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Eternity !YUpZRCgyJg Sat Mar 29 02:26:36 2008 No.339733 [Reply] [Original]

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:27:23 2008 No.339740

>>339733
Yes, but consider that GL 15 had over 22000 frames of animation, whereas an important episode in your normal series has around 12000.
I think it still equates to GL's being superior even against a 52 episode animu because even by normal standards it is so infinitely superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:27:26 2008 No.339744 delcious copypasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:27:44 2008 No.339746 /r/ that one with Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:27:59 2008 No.339749 >>339740 wat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:28:06 2008 No.339750 Touhou 11: Reimu kills Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:28:15 2008 No.339751 >>339740 wait what

>>	Eternity !YUpZRCgyJg Sat Mar 29 02:29:54 2008 No.339768 >>339740 I think you missed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:30:41 2008 No.339779 YWUIG: Reimu cockblocks Dumbass by sending him home right before the Cirno/Mokou/China/Keine/Patchy orgy

>>	Eternity !YUpZRCgyJg Sat Mar 29 02:31:00 2008 No.339780 File: 102 KB, 800x600, 1206757860960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Random posting of Reimu

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:32:07 2008 No.339791

>>339740
Actually, what really piss me off in anime is the usual main character hipocrisy.
You know, lines like
"You don't need to be special, blabla, being special doesn't mean you'll get to the top, you have to have heart!"
And then momo is a buster machine fucking overpowered shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:32:11 2008 No.339792 >>339779 That's MR. Dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:32:16 2008 No.339793 >>339740 stale, misfired pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:32:27 2008 No.339795 >>339779 Oh god, I'd even prefer a LAKE END or any other end where Anonymous dies over this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:33:02 2008 No.339810 >YWUIG: Reimu cockblocks Dumbass by shootan danmaku at his crotch

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:34:12 2008 No.339811 Touhou 14: Reimu decides to hax all youkai under a certain level to permanent death so she would only face tough opponents. Cirno dies, Letty cries. Also, Marisa achieves the landmark event of stealing every single book from Patchy's library.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:34:39 2008 No.339813 >>339780 I see Marisa

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:34:49 2008 No.339816 >>339795 YWUIG: Reimu conspires with The Lake and drowns every single female Mr. Dumbass has had feelings towards into a watery and danmaku filled death. Reimu also gets Yukarin to send Mr. Dumbass back to his boring, everyday life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:35:09 2008 No.339819 I really don't like Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:38:40 2008 No.339845 >>339816 > Reimu also gets Yukarin to send Mr. Dumbass back to his boring, everyday life; Mr. Dumbass is later killed by The Pond, The Lake's second cousin twice removed. Fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:39:12 2008 No.339848 I hope the next Touhou game will have a storyline that will actually make sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:42:40 2008 No.339872 >>339845 What happens to The Puddle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:46:15 2008 No.339887 >>339848 prepare to be very disappointed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:47:41 2008 No.339898 >>339872 Nobody likes The Puddle. I mean, here we are just walking down the street, then suddenly! Moist feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:47:51 2008 No.339900 >>339872 Must you be such a gd pedophile?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:49:17 2008 No.339910 >>339900 well, it IS deliciously flat, there's nothing flatter actually. also, BRB, fapping.

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Sat Mar 29 02:58:07 2008 No.339983 >>339872 Killed. By me.

⑨‮oykosneG fo suomynonA ,onriC ‪‪‪‬ !mOWjKAWAII Sat Mar 29 03:02:08 2008 No.340012

>>339740
>>339791
Fags, lurkers, cunts, lend me your ears.

Have you ever killed a real enemy in place of an anime character you hate? Earlier today I crushed a rat's head with a rock while imagining it was Rossiu. I then watched this scene in Gurren Lagann 18 while fingering my ass until I came.

Any familiar stories?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:03:12 2008 No.340025 >>340012 CIRNO YOU'RE ALIVE?!

>>	⑨‮oykosneG fo suomynonA ,onriC ‪‪‪‬ !mOWjKAWAII Sat Mar 29 03:04:56 2008 No.340035 >>340025 Someone told me to post more here. So I figure I'd actually try. I've been lurking here the entire time. I just have a real problem with posting at more than one place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:05:27 2008 No.340043 >>340012 I imagine I kill Berserker everytime I kill a fly. fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:05:31 2008 No.340044 File: 34 KB, 700x700, 1206759931283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340025

>>	⑨‮oykosneG fo suomynonA ,onriC ‪‪‪‬ !mOWjKAWAII Sat Mar 29 03:06:50 2008 No.340058 File: 26 KB, 193x187, 1206760010166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340044

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:07:57 2008 No.340068 File: 122 KB, 640x480, 1206760077484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340058

>>	SPACE JESUS !QTGzIELrnI Sat Mar 29 03:08:03 2008 No.340075 >>340012 >>340035 >>340058 OH DEAR LORD IT'S YOU CIRNO I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:08:09 2008 No.340070 >>340058 We missed you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:09:13 2008 No.340077 >>340012 Remember, this is why you don't let your little brother watch Gurren Lagann with you before he finishes his biology homework.

>>	the official /jp/ tripfriend !KVzOEaUpQc Sat Mar 29 03:10:03 2008 No.340089 >>340012 Oh god. Were you singing "Row Row fight da powah" too ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:11:02 2008 No.340098 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/163608

>>	⑨‮oykosneG fo suomynonA ,onriC ‪‪‪‬ !mOWjKAWAII Sat Mar 29 03:15:04 2008 No.340113 >>340070 >>340075 Tadaima! ヽ(°ｰ° )ﾉ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:15:21 2008 No.340116 >>340077 i got a shitty grade on my physics exam because I watched 10 straight episodes of Gurren Lagann the night before. Physics seems so... pointless now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:16:39 2008 No.340125 >>340116 Thats a shame. After all, its a requirement for just about anything in college and university.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:19:55 2008 No.340151 >>340125 I was accepted to a top tier university with earth science. Rocks for jocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:20:08 2008 No.340154 >>340116 If there's one thing GL should teach you, it's physics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:23:36 2008 No.340177 >>340113 (ノ´A｀）ノ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:24:10 2008 No.340179 >>340113 >>340058 >>340035 >>340012 You actually came back? Cool

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:24:32 2008 No.340182

>>340154
It taught me more about breaking physics than applying it. Not to mention that I was pretty out of it that day (seeing how my GL watching transferred into the late hours). But that was only the first test, and I've easily compensated for that grade with the recent one.

Anon presses on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:24:35 2008 No.340184 File: 304 KB, 900x892, 1206761075495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340179 Forgot my image

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 04:50:42 2008 No.340823

I know at least the first only works if you ignore the fact that they destroyed Hakurei shrine FIRST. I'm pretty sure other games follow such mischief by the demons, undead, vampires, and all such who inhabit Genokyo before Reimu goes on her supposed rampages.

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