/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Geizah

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[Anonymous No.]

First for I'm really fucking glad there's been so much new writing content.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgot subject

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what's there to watch on Khepri TV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915344
The dynamic arrogant duo

[Anonymous No.]

next is mindflayer trying to 1pl8 squat,

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>>33915368
Can you blame her? As if she'd care if you blame her.

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>>33915351
Same, gonna be real sad when I don't have a new chapter of magus' story to look out for. I like the one-offs but the long stuff is the best

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>>33915389
The one-offs have been great but I feel you about long form. Pretty sure that guy doing the one-offs said he was making it into a long form though? Don't quote me on that.

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do mindflayers have legs?

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The worst part of being an order adventurer is when you inevitably come to the attention of your cheshire rival. She seems to know every dungeon you plan to delve and gets to it before you can so she can replace all the treasure and puzzles with her own lewd twists

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>>33915396
>that guy
Who? Please don't say me.

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>>33915433
Are you LLLUU? (I think that was the name)

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>>33915419
That paladin looks so disappointed, like he would have preferred a mimic.

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>>33915365
>She is even worse than a danuki. She is - may the pharaoh forgive me for uttering this word - a gremlin.

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>>33915437
No. Thank goodness it isn't me. I haven't written in almost a year.

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I want to take my lilim waifu to amusement parks like disney world or busch gardens and watch her freak out on the roller coasters!

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SOON

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>>33915273
Unfortunate timing on the post but she looks really cute.

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>>33915447
Don't insult gremlins

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>>33915451
It's funny because my waifu would bug me to take her to Disney World, etc. and tease me when I freak out on the roller coaster.
And then act all smug and superior when the adrenaline rush kicks in afterwards, and I feel invincible and start thanking her for getting me to ride

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Speaking of writing, is that guy who was working on a story about a Baphomet getting raped still around? This was ages ago now but I don't want to give up hope.

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>>33915365
>By Lilith behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my shoe

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>>33915464
thx

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>>33915419
The cheshire is smug now, but wait till I stick a vibrator in her

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>>33915447
Why would Gremlins be a problem in the desert? You don't really need to worry about them getting in water there.

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>>33915530
I couldn't think of anything more fitting, but I could imagine gremlins scheming like nukis do.

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>>33915344
You know it's true.

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>>33915502
>local cheshire even more smug after anon sticks a vibrator up her ass

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Where is the line drawn between monstergirls and other non human female monsters?

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>>33914363
the battle mansion has 5 chapters for now
as for a new chaper, hope fully in the coming week

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>>33915575
>This feels like nothing but a massage, nya~

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Came to my waifu again...
When will a succ finally sense it and come to me in her form to suck my essence out already I'm tired of waiting

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All will tremble before the horny herd!

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>>33915696
weird baph but ok

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>>33915696
I'd make some true children of chaos with her

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>>33915447
I want to date a bunker-building nuclear apocalypse-prepping gremlin.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Be hero for The Order
>Have a blessing that makes you immune to all monster attacks and charms except for one spot on your body
>A monster touching that spot will instantly mindbreak you
Where would you have that spot? Would you try to defend it, and do you think a monster will ever be able to get past those defenses and mindbreak you?
I would set my weak spot to be the top of my head. I could easily find a helmet to protect it, and it would be pretty funny to get mindbroken by headpats if a monster defeats me.

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>>33915793
How about the tip of the elbow?

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>>33915575
what about 2 or 3?

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>>33915658
I want to grapple my evil, elven sorceress rival and put a bun in her oven while swearing to stop her next evil plan.

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>>33915819
anon a monster brushing against you would be the end of you

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>>33915445
Those canines do things to me.
>>33915793
One of the soles. If a monster manages to take off my shoes, she shouldn't have any problems taking off anything else anyway. I can live with a foot fetishist wife.

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>>33915793
I'd go for back of my knee

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>>33915793
Jokes on the monsters, I'm a fucking slut for them so I'm making my entire body an erogenous zone! They can't fight when they see my raging hard on dripping with my urge to breed them!

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>>33915793
The one place they would never expect: My penis.

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>>33915793
I didn't get to choose but i got told it's the crotch area
The Chief God either rolled really bad on the randomizer, or she's fucking with me
Now i either go around with an extra tough crotch armor and attract the attention of every monster that sees it or go with a light one and instalose when they go for the first place they always go at anyway
I'm gonna cut the middleman and go settle with my assigned Valkyrie companion fuck this

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>>33915793
Inside of the buttcheeks. That way she has to kiss my ass to get at me.
>Quote from future Alp

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>>33915344
How exactly are they mean? What mean sort of things do they do? Paint a picture for me, anon.

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>>33915880
How can other kingdoms compete with desert kingdoms?

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>>33915900
Getting your ass eaten by a cute monster girl doesn't make you an Alp, though you might attract an Akaname or two.

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>>33915929
It's too hot, there's nothing other than sand and the occasional town, and the queen is bound to be graped eventually
Thank you for offering but i'm going to an Undead city

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>>33915416
I always assumed they had legs underneath their tentacle skirt thing

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>>33915929
Gonna tear the dress off that anubis advisor and leave the jewelry on as I breed her hard.

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>>33915966
>and the queen is bound to be graped eventually
Apophis propaganda

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>>33915929
Imagine having less than 6 legs lmao

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>>33915880
>>33915929
Because I like dogs more.

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>>33915544
>grems build giant fans to cool down the desert kingdoms to near freezing temperatures
>build giant heater to fix the sudden "cold front" and sell it at a premium

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>>33915969
That's a cat

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>>33915992
Gonna fuck em both.

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>>33915819
>hit your funnybone on a table
>cum in your pants

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>>33915793
Somewhere on my mid back. Assuming I have armor, I'm invincible, but if my shirts off and I get a surprise hug or carried, I'll accept the instant loss

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>>33915793
>pick your tongue expecting monsters to try and make out with you to hit your weak point
>cut to an amazon shoving her hand into Anon's mouth to pinch his tongue

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>>33915999
Damn table tsukumogami

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>>33915966
>the queen is bound to be graped eventually
not if bodyguard anon has anything to say about it

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I want a Gremlin wife so that she can motorize my scale miniature tanks and make mini-wars around the field, is that a stupid reason to want one?
I'm turbo autistic with my hobbies and i want someone that can match me in that parameter

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Sister why are you all sweaty? And why are you looking at me like that? And what's that thing coming out your back? And why is your body so exposed? And why are you slowly approaching me in such a strange manner? And why are the doors locked? I don't like this!

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>>33916059
had fun praying to eros?

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>>33915920
Doesn’t a stupid bitch like you have a foot to be licking?

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>>33916037
>"Anon, I suped up your models for ya!"
>later when playing at your lfgs, you have to apologize to your opponent when you tank actually blows up their models

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>>33916139
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

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>>33915966
>apophis getting past a sphinx
Very optimistic and wrong.

>"Are you a grapesnek?"
>Apophis gets cursegasmed when she lies in response

How can grapesnek ever compete?

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>>33915351
Honestly I agree, really been enjoying the office antics stories as a sort of installment series and even fun thread stuff like CONSIDER posting.

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>>33915793
brain stem, and easy as you keep your eyes open

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>>33916184
Mindflayer comin for ya senpaitachi

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>>33916183
It really feels like there's been almost a revival of content lately. Office antics have been great, and they come often, new artists popping up with great designs like pic related, Magus finale coming. All of the greentexts and CONSIDER posting as you said, almost feels like the old days again.

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>>33916203
I wonder if anyone is going to take up the mantle of resident CONSIDERfag now that there's a void. The greenworm guy said before being gone that he's going to write the "story" parts of the posts into long form, hopefully he delivers

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>>33916197
easy long range' em, always fight at a mile or more away, measure twice, fire once, and never reveal my postion

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>>33915380
Arrogant mean people are arrogant and mean. Who wants to be near them?

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>>33915966
>and the queen is bound to be graped eventually
Not if there's a king more powerful than his wife watching her back.

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>>33915793
Spleen. I'm invincible! Or >>33915900 because Akaname are hot.

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>>33915344

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Neutron activation: monkey sees action

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>>33915920
I can't speak for all Gazers, but my waifu is pretty fickle and capricious. Sometimes she just lazes around, and other times she'll be overly doting.

And sometimes she'll ambush me and milk me dry, just to see how many times I can shoot until I pass out.
If I end up too horny, she might take pity and try to calm me down, or she might exacerbate the problem and fuck my brains out, laughing all the way.

She rarely goes out by herself unless it's for work, but she is always bugging me to stop being such a shut in and head out on the town with her.
She'll insult me for being lazy or messy. She'll insult me for working too hard and neglecting my own health.
She likes attacking my fetishes and messing with my head to build on them.
She pouts sometimes. She makes delicious food and forces me to eat it, even if I'm busy with work.
She gets angry when I call her cute.

I guess some of that could be called "mean"

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>>33903121
The Dark Day of Dragona, the only time when Dragonia lost a battle agains The Order:

>There was once a time a treasury in Dragona that handled a fortune said to be ten times of the wealthiest bank in the Order
>It is said the Order was in the brink of collapse due lack of funds
>And so Veronica, a legendary order commander decided to mount a suicidal attack where no major army in the order ever dared: To Dragonia.
>Attacking the Royal Mamono Realm was seen as more sane
>But Veronica, being the strategist she is, had a plan.
>She made that all depraved monster loving shy men the order could find be be brought to her, alive.
>And so Veronica formed an army of 10,000 men, pathetic by all standards. Only 100 were proper soldiers, 10,000 were raised civilians.
>Dragon Knights all over Dragonia gathered to see, laugh and participate in what was widely seen as the easiest ever rout in the history of battling the order
>The battle began, the ordier soldiers attack with..... bouquet of flowers?
>Nearly all the soldiers are the shy men meekly asking the Dragon Knights for marriage
>Mass spaghetting ensues
>The enitrety of the Dragon Army COLLAPSES into blushing fidgeting mess
>The 100 order soldiers and Veronica make it into the treasury unoppossed
>They say the loot taken that day is what allowed The Order to survive to the present day

[Anonymous No.]

is the Pharaoh's snake a good boy?

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>>33915829
Cheshire not so smug when anon opens up a box of various sex toys

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>>33903121
The Dark Day of Dragona, the only time when Dragonia lost a battle agains The Order:

>There was once a time a treasury in Dragona that handled a fortune said to be ten times of the wealthiest bank in the Order
>It is said the Order was in the brink of collapse due lack of funds
>And so Veronica, a legendary order commander decided to mount a suicidal attack where no major army in the order ever dared: To Dragonia.
>Attacking the Royal Mamono Realm was seen as more sane
>But Veronica, being the strategist she is, had a plan.
>She made that all depraved monster loving shy men the order could find be be brought to her, alive.
>And so Veronica formed an army of 10,000 men, pathetic by all standards. Only 100 were proper soldiers, 10,000 were raised civilians.
>Dragon Knights all over Dragonia gathered to see, laugh and participate in what was widely seen as the easiest ever rout in the history of battling the order
>The battle began, the ordier soldiers attack with..... bouquet of flowers?
>Nearly all the soldiers are the shy men meekly asking the Dragon Knights for marriage
>Mass spaghetting ensues
>The enitrety of the Dragon Army COLLAPSES into blushing fidgeting mess
>The 100 order soldiers and Veronica make it into the treasury unoppossed
>They say the loot taken that day is what allowed The Order to survive to the present day

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>>33916325
She looks cute, but a bit grapey.

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>Apophis tries to dominate khepri kingdom
>Gets added to the harem
Can apophises ever win?

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>>33916361
>Neutron activation
I fucking hope not

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>>33915868
>Anon accidentally steps in slime
Slime is now seeping into shoes

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>>33916306
>>33916184
>Ghost materializes behind you, phasing her hand into your body and touching your internal weak point
>"Nothing personal, kid."

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>>33916203
Do her tits look odd to anyone else

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What I do as head of the wurm conglomerate, is an honest business of putting people,monsters, and items in order cities without raising suspsions/. You ever wonder how some cities fall from within, I planted the corruptors inside. I give them a full human id, birthday and I make the person fit in as an old neighbor that was a neet. I do this using my wurms as distractions to lure out the defenders while my kunonichi wurms drop off the person, object. I do this because to further the goals of my dearest demon lord as to get become a father. I also like turning the haughtiest of human female nobles into wurms, the look on their FACE as they try and not revert to simpler thoughts is simply E X S Q U I T E.

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>>33916481
She's wearing a bustier/corset that is both too small and pushing them up.

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Why are elves such shameless sluts?

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>>33916006
Backstabs will really be a critical hit

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>>33916481
Yeah they do to me, too. Maybe they're just flabby or something.

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>>33916361
>Neutron activation
Brain blast!

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>>33916451
It's Apophii

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>>33916203
It's been amazing to see such a revival. On the other hand art never really slowed down but it now feels like there's more MGE artists than ever.

This might just be me being sentimental at stupid hours but I'm so glad this place is alive, I've been happy to call it home for 8 years now and it's amazing to think it's coming up to a full decade soon enough. I don't know what I'd do without you dorks.

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>>33916184
My ears and I'll wear a shirt saying "do not touch my ears". Fool. Proof.

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>>33916481
The whole torso looks just a bit off to me.

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>>33916522

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>>33916518
You know I just came up for air from writing more Office Hijinks, and I gotta say I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling that way. I've been in this thread for ages, since it was back on /a/, and it really does feel wonderful to see it so alive lately. Glad my writing has helped in a way, and I'm glad to be here with anons like you.

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>>33915793
>The inner thigh
>My chest and abdomen
>My sides
>Nape of the neck
>Under my chin
>Inside of my mouth
>My ears
Oh wait, you mean a weak spot I don't already have?

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>>33916263
BODYGUARD ANON NEVER PREVAILS

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>>33915793
Back of my ears probably. Monsters never go for ears and will never expect a weak point to be there

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>>33916558
making sure the pharaoh doesn't fall into the snake pit again is a full time job

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>>33916486
>Kunoichi Wurms
I guarantee everyone knows they're there but pretend to not notice

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>>33916546
But that leaves your ponos open to attack!

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>>33916553
Spaghetti Succ is up next right? I can't remember what you mentioned the roadmap was.

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>>33915793
>Anon makes weak spot at the top of his head
Immune to baphomets

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>>33916263
boooo

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>>33916558
>its practically a right of passage among young Apophis to be escorted out of the palace by bodyguard anon

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Name a more shameful loss than being defeated by a ghoul and cumming only from rimming

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>>33916506
Way to go Jimbo! You show that Cindy who's boss!

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>>33916203
>>33916518
Don't forget, last year was the first year since 2014 that we had more stories than the previous year. I know there are a lot of people who think about posting stuff, and I hope that they actually follow through with their content. It would be nice to have a consistent stream of content again.

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>>33916582
thats why we have our other members distract the people, while they do the dropoffs as they are purple, so they are the sneakiest

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>>33916607
Exactly! I will never lose to the shorties!

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>>33916598
Spaghetti Succ next, should be out by Friday. After that, Kiki Janitor, Hellhound Security, neither of those in any particular order, and then a hell of a lot more I have planned. Through all of this there will be an overarching plot and older couples getting up to hijinks as recurring characters.
>>33916629
Yeah entirely agreed. As much as I love writing for the thread, I love seeing what other anons produce too.

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>>33916470
Maybe it's anatomy instead of love, but that really gets my blood flowing.

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>>33916585

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I told you guys I was getting a commission of Vicky. First WIP just came in of her face completed with line art. I didn't think she'd be this goddamn smug, its dangerous. Full version will have her full body with the outfit from the short, and her FAT FUCKING TAIL. All in color too!
Artist is: https://twitter.com/ShoogothM

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>>33916629
>I know there are a lot of people who think about posting stuff
I don't because it's usually touchy-feely nonsense or depressive in general. That and I'd just get told to fuck off when people saw the author name.

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>>33916622
Being defeated by a ghoul and cumming only from kissing

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>>33916702
Jesus I'm brain dead how could I forget the image. Again artist is: https://twitter.com/ShoogothM

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>>33916687
Oh (chief) god, he's too powerful!

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>>33916702
>ShoggothM
holy shit anon you busted out the big guns for this one, my penis is beyond ready

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>>33916660
I have no clue what stories either of you are talking about. I want to know more.
>>33916703
Same hat. Post it anyway. I won't tell you to fuck off. I might write something too. It will be terrible.

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>>33916702
>>33916721
Who's this? I thought at first you meant that Lilim Victoria, but evidently not
>outfit from the short
wait what okay I am definitely missing something

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>>33916687
h-he's fast!

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>>33916721
Today I realized that manticores have wolf ears

It feels realizing that gazers have tails instead of just long tails

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>>33916754
>>33916762
I hate reposting my works, especially so soon since they were done only a few days ago because it makes me feel like I'm vying for attention or some shit but since you guys asked.
First one:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18RWVbQCi17b13tQdwtdaJzz09MDT33mN9-BJfmZGS2I/edit?usp=sharing
Second one (this one has the dire manticore, vicky):https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGxZwRz3CSSdgR3BD33svoGAsq9F3hdJZ8IEvfMg5Oc/edit?usp=sharing
The other anon and I were discussing the ones I've talked about that are on their way. It's going to be a series basically.

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>>33916774
I thought they were supposed to be feline ears because the original monster is part lion.

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>>33916856
it's either that or bat ears

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>>33916815
Thanks for dropping the links. Why no pastebin? Mind you, it ain't shilling or vying for attention if someone else asks. I'll give them a gander right now...

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>>33916774
just wait till you hear about kiki tails

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>>33916774
>It feels realizing that gazers have tails instead of just long tails
My bad, I meant that I thought gazers just have long hairs

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>>33916894
Pastebin smart filters prevent adult content now. Half my stories got nuked.

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>>33916843
I would go for the smol girl in the top row and ask if she could cosplay as Suika

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>>33916721
oh man, this is gonna be good

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>>33916894
pastebins been not great lately and it's been a bit disorganized while people settle on an alternative.

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>>33915793
The back of my neck. I'm then going to walk through the forest and see who comes down from above to mindbreak me.

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>>33916815
Ah, thanks. I actually have the first downloaded, but have not read it yet; #2 is goin' in the queue

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>>33916877
Bat ears aren't nearly fluffy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my peepee, I hope no monster will place inside themselves. I will just pull my pants down and lay down to have some shut-eye

[Anonymous No.]

Doppel-wives are interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Attention: the Seven Seas translations for Volumes 1 and 2 have been uploaded to Sadpanda.
https://exhentai.org/g/1875301/fc32ce955d/
https://exhentai.org/g/1875311/ce409914aa/

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>>33916913
Could use ao3. The story aggregator guy changed his thread scraper to work with that site too.

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>>33916993
>inexorably
Great usage of that word, I wish I could get beckoned into a monster girls flesh.

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>>33916997
I'm on the waiting list actually. Should be on it in a few days and I can move all my works that got nuked over there, and put the new Pandemonium pieces in that as I finish them.

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>>33915365
Druella`s corner, where she takes 30 minutes every day to shit talk about Random Order Paladins, the monsters she has sent to slay them, and the lurid details of each and every fetish those monsters shall visit upon them.

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I keep telling people that dark mages lure shotas into their swamps to "eat them" but nobody listens. I'm gonna drink this shota potion and go get proof.

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rabbit

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>>33917083
I prefer big mirko tier bunnies

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>>33916961
And yet they're still so grabable.

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>>33916687
>M-masaka...
>The forbidden technique...

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>>33916993
Fan translations are superior for most the part but having the extra setting info up on there is nice.

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>>33917012
>a few days
Check your spam bin. I waited a week before I realized that I got in after a few days.

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>>33915365
How does one access Khepri TV? Is it a cable channel, an website, or is it a public access channel for the desert?

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>>33917073
Can't trust witches

Especially ones in the swamp

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>>33917073
Sound plan anon. I think i shall join you and routing out the shota "eating" monsters. Although i think i will visit a potential demonic nun convent.

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>>33917100
she has a monopoly now

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>>33916913
Read the Vicky one. Nicely done. Sorry to hear about the nuking. Haven't bothered much with my bin in a while. It isn't particularly lewd, but I should probably back it up just in case it gets nuked.
>>33916923
What alternatives are people kicking around?

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>>33915344

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>>33917139
Haven't seen that one in a while. Now that's hospitality.

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>>33917139
What a nice lady.

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>>33916843
irl meetup post-portal?

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>>33917282
Couldn't be because I'm not there.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think pressing a flower in the physical encyclopedia book to mark your waifu's page could damage it?

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>>33917139
Dumb witch if she offers herself like that to every man who steps into her swamp no one will marry her

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>>33917282
I'm not gonna make it, bro.

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>>33917282
>irl meetup post-portal
>can't tell the difference between the chaos transformed anons and the regular anons
Put it on hold until everyone completes incubization, I don't want to be seen until I get my appearance buff.

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>>33917380
>Get married to dragon
>Dear, I understand you don't want me moving around without protection, but I really gotta meet up with my pals from before the portals, we promised

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>>33917380
>I don't want to be seen until I get my appearance buff.
Your waifu isn't going to fuck much with your appearance. If you were an ugly bastard before meeting her, you'll still be an ugly bastard after.

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>>33917380
Would be nice to meet up with everyone before setting off on adventures...although it makes one wonder if it would be a meeting a few months after portals just so everyone has time to find/meet the waifus.

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>>33917300
Dry the flower first, anon.

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>>33917380
>everyone is a gigachad
>the only normal looking guy has a dick that hangs out his pantleg

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>>33917139
My body is ready. No GGGGGMILF can stop my epic swamp journey. Circular road master race.

[Anonymous No.]

what would happen if you teleported into the demon's lord castle, went in during lunch time and on the dinner table. You mooned everyone there and ran out on foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917396
I'll be the ugliest bastard around, and none of you can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917460
What, not a single shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33916721
The smugness, anon that might be too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917202
Hey glad you liked the Vicky piece. She was a pleasure to write and I'm entirely too excited for her commission. More stuff to come soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917485
Release the Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917380
Great I'll be that guy who doesn't appear in the meetup because he got left behind and not transported to MGE. I'll open the threads myself and still dream about mgs while everyone else gets their dream life.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, where can I see that Manticore story from a couple threads ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917380
>meetup with everyone
>only single guy there
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917493
This. I would totally be that one shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917380
I will be the one with the handlebar muschtache, beard, dressed in a suit with a sabre at my hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917576
That just means you haven't realized your true calling as an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917597
If it weren't for the laws of the land, I would kill you for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917566
Just a bit up in the thread there's two google doc links, the second one is the Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917576
>all the wives that came with their husbands start trying to set you up with their friends/siststers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917577
youre not only one im 5'2" and have been underweight for most of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917667
>Made for amazon position

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, snug a bug.
Soldier beetles are out and about working off the winter weight to be in prime guarding form again!
unless, they stayed out for the winter season shift, those ones get to relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917676
crabs are just underwater bugs, ill snug with them instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917667
How does it feel that there is an entire cult of onis, amazons, and ocelomehs that spend their time IMAGINING you on Zipangunese cartoon image boards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917685
>It all returns to crab
Cancers are ready to help

[Anonymous No.]

LLLUU here! Well, in a surprise twist, have a romantic Ocelomeh One-Shot!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gwMQbxrp30Wn3tcGjoSIcr_0xUj22aYHUT2O28v61I0/edit?usp=sharing
This was actually a commission I just finished, as such I didn't know if I'd be able to post it but the anon gave me the okay. Hope you guys enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917238
Surprising seaport hime with hugs!
Would be caught so off guard she'd have no idea what to do but return it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917696
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Here, have a surprise drawing from a big fan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917706
>Greenworm-anon is a big fan
I feel more accomplished then when my novel was accepted to be published.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917696
Good work, friend! :D
Mary is pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917693
its okay, i like dragons though

[Anonymous No.]

How long does it take a greenworm to become a papillon anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917696
Jungle kot is good kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917685
may druella inflict upon you every type of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

good nite, I will dream of my wurmy, hope it ain't like last night's weird dreram

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917735
if theyre anything like regular caterpillars, its dependent on how fast they can eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917735
forever if you give them a healthy diet of cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917723
How does it feel that there is an entire cult of Dragons, Wurms, Wocks, and A few Ryu that spend their time IMAGINING you on Zipangunese cartoon image boards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917676
>snug a bug.
I'd rather breed an arachnid

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917773
pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917782
Spiders are good too.
Even slacker ant-arachnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917746
I want to be raped by a womanlet ocelomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

so my wife is drawing me on some zipanunese cartoon image site as well, welL when I wake up tomorrow, I will draw wurmy agian

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917797
>spoiler
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917818
>All our waifus are either drawing uw, commissioning us, or wishing they could do either of the above, on the other side of the portals
I may be too poor to commission art of my waifu, but at least I know she could afford commissions of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917756
sweet dreams anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917831
Some monsters lay forgotten beneath the earth.
Striking at and stealing away men under the guise of others to be loving wives to their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly didn't know there was a whole list of techniques dark knights and other monster soldiers were able to use. It's cool imagining my wife being able to use them, but it just reinforces how outmatched I would be in a fight against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917735
It depends, probably on how much she changes, how much food she got, what her diet's composition is, etc. It really can be variable I would assume, but the important thing is that it happens and is a beautiful process. The only other thing I can think of affecting it significantly is as long as it takes for me to get to a comfortable level drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917746
Agreed, she was a pleasure to write and they truly are breeding material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917834
>our waifus poorly drawing pictures of us
>printing it out and eating dinner with it
>sighing and pulling out a pen
>writing a letter to that bitch druella to hurry the fuck up and bring hubby here right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917873
I hope my waifus write about me. I want incredibly sappy love stories, that turn into hardcore mating press for the monster girl anons.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think there are enough monstergirls to go around. Keep in mind there's still who knows how many hundreds of millions of men still on their world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917848
Dang thieving whitesneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917797
Spiders aren't just good.
Spiders are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917905
>N-now draw him holding hands with a faceless [species]....

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917922
We have more women than men here. Just add monstergirls and it will all work out.

[Anonymous No.]

I know sex is instinctual for monsters, but do you think there are those that are undergoing "intense training" so they are reading to fuck the everloving shit out of us once the portals open?
>monsters taking "submission courses" so they can learn how to be better subs for there dominant husbands
>workout regimes for those that want to make sure the man they pin down is going nowhere
>even some classes taught by dark elf mistresses to make sure monsters know how to tie up human boys properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917931
>N-now draw him telling me everything is going to be alright!
>Now draw him at the market buyiny Wonder Bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917922
Let the mice save them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917941
>Spoiler
You stop that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917873
Just imagine all the Atlach-nachas angrily shitposting about other peoples husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917941
Oh shit it's that guy. Which monstergirls want to fuck up Captain Planet, but not in a nice way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917922
Who cares my waifu loves me and and we are going to meet up when portals happen. I don't know where but we'll figure it out. In fact, I can't wait to take her in my arms and give her a loving kiss on the lips while seething anons watch because
>tfw not enough girls compared to guys
>tfw sonehow an incel in a hypersexualized environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917848
Lies. Stealing goes against the shogg meido code.

[Anonymous No.]

>"And now, here's song number 1 on the Mamono Hot 50!"
>gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Nice and Wet, by Matilda Muse and the Melodious Merrow Band"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918004
>I hope she plays Mamambo Number 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917958
I'll sit this one out for you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

If a girl doesn’t have scales, and a tail, is she even worth bothering with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
Please be nice to kejs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
As the husband of a big dragon, I share this sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
You are correct, kikis are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918004
MGs would absolutely love shit like "I Don't wanna Miss a Thing" and "Never Gonna Give You Up". As in they're probably covered by men (prior to being husbando'd) more than fucking Wonderwall

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
There are plenty of great monsters without scales. I personally prefer them petite and magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
>scales AND a tail
why didn't you just say scales, I'm pretty sure all scalies have one, unless you mean OR tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918101
butterflies and moths have scales but no tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918129
Looks close enough to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
I've got bad experiences with snakes, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918129
That's exoskeleton/chitin, and moths have pofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918197
>Anon, foolishly, says this out loud
>Is soon swarmed by a host of various snake girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918019
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918214
no, they have scales on their wings, thats why theyre "flaky" or "dusty"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918228
Being surrounded by the things that attacked me when I was younger is not my idea of a happy end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917922
The system I envision for portals opening, is that each portal opened for an anon leads to a different MGE world which is an exact or almost exact copy of each other. That way everyone can be with their waifu without running into problems like overpopulation or monsters rejecting people or having to limit the men they accept in their world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915344
powah geizah
hey cmon cmon

[Anonymous No.]

Confident CC monsters instantly losing to young human boy dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918349
>CC monsters
Crowd Control Monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a big fluffy wolfu to pin me under her soft body after “manhandling” me earlier that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918349
They can go lose to the sex offender registry.
What a horrible thing to do, taking advantage of a child who can't say no to a grown-up.

[Anonymous No.]

No pants vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918349
>too old to be hunted by CCs
Why live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918375
>he said in a thread with people who want to fuck loli monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I get paralyzed by a basilisk who has anxiety, a manticore or an aggressive monster finds me on the floor, motionless.
Is this the case where a monster would *actually* rape a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918369
How "soft" we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918379
Lewdness such as thus should not be tolerated by a well adjusted vampire. Simply disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918379
Gross. I will instead date the Dhampir that is hunting her, at least she knows how to dress like a proper lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918379
You have my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918404
I want to play a stealth horror game where you can avoid detection by hiding under the monster's massive oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918450
Better hope you don't run into one of her shorter underlings.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you trust your waifu enough to let her spoonfeed you for all of your meals? Do you trust her enough to let her do spoonfeed you while you're handcuffed and blindfolded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918404
Upon reflection, I think I was thinking of her body being furry. I should probably check my state of mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915365
>Regular Anubis exploring a degerate graped Pharaoh's kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918468
Yes, but I get the feeling she'd do it while sitting in my lap too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918468
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918433
>she knows how to dress like a proper lady.
She knows how to dress like a proper lady, but still doesn't wear pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918386
Nothing is stopping you from being a middle aged man who likes women (that appear) your age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918467
I get why people are really into the big vampire, becasue 10 foot huge titty vampire mommy or whatever, but I personally think the underlings are more attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918386
Shirokuto Sabbath would still see a 50 year old men as little kids. Same as Bogeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918522
I want to wash her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918501
I already like women my age, but I'm too much of a coward to walk up to a one of them and tell her how I feel. Being hunted by a CC means that I wouldn't have to worry about that kind of stuff, as they would be the ones coming to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918468
Yes, but I would be a bit hesitant to do it blindfolded. If she's making the yandere face while spoonfeeding me, I want to know so I can get out of there fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918544
Just go to a bar with many CC monsters, you're bound to find at least one that will find you as cute as a youngster.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Lilim's journal, but it's filled with self-loathing and doubt rather than mind-breaking confidence and sexiness
Good idea for a story or no?

[Anonymous No.]

Why any man would refuse a monster girl, they are all you could ask in a women. Since a monster girl doenst steal husband from another monster kingdoms (realms) are the perfect society. Anyone outside of the order sphere of influence would become a husband to a monster girl. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918647
Order propaganda, mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918647
Because he thinks it's too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915793
My weenus

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918647
neuroticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918638
Palamina's journal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918738
Nah, different Lilim. The one who made the Agartha realm I posted about some threads ago. Something about the juxtaposition of a lilim like that being insecure and depressed speaks to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>love arachnes
>hate contriction and bondage
Why does it have to be like that

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918906

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918766
That's not a bad idea. I guess most people here could relate more to a not very self confident character

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918851
just ask her to be gentle. I'm sure she'll work it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918401
aggressive monsters LOVE to see you struggle and writhe around. So they'll drag you to their room and wait the paralysis out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918851
Aren't constrictions more of a lamia thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918468
I'd even trust her if she wants to feed me mouth-to-mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918444
Such charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917939
What do you learn in submission courses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917939
>Kiki takes both submission classes and femdom classes just in case mastah becomes lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919090
The secret that the sub is actually the one in control 99.9% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919090
>"Okay, here is the scenario, your husband comes up and hugs you from behind unexpectedly, what do you do?"
>"Turn around, pin him, and milk him dry!"
>THWAK
>"No, Manticore, that is not the answer"

[Anonymous No.]

>Good... Good...
>Let the lust flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919160
Wait, that sounds like my wife. Do You know her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918647
The whole point of MGE being written in the lore was to banish misconception of mgs to general public. Of course we, as an 'outsider' get to know all the knowledge but you do know that same could not be applied to the people 'inside' right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919090
BDSM is about sub's pleasure. Master gets off pleasuring the sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919176
>tfw cought sabotaging government property (read: dicking around with a spray can)

[Anonymous No.]

Think fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919176
Why do my succubus teacher keep telling me what when she catches me drawing dicks in my note book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919396
Well I thought about the library of Alexandria really fast but that didn't help.
False advertisement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919448
You should propably stay after classes with her and ask about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919396
>panic
>punch her in the cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919396
Well you know better than to put your arm out like that in a forest it's like you're signaling directly to harpies that you're ripe meat ready for bird fucking
May as well slather your whole body in honey and go into Jubjub territory naked
and don't get any ideas you dirty fucks lemme say you do NOT wanna become a jub's personal cum dispenser

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919396
and for what reason? accepting her embrace is a natural course of action that begets no thinking whatsoever.
I want to feel her belly fluff against my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919448
Alp-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919547
if that's enough to alp someone the entire male population is gonna crater

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919120
>"Being the best sub is all about two words!"
>teacher smacks the blackboard with POWER BOTTOM written on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919842
Nuclear power bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919827
I for one only drew pictures of girls in leather in my school notebooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919827
If you keep drawing dicks in your notebooks all the time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919827
Speak for yourself. I never understood the interest in drawing dicks on everything in high school. I thought it was, you know, kinda gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919920
Drawing dicks in the Gulf of Suez, though, that's perfectly healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919941
Kek, was it the same captain who sank the Concordia?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/wtqTapjrPhM

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919941
>yes?
>Danuki, he did it
>He drawn zhe dik?
>He's drifting in the canal
>Blok eet
>>33919842
Based
>Slap hellhound's ass, as she rapes You in Amazon position
<My granny the wight can fuck harder than that
>she starts to pound frantically
>slap her tits
<I'm falling asleep here, sugar tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920039
>granny the wight
oh god not again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920039
pretty sure power bottom means you're the one "taking" it. It'd make more sense for the hellhound to be telling you to pick up the pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919542
But jubs are cute though? I'd be her dicking machine and pamper her with kisses compliments

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919842
Power bottoms really shine when it comes to oral

[Anonymous No.]

>>33916843
Whats happening in the manga? I heard it got canceled but I don't know why. Did it end? Who won darling?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a slow burn transfrmation, but from the dudes POV
>Friendly apple seller lady seems out of it for some reason
>next day, she seems a bit more foward in her talking
>starts to mention things like beiing happier when anon is around
>starts giving other attracitve ladies the stink eye when they talk to anon
>Anon could of sworn he saw her eyes glow occasionally
>the day he confrunts her is the day she turns into a lesser succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920148
Nah it's still going, but literally nothing is happening except for the same old excuses to draw the same tits again and again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920096
So what's the proper term for someone that's seemingly submissive but actually in control and not "taking" it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920188
It's all RP anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920188
That anon is an idiot. That is power bottoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919542
That's a really fucking fat jubjub.
can she even fly without slapping her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920246
RP terms are serious business.
>>33920300
She doesn't need to when she has a mobile perch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920188
>>33920254
Actualy me and him are both correct. Power bottom usually means You assume submissive stance, but are more in control, but it can also mean assuming dom stance, but remaining submissive, it's just that the former is much more rare.
>>33920149
Add one more phase where she's openly flirting and all over Anon and it's golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920149
Why are her wings also goopy? Did she swim in slime?

[Anonymous No.]

You're finally awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920377
there fresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920300
Why fly when she's permanently latched onto her mobile cum pu- err I mean husband and she can just get nutrients by constantly draining then out of him
Jubjub is probably the scariest mg in my opinion (and humpties by extension) because at least you can reason with other types and even shirohebi knows when to let you breathe a bit. But with them it's like having a semen lamprey on you 24/7 that can't be reasoned with and can't be removed because of how deceptively strong those foot talons can grip and never let go. A truly fearsome creature

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920377
New limbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920494
I wonder if any interaction with jubs outside of fugging is even possible. Is it just that You have an sweaty, heavy onahole on You 24/7? Can You at least talk with her about the weather?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920149
Imagine this
>Girl who has the hots for you transforms into a lesser succ
>She attempts to seduce you but fails
>She doesn't quite have full monster power yet
>She attempts to physically subdue you but fails
>Instead you just mock her and make fun of her tiny wings
>Her horniness level is off the charts but can't do anything about it
>Everyday you make a habit of bullying her, leading her on, rejecting her, and fending her off
>Day by day she slowly transforms more and more into a true succubus
>Eventually she gains power over you
>All of that lust, hatred, passion, and love is about to be released at once
>The rape of a lifetime starts
And it never ends.
At least not for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920807
>At least not for the next decade.
Good, gotta kill some time waiting for half life 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920494
At least you can still walk around and do activities with jubjubs. Like you can cook an omelete and romantically spoonfeed your Jub-wife while she's still perched on you. With humpties, it's much worse. You're all enveloped in her slime body which can't be removed because she can increase its consistency if you try break free. To make matters even worse, she can harden the concrete eggshell all around you, sealing any chance of escape. Your only sustenance while inside is the humpty slime from her yolk which only reinforces your purpose as a squirting cum-dispenser. Don't think about crying out for help either. The walls completely muffle out any sound you make, so your predicament will just look like a normal egg to any outsider.
Imagine that, trapped in your own little world and occasionally feeling the swaying of your egg while you are continuously milked again and again for all eternity. What a horrifying fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920807
is this zell stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920516
I just need a bapho to tease me so I have a reason to bully her with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920516
you will never feel the touch of a monster woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920807
I don't think I can go 10 years without eating anything. I mean, she gets to eat my snack every few moments, and I'm supposed to just starve? That's so unfair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920893
Well we know wandering scholar hyperbolizes and "sex all day forever" is not a thing at all, unless You want it badly, so I headcannoned that Jubs only need to be perched on You, not to have sex 24/7. They just sit on You because they need constant physical connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920494
soo jubjubs are just mobile neets?
at least they serve as good bodypillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920971
>When not having sex, Jubjubs just cling onto your back like a baby koala
God damn these birds are so cute and I want to just shower them with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917576
>bunch of single mamono tag along to the event, maybe they can snag themselves into a harem
>all the males are happy with their wives, only a few of them manage to get anything
>all spot an anon on his own, looking rather gloomy
>all of them simultaneously realise he's single
>and ready to mingle

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920893
Damn, this sounds like a great way to go. I'm gonna headcanon it so Humpties have normal personalities instead of the personality of a literal baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921025
At least? What more could you ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921110
If she doesn't have the personality of a literal baby, how is she going to just milk you 24/7? Any one would would want some change to the lifestyle. Think about it, she could milk you in public, milk you at the beach, milk you in the forest, milk you at the top of a mountain, milk you in a carriage, milk you under the ocean, milk you in a lich's laboratory, milk you in the demon queen's bedroom, milk you on the back of a giant demon realm bird, milk you in space.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the ideal length for a story?

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, I dreamt of wurmy and it was good

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921502
you doing a multi part series?
what kind of story is it?
how do you want it to play out?
it depends on those things man
imo 5k words

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921542
I had a dream where I ate a giant isopod stuffed with lasagna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921502
Enough to communicate the story you're trying to share, but not so long that it overstays its welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921542
I never dream of monstergirls and it hurts every time I think about it. I don't understand it. If I could dream about monstergirls in my sleep I'd rather never wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915344
Fuck everyone who posts here. Everyone who posts here is a turbocuckold or cuckdittor.
Go kill yourself cuckchan, you aren't a imageboard anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921589
yo wtf, it was crunchy wasn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921588
>5k
Fug. That's what I thought too, and I haven't been able to hit under 15k lately.

>>33921598
How long do you typically feel is overstaying its welcome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921622
Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a nervous human woman become a powerful monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921606
Drink before sleeping and think about monster girls before sleeping.
Don't go into all the weird stuff like substances or conscious dreaming, You can fuck up Your brain really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921627
That's dependent on the story. If you're just writing a meet & fuck, then 5k words is about right. 15k-30k words works if you're trying to set up a novella setting. Anything past that you start to get into moose territory where you're just wanking yourself off with purple prose

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921706
how long is moosesaga at this point?

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>>33921730
There's no way it's still going right? Surly it has to have ended by now.

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>>33921730
It's "who the fuck cares" length. Pretty sure no one actually is still reading it, and it's too long to attract new readers

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>>33921706
>at 31K and probably another 6 or so of smut and then another 2 for closing
Oh no. Also that brings to mind another question, how long do you want to wait to get to the smut? Just by the nature of the story, it's all kinda loaded towards the end of the story.

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>>33921701
based and hydrationpilled

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>>33921789
Foreplay will always be more interesting than the actual act of sex. There's nothing new about sex in terms of writing: penis goes into vagoo from different angles and positions, some dirty words are exchanged, then they come. Unless your intended audience are the 40+ year old women who read trashy romance, 6k words on just sex is too much

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COCK IN MONSTER VANJEAN

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>>33921877
>This is what succubi shitposting would be like

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>>33921877
PINGAS USUAL I SEE

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>>33921915
Nah, more like all esl monsters be shiposting

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>>33921937
>ESL succubus shitposting
Even better.

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>>33921877
I read this as "cock in monster, Valjean". BREAD THIEVES DESERVE RAPE!

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>>33921872
>6k words on just sex is too much
Unless it's roleplaying sex. They're fun to read

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>>33921872
I agree with you on that, but to be entirely fair, it's a lot of sex with a lot of women in a lot of different positions, so I personally think the length is justified, but you guys will be the arbiters of that.

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>>33921981
>"I uhh... cast magic missile..."
>"I pin and ready an action to silence~"

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>>33922010
What about a short episodic format? Something light on the lewd but heavier on sex and adventure? What non-sex adventures would even happen in MGE?

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Show Peepee plz, I need to see the Peepee

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Got a second wife, she's a Rave Shog
Image was too big to post
https://files.catbox.moe/55xlkh.png

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>>33922092
Disco shog!
Do the gems blink around like Christmas lights when she's excited?

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>>33922092
For the first time ever we're seeing I-2-I

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>>33921974
>helo mi vegana rly tight liek press u wan try? :3

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>>33922092
What's that on her tongue?

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>>33922216
She love me long tiem?

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>>33922227
shogic acid diethylamide

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>>33922227
concentrated C.U.M essence, the only psychoactive drug monsters need

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>>33922146
Yes they do! When she's excited/horny, or when she wants me and my other wife in the mood too!

>>33922167
>I-2-I
What?

>>33922227
So she is able to sorta mold herself into a little tablet that makes everything feel a thousand times better, the music the lights, even her. She tells me it's non-addictive so I believe it

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>>33922092
>Rave slut shog
Hot
>Drugs
Confusing. What kind of drug can influence a shog? What does a shog on drugs even look like? Isn't Shog the drug? Isn't Shog the most powerful high known to man?

I saw a guy high on shog once. Or at least, I think I did. In retrospect, I might have just heard his smell as he moonwalked through odd angles to distant stars and ancient dreams. Or, did he see me? Was I the dreamer under dread Kadath? Did the odd angles walk through me, did the ichor-leaking slanted gables roofs and non-Euclidean minarets move through him, and the ancient word. I see bass relifs, of figures uncountable in their horror. I- I... OOOHHHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME

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>>33922432
IT'S A WELSHMANAAAAAA

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>>33922414
>What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNS5gnUTj4

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>>33922414
Groovy.
>>33922432
>>33922465
Lmao.

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>>33922432
>shog is drug
>at rave
>get shog snogged
>mind gets sent into the depths of the multiverse
>witness everything and nothing
>come to in a shog room

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>>33920953
She got a buff from her lilim friend

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>No loli imp wife to make your weenie go BLASTO! all over her face
It hurts inside

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>>33922532
At least now you can travel through space and dimensions using a single piece of chalk, imagine the time you'll save on commuter travel.

[Anonymous No.]

hey, haku sensei, why my weeweee hard, when I see you bend over to pick something?

[Anonymous No.]

My cock is mine, I will never give it t no monster. I will never lose to monster snatch

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>>33922723
They call it snatch for a reason. It isn't yours anymore.

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>>33922623
>ufufufufu, that's because You're a naughty, naughty boy. You gotta stay after classes with me for that, ufufufufufu.

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I'm going to get a tied up and gagged Lilim and have condom-ed sex with her for a week straight and then a few hours before the time-sensitive magical rope is set to expire, i'm booking it. How long does it take for her to find me? Will the starvation stop her from finding me or will it fuel her that much more?

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>>33922432
>Isn't Shog the drug? Isn't Shog the most powerful high known to man?
Exactly, it's on her tongue so she can put it in my mouth when she shoves me to the ground or against a wall and forces her tongue right on it.

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>>33922796
You are already bred.

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Could a Shog share her sensations with a Kiki if they had the same master? How would the Kiki act?

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[Anonymous No.]

dick is in monster snatch, am losing sense of time, it feels good. IT FEELS TOO GOOD, I M LOOSING MY MIND, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M COMING, I'M TURNING RETARDED, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M LOSING TO THE MONSTER SNATCH

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>>33923033
Told You so kiddo

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>>33923021
No, I'm not going to use the tailpussy, even if you ask nicely. Now stop camping outside my apartment everytime I come home!

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what would a monster do if she fucked you so hard, you turned retarded for a couple days?

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>>33923192
That depends on the monster. Take an Ushi, for example. She'd cook you a nice breakfast, let you lounge in her fluff, then calmly debate you about the current socioeconomic climate.

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>>33923192
I imagine my Manticore waifu would use a shampoo on her neck mofu to turn into mofucore and then cuddle me in it, till I can form sentences again.

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>>33923247
>after extended snuggle treatment in the neck fluff you can form coherent sentences again
>the moment you do, you feel the tailpussy latch back on

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>>33923192
That cannnot happen so I'd dare publically to all monsters to come and try to do such thing

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>>33923192
>Wurm
Would keep you from doing anything excessively stupid. She's had lots of practice!
>Mice, Bugs, Zombies etc
Implying you could make it out of the pile? That's not going to happen anon.

>>33923211
Pelvis debates? The wonders of monstergirls never cease to amaze me.

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>>33922998
Sure, but it would require the shog being inside of the kiki.

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>>33923351
wurms are grat for that

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>>33923192
one too many level drains

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I want to loose to a ________

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>>33923401
goose or a moose

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>>33923399
kakuen fucks you soo hard you return to monke

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>>33923211
>spoiler
Grounds for divorce

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>>33916501
Crap, I wasn't thinking that. Kunoichi would be the bane of my adventure.

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>>33923351
>pelvis debates
her best opportunity to convince me that the refrigerator lock is a bad idea

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>>33923192
>Haku
[Inconsolable Haku sounds]. Keeps trying to fuck intelligence back into you.
>Cupid, Apsara, Houri
Clearly more love is the answer and cures everything. [Handholding depravity intensifies]
>Shog
Any Thursday brunch protocol should work.
>Trumpart, Pandemonium and Wonderland girls etc
N/A. As long as you aren't as retarded as the physics you're probably fine.

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>>33922998
Once the Shoggoth knows enough about the central nervous system to directly stimulate it, she could experiment with attempting to replicate her pleasure and sending it to the kiki. Lots of work there. Or she could just make a shog dildo that follows the same movements as your dick.

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>>33923367
They have a repudiation for excellanse!

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>>33923527
I gotta draw some haku asking a retarded anon what two plus two is while fucking him and him responding with cow lady very pretty

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>>33923533
Go on...
>>33923356
What about a Shog suit for the Kiki? Comrade Kiki should know the joy of being a spoon in Mastah's mouth!

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My Kiki and Shoggoth maids have not been getting along so I have mandated a few unique rules for the next few days to make them learn to get along.
>Kiki must wear shog as her uniform, no exceptions, and they both must cooperate.
>the uniform must resemble their normal uniform, and shog cannot restrict Kiki's movements.
>Half the tools they use to clean must be made from shog and the other half must not be made from shog.
>At the end of the day I will inspect their work. If they every try to place the blame on each other then they are both fired.
I told them a few hours ago, they agreed but as I expected they did not look happy. But I think this will work wonders to get them to work together, what do you all think?

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>>33923631
>Suit
That wouldn't work, because you'd need to manipulate the sensation from inside the body I think

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Looking for a bit of lore information here.

I've been writing a story that is going to start pre-DL, and mostly take place during the initial "turning" where the actual evil pre-dl monsters more or less become mamono.

Are there any key lore details in the setting that I can use to tip readers off on the time period it takes place in? (So as to not make people think I'm writing some hatefic when people/monsters are outright killed)

Additionally, does anyone know how the mamano-ization happened? Was it all at once, or a gradual process?

Thanks in advance.

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TIME FOR BEST DAY, LEG DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, TIME TO MAKE SOMME QUADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS

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>>33923670
>carefully inspecting Kiki's pussy to make sure the shog vibe is doing it's job properly

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>>33921765
last I knew it has 110 chapters and he was delayes due to family stuff
that was summer last year

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>>33923715
I'm no lore expert, but I believe the monsterization was all at once. As she basically wholesale rewrote the matrix. So you would only be able to signal the era by monstergirls (ex male) and savage girls wondering why they don't want to fucking murder everything and taking it out on innocent villages by fucking one man specifically to the horrorousal of every one else.

You could always read the world guides

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>>33923670
Instructions unclear. Am tied to the bed and being constantly raped by both of them. Otoh the silverware is REALLY clean. If you look closely you can see everything in the reflection. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments lost in time, like ropes of semen into the maids. Time to come.

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>>33923618
Please do. That sounds fucking hilarious.

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>>33923631
The shog dildo is simple if you plan on doing mostly vaginal sex. The Shoggoth molds a dildo after your dick and it is interested into the Kiki. As you fuck your goo maid, the dildo does the same, following your thrusts 1:1 and fucking the flesh maid.

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>>33923618
Damn lucky kids these days. All we had was the No Child Left Behind program, back when I was in school.

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>>33923733
I wish I could share your enthusiasm, the only thing that's getting me to do squats today is the comfy hot bath afterwards
>tfw no buff monstergirl to lift with

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>>33915658
The girls this guy draws are boner inducing but it's begun to bother me that each one has the same face and similar expressions

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>>33923917
what would be the funniest position for that to happen in?

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>>33915834
I wonder if some monsters will try to make a man their rival in the hope of achieving that outcome. You think she's your nemesis until one day you wake up to her cooking you breakfast while four months pregnant with your daughter

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>>33924029
not him but cowgirl
maybe with a whiteboard that she's pointing to next to her

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>>33915658
>>33923971
Hi, can you guys tell me where I can find the 'thicc fucking milktruck' species of elf? I can find all the subspecies of high and dark and wood and night, etc. myself.

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>>33915793
I already have that...
It's the heart

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See minos love meat, but is there a particular way they like it?
Do you think she'd appreciate some fancy cooking or is simple spit-roasted meat good enough?

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>>33924058
>bros I need some advice
>been battling a villainess baddy vampire
>she's been doing countless atrocities
>stopped her every time
>one day she mentioned her weak spot was her tongue and pussy
>absolutely crush her womb and turn her into a kiss slut
>we've pumped out kid after kid
>we live together now
>one day while we're having sex she looks me in the eyes and says how glad she is to have such a great husband
>husband? the fuck do you mean husband?
>did I marry a villainess? how am I supposed to tell the kids?

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>>33924140
>cue /tg/ crossboarder coming in and making the same ritualpost about how you can tell what a corrupted elf is by how thicc they are

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>>33924164
Medium rare like any good honest girl.

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>>33924231
No, no no, how can I have my thicc pure high elf priestess if only corrupt elves have that kind of body?

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>>33915344

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>>33923918
That's a good idea, but it doesn't convey the joy of tableware.
>>33923698
So Kiki's brain would have to connect directly to the suit. Good to know. This is getting kinda far out isn't it?

It looks as if the Shog-object thing is the one pleasure that Kikis and Shogs don't share. Like >>33923670 I'm trying to explore how the two would get along happily. The first thing I think of mamono is that they get along by sharing their fetishes, men, and hobbies. Maybe I could explore this through the medium of compare/contrast and buddy movie tropes.

>"Country music? Why I've never heard of this genre of popular music! Furthermore, I will be astounded by your line dancing! Golly gee having a new friend from a different culture sure is interesting! Tell me more of this 'biscuit' foodstuff, new partner!"

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>>33924211
God fucking damn it, I read
>been battling a villainess baddy vampire
as
>been battling a villainess baldy vampire
And been thinking about why would vampire shave her head

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>>33924398
See >>33923021

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>>33924431
>So Kiki's brain would have to connect directly to the suit. Good to know. This is getting kinda far out isn't it?
I mean she can wear a suit if you want it that bad, I'm just saying it seems more logical for the shog to be inside her molesting her CNS.

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>>33924448
I know one of you fuckers is going to post /cute/ nosferatu, please don't do it

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>>33924456
tailpussy so enticing a man had to post it twice

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>>33924501
You leave me no choice

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>>33924483
>kiki brain
What makes a kiki achieve neuron activation?

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>>33924566
Kissing would be awkward

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>>33924596
Dust

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>>33924140
Step 1: Find elf
Step 2: Marry elf
Step 3: Impregnate elf wife
Step 4: Milkers
Step 5: Daughters
Step 6: Daughters inherit mom's milk trucks and go on to have big titty granddaughters
Step 7: Big titty elven subrace secured
Steps 2 and 3 are interchangeable. Both are necessary but the order in which you do them is your own choice

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>>33924566
>full body turtleneck
Unf.

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>>33924612
But worth it

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>>33924612
Your tongue is a prehensile muscle for a reason. Just worm it past and go full french.

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>>33924614
AAAH HELP I KEEP LOOPING BACK AROUND TO STEP 3 IT NEVER ENDS AAAA

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>>33924596
Seeing master trying to do chores by himself

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>>33916843
>No monsters going for the suave bartender rocking the stash at the counter
Unrealistic

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>>33924566
I'd hit it

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>>33924596
When master invites her to go on a walk and takes her hand

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>>33924483
Fair enough. As I said, it's mostly exploratory thinking atm. As a ground rule, I'm trying not to violate meido camaraderie. With that in mind, what sort of CNS molestation would a Kiki be perfectly fine with, or a Shog for that matter?
>>33924596
Clothing wrinkles and smudges. Perfect four point ironing posture gives double activation.

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>>33917202
>What alternatives are people kicking around?
AoE mostly. There's a pastebin alternative called 4binz that some anons set up but it's future is uncertain

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>>33924757
He's already taken, obviously.

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>>33924802
Wasn't the base premise you wantes a kiki to be able to feel when mastah picks up a shogfork or does anything of that nature?

Although I do think that shog wouldn't give authority to feel all of the house for practicality's purpose, kiki is going to feel lost if she can't clean and sweep, and if every swish of the broom feels like a bush going over her clit she's going to be a trembling mess in no time.

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>>33924863
>should have known that he gets all his liquor from his loving satyros waifu

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>>33916843
>63
The real winner here

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>>33924902
>winner
it looks like he already can't walk

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>>33917316
Roleplaying as a young adventurer seducing the old monster he's staying with would be fun with a CC wife

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>>33924783
Do you think she'd be embarrassed to hold his hand in public or do you think she'd smug up a bit and gladly show it off to others?

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>>33916997
>The story aggregator guy changed his thread scraper to work with that site too.
I wonder if it's possible to aggregate writefags' personal sites. I guess I should just hurry up and make an Ao3, although, I hear it's not so good for trying to post original/derivative content.

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>>33924877
It was the premise. Because I'd think a Shog would want a Kiki to feel that, if they shared the same master. And melting blobsex, but I'm starting on easy mode here.
>Trembling mess Kiki = bad
Anon I...

>>33924834
Cool I'll look into both of them. Here's to hoping for the best.

>>33917519
It was fun, glad you enjoy writing them. I'll check out the other one when time permits. Keep at it.

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>>33917773
>In a world where dragons are powerful enough to be worshiped their followers wonder what kind of greater god or being they could spend so much time alone in their rooms dedicating themselves to
>It's literally just them shitposting over the magic mirror about the things they would do to their smol husband from another world
Wow they really are just like us

[Anonymous No.]

I AM DEAD
COCK IS HARD
I NEED THE SNATCH OF A MONSTER
TIME TO CUM HARD

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>>33925110
All I'm saying is that mutually MEREing between you and your dragon is a amazing idea. When both of you have heart pupils together is the greatest experience.

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>>33925107
>Anon I...
Do you want to see your kiki spinning circles because she cums her brain out every time she tires to mop the puddle she made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle the made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle she made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle the made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle the made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle the made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle the made by cumming her brains out every time she tries to mop the puddle the made

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>>33917282
>>33924886
>Anon drunkenly explaining to the bartender about how he's exercising his Dionysian spirit by drinking but is an Apollonian at heart
>Bartender is nodding politely but desperately looking around for a single monster to take anon whenever he stops rambling to take a drink

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think you can make a hellhound chase her own tail, and do you think that they do that on their own?

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>>33925264
I won't go with the monster, I'm not done talking!

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>>33925428
Maybe when they’re young, I imagine it’s like sucking your thumb

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>>33917873
>Pharaoh and apophis have the same taste in imaginary husband and anonymously bond over it
>Dominant species like dark elves and ocelomeh bait submissive ones by talking about how they're just going to pretend to be maids to snatch up the men with maid fetishes then turn the tables as soon as they're alone with their new master. They say this despite having an entire closet filled with maid outfits and practicing their mudane maid skills every day as though the portal could open at any time
>Farm holst and oni mercenary autistically arguing over some minor detail in the usefulness of claymores despite the holst only reading books on the subject and the oni seeing others do so but never using one herself. Both know enough to keep arguing but not enough to actually make a substantial argument
Throw shitposters from here into the mix and it would only improve

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>>33925428
>"Hey babe if you can catch your own tail, I'll wear that special outfit you've always wanted me to--"
>Hellwaifu reaches Mach 1 doing circles

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>>33925509
imagine the shit you would stir if you say X species is best and list off all the reasons she is better than all others and post a pic of your dick

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>>33917873
>Don't have a waifu, I'm too indecisive for it
>Some monster is writing stories about mindbreaking me so I stop fantasizing about other girls and only think about her
Hot.

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>>33925509
>vampire posts her ideal husbando fanart.
>mosquito neuron activation.
>"He looks like he fucks bug girls"
>"Made for TIP"
>shitstorm begins

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>>33925553
I can only imagine going on about some minor detail you really like about monsters that even they never really thought of before, kind of like super specific tags on pixiv or other similar sites.
>Species with pointy ears reading the thread in silent contemplation as anons talk about how they love how their ears will twitch in a certain way when stimulated in a specific manner

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>>33925110
>Dragonposters going on meme binges
>Seven 'tfw no smol naked hairless ape rubbing his sweaty body all over your coin pile' in a single thread
>"I bet all of that sweat and semen makes the metal taste terrible." says the Dragon neet.
>The cramped acrid burning in her belly and the boiling hot tears leaking from her eyes won't even let her fool herself.
Feels bad. I will make an effort to rub as much money with my junk as feasible, should the portals open.

>>33925230
Ye...of course not. That would be bad? Besides, she would be responding to mastah's interactions with objects. It could be stuff like:

>Kiki cumming her brains out as mastah EATS HIS STUUW WITH ALL PURPLE TABLEWHERE.
>Will he use the PURPOOL NAPKIN like the PERVERT he is?
>Sitting up straight in his chair and reading a book TURN THE PAGE LIKE U MEEN IT.
>Oh, he can't turn the page? HES LICKING HIS FINGERTIPS like a DIRTY SLUT.
>Do it. TOUCH DA BOOK FAGGOT.
>OH YES HES TOUCHING THE PAGE ASDK3L34.

Dunno haven't decided yet.

[Anonymous No.]

CUNNY!

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>>33925601
Stop trying to force this gay meme. Ironic cuckposting is still cuckposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>33924781
Physical violence is bad! Bad!

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>>33924925
Who needs legs when you have two wives to prince-carry you everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925551
helllwan beyblade

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>>33924398
Not usually a fan of tailpussy (why stick it in the tail when they have the real deal sort of mindset), but this image makes it look really inviting. I want to jam it in there after poking one of the spines, I bet it will feel really good.

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>>33925568
>Your waifu is a writefag
You are going to read all of her stories, right Anon?

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>>33924781
>doing God's work
>>33925661
>how can one post be so wrong?

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>>33925733
Not him but I imagine that we'd both read each others stories, not out of duty but to save ourselves the awkwardness of
>"remember that time?"
>"no, what do you mean?"

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>>33925733
I would, but I am worried that she would be just as indecisive about the guy she wants in her complete list of writings like how I am right now. Do I really want to see all the types of guys she would be interested and know that she picked one of the worst choice?

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>>33919920
Drawing dicks is is universally hilarious though. Even the Romans had dick graffiti

[Anonymous No.]

MY DICK IS BURNING AND HAS BEEN HARD FOR FOUR HOURS, DOESN'T HELLP THAT I WAS BITTEN BY SOMETHING

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>>33925775
The question was to everyone, but remember, always tease your wife with her writings.
>>33925786
Perhaps she just took commissions, maybe she's found you and you just don't realize it yet.
>she picked one of the worst choice?
Ah yes the great dilemma, 'but why me?' I've gone though this before with myself but you must understand that love makes its own rules. Don't worry she can punch some self worth into you.

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>>33925489
When she's done eviscerating your hips and basking in the afterglow you could talk about the classifications of dust bunnies and she would stare at you as though it were the most interesting thing in the world

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>>33925789
The Roman seal of approval means that dick drawings are totally hetero, yo! Now that's something I can get behind right before I start railing Septimus Maximus Tricepticon into a Alp behind the Fornicatorium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925749
I want to flip one of those turtles on their back and spin them around until they get dizzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925551
S-special outfit?

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>>33925979
It's an antique Victorian diving suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925836
Spiderbite'll do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925979
Hmm, dogs like chasing cats, right?
Is the outfit just the male being completely naked wearing a cat-ear headband?
Would that trigger something more primal in a hellhound?

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>>33925836
GRAPE INJECTIONS FOR THE GRAPE GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925731
>Another man falling for the dark temptation of the tailpussy
Fight the urge to stick it in Anon! Vaginal sex only!

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>>33925632
I wonder how shog maintains a calm composure with all the molesting master does to the tablewares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33925786
That kind of thinking isn't healthy. Please get mindbroken by your wife and love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926085
Too late fool, he's ours now. Soon You will join us as well, and tailpussy will reign in the human realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926224
no, I will cream pie wife in her vagina only

[Anonymous No.]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-mandragora

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926224
I don't want to lose my virginity to the tailpussy and become a slave to the pleasure it can give! I want to make the chief god proud by only doing vaginal for the purpose of procreation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926247
>not knowing about the venom
Fool, I feed my wife's tail first then I give her approx 60 nakadashis in her realpussy anyway. They say it's addictive, but I can quit whenever I want.

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>>33926224
Pathetic ball of fur has only one extra meat hole, and it has spines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926039
I don't care about sub/dom/etc autism but equating a dominant woman with literal faggotry is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ready for our date, anon?"
>

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33926369
fuck out of here, I only creampie inside my wife in all her hole to make sure she is pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926091
Ancient Zrn'tillrkhn secret from old country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926224
It's true Anon, it feels amazing. I want to stay in the tailpussy forever, letting it milk me all day and all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926369
Of course I don't use a condom for headpats
I use two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926369
But I do wear protection when headpatting monsters. I'd probably catch a disease if I wasn't wearing protection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926545
alp

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>>33926258
It's funny because it's true!

[Anonymous No.]

wurm salamander combo, you'd get an actual sword autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926554
Not alp, just someone who knows you shouldn't go touching bubble slimes barehanded with all the toxins they eat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926745
not sure if i want to be smothered by all that MEAT or that mofu
meat or mofu, which to choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926772
I live for this to happen to me

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>>33926772
Both, she spoons you as you use her tail as a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33921780
>and it's too long to attract new readers
That's where you're wrong. The longer the story, the more likely I am to read it. I just lost some interest because of the harem I heard about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926327
Says the fatso that's too overweight to fly.
>>33926299
Chief god said tailpussy is okay, and Manticores are honorary paladins. Give in to tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918386
>too old to be hunted by CCs
>now prime target for oji-san hunters
You are never safe in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926912
manticore, how can you post with such large paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926912
>Manticores are honorary paladins
I never heard about that. I guess if the chief god said it's okay, guess there's no harm in trying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33918386
>too old
Some 30 something dude is a kid compared to a 200 yo vampire or pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife play vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to be annoying but if Magus is here I was wondering how close we were to the chapter 51 drop

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
she doesn't understand what the pretty colors are doing on that fancy shiny rock is doing, her words not mine

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>>33921730
>>33921765
>>33921780
>>33923814
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/67867177/Introduction
Reading this, it appears he said "fuck it" to 2020 and took a year off

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
If she doesn't she's not my wife

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>>33927065
She's not very good at them.
So I've gotten her a keyboard suitable for her hand size.
Maybe that'll help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
She likes Spyro

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>>33926953
it ain't me, fool
>>33926964
Oh it's from the recent apocrypha, weird You haven't heard about it. Anyway go try it, and let us know how it went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927312
I love the tailpussy looks like a separate entity, and one who might say FEED ME, SEYMOUR

[Anonymous No.]

quick I need to make a dankui, wetter than Niagara falls, what do I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927382
whisper following words to her ears: "quantitative easing"

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>>33927382
>Haha You're so smart when it comes to business, how about we sign some deal, so you can invest my money in my name for a cut?
>Haha You can write the deal Yourself, I never read that stuff before signing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
Yes but she can only play certain ones, she really like music and rhythm games though

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926369
>not wearing a full hazmat suit when touching monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927428
>quants make danukis wet
No. Now give back the stock market and no one will make you jizz unto retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927312
Tried tailpussy, don't know how I went so long without it. Thank you chief god for blessing the world with wonderful tailpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

would me writing findom slut on me catch me danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915344

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>>33927363
Which monstergirls like dentists? Or have happy feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33919028
can't you say no to get away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927382
>Do you want to see my $GME stock?

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>>33927382
Just pick her up, sit her in your lap in front of the pc, open up your financial portfolio, and ask for help while you stroke her hair and ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927621
Crocodiles like dentists.

[Anonymous No.]

if danukis are the ones who make you a pawn to their will by leaving poor and them as the only option, what monster would like for you to that for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927641
>Still holding haha
>She freezes up
>Starts cumming while her shoulders go limp and her legs shake in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927382
Ask her for a small loan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927669
I will never be satisfied until KC adds canonical crocodile girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927702
of a million dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927716
Agreed. I seriously need some fat fucking croc or gator tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927702
How much for one lemonade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927622
Yes, this is true brother. For best results you should follow the teachings of the Chief God. So speak your denial directly into their pussies. Remember that wet clitorises can muffle sound propagation, so clean the area thoroughly before speaking. Hail the Chief God.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33927735
Tree fitty and a head pat boyim.

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>>33927716
I wonder how croc would translate into monster girl
>Their ambush attack is now them hugging men that get too close and spinning them until they're on top, croc jaw strength has been changed into inescapable monster blowjobs
>Can still make that grumbling sound that shakes the water around them, as well as hissing and other croc sounds

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>>33927716
>>33927733
Alright, calm down Anon Moses

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927811
fuck you, i gott draw that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927767
Does she also accept forehead kisses as payment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927702
can i use my body as collateral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927716
this girl be looking pretty clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927754
What am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927823
No that's a tip only thing and tips are mandatory at her establishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927794
Getting stuck in a crocodile blowjob and having her fat tail on my face sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33917696
Once you get access to Ao3 will you post all your stuff there? I'tbe great to have it on Anubis.moe
Other than that, nice work

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>>33927794
They'd be a natural competitor to the Bunyip. Instead of autistic shyness the gator girls would have near Hellhound levels of ferocity. Imagine trying to travel through a swamp full of fluffsnakes and angry crocs.

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>>33927754
jabber-gazer

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>>33927897
sounds like my kinda swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927871
I thought tailbrushing was how you tipped at a nuki establishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927925
Wait a minute... is she lying to me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927869
The Deadly Spawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927883
Yes sir I plan on transferring all of my works both the new and old, and I'll drop the AO3 link when that's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927754
I've seen better

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927716
How the hell do you satisfy a deviljho's appetite?
There isn't nearly enough meat to stuff her full...
And she keeps getting into fights with this big Kakuen nearby too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927621
Penguin harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928031
Drugged Meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927436
>I never read that stuff before signing anyway.
That one sentence makes every demon's tail flick from side to side in both anger and arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928105
>Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, gosh lady do you have to be so boring? How about this can't you just, like, have my soul forever or something and we'll work something out from there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928105
The only way to get a stronger reaction is to give them a blank contract with signature already on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928083
>Drugged Meat
Is that Papa Wendi's secret for getting his little ones to bed? I thought he just gave them small sips of his bourbon to calm them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928233
Define small sip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
Side b where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
One will play slower paced strategy games but otherwise isn't a huge gamer.
The other streams to just do live shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

how does your wife react to you being nude in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927065
So is the idea you have white bedsheets the same colour as the pillow case, so it looks like she's real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927897
So it's like alligators vs pythons in the Everglades but with crocodilian girls and yips competing to see who can have anons babies first?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33928447
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the heaviest object your wife can lift with her pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928350
>"You don't have goo or a resilient body."
>"You'll catch a cold."

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>>33915344

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928452
Not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928565
to be fair, she's fine as is. Basically a dark mage or w/e

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928350
Do you want to spend all day advertising your current state of arousal, with no cover or protection to shield you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928604
YES

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>>33928452
Looks like a witch to me. She's fine. Now that is settled, we can mock her for being a one pump chump. Sabbath BTFO again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928648
My wife always seems to be antagonizing the Sabbath. Probably because she wants to see me get beat up by little girls.

She's freaky like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928274
Teaspoon's worth, just enough so they chill out and stop playing mountain climber on Wendidad's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928695
>Not strong enough to fend off some little girls
Your wife must be a shit for you to be such a weak incubus.

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>>33928695
>not being able to beat up little girls
Much shame for your poor wife. What species is she? I bet you buy their cookies too. What's more important: your pride as a man, or Thin Mints? I suppose if you really need to, you can tag team the Sabbath with your wife's help. While nude. It's for scientific purposes. Clothing is a confounding variable, you see.

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>>33928759
>>33928787
If I can't beat a Baphomet with my hands tied behind my back... what's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928536
No way an echidna would have a house that drab

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>>33928819
>Tease the doorman and the CEO comes out
I don't think it works that way anon. What's your wife doing, bombing their headquarters?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33928819
I rescind my mockery, and applaud your dedication to the scientific method. The weakness of the Baph is well known. Combine nudity and height based insults with your tied hands for guaranteed results. Your victory will live in legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928854
This is why I walk around everywhere with my waifu. Stupid Sabbath try to kidnap me around every corner when she's not with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928829
That's just the little house at the end of the almost endless dungeon around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928854
what do i need to do to be that guy? i REALLY want to be attacked by a pack of sexually predatory lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I have a confession to make. I claim Sabbath benefits because my waifu is small in stature but could care less about Sabbath tenets. I don't shill for lolis, I don't recruit other guys to fuck lolis, I don't care if you like breasts, in fact I quite like big fat tiddies and most importantly I don't make my cute wife call me big brother or anything kinky like that. Despite this I have an Onii-chan ID which puts me at the front of the line at theaters/amusement parks, I get my 15% discount at restaurants, and get my check in the mail every month. I truly must apologize to Bapho-chan, but these benefits are too good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929009
GOOD, ABUSE THE SYSTEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929009
tis only a matter of time, the pedo-inducing chemicals are going to take effect any second now

[Anonymous No.]

>NASA declares Earth is safe from asteroid "Apophis" for 100 years
Uh...grapekeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929132
>safe for 100 years
what did they mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915344

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929160
Ancient evils have weird compulsions. Why they insist on 100 year naps after getting beaten by their rivals is unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928918
>Tiny entrance that leads into a massive subterranean labyrinth beneath
I really like that concept. Wonder if multiple echnidnas ever work together to create super dungeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929132
glad that i wont have to experience the pure dread and panic of a metore hitting earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929203
Reminder to never EVER pick up the pen for your Hebi coworker who dropped it. Pic rel will happen if you do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928873
>guaranteed results
Charm magic is very strong. Or, as my wife would say, I am very weak to charm magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929106
>I'm upset because they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin bros into pedos!

[Anonymous No.]

This is slightly off-topic but we're at page 10 anyways. I've been addicted to playing Duel Links recently and it's got me thinking about consensually being raped as punishment for losing to a monster duellist

[Anonymous No.]

How do Jinkos react when they find out they have a baby in their tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929132
SG-1 keeping us safe from being graped

[Anonymous No.]

>>33928918
envisioning this scene somehow gave me a deep sense of loneliness and bittersweetness.
imagine going through a long arduous journey through a dilapidated dungeon forgotten to time, only to see this house, abandoned and partially reclaimed by nature, long after its former inhabitants have perished. this shit gives me mixed feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>33915344
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Frenchthenhen/894974/Dark-Slime---Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929303
Intense snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my wife near

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929000
You got to sat the special magic words

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33927716
What is it about monster hunter monsters that make such good MGs?
>>33927794
A while ago when I brought up the bite strength for crocs/gators an anon also posed the idea it could be leglock strength, I don't know which is better, being trapped in a croc blowjob or trapped by leglock

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929682
Dairy breeds of non-dairy breed monster girls are a must.
Even if I need to make the cursed items to make it happen myself.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/2Dwkl9EWdt
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 142. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/jrafjnek

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929203
Does it still count as fate if one party or the other orchestrates the encounter? I say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929302
>Haughty White Dragon with stunning Blue Eyes defeats you in a duel
>She calls you a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck with a first rate dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929203
Shes lookin awful smug for having met me 7 seconds ago. Is that really how little they take to decide that you're theirs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929839
>Getting raped by a dragon with Kaiba's arrogance and pride
Diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929839
Lady, I play my card games like I build my 40k army.
For fluffy gimmicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929870
7 seconds? Surely you jest. It's fate. Fate! She's known about you your whole life! 7 seconds is too much time to delay anyways! Why waste even a second when destiny says you belong together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929870
Her brain knew you were single and available the nanosecond those sex hormones clicked into her smell receptors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929906
What you're saying is she shouldn't be surprised when she pulls down your pants to reveal a crazy modded penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929784
>that hellhound picture with both a flesh fang and a regular fang in the same spot
When will the sinful Japanese be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929784
thanks wikifag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929929
>Tell her you’re a Lightsworn player ready to show her your Judgement Dragon
>That night in bed you Deck Out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929348
Just slime me up senpai
Just cover me in it
I wanna sleep in it forever
Fuck having a free will I just wanna be slime food
Please just do it already
Add me to the "needs to be slimed" list

[Anonymous No.]

>>33929302
>Every duel between a monster and a single man has the "If you lose you have to marry me" thing going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>33926745
What a big bad wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930091
Did Kathy Catherine in ZEXAL do anything for anyone else or was it just me? She was basically a werecat

[Anonymous No.]

Thieves deserve to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930257
I'm dying at how that comment is worded

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930257
But what if I snuck in to "steal" from the hoard in order to get caught and punished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930308
Punishment, possibly followed by being added to her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930241
Yugioh had a ton of great girls and that's not even getting into the monstergirls. Tea Gardner and Alexis Rhodes come to mind, to be honest I haven't watched it since I was a kid so a lot of the names aren't coming to me. The chick that used plant monsters in the motorcycle was also pretty top tier, pretty sure her name was Akiza

[Anonymous No.]

>>33930302
The allure of dragonbutt can make even the most articulate man look like a 2007 youtube comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>33920039
>>33920071
I THOUGHT YOU MISSED YOUR GRANDMOTHER?