Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:25:05 2021 No.33848389 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:25:45 2021 No.33848397 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:28:04 2021 No.33848425 File: 436 KB, 1200x849, year of the ox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:29:01 2021 No.33848439 File: 799 KB, 3128x3789, Ew5FJOeWQAQ69sl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:35:29 2021 No.33848484 If I ask for it Would a kiki give me a mercy kill?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:38:12 2021 No.33848510 File: 445 KB, 2484x3049, 1616041137795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Demons!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:38:21 2021 No.33848513 File: 1008 KB, 875x1050, 1609514312093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848425 The best kind of girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:40:49 2021 No.33848534 File: 240 KB, 1906x1442, 1616083888527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if the position of Royal Advisor to the Pharaoh was held by a pair of twins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:42:04 2021 No.33848549 File: 330 KB, 1320x990, 1615729773373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep delinquents in line, make sure they obey the school rules.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:42:38 2021 No.33848556 >>33848534 Then I'd dick them both at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:42:38 2021 No.33848557 >>33848534 ! !

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:43:42 2021 No.33848564 >>33848557 ! ! ! !

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:44:25 2021 No.33848571 File: 2.81 MB, 2400x3091, 79983083_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848253 Not really, no. She's a legit ruler of the fae in FFXIV

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:45:16 2021 No.33848581 Turning humans into orcs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:45:42 2021 No.33848586 File: 183 KB, 551x891, TrsApcSv_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33847988

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:47:12 2021 No.33848600 >>33848586 Bird-brain Nerd-brain

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:49:53 2021 No.33848627 >>33848600 bird with a nice hat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:51:45 2021 No.33848649 File: 297 KB, 1600x1600, 1613621460582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just look what these orcs are doing to that elf. This is simply unjust, I should be the one in her place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 00:59:35 2021 No.33848721 Today I learned that you should never go into a bathtub with a Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:01:38 2021 No.33848741 >>33848586 Tengus are moreso weeb harpies. They love their traditional eastern clothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:03:13 2021 No.33848751 File: 131 KB, 900x750, 1463774610067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848721 A tickle fight happened and you got water every where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:04:23 2021 No.33848759 >>33848751 probably got marked with all that mustelid musk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:07:25 2021 No.33848796 File: 581 KB, 1280x1832, Enemy_Girl_024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848510 You will breed ze demons and you will be happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:11:22 2021 No.33848846 File: 1.77 MB, 1200x1700, 88626757_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd like to be an irresponsible alchemist.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:13:05 2021 No.33848860
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The genie of MUSCLES will grant you a monster wife for free, but it will be a muscular version, and most likely rather BEEG.
Roll to see what you get: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If you roll jinko or minotaur you can reroll. If you don't, they will be extra beefy.
How hard will your pelvis get crushed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:16:22 2021 No.33848883 File: 1.07 MB, 1003x1416, d954c3e04a69cab364fd85e66666fc3901086f5779d818f518bcaffa33ba746f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how does swimsuits work with tails?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:16:34 2021 No.33848886 File: 386 KB, 696x600, 1613226054847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848860 >griffon BRING IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:18:26 2021 No.33848905 >>33848860 >creeping coin MONEY IS POWER POWER IS MONEY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:22:58 2021 No.33848952 File: 390 KB, 853x1180, 1610465192254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848860 >Anubis hopefully the ears are still a weakpoint

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:23:22 2021 No.33848956 >>33848860 >dragon zombie not squishy anymore, i like that, but my pelvis is still powder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:26:16 2021 No.33848979 >>33848952 Ear mofu is forbidden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:26:34 2021 No.33848981 >>33848860 Sorry, I don't date girls bigger than me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:31:53 2021 No.33849025 >>33848979 She might be bigger, stronger, and probably more magically inclined than me, but dammit, I will have SOMETHING to defend myself with

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:36:21 2021 No.33849063 >>33848883 Same way any clothes work with tails, tailored holes like for arms and legs and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:40:51 2021 No.33849108 File: 891 KB, 1200x1500, 1606621069971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848886 Inagine the size of her maracas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:41:26 2021 No.33849113 >>33848883 Post more delicious mofu women (boats are also acceptable)

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:43:07 2021 No.33849129 [SPOILER]

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>No hero! You must not romance the zombies! Instead, romance my sister! Good friend Leon has already romanced the Most Continent Lady. Please Hero I beg if you, ranxe my sister to continue the Redfield Dynasty!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:43:30 2021 No.33849132 Evil foxes best foxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:46:03 2021 No.33849149 >>33849129 Yeah yeah thats nice and all sir, but did you see the abs on Ms. X? I know what I'm shooting for

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:46:24 2021 No.33849152 File: 625 KB, 1237x1500, f52e494b9a5b33997e1e3100aec19549a24fc8f21c83f35e12355b9dcc220ec5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33849113 sure can do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:48:00 2021 No.33849169 File: 1.42 MB, 1505x1063, b605ab2475c876dd9c3c6efcfa408073cbf3a4ed34c1072da6972983dfb158fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33849152

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:48:23 2021 No.33849173 File: 142 KB, 686x1452, Banshee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848860 >Banshee I didn't know I wanted this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:50:23 2021 No.33849191 File: 1.08 MB, 1240x1753, __original_drawn_by_gao_gaolukchup__56d1218097b59d97fafa6687a48c9399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >getting forcibly cuddled by a feral jinko

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:51:17 2021 No.33849198 >>33849129 Chris needs to find himself a nice sweet zombie girl, and then maybe he’ll stop being crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:52:40 2021 No.33849208 >>33849191 Rapekots deserve the squirt bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:56:25 2021 No.33849226 >>33849129 how did chris posting even start? Everyone went from praising the RE2 remake to Chris wanting leon to pump his sister

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:57:25 2021 No.33849227 >>33849208 >feral rapekot squirts back at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:57:51 2021 No.33849231 File: 494 KB, 1115x1200, Black Harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848586 I think the Black Harpy is really cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 01:59:05 2021 No.33849241 Going to the mamono Savannah to get captured and gang raped by big strong amazonesses that can't speak english!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:10:08 2021 No.33849374 >>33849241 savannah is not a jungle its a very dry grass land

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:17:50 2021 No.33849456 >>33849374 Amazonesses can live anywhere they want. Even in monster girl Africa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:19:40 2021 No.33849474 >>33849374 Lion girls... they call to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:20:48 2021 No.33849493 >>33849474 Still hope we get a lion based on the nemean, so we get to wrestle her into submission

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:22:21 2021 No.33849509 >>33848649 Mogged? More like HOGGED

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:23:01 2021 No.33849517

>>33849456
>Urban jungle amazons
Deep within a tangled web of back alleys and forgotten buildings they have their village, sending raiding parties out into the city proper to capture men. Those they catch are dragged off into the alleys, eventually making their way into the amazon's beds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:23:23 2021 No.33849522 >>33849474 Hurry boy it's waiting there for you

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:42:30 2021 No.33849702
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>>33848389
Illias the mighty! Illias the unerring! Illias the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you are the one and only Chief Deity, and walk among the stars!

But you were once an Archangel! Aye! And as Archangel, you said, "Let me show you the power of I Illias Starshield, born of Azareth and Hera, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as lesser deity, great Illias cherished us. For she saw in us, in each of us, the future of the Continent!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Illias is the true god of man! Creator of flesh, and warden of the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our monstergirl overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the monstergirls take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your sons? Your boys!? Your very lives?

And what does the State do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The State machine enforces the will of the Royal Makai! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the State! Rise up, Devotees of the Order! Embrace the word of mighty Illias, she who is the most Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the monsters or their toadies, will rule our himelwant! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Illiad! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you created us!

Trust in me, Belkagrad! Trust in Eustace Hemmingworth! For I am the chosen of Illias! I alone have been anointed by the Chief God to spread holy word!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 02:50:15 2021 No.33849802 File: 618 KB, 1000x1377, 67316608_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remove ushi-oni seals, free the poor girls who are trapped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:01:52 2021 No.33849919 I have a strong desire to spend the rest of my life covered in sandworm juices

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:03:20 2021 No.33849931 File: 448 KB, 682x835, ushiheadbandspin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33849802 I prefer my pelvis being one piece rather than a few most of the time but you do you anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:04:28 2021 No.33849943
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I had a fun coversation about the salamander from reviewers witch let to the quester
"have you ever licked bacon grease of a hot pan before?"
Naturally the awnser is no, but maybe with this salamander...

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:05:22 2021 No.33849953

>>33849931
If you just drank Ushi Creamery Choco-blast (TM) your pelvis wouldn't shatter from a little love tapping! That's right! Ushi Creamery Choco-blast (TM) is fortified with so much Vitamin D and mana that your bones will be as strong as adamantium! Try it today!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:08:30 2021 No.33849981 Raging mushroom alone is good but you need to go even further beyond get a dark mage to refine that shit into a raging potion, its bound to be more effective

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:15:44 2021 No.33850035 File: 1.37 MB, 1080x1920, 1615245226046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33849953 but the shattered pelvis is a part of the experience, at least the first few times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:24:39 2021 No.33850127 >>33849231 Black Harpies are really scary if they decide to attack you. That's why I avoid them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:32:40 2021 No.33850213 File: 2.36 MB, 1328x1500, 35d703e3ed86bf18b6852b70175478a0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848860 >Bunyip Ya call that a a wife? THIS is a wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:33:48 2021 No.33850222 >>33849522 Gonna take a lot to drag me awayyyyyy from You >>33849802 If You don't take off Your wife's seal, do You even love her? Accepting Your wife is a must for a healthy relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:34:38 2021 No.33850231 >>33850213 Booba...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:38:01 2021 No.33850270 >>33849943 Drinking a fire resistance potion would make things more fun. Plus, the more you stay with your salamander wife, the higher the chances you incubize and develop heat resistance!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:39:31 2021 No.33850282 >>33849981 Don't forget to mix the refined raging potion with some humpty slimes and manticore venom. Those make the best surprise treats for your wife's birthdays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:41:30 2021 No.33850302 >>33849802 What'd happen if you engrave some cute insignias on ushis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:42:18 2021 No.33850310 >>33849981 What happens if you mix raging potion with redbull?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:43:07 2021 No.33850323 >>33850310 You temporarily grow wings to fuck your wife mercilessly in the air

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:51:12 2021 No.33850411 >>33850310 >redbull Gremlins fighting over whats the best E-drink when?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 03:57:33 2021 No.33850460
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>>33850411
>"Imagine drinking red bull when there is a drink out there literally called "monster""
>"Sheesh, could you be any more predictable? No wonder you are still single."
>Sounds of gremlin violence

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:00:05 2021 No.33850487 >>33850411 We all know the best flavor is pipeline punch monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:03:47 2021 No.33850520 File: 490 KB, 800x713, 1461817068686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33850460 OG monster is good for yeagerbombs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:09:12 2021 No.33850578 >>33850460 Shut up you little imp before I strap you up to your own machineries

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:12:59 2021 No.33850615 >>33850487 you know what would be scary Giving stimulants to Kuu monsters Imangine a Lich drinking a monster and expression breaks for a fration But you see it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:49:22 2021 No.33850915 File: 435 KB, 850x769, __cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_bwsnowy__5deced951ebb51986d22da07af4cd4ee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 04:50:51 2021 No.33850925 File: 385 KB, 1456x1159, MGE bomberman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:00:26 2021 No.33851011 File: 400 KB, 2100x2900, 33163f354a803b94254dbb8b7111d662f6e8f5393b2964f495bb9a3257a039d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you deal with your zoomer hellhound daughteru who replies everything you say with "Ok boomer"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:01:17 2021 No.33851020 >>33851011 no treats for a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:16:46 2021 No.33851131 >>33848796 God I loved reading that. That guy’s stuff is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:22:36 2021 No.33851179 >>33851011 She doesn't get dicked until she stops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:23:43 2021 No.33851189 File: 622 KB, 1091x1654, IMG_20160725_125351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would make a Jinko tell her husband he is expelled as her martial arts student?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:24:52 2021 No.33851201 >>33851011 >Im going to tell mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:31:08 2021 No.33851247 >>33848549 I really want a big mino to sit down in front of me while I stand on the bed so I can reach her horns and put flowers on them. Then I can tell her she looks adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:32:11 2021 No.33851264 >>33848860 >manticore help

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:34:01 2021 No.33851282 >>33851011 Threaten to bring out the cone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:37:16 2021 No.33851304 >>33848860 Ushi-Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:39:34 2021 No.33851324 >>33851264 Don't worry. Tails won't crush your pelvis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:40:10 2021 No.33851330 >>33848860 >Lilim Fuck.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:41:00 2021 No.33851336
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Congratulations, you got to go to the world of MGE!
BUT!
You were summoned by a loli lilim and neither of you can understand the other's language.
She is not very rapey and is actually quite sweet, but she is quite possessive and overprotective of you. You ain't going anywhere outside her castle without her approval or knowledge, same goes for seeking other monsters to marry.
What would you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:42:17 2021 No.33851343 >>33851330 Poor choice of words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:42:48 2021 No.33851352 >>33850213 This is one very fuckable Australian

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:43:17 2021 No.33851356 >>33851324 Knuckles is the one you have to watch out for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:45:00 2021 No.33851367 >>33851343 Maybe it's not too late for me. Maybe I can pretend to be dense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:45:34 2021 No.33851373 >>33851336 Why would I want to go anywhere when I have cute and funny lilim to cuddle with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:50:26 2021 No.33851397 >>33851336 probably try to understand her language, afterwards, marry her and breed until I can fill entire army ranks with my progeny

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:52:04 2021 No.33851406 >>33851336 she is my daughter now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:52:29 2021 No.33851408 >>33851336 Stay there and be her friend until she becomes at least a teen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 05:52:51 2021 No.33851413 >>33851336 Spend the rest of my life as a comfy NEET in her castle. She yanked me out of my world, so she has to take responsibility now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:03:43 2021 No.33851491 >>33851011 <That's it young lady >roll the newspaper I'm going to find my daughterus boyfriends and as soon as their dicks start to work they are out of my home.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:03:45 2021 No.33851492
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I want to explore the wonders of animation with a Leanan Sidhe! We'll watch Richard Williams and Ralph Bakshi and Takeshi Koike and we'll marvel at the power of human imagination!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:05:30 2021 No.33851512 >>33851336 I'd probly use pictograms to learn her language, then I'd ask where's the nearest single industrial strength Manticore.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:19:21 2021 No.33851621

>>33851336
ok lemme give you a step by step guide
step 1. panick
step 2. learn it's language
step 3. learn as to why i was summoned
step 4. argue that if she does trully love something or someone then she should be able to let go, not because they want to leave but because they'd come back
step 5. gtfo
step 6. ???????
step 7. profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:24:21 2021 No.33851656 >>33851621 and you better come back, otherwise, she will find you and rape you until you are hopelessly addicted to cunny. and seeing as she indeed is a lilim, it probably wont be long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:27:19 2021 No.33851672 >>33851656 depends on how fast lilims mature and i'm not into children

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:30:35 2021 No.33851690 >>33851672 yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:33:43 2021 No.33851712 >>33851690 ever*

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:35:41 2021 No.33851729

So if you become an incubus your lifespan will extend to match your partner's, but is it something that every MGs know by instinct? Let's say a lonely Dragon holed up in her cave with zero understanding of how monstergirls work finally found her male that strikes her fancy, would she realize her husband would live as long as her when he becomes an incubus or would she just angst over their supposed lifespan difference since she has no knowledge about incubi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:37:42 2021 No.33851743 >>33851690 Read the wiki. Monsters won't impose something You don't want on You. >>33851729 She'll be too busy to care and after a while she'll be able to feel Your mana pool (soul) is shared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:41:16 2021 No.33851773 >>33850915 >/monster/ was 7 years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 06:54:09 2021 No.33851857 >>33851336 Ah yes, so I have been adopted by a Not For Fug Lolibaba. Makes me wonder what sort of Monster she sets up for my inevitable marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:08:12 2021 No.33852022 >>33851336 I kindly ask her to redirect me to the nearest single snake She can be our adopted daughter if she wants to but that's as far as i'm going

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:15:53 2021 No.33852100 File: 91 KB, 443x393, dark wurmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dreamt of my wurmy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:19:53 2021 No.33852143 >>33851336 give headpats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:22:19 2021 No.33852176 >>33851336 well, I will learn her language and then tell her, I wish to find a wurm named Anna-Maria De la Cruz, and if she wishes, she can come to help me find her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:25:30 2021 No.33852222 File: 661 KB, 1280x1818, NIKUDG_003TL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33851131 Just wish he would upload a lot more frequently. He does female figures perfectly. Just the right level of fat + ideal booba size

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:25:51 2021 No.33852228 >>33851336 I'm studying in the castle library until I've learned enough to ask where my ideal species lives

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:28:51 2021 No.33852262 >>33852222 >that tummy from that angle HNNNNGGGG

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:30:30 2021 No.33852281 wurms are better than dwarfs at digging and finding gold and other precious materials, if you tell your wurm wife to find the "shiny rocks", you will get a lot of gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:33:49 2021 No.33852314 >>33852281 But it's fool's gold...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:35:31 2021 No.33852330 File: 442 KB, 2200x2700, 1616349102060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33849132 Unseal and marry evil foxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:36:44 2021 No.33852344 >>33852314 probably in the first run, but If you teach her that if she gets more real gold, then she gets extra dessert that night, she will find more and more real gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:37:13 2021 No.33852349 >>33852281 >Anon are you sure there's treasure buried underneath the White House?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:38:06 2021 No.33852361 >>33852314 fools gold can be good, especially when it forms into perfect geometric cubes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:38:25 2021 No.33852365 >>33852281 Do wurms eat the gems and gold and stuff they dig up? Can they become pretty jeweled wurms if they eat enough?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:41:27 2021 No.33852398 >>33852365 YES, think of a dark skinned BEEG wurm that is covered head to tail in precious gems, and gold, now that is sight worthy of worship

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:43:01 2021 No.33852416 >>33852330 This one is too evil, I call HFY paladins on her and find an "evil" fox to unseal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:43:18 2021 No.33852421 >>33852281 Wurm is the real treasure

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:44:42 2021 No.33852436

>>33848600
>Bird brain
> Although they are a clever race, particularly having the highest intelligence of all harpies, on the other hand, they are exceedingly belligerent and ferocious
Tengu btfo

I like to imagine black harpies are based on ravens rather than crows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:45:17 2021 No.33852448 >>33852421 yes, she is. Yes, she is my greatest treasure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:46:09 2021 No.33852461 >>33852330 If I unseal her, will she give me a kiss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:47:26 2021 No.33852480 Wurm Pharaoh that uses her god voice to asks for food, belly rubs, and cuddles with her hubby

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:48:45 2021 No.33852506 >>33852461 A level draining kiss

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:48:51 2021 No.33852508

>>33852436
>Black harpy keeps getting called bird brain despite being extremely smart.
>Her husband and her family are the only ones who believes her
And this is why black harpies live in gated communities.
Honestly, BH gated community sounds kind of comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:50:47 2021 No.33852536 >>33852508 Just imagine the SQUAWK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:51:59 2021 No.33852553 >>33848860 >Dormouse That's not quite what I expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 07:53:24 2021 No.33852570 >>33852553 Lift, Sleep, Repeat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:00:58 2021 No.33852703 File: 119 KB, 497x547, 1464551233273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, woops, ooooh. I dropped my monster that I use for my magnum dong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:01:08 2021 No.33852705 >>33848860 >Nekomata Fit cat then huh? Alright I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:01:47 2021 No.33852714 with wurms and similarly shaped monster girls, do you think you can do doggy style or what would you need to do to make it possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:03:40 2021 No.33852755 >>33852714 I figure no. I know some people draw them with a thigh gap but that never looked right to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:06:04 2021 No.33852805 >>33848860 >Ocelomeh Fear.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:06:38 2021 No.33852819 >>33852805 yeah, mean fear boner

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:08:05 2021 No.33852847 >>33852755 >I know some people draw them with a thigh gap Yeah, that looks so weird. I mean, with autonomy like that, do they have legs or not? Their bone structure must be fucking wild. I prefer the pseudo ass approach.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:12:28 2021 No.33852920

>>33852536
I have no idea what you're implying with that, but I'll have you know that corvids are incredibly linguistically intelligent ontop of just being overall intelligent have multiple different 'languages', some of which can sound quite pleasant. Also, another interesting tidbit.
>ravens are one of only four known animals (the others being bees, ants, and humans) who have demonstrated displacement, the capacity to communicate about objects or events that are distant in space or time from the communication
They watch where other common ravens bury their food and remember the locations of each other's food caches, so they can steal from them. This type of theft occurs so regularly that common ravens will fly extra distances from a food source to find better hiding places for food. They have also been observed pretending to make a cache without actually depositing the food, presumably to confuse onlookers
Dogs are man's best friend, but ravens arguably understand us better. Truly blessed bird girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:12:50 2021 No.33852927 >>33852847 would the hips be there and then transition into the ribs of a snake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:14:32 2021 No.33852955 >>33852805 >Forced to lick her abs in public

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:14:59 2021 No.33852960 File: 455 KB, 453x858, R7OkCgP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848860 How do I ask her to let me go for a second?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:16:01 2021 No.33852991 >>33852920 t. squawking bird

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:17:46 2021 No.33853011 Anyone here have a Lilim/Shog/Flayer wife? What does mindbreak feels like I'm curious

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:18:17 2021 No.33853019

>>33852927
the whole point of the pelvic girdle is keep organs from floating down so yes, it also wouldnt have ribs of a snake, because theres no reason to have ribs there since its a tail, not torso; there shouldnt be organs going that far down just muscle and bone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:18:25 2021 No.33853022 >>33852991 Don't be silly. They don't have any hands to type with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:20:03 2021 No.33853047 >>33853022 As a matter of fact, MGE harpies have an extra digit, a thumb with which to grip things or type with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:20:18 2021 No.33853049 >>33853011 >Lilim/Shog/Flayer hybrid Absolute perfection

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:21:13 2021 No.33853067 >>33853019 >there shouldn't be organs There should actually be secondary hearts to pump that much blood, there would be organs in the snake tail, I would assume.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:21:35 2021 No.33853075

>>33853011
Have you ever been half asleep and dreaming about something and then you feel something and wake up and your brain can't really process what's going on?
Yeah, kind of like that, except your in ungodly amount of pleasure and your brain can't really focus on anything, you don't know where you are, what you are or anything really, the only thing you feel is the pleasure and see the face and body of your wife, the only thing your brain can seem to think about.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:24:03 2021 No.33853143
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>>33853047
Based on the Gandharva, they have 2 claws.
>9) "Even though it's more like claws she still has hands so she can easily wear skirts and all that" In the new book it is mentioned that "They have hands hidden inside their wings" so I guess this means they have 'claws' than real hands? Or does that mean they have human-like hands.
>They're using claws as their hands. (KC)

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:24:20 2021 No.33853147
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I wonder if there's an official profession that involves breeding dormice in MGE World. Like, I don't think you'd be able to hold down a proper job considering that they need to be looked after.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:26:13 2021 No.33853179 >>33853147 I wnat to be the number one Wurm breeder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:28:31 2021 No.33853216 >>33853147 >queen of hearts paying dedicated dormouse cuttlers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:28:36 2021 No.33853218 File: 502 KB, 1200x1200, 1 - FB77Bwx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33853179 You sure you can handle that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:29:08 2021 No.33853222 >>33853067 you actually dont need a secondary heart, just a larger stronger one, plus snakes have a heart fairly far up the body so it should be fine for the most part, and along the length of a snakes body 80% is stomach and intestine

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:30:26 2021 No.33853233

>>33853143
I believe Gandharva is actually different from the rest in that respect.

Also,
>Valravn
>In Danish folklore, a valravn (Danish "raven of the slain") is a supernatural raven. The ravens appear in traditional Danish folksongs, where they are described as originating from ravens who consume the bodies of the dead on the battlefield, as capable of turning into the form of a knight after consuming the heart of a child, and, alternately, as half-wolf and half-raven creatures.
>According to Danish folklore recorded in the late 1800s, when a king or chieftain was killed in battle and not found and buried, ravens came and ate him. The ravens became valravne. The valravne that ate the king's heart gained human knowledge and could perform great malicious acts, could lead people astray, had superhuman powers, and were "terrible animals"
>In another account, a valravn is described as a peaceless soul in search of redemption that flies by night (but never day) and can only free itself from its animal countenance by consuming the blood of a child. This is reflected in a Danish traditional song that describes how, after refusing offers of riches, the Valravn makes an agreement with a maiden to take her to her betrothed after she promises the valravn her first born son. After the agreement, the valravn flies away. In time, the couple have a child and the Valravn returns, and asks the maiden if she has forgotten her promise. The valravn takes the child away, and tears into the chest of his won wager and consumes the blood contained within the child's heart. As a result, the valravn transforms into a knight.
Undead knight raven wolf girls when, KC?

Of course, because mamono mana they change over to consuming the "essence" of the firstborn son and turning into knightly women. We don't have a monstergirl that's specifically "fated" in this manner, goes around helping human women in return for a boy many years down the line.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:30:39 2021 No.33853239

>>33851336
>Get to live in a Lilim's castle, and enjoy comfy noble life
>Have your own Lim that you can cuddle with every night
>Admire the guard captain's muscles and flirt with her even though we can't understand each other
Even though it's unlikely for me to hook up with my #1 species, this is still a sweet deal. I'm staying there until they get tired of my shit and kick me out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:30:52 2021 No.33853241 >>33853218 I was born ready for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:33:14 2021 No.33853294 >>33853241 I have my doubts. One wurm is a handful. Multiple wurms is chaos, especially little ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:34:33 2021 No.33853323 Why won't my waifu come to me in my dreams? I dream of the most random things but you would imagine that my loving waifu who I think of the most every day would at least pay me a visit one. Does she just hate me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:34:38 2021 No.33853324 >>33853294 I was best wurm wrangler in my village

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:34:52 2021 No.33853327 >>33853147 I want to be a lizard breeder. Gonna need to get really good at fighting first though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:36:05 2021 No.33853361 >>33853075 Oh, sweet. That sounds kinda fun. I should try it with my wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:45:03 2021 No.33853563 File: 16 KB, 1344x480, kHu9eaIG_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33853327 The red or green ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:45:34 2021 No.33853576 >>33853323 maybe she's not real breh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:46:11 2021 No.33853589 >>33853563 Salamanders are amphibians, not lizards!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:46:11 2021 No.33853590 >>33853563 Red ones can be defeated with a fire extinguisher

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:46:27 2021 No.33853599 >>33853563 Both. Preferably at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:46:34 2021 No.33853606 >>33853323 Before you sleep, you need a strong image of her in your mind. I find that works, my dreams are filled with my mino wife, because she's so big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:47:54 2021 No.33853633 File: 658 KB, 1367x629, Sally The Mander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33853589 Not the monster girl kind!

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:48:10 2021 No.33853639

I NEED MY PELVIS TO BE TURNED DUST BY A MINECRAWLER CLASS WURM, I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR, WHY GOD MUST I SUFFER IN THIS CLOWN WORLD, I NEED TO LICK THIOSE ABS, I NEED THOSE ARMS AROUND ME, WHY WAS I FORSAKEN TO LIVE IN THIS HELLSCAPE
so how's your day been?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:48:25 2021 No.33853643

>>33853233
If I were to design a profile around this, her more bestial form as a harpy wolfgirl hybrid that she starts off with is probably hornier and less in control of her inhibitions, but once she gets her husband from the human woman, she turns into a stately and graceful armoured knight, maybe with a pair of huge sleek black wings, but outside of that and maybe the eyes, very little resemblance to her prior form, which she can turn back to at will, at the cost of her self control, or involuntarily during breeding seasons. I might actually write a story about this idea at some point in the future.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:51:53 2021 No.33853692

>>33853323
When you try sleeping, relax all your muscles, but try to stay conscious as long as possible. When you think you're getting woozy, start visualizing yourself holding your hand in front of you. Once you enter in the dream, just think hard about your wife and you get an easy lucid dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:52:55 2021 No.33853715 >>33853639 pretty good. I'm still waiting for my thunderbird wife

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:57:04 2021 No.33853781

>>33849129
I feel like some types of monstergirls would be prone to Chrisposting
>pharaoh wants arranged marriage between her daughter and anon, gets declined
>about a decade later still single anon gets a new messenger from the pharaoh matriarch
>messenger clears her throat and proceeds to read the letter
>ANOOOOOOOOOON marry my granddaughter, continue the bloodline

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:58:14 2021 No.33853813 >>33853639 I just woke up friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 08:59:28 2021 No.33853836 >>33848860 >Vamp Mosquito But I already nearly faint when my blood is taken for tests...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:00:29 2021 No.33853851 >>33853836 She'll feed you plenty iron-rich foods

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:01:04 2021 No.33853867 >>33853781 >no way, fag

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:11:10 2021 No.33854077 what monster girls would most likely to be bimbos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:17:07 2021 No.33854201 File: 630 KB, 2039x2894, ExCsMHHUcAUzplP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:17:55 2021 No.33854217 File: 994 KB, 1318x1072, Jubjub16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33854077

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:18:26 2021 No.33854232 >>33854201 I want to give her a little hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:24:18 2021 No.33854347 can you do anal with wurms and other monster girls with similar body shape, what positions are impossible and what new positions can you do with them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:28:33 2021 No.33854439 >>33854077 Holstaur, succubus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:29:06 2021 No.33854453 >>33854347 Why would you want to do anal with prime breeding material? That's wasteful, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:29:50 2021 No.33854471 >>33853639 Starting the day off playing a monster girl visual novel, usual Monday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:30:20 2021 No.33854478 File: 513 KB, 1156x1394, 1615628389613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >out of filters for the coffee machine >use a facemask as a filter instead I AM A GENIUS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:33:30 2021 No.33854539 >>33854478 Was it clean?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:34:41 2021 No.33854560

>>33853147
I would love to cuddle and sleep with a dormouse.
Athough I still think Ittan-Momen are the best monsters for sleeping with. A weighted blanket Ittan-Momen would be very comfy, we could sleep together and then when I wake up I could just slowly jack off into the blanket (her) while feeling her body next to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:36:22 2021 No.33854592 >>33854539 And then the Gremlin coofed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:37:50 2021 No.33854618 >>33854539 I use hot water for coffee so I'm sure it's safe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:39:14 2021 No.33854647 >>33852416 Foxes can't be too evil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:39:41 2021 No.33854652 >>33854539 beelzebubs would fly off with the used ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:40:57 2021 No.33854674 >>33854478 >not using a fluid vortex to separate out the coffee grounds without using a filter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:41:35 2021 No.33854682 File: 307 KB, 935x935, 1486884627526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33854347 I choose to believe those lamia and such bodytypes have a humanoid ass enough to have a butthole. Anal access > concerns about magical creature anatomy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:42:50 2021 No.33854708 File: 63 KB, 720x342, 1616269502755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >One Lamia coils around you at night and takes off your pants >Another one deep kisses you so you can't scream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:47:23 2021 No.33854794 >>33854708 Rippling tail motions to remove pants is so cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:49:24 2021 No.33854834 >>33848860 >>33848952 Cool, got the same roll. There must be more strong Anubi where they came from. On that subject, I do still want to see a tall, beefy version of Ratatoskr.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:53:32 2021 No.33854915 >>33854708 Sounds like a good plan, I'm in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:55:59 2021 No.33854963 >>33854834 >Rata picks you up with her tail >Protest saying you want down >She smiles >"I've done my research, I know you're into this shit" >tfw she's right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:57:08 2021 No.33854981 File: 427 KB, 979x1070, 1574122773060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33852960 Why would you want her to let go?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:59:39 2021 No.33855036

Help bros. The other day I told the Hellhound who rapes me everyday in the back alley after work that I wish she'd look me in the eyes when she took me. She looked upset as I watched her walk away while left on the ground for my usual 1 hour post raping recovery before walking home. She hasn't raped me since! Is it really taboo to ask your rapist to look you in the eyes during? How will I tell the kids that mom won't rape me anymore? Help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 09:59:48 2021 No.33855040 who cooks, you or your wife?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:01:29 2021 No.33855078

>>33854981
Because I'm having difficulty making the hot cocoa with her strong arms tucking my head into yer built yet soft abs. I guarantee she's just doing this because she wants to drink nothing but protein shakes and knows she can't resist the cocoa. It's ok, I'll destroy those abs the old fashioned way I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:02:31 2021 No.33855100 >>33855040 I do typically but recently she's been trying to help out. It's been a pretty big help because she eats a considerable amount of meals every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:03:13 2021 No.33855123 >>33855036 You have to rape her. It's the only way to fix things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:04:20 2021 No.33855145 File: 15 KB, 129x188, 1616421860451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33855036 use this and thank me later

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:04:46 2021 No.33855155 What solution or counter can monstergirls even apply to this? https://youtu.be/EeaocS3Qs7g

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:04:52 2021 No.33855157 >>33851131 >>33852222 NECKLESS awakened me to dullahans. He is amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:05:57 2021 No.33855174 >>33855040 Whoever gets home first. >>33855036 Jump on her Yourself and look her in the eyes all the time during the act. This will establish dominance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:07:23 2021 No.33855208 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, 1594249167548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sharp-dressed business kikis are the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:09:20 2021 No.33855240 how to make kiki horny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:09:58 2021 No.33855252 >>33855240 touch the base of her tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:11:09 2021 No.33855281 Ah so this is the Danuki meetings that every or goes on about? https://youtu.be/Bt1J3zeUUTY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:12:23 2021 No.33855305 >>33855240 Tell her there's one more thing left, that she needs to wash and then take off Your clothes and go to the bathroom.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:13:02 2021 No.33855323

>>33855155
The only way to beat a farmer in the monster world is to BE a farmer. Nobility and city-slickers will be too flustered by farmer Anon's bronzed body and giant crops to seduce him. That's when the mino rancher struts up, compliments his farm, and takes him to bed a 5pm so that they can both wake up at 3am to milk the cows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:13:12 2021 No.33855326 >>33855123 >>33855145 >>33855174 Ok will take her to pound town tonight. But what do I tell the kids?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:13:24 2021 No.33855332
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>>33853323
Unless you learn to lucid dream, you just get what you get. I rarely remember my dreams and when I do, it's just some weird shit. It's been ages since I had an erotic dream too.
I wonder how much Nightmares affect dreams they invade. It's funny to think you're dreaming and it's harder for her to seduce you because of the bizarre stuff happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:15:12 2021 No.33855366 >>>33843752 You don't know how lucky you are to have drunk hillbilly cousins who're willing to drag you into the woods to get hammered and hunt cryptids. That sounds fun as all hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:15:56 2021 No.33855378 >>33855240 Show up with a brand new mop with a fancy brushed mahogany handle or something and tell her you wanted to give the girl that means so much to you a little present.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:21:13 2021 No.33855490 What happened to the Mira translations? Also I didn't even realize that this is the last one left, time sure flies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:22:37 2021 No.33855525 >>33855326 mama and papa are gonna have some fun tonight

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:23:22 2021 No.33855540 >>33849129 >Literally copy pasting /v/ memes Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:24:23 2021 No.33855566 >>33853781 >Immediately moved on Evidently it wasn't that important to her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:25:01 2021 No.33855583 File: 266 KB, 700x900, 1462792463307.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33855240 Give her a thinly-veiled sexual order and grab her ass, like a good master should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:27:32 2021 No.33855625 >>33855525 Little Hellwans going to need some earplugs to sleep tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:29:09 2021 No.33855654 >>33855583 Why is that wooden plank wearing a maid dress?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:30:16 2021 No.33855677

>>33853233
>Town gets taken over by monstergirls
>Fourth son, older brothers are all already married
>Get betrothed to Valravn knight
>Ask about how it works if she's not marrying the firstborn
>She says not to worry, the 'firstborn' son promised to her can't happen until she helps the demon lord build more power

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:30:32 2021 No.33855684 >>33855583 >tell my maid to polish my spear >she cleans my glaive >ask her to knead my loaf >she brings me freshly baked bread I am at a loss here anons, i don't know what to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:32:12 2021 No.33855711 >>33855684 Tell her to do a flip Punish her when she fails

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:32:45 2021 No.33855719 >>33855684 is your maid, a "special" maid perhaps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:33:06 2021 No.33855727 File: 77 KB, 268x369, cutie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking my little cousin to the petting zoo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:34:28 2021 No.33855746 >>33855727 The heavy petting zoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:37:03 2021 No.33855793 >>33855040 Both. Everyone should cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:37:49 2021 No.33855805 >>33855040 I do most of the cooking because she can't handle most of the dexterous tasks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:38:03 2021 No.33855808 >>33855566 The first daughter probably found someone else, but the queen mother wasn't ready to give up yet and went with the next best plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:38:06 2021 No.33855809 >>33855040 My shog maid gives me dirty looks whenever I cook for myself.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:38:13 2021 No.33855815

>>33855719
>Substitute teacher for the spec ed class at a maid academy
>They aren't actually retarded they just need a bit more help
>CCs who have no prior experience with maid work and are coming back to school for the first time in years
>Delinquent black sheep from prestigious maid families who refuse to learn
>Clumsy girls
Good luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:41:15 2021 No.33855857 >>33855808 still dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:41:50 2021 No.33855865 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1616358555484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have the link to the red oni mega.nz artbook scan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:42:22 2021 No.33855877 >>33855746 What do you do there? Is it just a petting zoo with brushes or something to more efficiently pet the goats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:43:54 2021 No.33855905 >>33855815 >Dorome is able to clean flawlessly and quickly >but she always forgets to take all of her mud with her so otherwise clean rooms are left with floors caked with dirt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:46:57 2021 No.33855930 >>33855727 I want a to visit the manticore exhibit, where I can safely headpat them and stroke their tails without having my pelvis destroyed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:47:02 2021 No.33855934 woud you love a "special" monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:47:55 2021 No.33855952 >>33855934 "special" in exactly what way? Probably yeah, but what kind of special?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:49:02 2021 No.33855971 >>33855952 as they are extra dumb or autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:49:24 2021 No.33855975 >>33855971 Absolutely fine with that, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:49:27 2021 No.33855976 >>33855865 You mean the profile update? I'm also looking for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:51:15 2021 No.33856008 File: 72 KB, 604x1200, a01aa979a011465d6d8fee983ef44a636b6269c64c477a74df99c9e14e158797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes and skirts don't get along well

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:51:23 2021 No.33856010
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>>33855905
Elemental girls would be the magikarps of maids. Terrible at first but top tier when they get good at it
>Ignis keeps burning things without meaning to. Has to learn from scratch without using her fire
>Years later she knows which temperature every object in the house can handle and controls smoke when she burns dust off so as not to leave any unpleasant smells
>Undine gets things wet and cries which gets them even more wet
>By the end of her education she can wash out entire rooms without touching anything that isn't a mess
>Sylph always knocks things over and causes adverse weather effects in other rooms
>Once her control is fine tuned she can clean and maintain temperatures to a near-surgical degree

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:53:11 2021 No.33856045 File: 3.39 MB, 2830x4207, 81871730_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856008 Looks fine to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:53:43 2021 No.33856051 /k/ autist angel, that is all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:54:34 2021 No.33856060 >>33856008 She needs the "made for mofu" variety of clothing. It has a hole for the tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:54:46 2021 No.33856064 >>33855815 two words:MAID WURM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:56:16 2021 No.33856082 >>33855865 >217kg IMAGINE (how she'd fuck you in every surface of your house in the amazon position)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:56:49 2021 No.33856094 >tfw you're top coombrain with at least 3 cooms daily quota but stuck in this nightmarish testicle-shrinking timeline while some toothless 5' peasant is diving in mamono pussy somewhere in mgeverse why must i suffer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:57:50 2021 No.33856109 File: 362 KB, 733x1268, 950ab4311fbf9cf3ab4e11b342185135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856082 >217kg >IMAGINE

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:58:31 2021 No.33856117
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>>33856064
A maid who can lift furniture effortlessly and open boxes with her claws would be surprisingly helpful. She would probably be placed in spec ed for a week then get moved out when her scores are upper average level

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 10:59:33 2021 No.33856129 > 33856094 This is a such a weird retarded comment that I' m not even sure if it's a troll

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:00:04 2021 No.33856139 >>33855865 Maybe it's because she has really meaty thighs but she also she seem to have really wipe hips for that safe childbirth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:00:57 2021 No.33856150 >>33856109 I'm pretty sure you'd lose some bones to that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:01:38 2021 No.33856162 File: 194 KB, 1200x1080, warrior wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856117 WURMS ARE TEH BESTZ AT EVERYTHING!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:03:28 2021 No.33856190 >>33856150 THE FLESH MAY BE WEAK BUT MY DESIRE IS STRONGER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:03:50 2021 No.33856202 >>33855815 Reformed delinquent Ocelomeh maid seems like a dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:05:39 2021 No.33856234 >>33856150 That's why you make sure to drink all the milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:06:23 2021 No.33856245 >>33856109 >climbing up your wife to give her a smooch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:07:18 2021 No.33856262 >>33856010 >Ice Queen maid freezes all of the furniture in the house as a protective cover >"It can't get dirty if it's frozen" she says

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:08:22 2021 No.33856281 >>33848484 She’d serve the both of you Gray Lamentation mushrooms so that she can continue her service to you in undeath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:08:55 2021 No.33856288 >>33856234 Which milk tho? I want my bones to be as strong as steel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:09:11 2021 No.33856296 File: 76 KB, 878x1200, cb923c43112e5045b5b27771c1aea2b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:10:40 2021 No.33856326 File: 141 KB, 435x639, QQNLL0Pm_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he thinks he can resist becoming my kiss slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:10:57 2021 No.33856331 >>33848860 >Hellhound I feel like this should have been listed as a reroll candidate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:11:01 2021 No.33856333 >>33856296 Is she d- oh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:11:27 2021 No.33856344 File: 1.08 MB, 1200x1600, 73f9e26d76fce02facc49185f596858a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Desert gyaru kot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:14:06 2021 No.33856381 do you like paler monster girls or do you like darker-skinned monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:14:50 2021 No.33856394 >>33856381 My wife has pale pure white shin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:15:16 2021 No.33856404 >>33856381 I like both, also the paler/darker the better

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:15:55 2021 No.33856419

>>33856331
The moment hellhound get rolled the person who rolled her had his head stuck between muscular hellhound thighs, so there isn't really an opportunity to reroll. Once her name shows up on your screen you need to go into hiding if you want any shot of avoiding that fate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:16:48 2021 No.33856431 >>33856381 I love both, what should I do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:17:52 2021 No.33856443 >>33856381 Both, give me a wight and a pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:17:52 2021 No.33856444 >>33856381 I like both and also blue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:18:04 2021 No.33856448 File: 69 KB, 274x466, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856381 well my waifu doesn't really have normal skin, would you consider this pale or darker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:18:40 2021 No.33856452 >>33849226 Something about white girls and werewolves

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:19:51 2021 No.33856474 >>33856452 >american hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:20:02 2021 No.33856478 >>33849474 Why be a Tom when you can be a Mufasa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:20:30 2021 No.33856484 >>33856326 i'll never yield to you Lim-chan! >she takes it personally

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:22:27 2021 No.33856512 >>33856394 >>33856404 >>33856419 >>33856431 >>33856443 >>33856444 >>33856448 what hair color pairs best with the skin, I'd say dark skin and white hair is best

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:25:57 2021 No.33856568 >>33852349 I don’t know why I misread that as Waffle House, but I could see a Wurm making the same mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:27:07 2021 No.33856592 >>33856381 Brown skin and white hair gives me quite the boners Pale skin and black hair too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:27:14 2021 No.33856593 >>33856381 I prefer dark-skinned monsters. If I were a harem guy, I would still try to get a mix of both. >>33856512 >dark skin and white hair is best Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:27:21 2021 No.33856596 File: 132 KB, 990x1400, 1616426841971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856512 dark+pink of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:27:32 2021 No.33856599 >>33856484 Lims seem to take everything very personally. I guess the downside to having all that power if having incredibly thin skin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:28:39 2021 No.33856614 >>33856568 >local wurm puts waffle house under distress, forcing it to close >fema is very concerned and announces it's a top tier emergency

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:29:05 2021 No.33856627 would a lonely CC mg put out a job for an adventurer to lay her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:29:18 2021 No.33856632 >>33856512 My wife has pale white skin and dark black hair in a hime cut.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:30:18 2021 No.33856648

>>33856599
The ones who the DL and her husband didn't go easy on are probably some of the most thick-skinned monsters you can find. The spoiled ones like the Red Queen have never faced adversity and thus wouldn't survive a CoD server lever of banter without going ape

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:30:39 2021 No.33856653 >>33856326 Not if I turn you into my cuddle slut first!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:31:15 2021 No.33856662 >>33856627 >CC dragon has had enough >puts out a quest to sex the dragon >her reputation precedes her, nobody shows honestly should just kidnap a guy from the village at this point, would probably go faster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:32:53 2021 No.33856692 >>33856599 myes since literallly no one is dumb enough to challenge one, go against them or slight them so they're just not used to it and are incredibly thin skinned >he types this as his waifu is a lim >limfgt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:33:00 2021 No.33856698 >>33856599 >Where wouldn't you find a lilim? >In the cold of course! >buh dum tiss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:35:42 2021 No.33856739 >quest >Spank wurm for destroying homes instructions unclear, now spoiling wurm to high hell and feeding her the best dessert a man can make. she is now happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:35:56 2021 No.33856741 File: 7 KB, 122x98, descarga (8).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who has more kissable/clingable biceps/arms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:36:13 2021 No.33856745 File: 220 KB, 1500x1011, 1c1d384b10f769a5f85eb6f489bbf619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856381 Both, but there's something about 2D brown...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:37:10 2021 No.33856756 >>33856653 >goes in to make your tongue her property >put your arms around her >oh no what's this >lets out a little meep before burying her head into your chest/shoulder can't beat the cuddle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:37:32 2021 No.33856764 >>33856662 >quest lay dragon instructions unclear, now laying in bed in with dragon cuddling and sleeping together

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:38:09 2021 No.33856777 >>33856381 Yes!

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:39:19 2021 No.33856796

>>33856741
>kissable
I give that one to mino, jinko isn't bad but getting a mouth full of hair doesn't seem very pleasurable
>clingable
I give the edge to jinko, much softer while still strong and sturdy, makes hugging both warm and comforting
>overall
por que no los dos mi amigo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:40:27 2021 No.33856815 I want to ruin a Lim's speech by running up on stage and grabbing her oppai! If she still somehow keeps her composure, I'll keep squeezing it and make honking sounds, making all the listeners leave out of cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:40:44 2021 No.33856820 >>33856741 What this guy >>33856796 said. I'm personally in favour of the mino, but both are lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:41:08 2021 No.33856826 >>33856796 >mouth full of hair Jinko should have a human upper arm, like the Hellhound. Its just covered in her armor shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:41:27 2021 No.33856830 Anybody else having issues with warosu? Trying to retrieve old threads and images and they don't seem to be loading

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:43:50 2021 No.33856859 what would happen if you went up to a monster girl, laid down, and told them "sit on my face"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:44:18 2021 No.33856872 I want to train a Ghoul to have an anal fixation instead of an oral fixation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:45:22 2021 No.33856889 >>33856859 >does it to a slime >drowns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:45:49 2021 No.33856896 >>33856859 Seems like a pretty common situation, and I'm sure most would be happy to fulfill your request. I would be more worried if a monster asked me to sit on their face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:47:18 2021 No.33856918 >>33856896 which ones would want that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:50:49 2021 No.33856982 I'd just had the image of a beeg jinko, going up to an anon, laying down and yelling at the top of her lungs, SIT ON MY FACE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:51:58 2021 No.33856998 >>33856918 I'm sure that there's at least one degenerate girl in every species that would like it, but Wonderland girls would probably be the most open about enjoying/requesting it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:52:49 2021 No.33857011 File: 43 KB, 400x400, 1611342823933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hello, ma´am, I have no contraband to report. >Only my Blowjob play multicolored thin latex dick sleeve sex toys. >You have nothing against sex toys, do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:53:55 2021 No.33857031 >>33856982 I'd be too intimidated to refuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:54:25 2021 No.33857038 >>33856896 I'll wash first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:54:43 2021 No.33857044 >>33857011 HOLY FUCK, THAT FACE THO. KEK the shit you have to have some condoms on you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:56:11 2021 No.33857070 >>33856998 >Cheshire that teleports so you always end up sitting on her face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 11:59:13 2021 No.33857121 >>33857011 >these aren't condoms, they're for making balloon animals >kids love balloon animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:01:47 2021 No.33857165 >>33857011 >no officer, these aren't condoms >they are emergency fluid containers I carry on me when I go camping if SHTF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:02:04 2021 No.33857169 File: 114 KB, 810x1145, 1590619180484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856632 God tier taste. I wouldn't mind temporarily giving a pharaoh a skin colour changing spell and having her dress like Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:03:48 2021 No.33857194 File: 868 KB, 1038x1500, 1611692991728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856745 More artists should include blue along with the gold in their Egyptian aesthetics

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:04:08 2021 No.33857197 File: 51 KB, 544x611, BwZYmhDs_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33857121 >oh yeah funny guy? why don't you make one for me then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:04:52 2021 No.33857209 >>33857011 Fuck off and kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:07:47 2021 No.33857238 File: 100 KB, 426x388, 20210322_100431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would happen if you told a Jinko this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:08:16 2021 No.33857243 >>33856381 Diverse harems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:12:16 2021 No.33857293 >>33857197 I had a dream about a Bapho climbing on top of me and giving me kisses a couple nights ago. It was like she was trying to feel every inch of my mouth with her tongue, really weird stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:12:28 2021 No.33857296 >>33857197 I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:13:45 2021 No.33857307 I regularly dream about succs, cheshires, witches, and familiars playfully teasing me and flashing me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:14:09 2021 No.33857314 >>33857238 death to your pelvis my friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:18:22 2021 No.33857365 >>33856381 Both but a preference for the latter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:18:24 2021 No.33857367 >>33856381 In general, paler, but I really like Khepri, Houri, and Flayers as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:18:33 2021 No.33857370 >>33857044 Yujiro's faces are best part of that manga

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:20:56 2021 No.33857404 If you went on a quest to "slay" the CC ancient evil, what would you use and carry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:21:25 2021 No.33857416 >>33857296 COCK PLEASE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:23:47 2021 No.33857445 File: 1.66 MB, 436x560, __kaenbyou_rin_touhou_drawn_by_sunyup__8a9871450ddb7eb783a002e0f128710a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33857404 A big gun. All it does is make huge boom though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:24:22 2021 No.33857451 >>33857011 >tfw have a fetish for condomplay At least mamono would probably be fine with it when they find out I'm also into spreading the pussy open with a speculum and having girls dump my cum into it out of the condoms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:24:41 2021 No.33857452 >>33849129 >33849702 >>33857011 >>33857238 How fucking hard is it to lurk before you post

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:25:15 2021 No.33857463 what pose should I draw my wurm wife today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:27:38 2021 No.33857498 >>33857463 Punching a boulder like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuXkVzBdJQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:28:11 2021 No.33857505 File: 171 KB, 850x1044, 1525310230240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33857463 have we seen her booty yet?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:30:43 2021 No.33857543

>>33857451
It's a forced meme that mostly comes from /monster/ and their super Christian ideas of monsters. MGE Fallen God monsters already wear cum stained clothing to show off to each other. There would probably be monsters that would like them as a way to save essence for a snack for later or wear condom belts to show off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:34:12 2021 No.33857586 >>33856512 The most exciting combinations are dark skin plus white or light pink hair, and the profile Demon's blue skin and dark purple hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:34:19 2021 No.33857588 >>33857543 Monsters feed off spirit energy, not sperm, read the setting before posting newfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:36:52 2021 No.33857611 >>33857505 thanks for pose ref

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:38:25 2021 No.33857633 >>33857588 Dude what? I even said "save essence" and semen does contain a lot of essence. Where is this even coming from. Is this some kind of false flag troll?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:39:30 2021 No.33857648 >>33857505 Speaking of booties - which monster has the most disappointing booty? A monster where you would expect a nice fat ass and you're let wanting. I'd say for me I would have expected Beelzebub to get much thiccer than she's portrayed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:39:31 2021 No.33857649 >>33856129 Either a bot or someone's having a stroke

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:42:22 2021 No.33857687

>>33857633
Some would insinuate that just because essence comes out with semen, the two aren't bound to one another. The belief is that essence is free flowing and needs to be collected while fresh, otherwise it'll just dissipate. That's why some would argue that condom snacks don't make sense, however there isn't really any evidence (to my knowledge) one way or another in this argument so whatever you want to believe works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:42:34 2021 No.33857688 >>33857633 Spirit energy disperses after ejaculation, monsters can't save cum to feed on it. They may eat it for taste, but to get spirit energy they need to milk it out from a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:44:13 2021 No.33857701 i NEED some NICE monster CAKE to EAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:47:47 2021 No.33857731 >>33857687 >>33857688 Right. If a mamono is carrying around condoms full of her husband's cum, it's purely for fetish purposes, and thus noticeably more common among Fallen God advocates, Wonderlanders, and followers of Kuroferuru's teachings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:48:01 2021 No.33857735 Monstergirls' consensus on smegma?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:49:09 2021 No.33857748 >>33857735 bapho loves to lick it up

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:49:33 2021 No.33857757

>>33857687
Dude they could be magic condoms for fucks sake. Monster still wear cum on them to show off. I'm just saying this condoms are some kind of war crime because only vaginal sex for procreation is allowed that is sometimes memed isn't how MGE has ever worked.
>Since the adherents of the faith of the Fallen God love getting bukkaked by their husband and getting stained with milky white stuff, they are greatly pleased with the effect. Besides that, it's also fruit that's popular with monster wives who think, “I don't want to waste even a single drop of my husband's semen!”
> As for their black robes, they wear them because they like having their entire bodies showered with semen, and the white stands out most against the black, so they can strongly feel themselves being sullied, painted, and covered in thick milky white desire

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:49:46 2021 No.33857759 >>33857445 I can easily imagine a raiju doing that. What an entrancing mating dance, I would lose instantly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:52:41 2021 No.33857798 File: 311 KB, 1088x1050, WURM MATING DANCE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which monster girls have mating dances?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:53:21 2021 No.33857808 >lorefagging Retarded kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:55:29 2021 No.33857838 >>33857798 Spiders and birds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:56:00 2021 No.33857847 File: 571 KB, 400x289, 0db.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33857798 sneks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:56:13 2021 No.33857849 >>33857798 according to greenworm anon, greenworms have a secret mating dance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 12:56:22 2021 No.33857852 >>33857808 People in these thread generally enjoy the lore and the setting. A bunch of translations and shit come from these threads. Go to /tg/ if you are butt hurt about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:00:59 2021 No.33857910 >>33857808 >NOOOO not the hecking setterino, you can't discuss that >you just gotta coom post, only forever noooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:01:07 2021 No.33857913 are there secert mating dances you can perform to seduce mgs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:01:56 2021 No.33857920 File: 2.28 MB, 3000x3000, 1615092945925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Impregnate cowspiders

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:01:59 2021 No.33857923 >>33857913 The shut-in shuffle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:03:01 2021 No.33857936 >>33857757 I want a small group of Fallen God priestesses who want my cum all over them and a small group of Khepri who want their girlcum all over me to vie for my love and lust.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:03:30 2021 No.33857941

>>33857808
>getting upset about lore
>in a fandom with few distinct characters, not much in terms of real progressing story, with 99% of it basically only having lore and setting
next thing I know there's going to be people genuinely upset that the part someone likes the most about their monster girl waifu is the monstrous parts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:04:32 2021 No.33857962 >>33857913 the hingle mccringleberry is probably a good bet, it shows how controlled you can thrust

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:04:40 2021 No.33857963 >>33857913 Chris Farley's chippendales.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:04:57 2021 No.33857967 >>33857798 >monstergirls yelling at their bellies to ovulate this is silly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:04:59 2021 No.33857968 >>33857920 I want to kiss that cow demon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:06:09 2021 No.33857978 >>33857852 >>33857910 >>33857941 Not what I meant retards. "lorefagging" does not mean discussing the setting, it means being autistic about it. But hit dogs holler i guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:07:11 2021 No.33857989 >>33857941 There are monsters older than the reign of the current demon lord, which means some of the waifus out there killed and ate humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:07:18 2021 No.33857990 File: 53 KB, 863x302, uhHwb2xK_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33857920 what are the benefits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:08:06 2021 No.33857998 >>33857978 >Not muh heckin interpretationerinos nooo you can't just disageee thats autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:08:16 2021 No.33858001 >>33857967 Exactly! Superior Diamond Trumpart alchemy can force ovulation, and even allow toggling between viviparous and oviparous traits in any species!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:09:38 2021 No.33858016 >>33857990 fluffy ushi babies climbing on you is beyond cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:10:08 2021 No.33858023 >>33857808 yeah reading is for fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:10:19 2021 No.33858026 >>33857913 How far do you think I’d get just doing this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=zSDmHGQEkXM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:10:52 2021 No.33858031 >>33857998 He's probably just some /tg/ crossboarder being cancerous like usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:11:08 2021 No.33858033 >>33858001 I love mad science.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:11:39 2021 No.33858039 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1440215179875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858016 that does sound nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:12:15 2021 No.33858044 >>33858031 Why are there so many newfags lately?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:12:56 2021 No.33858055 File: 679 KB, 2300x1900, Ewb4tFKXIAETq37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:12:58 2021 No.33858056 >>33858033 just like I like mixing wurms with other mg species

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:13:39 2021 No.33858063 >>33858026 Cheshire_shlicking_sounds.mp3

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:13:53 2021 No.33858067 >>33857998 Lean to ignore the butthurt /tg/fag and speak less like a retarded wojack poster while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:14:08 2021 No.33858069 >>33858044 I guess vtubers and lockdowns brought many of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:14:09 2021 No.33858070 File: 124 KB, 452x541, 1434422388769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858016 >>33858039

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:14:47 2021 No.33858077 >>33858056 Why? Do you just like the idea of strongdumb variants of other species?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:15:23 2021 No.33858083 >>33857798 I wish to see the secret Ushi-Oni courtship dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:15:54 2021 No.33858092 >>33858033 It's great, isn't it? A perfect harem, I'd say, consists of a mad scientist, an assistant, and a test subject.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:16:26 2021 No.33858101 >>33858083 It involves holes in walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:16:36 2021 No.33858105 >>33858067 >speak less like a retarded wojack poster while you're at it. I've yet to come across a posting style more smarmy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:17:20 2021 No.33858115 Delinquent undead girl gang blasting Rob Zombie while they take turns giving you blowjobs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:18:58 2021 No.33858144 File: 1.72 MB, 1100x1540, 436aee367b7f40790158dcb7c44d8e6c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858055 The horror

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:19:04 2021 No.33858147 >>33858077 Yes, I do. think about a angel wurm., the purest and dumbest monster to ever exist, for a host wurm that can give you good milk or a hell wurm, the possibilities are endless

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:21:36 2021 No.33858180

>>33858147
Are they more like wurms with features of the other species (angel wurm = wurm with a halo and wings) or are they more like the other species with a wurm tail for the bottom half (still a small angel but just happens to be wurm on the bottom)?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:22:30 2021 No.33858197 File: 67 KB, 1608x1864, ice request.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:24:03 2021 No.33858219 File: 2.82 MB, 2709x4096, A13hcxj7_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858147 Gremlin wurm knows where she is at all times. She knows this because she knows where she isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:24:17 2021 No.33858224 >>33858056 I'm more a fan of mixing pslimes, alraune, dryads, or kitsune-tsuki with other species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:26:10 2021 No.33858243 >>33858180 I like both but the first option appeals to me more because I like wurms, but I want to see them more varied and different, for example, how would a wurm from Zipangu be different from a wurm that lives near a volcano and such

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:27:11 2021 No.33858255 File: 682 KB, 592x809, waterwurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858147 >>33858056 Water wurms!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:27:32 2021 No.33858258 >>33858056 I'm more a fan of cursed sword variants of species. I feel like I don't see them too often though, recently I think I've only seen CursedWurm, CursedWorm, and CursedRaiju.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:28:39 2021 No.33858267 >>33858255 fren, I think that is not wurm, that is ryu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:29:25 2021 No.33858274 File: 1.31 MB, 900x1200, OHw8kinO_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858056 Wonderwurm!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:29:26 2021 No.33858273 >>33858255 I'm going to accost a ryu and demand she convince me that she's not just a lamia with a huge superiority complex. Wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:30:34 2021 No.33858284 >>33857978 >hit dogs holler Please be nice to kobolds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:31:28 2021 No.33858290 File: 832 KB, 1240x1754, 1594413263710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858274 My wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:32:37 2021 No.33858302 can you tame a wurm?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:33:14 2021 No.33858310

>>33858056
I love yandere girls. I already imagine my waifu to be extra clingy, even beyond her breed norm.
>The husband is also freely able to return to human form, but since their husband had gained total dominion over them by constantly joining with them and continually providing pleasure, it seems they experience anxiety when he changes into human form and separates from them, and it's said they will behave in a clingy manner towards their husband.
If I would mix any monster I would mix my waifu, a Night Gaunt, with the Shirohebi so that she is even more clingy and yandere to the point she would never want to separate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:33:32 2021 No.33858315 >>33858290 I love that image but the longer I look at the bottom half and the tail the more I start to be puzzled, I wouldn't recommend it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:34:12 2021 No.33858325 >>33858255 touch reverse scales

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:35:39 2021 No.33858346 >>33858315 They're supposed to look like eyes They're there to confuse predators (or prey?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:35:59 2021 No.33858350 File: 497 KB, 935x1200, 1AvHFKdi_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no orcs to chant "Grond!" as they prepare to sack your city

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:38:22 2021 No.33858374

You unwittingly help a mindflayer out and she gives you a token for a single free mind wipe, wiping anything you want from your mind. What do you pick?

There's some notes to an ambience track I'm listening to that keeps triggering the sound of my phone ringing in my head. I'd very much like for that to not be the case. The phone ringing ,that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:38:42 2021 No.33858378 >>33858350 >orcs start invading >begin desperately attempting to summon a demon, devil, succ, and/or imp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:40:08 2021 No.33858394 >>33858378 Those orc girls will help you summon a succ all right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:40:21 2021 No.33858396 File: 1.06 MB, 3240x2495, EeZQem6U0AAi5lr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33856008 Skirts are nothing. Chairs are the real enemy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:40:48 2021 No.33858398 File: 268 KB, 900x870, 1433755872390.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858378 You fool! Everyone knows orcs are scared of ghosts! The way is shut!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:41:31 2021 No.33858409 >>33858394 I'll hide underground if need be. I'd rather a Gnome take me than belong to an orc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:41:34 2021 No.33858411 >>33858255 >all the power of a ryu >none of the grace or restraint

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:41:44 2021 No.33858414 >>33858374 I want to forget about the album that stopped me from committing suicide, so I can listen to it again for the first time and get lost in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:42:12 2021 No.33858422 >>33858378 Quit talking to that strange purple woman and help us defend the walls so the orcs don't tease us for being pushovers after they win!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:42:31 2021 No.33858425 >>33856008 >kitsune-tsuki has trouble wearing skirts because her phantom tails lift it up for easy access for senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:42:40 2021 No.33858427 File: 190 KB, 500x1461, 52pbaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:43:09 2021 No.33858436 >>33858409 >I'll hide underground if need be Anon no! that's where the Wurms are!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:43:37 2021 No.33858444 File: 107 KB, 657x850, d0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The master's eye sees all that was and all will be or wasn't!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:43:48 2021 No.33858447 >>33858409 Enjoy being a brood father in the underground ratgirl kingdom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:44:50 2021 No.33858456 >>33858255 What happens if you call a ryu a ‘water wurm’ to her face?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:44:54 2021 No.33858457

>>33858414
Replaying stuff is a really good option, but I think I would rather forget the various tones of my phone so random things aren't reminding me of it.

Also, I think half of experiences like that are the subject, and half of it is where you are in life at that moment. If you're in a different point in life, it probably won't hit the same. Things matter because of what they meant to you then, there's no telling you'll experience the same bliss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:45:23 2021 No.33858463 >>33858436 I wish to be with them and make a wurm empire the likes of which had never been seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:45:47 2021 No.33858468 >>33858447 There is no such thing. Reports of rodents of unusual size are highly exaggerated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:46:26 2021 No.33858476 >>33858436 Instead, hide in trees! Worst case you get "pounced" on by a Greenworm or hugged by a Dryad. Both monsters you can easily escape from.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:47:02 2021 No.33858481

>>33858422
It's okay! I made a contract with her! She's diverted the orc horde, and alerted their scouts of which among our men were planning on betraying us! All I have to do is join her as being the adoptive siblings of a girl at a place called "Kuroferuru"!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:47:16 2021 No.33858484 File: 428 KB, 680x627, 1591428694415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858447 >underground ratgirl kingdom I wish people would stop spreading this lie. I've half a mind to call the order and tell them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:47:29 2021 No.33858486 File: 164 KB, 1151x1200, 1615867635447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858447 Good thing I've been well prepared to do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:47:56 2021 No.33858495 File: 2.66 MB, 2560x1934, 860bcfb1355b5241cbf472b65c525a6c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is your type of girl (or several)? Both personality and body wise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:48:05 2021 No.33858497 >>33858476 Why would I escape from a dryad? A dryad's tree provides everything I could want or need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:48:18 2021 No.33858501 Quick, I need a name for a Dire Manticore Delinquent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:49:02 2021 No.33858508 File: 339 KB, 1280x960, __nazrin_touhou_drawn_by_uraomote__7df8318dea4955d5d2defa5fecc372cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858486 She's a good mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:49:10 2021 No.33858511 >>33858484 >"Yes, yes, keep feeding them what they want to hear... the invasion will be soon" >Everything Black playing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:49:42 2021 No.33858521 >>33858501 Vicky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:49:52 2021 No.33858525 >>33858501 Alberta

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:50:17 2021 No.33858530 >>33858521 Short for anything, or just Vicky? >>33858525 But she's not Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:52:09 2021 No.33858554 File: 373 KB, 1000x800, nap_with_shinano_by_rdvain_de59k72.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:52:19 2021 No.33858556 >>33858521 icky vicky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:52:22 2021 No.33858557 >>33858530 Al'Kazith, the Jibbering Milker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:52:28 2021 No.33858559 im a boyslut for heckhounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:53:42 2021 No.33858571 >>33858495 Body wise? Either muscular or chubby/'milfish' personality wise? Either Motherly or laidback or mischievous

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:53:42 2021 No.33858572

>>33858495
>personality
I like having a variety, and have different ideal personalities for different species and roles in a harem.

>body type
Petite teenagers are the best, with small, but noticeable curves. Lolis are nice, too, and taller, "onee-san" types can be nice as well for certain species/roles.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:53:44 2021 No.33858574

>>33858501
I don't have a name but "The Devourer" sounds like a good street nickname for her.
>"I wouldn't mess with her, they call her 'The Devourer' on the streets. Nobody's ever heard from anyone stupid enough to tangle with her again, they say that she's eaten them like the Manticores of old!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:53:47 2021 No.33858575 >>33858495 military grade girl, who is shy about her body and is a bit dumb. bonus if she is a cc who says you wouldn't like an old lady like me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:54:11 2021 No.33858581 >>33858508 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a09qCVF-GgI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:54:17 2021 No.33858584 >>33858197 Fearsome Ice Queen battle mage!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:56:32 2021 No.33858611 >>33858501 She's more than a cumsock, greater than a cum bottle, hungrier than a cumdump. They call her the Cum Abyss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:56:36 2021 No.33858612 >>33858530 Short for Victoria, long for icky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:57:35 2021 No.33858621 >>33858612 Of course of course makes sense. >>33858574 I can use this to flesh out her background. >>33858611 How much of an abyss are we talkin? >>33858557 Manticore anon, not Shoggoth.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:57:57 2021 No.33858626

>>33858495
Body wise I like both small, thin, flat chested lolis and tall, well proportioned, hour glass adults. I tend to switch back and forth on which one I imagine my Night Gaunt waifu as. Besides that I generally only really like black hair, pale skin, and hime cuts. Personality wise I like quiet kuudere girls that are extremely possessive and yandere deep down. I also really like masochistic subs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:59:17 2021 No.33858642 File: 339 KB, 1280x1557, 88549576_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 13:59:36 2021 No.33858646 >>33858495 Gentle, feminine, delicate, and servile. Small, dainty, pale, and with thick pubes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:00:07 2021 No.33858655 >>33858501 >dire manticore Her name may be Karla, but she’s built more like a truck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:00:30 2021 No.33858661 >>33858621 >How much of an abyss are we talkin? She makes supervoids look teeming.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:01:56 2021 No.33858677
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>>33858495
>bod
modest curves, relatively fit and long ish hair
>personality
someone who i could have a normal conversation with and will give a damn, jfc i'm surrounded with crazy assholes who wouldn't give a damn if i keeled over infront of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:02:27 2021 No.33858682 >>33854217 bimbo jubjub wife, that's the dream,

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:03:05 2021 No.33858689
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>>33858495
I like way too many combinations:

>Royal/noble girls with hourglass bodies

>Shortstacks

>Tribal muscle/strongfat girls

>Gyaru girls with huge boobs and extroverted/slutty

>Ninja/kunoichi girls with bodies way too erotic for their line of work

I don't think I'm forgetting any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:03:28 2021 No.33858695 >>33858495 I like curvaceous short stacks, or flat lolis. Personality, I like tomboys. Particularly if they are into guns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:03:38 2021 No.33858697 >>33856162 yeah but can a wurm love me enough and make me happY?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:04:49 2021 No.33858712 >>33858689 I NEED THE STRONG FAT GIRLS, I NEED THEM, LIKE I NEED THE AIR TO BREATH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:05:51 2021 No.33858726 >>33858697 yes they can

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:06:52 2021 No.33858737 >>33858726 okay. i'll will one into existence for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:07:17 2021 No.33858739 >>33858350 As long as I get to snag a couple horc & porc wives out of it, I don't mind.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:08:23 2021 No.33858753

>>33858495
I like my cute waifu of smaller stature who loves me very much and relies on me. I like imagining scenarios of her earnestly trying to help me out with day to day tasks, using her monstrous traits to make up for her lack of strength and size. Most of all I like that she enjoys hugging close to me and just enjoying spending time with me. Also being soft and sort of squishy is a pretty big part of this too, I think that a little bit of chub can go a long way on smaller girls like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:10:40 2021 No.33858786 >>33858689 Ah yes, I forgot the evil/predatory girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:15:11 2021 No.33858824 File: 174 KB, 909x1400, __oga_san_elf_san_wa_yaserarenai_drawn_by_synecdoche__55bb5c5e9f130c79f0de8e486f426dfc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858712 Create more with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:15:38 2021 No.33858830 File: 2.91 MB, 1797x1250, O6N5cosj_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858495 big and strong, but also soft

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:21:36 2021 No.33858918 Working as a prison guard at a Maximum Security Monster Girl prison and getting reverse raped by the entire cell block! What types of monsters would you see, and what would their backgrounds be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:22:20 2021 No.33858924 >>33858824 yes I will

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:22:54 2021 No.33858933

>>33858495
>pious, charismatic, slightly tsundere, but ultimately hypersexual and heavily submissive; petite, with moderate breasts, hips and ass (for Heart Trumparts, Angels, Khepri, Houri, Ittan-momen, and Kitsune-tsuki/Slime Carrier/Roper priestesses and healers)
>eager, teasing, sisterly, and mildly submissive; slender, with slightly larger breasts, hips, and ass than the previous category (for Club Trumparts, Shogs, Automata, Golems, Succubi, and Kitsune-tsuki/Slime Carrier/Roper maids and knights)
>shy, awkward, curious, and slightly sexually dominant; loli with slight breasts and wide hips (for Diamond Trumparts, Ratas, Tengu, Sylphs, Witches/Familiars, Imps and Ghosts)
>confident, flirtatious, playful/competitive, and sexual switches; similar height to me, larger breasts and wider hips, toned body (for Spade Trumparts, Bicorns, Demons, Nurarihyon, Raiju, Tanuki, and Kitsune-tsuki/Slime Carrier/Roper mages, alchemists, and merchants, and nobility)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:24:36 2021 No.33858957 >>33858918 Serial hugger yetis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:24:56 2021 No.33858963 >>33858957 Truly only the most debased of criminals are held there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:27:10 2021 No.33858990 >>33858918 Monsters girls commit crimes only so they can be locked up with you.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:27:59 2021 No.33859002

>>33858918
Formerly human Order heroines undergoing monsterization from their imprisonment were transferred to this prison - both for the safety of those around them, and themselves. I knew going into this job what it would entail, and get Lesser Succubus cunt in my face regularly. The Slime Carrier wing tends to put on "demonstrations" for me most often, but the most aggressive are the girls who got monsterized in a raid on Wonderland. The prison doesn't even make a pretense of containing them - the healer-turned-Cheshire can't get enough of my body (and frankly, the feeling is mutual, but I keep up the act of being forced into it for her sake).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:29:08 2021 No.33859011 >>33859002 The chesire thing at the end really adds to it, she sounds like a sweetheart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:30:15 2021 No.33859027 LLLUU here, as I write this piece about the Dire Manticore I believe she's far too powerful at 8'6 and 380 pounds of muscle. I want her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:32:30 2021 No.33859054 File: 316 KB, 705x1000, fluid demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858378 I think if you want to summon a demon specifically you need to beatbox during the ritual. It seems like they are attracted to that.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:36:07 2021 No.33859097

>>33858957
>innocent guard anon is going through his first day on the job
>gets a little too close to the serial hugger Yeti
>he's latched onto instantly
>Thunderbird guard shocks her down
>even when the Yeti is unconscious from the lewd shock, she's still holding tightly onto anon who was also KO'd
>Minotaur guard still can't pry her off, so she just tosses them both back into the cell and calls management to reopen the job listing for a guard
>anon wakes up to find that he's gone from being a prison guard to a Yeti's body pillow
>at least they get released from prison when the warden realizes that the Yeti is only interested in hugging her new husband now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:39:32 2021 No.33859134 File: 820 KB, 2600x2000, monster - stalker bapho vz.58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:40:58 2021 No.33859154 >>33859134 Man I love the Vz.58 that Baphomet has great taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:42:40 2021 No.33859189 which monster girls you wouldn't expect to be /k/ autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:43:43 2021 No.33859208 >>33859189 Crow Tengu Hellhound Valkyrie's Man this reminds me of that Hellhound SWAT Officer Greentext

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:44:00 2021 No.33859214 >>33859054 If I summon the demon, what kind of contract would she want in exchange for helping me summon more members for our harem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:47:03 2021 No.33859269 >>33859189 Wonderlanders in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:47:03 2021 No.33859270 File: 192 KB, 1280x1080, b97f011cfcb762bb7fc118f039fbcc139849e893c7009e552d1c0ac3ec27bbee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:48:46 2021 No.33859302 >>33858495 >body Pear shaped lolis, I don't dislike well proportioned adult/hourglass bodies but pear is peak. >personality Undecided, there are many different ones that are good.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:49:19 2021 No.33859308

>>33859054
No sweetie, you can't go to work like that. I know you want to brag to your coworkers that you have an awesome husband who will bukkake you on command but you have to be professional. Don't give me that look, come on, lets get changed and throw that in the washer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:50:17 2021 No.33859325 File: 189 KB, 774x1032, 0e79Td8lK7k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:53:05 2021 No.33859360 >>33859054 >>33859308 I want a demon to make me bukkake her while a devil standing on her shoulders reverse bukkakes me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:55:50 2021 No.33859392 File: 49 KB, 680x603, 1614887620779-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Delivery for an... Mr.Anon?"

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:57:10 2021 No.33859413

>>33858495
>Athletic body that still has softness to it (note: not the same as strongfat). Enough breast and butt to squeeze and comfortably rest of after a training/breeding session, but not enough that it gets in the way of things.
>Quick wits that she uses to adapt to or solve problems, and keep her husband enthralled. Loves competitions and overcoming challenges. Enjoys noticeable rewards for her efforts, but understands that some of the best things come with constant work over a long period of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 14:57:18 2021 No.33859415 >>33859392 I asked for viagra, not this. How this gonna help?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:00:27 2021 No.33859466 >>33859392 This isn't a Ratatoskr in shibari!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:00:49 2021 No.33859472 >>33859392 Yep, that's me. Do you need me to sign anything?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:02:06 2021 No.33859491

>>33859392
>I knew it was a mistake helping out Mr. Hero
>He's a cool guy and all but I knew he would eventually come to rely on me again
>Every weekend me makes me babysit his kids
>I don't know how he manages to keep pumping them out
>I don't know why he sends them to me in a trashcan, I'm pretty sure it's just so they can jump out and hug me from under the lid
>"Hiya Mr. Anon! Mommy and Daddy said we get to stay with you this whole weekend! Can we play hide and seek?"
>"Only if you girls eat your greens at dinner tonight"
>Maybe this isn't so bad after all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:03:29 2021 No.33859515 File: 106 KB, 817x1200, ExFyPOLXEAkg3ON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:05:29 2021 No.33859543 >>33859491 Having a bunch of Lims call you uncle when they come to visit sounds really nice and comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:08:03 2021 No.33859578 File: 263 KB, 760x528, EtjW-f0XAAAAkkm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:08:40 2021 No.33859591 >>33859491 How often does the line between babysitting and prostitution blur in the MGE world?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:09:23 2021 No.33859597 Telling a Holstaur about my calcium deficiency!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:11:14 2021 No.33859627 File: 1.90 MB, 2836x4011, tlaloc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting drunk on maize beer with a tlaloque!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:11:46 2021 No.33859638 >>33859591 More like arranged marriage but yeah if you're single you don't really want to babysit any MG brats no matter how innocent they act

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:12:34 2021 No.33859651 >>33859515 Nice lich

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:12:52 2021 No.33859660 how would you deal with horny babysitters if you are a shota?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:12:57 2021 No.33859663 File: 639 KB, 959x1200, 4y4flbSs_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33859627 I'd rather drink Xocolatl with a true warrior

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:14:21 2021 No.33859680 >>33859597 Why would they care? Just take some supplements.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:14:22 2021 No.33859681 >>33859638 What if Ms. Bicorn asks me to sub in for her middle school class? She's getting her class used to me so she can use me for sex ed, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:14:40 2021 No.33859686 >>33859627 Going to hit on the biggest, baddest bat in the city.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:15:47 2021 No.33859698 >>33859663 Why is Oco so fucking delicious looking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:16:06 2021 No.33859700 >>33859591 If you are referring to monsters hiring an unmarried man as a babysitter for their kids it would be more a mail order husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:16:57 2021 No.33859710 >>33859698 ya got a bit of Spaniard blood in ya

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:17:58 2021 No.33859724 >>33859660 Punch to the ovaries, then leg it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:19:09 2021 No.33859731 File: 538 KB, 866x1400, 3d9da63f66e7795d0630ece23edb7622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33859698 You like brown warrior women with fluffy bits that want to conquer (You) in body and mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:20:26 2021 No.33859750 >>33859663 >>33859731 I will colonize these brown beauties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:20:38 2021 No.33859752 >>33859731 What if I want to try and conquer them, make a harem out of a thick Ocomom and her daughters as we struggle for dominance every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:21:03 2021 No.33859756 >>33859660 What mamono would shotafy a man so she could be his perpetual teenage "babysitter"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:21:50 2021 No.33859766 >>33859756 Your momster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:22:35 2021 No.33859775 wurm momster are momster, chamge me mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:23:22 2021 No.33859783 >>33859766 Not into incestshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:23:53 2021 No.33859789 >>33859775 *bezt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:23:55 2021 No.33859791 >>33859783 Then don't respond to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:27:28 2021 No.33859836 >>33859750 >Anon said before being dragged off to the temple to be "sacrificed" before a cheering crowd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:28:28 2021 No.33859852 >>33859783 >incest with your actual mom >in a setting where she would only be interested in your father's mana CC adoptive momsters are not blood related, so they can be impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:28:39 2021 No.33859856 >>33859783 >incestshit >momster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:29:42 2021 No.33859868 >>33859783 If she was your real mother she would love your father only, tard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:29:52 2021 No.33859872 >>33859852 >>33859856 Not even adoptive incest.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:32:41 2021 No.33859917

>>33859852
>>33859856
>>33859868
He obviously went back in time to impregnate his momster with himself so that it would be BR incest, and she could lover her husband and son at the same time. Well, not at the same time, temporally speaking, but you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:35:02 2021 No.33859944 >>33859917 >This is actually how MG version of Terminator's plot goes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:38:08 2021 No.33859989 >>33859543 It sounds comfy but incredibly nerve wracking at the same time. You never know when one of the Lims is going to go home after one weekend and gush to mommy and daddy how cool uncle anon is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:38:45 2021 No.33859996 File: 77 KB, 680x680, 1585491932494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Yan wife found the female knight folder Knew I should have hidden it better

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:39:01 2021 No.33859999 [SPOILER]

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Congratulation on your new marriage. As the newlywed husband, your duties include
>Cuddling
>Providing her with daughters
>Helping around the home
>Providing her with daughters
>Helping her clean her monster bits
>Assisting her in tearing down the pathetic empire of the false monarch of a nearby kingdom
>Providing her with daughters

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:40:01 2021 No.33860013 I want to be emotionally abused and gaslit by a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:41:22 2021 No.33860035 File: 124 KB, 1063x1000, 92044423_506159403595884_8433387878783909888_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:43:11 2021 No.33860051 >>33860013 Gimme an example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:43:56 2021 No.33860058 >>33860035 She's in a nun habit but that's the body of a fertility goddess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:46:23 2021 No.33860092 >>33860058 it's how you identify the mother superior

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:46:43 2021 No.33860094 File: 474 KB, 577x724, fBdZamsA_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33859999 I would do anything for the true ruler of the desert!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:47:29 2021 No.33860100 File: 211 KB, 803x789, Druella8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >medium has a clear porn setting, where everywhere is sex and rape >always search for the pure romance bits This always happens to me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:47:49 2021 No.33860104 File: 158 KB, 800x1211, EwxG4frUcAEUYEK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:48:14 2021 No.33860113 >>33860094 I would do anything to claim my Khepri harem and help rebuild the holy kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:49:01 2021 No.33860123 >>33859999 Well quads makes it true but how am I going to break the news to her that I'm already happily married? Does she take a raincheck on something like this? I probably have a few friends that would like to get freaky with the grape snake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:49:32 2021 No.33860134 >>33859999 No snakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:49:44 2021 No.33860138 >>33859999 Can I also provide the daughters with daughters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:52:06 2021 No.33860168 >>33857798 Imagine spiders doing the can-can

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:52:30 2021 No.33860174 File: 114 KB, 853x1060, rmc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33860100 iktf brotha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 15:56:23 2021 No.33860228 File: 225 KB, 1176x1057, 1507736485508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33860100 Anon is truly the most depraved of perverts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:01:56 2021 No.33860285 >>33860051 I don't have any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:02:40 2021 No.33860293 >>33860100 Me too, except I get depressed afterward when I remember I'll never get to experience anything like that myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:03:47 2021 No.33860305 >>33859027 At that size, her tail is probably big enough to swallow a guy up to his waist. Imagine holding on for dear life as your entire crotch is accosted by those little tentacles she has in there while she teases your exposed torso.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:04:48 2021 No.33860319 >>33860100 What besides MGE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:05:41 2021 No.33860328 File: 3.56 MB, 3955x5557, f5e5697c4fb280e45421b2500d386241-compressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't a gyaru

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:07:19 2021 No.33860355 >>33860328 Meant for reverse enjo kosai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:07:56 2021 No.33860364 >>33860328 They wouldn't a me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:08:48 2021 No.33860372 >>33860285 How do you know you want it if you can't imagine how it would go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:08:59 2021 No.33860377 >>33860355 >reverse enjo kosai. Interesting concept, elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:09:02 2021 No.33860378 >>33857990 I did drink a lot of milk. Still do. Yes, I would like to try Ushi-Oni milk. I love mountains, my mother's side of the family lives next to one. And Ushi-Oni is definitely not a monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:10:43 2021 No.33860399 File: 402 KB, 1444x1600, 1596635071158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33858427 So the mino just mogs the jinko without even trying? What happens when a mino trains? How big can she get?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:12:02 2021 No.33860411

>>33860100
I personally like the unhinged sexuality and debauchery of MGE, and that's part of the reason why it's one of my favorite fictional worlds to fantasize about. It's absolute escapism - the idea of perfectly devoted sex slaves, transcending normal human limits purely through lust, of a harem of girls whose idea of love is genuinely satisfying my sexual desires and having their sexual desires satisfied by me or by my command, the idea of building a kingdom through our growing power and eventual growing family, and of capturing and corrupting would-be heroines into playthings for my wives and I.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:13:17 2021 No.33860424 >>33858427 Now you're just making me imagine the seething Vegeta and Goku relationship between Jinko and Minotaurs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:22:40 2021 No.33860529 >>33860399 Remember the cyberdemons in Doom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:23:51 2021 No.33860547 >>33860328 I would and you couldn't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:24:03 2021 No.33860549 >>33859638 >monstergirl asks you to babysit her daughter who clearly has a thing for you Really hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:24:47 2021 No.33860565 >>33860319 My favorite is that kuroinu doujin. You know you are a lost cause when you try to romance even in CoC2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:25:07 2021 No.33860570 File: 2.99 MB, 358x700, 1615493897206.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33860399 Big girl, big love

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:25:51 2021 No.33860583 >>33860529 Oh my. She'd be very big. Yes. How would I convince my big mino to become bigger? She's slightly less lazy than the usual mino.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:26:16 2021 No.33860590 >>33858325 How would ryus clean their reverse scales without temporarily turning themselves into the equivalent of a jubjub

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:26:36 2021 No.33860592 >>33860570 I agree and don't worry by tonight, there will be cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:28:29 2021 No.33860618 >>33860590 Plot twist: that's the real reason they don't like it when people watch them bathe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:32:05 2021 No.33860662 File: 326 KB, 2048x1229, ExG8z2DVoAEE4Ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:35:30 2021 No.33860712 >>33860583 If she likes eating, then tell her if she bulks up, she can eat more and not get fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:39:23 2021 No.33860756 >>33860590 It's how you can't really tickle yourself.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:40:05 2021 No.33860762

>>33860549
>one weekend her mom sends her over alone
>apparently her sister are all with friends while mom and dad go out
>she's heart pupiling you as she mentions that her mom gave her money to order some pizza and she's already called it in
>tfw she ordered it in from sabbath pizza
>there's a little note inside the pizza box indicating which side of the pizza is for mr. onii chan

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:40:25 2021 No.33860767

>>33860377
Getting compensated for going out on "dates" with a gyaru monstergirl, despite the fact you're older and probably have a full-time job. Expect to receive "gifts" in the form of an alcohol of your choice (assuming she can buy it, she is in high school after all), or maybe she'll buy you a coffee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:40:47 2021 No.33860770 >>33860712 >Every hour you work out, I cook you 2 pounds of steak You reckon that'll do the trick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:41:20 2021 No.33860778 >>33860372 I'm not very creative, okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:43:50 2021 No.33860807 >>33860770 add in something sweet as well cause all girls love sweets and you are golden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:45:01 2021 No.33860827 >>33860807 Momma always told me I make good profiteroles. Probably because I make them very big. You think she might like that? Or is that not sweet enough? I like to make baklava too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:45:10 2021 No.33860830 >>33860767 What about those oddly curvy, mature looking high school students who keep insisting they're all 17?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:46:47 2021 No.33860849 >>33860830 Some girls mature at different rates, you shouldn't judge. Also don't look at their ID, that's rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:47:03 2021 No.33860855 >>33859700 Made me think of something I found funny >Anon I need you to babysit my daughter, here's her address and the key to her apartment >Yeah sure I can- wait her... Apartment, how old is she? >Thirty seven. You two have a good night

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:47:46 2021 No.33860868 >>33860762 spiking someone's food is illegal! I'm gonna report that to her parents

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:47:50 2021 No.33860869 >>33860849 But why are their school uniforms so retro looking? And their slang is all old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:48:13 2021 No.33860875 File: 763 KB, 1341x1000, 59490993cb758ad05baba231c364bfb8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monstergirl HS sounds very scary. Doesn't matter if you're a teacher or another student you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:49:14 2021 No.33860886 >>33860827 good enough, give her that at the end of the week as a reward, as to not offset her gains, but to encourage to her to keep going

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:49:30 2021 No.33860891 >>33860868 we can't know if she's spiked it if we haven't tried it yet, and it's not very nice to tattle on your wife to her mom if that is the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:50:03 2021 No.33860897 >>33860875 I bet I could make it through monstergirl highschool with my virginity intact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:50:32 2021 No.33860905 >>33860855 >baby sit >as it she's going to sit on you and make a baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:50:32 2021 No.33860906 >>33860875 the only way not to get fucked is not to go to school

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:50:45 2021 No.33860908 >>33860869 Don't question it, anon. A gyaru's a gyaru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:51:09 2021 No.33860913 >>33860897 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:53:16 2021 No.33860937 >>33860906 >homeschooled >spending the whole day with your momster What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:53:16 2021 No.33860938 >>33860662 Is she performing for her fans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:53:20 2021 No.33860939 >>33860897 I could accomplish this just by being myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:53:52 2021 No.33860945 >>33860875 You can feint being dense and usually get away from monster's advances

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:55:33 2021 No.33860964 >>33860945 I can assure you, many anons here are not feigning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:55:39 2021 No.33860966 >>33860891 My wife? You seem to be mistaken. I'm just babysitting!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:55:49 2021 No.33860968 >>33860945 That's the worst strategy. You'll get a whole group of monsters trying to be the one to get you first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:56:41 2021 No.33860979 File: 654 KB, 768x1024, ezgif.com-webp-to-png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33859651 >lich

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:57:09 2021 No.33860988
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>Be best friend of the hero
>Despite your better judgement, join him on his quest
>Know how this quest is gonna end, odds are he's gonna end up in bed with her
>Keeping in line with the last twenty or so heroes dispatched on these quests.
>Still, he has stuck with you through thick and thin, so you should return the favor.
>Know when he ends up defeated, you are probably gonna get handed off to one of the lilim's lieutenants.
>At least she is guaranteed to be cute because monster, and powerful enough to be the lieutenant of a lilim.
>Probably.
>Maybe a dragon or a demon or something.
>So the quest begins, and predictably, nearly every monster you come across tries to jump the hero instead of his friend.
>You got some lecherous looks, sure, but when it came down to effort, it was all on him.
>You're still not sure how you feel about getting passed on by monsters of all things so they could try and get into your pal's pants.
>Seriouisly, those kunoichi who stole half your gear could have dragged you away then and there if they didn't wake you up trying to haul his ass off given how he sleeps like a log.
>At least you made friends with the party members you picked up on the way, even though they also had at least one monster try to take a pass at them.
>Hell, even the Demon that plagued you the last few weeks, who introduced herself as the second-in-command of the lilim, had eyes only for the hero
>At this point you are convinced that the lilim is going to have to assign you a wife once this is all said and done since none of the monsters seem to want you.
>Fast forward to the battle with the lilim
>It went about as well as you expected
>The rest of the party were picked off by the monsters in the castle
>This left just you and the hero facing the lilim after unlocking the doors to her throne room
>You were still trying to figure out the physics of the web trap that snagged John as you inserted the last key
>And now both of you are on your last legs while the lilim seems as composed as when you first walked into the throne room
>You can't stand anymore, and he is about to collapse, but he has interposed himself between you and the lilim to protect you.
>And now she is giving her speech about how you are doomed and how she will be merciful if you surrender now, bla bla bla
>Obviously she is talking to the hero, and you find your eyes wandering as they go through their banter since, as a hero, your friend would never submit willingly.
>He is in for the riding of his life after this, probably after you get introduced to your new wife, or maybe during.
>That's when you see it
>Tucked away in the corner, you see a daki
>Wow, so she really has one. Hilarious.
>Wait
>Why does it have a picture of you on it?
>Why is your old weapon leaning against the throne? The same one the kunoichi stole?
>...So that's where your underwear went after they stole it.
>So the rumors about that kinda stuff is true, who knew?
>Your attention snaps back and you catch the tail end of the dialogue between lilim and hero.
>"Since you won't surrender him willingly, I will TAKE him."
>One blast of magic later, hero was sent hurtling out of the room.
>Lilim waves her hand, and the doors slam shut behind him, and another set of magical chains snake across the door.
>Bitch, it took you hours to find the keys for the first set.
>As you lay there, the lilim leans down and whispers into your ear.
>"Don't worry about your friends, they are all happily married by now. And the hero is probably getting acquainted with the Demon now.
>"Oh, and because of the defiance and disrespect you two have shown me, you won't walk straight for at least a month after I'm done with you."
>As you are dragged off to the bedroom, you hear the lilim talking excitedly about how she doesn't need "that old pillow" anymore now that you're here.
>As she was following through on her threat about walking, you realize that this explains why none of the other monsters ever did more than look in your direction.
>Funny how these things work out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 16:57:18 2021 No.33860990 >>33860908 I mean being surrounded by gyaru cakes is my idea of heaven

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:01:18 2021 No.33861040 File: 1.19 MB, 1261x877, 60173468_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33860328 Nope I wouldn't. Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:01:37 2021 No.33861046 Do you think your wife has a daki of you?:

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:02:46 2021 No.33861068

>>33859591
>looking to earn some extra cash in MGC
>find a relatively normal looking ad for a babysitter
>the house is almost a mansion
>when I ring the doorbell it opens right away
>on the other side are not the parents as I expected, but my little charge
>an adorable baphomet dressed in an outrageously frilly pajama
>"a-ah, my parents left just now onii-chan, they were in a rush! it's just you an m-me"
>she blushes adorably and motions for me to come inside
>before I can come in a kikimora fussing with her coat comes into the entrance
>"My work is finished, lady Shirokuto. I will leave before your date arri-"
>only then she notices me, before turning to the baphomet with horror in her eyes
>the little white goat blushes even harder and starts to tear up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:06:39 2021 No.33861133 >>33848571 I like the Lightwarden one better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:06:55 2021 No.33861136 what would monsters consider as "look at him, he dressed like a slut"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:08:07 2021 No.33861149 >>33860767 Sign me the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:08:22 2021 No.33861153 >>33850925 i would play this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:08:51 2021 No.33861159 >>33860868 It's probably not even spiked, just topped with normal ingredients that just all coincidentally happen to be stuff believed to enhance male sexual performance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:09:29 2021 No.33861166 >>33851336 Learn her language of course. She heckin cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:09:41 2021 No.33861167 >>33861136 Business casual

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:10:09 2021 No.33861174 >>33860988 It is nice for a change. Typically being the hero/protagonists friend has you end up as either the comic relief or a traitor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:11:23 2021 No.33861189 >>33851336 Enjoy my new life as her NEET husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:12:07 2021 No.33861201 >>33854708 I mean I would by kinda scared if I woke up to that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:13:37 2021 No.33861212 >>33857445 That cat gonna get punished by her mom when she gets home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:16:22 2021 No.33861236 >>33860988 What'd she do to me in bed if I won't be able to walk for the next 30 days

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:16:59 2021 No.33861241 File: 179 KB, 1200x1200, 92016873_506159466929211_2177542466247327744_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:17:57 2021 No.33861251 >>33861241 This got posted only hours ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:18:25 2021 No.33861260 >>33861236 Ensuring you won't be able to walk for another 30 days after that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:23:47 2021 No.33861307 File: 296 KB, 1800x1250, 1593754364864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33860990 Patrician tastes. You are my brother anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:25:00 2021 No.33861320 Help me, my wurmy doesn't let me go after we watched the first Tremors movie, I can't do anything If I stuck in her soft and warm embrace

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:25:21 2021 No.33861327 >>33861236 Oh, y'know... monster stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:28:12 2021 No.33861359 >>33860988 That was really cute, well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:28:43 2021 No.33861365 >>33861320 watch Jacob's Ladder with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:29:14 2021 No.33861373 >>33860966 yeah she's just not your wife yet, she will be after she drugs you though, so congrats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:30:06 2021 No.33861385 >>33861365 I am all coiled up but I'll try

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:32:19 2021 No.33861405 >>33860618 That's actually really clever. I wonder if it was intentional on KCs part

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:35:51 2021 No.33861447 >>33861405 >If a man should touch this scale, the ryu will be overwhelmed by a rush of pleasure so intense that it’ll almost cause them to lose all sense of rationality and self-control. I'm pretty sure it only works if her husband does it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:36:34 2021 No.33861455 >>33860988 We'll see how smug she is when, during those 30 days in bed, you manage to find her diary and read the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:37:11 2021 No.33861468 >>33861320 Did it give her a fear of heights and mustached men?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:38:44 2021 No.33861491 >>33861468 how did you know, are you able to read my thoughts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:38:55 2021 No.33861493 >>33861447 Husband or seconds-from-becoming-their-husband does it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:40:59 2021 No.33861516 >>33861455 bold of you to assume that she can't just summon magical bindings to restrain you to the bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:47:52 2021 No.33861604 Who's ready for magus anon's finale boys? Im ready so mage anon get his ass jumped by bitchryu.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:52:24 2021 No.33861658

>>33861174
>the actor playing the hero's friend thinks he must be the comic relief because he's an incompetent klutz with really bad luck
>the character is actually the moe boy popular with the monster audience that thinks his clumsiness is cute and finds bad things happening to him heartwrenching

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:53:02 2021 No.33861669 >>33861604 Same. I'm hoping to get some "MERE SNAKE" action

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:58:06 2021 No.33861726 >>33861669 >MERE SNAKE Anon will marry a shirohebi who got fired for not being bitchy enough?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 17:59:19 2021 No.33861738 >>33861491 I just love those movies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:00:23 2021 No.33861747 >>33861738 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:04:19 2021 No.33861788 >>33861516 It's the fate of all Lilims to have their diaries read at some point, better get it out of the way now before the really embarrassing newlywed stuff is in there too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:05:34 2021 No.33861806 >>33860875 Uhh... why is one of your fingers wiggly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:06:38 2021 No.33861826 >>33860875 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:10:58 2021 No.33861887 what is some good dialogue for when your wife notices you're looking at her ass while reaching for something

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:12:48 2021 No.33861912

>>33861788
Bold of you to assume there's only 1 diary, likely at least 5 at this point.
>be lim
>super powerful commander of an extremist army
>subordinates just not quite your level but still ridiculous
>their power alone takes care of most stuff so you get lots of free time after planning and commanding
>had your subordinates tracking anon
>had to fire a couple of the kunoichi on the recon squad because they wrote little hearts on their reports, those skanks
>eventually get the airborne harpy corps to bring an observer eye to follow him around
>watching every candid moment on your 4k RGBY crystal ball display
>furiously taking notes in your dairy while taking breaks to grind on your pillow you had the lienen sidhe cartographer draw up
>it's time he's made it
>sweep away the garbage hero, time for lovey dovey with anon
>princess carrying him to the bedroom just like your wildest fantasy
>tfw you left your diaries on the bed
>tfw one of them is open to the page with a bunch of different cursive writings of your names sharing the same last name with little hearts
>trying to remember that time big sis druella was talking about how you can fuck the memories away if you go at it hard enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:13:23 2021 No.33861917 >>33860897 >>33860939 Wonder if monsters would take bets on whether or not they can un-retard anons with their pussies before graduation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:13:29 2021 No.33861918 What happens when your Manticore onee-chan, who until this point was content to simply watch over you and ensure no women with bad intentions hung around you, finds your incest porn that you intentionally left out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:14:37 2021 No.33861939 >>33861912 >big sis druella was talking about how you can fuck the memories away if you go at it hard enough I bet Druella lied and it only cements the memory even more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:14:50 2021 No.33861942 >>33861918 she'll be glad you aren't going to go after any hussies but now needs to focus her attention on how to get over her raging autism and find a way to bring it up to you that she wants to start a possibly (definitely) sexual relationship

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:17:18 2021 No.33861969

>>33861918
>shitposting on /hbg/
>bedroom door slams open
>twenty Manticore spines go directly into your back
>big dripping tail pussy creeps up directly next to your face
>by the time you calm down from the Venom next week, Manticore sister is dripping cum from all four holes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:21:47 2021 No.33862016 >>33861917 Do I get the money if they all fail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:23:11 2021 No.33862037 File: 589 KB, 1600x1281, ssksksks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moosnooze

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:24:37 2021 No.33862054 >>33862016 You can't graduate without losing your virginity, the bets are a formality, there is never any trading of money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:25:39 2021 No.33862067 >>33862037 >letting me be the big spoon how generous, she didn't have to do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:26:12 2021 No.33862072 >>33862037 Based Axem, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:26:19 2021 No.33862073 what would it be like to have a wurm onee-chan, I bet it would fun

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:27:35 2021 No.33862081
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MGE City, most common Tanoogle searches

>Can Ushi-Oni hump you through a hardwood floor?
>Where is the nearest designated rape alley / street?
>Where to find dragon?
>Video of man calling Ryu a Wurm
>If a put a fan behind a Glacies will she air condition house?
>Medicine for bruised pelvis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:29:28 2021 No.33862101 >>33862081 ya forgot one, Where is hubby?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:30:04 2021 No.33862108 >>33861604 I'm pumped as fuck One last Hurrah for team Voso If she wins good If she doesn't anon was a cunt anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:30:50 2021 No.33862115 >>33862081 What are some of the more niche searches? I remember seeing someone write about a Greenworm searching "is fridge lock legal" and that gave me a chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:33:40 2021 No.33862152 >>33861969 >Computer setup with your back to the door You deserved it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:35:06 2021 No.33862165 >>33862037 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:35:09 2021 No.33862166 >>33862152 Little does she know I was shitposting on /hbg/ about how my Manticore sister was coming to rape me. I wanted it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:35:49 2021 No.33862173 >>33862037 >ywn be the jetpack for your giant wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:37:56 2021 No.33862188 >>33862173 Is that where you sit on her back and fart continuously for several minutes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:38:12 2021 No.33862192 I believe in MINO supremacy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:38:47 2021 No.33862196 How to get wurm mating ball going, I have a grill and some meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:40:18 2021 No.33862213 File: 2.27 MB, 2048x1293, decked out wurmy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33862192 good but I believe in wurm sumpreacy, they are the bestest girls a man can have as their wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:44:02 2021 No.33862253 >>33862213 >the definitive best choice not sure about that but they are very good as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:44:04 2021 No.33862254 >>33861604 I just want anon to be raped so hard that he becomes a mere ahegaoing human holding up double peace signs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:46:37 2021 No.33862285 >>33862254 I want this, NO I NEED IT TO HAPPEN TO ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:51:25 2021 No.33862327 File: 215 KB, 1125x1200, 1598830642237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33861136 >If you aren't 'asking for it' why are you naked? >How did you get into my shower?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:53:59 2021 No.33862357 >>33861912 my soul

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:54:24 2021 No.33862361 >>33862188 No, it's just being the big spoon for a big girl and making rocket noises when she falls asleep.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:55:49 2021 No.33862373

>>33862327
>anon's taking a shower
>gets his hair wet
>sees that he forgot to grab a new bottle of shampoo
>curses a little bit under his breath
>Kunoichi hand reaches past the curtain with a fresh bottle
>"oh thanks- WHAT THE FUCK?!"
true ninjas strike when their target is most vulnerable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:56:33 2021 No.33862376 File: 929 KB, 900x1200, 1587804480019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33862016 No you get the same thing as what they would have gotten if they'd won. Babies, oh look at that they got it anyway what a surprise

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:57:44 2021 No.33862390 >>33862037 Your love for minos and trolls sustains me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:57:48 2021 No.33862393 >>33862373 I'd judo her ass right into the shower with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 18:58:14 2021 No.33862400 >>33862285 Fastest way is to find a raiju and ask her to blast you with maximum charge

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:00:01 2021 No.33862421

>>33862373
>anon's taking a shit
>looks to the side
>sees that he forgot to grab a new roll of toilet paper
>curses a little bit under his breath
>Kunoichi hand reaches through the bathroom window with a fresh roll
>"oh thanks- WHAT THE FUCK?!"
true ninjas strike when their target is most vulnerable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:00:16 2021 No.33862427 >>33862400 how do I lure raijuus then, I want to end up mindbroken from the pleasure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:00:40 2021 No.33862435 >>33862373 Thought he was going to grab her tit and fluster her out of the kill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:01:41 2021 No.33862447 >>33862376 With all of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:03:29 2021 No.33862471 >>33862447 I originally assumed it was different monsters going after different anons but if it's multiple going after one guy then yeah. Guess it would out like that either way

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:04:19 2021 No.33862486
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>>33857688
>Spirit energy disperses after ejaculation, monsters can't save cum to feed on it.

Actually they can preserve it, it just doesn't taste very good due to the specific taste of the man being removed as part of the preservation process.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:08:26 2021 No.33862536 >>33862435 Kunoichi tits are for molesting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:11:26 2021 No.33862567 >>33862536 >Her 'assassination' is covering herself in soap and wash molesting anon in the shower

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:12:49 2021 No.33862581 >>33861447 That or it's sort of like how you can't really tickle yourself much even if you're really ticklish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:13:50 2021 No.33862597 >>33862567 I feel like Kunoichi are weak to thigh fucks in the shower

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:14:04 2021 No.33862601 >>33862421 >anon's jerking off >tears up at “tfw no ninja gf” >Kunoichi appears bent over in front of him in a puff of smoke >"oh thanks- WHAT THE FUCK?!" true ninjas strike when their target is most vulnerable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:15:20 2021 No.33862621 >>33862213 Armor seems a bit superfluous for a wurm, but maybe it's just for style points.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:15:30 2021 No.33862626 >>33862597 I suspect that anons are weak to giving thigh fucks in the shower

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:16:42 2021 No.33862647 >>33862626 Kunoichi hands typed this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:19:25 2021 No.33862682 Just an idea popped up in my head Kunoichi wurm >best for targets on land >digs under target and pulls them into the hole >will never be detected until it is too late >hard to stop >only sent in as a last resort

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:24:10 2021 No.33862734 what if your mg smelled like a bacon cheeseburger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:24:48 2021 No.33862748 >>33862682 >Most wurms dig obvious tunnels and cause a lot of destruction when attacking. Not the kunoichi wurm, they have mastered elemental earth magic and can slip through the earth they are moving through as if it were water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:27:09 2021 No.33862778 >>33862734 lets see if their cum tastes like it, then

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:28:05 2021 No.33862786 >>33862621 It's all for show. If a wurm really wanted to fight she wouldn't do it in that form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IqgD2Cp2Bo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:31:01 2021 No.33862815 >>33849931 why is Kyon-Kun with an Ushi Oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:32:30 2021 No.33862831 File: 1.46 MB, 3000x9000, MGE_dakimakura_com_sideA2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:33:17 2021 No.33862838 >>33862601 >Anon goes to bed >Is sad he only has his daki to cuddle with >Wake up hugging (and inside) a kunoichi >"oh thanks- WHAT THE FUCK?!" true ninjas strike when their target is most vulnerable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:33:58 2021 No.33862844 >>33862815 Haruhi transformed into one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:33:59 2021 No.33862846 File: 1.26 MB, 3000x9000, MGE_dakimakura_com_sideB2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33862831

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:34:18 2021 No.33862849 >>33862831 How do you get a shirohebi to agree to that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:35:46 2021 No.33862868 >>33862846 Nice clams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:36:07 2021 No.33862871 >>33862152 >stimulating you feline sister's predator instincts every time she walks into your room Sound like a good plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:36:14 2021 No.33862873 >>33862849 That's her childhood friend. They've called a truce on the war over anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:36:19 2021 No.33862874 File: 525 KB, 1000x954, Ryuu mge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, how does one get close to a Ryu without being raped by a yandere noodle first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:36:29 2021 No.33862876 >>33862373 Wonder what would happen if you opened up a porn tab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:37:38 2021 No.33862886 >>33862874 grab a friend and throw him to the snakes anon, it's survival of the fittest out here

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:38:24 2021 No.33862899

>>33858495
Not limited to just an individual. Just preferred in general:
>Personality
Patient, kind, sultry, tomboyish, supportive, flirtatious, a taste for romance
>Physical traits
Curvaceous (ample bust, huggable hips); Slender (ample to near-flat, lean build); legs to die for (especially if they're built for locking), either long hair (wavy or in pigtails) or somewhat short (with enough length for the peek-a-bang look)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:39:56 2021 No.33862917 File: 193 KB, 800x800, Ew8_HRFVgAkTc1h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heaving heavenly healers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:40:37 2021 No.33862924 >>33862876 >anon watching Kunoichi porn >getting ready to jerk off >damn all out of lube >Kunoichi appears deep throating him > "Oh thanks - WHAT THE FUCK??" true ninjas strike when their target is most vulnerable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:41:13 2021 No.33862929 how does you eat the cake of your monster girl wife, I always start with a prayer for the fact that I can eat my wurmy's ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:42:01 2021 No.33862939 >>33862917 Honkers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:42:20 2021 No.33862946 >>33862849 If there's one monster a shirohebi may be willing to not be competitive with as a wife it'd be her lady ryu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:43:07 2021 No.33862954 >>33862946 My plan's going for twins or triplet shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:43:26 2021 No.33862958 >>33862929 I don't know where her ass is desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:43:48 2021 No.33862961 >>33862874 A bigger obstacle might be the other men who seek to become the husband of a god. Presumably there would be ways to try to prove your sincerity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:50:23 2021 No.33863032 >>33862874 Apparently they're a lot more common in Dragonia than they are in Zipangu. I don't know how that works but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 19:54:48 2021 No.33863089 >>33863032 They're a lot more breeding focused over there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:06:00 2021 No.33863260 File: 199 KB, 939x1200, fSnYdhN2_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33862037 Now imagine sleeping with two or more cows. Supreme paradise right there I desperately wanna be smothered by cows right now

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:07:40 2021 No.33863288
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>>33863032
Just to clarify, to my knowledge it doesn't say ryu are more common there compared to how many ryu live in all of Zipangu. Rather, there are simply a lot of ryu that live in a relatively small area there compared to how vast Zipangu is. And since the ryu there are not treated as gods, they are easier to make contact with.

Most all of them are descended from one ryu named Long Quan. To quote:

>When the top of the aristocratic class fled from Dragonia, these lands were scorched by fire and the land, giving off heat, which distorted the vision of dragons, was transformed into the "eastern desert". This painful scar remained even when dragons and humans restored the country together. Ryu alone, who arrived from Zipangu at that time, caused rain, which moistened the earth and created a water source of incredible strength. She quickly turned this area into hot spring lands where the Long Quan Town was founded to heal the powers of dragons and humans. After she healed dragons and humans, they began to call her "Lady Long Quan." She later fell in love with a human man and gave birth to many daughters. In other words, the Ryu in this town are descendants of Lady Long Kuan. They inherited the affection of Lady Long Quan and are “ideal hosteses” Ryu's and try to “wrap” their men with warmth, as in hot springs. When a lonely man stops at their hotel with a bruise, they will spend all their strength to heal his body.

>Like the Wurms, Ryu are the calmest dragons in Dragonia, but do not forget that they are still dragons. No matter how gentle you are, Ryu has the pride of a "water goddess" in her heart. These girls are rarely angry, but if you see them taking a bath, it will piss them off. To see them washing their skin is equivalent to insulting their pride as a "water goddess" and they can forgive this only their chosen one. If something goes wrong and a men encounters them when they take a bath, Ryu will be furious. And only if it is their dear husband or virgin men, this rage will turn into a passion that Ryu will satisfy to the complete exhaustion of her beloved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:09:48 2021 No.33863318 >>33863260 Don't forget the complimentary sheep daki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:10:35 2021 No.33863332 >>33863260 his art looks like it is improving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:15:02 2021 No.33863396 File: 107 KB, 1280x778, Ych011_puuurfect_mieko_and_sera_by_jackieeisendrache_dcw4iyy-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:16:40 2021 No.33863420 >>33862844 seems legit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:19:18 2021 No.33863458 >>33860378 >And Ushi-Oni is definitely not a monster. Of course not, she's my wife!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:20:06 2021 No.33863469 File: 103 KB, 500x500, 81136991.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33862844 >Ushi-Oni with reality-bending powers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:23:31 2021 No.33863520 >>33863288 >Ryu relaxing on hot spring. >Gets thirsty for some sake. >Oh, dear fresh out of booze. >Anon appears with bottle. >"Oh, thanks- WHAT THE FUCK!?" True Anons strike when their target is most vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:26:42 2021 No.33863561 >>33863396 Shark beach bully not so tough once out of the water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:27:13 2021 No.33863567 >>33848389 wow, I didn't know we had a monstergirl general

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:29:18 2021 No.33863595 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, Singingwaifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is she singing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:30:15 2021 No.33863610 File: 1.40 MB, 1754x1240, 81871430_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:30:57 2021 No.33863623 >>33863595 https://youtu.be/eGslweDOihs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:31:32 2021 No.33863631 File: 760 KB, 500x500, 1576706075433.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33863595 https://youtu.be/-wX1Vo7A6i0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:32:34 2021 No.33863650 >>33863288 Now I gotta know what happens when blind anon stumbles in on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:36:12 2021 No.33863700 File: 453 KB, 599x732, 1517792126664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33863595 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLjKOdhTaI&ab_channel=BreakingBenjamin-Topic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:41:37 2021 No.33863780 >>33863650 Well he would not have "seen" them so she could probably forgive it. What I wonder is just what the punishment is if the man who sees them is not their husband or a man they want to make their husband?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:43:17 2021 No.33863807 >>33863595 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:45:48 2021 No.33863846 >>33863700 God that takes me back. I remember getting into Breaking Benjamin because of Halo 2. Though I heard that particular song for the first time in a trailer for the Xbox port of Tron 2.0: Killer App https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBMVIKz6ViQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:48:29 2021 No.33863898 >>33863595 https://youtu.be/8TfTHxqxnx4 Much more fitting for a lounge singer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:48:54 2021 No.33863903 File: 647 KB, 1400x1083, 88627831_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:51:31 2021 No.33863936 >>33863903 Cute Centaur wife with PTSD!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:51:47 2021 No.33863938 I want to have a big musclewall jinko sit on my lap and pet her like she's a housecat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:54:53 2021 No.33863970 Anna-Marie is coming nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:57:00 2021 No.33863996 >>33860988 Ending ruined it for us sufferingbros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 20:57:04 2021 No.33863998 File: 289 KB, 750x825, 1565658096039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Blob but it's a slime girl and instead of killing you it jacks you off and takes your seed. If she likes you enough, she will keep you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:00:18 2021 No.33864041 >>33853323 The one time I dreamt of my waifu and could easily recall it later, I was scared for my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:01:32 2021 No.33864059 >>33864041 Who is your wife anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:01:55 2021 No.33864063 >>33863938 Your legs are going to get crushed by her weight if you do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:02:44 2021 No.33864075 >>33860988 Why did Ms. Lim not just snatch anon when he's just beginning his quest? Lilims are such lazy creatures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:03:08 2021 No.33864080 >>33863650 She gets mad at the seeing eye kobold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:03:52 2021 No.33864089 >>33864063 A small price to pay for a happy kitty!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:04:13 2021 No.33864095 File: 608 KB, 1095x978, wightredzed02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33863595 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyx8DMlUAQ4 >>33864059 This answer your question?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:05:41 2021 No.33864109 File: 3.76 MB, 5833x5833, DasWight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33864095 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:06:19 2021 No.33864121 >>33864109 >he kept the filename Bless your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:07:22 2021 No.33864145 >>33860988 Considering how KC and MGE are fixated on 'all characters get to have a happy end even what you call background characters' I'd say this is what KC would approve

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:08:08 2021 No.33864164 >>33864075 Well it's no fun if you just grab them at the start

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:10:37 2021 No.33864195 >>33864095 What made you scared for your life?

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:11:58 2021 No.33864217

>>33864195
She was smugly blowing out candles around my bed, and while I'm not the type to put much stock into fear of the dark, I had a very distinct feeling the candles were protecting me. Also, her claws were pulsing harder with each blown out candle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:12:23 2021 No.33864220 File: 496 KB, 1200x1000, ryu_by_dakotawilliams_d9exjjg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:13:04 2021 No.33864230 >>33864217 g-go on..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:13:42 2021 No.33864239 >>33864230 I didn't go on, Anon. I woke up near the last few candles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:13:45 2021 No.33864242 >>33864217 Sounds like quite the fearboner

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:14:12 2021 No.33864250 >>33863996 This I wanted him to get no one So I can self insert into the guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:16:19 2021 No.33864271 >>33864239 >woke up near the last few candles. or the last bit of the dream was so scary you blocked it out, and it's now just in your subconscious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:17:27 2021 No.33864283 >>33864164 Why not join anon in the quest as a healer? It'd all build-up for the grand reveal in the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:17:37 2021 No.33864285 >>33864242 In all honesty it wasn't even a boner. Just a frozen understanding that I'm about to die. >>33864271 ....thank you for the dread, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:18:09 2021 No.33864291 >>33864271 >a Wight fear bonered anon so hard it affected his subconscious so she'll be with him forever what a power move

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:18:58 2021 No.33864307 >>33863996 >>33864250 Too bad, (you) are getting unexpected lilim waifu whether you wanted it or not

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:20:14 2021 No.33864321 I dreamt of the fact that I would be drawing my wurmy and having ice between my teeth for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:22:17 2021 No.33864342 File: 217 KB, 1000x1000, ik8iwhGp_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33864321 ICE QUEEN KEKQUEANS WURM MORE AT 11

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:22:52 2021 No.33864356 >>33864321 Is Anna Maria a frost wurm, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:26:48 2021 No.33864407 >>33864356 not that I remember, she was posing for me to draw her but I held a piece of ice in my mouth kinda shaped like a plate and it almost filled my mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:29:23 2021 No.33864445 Watch out, anon! Flying Spaghetti Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:32:10 2021 No.33864470 >>33864445 made from the combined spilt spaghetti that 4monster's /hbg/ has spilt in trying to get their hubbies

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:33:32 2021 No.33864484
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>>33863288
Still hoping we can see a naked ryu someday so we can figure out how those extra limbs under her breasts work. Neither the profile art or the black and white art seen here (also by KC I think) really show us, and most fan art just ignores them.

My current theory is that they sprout out sort of where a regular dragon's wings would be. Though just what purpose they serve I am not sure at all on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:34:18 2021 No.33864488 >>33864285 Well who knows, maybe a half-remembered scary dream is the exception, and you usually have nice dreams you don't remember of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:34:49 2021 No.33864495 >>33864271 I guess this is why Wights never use their spectral claws to their full extent; the pleasure mindbreaks husbands so hard that it wipes the memory from their brains

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:35:20 2021 No.33864503 File: 380 KB, 2000x1368, WightPunk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33864488 >Gosh golly this sure was a sweet evening, wait honey why do you have a bat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:36:12 2021 No.33864514 >>33864484 their purpose is as breast enhancers and paizuri aid. Vestigial wings makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:39:04 2021 No.33864540 >>33864484 Anon those are just shed scales and nails from her claws that she uses to support her bust because there are no bras in Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:39:26 2021 No.33864549 >>33864495 >You've never slept without giving your wight wife evening sex, even when you can clearly recall nights you just slept

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:41:50 2021 No.33864577 >>33864484 Eastern dragons don't have wings though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:41:56 2021 No.33864578 what would a lich wurm be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:42:22 2021 No.33864585 Which off profile MGE girl do you want to dick or get dominated by? Druella? An artist OC? One of the girls from the world guides?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:43:33 2021 No.33864591 >>33864585 The primary issue here is that my answer would mean making a waifufag or several feel shitty. Or aroused, idk what they're into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:44:59 2021 No.33864609 >>33864585 The meme Cheshire. I'd like to shove it in her throat so she shuts the fuck up for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:45:41 2021 No.33864619 >>33864503 God I love that fashion style. Makes me want to take on a band of delinquents on my own

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:46:16 2021 No.33864625 >>33864585 My own of course, I love her beyond belief.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:47:14 2021 No.33864643 >>33864585 Honestly? SwordLim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:47:16 2021 No.33864645 >>33864585 the picture of a night visit by a scantily clad lolinubis never fails me. ! !

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:47:39 2021 No.33864650 >>33864585 The off-profile waifu I have and refuse to post here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:47:41 2021 No.33864651 >>33864585 MY one and only, Anna-Maria

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:48:08 2021 No.33864659 >>33864585 >Which off profile MGE girl do you want to dick Deonora and nav's short-haired loli salamander

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:48:14 2021 No.33864661 >>33864585 that hellhound-cheshire fusion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:48:37 2021 No.33864664 File: 712 KB, 1247x1180, 1570606327709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33864585 Mostly Druella but I unironically also like the other lims

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:48:57 2021 No.33864665 >>33864585 Honestly as weird as it sounds, I'd dick every single monster girl I have ever written in an instant.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:50:18 2021 No.33864681

>>33864577
Hence why they could change into a extra set of arms.

>>33864540
Shed scales that form functional-looking hands? It's possible I suppose, but I find it more likely they are vestigial limbs. I mean they are smaller than her main hands and have only three digits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:53:18 2021 No.33864724 >>33864514 >their purpose is as breast enhancers and paizuri aid. Now that makes sense. Paizuri aids would be very useful for otherwise less dexterous monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:56:35 2021 No.33864770 >>33863032 I think theres more overall in Zipangu but they stick to one area in Dragonia so the population density there is higher. It's essentially one urban part of a large country compared to an entire continent

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 21:59:48 2021 No.33864821 >>33863288 >When you have so many children you populate an entire city with your decendants Lady Long Quan must be able to give the DL a run for her money in the childbirth department. Wonder if somebody wants to watch her give birth too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:02:09 2021 No.33864861 Anna maria is coming together nicely, lets just say, there will be wurm cake

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:03:58 2021 No.33864890

>>33864821
Well a "resort town" rather than a city, and there are plenty of other inhabitants. Plus it's been many centuries since all this happened, so a lot of the ryu would be daughters of the daughters daughters and so on. But yes, clearly she was a fertile ryu regardless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:04:23 2021 No.33864897 >>33864821 poor hubby

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:05:32 2021 No.33864917 >>33864591 It's not as if you'd actually fuck them and if they post porn they know people think it >>33864643 Selene? >>33864664 I think I would have to pick a Lilim too. Mari maybe.

Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:07:03 2021 No.33864939

>>33864821
Well on the note of watching, ryu apparently like to watch other people bathe (despite usually hating to be seen bathing themselves).

>In the eastern part of Dragonia, there is a resort town called the Long Quan Town. It is one of the most famous resorts in Dragonia, where many Ryu live. Most of them work in hot spring hotels. They like to watch people get rid of fatigue in hot springs and feel comfortable. And in some cases, they visit men's baths, where they drink drinks and take a bath, using special water produced by them to wash their backs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:11:21 2021 No.33865001 File: 669 KB, 1516x1268, 1616462778885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33848389

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:12:14 2021 No.33865014 >>33864917 Fair enough, But I still feel a bit bad for fapping to this https://imgbox.com/8OVP1a7r

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:13:45 2021 No.33865037 >>33865001 Still waiting for Shinano doujins, and I swear if the first one I find is some kind of rape one...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:20:50 2021 No.33865141 >>33865014 I'll be honest, I fapped to a lot of lichfags stuff when I first got into MGE. Didn't know it was someone's waifu until later, felt like shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:23:07 2021 No.33865177 >>33865141 I'd apologize by marrying the most socially awkward and unappealing lich I could find, and making her blush every single day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:25:52 2021 No.33865219 >>33864917 >Mari maybe You like sharing her or want a STD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 22 22:26:21 2021 No.33865226 >>33865177 I've gotten my own waifu now, but I'll make sure to be kind to all the Liches I meet. Maybe toss an adventurer their way so they can get a more durable test subject.

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