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33472211 No.33472211 [Reply] [Original]

It's hip to be BEEG

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>> No.33472227
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33472227

Hello fellow adventurers. Will I get discounts from this Danuki merchant if I tell her she's cute?

>> No.33472228

>>33472211
That cow should be used to produce more cows.

>> No.33472254
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>>33472211
Just imagine getting all the blankets and pillows in the house, throwing them onto your bed like a nest and then cuddling with your BEEG mino

>> No.33472262
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33472262

did we ever make a hypnotoad gif?

>> No.33472271
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>>33472254
I dream every day of this happening.

>> No.33472325
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33472325

>Each night, I dream of a BEEG Girl,
>a vivid delight -- with both charm and might.
>My BEEG Girl, could you be so real?
>Your world ... is everything I need to feel

>Each day without my BEEG lovely girl
>I wish it away, I wish it away...

>> No.33472352
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33472352

I want to test the effects of extreme doses of apophis' venom regularly applied over an extended period of time!

>> No.33472392
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33472392

Oh well, I guess a poor Troll can't compete with a cow.

>> No.33472441

>>33472271
>>33472325
the pain of a shattered pelvis is like a pin-prick to the miserable ache of not having BEEG mino to love and tease you

>> No.33472448

>>33472227
I don't think so. Compliments don't put sperm or money in the bank. But it's okay. I've got a trick that will get you all the discounts you could ask the best equipment. Three simple words: negative credit score. Works like a charm every time. I think it's a government program or something.

>> No.33472459

>>33472352
You should consult your apophis doctor before attempting this.

>> No.33472505

>>33472352
I must warn you that level of neurotoxin is going to leave you physically helpless for extended period of time, so plan ahead before you get blasted out of mind.

>> No.33472519
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33472519

women accidently revealing their monstergirls

>> No.33472527

>>33472392
Every (even the least popular) monster girl deserves love and every single one is top tier.
It's just that as an appriciator of peak female form and one of the fathers of BEEGposting, I feel it is my duty to impart the charm and indecency of BEEG muscular girls.
>>33472441
Those are the words of truth that You speak brother.

>> No.33472537

>>33472392
I imagine that marrying a troll would make a man's dick grow crazy girth. Enough to make her put effort into handjobs.

>> No.33472569

>>33472519
I want to suddenly corrupt them into a monster girl instead.

>> No.33472593

>>33472519
>their

>> No.33472594

>>33472505
I will entrust myself fully to the apophis.

>> No.33472611

>>33472593
>No angry haku pic
YOU SIR FAIL

>> No.33472617

>>33472527
Would be nice to get a Troll into bodybuilding.

>> No.33472635

>>33472593
>women accidently revealing their monstergirls
>mfw that's not a typo, human w*men have actually been hiding away monstergirls from us

>> No.33472654

>>33472617
You'll be truly trolled once she hits the gym.

>> No.33472671

>>33472352
>>33472459
>>33472505
What happens if you smoke the dried venom accidentally, say an entire bowl's worth?

>> No.33472691
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33472691

>>33472459
Dr. Grape thinks it's an excellent idea and wants to watch.

>> No.33472715
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33472715

Thanks to the apophis' benevolent rule our pharaoh has found her true calling as an erotic dancer!

>> No.33472731

>>33472671
It probably damage the venom and reduce it potency, or be as potent.

>> No.33472744

>>33472715
What are her rates?

>> No.33472747

I wanna join the mile high club with my waifu

>> No.33472789

>>33472635
I wouldn't be surprised

>> No.33472844

>>33472731
Whew. That's a relief. The throbbing painful erection and swollen testicles with purple veins had me worried for a moment. Good thing the magic vaporizing hookah reduced the potency.

>> No.33472848

>>33472671
I want it fresh from the tap, injected straight into my veins.

>> No.33472892

>>33472635
I still fear the day that cancerous twitter mob discovers MGE and tries to cancel KC, because women that love You unconditionaly and don't cheat is misogyny.
He already struggles to deal with domestic degenerates. If he had to fend off crazed, vile western witchhunters, this would be too much for his kind, delicate heart.
>>33472844
>>33472848
Apophis venom is good for You and it's proven to be non addictive. You should consume more of it. Nevermind the mood swings when You don't take it often, this is completely unrelated.

>> No.33472901

>>33472848
Suit yourself, but you miss out on the flavor that way. That's why I prefer the hookah.

>> No.33472927

>>33472715
Does the coach train male erotic dancers too? I'm wondering where I could find the job after her course.

>> No.33472952

>>33472211
DAMN why can't human women look like that.

>> No.33473061

>>33472892
>good for you and non-addictive
Sounds like something my wife would say. And she would know. She's got an entire room full of drugs. She's a pharmacist, or has a fetish for lab-coats? It's hard to remember which it is when the keyboard turns all bloorpy and starts floating out the wfjowi.

>> No.33473117
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33473117

Because it's impossible for them to compete with Mamono. That's why more and more human men are going monster.
>>33473061
See anons? Even a legit pharmacist agrees. Now relax and let Madam Apho inject the whole bottle.

>> No.33473227

>>33472927
Drop by her house after she's done her job. She has everything set up there.

>> No.33473291
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33473291

Marry chaos monstergirls

>> No.33473300
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33473300

The Zombie Apocalypse Happened But They're All Horny Girls??

>> No.33473344

>>33473300
>get claimed by a pack of 10 zombies
>they all wight after a while
>You now can't go for more than 20 minutes without getting the claw

>> No.33473391

>>33473291
I already have a chaos waifu.

>> No.33473398
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33473398

>>33473344
Are the zombie girls from Chainsaw Man Monster Girls?

>> No.33473425
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33473425

>>33473300
They're all fur coat and no knickers.

>> No.33473507
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33473507

paizuri with Marune!
>>33473291
I'm waiting for a new profile already

>> No.33473525

>>33473425
she looks angry

>> No.33473544
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33473544

What would "hellcats" be like?

>> No.33473558

>>33473544
Smug as a chesire, aggresive like a hellhound

>> No.33473561
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33473561

>>33473544
Just regular kot

>> No.33473562
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>>33473425
>You're pathetic, like a bunch of bloody Millwall fans!

>> No.33473567
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>>33473507
Did someone say bapho titties?

>> No.33473682

>>33473544
She would dom the shit out of you but she's too lazy. She just falls asleep on you instead.

>> No.33473708

>>33472211
Jesus, sauce?

>> No.33473733

>>33473567
small and busty, the best of both worlds
the perfect recipe for standing paizuri

>> No.33473779

>>33472227
No but you can ask how much a little kiss on the lips is worth and get part of your bill reduced by how much she values it. Even if she says nothing, go ahead and throw it in for free, she'll pay for it next time.

>> No.33473796

>>33472617
Getting a cute Greenworm into bodybuilding!

>> No.33473875

>>33473544
Instead of raping the usual way like a Hellhound does, they favour an alternative method, wherein the Hellcat will fall asleep on top of you, keeping you stuck in a possibly awkward for several hours as the slightest movement will result in her waking up in a fierce feline rage, THEN she pins you down.

>> No.33473894

>>33473796
Are you training her to compete on the MMMA?
>she flies like a pappilion and stings like a hornet

>> No.33473917
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33473917

>>33473544
Real into Monster

>> No.33473923

>>33473567
The only way this picture could be more perfect is if they were heavily pregnant

>> No.33473960
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33473960

>>33473291
I want soft, cuddly chaos

>> No.33474005
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33474005

The Jinko next door is roleplaying with a daki of me again, I can hear from the other side of the wall. Looks like I need to call the landlord again.

>> No.33474006
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33474006

>>33472211
>I'd like to take a moment to address you directly, Chief god.
>Yes. I'm talking to you, the so-called One Free Deity. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind.
>A god of order, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the romance, choosing instead to embark on a path of ignorance and decay. Make no mistake, Chief god. This is not a noble crusade you have sparked...this is rapebait and tease.
>You have plunged Order into freefall. Even if you offered your surrender now, I cannot guarantee that Our Benefactors would accept it.
>At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even most staunch paladins with great lust. So much for serving as humanity's "shield against monsters".
>Help me win back their trust, Chief god. Surrender while you still can. Help ensure that humanity's trust in you is not misguided.
>Do what is right, Chief god. Gift the mankind love and romance they deserve.

>> No.33474041
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>>33473917
How would monstergirls feel about Monster girls?

>> No.33474075

huge feral dire jinko that acts like an oversized cat when she wants to be petted or when she wants attention.
>rolls on her back when she sees you
>rubs her face against you
>rubs her body against yours but since she is so massive she usually ends up knocking you down
>loves being petted and being scratched behind ears but if you do it for too long she will get aggressive
>will fall asleep on top of you (or more like smother your whole body)
>god help you when she goes into heat

>> No.33474112

>>33474075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwRo9wfKmc

>> No.33474129

good morning thread

>> No.33474168
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33474168

Remember to buy your band's favorite album!

>> No.33474211

>In MGC all your porn searches and data is saved and then sent to monster girl dating "services" to try and help monster girl find a suitable partner
So anon, what kind of girl would you end up have visit you?

>> No.33474244

>>33474211
mfw i end up alone because of nofap

>> No.33474272
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>>33474006

Tell me, coomer, if you can. You have jacked off so much. Who is it exactly that you have impregnated? Can you name even one imp....? I thought not.

>> No.33474302

>>33474211
A cu sith...

>> No.33474354

>>33473567
>Wind up getting bombshell bodies but still keeping the tight pussy
And people wonder why the Megamorphosis spell is heresy, it how could ordinary Mamono compete?

>> No.33474389

>>33474041
>MG find out about Monster energy drinks
>Clever Danuki buys out the company
>Spikes the product with Demon Realm chemicals.

>> No.33474469
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33474469

>>33474129
Morning friend
>>33474075
This but picrel, I love that 'belly exposing", catlike pose.
>>33474005
>order a daki of Yourself
>get inside
>have friends place You under her doors and knock then run
I'd do that.

>> No.33474600

>>33474469
Id do that last one but that mantcore in your image. Also cut a hole in it so my cock is coming out of it.

>> No.33474627

>>33474211
I'm so gonna get besieged by P'orcs

>> No.33474663

>>33474005
>ohhhh anon you dirty boy, sneaking into my room like this
>how embarrassing, I cant' believe you saw me trying on my little bitty kitty lingerie
>oh? you like it? well aren't you just a little pervert. you know I am XX years old and these are out of style right?
>ufufufu you want to RAVAGE this little breast keyhole? well nothing' stopping you anon, come here you dirty animal!
>oh yeah you dirty boy anon you like it when I ride you with my tail around your neck don't you!!?
>meanwhile you're just sitting in your apartment next door concerned that this is the 3rd separate fantasy you've heard today

>> No.33474727

>>33474663
hey Anon, if want the sounds to stop, grow a pair and fuck her. She sounds desperate.

>> No.33474755

>>33474663
>Meet her on the street the next day
>"H-h-h-h--hi A-a-a-anon"
>say hello and have a quick smalltalk
>before You go ask if she can wear little bitty kitty lingerie today as well
>Spagetthi falls out of her pockets

>> No.33474873

>>33474727
I would but the other day I heard a loud crashing noise that sounded like her sofa breaking and her yelling COME ON ANON WE CAN GO HARDER, I'M GONNA BREAK YOU LITTLE BOY, she's cute but I'm sure that much pent up frustration is going to crack at least a couple bones.

>> No.33474930

>>33474873
The longer you leave it the worse it's going to be.

>> No.33474990

>>33474755
>casually mention something fetishy in smalltalk
>"yeah so I went for a checkup yesterday and I couldn't stop looking at the nurse outfits!"
>she's jittering back and forth
>like clockwork she's doing nurse roleplay with the daki later
>kek let's see how far this can go

>> No.33475000

>>33474873
don't be a little bitch, any pain is tempory, but banging hot jinko ass, YOU ARE A PUSSY IF LET YOUR WEAK FLESH DETERMINE WHAT YOU, YOU ARE A MAN, NOW GET 'EM TIGER

>> No.33475037

>>33475000
>digits
SIR YES SIR

>> No.33475064

>>33474873
I just spent all night with my jinko wife while she was juiced up on apophis venom and raging mushrooms and still have a pelvis. Take your balls out of your purse and fuck that tiger.

>> No.33475154

>>33475064
>jinko
>venom
>shrooms
holy shit anon it might still be there physically but there's no way it's really all still "there"

>> No.33475263
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>>33474211
Jinko, Minotaur, or whatever else from searching for female bodybuilders.

>> No.33475324

>>33474211
>gyaru
I couldn't imagine what's in store

>> No.33475449
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33475449

Sup all you happy people
All current chapters of scalebound have been moved to AO3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29773032/chapters/73251861

I I want to hear people thoughts on the story as a try ti fingure out how to continue my work

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>> No.33475499
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>>33475324
Sky is the limit.

>> No.33475652

>>33475449
good to see you beast

>> No.33475671

>>33475652
Good to see you too anon

>> No.33475705

how to unsmug a Cheshire, the fucker been eaten al my shit and last night, even tried to take my bed

>> No.33475730

>>33475705
put a clip on the back of her neck

>> No.33475731

>>33475705
Ask her why she hates you.

>> No.33475753

>>33475449
Sup beast, story is good but i wouldn't know what to suggest, still thanks for writing. Few active writefags in recent times, but good ones

>> No.33475768

>>33474211
https://e621.net/posts/2439857

>> No.33475799

>>33475768
>e621
not opening

>> No.33475809

>>33475730
i did that, now I have a Cheshire that has powered down now what?

>> No.33475865

>>33475799
https://www.deviantart.com/muhut/art/help-857377380

>> No.33475907
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33475907

Hypothetically, pharaoh won’t be mad if I accidentally knock up her childhood friend and protector chimera sphinx right?

>> No.33475925

>>33475907
how, did you trip and fall into her pussy anon. It ain't good to lie ya know

>> No.33475941

>>33475907
Considering the current chimera sphinx shortage, she might put you on sphinx breeding duty for all eternity

>> No.33475996
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33475996

>>33475449
I wish I had something of value to say, other than telling you to fix your damn typos.

>> No.33476024

>>33475996
I honestly thought i had fixed most of them when pulling them from pastebin

>> No.33476044

What monster would be best for someone who has poor decision-making skills, and gets hurt frequently because of it?

>> No.33476053
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33476053

>>33476024
And yet
>Yet here he was,, about to fight a scalebound to close of this contest.
One extra comma and a missing f in the word off.
Most pertubatory.

>> No.33476059

>>33476044
Anubis

>> No.33476087

>>33476044
Demon

>> No.33476091

>>33476053
I'll edit that later

>> No.33476099

>>33475907
think about this, we could have this kind of sphinx in MGE but instead KC gave us a werecat wearing egyptian cosplay

>> No.33476100

>>33476044
Anubis, Shirohebi, Apophis, Any lamia species, Dragon, Pharaoh, Vampire, Demon, most species actually.

>> No.33476111

>>33476091
You better, or Haku-sensei is going to seethe with impotent rage.

>> No.33476188
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>>33476100
>Any lamia species
I'm not sure it's all of them.

>> No.33476195

>>33476100
It's great knowing that I have options. I thought my choices were marrying a Banshee or Wisp that can revive me when I end up dying from not taking proper safety measures.

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At what point am I sexually bullying my heckpup too much, Anon?

>> No.33476247

Well today I learned that drawing wonderworm is considerably harder than her green cousin

>> No.33476280

>>33476247
Draw greenworm
Add booba
blue filter
easy!

>> No.33476281
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33476281

>>33476247
All that extra size and all those extra curves really do add up.

>> No.33476302
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>>33472211

>> No.33476312

>>33476280
Plus a bunch of clothes that are actually just growths from her body that correspond to various parts on the greenworm.

>> No.33476343
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33476343

>>33474211
wtf I love government surveillance now?

>> No.33476355

>>33476312
I think the hardest parts are only drawing Greenworm has let me skate by without actually knowing how to draw hands or breasts

>> No.33476361

>>33474211
Dark Elf I guess, they're the S&M queens

>> No.33476372

>>33476355
Hey anon at least you're not like me.
mfw I've been drawing my wight wife's face for month with no idea on why her jaw is so hard, until I realized the circle is meant to have the jaw on the OUTSIDE

>> No.33476374

>>33476200
Bookworm heckpups deserve to be bullied mercilessly so don't feel bad if she makes some nice noises.

>> No.33476377

>>33476355
The thing with drawing breasts is that they're heavy and you should draw that weight

>> No.33476402

>>33474211
BEEEG

>> No.33476418

>>33476377
This. Favorute part of KCs art is that his titties look like they have weight to them.

>> No.33476450
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33476450

https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1366406042314137601

>> No.33476458
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33476458

>>33476044
Just buy the dip

>> No.33476486

>>33476450
Someone save my mans, he's not gonna make it!

>> No.33476494

>>33476200
Nice floof.

>> No.33476666

>>33476458
I'm putting all my savings in NUKI

>> No.33476677

>>33476355
Look at it this way, you practiced other stuff, so you're more prepared than if you started this right away.

>> No.33476678

>>33476458
Wap your wad on the countah

>> No.33476743

>>33476458
>hearts everywhere but the pupils
What a letdown

>> No.33476761

>>33476200
If she is incapable of aggression, you might have gone too far.

>> No.33476776
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33476776

>>33476743
Pull out a $100 and wrap it around your dick and watch her heart pupil so hard it'd put a march hare and jubjub to shame

>> No.33476816

>>33476776
Danukis know better than anyone that paper money is a scam. If you're not wrapping your junk in gold foil you're not gonna make it.

>> No.33476822

>>33476776
what would make danukis just go stupid with how horny they would get from it

>> No.33476856
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33476856

>>33472392
Axem is a lifesaver in world without enough love for trolls

>> No.33476862

>>33476776
>>33476816
I want to wrap tanukis up like mummies and play with their moneybags.

>> No.33476890
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33476890

Danuki are too cute to lewd, this image did it for me. I would happily adopt a Danuki daugheteru who wants to help with the finances but I don't think I could sex one

>> No.33476892

>>33476862
every mans need a little bit of 'nuki in their life

>> No.33476958

>>33476890
That nuki is a waifu to that man. Shes about to get stuff by his adult cock and cum.

>> No.33476971

>>33476856
Troll is my favorite mg.

>> No.33477050

>>33476458
Danuki would be smarter than to go big into high-risk assets unless she had inside knowledge to make educated buys and sells. Nah, she'd be setting you up with Roth IRAs and investing in ETFs. She'll be handling it all for you too. All you need to do is be a good house hubby and give her regular dickings to make children, "purely for the tax benefits" she'll tell you.

>> No.33477072
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>>33475499
>Run out of data at the end of the month because your gyaru banshee wife keeps blowing up your phone to see if you're okay
>Get onto your office wifi and see a wall of tanned skin in risque positions
>Started sending you nudes when you didn't respond
>Better than that time the power went out and she came to the office and triggered a building-wide orgy with her crying
>Got alot of wedding invitations though
How do men tell their wives not to worry about them so much without offending their delicate monstrous sensibilities?

>> No.33477080
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33477080

I want an extremist dark mage that is a huge Druella fangirl

>> No.33477100

>>33477050
She can tell me whatever she wants. Wont make me stop breeding her like the bitch in heat she truly is.

>> No.33477107

>>33477050
>tanukis set up the GME shorts and subsequent squeeze hype to bankrupt thousands of men and enslave/marry them
it all makes sense now

>> No.33477112
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33477112

>>33476971
They are very nice. I like how KC went with a folk inspired design a la John Bauer instead of a generic fantasy large humanoid. It gives them that much more personality

>> No.33477115

>>33474211
>Gyaru
>big tits
>mommydom
>incest
>anal
What do I win?

>> No.33477126

>>33477080
based

>> No.33477136

>>33477115
Cheshire.

>> No.33477143

>>33474211
A degenerate is what I get.

>> No.33477157
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33477157

>>33477115
free brain surgery

>> No.33477161

>>33476281
>have a childhood friend Greenworm
>she goes and studies abroad for a semester
>comes home as a big WonderWorm asking you if you know anyone with some good smoke

>> No.33477185

>>33474211
I would search for nothing but latex, tentacles, and maledom non stop because the only breed I would ever accept is a Night Gaunt.

>> No.33477197

>>33477050
Just tell her you write OTM covered calls.

>> No.33477198 [DELETED] 

How do I propose to her?

>> No.33477202

>>33476822
Paint your entire body gold.

>> No.33477205

>>33474211
>netorare
Now what?

>> No.33477222

>>33474211
>Mostly vanilla stuff but with an oral fixation
>Soft spot for yandere
>Vore and giantess
Guess I'll likely get paired with sandworm or lamia. Both are excellent options I'd love to marry.

>> No.33477223

>>33474211
>my search history
Propably a Danuki, Griphon or Dragon seing how 70% of it is /biz/ stuff.
>my file system
Either Gremlin after she sees the ammount of tech autism or a BEEG girl, when they see my 4gb tomboy folder (later is preferable and considered a good ending by me).

>> No.33477226

>>33477205
See >>33477157

>> No.33477232
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33477232

I want to gag tanukis OTM.

>> No.33477237
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33477237

How do I propose to her?

>> No.33477300

>>33477237
just tell her I love you

>> No.33477306

>>33477237
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

>> No.33477311

>>33474211
My porn searches are on thing, but they must scrub your files and search history right? It would be a shame for another mamono to show up only to be greeted by someone with dozens of notepad files and greenworm drawings on his PC.Although there's a 0% chance that I haven't already searched for and found a hungry worm myself

>> No.33477358

how would wild Cheshires act differently from their city domesticated cousins

>> No.33477359

>>33477232
I'm gonna keep buying tanuki slaves, put them in maid outfits, and impregnate the whole lot of them.

>> No.33477391

>>33477358
One tricks you because its fun.
The other tricks you so she can trap you and drag you back to where her home is.

>> No.33477393

>>33477359
How does one even acquire tanuki slaves?

>> No.33477410

>>33477393
Drow or Orc run slave markets.

>> No.33477416

>>33477393
Tanukis regularly sell themselves into slavery so they buy their way out.

>> No.33477445

>>33477157
Does this mean I passed the final trial of the Broodwich?

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33477487

>>33472211

>> No.33477535

>>33476761
But that's how I prefer them, Anon.

>> No.33477593
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33477593

>>33476099
>still only half-assing it

>> No.33477602

>>33477416
>hire a "slaver" so that you get "sold" to some manslut who will cover the costs just so you can get off for free
At this point I can only be impressed by their cunning.

>> No.33477630
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33477630

Need a dark tactician to call my bluff on the battlefield and fellate my gun.

>> No.33477636
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33477636

>>33477306
alright I chuckled

>> No.33477651

>>33472352
What happens if a single man microdoses monstergirl venom regularly? Does he just rape his tanuki landlord, break into his jinko neighbours house to sniff her laundry, or get tracked down by whichever species whose venom he's imbibing?

>> No.33477709

>>33477487
I recognize this dragon!

>> No.33477727

>>33477445
Yes. Now eat the damn sandwich.

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>>33476247
They're pretty big girls so it may easier to do perspective tricks where you can hide most of their lower body. That's what most fanart does

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33477750

The concept of monster lady rolling towards you is scary

>> No.33477766

>>33477410
>>33477416
Can't I just abduct one? Poor tanukis need someone to take them on vacation.

>> No.33477798

Why does this infuriate me so much

>> No.33477806
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33477806

Ogres are for fireman carry blowjobs
https://twitter.com/invaderalex/status/1366035839692771330?s=19

>> No.33477807

>tfw tsundere waifu getting mad about how comfy I look when around Wonderworms
>tfw she buys up so many Wonderland products and souvenirs when we have to return home from vacation
Then we have lots of sex.

>> No.33477841

>>33477766
Yes you can.
Just be sure to notify her security detail beforehand so they don't think its legitimate.

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33477888

>Last thing a museum security guard on night shift sees during the Ancient Egypt exhibition
>And the Ancient China exhibition the week after
>And Ancient Mesopotamia a week after that
>And..
Why are blunt bangs with black hair so hot?

>> No.33477901

>>33477806
holy shit i want this

>> No.33477930

>>33474211
Fluffy girls, warrior girls, and fluffy warrior girls.

>> No.33478153

>>33477806
This is why I fucking love jav for inspiration.

>> No.33478182

I want to vomit

>> No.33478244

>>33477888
The himecut is a powerful thing.

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33478307

>>33478244
I know I had the taste for it before but I'm not sure if I liked Satsuki because she had the look and personality or she just embellished the taste further. Chicken and egg situation

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33478357

Camazotz-chan has stolen my heart!

>> No.33478364

>>33476200
I hate this

>> No.33478376

Monsters checking you internet history is pretty standard but checking theirs can be equally amusing
>Mom wants you to help out your succ aunt with her new computer
>Auntcubus lets you in and shows you to her computer while she goes to get some drinks and snacks together
>Moment she leaves the room check her search history
>anon y. mous
>anon cute
>anon shirtless
>anon sexy
>anon naked
>anon sex
>anon how to seduce?
>anon sex gif
>snuggle without horns in way
>what young men like
>what young men like in women
>do young men like older women?
>how hard brush tail across lap to seem accidental
>how to get young man to like older woman

>> No.33478382

>>33477222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bVZeOt7bCw
>in the old days, a mother dragon would have carried her babies in her mouth
>while they don't normally talk about it, the instincts haven't completely gone away

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33478409

>>33472211

>> No.33478440

>>33474211
100% chance of some kind of a fox - Kumiho, Kitsune or ordinary european fox girl, doesn't matter as long as she has fluffy tail(s) and fox ears.
I really spend unhealthy amount of time thinking about foxes and consuming content related to them.

>> No.33478451

Monstergirls are literally causing several genocides at once. They literally intend to monsterize everything that isn't human men and replace them with beings who literally only think about sex.

>> No.33478456

>>33478376
I don’t know why my aunt wants to search for me shitless, she’s in the photos with me from our pool party last summer!

>> No.33478460

>>33478357
Primordial evil Vucub Caquix harpy macaw wife

>> No.33478468

>>33478451
great isn't it

>> No.33478480

>>33478468
No, it isn't.
I want to kill KC

>> No.33478485

>>33478468
Dont reply to him

>> No.33478504

>>33478468
Based, why would we care about anything other than humans and those trying to service them?

>> No.33478508

>>33477651
that just sounds like anon cockson with extra steps

>> No.33478509

>>33478451
Read any book.

>> No.33478553

>>33474211
Fox with an average chest but huge ass and thighs.

>> No.33478561

>>33478357
I'm still wary of South American bats.

>> No.33478585

>>33478451
Cool story bro.

>My question is, in the distant future, after the incubus is born, is it okay for a purely human state to exist? Or will the Demon King prevent it from happening?
>This is because without a nation made up entirely of humans, there would be no scene where humans would meet the monster for the first time.

>KC

>I see. If that human-only nation is reasonably happy and not attacking monsters or the parent monster nation, the extremists can be kept in check, and the demon king herself is not as active as the extremists, and the monsters are not troubled by the incubus being born, so they can remain a human nation, I think. It is.

>KC - 2

>However, in such an era, all the people around them were pro-Magic Kingdoms, and they would be able to see how they lived, and how they kept their youth and beauty close by.


>すみません、機械翻訳に頼っています。 質問なんですが、インキュバスが生まれた後の遠い未来に、純粋な人間だけの国家が存在してもいいのかということです。それとも魔王が阻止するのか? 人間だけで構成された国家がなければ、人間が初めて怪物と出会うシーンはありえないからです。

>KC

>なるほど。その人間のみの国家がそれなりに幸福に過ごしており、特に魔物や親魔物国家に攻撃していない場合なら、過激派も抑えは効きますし、魔王本人は過激派ほどは積極的ではなく、魔物達もインキュバスが産まれるため、そこまで伴侶には困らないので人間の国家のままでいられるとおもいます。

>KC - 2

>ただし、そうなった時代だと周りは親魔王国家ばかりで彼らの暮らしぶり、若さや美しさを保つ姿も近くで見る事になりますし、魔物が近しい存在という事で、進んで魔物になりたがる人も出てくるのではないかと思います。

>> No.33478590

>>33478456
>Auntcubus decided she would seduce anon by wearing a super sexy swimsuit to show off her curves
>Got cold feet and wore her old tankini instead
>Still cringes when she opens her closet and sees her the swimsuit collecting dust in the back
I like to think theres a photo from the party of anon and his aunt really close together where she looks extremely anxious while he's entirely oblivious and just happy to spend time with her

>> No.33478608

>>33474211
a fish with a fat fucking tail

>> No.33478618

>>33478585
Don't reply to the mentally ill /tg/ faggot. They have been having a legitimate mental breakdown on here and /tg/ all night. Report them.

>> No.33478625
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>>33478590
She needs to take advice from that succubus in the rpg who spends the first few parts of the demo not approaching the guy she wants because she's afraid of scaring him. Then she reminds herself she is a succubus, gets some motivation from the MC, and goes over and seduces him no problem.

>> No.33478641

>>33477743
i seriously would a wonderworm and join her in smoking

>> No.33478652

>>33478451
too dumb to have read the source material

>> No.33478683

If a monstergirl doesn't want a husband and just wants to be left alone because she's happier that way, do you respect her wishes?

>> No.33478690
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33478690

Forget expired cakes. Date a young Dark Mage, squeeze her fat thighs and butt, nakadashi cosplay-tier loli pussy.

>> No.33478691

would incubi have trouble getting to sleep with all that gigamale energy?

>> No.33478700

A panty raid against a demon must be so boring since she wants you to get her panties and get addicted to them.
There's no fun in it if she likes it.

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33478702

>>33478618
I know I'm having a breakdown, and I'm fucking powerless to stop it. I feel feverish, nauseous, and suffocated.

>> No.33478704

>>33478618
Not him or the other guys but you are being quite touchy. If someone has misconceptions about the setting and/or wants to talk about it it's fair to do it in this thread.
Keep in mind dwarves ARE in the risk of dying out thanks to their promiscuity's and acceptance of the succubae.

>> No.33478706

>>33478683
they are designed to not be happier that way and desire husbands strongly

>> No.33478719
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33478719

>dark mage drugging and enhancing you with magic so that you can become a hyperefficient mana battery
>by the time she is done with you, you are basically the male equivalent of a jubjub
>horny even by incubus standards, and being able to easily fill a bottle with one cumshot
>your average daily seminal output can be measured in liters

>> No.33478720

>>33478691
Besides fucking till you pass out I'm sure you could buy a weresheep wool blanket if you had trouble sleeping.

>> No.33478732

>>33478706
Well that sucks

>> No.33478740
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33478740

>>33472211
>Let me play you the song of my people

>> No.33478745

>>33478618
I'm not entirely convinced he's genuine, but he comes off as more disturbing than annoying, like he needs to get off not just off this thread but internet in general and find actual psychiatric help.

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33478787

>>33478641
I vaped for a while but it's a disgusting habit and was aggravating an ear issue. Smoking is aesthetic so it's a shame that it gives you health issues no matter how you indulge in it. Monstergrils would find ways around that of course

>> No.33478790

>>33478704
KC's clarified though that male dwarves will return once incubi start being born (as male dwarves are considered a type of human in the setting). Basically the dwarves married to humans will give birth to female dwarves and male dwarf incubi. It's the male dwarves that are dying out at the moment, not dwarves as a whole.

>> No.33478797

>>33478700
naive anon, you are all too well forgetting the secret drawer that every demon has in their dresser full of the most embarrassing panties that they unironically wear

>> No.33478810

>>33478787
yeah "tobacco" that wonderworms smoke isn't the same thing that we smoke here, it's a special wonderland concoction that smells good and makes you horny beyond belief

>> No.33478817

>>33478790
That doesn't seem fair to the humans who married dwarves.

>> No.33478819

>>33478790
It still makes me disturbed

>> No.33478833
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33478833

>>33478797
>Fat retard gets desmugged
Need more art of monstergirls getting embarrassed over clothes

>> No.33478840

>>33478790
Yes but the risk is still there. And while KC said the setting has a good ending no matter what it is fair to point out that dwarves at the moment are in danger of being breed out of existence if they don't find human males to breed(though that is true of all mosnter species) and such was not the case before.

>> No.33478851

>>33478817
they get a shortsack gf (fuck the way KC portrayed them I will headcannon them as shortstacks) so i think it's more than a fair trade.

>> No.33478855
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33478855

>>33478732
How so? It's not like monsters can't live fulfilling, happy lives before they get a mate. It's just that getting a mate is a major goal in their life.

Asura Mythra did all sorts of amazing things for centuries while waiting for her husband to be born into the world and find her.

>> No.33478864

>>33478810
Same thing with alcohol then, cool. I wonder if there are hardcore mamano alcohol enthusiasts who are willing to suffer through the hangover to try non-demon realm booze. That's also on the assumption that mamano aren't immune to the symptoms of a hangover in the first place

>> No.33478877

>>33478732
There are instances of monsters following their passions and not finding love like the sabbath that seriously is into magic and they won't let you in unless you too are dedicated to that study so not many of them have onii-chans and are forced to eat bitter supplements instead of their husband's spirit energy

>> No.33478880

>>33478855
All I want is for everyone to stop fighting over everything and be open with the way they're thinking.
That's literally it.

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33478884

>>33475449
More Selene when?

>> No.33478885

>>33478797
>try to steal a demons panties
>her drawers are just full of hot pants, yoga pants, spats and sweat pants
>ask her where her underwear is
>”What’s “underwear” Anon?”

>> No.33478887

>>33478833
Fat cats are where its at.

>> No.33478896

>>33478877
That makes me feel better. Makes me feel like they actually live.
>Monstergirl who's really into fishing.

>> No.33478905

>>33478451
Why else do you think everyone here is so all over them?

>> No.33478909

>>33478840
Male dwarves you mean, female dwarves are in no danger.

And heck, I highly doubt no male dwarf in existence has ever become an undead incubus. If any have then they'll be sticking around until well past the point incubus dwarves start being born.

>>33478817
Then imagine there is a chance a vanilla human incubus is born instead. It'd be like a 3 option thing. Female dwarf, male dwarf incubus, or "regular" human incubus.

Honestly though, how they look shouldn't matter to you. They'd be your child just as much as the females.

>> No.33478910

>>33478364
>Stop liking what I don't like!

>> No.33478921
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33478921

>>33478719
>dark mage makes you the ultimate mana source to fuel her research
>can't actually make any progress since she's being fucked 24/7 by the indefatigable sex beast she created
>all of her previous research notes have become sodden and ruined after every piece of furniture in her study became simply another prop to fuck on
it's a cautionary tale to all dark mages, enhancing your mana supply is a slippery (heh) slope

>> No.33478924

>>33478910
I'm trying to calm myself down

>> No.33478927

>>33478880
That's rather vague anon, how are we not being open with how we're thinking?

>> No.33478931

>>33478896
My waifu is actually into fishing

>> No.33478932

>>33478885
She's playing dumb so you don't find her drawer full of digimon panties, dont' give up anon

>> No.33478934

>>33478896
Of course, while the profiles are there as a base, and in general most monster think of finding a mate as the most important goal, there's is enough variation in individuals to account for those who have their mind solely focused on other pursuits.

>> No.33478935

>>33478817
Nothing wrong with having a dwarf son when you have a dwarf wife.
>>33478885
Now she's gonna steal yours.

>> No.33478951

>>33478924
What's not to like about femdom monsters getting dommed for once?

>> No.33478952

>>33478924
This probably isn't the best place to seek emotional stability anon. Go for a walk, marvel at the world around you for a bit, talk to some friends or family about your feelings (you can leave out the monster girl stuff). Don't have friends or family to talk to? Make do with whatever you do have.

>> No.33478954

>>33478909
>female dwarves are in no danger.
Like I said they are unless thy find a human mate (whihc is easier thanks to the gender ration in in human births),.So they are, almost, no longer independent and self reliant as a species when it comes to reproduction.

>> No.33478957

>>33478833
>>33478885
Whenever I read about mamano trying on clothes for men I misread it as them trying clothes on men not in a faggot way, I mean shopping for mens clothes. I was confused over the demon profile for a while because I thought it was them going to stores to buy clothes for him and not for what he wanted her to wear

>> No.33478968
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33478968

>>33478896
>

>> No.33478969

>>33478884
Selene needs more flesh

>> No.33478973

>>33478954
They weren't self reliant to begin with, they've always needed males of one kind or another. That they are mating with a different type of human now really shouldn't matter.

>> No.33478976

>>33478924
Just go away. Nobody is here to fucking pander to you. These threads and this setting doesn't exist for you. Just go away. Get off the computer and call a psychologist if a wish fulfillment porn stetting like this makes you scream about have a mental break down.

>> No.33478979

>>33478968
Heh.
>Monstergirl who's actually really into a human woman.
Come on

>> No.33478995

>>33478979
>Taking memes literally

>> No.33479008

>>33478973
>They weren't self reliant to begin with, they've always needed males of one kind or another.
What? yes males of their own species, just like human females need "Human" males to breed with. They were independent just as elves still are. Just because they can interbreed doesn't mean they are the same, as the half elves prove.
Don't get me wrong I'm all for the mosnternization of the world but this twisting things too much in the monster favor.

>> No.33479010

I went to /tg/ to see what they were up to.
Honestly, there's some fairly creative shit there, but that's just me.

>> No.33479025

>>33478968
I like shark girls design the most of all girls but her profile didn't do it for me for some reason...

>> No.33479035

>>33478995
Yes

>> No.33479049
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33479049

Damn it bros.

>> No.33479048

>>33479010
their threads are dead and basically ignore canon to worldbuild their own shit. I don't mind but it's completely different from what we have here.

>> No.33479064

>>33479049
It's wonderland things are supposed to get weird.

>> No.33479065

>have waifu with low-key yandere tendencies
>always acting shady and creepy
>seems like she's scheming nonstop
>actually just researching nymphomancy and the latest fads
>best cuddling techniques
>most comfortable bedding
>how-to books on relaxation
>will still lock me in the bedroom over the weekend, now and again
>it's fine, because I've been working too hard and the stress is taking its toll
>she'll be with me the whole time
It's good to have a waifu I can trust.

>> No.33479075

>>33479048
Sad, because they do have some cool shit there. It's like MGE with the more extreme shit toned down so that it doesn't get unintentionally grim.
Also, you can write your own setting. Creative freedom.

>> No.33479083

>>33478957
Mamono being confused and wearing guy boxers because they think it attracts guys or something sounds cute regardless

>> No.33479108
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33479108

>>33478969
She's got enough flesh to work with
Beast just needs to go beyond "drunken mcfighty lilim" and ramp up the lewd and corruption.

>> No.33479113

>>33479075
>doesn't get unintentionally grim.
MGE is only grim to literal retards and autistic faggots that take things literal and don't understand what hyperoble is. Go back to your board if it's so amazing.

>> No.33479133

>>33479113
Meh.

>> No.33479151

>>33479113
And people who haven't bothered to actually read the setting beyond the profiles and portions of WG1

>> No.33479158
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33479158

Impregnate Familiars.

>> No.33479172

>>33479158
go on...

>> No.33479174

>>33479075
>>33479133
And the mask comes off. Quit trying to shill your stuff here. Your thread is filled with doomposting and obsessing over /jp/. Go back, and stay back.

>> No.33479175

>>33479158
I want a Ropurotto Sabbath witch.

>> No.33479183

>>33479075
>Also, you can write your own setting. Creative freedom.

Yeah, thats what TG is there for. If you want to write your own mg setting where mgs kill or reject single men, go there. We have our stuff here.

Retards that want to impose here MGs with "standards" or murder shit is like SJWs going into already established settings and ruining them by inserting their shit.

Well, we wont have this shit here. If you want MG settings with "conflict" or whatever, you do you, go to MGQ or TG, but dont expect this shit to be accepted here where here we just want to be with our waifus, be accepted by them and live a happy life.

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33479184

>>33472211

>> No.33479188

>>33479183
I suppose that makes sense. Sorry.

>> No.33479208

>>33479184
When will she let me breathe?

>> No.33479214

>>33479208
When you stop obsessing over demon ass.
We're both doomed.

>> No.33479239
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33479239

>>33479172
>>33479175
Impregnate
Familiars

>> No.33479244

>>33479083
Women trying on mens clothes can be cute. Also those womens briefs that cover the upper thigh and slightly flare out to the sides make me diamonds

>> No.33479256
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33479256

So do mamono have their own gangs?

>> No.33479262

>>33479183
>>33479188
But in case you're wondering, you're 100% free to come over and insult me

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33479265

>>33479158
>>33479239
Counter argument:
Impregnate pixies

>> No.33479271

>>33479256
>You will never be the police chief who has to clean up mgc's gangs
Somebody has to enforce the law

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33479277

>>33479265
Pixies are smalltime and you should aim higher.

>> No.33479292

Hi this is Anon Cockson, and I will be starring in my first feature-length Film, "Take me to your leader"
>Today is special, it is the first film that I will have ever made. Now let's have some fun
>This entire city is all single monster girls
>I need to gain some attention, oh I have an idea
>go to the central hub
>Take off clothes
>cover myself in peanut butter
>go to nearest hellhound populated neighborhood,
>Fan smell towards them
>Y'all are cowards and have no right to call yourselves hellhounds
>the fury in their eyes lets me know that I ticked them off
>There is just one last thing I need to say
>"~You are filthy virgins who will always be single~"
>Now that's how Hellhound ought to look like
>Run off and find the river under the bridge to wash off
>They are just now searching for me
>Time for some more mayhem
>Find the largest concentration of Beeg monster girls
>they are in the gym
>Grab the heaviest weights they have
> curl them with one arm
>deadlift this weight with perfect form and do it 50 times
>Bench press it with ease
>Before I go, I utter "you are all weak pansies, who can't lift any real weight, that's why y'all are still virgin losers"
>" and before I get forget, y'all not bulking, you're just fatties"
>Such delicious anger, I need MORE
>Now I hear the stomping of the beeg girls combined with the heavy panting of the hellhounds.
>A good sound to be sure, but I Need More
>Find the nearest sabbath center, time to bully some flatties
>Enter this place
>"Oooooi, Ya Got any real women"
>A Baphoment comes up to me, "Yes that would be us"
>"No, you are babies, little itty bitty babies"
>"No we're not, We're not, We're Not, WE'RE NOT".
>"You are sure acting the part, does mama Shirotuko need to change Bapho-chan's Diaper
>"No I do not"
>"You smell so bad you make the undead smell nice, I bet Mama Shirotuko thinks you are smelly and are the most goblin-like of all"
>"..."
>Time to throw napalm into this fire
>"Most of all, You are older than the mummies we used to find underground, and your ovaries must be spoilt by now"
>"That's enough, girls. LET'S CONVINCE THIS UNRULY ONICHAN THAT CUNNY IS THE BEST"
>Yes, get angry, let the hate grow within and make you lost sight of everything
>Teleport out of there
>This is now good enough, The streets are now in disarray and chaos is everywhere.
>A man needs a steed and here comes one now
>A bicorn cop comes towards me
>"Stop your havoc criminal"
>"Nah, but you will be a perfect steed".
>Put on the horse harness on her
>"Oh Kinky, but you still are under arrest"
>ignore her, and with my hand slap her ass and get her running
>I found my next destination, but the Bicorn was so horny, so I told her I will be back
>I found my in the town's public square, where the resident lilim is talking about me and the danger I pose
>Time for the show to begin
>Go invisible and sneak near the lilim.
>wait for her to leave the podium and strike
>pants her and while she is still reeling from shock
>take her panties off, huh bearprint, awfully childish for a mature looking women
>slap her ass as well as push her down
>Finger bang her until she is right about to cum and stop cold
>Say "That's a spicy meatball"
>Flip her over and with my naked balls, teabag her face three times in front of the entire town of monster girls
>As they look with an shocked expression on their faces, I bow as I was acting in a phantoms play
>As all the monster girls close in< I teleport at the last second
>Well, time to go home
>Huh, why isn't it working
>Oh no
>It's the whole town
>Well I pray for a quick pelvis crushing and charge ahead
The End

>> No.33479298
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33479298

I want to visit the Ocelomeh city of El Dorado.

>> No.33479314

>>33479271
They're clearly already in prison though.

>> No.33479324
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>>33479256
>gangs
More like crime families

>> No.33479325

>>33479292
What a legendary movie. Can't wait for the unrated version to come out on DVD

>> No.33479337

>>33479298
I heard they pave the streets with gold and every year their queen holds a festival where she and her husband cover themselves in gold dust and lick it off a body part of their choosing before diving into a lake

>> No.33479349

>>33479314
Only the leaders. The other members are still out there

>> No.33479362

>>33479174
>Your thread is filled with doomposting and obsessing over /jp/
That's mostly him too, he's autistic as fuck

>> No.33479368

>>33479298
I want to be raped atop the highest pyramid for all the gods to see.

>> No.33479413

>>33479108
>ramp up the lewd and corruption.
Doesn't Selene already corrupt?
Like I havent seen any of the other OC lilims do it.

>> No.33479489

Anons. I just cant stand the problems in my life, I feel like completely defeated. Could you tell me something to cheer me up? Jinko is my waifu if it helps.

>> No.33479493
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33479493

>>33479413
In the second MGE game, mari turns the heroine into a darkmatter

>> No.33479523

>>33479298
"El Dorado" is nothing but a myth created by tropical mamonos to fool potential husbands into suicidal incursion which will most likely result in their capture by the native populations!

>> No.33479545

>>33479523
Maybe the real El Dorado is the mobsters we wed along the way.

>> No.33479554

>>33479489
Nothing's stronger than a jinko helping her husband through his problems.

>> No.33479562

>>33479256
>>33479324
There’s both actually.
For the crime families there’s:
>The Undead Cabal
>The Mofukuza
>The many Italian Mouse families
>The Irish Imp Mob
>The Sabbath

And then you have many local gangs that run their neighborhoods and streets like:
>the many bike gangs throughout the country
>the local delinquent girls in the schools
>The Tunnel Snakes
(They’re a bunch of Wurms in leather jackets and 1950’s style haircuts)
>The Bloods
(A group of Dhampir and Vamp Mosquito girls who are upset at all the memes against their kind)


I know I’m missing a lot more but that’s the majority of the main crime groups and gangs. What gangs do you guys know of in your towns?

>> No.33479567

>>33479554
I could unironically be happy just living in a cave in the jungle with my Jinko wife.

>> No.33479575

>>33479567
That's a big part of the appeal, I imagine. Giving up all the modern responsibilities, and just happily cooking the kills your jinko wife brings back to the cave.

>> No.33479592

>>33479562
Well Anon Cockson has a new Idea,
Anon Cockson in "Crimes of stupidity"

>> No.33479606
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33479606

>>33472211
a

>> No.33479620

Feels good when an artist you've been eyeing up randomly dms you asking to draw your waifu.

>> No.33479641

>>33479277
Never

>> No.33479649

>>33479562
>>The many Italian Mouse families
But they’re from New Jersey!

>> No.33479685

>>33479606
Okay

>> No.33479706
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33479706

What could make a Kiki do this?

>> No.33479724

>>33479575
I dont know how to cook, so I likely would need to go to the Inari Cooking School.

>> No.33479774

>>33479706
Anon refusing to give up his hikkimori ways no matter how hard she tries to encourage him until she decides that the drill sergeant approach is the only option left.

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33479869

Ohhhh~ is that Anon I spy from my window? What's going on! Come on up, I got something to show you at my place Anon!

>> No.33479927

>>33476247
Keep trying and remember to inhale when things get difficult.
>>33478641
A man of culture.

Speaking of best worm, anyone put thought into how she gets around? Things like how fast she can amble etc. At the moment, I'm imagining that she sends me out to fetch things for her. I'm thinking of riding her around. Not like that, but as a form of transport. but yes the sexy riding too and maybe both at the same time if my brain doesn't keep crashing when I try and wrap my head around the idea.

>> No.33480000

>>33479927
Wonderland works in mysterious ways. This is even addressed in the books.

You can just give your wife a quick peck, and suddenly the two of you are at the market, buying fresh produce.

>> No.33480004

>>33479774
What if the slap just turned him on?

>> No.33480020

>>33480000
Eh

>> No.33480040

I don't want a monster wife
I want a monster friend who I can just hang out with from time to time

>> No.33480082

>>33480040
You can have a wife, Anon. It's ok. She'll be your friend, too.

>> No.33480090

>>33480082
I can't commit.

>> No.33480098 [DELETED] 
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33480098

Name a worse jobber during the tornament

>> No.33480110

>>33480090
You don't have to, she will

>> No.33480115

I have wrong theaded, excuse me

>> No.33480154

>>33471537
To bad steam only releases censored shit

>> No.33480181

>>33479706
Bad meido drugs like silver polish and starch.
>>33480000
Magic number says you are right. I forgot about how lewd is travel in Wonderland. But I still want to do the double riding thing. Like a soft slump horse with legs that could hold you when everything gets spinny. How would that work? Riding her from beneath as she slowly caterpillars along milking you every second is what I'm thinking.
>>33480020
Huh?

>> No.33480201

>>33479706
Telling her you're fed up and are going to get a more kissable maid

>> No.33480212
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33480212

>>33480020
Please enjoy the following alternative response

>>33479927
>if my brain doesn't keep crashing when I try and wrap my head around the idea.
Clearly, you should be wrapping something nice and soft around your head instead

>> No.33480272

>>33479927
>best worm
Well you see with my worm I don't have to worry about that sort of stuff, she just hangs on to my back

>> No.33480321

Alright.
I have a challenge for you:
Talk about Monster Girls without bringing up MGE rules.

>> No.33480355

>>33480321
Go back to tg.

>> No.33480366
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33480366

>>33480321
God I want to fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FAIRIES SO BAAAAAD

>> No.33480393

>>33480321
jackie chan

>> No.33480407
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33480407

Damn bros, I wish I appreciated Granberia more:
>tomboy
>BEEG
>dragon
>swordswoman
>cool
>easy going
>tsundere
She has it all. Shame KC doesn't really draw tomboys or muscle girls. I'd love to see his take on BEEG girls.

>> No.33480412

>>33480212
We are two different guys, but you are right. Imagine that euphoric milk and the slow happy motion going along with the wal,sing, kissing , love making and milking.
>>33480272
True. But have you considered this? Weed. My fellow worm fan, do you get what I mean about the motion? It's a caterpillar thing that goes with everything she does. You know what I mean? A pulse moving outward from her soft warm flesh. What do you think about their texture, smell, and taste? Share the word of the worm bro. Also how much does she weight, and what do her feet fee like?

>> No.33480423

>>33480366
know what is worse than fairy FUCK?
fairy baby FUCK

>> No.33480438

>>33480407
Granberia was unironically best girl.
She's basically the reason why lizard girls are in my top 5.

>> No.33480451

>>33480407
I liked her, but it's a missed opportunity she didn't look muscular in her sex scenes.

>> No.33480463

>>33480412
Yeah but you can hotbox inside a sandworm. You can't do that with a wonderworm.

>> No.33480468

>>33480412
She weighs about as much as a backpack with a textbook in it and her feet themselves are squishy with the smooth claws gently hooking on to my clothes

>> No.33480621

>>33480463
Each girls has her talents. Sandworm is the all terrain worm bub she doesn't come permanently fully stocked with all of the travel medicine.
>>33480468
Nice. The gentle soft clingeyness of her claws sounds good. Wonderworm is a heavy girl, but that's because she's full of mercy, Vash. What about the soothing rhythm of her body? Especially her underside. I like that. How much does she eat? Do you feed it to her romantically? Wonderworms mostly vape instead of eat, so shotguns are like the spaghetti dinner noodle for two people.

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33480647

>>33473567
delete this

>> No.33480662

>>33480621
I feel bad for them

>> No.33480725

>>33480463
I didn't ask you about how Sandworms eat because I assumed they would just suck on you like a jolly rancher. The profile says differently. Do you go to a different room when she eats animals? Should she cook it first or not?
>>33480662
Who?

>> No.33480736

>>33479523
Don't listen to him, he just wants all the gold for himself

>> No.33480737

>>33480725
Just all of them

>> No.33480755

>>33480621
Nothing makes me happier than her gentle breathing while she hangs on to me.I make 6 meals for her a day, 2 in the morning, 1 in the afternoon, 2 in the evening, and 1 right before going to sleep. I eat with her together every time I'm able but sometimes I have to prep the food beforehand and she has to eat on her own. She's pretty good about not going into the pantry and eating everything while I'm gone.

>> No.33480765
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33480765

I want the kind of monster girl that even if you pumped yourself with all the raging shrooms and mamono drugs you could find, and fucked her silly for an entire day would look at you, saying: "Is that all you got?", reverse mating press you and fuck you for a day or two more without stopping, no matter how much you begged, until she juiced everything out of you.

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33480785

>>33480647
No.

>> No.33480786
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33480786

>>33479158
No, I want to fuck lolis from non-loli races instead.

>> No.33480823
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33480823

Help all I can think about is muscular eel tail undulating between my thighs.

>> No.33480832

>>33480725
The living space is separate from the digestive system. It's like how your lungs are separate from your stomach even though they both connect to your mouth. Cooking is optional.

>> No.33480844 [SPOILER] 
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33480844

>>33480786
Now look what you've done...

>> No.33480848
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33480848

Post washed up and burnt out monster girls

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33480864

>>33480848

>> No.33480904

>>33480844
I want to protect them all but can’t because my mood is fucking awful right now

>> No.33481006

>>33480844
She should leave the wine for her hotter aunt.

>> No.33481090

>>33480823
That's lewd. Really fucking lewd.

>> No.33481137
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33481137

Remember adventurers, It is very important to know the weaknesses of the monsters in the area you are adventuring in, it could save your life, or your pelvis.

>> No.33481149

>>33480737
Don't hate on worms, they're good girls.
>>33480755
Worms are cozy. That's sweet of you to look after her like that. You're a good anon to feed her so well. Does she feed you back with her antenna and enjoy as you lick and suck onthem? Mine does. The antenna is where I think my worm generates her chemicals before selectively releasing it however she wants. Ever thought of guiding the taste of her juices with her diet? My worms has all of the drugs in her juices and just changes the proportion to pick as specific effect. What does your worm do with all of that energy? Wonderworms are slow and steady and it seems like she shouldn't get anything accomplished but her relaxed persistence pays off so well. I hope that trait of hers rubs off on me along with other things of hers.
>>33480823
>undulating
This is the word. Eels are now honorary worms.
>>33480832
So there are two swallow reflexes. Cool. Can you tell what her outside is doing by feeling the inside undulations? Can people outside tell what you are doing by whatching her outside movements?

>> No.33481153

>>33481090
I want to trap my dick right in that belly cleft and have her get me off just from writhing her meaty tail around me.

>> No.33481208

>>33481149
I don't do anything with my worm's antennae outside of sometimes when we snuggle together and relax. I haven't ever put it in my mouth but if diet effects it, I'm pretty sure mine's toxic, seeing as her favorite food is eggplants and I'm always feeding them to her.

>> No.33481268

>>33481137
>you will never disable a big, scary monstergirl by molesting her ears

>> No.33481281

>>33481268
A monster is horny forever, but your fingers will get cramped eventually.

>> No.33481298

>>33481149
It’s not about hate. It’s about pity

>> No.33481447

>>33481208
Wouldn't you get immune to the toxic effects of rew eggplant from exposure? That antennae is where the relaxing and arousing chemicals are released. There isn't an immunity to those effects anon, but who would ask for that? Oh look
>>33481298
I feel the same way about you. I hope one day you will be able to appreciate good girls.

>> No.33481456

>>33481447
I liked it more when they were respectable monsters

>> No.33481462
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33481462

>>33480844
It can't be helped.

>> No.33481469

>>33481456
What do you mean by respectable?

>> No.33481497

>>33481462
disgusting tailet

>> No.33481661

>>33481469
Monsters were respectable back when they were all dudes and killed people

>> No.33481811

>>33481497
Small young girls have an acceptable excuse to be taillets.

>> No.33481815

>>33481661
>back when they were all dudes

There was never a time when they were that, anon. Lamias, harpies and succubi for instance were always all female, while most others had males and females.

>> No.33481831

>>33481661
I mean, come on.
>Be male Chad monster, fucking shit up
>New DL gets crowned.
>Turns you into a brainwashed harlot with no standards.
It makes me sick

>> No.33481857

what Anon cockson's new adventure should be

>> No.33481864
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33481864

>>33479927
>Speaking of best worm, anyone put thought into how she gets around? Things like how fast she can amble etc.

They're probably fairly slow without the aid of magic. Ever watched a really big caterpillar move around? Probably like that but scaled up.

Maybe if she needed to move fast she could curl up and roll down an incline?

>> No.33481890

>>33481864
i kinda thought they moved like centipedes

>> No.33481893
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33481893

>>33481831
Last response on this point (as I seriously doubt you are interested in understanding the setting and just want to complain), but you realize monsters as a whole helped Lilith change them? They outright amassed power together to undo the killing instincts the gods had instilled in them. And Lilith accomplished this through diplomacy, not mind control.

>> No.33481906

>>33481893
And for WHAT?
I'd rather just have the killer instincts removed and nothing else.

>> No.33481918

>>33481864
It even says they are slow and lazy in the entry. I think the point is trapping men with their aphrodisiac smoke, wrapping around them with their body when close enough.

>> No.33481920

>>33481890
they sorta move like more exaggerated snails.

>> No.33481934
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33481934

Gotta pay attention to your surroundings, if the monster gets the drop on you, odds are you are as good as married

>> No.33481935
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33481935

>>33481893
Stop responding to the faggot and just post monsters instead.

>> No.33481944

>>33481934
I'll just stick to the level 1 holstaur plains then, I should be safe there

>> No.33481954

>>33481890
Nah, centipedes are fast and look like they glide along the ground, their legs moving in rapid, coordinated waves. Caterpillars have more of a ambling, pulsating look to them as they move.

>> No.33481981

>>33481661
Claiming that being a dude and killing people couunts as respectable is unreal. You can't respect someone you don't know anything about. I challenge you to describe Greenworms before the DL, and in a detailed way. Show how that was respectable compared to the sweet lovely new Greenworm. You can't. I would say use Wonderworms as an example but they didn't exist then.
>>33481831
If you can't discuss monstergirls with some respect in either form, then you don't really know what that word means. Stop calling them brainwashed harlots, you have to give respect to get any in retern.
>>33481864
I forgot that Wonderland has sex travel earlier because of that sweet sweet worm breath. But thinking about how she moves is great. The rolling sounds silly even for Wonderland, so it's perfect. But only in small doses, because she'll breath heavily after that kind of exertion. Practically I think being able to tranq anyone in range makes up for slow physical movement.

>> No.33481986

>>33481906
I hope you get banned from here and tg so you're forced to take a break and stop having an eighteen hour panic attack over internet porn.

>> No.33481991

>>33481954
>Wonderworm's whole body ripples as she moves toward you, her breasts slowly and nigh constantly jiggling.

>> No.33481994

>>33481893
Stop replying. They have even said on /tg/ they are trying to move their monster boy shit here because their threads are dying. They are having a total mental breakdown even threatening to kill KC in this thread >>33478480
Just report.

>> No.33482003

>>33481934
They wouldn't dare try to be the bread on a prospective Greenworm sandwich, so I'm fine

>> No.33482021

>>33481991
Run anon! Its just a trap to keep you stationary! They are going to give you a big kiss full of their aphrodisiac smoke.

>> No.33482057

>>33482021
who am i to deny bliss

>> No.33482071

>>33481893
>but you realize monsters as a whole helped Lilith change them
thats kinda cute

>> No.33482075
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33482075

god

>> No.33482088

>>33481954
>centipedes are fast and look like they glide along the ground
Oomukade running at full speed sounds impressive.

>> No.33482096
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33482096

>>33481944
>t. Level 99 wandering minotaur boss bait

>> No.33482107

>>33482075
Big tigers are for big litters.`

>> No.33482124

>>33482096
thank god, I took that bullfighter subclass, it sure helps with minos, but makes them so horny in the process

>> No.33482126

>>33482021
>spaghetti wonderworm leans in to steal a kiss from anon after distracting him
>misses
>looks anon in the eyes and starts crying

>> No.33482128

>>33481994
I don't know what to do. I like monstergirls, but I feel utterly upset by them at the same time

>> No.33482131

>>33481991
Feels good.
>>33482021
He can't. Once you notice the hypno jiggle you're engaged. Old Wonderland custom.

>> No.33482138
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33482138

when is next magus update

>> No.33482143
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33482143

>>33482075
these two images do something to me at a fundamental level and it scares me

>> No.33482149

>>33482088
think about ants, assuming that they keep their speed relative to their body size, are probably one of the fastest runners of all mamonokind.

>> No.33482161

>>33482143
you wish to be petted and then fucked into submission by a very big Jinko
then you want to lovingly raise children with her

nothing wrong with you anon

>> No.33482169

>>33482128
Serious question, how old are you?

>> No.33482171
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33482171

>>33482088
Disconcerting too. Centipedes rely heavily on touch, so when looking for food they swing the front of their bodies back and forth in a manic way, quickly feeling inside every crevice and hole with their antennae and striking like lightning when they sense something they can eat.

An oomukade would do this if you tried to hide in some hole in a cave. She'd pull you out and proceed to wrap around and bite you as she tore your clothes off.

>> No.33482177

>>33482126
>Tears evaporate into viagra mist
>She cleverly falls onto his instant erection
Cunning plan or drug fueled luck? The world may never know.

>> No.33482189
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33482189

>>33482143
Also this one for me. I'm grateful Axem did this request for me and I wish I wasn't a massive poorfag so I could commission stuff from him.

>> No.33482201

>>33482171
Whoa that is fierce. I expected something else from a melancholy girl.

>> No.33482219

>>33482171
god those purple nails are doing it for me

>> No.33482227

>>33482096
Technical question brother: How much must I walk around the holstaur plains to encounter this BEEG boss? Asking for a friend.

>> No.33482240

>>33482128
Anon, please turn off your computer and find someone real to talk to.

>> No.33482257

>>33482169
19

>> No.33482259

>>33482227
Running around in thick, red clothing might be an idea.
By sweating a lot, the likelihood of your scent being caught will increase, and wearing red will give her a visual cue.

>> No.33482264

>>33482128
seek help

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33482268

>>33478376

>> No.33482270
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33482270

>>33482201
That's part of the dichotomy of the oomukade. All the gloominess of a banshee and all the ferocity of a ushi-oni.

>> No.33482286

>>33482270
Plus the paranoia of a shirohebi.

>> No.33482287

>>33482259
don't forget to wear the special mino fighting outfit, it's singular purpose was to fight them with style

>> No.33482293

>>33482189
What other stuff do you have in mind?

>> No.33482313

>>33482268
Cute succ!

>> No.33482318

>>33482270
Just like the Atlach-Nacha and your bite being able to neutralize their venom, I just want to fuck them and make them happy.

>> No.33482333

>>33482171
more like oppaikade

>> No.33482342

>>33482268
>Hello anon can you make it so that the little paperclip talks to me? I thought he was so cute on my old computer!
How to break it to Aunt Succ that Clippy isn't on her new PC

>> No.33482348

>>33482240
I don't feel like I can talk to anyone about this

>> No.33482361

>>33482270
Half banshee half ushi, all charming. I keep thinking she'll have the "creepy yandere stink lines" coming off or her when she's with her man.
>>33482227
Wondering around withaut getting caught by the weaker holsts iis the real problem. The weaker holsts will tell you that you can move past them if you prove your milking skill. This is a trap. These needly ladies will not be able to resist the feel of your hands and contine on your journey.

Fortunately the ancient heroes came up with a shortcut to get you to the BEEG. The antiquate ritual gesture that will cause the weaker holsts to let yuo pass is the actor's gesture of pathos. By acting as if you are "milking the giant space cow" you will be waived through. Bewre adventurer, for the BEEG and here "armaments" will be directly proportional the gestures you make.

>> No.33482398

>>33482293
Don't tell me it's you. I got stuff coming and leaving my mind periodically, but one particular thing I can think of right now is a big buff Minotaur wearing pajamas that wants to go to sleep hugging her hubby/{You) like a daki.

>> No.33482419

>>33482259
>>33482287
>>33482361
My friend says thank You friends. I'll be sure to follow Your advices.

>> No.33482427

>>33481831
>with no standards.

Thanks for reminding me why monster girls are great in every thread. Knowing I would be accepted by my waifu soothes my heart.

>> No.33482437

>>33482419
before you go, don't forget the basics of CCQC
Cow
Close
Quarter
Combat

>> No.33482439

>>33482071
One of the best parts of the setting desu. Monsters collectively wanting to be more than murder machines and changing natural laws to get there is cute as fuck.

>> No.33482462

>>33482437
close quarter coitus

>> No.33482474

>>33482437
Cum
Carefully
Quickly
(and)
Courageously

>> No.33482488

>>33482348
Diferent anon. Come on and say it already. If you can't tell someone when you are anoonnymous in a place wehre people admit ot wanting to lick psycholactives off of insect body parts then when can you? Spill it before I pass out or my type gets worse from worm perfume.
>>33482419
Your welcome. SOrry about the mistakes. I'm really high.

>> No.33482500

>>33481893 >>33481981 >>33482427
>Responding to bait this obvious
Fucking morons. We were already past it, report and ignore

>> No.33482517

>>33482462
As opposed to long range coitus.

>> No.33482542
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33482542

>>33482517
Them gremlins be doing crazy things

>> No.33482555
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33482555

>>33482398
Not that poster or Axem but he did do something kind of like that

>> No.33482602

>>33478561
SCRAPE AND LICK

>> No.33482613

>>33482268
>One of my posts got a LN doodle
Can finally sit at the cool kids table. JK, thanks Latenight

>> No.33482656

>>33482555
I know that picture and it's cute, but it's the sleeping part of their profile that got me thinking of this and I don't remember anyone drawing it.
>It is said that when they go to sleep, sleeping while embracing their husband makes them happier than anything else. After having plenty of sex during the day, and becoming exhausted, they will sleep peacefully with their husband embraced in their arms.

>> No.33482671

>>33482613
is latenight still active here?

>> No.33482677
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33482677

>>33482656
I understand. Good luck getting that picture anon

>> No.33482689

>>33482656
>BEEG mino wife will drag you to bed not for sex but just to cuddle so she can sleep with a smile

>> No.33482694

>>33482671
He just posted dawg.

>> No.33482696
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33482696

>>33482437
Close Quarters Cuddling

>> No.33482702

>>33482671
>Literally replying to a reply to a latenight post
Is it really that hard to check a post?

>> No.33482756

What is the correct phrase for yandere stink lines? Aksking for a freind.

>> No.33482758
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33482758

>>33482500
No, they are trying and actual migration here. It is up there in their own tg thread. Literally what SJWs did to gaming, but without the woke. They have to be gatekept.

>> No.33482769

>>33482702
i assumed it was a repost of an old pic

>> No.33482781

>>33482488
>>33482500
>>33482758
I think I figured out why I'm upset. Writing in MGW was one of the things I genuinely enjoyed the SHIT out of.
Now it's going under and it upsets me because now I feel I've lost that forever.

>> No.33482831

>>33482781
You faggots always cry about the morality of fictional monster girls fake "raping" people but you are literally acting like like some insane stalker right row. We told you no. We want nothing to do with you. Go Away. Your shit will never be a part of these threads.

>> No.33482848

>>33482781
Nobody fucking cares man. Fuck off and stop posting you miserable faggot. You've shit up two ENTIRE goddamn threads with your fucking nonsense.

>> No.33482859
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33482859

I feel like it is incredibly dangerous to try and be a melee hero in the world of monster girls, you are putting yourself in range of
>Lamia coils
>Salamander/lizardmen duels
>Minotaur bearhugs
>succubi charms
>Beast pounces
>Fluffy tail grapples
And plenty of other threats
Best to just be a mage or a rogue instead

>> No.33482876

>>33482859
but melee means youre strong enough to princess carry

>> No.33482903

>>33482859
>lamia coils
This is reason enough to attempt melee against a lamia.
>minotaur bearhugs
Also another excellent reason to choose a melee class

>> No.33482910
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33482910

hai dozo~

>> No.33482922

>>33482910
I don't like tea though

>> No.33482931

>>33482758
I'm too high tow undrestand what you mean. It's probably confusing to straight lacesd people too.
>>33482781
Just get a pastebin or write ovre here. Or elseswhere. No big deal. Quite being less functeion than the blunt smoker. It's making me stressed.

Also what abuot the stink lines? What's teh phrase for them? Wana look it up This is /jp/ qomeone knows. Quit holding out on the descripeve phrases..

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33482940

>>33482831
I think I was misinterpreting that myself.

>> No.33482960

>>33482859
a salamander revealing her armpits may as well be a marriage proposal

>> No.33483014

>>33482781
As an uber MGE fan and someone that violently defends the settings from people that want to bring dark stuff or give MGs human women standards, I genuinely feel bad for you. I love the MGE community and I would feel bad if I were to lose it.

I can only advice you to try to reignite the tg community or look elsewhere. But here we have our culture and you are actually welcome here if you assimilate. But if you want grimdark or MG rejection (outside of the small exceptions where the setting allows it) look somewhere else. I sincerely hope you find what you are looking for.

>> No.33483019
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>>33482859
I like danger though. Can't let those monsters think I'm a coward who hides behind magic or bows!

>> No.33483030 [SPOILER] 
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33483030

>>33482922
That's fine, she's got something else you'd enjoy I assume

>> No.33483033

>>33482903
I don't know man, just imagine it, feeling the scales of the lamia tail rub against your exposed skin as squeezes you tight enough to prevent any hope of escape but not so tight it is unpleasant, to feel her forked tongue trail up the back of your neck as she gets a taste of her prey
Or to have your face buried in the massive mounds of a minotaur's chest as her strong arms keep you locked in place allowing you only seconds to breath before you are plunged back into the depths to keep you sedated as she carries you home to "break you in"
Truly a horrible fate

>> No.33483059

>>33483019
>gives a 10 second headstart
>regrets it
every time with these hellhounds, they need to stop underestimating victims nowadays

>> No.33483082

>>33482859
We are men, are we not. So god gave me two hands, two feet, and a brain to think. I will use them to their fullest potential to out grapple and outmaneuver any monster that would come my way. cause mama didn't raise no bitch, she raised a fucking man

>> No.33483100

>>33483014
I know.
Grimdark isn't what I want, in case you're wondering.
You saying that made me feel better, actually.

>> No.33483117

>>33482781
Sorry to hear that bro. But don't take that /tg/ shit here--we don't want it.

KEEP MOVING NIGDARK AND (((NTR))) FANS! THIS IS A KC NEIGHBORHOOD!

>> No.33483120

Always bear in mind that thanks to the MGE monstergirl's benevolent mamono mana. Monstergirl presence alone can turn a poor developing backwater third world country into a state that is rich and wealthy as Luxembourg or Qatar.

>> No.33483150

>>33483030
pink nips

>> No.33483155

>>33482960
I wanna smell a salamander’s sweaty pits...

>> No.33483165

>>33483120
>Qatar
Unrelated, but were it up to me, the city of Doha would just look like Souq Waqif.
It was comfy as fuck my man.

>> No.33483167

>>33483120

Mamono mana is basically like a magical sexual version of a Covid pandemic where Covid actually improved your life, rather than killing you.

>> No.33483169

>>33483117
I'm not a grimdark fan myself, actually.
You got any stuff where the monstergirls are chill and act more "Normal?"

>> No.33483174

>>33483059
The thrill of the chase is hard to resist for them.

>> No.33483181

>>33483120
>third world country
>implying monstergirls would even go anywhere near hellholes like that

>> No.33483193

the qatar question is a reposted prompt from tg, friends. Ignore the faggot.

>> No.33483197

>>33476188
God i wish she was real

>> No.33483199

>>33483117
Not him. When did KC become about the nigdark and jew-entheses?

>> No.33483204
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33483204

>>33483181
Monstergirls will go wherever they can find good, single men.

>> No.33483211

>>33483181
Oh come on, I’m sure at least a few monsters would want to visit Canada

>> No.33483217

>>33483100
We also won't accept your monster boys, lesbians, everyone in a porn setting should be sexless eunuchs and, monsters killing humans, and monsters should have standards beyond what they are in MGE. Literally everything you've been posting has been cancer. Stop pushing your shit that goes against everything these threads are or get out.

>> No.33483223

>>33483199
It never did

>> No.33483242

>>33482859
>succubi charms
Among monsters succubi are explicitly mentioned to be good at dealing with wizards. The real answer to go with whatever you want or are good at

>> No.33483265

>>33483169
No you asexual faggot go back to TG instead of trying to force your cancer on everything. You literally refuse to fit in.

>> No.33483275

Hey Greenworm Anon here just wanting to gauge some opinions if you read the wormposts. Do you think they're getting too long? They used to feel much shorter but now they're ballooning to around 600-700 words. I'm having a lot of fun writing them (actually they could be longer but I cut myself off), just want to know if you guys think they should get trimmed down in the future.

>> No.33483281

>>33483211
>In a Canadian accent: "Ey that's not very nice of you. I highly please ask you to delete this Ey."

>> No.33483295
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33483295

>>33483204
Yeah, so they'll avoid third-world hellholes

>> No.33483305

>>33483211
Reminds me of the old adage
>Bad things about Canada
>drugs and incest
>Good things about Canada
>drugs and incest

>> No.33483307
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33483307

>>33483275
The longer, the better. I love seeing that leaf-munching muse work its magic on you. Enjoy drawing, writing to your heart's content.
Pic not related but still cute

>> No.33483309

>>33483295
Kek

>> No.33483312

>>33483181
Every 3rd world shithole must have a local cryptid that can easily become a monstergirl.

>> No.33483321

>>33483223
Right. That's /pol/speak, not /tg/speak, isn't it?

>> No.33483322

>>33483275
Personally I don't mind them, but you could always pastebin them and post links. Although with pastebin going full retard lately maybe not.

>> No.33483331

>>33483295
Cheshire chan's just being mean because she doesn't know the local language and can't make the natives laugh!

>> No.33483334

>>33483275
I'm not sure how you manage to write an essay on greenworms every other day but they're very fun. The pictures are nice too

>> No.33483343

>>33483321
I... Think?

>> No.33483347

>>33483014
I'm beginning to thing you are a TG faggot yourself or even the same person samefagging. They come in here talking about want to kill KC >>33478480, nobody should like or talk about sex, Monsterboys, /trash/ levels of hypergamy and other cancer and you keep trying to invite them to stay.

>> No.33483350

>>33483275
Contuine wormriend.

>> No.33483361

>>33483275
I'd say they're fine, as all the extra length is actual additional content.
There wasn't much in the way of story or continuity in the first ones, so it makes sense that they're longer.

>> No.33483363

>>33483347
I think it's because I was having a nervous breakdown there.
Again.

>> No.33483378

>>33482075
Heh

>> No.33483382

>>33483322
you can also post and update it on ao3

>> No.33483388

Which mamono do you guys reckon will make for the best pirate crew?
I'm thinking BEEG girls but I have no idea how a singular male captain can survive on a crowded mamono ship for months at sea.

>> No.33483396

>>33483388
I want to captain a ghost ship full of spooky girls.

>> No.33483411
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33483411

There is a limit to how much density a lilim can tolerate in a man.

>> No.33483417

>>33483343
Obviously it is. So the irony of /pol/ calling /tg/ edgy for doing /pol/ things isn't noticed by anyone? This is definitely a weird place for /pol/ to be.

>> No.33483420

>>33483388
Vampires

>> No.33483424

>>33483388
Sharks should be best, but I don't see why they would bother with boats. What does the mermaid navy look like?

>> No.33483438

What if: One-liner spouting badass monstergirl who only settles for the best of the best?

>> No.33483448

>>33483417
/pol/ loves monstergirls though

>> No.33483449

>>33483411
Good enough

>> No.33483457

>>33483417
desu /pol/ and monstergirls have a lot of crossover somehow. Read some of spiderman's stories sometime lmao.

>> No.33483461

>>33483265
I wish I could, honestly. Whenever I try, I feel awkward

>> No.33483474

>>33483438
>Always looking for the perfect guy when in reality it's the guy she saved and keeps as an armor polishing servant

>> No.33483488
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>>33483411
My lilim nemesis keeps asking how she looks in different outfits. Is this some sort of strategy to throw me off during the fight?

>> No.33483490

>>33483474
Perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvU6iA8Ausw
This is the shit she says

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>>33483424
Ironically, wouldn't the mermaid navy be a land-based force?

>> No.33483507

>>33483488
Yes, tell her every one of them makes her look like a fat sow so she doesn't get any ideas

>> No.33483512

>>33483490
I came to chew dick and eat gum, and I'm all out of dick

>> No.33483517

>>33483490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFsZiODx5A

>> No.33483519

>>33483411
Well, she better work on upping that tolerance if she ever wants to get it though my head
>Why is she pressed up against me?
>I found her in my bed naked... again... I guess I'll just take the couch.... again...
>It feels really good when she rubs my back or scratches my head, though I don't understand why she is doing this, I didn't do anything to deserve this
>It was nice having dinner with her and her sisters, I hope they all find a man to keep them happy someday
>I wonder why I don't get catcalled by other monsters anymore
>I once woke up to her laying on top of me, poor thing must have been exhausted, good thing I know how to slip out from underneath monsters without waking them

>> No.33483526

>>33483448
Good point there. /pol/ is definitely not edgier than absolutely everything. All of that genocide talk must have been from people with dice games instead of those with fixations on actual genocides. Glad to clear that up.
>>33483457
I'll pass on the presumably genocidal /pol/ monstergirl fiction.

>> No.33483554

>>33483526
>presumably genocidal /pol/ monstergirl fiction.
exact opposite actually, but he really likes casual racism and calling people faggots.

>> No.33483561

>>33483503
>Mershark landships
Oh no.

>> No.33483564

>>33483519
>good thing I know how to slip out from underneath monsters without waking them
definitely a useful skill for the travelling adventurer who wants to stay single to fight another day

>> No.33483567

>>33483347
I told him he can stay IF he assimilates, what is wrong with that? If he embraces the culture, he is just another anon here.

>> No.33483568

I come here to get away from the retarded /pol/ shit on every board
Talk about monstergirls

>> No.33483580

>>33483519
>I wonder why she wants to go with me to the jewelry shop to pick out wedding rings with her, but hey why not
>I wonder why I have to go to her wedding, we aren't even that close!
>Why can't I see the dress? Isn't it only bad luck if the groom sees it?
>I wonder why she wants me to take photos at her wedding, I wonder who the groom is!
>Gee that's funny, why is she inviting me to the honeymoon?
I swear dense anon is going to have 3 little lilim daughters and just then realize she maybe possibly sort of likes him

>> No.33483582

>>33483507
That just seems rude. Sure I'm trying to stop her plans but do I really have to be mean about it?

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>> No.33483591

>>33483567
To be honest, I feel like I can't do that from time to time
>>33483438
Even when I try to fit in I look awkward

>> No.33483595

>>33483347
>/trash/ levels of hypergamy

When did this happen in particular?

>> No.33483596
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>>33483568
What's she reading?

>> No.33483598

>>33483582
she's your nemesis, not your friend, do what you have to do to win anon

>> No.33483603

>>33483567
He's like the giantess fag or the futa fag on /d/, he's not a lost soul, he is just a guy who demands that his shit be accepted on the fastest thread.

>> No.33483613

>>33483591
Yeah we could all tell it's you because you still have your weird fucking obsession with adding roastie standards to mamono

>> No.33483614

>>33483507
It is not wise to piss off the person who has enough strength in her hand to squeeze your head like a lemon.

>> No.33483625

>>33482859
I leveled ADP, I'll be okay.

>> No.33483631

>>33483596
Mein Kampf
Last one i swear

>> No.33483632

>>33483596
She doesn't know how to read, she just has the liches read it to her the night beforehand so that when you stumble upon her at the beach "by coincidence" she can act smart

>> No.33483633
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>>33483561
Their "ships" are just glorified sleds that they use to slide around on

"just another day for the survey corps"

>> No.33483647

>>33483567
They aren't trying to assimilate. They are saying it /tg/ that they want to make this their new monsterboy/monsters will never love you and only want chads general because their site is dying. You welcoming them doesn't help.

>> No.33483653

>>33483554
Just the sort of thing that goes perfectly with KC's MGE. Oh wait. No. No it isn't. Well, at least it is obvious who keeps screeching about /tg/. I always though it unusual that /tg/ was blamed for adding genocide, edge and racism to MGE.

>> No.33483669

>>33483457
>somehow
/pol/ hates modern women for being promiscous and "degenerate" and not settling down and marrying the first guy they talk to by the time they're 18
monstergirls let them imagine an ideal world where females are simultaneously gods of sex who can satisfy any man to mindbreaking levels, innocent maidens who will keep themselves pure until the right man (you) comes along, monogamous housewives who will pop out a big litter of daughters for you, but also sex-crazed beasts who will hunt you down and take all the initiative.

if you take a gander at /monster/ on smugloli you'll see that they all *despise* modern society for most of the same reasons /pol/ does, and they're not subtle with their allegiances either. They literally call the portal event "day of the rape" and see it as a big bonus that human women will be made obsolete and probably kill themselves

>> No.33483677

>>33483653
aaaaaand the mask comes off again

>> No.33483690

>>33483584
That weasel's about to explode!

>> No.33483693

>>33483596
She may be a Wight, but not too long ago she was a zombie. She’s reading up on her dictionary/thesaurus so she can spice up her speeches

>> No.33483699

>>33483669
Sounds like some top lads

>> No.33483707

>>33483625
>he doesn’t know about the iframe-ignoring grabs

>> No.33483708

>>33483420
>be captain
>first mate is vampire
>she always has some oranges for you so you don't get anemic and prevent scurvy

>> No.33483713

>>33483669
They also lost their shit for several days over a black anon getting wight art. I put them in the same bin as /tg/. Mentally ill.

>> No.33483717

>>33483647
Wat

>> No.33483728

>>33483653
shut the fuck up mate, i go to /tg/ as well but you faggots from your shitty dead thread are insufferable. You shit THAT board and this one with your faggotry that has barely anything to do with the setting. WHatever spiderman might be he is better than your shitposting ass.

>> No.33483732

>>33483677
That's not me

>> No.33483733

>>33483693
>Wight furiously flipping through her little pocket dictionary at a Phantom's play

>> No.33483735

>>33483677
>/pol/ doesn't do racism edge and genocide
A mask has indeed come off. Your mask, /pol/san. Combined with >>33483669 this is clearly /pol/ propaganda. Don't you realize that the insultingly stupid gaslighting is part of why people generally despise /pol/?

>> No.33483737

>>33483653
>I-It's /pol/ I swear! We-uh I mean /tg/ is innocent
Come on man at least try to make it less obvious.

>> No.33483758

I want both /pol/ and /tg/ to fuck off

>> No.33483761

>>33483733
Need a Wight edit of the famous Homer Simpson "Am I Retarded" meme with her looking at a dictionary

>> No.33483765

First /tg/, now /monster/ faggots trying to take root. Can't be left well alone.

>> No.33483767

Boys go nuts over thick frog thighs.

>> No.33483768

>>33483758
Finally a man of reason.

>> No.33483776

>>33483765
I don't know what that means

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>muh /pol/ boogeyman finally found this thread
Christ /tg/ and the fucking /pol/ is under my bed crowd at the same time what a miserable fucking fate.

>> No.33483781

>>33483761
I swear there was already a monster girl edit of that

>> No.33483783

>>33483707
I'll be okay. If I'm outmatched, my masters taught me an unbeatable technique.
Try tongue but hole

>> No.33483784

>>33483735
>>33483713
You can go back to /tg/anything you want mate, we don't have a /pol/ shithead derailing the thread about jews non stop (though i wouldn't milkers some tanukis with kazhars milker) it's you faggots stirring shit up.
Go and stay go.

>> No.33483788

>>33483728
Your over-reaction speaks for your actual origins, even over text. Can't you leave your /pol/ness outside? It isn't a lot to ask, now is it?

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I request a standard issue succ

>> No.33483794

Oh man I thought we were past the "seriously examine the implications of the lore of a porn setting" bit

>> No.33483796

>>33483735
That post is insulting them you fucking dipshit. God I hate you paranoid fuckers so much.

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>>33483761
Best I got.

>> No.33483800
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33483800

ignore retards
post perfection

>> No.33483803

>>33483781
yeah probably considering it's such a good reaction image

>> No.33483807

>>33483765
>>33483758
It's just me, I think.
But if there is anyone else, please come back to /tg/, I don't want strife anymore

>> No.33483814
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33483814

this thread is getting silly
y'all need a mindflayer

>> No.33483816
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33483816

>>33483800
Very well

>> No.33483817

>/POL//POL//POL//POL//POL//POL/
AAAA FUCK OFF SOMEONE MADE THE MOST BASIC BITCH OF SLIGHTLY RACIST JOKES AND YOU FUCKERS START LOSING YOUR MINDS FUCKING QUIT.

>> No.33483822

>>33483789
Unless a species is described as having a default body type, they typically come in whatever shape and sizes. Granted most of the art looks the same because KC has a type and constantly drawing new styles is a pain in the ass

>> No.33483827
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33483827

Fight less, discuss bugs more. Do you think these two are actually equally naked, that papillon just looks like she's wearing clothes?

>> No.33483830

>>33483789
A succ is fine to

>> No.33483834
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33483834

Remember if your girl doesn't have sixpacks she ain't trying hard enough to please you.

>> No.33483835

>>33483784
Two different anons there, 'mate'. Your lack of coherence doesn't strengthen your unconvincing broadside accusations.

>> No.33483839

>>33483816
Selene is too much for me
Give me a demon

>> No.33483846

>>33483780
Gazer needs to take a bath.

>> No.33483849
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>>33483834
what if it's hidden beneath a lovely soft tummy

>> No.33483851

>>33483827
I think the extra detail of stuffing flowers in there makes her a bit more believable in terms of actual clothes.

>> No.33483854

>>33483827
It took me a long time to notice that straw that Papillon has.

>> No.33483857

>>33483814
I agree in principle but not in execution. For all you know, she could ignore the aids and tentacle a regular poster's brain. It would be a disaster if a thread treasure gets taken out.

>> No.33483856

>>33483827
I always thought pap was wearing an apron.

>> No.33483868

Where the hell is all this /pol/ bogeyman shit coming from?
The worst /pol/ does is make off-color jokes or bring up irrelevant shit, nobody from /pol/ is trying to normalize monster genocide.
Look /tg/fags, there are other monstergirl communities out there, and plenty that are receptive to your brand of autism, you don't need to try to psyop the /jp/sies into accepting your "improvements", they don't want them and they never will.

>> No.33483867

>>33483830
Some people like vanilla icecream, that is perfectly fine, as long as you stay the fuck away from chocolate mind(toothpaste with seewt bits) flavor icecream you are fine.

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>> No.33483874

>>33483834
What if she has a smooth tummy? Not fat, but just smooth, elegant girl style.

>> No.33483879

>>33483849
based and chub pilled

>> No.33483881

>>33483827
The better question is are those wings on the pap or is that just part of the dress and it's completely non-functional

>> No.33483892

>>33483653
What's wrong with racism?

>> No.33483894

>>33483822
Not to mention the vanilla succubus is specifically stated as having completely variable looks from loli to adult and anything between. Probably even more so than normal considering they are the default for monsterization.

>> No.33483896

>>33483868
It started recently where someone does the fucking parentheses shit or says nigger and suddenly people start thinking they're being raided or something like casual racism hasn't been a part of this site for over a fucking decade.

>> No.33483897

>>33483867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JygyWdvbs6A

>> No.33483900

>>33483868
>The worst /pol/ does is make off-color jokes or bring up irrelevant shit
Do you not browse media boards where they try to have culture war arguments about everything at all times

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>>33483873
CHEER UP LICH CHAN

>> No.33483905

>>33483851
Could be, or could be a natural pouch like the extra skin that forms a greenworm's hoodie. Note that she seems to have fluff growing out of the "apron" material (though I suppose there could be a small hole in the apron for the fluff on her belly to come out of, we see no sign of a hole).

>> No.33483910

>>33483873
That Lich is in a real grave mood.

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>>33483873
>>33483903
CHEER UP LICH CHAN

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>>33483849
As long as you get to feel them if you grope her hard enough i say it counts.

>> No.33483934

So when this thread dies are we moving to the one that's already made at 10 posts or are we making a new one and letting it die

>> No.33483936

>>33483827
Imagine
>intelligent scholar mage and his mothman wife
>he’s always correcting her and helping her figure things out because she’s stupid
>whenever his wife gets horny and scatters her scales around they both become equally retarded
Sounds like a cute duo

>> No.33483944

>>33483896
>/pol/ terms are normal and fine in /jp/
>>33483900
Come now, you know exactly where that anon is from. Only one group ever tries to argue FOR /pol/. That is how you can always tell who the actual /pol/tard is. It isn't hard to understand.

>> No.33483952

>>33483669
/monster/ is filled with sweaty neckbeards who only latched onto the far-right because left-wingers criticize their favorite anime and video games.

>> No.33483956

>>33483944
good point

>> No.33483960

>>33483881
The wings we know are real and functional though.

>> No.33483963

>>33483944
>I don't know what site culture is
yeah i can fucking tell guy

>> No.33483968

Can someone please find this retard and break his fingers.

>> No.33483969

>>33483910
CARLOS

>> No.33483978

>>33483934
The latter, we don't recycle threads and you should know this by now.

>> No.33483979

>>33483669
>They literally call the portal event "day of the rape" and see it as a big bonus that human women will be made obsolete and probably kill themselves
Sounds based if you ask me

>> No.33483983

>>33483944
>/pol/ terms are normal and fine in /jp/
I don't know if you've ventured out into the other threads lately, but there's plenty of "/pol/ terms" in most of them.

>> No.33483985
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33483985

Any one got a good idea for a mad hatter's job?

>> No.33483986

>>33483952
They're full of a bunch of people who got duped by people with political motives into thinking they care about video games when realistically both sides of the spectrum want to censor shit for different reasons. Low IQ, the lot of them.

>> No.33483993

>>33483900
I'm talking about here specifically.
Obviously as the most raided containment board, they're going to spill out everywhere, but the vast majority of the poltards here keep the culture war shit to themselves.
Anyways, that's enough of that, it's all deflection so tgfags can pretend they haven't pushed their braindead threadcanon on everyone since 2008.

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>> No.33484015

>>33483669
>They literally call the portal event "day of the rape" and see it as a big bonus that human women will be made obsolete and probably kill themselves
What's the problem here.

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>>33483217
>and monsters should have standards beyond what they are in MGE.

But why not? I mean, do you really think it is logical a girl like this would marry a fat weakass guy? Is it fair for her? Wouldn't it be more logical if they go after and demand men with a similar bodytype and interests? What is wrong with that?

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>>33484004
Posting this imageset because retards won't get back on topic, enjoy lich bill mays

>> No.33484039

>>33472211
https://youtu.be/XyN9FQLsRPc

>> No.33484040

>>33484024
Gettin real tired of your shit man.

>> No.33484045

>>33483944
>you are shitting the thread
>you try to say X is shitty the thread despite the fact there is ample evidence of "you" /tg/ doing it an none of x
>when peopel point this out you call them x
What the fuck do you want? I will say fuck off /pol/, FUCK OFF FI YOU COME FROM /POL/!!!
Happy now? fuck off end your life and don't come back here no matter what.

>> No.33484048

>>33484024
>Wouldn't it be more logical
Why are you trying to bring logic into a comfylewd escapist fantasy?

>> No.33484051

>>33474211
I've doubled down on doujins mostly around "pretty lady steps on someone while lightly mocking them", so I guess anything with a human lower body

>> No.33484052
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Multi accent monster

>> No.33484061

>>33484039
Man that dub is fucking horrendous.

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>>33484031

>> No.33484065

>>33483926
beneath the marshmallow lies abs of iron

>> No.33484067

>>33483985
Hat salesman.

>> No.33484068

this has to be a shitposter i feel bad for giving him you's but i got angered.

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33484079

>>33484062

>> No.33484083

>>33483978
I'm just confused because people are bumping it, thought we were just going to let it die when I saw 2 up this morning

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>>33484079

>> No.33484094

>>33484079
alright I'm curious, let me see one of that series

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33484103

>>33483963
You really don't if you think that /jp/, of all places, is welcoming to all of that /pol/ nonsense. Most otaku are very aware of how painful it is to be judged for a hobby or interest. Not expecting us to recognize it is just as bad for those who can't disguise or change an aspect for which they're being judged for is frankly stupid. Quit with your distinctly un-amusing antics, /pol/san. If you can't, please go elsewhere. There is a reason that /pol/ is a continuous dumpster fire. Your sort of behavior, obviously. Either choose to stop spreading the dumpster fire, or... go back and soak in it.
>>33483983
>/pol/ spreading makes /pol/ acceptable
Who could you possibly be arguing for? You can't even fool yourself. Rethink what you are trying to do. Please quit. We are about loving monstergirls here. Leave that distasteful stuff elsewhere. Or stay with it elsewhere.

>> No.33484105

>>33484024
In setting, the vast majority of human males seek relationships with human women.
Monsters in general have much less access to males than normal women.
They also tend to seek men based on more inherent qualities than health, status, or wealth.
This is part why people enjoy the setting.

>> No.33484106

>>33484092
>legally allowed to sell
So you're telling me we can go deeper.

>> No.33484107

>>33484092
ok I'll take 20, let me at em

>> No.33484109

>>33484092
Give me 3 of them

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>>33484092

>> No.33484118

>>33484068
They seem to be a well known mentally ill autist with a long track history on /tg/ although at this point there are probably others trolling.

>> No.33484127

>>33484103
that post really relieved me Anon, this is one of the few threads I can genuinely enjoy as a monstergirl loving loser without racist stuff being tossed around

>> No.33484129

>>33484092
Silly lady, why would I buy them when i can just walk into the graveyard lure them with my naked body? who can stop me?

>> No.33484131

>>33484067
>New hat saleswoman enters town
>Soon every woman is wearing hats like hers
>and are starting to dress like her
>....and act like her....

>> No.33484132

>>33483934
I didn't expect it to survive, so I guess?
>>33483978
>we don't recycle threads
Because the duplicates normally get deleted so there's no thread to "recycle", this isn't normal.

>> No.33484140

>>33484103
I don't even go to /pol/. No one even brought up /pol/ until you retards did. One guy made a racist joke and you started screeching about how you're being invaded for thirty posts.

>> No.33484142

>>33484092
Then give me worst, Zombo seller, I CAN HANDLE IT. MAKE IT THE BIGGEST, STRONGEST , MEANEST LOOKING UNDEAD YOU CAN MUSTER.

>> No.33484143

>>33484129
Anon thats not whay they mean by "crack open a cold one"

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>>33484112
>>33484129
The ghouls in the wild pleasure series are carefully selected to be the wildest lays Anon can handle. For discerning gentlemen like >>33484142

>> No.33484147

>>33484092
Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Strip down to nothing
>Slather myself in male musk pheromones
>Put on a chastity cage made of the strongest demon steel
>Head on over to Wight's Stockyard and jump in the Ghoul Pit
>There's easily over 30 of them in there

>> No.33484152

>>33484127
>>33484103
you are fucking joking right now right? nobody was talking about race shit until you faggots came in, NOBODY!!!
YOUN FUCKERS ARE THE OENS BRINGING THIS SHIT NOBODY ELSE IOS OR CARES!!!!
I truly hope you don't come to the next thread I'm only replying to you fuckers because this one is near it's end. Be happy not matter what race you might be there is no doubt you are subhuman.

>> No.33484154

>>33484103
I just don't understand why you're focusing on /pol/ right now.
Not saying its acceptable, just that they are infinitely less significant than the tg refugees trying to get us to talk about dark fantasy and monsterboys.

>> No.33484167

>>33484105
Also physical features are meaningless in MGE. Men become whatever their wife wants. It just so happens that monsters like men as they are other than a bigger penis.

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>>33484145

>> No.33484172

>>33484147
That's my boi

>> No.33484174

>>33484154
probably because he's one of the faggots from the /tg/ thread defecting onto the local boogeyman.

>> No.33484181

>>33484129
You could do that, yes, but you could also let the friendly saleswoman here guide you to the best of the best ghoul for YOU. Think about it: would you rather walk around a cold, spooky graveyard alone and be dogpiled by low-grade meat, or would you pay a small fee for quality, convenience and guaranteed satisfaction?

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>>33484168

>> No.33484195

>>33484152
Someone's unhinged, might want to check your blood pressure
>I'm only replying to you fuckers because this one is near it's end
Sure sweetie, you wouldn't be able to resist anyway and you know it

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>>33484182

>> No.33484203

>>33484127
That is the point of this thread. There's no point in us oddballs being destructive or negative. We all get more than enough of that elsewhere. I'm glad you feel better.

>> No.33484205

Shits burning yo

>> No.33484206

>>33484182
omw

>> No.33484207

>>33484181
>>33484145
Free is free and nothing is better value for money than free. I see no way things could go wrong if I do that.

>> No.33484209

>>33484024
You can easily turn that same question around, namely why should they have to demand men of the same body type and interest? Why can't some of them find a guy with a bit of pudge cute? This is a medieval fantasy, real obesity is likely next to nonexistent here.

Or perhaps, given how adept they are at helping men become their ideal men, a jinko may simply like the idea of sculpting a guy into a muscular one. There are many options, hence why the MGE settings books do say many monsters have various preferences in men. The key thing is that those preferences don't cause them to exclude men who are sincerely seeking them.

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>>33484202
Lich chan is tired after the advertisement. Thank you all for watching!

>> No.33484222

>>33484195
At least you admit to being a shitposter. Good recognizing the problem is half the battle. Killing yourself is the other half.

>> No.33484227

>>33484182
Where's the cute lich section? I want to be a test subject for a cute lich!

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>> No.33484238

>>33484227
The budget ran out!
seriously, I'm not made of money Anon, broke the bank just to commission this set.

>> No.33484240

>>33484174
It's all so tiresome.
I will never understand why people feel entitled to come into other people's communities and try to twist them into something else.
The sheer entitlement it takes to come into someone's home and complain about what's for dinner will always be astounding to me.

>> No.33484241

>>33484182
I'm going to the yard, whipping out a fat load of cash, and demanding some naizuri. Wish me luck bros.

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>>33472211

>> No.33484253

>>33484209
Not him but I prefer the idea of a girl liking me because of my actual unique qualities and not just because I'm sapient and have a penis

>> No.33484265

>>33484182
Remember if you add one undead into your harem all of your wives also get immortality. It's a great deal!

>> No.33484266

>>33484253
>I want to be unique, but if the girl is unique and likes pudgy guys that's not allowed
???????

>> No.33484270

>>33484048
But why would a girl like that be with a weak man? Why not want a strong attractive man?

>> No.33484273

>>33484182
I’ll take one (1) phantom to go

>> No.33484275

>>33484129
you are LIKE little BABY watch this
> go to the worst cemetery known for the most vicious and dangerous of undead
>Yell out, ALL YA BITCHES ARE FUCKING INFIERTILE AND PUSSIES ARE DRIER THAN A FUCKING DESERT,
>now that got their attention, strip and oil myself up
>make sure I'm have muscles
> walk at brisk pace as I see the zombies come after me
>jump on top of their heads
> the oil helps not getting tangled up
>now say my prayers and loOk for their spell casters
>OI, YA BASTARDS ARE OLD HAGS THAT SHOULD BEEN BURIED AGES AGO
>get mananuked
>doesn't matter got tobe the man who has one of the largest undead harems without paying a cent
>my souls hurts sometimes tho

>> No.33484276

>>33484235
We need more fanart of metal slug girls as monsters

>> No.33484277

>>33484266
When did I say that?

>> No.33484283

>>33484238
Don't worry, once I get rich off of my Nukicoin investment, I'll be able to cover the cost of every commission!

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>>33484106
Just ask the wight nicely.

>> No.33484288

>>33484270
Because, and this may shock you, she loves him?

>> No.33484298

>>33484270
Why don't you just go back to /tg/ already you retarded mongoloid?

>> No.33484301

>>33484270
Why should a strong man be with a weak woman?

>> No.33484304

>>33484277
> I mean, do you really think it is logical a girl like this would marry a fat weakass guy?
Unless you are jsut jumping into the conversation in which case... well go for one of the harder to get girls like dragons and ice queens. That way you need to prove yourself to even have a chance of getting them.

>> No.33484305

>>33484253
As opposed to them liking you for the reasons the setting actually states? Sincerity, devotion, kindness, being cool, all are things a monster may like in a man.

>> No.33484306

>>33484288
This is my favourite part of the fantasy.

>> No.33484307

>>33484270
Please just lurk a tiny bit before asking questions that are answered several times in the thread

>> No.33484309

>>33484277
You're sitting there saying you want someone who loves you for who you are, but you're mad that Jinkos aren't a monolithic hive mind that only like strong attractive men. Maybe she likes protecting someone. Maybe she thinks thick dudes are hot, maybe she likes string bean guys. Why do they all have to be clones of each other?

>> No.33484312

>>33482758
Anyone who posts this image is a retard.

>> No.33484313

>>33484253
They do though, that's the entire point;
Almost every girl in reality wants a muscular guy with a respected job and a lot of money, so what's the harm of having a fantasy girl that likes the way you smile or thinks the way you talk is cute?

>> No.33484323

>>33484127
Stop being a fag wightfag. Normie politics twitter is where you can go for validatation for something as fucking pointless as your skin colour. Or you can stay and stop being a bitch and enjoy monstergirls.

>> No.33484324

This conversation is like watching someone explain charity to Skeletor

>> No.33484326

>>33482781
good you deserve to suffer for bringing suffering upon others

>> No.33484332

>>33484304
>Unless you are jsut jumping into the conversation
I literally said "not him but"

>> No.33484340

>>33482758
>sjw
Go back to redddit.

>> No.33484351

>>33484209
>This is a medieval fantasy, real obesity is likely next to nonexistent here.

Well this is a compromise, cant we at least agree that they would be disgusted by real obese men?

>> No.33484357

>>33483896
>casual racism hasn't been a part of this site for over a fucking decade.
Stop trying so hard to fit in.

>> No.33484359

>>33484222
I wasn't even involved, I just felt like shitposting at you because you went full retard with the caps.

>> No.33484363

>>33484313
But if they won't ever turn down any guy then that kind of devalues having desirable qualities, doesn't it?

>> No.33484365

>>33484351
I really feel like you're failing to understand the setting here.

>> No.33484367

>>33484182
I'll take a dragon zombie, they need someone to cuddle with, they have a lonely life.

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>> No.33484370

>>33484324
kek
great visual

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>>33484323
Yeah, this shit is dumb and I shouldn't have replied, frankly.

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33484373

This is the song that Doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that Doesn't end....

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>>33484276
What about monstergirls dressed as Metal Slug girls?

>> No.33484376

>>33483896
dumb nigger

>> No.33484382

>>33484357
Stop trying so hard to stand out.

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>>33484373
Howdy there lich chan

>> No.33484393

>>33484332
Fair, that is one of the phrases my mind simply skips over for some reason.
If you want someone you need to prove yourself to or court "normally" echinas literally like chad hero cock above all esle to the point them groom young boys into heroes before boning them.
And dhampirs are just girls with a a bit of blood lust you still need to win over the regular way.
MOST monstergilrs go for any men but definitely not all.

>> No.33484396

>>33484373
You just posting or commenting on the threads current state?

>> No.33484397

>>33484386
I still won't forgive sheriff wight for abusing her position of power to kidnap texas red for being too cute

>> No.33484401
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>Usual haunts have been derailed by shitposting
>Now my fetish haunt is getting derailed by shitposting
Well... at least the images are nice

>> No.33484406

>>33484371
Good. Have a nice day then.

>> No.33484412

>>33484363
They're all desirable qualities you dense fuck. THEY LOVE (YOU). THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER SHIT THEY LIKE (YOU) FOR WHO (YOU) ARE.

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>>33484397
Listen here partner, that texas red was being too cute right in main street. that's a violation of the law! She had to be put under house arrest, so her husband could cuddle that cute down to socially acceptable levels!

>> No.33484436

>>33484412
But that's not true. I am better than other people in some facets, and I want that to be acknowledged.

>> No.33484439

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

>> No.33484449

Do you think a monstergirl would understand my desire to watch a man unclog and explore culverts? And more importantly would she be willing to watch them with me?

>> No.33484461

>>33484397
Don't worry the man with the big iron will big Iron justice to town and put them both down on his bed

>> No.33484463

>>33484436
Sounds to me like you're just heading into being shoved into the irredeemable category for being a cunt.

>> No.33484466

>>33484312
That image is correct, normalfags and other retards need to be gatekept out of niche communities.

>> No.33484468

>>33484449
>honey you HAVE to see this youtube video
>it's not another fucking unclogging one is it
>...
>ok I'll go get the popcorn

>> No.33484469

>>33484373
Don't die on me lich! We need to keep moving forward!

>> No.33484473

>>33484449
Anon, please I can't get lost for hours in the unclogging videos again.

>> No.33484477

>>33484436
You are literally saying "it's not enough that i succeed others must fail".
Being a irredeemable cunt is the one deal breaker for any and all monstergirls. Redeem yourself or be forever alone.

>> No.33484481

>>33484468
Bearing your partner's boring interests is the sincerest form of love.

>> No.33484483

>>33484436
If the portals ever open you're going to get the shit kicked out of you and forcibly held down while they have their way for being a cunt.

>> No.33484485

>>33484401
I like this monster. I want to brush her hair and tell her she's doing a good job.

>> No.33484503

>>33484468
I will let her know it makes me happy. Surely that will cheer her up.

>>33484473
Watch the post 10 man and listen to the flowing water. Do it anon.

>> No.33484506

>>33484368
The legendary rainbow kiki

>> No.33484510

>>33484506
How does...one attain this kiki.

>> No.33484513

>>33484363
Loyalty? A man that proposes to a MG is a man proposing entering a lifetime commitment and a man that is sincere with them. Its a man that will always support her through and through, a man that wants to make her happy and be made happy by her.

>> No.33484518

>>33484436
Will you always be better than other people in those areas? If you want to rely on that as a basis of love, you might want to reconsider. Being appreciated for secondary qualities is one thing, having that as the basis of love is another. Think about this carefully.

>> No.33484521

>>33484463
>>33484477
>>33484483
How is it being a cunt to not like the idea of getting a girl just because you asked and not because you're good enough to get her

>> No.33484532

>>33483584
beauty.

>> No.33484533

>>33484521
>not because you're good enough to get her
Do you love her? Sick, you're good enough. Simple as.

>> No.33484534

>>33484510
Backwards long jump up a set of stairs into your kiki and knock her into a can of paint

>> No.33484538
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Posting undead to kill the thread

>> No.33484547

>>33484510
you must search high and low,
far and wide, to find this kiki, but in your hearts of hearts, you must know one thing
Shogs a Shit

>> No.33484550

>>33484510
I've heard that you can win one by playing Shoggy Lottery, but take that with a grain of salt

>> No.33484559

>>33484534
Can I at least have some pillows down where she's going to fall? Will tipping her off screw my chances?

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>>33483584
>I see you.... ZZAP

>> No.33484572

>>33484521
Not you literally said
>But if they won't ever turn down any guy then that kind of devalues having desirable qualities, doesn't it?
> I am better than other people in some facets, and I want that to be acknowledged.
You are literally not happy with just being accepted you must see other rejected to get your dick hard.
You want the change the setting to make it so, if that is not being a cunt i don't know what is.

>> No.33484574

>>33484533
That seems cheap. By that logic, if someone else were to ask her out instead of me, she'd go with them. I don't like that. Feels like a consolation prize.

>> No.33484578

>>33484521
If you are good enough to get her, then you do. It is very simple. To us, it looks like you are complaining about getting her. How are you not complaining about this? That is a serious question, so please answer.

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Consider

>> No.33484586

>>33484538
>posting things that failed at dying to kill a thread
Anon...

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>>33484586
My plan is infallible.

>> No.33484595

>>33484559
Rainbow kikis are rare for a reason anon, doing anything other than the process I explained won’t cause the phenomenon to happen

>> No.33484599

>>33484538
It’s no use
The undeath has already taken hold
This thread will never truly die, just stay a roiling shitshow for eternity

>> No.33484607

>>33484586
don't worry this anon is special in the head

>> No.33484606

>>33484582
Tanlines, as well as tans in general are always great.

>> No.33484608

>>33484550
It only works if the Shog has a Kiki sister.

>> No.33484609

>>33484582
No thanks

>> No.33484613

>>33484578
Because there's no work or prestige involved. I want to be rewarded for being exceptional, not baseline. I like the idea of a girl who could only ever like me, and not potentially anyone else.

>> No.33484617

>>33484574
So you want her to like you before you approach her and, because she likes you, she will reject all other? I'm sorry to say this but based only on the fact you are posting on a thread on 4chan you are not good enough for that if that were to be their nature.

>> No.33484625

>>33484574
>>33484613
That's where mamono bama comes in dingus she already knows you love her and loves you too. Quit being a bitch about it and go fuck her brains out. NTR isn't even allowed to exist in this setting anyway.

>> No.33484638

>>33484625
>NTR isn't even allowed to exist in this setting anyway.
Not what I mean. I'm talking hypothetical alternate timeline shit.

>> No.33484639

>>33484582
But I already love baphomets

>> No.33484643

>>33484613
>wants a girl who likes him and not potentially anyone else
So any mamono who marries you? You should marry a mamono then. Is that difficult to grasp?

>> No.33484657

>>33484613
Refer to their nature and realize that kind of attitude is what leads one to be rejected for being a cunt.
They want good kind people, that is in general their preference, dont be a cunt.
If you want someone who will only take the cream of the crop and nothing else go to an autistic salamander and beat her.(but do keep in mind they are a race of warriors focused solely on battle so good luck with that)

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>> No.33484660

>>33484638
>Not what I mean. I'm talking hypothetical alternate timeline shit.
NTR isn't allowed to exist in the setting.

>> No.33484661

>>33484613
If you love someone because of work and prestige, do you actually love THEM? Really try and think about this, anon-kun. Try as hard as you can.

>> No.33484664

>>33484481
>BEEG mino wife trying to hide amusement as I rant about the Legend of the Bionicle
>favourite one is always just "the red one"

>> No.33484670

>>33484638
GPO back to /tg/ already you fucking cunt you are not welcome here, there is a reason your threads are dead, you assholes fucking suck.

>> No.33484676

>>33484664
Remember to get extra into the detail of it, you may have lost her several hours ago, but she loves the excitement on your face.

>> No.33484682

>now more retards are bumping the previous leftover thread
Reminder to make a real new thread after this one, to not enable them or the fag OP who kept bumping his thread to keep it on the board for no reason. Trollfags are the worst as usual.

>> No.33484687

>>33484670
I have never posted in a /tg/ monstergirl thread.
>>33484661
I genuinely do not understand what you're trying to say here.

>> No.33484693

>>33477806
That's an inverse chugjob you philistine. Please don't embarrass us with your flagrant lack of knowledge of obscure sex positions.

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>>33484485
Have another one
These are the only two I have of her though, take good care of her

>> No.33484708

>>33484687
you essentially want a golddigger who fall in love with you after the fact. Unless you want her to leave you if you lose what makes you stand out, then you just want a golddigger.

>> No.33484710

>>33484617
>So you want her to like you before you approach her and, because she likes you, she will reject all other?
That's literally how MGE works Monster do have seduction and slow romance before sex, monsters do decide on a man without sex and can change to be only for them before sex and reject all others. There have even been hints that there are fated lovers and people ending up together because of destiny. MGE only ever worked as monsters will only just fuck the first guy they see in /tg/ misunderstandings.

>> No.33484714

>>33484682
Someones just actually posting bestiality in that thread too. Truly these are trying times for us.

>> No.33484718

>>33484682
I'm fine with it being alive though because the furry who keeps posting his dragon thinks it's the thread and posts there, it's nice to contain him

>> No.33484725

>>33484657
So what if you're genetically predisposed to being a "bad person" via mental condition
Like I have ASD and people think that I'm a gigantic selfish asshole but I literally do not know how else to act

>> No.33484729

>>33484687
I have prestige. Somemamono loves me for having it. I lose the prestige. What should happen at this point? If she keeps loving you, then it wasn't about the prestige was it? Insert job where prestige was in that example. No try it for yourself. I'll tell you the correct answer after you respond.

>> No.33484739

>>33484682
>fag OP who kept bumping his thread
I didn't bump post there past the first post, I thought it would have been deleted by now.

>> No.33484742

>being worried about being cucked in the one setting in the world that basically has God himself saying you will never ever get cucked.
How does this even happen.

>> No.33484748

>>33484729
What?

>> No.33484757

>>33484725
Mamono mana fixes you, alternatively you can get flayed.

>> No.33484758

>>33484699
>spoiler
I will treasure her forever, thank you anon.

>> No.33484773

>>33484742
I'm not worried about being cucked; I'm worried about being accepted just for being a male who says "go out with me" and not because of my exclusive positive qualities. Maybe this is just too abstract for you people.

>> No.33484774

>>33484710
>That's literally how MGE works Monster do have seduction and slow romance before sex, monsters do decide on a man without sex and can change to be only for them before sex and reject all others.
Yes but in this is not the case we are talking about. IN their mind they already married the man or are a semi-relationship with them, so they accepted him making his conundrum different.
Anon wants them to reject other fatbald fucks but them look and his fat bald head and say "i see you are much different come now i sense your superior qualities as a male lets be in love forever".

>> No.33484775

>>33484699
I will!
>First reply
...respectfully treasure her!

>> No.33484778

>>33484748
Anon. I find it difficult to believe you are being serious. What don't you understand?

>> No.33484781

>>33484699
>>33484401
what is this monster?

>> No.33484787

>>33484773
>Maybe this is just too abstract for you people.
Yeah I guess it is. Guess you should fuck off back to your dead thread, huh retard?

>> No.33484798

>>33484781
My wife

>> No.33484800

>>33484773
Why? Are you that afraid that someone could love you unconditionally?

>> No.33484808

>>33484781
She's cute, very cute.

>> No.33484809

>>33484781
A dragon

>> No.33484815

>>33484773
It sounds more like you want to keep getting rejected despite (or maybe because of?) your "exclusive positive qualities".

>> No.33484817

>>33484773
>and not because of my exclusive positive qualities
It's okay you probably don't have any

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