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>> No.33608917

>Like drinking sunshine
I don’t want sunshine, I want her to release the power of the sun

>> No.33608941
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Reposting the poll!
>Anon, I won't do anything with it I promise!

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>> No.33608947
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Has KC given us any info on who the Fallen God was prior to corrupting? I was thinking about writing a story about a nation that still worships her pre-corrupt form.

>> No.33608963

what's it like to have a kiki childhood friend?

>> No.33608984
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>Get adopted into an ushi-oni family because momma wanted practice for when the demon lord figures out how to let monsters have incubi sons
>Dad knew about the dangers of single ushi-onis, and has been around long enough to know that step-brother just means "possible husband who lives with you and your sisters", so he gets you a super-reinforced door to your room, not even momma could break through it
>But he forgot about the walls

>> No.33609038
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Thought about attending a concert but feel worried that going alone may ruin the experience? Consider Greenworms! Regardless of whether you dance to the beat of the most upbeat pop songs, groove to the rhythm of some R&B, two-step to some country, or are a greasy zipangu enthusiast that probably posts about his favorite idols online, Greenworms make great concert-going pals! I'm sure that, with your Greenworm in tow, any concert of any size at any venue at any time will be so much better than going all alone, I guarantee it!

The most important upside to bringing a Greenworm along to a concert as opposed to another mamono species is the impossibility of the two of you getting separated. The Greenworm's strong claws combined with their small size lets them easily grab onto your clothes and cling to your back, meaning that the two of you can travel in unison. So even if the crowd starts to go a little wild, your Greenworm will be safe and secure, allowing the two of you to stay together. This is a much more effective than simply holding hands to not get separated, and it's something that only Greenworms can really offer! This clinging also has the benefit of being like hugging due to your proximity but much more effective because the two of you are capable of watching the show through your embrace and your movement is not really impaired. These specific physical characteristics make the Greenworm an optimal concert partner!

In addition to having a body that is coincidentally adapted to attending a concert, your Greenworm is also just like any other friend that you may have. Having someone who lives with you and knows you better than anyone else means that you have a friend that knows what kind of music you like, and subsequently you know what kind she likes too. This way, the two of you will be more likely to pick a concert that the two of you like. On top of that, living with someone makes you much more comfortable around them and willing to be yourself out at events like this with her around. You'll feel so much better just knowing that you have someone that understands you around!

Since I won a pair of tickets to a concert by being the 5th caller on DJ Saucy Succ's Morning Show on 69.9, I thought it would be a great idea to take my Greenworm out to one. She was ecstatic when I told her, as the tickets in question were to a concert by her favorite band, Worm Love! an all Papillon, Wonderworm, and of course Greenworm group. The tickets were for right next to the stage with a VIP backstage access pass, so it was destined to be a great night for the two of us! After buying some merchandise before the concert, the show started. The place was packed with all sorts of mamono, mostly insects, and people alike who all were having a great time. The songs actually sounded so much better in person compared to the studio performance, it felt so much more magical! My Greenworm was having the time of her life, swaying back and forth on my back singing along to all her favorite group's songs, which she obviously knew all the lyrics to.

After the performance was over, we got to go backstage and meet the group. My Greenworm was star struck when she met the lead singer, a Greenworm like her, who she found out actually shares many of her favorite foods with! After the show she smiled at me and said how lucky it was that I managed to win those tickets, because we both got to see our favorite band. I told that it really was, I sat by the phone for an entire hour waiting for the cue to call, but Worm Love! isn't actually my favorite band. She asked why I went through all of that just to win tickets to them before starting to blush. "I did it for you, of course, I know how much you love them and wanted to surprise you. Come on, let's go get something to eat, I'm starving!". I thought I heard her mumbling something before agreeing to go eat. What a fun evening! I think that everyone should experience going to a concert, and doing so with your Greenworm will make it all the more fun!

>> No.33609060

It's not canon but from hints that her mana is almost indistinguishable from the Chief God's and Ropurotto's backstory and her past I personally think she is going to end up being the original Chief God that regrets the genocide of humanity and wants to fall in depravity and pleasure to forget it.

>> No.33609099
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Which way do you want your lamia to coil you? A or B or C? Or did I miss another way?

>> No.33609141

C, so I can coil her too and rest my head against hers.

>> No.33609144

I like C because I like the idea of being squished between her tail and pillowy breasts

>> No.33609168

>hey hey onii-san wanna play doctor?

>> No.33609170

While C is the most intimate, A and B are far more versatile coils, as C locks you into activities that can be performed with that orientation.

>> No.33609187

C is nice.

>> No.33609205

So, A and B for foreplay and teasing, C for the more personal moments

>> No.33609239
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Can this story of a Faerie protagonist be translated to an MGE scenario?:


>> No.33609269
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She's gonna bully you for not beating that new Ghosts and Goblins.

>> No.33609308

somebody help me

my shoggoth wife has been bending space and reality and didnt even take me along with her

>> No.33609344

B looks uncomfortable for her though.

>> No.33609393

im not the only ushi oni appreciator anymore!
too bad im surrounded by pedos

>> No.33609411

A for general activities, B for tail pegging, C for cuddling and sleeping

>> No.33609464

Which is why A is superior between A and B

>> No.33609582
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Can't spell grape without ____

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>> No.33609614
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>Why would you ever need to leave the shrine? You have your duty and your love here, there is no need to go beyond the gates anymore

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Judging from that one frequent /tg/ anon who goes by "Warhammer Fantasy Anon" and his Warhammer FantasyxMonstergirl Encyclopedia AU crossover homebrew setting. Pure Uncorrupted Wood Elves are purist prudes with bean pole athletic otter body types. But corrupted wood Elves filed with mamono Mana are bombshell builds. (And yes, I know pic I posted isn't even a Warhammer Fantasy Wood Elf but a High Elf from the same setting)

Which also makes me wonder. Uncorrupted pure Wood Elves still view humans in disdain and hate.

>"What are you doing in my woods human!? Get our or I kill you!"

But Corrupted Wood Elves filled with Mamono Mana would be totally aroused and horny at the sight of an especially single and non-romantic-relationship human is in the woods:

>"Oh dear little human boy! Are you lost in my woods? Daww don't be sad, I'll take care of you, and maybe help find your parents and home?"

Or in case a lost human woman is in the woods and an incubized male Wood Elf come across her:

>"Hey girl? What's a lovely maiden like you doing out here? Wana go to my place to fug- I mean, get some shelter?"

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Oy, we club of kings appriciate all BEEG girls and Ushis are definitely Millitary Grade waifus.

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>> No.33609672

>we're out of milk

>> No.33609675
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>Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Anonprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!

>> No.33609697

Shogs are okay but this stuff getting spammed gets annoying. It's like some mary sue fan fiction from someone that doesn't know any of Lovecraft's stories. Shoggoths weren't crazy cosmic beings in either setting. In lovecraft they were a basic servitor race made by aliens in Antarctica. In MGE they are just some kind of slime that at one point worked for some gods that at one time ruled the seas along side Poseidon and got jealous of their master's husbands.

>> No.33609701

>t. about to get shoved into snake cleavage
I bet you wanted that though, didn't you

>> No.33609703

Fuck off

>> No.33609786

guys help my shoggoth wife is being too humble again

>> No.33609791

Take your Warhammer shit back to /tg/. There is even a Warhammer thread in /tg/ with a Hellhound OP pic for some reason.

>> No.33609846
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Make sure you keep the klingons away from uranus.

>> No.33609927

maybe later, already downed a bottle

>> No.33609944
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Got another story on how I met my wife, lots of muscle lewd.


>> No.33609969


Im sorry, I dont like tea, bring me a soda instead Kiki.

>> No.33610015

I feel like headpats is not a sufficient reward for such a good girl.
Would it be a bad idea to ask if she'd like anything?

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>> No.33610122

>gets slapped by maid
>never talks to her ever again

>> No.33610153

It annoys me that guys like that have pretty much ruined any chance to post about warhammer-related monster girls

>> No.33610161

kikis continue to shoot themselves in the foot

>> No.33610180
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POV: You are a student/scholar who is going to be moving to the famous and highly esteemed College University Town to get that famous top notch University grade education and graduate for a diploma. You are currently approaching the outskirts of the College University Town but are getting closer:


Next part of the POV, you are now in the College University Town itself. It is a very populated, lively bustling metropolis of a urban city filled and inhabited by many of fellow students and scholars, both humans, non-humans and monstergirls. And there's also the rest of the lively and wealthy citizens who live in the College University Town, clearly being upper class type of people given the prestigious high end nature of this city and the prestigious university it's built around.

>Background music:

You are making your way to the university itself as you now see more students and scholars such as yourself around the area. Also walking to the same university too, all being human, non-humans and mamono of vary size and shape, some of whom flying. And you see many Hakutakus and Crow Tengu mamono, clearly the the being the university's staff, faculty, teachers and professors.

>> No.33610183

Respond with a lot of ass slapping and a mating press

>> No.33610195

>I liked it.

>> No.33610202

It does suck
I just want to imagine the kinda convoluted schemes a lord of change would take to try and get you into bed with her

>> No.33610216

Well it does mean we're free of those silly people who talked about giant rat women living beneath cities capturing men to breed with them. Such ridiculous rumors.

>> No.33610231

I thought it's the 40k autists that are the problem? The dude was clearly talking about Warhammer Fantasy which from what I saw previous threads months ago is more openly accepted and tolerated given the fantasy nature.

Why? Is it because /the/ was so happened to be referred?

>> No.33610254

if you did she'd probably just say a headpat so might as well

>> No.33610303
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My theory is that the fallen god is a doppelganger of the chief god, with her creation coming out of the battle between her and the demon lord.

>> No.33610358

>heavy breathes at you
>ignore her
>continues to heavy breath
>eventually you look over at her
>she's crying
>"b-big bro can you please help? i'm stuccccck"
>"go yell for dad, he'll pull you out, i'm busy"
>backs out just fine and starts angrily scuttling away

>> No.33610388

>tfw the infernal amalgamation of daemon and machine will never grind your pelvis into dust

>> No.33610399

I've been reading up on some impressions of the demo and it's interesting how they do monsterization.

>> No.33610462
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>Warhammer Fantasy
Huh I didnt know there was a fantasy version of 40k

>> No.33610487

Funny thing is that 40k is a scify version of fantasy, not the other way around

>> No.33610541

>adopted anon is too genre savvy for simple ushi tricks!

>> No.33610580

what is interesting about it?

>> No.33610588

This is why I prefer nureonagos

>> No.33610598

I still need to beat the second one and Ultimate

>> No.33610682

Honestly the fantasy version is so generic that it just blends into the background noise of the average fantasy setting.
At least 40k is somewhat unique.

>> No.33610729

It's sort of like an out of body/spiritual thing where she looks over her life/relationship and decides what she wants it to be.

>> No.33610781

Anon....you do know you're taking the biggest bait in the world?

>> No.33610784

40k was just part of a trend in the 80s where people tried to improve things and settings that were not in space by putting them in space.

>> No.33610793

>the one autist/fanatic who decides to stay human

>> No.33610810

>anon is old enough to start getting into the romance game, makes a mamono dating account
>all of anon's skills revolve around things ushis care about since he was raised among them
>doesn't want to get with an ushi because it reminds him of his sisters and that's just immoral
>anon becomes the biggest ushi bait in the world
>even when they decide to take matters into their own hands he knows the signs and can easily escape from random ushis
>his sisters are still trying to get their big bro, any ushi that gets thwarted is never heard from again thanks in part to them

>> No.33610857

sounds like prime programming for ShogTV

>> No.33610915

These are turning into novels! As always greenworm is very cute though.

>> No.33610989

>Anon's skill at avoiding ushis make him successful as a guide through ushi territories
>That doesn't mean Anon's sisters still don't try and get him, it just means that if they mess up Anon's fame only grows as people talk about how they watched him escape an ushi with their own eyes

>> No.33611059

What is the current ShogTV Channel lineup? I assume Space Outlaw Anon: An Intergalactic Opera, Shoggy News at Nite, My Little Greenworm is too Cute!, and Agent Duster: the Series are locks.

>> No.33611134

ya forgot anon cockson

>> No.33611164

Men should submit to foxes.

>> No.33611167
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Kind of hard to want to talk about them when it just takes a few vocal autists to spoil it. Despite the fact that Khornettes, Nurglettes haha no and Ladies of Change are conceptually fun.

>> No.33611168

Jackass - The LEGEND of Anon Cockson. How could I have forgotten?

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>> No.33611230

What are some scenarios where a shy human boy would be teased by a Cheshire?

>> No.33611238

TeleShogging in the early hours

>> No.33611257

Tales from the Underground is a late night storytime TV series hosted by a big mama Wurm.
Very comfy.

>> No.33611268

Only one
>Shy human boy exists in general vicinity of Cheshire

>> No.33611283

get caught looking at her as she bends over, stuttering as she approaches him

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submit? what do you mean, she just wants to hang out with me!

>> No.33611291

lost boys are the main prey of Cheshires

>> No.33611345

Who will protect these poor lost boys against Cheshires?

>> No.33611441 [SPOILER] 
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My hellhound will save me! Surely she can't be beaten by some silly cat.

>> No.33611442

A fine work of art

>> No.33611516

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>replaces every writing instrument inside Demon Co. with disappearing ink pens

>> No.33611555
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>Jinko aunt comes over to anons house to do chores for him
>Anon is shitposting in the other room when he hears "AAAAANNNNOOOOOOOONNNN"
>Taking a break from telling an inari bunyips are softer on /mofu/ anon saunters into the kitchen to find his jinko aunt with one paw down the drain
>"Please anon, I'm stuck I need a strong young man to help me out" she emphasizes her point by jerking her arm causing her bust to jiggle
>Anons seen his aunt casually carry a couch before and knows if she's stuck it's because she wants to be
>Watching her tail and ass sway in tandem as she wiggles her hips in her very genuine escape attempt is doing more to convince anon that she needs help than her pleading is
How does a jinko get their paw stuck in a drain? That will remain a mystery

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>> No.33611602

ya know that TIP posting last thread gave anon cockson an idea

>> No.33611611

Fuck off

>> No.33611621
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I like to think his sisters have lists of all the easily kidnappable men in their area so they can throw one at other ushis when they get too close to anon. This is beginning to sound like his adopted sisters are yandere. Yan ushi sisters, what a terrifying concept

>> No.33611646

Slap her ass and watch her yank her hand out, no problem.

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Honestly, if there's nothing concrete, I may just write her as being the chief god's twin who preferred peace with the new demon lord but fell to depravity. I'd have the nation be ignorant to her fall and as a result, they force the order out to make peace with their monster neighbors.

>> No.33611656

That would imply there's some poor sap out there who fell in love with the Chief God

>> No.33611680

Monsters can suppress different parts of their bodies, so it's most likely that she shrunk her paw and released it when it was in.

>> No.33611687

>New demon in casual picture for my collection

>> No.33611694

>messes up a demon's marriage scheme
anon I think that might actually get you murdered

>> No.33611735

Better to press pelvis into her butt while grabbing her waist to pull her unstuck. Then pretend it was just a casual favour

>> No.33611777

Kind of like having a slave. Kidding although if you feel especially cruel you can pull out your photo album of chores she completed when she was a kid and made obvious mistakes

>> No.33611780

She has to lose eventually. I'd help lilith reform her into a loving wife.

>> No.33611793

better yet casually mention that you need to finish texting the YOUNG SPRY Jinko from school real quick, then you'll help her out

>> No.33611815

Kill yourself my man

>> No.33611820
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Stop right there, criminal scum

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They are getting there, aren't they? Maybe once I finally get to the end, I'll go back and flesh the posts out and repost it on pastebin or some other site like that.

>> No.33611943

The only thing that can beat a shitposter is an even greater shiposter.
What manner of monster could hope to match the cheshires shitposting potential?

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We gotta find a way to turn the Cheshires against one another, let the problem solve itself... but how...

>> No.33612013

What about Hatters?

>> No.33612030

>Human boy
>Implying there's any other kind of boy

>> No.33612066

Yes, Human boy is younger than Human man, how young is up to you
And how well you can hide it from the FBI if you are a burger

>> No.33612069

In this world, there are only two types. Boys and “toms”.

>> No.33612072

I'm going to pet and molest Cheshire's ears when she comes to bully me

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You're going into the alt folder with the rest of the non-uniformly designed demons fiend

>> No.33612116

>Trying to physically molest the cheshire
I give you points for trying

>> No.33612135

I really hope this slang in a game doesn't become another forced meme to be spammed to death

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>Please, be my guardian forever.

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>implying the Cheshire doesn't want it

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Why are these two such a great combo?

>> No.33612202

As opposed to human girls.

>> No.33612206

if she comes to bully i'll go down on her and when she is right about to cum, stop and say well, chesh, this is where it ends, and then just walk away

>> No.33612222

There are elf boys too.

>> No.33612286

Bunyip, it’s their national heritage

>> No.33612343

One to break your pelvis, one to break your mind, and both to constantly raid your fridge and make themselves at home in your house no matter how many times you kick them out

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Visit Bunyip threads
Pay attention to Bunyip posts
Always reply to Bunyip posters

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>those nipples
need to see some drippage STAT

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I can't imagine what I could like more than a big and strong girl that thinks I'm small and cute

>> No.33612486

And dwarf boys. Though they might be extinct.

>> No.33612547

I suppose a dwarf boy looks older than a human adult

>> No.33612599
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Mofu Supremacy

>> No.33612616

That is the optimal size and figure for the demons I wish to summon

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>Cheshire keeps drinking all your beer
>Hellhound keeps eating all your ice cream
>Both harass you about getting more when you get home from work or school
>Your mother keeps letting them in because you've known them since childhood and she wants some grandkids already
Damn freeloaders

>> No.33612679

I too wished to have my pelvis turn into powder

>> No.33612703

I need a demon, a wight, a jinko, and a holst with those figures

>> No.33612717

>Mom, you have to stop letting them into the house!
>But you're such good friends with them!
>Nonsense, you have so much fun together
>Nyeah, Anon. Remember how much "fun" we had last night?~
>Yeah, and we fucked you really hard too!
>Aren't you two just the sweetest. Thank you for looking after my boy.

>> No.33612766

Too excessive. Brown demon artist is zkstxxx

>> No.33612844

Take that to /d/, how can people stomach disgusting shit like this.

>> No.33612928

>A wight with that figure
Dangerously worthy of worship.

>> No.33612976

Big boobs are awesome, what are you taking about?

>> No.33613024

Dear god those Chinese shogfags.

>> No.33613035

She needs to lose weight

>> No.33613039
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I'm all for big but only if it's proportional. It's not right if the rest of her body couldn't support them.

>> No.33613044
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How long before anon snaps and mating presses them both into messes for all the stress they cause?

>> No.33613053

The best kind.
She and the demon will get along swimmingly while the jinko wonders what the big deal about tea is.
Holst is just happy to be there

>> No.33613072
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big but need bigger

>> No.33613073

C but with face in booba.

>> No.33613087

Is uh that an actual doujin? I'm asking for purely scientific reasons of course.

>> No.33613090

I dunno, the one I'm talking about is going to be pretty full figured and chesty

>> No.33613091

The file name, Anon.

>> No.33613098

I wanna be the meat of a Lilim sandwich with Lilim twins who share everything

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I doubt my brain could handle that much lim but I'd sure as hell try to frustrate two of them enough to drag me into one

>> No.33613365

what should Anon Cockson do next?

>> No.33613385

My elaborate plan to disarm a cheshire is to be blind so that she's can't prank me without feeling bad afterwards.

>> No.33613564

Sadly, it seems monstergirls violate many Human Rights Violations if they are to come here to our world. Atleast according to rules set up by the United Nations:

A mental element: the "intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such"; and
A physical element, which includes the following five acts, enumerated exhaustively:
Killing members of the group
Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group
Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part
Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group
Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group

This is from the Offical United Nations of Genocide protection.

So lets break it down...

>Mental element: the "intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such"
Druellas extermist group is dedicated to 'aggressively expanding the demon realm'.
>Killing members of the group
In order to become undead, you kind of need to be dead, dying or born undead anyways in MGE.
>Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group
Monsterization in general.
>Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part
Demon realms in general are every much this by their existence since it corrupts food, water and the air you take in.
>Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group
Monster girls can only give birth to monster girls, odd how human girls aren't involved.
>Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group
Monsterization in general and the sabbath.

If monstergirls did come into the real world, the international criminal court would be flipping their shit.

>> No.33613573
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What do you think about her new shirt?

>> No.33613595

fuck 'em faggots, they can go hang themselves

>> No.33613608

Too long, too /tg/

>> No.33613611

humans already do ALOT of those things,makes no difference

>> No.33613620

well we gotta test that claim out now don't we

>> No.33613631

Even worse it's a reheated post from 2019

>> No.33613636

>anons taking the obvious bait

>> No.33613638

>United Nations
So a lot of seething but nothing being done about it

>> No.33613654

I'd rather know how anons would help their waifus relax after a long day!

>> No.33613681

There is no denying any place ruled and governed by monstergirls is a happy cheerful and just outright optimistic good place to live in. But alas it wouldn't be denied that outside of places governed by monstergirls, there are genuinely terrible and not-so-good places to live and awful shitholes outside monstergirl ruled territory and Demon Realms.

This be the type somber or more serious BGMs you hear outside of monstergirl lands where it may or may not be wracked and ravaged by conflicts:

And this hear is background music played in even more serious toned places like the Order places and maybe even Royal/Imperial courts of other considerably powerful human/mortal nations:


>> No.33613705

a hot cooked meal of something sweet and savory, like barbacue, and cuddling

>> No.33613708
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Wanna see something that'll... shock you?

>> No.33613710

My wife Titania asks for a nice massage while we watch her favorite TV show. The TV show is purely so that when I hit a good spot and she lets out a little squeal that the two of us don't get carried away and do stuff in the living room. It sets a bad precedent, and what if we get walked/flown in on!

>> No.33613725

alright sure, why not, I got a couple minutes

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>> No.33613757

what's the show anon?

>> No.33613777

shut it tigger

>> No.33613783
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You may be barking up the wrong tree there.

>> No.33613806

Look mom he pasted another one

>> No.33613834

Super Fairy Force Rescue Squad. Yes, it's a kids show but she just adores it. She claims that she just puts it on because she wants to keep up with the little fairies so when they ask questions she can seem like an intelligent big sister who knows everything but I see how her eyes light up when Commander Ambrosia Titania rounds up the Fairy Rescue Rangers and they save the Magical Forest and it's inhabitants from danger

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The United Nations happily stands by while it happens if it benefits them, so they can fucking burn for all I care.


>> No.33613851

I like a girl that considers eye contact consent.

>> No.33613896

wholesome programming from the Fae Network

>> No.33613920
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Tail massages. Although the days never feel too long since I work with her on magic research. I would say the hardest part is just the trip home after a "hard" day's work.

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>tfw if I were ever portaled I would want to go join the order so I could live out my fantasy of being seduced away from the order by big titty waifu monster

>> No.33614144

The united nations has done all of those things.

>> No.33614180

If I ever get teleported I wish to be either three things, the maddest lad to ever grace their world by messing with monster girls till I get married. Be a big dumb hubby for a smart squishy monster or find an ancient evil wurm to have kids with

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After I made this I realized how scary of a proposition it was for either of these two to have a keyboard at their disposal.

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>> No.33614372

Remember anon, if the person talking with you online asks you where you live, don't tell them. If they are a friend from online multiplayer, a Mongolian basketweaving forum, or anything else of the sort, do not agree to go unless you know they are human. And for the love of God, do not go on sites like hounded, cored, necrosrus, succd, claw'd, frosteers, and especially, Bigbros.
Thank you for your cooperation and stay safe anon

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I want a lion with watermelon-crushing thighs

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>> No.33614463

oh boy i sure do hate lilims

>> No.33614478

Order gauntlets typed this post

>> No.33614482

>legal advice that is almost assuredly wrong
Demon hands types this

>> No.33614548

I'm slowly starting to enjoy the idea of monsterizing a high ranking paladin-chan.

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Oh boy I sure do love Druella

>> No.33614585
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>portals open
>Anon gets married to a lilim
>the DL really wants to meet him
>Anon is terrified, afraid of what she will think when she looks at someone as pathetic as him, thinks she will find hate him and find him an embarrassment unworthy of her daughter
>tries to come up with various excuses to put the meeting off
>surprisingly his wife is quite eager to help in that regard
>but she can't stop mama
>what mama wants she gets
>after waiting too long she decides to come personally
>Anon finds the DL sitting on a sofa with a giddy expression and holding a picture album
>she spent the next 10 hours telling him everything about her daughter, including THAT ONE TIME when she was little
>also gave him a copy of the picture album
>turns out the DL really loves meeting her sons-in-law
>meanwhile the lilim was busy chugging liters of absinthe
>not even in another world is she safe from her mother

>> No.33614586

Druella claws typed this post

>> No.33614603

it's a good feeling. Make sure to take it nice and slow.

>> No.33614611

I like lilims more than normal succubi
Not for the fact that they could mindbreak you by kissing you,
Not because they are arguably some of the most powerful monsters in the setting
Though I am a huge powerslut so that is a bonus
but because I like how Lillims have white hair and wings/tails

>> No.33614614

This is about shitposting. Wurms post proper legal advice when they're not messing around.

>> No.33614638
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Imagine monster cops completely taking their side by their twisted reasoning that only makes sense to other monsters
"Yes officer, he looked at me straight in the eye. What did he say? It doesn't matter, he practically got on his knees and begged to be loved! He should know not to stare. Yes I broke into his house and charmed him but that was for his own safety, the hounds across the street had him marked! Yes, Mr. Anon and I are practically married already! And I need to look out for his safety. Thank you officer have a nice day."

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yes they can

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I assure you I am just a fan of her

>> No.33614670
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>What's your name?

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>> No.33614691

Oh boy Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.33614696
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uh huh ok

>> No.33614713

I hired Wurm Lawyer and I still didn't win my case, she's a fraud I want the money I didn't pay back!

>> No.33614714

Can i get a sauce. Seems like she has some huge tits in this image.

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>> No.33614732

what money, and what happened was you married against your will?

>> No.33614735

This is lies and slander against wurm law!

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Yabby is the artist his ahris are god tier

>> No.33614800

she works pro bono but I feel like I deserve some compensation for what happened
>what happened
I was minding my own business in Wonderland when a Cheshire chucked me into the QoH's Jubjub pit, and I was instantly married to multiple Jubs on the spot. I demanded some sort of reparations from the Chesh, Wurm couldn't get anything done despite her expert opinion saying she would win.

>> No.33614814

Thanks friend!

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Help, I tried giving my wife headpats, then I blacked out and when I came to she was giving me headpats, what sorcery is this

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You gotta believe me anon. What's so unbelievable with me wanting to love the Demon Lord's cutest daughter?

>> No.33614845

the proposition of worm and wurm working together is some scary shit. just imagine worm and wurm combining forces to train into an invasion force secretly and one day launching a mass invasion and marrying multiple men on the spot. every man would have a worm and wurm wife, the only downside for the ws is that they have to share

>> No.33614856

most curious, but rather than sue her, the thing you should ask is to learn how to teleport from that chesh, so you can cock block her in the future

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>cutest daughter
yeah ok Drufatty, keep telling yourself that

>> No.33614894

You need to upgrade to scalp massages; she'll melt into a puddle right there.

>> No.33614931

People keep hyping up ShogTV but what other channels are there on MGTV?
>Fae Network
>24 hour Rata and Danuki news channels
>the Wonderland CCTV channel
>Kikimora ran home improvement channel
>The History Channel

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It's a subjective opinion anon, no need to take offense. I just like the evil queen archetype she has going on.

>> No.33614952

lol who cares

>> No.33614959

Fuck you! That’s my name.
My parents hated me...

>> No.33614979

>My wife Titania accidentally switching to the History Channel late one night when Ancient Aliens is on
>Looks like the nightlight is getting plugged back in, we lasted a whole 2 weeks

>> No.33614986

Headpats are one thing, you need to step your game up and become a licensed massage therapist. Should only cost you like $150 and one weekend.

>> No.33615013

Eurozone has no Kikis outside of the brits
Weird considering how popular they are in other places

>> No.33615016

There’s Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon still, but they got really weird after they were bought by the Sabbath.

>> No.33615028

>tfw the only wight entry
More for me!

>> No.33615031

>So what's your name?
>Fuck you
>I mean yeah, but what am I gonna be screaming later?

>> No.33615036
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>'I am revealed to you at last. The puppet master. The wheel upon which your entire life has rotated. Though I must admit, you do disappoint in some regards.'
>'Odd how even when orchestrating your every choice, your entire life, you still cry out against the fate the winds of change have woven for you.'
>'But do not worry, despite you shunning the mystical arts to gallivant around, dressed in the furs of your ancestors, crying out for praise of a long dead and long forgotten God, my crows and I shall always be beside you.'
>'For no matter how far or fast you try to run, you will always find yourself in my bed, again and again. After all, You are simply a spoke on my wheel, and time is all that I have left to break you and make you mine.'

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>> No.33615050

>Mamono Geographic
Bri'ish commentators over Jinkos/Ocelomeh/Ferals in general jumping guys in the wild and Harpies laying eggs
>Food Network
Except instead of unfunny entertainers cooking food nobody actually eats it's all just food porn for the various eating focused species. After dark it's all cumtail making and semen sauce cooking.
Music videos with all your favorite Mamono bands, such as "Ushi and the Rape Train", "The Succs Next Door", and "P A I N A L"
One Makai News, an extremist-centered news channel that is full of biased commentary and mamono conspiracy theories
Same thing but for the Order, not carried by 99% of cable providers

>> No.33615054

That’s because you were guilty, Wurm Lawyer never lies

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>> No.33615066

What do you mean weird? It's the same shit, young girls dipping their feet in slime and cartoons with ambiguously adult themes.

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>> No.33615100

how the fuck am I supposed to carry her back to the inn when she weight a ton and is 10 feet long

>> No.33615104
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.33615110

>Fox news
>Literally just a kitsune new network discussion Zipangu, fox fashion, and tail styling

>> No.33615131

The queans
Bicorns power hour

>> No.33615144

I feel Wurm. Can anyone explain to me those "Tom" comments?

>> No.33615154
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>Real househusbands of El Dorado
>Bunch of anons preparing meals and sharing embarrassing stories while their wives go raiding.

>> No.33615160

>bros my girlfriend has started acting weird lately
>she keeps wanting to watch Fox News all of a sudden
>really into wearing Zipangese clothes after we visited there
>for some reason she has flaming blue fox ears on her head
>keeps making that stupid hand signal at me
>she keeps googling "how foxes usually have sex" and "can a guy's balls survive 10 milkings a day"

>> No.33615167

>Can anyone explain to me those "Tom" comments?
Have you played the MGE RPG demo?

>> No.33615169

Werecat in MGE RPG calls you that, it makes lots of us horny

>> No.33615205

Vampire speak for offering of sex.

>> No.33615214

from a small blue-haired one right

>> No.33615215

>jungle girls petitioning to get the show moved to a later timeslot because they don't want their kids seeing the candid shots of the husbands getting lovey with their wives
>"What if my daughter saw a woman sitting on her husband's lap while he strokes her ears and calls her a really sweet girl who's just strong enough to take all his love?"

>> No.33615230
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>> No.33615245

Lady i think you are mistaken, i'm already married
My wife also happens to be a Shirohebi, so for your own sake you better untie me at once and run as fast as you can away from this place

>> No.33615253

Can anyone be as kind to provide source or original of that image?

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Do you think oclomehs have to give their daughters "The Talk" about how it's okay to actually be all lovey with their husbands when nobody else is around?

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I imagine wonderland girls speak with british accents
"Ye m8 ahve me rapin' loicense right ere"

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Gotta watch out for those hand signs.

>> No.33615297

now that just lovely

>> No.33615298

The proper way to nap with your fox (without including her sister)

>> No.33615309

>Little known fact, these are Fox Supremist handsigns

>> No.33615313

Can't make hand signs if you hold her hands

>> No.33615323
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>It's a bunch of wolf and dog girls that ramble about Order conspiracies to turn frog girls into lesbians

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>> No.33615363

Bloody hell, I'm gonna to shag that moggy

>> No.33615403

>Long day of shitposting
>About to drift off to sleep
>The Local Cheshire is at the foot of your bed
>It's gonna be another one of THOSE nights

>> No.33615424

>my daughter... I know what you've been doing with your new boy toy
>no sweetie, it's ok, that's perfectly normal

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>> No.33615453

Is it possible to out-troll a cheshire as a lowly human?

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>> No.33615472

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the cowl.

>> No.33615477

How to instantly get a Bri'ish Chesh beyond wet

>> No.33615514
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I knew it wasn't a coincidence that she kept changing it away from fox news every time I got back. By the way if anyone has any requests or memes with the worm I don't think I have any I need to do.

>> No.33615545

Greenworm in a top hat.

>> No.33615619

how long would one Anon Cockson would fair in MGE world

>> No.33615643

depends, how much honey is slathered on his cock and are there or are there not sprinkles involved

>> No.33615655

she's going to be the classiest bug in the forest, how will other insects ever recover?

>> No.33615676

Some interesting results in the end. I can see only one Pharaoh and no Anubis, I thought the latter would get at least two. Only one Lich, too.
Respect to the two Shirohebifags and the lone Succubus appreciator.

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I want a lilim to mind break me by kissing.

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open wide!

>> No.33615741

Anon Cockson needs your help, since his head as hollow as a human woman's heart. He hasn't many ideas on what to do next, Help him for his next adventure on Jackass

>> No.33615749

What about mindbreak via hugging

>> No.33615769

Wearing 100 layers of coats and heavy pants in a room full of horny lava golems

>> No.33615771

Surprise a Manticore so hard she reflexively shoots all the spines out of her tail at once.

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The best kind of mindbreak

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>> No.33615783

now how would one pull that off, remember he is "special"

>> No.33615832

Make joybuzzer knuckles and then fist her tail unexpected and undetected, while she's walking around, doing everyday shit.

>> No.33615855

That is also an acceptable answer.

>> No.33615879

noted, will be done shortly and in quick order

>> No.33615910

Wear Russian bear hunting armor and take a trip through yeti country.

>> No.33615920

Actually, make like a rubber glove with joybuzzers on the fingers. That way you can still pull your hand out, sans glove if she clamps down on it with her tail.

>> No.33615949

now noted and will be done

>> No.33615967

Diving with a cut in a shark-proof cage. A strong cage can withstand a shark, but you'll be surprised what over a dozen of really desperate Mersharks can do.

>> No.33616008

Hopefully the ruckus doesn't attract kraken. I don't think they have kraken grade cages.

>> No.33616032
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Gotta watch out for those Gremlin magitech computers, they might suck you in and make you do some ReBoot styled chicantery to escape.

>> No.33616038

Jist use shark spray

>> No.33616039

>oh silly husband, you didn't need to go through the trouble of making a cage for me to grab, you're so thoughtful, I'm going to give you little suction cup kisses all night for that

>> No.33616090

>dark matter
>a fucking lamp
It's like the isle of forgotten monsters over here.

>> No.33616119
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How would your waifu cure you from a sickness? Sex isn't a cure

>> No.33616137

>Not even a charming pixel art makeover can save the chimera pauldrons

>> No.33616152

By infusing me with magic power.
She generates magic power by having sex with me.

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By merely existing within close proximity of me.

>> No.33616179

Hello this is Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>Today is a wonderous day for a spook wouldn't ya say
>But the more appropriate word would be shock
>But I'm getting ahead of myself aren't I
>Quite unusually today, I'm fully dressed,
>It fucking sucks to be honest with you but it is needed for today's subject at hand
>Today I'm going after the biggest Manti I've ever seen
>In couple of words she looks like a normal one sans one thing, she is serious military-grade hardware, Imean look at those biceps, they would crush a lesser man in half, and those thighs that could crush a mans head easily
>The subject is currently jogging and is nearing our position
> "One, two, One, two, One, two, One, two," she spoke as she jogged hoping to lose some of that winter weight
>Now that she has stopped, let us move in for the kill
>I put on my rubber glove with joybuzzers on the tip
>It is three meters ahead
>ram my fist all the way and zap it up
>The Manti surprised beyond any shadow of a doubt, let an earsplitting scream of terror as her tailpussy was fisted and zapped at the same time, and in surprise, she fired all barbs at once
>But in vain as she never even heard the man fled
>And to this day, all manti's wear a special cup to prevent this from happening to them

>> No.33616181

Watching a kraken peel apart metal bars like tinfoil is interesting foreplay.

>> No.33616192

If it's a cold or something, the usual stuff you'd do if you got one, lots of water, bed rest. And no, bed rest doesn't mean sex, as that requires energy. If it's something more serious, then probably a trip to the clinic or something.

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>oh look what handsome anons
>see them posting watch them cum
>how I HATE those lonely losers, how they make my stomach turn
>I’ve got a little machine that’ll really screw em’ now
>it’s a nasty kind of gadget, from a special kind of gal
I’m too lazy to do the rest of the song

>> No.33616202

Jinko sweat therapy for one and some tried and true wonderland concoctions for the other.

>> No.33616204

I didn't expect you to actually greentext this. I'm saving it.

>> No.33616211

Holy moly, look at those fangs!

>> No.33616228

well keep the ideas following, I'll be doing quick ones, ok

>> No.33616249

you're up next, if ya can, tell me how big should the cut be

>> No.33616257


Jinkos are Chinese, no way your wife can exist in MG canon, the dark skin does not suit her, and how the fuck does she have red hair being black? How is her fur white when her skin is dark?

>> No.33616271

So if you're lonely, you know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you

>> No.33616276

that's quite uncalled for.

>> No.33616301

No bigger than a palm, big enough to make the cloud of blood easily visible.

>> No.33616318

kay, noted

>> No.33616358

Anon Cockson and Florida man team up against python and gator girls in the everglades?

>> No.33616368

Why so many florida men like monstergirls?

>> No.33616387

>3 layer cage
>she's pelling back bar after bar of the layer much slower than you know she can for dramatic effect
>full yandere eyes
>"oh dear husband, why do you hide behind these bars? don't you want to feel my tentacles exploring every inch of your body?"
>"don't worry, the suction cup marks will only stay for around a week, so as long as you aren't being a manwhore and showing your asscheeks nobody will even know"

>> No.33616397

Because Floridians are the most based race on earth.

>> No.33616400

have you been the florida, you have gators on your front lawn every couple of weeks, or giants snake, snapping turtles, sometimes theres panthers

>> No.33616403

3rd most populated state and it contains lots of guys that do crazy shit, it just works

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Submit to smoke hobo fox

>> No.33616441

Does she still attract a harem?

>> No.33616449
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I'm a far northerner though

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Sounds like somebody didn't invest enough points in STR.

>> No.33616459

Don't forget the spiders, as well. At times it's like Australia 2.

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>most based race on earth
idk man maybe try not getting absolutely bootyblasted after taking mad shit and I'll believe you

>> No.33616471

You wish your state was as powerful as mine.

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>> No.33616478

electric boogaloo

>> No.33616484

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes mixing a bit of elemental magic into your resurrection spells may seem cool at first but it has its drawbacks.
Sure, those zombies may seem cute with light flickering out of gaps in their meat but then you realize they can breathe fire or that the wind magic that lets the banshee always have her hair moving can also let her fly.

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Roll the fuck up to the middle of undead buckeye nowhere, buddy.

>> No.33616495

that man is not carrying the echidna, it's a popular tactic among rata photo companies to purposely take the shot hiding the majority of the tail which is actually supporting most of the mamono's weight

>> No.33616502

im going to infuse my dragon zombie waifu with all the elements

>> No.33616544

Anon, elemental instability is not a good thing.

>> No.33616552

You wanna test your mettle boyo? Or you just gonna sit there in yer home turf?

>> No.33616568

not if done correctly and shes a dragon, shes strong enough to handle it

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Fugget about him, get you that pyro-wight!!
My job took me down there already, backed up coworkers in a bar scrap and your bois were TRASH

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Where do I find living human girls in an undead city?

>> No.33616588

You don't, usually.

>> No.33616595

>>no african anons
If there were any fans of MGE in Africa, I wonder what species they like.

>> No.33616606

Just ask the local wight nicely. I'm sure she's got a few in her dungeon.

>> No.33616609

The proper choice of the element for the waifu is water, so she can always be wet.

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Watch for the ones who are pale, but not deathly pale

Often they'll appear to be a little TOO eager to speak of undeath as though they have to convince you of said status.

>> No.33616624

>Pale skin
>Hair ends in tongues of flame
>Has ambient orbs of flame floating about for her own mood lighting

>> No.33616629

>Roasts you alive when you call her ass fat

>> No.33616639

You just have to work on your cardio so that you can dodge her blasts.
And if she's truly got a fat ass she won't be able to keep up with you.

>> No.33616648

I'm not going to say a certain species that immediately comes to mind but I'm sure that it varies depending on the region, the MENA area is significantly different than the Congo so there's probably a pretty nice range of beloved mamono, which is what they would want.

>> No.33616659

fuck it, the satisfying WHAP when I went for a spank was worth it

>> No.33616666
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Can you cook lunch on you're waifu?

>> No.33616670

what if I just lick the tip of my finger, poke her ass with it, and then hold it there and let it sizzle?

>> No.33616680

Hi, This Is Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>Today, I am here at sea and I'm going to dive into this mershark infested water
>Tosses a whole cow to see be devoured in near seconds
>I'll be using this here OTF to cut my hand
>It is a Miqrotech scab that has a just beautiful damausas steel blade with just a lovely "Click" to it
>sorry my autism is showing
>Now to cut my palm like icutmydicksometimestonut
>It is cut, now let me get into the cage
>Alright crew, lower me down as fast as you can
>As I am in this here cage, time to do some stupid shit
>as I do jumping jacks, my heart beats faster and makes my blood flow out faster as well
>I hear them screaming towards me
>These mersharks want to help me and see me as weak, well fuck this shit
>I get out of the pussy ass cage, and I show these sharks whose the boss of this ocean
>I Dodge and evade their attempt to grab me as gracefully as the old willie pep
>They even get more desperate as they call for their boss
>The boss appears, it is one of the most marine-grade lasses I had ever seen,
>Whne I saw her, I slapped her ass the instant I could and attempted to swim away
>I am turned and I see her toothy maw
>Ye are wee righteous cunt aren't ye. Ye be thinking, that ye be not be needing any help, well after we done carin for ya, well
>We be turning ye into our husband ain't that right gals
>Yes boss, Ye
>So we can do this the easy way or ye be doing it the hard way choice is yours
>No way, fag
>well, all they found of him was the cowl
>they say that if you find a knife on the beach, it belonged to this man whose wives don't let him near any bladed objects anymore

>> No.33616681

Based quads makes me want to try, although I don't know how far me and Titania are going to get. I'll keep you posted.

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KC made this instant loss species SPECIFICALLY for Anons like this to carefully consider the consequences of their actions, then get a big, soft handful of hag wight ass.

>> No.33616712

I was given my hands and by god himself, I will give that hag's ass a good spanking and groping

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Godspeed, anon

>> No.33616723

Using the mind-reading helmet, that a gremlin invented, to decipher thoughts into audio, I have concluded the the mind of a Wurm is nothing but Hanna-Barbera sound effects playing non-stop.

>> No.33616732

I'm going to but a few strips of bacon on her bare ass one morning while she sleeps and tell her to wake up and smell the bacon when it starts to sizzle

>> No.33616748

good good good now I need to know what the Greenworm has going on... for science of course...

>> No.33616756

well that just make her cuter

>> No.33616758

>multiple threads later
>get a quote from that post
>literally blowing the dust off that one archaeologist style
>"Holy shit anon. It worked."

>> No.33616769

Not every british accent is cockney

>> No.33616787

they make you put the "cock" in her "cockney"

>> No.33616810

aight, gonna sleep
will dream of my strong fat wurm wife

>> No.33616827

sweet dreams anon, one day you'll wake up in her arms

>> No.33616850

>guy who gets tons of commissions of his classy wife is a buckeye
>confirmed to be filthy rich from the copious amount of smut he's paid for
We can't stop winning, Ohio bros.

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I'm nowhere near rich man, I just don't any other expensive habits.

>> No.33616874

>poverty tier anon that exclusively draws his waifu himself for free is from OK
the memes really do write themselves don't they

>> No.33616878

i just want to remind you all to have sex with fairies

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No anon, it's past their bedtimes. Try again tomorrow at a regular time and make sure you schedule a playdate with my wife beforehand.

>> No.33616907

no matter what state you're from, my wife and I want to extend greetings!
and a warning to stay out of the rust belt, soon to be known as the undead thong

>> No.33616918

they can have a sleepover in my pants

>> No.33616923

Bro, please don't ruin this for me, I need this.

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....fine, maybe my wife sent over some dowry.

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I found this on /v/ and I wanted to share

>> No.33616968

>sent over

>> No.33616969

That fucking walk gets me everytime, feels like I need to move out of her way.

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Listen here anon, the only thing she loves more than the little fairies is me, and not by much to be honest. If you want to schedule a sleepover it has to be on a weekend and we'll have to share contact info, as well as provide a list of allergies and things that scare them. We sat down together with one of your demon friends to write an over 200 page rulebook that needs to be read cover to cover before we can consider your sleepover application. I'm not saying you can't stick them in your pants but it's going to be hard to get off with her forcing me to call you every 15 minutes to check in on them and make sure they're ok. You might want to bark up the Pixie tree for this one anon, or maybe find some fairies from a faraway land, outside the domain of my wife Titania's kingdom.

>> No.33616994

I want to move into her way

>> No.33617001

I just watched the announcement trailer on yt for that, I wish they would have given her a huskier voice, those battle grunts sound way to high pitched for that body

>> No.33617008

>mindbreak via hugging
Sounds like a job for that sweaty Yeti in her cold, remote cabin

>> No.33617034

What, you didn't read the fine print?
>Any Anon who willingly volunteers to marry more violent races or monstergirls with loving, violent tendencies are to receive disability in advance
Don't tell me you fell for demon-chan's trick and signed the contract thinking it was just a receipt for some food?

>> No.33617035

Haha, imagine getting mindbroken by a simple hug. Now if she decided to bust out a tit and shove it in my mouth I'm sure things would be quite different

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Monster girls wearing oversized sweaters may be dangerous but a man wearing one may be too risky depending on the situation

>> No.33617087

>she forgets to take off her bra
>shoves her breasts in your face anyway
>mouthful of white fur

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>Thank GOD you're home Anon, the baby did a little kick and I got so unbelievably hungry, like if you came home 10 minutes later we'd be in trouble again for fucking in the driveway again

>> No.33617106

I think my foxes are broken, they cant do this.

>> No.33617107
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>Ms. Wight can I have a human girl from your dungeon
>”Of course you can, just please follow me down into the my dungeon and I’ll help you find one”
>Follow Ms. Wight down in decrepit dark dungeons
>”I can’t believe you have the gall to enter a member of the midnight aristocracy’s manor and ask for a living girl, let alone a human”
>Begins slowly cornering me scrapping her claws against the stone while the clack of her heels gets closer
>”I’d find such impudence amusing if I were married, unfortunately I’m not, fortunately you’re going to apologize for such an insult by wedding this poor old lonely wight, right Mr. Anon?”
>Didn’t realize just how tall and overbearing she is till she had me pinned against the stone wall, whilst ethereal claws block any escape and cold corporeal hands run through my hair
>”After all, you were the one that entered a woeful wight’s home asking for mere human girl instead of the mistress’s hand in marriage, so it’d be expected for you to right this wrong and offer yourself to me, yes?”
>Agree with tall imposing wight due to her being tall and imposing and get dragged to lavish bedroom for due punishments and rewards
>”What!? O-of course I’m undead Anon I only breath cause vocal cords can’t properly function without doing so! If I had it my way I’d totally never breath ever again”
>”Eh, warm skin? It’s just been... hot today so my body absorb some heat”
>”What kind of undead I am? Uh, I’m, uh a-a lich I just don’t float around cause I’d rather save my mana for more important things like raising undead”
>”Why don’t I raise a zombie right now? Well, I, uh, I’m out of mana due to... raising a horde of zombies at home so I just need to wait for my mana to recharge. O-o-or I could get a mana injection from a human such as yourself I could totally show you my power”
>”But we have to go back to your place cause my place is a mess- I mean too dangerous for a mortal such as yourself”

>> No.33617111

Her breasts are too big to not have mana

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That's why cowgirls are being conscripted as mages. They have big mana

>> No.33617181

she's going to have a unique spellbook

>> No.33617183

>battle with another mage
>casting spell after spell
>wearing each other down
>eventually the two of you decide, fuck it, one final kamehameha style beam battle
>can't cast anything
>simultaneously say "1 sec", grabbing your cow mage wives and breastfeeding for a solid few minutes
>look up to see each other with breast milk rolling down the sides of your mouths
>decide that men of culture don't need to fight like this and decide to call it a draw

>> No.33617196

What game console is that and what are they playing?
Why does she have a portrait of a naked fairy hanging on the wall?
How can a fairy and a pixie together defeat the gamer titania?
When a titania gets tilted, will she be based by saying sexist things towards male gamers over the mic?

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Shame Qwaser is so fucking weird because Tomo is a toptier magic milk tank

>> No.33617215

Oh and she wasn't the one who got the breast expansion when it would have made her a goddess in truth

>> No.33617269

XXX-game tesseract box
It’s called hentai and it’s art
They didn’t but losing is fun
Titanias never tilt they just calmly remind their teammates that a virgin kakuen riding her first dick ever could play better than them

>> No.33617419

>what console and game
My wife insisted on me buying the new FaeCube 720 so she could play Ultra Super Fairy Fighter 4 Turbo Arcade Edition
That's not a naked picture, she's wearing a swimsuit. It's from last summer when she saw the slip and slide commercial on Nickelodeon and demanded that we buy one to play with. She took that picture of the little fairy and demanded it go on the wall.
>how can they beat her
They can't but they always insist on trying. She goes a bit easy on them but always wins in the end to make them strive for better. Eventually they're going to get frustrated and call me over to beat her for them. Titania is better than me but no match for the combined forces of me plus 2 little ones as cheerleaders.
>tilt mode
Not sure about other Titanias, but when she loses to me she acts pretty normal, that is, until the fairies leave. It then becomes a borderline femdom session where she has to show me that I'm just a MERE human man who deserves nothing more than to lose to her. I'm just a dirty fucking cheeser who wouldn't ever get far online, not like real fae gamers like herself. Eventually she calms down and apologizes and insists on making me sit in her lap pillow while she feeds me ice cream to make up for it.

>> No.33617531

So when she’s thinking of sex, is Penis Music actually playing?

>> No.33617560
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Someone needs to stop the Leanan Succi

>> No.33617568

gonna draw vagiber instead

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And I'm going to push the button

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You got 10, maybe 15 seconds before you get tazed, better find cover if you don't want the zapweasel ending, anon

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You got 10, maybe 15 seconds before you get tazed, better find cover if you don't want the zapweasel ending, anon

>> No.33617676

I want this big tiddy weasel to sit on my face.

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Checked, I will fug the bug

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If it was a regura bug, I might consider it

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I used to like Regura bugs and then he started to draw normal women and then I realized that I just like Regura

>> No.33618171

>"Anon I'm your wife, not your mount."

>> No.33618193

couples jousting/chicken fighting?

>> No.33618198

If she's not my mount, why was she so exited when I told her I wanted to mount her?

>> No.33618225

>Ushi-Oni Jousting
Zipangu customs are fucking weird

>> No.33618277

Not gonna sign in to (((google))), but can you add an entry for Kikimora in CO, USA?

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Just don't disturb them after the matches, win or lose, the mounts decide it's "their turn to be on top"

>> No.33618312

My one goal in life is to make an Ushi-Oni wag her tail fast enough that she achieves hover-mode

>> No.33618325

no cuz im afraid it'll fuck it for everyone after you, because you decided to be special

>> No.33618364

Ah so this is what a life of an Incubus son looks like with Monstergirl sisters everywhere


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Here's your snake dude.

>> No.33618534

Whats the darkest story you could make within MGE rules?
Im not really looking for bloodshed and stuff just something like "angst with a happy ending"

>> No.33618540

Humpty Slime.

>> No.33618547

Magus, we demand that anon is raped. Don't you dare skip out on us. I wan't to see anon's smug grin removed off his face and he is brutually raped.

>> No.33618585

I got several.
1.Monster saves town paraiah from suicide
2.Ochimusha with PTSD
3.Dude uses demonic energy as a hentai drug to rape a woman, woman gets corrupted but escapes before rape, has healing sex with her beloved/husband/whatever
4. Wheelchair bound woman bullied for her weakness becomes wurm

>> No.33618601

Ancient monster older than the present Demon Lord having to deal with the shit she did or people she affected.

>> No.33618612

So how would you make that a happy ending?

>> No.33618636

Dammit. All I got was a crappy subscription for cable that I don’t use.

>> No.33618651

>hero meets ancient monster
>"i accept you for who you are, let me help you make amends"

>> No.33618661
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Order PoV, paladinanon and his buddies getting picked off one by one. Thing is, paladinanon doesn't realize what exactly happens when you get taken by a monster so they aren't gonna roll over for cuddles when the monsters come knocking. Play up the fact that there is still a predator/prey dichotomy between men and monsters, it's just that this one ends with cuddles instead of consumption

>> No.33618668

I mean there’s many ways you could go about it, situation depending.
>guy who doesn’t care what she was pulls her out of her what-have-I-done depression
>reinvents herself as the guardian of the community
>shenanigans involving descendants of a hero who opposed/sealed/drove her off
Off the top of my head.

>> No.33618669

I want 3 as I'm all for Anti-NTR

>> No.33618709

I dunno if sandworms travel in packs when unmarried but, would be interesting to be in formation and suddenly having giant worms come out of the ground and have your buddies getting "ate" around you.

>> No.33618729

theres that vampire greentext

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It's incredibly funny that the rustbelt is filled with undead/controllers of the undead. My anubis waifu is gonna wear overalls and have a really shitty Northern Illinois accent.

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big ol mature demon milkers

>> No.33618806

Phil Mianus

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I'll just be here in the cold with my rata, and sweating during the summer with my rata. WI, not the russian

>> No.33618910
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Think you mispelled "Moth Supremacy"

>> No.33618923

Wait a minute, there's already fiction for 3 of those, and 1 and 3 have already happened in canon and in the game. The rabbit insignia and TOM.

>> No.33618930

Big mino wife's muscles get tight after a long day.
Massage them for several hours and also make meat and potato stew.

>> No.33618957

I havent played the game, I honestly didn't know

>> No.33618998

Hardcore Order paladin who believes 'the cause' very thoroughly goes back on his faith to monsterize his childhood friend suffering from terminal disease because he heard monster mana can cure anything
After deed is done he turns himself to the Order and waits to be punished for his sins when said childhood friend breaks in to the cell to save him all the while berating how big of an idiot he is

>> No.33619004

>Whats the darkest story you could make within MGE rules?

Cheater gets cursed by Eros and not even monster girls love him. he tries his hardest to make a monster girl fall in love with him, when she doesnt he kills himself, dying in the monster arms, he wakes up finding he was cured just in time and the monster is in love with him, the curse has been lifted.

>> No.33619018
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Weather gets disgustingly hot, weather gets disgustingly cold. Such is life in the Midwest, although this winter felt particularly brutal with the -15° temps and +1ft of snow.

Hopefully the mosquitoes won't turn into a full-blown plague.

>they will

>> No.33619035

It's not that long as of now, one character is a guy who got kicked out by his wife and lost his job, so he took the catfish quest from werecats. He thought they were going to eat him so he decided that he'll at least rape his predator before going down. Turns out cat wanted exactly that and the man has a mental breakdown, because he realizes that now he has nothing except for that "accursed cat pussy". Made me kek, KC is such a gigachad, and his patreon is 10% people talking about game and 90% people thanking him for being cool, it's really sweet.

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>> No.33619058

The Demon Lord falls and all monsters revert to their "true" nature.

Though even in that scenario succs would remain unchanged, since they're already in their "true" state. Also intelligent monsters like dragons which could fall in love with humans in the old system you'd have a decent chance with.
But if your waifu turns into something mindless you're dead.

>> No.33619083

>Unforgiven but with monstergirls

>> No.33619085

>How is her fur white when her skin is dark?
I assume you don't know what colour a polar bear is underneath its fur.
Hint: It's black under all that white fur

>> No.33619090

It must be hard to eat greasy Chicago junk food with all that fur.
>wife comes home from work
>instantly know what she ordered from Al's Beef for lunch

>> No.33619095

that isn't really 3
3 is the woman running away from NTR man to the man she actually wants

>> No.33619107

Nobody told me the fae where this horny! ah oh shi-

>> No.33619109

I have cooked a nice steak off my Hellhound's abs but she refused to let me scrape the fond off her tummy.
I kept explaining it was important for later but she just licked it all off herself.

>> No.33619114

>particularly brutal
>only -15
>only 1ft of snow
Ha ha.... at least the people here are great outside of the big cities

>> No.33619118

I'd be calling a divorce lawyer

>> No.33619148
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>one foot of snow
[laughs in yooper]

>> No.33619151

Well there's no such thing in the game, perhaps Anon meant that there's one in the books, but I honestly can't remember such thing. KC really, really hates NTR, to the point people who cheat will get cursed forever in MGE and they won't ever be happy or have love ever again.

>> No.33619154

> although this winter felt particularly brutal with the -15° temps
Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?

>> No.33619162

I mean under mge rule she would run to her beloved, they have the sexy times and NTR-rapist man would get black arrow sniped

>> No.33619170

merica uses Fahrenheit

not the place but, i think we should use metric and fahrenheit (celsius in scientific applications)

>> No.33619209

i love being sweaty and humid all summer

>> No.33619252

That's nothing. Where I live it gets as hot as Califonia and as cold as Siberia.

Though our winters have been cold without any snow of late. Fucking wind just blows it all away.

>> No.33619258
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>mogging me about the weather
I am but a humble flatlander. Plz no boolie.

Illinois is honestly a clusterfuck of four different states being held at gunpoint by Chicago. At least the downstaters are nice, even if their economy is somehow worse than ours.

>> No.33619266

Remember guys, the easiest way to summon a glacies or an ignis is to live in the opposite climate and talk about how cold/warm it is.
One will be along to correct you shortly about what is truly cold/hot

>> No.33619336
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Oh no! Wurmie was trying to watch Tom & Jerry on HBO MAX but somehow they streamed The Snyder Cut of Justice League instead! Wurmie is now a superhero!

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>> No.33619348

Given how much wanton violence is standard in Tom & Jerry, it's probably better this way

>> No.33619355

>Weather gets disgustingly hot, weather gets disgustingly cold. Such is life in the Midwest, although this winter felt particularly brutal with the -15° temps and +1ft of snow.
lol, cute
t. Siberian anon where -50°C and +35°C is the norm
Though there is not much snow, like 5-10cm at best

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>Though there is not much snow, like 5-10cm at best
I think im mostly right on this but, it can be too cold to snow, so that's probably why. Also it needs the pressure change high/low low/high whatever, and the pressure change is what helps the water actually condense out of the air
>T. Science/weather squirrel rata-chan

>> No.33619449

She doesn't yell "ZA WURMO" everytime, does she?

>> No.33619470

How else are you supposed to keep a nice sheen on your fur coat?
>cold as Siberia
>hot as California
Welcome to the Midwest lmao. It's all varying degrees of fucked around here

>dry winter
Can't relate :p
We get slightly warmer than you at ~37°C (98°F). Humidity ends up being the real killer over here, because I live in a former wetland near several major rivers. I normally compare my hometown to Vladivostok to see which is colder, but that's just because I don't know many Siberian/Far East cities.

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>Humidity ends up being the real killer over here
It only gets pretty hot 80s-low 90s, and not to dox myself too hard but I live next to (not the biggest but) a large body of water that's prob less than 2 miles away, so it gets very not fun any time it's above like 70.

too keep it on topic, here's a rata taking off her clothes cuz it's hot, only cuz it's hot trust me

>> No.33619683
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Shouldn't You burger bros be sleeping now? Miss Nightmare is getting really upset right now. She waited for You to come back into her loving embrace and You'd rather shitpost on Siberian Bear Hunting forums.

>> No.33619759

Miss Nightmare gave me weird and confusing dreams the past few nights, I think she's mad at me

>> No.33619819
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>But anon, it's above 40°! It's already hot.
My sleeping schedule is fugged, so I'm gonna stay up until later tonight to fix it. Hopefully my boy Tutu can protect me from Miss Nightmare. She seems a bit spooky.

>> No.33619847
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I want a monster to cuddle with in order to help me fall asleep on a sensible timescale
>Anon, cuddles should have started an hour ago, time for bed

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What kinda mg would play the protag of a spaghetti western

>> No.33619907

Who is the most dangerous corrupted hero?

>> No.33619920

Redcap with a gun!

>> No.33619937

Lizard girl gunslinger of course.
I think Joe

>> No.33619954

Who gets to play the Mamono With No Name?
Whichever girl can squint the hardest, I assume.

>> No.33619964


Your mother (after Lilimization)

>> No.33619981

Yeah good luck tricking me with that anon.

>> No.33619986


>> No.33620004

>demon wife(?) tells you that your marriage contract is still binding
>have to live with an old school horns and pitchforks demon who you're pretty sure would eat you alive if you hadn't signed that contract

>> No.33620007

Cursed Gun

>> No.33620076

>t. Anon who will get one-shot and chucked into mantago pit by Joe

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>> No.33620176

I love her mesugaki face

>> No.33620295

It could be worse. They could have streamed Godzilla.

>> No.33620297
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Koyoi is said to pump energy into the city on a regular

>> No.33620426

How many monster pits dose joe have and can he throw me into the nicer one instead.

>> No.33620549
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>he lost to the mofu
Men belong in their place: buried under tails and charmed till beyond reasoning

>> No.33620567

Joe doesn't have any pit, he's simply strong enough to throw You into any existing one, from every place in the world.

>> No.33620596
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>> No.33620662

What kind of cooking shows are made for plant based monster girls?

>> No.33620671

"A certain evil wizard with a superior talent for sorcery began researching a new spell based on the “charm”. The wizard's objective was to boost the power that made them “want to interact with men” and “get in a good mood from dealing with men” to the maximum limit so that he could control any beautiful human woman or monster who he cast the spell on as he saw fit and make them his, but that aspiration ended in failure. He boosted the power of the “charm”, modified it into an “insignia”, and everything went well until he engraved it on the human women he captured. They all ended up turning into monsters and leaving the wizard at once to visit the men they had their hearts set on, yet still, there was a certain young girl among them who didn't run away after becoming a monster because she had fallen in love with the wizard while she was kidnapped. It is said that she seduced him, and ultimately that one girl was the only one who ended up being joined with the wizard. After the insignia was reintroduced to monsters, it was adjusted more to their liking, resulting in the current version of the “rabbit insignia”."
It's the story attached to Rabbit Insignia from the third guide.

>> No.33620689

The tentacle host of Friday Night Fry-up is quite nice

>> No.33620735
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>hello and welcome to Friday Night Fry-up, tonight we'll be making battered prisoner fruit, a lovely dish sure to compliment any meal

>> No.33620794

i wish he gave soldier beetle better colors, like the iridescent color of most scarabs, rather than being monochromatic with gray or brown

>> No.33620929

what if the soldier beetle were colored like a soldier beetle

>> No.33620955

Yeti, but with the strictness and punctuality of an Anubis

>> No.33620960
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If you're unsure about the fox you just met, just check out how many tails she has! The more tails, the more trustworthy!

>> No.33621013

It's freezing cold this morning, but I'm already fired up. Bad idea to try tempting me with mofu.

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>> No.33621083

the contrast would be nice, but theyre not soldier beetles though, thats an entirely different suborder of beetle, since mge soldier beetles are based on scarabs that fight each other

>> No.33621442
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good morning, and wurms are best

>> No.33621568
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I am a gamer
Not because I have one life
But because I disrespect men and mortals

>> No.33621613

Northern or Southern Florida?

>> No.33621758

gazers rise up

>> No.33621780

Can't help but think those Kazakhstan anons are people who fucked up the input for longitude. At least some of them anyways

>> No.33621824

I wanna play forgotten PS1 era JRPGs with Gazer
Stuff like Valkyrie Profile and Lunar Silver Star Story

>> No.33621925

good morning friend did you dream of wurm

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you gotta go and remind me i was poor when i was young growing up right now huh anon?
making me miss a whole bygone era yeah in mamono thread?

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>> No.33621993

guys help my anon is sperging again

>> No.33622030
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I was tempted to put in lilim, or to try to make a more general entry, but in the end it all comes down to SUCC.

>> No.33622032

>the whole reason Chief God was so dormant all this time is that she's trying to spawn the ultimate hero
>even more chosen hero than og chosen hero
>she shaped and thought of him for a millennium
>when he comes down he's the most op being on the earth
>but due to obsessing over him for a thousand years she fell in love with him
>he ventures to Royal Makai to slay the Mamono Lord
>she and her husband confront him and found out he's terribly unhappy
>it's because he's in love with Chief God
>they help him get together with her
>Chief God calms her tits now that she's a wholesome wife
>everything is well now that she no longer works against DL plans
>moreover since someone fucked her, she stops being pent up and actively blesses mankind and mamono alike
Would that be a good ending to the whole Order - Monster conflict?

>> No.33622045

I woke up feeling I was just wrapped by a wurms coils if that counts

>> No.33622097

I want to play vidya with a gazer. Or really just any monster girl.
What monster girl wants to play terraria with me?

>> No.33622115
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This is it Anon! You had your chance to change! Now you're going to face the consequences of acting all high and mighty in kissing range!

>> No.33622117

>convoluted plan to sneak into the heavenly realm
>divine bureaucrats just let them in
>anything to reduce the endless paperwork caused by a reclusive god

>> No.33622133

That would not only be a good ending to the conflict but for the whole setting as well since I'm pretty sure the chief god would be able to get the mamono to have humans sons.

>> No.33622147

autism would fuel her
most of the game is their optimal setting
she would seethe that you aren't using the gear that she "found" that you can't find anywhere on the wiki
most organized house in the world, although it doesn't really matter
hey there's a tree in the logo so they'll get baited in and then become wikifags that seem to know everything

>> No.33622168

But I really am smarter than everybody
I watch French new wave and German expressionist films
Everybody's dumb but me

>> No.33622171

ok then, I'll put in my tongue, you cute rascal

>> No.33622189

>in line with the setting
>allows for smooth transition to modern setting
genius anon

>> No.33622195

You forgot Salamander that installs the Calamity mod and gets over exited every time she beats a boss.

>> No.33622313


>> No.33622341

I preferred the Sega CD version desu

>> No.33622344

But! Where is the conflict!? Where is the drama!? Where is the battles!? The fighting!? Where is the final ultimate battle!?

Where is again, the conflict!?!?

>> No.33622370

>play Terraria with a Kiki
>all the chests are organised
Oh lord, to play Terraria with someone else who sorts out chests for different items
I hate it when I've got a chest for ores and some plonker dumps lenses, shackles and pickaxes in there.

>> No.33622407

>Where is the final ultimate battle!?
oh there is one anon, but we prefer to give the participants some privacy

>> No.33622469

Hahaha I don't have any idea what you're talking about anon, I definitely am smart enough not to have made that mistake haha

>> No.33622474

>Where is the conflict!?
Anon I know that's inconceivable, but there are actual degenerates who think that Boobs are better than Ass, and frankly they need to be taught the truth. Expect to be conscripted soon.

>> No.33622501

this is true because titties and no ass makes a mans ball hurt after the deed, but no titties but a lot of ass is heaven

>> No.33622502

i like T&A equally, but thighs are better

>> No.33622524
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>the conflict
Is it me or my wife who gets to be on top today.
>the drama
My wife mistyped text message with her furry paws and I bought 84 eggs.
>the battles
Me fighting to detach my wife's tail so I can give her some old fashioned lovin, so she's satisfied too.
>the fighting
Me explaining her, that her sexual pleasure is as important to me as mine, and I won't calm down till she goes through the same ammount of orgasms.
>final ultimate battle
The first time we try BDSM and I can't contain myself, after seing her blindfolded and tied.

>> No.33622535

Good to know there are good men in this world still, soon we will deal with the non believers.
The thigh meat is connected to the ass meat that's connected to my meat if you know what I'm saying bro.

>> No.33622552

>Kiki getting upset that you aren't adhering to chest organization policies
>"Naughty mastah gets no game for a whole week so he can think about what he did wrong"

>> No.33622558

I'm just smart because who here wants to fuck a wall with tits

>> No.33622584

>tfw I’m not the only one here who loves Lilims as much as I do
See you guys at the monthly family dinners. I’ll bring the cigars next time.

>> No.33622651

Lilims are shit. Arch imp supremacy!

>> No.33622686

>only one Titania
nobody appreciates best fairy I see

>> No.33622688

both are good as you love them with all your heart

>> No.33622813

I don't know, I've seen some pretty good porn of the Icon of Sin.

>> No.33622845

>Slave, you are 2 minutes over the allotted cuddling time this morning
>Now we need to shorten breakfast, then after breakfast cuddles, and bump up couch cuddles while watching The Joy Of Snuggling
>If you make me fall asleep again by stroking my head during cuddles I'll be late
>The Ice Queen will surely freeze me if I'm late again

>> No.33622852

The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth, the hornier she will become.

>> No.33622879

you can't just blow a hole into the surface of the ice kingdom with your nut

>> No.33622890

Is that a challenge?

>> No.33622903

This is a weapon, not an onahole.

>> No.33622928

anything is a onahole, if you are brave enough

>> No.33622985

>anything is an onahole
Sure but not a good one. The best onaholes, in my experience, are vamp mosquitoes. They're petite, have TIP, and there's a bunch of them. Get yourself a Vamp Mosquito and you won't regret it.

>> No.33623001
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seething vamp

>> No.33623008

>Where is again, the conflict!?!?
Getting a useless super NEET out of her home.

>> No.33623026

>small and cute
>mean personalities
>likes your tasty blood
>canonically will give you more children than any other monster
Yeah I’m thinking mosquitos are amazing

>> No.33623048
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NO, wurm is best, I'll show just how fertile they are

>> No.33623070

Hey hag, yet another hero venturing to Your swamp castle got "bad ending" along the way, and now he's a slave to TIP, while You're 700 years old and single.

>> No.33623094

I couldn't take the buzzing

>> No.33623113

>castle in the swamp
It’s like she WANTS her suitors to succumb to the TIP

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They can be little lovebugs too!

>> No.33623122

Biters get the ball gag.

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>> No.33623133

They don't bite, they poke

>> No.33623138

maybe she is a bit of quean if you know what I mean

>> No.33623149

I want a cute deredere Mosquito to get all lovedrunk from drinking my blood while I pound her TIP.

>> No.33623175

Pokers get the temperence cage.

>> No.33623188

They can still poke between the bars

>> No.33623207

Not of the tip is covered.

>> No.33623209

All Vampires are cuckqueans deep down inside. Look how eagerly they give up top tier human boys to TIP and WDP (warm dhampir pussy).

>> No.33623212

Scrape, an’ lick!

>> No.33623214

>Anubis and Yeti are cousins by a common ancestor
I can get behind this line of thought.

>> No.33623231

Please. We all know the best bug girl is Soldier Beetle. Hands down.

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>> No.33623286

ride dragon queen

>> No.33623316

I maintain dhampirs are worst girl, you shouldn't cuck your own mother

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>> No.33623343

The largest of tour guides

>> No.33623403

I always thought they explicitly target other vampires rather than their mom. KC never pushed incest onto anyone, it will only happen, if You decide to hog Your daughter away from boys till she's a CC (16 year old in mamono standards).

>> No.33623449

I can pretend they're into older men and they fill that rare teen-young adult niche.

>> No.33623466

>Most of them fundamentally view things from a human perspective, and for that reason they despise vampires who act arrogantly and look down on humans, and it infuriates them when humans are mistreated as servants. For that reason, if such vampires are around, they’ll use the magical power and superior physical strength inherited from their mother to vanquish them, and through discipline and training they'll correct their arrogant, stubborn personality and change them into open hearted women who can honestly express their love and fondness of men. Of course, in the case where their mother wasn’t honest with their father, a dhampir's first target will end up being her own mother.

>After that, many of them journey as "vampire hunters,” vanquishing vampires while searching for a husband. Additionally, since the servant (husband) is involved during the training of the vampire, they sometimes grow fond of him, and end up becoming his wife along with the vampire. In this way, dhampirs will not only injure the pride of their race, but may also become a rival for their husband’s affections, so they are truly feared as the vampire’s natural enemy.
Maybe not explicitly but it's implied that it can and will happen if the vampire mom is irresponsible and dishonest.

>> No.33623487

They've always been shit.

>> No.33623513

>getting dragged on hunting expeditions by your dhampir friend

>> No.33623527

>Visit dragonia as a tourist
>Get assigned a dragon as a guide
>She's almost drooling when she greets me
>Nothing out of the ordinary, every monster is a huge pervert
>Everyone in the kingdom is incredibly respectful
>All citizens, even other dragons, bow deeply before me
>Everywhere we visit they insist on letting us eat and sleep for free
10/10 impeccable hospitality. The guide even cried when I waved her goodbye! So kind!

>> No.33623553

undead hands typed these posts

>> No.33623564

Any dhampir stories?

>> No.33623585

Dhampirs are just simpy vampires LARPing as human girls. They should be forced to embrace their nobility and put in poofy dresses and carried like princesses.

>> No.33623598

>why do you need me? your the one with all the skill and powers

>> No.33623606

>vampire message boards constantly bombarded by their own daughters and TIPposters

>> No.33623629


>> No.33623635

>accidentality cut yourself
>dhampir friend starts acting strangely

>> No.33623639

Help my son is getting molested by fairies!

>> No.33623667

I can take his place.

>> No.33623695

better do something anon, else they'll carry him off to their realm and you'll never hear from him again

>> No.33623705

>be at college campus
>dhampir notices small cut
>rushes over to anon and assures him she can fix this
>takes out a comically large band-aid
>tapes it over her mouth
>gives thumbs up

>> No.33623739

Ridden by dragon queen

>> No.33623743

>she sends you out to lure an ancient vampire out of her castle
>walk up to the massive drawbridge
>"H-hello I'm looking for a fair maiden? Supposedly the most beautiful in the world?"
>CC Vampire sprints out and starts hugging on anon telling him he's such a cutie and to come in, she's had snacks constantly ready for this moment for over 500 years
>Dhampir friend seething as she watches the CC vamp sitting you in her lap while feeding you snacks while smiling, saying how happy she is that a nice young boy like you can see her beauty and class

>> No.33624152

>she's had snacks constantly ready for this moment for over 500 years
I’m good, I’d rather not eat 300 year old chocolates.

>> No.33624155

>”Nooooo, you were supposed to treat anon like a mere bloodbag and constantly insult him not treat him like a king and spoil him rotten”

>> No.33624169

Good thing we have an anon shaped dummy so he can slip out the back. Then again escaping from krakens is unlikely when above water, they would consider a demon silver harpoon to be interesting foreplay

>> No.33624252


>> No.33624374

>dhampir friend is strangely obsessed with you getting MERE'd

>> No.33624397
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If there is not a tomboy branch of tricoromille where you can choose monsters embarrassed to be dressed in girly clothes and ones in spats and shorts I will make one myself

>> No.33624410

has a bit of that quean blood in her, makes ya think, doesn't it?

>> No.33624432

Genuinely surprised we don't have any Russians.
Also really fucking disappointed that theres only one pharaoh lover so far. Which is me btw

>> No.33624459

>spill spaghetti by telling your tour guide you want to ride her, without knowing she's the queen in disguise
>she misunderstands that you mean you want to "ride" her

>> No.33624517

It's a shame how rare it is to have a voice actress doing a husky voice that doesn't sound like a chainsmoker or man

>> No.33624600

>Genuinely surprised we don't have any Russians.
Did you, like, lost Russia on the map?

>> No.33624661

>all the Asians love Baphomets
Who would’ve guessed?

>> No.33624676

Do you have any good examples?

>> No.33624683
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Would a Monster Girl play Monster Hunter?

>> No.33624719

Don't russians have their own general on their own imageboard? I thought that's where all the memes about MGE, written in cirilic come from.

>> No.33624723

I think light spells being harmless to mamano as they're no longer recognized as evil is a hint that they're already humanish and the change is permanent no matter what happens. Besides the DL isn't omnipotent, she'll have to die of natural causes or something eventually and I don't think it'll just fall apart

>> No.33624743

Actual monstrous animals exist in MGE in the form of demon realm bests. Monsters do hunt them for food.

>> No.33624791

Ya but I mean any of the dragon lasses might throw down a "Hey that monster looks like gram-gram when we weren't MGs!" type of moment.

>> No.33624821

>tfw when no QT tomboy Roc girl to crush my pelvis with her titanic hips
KC... please...

>> No.33624855

After an initial display of horror that her dearest anon would play a game about killing monsters, probably.
I think less powerful mamono would be more inclined to play, though. The strong mamono can just fight the actual monsters.

>> No.33624858

Change your filename it's triggering my filters

>> No.33624879

>look out the window
>there's a big sign that says BEELZE PIT
>it's full of countless crumbs of cookies, crackers, chocolates, and cakes
>there are a couple angry looking beelzes that are not happy with someone putting a stop to the source that sustained them for generations

>> No.33624926

>off-topic images

>> No.33625005

hey if I slightly messed up my lat long am I able to fix it

>> No.33625023

Jokes on the monsters i was cursed with not being able to cum.

>> No.33625051

Nothing a little Mamono Mana™ can't fix

>> No.33625073

quick question, which mgs would like a man who likes his weapons, for example, guns, knives, bayonets, and the like

>> No.33625118
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>Dhampir friend gets mad and moves in to confront the vampire
>Also gets sat down and spoiled
>Vamp is just happy to have the company
An old vampire calling me a handsome young man would make me cave instantly

>> No.33625126

I imagine Living Armour might be extra fond of a man like that.

>> No.33625127

>he doesn't want battered prisoner fruit
well I'm sure there's plenty of other anons who will appreciate chef tentacle's cooking

>> No.33625145

Dragons would be too busy setting people on fire and taking their shinies in Borderlands.

>> No.33625168

Natasha Little as Morathi is pretty good

>> No.33625172

Cyclops, they're blacksmiths.

>> No.33625187

I don't get this train of logic. Do you get offended about having to kill neanderthals in Far Cry Primal? What about when cavemen get eaten by dinosaurs in old movies? It's retarded

>> No.33625198

Who is this Morathi?

>> No.33625247

In canon Lilith didn't accomplish the change solely because she became the Demon Lord, she also had support of other monsters that approved of her plan. DL dying wouldn't be enough and there's absolutely no reason for her successor to want to undo it.

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>The bait worked
>Dhampir doesn't spring the trap with the Vampire out in the open

You know what? I think this Dhampir is up to no good.

>> No.33625276

Yes the point is that even if the DL and all lilim were to just disappear than mamano would not revert to mindless animals. I'm not sure why /tg/ is obsessed with this train of thought when the way they understand it would just revert mge into a generic jap pop fantasy setting

>> No.33625314

He also said it wasn't even just other monsters. She had other gods and even fate and destiny on her side. He has specifically said that even if a monster took over after her wanted to change things back nothing would happen. He has also said there is no such monster that would ever want that. All monsters enjoy sex and being with their husband.

>> No.33625323

how many monsters would spill their spaghetti, if instead of running away, or telling them to stop, you hugged them in your arms and told them, there is no need to rush, let's talks and get to know each other cause I ain't going anywhere because I wish to know more about you and whats make you, you

>> No.33625372

they'd blush then rape you on the spot to make sure that there's no chance you're just bullshitting them, you two have all the time in the world to get to know one another when you're bound by holy matrimony

>> No.33625432

If you’re trying to make this the new le black harpy prostitute, could you preemptively neck yourself?

>> No.33625466
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I want to bully haughty powerful monsters by putting a kikimora on the demon lord’s throne and ordering them around and watching as they subconsciously do as I command

>> No.33625560

Anon, you do realize what kikimora without the current DL’s influence are like, right?

>> No.33625578

Yeah, it's a bad idea all around. You should use a shoggoth instead.

>> No.33625618

Remember anons, where there's one Gargoyle, there's usually another.

>> No.33625637

Ah, so I'm getting two wives then?

>> No.33625652

Some bells are definitely ringing after this

>> No.33625826

Reminder, jerking off on an inactive Gargoyle’s face during the day might sound funny, but they’ll spend the rest of the day memorizing your scent so they can track you down and rape you that very night

>> No.33625861

>Tired of taking the lead with your kikimora maid every time? Your hellhound mate fractured your pelvis for the sixth time this week? Want to change things up but you're not into bicorns and harems?
>Search no more! With the power of dark and forbidden magics we can infuse your Kiki with Hellhound mana, and viceversa!
>She'll be the perfect maid, and the perfect mate!
>The resulting maid-hound hybrids are so sexually confused they live in a perpetual state of arousal! They are ready and willing to do anything!
>Every time you give them an order it's a 50/50 chance of getting raped! Enjoy a loving nursing handjob followed by a rough mating in the amazon position!
>Give the ULTIMATE SWITCH a try! Bring your wife to GREMLIN & BAPHOMET'S HOUSE OF MALPRACTICE and make the girl of your dreams even more perfect!

>> No.33625865

even if I kiss them on the lips while putting my tongue in

>> No.33625898

>sitting next to an inactive gargoyle to keep her company

>> No.33625914

eh maybe, it depends, I would always keep a graduated cylinder with me in case this comes up, if she excretes less than 10mL of grool after the kiss then you're ok I would say

>> No.33625929

I'd unironically sign up, switch is the best option.

>> No.33625956

She's in sleep mode

>> No.33625969

well time to work on my tongue skills, and what would make every monster drop their spaghetti uncontrollably

>> No.33625970

That’s adorable.

>> No.33625986

>sitting next to an inactive gargoyle unknowingly only to have her elated when she comes to that you took the time to sit next to her

>> No.33626150

>non-DL shogs are literally mindless blobs
I don’t think that’s a good idea.

>> No.33626193

Give her a hug for goodbye

>> No.33626195

>stealing an inactive gargoyle and taking her home with you

>> No.33626280

>have Gargoyle wife
>hang out with her, tend to her every need
>she's garspoiled

>> No.33626286

>surprising an inactive gargoyle by loading her into a truck and driving her down to JinkoLand

>> No.33626324

And how do you intend to steal a 1-ton statue off a steep rooftop in broad daylight?

>> No.33626348


>> No.33626351

With a crane.

>> No.33626354

>big little eater
so is she a big eater that happens to be little or a little eater that happens to be big or is little here being used as a stand in for cute or is big here being used as a stand in for important im really condused i dont think worm is for me

>> No.33626365

>have your eyes on a stone cutie on the nearby church
>ask the priest if you can borrow her for a day
>you rent a crane to pick her up and put her in your truck
>it's a long drive and the suspension almost dies, but you make it in time for sunset
>when she comes to she's wearing a JinkoLand Cub hat, and holding an ice cream
>she screams and leaps to the tallest place she can find
>it takes you, the Jinko park manager, several MG bystanders and a Mamono Crisis response team two hours to convince her to come down from the top of the Jungle Mountain coaster.

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>you shouldn't cuck your own mother
her fault for not asserting dominance over her husband and her little girl.

>> No.33626383

>He's not a STR build
You hate to see it.

>> No.33626400

Dude just put it in your inventory like what are you even doing

>> No.33626457

>You are encumbered
>You cannot fast travel while overburdened
>You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby

>> No.33626471

STR potions you pleb do you even into alchemy

>> No.33626481

>stealing an inactive gargoyle and dragging her to the nearby undead city where it’s eternal nighttime

>> No.33626483
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shrink ray

>> No.33626509

>Give the ULTIMATE SWITCH a try! Bring your wife to GREMLIN & BAPHOMET'S HOUSE OF MALPRACTICE and make the girl of your dreams even more perfect!
This unironically sounds fantastic.

>> No.33626513

Now I’m imagining a shota sitting next to a gargoyle everyday showing her pictures, and reading to her, and he even gave her a scarf for when it gets cold too! All the adults think it’s cute he’s playing with his ‘imaginary’ friend, but he tells them she’s in fact real, and talks about all the nights she’s come to his room and all the love they share. The next day the gargoyle has her face in her hands hiding her embarrassment even in stone form.

>> No.33626527

That sounds like the plot to a heist movie/romcom on ShogTV.

>> No.33626530
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More MGs streaming.

>> No.33626533

Spontaneously surprising your waifus is a sure fire way to get daughterus!

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