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I love High Orcs!

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>> No.33687316
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I don't think she's ever opening the portals, bros.

>> No.33687342
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>>33687316
She has to! How else am I supposed to start a happy Horcer family?

>> No.33687343

aight time to sleep with wife

>> No.33687356
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What's more scary than sword Lilim?

>> No.33687374

>>33687356
Mechalilim

>> No.33687382
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33687382

Going to sleep, I will dream of high orcs.

>> No.33687385

>>33687356
If she says "I am the bone of my sword...".

>> No.33687433

>>33687356
angry kiki with ladle

>> No.33687446

Are there any images of a monstergirl with a human male dakinura?

>> No.33687450

>>33687356
If she starts using magic
Think about it, if she's dedicated herself to raw swordplay, how scary would it be if she stars using all her powers and shit
At the end of the day she is a monster princess, thats a boss battle worth 3 phases at least

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Attention citizens, I'm but a Witch Hunter from Church of The Eternal Fire and I have a question I must ask:

Do any of you know of this woman? Witnesses say she is a witch intending to spread monster energy and take a man forcefully to be his husband. I must verify if this is a Sea Witch or a simple local woman with questionable fashion. Be pro-active, be vigilant and be wise. Report any suspicious monster activity or witchcraft to me or any Witch Hunter.

May the Eternal Fire burn your sins. Or as you locals say; "Praise be Illias."

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>>33687446

>> No.33687489
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33687489

Just wanted to say I'm loving this aspiring-husband-corruptor bicorn character of yours jeffodraws, she's adorable. Would say this in tw*tter but it demands an account, yeah nah.

>> No.33687493
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33687493

I keep trying to look up "moms" instead of "mons..." in the catalog

>> No.33687501

>>33687489
Tw*tch is what I meant ofc.

>> No.33687540

>40gb of free space out of 900 when I install the new Windows 10 update
>now have 300 gb of free space
Why did Microsoft delete everything bros? How do I make them fucking pay?

>> No.33687570

>>33687493
No thank you lady

>> No.33687589

>>33687540
This is fake right? Don't do this to my heartrate anon. I'm a few minutes in, all looks in place so far.

>> No.33687593

>>33687540
Let this be a lesson, hoss. Always keep backups.

>> No.33687603

>>33687540
i havent updated my computer yet but usually it restarts behind my back like the cheeky fucker it is
is this a common problem or am i in for a world of pain?

>> No.33687619

>>33687304
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.33687651

>>33687589
It was fine yesterday, it was all still there after the update. Today I opened it up and BAM it's all gone. All my files, all the pictures I've saved over the 9 years I've been on this website, all my porn, every game I ever installed, it's all fucking gone.
>>33687593
But why does this happen? Why? For what purpose did Bill Gates hurt me like this? I don't even have pictures of sad monsters to express my loss.

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33687705

Come gather 'round, waifus
It's high time ye read
'Bout a villain named Meido
And a hero named Tekeli-li

We just want to shitpost
Fresh memes and O.C.
But Meido deletes them
(she does it for free)

So we'll post day and night
'Bout the old Slog and Shog
They have the Meido
But we have the Tekeli-lil

So we'll post day and night
'Bout the old Slog and Shog
They have the Meido
But we have the Tekeli-li

(USER WAS KIDNAPPED BY A MAID FOR THIS POST)

>> No.33687728

>>33687651
Couldn't tell you. I'd still be on 7 if it didn't make it annoying when shit wants to be dx12. I'd recommend just getting an external and making regular copies of your folders.

>> No.33687765

>>33687651
I'm sorry for that mayne. Electronics is a bitch in its onw regard. I've been through a data wipe, hence why I'm now backing /everything/ up monthly... on two different HDDs. Now you know the road to salvation.
As for the losses, just let it go. They're just pics you likely saved due to a mild hoarding issue, probably wouldn't have looked at most of them again in a lifetime. Make a better gallery now.

>> No.33687771
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33687771

What should a human male expect when he’s adopted by a centaur like her?

>> No.33687790

>>33687771
Lots of physical activity. She's probably out of shape and needs help around the house! Also her shoulders probably get pretty stiff so plenty of massages.

>> No.33687802

>>33687790
What makes you think she’s out of shape?

>> No.33687833

>>33687802
those wide hips (even for a centaur), her posture, her need to use two hands to hold that bucket, having plenty of meat on her torso, her very un-muscular legs, the strained look on her face

>> No.33687866

>>33687802
boob

>> No.33687918
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>> No.33688000

>>33687771
Milk
Milking
Milker

>> No.33688048

>>33687589
Windows 10 is a fucking disease. At minimum you want to keep anything important on a different hard drive from your OS, and preferably set up a Mega or something as an external backup.

>> No.33688074
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33688074

Reject modernity. Return to Elf.

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33688162

Being the party healer is hard.

>> No.33688290

>Foxgirls, JUST foxgirls not wolfgirls or other adjascent beastwomen, make up a full 10% of my image-dump DB
more than I expected, and probably going to be much more once I finish culling

>> No.33688362

>>33687918

>I know I can't have boys, anon, but she could help with that problem

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>POV: The girl You spotted for is very sweaty after benchpresses, and Your tongue looks soft and warm.

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33688482

Good afternoon, good evening and good night

>> No.33688522

>>33688074
>Unlike their civilized and refined but meek grain-fed city elves who can breed year round but maintain roughly the same levels of fertility, the towering and athletic Primal elves of the wilderness who subsist purely on a diet of meat and dairy still have intense estrus cycles of hyper fertility, generally corresponding to the winter months where food is scarce
>For this reason despite their ostensibly primitive existence, the mental faculties of a Primal elf rival or even surpass that of her domesticated sisters, as she must plan ahead and preserve enough food stores over the winter to facilitate the season long breeding season with plenty left over to nourish the nutrient hungry primal elf offspring from such couplings with captured human men.

>> No.33688527

>>33687356
gun Lilim

>> No.33688529
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>>33688482
Howgh

>> No.33688570

>>33688389
>been spotting for this chick at the gym
>demands I lick her armpits clean after a sweaty workout
>refuse every time
>gym hosts a grappling class
>her ass signs me up
>grabs my ass
>"you're gonna get to licking today boy"

>> No.33688575

>>33688529
Sends-Mixed-Messages is a cutie.

>> No.33688602

>>33688389
I want to smell sweaty monster girls

>> No.33688612
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Guys I went on a raid in the local demon realm with my party and our paladin got lost and came back like this. Should I be worried?

>> No.33688628

>>33688612
buy pelvis insurance

>> No.33688641

>>33687316
>>33687342
Because she’s not real. The portals aren’t real. The only place MGs are real are in our hearts.

>> No.33688650

>>33687493
>when you accidentally call the CC Hakutaku teacher “mom”

>> No.33688651

Which is cuter: An Ushi White Mage or a Black Mage? No, she can't be a Red Mage. And Blue Mage is reserved for Lilims

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>>33688570
>Not licking girl clean after You agreed to spot for her
I hate all the newfags who started lifting recently because it's hip, and don't care to learn basic gym culture and courtesy.

>> No.33688773

>>33688641
I seek to subvert reality itself and create a paradise sustained of my own power.

>> No.33688806

>>33688773
Godspeed Anon. Remember what Bad Religion says; “do what you must, do what you can, break all the fuckin rules and go to hell with Superman and die like a champion”

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>>33688650
>be me
>delinquent
>also smart
>act arrogant to your cc Haku teacher
>still getting good grades because smart
>she hates how she can't discipline you, because you're not falling behind with learning and you dgaf about behavior
>one time she tells you to come to her office
>she starts scolding you
>act uppity again
>start calling her mommy
>she gets flustered and red, starts stuttering
>close the doors
<I think you're just acting bitchy, cause you want that dick mommy.
>grope and tease her
>she goes in heat
>her hag body can't keep up with you
>she gets mindbroken
>you make her moo like a cow, slap her tits and milk her like a holstaur
>this repeats every single day
>she can't stand up to you anymore, remembering that you turn her into a dumb cow every day
>she's desperate to not let anyone know
>everyone knows anyway

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>>33688048
what did you just fucking say

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>>33688290
Hey.

>> No.33688879

>>33688048
>tfw windows 10 is a yandere AI

>> No.33688922

>>33687540
I wish that would happen to my revolting, bloated porn "collection" so that I could finally be free of my addiction to profligate e-hoarding

>> No.33688952

>>33688922
Just go there hit ctrl a and shift delete enter. If You do it fast enough, You won't be able to think about it and stop.

>> No.33688962

>>33688952
I did that before
Then I downloaded disk drill and got it all back

>> No.33688964
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>a new Chosen Hero (and partner sidekick) has arrived
>The Chief Goddess/Illias is pleased and every estatic

Is this a new hope for the Order, the Chief Goddess/Illias and for the rest of pure blooded humanity?

>> No.33688975

>>33688964
I dunno anon, but I think it's a great excuse to post more human boys!

>> No.33688985

>>33688975
I think I know who's behind this post!

>> No.33688986

>>33688962
Format Your hard drive then. Be free

Don't respond to alps from /tg/, let them fuck off back to their hole.

>> No.33688996

>>33688986
I don't understand what that second bit has to do with my pornography hoard

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>a Sylph/Wind Elemental decides to spice things up to help a human boy and girl get kinky

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>>33687540
Switch to Linux. Even if you don't know anything about computers, Ubuntu is completely idiot proof these days.

>> No.33689252

>>33688964
>divine pencil pushers already started on the 8 months worth of "hero has fallen to corruption" paperwork

>> No.33689276

What are some cheesy, species-specific pick-up lines? Whether it's ones males use to flirt with mamono or vice-versa.

>> No.33689278
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>>33687304

>> No.33689299

>>33689276
"You come here often?" when meeting a Charybdis, an Alraune or any other mostly stationary species.

>> No.33689372

>>33689278
Maid of the North Wing looking good.

>> No.33689564

Times are hard. Sacrifice me to Cetus for the greater good!

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She bullies you, but at the end of the day, she's always slobbering on your dick like a submissive bitch

>> No.33689665
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>>33688964
>>33689252
>"What do you mean the Chosen Hero has fallen already!? He just started his adventure and went beyond his beginning village-"

>"Well Illias, ma'am. The Chosen Hero... He fell to a Monstergirl..."

>"How!? The Hero had a female companion! Who is also a very dear friend to him how did the Hero just get taken away by a monstergirl!?"

>"The Hero's Female Companion ate a Heart Shaped Fruit ma'am..."

>Chief God's face when
>"Why must Lilith pain me like this?"

>> No.33689680

>>33689564
>Cetus
A whale girl?

>> No.33689692

>>33689252
>"My loyal followers, a new hero has arisen to aid us in these dark times and push back the demonic scourge that plague our lands and steal our men"
>Betting has already started on what monster this hero will end up married to

>> No.33689713

>>33689680
Whatever they were going to feed Andromeda to in the myth of Perseus.

>> No.33689719
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There should be more of MGs in alternative cultural costumes

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>>33689665
Chief God
>gathers mana for decades to empower a very special hero
>he starts in holstaur planes
>grinds to level 2 in 10 minutes
>picrel happens
Order might be compromised being led by a disguised Lilim, but there's no explanation why is Chief god such a failure.

>> No.33689740

>>33689061
Mint is better than Ubuntu, too bad it doesn't officially support KDE anymore.

>> No.33690167

>>33689734
The Chief God is just a janitor covering for the real chief god.

>> No.33690333

>>33689734
She's a basement-dwelling neet. At least half of the angels and valkyries who have switched sides did so just because they got tired of her demanding that they bring her tendies at three in the morning.

>> No.33690359

>>33687540
Always have an external or two.

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>>33687489

>> No.33690574

>>33689734
>Order might be compromised being led by a disguised Lilim
Wait really?

>> No.33690709

>>33689734
>>33689740
>>33690167
>>33690333
>Why is the Chief God such a failure?

Maybe Chief God/Illias should just hire a Witcher to kill the monstergirls?

>> No.33690766

Must it be rape?

How about Developing an actual relationship with her over a period of time and actually winning her over.

>> No.33690770

>>33690574
People crafted this theory from various KC tweets and Q&As, that she's the one leading the Order (which is basically free range husband farm), but it's not confirmed, not stated and pretty much more of an obscure fanbase headcannon.
>>33690709
Just leave man, we don't want to hurt cute monsters here, /tg/ is where You should go.

>> No.33690806

>>33690766
>How about Developing an actual relationship with her over a period of time and actually winning her over.
Doesn't work that way, monstergirls basically know if they want you or not from first sniff. It will turn into her winning you over. Monstergirls are great.

>> No.33690845

>>33690806
>It will turn into her winning you over.
She's got it easy with me. All she has to do is touch my dick

>> No.33690866
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How can tailets even compete?

>> No.33690887

>>33690845
There you go, married on the first date.

>> No.33690911
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>>33690866
I'm more interested in those ears though

>> No.33690947

>>33690455
Is it rape if you’re willing?

>> No.33690964
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>>33690766
Of course it doesn't have to be rape. I mean no one is forcing you to resist.

>> No.33690999

>>33690806
>>33690766
>9)When a monster girl finds a man (unmarried), will she try to be a mate to him by showing him that she is sexually attractive, or will she attack him as soon as she becomes interested or will she like that man?
>It depends on race, personality and environment. As the books describes, some monster girls will immediately try to knock the man to the ground to show how good they are, while other mamono will slowly develop deep feelings out of simple friendship. The race and personality of the monster girls are also very important: more wild monsters or those living in the wild are more prone to the first option However, there is a tendency that the second option, with the gradual development of relations, is more often manifested among those mamono who live in the city. However, I think that there are practically no monster girls who do not attack men at all (including those who will unknowingly try to get a man on their way and seduce him).
They do. Even the inari profile talks about taking time and seducing men instead of raping them.

>> No.33691035

>>33690999
You missed my point, even the slow and steady type isn't you trying to convince her, it's her trying to convince you.

That said, if there was a girl whose shtick was never making a move and you have to goad her into a relationship, her entire existence must be pure suffering. Especially given as I understand it, there are more monsters than available men.
>Get passed on every single time because other girls are more proactive
>Even that boy who seemed like he liked you and was trying to put in the effort got swept away by another monstergirl

>> No.33691061

>>33690770
Except to me this feels like a remnant of the grimderp era where people took the fanfiction idea of cradles too seriously and act like human are going to go extinct if too many are converted instead of the fact it would just make it easier for Lilith.

>> No.33691096

>>33691061
Especially with how he has said the world is so much bigger than our earth and men out number human women to there is already a surplus of men.

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Wish there was more 3DCG content.

>> No.33691115

>>33691096
>Men outnumber women
How does that happen? They get all the shit dangerous jobs and go off to fight.

>> No.33691116

>>33691035
>there are more monsters than available men
Untrue - KC mentioned human population overall is still larger than of MGs and iirc I've seen him mention those kind of situations only happening in kind of backwater town area where small population of men have already taken so that next generation of MGs leave their town to search for their husbands

>> No.33691132

>>33691103
Mmmmmm... elf. Nice belly and skindentation across the board too, look at those thighs, hips and breasts. That said, good as it looks, that armour's retarded, if you're not going to bother with the vitals, you might as well not slap extra weight on your arms and legs if you're trying to be fast.

>> No.33691147

>>33691116
It's a relative thing, I know there are more humans overall, but as I understand it, in places where they cohabit, the ratio skews towards less men.

>> No.33691148

>>33687304
I need some big, soft pigs to breed.

>> No.33691157

>>33691061
Why though? Something-is-actually-head of-the-organization-that-which-the-organization-stands-against trope is rather frequently used and could be hiliarious as hell in MGE settings as well?

>> No.33691205

>>33691132
youd actually want some arm protection since you can use that to block; and if you say a use a shield, well thats also an option but people tend to aim at your legs because; A) its harder to block your legs with a shield, B) its harder to see leg strikes with a shield. so gauntlets are really good for this

>> No.33691252

>>33691205
>Block with your arms.
Seems like a dumb idea, arms aren't really super strong and it's probably really easy to glance off them. If you're going to go naked you either have a shield (You might want to protect your shins in that instance) or just outrange your enemy and pray you're faster and they don't have projectiles.

She's already got cars on her bely and legs so she can't be that good. And she's dual wielding two one handed swords, so she's not that bright either.

I'd take in a baka-kuu-dere elf slave in a heartbeat.

>> No.33691266

>>33691252
>She's already got cars on her bely and legs so she can't be that good.
Scars**

Also she's holding her swords backwards

>> No.33691372
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>>33687356
A lilim that looks at you like picrel

>> No.33691466

>>33691157
Most order people pretty much live with the perception that monsters never changed and still are going to eat them, not to mention examples of Polove and the slums in Lescatie. This concept that monsters would activly perpetuate this idea if they were in charge and let humans live in fear or poverty, especially compared to the quality of life people have in pro monster areas if not full demon realms which almost border on modern era with maigitech, all for some LARP. Especially with incubi being just strong humans there is literally no reason for a human farm. Lilith's entire goal is the eventual unification of the species. It feels like people are borrowing from the concept of cradles which KC himself says aren't going to be canon
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/442705601362006016

>> No.33691507

>>33691252
youd be surprised at what you can block with your arms with a plate gauntlet, and you want glancing hits, that will protect you from pretty much anything and would be no worse on your arm than blocking with a shield. plate armor in general makes shields obsolete, practically nothing will go through it, and anything that does, a shield wont help you. a shield will protect your torso from arrows, but if youre not expecting that, gauntlets are perfectly fine and the most aesthetically pleasing with an exposed midriff/torso.

>> No.33691558

>>33691103
People always talk badly about these slutty fantasy armours but man I love them, especially if they're creatively sexy. It's fantasy damn it.

>> No.33691621

>>33691558
Battle dresses are the best, personally.

>> No.33691645

>>33691507
>and you want glancing hits
Not if they glance off your arm and sink right into your belly.
>plate armor in general makes shields obsolete
A mace to the shield is going to hurt a lot less than a mace to the head or chest. Even a solid sword blow can dent a helmet.

Obviously something is better than nothing, but it's moot because if you don't have a shield or a long weapon like a polearm to keep yourself safe, heavy gauntlets and armguards aren't really going to save you that well.

>> No.33691650

how to make Cheshires fall for you?

>> No.33691661

>>33691558
They're the best and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

>> No.33691701
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33691701

Where's the faith lebowski?

>> No.33691721

>>33691650
Be bullyable

>> No.33691743

>>33691650
Dank memes.

>> No.33691747

>>33691650
banana peel

>> No.33691751

>>33691650
Fetish porn involving cheshires.

>> No.33691764
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33691764

Kiki season

>> No.33691774

hey, is it good that when you tap your head it makes a hollow thud? my momster said I was special, what's that?

>> No.33691805

>>33691764
Meidos are for marriage and impregnating so much they can't do their housework properly.

>> No.33691818

>>33691558
Yeah, but you can make it make sense too. For instance, in my head canon there's a type of armour (for women) that either via magical inscription or magic gems or both creates a forcefield superior to any known material, that's also completely transparent, but you need anchor points to project the forcefield from, so your panties/loincloth/belt, boots, gloves, bikini and headpiece are all conduits for this forcefield.

The better (and exponentially more expensive) the armour is, the more you can inscribe into smaller pieces of armour made from higher quality materials until you're basically wearing nipple pasties and a c-string, but more of your body is covered by more of the forcefield.

The worse the quality, the more surface area of subpar material needs to be used to be inscribed upon and the less forcefield coverage you get, but you usually prioritise the vitals, so the midriff is usually the first area to be 'bared', then the face.

>> No.33691886
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33691886

>>33690766
>Developing an actual relationship with her over a period of time
Throughout multiple combat encounters
>actually winning her over
...With rape

>> No.33691896

>>33691818
Can explain why the sluttiest and most revealing armour can be so ornate too if the wearer is rich enough to afford such minimal armour

>> No.33691930

which monster girls would molest you the most?

>> No.33691946

>>33691774
>hey, is it good that when you tap your head it makes a hollow thud?
Many men live with that condition, but you can ask a doctor about it.
>my momster said I was special, what's that?
It means your future wife will be a very persistent woman.

>> No.33691962

>>33691930
who would molest a small man like me though?

>> No.33691973

>>33691930
Pretty sure wisps molest you all day long while you’re trapped in their cage so probably them

>> No.33691978

>>33691818
What about monsters that don't necessarily need armor? I like to think that the skin of dragons, even the parts that aren't covered by scales, are just as impervious to harm as it is in their full dragon form. Therefore they can wear whatever they like and still be just as strong.

>> No.33692022

>>33691946
>future wife
Come now, anon. 'Special' boys don't need anyone taking care of them except their loving momsters.

>> No.33692052
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33692052

>>33691962
>small man
Large monsters

>> No.33692062

>>33689660
Nachas are best for reversing the tides on pesky insect girls. All BUGGED.com scenarios wouldn't happen if the man simply married a nacha wife

>> No.33692080

>>33691978
well yeah a lot of monsters have very strong natural defenses and strengths, but they can still wear armor for style just as they wear clothing, you just need to know how to accentuate the figure to draw eyes towards specific areas

>> No.33692118

>>33690964
Looks like miss manticore is trying to play harry potter with that wand

>> No.33692149

I've been working as a personal assistant for this amazing demon executive for about six months now. I work late, I take care of her dry cleaning, I even cook her meals. It's amazing, but for some reason she hasn't sexually harrassed or raped me even once. Should I go to HR? Should I look for a different job?

>> No.33692180
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33692180

https://youtu.be/Z742GMdIb0E
What are some songs that might play in a monster girl bar/club?

>> No.33692194

>>33692149
does she stutter when you compliment her and tell she looks cute today, if so she might have a bit of the old spaghetti pockets

>> No.33692215

>>33691973
Would it feel cramped though? It'd be a problem for muscle dystrophia if you don't walk around much

>> No.33692289

>>33692180
WAP

>> No.33692307

>>33692289
WAP?

>> No.33692312
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33692312

>>33691558
Fuck them

>> No.33692327

>>33692307
Wet
Ass
Pussy

>> No.33692329

>>33691896
Of course. Some of the higher end armour like this can cost more than a castle and will be passed down the family line for as long as the line exists, you bet theyre going to make it as aesthetic as possible.

>>33691978
Sure, but when dragons fight who is going to complain about a little extra protection?

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33692334

I have a might need for huge demon tits. Why do I suddenly hear the scratching of dozens of pens on parchment?

>> No.33692350

>>33692327
Wet ass pussy, or wet asspussy? Or wet ass and pussy?

>> No.33692358

>>33692289
Mamono are not that degenerate.
>>33692180
Anime BGMs ofc.

>> No.33692373

>>33692180
https://youtu.be/Y33hGaEgW7U

>> No.33692374

>>33692180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q
Depends on the venue but all of them probably have a happy hour that swaps over to very overtly sexual songs. May the gods be kind to any man in that bar when the lighting swaps especially the ones who have been total wallflowers and avoiding being social. Personally, I'll be in the dive bar blasting dad rock and metal

>> No.33692394

>>33692358
>Anime BGMs
Like so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hceQ-a0WKVc

>> No.33692407

>>33692350
I don't know I never actually listened to it, it was just a controversy a while back.

>> No.33692417

>>33692329
>who is going to complain about a little extra protection?
Oh sure it's all fine and dandy until you see a dragon stroll out in full plate that's still inferior to her being nude.

>> No.33692486

>>33692180
Shogwave.

>> No.33692499
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33692499

>>33690766
>How about Developing an actual relationship with her over a period of time and actually winning her over.
You have to at least ACT like you're being raped, or the lightning bolts start

>> No.33692563

how to deal with coomer who is a monster girl

>> No.33692590

>>33692563
Match her orgasm to orgasm

>> No.33692610

>>33692358
You just know they'd eat up sousei no aquarion

>> No.33692622

>>33688669
I don't see that anywhere! How am I supposed to know?

>> No.33692623
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33692623

>>33688074

>> No.33692644

>>33692563
>how to deal with coomer who is a monster girl
Which monster girls AREN'T coomers?
Ice queen?

>> No.33692659

>>33692644
Greenworm

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33692662

Excuse me anons I will be doing battle with the local amazons. Wish me luck

>> No.33692692

>>33692623
Ahh, the great outdoors!

>> No.33692693

>>33692662
well amazons are gonna have a good husband

>> No.33692699

>>33692662
> 2 minutes have passed
Are You dead/raped yet?

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33692708

>>33692659
They're still sexually immature!

>> No.33692730

>>33692662
Just remember if one gets on top of you say something corny like
>Really shouldn't wear that skull, it covers up your beautiful face
instant spaghetti means you can turn the tables!

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33692737

>>33687304

>> No.33692773

Spring is coming, that means the Mantises will be out getting back into sneaking shape after the long winter.

>> No.33692774

>>33692737
I want to see the disappointmentor happiness as I stick my dick in the little tears in her fabric and fuck that fluff

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>>33687540
I should warn you, I don't know how to use a computer!

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33692805

>>33692693
>>33692699
Send hel-

>> No.33692811

How do you think most monsters go about showing affection to their husband?
>More casual affection in public, the most you will see are kisses or maybe some light groping. In private, they stop holding back and shower their husband with affection.
>Doesn't hold back on the love while in public, may even ramp it up to show just how well they can please their husband. While they still have frequent sex and do other couples activities, it's a lot more relaxed in private.
>Doesn't really care if they are in public or in private, will shower their husband with all of their love either way.

>> No.33692829

>>33692805
told ya, someone owes me five bucks now

>> No.33692861

>>33692811
Custom clothes possibly including material from themselves would be one.
Dragon-types making cloaks or shirts that have scales in them, weresheep wool, and arachne silk pants would be common ones.

>> No.33692867

>>33692805
I want to lick those abs. And them move further down.

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33692883

>>33692861
>custom clothes

>> No.33692886

>>33692803
Time to mock her for lacking a physical body and format all of my hard drives

>> No.33692903

>>33692805
Hellhounds have been dispatched to your location with your description, no need to thank me.

>> No.33692904

>>33692803
>Now I can stay here for as long as I li-
*turns power supply off*

>> No.33692913

>>33692883
For their husbands
Monster girls will wear clothes that are quite revealing if it gets their husband going

>> No.33692925

>>33692903
how could a good boy like get them, I wish to cuddle the strongfat ones and make them smile

>> No.33692949

>>33692903
>lone anon being fought over by a group of amazons and a squad of hellhounds
>crushed under a steaming, sweaty, muscular pile

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33692960

>>33692903
Anon just got proactively dated by an amazon and you're sending hellhounds? He'll OD on abs!

>> No.33693022

>>33692960
ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE
ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL
ARE YOU READY TO SWEAR RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
BEFORE THE DEVIL

>> No.33693111

>>33691818
IMO overthinking it usually doesn't help, but still good job on justifying both bikini armor and He-Man male warrior aesthetics.

>> No.33693115

Would you be a mail-order husband?

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33693150

>>33689660
She bullies you, and at the end of the day, she's bullying your dick, too.

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33693176

>>33687356
>I've walked across the surface of the sun. I've witnessed events so tiny and so fast that they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Anon, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
>What's that in your pants? Another "ultimate weapon"?

>> No.33693180

Echidnas think they want true adventurers but then you just shape stone into their treasure room and skip the whole dungeon and its suddenly a 'travesty'

>> No.33693212

>>33692861
>dragon wife is missing the tip of one of her horns
>ask her what happened and if she's alright
>says she's fine and that it'll grow back
>she then hands you a necklace with her horn tip on it
If my wife did something like that, I'd try to make something special for her in return.

>> No.33693222

>>33692644
Jubjubs came to be because QoH saw harpies that weren't acting like coomers for example.

>> No.33693228

>>33693212
Its highly recommended that you go out and find some good treasure to make into a necklace for her.

>> No.33693241

>>33693212
>gives you the horn necklace
>you're both happy
>an hour later she's nervously telling you it's ok, don't chop off a finger for her
>you weren't even thinking of that

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33693248

>mlem

>> No.33693252

>>33693176
my dick, ya want it

>> No.33693258

I want a succubus as a childhood friend

>> No.33693262

>>33693228
If it's a necklace, I'd look for someone who could craft gold into an ornate cow bell.

>> No.33693295

>>33693262
>Oh Anon, this is so....unique... Did you get it from an temple of some sort?
Don't deal in Hathorite relics.
She is surprisingly touchy about people taking her stuff.

>> No.33693305

>>33693212
>go to her the next day with bloodstained bandages wrapped around your head and give her a necklace with a human ear on it
>take off the bandages to reveal that you still have both ears and the necklace is fake
>you wouldn't really do that

>> No.33693315

>>33693176
>I... I made you some fudge brownies, if you want them...

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33693326

>>33693176
>>33687356
>lilim
>scary
Pick one.

>> No.33693332

>>33693295
It should be fine. My wife is the most devote Hathorite follower I know.

>> No.33693347

>>33693305
This is how extremists are made.

>> No.33693353

>>33691558
Always loved the Frazetta style with thicc fantasy chicks in combat bikinis. Only regret is that Frazetta didn't draw monstergirls

>> No.33693373

>>33693326
She must be as dumb as Aqua

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33693381

>>33693176
>>33693326
Nine times out of ten lilim lose to BIG PALADIN COCK

>> No.33693400

>>33693326
>DL sees her daughter like this
>"Oh, I didn't know you were into this kind of play. Have fun, sweetie."

>> No.33693431

>>33693115
I'd prefer to be a male Order husband.

>> No.33693450

>>33693326
Would a lilim imprint on you if you pinch their tummy? I don't want a relationship with one, I just want a quick feel.

>> No.33693486

>>33692644
Much like Yetis, Ice Queens get off to cuddle porn in private until winter Rata found her copy of Cold Winter, Warm Paws while looking for Ice Queen's panties, now the whole town knows she reads snuggle smut

>> No.33693502

>>33693381
W-what happens to the one paladin?

>> No.33693509

>>33692590
What if she's a raiju

>> No.33693519

>>33693502
Can't beat the succ anon

>> No.33693533

>>33693115
that's one of my plans to get grabbed by an anubis

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33693551

>>33687304
Reposting becauce nobody answered last thread
Would mamono based on sea-dwelling animals that need to come up to the surface to breath, like dolphins and sea snakes, need to come up for air regularly, or would Poseidon's magic take care of that?

>> No.33693566

>>33693509
You have to match all the orgasims.

>> No.33693578

>>33693450
>Not getting married after you take a woman's tummy virginity
You are a horrible person.

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33693584

>>33691751
>In college
>First day a cheshire student locked eyes and hasn't stopped bothering you since
>Teleports into your dorm when you're studying or playing vidya
>Rests her boobs or ass on your head then says "Heh, nothin personnel kiddo" and teleports away when you try to swat her
>Eats the cold cuts in fridge as well, sometimes she puts a few back after taking a single bite
>Decide to end it, go to your pc and begin opening three windows with forty tabs of cheshire porn
>With the trap set you minimize the browser and leave your door open to make it look like you aren't there and hide in the corner
>Cheshy teleports in and looks around before chuckling. Takes her a fraction of a second to begin heading towards the pc
>Opens the tabs and becomes completely engrossed in going through your fetishes
>Slowly come up behind her to observe until she realizes that she isn't alone
>Grab her by the wrist (she isn't teleporting away now) and toss her onto your creaking dorm bed
>As you begin to undress you lean in to stare into her eyes and say
>Nothin personnel... kid

>> No.33693601

>>33693502
He’s usually the one who got picked up by a Harpy or a Greenworm before making it to the castle.

>> No.33693612

>>33693551
No.

>> No.33693629

>>33693566
But that's impossible!

>> No.33693630

>>33693584
>Eats the cold cuts in fridge as well, sometimes she puts a few back after taking a single bite
This is pure evil

>> No.33693646

>>33693450
You're gonna get marked

>> No.33693662

>>33693450
I get the feeling anyone able to even touch a lilim in combat is going to have her eye on them for future marriage.

>> No.33693667

>>33693629
It's okay, she'll override your body manually with bioelectric signals.

>> No.33693668

>>33693584
That's a bad idea. Now, you'll have to gather all your willpower and last longer before she cums, else she's gonna smugly tease you mercilessly

>> No.33693675

>>33693212
im getting mine a perfect pyrite cube

>> No.33693689

>>33693629
She will help.

>> No.33693719

>>33693332
Ah, so she'll get excessive blessings for devout recovery

>> No.33693722
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>>33692861
My waifu always seems to be sneaking me gifts of various monstergirl products. Weresheep wool blankets, Alraune nectar, various magical tools from the Sabbath, etc.
Her custom stuff is for special occasions. You'd be surprised how great of a material her goo is for making quality outdoor gear. Temperature controlled, stab resistant, easy to wash.

It's pretty form-fitting, so it's like she's hugging me non-stop.

>> No.33693746

>>33690455

BICORNS ARE FOR MONOGAMOUS LOVEY DOVEY ROMANCE, IT'S STILL WRONG TO CHEAT EVEN IF YOUR WIFE GIVES YOU A FREE PASS.

>> No.33693749

>>33693722
are they bulletproof though?

>> No.33693793

>>33693668
Isn't that true of all monsters though? Monsters are so horny that you probably don't have to worry too much about making them cum when it's both your first times

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33693796

>>33688074
I could be persuaded

>> No.33693804

>>33693749
She'll have me strap on a vest if it comes to that. Nothing is truly bulletproof, anyway.

>> No.33693807

>>33693450
I think you're safe. If they didn't want it to get pinched, they would cover it up.

>> No.33693832

>>33693746
Put her in bondage so she can't cuck herself. Go yandere on the horse and make her know she's yours and that's all you ever want.

>> No.33693842

>>33693793
explain how that werecat from KC's game managed to outlast me every time then. It's unfair

>> No.33693864

>>33693832

A true man of culture

>> No.33693869

>>33693842
I actually haven't beaten it yet. It's not hard per se, I just find it hard to focus when each confrontation with a monster takes like ten minutes to finish

>> No.33693875

>>33693842
She was born to bully, and you were born to be an easy tom.

>> No.33693881

>>33687540
Which update? The KB5000808 that's been borking the print key, or the 20H2 version update?

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It's late, stay for the night with a kind spider.

>> No.33693899

>>33693881
I thought this was some kind of esoteric automaton post before I read the post it was replying to

>> No.33693911

>>33693893
Jorou-Gumou are very cute. It's too bad they aren't very popular

>> No.33693925

>>33693893
but mama told me to not to go with strangers

>> No.33693974

>>33693925
Oh, but she's doesn't count a stranger. She no longer is anymore after this night anyways

>> No.33693981

>>33693893
Cute spider but it's morning maybe she can join me for coffee instead?

>> No.33693989

>>33693911
Jorou-gumos are best for having switch relationships

>> No.33693994

>>33693925
She told you that before she got monsterized. Now she knows she can trust that Asian spider lady to play with her son while she goes out. Even if her son is already in his 20s

>> No.33694012

>>33693989
>switch/dom/sub/etc
Never cared for categorizing and making an identity out of that sort of thing. Makes it seem really impersonal

>> No.33694036

>>33693869
That's the only real complaint i have about the game system as it stands right now, everything else is great
Not a big fan of the Imp sweetie beetie talk either but i guess if she's a loli she might aswell behave like one

>> No.33694044

what happens to a man who is so innocent, he honestly doesn't know the birds and the bees, he doesn't masturbate because he doesn't know how to and has never came before? What monster girls do to him?

>> No.33694060

>>33694044
that just makes monsters more eager to take his first time

>> No.33694061

>>33694044
Same thing they do to all other men, but going extra gentler/harder if they are a gentle or aggressive specie

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33694067

>>33693893
Sorry, ma'am. Just got booked in an inn ran by this fox woman.

>> No.33694092

>>33693601
>Greenworm
The dream if I get isekaied

>> No.33694124

>>33694036
Honestly if there was a checkpoint once you got to a certain point in the sex it would be a lot better. I get that you're meant to be fostering a relationship with these girls so it shouldn't be easy. But it does get irritating having to go through it all again especially when just barely losing. Starts to feel like you're just trying to get it over with instead of enjoying it

>> No.33694145
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>>33694036
Yeah same, it's so frustrating that You can't really outfuck them and that You're the one ending up "drowning in pleasure". I'd rather have balanced sex where You can chose to be more giving or receiving, and if You manage to get simmilar ammount of climaxes - You both drown in pleasure, not only You.

>> No.33694157

>>33694012
That's a good way to put it. It bugs me how there's a specific set of expected behaviors and standard issue paddles, whips, chains and such. It's rather soulless.

>> No.33694162

Spiders are the natural allies of humanity, in our would we provide them shelter and they provide thier loyalty. It stands to reason that in the monster's world all men should seek shelter in spider webs and provide thier hosts with loyalty in turn.

>> No.33694176

what is the best stat to level to mog all the monsters

>> No.33694189
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>>33694044
Live sexual education practice that turns into actual sex when they tell him sex is for making children and he says he doesn't mind having a baby with them

>> No.33694208
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>>33694145
Bro that is an areola. You are going to lose social credit score

>> No.33694282

>>33694044
Think they'd be incredibly enthusiastic to teach him firsthand.

>> No.33694316
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>>33694157
I think of it more as just normal behaviour that varies between couples. Sometimes you take your pharaoh wife aside during court to fuck her doggystyle in the hallway and sometimes she rides you to sleep. Maybe you have an oni wife that has pelvis-breaking sex most nights but also likes being proneboned after getting a massage from you and dresses in lingerie that fits your tastes. No need to think of it like "I'm an xy in this relationship and she's a zw" it just is.

Thank you for listening to my sermon folks, I'll be here all week

>> No.33694318

>>33694208
I really need to edit that pic, it's too good not to be used and it's like 5th time I post it without thinking about the n*pple

>> No.33694322

I want a secret stalker Kunoichi that keeps leaving me love notes in the weirdest places.

>> No.33694347

>>33694318
Yeah I have a few pics that are like that too. There should be a rule that breasts can be posted on certain blue boards so long as they aren't lactating or being used in a sexual manner

>> No.33694400
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>>33692773
Mantises are actually really cool, top-tier buge.
Moths, mantises, dragonflies, ants and bees are all high-tier buges.

>> No.33694407

>>33694347
>so long as they aren't lactating
RIP holstaur.

>> No.33694427

>>33694347
Slippery slope is a fallacy, but is also real. I'd rather have to edit bras on fanart to cover the nip, than have /d/egenerates pour into this board.

>> No.33694455

>>33694400
You forgot wasps and hornets, but they didn't forget you.

>> No.33694462

>>33694400
you're omitting someone just to make me upset aren't you

>> No.33694488

>>33694455
Hornets are not to be trifled with. You keep quiet, and your distance.
Wasps are the terriorists of the insect world, the only thing worse than a wasp is a tick.
>>33694462
I do not forget the greenworm.

>> No.33694489

>>33694322
>go to brush your teeth
>toothpaste won't come out
>strange, you still have most of the tube left
>squeeze harder
>something pops out
>it's a goo covered sticky note
>"Why bother with this toothpaste? I'll lick your teeth clean~"
>suppress the nausea and go buy another tube of undinefresh toothpaste

>> No.33694516

>>33693486
>For some reason abnormally cold weather seemed to follow a certain Rata

>> No.33694536
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>>33694489
>Pull a pink envelope sealed with a red wax heart out of your lint trap
>It unravels into a five foot document with neat handwriting and little heart doodles in the margins
>You can't read a single word because it's in another language
>She wrote it in what you think is calligraphy as well so you can't even machine translate it
Keep them all so the two of you can go over each one thoroughly in the future

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33694540

>walk through fox village with a hat that say "TAIL HUFFER"
>get swarmed by them and drown in mofu
WOOOOOOOOOOOW

>> No.33694571

how does one become Anon Cockson, asking for a friend

>> No.33694589

>>33694571
You have to get chosen by the cowl. And the cowl is a cruel mistress.

>> No.33694592

>>33694571
We concluded that you must wear the Cowl of Anon Cockson.
So go find that. Granted, you will lose all sense of fear, so wear it at your own risk.

>> No.33694595

Anons are built only for perverted middle-aged monster and not younger, more hip and spunky monsters!

>> No.33694597

>>33694540
>being both a nonce and a hag-chaser

>> No.33694602

>>33694571
You must obtain the legendary cowl of Cockson. Usually found where the last cockson met his orgasmic end.

>> No.33694626

How does a Shirohebi punish you if you are a masochist that enjoys getting soul burned?
Doesn't liking it and wanting it remove all the purpose of threatening you with it encouraging bad behaviour

>> No.33694630

Would it be okay for me to get a commission of me wearing the cowl while doing something funny near my wives?

>> No.33694663

I -argrh, ASHHHHAHDHWEFHBWFNWFJWNFWKRMWRMFWMFWMFKMWFMWMF
>a red cloth holds onto my face as i slowy stop fighting it as I lower my hands
WELL ANON COCKSON, HERE IS TO STAY, WHAT SHALL I DO NEXT

>> No.33694664

No for real though what is sex?
is it like an object or something

>> No.33694666

>>33694630
do it

>> No.33694695

>>33694666
Okay, but what should i be doing in it?

>> No.33694705
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>>33694400
Nope

>> No.33694707

>>33694663
sex with a wooless wheresheep that is duped on rage mushroom?

>> No.33694712

>>33694695
Depends on who your wives are.

>> No.33694728

Tell me about Cockson. Why does he wear the mask!?

>> No.33694737

>>33694712
Pslimes

>> No.33694744

>>33694536
>kunoichi gets frustrated that you haven't even read any of her heartfelt letters
>kidnaps you and ties you to a chair
>nervously sits in your lap
>starts reading all the letters you neglected in a meek, timorous voice
>interject and tell her you don't understand her language
>her blush is now so bright you swear you can see it through the mask
>she leaves for a bit and returns with a laptop
>machine translates sentence by sentence, repeating whatever the computer spits out in broken English
>gets halfway through before she gets too flustered and flahshbangs you
She'll be back tomorrow to finish the rest. Then you can requite her feelings.

>> No.33694754

>>33694737
I have no snappy ideas.

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>>33694427
True. The most I see on other blue boards is that /his/ can get away with national geographic tier stuff and historical art. Kind of wish mods were based enough to let minor stuff fly under the radar but you're right in that it's better they be overzealous than allow degenerates to spam

>>33694407
Was thinking about a crying holstaur even as I wrote it. We need another lactating monster, holsts have held the crown for too long. I remember reading Basque folklore about a vampire that breastfeeds men nectar. Also the idea of a vampire with a lactation gimmick is highly amusing to me, especially if they were to retain a normal vampires prideful nature

>> No.33694801

what's the worst monster girl?

>> No.33694822

>>33694783
>Oni lactaction but the milk is very high in alcohol

>> No.33694829

>>33694754
Im sure i can think of something. Maybe like cannonball into water splashing them all. ensuing rape for water dissolving the slimes for a bit.

>> No.33694837

>>33694801
humpty egg is the only one I can think of that would be a hard no

>> No.33694854

>>33694801
The furries

>> No.33694868

>>33694801
Troll, basically the uncanny valley girl

>> No.33694870

>>33694829
Condom-water balloons!

>> No.33694884

>>33694801
I'm not big on any of the loli ones or the furry ones

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>>33694801
Can't speak for anyone else, but

>> No.33694888

>>33694870
I love it! Using that anon that you!

>> No.33694899

>>33694801
All of the loli and furry ones.

>> No.33694917

>>33694801
Egg, matango, siths, charybdis, slug, lantern, and umbrella are all pretty low. But I think we can all agree greenworm is the worst.

>> No.33694945

>>33694885
i keep forgetting roper girls exist, whens kc going to do an umber hulk or rust monster

>> No.33694947

>>33693111
Thanks. I don't know if I want it to extrapolate to men though, or if it should have some "mamono mana only" stipulation hardbaked in. After all, if the logical conclusion is c-strings and nipple pasties, that means the same for men. Cock hats and a chest belt or something.

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>>33694837
>looks up humpty egg
>hey that face looks like a jubju-
>it's an unborn jubjub
jesus christ, jubjubs are my favorite type of harpie.

>>33694899
yeah i agree with the furry shit. hard no.

>> No.33695022
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Remember that undead need your love too!

>> No.33695040

Help me choose between my tribal warrior waifu, Amazoness or Ocelomeh?

>> No.33695065
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>>33695040
Wolfu

>> No.33695074

>>33695022
I have use for such

>> No.33695145

>>33694947
Now that I think about it... fuck, I'm going to have to bite the bullet and just have scantily clad men in my head canon. The most skilled artisans are monstergirls and naturally they'd love nothing more than the idea of men walking around with nothing more than some nipple caps, a helmet for their cock and some bracers.

Damn you internal consistency.

>> No.33695155

>>33694783
An extremely frustrated vampire with massive, pent up milkers is something I need

>> No.33695171
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theres only one way to fix horny bunnies
pin them to the wall by the neck and rape it out of them
heh yeah thatll show em
im a genius

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>>33694595
Why not a perverted hip and spunky middle aged monster
>Tomboy CC troll neighbour that always invites to tag along on her morning jogs or nighttime jogs, she is a troll after all

>> No.33695214

>>33695145
Ach, no bother with that.
I think an loincloth would be perfect.
It's simple, but you can really make it look much more ornate.
Furthermore, a loincloth conceals the manhood just enough that you can't see it, but you can tell how big it is, makes it more enticing, a mamono would be ever so tempted to just quickly lift it up to really see.
Going on that, if a mamono sees a loincloth that goes well below an incubus' knees, she might blush when she realises why.

>> No.33695260

>>33695065
He said tribes not clans

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>>33694744
>gets halfway through before she gets too flustered and flahshbangs you
Can't help but imagine it's her using her tactical 'assets' to painlessly suffocate anon into unconsciousness. Wait until she finds the hole in the wall where anon keeps his paintings of her doing cool poses in various outfits from history

>> No.33695276

>>33695040
Both!

>> No.33695286

>>33695186
>>Tomboy CC
The kind of CC to be the cool aunt?
>>33695260
Potayto, potahto

>> No.33695298

>>33695214
I was thinking about it, and for the supposed near demi-godly quality of material, if it were to be a loincloth, you'd have to suppose it came from something comparable. Talking leather here. I suppose it could well be a fabric loincloth, that would be fine. I'm sure you can find the mithril or unobtainium equivalent of some magical super divine plant fibre. Not so with animals though, as anything with that kind of power would probably monstergirlize already, making the idea of hide armours kinda ethically dubious.

Still, technically speaking, the greater the material and the greater the skill of the artisan, the less material they need, ergo the more forcefield and the less coverage. I dunno, maybe most dudes decide decency > that last bit of protection.

>> No.33695336

>>33695298
I was thinking perhaps you could get some arachne (or other spider) silk with a crazy amount of demonic energy infused into it.
Something naturally durable given a forcefield around it, no?

>> No.33695349

>>33695336
Yeah, because the typical "barbarian loincloth" image is fur it completely skipped my mind that you could just make it out of some other fabric, arachne silk would be perfect actually.

>> No.33695372

>>33693869
How do you even fail? I went in blknd and won all 4 battle I had. Maybe you forgot about interact thing? It has limited amount of use per battle but doesn't require AP and deals plenty of "damage". Just use that shit

>> No.33695395

I don't know if Magus is lurking but I had a thought about Royoshi. If she's an oni kunoichiboo does that mean she has their cultural standards over taking her mask off in front of anyone but their husband?

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>>33687304
>Do you need some rest, traveller?

>> No.33695434

I did a slightly better service to KC's Gaira Comic profiles then what's available in OP's MEGA archive. Better quality, uncensored versions. This is probably as good as it gets. Feel free to update the OP's one if you can.
https://mega.nz/folder/LOQBHIzR#zjS67bLbCnNgY8jp_gYMkw

>> No.33695441

>>33694801
Easily alp trannies.
I have no idea why KC thought curing faggotry with trannies is a good idea. Hell, mamonomana canonically cures mental illnesses, so it should already cure faggotry, what the point of trannies?

>> No.33695466

>>33695276
>amazon and an ocelomeh claim you
>amazon is easy going, agrees to live in ocelomeh city with you and her
>series of whacky, fish-out-of-water, hijinks as the amazon's custom of post-coital aftercare gets the ocelomeh into all sorts of trouble
>keeps yelling at the amazon that she can't just snuggle you like that after she's done ravaging you
>amazon shrugs and says some catchphrase every time she messes up
>you're too battered and beaten from the amazon's love and the ocelomeh's taking out her anger on you to laugh

>> No.33695467

>>33695441
For "straight" men to want to fuck bros

>> No.33695470
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>>33694822
>In the far future an Oni is breastfeeding her baby boy
>She knows he's full when he takes his head away from her nipple to let out a homer simpson burp and promptly goes to sleep

>> No.33695477

>>33695441
But it does cure it - no more guy wishing to be a woman, now it's just a woman and the transformation is complete and irreversible.

>> No.33695487

>>33695441
I find it disturbing how many cultures would rather fuck up their gay son by raising them wrong and destroying their bodies than simply telling him to not go full coomer.

>> No.33695499

>>33695477
Gays don't wish to be women they wish to be gay. Same for trannies.

>> No.33695554

>>33695441
Alps are great you idiot.

>> No.33695579

>>33694801
All parasitical ones, furries, chaos monsters, alps and lilims.

>> No.33695587

>>33695487
The Nazis burned those books for a reason.

>> No.33695594

>>33695477
>no more guy wishing to be a woman
I'm pretty sure most fags don't want to be trannies, they just want to be fags

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>>33695579
again, alps are great, the furries and parasites are the bad ones.

>> No.33695599

>>33694801
furries, alps, nachos, lolis, and I hate to do it to her, but automaton.

no robots no ayys, no furries
simple as

>> No.33695600

i dont care i am fucking alp pussy and you arent.

>> No.33695615

What monster would be best at stopping me from wasting my time, specifically arguing with people on a basket weaving forum?

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>>33695155
>Vampire gets mad that you came inside even though she leglocked you when it looked like you were going to pull out
>Begins getting cravings for blood from weird places like your waist and outer thigh while gaining wight in all the right places
>Small panic when she realizes she's pregnant, even more panic when she realizes it's more than likely to be a dhampir
>When she's breastfeeding her newborn a few months later however her face is a picture of glowing serenity
>So elated at motherhood she laughs with her husband when he calls her his "milkbags"
Krekkov needs to do more lactating vampires

>> No.33695624

>>33695615
your momster, anon

>> No.33695648

>>33695619
Repeated pregnancies shall ensue to grow those vampire milkers.

>> No.33695661

>>33695615
Read the fucking profiles. Kikimora's whole schtick is that they help organize and improve yourself and shit

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>>33695155
>>33695619 >>33695648
>Vampire gets mad that you came inside even though she leglocked you when it looked like you were going to pull out
>Begins getting cravings for blood from weird places like your waist and outer thigh while gaining wight in all the right places
>Small panic when she realizes she's pregnant, even more panic when she realizes it's more than likely to be a dhampir
>When she's breastfeeding her newborn a few months later however her face is a picture of glowing serenity
>So elated at motherhood she laughs with you when you call her your "milkbags"
Krekkov needs to do more lactating vampires. Also I never realized the memetic potential of calling a vampire your milkbag
I'll memoryhole my own post for clumsy grammar if I want, fuck you

>> No.33695703

>>33694947
Everyone has to dress like they're in Mad Max.

>> No.33695738
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>>33695286
>Reject the false dichotomy and embrace the third position CC Tomboyism

>> No.33695749

>>33695022
It's here that I realize that this pose might be influencing my tendency to lean towards more humanized MGs. Not to poo-poo such heavenly creatures like wyrms, harpies, and spiders; the rear-embrace is just something I wish to give to and receive from the one without much trouble

>> No.33695784

>>33694801
i think before wormposting bottom 3 would be worm > alp > humpty but I think the worm has risen quite a bit thanks to the efforts of 1 dedicated autist

>> No.33695788

>>33695372
I mostly just messed around without actually learning the controls or how to win battles. Thats what I mean in that it wasn't actually hard I just wasn't playing in the way I was supposed to. That doesn't change that the battles can get pretty long and if KC is going to add boss encounters like a typical rpg it'll become more of a chore to have to redo a 15 minute fuckfest every time you lose to dragon/lilim thighs

>> No.33695798

>>33695784
why the hell does everyone hate the alp?
it's kinky as hell.

>> No.33695805

>>33695738
I need this elf

>> No.33695820

>>33695434
Sick dude. Have to say that for me it's a tie between the BT goth snake and the romance obsessed CC succubus

>> No.33695822

>>33695798
Because faggotry

>> No.33695823

>sandworm harem is just a bunch of sandworms regurgitating their husband in each other's mouths so each tongue girl gets their chance with him

>> No.33695826

>>33695798
>it's kinky as hell.
Not your strongest argument buddy. 'kink' is a filthy, filthy, grimy LA gayclub word.

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>>33695738
I'm already interested.

>> No.33695865

>>33695595
Fuck you bud. p slimes are great.

>> No.33695868

>>33695798
Don't mind these people, I'll be balls deep in hot tomboy succubus pussy while they are busy arguing over some imaginary tranny boogeyman.

>> No.33695890

>>33695868
>succubus pussy
You mean alp boypussy

>> No.33695895

>>33695738
>spoiler
This is so deadly I would die from diabetes just from her smile.

>> No.33695913
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>>33695805
Gentle dark elves get their authoritative urges exercised through persistent spoiling and skin to skin contact

>> No.33695919

>>33695841
Would she be a tomboy still after having fifteen daughters?

>> No.33695938

>>33695913
Liveforthefunk is a great artist.

>> No.33695944

>>33695919
Even if tomboys becoming mothers made them more feminine they've created fifteen more tomboys so it all balances out. Besides I'm sure her husband gets her to wear her old jersey and spats when he wants number sixteen

>> No.33695948

>>33695919
Tomboy is a state of mind, not just a figure.

>> No.33695963

>>33695868
yeah they're definably from /v/.
alps appeal to my fetish and that's what matters.

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>>33695938
He has the rare gift of being able to pull off the "western bimbo" aesthetic without making his girls grotesque uggos. Any artist who draws brown milfs is pretty cool

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>>33693150
And that's just one of many reason nachos are better than gazer trash

>> No.33696018

>>33696005
I want to be domed by a Pharaoh who looks like one of his gals.

>> No.33696025

How to get caught by a very affectionate Amazon?

>> No.33696042
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33696042

Haha.. imagine... a monster girl harem and you were the protagonist haha...

>> No.33696055

>>33696042
>harem
Nope, hard pass

>> No.33696067

>>33696025
make yourself look like if someone tapped you'll knell over and die

>> No.33696075

>>33696042
I wish

>> No.33696077

>>33696055
or... imagine the cuddles of a bogey...
so soft hehee.....

>> No.33696098

>>33696077
that I can

>> No.33696109

>>33694917
Yeah I can see why lots of people aren't big fans of Greenworm, but I'm hoping to change that.

>> No.33696153

>>33696109
what's so bad about being stuck with your waifu while she transforms into a cuter girl?

>> No.33696171

>>33695963
They appeal to faggots, and you are one.

>> No.33696194

>>33696171
yeah but at least i don't hide it like you do.

>> No.33696319

>>33693180
Lilims think they want true paladins but get upset when you summon five greater devas to hide behind and start spamming cleansing flame.

>> No.33696324

>>33695963
>alps appeal to my fetish
The fetish of wanting to fuck a guy without it being gay?

>> No.33696336

>>33696324
no the fetish of turning a cute boy into a sexy woman mentally and physically.

>> No.33696397

>>33696336
>fetish of turning a cute boy into a sexy woman
You should join one of those tranny grooming discords, it is full of people like you with the same fetish

>> No.33696406

>>33696067
I don't know if it's enough to filter out the rough ones or the ones with not enough muscle mass.

>> No.33696414

>>33696319
Zoomer lilims want to have everything in an instant. They don't want to put in any effort. Danukider ruined them with instant gratification. Back in my day You had to battle Your husband for hours before marrying him.

>> No.33696415

>>33696397
trannies aren't women retard, go back to >>/v/

>> No.33696417

>>33696397
That is completely different. Stop trying to fuck with MGE lore /tg/-kun.

>> No.33696420

>>33696414
found the boomer

>> No.33696426

Fucking monster girls you will never get a husband NEVER!

>> No.33696443

>>33694868
The only thing uncanny about trolls is the thickness of their rears.

>> No.33696445

>>33696426
>t. future father of 5 werecats, and a proud tom
>>33696420
Remember Lescaite? They don't do invasions like that anymore.

>> No.33696451

>>33696443
it was made for a pounding

>> No.33696457

>>33687603
I even altered my registry files to try and disable that feature and mine still does it. Windows 10 WASNT my idea. Also rip windows 9, you would have been the STRONGEST OS

>> No.33696466

>>33696445
it is better to just dark matter drone strike'em to get those order goons

>> No.33696512

I want to fuck a monster girl in the butt.

>> No.33696570
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33696570

>>33696512
A smug one?

>> No.33696620
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33696620

Do you think demon's feel guilty tricking poor illiterate men into signing contracts? I'd tell her I would only sign it if she teaches me how to read

>> No.33696627
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33696627

>>33696018
I agree, mostly because I love Egyptian aesthetics and thick pharaohs. He also draws his OC in Middle Eastern style harem clothes fairly frequently which is the next best thing

>> No.33696654

>>33696620
Fuck reading that, I'd sign a blank contract and tell her to do her worst.

>> No.33696723

>>33696627
Fuck she looks perfect.

>> No.33696736
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>>33696414
>Back in my day You had to battle Your husband for hours before marrying him.
Pathetic. Real ancient evils know that a hero is only truly corrupted when he gets tricked into thinking the only way to stop his arch nemesis is to give her the D.

Said ancient evils also get flustered when their husband steps in to correct that her "corrupting him" involved being forced to honestly confess her feelings after getting sniped by a Cupid

>> No.33696762

>>33696723
>>33696627
Pounding big phat pharaoh ass while she does her morning sunrise ritual poses

>> No.33696788

>>33696654
That might freak her out, she has the signature, but only one chance to write the perfect contract

>> No.33696803
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33696803

>>33696620
You know they would lovingly and gently teach him how to read and write all the while subtly flaunting their body to seduce him. I'm more curious how a demon, or any monster, would treat a man whose never been given a name

>> No.33696805

>>33696736
>Isekai'd into a world where a lonely and vaguely bitter OL got isekai'd before you as a cupid ostensibly there to set up the path of (You), the great hero to rise, but she's hyper efficient and mildly resentful of the world and so within the span of a week, she just put an arrow in the head of every ancient evil, regardless of if she was happily ruling in her castle, sealed away in an ancient cave, sleeping or banished
>Now you have to deal with a whole fleet of rampaging ancient evils searching for their fated one and fighting one another
>And the true end boss is the grumpy bitter OL herself.

>> No.33696826

>>33696627
I need soft and THICK wives to complement my trim frame.

>> No.33696829

>>33696788
>She's visibly flustered and sweating, in fact, seems on the verge of a panic attack as she writes furiously and is finished half an hour later
>Expect some elaborate masterpiece of legal documentation
>It just reads:
>Love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me

>> No.33696831

>>33696762
It's a very important part of the ritual. It gives praise to the rising of the sun.

>> No.33696842

>>33694801
Easily Cancer, lame uncreative design that’s 90% crab. Seriously who likes Cancers? You’d have to be sexually attracted to actual, normal crabs to be interested in them

>> No.33696850

>>33696826
yes, that is true and based

>> No.33696866

>>33696736
Evil monsters can claim all they want that they're "corrupting a hero's bloodline with their evil spawn" but the truth is a good hero never gives up and he'll train his daughters to take up his cause.

>> No.33696878

Is it wrong, that I would want to keep an Alp?
Not as a wife, more like a pet. To caress her face, and tease her while reminding her that she belongs to me?
I find it strangely hot.

>> No.33696940

>>33696878
Go wank off to the greentext of the pet HRT neet already and fuck off, faggot

>> No.33696959
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33696959

>>33696762
>Pulling her aside during court to bend her over against the hallway wall and watch her royal ass jiggle with each thrust
>Not barbarians so you're just out of view of the court but everyone can hear it regardless
>Married courtiers are pulling their husbands into their own alcoves while the single ones just stand around looking frustrated
>As the single monsters begin to genuinely consider finding a secluded spot to jill off the Pharaoh struts back to her throne (the other one) with bedhead and her ass covered in red marks
>Court is back in session as the other stragglers in similar condition begin to wander in
Many stray men and boys in the palace will be set upon by pent-up single monsters that night

>> No.33696965
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33696965

>>33696878

>> No.33696976

>>33696878
i'd be a warlord that would turn my enemies into alps as the ultimate form of humiliation and subjugation.

>> No.33697001

>>33696627
Best new girl for SFV

>> No.33697013

>>33696805
>Teaching bitter monster career woman that all the power and status in the world will never make them feel as fulfilled as raising a family with a loving husband
Love it. I can see it as both a heartwarming story about monsters being saved from themselves by a man who loves them for who they are and a subtle warning about investing everything into your career while neglecting your own feelings.
Secret post-game Cupid boss when?

>> No.33697023

>>33696736
Exactly, but to do that they're going to need to put the effort in to actually defeat high-level adventurers before they can corrupt them.
Sure, it's nice to have a grand speech about the futility of the hero's struggle, but it's not much use if you are getting kited around your throne room getting plinked by smites because your hitdice isn't high enough to displace the hero's summons.

>> No.33697024

>>33697001
wait
She's street fighter?

>> No.33697028

>>33697024
That's Menat from SF, yeah.

>> No.33697030

>>33696959
I want to be a slave in the Pharaoh's court.

>> No.33697037

>>33697024
Yeah it's Menat from SFV. Closest thing funk has done to a pharaoh other than his OC's costume in >>33695913 second row far right

>> No.33697039

>>33696976
You can't force people to Alp. That is grim derp shit that goes against what the setting is about.

>> No.33697060

>>33697030
Fair. Sometimes I feel like the only one here into pharaohs who wants to be her equal and not enslave her or get enslaved by her

>> No.33697084

>>33697060
I mean it's "enslavement" where I'm more like a boy toy than anything else and she loves to pamper me.

>> No.33697094

>>33697039
It's a falseflagging troll anon.
>Someone mentions that they don't like alps
>Next few posts begin obnoxiously spamming alps
Don't respond

>> No.33697109

>>33696850
Don't even need to be porcs.
Just soft and thick

>> No.33697113

>>33697039
Yes, instead force them to go to the humpty pit or greenworm pit

>> No.33697130
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33697130

>>33697084
That is pretty nice. Gushing over Pharaohs is fun because they feel comfortably familiar despite their obvious exoticism. I can't imagine being treated like a pharaoh the way I think of them, it would make me spill a constant stream of sphagetti

>> No.33697139

>>33697130
*by a pharaoh the way I think of them

>> No.33697165
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>>33697130
>it would make me spill a constant stream of sphagetti
They'd probably think that was cute.

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33697169

>>33697130
You can't control me lady
I'm an individual with hopes dreams and aspirations
So stop looking at me like that...

>> No.33697219

Imagine if a pharaoh used her voice on you to ask what you were thinking as she flaunted her curves, expecting you to comment on her body or what you would like to do with her, but all you replied with under her supernatural coercion was that you thought command voice was cringe.

>> No.33697229

>>33693400
She could break out if she wanted to.

>> No.33697236

>>33697169
>Anon seconds before being commanded to cum his brains out

>> No.33697240

>>33693326
Still getting triggered huh

>> No.33697306

>>33693326
More adventurers are husbanded by slimes than any lilim

>> No.33697316

>>33697219
Could be worse, imagine if he told her his plans to trick her into a diet

>> No.33697327
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>>33687304

>> No.33697347
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>>33697219
I wonder how flustered she would get if you told her you think she's cute when she tries to act sexy

>> No.33697411

>>33697060
I want to be superior to the pharaoh, but moderately and not at the level of enslavement. Although if it was a young pharaoh, the power dynamic might be slightly past moderate while she's still a slutty loli

>> No.33697505
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33697505

I have a mighty need for a housewife Lilim.

>> No.33697529

>>33697316
>Listen, I just think it might be a good idea to lose some weight
>NO MY THRONE SITTER IS THE PERFECT SIZE
>Just consider eating less sweets
>AS PHARAOH WHAT I EAT IS MY DECISION
>Please, I've seen Greenworms for fit than you
>....liar

>> No.33697547

>>33697316
What if he says he wants her bigger?

>> No.33697569

>>33697547
>.....SERVANT! Bring me more ice cream, they say it sticks to one's thighs.

>> No.33697576
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33697576

I want a lilim wife that periodically gets "predatory" moods. You come into your kitchen to make breakfast and hear ominous giggling.
You turn around, and see her touching herself and licking her lips while looking at you like a hungry cat at a mouse.
don't ask her how she wants her eggs that is gonna get you instaraped

>> No.33697587

Wrong, cringe, bluepilled and probably cursed.

>> No.33697609

>>33697587
I think you need a session with Dr. M. Flayer

>> No.33697634

>>33697569
this man listens to the holy words of the architect and he shall guide your hand

>> No.33697640

>>33697547
>Pierce Brosnan gets isekai'd to MGE
>marvels at the sheer amount of canvases, each with their own unique beauty, and plans to sculpt perfection from them
>Those minotaurs over there, they'll be the easiest to change from beauties into masterpieces

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33697703

>>33687304

>> No.33697712

>>33697640
That would be hot as shit, to be honest yet hilarious

>> No.33697736

>>33697634
Yes, his pharaoh wife is skilled in the ways of construction.

>> No.33697862

>>33696976
can alpification be resisted through sheer testosterone and manliness?

>> No.33698005

>>33697862
You can't alp someone who doesn't want it on his own. If he's conflicted about it, only wants it subconsciously, but not consciously, likes girls too, simply doesn't want it, is forced/hypnotized/mind controlled - he won't alp.
Any attempts to make him alp would result in him becoming an incubus - btfoing his captor and seeking out Mamono to fuck.
Also Eros would curse the guy trying to do that so hard, he'd be better off if he was never born.
Also that guy is a troll, shitting up this thread for like 3 days now, because we don't like his shitty fetishes.

>> No.33698008

>>33697862
Pretty sure the only triggers for being an alp is a deep desire to to be a girl, whether or not you are truly aware of said desire, or being gay.
So yes, I suppose.

>> No.33698040

>>33698008
>Pretty sure the only triggers for being an alp is a deep desire to to be a girl,
ok then alice from super jail
what happens?

>> No.33698049

Kissing dark elf soles

>> No.33698051

>>33698008
If You don't want to consciously fuck only men (not bi) - You won't alp.

>> No.33698068

>fags still try to argue alps aren't the worst monster "girl"

>> No.33698082

>>33698068
You sound like an alp in denial.

>> No.33698085
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33698085

I wonder how a vampire would discribe the tase of blood? or the sensations she feels from drinking it

>> No.33698102

>>33697084
Isn't that how most monsters work? The relationship ends up basically like husband and wife, but flavored different, whether they call you husband, darling, slave, meat dildo, master, oniichan, whatever else

>> No.33698120

>>33698051
>12) Do Incubi that didn't turn into Alps despite having the wish to become girls exist?[110]
>There's a pattern that prevents Alping even though there's a wish to become a girl, if “I want to fuck monster girls“ is stronger than “wanting to be a girl”, then they won’t turn female.
Even if you are bi if you want a monster as a wife you will never Alp.

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>>33697703
Dear fuckin god the rim V, the poorly placed hair accessories, that blobby Astolfo with a mangled skirt, the fact that none of the hellhounds are actually gazing at him and the poor lighting overall... It's painful to look at this as someone who makes
koikatsu scenes.

>> No.33698158

>>33698085
Bags of salty pennies.

>> No.33698162
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https://youtu.be/Pyk36C9vVNc

>> No.33698208

>>33698162
>I've mounted the monster!

>> No.33698221

>>33698121
>off-topic image

>> No.33698279
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33698279

Reject modernity. Embrace orc.

>> No.33698332

>>33698040
>super jail
Would kiki disapprove of her master watching such ultra violent cartoons?

>> No.33698344

>>33698162
>hey babe... you come here often?

>> No.33698401

>>33698279
>portals open
>encounter orcs for the first time
>they are all timid and a bit skittish around human boys
>turns out that in their world, there is a lot of orc literature that depicts human boys raping captured orcs

>> No.33698551
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33698551

>”Ya didn’t just think ya could just build a boss arena in MY home did ya!?”
>”Lemme guess: gonna fight sum dumb titania for a half a chance of a glacies’s ass in the desert to get the special limited edition fairy onahole”
>”Well dat ain’t gonna happen unless ya pay the sky toll which is one load in me for every day you have dat gayway in my skies cumpump”

>> No.33698577

>>33698401
Well good thing we've got better books.

>> No.33698586

>>33698551
I have no idea what this harpy is saying, but I love her color pallet.

>> No.33698606

>>33698401
Show them the doujins of orc women raping captured boys, maybe that will help break the ice.

>> No.33698610

>>33698551
>monster adventures scale the tower of terror to fight the big bad anon
>when the reach the top floor they find him being raped and bullied by a particularly aggressive harpy that made her nest of the roof

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>>33698279
gib porc breeding wife

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>> No.33698832

>>33698636
You're all WILD PIGS!

>> No.33698857
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33698857

Have you done your daily worshipping?

>> No.33698903

Redpill me on Apsaras. Why does nobody (at least vocally) want to waifu one?

>> No.33698968

>>33698903
>Apsaras
show? never seen her before and gelbooru doesn't have a tag of her

>> No.33698970

I want to be a history teacher at a monster girl school.
Watching their expressions rapidly shift between every possible emotion over the course of a single lesson would be amusing,

>> No.33698971

Its weird to me how many BC bois visit these threads. or at least are into monstergirls.

>> No.33698977

>>33698903
They're nice but not particularly inspiring to me. If I want an exotic belly dancer I'd get a lamia.

>> No.33698983

>>33698971
BC?

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>>33698968

>> No.33699025

>>33698983
British Colombia a fucking leaf

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>>33698983
B.C.

>> No.33699051

>>33699008
she's cute. but nah, not enough monster.

>> No.33699061

>>33698903
I like them but

>skin not dark enough
>dislike the outfit a lot

So they can't come close to my top because of it.

>> No.33699067

>>33698983
Non snowy Leaf bois.

>> No.33699075

>>33698903
Probably because their gimmick is milk and all the milkfags already got grabbed by holsts and minos.

>> No.33699183

>>33698903
Not monsterous enough but would still marry

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>>33687304

>> No.33699517

>>33698551
How will I ever live down losing a fight and getting raped by someone with no hands?

>> No.33699519

>>33698903
They are my 3rd favorite. If I couldn't get a High Orc or regular Orc, I would an Apsara.

>> No.33699533
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>>33698551
I want to go bird-watching, see Avian Monsters in their natural habitat, admire their beautiful plumage.

>> No.33699537

finish the sentence in a way that fits you: I'm a shameless boyslut for ________

>> No.33699549

>>33698551
Give me your feathers and tell the wyvern I'm coming for her next.

>> No.33699586

>>33699537
High Orcs! I love so much, and want to start a large happy family with them!

>> No.33699587
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>>33699537
strong ladies with hearts of gold

>> No.33699593

>>33699537
Happy Greenworm smiles!

>> No.33699595

>>33699537
chubby girls

>> No.33699602

>>33699537
Rich and powerful dominant girls

>> No.33699625

>>33699537
Masochistic girls that are made to be raped by their husbands.

>> No.33699629
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>>33699537
Vampires, but I don't think they like boysluts.

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>>33687304

>> No.33699646

>>33699537
All feline races

>> No.33699647

>>33699537
nothing, reversed gender roles are gay

>> No.33699656

>>33699647
t. gay

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>>33699629
A fellow Bloodbag. Good to see some men of culture and refinement in this thread.

>> No.33699673

>>33699537
forced shoggoth onaholes.

>> No.33699696

>>33699537
for fatties

>> No.33699704

>>33699537
Trolls.
I want to spend my life subsistence farming with a nice troll woman in a nice town in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.33699727

>>33699586
I love them so much, that I am learning to draw them! When I can make a sketch that does them justice, I will make sure to post it!

>> No.33699729
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33699729

>>33699537
damsels in distress.

>> No.33699732

>>33699537
Flat chested lolis

>> No.33699766
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33699766

>This was not part of the schedule.

>> No.33699785

>>33699766
What's the point in surprise sex if it isn't a surprise?

>> No.33699788

>>33699766
>got a flat tire and ran out of gas on the way to a meeting
>she's giving you that look saying that
what do

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33699795

>>33699537
Beeg Mofu

>> No.33699797
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>>33699537
Succubi, Harpies, lamias manticores and mermaids.

>> No.33699818

>>33699788
Prepare curse counter spell and run.

>> No.33699831

>>33699533
I'm going to through royal harpy birdbath, it's the largest bathhouse around!

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