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Canon Alice!

>> No.33810401
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33810401

Adorably canon.

>> No.33811743

Canon Alice is a terrorist

>> No.33813420

>>33810401
Lonely loser.

>> No.33813557

>>33810401
This is why everyone bullies her, she's a literal hikkimorri NEET with no friends

>> No.33813610

Alice is...
Autistic
Antagonistic
Anti-social
Arrogant
An asshole

>> No.33813627
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Canon alice

>> No.33813666

>>33813627
I can't believe Alice fucking died

>> No.33815023
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>>33810401
What word would you replace the word "doll" with in that pic to make it funny?

>> No.33815091

>>33815023
Maybe "dildo", but that's a bit predictable/uninspired.

>>33813666
You're a better person than I am, Satan, since not only I believe she's dead, I also feel great knowing it.

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>>33815091
I was thinking of "drug" for the obvious "drug user" and "nor do I sell them" bits, but I think we can do better.

>> No.33815209

>>33815023
>>33815184
This isn't canon Alice.

>> No.33817176

>>33810337
Y-Yeah? Wanna show me more?

>> No.33817285

>>33815184
That's not funny because she does use drugs, both sleeping pills and likely the "magic" mushrooms that give the forest of magic its name.

>> No.33817311

>>33817285
Alice doesn't use sleeping pills, dude. Her sleeping is just fine.

>> No.33817855

>>33817311
Well I guess they are technically 'good dream' pills. She still pops 'em to rest peacefully though.

>> No.33817916

>>33817855
That's fanon, this thread is for canon Alice only.

>> No.33818053

>>33817916
>That's fanon
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Eirin

>> No.33818169

>>33818053
Slander.

>> No.33818797

>>33818169
Your beloved Arisu is a junkie, anon. You need to face the truth.

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>>33817916
Sorry Anon, Alice-chan canonically is a pill popper

>> No.33823931

>>33813627
POSTERIOR

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>>33810401
>doll user
Who the fuck translated this? 人形使い MEANS PUPPETEER. PUP-PET-TEER.

>> No.33829919

>>33820800
why a shovel?

>> No.33829979

>>33820800
Watch out behind you Arisu!!!!

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>>33829568
Insta-Jap brain chips can't come soon enough.

>> No.33830432

>>33829568
a puppeteer is a person who controls dolls.

>> No.33830641

>>33810401
If she never sells them, how does she get the cash to buy new materials

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>>33810337
I want to shoot Alice out of a canon

>> No.33835550

>>33835490
The last expression is also the one Alice does every night before falling asleep.

>> No.33837702

>>33830122
She says she "doesn't do public performances", which directly references the idea of a puppet show. Context clues, nigga! Context clues!

>>33830432
We don't translate 魔法使い as "magic-user", we translate it as "magician", even though as /tg/ can tell you the term "magic-user" already exists in English and is perfectly serviceable. "Doll user" isn't an established English term at all.

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Canon Alice is an ero doujin protagonist.

>> No.33845032 [DELETED] 

is that a middle finger

>> No.33846095

>>33838684
Girls can't be ero protaganists

>> No.33846122

>>33846095
>Girls can't be ero protagonists
Well you clearly haven't met Alice.

>> No.33849392

>>33846095
Are you saying yuri isn't erotic?

>> No.33849614

>>33813420
>>33813557
>>33813610
no u

>> No.33849662

>shanghai is in the new demo
>alice has long been forgotten
bros.............

>> No.33850515

>>33849662
Who are you quoting

>> No.33862723

Alice-chan is DEAD

>> No.33868128
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33868128

Canon Alice is strong

>> No.33868451

>>33837702
>even though as /tg/ can tell
Since when do we care what fa/tg/uys say?

>> No.33881062

Wait. So this is the canon Alice thread

>> No.33884405

>>33868451
Maybe that's why we don't translate 魔法使い as magic-user? Look at the context of what you're quoting, baka.

>> No.33887745 [DELETED] 

>>33810337

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>>33881062
Pretty much?

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>>33893982
Yes! Lolice!

>> No.33899252

>>33899180
I want to touch her thighs and chest when her mommy isn't around!

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>>33899252
Yes Officer Remi, this one here.

>> No.33902196

>>33811743
imagine IRA alice

>> No.33902267

>>33899180
I want her to lure me into Makai so that her mom can abduct me!

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>>33829568
>tranny translation

>> No.33910437

>>33902267
That would be close to the original lore yes... The Alice that drags you down to...

>> No.33910836

>>33906368
Who are you quoting and what are you talking about?

>> No.33914977
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33914977

Alice is good with her hands.

>> No.33915296

>>33910836
He seems lost and/or stupid.

>> No.33918196

>>33914977
As expected of a girl of the arts.

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Alice likes to read her dolls bedtime stories.

>> No.33925754

>>33849662
Her dolls are more popular than her!

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