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Stop and smell the flowers.

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>> No.34123077

Good times

>> No.34123082
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I need more sexy, big winged griffons in my life. Not enough sexy, big winged griffons.

>> No.34123136

I am the Chronicler.
And I am here to tell you that mamono dig a man who knows his lore.

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We flower-power now?

>> No.34123149
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Well everyone, she's complete. Cannot state enough how much I loved this commission, or how delicious the smug turned out. Huge huge thanks to the amazing artist ShoogothMaid, who can be found here: https://twitter.com/ShoogothM . Absolutely wonderful to commission, easy to work with and great pace. Hope you all enjoy!

>> No.34123153

Do you accept sexy small-winged griffons?

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>> No.34123204

Damn, that's one intimidating manticore, nice.

>> No.34123213

i'm only interested in fish lore

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>> No.34123238
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So I wonder
how exactly does one sleep in bed with large/abnormal bodies like lamias and such

>> No.34123269

I'm subscribed to VaatiVidya, where's my monsters?

>> No.34123289

Oh really?
what about hakutakus? what happens when the teacher cow has nothing to teach?

>> No.34123298

You get a buff cheshire that won't stop spouting giant dad memes.

>> No.34123301

>dark souls lore
Not enough. Everyone knows Dark Souls lore these days.

Hakutaku will get that knowledge out of you.

>> No.34123311

How do you feel about the wings in >>34123149

>> No.34123313

Nobody wants to know about kingdom hearts

>> No.34123332

What would you say is more complex
KH lore, gundam lore or Nasuverse lore?

>> No.34123341

does knowledge about firearms, swords, and military tactics count as lore?

>> No.34123384

>those abs
>those teeth
>those eyelashes
Oh baby.

>> No.34123393

manticores will drain and dump you like a cheap boyslut

>> No.34123415

She has that look like she knows despite the protests, her raping you will be the most enjoyable experience of your life.

>> No.34123432

I'd say Nasuverse, if only becuase most of fate is both canon and not canon at the same time, and it gets a mit more fuzzy when tsukihime/melty blood and kara no kyokai are added to the mix
Gundam is mostly self contained, the only real issue is figuring out the order of the UC shows/mangas
KH lore is complex, but its needlessly so and feels like 2-3 different anime settings got crammed into a disney crossover

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I tried my best but one of the bubbles was little hard without context
what manga is this?

>> No.34123467

The eyelashes are definitely the charm point.

>> No.34123529

The last page of a big tiddie mandragora hentai by Mizone setting up the next girl who appears to be some sort of birb

>> No.34123530

It’s the last page of Mizone’s newest dryad story

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>> No.34123560

very good

>> No.34123565

The turn-them-into-obedient-sextoy/broodcarrier kind

>> No.34123629
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It makes me think how long does it take for a hakutaku to "learn" things?

>> No.34123783

I could talk about Touhou lore, WW1&2, old Warcraft lore, Muv Luv.

>> No.34123799
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>Prove that you are not Order sympathizer by kissing me.

>> No.34123828

is that all, ma'am or would like a side of tongue as well with your order?

>> No.34123835

What about Elder Scrolls?

>> No.34123866

>Wanting a lilim
>Wanting hat lilim

>> No.34123877
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Lilims agre great monsters to lust for

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>My wife would not appreciate me kissing othe-

>> No.34123896

I have them in my Steam menu?

>> No.34123916

they are?

>> No.34123917
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>> No.34123946

Who are these and is the more art and stories of them?
Or is it just one big story some guy is doing?

>> No.34123956
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Where can I get a cute pet ocelomeh?

>> No.34123957

>Palamina actually getting art
Neat. It always irked me that she had an actual story but was ignored over meme lilims like lani.

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she has a few dotted about

>> No.34124036

No idea, never heard of them before.
Losenis' Esdeth lilim. She's a bit edgy for a lim but Alls Fair in Love and War is a fun read, plus he's redoing it.
Literally only exists because Chowder wanted an OC lim. Moving on.
Beast's lim. Just like Losenis' lim she doesn't behve anything like a lilim but she's fun if you ignore how un-MGE she is.
Lim from a very old story where a man allergic to mamanobama has a lilim after him, but they can't physically meet without him dying. So they send letters to each other. It's sweet, and there's a sequel the author never finished.
Annoyingly, I can't remember the story name.

>> No.34124054

>no kawaiipenis

>> No.34124079

>Honey, I know you like to role play but can you take off the uniform and we just have normal loving intercourse for once?

>> No.34124106

>She doesn't behve anything like a lilim
I thought she corrupts women and stuff?
Also phillia is a OC made by some guy nano knows who seems to get bullied as a gimmick

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>> No.34124114
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>Mid-ranking noble in a monster-friendly kingdom
>Volunteer to be diplomat to Dragonia as every time a single male is chosen Deonora awkwardly spills her spaghetti and nobody else wants to go through that
>Once arrived in the throneroom Deonora is already blushing and trying to stammer out something about how nice my eyes are
>She finishes her that could be construed as a not-so-subtle marriage proposal with a tangent on how necessary it is for a queen to have daughters with nice eyes
>In response I take out the carton of eggs I bought for just this occasion and pull out a single egg (I ate the rest on the way over)
>Crushing the egg in my hands then show Deonora the empty egg carton and continue with trade negotiations as if nothing happened
>Every night for the next few weeks Deonora is pacing around her room and mulling over what it could have meant
>Settling down for sleep one night after discussion with her minister on organization for the upcoming fertility festival she suddenly gets rocked by a realization
>It’s the final night of my stay in Dragonia and I’m packing for the trip back when several dragon knights come into my room and arrest me
>Dragged into the court and see Deonora standing in the middle wearing a night robe
>Tells me that if I were that eager to volunteer as the guest of honour for the festival I could have just told her
>Her demeanour is entirely different from before, what was once awkwardness nervousness is now cold Queenly confidence despite the trickles of arousal running down her thigh
>Spend the entire duration of the festival beneath thick dragon hips while clenched in her plush thighs.
>When the festival ends I can’t feel my hips and I’m too tired to walk. Deonora princess carries me to the palace where we have a short dinner and wash up in her private baths.
>Deonora tells me to wait in our bedroom and after a few minutes saunters in wearing a set of white lace lingerie. Despite the stiffening below I try to protest that I’m already late and need to return to my kingdom to tell them what’s happened
>Deonora laughs gently and then speaks ”Did nobody tell you? The ‘duration of the festival rule’ only applies to everyone else, new couples trying to conceive keep going. That means you aren’t leaving Dragonia until you put a princess in me”
>Get pushed onto the bed as she covers us with her wings then leans in and whispers and we’ll need to give her some little sisters too, a Queen has to have multiple heirs to keep the throne secure of course
Reminder that bantering with mamano as a diplomat can easily result in a making a faux pas. Which may require having to publicly apologize by breeding her in accordance with divine fertility rites. Please be careful anons

>> No.34124115

Not falling for foxes and their lies.

>> No.34124140

>Dark Mage Snek

Oh No! I hope she doesn't enjoy bewitching lone adventurers with her dark magic and them making them scrub and polish her scales! How horrible!

>> No.34124155
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Steelim talk, eh?

>> No.34124170

where can i go to be a cute pet for an ocelomeh?

>> No.34124291

A general unkown, I think theres art of her in the archive
Maid be losenis. Main character of "All's fair in love and war", a story currently under rerwite
Based of general esdeath from Akame ga kill she's a more a millitary general than a sex demon
Made by Chowder for the band wagon, was going to get a story but it was scrapped years ago, is a hollow shell of nothing but memes
Made by Iron Beast, Selene Beast's shonenfag tendencies given MGE form and is more Lubu than a sex demon. Main character of "Overwhelming Might"
Made by Abaggijawah, is the main of "long distance seduction" and its sequel. obessed with perfection IIRC

There is a crossover story where some of them were in it, but that was more for name drops than actual plot

>> No.34124317

Only if we hold hands while doing so

>> No.34124339

The sins dont work for them as they could all be filed under "lust"
>Overwhelming Might
He named the unnamed story?

>> No.34124358

>>long distance seduction
That was it. I fucking loved that story.
It's such a shame nobody really remembers the writefagging from around 2015. We had so many back then, and while they weren't all that great I miss guys like PRW, Abaggijawah, Parkedbuggy and even Alp and his hilariously terrible dialogue.

>> No.34124408

If he didn't want to become a mere ape he would have shielded his eyes after she complimented them. Making eye contact was an explicit statement of consent after that.

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>Making eye contact was an explicit statement of consent
So is making eye contact then looking away, or not making eye contact at all, keeping eye contact for too long also triggers their husband seeking radar. Looks like autists and shy men are out of luck no matter what they do

>> No.34124470

Druelle isn't a fan OC so she doesn't fit on that chart

>> No.34124477

Exactly. Dragon customs are so generous, we should all be thankful.

>> No.34124482

The sins could be just different flavors of lust.

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>> No.34124493

Are any of the other stories good? (other than that long distance one as that seems nice)

>> No.34124495

I know right? If you respect them they'll reward you and if you accidentally disrespect them they'll take it upon themselves to teach you proper manners. Dragons truly are our betters and know what's right for us, we should listen to them all the time

>> No.34124539

What are these threads like during euro hourss?

>> No.34124543

Fuck it, Steelim talk, lets go!
What one do you like most and how would you fuck them?

>> No.34124552

>The Viccy Ficcy
Lose is a good writer, but his setting is nothing like MGE and it even features a Lovecraft character. I think it's good, but some find it a bit too edgy.
>Selene's story
Beast's writing is a bit rough around the edges and the dialogue needs more work, the story itself is basically a shounen battle manga so if you like that then go for it.

>> No.34124556

way too confusing, reading about monstergirls driving on the wrong side of the road throws me off.

>> No.34124580

The same honestly, only slower due to lower numbers

>> No.34124604

The same but slower.
Some of the more /pol/ interested anons like to claim euro hours are worse somehow, but if anything the real problem used to be weekends. Before covid turned every day into a weekend for people with unimportant jobs, that is.

>> No.34124615

I'd mention mine but I only have a small amount of her world guide written and no art to speak of.

>> No.34124623

pa jebem ti mater pizdun proklete

>> No.34124651

>Stephanie Makai is the first black trans lilim in the world. She's Druella's favourite sister(?) and came up with the plan to invade Lescatie but gave Druella all the credit. Her weapon is a brick.

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>> No.34124666

Torn between mating pressing Viccy and getting amazon'd till I'm dry by Mari.

>> No.34124677

Mari has the best art, is the most fleshed out due to being one of the OG steelims, and has the cocaine cat.
So her. Too bad she wouldn't be interested because she likes viking muscle men and I'm built like someone holding up a frog.

>> No.34124680

>Her weapon is a brick

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>> No.34124726

Remember to be wary of drinks given to you by monster girls, they may contain any of the following things
>manti vemon, Aphois Venom, etc
>sleep potions
>shotafication spells
>curses to make you attracted to her and only her
>her salvia and or other bodily fluids
>ultra viagra
>liquids that turn the penis into a shitty glock knock off
>liquid that turns dick into a Mosin Nagnat and makes all /k/ monster autists wish to play with your junk
This statement was sponsored in part by the order and the anon wizarding guild. Stay safe and stay a virgin

>> No.34124755

>So her. Too bad she wouldn't be interested because she likes viking muscle men and I'm built like someone holding up a frog.
To be fair the creator said if you're into her she's totally cool with people doing alternate setting versions where she ends up with (you)

>> No.34124763

Giraffes have a very long tongue

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>into the trash it goes

>> No.34124879

Time to go dumpster diving!

>> No.34124898

This, combined with the depth of their throat, has be suddenly I M A G I N I N G

>> No.34124931

This would be funnier with their legs all sticking out and kicking.

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At least make it interesting

>> No.34124955

Mari, if only becuase she's rockin a sweet hat and that scene in another story 2 where she turns Leah into a dark matter.

>> No.34125007

Just wear sunglasses.

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>> No.34125022

>clawed heels
that's gonna be a nightmare on the floor

>> No.34125036

She knows, but she also knows maids are best rewarded by being punished.

>> No.34125065

Probably the ones capable of injecting venom, so an Apophis comes to mind. Gazers if you want hypnotism. Gremlins if you want to mindbreak multiple girls because of the different forced orgasm machines she can think of. Raijus if you want to condition them with the joys of pleasure. Alternatively, the Tentacle girl's extra art is shown to have edged a poor women until she is "prepared and ready"

>> No.34125075

what is better, stern meido whose body you made your toy, or cheeky meido that sasses you until you pound her into next week

>> No.34125100

One of each

>> No.34125124
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I like these two, theres somthing about them that feels sisterly., moreso than other lilims.

>> No.34125151

Plant girls are cute! Must be fun to live in a modest treehouse in the woods where you have little vegetable gardens you grow with your wife.

>> No.34125157

Lims are great.
Just imagine, a super powerful !evil leader whose favourite thing is to cuddle her little husband because at the end of the day she wants to be loved just like everyone else.

>> No.34125162

How to resist urge from pricking yourself with the barb?

>> No.34125177

Why resist? Look at that bright red dripping tail pussy, it's literally teasing, demanding even. Do you see those eyes? She knows what you want.

>> No.34125185

Lamias probably coil up to their husbands like the opening in monster musume. Arachnes would be in webs with the hubby snugly cocooned in a hammock. Not sure about centaurs, though.

>> No.34125191

I'm not the only one who sees six raspberries, right?

>> No.34125203

I do too

>> No.34125210

This is propaganda! Manticores are known to give comfy aftercare with their neck mofus

>> No.34125219


>> No.34125249

>We should listen to our betters

Strong, elegant, and shapely scaly hands typed this post

>> No.34125251


>> No.34125252
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Alright gonna make cards for all of them in a random order then a team photo once I have their overall designs fleshed out. First I present to you Sarah, the Cursed Sword, the team's natural born batter!

>> No.34125264

Aw, why the frown? A cutie like her should have a cocky grin!

>> No.34125268

Based. Deonara deserves happiness with a loving husband

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>> No.34125279

Don't mess with the brick

>> No.34125280

>using a "modified" bat
Alert the authorities! This is cheating! [Nice work. Looking forward to the next./spoiler]

>> No.34125292

>Spell that makes your cum smell like Hoppe's No. 9 and makes your penis make the Garand *ping* sound when you climax

>> No.34125303

She's currently in the hunt for a guy, but keeps getting passed up for her more... exotic... teammates! She's upset because she just wants a man in her life!

>> No.34125307

I wish I knew anything about baseball so I could understand what the stats mean, but this is still pretty sweet.

>> No.34125328

I would willingly take something like that and jerk off in front of monster girls but hidden enough that they don't know that I'm making the sound.

>> No.34125334

Pretty good

>> No.34125338

They're beyond good. I'll probably make the others less stats-heavy and more meme/horny heavy

>> No.34125346

Who's the envy lim? Art looks amazingly comfy

>> No.34125364

>Anon drained so hard he can barely stand
>Collapses against manticore gf
>Face buried in her fluffy mane
>Slips into dreamland while she coos in his ear
>Tail gently milking him while he sleeps

>> No.34125380

>Sarah is carrying her ragtag team of misfits
Hilarious. I can see Cheshire-chan being responsible for most of the literal last-second catches too with her poofing.

>> No.34125398

Shows that you want a dragon to breath fire near you so you can admire her

>> No.34125415

ELH's. Guy lost his shit and left the community in a huge tantrum. Twice.
Some days I don't blame him, the people he was arguing with the second time around were also pretty scummy.

>> No.34125419
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Stern mature maid that sasses you but makes cute little eeps and gasps in bed

>> No.34125432

>the community
what community?

>> No.34125435

inb4 you're her pet

>> No.34125437

Powerful monsters need a husband who's going to tease them to keep them on their toes. And be honest to them when everybody else has conflicting interests

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>> No.34125452

Go camping deeper and deeper into the Tezcatlipocian Jungles until you're pounced on by one

>> No.34125457

Being so tired after sex you fall asleep while still having your cock inside a monster and getting milked throughout the night is very underrated. Whether she's awake or also asleep

>> No.34125460

This "community".
Specifically the discord I guess, but that's just a bunch of namefags circlejerking and endlessly splitting off into little cliques who hate each other for petty reasons.
There are a silly number of servers and secret clubs at this point.

>> No.34125470

Am i missing pieces or Overwhelming Might stops after 3 chapters? I got to reading Beast's stuff yesterday but on Ao3 the story stops there

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>> No.34125493

if i say things like 'sup yall kike nigger faggots' will i be kicked from the discord?

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>Revealing the existence of the super duper sekret mg discords
An automaton kitsune assassin has been sent. Do not resist

>> No.34125503

Wikifag here, KC's fanfic site had around 118 images, they'll be added to this week's update.

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>> No.34125526

Monster City One sure did get strange in the future.
And finding a cryo-tube with some human male from the past must cause quite the ruckus.

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>Live in a small, secluded valley in a mountain range, almost impossible to notice, even from the air
>You used to notice several dragons who would fly over your valley, going about their lives
>But they never noticed you, so you lived your life
>As the year goes on, you notice that fewer and fewer dragons are flying over your valley
>Before, it would be normal to see five or six dragons a week, all different ones
>Now they are all gone
>Except the biggest one, the one with the scarlet scales
>Wake up one morning to her in your front yard, scales glittering in the morning sun
>Now that she is close enough, you can easily make out the tangle of scars across her human parts, some obviously more recent than others
>Does nothing to damage her beauty though, even with the massive one going across her face
>You are so preoccupied with getting a close up look that you don't notice how close she gets until the claw grabs you and yanks you out of your home
>You are halfway out of the valley before you find your voice, but anytime you start to ask something, you are instantly silenced with a rumbled "Quiet" from her
Turns out "Living in her territory" also counts, and she is planning on punishing you for withholding such information for so long

>> No.34125529

I'm not even on any, I just know they're things that exist for some reason because people mention them from time to time.

>> No.34125531

Speaking of. Is that guy who was translating stories from KC's site still around? I read the vampire harem one that got posted who knows how long ago and it was pretty decent

>> No.34125535

Leaving the community has greatly reduced my stress levels. Which in turn has improved my health. I still anon post sometimes, but I'll never be getting into another MG discord unless KC himself invites me.

>> No.34125542

Nice! look forward to them all anon!

>> No.34125588

Makes sense, the discords went from comfy funtimes to basically an eternal 4chan thread with names, filled with the expected assholes and constant derailment.
Some of the smaller ones are still good though. The problem is always a lack of gatekeeping and letting the /monster/ types bring their paranoid political ravings into the fold.

>> No.34125596

Discord in the first place may be the issue. Never used it but from what I've heard it seems to take the worst traits the internet gives people and amplify them to be even worse. Of course other places may not be better but the only mge "community" I use is this thread and occasionally redux to read translated material

>> No.34125606

Then you're using the best one, frankly. Any other places get derailed fairly easily when you don't have the screen of being anon to tell someone to quit fucking blogposting.

>> No.34125615

It is always nice to cuddle with the gentle side of manticores

>> No.34125625

The problem isn't so much Discord itself as it is the types of people that 4chan-based communities attract. I've had perfectly pleasant times in Discords where 4chan-isms and bullshit is gatekept out. But where there isn't any gatekeeping/moderation, you end up with pure shit.

>> No.34125653

Time to make her panic by hiding under her horde when we arrive!

>> No.34125663
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So what's the difference between an anubis and some jackal?

>> No.34125667

camping sounds fun

>> No.34125670

None of the main discords are about monster girls anymore.
Monos, Yans, TFT and that new one by the echidna anon are interchangable messes that focus on shitposting, /pol/ and porn sometimes.
A few of the smaller ones mostly stay on topic but have their members heavily vetted because so many members of the community just want to shitpost or cause problems.
The wiki discord is just hell. It's full of kids and retards, and used to be filled with awful RPing.

>> No.34125676

None except for the fact one has gold jewelry

>> No.34125678

Jackals let their long floppy dog tongues loll out when you ask for a blowjob, anytime.
Anubutts want you to wait for blowjob time before they let you facefuck them.

>> No.34125695

Anubis have detachable heads

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One is appointed by divine decree to serve the pharaoh as an advisor, the other is a desert mutt

>> No.34125708

>she pulls out a crayon drawn picture of you playing with a red dragon
>it's just something you drew when you were younger, probably due to seeing the dragons so often
>she claims this was your proposal, she accepted years ago and was just waiting until your hips looked like they could take the full brunt of dragon love making

>> No.34125715
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Finding battle-scarred woman attractive does make me feel slightly guilty. It's a good thing that monsters don't take offence to such things and love having their husband admire every part of their bodies. Especially dragons who are extremely protective of what's theirs. I like to think they would see scars as proof they can defend their most valuable belonging: (you).

Besides, the idea of filling a battle-scarred dragon with cute daughters when she's many times older than you and far stronger is very appealing for some reason.

>> No.34125748

>Technically you need to submit an appointment request for a blowjob
>The request can be submitted in writing, but usually it consists of a hard pinch on her bottom and a low, firm command whispered in her ear
>She still makes hubby fill out the request backdated and filed in triplicate for her records
>She'll have Analytical Statistics section run the numbers at the end of the month so she knows what to wear to achieve the greatest number of blowjob requests

>> No.34125749

since you guys are talking bout dragons, how would it be like to be raised by one? would she be a helicopter parent?

>> No.34125761

>letting the /monster/ types bring their paranoid political ravings into the fold.
oh noe
i think the solution is to ban anyone who self identifies as literally anything. whether its a furry, nazi, gay, or especially tranny. sane people tend to keep that shit to themselves

>> No.34125769

>Slowly filling out the record for yet another blowjob request as a normally quite stoic anubutt gives you the sloppiest, nastiest head imaginable, with her saliva fucking pooling on the floor from her eager bobbing.
Gonna fuck up that form and have her suck me off again while I do it right.

>> No.34125776

Despite being terrifyingly strong and incredibly powerful magic-users, Human boys have one thing they can do that even mighty Dragons cannot: create life and reach that itchy scale midway down her back

Even the haughtiest and most powerful Dragon Lord must kneel before the majesty of the Male human form, and his talented tail-scrubbing and horn-rubs.

>> No.34125786

Yes, people like you made the discords shit. Well done.

>> No.34125800

sup tranny

>> No.34125806

The platform itself isn't the issue, it's just IRC but more user friendly. It's like the other guys said, it's a gate keeping/moderation issue. Mono's was advertised openly on twitter, Yans was in a pastebin free for anyone to join while TFT and the wiki are public too.
That's not a knock at any of the owners, I'd just never use them for trying to discuss monster girls because they stopped being that ages ago because once it gets to that point it's impossible to start kicking without upsetting a lot of people.

Smaller, private ones are still the best. Just have to have a no politics rule and they usually runs themselves

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>have friends on Telegram that I met online
>have a SHITLOAD of monster girl art as my profile photos (some of which is pretty explicit)
>Grandma joined Telegram

>> No.34125832

Just wight your grandma

>> No.34125833

>Analytical Stats Sphynxes rubbing themselves silly to the number of BJ TPS reports received this month
>Cover sheets often reek faintly of boycum or contain hastily scrawled grafitti, such as "This one was really good, I love that corkscrew thing she does" or "Please tell her the blue lipstick is my favorite" or even "Anon wuz hear <3"
>Conclusion: Anon is clearly sexually attracted to filling out paperwork, as requests went up 30% after the BJ TPS report system was instituted. Recommend requiring reporting for other sexual activities, to be supplemented with video and audio recordings (for further study and data verification purposes)

>> No.34125850

>The platform itself isn't the issue
Yes it is. It's made for namefag circlejerks. Comparing it to IRC is invalid, back when IRC was popular smartphones didn't exist and the internet wasn't full of braindead people. If IRC was invented today, it would be shit too because the current population of the internet is too retarded.

>> No.34125856

>Promisory notes

Cringe. My Dragon waifu STACKS PM's exclusively. Get your (((Tanuki Reserve Banknotes))) off my board

>> No.34125899

I want to be fucked retarded and made into a slut for my wife! Who else wishes this

>> No.34125918

i dont even have words for how much i agree with this

>> No.34125922

Hard to be fucked retarded when you're as stupid as I am.

>> No.34125930
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I want a troll to slam her fat ass down on my cock until words are fucking algebra to me.

>> No.34125943

>Foolish Demon Lord!
>You cannot fuck me until I'm retarded, I'm already denser than any protagonist!
>Denser than lead!
>You have no power over me!

>> No.34125945

lets forget words

>> No.34125966

I would rather have a submissive fucktoy wife that thinks of nothing other than wanting to be groped, domed, and molested by me.

>> No.34125969

anon doesn't know how to speak anymore after the lim was done "marrying" him

>> No.34125975

>Giggly, high-pitched valley-troll voice prattling on while SLAMMING her fat, jiggly ass onto my hips over and over
"Hee-hee! You're, like, soooo cute when you moan like that, stud-muffin! Oh! Time for another cummy! Ready? Ready? Here...we...gooooo! Soooo goooood, mmmMMMmm!"

>> No.34125981

Names exist on every site that isn't an anonymous imageboard. They aren't inherently the problem. Harping on about smart phones is dumb because the internet was always full of dumb shits, the ratio in 2d places has mostly stayed the same but they're just more noticeable because 70% of billions is more noticeable than 70% of millions

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Thanks for the new fetish. I want my troll wife to make me just as fucking empty headed as she is when she works her enormous behind in a morning strut to the kitchen.

>> No.34126077

>Quiet, painfully obedient Kunoichi meido that starts dripping and rubbing her thighs together the second she hears the key scrapping in the lock
>She knows she's going to spend the whole evening serving her new Master dinner, getting pinched and groped and played with, and then giving him the best slow, edging blowjob in the world until he decides he's ready to pound the living daylights out of her tight wet pussy until he's utterly filled her hungry womb to the brim.
>Good Assassins know that sometimes the mission requires losing to their opponent and spending the rest of their lives as submissive sex-pets, that way the target is too distracted filling her up with his children to worry about world domination.

>> No.34126101

>Boss, I'm trying to surprise my husband with a smooch on the back of his head when he isn't looking, but the clap of my fat latex-covered asscheeks keeps alerting him, and he keeps impregnating me on the spot!

>> No.34126121

You used "have illustratiton" tag for stories?

>> No.34126178

Gushing granny!

>> No.34126183

Wings too big, I'll get mindbroken if she wraps those around me.

>> No.34126198

>Y-you don't think I'm a dummy, do you, Hubby-lovey?
>I mean, I'm not, like, the smartest girl ever, but Mrs. Haku always said I had plenty of 'Sheet Smarts', whatever that means...
>Aw! You're such a sweetie! Besides, I don't have to be brainy. Like I always said, I'll just grow up and marry a smart Hubby who does all that that dumb boring smart stuff for me!
>Now, since my favorite cuddle-bug was a good boy and filled me allll up, how about I make my smart man some nice hot Banana bread?
>Oooh, no no, we went three rounds already! We need to get up and, like, do stuff today
>Ugh, you are, like, soooo spoiler! Alright, one more, let's do reverse cowgirl this time! Like, giddy up, hee-hee!

>> No.34126217

>after the game
>all of the girls are signing autographs from their adoring fans or being intimate with their husbands
>poor sarah sits on the bus all alone

>> No.34126219

I wouldn't get mindbroken, but with those big wings covering me up and concealing me from anyone else, I'd be the biggest cuddleslut imaginable. Like a fucking switch- outside the wings and I'd hug her, kiss her, pat her head. Inside the wings, and my mouth would be right on that perfect tummy, licking up her neck, moaning like an absolute slut.

>> No.34126245

>at least she has her baseball bat

>> No.34126271

>Wide-hipped, heavily pregnant Kunoichi trying to be stealthy on her way past her Hubby
>Everytime she gets caught, he edges her, makes her suck him off, and tells her to try again
>The more desperate and distracted she gets, the harder to be stealthy
>Eventually he takes pity on her and rubs her silly while she rests her head in his lap while they both watch Space Outlaw Anon reruns

>> No.34126277

Mindbreak by wing hugs and fugs is exactly why I will attack the Harpy Queen during royal invitation.

>> No.34126282

Saddest thing I've read all day, delete this

>> No.34126325

and this is part of the reason I love wurms

>> No.34126344

I would call you retarded for using your real identity when posting monstergirl hentai on social media but judging that you're a phonefag and an alp poster that was already pretty clear

>> No.34126353

I always think of Wurms as simple, but earnest, whereas I imagine trolls as ditsy giggly stepford wives (except for Southern Trolls, who somehow talk with honey-thick Dixie accents and love to laze around half-naked on the porch all day long

>> No.34126384

>Husband is incredibly intelligent with his friends, super into philosophy and the sciences, all his acquaintances can't help but comment on how enriching even passing conversations with him.
>IQ literally burrows a hole in the fucking floor as soon as he sees his wife fat fucking ass
>Wife still thinks he's utterly genius because his reduced IQ is still high (for her)
>Friends are lightly amused at how mindbroken he is.

>> No.34126394

What kind of snack would a lich like?

>> No.34126400
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>manamachines, son!

>> No.34126425

>Two-handing sword, using shields on tail
She's so cool! How do I stand a chance against her?

>> No.34126440

curved swords

>> No.34126447

You don’t. Now take off your pants

>> No.34126448



>> No.34126451

Something efficient and doesn't take too long to prepare.

>> No.34126456


>> No.34126489

Or something that would stain her work like cheetos or chips.

>> No.34126490

pizza rolls?

>> No.34126505

My dex isn't high enough to use them, knew I shouldn't have dumped all of my points into luck. Guess I'll just do >>34126447 and accept my fate.

>> No.34126517

I'll challenge her to a cookoff, there's no way I lose!

>> No.34126534

>a fan finally comes up to her
>says she wants an autograph
>sarah gets her completely unused pen ready
>"no, not you, the bat"

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>Marry one of those like super-smart mathemagicians or whatever that the local Pharaoh hired for statistical whatchamacallits
>He's, like, soooo dreamy
>Could listen to him talk about anything for, like, ever.
>But if he's soooo smart, why can't he resist my Banana Bread?
>He literally begs for hugs and cuddles too, it's like he totally forgets he can just grab my bottom and take what he wants whenever.
>Talk about absent-minded professor, LOL
>Like, who's the dumb girl now?

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>> No.34126564

>Show me a good time, Anon!

>> No.34126579
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Remember to Seed the Trolls

>> No.34126582

I love the little hearts on her shoes.

>> No.34126603

This fucking pic gets me every time for trolls.

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How do I tell the difference between a holst and a mino?

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>> No.34126646

how leaky their tits are

>> No.34126657

mino will instantly rape you
holst will rape you if you don't milk her

>> No.34126665

All this talk of Manticores and the new art makes me want to be a slut for as much tail pussy as I can get.

>> No.34126679

Seed the trolls. Feed the trolls. Breed the trolls

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>tfw no Phantom waife
why even live?

>> No.34126754

>anon has been mindbroken into a slut without himself knowing

>> No.34126760
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Ridding the countryside of dangerous trolls is really much easier than the old tales make it out to be. Just resign yourself to being the loving husband of a tall, curvy devoted Troll wife and you get to enjoy a lifetime of watching her prodigious ass bounce up and down on your cock and all the baked goods you can eat!

>> No.34126764

because you don't have an autism wife!

>> No.34126780

I'm gonna stay at range and snipe her in the back!

>> No.34126790

You fool. You lost the moment you step into the kitchen. Now accept your fate as her house-husband

>> No.34126791

Minos are sassy, lazy tomboys with rock-hard abs who want to club you over the head, ride you silly, and then use you as their personal daki.

Holsts are sweet-tempered southern girls who just want to spend all day enjoying the great outdoors with you and all night being groped and milked and bred

>> No.34126812

You can't be a slut for tailpussy because one tail is more than enough to MERE a man

>> No.34126818

I like to think of wurms as being like Mr Bean. The problem solving abilities are obviously there but for some reason they're just operating on a different wavelength.

>> No.34126829

Just watch me. I'll have a whole gang of delinquent Manticores who live using their tail pussy on me! People will call me the porcupine because of how many spines I have in me!

>> No.34126837

good night i am going to dream of my big mino wife

>> No.34126856

I'm so lucky to have a monster gf who will protect me from the effects of monster mana so that I have free will AND enjoy the perks that monsters have to offer in their realm.

>> No.34126913

>baby-talking a loli when she is, in fact, a high-ranked sabbath elite lolibaba

>> No.34126923

You do end up making more Trolls this way.

>> No.34126934

great way to become a baby yourself for a day

>> No.34126984

Cooking Sabbath Branch
Cartoonist and Comic Artist Sabbath Branch
Gamer Sabbath Branch
Automobile and Transportation Sabbath Branch
Blacksmith Sabbath Branch
Sports Sabbath Branch
Theater Sabbath Branch
Firefighter Sabbath Branch
Astronaut Sabbath Branch
Fashion Sabbath Branch

>> No.34127008

Yeah it stops there as far as im aware

>> No.34127021

>the spell slowly strains out and you become a shota, attracting ara-ara middle-aged giga-mommy pedo-mages

>> No.34127029

I want a cooking sabbath familiar to crush my pelvis with her massive weight.

>> No.34127058

! !

>> No.34127107
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dem teeth

>> No.34127112

i wish i had more pictures of thick tailed girls being held up by said tail while being humped and having their partner hug and rub that tail with their face

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>> No.34127140

my wight mommy looks at me funny sometimes, It makes my pp hard too. wat do? She also likes to touch me a lot. Why am i feeling like this? She makes me bathe with her and massage her. She even makes me sleep in her bed. what does it mean?

>> No.34127154

All girls with shark teeth are for mating press

>> No.34127161

you have to be 18 to post in 4chan. shotas gets IP banned

>> No.34127166
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So you can get a wisp wife instead

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wise words

>> No.34127215

I see no downside here.

>> No.34127248

I prefer to think of it as not affecting free will at all, but still giving all the fun effects.

>> No.34127251

How big is a wisp's cage? Are they cramped?

>> No.34127271
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I love a girl with a winning smile.

>> No.34127276

Very based
That is true, but growing up with a strong male influence in their life, combined with being taken to country dances where they can meet eligible farm boys really cuts down on the sheep-stealing and bridge ambushes

>> No.34127336

Considering it’s both you AND her in there, probably
But who DOESN’T want to be locked in a confined space with an obsessive rapist wife?

>> No.34127346

On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil is your gazer?

>> No.34127349

With that face, the smile's probably the only winning part of her head.

>> No.34127382

>fluff tuft
The detail that turns a good piece of art into a masterpiece.

>> No.34127399

We're talking about the one in her open booty shorts right? Because if so I agree so fucking much it hurts that I cannot have her a reality.

>> No.34127466

human boys BELONG to onis and just let other monsters and human girls borrow them.

>> No.34127474

>letting other monsters fuck your men
I thought bicorns were supposed to be the cuck species?

>> No.34127485

sexy medium violet oni

>> No.34127491

>the one in her open booty shorts
Yes, that one. The one your nose will be buried in while her massive paw grinds your pitiful face into her hungry depths.

>> No.34127500

how do you escape a kiki with baby on the brain?

>> No.34127509

Impregnate her.

>> No.34127520

The word for cuck in various languages is related to horns and they both are horned, so this checks out.

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>> No.34127533

Give her what she wants, and then some.

>> No.34127540
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here I bring a drinking penny wight, it still needs shading

>> No.34127556

you only delay the inevitable

>> No.34127565

I want to tell the flower girls they stink!
Hey! Stinky!

>> No.34127570

then some?

>> No.34127578


>> No.34127594

give her too many babies

>> No.34127623

>anon with complicated feelings likes to heckle the alraunes from a distance, thinking that he's safe
>finds out the hard way that they can uproot and move their flower base

>> No.34127635

with your kids?

>> No.34127636

I want to make break my way out of Order territory, surrender when I'm inevitably caught by a MG patrol, and tell them that I don't want to be a bad person while crying about the horrible life I left behind.

>> No.34127643

400 babies

>> No.34127662

That outfit is puffy enough to fit an entire human boy into.

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>> No.34127671

powerthirst would probably exist in MGE

>> No.34127682

Prepare for brutal and unforgiving emotional support that eventually leads into a happy marriage

>> No.34127691

Imagine being a househusband of an oviparous monster and keeping the egg safe while your wife is out working to support you and your unhatched daughter.

>> No.34127712

if alraune tentacles are half as horrifying as mandragora feet are the sheer visage would be enough to send me into cardiac arrest.

>> No.34127733

Already do. Wife is going to have heart palpitations when comes home and sees us sleeping peacefully wrapped up in a blanket.

>> No.34127770

well I do, she is a but worried that I'm a little excessive with my machine gun nest and mines but I say it's all so our child can hatch without any stupid adventurers trying to carrying our baby off into te night

>> No.34127805

Gyaru Shoggoth!

>> No.34127818

>owl mage wife comes home from her 9pm-5am job and the first thing she sees is you cuddling the egg

>> No.34127823

Gyaru Kikimora!

>> No.34127833
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fancy shog

>> No.34127838

Gyaru Vampire!

>> No.34127845

this is the recipe for immortality, literally.
the encyclopedia clearly states that the average lifespan of your harem(including yourself)is always equivalent to the lifespan of the longest-lived/youngest monster inside it, so as long as you kept reproducing with your progeny and adding their fresh life essence to your shared mana circuit death would become a non-issue to your now virtually immortal bloodline.

>> No.34127856

how? the tan is made how?

>> No.34127864

>Shoggy runs to the next town over to pretend to buy something
>Comes home to see me in the basemenr sleeping next to the eldrich abomination egg-womb
>I have a little blanket over me and the baby covered in eldrich inscriptions
>Shoggy almost to excited and happy to make the ShogCamera properly to snap a picture for the ShogScrapbook

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Vampires seem nice. Are they nice?

>> No.34127874

how does she respond when you pull a cross on her?

>> No.34127875

or just marry an undead and become an undead incubus like the rest of us

>> No.34127881

I'd eat cheap scraps at a tavern with her. Probablyw wouldn't sex but would be a good companion, she looks like she's reliable.

>> No.34127893

>Vampires used to seethe because they couldn't tan
>Vampires now beyond smug at the advent of the spray tan

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Tanning salon doesn't use the real sun.

>> No.34127905

what is the face smugger than smug itself?

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>> No.34127910

moonlight, obviously.

>> No.34127924
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>> No.34127950

how would a tanned hellhound look like?

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>> No.34127964

I'm gonna turn Big Bad Evil Monsters into housewives, and there's nothing they can do to stop me.

>> No.34127973

a completely featureless black void.
you probably wouldn't even be able to see her in a dark room.

>> No.34127983

like being raped by your own shadow

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>> No.34128001

so the only things I can see are her beautiful eyes and her pearly whites

>> No.34128029

absolutely cursed

>> No.34128040

>get home from a long day at work
>flick the light switch
>pull out your phone and turn on your flashlight
>your wife is standing right in front of you
>you jump and drop your phone
>scrabbling of claws all around you as she starts darting around in the pitch black, savoring your terror

>> No.34128062

>10 years later
>get home from a long day at work
>flick the light switch
>jump forward and tackle the darkness in front of you in a bear hug
>you land on top of your wife and hear the repeated thump of her tail against the floor

>> No.34128075
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How to unedgify lims?

>> No.34128082

turn 'em into dumb housewives

>> No.34128086

Try tongue but hole.

>> No.34128098

>come home another day
>lights don't work
>dive forward into your loving wife
>eat shit
>turns out a wurm knocked out the underground lines and it was an actual blackout

>> No.34128104

Mating press until morale improves

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>> No.34128122

Does that mean when you open her pussy up to eat it out, it will be pink or would be darker than black?

>> No.34128125

Just edginess? Nothing a few daughters won't fix.

>> No.34128135

>slices lines
>receives what would be a fatal voltage to other monsters
>"the ground here is tingly!"
>moves on with her day as if nothing is amiss

>> No.34128137

Oh, fuuuuuck

>> No.34128161

best mg for depresssion

>> No.34128170


>> No.34128176

the Puyi method. a life of hard labor is often enough to humble even the most pretentious mamono.
while repeated pregnancy is also a tried and true approach to de-smugging, the two methods function better when employed together.

>> No.34128181

I sometimes wonder what the mothgirl deal was?
why would she so obsessed with the guy, did the two have a past that was not shown?

>> No.34128206

I wish I could buy this comic

>> No.34128210

he probably cucked her or something.
the author did a spin-off where the two are happily married and enjoy a very pleasant life as a couple.

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>> No.34128225

>a very pleasant life as a couple.
i dunno, at times the guy gives off the vibe of a battered wife.

>> No.34128229

You wouldn't make your pregnant wife do hard labor, do you?

>> No.34128235

can my zomb at least smell like cheese or saurkraut?

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wat do?

>> No.34128256

The guy is just too much of a wuss to wife the moth. She's literally a perfect girl that would be loyal for you. Just take her out from the basement with the promise of nightly stargazing dates and you won't be constrained in that building anymore

>> No.34128257

I like this. More penny wight or nah?

>> No.34128266

nothing, cause I don't like lolis, am lover of milfs and CCs

>> No.34128267

Wrap her in towel sushi. She's all wet and I don't want her to get cold from the winds

>> No.34128277
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I hate insects can it be winter again?

>> No.34128279

I was gonna add some shading to it, but not sure if I am gonna draw her again for a while

>> No.34128291

like this?

>> No.34128292
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But insects are cute!

>> No.34128306

Call Sabbath Protective Services so she is safely returned to her onii-chan.

>> No.34128310

Oh I see. What's next then friend? More Anna-Maria? Breaktime? I appreciate your artworks, they have lots of soul!

>> No.34128316

isnt she prevented from leaving through like a barrier or curse or something?

>> No.34128323

gonna draw some funnies, then draw some Anna-Maria

>> No.34128326

What is with cow spider on the left? Why isn't she joining in with her friends?

>> No.34128339

and who's going to do the house chores while you are out tending the fields? she must learn how to maintain her home without the aid of her former servants, it's the minimum of responsibility that a soon-to-be mother should have.

>> No.34128344
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some cow-spiders are shy, or just sneaky.

>> No.34128347

>can it be winter again?
You'll have to bribe your local Ice Queen with cookies, milk, and hugs to bring the snow back

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>> No.34128386

>tfw there is an ushi-sized pile of leaves in your front yard
>While it looks innocent, a closer inspection lets you realize that it would be a prime hiding spot for grabbing you from behind while you are getting into your car
The ushi's are learning, evolving. Soon, nowhere will be safe for Anon's pelvis

>> No.34128396

kind of a pity that Zankuro got infected (at least partially) with the cuck virus.
Alicesoft is literally the devil.

>> No.34128406

I want to walk into an ushi ambush so I can pet the fluffy bits.

>> No.34128407
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>lewd the loli
>dick the daughteru
>impregnate the imouto

>> No.34128412
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Being saved by the Hellhound Fire Brigade!

>> No.34128422

But my house isn't even on fire!

>> No.34128424

any funny things I should draw? I want my sides to be orbiting pluto

>> No.34128425

Yes, but during the final month is the time period where you should be a good househusband and pamper her to ensure her health

>> No.34128436

Nah, she's just a hikki

>> No.34128444

does your mg watch anime

>> No.34128453

I got the impression that she can't leave cause she never goes out of the basement to go after him.

>> No.34128456

she likes the pretty colors, and jojo, a lot

>> No.34128461

>Not hunting the hunter and jumping into the leaf pile to snuggle the ushi

>> No.34128471

>"Yes it is, that small pillar of wax and wick is clearly on fire right there, now, we gotta get you outta here ASAP"
>"But that's a candle!"
>"What it is, is a clear fire hazard, now c'mere"
>Anon gets dragged off

>> No.34128491

i miss when jojo was obscure in the west

>> No.34128500

draw a smug lilim becoming unsmug when she sees a popularity poll

>> No.34128513

So there's this lich, right? And she's a scientist. During one of her experiments, she turns herself into a pickled cucumber.

The levity of this situation is derived from the absolutely preposterous notion that such a feat would ever be accomplishable. This already side-rendingly hilarious jape is compounded by the idea that even if it were indeed possible, there would be no foreseeable reason for such an experiment to take place. While this deep and thought provoking comedy may be lost on the common plebian, erudite individuals, such as myself, will be able to interpret and appreciate the nuanced humor of such a riotous antic.

>> No.34128521

>Anon jumps into the leaf pile
>It's empty
>Meanwhile the ushi scuttles out from underneath the car and into the leaf pile

>> No.34128522

fair enough, she only needs to understand that your relationship is one of codependence and not one of one-sided domination, all else will follow.

>> No.34128536

pickle lich

>> No.34128550


>> No.34128563

i am shameless boyslut (but only for hellhounds)

>> No.34128568

>I'm telling you Druella
>funniest shit I've ever seen

>> No.34128569

who showed a lich rick and morty?

>> No.34128579

same but for WURMS

>> No.34128580

it's nice, but I'm worried about muscle atrophy from not moving for a long time

>> No.34128584

an alp showing a confused officer her out of date ID.

This too, it sounds hilarious.

>> No.34128585

Dragon Zombies! my heart bleeds for them

>> No.34128606


>> No.34128608

Dragon zombies are the ultimate CCs. Imagine how much they'll dote on you when you give her a quick kiss

>> No.34128617

your a goddam soul, you have no muscles to lose

>> No.34128627

do wurms become zombies too?

>> No.34128637

zombie deserve love too, just like you
pretty much any monster can become undead

>> No.34128641

Probably a lot less, given how wurms aren't overly prideful and would happily find themselves a cute husband.

>> No.34128656

undead greenworm

>> No.34128672

Mwehs from the grave to the bush

>> No.34128683

Hellhound biker gang

>> No.34128758

Take them to Oregon.

>> No.34128781

>Ushi grabs the anon from a leaf pile
>It's just a dummy doll
>The real anon pounces on her from a nearby tree

>> No.34128792

QUEST: find milk
>instructions bad, I found gold and a weird lamia-like monster girl that ain't too bright but produces a lot of milk.

>> No.34128813

But you found milk?

>> No.34128819

>Anon get's clothes-lined by the thread the ushi had strung between trees in anticipation for such an attack
>keikaku doori

>> No.34128820

That just sounds like an extremely elaborate way to fall into her trap.

>> No.34128828

Not him, but I like them very much. I kind of wish the artist would do a quick 5 min sketch with them spread out to really impress the scale of them

>> No.34128832

I found milk?

>> No.34128833

I'm ok with that if there's a shadow counter sound cue when she does it.

>> No.34128840

Jesus, is that a wight larping as a Bogey?

>> No.34128845

>Image dimensions: 15000 x 3000

>> No.34128854

I agree that zombies deserve love but I definitely do not

>> No.34128859

nah, google landsckehts, that's who I based her design on. they have some real puffy clothes

>> No.34128861

She can be ant sized, I just wanna see those babies unfurl.

>> No.34128869

I know but she looks like a walking plushmonster. How are you supposed to take that seriously in a fight? You just grapple her and tackle her and give her a gool 'ol squeeze, what's she going to do?

>> No.34128899

she has a fuck huge two-hander, imbued with her wight claws so good luck trying to get into grappling range

>> No.34128921
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Succ meidos shouldn't be teaching their young masters how to pin women down.

>> No.34128933

It's all in the momentum, it doesn't matter how many time she bisects and carves me up, I'm already bullrushing her, and this is a setting where your deepest desires can stop a hellhound dead in her tracks. I'm gonna have strength in my arms and she's gonna get squeezed, even if it's the last thing I do. I mean, it's definitely the last thing I do for the next few hours anyway.

>> No.34128936

You're right, they should be teaching the young masters how to get pinned down

>> No.34128945

she went from being a bodyguard to being a pillow

>> No.34128948

>Succ meidos shouldn't be teaching their young masters how to pin women down.
this sounds like the title of a ln

>> No.34128952


>> No.34128962

That's unbecoming of a maid.

>> No.34128964

what types of Light novels would monster girls would come up with

>> No.34128968

how do you feel about puns?

>> No.34128972

mostly gender flipped versions of what already exists

>> No.34128996

But the maid knows what's best for master

>> No.34129003

Puns are the number wuns!

>> No.34129004

i am always pining for more

>> No.34129005

a weapon of untold power to be used against daughters.

>> No.34129016
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If I knock up the ancient evil who wins me or her?

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>> No.34129054

Local wight finds a way to get hubby without trying

>> No.34129075

Her. Your nut will only last a few seconds, but she gets to smugly bump you around with her pregnant belly for months. She'll also use her gravidity as an excuse to hog more of the bed, claiming it's "space for the baby." And don't even get me started on how much she'll talk about how your daughter will be the crowning achievement of HER bloodline.

>> No.34129089

>Ngnnnnnn... you wouldn't creampie me AGAIN right after the first, r-right?
>Quote from vampire creampied a second time

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Puns are cool

>> No.34129101

If I milk a danuki, would the milk make a /biz/ wiz?

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>> No.34129145
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Tanuki milk
>+30% gold from all sources
>+15% magic find

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I am gonna tell a lich that I need a necromancer to raise my dick

>> No.34129175

>no Street Sharks
Not jawesome/10

>> No.34129189

I'm going to tell one that she should be more careful with her necromancy subjects because she's drop-dead gorgeous

>> No.34129197

where's alp now? his stories weren't great but he was definitely a persistent bugger

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>> No.34129215

sorry, don't speak moon runes

>> No.34129260

Okay so a Kikimora wearing her standard maid attire, right?
Except instead of a dress, it's a leotard.
And instead of a normal leotard, it's an anally anchored leotard.

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Sounds lame

>> No.34129278

This, but with a Shog instead.

>> No.34129307

>Anally anchored
I kneel, anon-sama

>> No.34129310

That's a chesty kiki

>> No.34129324

They're pretty meaty for slimes

>> No.34129351

Big refreshing milk tanks for mastah to partake in

>> No.34129368
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do you bully your wife? or does she bully you?

>> No.34129392
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I don't see her!

>> No.34129408

looks like something a certain person of color would do

>> No.34129411


>> No.34129448

i bully her tail

>> No.34129485
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Unless there's abuse going on, the only Greenworms that would die would be ones like this, which is a scary prospect

>> No.34129500

I sexually bully her and her BEEG body every night

>> No.34129512

>that granny blowjob on page 4
i didn't know mersharks had that ability

>> No.34129533

Is it weird to have a kid with a loli wife?

>> No.34129571

only if the daughter is bigger than the wife

>> No.34129592

Nah. The daughter should be normal size/large too so her mom can tease her about being her younger sister in public.

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>> No.34129641

the last thing you see before getting thrown to the ghouls

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>> No.34129663

She's a special mershark

>> No.34129712

Nope, in fact it’d be weird NOT to have one!

>> No.34129791

Do you think Minotaurs get self conscious about their lower dairy production?

>> No.34129831

I like to think their crippling weakness is sense of direction

>> No.34129867

I like this snek

>> No.34129872
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>Wings too big

>> No.34129881

What a long snake

>> No.34129889

if this is the case, fixing that issue is literally as easy as changing the source of their diet. if marune food can cause breast expansion on motherfucking baphos, the literal pedo species that feeds on the very concept of pederasty, then it should be able to massively increase the dairy output of an already naturally large breasted species.

>> No.34129904

monsters that use their anatomy to conceal public sex

>> No.34129927

wendigos, its what they do.

>> No.34129947

>comforting your undead Greenworm waifu whenever she sees a Papillon flying happily around

>> No.34129960
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The best monster for this. The act is perfectly inconspicuous!

>> No.34129961

This. >>34129005 No one understands the power of puns like a dad.

>> No.34129977

Insect girls who use their smaller secondary arms to support their massive tits.

>> No.34129984

beetles are cute

>> No.34129986

but it's not inconspicuous at all!
in fact, its soo blatantly obvious that people simply refuse to believe that what they are seeing is real and actually happening

>> No.34129988

Oooh, is that gaunt mint-flavored?

>> No.34129993

I bully her by writing different things on her cue cards about how cute she is, nice things about her hair, or how much I just love her in general.

>> No.34130052

how do I make a wurm heartpupil?

>> No.34130081
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There aren't enough pictures of patchwork zombies, and it's a damn shame!

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If you love her enough in that form then she won't feel any envy towards them. She knows that she's in the optimal form for breeding with (You) and is more than good enough to take all of your love. Even if you're into papillons, I don't think there's any way to resist how adorable an undead worm would be clinging to you looking for warmth and love!

>> No.34130098

I think it’s mostly because people prefer less decayed/gorey looking mgs and go for wights or ghouls instead

>> No.34130101

Wurm logic is weird. Usually you would expect some sort of action to trigger it right? Well for Wurms, you pretty much just have to ask. I'm not even joking, just ask one nicely and they'll just do it on command. They don't even know how, it just kind of happens.

>> No.34130107

Love me some patchwork girls. Gonna trace every stitch while I fall asleep.

>> No.34130119

That ass has definitely been stolen from elsewhere.

>> No.34130120

I bet you can make an undead girl cum just from tracing her stitches long enough.

>> No.34130148

I'll bet patchwork girls have display cabinets full of ass and titties that they swap out on the daily.

>> No.34130157

Now imagine what happens when you try to stuff a bogeys fluff back inside her.

>> No.34130167

so they can slap the ass of a beeg mino gal and the flat chest of bapho, nice

>> No.34130168

I've been considering gaunts for a while now. I'll try writing a story about them some time and see if I like it.

>> No.34130170

Whoever made/upkeeps the MEGA archive is a fucking legend.

>> No.34130180

>slim and spry one day
>fertility goddess the next
Dear lord, my dick couldn't handle it

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I bet greenworm stock traders love AAPL.

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How many daughters do you want? What kind kind of father would you be?

>> No.34130216

wikifag is cool, what specifically made you happy

>> No.34130226

right? without him the pastebin nuke would have been our own cultural revolution

there's still a fair bit of anonymous stories that are gone forever, but oh well

>> No.34130231

>Greenworm stock market
>A room full of Greenworms who have no clue what any of the funny numbers or graphs mean
>They just know up is good
>The only things they trade are food commodities or companies that they think are food

>> No.34130243

20 daughters and I'll would teach 'em the best I can and keep 'em very happy. Hell, I'll probably go into town and post wurm layer quests to get them hubbies so I can have some grandkids

>> No.34130246

I was browsing out of curiosity, and not only is it a snapshot from the pastebin faggoning, but it's also updated with new material.

>> No.34130253

Any monster can be undead, right? Then can any monster be a specific undead like a ghoul? I want to extra oral powers to already overpowered monsters.

>> No.34130260

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to make fun of a living doll just because she's short.
She may go visit her dark mage friend for an upgrade and then you have a Bloodborne Doll sized problem on your hands.

>> No.34130268

Get a vampire wight for that spiritual and physical draining

>> No.34130270

>They are called "Shishokuki" (corpse-eating demon) as well. As the name suggests, when they sense the smell of a woman's corpse that has been freshly buried, they dig it up and then give her a portion of their demonic energy, thus reviving the woman as one of their own kind, a ghoul. The woman then becomes a ghoul in body and heart, being newly reborn, she'll be overcome by an intense hunger, rendering her unable to think of anything else but using her mouth to suck off a man to quench her dry throat using his semen.

I don't see why not, seems like you just have to ask a friendly ghoul to give your gf a big ol' kiss.

>> No.34130277

But the doll is the best level up waifu.

>> No.34130279

La lala la...la...la

>> No.34130282

but what if I DO want a bloodborne sized doll? Teasing her would be the most efficient method right?

>> No.34130288

>Whoa, APPLE stocks are on the rise! Yum!

>> No.34130289

How many depends on the species I hook up with, but I see myself as a strange mix of being laid back but also very hands-on with how my daughters are raised.

>> No.34130290

Yes but this one is pissed at your earlier mocking and is looking for payback.

If you want her to then tie you up and milk you with her surprisingly soft chest? Yes.

>> No.34130291

Anon that's two different types of undead. I don't think that's how it works.

>> No.34130314

>Anon sees his little "investor" hard at work hanging out with her Greenworm friends
>Sees she's dumping into AAPL because "The stocks are on the rise, yum!"
>Runs off to the store quick as he can
>Buys apple juice
>Little worm beaming at her incredible investing knowledge upon seeing the 4 big bottles of apple juice on the counter top when she comes home
>Headpats while she sits on the sofa drinking her Juicy Juice
>All in a days work

>> No.34130323
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As many as possible, probably a househusband

>> No.34130336

I want a manticore-ghoul that performs the best kissing handjob, or a wonderworm-ghoul with double oral prowess, able to drug you and succ you through your tongue at the same time.
And while we're at it, what about a super yandere: a shirohebi-wisp. So extremely desperate for you she will never let you lose touch with her, and spends time keeping you doubly safe, locked in her cage and wrapped up tight. If she ever sees you noticing another woman... be ready for double the blue flame intensity. Conceivably shirohebi-wisps might be more common than normal, since wisps are born of extremely lonely lovesick monsters, and if a shirohebi died without ever getting a husband, that's exactly what she would be. An then her children would also be shirohebi-wisps.

>> No.34130339

yes, but lamia or mershark seem most appropriate for ghouls

>> No.34130355

Level up waifus are great, but I'm struggling to think of how one would work in MGE. Would it just be a omniscient monster that grants their husband some of their knowledge via level drain?

>> No.34130358

>Diamonds, Spades, and Clubs are all accounted for
...But where could the Hearts daughter be?

>> No.34130359

maybe two or three

>> No.34130366

very nice point. Mucus toads and akaname too. On another note, I bet ghouls would be very common in Roputotto's sabbath.

>> No.34130368

I want to coach an entire softball team of my daughterus.

>> No.34130371
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>"If you really insist on having sex with someone as old as me, you should wear this. I'm sure a handsome young man like you would be disgusted at the thought of impregnating an old hag."

>> No.34130372

The one with the heart is the wife, of course.

>> No.34130376

Where would the hubby-cage be located, though?

>> No.34130382

If they died again I don't see why not. Just keep stacking undead species.

>> No.34130384

Is she pretending to be humble or did she poke a hole in there?

>> No.34130394

Hags like you don't deserve protection, you're having triplets whether you like it or not.

>> No.34130395

I would probably want lots of sons and daughters, preferably within a close space of each other so that they can have siblings. I would try to be as best of a father as I can, meaning no daughter dickings and no kicking children out so I can duck my wife more like is mentioned in the encyclopedia. Yet another piece of the fantasy of mge that is very tough in rl...

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>> No.34130398

I don't think my heart can take the cuteness of smol loli ghouls

>> No.34130407

She's a gross regura bug, she kind of has a point.

>> No.34130415

Same as a normal wisp couple. The cage encloses the lovers, and in this case the shirohebi also wraps you up in her tail, binding you further.
think of the mesugaki potential

>> No.34130460

So there's:
Pott fairy

Who else could craft a world just for you and her?

>> No.34130468

i want to sex regura lobster and drink her bathwater

>> No.34130476

the magic sabbath made a pocket dimension too

>> No.34130487

Lilims, the're powerful enough to make pocket dimensions

>> No.34130490
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Good nite, wurmy is calling me to go bed now, so cya ya and think happy thoughts

>> No.34130498

if you're okay with a kingdom there's queen slimes.

>> No.34130502

how did she fit in a sleeping bag

>> No.34130517

magic, I ain't got to explain shit

>> No.34130524

I really like this one too. The left eye looks a little wonky, though I know it’s because she’s sleepy

>> No.34130530

Right eye I mean.

>> No.34130534

Any powerful magic user. High level Dark Mages and Baphos.

>> No.34130535

She's chaotic neutral at worst, not that she'd admit it. Typical evil acts, like harassing villagers or adventuring parties, is "amateur hour," as she'd say.

>> No.34130539

That's an organisation, not a girl though.
I already mentioned Lilim

They can populate it, but they can't actually make a world for you.

>> No.34130578

It's a sleeping bag of holding

>> No.34130580

Speaking of personal worlds...
So you've won the powerslut lottery and got a lilim. She wants to create a personal dimension for you two but wants your input on how the place should look like.

I think I'd want something that resembles a cross between a dark demon realm and Xen (as it appears in Black Mesa)

>> No.34130590

Person realm? No thanks, let's go settle in a quiet green realm where we can make friends and live a cozy life.

>> No.34130596
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>Bloodborne Doll sized problem
I don't see how it's a problem

>> No.34130603

ocean/island world

>> No.34130609

i'm not to be trusted with aesthetics.

>> No.34130640

>CC mg tries to pull the old "I'm to old for ya" trick on YOU
>Take that condom and eat it it
>Tell her that nothing can protect her from you

>> No.34130652

Confidence boosting is the best fetish

>> No.34130675

which of them is the mother?

>> No.34130689

>personal pocket dimensions
Time to tell her about this little story called "Myst", and all it's fascinating worlds.
We will be taking over the mamono escape room market.

>> No.34130690

>be a CCfag
>wait for a long time for your childhood friend to finally become a CC herself

>> No.34130692

Me too. The amount of exposure it's had since DP animated Vento Aureo is fucking insane

>> No.34130705

6 feet female
5,11 male

>> No.34130708

If a woman is corrupted into a monster girl does she keep her original personality or does that change? And would the original personality limit what monster girls she can turn into?

>> No.34130761

Hey, /jp/.
The 堕落の花嫁達 Fallen Brides book on mega and on the panda have cut lines at left side of the scans on some pages.
If someone have this book could you provide photos, even at low res helps of pages 269, 301, 333, 341, 343, 353, 367, 377, 379, 381, 385, 405, 407, 409, 445, 447, 449, 477, 485, 501, 507?
If someone post those pages, I will make a transcription of those cut lines, it would greatly help others readers and translators.

>> No.34130762

I'm not very creative, so I'd probably go for some version of a giant forest.

>> No.34130805

Anon, the ads! The ads, Anon!

>> No.34130807

I'd want two realms, one that's just a comfy endless castle with beautiful views and balconies of real nature, but you can't actually leave the castle. And one that's just a cozy little cabin out in some form of idyllic wilderness, surrounded by gardens and nature that we can talk walks in and have picnics.

>> No.34130814
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Always remember that Gehrman made the doll in the spitting image of Lady Maria, except taller. Because he could.
Funnily enough, I got curious about height comparisons, and google tells me that the doll is only 5'8", which would explain why people like Gascoigne and Gehrman seems to tower over the hunter, since he is evidently a manlet

>> No.34130840

same, except she likes sex more

>> No.34130848

Probably 1 or 2. And to be honest, a good one I hope. Both my parents were absolute shitheads and it fell to my grandfather to raise me, because of that I don't want children immediately after marrying my waifu, and I hope she understands and follows that.

>> No.34130854

Anons, what's the best way to live a celibate life in a world of monster girls? I just want to walk the enlightened path in peace. Is there a girl I could hitch myself to for safety whilst keeping our relationship pure?

>> No.34130866

it's just not an option
unless you're an orderite lmao

>> No.34130867

yes, and live a simple life, farming and hunting works

>> No.34130899

>Canonical manlet
>Doll-chan still loves you
She's perfect bros

>> No.34130906
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A dainty dress for a dainty lady

>> No.34130946

Monsters have individual personalities too, I'm sure you could find a monster with a similar outlook. Though she might demand lots of handholding and hugging in compensation.

>> No.34130971

>Walk to the end of the path of enlightenment
>Realize that true enlightenment is loving your wife and having a family

>> No.34130990

would that be your own descision or the DE working it's magic?

>> No.34130991

They only F Chads, pretty boys and psychopaths so simply be an honest non-metrosexual well-meaning man.

>> No.34131003

Your own decision. What is enlightenment, to have no attachments and become nothing? How fucking retarded. There's no room for nihilism in MGE.

Enlightenment in MGE is letting go of all superfluous notions and conforming to the great dao of all life. We are all merely animals, so fuck your wife like one and be happy.

>> No.34131028

After much consideration, I've come to a decision with the aid of your input. I will find a pleasant March Hare to settle down with and adopt orphans to satiate her maternals desires, preserving my chastity in the process.

>> No.34131050

This selfishness will lead you down the path of the demon. There is nothing but hollow façade here, empty of love.

>> No.34131075

Thanks, anon. I will now howl after every nut

>> No.34131078

Hey anons, let's make a bet. How long until wonderland mana gets to this guy that he fucks his fluffy hare wife both harder than a hellhound ever could and more frequent than a jubjub ever could?

I say it'd take around 3 months before he loses to the rabbit's mofu thighs

>> No.34131081

>Your own decision
maybe? i don't really know how exacly DE works and to what extent it changes you to your core, so i really don't know man
>What is enlightenment, to have no attachments and become nothing?
No, enlightenment is becoming an ideal, you know nothing of enlightenment nor nihilism.
>Enlightenment in MGE is letting go of all superfluous notions and conforming to the great dao of all life
maybe? you could very well be right in your assessment
i wish you the best friend

>> No.34131083

This is important. Do kikis howl when they orgasm?

>> No.34131097

that sounds nice. gradually building up a local small orphange, lying in bed with your virgin wife rocking a baby to sleep, taking care of lots of children young and old and guiding them a bit so they can live full lives with friends and family of their own.

>> No.34131130

>maybe? i don't really know how exacly DE works and to what extent it changes you to your core, so i really don't know man
I always interpreted DE as the force of one's will manifested both consciously and sub-consciously by you and your partner.

>> No.34131131
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>Yo Anon it's 4pm, time to test out the PowerPump 5000.

>> No.34131146
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Only if you ask politely.

>> No.34131156

>No, enlightenment is becoming an ideal, you know nothing of enlightenment nor nihilism.
What is Nirvana? What is annulment?

The highest ideal in Buddhism is nothing. Correct me if I'm wrong. Either way, it's an ahuman philosophy and not one to be found in nature. Except for insects maybe.

>> No.34131169
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A horde of absolutely hammered young horny lilims during a bachelorette party in slingshot bikinis blasting this and running around NYC/Times Square giving men lapadances and pole dancing on street signs

>> No.34131189

too vulgar for me. I'll be moving to a different neighborhood.

>> No.34131193

no thanks

>> No.34131197

>I always interpreted DE as the force of one's will manifested both consciously and sub-consciously by you and your partner.
from what i read it's a more dominant form of energy (think the dark side of the force compared to the light) and cannot exist without feeding on spirit energy
the current DL sort of rewrote the matrix and now instead of getting your throat ripped out you get a hickey, huzzah!
>The highest ideal in Buddhism is nothing
The highest ideal in Buddhism is to detach yourself of desire and mortal concern
"ahuman philosophy", you know nothing of either
consider breathing, it is something that is happening to you and something that you are doing
consider all the thoughts in your head, set yourself upon one which is positive, something that you will do and change it from will to just do and ignore everything else
if you follow these simple steps you will reach a state of quasi enlightenment, something priests and warriors were able to achieve, in Buddhism it's becoming one with all and just being

>> No.34131203

Are there any ideas about how human girls are dealing with half of their species being claimed by monster girls? "Dammit I only have 2 boobs but that monster bitch has got 8. How tf can I compete with that?"
Would churches spew propaganda about how the devil tempts men with creatures that mimick female humans??

>> No.34131206

I'll just be having that singled-out nerdy lim sitting in the back

>> No.34131209

Maids shouldn't be allowed to expose this much cleavage. It'll tempt their masters into distracting them from their duties! What a naughty Kiki!

>> No.34131215

I'd inform them that I was going to tell their mother how they were acting and that they need to cease

>> No.34131220

Trashy rich girls ruining things for everyone else as usual.

>> No.34131250

aside from coming monster themselves?

>> No.34131256

>The highest ideal in Buddhism is to detach yourself of desire and mortal concern
Humans desire and have mortal concern. To detach yourself from this is to detach yourself from lived experience. As far as I am concerned, whatever you'll be once you've done so, is not worthy of existence. Monstergirls would never detach themselves of desire and mortal concern, nor should you.

You keep repeating that I know nothing. Perhaps. But what do you know? Less than me, it would seem. The village idiot is better than you, for he lives in the moment, and embodies life. He embodies mortality.

>> No.34131291

>somehow sparked an existential debate when all I wanted was advice on how to remain chaste
Progress report: the March Hare girl I met was very sweet on our first date, but the topic kept circling back to carnal matters. I am concerned.

>> No.34131298

Basically, chastity is for the gays

>> No.34131320

The Church propaganda maintains that the nature of monsters hasn't changed. That if a monster catches you then she will kill you and eat you with the new feminine forms just being a trick.

>> No.34131333

>Humans desire and have mortal concern. To detach yourself from this is to detach yourself from lived experience.
You've missed the whole point of that I have been telling you.
He who reaches a warrior's peace is the moment, for he is at peace and beholds that nothing else matters.
desire and mortal concern are not bad, they just do not matter for he who is at peace, they stay the hand from doing far more effectively than any net or blade ever could.
The line between future and present is not clear cut, so he who is at peace is the moment with no attachemnt and may act as he trully pleases for he is not anchored nor defined by the past, for it does not exist.
But sure, obeying your desire and being anchored by mortal concerns is how most folk spend their lives, if you find that a life worth living then so be it, I wish you the best firend.

>> No.34131374

And I'm telling you a warrior's peace is just delusion. Nothing truly matters that cannot be shared amongst those dear to you. A warrior's peace is merely within his head, but a father's peace is with his wives and children. A brother's peace is with his siblings, a husband's peace is with his wife. Alone and without attachments we may as well not exist. I'm not missing the point of what you're saying, I'm rejecting you. Your philosophy is invalid.

We only exist in relation to our past, and in communion with our past we form our future.

Frankly, I don't wish you the best. I hope you fail, and fall, and have a loving network to uplift you when you awaken from your dream of solitude.

>> No.34131377

You just said a whole lot of nothing there.

>> No.34131401
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I'd probably leave most of the specifics up to her, but I would want it to just be constantly evening and always raining, I find the sounds of rain outside to be very soothing

>> No.34131420

Shouldn't that read "magitek"?

>> No.34131424

That is why March Hare makes interesting conversations! Imagine discussing about your favourite bugs and she somehow connects it to pervert matters

>> No.34131426

>but I would want it to just be constantly evening and always raining
Comfy. I wrote a story about a place like that. I should have stayed within that setting more instead of moving into a creepy bog.

>> No.34131433

I don't know why but for some reason her eyes are hella cute

>> No.34131448

>And I'm telling you a warrior's peace is just delusion. Nothing truly matters that cannot be shared amongst those dear to you.
again, you're arguing a false dillema, a warrior's peace is not just a warrior's peace
nor is it just in his heart for he is pure and serene
but sure, ash to ash, dust to dust, swords grow dull and iron rusts
lights will dim and hope receedes, you can hang yourself from the gallows tree, but in time even the mightiest of oaks will fall

>> No.34131453

Long nights tinkering and building fat-bottomed, big-boobed Automatons.

>> No.34131485

staying absolutely chaste, that is fulfilling yours and your perverted wife's desires in any way other than touching your dick is suprisingly lewd. Imagine the lewd kissing, massaging, and seduction that your wife would perform to get ypur spirit energy.

>> No.34131508
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Pic related has set foot in the MGE world.

What would be the fate of evil asshole elves in the MGE world?

>> No.34131524

>All things end, therefor we should aspire to have attachment to no things and become nothing.
You failed to demonstrate how a warrior's peace wasn't just within his head. If a warrior's peace was serving his lord, or fighting for his comrades, then I would accept that as valid. How can peace be in your heart, if nothing is in your heart? I'll tell you how, because that's the end goal of Buddhism. Peace is Annihilation.

I'm not entirely sure where you were waxing to the depressing in the end there.

>> No.34131536

Lots and lots of penis.

>> No.34131553
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I submit.

>> No.34131557
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>"Maybe I should make it rain today..."

>> No.34131564

Please do. I love rains

>> No.34131625

this kind of overwhelming smug apathy inherent to all "true" Buddhists kinda explains why the nazis received such massive support from Theravada-controlled countries and the Tibetans still had literal slavery until the commies got their way with them.
your supposed "compassion" is pure claptrap, even anabaptists somehow manage to be less cucked by the powers that be than people like you, it's fucking laughable.

>> No.34131633

It's been snowing for two days.

>> No.34131647

Smugness is the only coping mechanism of the nihilist, doesn't matter what breed. They just like to laugh at you for thinking things matter to detract from how they are to scared to care about anything. I really, really understand the mentality, unfortunately.

>> No.34131648

pls have it sunny
it snowed yesterday and i don't want my fruit trees to freeze

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You're about to use "that"

>> No.34131660

>hmm today I will make it rain

>> No.34131663

I have awakened.
Big Mino wife was in the dream.
Very nice.

>> No.34131669
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Make sure you get plenty of sleep, or the nightmare is gonna be sad that she gets to spend less time with you

>> No.34131683

She never visits me with nice dreams any way.

>> No.34131712

Damn it, I want a big monster to crush my pelvis just by sitting on me. Is that really too much to ask for?

>> No.34131726

Ironic that warhammer dark elves are the palest fucks in the setting.

>> No.34131776
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I fucking love Hellhounds so much bros

>> No.34131802
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I want to have a childhood hellhound friend and have tons of kids with her.

>> No.34131815
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Tomboy childhood friend Hellhound!

>> No.34131829

Hellhound who bullied me throughout childhood just didn't know how to express her feelings and now she wants to get married!

>> No.34131840

That's a dude!

>> No.34131848

Now that's what I'm talking about!
I wonder if the awkward first sex as teens would be just as awkward or would actually be really good.

>> No.34131853
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Hellhounds are for turning the tables on and mating pressing

>> No.34131878
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I'm gonna run away from this hellhound

>> No.34131907
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That's my wife!

I wonder if a Hellhound would want to avoid being too rough because she's worried about pushing away her best friend?

>> No.34131912
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Who let the dogs out?

>> No.34131914

You even sure they're a woman and not some kind of mid-transformation alp?

>> No.34131917
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I did, I like dogs.

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>> No.34131933
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My beautiful wife!

>> No.34131965
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No idea, but I'm about to let the dogs in!

>> No.34131984

It’s not usually my thing, but I really like this one.

>> No.34132271

Be careful anons, we're entering tengu mating season.Even if they are dorks, an aggressively horny bird is nothing to laugh at.

>> No.34132306

>I wonder if a Hellhound would want to avoid being too rough because she's worried about pushing away her best friend?

>Though tomboy hellhound that's really gentle and loving in bed since they don't want to hurt their partner and just want to show how much she loves them
Now this here's the good stuff.

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