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[Anonymous No.]

Fine I'll make it myself

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[Anonymous No.]

First for best maid.

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[Anonymous No.]

>that one anon who was mad about antisemitism

Cringe.

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Want to learn more about nature but are unsure how to do it? Consider Greenworms! You could probably guess that Greenworms would be familiar with nature, but many people have a hard time invisioning how these cute little mamono could help them to learn more about it in turn. They can actually provide much more insight than you would have initially thought! First off, if you're more of a book learner, Greenworms can be useful in understanding the material at hand much better. By reading out loud to your Greenworm, you can better understand the material yourself by hearing it out loud while you go through it, which you can go back and re-read if it comes out confusing. Also by explaining it to your Greenworm, she can ask questions that you can use to better deepen your understanding of it. On top of that, Greenworms themselves are somewhat walking encyclopedias of forest life, meaning that they can clarify certain parts or even tell you about specific things they've seen from where they've lived! All of this is not to undermine the ability of Greenworms to contribute to in-the-field learning about nature. As they are specifically adapted to exploring the forest, these little critters are great exploration buddies. Wondering what might be living up in that tree? Your Greenworm can go up and take a look for you, and if the tree is large enough, even throw down a rope so you too can see what's up there (not responsible for embarrassed Ratas)! Wonder what could be growing under that hollowed stump? Your Greenworm can slink underneath and take a nice picture for you! The possibilities are endless! I actually had the itch to learn more about a certain topic, and you guessed it, Greenworms! I went to the local library with my Greenworm and checked out plenty of books to learn more about our little green friends. The two of us sat together in a private study room at the library and looked through our fat stack of reference books together. We started with an encyclopedia of various Greenworm types, looking at the various colors, shapes, and sizes these little cuties come in. As we went, we pointed out the various pluses and minuses that various Greenworms have when it comes to different tasks. My Greenworm must have known how much I enjoyed comparing the various types of worms, as she asked me what my absolute favorite one was when we made it to the end. I thought for a second, and told her that she was my favorite Greenworm. It's true! Looking at the various pictures, none of them made me feel warm inside like looking at my beloved roommate Greenworm does! Later on she began to doze off and I started to read on my own through another Greenworm reference book. I didn't know that Greenworms actually mature into Papillons! I guess it makes sense, seeing as they're somewhat similar to caterpillars. Apparently, when they find a person they truly love, they will take them and form a cocoon with them, where they mature into beautiful Papillon. While it would be painful to see my little Greenworm change into something else, I believe that she would be most beautiful Papillon in the world when she eventually finds someone for her. Deep down I hope that, when she does find someone, she finds somebody who truly cares for her like I do, she deserves it! After skimming through the remainder of the books, I went back home with my Greenworm and felt much more knowledgeable about the mamono that calls my place home. I'm sure that you too can learn a lot more about whatever nature topic you want to know more about with the fantastic assistance of your Greenworm!

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>>33505171
nice

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How would Hellhound's marriage vows be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Winterstown dating advertisements for lonely, cold snugglebugs

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>>33505144
dat tail is thicc AF

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what kind of hobbies does your waifu have? does she try to include you or try to hide it?

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>>33505186
her moans and your grunts and the sound of your pelvis being shattered

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>>33505188
Where the fuck was she 2 weeks ago when Texas froze over?

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>>33504762

Well, I think if you truly love someone then you should love them, even in the most dire fucked up situations. Is love genuine when it endures because everything will just be alright and you will never get to face those fucked up situations?

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>>33505140
I don't like the coloring. Makes her look more like a dairy slime than a shoggoth.

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>>33505191
alchemy, i often end up being her test subject

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>>33505154

[Anonymous No.]

>All this speculation and theory crafting in some of the previous threads
W-where the hell did you people come from? I thought there were only a few people who followed these updates. Chapter 50 is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/73347192

This might be it bros. I think the next chapter might be the last. Until I get to the post story stuff. That being said, next chapter might take a bit longer as it's going to be lengthy and I want everything to be perfect. I'm also a juggling a few things, so I don't have a timeframe for the last chapter.
To all the /tg/ migrants, lurk a little and you'll do just fine.
And to the guy whose wife draws stuff, tell her she's _baste_

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Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go visit an all monster girl Martial Academy some day.
They allow guests and you can see quite a few noble scions of monster girl houses training, studying, and learning the proper tools of the trade.
Also boring things like math, sciences, and general stewardship.

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>>33505186
Usually, whatever she feels like in the moment

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>33505228
>Defacing a good image

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>>33505213
>dairy slime
i want this now

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>>33505262
what would happen If I went to that school, can I survive with virginity intact

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How well trained is your waifu? Does she realize it yet?

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>>33505209
>Where the fuck was she 2 weeks ago when Texas froze over?
Poor Yuki-chan got lost in her own blizzard and ended up at the front door of her Winterstown cabin, happens to the best of us

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>baphofag got jap va for voiceover
Absolute madman
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1366738831718768648

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>>33505281
Probably.
Just expect lots of duals for your hand, or bets for it, and general courting to try and bed you.
The thirst is STRONG amongst those girls.

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>>33505128

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>>33505213
If your milk is purple and blue anon you need to get that returned.

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>>33505241
>Ushi in the post
YES YES YES
This is the moment I’ve been waiting for

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>>33505343
oh

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Reminder that you're here forever. Just like Shark anon.

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>>33505317
I would be the tease that would just get them all riled up but blue ovary them at the last minute

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>>33505343
Why the fuck would you return perfectly good milk? Besides, most stores won't let you return something after it has been opened.

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>>33505358
Anon no, that's how you get ambushed and made to take responsibility.

Just because they're part of nobility doesn't mean they won't resort to skullduggary to make sure you get taken to one of their rooms.

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>>33505379
I am not very smart

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>>33505355
Wen shark?

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>YWN be a servant in a vampire’s manor, which is home to an ancient bloodline of vampires that are rumored to rival the demon lord herself in power
>YWN have worked there for as long as you can remember, having been sold into servitude to pay of a debt
>YWN have memories of the current mistress’s first daughter being your best friend as you were growing up
>YWN wonder why she disappeared one night
>YWN learn that she got into a massive argument with her mother the night before
>YWN learn that your name came up often in the argument
>YWN remember that was the same night you overheard her talking about how she will come back and “liberate” you
>YWN hear your fellow servants talking about how a legendary vampire hunter might have turned her gaze to the manor
>YWN be woken up in the middle of the night by the manor guards, and moved into a secured location at the top of the keep, near the throne room
>YWN catch a glimpse of the Mistress, lounging in the throne room, waiting for something
>YWN catch snippets of conversation about an intruder wreaking havoc throughout the castle
>YWN see your childhood friend dhampir, now a full grown woman, enter the throne room after defeating the guards
>YWN see childhood friend dhampir engage in a philosophical debate before a duel with her mother
>YWN be freed from your imprisonment by your childhood friend dhampir after she defeated her mother
>YWN have your first kiss with your childhood friend dhampir
>YWN be at the castle gates when you feel the burning of magic in the air
>YWN be slightly too slow to warn childhood friend dhampir
>YWN be magically pulled back into the keep as she is ejected from the castle grounds
>YWN remain trapped as the castle vanishes into the night, fading because of a contingency spell the Mistress cast shortly before childhood friend dhampir arrived
>YWN have this cycle repeat every few years, each time watching childhood friend dhampir defeat her mother but something stops her from escaping with you
>YWN be in this cycle long enough to fuel a 35 year old video game series
>YWN finally escape, after years of this prolonged conflict, and start a happy life with childhood friend dhampir as a loving family

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>>33505171
You asked a couple threads ago if the worm posts were getting too long. I'm fine with their length, but I do think they'd be easier to read if you separated them into a few paragraphs rather than one big block of text.

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>>33505408

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>>33505397
>Anon calculated the odds but damn is he bad at math.

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>>33505417

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>>33505422
on that note, what type of monster girl would like a big and strong yet dumb as rocks man

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>>33505191
Well really her only hobby is eating and watching TV, and not only does she include me in it, I do all the cooking. I even clean her up and do stretches/tummy rubs to makes sure it gets digested well afterwards.

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Ratas are the cutest!

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>man who really likes wights gets captured by amazons
>tells them that he will never fuck them, he only wants wights
>they take him before their chieftain
>tfw their chieftain is a neolithic wight that the amazons accidentally woke up when they stumbled upon her tomb

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Can I enslave a human woman and sell her to some monster girls that want to turn her into a monster, all to make enough dough to move to the royal demon realm and launch my new business for a human man brothel and strip club and get rich quickly off the demand?

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>>33505416
yeah funnily enough I considered doing that this time lol next time I'll separate it a bit after copy pasting it in from notepad

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>>33505442
I would do it for free

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>>33505442
Problem is they're more interested in you.

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>>33505452
sell her for free? are you crazy? it's a lot of money to get to royal makai!

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>>33505433
P'Orcs, most spell casters, probably all the farm monster girls.

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>>33505439
>Primal MOMMY claws
Holy shit anon

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Remember: You waifu loves you, so even if she acts like a big dum-dum you need to be there to support her.

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>>33505457
That won't be a problem if you try your best not to be or even look interested.

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>>33505191
She enjoys coming up with increasingly ridiculous attractions, all sharing the same undead marriage climax

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>>33505439
She better have tribal tattoos and those claws better be jagged.

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>>33505191
Gardening, fishing, martial arts, and oil-painting are things she enjoys. She will talk about them at the dinner table or get me to do them with her on the weekends.
She also likes watching drain unclogging videos. We watch them when we are in bed together.

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>>33505171
>While it would be painful to see my little Greenworm change into something else, I believe that she would be most beautiful Papillon in the world when she eventually finds someone for her.

Now I can't decide what is more likely, that this greenworm is going to somehow not manage to acquire the dense greenworm anon and be forced to metamorphose alone (becoming a big papillon) or if she'll force herself on him once she matures enough and during their time in the chrysalis her body will recognize he likes her best as a greenworm, enabling her to mature while remaining a greenworm.

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>>33505487
Plenty of white markings on her choco skin too

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Where would you and your wife live?
I'm torn between living in her village or building a house for us near the coast

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>>33505273
Would sticking your hand into a dairy slime feel more like yogurt or milk?

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>>33505479
Give an example.

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>>33505513
Shoggy just recreates her village by the coast so it's no big deal reallly

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>>33505465
>ywn be the meat sheild for lich wafiu
>ywn be patched up by her every fight
>ywn be so stupid she finds you cute
>ywn be there to make her calm when she has nightmares
>ywn be the one that just says "anon smash" and break the thing is making to much noise
>ywn be taught how to do math by lich wafiu
feelsbadman

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>>33505500
As it should be.
Bet her tomb has lots of bones from the beasts she's hunted in life.

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>>33505426
>>33505408
need sauce for fish

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>>33505492
>spoiler
Please anon, I don't have time to go down that rabbit hole again.

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>>33505550
ought to resurrect them as exotic pets.

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>>33505547
No go ultimate pile driver a beast to get her undead heart racing.

>>33505562
That's an option but you may have weird primal undead beast girls.

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>>33505475
My wife only says smart things you son of a bitch.

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>>33505516
One especially strong hero came for her, and in response, Eliz finally got to use an incredibly long and mentally harrowing gauntlet. From the moment the hero enters, they're breathing trace amounts of dragon zombie miasma, wearing down their psyche. The 'gauntlet' is actually fairly easy to navigate- it's just filled with out of reach volunteer couples or harems fucking, sucking, and otherwise providing the fuel for the lustful fire in the poor hero's head.
Each portion of the gauntlet usually has a particular theme to it, such as oral worship in one section, or creampies in another. They're tuned to the best of what Eliz already knows from her informants regarding the hero's kinks.
Whether male or female, the hero usually breaks down a good way in, with betting pools going for the exact section they succumb to.

All while the kingdom enjoys thanks to a few spells granting a primetime view of the hero's struggle!

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>>33505579
it's good to have some variety for your deathmatch coliseum and mounted options for your circus maximus.

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>>33505241
>This might be it bros. I think the next chapter might be the last. Until I get to the post story stuff
Oh shit it's been so good though!
>Eros Ushi
OH NO
>Zutari is on the hunt
Out of every girl so far she is the only one I want to lose.

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>>33505602
Well I suppose it's a good thing me and wormy got on her good side or we might have been hopped up on pheromones and forced to chrysalis covered in spaghetti sauce or something before the whole kingdom.

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>>33505513
im building a homestead/inn in a place near the coast, on the border of a temperate mountainous forest that way i can still go hunting in the woods and fishing, while still having enough room for farming; all travelers welcome, except wendigos, theyre banned for trying to get at the meat smoker too many times

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>>33505241
However it ends this has been one hell of a rollercoaster. Bravo man.

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>>33505475
I always do. My wife Titania always tries to act like a good big sister for her fairies and does silly things. The little ones saw an ad for a haunted house and wanted to go, so she went there to tell them everything would be alright. I told her it might be a bit too much for her, since she's quick to spook, but she was steadfast saying that she would be a terrible role model if she chickened out. I spent that night after they came back patting her head until the early morning telling her everything is all right, I'm here.

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>>33505579
.anon will take advice
>Anon must find big thing to smash
>That a big beastie.smash
>call wifey
>Li-Li come see what I can do
>Beastie is about size of small... whatyacalls it hill
>Beastie needs to go down
>Beastie is preaping to charge
>Anon will too
>it charges
>I charge and bonk it with my head
>it falls back a bit
>chance, take Beastie and haul over shoulder
>Jump into air
>very high now
>Bring beastie down with me
>LOUD BOOM
>I am crater with beastie in pieces
>Ya saw that Li-Li, I did it for you
>Well...how lovely
>I'm gonna have to teach you not to environment
>what is the ennvyourmint, ca n you eat it and Li-LI
>Y-yes
> Let's do it
> Okay!

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>>33505513
I've always liked the idea of running a dive bar or something so I'd probably live in an apartment above it. I'd be single so I can tease my patrons though

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>>33505653
Be careful, Anon. The Pally Ushi and Oni law firm is deep in the wendigo's coat pockets.

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>>33505689
>I'd be single
I laughed. There's a 0% chance that a single man in a rough part of town who has access to a whole stock of booze goes unmarried for more than a few minutes. There will be a line of onis around the block waiting to marry you before you even open the bar.

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>>33505241
>Ushi in the post
I’m unsure how I feel about this. I’d love an Ushi encounter, but for one to randomly win in such a shirt span...?
> This might be it bros. I think the next chapter might be the last.
I have yet to read 50. But this makes me seethe anyways. It’s.. it’s really coming to an end...? This fast...?

Well, as long as we get post-nuptial revisits to old characters, I’m aight. Salute, Mage Anon. You did good. Tike to read 50.

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>>33505689
It's all fun and games until one of the patrons, a lonely frequent drinker succ, gets so depraved thinking that a single alright looking anon capable of making drinks is not putty in her hands gets so sloshed that she decides to shove a shotglass up her cooch and tells you that if you want it back you're going to fish it out.

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>>33505552
Unpublished work. Just keep your eyes peeled

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>>33505716
>to an end?
>this fast
Anon, it's been almost three years and 330k words.

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>>33505241
Hell yeah, that was a good chapter.
>next chapter might be the last
the suspense

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>>33505746
BUT I WANTED MORE REEEEE

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Sleepy mofu

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>>33505703
I'll just keep the place full of single anons to take the pelvis crushings for me. That or hire the beegest bouncer around. I'm not saying it's a permanent thing; I just want it to be that way for a while.

>>33505720
I'm just gonna let the ambulance crew sort that out. She can keep the glass though.

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tomorrow, Anon Cockson will have perform experiment funded by Elizabeth the Wight,
To find out who is the fastest monster girl of them all, It will occur tomorrow, Anon Cockson needs to find anoth.. I mean rest for a bit

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>>33505798
>hire the beegest bouncer around
Good taste in future wife.

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>>33505834
I eagerly look forward to this episode, even if this one's probably going to get the show banned in a few demon realms!

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>you're in the shower with four muscular warrior anubuses that are 8 feet tall, surrounding you, breathing heavily down on you, getting very touchy with you with their invasive paws
idk if this is a perk to being the apophis' husband or not, i'd feel very slutty in such a situation

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What would it take to make a Baph angry enough to headbutt you?

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>>33505798
>friend begs you to come to his bar
>you had plans for the night, decide to go anyways because he sounds desperate
>you oblige him and go to the bar
>bit of a sausage fest even though it's in the monster part of town, but you don't mind
>he thanks you profusely, calls you a life saver
>you chuckle
>he doesn't
>looks at you with shame and guilt in his eyes
>notice the little bowl on the bar isn't filled with peanuts, but coupons to the seedy motel across the street
>the bastard doesn't even have the guts to look you in the eye before a biker gang kicks in the door and absconds with all the patrons
>he has the audacity to ask your hellhound wife if she wants to be a bouncer at his bar
>she accepts because her protective instincts demand it and he pays well he also offered dental insurance and free booze

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>>33505854
Listen you're in the shower to be the designated cleaning boy, so get to scrubbing those built abs

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>>33505867
telling her that she is as old as dirt and probably has spiders living in her vagina

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>>33505854
at least you get to paint ! ! on them afterwards

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>>33505867
Greilia probably headbutts patients back into bed if they insist that they're fine when they're really not.

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>>33505867
ropu would instinctually as a territorial thing or for breeding rights.

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>>33505841
That'd be why I'd get a single girl to do it. She'll figure out I can't get away eventually.

>>33505879
>looks at you with shame and guilt in his eyes
Oh no, I'd be laughing my ass off watching people get carried off. Especially if I tricked a bunch of order guys into coming for drinks.

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>>33505691
well they have some meat when it done cooking, but i cant have them trying to break into the smoker when im not looking

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>>33505515
don't know but they taste sweet

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>>33505241
>W-where the hell did you people come from? I thought there were only a few people who followed these updates.
Honestly I initially found your story on Ao3. Then my coombrain scoured /d/ and /tg/ and found nothing. Recently I found you here, and started theory crafting and greentexting a lot. Your shit is great. I hope that, even if Anon finally get married, his story continues to some extent or another.

Your one shots are great too. Cinis and Lithio domestic sequel when?

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I want Dragonia's BEEGEST dragon zombie.

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>>33505931
>Cinis and Lithio
Which one were they from?

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which of the monster girls would you say are the fastest for reasons

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>>33505883
Would they sexually abuse the cleaning boy?

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>>33505968
Why would they do that? The shower is for cleaning, not for sex!

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>>33505171
well she fell asleep during that episode too. what did space outlaw anon say to her proposal? what was her proposal like?

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>>33505973
They're war-mongering, sexist, aggressive, and down-right evil. They'll do what pleases them whenever they see an opportunity.

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Gonna getcha

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>>33505947
Tengu are fast.

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>>33505241
>I think the next chapter might be the last.
WHAT

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So today I told Shoggy I wanted a churro for breakfast and, I shit you not, she pulled up her dress and started dripping purple goop from her no-panties cunt. Suddely out one popped from her pussy and she she caught it on a plate, subsequently serving it to me. I still ate it and it tasted pretty good but that was weird, even for Shoggy standards. Is this normal or do I need to call Ms. Flayer to schedule a meido evaluation?

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Are you and your daughter going to the daddy-daughter orgy at her school, an event proudly sponsored by the Sabbath?

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>>33506056
He's gotta get a wife at some point, Anon.

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>>33506074
You asked for a churro and you got one, I'm not seeing the problem.

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>>33506079
Sounds gay, so no.

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>>33506079
What's the etiquette for events like these? Not sure if I need to apologize for my daughteru asking lewd questions about what positions her friends are enjoying!

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>>33506079
I couldn't stomach an orgy. Sorry, fallen church.

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>>33506009
>war-mongering
no they just want to keep peace and sometimes you gotta ruffle a couple feathers
>sexist
no you're just insecure because they're bigger and stronger tha you
>aggressive
they're actually nice, you don't have to think friendly pats on the shoulder are attacks on you
>down-right evil
rude
They're good girls that get a bad rap, just give them a chance. If you're that scared put on a Danuki Co. INDESTRUCTIBLE Series chastity cage and they can't do anything to you.

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>>33506074
what you pussy

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>>33506090
I see. I'm just concerned because I've been in the mood for roast and I don't know if I want to witness and entire one get birthed right in front of me. Thing is I would still probably happily eat it.

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>>33506146
is it the problem thats is being birthed, what if it just comes out of the front of her belly instead

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>>33506010
I want to spend at least an hour cuddling with this monster.

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>>33506010
dynamite thighs

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>>33506146
>rack of lamb chops
>an entire three tier cake
>one of those 10 foot party subs

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>>33506162
Actually not bad I'll ask if she can make it from there instead. Don't know why she had to make other stuff down there though, it seems awfully lewd.

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>>33505241
wew, cant even imagine who wins this.

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>>33506209
>watching in horror, foot after foot, as the sub comes out
>finally done, shoggy's panting
>w-well mastah d-dig in hahaha
>asks for seconds

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>>33506209
>one of those 10 foot party subs
>anon's resolve is tested...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-8dtqSS-24

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>Get levels/vitality drained, feeling your years of strength-training get sapped away as you are left weak and helpless
>The monster takes advantage of the stolen strength to hold you tight and gently caress you
What sort of monsters should I look for if I want something like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Can anybody give me the details of castle doctrine in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

Which are better for protectionfags, Jinkos or Hellhounds?

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FOXDIE

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>>33506320
Dragons!

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>>33506282
Your house by code has to be built with at least 3 traps, two barricades, and a loot room in order to maintain the cultural tradition of MGs adventuring to get husbands.

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>>33506320
i'm surprised nobody goes for the living armor but maybe she's too on the nose about it.

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This is your new room mate.

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>>33506320
Dragon!

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good night

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>>33506326
What am I supposed to do/allowed to do with captured intruders?

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>>33506333
It's very efficient to have a roommate who can use the upper half the of the room.

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>>33506333
As long as she cleans up after herself, I think it will go well.

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>>33506330
Living armor isn't fluffy. The level of protective power in a monster directly scales with their fluffiness.

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>>33506352
Either claim them as your thralls or give them an evil monologue and shoot them back onto the street through a complicated slide trap.

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>>33506353
She also makes clothes for you so can save money
>>33506330
KC needs to add a shield girl so you can be a true knight with living armor, cursed sword and bicorn mount.

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>>33506333
That's my new bed mate though.

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>>33506338
>>33506323

Too haughty, she will hurt my feelings.

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>>33506368
I am now thinking of the mischief you can pull while having a living armor wife and a Cheshire as well

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>>33506270
Lilim or wight.

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>>33506333
Sorry, but I already have a snake and I know what happens when you put a spider and a snake in the same house

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>>33506379
Living armor already comes with a weapon and shield, why would you need separate girls for that?

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>>33506400
So I can go into battle with my harem.

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>>33506405
Just go into battle with your armor wife and daughterfus. It will make for great family bonding experiences.

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>>33506396
I don't think I'm important or powerful enough to get the attention of either of those species.

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>>33506399
Can't trust em together.

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>>33506392
>Too haughty, she will hurt my feelings.
>You become her most valued treasure if you're claimed by one
Though I can kind of see where you're coming from. Being a treasure is nice though!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having a futurist living armor wife.
DS armour

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>>33506472
Power armor?

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>>33506333
She's being eaten by a spider!

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>>33506475
Dead space armor

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>>33506484
The husbando is constantly finding excuses to spout isaac clarke lines

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>>33506333
Nope.

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Does living armor have to be completely metal? Or can it be any sort of suit designed for protection?
>Living Hazmat Suit wants to protect you from ALL the biohazards

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>>33505438
Undisputed cute champion

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>>33506522
I didn't vote for her. I voted for ushi.

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>>33506519
I'd find that really cute.
>Snazzy suit wife can't collect a single speck of dust, and is NEVER wrinkled from sitting down
>Can still block bullets

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>>33506519
nah as long it can cover most of your body, it is armor

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>>33506519
>living armor who isn't actually living armour, just a slime possessing a suit of it and trying really hard to convince you otherwise

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>>33506484
>Going through shog manor
>Have to wear completely enclosed hardsuit with strength boosting servos for a chance of survival
>Only weapons that work are cutting tools and flamethrowers
>Constantly being dragged down dark hallways by tentacles seeking to drag you into small cramped holes of god knows what
>Slowly going mad from constant exposure of otherworldly and unholy sights
Makes me want to open mspaint and shitpost draw notisaac! anon being dragged to shoggy’s bed

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>>33506530
The lack of complaints to my original post says otherwise

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>>33506567
>Come to bed Anon...let's become one...
>Anon tries to speak but gets cut off by the suit
>What? I thought we were going to share him?
>GODDAMIT I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

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>>33506567
I could draw that myself

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>>33506583
There's lack of dispute due to being on top, and lack of dispute from being a squeaky little furred midget that nobody notices half the time anyways.

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>>33506583
I demand a recount of the cute votes. Rata collects them all and she wins every year.

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>>33506392
Haughty is good, when she realizes she hurt you dearly, she'll panic and comfort you.

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>>33506636

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>>33506611
>>33506617
>We have conducted an internal investigation into the matter, and have found ourselves not guilty~

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>>33506671
I'm going to full nelson a rata for thi- WAIT

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>>33506678
You would do such a thing to an innocent wholesome creature such as this?

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>>33506716
Brutal and bareback breeding sex right in public, splitting that little cunny open with an adult cock would shut her up.
But it'd also mean she won!
So Yes! No!

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>>33505171
I love you greenworm anon, never change

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>>33505241
>Ushi has an Eros seal
I fucking swore that the Ushi was what the Eros nutters were guiding him towards.

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>>33505746
Three years? Holy fuck, dude.

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Hugs!

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>>33505171
>Greenworm sleeps to comfy space outlaw
>Wakes up to primetime rape-per-view undead forceful 'marriage'

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>>33506833
>Meanwhile during the voyage to Zipangu via boat, Houri and cupid are making sure everything is going well, and the strand is still connected.
>Go right by Zutari's shrine and into ushi-oni cave
>"Everything proceeds as planned"

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>>33506846
I love this little rapetrain

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>>33506849
>scared boy locked in ghoul crypt. Later, live footage from inside a zombie's mausoleum.

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>>33505171
What the hell how can she be asleep when her favorite program is on?

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>>33506849
I take it space outlaw anon has trouble whenever it comes down to a fight.

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>>33505313
>tied to the bed by horny baph that has had enough of waiting
The dream

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>>33506999
Some of those shows have ending songs that really let you drift off to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqnDsVEORXY

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>>33506225
>>33506266
eatfresh.jpg

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>>33507029
That's why the tease is always on the run. It drive dragon commander crazy when her out flies her.

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>>33506081
But it can't end there, that's when the story really begins.

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Remember anon, one of the signs that you are getting charmed is a loss of color in everything except what is being used to charm you, keep this in mind, and you should be able to properly defend yourself against underhanded tricks
anyways, say hi to this cat

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>>33507216
Pretty eyes, I should ask her out.

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>>33507091

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>>33507216
Pretty cat. Cats always have the prettiest eyes.

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>>33507216
You are telling me world wasn't always Grey accept her eyes? Yeah right, next You'll tell me my name is not Tom.

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>>33507392
*Exept her eyes
Sorry I'm dizzy, my wife says I should stare at eyes more and it will make the dizziness go away. I'll listen to her since it feels so good.

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>>33506636

Haughty Dragon says something mean, sees anon is nowhere to be found a couple of hours latter, tracks him and finds him sobbing in a nearby forest in the arms of an Inari. What would she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>Well- Off to bed!
>No one slept that night~

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>>33505241
Thanks

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>>33506999
It's a rerun, she already knows that episode.

[Anonymous No.]

Bigamy/haremfags, would your wives be interested in (temporary) body swap spells with each other? Would they tell you before they did it?

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>>33508009
>Many legged mamano into fewer or none and vice versa

I have a feeling results may vary. Like ice skating with cerebellar hypoplasia. Most likely I would just take video to show to the kids later.

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>>33508009
Yes and no. And honestly it's better to find out they did it when the seven foot tall ogre tries to engage in her usual shenanigans in the body of a 60 pound witch.

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>>33505946
The Hellhound “saving” the dude from Manticore train rape

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I swear I play one game of tag with my jubjub neighbor when we were kids and now years later they still call me chicken chaser, how do I get a new title so I won’t go mad from those damn tea chugging, crooked teeth having wonderlanders calling me chicken chaser at every opportunity

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>>33507839
I bet it's the cliffhanger ending of the season too

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>>33508681
Next time you see a Trumpart, feign a bout of hysteria at their calling you that and impale yourself on her spear/pike.

[Anonymous No.]

I've really done it this time. My newest paper was about the themes of religiosity and faith in the Halo franchise. Haku-sensei is not amused!

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>>33508738
Yeah it was. My wife was so mad she mindbroke me and I couldn't go to work the next day.
That's why I'm spiking my lunch with raging mushrooms till the end of the month.
I don't know why they drag this show so much. Actors are married irl. Everyone knows how it'll end.

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>>33508870
Halo lore is weird

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>>33508886
At least its not a downward spiral clusterfuck like kingdom hearts or retarded like a david cage game.

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>>33508908
I like Kingdom Hearts... I'm Pooh's friend.

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>>33508908
>David cage
Who?

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>>33508681
It's time to just accept your fate and stick you dick in the coomer bird.

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I want to start a "whore house" with my wife that's actually just a elaborate dating service.
Would be finny to watch my wife act like a proper madam while in public but behind closed doors she's fuzzing over how cute this couple would be together.

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>>33508939
He made Heavy Rain

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>>33508939
detriot: become human
heavy rain
kinda terrible, and nonsensical with a noble hobo apparently

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>>33508972
I just imagined a monster girl game made by David cage.
I want to unimagine that.

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>>33508972
He made one good game, (Omikron) and that one was good because David Bowie was the creative force behind it.
Speaking of Bowie, how about some Martian spiders?

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>>33508939
A dude who wants to make games more "mature" dispite all his works being summed up as "melodramatic crazy trains"
His works involve>>33508955, >>33508972 omikron the nomad soul, beyond two souls and indego prophesy

>>33508985
No you don't, it will be 15 hours of psychobabble with creepy sex, and not the good kind of creepy sex
And for "maturity" characters left and right will suffer for almost no reason"

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>>33509014
>creepy sex, and not the good kind of creepy sex
Define "good" creepy sex?

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>>33505241
I may not reply every update for one reason or another, but your writing has been one of the few that carried me through these past few years. I hope you've been able to tell the story you want and aren't cutting anything short and hope I see more stuff from you in the future. Would buy this story hardback

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>>33508972
Detroit become human but the portals open and every Android becomes an Automaton

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https://exhentai.org/s/5891eeca97/1859726-1
Childhood friend
Dont worry, it's on topic

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>>33509057

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YUBI YUBI YUBI!

[Anonymous No.]

Threesome with succs

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by buying me the Spawn Compendium so I can bask in the glow of nostalgia?

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>>33509363
This, but with cheshires instead

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>>33509492
Cheshire twins are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

I have returned to love monstergirls and talk about bionicles

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>>33507593
>Rata expects mating press
>Gets set down in his lap and has her tail brushed all night

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I am gonna show up at an undead party, while wearing socks with sandals

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>>33510199
I'm not sure how these threads became a Bionicle colony but I welcome it.
Now where's my Gali Sahuagin?

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>>33506849
>spending all night calming wormy down after she woke up expecting her favorite show only to be greeted by zombie oni gang rape

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>>33510486
>I'm not sure how these threads became a Bionicle colony but I welcome it.
I talked about Bionicles and it turns out some of you guys like them too.
Also I would like to see a Gali Sahuagin.

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>>33507091
>Shoggy exceptionally proud that her shogsub is only 700 calories

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>>33510552
When I was a little lad, during the summer vacation when no school prevented me from sleeping late, I'd stay up at night to watch RAW and Smackdown.
The channel that showed these would run Star Trek the Original Series after the wrasslin'. But before the wrasslin'?
Neon Genesis Evangelion. And the first episode I ever saw?

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>>33510365
Boorish. You go to the zombie table.

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>>33510705
EoE?

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>>33508878
>the day after each season finale is implied skip day across the world
>many wives take it upon themselves to angrily roleplay madam commander doing what they envisioned the plot going towards

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reminder that we will have a new maid dragon season in july, new oppai-loli incoming.

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>>33510776
Nah, just the one where Shinji imagines everyone living a normal high school life.

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>>33510705
>wormy wakes up to eva
>anon walks in, asks what she's watching
>oh you don't understand it? you must be a massive pleb

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>>33509227
now I want to see the others as different mamono too

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>>33506671
>publishes vote results
>out of 100 eligable voters the breakdown is as follows
>43 Rata
>31 Bapho
>12 Alice
>7 Zombie
>6 Kiki
>1 Greenworm
Rata narrowly wins again!

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>>33509521
Dangerous or not. I want it. Even better if they tease me like the werecat in the MGE does

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>>33510365
>goes to undead party
>socks and sandals combo
>for some reason I'm only getting hit on by vampires that swear they're young but use 90's slang like it's cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no muscle wizard lich

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>>33510865
I hope they don't cut anything like they did in Season 1

[Anonymous No.]

SUPPATENKO!

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>>33511096
[Spoiler]Tom?[/spoiler]

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>>33506833
Her mama made the seal, she's the daughter of the ushi-oni in the ushi short

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>>33510879
Ah, right at the end.

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>run right into town square of kitsune run village in zipangu
>just yell "gee I do hope a trustworthy fox could help me get rid of some ESSENCE of mine!"
>you can already see tails stay to wag and ears perking up, weird noises and the sound of snacking lips in the crowd
>"Oh please someone help me I have too much mana and I need to get rid of it!"
What happens

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>>33511380
smacking* I mean

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>>33511380
A thicc MOMMY fox knocks the others down on her way to you, grabs you by the chin, and demands you stick out your tongue

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>>33511295
I'll be their tom, and they're gonna make fun of how easy it is for them to get me horny

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>>33511070
Im calling bullshit, everyone knows us hellhound fags are annoying and everywhere and need to tell everyone about getting bullied by fluff

[Anonymous No.]

big pale wight milkers

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>>33511634
Hellhoundfags were not allowed to be eligable voters

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>>33505241
>Scary Oni ninja is now on his tail
>that Ushi might wake up
>Zutari is now interested
>Voso’s spell might pop at any moment
I swear, the end is gonna be like Reach’s ending... Objective: Survive, with monsters swarming him and throwing down with each other

I have no clue whose gonna win the Mage Anon bowl

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>>33511708
i see no wight, just a real pale holst

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>>33511708
Sorry lady I prefer my women a little more, I dunno, alive? You're very cute though

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>>33509104
>hentainexus is ded
RIP, now you can only fakku stuff from torrents

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>>33511708
What does her milk even taste like?

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>>33511737
Instead of the mamono winning him a return portal opens up and he ends up back here. Truly a modern Icarus.

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>>33511783
curdled and spoiled beyond belief

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>>33511783
Savory.

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>>33511742
Isn't it down for maintenance? It happens from time to time.

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>>33511722
Discrimination! But also fair.

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>>33511885
Dunno, it's been dead for a few days already, and there were news about it being seriously targeted by fakku last month

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>>33511737
>>33511841
He shoulda settled for Gakke. BIG oni knight was CUTE. Awkward and overbearing, but that made her cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girl is most likely to have a clown fetish

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>>33511742
I've seen it go down a few times, I guess this one is permanent?

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>>33511962
Anon is a manthot

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>>33512050
Imagine a human princess getting monsterized and falling in love with the only man who was always honest to her, the Jester.

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>>33511932
UUUOOOOOHHH PHARAOH CUNNY EROI

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>>33512052
Yeah, I think so

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>>33512050

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>>33507513
Take them both back to the cave

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>>33511932
hey, no one said they had a Switch on the desert sabbath!

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>>33511708
I desire a wight with massive milkers that need custom bras.

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>>33512610
Exploring my wight wife's specially built walk-in bra wardrobe, which is bigger than most of the other rooms in the manor.

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>>33512631
>Hmm, should I go with red or black lace today?
>I wonder if Anon would appreciate me going 'bare' in that area as well.
>Ah, front open bras, I must find the arachne that made these again.

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>>33512666
>Wife emerges with her choice, hoping to show Anon.
>Can't find him anywhere.
>Anon has gotten lost inside the jungle, and is living inside of a makeshift bra-tent while he awaits rescue.

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>>33512699
>I was lost in the simple cotton ones for so long, I didn't think anyone would find me.
>"Well, I know which ones to avoid for a while at least."

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>>33512699
>Wight wife eventually finds husband being carried off by a group of zombies that got lost in the bra jungle and started their own tribe
>They bring him to her as a sacrifice to the boobie god, who they worship

[Anonymous No.]

quick, what are six names for fast monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

What would hellhound sweat taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>33512767
species from any setting or named characters?

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>>3351289
the former

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>>33512740
>cave paintings of her areolas on the wall
>why did she feel the need to put a cave network in her bra closet

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>>33512633
>Ogre brawler
>Hellhound hoop thrower
>Bicorn bewitcher
>Lesser succubus slave (which'll evolve to a succubus servant)
That's quite the harem going on there!
Throw in a kikimora mistress and an apophis alchemist and you've got all bases covered!

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>>33512767
Blaze
Sparks
Blink
Uhh... Jackie Chan

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>>33512952
thanks all I need, now anon cockson will be able to do his work godly work

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>>33512740
>I really should get a lich to look into this, the pocket dimension we put in my bra-closet is getting a bit out of hand.

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>>33512832
Salty

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>>33512832
Spicy

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>>33512633
I never thought about a horse using that instead of saddle.

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>>33512921
>wight soon to be wife takes you home to her tomb for the first time
>not really sure what to expect
>turns out that it's basically an underground mansion
>apparently the contractor knocked a hole into the local caverns when they were building the closet and didn't bother telling her
>we should probably get that fixed before a nacho wanders in and gets lost in there

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>>33505128

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>>33506368
Armor can have plumes and hides on it. The profile also talks about adapting to the user, so if you really want mofu armor it will change to become mofu armor.

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>>33513171
I wish this game would get an english option, the designs are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513171
Why are the all so short?

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>>33513204
She looks sharp, and scary

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>>33513204
How frigid!

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>>33513204
DSL

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>>33513204
Perfect if only she wasn’t doing duck lips

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>>33513236
it's a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a monster's nipples until she learns to climax only from them.

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>>33512633
I want this harem.
I really want that bicorn and lesser succubus in particular.

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>>33505128
You wanna hear a weird headcanon?
MGE is a case of unreliable narrator.
The guy writing it is really fucking horny, so he only ever discussed their sexual habits

[Anonymous No.]

would zombie movie scare undead girls?

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>>33513413
>MGE is a case of unreliable narrator.
That part is true though. Monsters are horny sex fiends, but he still is prone to hyperbole.

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>>33513485
Well only if they kill the zombies. If the zombies just kill the people it'd probably be alright because they'd think that they're just giving kissies or something. I've heard horror stories of zombies destroying PC rigs when they see their beloved killing zombies in fucking minecraft of all places.

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>>33513236
all the nourishment goes to their breasts

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>>33513413
>weird headcanon
nigga, thats literally canon, the guides are written from the 2 different viewpoints each with their own opinions

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>>33512633
getting these vibes from that heckhound

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>>33509521
>Cheshire twins
Get ready for them to switch places through teleportation constantly, they'll keep switching until they're both satsified and you'll never know which one's with you at a particular point in time.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87177685

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Hi this is Anon Cockson and This is Donkey Glutes Maximus
>Today is a special day that is why the name of the show changed
>Today we are being funded by Elizabeth the Wight
>I am to be bait so I grabb-I mean drank a shotafaction potion to become the cutest shota around
>I also have the sluttest clothes for a shota to wear
>I was also given Elizabeth's strongest, meanest, toughest, horniest, and most important fastest monster girls.
>These girls were feed aphrodisiacs daily, injected with all the Mamano venom they can take, and strapped to a machine that stimulated them sexual but would always stop right at the climax
>these girls were kept for four years like this as well as never being to masturbate even now until today
>lets check on the girls now shall we
> There are six cages before him and all are shaking and bouncing as the monster girls inside are very eager to get our host
>GIVE ME THAT DICK, I NEED IT, GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE AND UNBIND OUR FUCKING HANDS, GET YOUR SWEET LITTLE ASS OVER HERE.
>now, now girls I'll be letting you shortly after a bit of an inspection or do you want to go to Elizabeth for another four years
>All the noise stopped leaving only the horny panting and sound of saliva hitting the floor
>Now let's inspect our test subjects, starting with subject#1, Annie the Hellhound
>Annie is quite tall and muscular and covered with a lot of scars, her skin is very supple and tastes of...pomegranates, weird
>she has the fiercest looking face of all the girls here, so lets mess with her for a bit
>Anon cockson and stimulates her clit while groping her until she is on the cusp of climaxing and stops leaving Annie in tears
>Annie:WHY, WHY, WHY I WANt RELIEF YOU FUCKER. Anon: wait until the end, okay
>Next is a bicorn named Sophia, she is quite large as well, brimming with muscle.
>just look at her legs, do you feel this muscle, I'm going to feel this monster girl up
>Anon Cockson runs his tongue all around this monster girl as he stimulates both pussys as he gropes her breasts
>This Bicorn has quite the horny taste and is very horny. Just look at her eyes they are bloodshot and wide open
>Sophia asks, Pleas, Please kind sir, let me cum, Anon Responds with " Hi, Cum... I'm Dad
>Our next subject is an Ocelomeh named Blink, she was named this because she was so quick that if you blinked and you missed her
> Look at her ass, it is a beautiful ain't it. It is so large yet, so soft
>Anon cockson proceeds to grope the jungle cat ass as he uses his tongue to lick the top of the cat's uterus stopping before This cat can reach relief
>Blink askes "Please, Pleassssse, master let me be released and allowed to cum" Anon responds when time allows
> We are now onto our four Subject Blaze, a Proud Minotaur
>Let's break that face of proudness now shall we
>Anon Cockson begins to play with the inner thigh off the minoatur and Uses his tongue to lick the areolas of the big cow
> I'll let ya cum under one condition, you have to moo, "fuck off", okay you don't want relief eh, okay " Nno no cme back Ok" now moo, "m-moo", Louder "M-moo moo", Louder, "Moo Moo, Yell It out "MOO MOO"
>Anon Cockson brings her to the edge and makes her believe she will get some relief but stops short
>Blaze askes with tears in her eyes, "why did you lie, why give me hope, Anon responds to this plead with "cause I love to see the look of despair on your faces
>Th last subject is Sparky, she is a tengu
>Sparky says " Please play with me, make my Body a mess, I NEED IT NOW
>NAH
>So ladies, this will be a test of your speed, and for your efforts, You. Will. Be. able. to. do. whatever. you. want. to. me.
>The monster girls got very rowdy and started banging the cages with orders to open the fucking door
> I will in a money
>Anon cockson is now about a mile from where the cages are situated at and presses the button to release the restraits of the monster girls and literally a second later the monster girls were on top of him
>yet he had no fear, he literally disappeared form their clutches and landed on the head of the hellhound bending over to look her in the eye and said "hi"
>He played this dance for quite some while, playing with the bodies of the monster girl, making them ram into each other and objects
>until finally, "I got him" oh no, the cowl
>"Ya ain't got nothing to help ya now"
>The shota responds "I'm sorry oneechan
>All the monsters in unison said Sorry Ain't Gonna Cut it.
>The pounding of this child was said to be able to be heard a city away and could be felt by the monsters in the abyss and the conclusion was that "fast is fast"

[Anonymous No.]

Oh! Oh! Hey Master! Right here Master! Yes Master, over here Master! Click me! Click me Master! Come on, click me Master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513537
I love how yugioh got so many monstergirl archetypes in the last years, anyone here have a favourite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513580
You know when move at the speed of light you live in darkness... and blue ovaries...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513616
>click her once instead of twice

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>>33509521
But what about fully grown wurm twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513680
fully grown? thats a pretty smol Caduceus

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513616
>clicks and drags her to the recycle bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513671
loved this little automaton since she was released back in 2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513413
That's the cannon tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33512832
What would Hellhound milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513779
sweet hot milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513726
Now you have one pouty Kiki in your recycling bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513723
Would dense anon get a nice waifu by accident or would be get bullied constantly by a different MG waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513678

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513616
THOSE FILES AREN'T TRASH STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513847
>Silly Master, you don't need any of this porn! Here, let me get rid of that for you!

[Anonymous No.]

Are MGs susceptible to spiritual or demonic possession? Either my waifu somehow has been possessed by a 1000yo evil fox spirit, or she has significantly stepped up her roleplay in order to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505128
I feel depressed. I just want a fucking hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514003
Fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513934
But some of it has been with me since 2008

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513934
>Implying my Kiki wouldn't take them and study them to figure out what body type she should try to attain to most please me while also allowing her to continue her maid duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514030
Yeah effectively she gets rid of them by quarantining them in a password protected encrypted folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513934
If you're going to delete my porn, you better replace it. Paint yourself purple and put on this snake tail and 4-inch ball gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514003

[Anonymous No.]

Lolis are pretty much easy game because their legs aren't even long enough to leglock you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514010
>Oh silly Master, some people have been sick since 2008 too. Doesn't change the fact that they need a helpful doctor to heal them, even if it's a part of their daily life at this point. Come on Master, it'll be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513671
D/D/D was my favorite. D’Arc and Lamia were pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513580
also he broke two world records for the youngest father, he was eight years old and for the most kids birthed from a harem at once, which was 60 kids in total

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514114
But I can't get off to anything unless its bound and gagged snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514114
I just want to have my meido dress up like Leona from Discipline...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514089
>their legs aren't even long enough to leglock you
[sad alice noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513934
What if they were from artists that nuke their accounts! I provide a service to the community as an archivist!
>Dragon and Griffon nod their head in agreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514213
Now I want a story about a Dragon who hoards obscure porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514205
don't worry alice-chan, your legs are just the right size to leglock my face!

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a idea, name some monster species for a shotacon sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514114
That's just mean, Kiki. How else is an unattractive man like me incapable of courting a woman supposed to relieve himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514301
loli dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514301
Bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514305
that... can be arranged

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514362
She'll teach me how to get a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514411
denser than lead thine head is

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514362
Then put on the ball gag and snake costume!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514301
wight, lich, and vampire as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514089
>their legs aren't even long enough to leglock you
It's more cute and classy like that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513580
>shota
Guess I'll be skipping this episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514301
what about alp sabbaths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514619
Boku no

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514649
OI STOP THAT, I DON'T WANNA REMEMBER!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514671
Give them ice cream

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>>33514301
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age. It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form'. That's how MGs think. (KC)
There would never be an actual group fro that. Monsters don't choose or reject men because of looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514688
OIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514691
It doesn't mean they can't select men normally and cast pedomorphosis on them.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514792
She wields the cursed claw

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514792
Cursed Worm vs Cursed Wurm would be a battle for the ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514317
>>33514343
good picks

>>33514508
I love pears

>>33514619
one of that kind would probably be filled with almost nothing but mamono of the succubus family, since they are the default for this case sans very rare cases

>>33514691
...ok and where I said they had to reject them?
I'm gathering ideas for a fan-made continent within the rules and spirit of MGE and there are a variety of reasons that could lead to a sabbath of this kind without breaking any kind of rule

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would like really hairy men the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514892
monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514792
>>33514803
Oh god it's The Claw!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjs2EHkAkZ0

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514892
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

Before MGE I never considered a girl calling me "husband" cute, hot or lewd.
Now I do. A lot. Thank You KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514856
>variety of reasons that could lead to a sabbath of this kind without breaking any kind of rule
I can think of one, that they think men themselves will be happier that way. What others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514792
Uh oh, big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505241
So this is reaching the end?
I'm proud to have been a part of this, even if just as a reader
Keep up on that post-ending story promise as i'm looking forward to that as much as the ending
In any case thank you for your contribution, this is easily the best story to come out of this general as far as quality and consistency goes
One last Hurrah for team Voso. Our chanches may be nearing 0 but since anon bowl is happening soon might aswell bet all my money on the underdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514892
Any ropurotto loli, they want to return to monke, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514649
>>33514671
I’m going to wait and watch the Pixar adaptation

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514960
an offshoot of The healing sabbath, where men are tended to as children and seen as the only way to fix their broken hearts and minds is to raise them again with a better childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514960
recruitment requests from men who want to relive their youthful days, men with a fantasy for being pampered and spoiled that end up being seduced, tricked or simply convinced to join it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514792
her power level is rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514950
>he's got the "marriage fetish" now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515060
cute mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515053
Her power is MAXIMUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514985
this reminds me, does anyone have any idea whats that about ropurotto's mistery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515112
She was probably a terror of apocalyptic legend in the pre-DL days and has done her best to forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515112
It’s easier to say wan~wan~ than remembered all the scorched land.

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>>33515091
>"Let's see how you fare when it's four on one, monster."
>"Monster? Wurmy is not a monster... Wurmy is, uh..."
>"A genuine cutie?"
>"A true sweetie?"
>"THE BEST GIRL."

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515250
wurny is no monster. eat your slanderous words. she is a cutie patootie

[Anonymous No.]

How do expressionless/calm monstergirls like Lich,Soldier Beetle, etc feel about a man who is similar in disposition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515295
Assuming they’re unmarried,
>I relate to this man more than anyone else in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515250
>>33515269
>OH MY GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515295
they communicate themselves with staring contests

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515060
I bet she's lightwieght and easy to bridal carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515378
forgot pic

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>>33515295
There are no rules like that. In general any man could get any unmarried monster if they tried hard enough and proved to them that they only want them. Monsters may have personal likes or dislikes on a personal level but desire and a man lusting after them with their entire heart in the end is the most attractive thing to a monster.
>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males and the most delicious treat to her. For monsters, basically, a spouse is a being used to empower each other through sex. Ergo, it is not viewed as an absolute necessity that he be “a superior male in his present condition”. They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.
>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515295
Probably fucking hate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515091
I want to see her Maximum Drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515473
Do Nachos use insults like retard and shitstain the way other girls use pet names like darling and lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515555
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515555
I would a Nacho that sarcastically praises me before getting purged of venom and lovingly insults me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I woo the heart of a Cheshire cat by serenading her "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515555
Depends on if they haven't been bitten lately. They generally spend most of their time merged with their husband and only act like that because their are in pain from their venom. They are actually extremely sweet girls deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513047
>Servant boy is told he's done such a good job he's going to receive a reward from Mrs. Wight
>Goes to his quarters
>Finds confused looking Nacho in his room tangled up in some clothes
>By the time the zombie maid comes to his door with the "Good job!" cake Mrs. Wight ordered them to make he's balls deep in a very confused and very upset nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515473
All monsters unconditionally love their husbands 100% even if they may act tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515614
It also works for Werecats and Nekomata

[Anonymous No.]

Does kissing count as cheating? Say, I have a Jinko waifu and she sees me kissing with another girl. Even if zero sex was involved, would she be mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515759
yes you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515759
She would at least be concerned. Why were you kissing her anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515759
In what world does kissing not count as cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515652
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515759
Men can be with other women but it means you are getting a harem. Monster literally can't be with another man so once their bodies change and another monster has fallen for her man even a wisp or shirobebi will begrudgingly accept other monsters into the marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515759
Of course she'd be mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515801
Go back to /trash/ or /tg/ you retard. It's as much part of the setting as monsters can't cheat or feel pleasure from other men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515759
Suddenly Shirohebis don’t seem so crazed to be worried about their man. There’s some dense fucks out there.

[Anonymous No.]

how long would a man who wins any fight with his bare fists last being single and a virgin in the world of mge

[Anonymous No.]

>giving (you)s to obvious bait
>AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505128

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515886
I mean, as long as he has the skill and determination
MGE mechanics mean that the monsters wont go for you unless YOU want it, so aeven so you can take a few L's and not get raped as you get stronger
everybody wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515886
The moment he meets a monster who will seduce him without fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515886
As long as his heart truly wants to remain single. Goddess Eros prevents monsters from raping men who truly do not want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515849
>Shirohebi drinking alone at a bar becomes terrified when she overhears horror stories from other monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515921
whats the point of using mana markers to ward off unwanted species then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515921
how can you fight off slime with your fists

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515974
Fuck dude, IDK
you could just use that instead
That and a genuinly forgot that existed
>>33516005
Pull her appart like silly putty and leave while she regenrates

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516005
using your determination

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516005
punch faster than she can compose herself.

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>>33515974
>28) Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.
The Eros thing isn't real. Monsters find desire the most attractive thing. Monsters can sense desire. If a man isn't 100% again them they will most likely try to use their bodies to show that man the greatness of their body. A mana marker is for if there is one breed you want but don't necessarily hate 100% all other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515809
This mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516047
Its like getting stuck in jelly, the more you struggle, the more surface area, she has to grab and be able to use to manipulate your joints

[Anonymous No.]

oh, she didn't die this time

[Anonymous No.]

hinezumis aprove this threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516094
>succ who kept losing to anon at board games finally found something she can win
well looks like he's going to be gone for a week at the very least

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505241
>Eros ushi out of nowhere
>When Gakke is getting a bit too close to winning
What a coincidence. I hope if Eros was using one of her own in a scheme that ushi at least gets a husband in recompense.
Great stuff as usual. Looking forwards to the conclusion, if you feel pressured don't rush, it's fine to take your time

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what stupid things you can pull of in the monster girl coliseum

[Anonymous No.]

>>33512065
>Saving himself for marriage
Isn't that literally the opposite of a thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505746
Feels like yesterday I was catching up on the amazon attack and waiting for chapter 12. Time flies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33515974
>Don't want to get married
>Even by a change of heart
>Briliant idea
>Look up which monsters don't live in any nearby area
>Ushi Oni apparently doesn't live anywhere close
>Go to the nearest mage
>Ask for a super strong Ushi mana marker
>So strong other girls won't even look at You
>Receive it
>Go about Your day
>Stupid monsters can't do shit to me now
>Bus stops on a nearby parking
>One of those organised tours
>Read the caption on the vehicle
>"Zipangu Institute for Mamono with aggresion problems"

[Anonymous No.]

>BEEG mino girl wins every fight she has with you because she's twice your size and teases you relentlessly about it
>Sit her down to play some fightan games and school her, then tease her relentlessly about it
The endless cycle of playful bulli is a dream of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516223
well someone is going to have a quite good afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516223
>Institute for Mamono with aggresion problems

My dick legit got aroused just by reading that sentence. Yes please. I need a protective monster girl wife with aggression problems so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516094
Why's she so grumpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516248
>anon can't win at monster fighter if I molest him while we play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516264
Needs Weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516264
nah, SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE 6 FEET UNDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516283
In that case let's see her trying to win a wrestle match while being constantly smooched all over her BEEG body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516223

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516264
Replace the puff with a weresheep and you’re golden

[Anonymous No.]

>hoora~

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516248
We'll see how she likes it when I refuse to fight her because there's no point when I can never win

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516467
I hate and love that I'm only able to read it in Alice voice and that it arouses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516265
She keeps getting invaded by Scraping Spears and Baby's Nails at Old Monk by me

[Anonymous No.]

The Dark Souls trilogy is way too fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33506567

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516467
Smiling and pointing at your mouth isn't going to make me give you my hamburger, either ask me to buy you one or sit tight and talk to me like a normal person while I eat lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516553
Only if U suk

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516638
Don't worry Dru isn't interested in your burger. She does however want your dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516705
No I mean the whole decaying world that never gets better and ends in ashes

[Anonymous No.]

>Get ridden into the dirt by an Oni
>When you come to she is just standing over you arms outstretched and calling you a "casual"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516497
My headcanon is that Druella has the same voice as Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516706
My Wendi Flurry? It's literally a special promotion at McManti's today, they're free with a smile at the register or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516765
>she slips a gold wedding ring onto your finger while you lay there, semi-conscious
>"wt rings u got bithc?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516765
I knew I shouldn't have leveled dexterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33506009
>Portals open and things stabilize after an adjustment period
>Big demand for male labour in the other world which at this point is easily recognized to also be thinly veiled marriage proposals
>Some richer monsters have decided to integrate Earth technology to show off their wealth and power, which is a perfect opportunity to capitalize on your mediocre (by Earth standards) talents
>One mans trash is a monsters treasure
>Get hired as a janitor with your trusty ride-on scrubbing machine
>Money, security, and a near-guaranteed wife, whats not to love?
>Boss is some kind of demon warlord
>She's an absolute 13/10 total bombshell and likes to go on long tangents about her power and domain
>You don't mind as you have floors to clean, fuck yeah floors!
>She orders you personally which is fine as all you do is clean the floors. Her castle is massive and has an army of cleaning staff so it's usually a certain part and you're hardly doing it alone
>Although you haven't been able to even get close to a potential wife yet
>Some of the guards and maids are real cuties but you're too nervous to get close and they seem reluctant to approach
>You try to talk to your boss sometimes but she just stutters and turns red then tells you she has paperwork then leaves
I thought a janitor cleaning an evil monsters castle while she gets nervous over crushing on him was funny but I have no idea where I'm going with this. Also seeing one of those miniature zambonis janitors ride cleaning the floors of a mamano castle is a funny concept to me for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516765
>tfw no salamander/lizardman that tells you to "git gud"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516223
Don’t worry anon that’s the graduating class, that ushi is completely submissive and would love nothing more than if you dragged her back to your place by her horns and bred her like a good submissive wife. In fact she’s so submissive she’ll prince carry you back to your home, or even the nearest hotel so you two can get right down to business, she’s such a sub that she’d ride your cock so you don’t have to worry about moving your hips. You’re probably just as hot and bothered for her than she is for you, I mean what sort of man gets a mana marker that strong if he doesn’t want fluffy pedipalps wrapped around his hips leglocking him for creampies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516265

She's the sour demon. It's what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516967
Deceptive ushi-claws typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516720

It is, yeah. The cycle thing is kind of what really seals it. There will always be an undead champion who succeeds, and it will always fade back eventually.

But the saddest part is fighting Sif after killing Manus. Sif recognizes you and doesn't want to fight you, and decides it's better for you to die than to go back into the abyss. Then, during the fight, he starts limping, and you realize you're killing one of the only beings who genuinely gives a shit about you in this dark, fucked up world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516920
>holy shit I want him to ride my ass like he rides that zamboni holy shit just plow me like you're waxing the floors

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516920
>Get a job helping clean and care for ryu shrine
>Not sure why they need extra human labor when the snakes seem to be able to handle everything
>at least the snakes are nice.... like... REALLY nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516967
Isn't the sub supposed to listen when the master says to stop, or put me down? Isn't the sub supposed to listen when he screams out "NOOOOOOOO"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517100
Are you sure she can understand English?

[Anonymous No.]

Giving my waifu a nice pie for dessert!
https://imgbox.com/3LroPMdY#

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517100
But that’s not the safe word, so he still clearly wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517148
>So the safeword is [quick, nearly unintellagable zipangu word] okay?
>what was it agai-
>ushioni.exe engaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517180
>The safeword is Jugemu Jugemu....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM375qYhN0&ab_channel=M.S.Ddirtbags

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck safe words, I want to see how far a monster girl can go. It's not like she will actually hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516497
>>33516813
Yknow at first I thought you meant Lewis Carroll’s Alice and was very confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517131
I've seen enough hentai to know to scream "DAME", "IYAAA", or "YAMETEEEEE".

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517141
Cool what flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517180
Need Ushi.exe logo to go with Kiki.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516720
Teh only thing that never gtes better is Ur fightin skillz, n00b

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517262
THAT WILL ONLY MAKE IT BETTER BECAUSE IT IS HER WEEB HENTAIS THAT WAS ADDICTED TO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516879
u fuckign alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517275
What does Ushi.exe do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517301
EXTREME RAPE TO YOUR COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517141
Based wendigofag

[Anonymous No.]

i believe in _____ supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517301
Detects and deletes pelvis.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
Beastgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
in wurm sumpermacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517301
Ok, this is based.

what is tekeli-li?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
*CLACK*

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517061
'Paperwork' is just her flicking the bean in her office or bedroom whichever is closer to where she happens to be at that moment while moaning the janitor's name

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517301
Does FlayerSoft™ have a new edition of CatName.exe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517414
puppi cunni supremaci

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517301
Is this some kind of joke program in windows? I could have sworn I saw it on my computer, but I can't find it now. Ever since then whenever I sit down at my PC I have this weird sense of impending

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
clawed glove
Imagine having those trace along your spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517065
>Snakes plural
Knowing whitesneks there are some vicious catfights going on behind j'anons back that only the ryu can break up

[Anonymous No.]

when monster are able to have sons, I know one insult that will be used against the sons of ushi oni when they lost " your will is as shattered as your father's pelvis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33506368
>He doesn't have a luxurious armour with reactive furs that feel like a fullbody moccasin
They're called living armour for a reason. They can have actual fur if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517418
Shogs don’t know either.
They only say it because their old masters did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517418
The sound Shoggoths make in the Lovecraft story they are from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517249
Dark Elves have started tracking your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517559
>>33517565

Ah, thanks. Lovecraft-let here, only read Innsmouth, need to read more of HP.

Just read the entry on the Shoggoth from the Lovecraft wiki, which makes me love Shoggy even more have a creature as terrifying and powerful as John Carpenter's Thing as a devoted and whimsical maid-wife is a nice feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

All shall bow before MechaLamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33511311
Is that canon? I know other magus shorts have been tied together but it's interesting to think that they could affect the main story. I know there was the devil but her short was more of a result of the main story than affecting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517583
Spuder bondage and elven whips, a match made in the under empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33507029
>>33507103
He's a rogue, not a fighter. Constantly running away drives his rivals even more wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517583
I like Dark Elves but their profile image doesn't do it for me. Maybe because is an old one.

[Anonymous No.]

what would monster girls do with a feral man, I mean a man who grew up in the wildness like Tarzan, would wights and other noble monsters girls want to civilize him

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517685
Nothing, he'd be too busy returning to monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517632
Does MechaLamia like cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
BEEG

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>>33517750
based and BEEGpiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517728
Apes together strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
P’orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
Tall and muscled

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517769
Hammy-darling!

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>>33512128
Man that would be hilarious with a terrible jester and masochistic princess
>Oh no sir my brassiere appears to be too small to support my royally ample bosom
>"Get a bigger dress you fat retard" short pause before a deadpan "hyuk... hyuk"
>Courtiers laugh uncomfortably at the Jester's verbal abuse while the Princess bites her lip starts rubbing her thighs together under her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
See >>33517769

[Anonymous No.]

Is the dragon cult taking new initiates? After all, all they got left is old liches and zombies left

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
harem supremacy

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>>33517793
God I love high orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33516816
>Wendi Flurry
When I ordered that, a large gorilla hand came out of a void to hand it to me and I swear there was some dark substance swirling around inside the cup. Good milkshake, tasted like cookies and cream with Baileys

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517769
>>33517793
>>33517872
I'm gonna take the baconpill

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513204
Big lips are the devils tools
>>33513268
They can look good so long as the artist doesn't go with the western bimbo look. Kind of like ass where size is nice but its more about shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517265
Pie flavor!

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>>33517896
The portal organizers better send enough of them for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw want be a shota living in a cave and have wight oneesan find me and civilize me
>ywn be taught how to write
>ywn learn to speak and say I wuv you to her and watch her turn purple as she blushes
>ywn be cuddled when you have a nightmare
>ywn have your eyes opened her cooking
>ywn be stuck to her like a monkey
>ywn be told good boy by her when you do good
>ywn grow up and be taller than her
>ywn profess your love to her as a grown man
>ywn see her tear up with joy because of what a fine young man you became
>ywn princess carry to her room and matepress into the bed
>ywn sire so many zombi babies to make a graveyard look barren
>ywn see the delight in her eyes you say I want to make more
Feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.]

It's not "rape" it's "struggle snuggle" now.
Completely legally distinct

>t.Monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513526
>nourishment
I thought they were androids

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518046
There are no valid courts that recognize the term "struggle snuggle".

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517778
Wtf is with those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Return to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518066
Demon courts recognize it.

>>33518046
So is it legal for a man to "struggle snuggle" a single monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518113
No, consent must first be induced through ear-nibbling, womb kissing, or other such means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33513580
On an entirely unrelated note, my wife is opening a brand of Anon Cockson merchandise with all your favorite episodes referenced!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518142
Gonna pin down a demon and start to nibble her ear and kiss her womb-tattoo until she's begging me to fuck her..

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518159
well, we love the spotlight oh so much, so thank you for the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517750
>>33517778
Correct answers

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>>33518159
>buy fake Anon Cockson cowl from the anon's wife merchandise store
>conviniently drop it in Your friends apartament
>he finds it
>excited to try his new powers
>he goes to biker hellhound bar and loudly asks the bartender if she can tell him how to get back downtown, because he's lost and very scared
>as the BEEGest hellhound pushes him onto the ground and tells him she'll make him feel safe he sees the tiny print on the cowl
>"made on the mist continent"

[Anonymous No.]

How do I find a monster girl who isnt horny and just wants to be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518232
Not like the real deal would have saved him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505144
source?

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>>33518271
Huh, I never really got arachnes until now. Cute spider!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518271
>implying you can't be both

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>>33518291
It sounds like a /tg/ autist "nobody is allowed to sexualize monsters" shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the worst jobs you can have in a post-portal world?
>Be a stuntman for a company that wants to make classic human films after the portals
>The sets are constantly being infiltrated by monsters, and you usually have to perform a single stunt countless times because of monsters swooping in and interrupting the scene
>You're out of the job, and are now stuck with several harpies and other monsters that want you marry them as payment for "saving your life"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518350
gynecologist

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>>33518350
Forget the stuntman, think of what the director of those movies who "puts him in danger" so many times goes through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518232
>Glow-in-the-dark Hellhound

Can I run her over with my cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518350
anything working in the sewer, and radio tower technician

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518350
obstetrician
>ma'am, you're not pregnant
>no, getting you pregnant is not part of my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518435
>Be Sanitation Engineer
>Have to fight your way past horny Rats, Slimes, Devilbugs, and the occasional eldritch horror before you can even start work.

[Anonymous No.]

>open a bakery
>have to deal with monsters constantly asking for "cream pies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518350
Working at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It would be filled with Beelzebubs and Greenworms eating everything they could fit in their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518450
dead sewers, plague editon

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>>33518401
Sounds like a good job, you'd get WIFE'd pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518454
Why not take advantage of this and start selling actual cream pies. I bet they would be really popular if you made them in lewd shapes resembling the actual thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518350
That's really cute desu senpaitachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518459
>sir it's been 7 hours, you and your worm have to leave
>I'm sorry but the sign DOES say ALL you can eat right?
>but sir your worm's eating everything we have
>well geez make some more she's still hungry, aren't you sweetie
>muffled uh huh through chewing and smacking noises

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>>33518435
>fend off nosy harpies all the way up the tower
>there is a griffon nesting on top
Can't catch a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518476
>detailed vagina shaped cream pies
genius
youd be rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518333
naw just looking for some less horny MGs. You can do whatever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518494
GET DAT GRIFFON, ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518486
Fortunately for the buffet she'd limit herself to the salad bar, which is relatively high-margin considering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518350
miner of any kind

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>>33518486
god I'd ruffle my wurm's hair so hard while she stuffs herself.
Eat all you want sweety, be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518476
>marry a monster
>become an incubus
>you now have enough cum to fill multiple "cream" pies a day
>you and your wife become obscenely rich selling them to other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518521
MUTTLEY
DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>33514792
>Hand it over. That thing, your dick soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518602
Random monsters wouldn't want to just eat a random guys cum. Especially if he was married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518641
>you and your wife and your wife and your wife and your wife and your wife become obscenely rich selling them to bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518606
>"No Muttley, we can't win fairly! We are villains! Ergo, we have to cheat!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
MINO

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>>33518350
Pizza delivery
>No ma'am, a blowjob is not acceptable payment
>No ma'am, paizuri is not either
>If you didn't have money to pay, why did you order this pizza
>Please ma'am, stop trying to give me a tip by shoving the cash into my pants.
>No ma'am, we do not have a special promotion of "tip for the tip"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
Already seen wight, but undead supremacy please.
I want at LEAST several continents (since MGE world big as fuck) cloaked in eternal night, with pleasure festivals in the countryside, and high class venues of forbidden desires in the cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518641
He's married to a Bicorn and they're just selling them to a few obscenely rich customers willing to pay through the roof.

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>>33516283
The issue with monsters using this logic is that they can't play either while molesting him. Besides unless you're a lamia, kraken, or some other monster that can molest without hands then he's still going to to have his hands open and you aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518486
>Do these sound like the actions of a wurm who had ALL she could eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518667
Monsters don't just eat cum. They feed off of the energy produced during sex with a person they love. Semen contains a lot of essence but they want it from a husband they love.
>I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

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>>33518641
Maybe your random monster, but tell that to my wife and her insistence on milking out a few loads for guests to enjoy with their meal.
They keep talking about the density! It's lewd!

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>>33518500
Well to be honest, most of the monsters in the profiles, setting materials and fan stories stories derived from those are too horny and degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517056
I never felt bad for Sif, even after playing the dlc. She could have walked away at any time, it was her own fault for being in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518712
Then she will just have to force anon to molest her. Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518757
BUTLER-FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

I want to found my own super powerful organization that would impart the charm and indecency of BEEG, STRONG girls to the masses and preach MUSCULAR BEASTGIRLS supremacy.
free gym for the members
Any idea how should I name it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518772
u jelly?

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>>33518712
>Anon thought he was safe from getting molested as a distraction from the video game because that means the minotaur would have to take her hands off the controller
>Anon realized he was wrong when he felt the minotaur tail slide into his pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518772
Pretend it's a vampire in the picture.

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>>33518780
The Pounder.

I'll see myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
The Brotherhood of Kings

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
Meat Lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
group of folk who likes big strong girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
the meat
the pelvis wreckers
The real deal meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518553
little do you know she realized early on that pasta is just made of grains and vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518448
>>ma'am, you're not pregnant
>Have to hang up multiple signs stating "I will be" is not an appropriate legal justification for sexually assaulting the doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518772
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517750

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that sketch of the sad Mino trying and failing to finish the maze on the back of a cereal box?

What other common things would monster have difficulty with? I imagine Manticores, Anubis, and Jinkos might need to use a stylus to use a smartphone...

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>>33518486
Most buffets tend to have subtle 4-6 hour limits to prevent this very situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518827
>Greenworm going to town on the dolmas and antipasto while the manager tears out his hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518837
I remember at least one picture of Anubis having trouble with a phone.

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>>33518807
The Pfounder would be a good title for the original members of the organisation
>>33518812
Very good, I like it
>>33518815
That's nice too
>>33518824
Third one is cool, but I'd rather have it as a joke name rather than the real one.
>>33518831
That's basically what we'd strive for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518837
Not common but assembling miniatures. All pieces superglued to her fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518791
>Implying she wouldn't just sidle up behind and straddle him like a monster college student molesting her highschool freshman boytoy
>Implying the tail isn't going to be wrapped around his waist while she gently squeezes his body with her legs and arms while sniffing his hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517835
i'm unconvinced

[Anonymous No.]

Post some thing feelgood

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518845
Well I assure they're much less subtle about it when me and my Greenworm come in

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518845
Better make that 4-6 seconds.

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>>33518868
>*munch munch munch*
>oh you like those?
>*nom nom* sketti good *chew*
>no wormy that's lasagna
>ohhhhh *smack* lah-za-ga *munch munch*

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>>33519000
>lasagna
Someone post that Cheshire webm pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518837
>>33518896
Not the one I was thinking of, but fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
The way of whey
The Erectus dominate
The guns show
The order Maximus
Los Amantes de la fureza

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518980
Some wights need to be taught the strut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519030
theyre so precious

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519014
https://dump.video/i/S2U7g7.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519030
Were you thinking of this one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517835
she can be my aunt, sister, and cousin all at once with her clones

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>>33519046
it's a little funny you can identify your wife and her general mood by the way her clacks sound, followed by the small clacks of your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518933
What happens when I take a stroll into the Jinko Lands naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518980
Not mine but here. Thought I had a screencap version but can't find it
>>/jp/thread/S21219049#p21224653
>be homeless anon
>you take odd jobs, sing, whatever you can to avoid panhandling
>most of the work you get comes from a certain hellhound
>she walks by every day on her way to work, and often offers you a few bucks to do something, like picking up trash or erasing some anti-monster graffiti
>once in a while she even gets some snacks from a convenience store and sits down with you to chat
>she's pretty obviously lonely, same as you
>you want to say something, but you worry you'll just sound like you're after something
>you decide to just stay silent and be glad to have a friend
>then one night, she shows up late, reeking of alcohol
>"Hey, hey. I'll give you a hundred fuggin' dollars to come home with me. Fuckin'... tease. Dirty cute hobo boy."
>you don't know what to say
>it's not like you don't like her, and $100 is a lot, but still...
>turning tricks? with a hellhound?
>is this really okay?
>"C'mooon. You got a dick don't you? I know you been lookin' at me with those big... big sparkly eyes..."
>you start stammering out a response, but whatever you say, she takes it as a 'yes'
>she scoops you up in her arms and starts nuzzling your face, growling happily as she carries you off
>the friendly old bum from across the street sees what's happening and gives you the most genuine thumbs-up you've ever seen
>followed by a solemn salute
>uh-oh
>one awkward elevator ride later you're in her apartment, waiting on her couch while she starts up a bath
>her apartment is pretty bare, only basic furniture and no decorations
>she grabs you and drags you to the bath, where she scrubs you down and has you shave
>the whole process takes long enough that she actually sobers up a little bit
>it starts to dawn on her what she's doing, but if anything she gets more into it
>once you're cleaned up she roughly dries you off and drags you back to her bed, shivering and huffing with anticipation
>she strips, then pulls you in for a long, deep kiss
>a really, really long one
>wait...
>oh
>she's passed out on top of you, absently licking your clean shaven face as she mutters in her sleep
>there's only a thin blanket over the two of you, but she's still so warm
>is this all she wanted?
>this isn't so bad...
>you feel safe
>maybe this is okay
>her chest fluff smells like whiskey, but it's sweet, too
>like brown sugar
>suddenly you feel very tired
>oh, well
>you pass out to her hugging you close, her breath rolling over your skin and keeping you warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519086
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519115
My soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519090
Brb buying several hundred.
>>33519102
The demon silver heels stay ON during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519090
Her favorite game is Worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518980
>>33519115
Part two. Think I confused the screencap with another similar story about a hellhound warming a guy up on a bus. I have that too so I'll post it as well
>>/jp/thread/S21219049#p21224896
You thought that was it?
>wake up refreshed and relaxed, but still sort of confused
>it takes a moment for you to remember what happened, but it's not a big shock when you do
>she's still right where you left off, draped over you and pressing your face into her chest
>her tail is swishing lazily, and you can't tell whether or not she's still asleep
>you tilt your head and see one picture on the wall, of a young woman with messy, matted black hair and dressed in shabby, tattered clothes
>dated three months ago
>wait a minute...
>you hear a spark crackle, and look back up
>her eyes are open, and now flickering with warm yellow flames
>she's also biting down, hard, on her lip
>looking straight at you
>and she doesn't seem all that hung over, either
>"m-morning." you stutter
>as soon as the word leaves your mouth, though, her long tongue pushes in
>the things you were expecting to happen over the course of the night seem to happen all at once
>she reaches down as if to strip, realizes you're both already naked and settles for tearing away the sheets instead
>she flies into a frenzy, her tongue working you over as she mounts you, her claws digging into your shoulders
>somehow she manages to be very gentle and absolutely ravage you both at the same time
>everything about her is soft, yet firm
>burning hot, yet also pleasantly warm
>you end up just sort of getting lost in her for a while
>you don't even need to move that much, just the act itself is enough to get her howling
>she spends the better part of the day wordlessly fucking your brains out, only punctuated by the occasional feral growl
>then the frenzy wears off, and she just stops
>for a good long while the only sound is the both of you, panting
>she lifts herself off, stares for a minute, then just starts talking
>"You can probably tell I'm... pretty new at this, huh?"
>she explains herself, how she was homeless too, how she monsterized and found work, and how she only just moved into her new place
>and how she immediately wanted to rescue you, too
>she strides off to grab her wallet, and starts fishing around for a $100 bill
>"Oh, hang on, you don't have to... ahh..."
>you want to turn her down, it feels wrong to take it, but you really can't
>then she smiles
>"...adoption fee." she laughs, and gives you a gentle kiss on the forehead
>years later, after you make the local headlines with your wedding, you start seeing fewer and fewer homeless people on the streets
>you start hearing about homeless in other cities carrying signs that say "free to good home"
>maybe some other monsters started picking up strays, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
Los bestias

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519076
Thanks
>>33519114
Wholesome matrimony

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519090
That's fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to train to become an extremely strong energy manipulator so I can role-reverse leveldraining monsters before 'filling' them back up again!
I probably couldn't practically get strong enough to overcome a 'matured' Wight, but a 'young' one would be in for a big shock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519142
Worms is fuckin great game, she has good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519179
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519090
Did she tape the bat to her claws? Might have been easier to just design a bat she can grip...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518521
More good qualify griffon fan art is always welcome. Not sure we've seen a smug one before.

I've always loved the aesthetics of griffons, monster girl and otherwise. Indeed, it's to the point that I hope there is shapeshifting magic a griffon can learnt to adopt her primal form temporarily, simply because griffons in their original forms make such awesome mounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518980
>>33519115
>>33519157
Heres the bus one.
Not even a big hellhound guy, they're just very good greens. Still looking for a screencap of a greentext I saw here once about a demon "raping" a guy and then teasing him about having a demon daughter then reality sets in and she gets nervous about her pregnancy and the two become a couple and have a happy ending. If anybody has it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519160
I wish to pat her catty pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519204
Don't say you heard this from me but they don't actually play baseball at all, I heard Greenworm Anon just rounds them all up, makes them pose for pictures, throws some stats on the cards, then takes them out to eat a team dinner after "winning", and in this league there's no winners or losers to have no hurt feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505128

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519204
I'd rather duct tape her panties in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518933
how much mischief can one get up to in those hallowed grounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519039
>>The Erectus dominate
>Go to museum with dragon wife
>She points at a model of homo erectus and says "that's you" with a mischievous smirk
>Later you point at a display of a pterodactyl and do the same
>Dragowife starts giggling and snorts which makes you laugh and her giggle harder
The dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>33510313
>When you wanna get amazon positioned from your loli but she won't do it otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

#>>33519115
thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519356
What panties? Greenworms are typically naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519385
>have BEEG griphon wifey
>take her to middle ages museum
>everytime You see weird medival painting of a griphon makingaa weird face, point and tell her
<Hey babe look It's You!
>getting fucked into a human shaped dent in bent in the evening was totally worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519484
>beeg
This isn't necessary with every post

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519497
I really, really dislike the word now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519511
Yeah, the word itself is fine when it was used rarely to emphasize in greentexts but seeing it every other post is really grating

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519497
It's overused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519497
>>33519511
>>33519533
>>33519573
Good words to replace “BEEG” with, go!

[Anonymous No.]

Human boys belong beneath strong monster hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
>large

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
Frankly, making any particular word the replacement sounds like a bad idea. I think that if muscle monster appreciators want to show that love, they should put in the effort to use words that work in the particular instance of context.
In other words, open a dictionary, your wife's the meathead, not you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
brickhouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>33517369
GHOULS

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
mchuge

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519614
ok but what if my monster isn't all that strong and may or may not have hips? do i still belong below or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33505241
If there's going to be an alternate ending epilogue for the oni sisters, I wonder how that would be done. Each one gets their own short story in one larger story? Anon gets taken/takes all four at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
>replace
Just have variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518500
Mantis girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
Just say 'big' or some other apt descriptor that fits the situation retard. This isn't tumblr, reddit, or some roleplay site where we need to substitute normal words with meme words to sound quirky
>>33519707
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519672
Human boys belong beneath strong* monster hips**
>*Does not actually need to be strong
>** does not actually need hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>33518780
Outer Gyudon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
Military-grade

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519594
I agree with the others in that we should simply describe using the multitude of words we have at our disposal. that said, the ideal size is simply HUEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519716
thanks for the clarification drago-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519750
Industrial strength

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I try to spank my P'Orc gf? I'm not usually into that sorta thing, but recently she's been walking around in just my hoodie and a thong, and her big pink butt is just so smackable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519620
>>33519707
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519755
'Yum' is a good general descriptor

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519282
Thank you for posting my text anon, it makes me happy people liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519770
She'll let out a little eep that makes your cock diamonds instantly. Downside is, your pants are coming off, even if you were busy with something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519750
I really like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519782
I prefer scrumptious when I lick the sweat of my beefcake wife's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519750
Oh, so she's composed of cheap meat, but overpriced as hell regardless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519750
>>33519759
Two of the best Automaton types

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519711
thats pretty close anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519810
No, because she's rough, tough and will keep You up all night

[Anonymous No.]

Human men belong wrapped up in fox tails.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah hmm that makes sense I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>33519947
ok but what if my waifu is not a fox but may or may not have a tail depending on how you look at it, do I still belong wrapped in something?

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>>33519879
What do mantis girls like to do when not hunting? Do they have hobbies, or do they just work and train all day?

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Imagine a 2 tailed foxgirl trying to fly like tails

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>>33513223
Theres a planned global release this year but no set date yet.

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>>33520025
you ditch your waifu for a fox ofc

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In a future MGE RPG update...

S
T
U
D

S T A L L I O N

QUICK LIKE A RACE HORSE

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>>33520126
I kind of like her too much. Maybe we can come to some sort of compromise? Like count her as an honorary fox or something? I really don't want to break any laws or something.

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>>33517414
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1614810336934.webm

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The pain of a shattered pelvis is like a pinprick compared to the dull ache of not having a loving mamono to squeeze you tightly.

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>>33520275
BULL

Anyone else plays the demo and feels compelled to have sex equal ammount of times with both girls? If KC adds 100 waifus I feel I'll spend years on this game just making sure every girl gets equal piece of me frequently.

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>>33519790
Thank you for writing it

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>>33520315
make her wear a fluffy tail

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>>33520315
DON'T TRUST THEM GREEWORM ANON
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY WIFE

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>>33520466
i see nothing wrong with this

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>>33520466
>Complaining about new ears and a new tail to molest
Idunno, seems like an upgrade

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>>33520506
You bastards have increased morning haircare time by at least three hours!
My wife has places to be! She doesn't want to be lovingly combed and cared for by her husband for that long! It'll melt her brain!

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>>33520315
Fluffy caterpillars exist, they are just extremely venomous

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>>33520537
Go on...

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>>33520546
They hide spines in their fluff that would leave you bed-ridden

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How would you design a family sitcom program to appeal to the monster girls living in demon realms all over?

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>>33520575
Shogfeld

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>>33520575
Cosby show

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>>33520575
Manticore in the Middle

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>>33520575
Everyone hates matango

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I want a jinko that desires to be taken seriously as a fighter despite having massive breasts.

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>>33520566
Well that's no fun, how are you supposed to sleep in bed with your little cuddlebug? Does the power of love take care of that?

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>>33520575
Please give me monster girl Frasier

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>>33520566
Greenworm subspecies that instant losses you?
i couldn't ask for more

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>>33520604
>getting made fun of at the colosseum due to her large inverted nipples

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>>33520315
Take the magic pill. Vixin insignia is plenty great.
And my waifu just finished up the prototype of an enchanted item that emulates the insignia's major effects, for those that don't like too many tattoos.

It certainly helps to have plenty of mofu and...things...to wrap around me.
Is it normal to start making "kon" noises and hand symbols? She's probably just pretending, right? Or just leaning into the roleplay...as she milks me dry again and again...

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>>33520537
Well there are fluffy caterpillars without poison too. A famous one in the states is the woolly bear caterpillar.

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>>33520641
>Oni laughing at her, asking if she needs some 'help gettin' 'em out' just to get suplexed.
>Announcer joking about how she has two 'big surprises' while the Jinko glares from the arena.
Poor girl is buff and the best of her school but everyone just thinks about her absurd bust instead.

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>>33520610
I thought all fluffy ones were venomous and I was wrong >>33520662

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>>33505241
Calling it now, it ends in harem and Zutari gets sloppy lasts

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>>33520575
*knock* *knock* *knock* “onii-chan?”
*knock* *knock* *knock* “onii-chan?”
*knock* *knock* *knock* “onii-chan?”
bazinga

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>>33520667
that reminds Anon Cockson needs to fight in the coliseum

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>>33520575
The Office with an Anubis in place of Dwight Schrute.

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>>33518780
Simply BEEG of course:

Boy
Excited over
Enormous
Girls

How would MGs react when they find BEEG, the first human x monster organization that was founded by human males and not monsters, is about tall muscle girls?

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>>33520763
I would marry an autistic super genius Baphomet.

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>>33520575
Brady Bunch with the wife being an Echidna with all their kids being different races of monsters