley? Where's your captain Jenna? I've found her a cute young man she can have for herself~" Lilith says gleefully to her subordinates.
>"YOU MONSTERS ARE THE WORST!!! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU ALL ARE AN ABOMINATION! THE CHIEF GOD AND ALL THE GODS, OLD AND NEW WILL RIGHTFULLY SMITE YOU ALL!!!-" Before he could even go in with his ramblings Lilith shot a love spell that immediately suppresses him as he then is in a Trance where his tongue sticks out as if he's an idiot with his pupils assuming a bright pink heart shape and his penis immediately erect and dripping his pants. To which she looks back to the subordinates she was conversing to.
>"And tell her this one is feisty one who could use a one hundred percent Prisoner Fruit diet." Says Lilith.

>> No.33487651

>>33487635
I've always just assumed that being sincere enough in rejecting them would probably work.

I'm probably just gonna get raped tho

>> No.33487655

>>33487635
pocket sand should do the trick

>> No.33487676

>>33487246
I would be the only anon who would actively reject most because I desire one thing , Fatty monster girls, I mean hamplanets, so at most I'll ask where are they and where can I find them and just set off to find these monster girls

>> No.33487688

>>33487246
Depends. I don't want to be stuck with a bunch of subs because they radiate "rape me" aura, but I also know I'll need to keep myself safe until I either encounter an adequate submissive monster or become strong enough to radiate domineering aura.

>> No.33487698

>>33487651
>sincere enough in rejecting them
All a monster has to do is ask to bare my children or tell me she loves me and I believe it and I'd be unable to go against them. Crying will outright break me. How am I supposed to reject one?

>> No.33487711
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Slime time.
https://twitter.com/ten_yati/status/1365768323074461697

>> No.33487718

>>33487651
>spoiler
If you're open to it, they probably will. If you keep your mind on one target, and don't even spare a second thinking about any other girl but that target, I think your mana would change to either be harder to notice for rape monsters, or just a massive fuck off signal to them. But that's just what I think would happen. I don't know shit about the finer details of MGE, and because we aren't originally from MGE, it seems pretty likely not all the rules and features apply to us. We may not even be able to produce the right kind of spirit energy to feed monsters, but at that point you would have to wonder why we got summoned in the first place.

>> No.33487720

>>33487611
>>33487533
i still win, because i want to hunt actual monsters and make delicious foods.

>> No.33487742

>>33487711
nice

>> No.33487751

>>33487698
Watching a slime or dorome deflate would tear my heart. Therefore, I should marry them.

>> No.33487771

good night frens, I will dream of my wife

>> No.33487781

>>33487718
>>33487698
On one hand I'd feel really bad about turning most of them down, but on the other hand I've been thinking about tfw no vampire gf since I was a kid. It'd probably keep me up at night if I didn't at least pull out all the stops.

>> No.33487789

>>33487711
Splat

>> No.33487797

>>33487698
Don't think with your heart or dick and it should be pretty easy to reject them. Is the level 1 slime crying in front of you really what you were summoned for? All of your hopes and desires are being put on hold because you broke one girl's heart? Those years of thinking about life with your one true love mean nothing, even when you have the chance to achieve it? Keep moving forward, anon. No matter how many hearts you break, or sacrifices you need to make, you need to keep moving forward until you can capture your dream and never let it out of your grasp.

>> No.33487849

been a while since i've looked at the fanart gallery and i'm very happy at the new humpty art with egg laying

>> No.33487858

>>33487797
Shoulda married the slime.

>> No.33487950
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Remember anon, you are not safe while sleeping, you open yourself up to sleep paralysis demons
And nightmares, but nobody seems to remember them

>> No.33488011

>>33487950
If they want to get with me they can talk to me when I'm fully awake.

>> No.33488046

>>33487246
No offence but I'd rather not meet until mammybammy patches up the physical appearance of you lots (and probably mine, to an extent). No homo, just wouldn't feel comfy having our meetup look like a quintessential brony coven.

>> No.33488050

>>33487797
>ends up like Magus_Anon and his waifu is an unrepentant cunt

>> No.33488078

I molested a sahuagin by rubbing her fish cunny camel toe with a stick and groped her wet suit-covered chest, am I married to her now? Or can I run away while I still can?

>> No.33488117

>>33487246
I'm heading for Dragonia, so I'd gladly group up with anyone heading that way. The bigger question is how everyone would keep in touch and shitpost - physical message boards? Some gremlin-made magitech solution? How long until all boards are overrun with cheshires?

>> No.33488131

>>33488050
In that case I would put all my energy into making her the best wife possible. Even if I need to tear her personality, self-image, and lifestyle down from and build a new one from scratch, I will. I will make sure my wife is the best possible wife for me, even if I only live to see one day of her at her fullest potential.

>> No.33488233

My wight wife's been pregnant for years. How is that possible?

>> No.33488234
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>>33485747
I've been trying to kill the /mgw/ thread on /tg/ for a while because it's a cancer that fills the board with nothing, but then it caused problems for you guys, so now I'm conflicted. How does one simply destroy cancer without it simply hopping to another?

I'm also the asshole that made the map of MGE, why the fuck is it so huge, fuck.

>> No.33488253

>>33487797
>Don't think with your heart or dick
But that's how I think!
>Is the level 1 slime crying in front of you really what you were summoned for?
I don't know, maybe?
>All of your hopes and desires are being put on hold because you broke one girl's heart?
I am a bleeding heart I can't just let someone suffer or cry, it's wrong!
>Those years of thinking about life with your one true love mean nothing, even when you have the chance to achieve it?
I don't even know who the true love is anymore!
>No matter how many hearts you break, or sacrifices you need to make, you need to keep moving forward until you can capture your dream and never let it out of your grasp.
What's the dream here? A trail of broken hearts? Soul searching for the one? Rejecting everyone in my path only to be rejected in tern and just continue fighting?

>> No.33488312

>>33487950
>go to bed
>bogey sneaks out of the closet
>other bogey sneaks out from under the bed
>kunoichi sneaks in through the window
>nightmare sneaks in however they do it
>that awkward moment when they all notice each other

>> No.33488356

>>33487443
Actual real-life pedos probably qualify as irredeemable

>> No.33488377

>>33488356
The Elite and producers, mainly.

>> No.33488448

>>33488253
>But that's how I think!
It's about time you start thinking with the organ that yields the best results, and I'll give you a hint, it's neither your heart nor your dick.
>I don't know, maybe?
I don't think so. Think of the effort that would be needed to take someone from a completely disconnected world into another one. Someone put in all that effort because they expected great things from you. If you were destined for small fries, you would have been left on Earth with the rest.
>I am a bleeding heart I can't just let someone suffer or cry, it's wrong!
Rejection is a part of a romantic life. Anyone who is ready for a serious relationship knows this and accepts this. It's their choice to either curl up and take the strikes to their ego, or to make harness those strikes to hammer out their flaws and improve.
>I don't even know who the true love is anymore!
You may be temporarily lost, but you will always return to the path to your true love. It's your responsibility to notice when you've strayed from that path and to correct yourself accordingly. Don't get distracted by the trees surrounding the road, just look down the road and keep going.
>What's the dream here? A trail of broken hearts? Soul searching for the one? Rejecting everyone in my path only to be rejected in tern and just continue fighting?
The dream is to find and marry your truest love. The broken hearts are not something to be ashamed of, they are just another step to the true end, both for you and the one you rejected. Reach for your dreams, and if they reject you and pull away, push yourself further to become something that they won't reject. Keep moving forward, anon. Keep moving forward until you reach your final destination, in the arms of your true love.

>> No.33488469

>>33488448
this is dumb, fuck a slime

>> No.33488474

I have sex with my zombie daughter, I have sex with my titania big sister, I have sex with my dark mage mother, and I have sex with my unagi joro auntie. If you have a problem with that, I will send a hellhound after you. Incest pride with monsters!

>> No.33488525

>>33488356
I don't know, one of them wrote Alice in Wonderland.

>> No.33488529
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>>33488469
If you insist

>> No.33488585

>>33488469
>>33488529
>Slimes reproduce by being fed enough cum to have create spare mass and divide
>Some, if not most of the mass of your slime wife is made of another man's digested cum
>If you eat slime the edible slime you are basically eating a combination of your own recycled cum, as well as the cum of every previous "father" to a slime
Gross

>> No.33488703

>>33488585
All water that you drink has been piss at one point
Don't be so neurotic

>> No.33488712 [SPOILER] 
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Was told in another mg thread to post here, I drew another pic of Gyudon, here

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>>33488703
If you live in the ocean with an aquatic girl, all the water you drink IS piss. Get a filter!

>> No.33488729

>>33488712
She thicc

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>>33485747
I want to tie up and kidnap my anubis co-worker.

>> No.33488795

>>33488712
Amazing!

>> No.33488810

>>33485747
I want to be a supervillain in MGC

>> No.33488846

>>33487950
You can drift into Wonderland this way too

>> No.33488865

>>33487950
You're not safe anywhere when it comes to monster girls.

>> No.33488955

>>33488865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

>> No.33488958

>>33488955
C&C has so much soul

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>>33487246
I'm going on my own, I'm basically going to learn magic, go full chuuni, an job at every opportunity that presents itself until I find an equally edgy wife, who also acts like a chuuni.

>> No.33489064

>>33487246
I guess there's no harm in forming a barbershop quartet so we can woo girls with our singing.

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>>33487246
I would try to go with a group, at least at first, until I get my bearings. I'll join whoever wants to go to Lescatie and then go to the Salvarision castle.

>> No.33489108

>>33489064
>It's like a maid café but it's a spa with anons instead
>"Happy ends" are included
>Happy ends include marriage

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Marry a hellhound so you can get hellpups

>> No.33489221

>>33489107
I wanna tell a succu-knight that her armor is stupid and that she take it off

>> No.33489269

>>33489143
>human hands and feet
weird

>> No.33489438
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>>33489269
Someone definitely fucked up there.

>> No.33489457

>>33487246
since the MGE world is fuckhueg and most of mankind will never even see a MG I'd much rather form a group with my fellow anons so our search for MG pussy wouldn't be as boring
pic rel, me and the boys on our quest
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/ce/4a/46ce4a1c2408ea65ae3606c17c3a0215.jpg

>> No.33489555

>>33487246
Keep your distance. As soon as I hit MGE everything in a five foot radius of me will be instantly sucked into Wonderland. Even the portal will sex you up.

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>"Master... I never noticed, we haven't trained ALL of your body, have we?"

>> No.33489654

>>33487246
I want to see the faces of an p'orc tribe as they're the one getting raided by horny Anons

>> No.33489680

>>33487246
I'd tried to get a group of guys who want a wight wife so I can use them to bait out a lich.

>> No.33489695

>>33489654
>MANSWINE!

>> No.33489708

>>33489601
True, I could use some squats.

>> No.33489759

>>33489695
Isn't that the p'orc word for husband?
I don't speak pork.

>> No.33489777

>>33489759
It's the call of the excited sentry who spots our boyz rolling up to the galz

>> No.33489805

>>33489777
Imagine her just thinking they sent some soldiers to fight them And she gets all exited.
And then she realizes they are starting to take their clothes off. They're here to fuck.
That's how you get a tribe of p'orcs REALLY riled up.
The orgy would be so legendary that it becomes a yearly event to do so.
And that's how a random p'orc hideout had a massive orgy and then became a very nice town.

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