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>> No.33535970

Flatfish are wholesome and cute.

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How would you react if you saw people laughing at your Jinko wife because she doesn't know how to read and write? She is in a corner crying.

>> No.33536084

Take her home and teach her.

>> No.33536094

>someone is fucking getting the shit kicked out of them and I'll go home to teach her

>> No.33536103

Gonna teach her how to read so she can read bedtime stories to our cubs.

>> No.33536151

I would tell her it's fine because she's fluent in the universal language of love :)

>> No.33536160

I love my flatfish waifu

>> No.33536169

Really enjoying the Bonkle posting--found a YT link to the Mask Of Light movie, so I'll be enjoying that later.

>> No.33536187

Flatfish are skilled underwater fighters and hunters.
Let her swim for a bit and she'll come back up with a big fish for dinner!

Even if she's one of the 'not so flat' fish.

>> No.33536224

Why is Nami so angery.

>> No.33536241

because she's C tier at best in both the waifu list and the viability list

>> No.33536261

Shes at least B tier in the waifu list.

>> No.33536275

She's a solid B+. It's not Ahri or Kai'sa but she's not bad.

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Honestly I'm sort of glad that some of you guys like bionicles.
And I'm happy you enjoy the bonkleposting, anon.

>> No.33536302

I guess. I will say the recall that Wolf picked for his skin makes me diamonds in the most odd way.

>> No.33536309

What would happen if I fainted in the middle of a demon realm?

>> No.33536319

you'd eventually wake up

>> No.33536329

>where did my pants go?

>> No.33536343

You'd wake up feeling drained

>> No.33536359

You would possibly wake up with a wife like the Imps dragging passed out men off from around the inn in the MGE RPG.

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>this piece of ass is sitting on your lap when you wake up

>> No.33536377

You wake up in a Grelia Sabbath hospital where the doctor is telling you to watch your health more before they kick you out.
Don't question why a percentage of your gold is gone.

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I think Jinko wife would just bodyslam them for dishonoring her.

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Befriend Dorf then leave your bedroom door unlocked at night.

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>Hey, Anon. Guess what we are gonna do.
>It starts with "r" and rhymes with grape.

>> No.33536459

we're gonna rate something?

>> No.33536526

What are you gonna reshape?

>> No.33536545

W ant to be the big spoon to a bigger Manticore. I want to caress and massage her until her purring makes my whole body vibrate.

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Reposting the second chapter of my pharaoh story: https://pastebin.com/idQbFCm5

I do not have enough images of the pharaoh.

>> No.33536554

Your pelvis.

>> No.33536565

I don't remember us discussing retaping or relandscaping so what is it?

>> No.33536606

>Go watch the river on a nice day at the folks house.
>Don't get to watch a flatfish guard in full hunting regalia stride from the water, look around, and start eating on the dock before surprising her with a wave.
Life is cold and boring at times.

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>Doctor Grelia, do you want me to order a rape kit?

>> No.33536639

Oh that's a shame, I thought we were going to rape.

>> No.33536648

>We found a man unconscious in the woods, missing gold and with his pants down. What makes you think I need a kit to figure out what happened?

>> No.33536683

so doc, I am cleared to go, I gotta deliver a package

>> No.33536702

She'd probably tell you to go and just to be careful.
Also to stay out of areas you aren't the right level for.

>> No.33536736

Ok, I got to deliver, *looks at mail list* Anon to someone to Dreullaa something, I don't know, but do you how to get this street, Druella's pl 1234

>> No.33536762

That's a good breast size for snek

>> No.33536793

You know your Jinko wife is mad when she is wearing clothes that cover her abs.

>> No.33536805

Is someone here willing to write a story about my waifu and me? I am willing to pay 30 dollahs.

>> No.33536816

who's your waifu

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>> No.33536883

I want to spoil my wurm rotten

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Yeah boyim, stay outta the Steppes if you're not ready for it.

>> No.33536939

what is steppes

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Need a Mamono this tall

>> No.33536969

I now know why God gave us hands by looking at this sacred image

>> No.33536970

Hmmm myes, I must take this under careful consideration

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It's where the Khergit Centaur clans reside and their many aggressive man taking bandits.

>> No.33536979

I want to see one of those cheeks turn pink

>> No.33536996

Can I be their Gengis Khan

>> No.33537001

A wurm has to be at least 20 feet from head to tail.

>> No.33537033
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I am really proud of how this turned out. Especially the body contour. Jabberwock next.
Titania Anon, I hope I did Your waifu justice.

Can anyone point me to any good drawing tutorials or courses? Maybe I'll get into it and the thread will get a new drawfag.

>> No.33537054

Pure. Steppe. Waifu.

>> No.33537071

what should Anon Cockson do next?

>> No.33537074

copypaste inbound

Anatomy for Sculptors

Michael Hampton - Figure drawing

Loomis stuff (Dont let the memes discourage you, the guy has multiple books, he's just the intro to most)

Hard fundies (No anatomy or the sort, but perspective, line control, lines and ellipses, technical stuff like doubling lengths in perspective, 1/2/3-point perspective, etc)

Scott Robertson - How to draw

Ernest R Norling - Perspective made easy

Quick roadmap here. Anatomy for Sculptors is pure anatomy. If you're looking for muscles and fat pad locations and bones and all that, that's your go-to.
Hampton and Loomis are a good core. Keep em in hand, use the former in conjunction when you don't know what exactly goes on under the skin.
Scott Robertson is for the more technical stuff. Were it a videogame, it's be the code aspect rather than graphics or sound or whatever. Teaches you line control, symmetry, symmetry in perspective, foreshortening, so on. Norling's is more focused on perspective.

>> No.33537076

>happily flapping wings
It's beyond good my friend, thanks a lot.

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Normal Unicorns are Enchanted Forests anon. All you'll find in the Steppes is the rough and tumble variety.

>> No.33537086

nice job

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You know, I've just realized something.
The current DL's rule started around thousand years ago. There are canonically monsters that are thousand years (if not more) old that are still single.
This means it is entirely possible that the first lilim is still single.

>> No.33537095

meant for >>33537033

>> No.33537097

I want to know how long he managed to survive in the ghoul pit with nothing but the chastity cage on. Rumor has it they're still gnawing away at it.

>> No.33537103

donate sabbath engraved clothing to the nearest orphanage

>> No.33537112

They pretend to be rough in tough but they all melt into babbling maidens after one good brushing.

>> No.33537115

There's a drawing improvement thing on /monster/ if you want to look there, here have a cursed link https://smugloli.net/monster/

>> No.33537119

Druella is single and she's the fourth child, it's entirely possible that her older sisters are christmas cakes too.

>> No.33537127

Simple, she is leading the portal research division because she wants (you)

>> No.33537158

He was the wielder of the cowl, he now has a harem of ghouls. and the cowl has another user

>> No.33537176

I don't care about Lilims but I like to imagine my waifu is an ancient virgin that is so old she became undead. I also like to imagine it has made her completely yandere and clingy she would put your average Wisp or Shirohebi to shame.

>> No.33537178

She's secretly running the Order. That's why they never do anything right.

>> No.33537189

This dude named Medusafag does written commissions. They has a Wordpress site, and he should be near the first result if you search them. Commission info should be on there

>> No.33537196

I would, but the sabbath has blacklisted me from gaining any access to magic artifacts after the time I called a Bapho a baby

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>Hi, I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>Play Simon says with Ushi-oni triplets
>"Simon says remove your seal"

>> No.33537257

I thought the oldest Lilim is the one running the Order.
Uhhh, I'll keep it in mind I guess, thanks.
Thanks a lot Anon, I'll give those a read.
Is that You Titania bro? If so then I'm relieved that You like it.

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Feel like hitting up the local amusement park but are afraid of feeling all alone in a crowd of people? Consider Greenworms! The amusement park is a great place to bring a Greenworm because it has all of their favorite things in one place - good food, fun experiences without having to do to much, and most importantly, a good friend!

Greenworms actually adore amusement park food. They typically have plenty of options that are meat-free and taste good, which are the two real priorities that come with Greenworm food choice. I'm sure your Greenworm will adore a nice sweet funnel cake or two as the two of you enjoy your time together at the park! Along with the food being ideal, the rides themselves are fairly attractive to many Greenworms as well. They can experience the exhilarating thrill of moving at high speeds and doing death-defying twists and turns, which they typically are incapable of doing due to their body restrictions. With the increase in Sabbath prevalence in the world, worrying about her not passing height restrictions is no longer a problem, as many parks allow shorter mamono in as long as they're accompanied by a man. This means that you and your Greenworm can experience any ride in the park that you wish without having fear of being turned away! More of the scared type when it comes to ride? Don't sweat it! Greenworms make excellent comfort buddies, which you can gently squeeze if you feel anxious. Their huggable bodies will relieve you of your fear in no time!

Recently, I thought about heading out to the amusement park, so after asking my Greenworm if she wanted to go, we headed over to JinkoLand, the brand-new park built right outside the city. The park itself was manned by countless Jinkos, which makes sense considering the name of the park, who all provided great service to the park customers. If one wanted, he could be personally carried around on one of the staff's shoulders, so as to not pass out from heat exhaustion or fatigue. I declined of course, because I had planned on traversing the park with my beloved Greenworm clinging to my back. After riding some of the more low-stakes rides like the Hatter Teacups, we decided to go all in on the biggest roller coaster the park had to offer - Mount Jinko. During the almost endless ascent up, my Greenworm started to look increasingly nervous about the ride, so I decided to put my arm around her and hold her close. I told her that the ride was well built by some very built Jinkos who know what they're doing, so it was all going to be safe. Even I wasn't prepared for the whoosh that followed, with the coaster being so intense that it knocked my breath away. Afterwards, we managed to stumble over to the food area to have some refreshments. You should have seen the look on the Jinko cook's face when I ordered 7 funnel cakes just for my Greenworm alone!

After eating and doing a few more attractions, we decided to do one more ride - the Sahuagin Rapids Log Ride. The two of us loaded into a log and off we went through a long stream of water, occasionally getting sprayed by Sahuagins with water cannons as we rushed along. Afterwards we sat at the bench outside the ride completely soaked laughing from the fun we just had. I looked over at my Greenworm with her damp hair, water still dripping off her chin onto the pavement below. She was slowly breathing from her mouth with a few drops of water resting ever so slightly on her lips. I instinctively took her in my arms and held her close. She didn't say anything, while I mentioned that I just wanted to hang on to this memory for a little bit longer. We then somewhat awkwardly detached and decided to head on home after taking a complementary picture with the JinkoLand sign while being carried by a big strong Jinko, which they use for advertisement purposes.

The experience of going to the amusement park is one I won't soon forget, especially because I got to spend the day with my cute and precious little Greenworm. I believe that you too will cherish the memories of your cute Greenworm's face after having such a fine time. So what are you waiting for? Why don't you go to the amusement park with your Greenworm right away!

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God I love ratas

>> No.33537282

The first Lilim is the oldest unless we're getting into time travel.

>> No.33537304

>I thought the oldest Lilim is the one running the Order.
What? The order is just humans being lied to by it's leadership and the current chief god. The first Lilim runs a prison.

>> No.33537324

Based monster girl dreams poster

>> No.33537352

what's this from?

>> No.33537401

Are you sure? I know there is supposed to be a prison run by a lilim but I don't recall it being stated that it is run by the first one.
IIRC it is run by a lilim that was born/conceived while the DL was in Zipangu, or am I mixing it up and it is just the prison that is in Zipangu?

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>> No.33537436

Can I ask one of the Jinko attendants to ride with me? I love Ferris wheels, bit it's not as much fun to go just by yourself...

>> No.33537455

W-what do you do to end up in such a prison?

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>people just kind of forgot about her

>> No.33537475

Yes but remember you are only allowed to have a max of two attendants in the car with you at once. Not because it would be rude to have more, because they want to come with you as well, but because of park rules it would put you and the ride's safety in question if you rode with more. Guess they are afraid that more than 3 in one gondola could way the machine down or something!

>> No.33537481

Use condoms outside of "Ooooh nooo don't rip off the condom before you mount me what if you get pregnant nooooo" scenarios and other broken condom play things

>> No.33537483

The only canon Lilims besides the unknown profile one are the first (which runs a prison based on or named hell or something like that), the 3rd (the Queen of Hearts), and the 4th (Druella). Mari is maybe semi canon.

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>> No.33537511

That fox is not yet ripe for breeding and I don't have the patience to wait, sorry.

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What happens if I nibble on the tip of a lilim's tail?

>> No.33537537

Immediate maximum level arousal, prepare your pelvis.

>> No.33537538

Most of this is hearsay from what I understand came from something like a conversation between Exet and KC or something and is extremely hazy on details and may not be real but it sounded like it was maybe for the "complete scum beyond redemption" and even then they were trying to rehab them because that is how monsters think.

>> No.33537539

just bribe their kiki maids to occasionally sneak out some of their used garments.
I have an entire wardrobe filled to the brim with panties and they still haven't noticed a thing, I will never understand rich kids

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>> No.33537557

Also to the anon that wanted the Texas Red and Sheriff Wight story, it's going to take a little more time. I intended for it to be a quick ~700 word thing but it ended up ballooning to over 1000 and I'm not close to finished with it yet. So it'll probably done sometime in the next few days and it'll be a pastebin link or something, whatever works the best to host it.

>> No.33537563

Good shit

>> No.33537567

probably cum your balls out, lilims are extremelly op

>> No.33537581

>The first Lilim runs a prison.

Wrong, that is the second one.

>> No.33537595

Apparently it is where legitimate evil men (dont know if women too) that are not killed are sent, its called "jigoku", but you can still be redeemed and find a waifu there, in fact it is apparently how you get out of there.

>> No.33537666

Thanks, didn't see this in the last thread

>> No.33537753

Ten bucks the first lilim is a loli.

>> No.33537782

I don't think it's even clear. All this comes from a tweet or conversation that is mostly hearsay. The only detailed Lilims in canon other than the profile are the Queen of Hearts and Druella.

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There's probably plenty of attendants, so just ask! I heard there's a strongfat one that's really been hoping somebody would ask her to help out...

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>lilims are extremelly op
This is lilim propaganda. I've spent months learning from an expert and she's even helped me defeat three in simulations; I don't know where she got the fake horns and tail though. The smug aura they exude is a defense mechanism to conceal their weakness. In reality, they can be defeated easily in a number of ways. Such as grabbing their tails, teasing their pointy ears, or holding bother their hands at once.

>> No.33537962

Create a massive motorcycle/tricycle with a truck engine as a motor and start doing Evil Kneivil-esque tricks in the middle of the makai to get all the protective mamono after him.

>> No.33537976

You're right. I found the tweet.

>> No.33537983
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Get an oni then

>> No.33538003

What happens in that prison though? Can I volunteer to go there?

>> No.33538009

Get a Manticore, Hellhound, stuff like that. Sort of buff rapey girls are all usually tall.

>> No.33538011

will do and make it hit 250 mph and burnouts

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>> No.33538023

throw eggs at harpies, you are literally bathing them in menstruation blood.

>> No.33538029

what to name it and what building should I jump over for max panic

>> No.33538036

Maybe one or two RATO boosters on it as well.

>> No.33538052

"Charles Darwin? More like Narles Fartwin" and the Demon lord's palace.

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Aunster is lonely anon, wont you watch some Real Housewives of Dragonia

>> No.33538056

fuck it give me the strongest things you can smack on it for maximum speed

>> No.33538081

Do you think my landlord would let me break my lease if my beefcake mino wife was too tall for the ceilings?

>> No.33538103

RATO boosters are probably it, biggest you can stick on it. Hopefully it doesn't end up like the JATO rocket car but it'll definitely attract a bunch of the protective type.

>> No.33538108

Of course I would, anything for my auntie! She's been pretty lonely since her friends moved on and got husbands, she needs someone to talk to. I've watched where episode while I pour her a glass of wine and give her a shoulder massage. She's kind of quirky because she wants a good night kiss on the cheek before I head home, but we're just family so I don't think to much about it.

>> No.33538139

>attack her erogenous zone
>you get mindbroken
Man, demonic mana is bullshit
>Lilim hands typed this post
This is indeed lilim propaganda, trying to lure in heroes with promises of an easy victory, kinda like a ghoul telling you that in order to defeat her, you have to hit the back of her throat with your dick.

>> No.33538144

I will put 30 of them on it

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>> No.33538179

Take your time man!

>> No.33538180

Probably. Even if she is shy and adorable she could probably intimidate him into letting you out.

>> No.33538194

>looks at adventuring guide that the helpful wight sold him
>the ghoul's weak point is it's uvula! find something long and hard to poke it with!

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Kunoichi are for ___

>> No.33538269

sensually stripping them out of their vacuum tight ninja assassin outfits and putting on a pair of mom jeans and a white v-neck and telling her what a great mom she's going to make and you can't wait to rock the baby you two make together to sleep

>> No.33538301

While searching KC's twitter for "prison" I did find something about imprisoning humans too dangerous to set free.
I also found an interesting post of him telling someone explicitly that "cradles" are not canon and are from a fan fiction.

>> No.33538305

Easily defeating and humiliating after their flashy entrance into your home

>> No.33538313

some info on the demon lord's palace pls

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There's no way a lilim has time to sit on here and create false information! We have kingdoms to run and that means there's no time to post on Zipangu calligraphy forums!

>> No.33538357

Enjoying the unique scent of their fermented bodily fluids after they've worked the whole day in a skintight suit

>> No.33538372

I can't read moonrunes.

>> No.33538389

will be blasting speedking as I do

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I am willing to let all the Ushi-Oni into my house, on the condition that they will play with my Bionicles with me.

>> No.33538412

It's big, kinda gothic but with hearts and shit. A lot of lilims, big pink cloud/mist hovering over the area.

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>> No.33538453

good enough, and how badly would they react to this

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>> No.33538479

Senko that kicks your balls and calls you pig

>> No.33538495

Like that would stop them from deep kissing him until he relented

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>Doing raid planning with group
>Hakutaku nerd is doing equations and shit to identify our chances of success
>Some other nerd fucks are trading gear for an extra 70 mana
>Already went to Jubjub Fried Chicken and halfway done with my extra large thick thigh bucket
>Think if I man up and charge in they'll just go
>Boy was I fucking wrong
>Everyone shits the bed getting swiped by sabbath dragons left
>Most popular prestige class of our guild becomes the dragoon
>Luckily I escape due to op defense abilities while everyone is yelling at me
>Go home and enjoy the rest of my chicken till next week for another raid
>Get letter in mail telling me I'm out and there will be no appeals this time
>Think they're joking but guild leader tosses me whatever loot I put into the bank and tells me off before going back to cuddle with his dragon
>Stuck with no guild now, I got kicked out of practically every other guild in the land and this was my last shot
>I dread that I'd have to debase myself to use LFR, but I know it's hopeless anyways
>The wait time for a DPS is already longer than the amount of time it'd take for a zombie to naturally become a wight
>Besides no group would want a human DPS, boys are delegated to healing and maybe the weird off tank for the healer monsters to fawn over
>I refuse to reroll into some sort of healslut or wannabe tough guy I just want to do damage
What he fuck do I do?

>> No.33538513

>meet your monster gf's wife
>she is disgusted that her daughter hasn't taken away your freedom and make you a very obedient sex slave
>she peruses to train you herself if her daughter isn't going to do it
>daughter gets really pissed off at her mother
>the cycle of visiting your partner's mother, getting trained, and being rescued by your partner continues on

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>> No.33538522

>until he relented
>implying he has a way to get the cage off

>> No.33538524

be a human nuke or train fist until it becomes a nuke

>> No.33538542

Large pregnancies.

>> No.33538559

Just live the easy life in the forest with me friend, no raids here just hanging out with the local creatures and pointing people in the direction of raids and whatnot. They need a big dick dps to plow through the forest because they want to get to the raids asap before other guilds. Only caveat is that you have to get along with the worms, the boss throws a fit every time someone even slightly disturbs them.

>> No.33538566
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>implying anyone forgot

She's not eternal like Liru is but Pepperidge Farm remembers anon.

>> No.33538573
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how hot do you think a salamander's spats get?
asking for a friend

>> No.33538582

>Be in dungeon with monster party
>Get scratched up from unavoidable damage because boss mechanic
>healer dumps a massive heal onto you
>meanwhile tank is getting mauled
>For the eighth time this dungeon
I just wanna get the loot, but something tells me that I can take a nap after this fight and when I wake up they will still be arguing

>> No.33538590

Stop playing MMOs (Monster Mammaries Online)

>> No.33538591

Well it depends, how many spanks in are we?

>> No.33538603
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Science has yet to determine the answer to this question, more research is being done as we speak, and we need YOUR help to advance the scientific community

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serving their husbands with their bodies

>> No.33538665
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Oh? Awfully cocky for someone with such kissable lips, aren't we!?

>> No.33538667

Suit stretching with pregnant bellies.

>> No.33538679
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Should I train on weaker snakes before trying to defeat an Apophis or would I be a high enough level to go straight to the desert areas?

>> No.33538684

succ, we have been through this last time, ya chickened out last time and I ain't thinking ya gonna change

>> No.33538698

I want to be a high level order general and get "assassinated" by some kunoichis.

>> No.33538700

train poison resistance

>> No.33538716

You should totally just go for the apophis, if they catch wind of someone practicing on lower level snakes, they will take precautions against future intrusions, but if you go straight there, you might be able to sneak into our lairs without a fight and challenge them directly while you are at full fighting strength

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time for wurm

>> No.33538769

Ive kinda recognized these posts. This is adorable, love it when monsters say such cute things

>> No.33538797
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God imagine a girl who's got arms bigger than your legs and thighs bigger than your torso

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A-and h-he called me a.. a.. c-chicken...I-I'm not a c-chicken...

>> No.33538816

I love Jinkos, but I want my Jinko with abs.

>> No.33538830

Vanilla succ is best succ.

>> No.33538833

Alas, looks like strongfat jinko strikes out again. Maybe another anon will choose her one day.

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>> No.33538857

Vanilla breeds like the Succubus and Lamia are nice with how customizable they are.

>> No.33538868

Easily defeating, humiliating, mind breaking, furious love-making, mating-pressing impregnating and lovingly holding her all night long before making her breakfast in bed the next morning

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>> No.33538896

Remember to only do anal with your daughter until she's ready to have a baby of her own.

>> No.33538899

Man I really want to open a bar so I can cheer up lonely monsters with good drinks.

>> No.33538904

Hunting down cocky space outlaws when they land on seedy cyberpunk planets to unwind.

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Nice try space commander, but we already told you your request for thirty seven different agents has been denied

>> No.33538951

As long as you take responsibility after. The mom's better btw.

>> No.33538955

The dream.

>> No.33538971

I'm gonna run to the Dair-E-Corp's mega structure, I heart the girls there can get enhancements that are illegal on other worlds.

>> No.33539053

Good. Looks like all we need is one then, and I volunteer. Now, I need a bigger fleet, more guns, and a sexy lingerie. Make sure HQ gets the sexy part, I don't want space outlaw to see me in some granny pantie, I mean, uhh, I don't want to be uncomfortable when I sleep in my quarters.

>> No.33539092

The Dragonian empire is a terrifying space force.
All the money in the world to build what they want, we're lucky that they bicker amongst themselves for power and position lest they turn their eyes outwards more frequently.

>> No.33539123

Outlaw Anon sends her packages of pretty lingerie to taunt her. The results may not have been what he expected.

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Slime boba, it's delicious!
Cmon anon, don't you want me inside you? Hehehe...

>> No.33539170

I wanna hug that arm

>> No.33539210

Manticores would want to hug, cuddle, and panper you

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We'll get her own safe and sound!

>> No.33539426

It is very important to remember that according to dark elf culture, your dark elf wife holds you by the dick while being leashed whenever you are walking out in public with her.

>> No.33539505

I don’t give a fuck about what the cunts in the Underdark are doing.

>> No.33539521

>Gremlin kidnaps you, ties you up, installs a penis-milking-and-balls-fondeling machine on you, puts a automaton vagina on your mouth, straps a VR headset on you and plays some really lewd VR porn. The whole thing is a cream-producing machine that dispenses cum from a storage tank into the gremlin's coffee when she wants it.
Why are gremlins like this?

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>> No.33539577

Spiders are all good girls though.

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>Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science lewd? Why not marry chaste science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't molest you on the way out, because you are fired.

>> No.33539609

God I wish that were me

>> No.33539647

now, lets put even more rockets on it now, a 100 RATO'S on it

>> No.33539676
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>Those of you who volunteered to be injected with mantis girl mana, I've got some good news and some bad news
>Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fucking an army of mantis girls. Pick up a raging mushroom and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts

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More of these to come in the future of course

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Hey, they can be cuddly, after they destroyed your pelvis

>> No.33539734

The happiest dead fish there ever was.

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>if they catch wind of someone practicing on lower level snakes, they will take precautions against future intrusions
that's actually a good poi-
>you might be able to sneak into our lairs
hang on a sec, you're not trying to set me up here, right? I'm going to turn around and leave just in ca

>> No.33539738

I don't think they'll be able to fit. 30 was pushing it. Also I think you might've already way exceeded the maximum amount of torque or thrust or whatever available. Adding any more would just be adding more weight on it.

>> No.33539740

>With a simple and undemanding nature, Wurms are filled with motherly love.

>> No.33539748

I love to see all this Wurm love flaring up.

>> No.33539764

Get him, girls!

>> No.33539774

you don't believe in the genius of Anon Cockson, I'll show you

>> No.33539777

Wurms have always been loved.
They also make excellent miners.

>> No.33539787

Hmm, what an interesting comparison!
However, there is one key piece of information missing!
Greenworms make for great living pieces of jewerly, perched up and cute around undead noble necks!
Wurms are...wurms!

>> No.33539806

That depends on how long you're willing to wait and how much say you want in the final product. I might be able to do it for free

>> No.33539821

If you say literally nothing about your waifu except she's a jinko, that opens up a LOT of creative license you know.

>> No.33539843

How large are those nobles!?
do jinkos have royalty???

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>He doesn't know about the warrior wights

>> No.33539897

Holy fuck that is a large wight

>> No.33539922
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They grow em big up north, yessirree, real big.

>> No.33539957

>mgs that know how to code

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>> No.33540026

I knew a lich that was really good at coding. She made mausoleum.os, which was really neat. She said that it let her talk directly to Hel. I really loved her work, but she had a serious aversion to hellhounds and any monster with bioluminescence.

>> No.33540059

That is true, my little Greenworm keeps wanting to go back to that Wight's court to hang on her neck and smug at non-wormed undead. She even gives her as much eggplant as she wants! What a deal!

>> No.33540111

No way they could type with those big hands

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>> No.33540143

Good luck, then

>> No.33540150

Rhode Island, actually. Arknights outfit.

>> No.33540163

What is the story behind this?

>> No.33540176

Rhodesia is better.
Undead Rhodesian girls when?

>> No.33540184
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The story is an epic tale of two friends getting a few collabs. Here's the other part.

>> No.33540197
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Chimeras need love too

>> No.33540213

sorry m8, can't. the design is not good

>> No.33540215

they do, just not this combination of chimera

>> No.33540227

10/10 would facefuck her snake tail

>> No.33540237

Something I'm a bit autistically curious about.
The purple eyes in her design are the exact same ones that show up in the wight's crown. Are they some sign of lewd affluence, perhaps? IS SHE PART WIGHT?

>> No.33540264

Hellhound-Jinko-Minotaur Chimera.

>> No.33540296

Something is incredibly hot about the idea of fucking them one by one until their emotionless face starts to eep

>> No.33540315

you want no pelvis ey

>> No.33540335

They can join forces. I'm sure Big Mama would find a Greenworm cute and let her rest on her neck too.

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Chimeras have some truly beautiful legs

>> No.33540435

What about a HellJinkOniTauricore

>> No.33540465

now you really want to be bedridden for a month, ey

>> No.33540476

Should have just been a goat-lion-girl with a snake tail

>> No.33540501

HellUshiCore is the best I can do

>> No.33540515

Ah yes, this is a particular favourite of mine.
You can practically feel the High Intensity Rape Aura emanating from her.

>> No.33540543

How tall is your wife Wightfag.

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a solid whatever-the-artist-feels-like/ten m8. Although, she's slowly progressing to getting thicker...

>> No.33540586

what wud mgs think modern mg media?

>> No.33540595

>a solid whatever-the-artist-feels-like/ten m8.
Fair. Do you have any personal preference?
>she's slowly progressing to getting thicker...
fucking based.

>> No.33540614

Its well known that thicker wives are more fertile.

>> No.33540617

Too prudish.

>> No.33540650

I like her about my height! Her appeal to me really isn't in size difference of any kind, although the miles of leg in most versions of her are appreciated. Once I get good enough at drawing her, she'll have a far more stable sorta size.
This is true, although I highly suggest to keep breeding sex with your wight to a minimum. One night of it can nearly kill you!

>> No.33540668

how would she act if I called her extremely cute?

>> No.33540707

Look, just cause they leg lock you and flicker their claws on you when they orgasm doesn't mean you'll die.
It just means they get to play nurse with you the next morning when you're too drained to move.

>> No.33540714

Everything down there is covered in one of their many aphrodisiac poisons. I got an erection from touching a doorknob. Washing it off doesn't help.

>> No.33540724

>can nearly kill you
But isn’t that not a big deal. If anything, saying something like “I could die right here and be happy” in her chest after a few rounds would be super romantic to an undead.

>> No.33540725
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The nice wights flicker their claws.
My wight isn't a nice wight.

>> No.33540728

wight hands typed this post

>> No.33540739

It would, but that's honeymoon tier shit.
The first ten or so years are filled with romance, the remainder of eternity is BANTER.
and romance.

>> No.33540749

I need help anons. Should i get nun wife in latex outfit riding face as slime jerks me off, Maid being fucked as she cleans our main alter, Manticore using tail pussy (specific ideas welcome), or Cute daughter being pushed on swing by me or nun wife.

>> No.33540755

Ah, so she likes to draw it out then.

You can't prove anything.

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Found the poster

>> No.33540767

just proved it by responding

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They have a great design other than the stupid WoW shoulders.

>> No.33540793

That is a woefully tame set of choices. Drink some fluorescent colored tea and try again.

>> No.33540801

How about that nun daughter put those thighs to use?

>> No.33540813

that looks better

>> No.33540828
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>Long shadow over sqorl

>> No.33540833
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There's only one Lim I like.

>> No.33540848
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What Mamono would wear mom jeans?

>> No.33540873

Your mum. Now be a good son and make sure she has a happy mother's day.

>> No.33540874

Ah so have her do some jump ropes as with her slime and me or my wife working the rope? Could be fun.

>> No.33540886

Im open to ideas friend!

>> No.33540914

Manticore using tail pussy while pinning anon to a wall with her body, making him suckle from her breasts

>> No.33540957

Damn anon thats hot gunna write that down.

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>> No.33540984

so what monsters would make for unusual momsters

>> No.33541056

As the old saying goes "the depravity is in the details". Take your first option for example. The face riding an outfit lend a nice je ne sais quoi, but the slime jerking you off is disconnected. Why not have her use the slime as a ersatz tail pussy while riding your face? Where will your hands be? Will one of her breasts be artfully exposed all the while? You get the idea. Sans detail these well meant ideas lack the panache that a little more elaboration could give. Not bad options, but not nearly filled out enough? Describing why each of your options was originally appealing as a starting place might help.

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>> No.33541137

Ah i see anon. Never really thought about that but your right. Will try to give more thought about the image and its cohesion in the future. As for these ones the reason/appeal for me was the latex outift, the sexy maid fantasy + depravity of situation being done in a church, and like i said with the manticore i have no idea.

>> No.33541146

Akaname, Gazer, Nacho, loli species in general

>> No.33541156

Why are there two threads?

>> No.33541176

some retard

>> No.33541179

the other is our backup thread in case he who's name shall not be mentioned shows up.

>> No.33541187

Someone thought it was a good idea to make a second thread while the last one was still alive. RIghtfully so, nobody's using it. Hopefully the spammers think that's the real one starting up.

>> No.33541189

Meido doesn't care to prune duplicates now.

>> No.33541193

Newfags who don't know how things work and judging by the OP picture it's the dude who keeps postings the monster girl wedding dress thing with the same two or three pictures.

>> No.33541194

There's only one thread and a mistake.

No it's not retard.

>> No.33541195

Rhodesian soldiers had those shorts, right? I wouldn't mind seeing some undead monstergirls filling those out.

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>> No.33541231

>trying to get a few sfw commissions for a change
>keep having to fight my desire to get lewds
Help. Although this is probably a good sign I'd get along very well with monster girls.

>> No.33541247

Sex is nice, but I really do feel that true depravity and lewdness is held in minutiae. A certain expression on your wife's face can mean so much more than things others would view as much more brazen. Given the nature of the medium, the limitation are a priority to keep in mind. I truly doubt that any artist could render what would appeal to me, so I stick to the natural medium that suits my wife best. Imagination.

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>> No.33541306

You forgot a comma.
Now someone has to go fight Anon.

>> No.33541311

Send me in, coach.
I'm ready.

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>> No.33541325

Water sucks, Gatorade is better.

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>> No.33541340

I don't see another thread in the catalogue

>> No.33541345

If your mental fortitude is too weak to resist profligate temptations then you don't deserve anything

>> No.33541364

Has an mg story ever made you cry?

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>> No.33541418

Maou knows there ain't nothing else thick on her.

>> No.33541436

Someone has to, thanks anon.
Fighting me is the job of two of my wives though!
I've been managing to sneak around it here and there when the artist allows nude alts

>> No.33541489

As always you must meld your desire with pragmatism. As such you must either do without one mutually exclusive option, or settle for a suitable compromise. Consider if it possible for you to have a sfw piece that electrically vaporizes your hindbrain into lewd chartreuse mist. I think it possible, even if it would be a difficult thing to accomplish. Food for thought.

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>> No.33541526

Just pick a fight with greenworm anon he's probably the easiest to beat considering his waifu cant fight and he picked greenworm so hes probably weird too

>> No.33541547


We're in danger..

>> No.33541549

Wormbro...stand up. You can’t let some guy on the internet insult you and your girl like this

>> No.33541566

I couldn't fight someone with such pure dedication, greenworm dude's a good guy

>> No.33541569

Toledo shall be ours.

>> No.33541610

You can pry it from our dead Buckeye hands you filthy mitten squatter. One day we'll grow tired of allowing you to exist and turn your whole Godforsaken state into Cleveland 2.

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>> No.33541631

>anon gets in range of greenworm anon
>instantly hit by antenna AoE
>anon collapses from fatigue attack
>is raped by 99 goblins while weak

Imagine if it was a Wonderworm instead. Is everything covered in Cheshires, or is it a hallucination that feels exactly like being covered in Cheshires?

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>Is someone bullying my jewelry?

>> No.33541658

You can try.
We have Flint and Detroit, we have plenty of awful to shift south of our border.

>> No.33541669

I'm not surprised other people in this state turn to escapism.

>> No.33541718
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I escaped Ohio for quite a while, but I'll be returning to the nightmare quite soon.
Put a buckeye between my eyes, Anon.

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Nice to know I'm not the only Ohiofag that frequents these threads.
Newark reporting in. Declaring my love for all things sandworms

>> No.33541750

I just know so many places for a portal to be placed in Ohio that would be perfect.

>> No.33541766

Wightfag? Is that you?

Wait a minute, how many people in this thread are from Ohio?!

>> No.33541779

Yes, and you'd understand why we're from Ohio if you've ever been there.

>> No.33541801

I AM from Ohio

>> No.33541803

I am also from there

>> No.33541815

At least 4 it seems

>> No.33541819

I wouldn't go so far as to say the city Anon, but nice.
It is time to petition KC for an Ohio monstergirl.

>> No.33541821

>All these Ohiofags
Are things really that bad up north?

>> No.33541822

The thing is.. it's probably true lol. My little wormy is a lover not a fighter. I'll protect her if it comes down to it.
>Comes to fight me
>Watches me autistically pull out a Greenworm encyclopedia showing off the various types of worms
>Loses the will to fight
Also there quite a few Ohioposters here, I too am from an O state, except it's one that makes you all seethe quite frequently recently. At least my boy is up there making the Browns great again to make up for it.

>> No.33541830

They live in Ohio, of course it is.

>> No.33541878

What even goes on in Ohio, how is it even a real place? Is it drugs? I bet it's drugs

>> No.33541888
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Which one is better?

>> No.33541908

Left, she has the abs but also worked on her obliques.

>> No.33541911

Anon, if the portals ever open, Ohio is either going to be completely unaffected aside from a few girls getting horns, tails, or the like- or it's going to turn into a degenerate sexpit the likes of which would make Druella blush.
There is no in between.

>> No.33541917

I thought Ohio anons just fucked their state while on spirit journeys

>> No.33541934

im not, im from the state with the largest population of afghans

>> No.33541946

For a moment I got confused then I remembered 3/4 of your country is named after mine.

>> No.33541960

Low cost of living compared to other states make it just easy enough to get by with the jobs around and live nicely, but not enough to move away to anyplace else that's nice. I just want a monster girl to save me from this boring lonely hell and make a family together.

>> No.33541963

Lotta people tweaked out on meth nowadays

I'm going to petition whichever lilim takes over to turn a part of the state into sandy desert, so I can live with my sandworm waifu here. Maybe the southeastern part of the state since it's fucked to hell down there. Turning it into sand dunes would be an improvement.

Definitely mino

>> No.33541973

The Ohio River and the lands around it seem to be associated with many cryptids, for example: Mothman, The Charles Mill Lake Monster, The Carmel Walking Squid, The Indescribable Octo-Man, The Green-Clawed Beast, and my favorite, the Loveland Frogmen. It would definitely be a primary portal location. What would a Loveland Froggirl be like?

>> No.33541976

We used to have a Berlin, Michigan until 1919.
No points for guessing why it was changed.

>> No.33541984

You don't fuck Ohio, Ohio lays there and non commitedly allows you to orgasm in it
I'm turning the northern portion of Ohio into undead-realm for my wife Elizabeth. Still retaining the quality of 'go down the wrong street, get killed'

>> No.33541991

Honestly, the whole rustbelt now a days could be summed up as 'drugs'

>> No.33541994


Minotaurs eat and sleep all day, they just grow buff.

>> No.33542004

>I'm turning the northern portion of Ohio into undead-realm for my wife Elizabeth. Still retaining the quality of 'go down the wrong street, get killed'
When the inevitable comes, me and my sandworm will migrate up there to be undeads

>> No.33542015

Ohio is 44,825 mi² of this repeated: https://files.catbox.moe/x3asfr.png
Drugs too

>> No.33542020

>Wight with a cowboy hat screaming YEEEEEEE up in the sky while riding a gigantic undead siege-engine wurm
I have a mighty need

>> No.33542031

>Lotta people tweaked out on meth nowadays
Man, it's pretty much the same here in the South. I don't even want to imagine the tweaking cottonmouth lamias and gators come portal day.

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>tfw I live in Florida, in an actual nice neighborhood, and there was still a meth house nearby a few years ago
>Florida Cheshire
A new force of chaos that will shake existence to it's core

>> No.33542077

It's not all Ohiofags
Hoosierfag here

>> No.33542088

>wonderworm makes you feel like you're covered in cheshire ass huffing their tail mofu
yeah im thinking wonderland is based

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Luckily for my area, being in the Columbus metro, has meant that pic being renovated and converted into new stores, Starbucks, etc. The gentrification here is real. I understand the rest of the state isn't so lucky.

>tweaking cottonmouth lamias and gators come portal day.
Made me think of mothmen somehow getting high on mothballs and needing a relieve her cottonmouth from aggressive kissing

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Here, special. Just for you!

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Jacksonville was pretty rough when I left. I don't miss it or Florida
>Florida Cheshire
I feel obligated to stop this but I know I am too weak.

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Imagine a land which defies all known conventions of humanity. An accursed place where the sun never shines. A realm of the damned where husks, creatures whom have long since lost any semblance of humanity, would gut each other for just a milligram of vitamin D. A land where potholed streets roll through mile after mile of suburbs. Narry a hill or swale interrupts the perfect flatness of it all. And in the center of it all, the beating heart of the hellscape, a colosseum. A temple to their hate. Cacophonies of the poor souls unfortunate enough to be born or trapped within the state fester and screech amongst themselves, their vary souls rent asunder by the agony of their wrenched existence. They wait. They are broken; twisted beyond any semblance of what a human should or could be.
And they are angry. Their dispair boils over, and from the cauldron of anguish comes a frothing draught of hate. Contempt for any and all. Some people, people from happier states, reason that the Ohioan's ire is a byproduct of their circumstance; that they are under duress and are responding accordingly. These people are woefully naïve. An Ohioan cannot be reasoned with. They live to destroy. To think that they merely long for a better life is erroneous. For the Ohioan has transcended anger. They hate not because of the execrated lot they have been cast in life. Nor does their hate stem from the envy of the rest of the world, spared their fate by some impartial cosmic luck. They hate because it is all they know. They seek to destroy because their very being tells them to lash out at this existence. Their rage is not hate, but a desperate and primeval urge to attack. To strike down creation and God himself. To undo this divine mistake. To create a void where once was existence. Because that null, devoid of life, happiness, joy, sorrow, and hope, is better than any reality where Ohio exists.

>> No.33542183
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>want to dispute this
>my waifu is literally as close as one can get in MGE without ignoring canon to being a villain
>her hobbies are the stuff of order nightmares
I must painfully agree.

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I've been trying to move to Florida, because FUCK -40F winters. Absolute cancer.

>> No.33542228
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>Florida cheshire who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after police promise her penis

>> No.33542233

At least Skyline Chili is good.

>> No.33542252

Nothing gets me good like the Florida Inari that tried to kidnap anon in her mofu, resulting in him going to jail for supposedly trying to molest said mofu and the news article published reading "Flordia Inari breaks into jail to marry the Florida Man who attempted to molest her mofu"

>> No.33542260

>Florida Cheshire breaks into jail to hang out with her boyfriend
>Florida Cheshire kidnaps gremlin scientist to make her husband real

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>> No.33542267

Senko's popularity is stable and manga is still going on. You can't possibly not appreciate her if you appreciate mofu.

>> No.33542288
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God I hate it here. I need to move north eventually, I want to see snow again

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>> No.33542303

And here we see a wretched soul so unwilling to come to terms with his situation that he believes bagged chili gobbed onto microwaved hotdogs to be a delicacy worth living for. It's Dieline time

>> No.33542309

Don't move to Washington. Aquatic mamono would love it, but WA is so fucking bad that when I moved somewhere else, pouring rain made me homesick.

>> No.33542318

>Florida Cheshire throws alligator Girl through drive through window
For anyone who doesn't keep up with floridaman news, yes this actually happened

>> No.33542321

Rata cleaning my cum out of her thick tail after I knocked her out of the tree and had my way with her!

>> No.33542331

You could tell me some fucker invented a pocket sized nuclear reactor and I'd believe you if it came from Florida.

>> No.33542342

at least you arent surrounded by deluded idiots that spread their malignant cancer everywhere they go and the sense of soul draining hopelessness as you cannot anything to change it. if it wasnt for the fact that __CA__ has very beautiful landscapes, from rocky deserts, nice coasts, and wonderful forests, id envy you, at least no one cares what you do and you arent hated by everyone else.
nah hes from michigan

>> No.33542357

There was a guy (dunno from where) who did that by taking apart a bunch of smoke alarms

>> No.33542366

Someone should start making a map and slice it up according to what mamono the respective statefags like.
Maybe we'll learn something. Like where all the loud fucking pharaohfags come from.

>> No.33542377

That's a good color for a snek

>> No.33542391

Florida man attempts to rob tentacle forest with bottle of weedkiller, marriage ceremony lasted 17 years.

>> No.33542407

That sounds interesting, I wonder if theres some sorta easy polling site that just has a built in map to show the answers and such. I dunno if google forms supports that for free.

>> No.33542422


if you call sticking a pile of americium in tin foil a reactor, then ok

>> No.33542436

Oh, well, yeah. I stand by everything I said about Ohio, but at least we can say we're not from Cal*fornia.

>> No.33542440

>I want to see snow again
The last time my state saw snow the entire water and electric system failed. Please just let a dragon take me already.

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You should have surrendered anon, now they're going to take you by force!

>> No.33542486

Jokes on her, I'll make her unable to take the field again!

>> No.33542492

~nah kiss my ass, time to teleport~

>> No.33542507

>Florida Cheshire replaces dragon hoard with chocolate coins
>Florida Cheshire impersonates lilim for free food
>Florida Cheshire manufactures manticore spine bats, leaves them lying around
>Florida Cheshire steals all nuggets from McDanuki's, because "fuck it"
There is no bargaining with the chaos incarnate, you can only attempt to weather the storm

>> No.33542509

Florida man molests literal potato and is banned from grocery. Local dorfs are "disappointed and insulted".

>> No.33542522

I wonder if there's some correlation and we'll see if it explains higher numbers of fellow musclesluts.

>> No.33542544

I was working there when she stole the McNuggies. It was total chaos. Chainsaws were involved and multiple highly autistic minos destroyed 4 tables. Even my Dark Elf friend who comes in daily to see me decided to stay back at the office for lunch that day after seeing the devastation on the news.

>> No.33542566

Is this what being a noble with a castle is like in mge land? Because a siege would be one hell of a wedding proposal.

>> No.33542575
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Your valiant attempt was thwarted by a superior spell caster.

>> No.33542588

fuck i want them highly austistic minos so I can spoil em rotten and call em good girls

>> No.33542589

>Bicorn keeps you restrained with magic while the entire raiding party takes turns

>> No.33542597

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to help out Uni-chan get strong for the tri-outs!
Her family has been members of the order of the Ivory Tower for generations and she's not giving up now!

>> No.33542631

>Florida Cheshire flees police after allegedly offering to trade blowjobs for nuggets at the drive thru window

>> No.33542634

I thought I might have found some free one but, for the US it doesn't specify state, and for some reason it even logs and shows (my own at least) ip address.

>> No.33542639

Bimbofication yay or nay?

>> No.33542736
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What's she trying to tell me I do not understand

>> No.33542765

she wants to eat something

>> No.33542777

She might need a dental exam. Cavities are no joke.

>> No.33542791

i want a retarded tan bimbo succubus that almost only has sex with me on her mind

>> No.33542814

Anon, as son, you have to be careful on the internet, there are monster girl child predators on there. And monster girl *predator children* on there as well. Don't give anyone on the internet your address, I don't want someone kidnapping you, my only precious young son. Your mother will kill me.

>> No.33542832

its fine if it is between you and your wife

>> No.33542835

my son*

>> No.33542846

so where were they found again pops

>> No.33542880

Make it a monster turning a man into whatever the male equivalent of this is

>> No.33542901
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Big Kot

>> No.33542932

its called a himbo and yes I agree

>> No.33542953

I refuse to let you be in the hands of a monster that would rape a young boy like yourself

>> No.33542982

but, pop I gotta give grandkids someday, why not sooner than later

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>> No.33543149

>that Stacy Strut©
She knows EXACTLY what she's doing. Human boys don't stand a chance.

>> No.33543162

How's a man supposed to win a sword-fighting tournament with all these monsters using distraction techniques?

>> No.33543195

by focusing, dumbass

>> No.33543208
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I lied, I was able to get it working with google forms. But I had to string together google forms to automatically input it into a google sheet, which I then have to MANUALLY import into some scuffed "My Google Maps". I'll update this in 10 minutes, then in an hour after that.
I think I turned off as much data harvesting shit as I could? https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/_U2Q5l2t.png Is all I could see from my own response.


>> No.33543238

Nice. Good work, and feel free to repost it a few threads along to get as many responses as possible.

>> No.33543271

>listen oni, this is important
>I don't know what, or where this "Ohio" is, but if we can find it, we are going to be SWIMMING in men
>they are SO desperate oni, you don't even understand
>this is the story of the century, and we're going to crack it wide open

>> No.33543314

I'll have to remember to update the map. Also I think I'm limited to 100 entries/pins? I can make multiple layers which should have another 100 entries? Maybe I'll just make a second identical poll input into a second sheet.

>> No.33543331

Perhaps place the pins for each state according to the biggest species/subsection species (i.e undead in Ohio, Beastgirls in WA), and keep a running tally on specific species in docs you can share with the thread.

>> No.33543333

Where can I find a femdom community state in Mainland?

>> No.33543374

First update. Tell me if anything broke (besides just all pins disappearing and reappearing when i reimported). A couple pins are directly on top of each other, but if you click each entry on the left it'll show you where it is. Maybe pick your favorite funny sounding city. (City, State, Country), should work with no updates from me.

>> No.33543447
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Mother of.... That is one domineering kot. Rip pelvis.

>> No.33543451

good night will dream of wurmy

>> No.33543456

Good thing that dangerous animal is behind a barrier.

>> No.33543498

sweet dreams friend, and whaddya know, you just might wake up to new wurm art

>> No.33543504
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Yes, safely behind glass, I wonder where the door is.

>> No.33543513
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Is there a more shameful thing to do to a proud amazoness than to fuck her ass whilst she’s on all fours?

>> No.33543519

>Young wizard manages to put up a forcefield spell milliseconds before the monster could pounce

>> No.33543537

anal in the missionary position with handholding

>> No.33543546

Make her wear a gag, a bitchsuit, and some animal ears.

>> No.33543547

Yes, eating a raging mushroom before pinning her down for a mating press that lasts until morning.
She'll never live down the fact that she got knocked up from her husband making her scream like a stuck pig in her marital bed.

>> No.33543548
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>Early data analysis!
>An early trend appears to be forming with fluffy warm monsters in colder regions!
>Notable exception(s) to this trend in BC, Canada with a Lich, and possible exception with a Jinko in Poland!
>Would the Jinko or Lich fan like to respond with comment?

>> No.33543597

The pin location is automatically based on the poll answers, right? Maybe I shouldn't have used private mode to answer so I could edit it. Hel, Poland would have been a nice touch for the thread, even if it doesn't have a connection with the girl I picked.

>> No.33543603

>Jinko in Poland!
Obviously wants to be warmed by big, russian tiger lady

>> No.33543617

>Get caught smuggling in raging shrooms to the amazon village
I don't suppose I can get off with a warning?

>> No.33543628

It's based on what you entered, not based off IP range location. I'm sure google logs your IP, but I don't see anything you didn't enter.

>> No.33543688
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Help I angered the desert cat assassin tribe how do I appease them so I can sleep without having to worry about being “assassinated” each night?

>> No.33543697
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>> No.33543717

Bold prediction: there's only going to be one Greenworm and one Oklahoma when all is said and done

>> No.33543728
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I guess I'm married to a fox now

>> No.33543741

How long until someone draws a Spy vs Spy style comic with these two?

>> No.33543754

Blink three times if you are being held against your will and need rescue

>> No.33543758

I meant if it was possible for you to move the pin manually, at least to some extent. It could at least potentially help with overlapping pins.
>>Would the Jinko or Lich fan like to respond with comment?
Tygrysica jest urocza, spokojna i umięśniona, wiele więcej mi nie trzeba.

>> No.33543774

>Tygrysica jest urocza, spokojna i umięśniona, wiele więcej mi nie trzeba.
A true man of culture

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Blink three times if everything is fine.

>> No.33543778
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Post monster girls in wedding dresses.

>> No.33543789

I think worm and wurm should be friends

>> No.33543810

>I meant if it was possible for you to move the pin manually, at least to some extent. It could at least potentially help with overlapping pins.
I can edit the spreadsheet responses, I'm not sure if once another response comes in if it'll update/fix the entries i've edited. Guess I'll just have to do it and see what happens.

I was just gonna give people addresses of the mayor's office of the most populated city in the state/country, if no one sees a problem with that.

>> No.33543820

That is far too dangerous, with those two covering the other's weaknesses and complementing each other's strengths, they could accomplish anything.

>> No.33543839

I might eventually because that sounds funny. I would say definetly if I had more comedic talent.

>> No.33543845

Actually, I'll just give people descending order of most populated cities.

>> No.33543879

Heads up, you can axe one of the two florida dragons, I'm an idiot who submitted twice because I didn't read it was manual update

>> No.33543972
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Fellow BEEG aka WIELKIE appriciator I see. Szanuję Danonie.

>> No.33544057

Apparently KC said Inaris are Yanderes!


>> No.33544078

Just posted mine answer too. I'm curious how many fellow Industrial Strength girls appriciators will be in Poland.
>the map creator is druella and she will use it to matchmake us with our waifus.

>> No.33544163

All of them are yanderes in a way.

>> No.33544167

Translate the runes.

>> No.33544179

>One guy in Japan who likes baphos
KC is that you

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To catch a fish so juicy sweeeeet~

>> No.33544220


I couldnt read the original runes, which is why I said "apparently". But that Japanese guy is reacting to a KC where apparently he said Inaris are yanderes.

>When I learned that Mr. Inari, a fox monster in the picture book world view, had a Yandere temperament, his reaction

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This is all I could get.

>> No.33544242

Very heavy love!

>> No.33544267

for you

>> No.33544268

Another possibility is he is talking about an upcoming MG profile, and oh boy, if it really is a dark version of the Inari, that is a Yandere, up to the waifu list she goes.

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squishy heavy snakes though

>> No.33544288
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Evil fox best fox

>> No.33544375
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>Can you feel the weight of my love, anon? The only thing I can think of that could rival it is your skull through sheer density alone

>> No.33544392


Fuck, imagine if she has abs.

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It's time for Foxes to get HUEG.

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Been reading Robin Hobb books. Wolf is good. Wolf is best.

>> No.33544514

>You said the same thing to the last ten guys, Mari. I don't want that kind of love.

>> No.33544608

I dunno that face looks pretty trustworthy to me

>> No.33544670

You didn't take anything valuable from the ruins in the area did you?

>> No.33544746

>How can love be heavy? It's not something you can weigh silly.

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>> No.33544771

All shikis deserve a slow and painful death, they appeal to the snuff-fag fantasy.

>> No.33544787

Snuffed out between a fox's thighs. Especially if she has a cat shikigami.

>> No.33544830

I would rather keep my body undrained of all moisture, thank you very much

>> No.33544844

That's a danger territory, Anon. Don't want to bring the giantess fag back itt.

>> No.33544871

So we know MGE fix-it ficced the little mermaid
How would they do it to romeo and juliet?

>> No.33544872

At this point, they might as well just use your body as a living dildo, it won't be comfortable by any stretch of the imagination, but it can be done

>> No.33544885

Why are we just objects to them
We have feelings too

>> No.33544903
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Last update, I'm going to bed. 21 responses isn't bad, and it does look like I can edit entries after the fact.

I was gonna give duplicate states a most popular city, but I think I'll try to find a random small town for them. I don't want people to associate a town like Detroit with a MG or something like that.

>> No.33544912
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>most popular
most populated*

>> No.33544960

Thank You for Your work Anon.
EZ, after they both an hero, lich who devised their escape plan raises them as undead incubus and a wight.

>> No.33545011

"A story loved by many mamono, including citizens of Undead Kingdoms, seems to be one where "Two lovers born to hostile noble families attracted to one another, commit suicide with poison, and are bound together as undead". This is said to be an incident that actually occurred in a certain Anti-Monster state, an example of one of the cases related to the "Nostrum of the Goddess of Life and Death". Nowadays, both noble families have become noble undead, and it is said that the country has become an Undead Kingdom."
-World Guide 3, Hel's Nostrum

>> No.33545049
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It would be great if she was a foxy musclegirl. Kenkou should have made more monstergirls with musular profile art. Currently, there are more monstergirls who should be muscular based on description but aren't in their profile pic than monstergirls with a muscular profile pic.

>> No.33545089

Overall they look about the same size as centaurs. I'm not into horsepussy myself but some people make it work.

>> No.33545169

Can Werecats and Selkies ever get along?


>> No.33545189

In the MGE RPG demo, there's a little storybook showing a typical story of a hero rescuing a princess from imprisonment by a jealous beast, but when the hero's friend advocates for mercy, the beast gets turned into a beautiful woman as well and falls in love with the hero's friend. I wonder how different other stories are.

>> No.33545213

>Gazer doujin

>> No.33545228

>Hero gets a boring, probably human, princess wife
>Best friend gets awesome monster wife
I know who really won

>> No.33545266

Oh no! I just cummed to baphomets!

>> No.33545272

Don't forget, Romeo and Juliet were both underage
Juliet is an undead loli now

>> No.33545285

You have twenty four hours before they lock onto your mana signature and pull you through to the other side. use it well anon, and Godspeed

>> No.33545303

How do I make my mana signature stronger so that I get snatched by a bapho quicker? More cums?

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Too bad, art is really good

>> No.33545511

Indeed, just not a fan of legit gangangs

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Summer gives us outfits like these
give me the sun already

>> No.33545611

I think that game is the last time morrigan didn't have that awkward scottish accent

>> No.33545635

Name one thing MGE can't improve

>> No.33545675

terrible writing
and I don't mean the /tg genocide fests or how every other doujin guy does NTR, im talking just legit bad storytelling like My immortal or the stuff e-celebs put out like the onision trilogy

>> No.33545834

I read one (1) NTR erotica in my life and it was a handsome guy getting stolen from a wholesome wife by 2 sluts, who make the guy into a manwhore, and ruin the good girl's life.
I puked 2 times that day and am honestly disgusted with myself to this day for reading it. I wish the guy who wrote it ruin.
KC is right about those faggots and that's why I'd entrust him to reshape our world, had I gotten the chance. He might not get everything right (especially the loli stuff), but he improves all the stuff that needs it.

>> No.33545932

Meant for >>33545635

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Thread is almost over, no one will see I'm a hellhoundfag.

>> No.33546658

Rhodesia sees that you are.

>> No.33546668

The entire doujin is really good, I'm just not a fan of that implication of those skulls

>> No.33546708

I got a hard limit of one dick bro.

>> No.33546742

>did you try unraping and raping him again?

>> No.33546843
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>BC, Canada

>> No.33546872

>Bapho in Japan

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I hope I didn't participate too late to be of service to this study

>> No.33546939

Misidentification. It's a Jiangshi.

>> No.33546964

great taste m8

>> No.33547018

>onision trilogy
I don't thing MGE can save something I cosider worse than entry-level SAO fanfiction

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You, commander, and meeee, forever

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Give me a thicc dark elf.

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Maiq have many elf

>> No.33547237

So how many gfs do we have so far?

>> No.33547450
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good moring, wurm is best girl

>> No.33547481

I want to practice a self destructive style of magic and have a powerful monster girl defeat and claim me, forbidding me from ever using that magic again while lovingly holding onto me!

>> No.33547504

There's something off about that wurm

>> No.33547519

same, but being too stupid for my own good

>> No.33547541

there's nothing wrong with wurmy

>> No.33547565

Is she a boss in Elden Ring? Ooooohh, the Elden Ring?

>> No.33547664

Is SAO fanfic worse than SAO? I didn't realize flaming clown rape was so popular.

>> No.33547679

>Ooooohh, the Elden Ring?
It's full of child erotic tummies?

>> No.33547704

>flaming clown rape
You fuckin what?

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Something something, Chronicles of Amber but Monster Girls also

>> No.33547982

What really is the bottom teir of fanfics?

>> No.33547983

Imagine bapho and her company had internet access.

>> No.33547990

It is SAO canon that flaming clown rape saved the day. There is no other way to describe or justify this afaik.

>> No.33548022

The one where Goku meets Anne Frank just for bad taste

>> No.33548031

>3 years worth of splooge

>> No.33548076
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Best named Lilim ever?
Yes or Of Course?

>> No.33548085

Fanfics in general? crossover stomp fics (not to be confused with OP hero fics)
Monstergirl wise? Stories that don't really have the monstergirls do much outside of existing
MGE wise? the genocide/ writing the monsters as uncaring rapists that ruin marrigies and lives/NTR

>> No.33548116

What is her name?

>> No.33548150

I fear looking up more context to this

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>> No.33548232

pretty sure she does not

>> No.33548239

I still don't know how this version worked but the other one had fucked up necks, koikatsu is temperamental at times.

>> No.33548268

>Astolfo assaulted by multiple hellhounds

>> No.33548271

Could literally be fixed by changing the beginning into guy who drunk a doppel to defeat a gazer. Also removing the ending skulls. Then boom mge safe doujin.

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>> No.33548359

I don't mind the guys since it's just a doujin and doujins of anything never stick to canon, it's mainly the skulls for me but she's still being fucked after showing them so I think they're in that cave from the past, maybe when she used to be an actual beholder.

>> No.33548398

I just wanna see the doppel potion used because it has quite a lot of potential.

>> No.33548410

Where Wyverns dare!

>> No.33548450

slowpoke, I can still see ya come back when you disappear when you fly cause how fast you are

>> No.33548456

looks like I need to rent a wurm to calm down the worm

>> No.33548475

That's a big kot...
Where from? So I know how to avoid it and keep my pelvis safe?

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>> No.33548632

>it's mainly the skulls for me but she's still being fucked after showing them so I think they're in that cave from the past, maybe when she used to be an actual beholder.
Eh, I think it just shows it's not the first or last squadron of soldiers she fucked to death

>> No.33548670

That would be a huge shame.

>> No.33548678

And that's why something going "mainstream" is never good.

>> No.33548767

Its one doujin? How does that translate to mge being mainstream?

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>> No.33548857

Ah it actually looks pretty cool

>> No.33548872

Because more content gets made? I'd rather take a shit doujin now and again with an increase in good content being made over no content being made at all.

>> No.33548995

The smol kot is fast!

>> No.33549052

anon, you dont need to go mainstream to survive in the market, specially when we are talking about a doujin media

>> No.33549103

oh, and by "doujin media" I'm talking about KC's work, not the doujin posted here.
Plus, even when MGE still wasn't popular we alredy got plenty of retards like this gazer dojin author, its really something that can be prevented by being LESS popular so all we can do is to ignore them and move on

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Do smoke hobos share their pipes with the men they crash with?

>> No.33549170

they sure like their men's pipes

>> No.33549214

That's how stuff gets killed you know, by normalisation.

>> No.33549273

I don't think we've found out yet unless it's in the moonrune version.

>> No.33549328

But anon it's not gonna be just one shit doujin every now and again, we've already gone a ton of garbage which is only gonna increase the more faggots realize there's a market for it.

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>that can be prevented
meant to say CAN'T bruh
should have noticied that sooner

>> No.33549374

Pass the peace pipe!

>> No.33549397

I've been into MGE since near the beginning and remember when it was lucky enough to get one piece of art every few weeks. By Something being less popular it also comes with less vanilla/good art.

For an example I'll use Konosuba. It got little to no content as a light novel, it went mainstream so Aqua, Darkness and Megumin got plenty of gangbang and NTR content sure but you know what also happened? It got a mountain of amazing PoV/self insert content or girls x Kazuma it never got before. An increase in popularity for 2d content will always result in an increase of good art.
So it comes down to a question
>less popular, less art you enjoy
>more popular, more art you enjoy but some shit art you can ignore
I don't know about everyone else but I'd pick the second every time, those first years of MGE with no content were not fun.

>> No.33549416

>caring so much about normalfags
thats just pitiable, if they whine, ignore their whinning. if they release shitty content ignore their shitty content. Normalfags arent worthy attention

>> No.33549541

Popularity becomes a problem when the shitters get pandered to. KC has personal distaste for the worst garbage, so the worst that can happen is some more trash that you can filter out.

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>raya and dragon is out
>it's trash, like 3/10 at best
Shitposter BTFO

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>> No.33549598

That the one with the thing that looks like it was Elsa's fursona or something?

>> No.33549604

I wish skels were more popular

>> No.33549619

What now?

>> No.33549645

They need a higher tier form and it will improve them.

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>> No.33549674

>implying he gives a shit
How would that work?
I still have Vietnam flashbacks from those shits in DS1

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Watch out for those tv ghosts anon.

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You had your chance anon. Now it's time to face the consequences!

>> No.33549710

bone golem?
burning skeleton?

>> No.33549720

Skeletal champions/mages.
Probably with a lot more flames around them.

>> No.33549722


>> No.33549734

How do they get to a guy these days? Did they go from VHS to suspicious torrents?

>> No.33549743


>> No.33549805

Cute toenails.

>> No.33549808

>Just got a new apartment
>Can't stop thinking how nice it would be to get a house with a monster girl.
Where would your waifu like to live if the two of you were to move together? Fantasy or modern MGE.

>> No.33549809

lost flashdrives on campus

>> No.33549821

A cave with all the comforts and tech of modern society that gold can buy

>> No.33549832

>no fruit bat girl

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>> No.33549839

homestead, two floor, basement, large garden with an apiary

>> No.33549857

Hueg mino, so a nice log cabin for us to be cozy in with plenty of space for kids.

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You can feed Werebats fruit.

>> No.33549885

It doesn't matter as long as me and my wife are happy. Probably a cave though, where else do you put a hoard?

>> No.33549903

>she's still going to chicken out

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>> No.33549912

Nice home with modern amenities, comfy but doesn't have to be fancy.
>where else do you put a hoard?
For example in the basement.

>> No.33549918

Just ain't the same, man.

>> No.33549922
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Science Fantasy MGE

>> No.33549935

Me and my wife Titania just live in a fairly modest home in the suburbs around here which is a fairly short commute back and forth to work. It's pretty relaxing living the slow life together like that. We do keep a gateway to the fairy realm in the backyard however, so that the two of us can visit or be visited whenever.

>> No.33549976

I always wanted to live in my parents house with my wife. It's nice, not very small and my mom really made sure that it's comfy and well internally designed, even though we never had much money.
I would love to lie with my wife in the same bed I slept as a teenager, it would give me the sense of accomplishment.

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>> No.33550040

I don't care really. It could be a normal modern home, a jungle tribe, a cave, bottom of the sea, demon realm. I just want to be happy.

>> No.33550152
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It's easy to tell the difference between a regular elf and corrupted elf. Regular elves have a beanpole physique while corrupted elves are bombshells.

>> No.33550219
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Some Elves are mana addicts.

>> No.33550270

How about an elf and porc going after the same man and having their own pros and cons

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>> No.33550381

my wife need her herbs growing and i like honey

>> No.33550457

do monster chicks dig giant robots?

>> No.33550499

probably, my wife is more into kamen rider and power armors tho

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>> No.33550541

Some of the dialogue is a bit clumsy but it's pretty good overall

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Here you go.

>> No.33550616

>living armor wife that typically appears as your clothes with a belt then henshins to full armor mode when it's time

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>Ancient evil awakes and decides she must learn English to tempt a modern man
>Her version of English is so out of date that he can't understand her anyway

>> No.33550721

>speaks only middle english
>wondering why frogge, be it tropical, appear in dyeurs colours

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Monsters speaking unfluent English, especially Zipangu ones, are really cute.

>> No.33550831

Just say it in broken English

>> No.33550895

Don’t say it in Russian
Don’t say it in Gerrrrmannnnn

>> No.33550918

>Says something her man doesn't understand
>Every other ancient monster in the area blushes

>> No.33550941

I want to bully a fox from student exchange program by squinting my eyes and greeting her with "Herro, prreased to meet you!"

>> No.33550962

>tfw middle english second language monstergirl wife insists on naming your cat
>have to call the kitten SWIFTPAWE

>> No.33550964

Imagine an accent from a language that no longer exists. You would have no prior exposure to it at all it would be the ultimate exotic boner. Must be why recently awakened pharaohs are so compelling

>> No.33550982

Ah, the girls of Sumer...

>> No.33551000

She would open her eyes with her fingers and reply
>Arrrrrrr yu fox womayn frum Sssipangu?

>> No.33551058

Masked Mantis #1 is my favourite mamono heroine

>> No.33551074

Herro prease.

>> No.33551086
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It can be assumed that the reason mutual bullying between lovers is so adorable is that it resembles the relationships between kids who would sooner eat worms than admit they like each other, and so to prove they hate the other they tease and bully them.
So, who is your wife, and how do the two of you bully each other?

>> No.33551098

would marry

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I should buy the complete Calvin & Hobbes.

>> No.33551154

Why is she huffing.

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>> No.33551178

You're all smug until she doesn't realize you're bullying her, puts her hands into those little fox shapes and says "Oh! Herro fren! Ya-hoooo~" back at you

>> No.33551188

Based fox. Tenten would lewd.

>> No.33551207

That would be this
I'm eastern european with awkward language that sometimes sounds like you're choking on rocks, so I'm sure she wouldn't have problems retaliating

>> No.33551215

>Ancient undead priestess-queen hitting on anon by offering him "eternal life and endless herds of cattle"
>Bystanders see a tall foreign woman dressed in a silk skirt and shawl cornering a guy and raping him with her eyes while making lewd gestures
>Just another day in the city

>> No.33551237

>Off-topic image

>> No.33551238

Space outlaw anon escaped again

>> No.33551255
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If KC made a new nation based on your country, what kind of stuff would you like to see? What kind of new species, items, spells and etc

>> No.33551284

Bison girls, Tornado Girls, Some play on natives getting drunk on Listerine, all the good stuff really

>> No.33551293

Meth elves and wurmbillies would be an improvement.

>> No.33551319

>TFW your country has spent so long fighting it's neighbour all mythology, folklore and culture outside of that conflict is bare bones or nicked from other neighbors

>> No.33551331

Lots of Deer Whitehorns about and Sahaugan in the lakes/rivers

>> No.33551422

Dark elf dealers at the local cornerstone. The merchandise is now all fancy shit. Monocles and collars that 'fell off the back of a truck'.

>> No.33551442

Is there already an undead nation?

>> No.33551447
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Unfortunately, he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

>> No.33551483

>weird off tank for the healer monsters to fawn over
Become the flagellant from Darkest Dungeon, self-healing dps tank with aoe damage and infinite morale is God-tier. Also you're icky so girls won't bother you

>> No.33551503

A jaguar girl with enough jaw strength to crush your cranium, you know, for the extra thrill during blowjobs.
A Headless Mule, basically a centauress but instead of a human body there's just flames. Maybe the flames could take the shape of a beautiful woman.
Boitatá as a fiery lamia.
Iara is basically a siren, but in MGE the siren is a harpy, and mermaids don't really sing I think. So she'd be a mermaid that sings like a MGE siren.

>> No.33551514


What do you think will happen when the twitter mob goes Uzaki Chan on KC? KC was already ultra pissed just because some people posted ntr of a character he liked or something like that. I dont see him withstanding a cancel culture onslaught, this could really have MGE permanently closed for westerners. Unless an equally strong wave of support for KC rises immediately.

>> No.33551539

>implying they wouldn't supply you with a demon silver whip
>implying you wouldn't get S monsters (DElves, manticores, etc) all over you

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answering my own question: pretty much >>33551503 but also lots of Amazon succubi and other forest-dwelling mamono, a variated cuisine and magical minerals like demon realm gold and enchanted diamonds
almost sure there are several of these, but I dont remember any named one, the goddess Hel probably has a capital somwehere

>> No.33551629

More =/= Better
Quality is always better than quantity. Things I've enjoyed have become significantly more popular in the past year or two and it's decreased the overall quality of both the subject and the community. The last thing mge needs are waves of retards who won't bother to actually understand it and degens intentionally shitting it up because it titillates them to ruin what someone else enjoys.

Hobbies are best enjoyed in smallish insular groups

>> No.33551671

I almost forgot about the harpy eagle. Just imagine this huge bird, the largest in the harpy family, thick build, towering over you. You wonder how can she even fly, and then she spreads her wings and shows you 12 feet of wingspan. A majestic creature.

>> No.33551698

>The last thing mge needs are waves of retards who won't bother to actually understand it and degens intentionally shitting it up because it titillates them to ruin what someone else enjoys.
yeah, because being obscure surely will prevent that from happening- oh wait, it didn't. That was exactly what happened when MGE wasnt even popular yet and what lead KC to change his attitudde towards the community to what we see today

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>> No.33551799

They look like such good, strong claws, don't they?

>> No.33551822

The point is that being obscure allows some form of community control. People can make degenerate shit if they want but it's not going to get humoured by KC or the fanbase. If you want the inevitable Marvel media tier homogenized globhomo version of mge that would result from excessive popularity just because "more content lol" then it's a shit idea. I'm going back to talking about monstergirls now to avoid derailing the thread further

>> No.33551841

>"I'll take the case!"
>tfw your lawyer only wins because her paralegal is a very very tine fairy that keeps the prosecutor distracted

>> No.33551844

I don't know when the Greenworm meta will end, but for the meanwhile, thank you for your contribution Greenworm Anon
Also i find Greenworms disgusting and hope you upgrade to a Papillon or Wonderworm soon

>> No.33551903

Yeah they can be quite unsightly, with all the obsessive eating and odd body shapes, can't they? There's just something I love about them though. I originally posted about them as a shitpost bordering on forced meme but now I think I'm legitmately in love with my little worm!

>> No.33551931

Ignore him wormbro. Little worms need love too. [Insert wonderworm gang weed bottom text]

>thanks greenworm anon and insults greenworm
Deeply uncool.

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>DPS party centred around tank who is also dps
>Dark elf warrior/rogue
>Manticore theriomancer
>Ogre berserker
Not good for long dungeons but very dangerous in short bursts. Lone minibosses should be especially careful!

>> No.33551962

>Endless herds of cattle

This makes my Texas cattleman ancestors very happy

>> No.33551964

if greenworms become papilions...
what about greenwurms

>> No.33551970

I'm gonna do it.

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>because being obscure surely will prevent that from happening

It does

>KC to change his attitudde towards the community to what we see today

What attitude change?

>> No.33551983

We already have those

>> No.33551997

>Your honor the plaintiff clearly has some sort of-
>Yes Mrs. Wurm?
>Oh sorry I didn't know what that meant
>No what she just said... Puh-Lank-Tiff

>> No.33552023

Since when?

>> No.33552029

>It does
hownew.ru, please lurk ten years before posting

>> No.33552047
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MGU's shitters and spacebattle's unheathy obbession

>> No.33552048

>Wurmy how much do you weigh?
>Uhh... well... you see... here's the thing... when it comes to wurms I'm actually pretty petite...
>Oh I see, but how much in pounds?
>Nervouswormnoises.wav followed by her digging a hole and putting her head in it like an ostrich

>> No.33552049
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I'd pay to watch a Demon vs. Wurm legal case play out.

>> No.33552077
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Mushroom stronk!


>> No.33552086

>Law and Orgasm is the most watched TV series behind the epic tale of Madam Commander and Space Outlaw

>> No.33552092
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Taking your shy Mantis gf shopping for sexy silky lingerie!

>> No.33552099

Is the Demon Franziska von Karma in this scenario?

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