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Yukari
Yuyuko
Kanako
Eirin
Byakuren
Yuuka (Not pictured due to too unsociable)

Please say something nice about each one! Please do not mention the o-l-d h-a-g word here

>> No.33608156

>>33608138
>Young Maidens Alliance
If you turned the clock back a thousand years, they'd all still be hags.

>> No.33608183
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>>33608138

>> No.33608221

Most of them I'm too scared of even getting nearby.

>> No.33608255

>>33608221
Eirin and Yuuka are the only scary ones. Yukari is too old and senile to do anything, Yuyuko is a fat glutton, Kanako is a virgin who hasn't been within five feet of a man before, and Byakuren is just cool. She rides a bike.

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>>33608183
I choose Eirin

>> No.33608644
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>>33608255
Virginako

>> No.33608653

>>33608138
>>33608183
In Canon they are all lolis.

>> No.33610115

>>33608653
They are, in canon, old and wrinkly.

>> No.33614546
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>> No.33616678

What about Seiga?

>> No.33616726

>>33616678
Seiga and Mamizou are the next most explicit old hags. Funnily enough for Seiga I can't really think of any fan stuff that really calls her old. Maybe her personality is just so youthful people look past that?

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>>33616726
The other hags have faces full of wrinkles and need a lot of make-up to hide it. Seiga doesn't need any of that. She's a natural beauty.

>> No.33617229

>>33617174
>natural
She uses wicked arts for her eternal youth. It doesn't matter how cute she is, Heaven won't let her in over it.

>> No.33617314

>>33617174
Does a ghost need a make-up?

>> No.33617746

>>33610115
No, they're not

>> No.33622167
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>>33617746
Yes, they are!

>> No.33625942

hag meetup

>> No.33626092
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33626092

thank you for the reminder

>> No.33626137
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hags are for patting

>> No.33627059
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>>33626092
Silly Kanako, Sanae is the idol of the shrine, not you!

>> No.33633347

>>33627059
Kanako is the face of the shrine.

>> No.33636592

>>33626137
National Hero in the picture
and a hag next to him.

>> No.33636914
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Never fear, the Matrons of Malice are here!

>> No.33644690

moms

>> No.33651027

stupid hags
all they do is growing old
stupid

>> No.33651137

>>33636914
Magical Hags

>> No.33651234

>>33651027
They're not stupid! They are very smart! Wisdom comes with age!

>> No.33651305

>>33651234
More like senility comes with age

>> No.33651389

>>33651305
No, it's wisdom! They are all very wise! And smart! And beautiful! Why are you so mean?

>> No.33655697
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>> No.33661808

Realistically, how would you convince each old maid to lose their virginity to you through marriage?

>> No.33665701

>>33661808
By ignoring all of them and not marrying any of them.

>> No.33667909

>>33661808
I would ask politely

>> No.33667957

>>33661808
This >>33667909 + firm handshake while mantaining eye contact proceeded by a firm slap on the butt.

>> No.33668341

>>33655697
they want it really badly

food that is

>> No.33669723

>>33668341
You mean Yuyuko

>> No.33670694

>>33669723
yeah

>> No.33677394

>>33651027
So do you cunt.
They'll call you an old coot in a few decades.
>>33651234
>Wisdom comes with age!
Clearly not as it has been proven time and time again.

>> No.33681292

>>33651234
Its not the years, its the miles

>> No.33682696
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33682696

>>33644690
What Yukari was made to be

>> No.33685918

>>33677394
But I can call them hags all the time and I will be always right in that manner.

>> No.33690301

>>33608255
I wish Byakuren was my cool older girlfriend...

>> No.33697180

>>33681292
>the miles
Then it's a good reason nobody married them.

>> No.33697230
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>>33682696
Do it. Now.

>> No.33701987
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>>33690301
>cool older girlfriend

>> No.33705283

>>33608608
>I choose Eirin
sounds painful

>> No.33705534
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What about Okina

>> No.33705565

>>33705534
Cripple

>> No.33705886

>>33701987
Yeah

>> No.33715054

>>33705534
better left unknown.
If Kasen is unfortunate to know both, then you'd be better off not knowing of her. Chances are you'll meet Yukari if you haven't already, if you know Kasen personally.

>> No.33721492

>>33651027
ban this meanie rule breaker!

>> No.33721528

>>33608138
Frogge is older than snek, frogge has seen the sausage.

>> No.33729397 [DELETED] 

>>33608138

>> No.33735798

Old Laidies Group

What they're up to?

>> No.33746992

>>33735798
I don't know and don't want to know.

>> No.33748058

>>33735798
doing old things

>> No.33750874
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The hags went to Dis- Nazrinland

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>> No.33756621
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>>33701987
I love Bikeren

>> No.33757452
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>> No.33765624

>>33757452
I want to form a biker gang with Byakuren.

>> No.33767852
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>>33697230
Yuuka is also for duplication

>> No.33768670

>>33750874
I can't believe Yuyuko is fucking dead

>> No.33772051

>>33767852
Mini Yuukas!

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Oi you hags, you're gonna get fat eating and drinking like that. You're old, you can't indulge like you used to.

>> No.33772215

>>33750874
They never invite Yuuka to these it’s not fair

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>>33772215
She's too terrifying of an old lady to bring about. Most people are wise enough to avoid her.

>> No.33775594

>>33721528
Yeah but Frog doesn't look old and that's important.

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>> No.33779397

>>33777133
that's a big syringe

>> No.33786273

>>33777133
That poor man won't keep his virginity very long

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Who will win?

>> No.33806645

bumping babas

>> No.33806955

>>33800979
what is eirin thinking?
what is in those syringes?

>> No.33807083

>>33800979
Hags vs Brats

>> No.33811400

>>33800979
Hags of course, it's not even a contest. those massive saggers will knock those brats on the head.

>> No.33811462

>>33800979
Are Mystia and Yuyuko staring each other down? I'm impressed Mystia hasn't turned tail and ran already.

>> No.33815962

>>33811462
hunger made her brave

>> No.33823829

bumpin' maidens

>> No.33827506
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Can I be an old hag to? I'm just as old as Yukari.

>> No.33829653

>>33608138
they aren't young

>> No.33829712

>>33827506
no

>> No.33834682

>>33827506
Who said you aren't, Aya.

>> No.33834705

>>33827506
No, not because of your age but even hags know better than to let journalists into their ranks.

>> No.33839967

>>33827506
you are a hag, just not part of the alliance
get out and go interview someone else

>> No.33842168

>>33839967
That i outrageous, it's unfair. How can you be a hag but not be in the alliance.

>> No.33845986

>>33823829
humpin' maidens

>> No.33846670

>>33777133
wth is yuyuko up to? feed him to death?

>> No.33848111

Where's Junko, Keiki and Okina as the new member?

>> No.33848155

>>33848111
Membership into the Old Maidens Alliance is very exclusive and hard to obtain.

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>> No.33860469

>>33651305
>Implying unlearning all the retarded shit that was embedded in you during upbringing and relying solely on schizophrenic instinct isn't based

>> No.33860493

>>33846670
anally

>> No.33860510

>>33842168
Snitches get stiches and wind up with cum in their britches. Can't have an exclusive alliance when you've got a birdbrian giving exclusives about the going on's of the alliance.
Go interview someone else.

>> No.33863705

>>33860469
Who are you quoting?

>> No.33864543

>>33860469
debased department is calling

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>> No.33877398

>>33860469
Who are you quoting?

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>> No.33886846

>>33883242
Byakuren moving skilled as ever. She didn't even need to look...

>> No.33886893

>>33608183
Where is Junko and Suwako?

>> No.33886914

>>33886893
Suwako isn't an old hag

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sorry i dont have pictures with OLM this has to do its thing

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>>33891793
again

>> No.33900862

>>33886914
yes she is.

>> No.33900926

>>33608138
I want to make out with a loli in front of them. Preferably someone they know, like Chen or Tewi.

>> No.33906476

>>33608138
When old is too old.

>> No.33912755

>>33842168
Take a seat, non-member.

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>> No.33914667

>>33913746
Jesus some people really don't get the importance to dress for their age.

>> No.33919328

>>33913746
Stop Kanako... Those clothes aren't befitting of a goddess...

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>>33919328
Neither befitting or even merely fitting.

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Kanako is naturally elegant, and anything that appears to contradict that is simply the result of her living with a jealous curse """goddess"""

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how is this ghost considered old?
she isn't aging

>> No.33935815

>>33928439
I refuse to believe that Kanako is putting on weight.

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>>33929616
There's little elegant about this "goddess". She's lucky that young frog hangs out or no one would visit the shrine. Who would find this inspiring enough to believe in?

>>33935815
Well, you better start believing and having faith.

>> No.33937314
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Asking Kanako why she's never been with a man! Asking Kanako why she's still a virgin! Asking Kanako is she's ever felt romantic love! Making Kanako cry!

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>>33937314
Asking Kanako if she wants to fix that!
Having fun with Kanako all night!
Saying to Kanako it's fine if the others want to join too!

>> No.33938869

>>33938573
>Having fun with Kanako all night!
Doing what? She's a virgin, she'd probably freeze up if you attempted anything beyond hand holding with her. I mean, look at this hag; >>33608644. It would take a long time to get her comfortable enough to take her robes off.

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>>33938869
>It would take a long time to get her comfortable enough to take her robes off.
God please have mercy on my dick.

>> No.33943693

>>33940845
How does that make you horny?

>> No.33949396

>>33860493
what?

>> No.33954891

>>33938869
>Doing what? She's a virgin
That's the first thing you thought of.
Knowing her, you'd probably end up playing party games all night.

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>>33954891
Pajama party with Kanako sounds very fun!!

>> No.33955913

>>33954891
>>33955742
Sleepover at the Moriya Shrine sounds fantastic. Best shrine in Gensokyo!

>> No.33964524

>>33955913
>Best shrine in Gensokyo!
Hakurei Shrine is mentioned nowhere in this thread though.

>> No.33965317

>>33964524
no hag lives there = no talk about that in hag thread

>> No.33966869

>>33965317
You mentioned the best shrine, and the best shrine is not mentioned anywhere in this thread.

>> No.33970689

>>33937314
Don't bully her like that.
Being alone is totally fine.

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>> No.33974877

>>33970689
I'm going to bully the virgin old hag that no man wants and you can't stop me!

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>>33935815
Good kind of weight.

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>>33978233
Fattie

>> No.33978902

>>33978871
Preggie.

>> No.33982135
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What are your favorite stories or things consisting of the hags, particularly the whole group?

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>> No.33987945

>>33982135
I remember a nice series of the alliance trying out cheerleading, but i can't seem to find it.

>> No.33989924
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>>33987945
https://e-hentai.org/g/893909/2de235f252/

There's also one where the hags get driver's licenses

https://e-hentai.org/g/1481035/adb2552696/

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>> No.33995661

>>33989924
Nice, that's the one, thanks anon.

>> No.34002640

>>33992523
God I wish I was there

>> No.34002917

>>34002640
Imagine the teasing

>> No.34005205

>>33989924
looks like fun

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>> No.34013054

>>34006859
Hey Yukari, you're showing way too much skin for someone your age

>> No.34013099

>>34013054
It's for (You).

>> No.34017311

>>34013054
But how else wouls she entice you to mate with her

>> No.34017656

>>34017311
Mate? Isn't she a bit too old for that?

>> No.34017749

>>34017656
nonsense
she's a very healthy early 20s
she's ageless and immortal, remember?

>> No.34021827

>>34017749
sure to say about a ghost or hourai elixir drinker but yukari is just an old youkai

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>>34021827
but the descriptor still applies to youkai, as Yukari, and every other youkai, have been regularly shown to be physically young in canon
the fact that ZUN declared all youkai shapeshifters to justify them all looking like cute girls further reinforces this
and even if they somehow did age, it'd be slow enough to render it moot as far as human lifetimes are concerned, she'd look the same at your deathbed as she did at your wedding, if she allows you to die at all

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