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I love High Orcs!

>> No.33746205

maria, my love when i see her, I will hug her wurmy body with all my strength

>> No.33746265

If you can fork it or get the original guy who made it to update it then cool. I personally wouldn't work on it from grounds up.
That and for some reason they split Kamaitachi into three options.

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>> No.33746315

Not this time, old friend.

>> No.33746327

fuck, that sucks

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>Just shitpost on 4monster all day and some noble girl will send one.
I want the noble girl in question to come dressed as a kunoichi and perform the "assassination" herself

>> No.33746343

hey can I be sweat licker duty for the rest of my life

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That ones mine. You can have this one

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The decision I knew was coming but wasn't prepared to make

>> No.33746379

I, uh, don’t have a twitter, and forking doesn’t appear to be an option.
So I’m gonna have to do it myself unless someone wants to ping the author on our behalf.

>> No.33746386

I don't know what to think about this

>> No.33746397

Would she "fall" into Your trap on purpose as well?

>> No.33746404

grape sweat, eh. how it tastes like grape as well

>> No.33746457

>"Falls" into your trap
>Goes through her "You will never have your way with me villain" speech
>When she deems you're too slow she repeats herself with godvoice but only uses it during the "have your way with me" line
She put points into intrigue and it clearly payed off

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>> No.33746565

>Foul villain You may never
>my pure noble bloodline will never submit to You, even if You

>> No.33746633

Wouldn't mind playing the part of the ravishing villain if I knew her a bit better. I think I would just leave the pharaoh tied up then use her as a daki and fall asleep after kissing and groping her for a while

>> No.33746656

So, tell us anon. Are you a furry or a babyfucker?

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>> No.33746672

She better be ready for hours of non-stop hug

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>My plan worked, but it worked too well...

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Post top 10

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>> No.33746778
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White Horn

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>> No.33746787

Night Gaunt
Dark Angel

>> No.33746800

I did the mistake of doing the sorter and I'm at battle 500 and not even halfway done, it'll get here soon enough I'm just fueled by autism at this point

>> No.33746813

That's what Tie is for

>> No.33746821

furry, at least she has breasts

>> No.33746838

you know I had it in my head that tie meant "they're both good" rather than "they're both shit" or "I'm not going to pick"

>> No.33746871
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Dragon Zombie
Ushi Oni

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horse ears

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Kunoichi are quickly becoming my new favorite species--they're tough, smart, strong, and their submissive in bed, Literally the perfect combo. Although I do wish they were fleshed out a ittle more--what do Taimanin like to do when out on the town with their Target/Master/Husband?

>> No.33747024

When talking about her physical traits, there's a lot of great things. She has powerful, hard muscles under a layer of soft, pinchable pudge. Her smell is specialized to you, her scent is the greatest thing you could ever smell, and you have access to it whenever you want. Her fluff is soft, great for resting your head on after a long day or huffing for hours. She has a perfect tail for brushing up against you, tickling you as if begging to be pulled.
High Orcs also have some of the best minds in the encyclopedia. She is a natural leader, able to organize and encourage large numbers of monsters with ease. When you first meet her, she will be stubborn and true to her monster nature, and when you eventually beat her, she will remain true to that nature but in a different way: Becoming the best wife ever. She will perform all the duties a wife must do perfectly, and understands that you need her. She will offer her body whenever you ask, and is always happy to see your face twisted in pleasure from being with her.
When it's time to start a family, her body was already prepared, and her mind will switch to mother mode easily. She knows how to care for your children, and will make sure they grow up just as alluring and just as strong as she is. You will never have a bad day when you are with your beautiful wife and cute kids.
She is perfect, and I love her so much!

>> No.33747040

i love humpty egg

>> No.33747043

High Orc is the only one for me.

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Repost from the last thread:
I just pick BEEG girls with delicious muscles

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>> No.33747123

Wrong place to discuss that m8. Too many repulsive fetishes

>> No.33747134

Literally the same happened to me; I imagined the taimanin as kunoichi and suddenly they made it into my top.

>> No.33747145

I definitely could have worded this better, but it is very hard for me to properly explain why I love High Orcs! This explanation only really looks at the parts, and not the whole, the whole beauty that is a High Orc! They are perfect, and I love them so much!

>> No.33747157

As a waifu-fag I understand how you feel. I feel the same way about the Night Gaunt.

>> No.33747161

>new dragon maid trailer has a new dragon loli for the world
can't wait for the art or for her to not be popular due to monstrous features

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Order / Name
1 Werecat
1 Jinko
1 Ocelomeh
1 Nekomata
1 Cait Sith
1 Cheshire Cat
1 Hellhound
I see a clear pattern here and I'm not surprised by it in any capacity. In fact, I welcome it.

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Having a shirohebi or any yan monster wife would be fun because I would definitely bully her
>Watching Labyrinth
>Mention that I had a massive crush on JCon when I was a kid
>Point out other monsters wearing slutty clothes and ask if she saw what they were wearing
Being a monogamyfag would make it all the sweeter to pamper her when she gets upset

>> No.33747209

Kemono Friends > Monster Girls.

>> No.33747233

I'd sign up for mail catalogs of lingerie companies and sit out in the open reading them in front of her. She'd be upset because I'd mention how they look nice, but then be conflicted because I'd mention how they'd look better on her of course.

>> No.33747235

> Werecat
> Jinko
> Ocelomeh
> Nekomata
> Cait Sith
> Cheshire Cat
> Hellhound
> Inari
> Ratatoskr
> Baphomet

>> No.33747242

Ilulu is a pretty weak character imho. There's bound to be drama about her too, I'm fully expecting a network or two to drop the show for her

>> No.33747254

Dragon Zombie
Cursed Sword
Living Armor

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just wiped my hard drive, anyone got any good oni pics? preferably gentle femdom

>> No.33747321

>Reading a book when yanwife comes into the room
>Act evasive when she asks what you're reading and shift your body around prevent her getting a closer look
>She wraps her arms around you from behind to keep you still and looks over your shoulder
>Kiss her on the cheek
>It was a normal book you just wanted to surprise her

>> No.33747355

Is that poll still going?

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This guy has drawn quite a few good onis. Another artist called Zakusi draws nothing but cute onis

>> No.33747438

The latest responses were added a few days after the last repost, so maybe he still is monitoring it.

>> No.33747467

He changed my response from "My wife Titania of course" to just Titania like a day or two ago so it's definitely still alive

>> No.33747482

those are some great onis

>> No.33747506

Just picked that one since it's hard to find good Kunoichi fanart

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Not sure if same artist but this one is also very cute

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Finally got this gauntlet done

>> No.33747547

being raped by something in a one piece swimsuit is my fetish

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Fair enough. Kunoichi are one of those monsters that have a bunch of similar but not mge-related art so it's hard to draw the line. Pharaohs and foxes are in a similar place where Egyptian aesthetics and foxgirls as a concept are popular outside of mge

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They definitely prime bullying material, although I gotta get to the gym so I'm not accidentally 'defeated' by a particularly determined one

>> No.33747582

This is a very unique tier list wormanon

>> No.33747612

i also have rata at 10

>> No.33747662

What is it about merely pushing a piece of fabric aside that brings up such primal feelings of lust in men? Either an oni pulling it aside so she can ride you cowgirl or bending a girl over and doing it yourself, it invokes the need to breed like nothing else. It's like entering some kind of mythological doorway symbolizing and entrance into something greater than the mundane act your'e partaking in. Fuck I love oni and monstergirls

>> No.33747692

Do her breasts act like a ballast?

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Don't deny it, some you all guilty of this.

>> No.33747738

Dark Mage
Manticores have got on this list recently somehow

>> No.33747739

Perfect for aquatic missions and smothering anons who ask too many questions

>> No.33747749

i find it even hotter if the coverings are natural

>> No.33747767

What do you mean?

>> No.33747776

In no particular order


What does this say about me?

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>> No.33747820

How so? I guess I'm the only person who would ever put Greenworm at 1 but besides that.

>> No.33747822

part of their body like my waifu sahu scales

>> No.33747839

which tier list site is this

>> No.33747840

I'm more of a loincloth appreciator, something is super hot about seeing the drippage behind the single piece of fabric and getting compelled to begin the breeding. Goddamn I love amazons.

>> No.33747865

you like assertive girls

>> No.33747872

Be wary, it'll take you like an hour to actually make it and it'll get frustrating seeing the same faces over and over again. I had to do over 1000 choices to finally pump my list out.

>> No.33747881

I find it refreshing that the top 20 are monsters that aren't usually too popular but not unpopular either, shows you put a lot of thought into it. If that makes sense

>> No.33747912

She didn't even get to species

>> No.33747918

Living Doll

Also why are threads ending so quick, I remember 4k posts before we started new.

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Damn straight.

>> No.33747956

I'll gladly give up both tsundere and yandere right off the bat.

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>some you all
Not going to point fingers at anyone, but "points at self"
I just want to embrace the floof, and to be embraced by the floof in return.
I also like cats, like really like, really really really like them.

>> No.33748015

>White Horn
Cuddle addict

>> No.33748016

Jp used to be slow, now it is fast

>> No.33748024
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How would a kunoichi react if her daughter started using high-tech spy gadgets instead of traditional ninja equipment?

>> No.33748113

>Not yet

>> No.33748192

>"Oh yeah mom well I can find out anons fetishes just by hacking into his computer and looking at his porn"
>It's all funny videos of apes and monkeys
>Mom sighs and gives her another talk on how gadgets aren't an excuse to avoid hands on work and physically interacting with anon

>> No.33748226

If Mark of the Ninja is anything to go by, it would be an extremely dishonorabu move that may result in her disowning her.

>> No.33748264

I really wish there was an 'ambivalent' option when you don't care for either option so that the sorter didn't rank the slightly less bad one above a previous monster you liked that was up against a favourite

>> No.33748308
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Went to the bathroom after doing the tier list gauntlet everyone is doing and after i came back it turned into this, what the hell
Am i being watched?

>> No.33748338

blink twice if you need help

>> No.33748347

Anon we can't see him blink

>> No.33748352

Make me exhale sharply through the nose. For some reason I expect to find a hidden entry in between 100-222

>> No.33748363

>wife finds out about that amateur porno you were in while in college to make some extra money
What happens now?

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For me, it was this doujin that made me notice and like kunoichi

>> No.33748370
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How is any red blooded man supposed to make this choice?

>> No.33748384

>It doesn't just say "wife"

>> No.33748396

I make a comeback with her.

>> No.33748403

it must mean shirohebi-mating ball!

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Noice, I want to dedicate every waking moment of my life to the most obsessed and jealous white snake I can find.

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>> No.33748447

Lamia are good but in my mind it's
>Undead>Elves>everything else
And considering spiders are tangentially related to elves, it's gotta be spider.

>> No.33748449

I choked and had to tie. I like to think somewhere a lamia and arachne were holding their breath then let out a gasp of relief when I clicked

>> No.33748497

Living armor
Cursed sword

>> No.33748539

tell me anons what does it mean

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You will be succ'd.

>> No.33748608

But I already have a monster wife! Can I refer her to a friend?

>> No.33748615

nah, maria is the one and only expect for one exception

>> No.33748642

Mummies that can control their bandages like they are tentacles are really cool.

>> No.33748701

Mummy workers don't get compliments that often. I'm sure being cool isn't the compliment she's looking for, but it would make her smile.

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More impossible choices

>> No.33748733

Based wurm preacher. I will give you a Maria gift sometime.

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My own waifu always on top
But then in no particular order:
Cheshire cat, Hellhound, Demon, night gaunt, shog, classic blue slime, Shirohebi, Dragons

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>Find mummy
>Give her sunglasses
>Point fingerguns at her and say "you're cooler than ice babe"
Monsters react to cringe with rape so be careful anons

>> No.33748746

I already did it once fuck you

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Save progress time
Last one I promise

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Just take pharaoh and an apophis will eventually come to poison and mindbreak you both

>> No.33748803

thxs but don't worry, I will draw her as well, just to need to do some things and then I will make her image with as much of my fervour as I can

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>> No.33748848

Mucus Toad
Dark Priest
Black Harpy

>> No.33748857

Mmm, I wanna get trapped between her legs and 'interrogated'.

>> No.33748866

With all this waifu ranking, you'd think this thread is a rata/cupid data collection thread! Haha.

>> No.33748889

Wel maria is gonna happy for sure, when she catches wind of this

>> No.33748890

I love bodysuits

>> No.33748898

Funded by Tanukis'!

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>The Mummy movie with Tom Cruise is unironically a MG flick. Just change the ending so Cruise's character isn't such a fag and marries the Pharaoh and it's based and KC-pilled

>> No.33748907

I can't tell, but maybe you can introspect: is there any overlying theme here, anon, or is this just a grab-bag without rhyme or reason?

>> No.33748927

im sorry did you just say you were developing a warhammer mod where all the characters are monster girls?
tell me one thing:can you fuck any of them?

>> No.33748957

I had a thought, muscular lolis

>> No.33749032

Yandere girls are easy--instead of running away, you just walk purposefully towards her, wrap her in a tight hug and whisper in her ear that you love her and never want to let her go. Then you take her on a nice date and bring her back to your place and make sweet, passionate love until you both collapse exhausted in each other's arms and fall asleep with fingers interlaced.

Of course, you can always follow up to make doubly sure she's taken care of by waking her slowly with soft, tickle touches and butterfly kisses, followed by slow, passionate morning sex that builds until it's a wild frenzy of lovemaking. Then you can make breakfast together and relax for the rest of the weekend, never separated by more than an arm's length, and frequently moving closer to share a kiss or loving touch, or just to squeeze her hand and let her know you are still there, still real, still her loving husband.

Of course, many repeated treatments may be necessary before she will let you leave the house by yourself, and even then she will probably make sure you leave with a handpacked lunch (organic, non-gmo, certified cruelty-free, you can't trust the garbage they put in food nowadays) and she may ask you to consider buying a Zipanese manufactured car (they have the highest industry safety rating). Overall though, a good Yandere girl is a treasure, and every man should aspire to winning the heart of such a loving, protective, and generous wife!

>> No.33749058

what would happen if a man went up to a hellhound pack, grabbed the largest one in a hug that lifted her up off the ground, and knocked the winds out of her lung as he did

>> No.33749113

I'm impressed by the quality of the cosplay but I just feel bad for the girl(?) with a face like that, fucking rough

>> No.33749175

In no order and I'm making it 11.

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Rather have a a pharaoh who godvoices an apophis into mindbreak for me

>> No.33749236

what would worms call their husband?

>> No.33749244

I imagine some Kunoichi like to play up the tsunderer bit into marriage. Maybe she rationalizes it as "sacrificing herself so he doesn't hurt any more Monstergirls". Possibly she was sent to eliminate you because of your notorious good looks and virility, sure to despoil lots of innocent Monstergirls unless you were contained. By draining you every night, she is keeping the world safe from your raging lusts, and by having your (many) children she is ensuring your world-conquering desires will be tempered by your need to take care of your growing family.

Other Kunoichi become utterly loyal to their target. After the first (of many) earth-shattering orgasm(s), they no longer see their target as a pathetic enemy to be crushed like a bug, but their new Shogun, a master to be obeyed implicitly, and they see themselves as nothing but the humble servants of his unshakeable will. She will use all of her powers to secure him a promotion at work (by sneaking into the office to being him snacks to keep up his energy, or disguising as a client who gives him kudos in a meeting), to improve his social standing (by 'acquiring' she pretends she's stealing, but she always pays for the stuff, she just likes sneaking through the clothes racks nice clothes in just his size, and by being his wingman at parties and gatherings), and his relationships (helping him shop for presents, monitoring his social calendar, and tactically deploying thank-you notes, RSVPs, and birthday greetings so he'll be known as a thoughtful person).

>> No.33749248

1. Kitsune
2. Kikimora
3. Lilim
remainder in no particular order
Nurarihyon (I always have to look up her spelling, dammit)

>> No.33749256

meant wurms

>> No.33749260

What species is your maria friend? Mine is a slime carrier.

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>> No.33749292

I imagine they would use nicknames and diminutives a lot--its not that they aren't romantic, it's that being a wife also means being your best friend! After all, husband's and wives and best friends do everything together, share secrets, and always try to make each other feel good! A fun informal form of address is fun and, when said by a loving voice, never fails to brighten the heart of a friend or lover!

oh god it's spreading

>> No.33749322

Neat. Fits a wurm quite well!

>> No.33749345

Replace Cruise with Brendan Frasier and we got a deal.

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>> No.33749372

do you guys still hate ss?

>> No.33749393

Do pocket dimensions exist? How can you get one? I want to live in one with my wives.

>> No.33749397

I like it, personally but don't know about the others

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>> No.33749417

Oh there's a theme just I'd just love to be dominated

>> No.33749426

What if I just tell a demon I've given up on life and ask her to mindbreak me?

>> No.33749427

years ago I posted some and got yelled at.

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I might be

>> No.33749449

>worm number 1
>pap not even top 10
thats literally the best part of worm tho

>> No.33749472

Neat my wife is op.

>> No.33749475

huh pretty sure it can be canon, when you become an incubus your body physically changes to suit your wife and your fetishes, so if you both like ss then boom ss body time

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Sort complete

>> No.33749479

There were always some haters but these threads never stopped having /ss/ stuff.

>> No.33749504

Oh no. Pharaoh-sama just lost a chariot race and now she really wants to use her demon silver whip.

>> No.33749508

As long as people aren't being obnoxious with it I will ignore it. I've seen some ss-fags act like women will only love little boys.

>> No.33749523

sorry, my nose ain't that big

>> No.33749524
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>> No.33749536

>would rather be a furry than fuck the cuckhorse
i'll say it, based

>> No.33749546

>25) Does "Spell of Pedomorphosis" work on males as well?
>Yes they can work, but they only have a temporary effect on males, compared to the Sabbath members where its effect on them is permanent.
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think. (KC)
Monsters don't care about look but you can have that kind of play with a monster because monster will pretty much go along with anything as long as it's their husband.
>the most important thing is not whether they're "ravishing a man" or "being ravished by a man", but that they're "having sex with their husband". Even if it is not their favorite position or favorite form of erotic play, it feels good and makes them happy as long as they're doing it with their husband, and because of their long marital sex lives, monsters girls will want to enjoy all sorts of things with their husband.

>> No.33749548
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Reminder that the act of feeding a feral vampire your blood, helping her regain her nobility is seen in the same light as turning a zombie into a wight. So do your duty in an undead kingdom and help bring these lost members of the midnight aristocracy back to civilization. Or just elope with her and live a simple life away from the court intrigue and seething vampires that’d take it as an insult that you chose an unrefined feral beast instead of a proper noble

>> No.33749558

>ITT: media, material or things that is/would be racist and offensive to monstergirls


>> No.33749586

i dont need this right now, youre just making want to play dragon's crown and a little bit of warhammer fantasy, and i dont have my ps3 on hand and i dont feel like playing warhammer

>> No.33749589

Pedomorphisis is temporary, but Incubization can make it permanent
>And as the time spent with their monster partner increases, Incubi find their appearance and even their apparent age adjusting to match their wife's taste: "It could be as a boy, as a young man, or as a mature man". Since this happens simultaneously with the man's tastes reshaping her, eventually both monster and incubus will gain their spouse's ideal fantasy body

>> No.33749596

>thinly veiled /tg/ bait

>> No.33749628

Can you shut up about /tg/ already, Jesus Christ in a stick!

>> No.33749638

>greenworm in top 15, papillon left way in the dust
what happened bros, was the idea they can stay like worms what they needed to cement themselves as seperate?

>> No.33749649

>Greenworm 1
>Wonderworm 36
You just put Greenworm first and picked the rest at random, didn't you?

>> No.33749710

No I really like Greenworm and don't like Wonderworm as much. I actually did pick everything according to what I would choose over the other, however I may make a tier list version in the future. Saying the my love for Greenworm is in any way comparable to 2-10 and beyond is ridiculous, it's lightyears away.

>> No.33749758

I agree. I find the Greenworm cute. I like them much better now seeing that the "making of" says you can keep them as a Green worm. The Wonder Worm would be better if they weren't all drugs and wonderland. I like blowjobs but there are better monsters for that.

>> No.33749798
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I believe in wurm sumprecny

>> No.33749835

As do I. They really are majestic. I just want to feed one some carne asada and shepherd's pie.

>> No.33749852
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I am still a traditionalist

>> No.33749899

Reminder roughly a month from now is Cake and Cunnilingus day, when you're supposed to treat your monster wife with the aforementioned courtesies.

>> No.33749918

You are of patrician taste, fellow wurm lover

>> No.33749932

maria will be spoiled and loved the entire day

>> No.33749936

Stop acting like one of their village idiots then.

>> No.33749965

i want to experience the hump speed of a march hare

>> No.33749968
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more monstergirl tf stories when?

>> No.33749987
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I need to find a genie so I can walk into a noble monster's palace Prince Ali style.

>> No.33750008

Don't post like /tg/ and you won't get called out

>> No.33750059

how do you guy spoils your wives, I, personally make Maria's favorite foods then use myself as the plate.

>> No.33750073

>dick in a box except it's in a warm pie presented to his wurm wife

>> No.33750121

I would let her have my share of the cake if she lets me eat her out more.

>> No.33750128
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You would help out a fellow traveler in the desert, wouldn't you?

>> No.33750139
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corruption stories are cool

>> No.33750150

Of course, although she's pretty long

>> No.33750157
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Of course! She can have some of my water and food then follow me back to the oasis. I'm sure my queen would love to give her supplies after that.

>> No.33750163

true also to further my goals of working my wife into a masterpiece

>> No.33750171

how am i not supposed to get a boner when she wears armor like that.

>> No.33750177

Something is clearly off with how the order dresses even before they end up corrupt

>> No.33750188

oy vey, don't let them goyim know our plans

>> No.33750212

im talking about her corrupted armor. Wouldn't be able to resist piercing her lower armor with my meat saber and shoot a fat load deep into her womb.

>> No.33750238

Cheshire Cat tier meme posting


>> No.33750352

What would happen to a man in MGE who sung a song about a man telling his ex to hate him instead just forgetting someone hurts more than hating them cause you only hate something Ya once loved, and ends up a bit teary eyed at the end?
Something like this

>> No.33750420

How did ya meet your wife, I lured her out of her neet cave by singing a love song, and then hugging her and giving her a smooch on the lips, don't remember after that, except it felt good and I woke up in Maria's tight and soft embrace

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>> No.33750486
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>> No.33750488

care to explain?

>> No.33750494

taking a nap when she put her fat tail on my face to blind me from the incoming spear

>> No.33750501
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By going to a local apophis cult meeting for free cookies

>> No.33750511

wandering around the dragon graveyard is asking for trouble

>> No.33750526

Being portaled directly to her cave in the MGE world.

>> No.33750532

Given KC's extreme hatred of it. How do you think MGs in universe would react if they were in a date with a guy and he said he wanted to do NTR?

>> No.33750536

ah, ya ain't that bright or just you know what you want

>> No.33750539
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I imagine being next to someone in a suit of living armor would be awkward

>> No.33750546

“You’re funny”
And then they get a Cupid to snipe him. Multiple times if necessary.

>> No.33750551

Ushi-Oni in a hat
Ushi-Oni in a sundress
Ushi-Oni in a sundress with a hat
Ushi-Oni with a cat
Ushi-Oni with a bat
Ushi-Oni with green eggs and ham
Ushi-Oni who fights spam
Ushi-Oni without her seal

>> No.33750560

time for doctor flayer to give him a visit, just mindbreak him, or rape him until he can't think those retarded thoughts anymore

>> No.33750565

i was looking for trouble

>> No.33750578

so ain't that bright, got it

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>> No.33750600

This aint lego star wars you can’t just fill out your list with different variations of the same girl

>> No.33750617

But they're all separate waifus in the MGE gacha game!

>> No.33750636

What does your waifu sound like?

>> No.33750670

Nana Mizuki mixed with Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

>> No.33750671

Would you rather wear the armour into battle or fight along side it, using it like a jojo stand?

>> No.33750673

God I wish that were me.

>> No.33750686


>> No.33750696
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>> No.33750698
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its okay hellhounds arent real they cant rape you

>> No.33750708

That's a deep voice Anon.

>> No.33750716

But that's not okay at all

>> No.33750723
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How's that supposed to make me feel okay? I want them to rape me

>> No.33750724

Wait there’s a gacha?

>> No.33750733
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That's an oxymoron

>> No.33750763

Is involuntaru comittal to MG mental hospitals a thing? What happen in them?

>> No.33750773

i just really wanted a dragon zombie

>> No.33750779
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I wonder just how lewd fighty monsters when they finally get to the bedroom?

>> No.33750784
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Being the pharaoh's tongue-slave!

>> No.33750787

Go to the graveyards in Dragonia then.

>> No.33750800

Maria/Slime Carrier Nun
Tiyasa/Slime carrier manticore
Belladonna/Shoggoth Carrier.

>> No.33750802

i did, and thats what happened

>> No.33750812

Like Aeon Flux from the animated series

>> No.33750833

Selene seems like the type to sing JAM project songs at karaoke.

>> No.33750848

Megumi Hayashibara's Rey Ayanami voice.

>> No.33750858
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>hellhounds aren't real

>> No.33750877
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Cow kingdom is the best kingdom

>> No.33750888
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Back off stupid dog stop looking at me like that we humans aren't just love dolls for you to cuddle

>> No.33750912
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>> No.33750942

Maria has a heavy spanish accent and can speak English ok but ya still can her Spanish accent loud and clear

>> No.33750960


>> No.33750972
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It's j-just for research I p-promise

>> No.33750986

Don't care for it, but it's not something I hate to see.
Like most fetishes, as long as you're not obnoxious about it, people won't have a problem.

>> No.33750995

seem like the ruler has some connection with the collective of architects

>> No.33751057

Last voice is top tier

>> No.33751061

What kind of stories would you like to see
Something like the maidens, or humans coming across corruptiove monsters/items

>> No.33751075
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>hellhounds arent real
>its okay
no it fucking isn't

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>> No.33751128

I like the corruptive Items, feels a tad less mean spirited than lilims and over direct corrupters

>> No.33751137

I see ya love the more feral ones, you got good taste

>> No.33751139
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>hellhounds aren't real

>> No.33751162

Corruptive items or yuri corruption (with a soon to be rapped man nearby) are my favorite. Love the idea of Pslime infested armor.

>> No.33751167
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Made for mindbreaking human boys

>> No.33751172

say it ain't so, say ain't sooooooooooooo.
I just want my strong fat hellhounds to bully me and smother me when I go to bed with them

>> No.33751188

>that tummy roll where the string is
oh my lord

>> No.33751207

I wish to grope this fat cow and spoil her rotten, lick every inch of her and play with her fat body until the end of time

>> No.33751210

all human boys secretly desire to be defeated by big onis

>> No.33751218

How can thighs mindbreak someone?

>> No.33751231
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Yetis are just a myth like Wendigos and Samsquantch, there's no danger going off the snowboard trails

>> No.33751244

It is no secret, anon.
I want the biggest, strongest and most aggressive mamono to sling me over her shoulder and carry me off to her home

>> No.33751245


>> No.33751252

fluffly paws wrote this post

>> No.33751256

I'll find out when I meet her.

>> No.33751257
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I want to hold her and have her scold me for deviating from the schedule.

>> No.33751261

>go of the trail
>suddenly yeti skier flies overhead

>> No.33751266

Lilims and mamono mana. One thrust between those thighs and you are out.

>> No.33751275
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Throw some lilims at the girls

>> No.33751282

I see I'm not the only one who uses league as a reference

>> No.33751285
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Would you like to volunteer for a demonstration?

>> No.33751290


>> No.33751300

I don't feel like doing the however many hours it would take to do the quiz so let me see if I can't just free hand this
Dark Elf
Dark Mage
Conclusion, I like muscular women, and being stepped on

>> No.33751302
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She's huge!

>> No.33751309

Someone help this poor cow. She's got no money, but is trying to fake it for the one she loves.

>> No.33751319
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I honestly can't guess what an Ushi-Oni would sound like.

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>> No.33751355

Like Satsuki from kill la kill propably, she had this "predator woman" feel.

>> No.33751403

I hope you are free for the rest of the month.

>> No.33751417
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>> No.33751423
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I've had an idea of something like that. But I was of what sort of feral sounds would she make like >>33751099
That weird hydraulic sound spiders makes when they move would be for her spider part but "heavier" sounding if that makes sense. Maybe that would be it and she's silent especially when stalking her prey. An exception being some gruffs and grunts when moving around quickly.

>> No.33751425

Don't listen to them it's all a lie!

>> No.33751439

FotM isn't that bad.
We still get some good shit from it.

>> No.33751442

>That weird hydraulic sound spiders makes when they move would be for her spider part but "heavier" sounding if that makes sense
think that might send me into a nervous break down

>> No.33751457

>heh heh, he'll never notice me here
>anon wonders if he could get away with blasting her with the leaf blower

>> No.33751487

>That weird hydraulic sound spiders makes
I'd look that up but spiders make me quack in disgust

>> No.33751502
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Bathing with a Jinko is really relaxing.

>> No.33751503
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Shes mad

>> No.33751517

Don't watch this if you don't like spiders especially big ones.
I'm in that weird group where I think it's cool.

>> No.33751521

what's she gonna do to him bros?

>> No.33751523

So many voices easy to find some that fits. Plus they do good work on designing fuckable women.

>> No.33751541

>don't like making people mad
>mad Anbui do something for me
I-I don't understand this anons

>> No.33751547

its not like hydraulics like a piston in machines, they use fluids to bend their limbs

>> No.33751570

>spiders actually make those hissing videogame spider noises irl
What the fuck

>> No.33751588

Low and smooth, can't think of an analog to post

>> No.33751597

Seems like a strict Anubis would be a good motivator for you then

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>> No.33751601

>they make noises like toy robots

imagine what a spider girl might sound like.

>> No.33751626

Barry White?

>> No.33751627

I want a super lewd monster girl like in the second pic.

>> No.33751648
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The jap voice has massive ara ara energy
Needless to say my pp hard

>> No.33751654

Do Apops have dusky french/algerian accents?

>> No.33751679

That's Stridulation, I believe. The same method of making noise that grasshoppers and the like do. Rubbing limbs in a way that makes a noise. Very cool.

>> No.33751703


It's cute. Imagine your when your many arachne daughterus learn to walk without clinging to momma's back and the house is filled with the sound of knee-high hydraulic skittering.
>"Dad's home!"
>excited skittering
>"Ice cream truck!"
>skittering to the window
>"Time for school!"
>Skittering up the walls and on the ceiling

>> No.33751713

now I'm just picturing Madame Kahina from Anno 1800

>> No.33751740
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A soft russian accent. like a velvet cushion around all of her words. I wasn't entirely sure about this until I heard this accent in real life, and now am in desperate need.

>> No.33751745

adorable o///o

>> No.33751758
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Remember if she comes up to you at night in your local park and says "neeee ojisaaaan~" get the fuck out right then and there, her friends are nearby and you're about to become a statistic

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>> No.33751780

I didn't know people still did this outside of 2015 tumblr.

>> No.33751781

I am a married man and a man of the cloth so begone child

>> No.33751787

i prefer the scuttling of crabs

>> No.33751790

Bowsette has been going on for YEARS though.

>> No.33751811
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i do things my way.

>> No.33751816

>you come home late one night to your arachne roommate
>all the lights are off
>way more webs strung around than usual
>no response from her when you call out that you're home
>and the light switch isn't working, so you're just stumbling around with your phone light
>accidentally bump into a strand of web
>can see it vibrate like a strummed guitar string, all the webbing is tightly connected
>at the same time you hear tapping like in https://youtu.be/1GalkM3KM4s?t=25 but heavier from the back of the house
>so, that's how it's going to be, huh?
>you've had a long day, and all you wanted was to relax this evening
>as you turn to leave, you trip over a low string that you missed and faceplant right into a wider bed of webbing
>you hear the tapping intensify and grow closer

>> No.33751818

the faggot genocide hasn't happened yet

>> No.33751833

Yeah that seems like an odd choice.

>> No.33751848
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I want to mate with those thighs!

>> No.33751872
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What enters her ear:
"I am a single man and a man of the cock so please rape me child"
Oh by the way once they makes a lick motion that's their biological way of signaling to you that you're already theirs so make sure you run before that.
Remember: the lick means "I OWN YOU"

>> No.33751888

Thighs can shut somebody up that's for sure

>> No.33751900

enough to send me into a blind panic
and end up more entangled

>> No.33751906

ok she wants to be crushed by My wurm wife, Maria. It won't be a pretty sight at all

>> No.33751934

I'm impressed by her bravery for approaching someone with an intimidating Greenworm wife but it doesn't change the fact that she's getting spooked by big eyeball patterns and THE HOOD.

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>you hear the tapping intensify and grow closer
god help me

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>> No.33751962

he ain't gonna listen cause you gonna be fruitful and multiply, which is what he wants, so do it fag

>> No.33751989
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Satsuki-esque but with an accent.

>> No.33751992
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1. Vampire
1. Dhampir
3. Nurarihyon
4. Alice
5. Lich
6. Titania
7. Genie
8. Banshee
9. Echidna
10. Bicorn

Yes I hit tie on Vampire and Dhampir like the fucking bloodbag I am.

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If vamps are allowed to call us bloodbags, I should be allowed to call them milkbags.

>> No.33752041

imagine having those press against your back as you feel her breath on your neck
that fucking feel when no vampire gf

>> No.33752054

>tapping gets closer
>panic struggle
>vibrations intensify
>getting more tangled
>can hear breathing
>sounds hungry
>can barely see
>sweating profusely
>dark silhouette towers over you

>> No.33752069

Hey they gotta keep you hydrated somehow
The chance at portals is the only thing keeping me going dawg.

>> No.33752071

-March Hare

>> No.33752083

>you can smell the coffee on her breath

>> No.33752103
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>you hear a stern, gruff voice come from the silhouette that sends chills down your spine, immediately realizing your fate for the next few hours
>"Your 10 minutes late."

>> No.33752107

>looms over you
>has you in her claws
>to exhausted to struggle any more
>opens her mouth
>drunkenly stutters
>ruins mood

>> No.33752144

>you-y-yooooourrrr laaate
>passes out on top of you

>> No.33752171
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Huh. Learn something new every day.

>> No.33752196

>you have successfully avoided your cheap-skate arachne roommate's cooking
>for now

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>> No.33752212

I want to smack a a vampire's bloodbags around like pendulums.

>> No.33752217

>When say it's time for you to go home

>> No.33752229
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I find spiders terrifying irl but irresistable in mamano form.


>> No.33752254

We'll see how long she can keep up the stern act when I pull out the ring I had in my pocket and tell her "Yeah, I wanted to find the perfect one for this occasion, you deserve it"

>> No.33752280

i find spiders cute irl and spider girls plenty huggable.

>> No.33752307

mushoku tensei made me realize my desire to help a raiju masturbate

>> No.33752316

wtf how

>> No.33752394
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You know, some of us like to talk about how we'd like to get taken by big, 8ft tall girls, but imagine an 8ft tall girl on an equally proportioned spider body.
>"My my, look at this delicious little fly stuck in my big, big web~"

>> No.33752399

Wife 1
Wife 2

>> No.33752406
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It is! Just remember to properly massage her muscles., otherwise she will be pissed.

>> No.33752442

that girl masturbating in the hallway to the sound of the people fucking and the profile depicting them as frequent masturbators.

>> No.33752456


>> No.33752470

The concept appeals to me because once you do she'll get hooked on the feeling and her own fingers won't feel as good.

>> No.33752509

Monsters threatening to "eat" you is hot.

>> No.33752517

they deserve more lewds

>> No.33752566

time to workout, this will be for you, Maria

>> No.33752625


>> No.33752651
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>ghost too afraid of the scary movie you're watching to come out and spook you

>> No.33752675

Yeah, maybe Threads was a bad choice.

>> No.33752678

good, just watching private ryan will keep the monsters away

>> No.33752740

dedicate all reps to wurmy friend

>> No.33752838

remember to try to be in the best shape you can be for your wife,
From Wurm Preacher and lover as well

>> No.33752841

The flow of new art slowed to a trickle after the first year though..

>> No.33752844

Man I dunno if you could ever be afraid of a ghost. I would just treat her like a cool room mate instead of some scary ghost

>> No.33752917

cat butts

>> No.33752939

deserve spanking with a open palm

>> No.33752963
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>> No.33752970

so Anon Cockson woke up in a morgue and now desires to do something what should he do?

>> No.33752980
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>> No.33752987

those perfectly good burgers...

>> No.33752995

my thoughts exactly

>> No.33753005

Have a cheeseburger

>> No.33753011

does have aspgers

>> No.33753016

Rub Marmite over his body and taunt Ghouls into licking it.

>> No.33753024

They're still good.

>> No.33753082

what are some common side effects from licking Cheshire sweat and eating the ass of one

>> No.33753118

Having the taste of sweat and ass in your mouth.

>> No.33753146
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I hate hate HATE this meme pussy so much I'm gonna pound her till she fucking understands not to be a meme loving sperglord
I'll make her normal that goddamn cat

>> No.33753168

can ya dig a neet verison of your wife?

>> No.33753177

Getting high on Wonderland

>> No.33753181
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>> No.33753201

>pregnant moth art
>censored vagina
damn shame

>> No.33753203

Side effects include glowing sweat.
Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties.

>> No.33753206

what monster would be fine w/ a brainlet for a husband?

>> No.33753216

blame general MacArthur

>> No.33753218

would you like your wife as a neet?

>> No.33753220
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>tangentially related to elves
How so? Because of the pointy ears? Lamia have those too?

>> No.33753221

Lich, shog

>> No.33753222

most of em

>> No.33753229
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Definitive desert kingdom tier list
S tier: Snake kingdom
A tier: Cat kingdom
B tier: Khepri kingdom
C tier: Bird kingdom
D tier: Sandworm stomach
E tier: Pharaoh kingdom

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>> No.33753236

That is a mandatory quality for me

>> No.33753239

Could a mummymommy wrap her hubby up in her bandages with herself? God, imagine the smell, confined so close to each other in those stuffy bandages in the dessert....

>> No.33753243
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>pharaoh and apophis have been friends since they were kids
>pharaoh knows that the overwhelming grape lust goes away when an apophis gets married
>decides the best way to prevent future problems is to share

>> No.33753251

how's crocodilopolis and dark desert realm figure into the list?

>> No.33753255

sahu's are kind of already neets

>> No.33753258

Is she going to say the gamer word?

>> No.33753287

What's her endgame?

>> No.33753302
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Dark desert realm could be rolled into snake kingdom since apophises rule 9/10 anyways, but even without an apophis it's still S tier due to snakes being that good. Crocodilopolis is not recognized by other kingdoms due to being nothing but rowdy river bandits that call the waters their realm and do nothing but steal men

>> No.33753329

The cutest.

>> No.33753330
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"""fearsome""" jabberwock

>> No.33753346

she looks softnow let's make her softer >:^)

>> No.33753359
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Now that the rata map project is over/ slowed down to a halt
From one Shirohebifag speaking to the other Shirohebifag
You rock dude, great taste

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>> No.33753440

Lemme asshole-ish-ly ruin this pic for anyone who reads this: male's brows.

>> No.33753458

Spiders are technically NEETs by default

>> No.33753512
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>> No.33753522
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Country bumpkin.

>> No.33753594

No distinct foreign accent. Changes how she talks when playing it up versus just chilling.

>> No.33753627

>wife in the streets
>mistress in the sheets

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>> No.33753736

>on my way to break Anon's pelvis

>> No.33753833

i hope the spider isekai anime ends with her being an arachne or humanoid spider

>> No.33753855

pretty sure that's it's hair/bristles rubbing together, no?

>> No.33753863
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New Kiki wife comm.

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