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After all those years I can safely say Patchouli is the best design in Touhou history.

>> No.34141268
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>>34141170
No, but she is definitely great.

>> No.34141999
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Hey, you misspelt Fatchouli!

>> No.34142118

>>34141170
burn the obese pig, make barbecue with her

>> No.34144145

>>34141170
Maybe, but that varies person to person.

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>> No.34146142
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>>34141170
It's a great design, but I prefer Alice

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Would you be able and are you willing to help Patchouli get a heavy, leatherbound book from the top shelve?

>> No.34150962

A shame nobody draws her without stripes
>>34146142
I miss Alice, but there's no good opprotunity for her to come back in a new game...

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>> No.34153272

>>34150816
I'm 5'5

>> No.34154379

>>34153272
Hi patchy.

>> No.34156658

>>34154379
I'm not Patchy anon! I'm a 33 year old man!

>> No.34158387

>>34141170
maybe

>> No.34161139

>>34150816
No, lazy magician should just levitate and get it herself.

>> No.34163342
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>>34156658
So Patchy is a 33 year old man...

>> No.34165048
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She is cool, and she looks even better with glasses.

>> No.34173187

I like patchouli

>> No.34173533
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>>34163342
No!

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>>34163342

>> No.34179719

Patche is the most intelligent touhou.

>> No.34180165

>>34150962
Just do another game with a partner system. Marisa with Patchouli/Alice/Narumi and Reimu with Yukari/Suika/Kasen or something

>> No.34180818

>>34180165
IN duo system should've became a standard feature.

>> No.34187374

>>34179719
Only to the stupid.

>> No.34192894
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>>34187374
Everyone is stupid in comparison to Patchouli.

>> No.34192912

>>34150816
That's no hat! That's just a dropped napkin with a piece of cardboard sitting on it!

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>>34154379
Patche is big!

>> No.34197938

>>34163342
Is (s)he now? That's tragic.

>> No.34198146

>>34179719
I heard she's actually simple minded

>> No.34200976

>>34173187
me too

>> No.34209472

>>34198146
who told you this?

>> No.34214926

>>34179719
inb4 Yukari

>> No.34214942
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>> No.34224414

>>34214942
Proof!
NOT FAT!

>> No.34224816

>>34224414
Fat breasts and fat butt...

>> No.34229116

>>34224816
Using that logic, more than half of all women are fat before they even reach a point where they begin to accumulate ungodly amounts of weight.

>> No.34235126

>>34141170
Why does she only wear pyjamas though

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>>34235126

>> No.34237138

>>34214942
Bad Koa, don't sexually harrass Patchy

>> No.34241425

>>34214926
Yukari is senile, no one thinks she is intelligent

>> No.34246407

>>34229116
patche has fatter boobs and ass than just 50% of women

>> No.34253119

>>34241425
Everyone thinks she's a schemer.

>> No.34256921

poncho

>> No.34263295
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>>34256921
>poncho

>> No.34274813

>>34141170
bump

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>> No.34290706
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Great design

>> No.34291200

Remember, no stripes.

>> No.34295379

>>34150816
I want to suck on patchy’s toes so fucking bad you guys...

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>>34295379

>> No.34310389
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I want to do lewd things to Patchy!

>> No.34313871

>>34310389
Why?

>> No.34314409

>>34193008
That’s one way to deal with a thief: use your magicks to shrink them down and then humiliate them by stepping on them!

>> No.34316424

>>34295379
Ew dude.

>> No.34322515

>>34314409
I'm going to become a thief

>> No.34327647

>>34322515
A thief eh? Well it's not too late to change your mind.

>> No.34328391

>>34322515
Me too. She can’t step on both of us right?

>> No.34328740

people forget the ribbons that are on patchy's shoes and frankly it's disgusting seeing out of character art

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>>34328740
>ribbons that are on patchy's shoes
I forgot about those too to be fair.
I need to look at some other sprites.

>> No.34340482

>>34327647
Nope
>>34328391
Don't worry, if she tries to step on you I'll push you out of the way and take your place.

>> No.34343692

>>34340482
You truly are a selfless man, sacrificing yourself for someone you barely know to take a giant Patchy sole meant for me. If she happens to miss I would do my best to distract her so you could get away. She probably wouldn’t take kindly to being called a giant nerd with a dumb hat.

>> No.34347840

>>34340482
How considerate. Hopefully he can show the same level of selflessness if Patchouli ever gets upset.

>> No.34355941

>>34151017
Whoever did this should be shot.

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>>34150962
>>34291200

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>>34141170
Best? Maybe, maybe not. One of the best? Unquestionably correct. It helps that she has so much excellent art.

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>>34214942
I'm telling you, anon, she's got an incredibly lewd body under those robes. She hides it cuz she's embarrassed.

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>>34291200
She's got more than one outfit, you know.

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>> No.34368755

>>34368272
Oh boy those are some rather large youkai girls. Poor Marisa.

>> No.34371729

>>34368755
If I was Koishi I'd be hugging and kissing Patche's cute feet.

>> No.34372115

>>34371729
Same here man.

>> No.34373614

>>34371729
I would jump and live on her cleavage.

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>> No.34377902

>>34375926
dont' look at me like that

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>>34377902
Why?

>> No.34380909

>>34377902
You disturbed her. What else would she do.

>> No.34388574

Patchy has exclusively gotten off to only the side of tables for the past 400 years.

>> No.34388609
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>>34388574
Patchy is Remilia's live-in girlfriend

>> No.34395184

>>34388574
>past 400 years
>400

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>> No.34420356

>>34406838
What would be her reaction if you called her pigchouli?

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>>34420356
Turning her into a pig, obviously.

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>>34422322
YOU! Turning YOU into a pig! Because you're a jerk!

>> No.34422444

>>34141170
No she's just the one that makes you the most horny. There is no best design, because so many of them are absolutely excellent.

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>> No.34422592

>>34422530
I want to trick Patchouli into reading cursed porn that traps her inside it once she finishes it!

>> No.34423930

What catchphrases would a talking Patchy doll say when you'd squeeze her?

>> No.34424047

>>34423930
Mukyuu~

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>>34146142
I love all three of our girls, I have a folder called coven just for their little friend group. They are the best of friends (in my head).

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>>34426920
Best friends that argue and bully each other, but if anyone else does it - they all come together against the outsider

>> No.34428699

>>34423930
>Mukyuu!
>Mukyuuuuu~
>Wait, stop, that's a transformation spe-!
>Mukyukyukyu!

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>>34428657
Together. Forever. I love them.

>> No.34428714

>>34423930
Don't take my books!
Give it back!

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>>34428712

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I really couldn't pick any one of them over the other. I really love them.

>> No.34434787

>>34424047
>>34428699
>>34428714
And where would you have to squeeze to get her to talk?

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>>34424047

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>>34434787
A book that is stitched to be attatched to the Patchy doll. She dosn't like people trying to take her book

>> No.34443823

>>34420356
You wouldn't see the reaction because you'd either be an animal or dead.

>> No.34446901
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It's interesting to see something like this. You realize that you haven't had candy in years.

>> No.34453816

>>34434787
Her tummy

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>>34428712
>>34428733

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I want to take it easy with Patchouli!

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alright this is driving me insane
does anyone remember a line where patchouli says that alice just plays with dolls and doesn't really count as a real magician? I think it was related to some sort of award. I swear to god I've read this line somewhere, in something official, but I can't find a trace of it
please, free me from this torment

>> No.34474473

>>34471104
I want to climb on top of Patchouli

>> No.34477112

>>34472747
>does anyone remember a line where patchouli says that alice just plays with dolls and doesn't really count as a real magician?
No, not quite.
I wouldn't know where to start either.

>> No.34484054

>>34474473
Don't do this, you would break her frail body.

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>>34474473
I'd rather she climb on top of me.

>> No.34493900

>>34474473
Patchouli does not have the required strength points to support your weight. Please refrain from mounting the purple lady.

>> No.34501281

>>34484054
I'm frailer than her.

>> No.34505297

>>34501281
That's impossible

>> No.34509167
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Who ordered Patchouli?

>> No.34509339

>>34509167
Me, good to see she is already in the package.

>> No.34520267

>>34509167
I didn't order a Remi, but she came in a suitcase.

>> No.34523744

>>34142118
True

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>>34141170
agreed

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>>34509167
I ordered a patchouli once; biggest mistake of my life. She just sits around, doesn't pay any rent, doesn't get a job, because, get this, "muh asthma", and to top it all off, she thinks she has the authority to DEMAND I buy her new books from amazon! The nerve of that asthmatic good-for-nothing NEET! I mean, yeah, I buy the books, but the important thing here is that she needs to change that attitude of hers, or I'll have to take DRASTIC measures! For instance, I might just put on a lock on the cookie jar!

>> No.34524367

>>34428657
I say lolichouli is the best kind.

>> No.34524607

>>34388609
One Patchy thigh = Two Remi thighs

>> No.34524617

>>34151017
The Original sin.

>> No.34524656

>>34151017
This is an affront to Patchouli fans everywhere.

>> No.34525106

>>34524326
Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Rinnosuke Morichika?

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>> No.34545047

>>34524326
>She just sits around, doesn't pay any rent, doesn't get a job, because, get this, "muh asthma", and to top it all off, she thinks she has the authority to DEMAND I buy her new books
I see nothing wrong.
>from amazon
I take that back. Burn the witch.

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>>34524656
More like, this is an affront to piggy fans everywhere.

>> No.34548627
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Taking it easy with Patche!

>> No.34548971

why does she mukyu~

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>> No.34560702

>>34548971
because autism

>> No.34561042

>>34559527
Patchy is looking extra cute here

>> No.34571377

>>34560702
Can it be cured?

>> No.34573002

>>34141170
I don't ever touched an Touhou game in my life and I agree.

>> No.34579465

>>34571377
fortunately, no

>> No.34580149

Okuu and Junko are the best designed, Patchy is just the most attractive

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