Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:39:12 2021 No.34143928 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:40:48 2021 No.34143944 that was quick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:41:13 2021 No.34143948 File: 289 KB, 1832x1900, 1613614033905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snow sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:41:45 2021 No.34143955 Christmas Cakes need more love. Or else they buy a van and become kidnappers. Is it still kidnapping if they get married afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:42:06 2021 No.34143958 >>34143944 Yeah. Is something going on on jp or are we just slow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:42:26 2021 No.34143961 File: 626 KB, 1280x1037, 1528006000060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are griffons so perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:45:24 2021 No.34143999 File: 83 KB, 3764x3000, 1617842724027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmmm...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:45:36 2021 No.34144004 >>34136223 Courage the Cowardly Kobold. She's always terrified, but constantly protecting you from frightening horrors, with you barely even noticing anything's ever up and just thinking she just needs a little cheering up every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:45:43 2021 No.34144006 >>34143955 WHERE ARE THEY, ANON. I NEED THIS, SO PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THEY AT. I WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED TO BE USED AS A CC BOYTOY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:46:11 2021 No.34144012 >>34143999 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:46:34 2021 No.34144019 >>34143999 https://pastebin.com/RtvYCBxC

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:47:11 2021 No.34144030 File: 826 KB, 900x1060, Devil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let a Devil corrupt you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:49:19 2021 No.34144065 File: 443 KB, 2000x2286, 89005615_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34143928

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:49:23 2021 No.34144067 >>34144030 No. Corruption is bad. Good morals are always on the table for me. Why would anyone want to turn into a vile evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:49:49 2021 No.34144078 >>34144030 >rolled omelettes I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:50:11 2021 No.34144086 >>34143961 Because they give the best hugs

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:50:33 2021 No.34144094
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If you were a squire for an mg, would you learn any sort of swordsmanship? Or is it just non stop lewding? I'd be pretty disappointed if I only learned how to sex and not to fight.

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:50:57 2021 No.34144100
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>>34144030
No, I only like monster lolis because they’re cute as hell, I don’t want to be raped by one. Too bad they’ll end up trying to rape me anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:51:41 2021 No.34144112 >>34144094 Fuck yeah I would, and if i knew some hema, I would teach them some as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:52:30 2021 No.34144123 File: 718 KB, 945x1350, 1617792063018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mons cosplaying as more dangerous and infamous mons to be intimidating

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:53:07 2021 No.34144133 File: 1.60 MB, 1621x2826, 88996441_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144030 Corruption is for travelling companions

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:53:37 2021 No.34144141 >>34144030 Is it really corruption if she just wants to be a good wife for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:54:26 2021 No.34144153 >>34143874 I both would and would not want to be in those guy's positions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:56:16 2021 No.34144179 >>34144030 What happens when you purify them instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:57:45 2021 No.34144209 >>34144141 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 20:59:34 2021 No.34144241 >>34144123 Cute slime cosplaying as another cute slime? Very nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:03:05 2021 No.34144282 File: 39 KB, 400x320, don't talk to me I dont even have hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144123

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:05:07 2021 No.34144304 >>34143928 Just fuck me up miss bartender

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:07:08 2021 No.34144331 File: 380 KB, 1600x1200, Greenwurm Day.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144123

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:08:09 2021 No.34144342 >>34144179 They may cry over it. Imagine gathering enough courage to make a move on the person you love, only for them to try to do something to you that would have killed you in the past.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:12:22 2021 No.34144384 File: 314 KB, 1500x2000, 82615606_p33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34143928

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:14:18 2021 No.34144405 >>34144331 From the thumbnail it almost looks like that peanut scp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:16:49 2021 No.34144426 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 1495112988440.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144405 I can kinda see why, but it's still distinct enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:18:22 2021 No.34144452 >>34144331 Looooooooong Greenworm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:18:23 2021 No.34144451 >>34144030 What even is corruption?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:18:50 2021 No.34144457 >>34144426 I knew what to expect and it still got me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:22:43 2021 No.34144505 >>34144426 Alright who fucking blinked

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:22:51 2021 No.34144508 I want a nightmare knight! Magical Cavalry with sinister armor that gets shy during peace time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:24:23 2021 No.34144529 >>34144451 Devil corruption is just spoiling and sexing a man until he becomes an incubus, then continuing to spoil and sex their incubized husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:24:39 2021 No.34144537 File: 428 KB, 663x1071, 1528006002671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144086 This is true.

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:26:45 2021 No.34144565

not a writefag, so forgive me for any small mistakes. just felt like I needed to get this out of my head and in writing, thought anons here might enjoy
>come home to eldritch abomination gf at the end of a stressful day at work
>open door, start taking off your shoes
>suddenly your vision cuts to black
>"evening my love~ guess whooo!"
>she has never been very good at this sort of game
>it's the thought that counts though, you think
>"i know it's you, now please give me my eyes back babe"
>you smile, the first time she did this you nearly had a heart attack when you felt the hollow sockets where your eyes were not a moment before
>your panic made her panic, and things spiraled out of control
>she cried in your arms for hours after, begging forgiveness
>it wasn't hard to forgive her, unsurprisingly
>a few days later the two of you received a sternly worded letter from your landlord - apparently spatial anomalies aren't covered by your insurance
>thankfully for your wallet, she is much more gentle with you now, you haven't had to fix any anomalies since
>or, mostly gentle at least
>not that you mind that
>as your eyes snap back from whatever dark corner of the universe she hid then in, you make a mental note to refrain from asking just how she does that anyway
>"it is me! i love you!" her smile is just a little too wide, framed by perfectly black hair and shining silver eyes
>that smile used to freak you out
>now there's nothing in the world you'd rather see at the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:27:30 2021 No.34144575 File: 2.11 MB, 2400x1600, 1609275116674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just sign the contract, anon. Embrace the new world order and be rewarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:27:36 2021 No.34144578 >>34144529 Sounds harmless enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:27:54 2021 No.34144584 File: 47 KB, 411x451, blind ushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144505

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:28:04 2021 No.34144587 >>34144537 >Has a pair of wings >Has a pair of arms >Has a tail They can give you a hug while you're enclosed in fluffy wings, plus a tail that can wrap around your waist. They simply give the best hugs. How do yetis and bogeys even compete?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:29:24 2021 No.34144606 >>34144565 gonna give that shog a smooch, you should write more it was very good

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:29:53 2021 No.34144614 File: 3.30 MB, 2160x2880, 88726222_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:31:29 2021 No.34144641 >>34144575 I refuse. I would rather be with an Amazoness, living life as a happy househusband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:31:30 2021 No.34144643 >>34144331 Hmm, maybe it's just me, but something seems off about that greenworm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:32:40 2021 No.34144655 >>34144606 I wasn't thinking a shog specifically, or really MGE setting specifically, but I'm very glad you enjoyed it anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:33:13 2021 No.34144664 >>34144565 sensory deprivation play with her must be very fun >your sight is taken away >your hearing is taken away >all you can feel is the pleasure coursing to your body as she continues to blow you out

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:33:36 2021 No.34144668 >>34144614 I'm making liver and onions, but that fox isn't having any of it..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:33:37 2021 No.34144669 >>34144614 Yes, more meat so she can get more meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:34:21 2021 No.34144676 >>34144641 Fool! You're playing right into their hands. It matters not the mamono, only that mankind accepts its rightful place under them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:35:32 2021 No.34144696 >>34144614 Heh yeah I've got your meat here unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:35:32 2021 No.34144697 >>34144664 >she keeps you on the edge of orgasm for hours on end by removing your ability to feel pleasure for a few seconds every time you start getting close

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:36:22 2021 No.34144708 >>34144655 I've had the idea of a shoggy making eyes for a blind anon in my head for a while so that assumption probably came from that. You should have confidence I think you could write some great stuff with a little more fleshing out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:37:20 2021 No.34144717 >>34144641 Just ask the Demon to modify the contract, this works too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:39:01 2021 No.34144737 File: 609 KB, 560x315, 87543355.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34143928

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:39:07 2021 No.34144741 >>34144696 >unzips dick yikes

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:39:30 2021 No.34144745

>>34144708
the idea for that prompt originally came from a more extended scene of (You) comforting her, but it may be a while before I can bring myself to write it how I'd like - just got a new job so this is the first time in weeks I've had the time to think about this at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:40:54 2021 No.34144764 File: 64 KB, 715x556, USS_Archerfish;0831110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144737 torpedoes you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:41:33 2021 No.34144770 >>34144764 I'd shove my torpedo into her if you know what I mean

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:42:09 2021 No.34144778

>>34144676
It doesn't seem that bad. While being a househusband to a monster does sound a little embarrassing at first, it is actually really great. You get to spend more time with your wife and daughters, and also have all the time in the world to do all those fun projects you've been thinking about. Stuff like making a big garden to feed the family delicious home-grown meals, or picking up a few new skills in between chores is so much easier when you're not stuck working an office job.
>>34144717
Can Demons write contracts for other species? Would an Amazoness even care about having a contract?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:43:16 2021 No.34144790 >>34144697 what a cruel creature!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:43:45 2021 No.34144795 >>34144764 fuck off flattie, i like my machines of war nice and meaty

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:43:46 2021 No.34144796 >>34144778 imagine raising a son and being proud of him when he finally finds his waifu, or rather, his waifu finds him

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:44:29 2021 No.34144808 >>34144575 I will never submit my body to demons! I'm a free man! A free man, I say!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:44:53 2021 No.34144818 >>34144790 the release at the end as she pulls you as close as possible is all worth it :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:49:42 2021 No.34144866 >>34144778 I meant the Demon can change the contract to make you her househusband if that's not already there. It's hard to imagine what need an Amazon would have for a contract.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:51:08 2021 No.34144887 >>34144808 >a man who doesn't understand the pleasure that can be found in surrender excited Demoness noises

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:53:12 2021 No.34144909 test

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:53:31 2021 No.34144915 File: 2.19 MB, 1003x1416, 1603553497935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna offer my soul on the Internet for free to whoever can claim me first!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:54:07 2021 No.34144919 >>34144587 they cant

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:54:40 2021 No.34144923 >>34144575 what's a kon track? can I eat it ? I get a free wife if I sign it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:54:44 2021 No.34144924 Ahem. I fucking HATE KIKIMORA JANNIES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:54:53 2021 No.34144930 >>34144778 It's okay anon, I want to be a cute househusband too. I'm small and weak and want someone I can lean on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:56:11 2021 No.34144945 File: 666 KB, 1500x1353, vsBWx9eu_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144915 You know you're getting snatched by a bot in fraction of a second.

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:56:50 2021 No.34144957

>>34144866
>I meant the Demon can change the contract to make you her househusband if that's not already there.
But I don't want to be married to the blueberry!
>It's hard to imagine what need an Amazon would have for a contract.
Probably something like "Be my husband, I'll work out the details after you sign."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:57:11 2021 No.34144958 >>34144924 SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:57:29 2021 No.34144965 >>34144923 Sounds like a fox girl's music album. Or is it her tank or her railway system?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:57:31 2021 No.34144967 File: 643 KB, 1026x719, I-19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144795 OK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:57:43 2021 No.34144968 Yetis give the best hugs, full stop. Cease this blatant anti-yeti propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:58:31 2021 No.34144979 >>34144958 I'm pretty sure you're supposed to pay her with cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:59:23 2021 No.34144986 >>34144957 Aw shit, my reading sucks once again. I guess an Amazoness would only need a contract if monster government said if they needed one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 21:59:39 2021 No.34144988 File: 348 KB, 1600x1200, fuckmaidsbecomeanoutlaw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144958 >>34144924

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:03:28 2021 No.34145032 I want to spike a sorority house's water with military grade aphrodisiacs and then just walk in, sit down on the couch, and start masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:04:38 2021 No.34145042 File: 652 KB, 1500x1353, run.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144945

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:04:43 2021 No.34145044

>>34144986
>monster government
Issues a decree that all single human males are found guilty of rejecting love and must report to the nearest Fallen God/Eros church for waifu assignment. A contract will be provided regardless of species. Violators will be mercilessly edged in an iron maiden until they comply.

I need that viccy obey image

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:06:07 2021 No.34145061 >>34145032 What's stopping you other than your natural instincts to have functioning hips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:08:45 2021 No.34145095 >>34145044 >spoiler We just need more monster authority images in general, the Viccy one is so overused I feel an urge to rebel whenever I see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:10:16 2021 No.34145121 >>34145095 what would be a good idea for drawing one, asking for a friend of course

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:10:16 2021 No.34145122 >>34144967 best sub by far, even if her fatty body makes her excessively buoyant for a submersible vehicle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:11:00 2021 No.34145128 >>34145061 >I feel an urge to rebel whenever I see it Me too, but only because I think she's cute and would enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:12:53 2021 No.34145153 >>34145121 I'd take inspiration from the WW2 posters. Or any dystopia. Give them a femdom twist and you're golden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:13:28 2021 No.34145161 >>34145128 you mean him >>34145095 but thanks for the (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:13:53 2021 No.34145170 >>34145121 A line of monster girls in enforcement uniforms, or a lone monster officer carrying off a rebelanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:16:23 2021 No.34145203 File: 221 KB, 1500x1200, KhZ4nhB3_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145095 Bad boys get the cuffs. So do good boys sometimes, but you should still try to be a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:17:02 2021 No.34145211 >>34145153 I wouldn't limit it to just WW2, a lot of old Cold War-era Soviet posters could work if you put a monster spin on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:18:19 2021 No.34145230 File: 1.62 MB, 1500x1500, cuteraindaughter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my jiangshi daughter!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:18:42 2021 No.34145236 >>34145203 I can't take her seriously when she's wearing that silly little hat.

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:20:30 2021 No.34145256

>>34144818
It really is
>when she really does let you climax, she doesn't stop milking you dry
>before, you beg her to stop with the teasing and just let you cum
>but now you're crying out to her to stop as she continues to stimulate you with the post-orgasm sensitivity
>well... it's not that you can hear your own voice, anyways... so you can only lay there like a twitching mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:21:14 2021 No.34145267 >>34145061 A need to find a sorority house entirely populated by Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:21:35 2021 No.34145274 File: 891 KB, 1200x1500, HappyGriff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144968 prove it then

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:21:41 2021 No.34145275 >>34145095 I have to admit that I am very guilty of overusing that image. I just like it so much. When I learn to draw I gotta make some images in a similar vein, so that we have some alternatives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:24:15 2021 No.34145302 Griffon wings are too big, they'll get in the way of all the intimate stuff. They're also too comfy for their own good, but that's beside the point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:25:31 2021 No.34145321 >>34145128 >>34145203 I want to walk into a demon-ran waifu assignment center and loudly proclaim that LOVE IS OVERATED, and I'm an EDGY AND UNLOVABLE BAD BOI who doesn't want to CUDDLE a waifu and RUB NOSES after kisses. That'll show em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:26:43 2021 No.34145339 File: 228 KB, 1509x995, EyUHVVdVcAQS0oa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:26:59 2021 No.34145344 File: 1.35 MB, 1450x1215, 1614990418123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145095 Well, it's not much, but here is a lilim in uniform who I want to use my face as a chair

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:29:17 2021 No.34145371 >>34145339 No smoking, bad nunbug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:29:38 2021 No.34145378 >>34145344 Viccy was still cutest at the beginning when she just wanted to make a nice garden to walk in with her husband. War corrupted her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:30:38 2021 No.34145389 >>34145344 Why does she wear the hat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:31:00 2021 No.34145396 >>34145211 Do you have any specific posters in mind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:34:51 2021 No.34145438 I need CCs, where is the biggest gathering of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:35:47 2021 No.34145445 File: 1.11 MB, 1080x1920, 65281579_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145339 Washboards begone. Even lolis need to have a LITTLE something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:36:38 2021 No.34145452 >>34145389 Nobody cared who she was until she put it on.

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:36:52 2021 No.34145455

>>34145396
Mostly the ones that are about having large families or starting family farms, I know China made lots of those. There are also a couple ones that are just Soviet couples together with captions about voting in certain people to better the nation (or else), I could see that being used if the party wants to fake an election and get a certain monster extremist into power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:37:32 2021 No.34145461 Imagine an oni version of Rosie the Riveter but the slogan is "We Can Do Him" instead of "We Can Do It". Rosie the Ravager.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:38:16 2021 No.34145469 File: 447 KB, 1531x1174, CF Cheshire Cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145203 *bad boys get the facesit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:38:50 2021 No.34145476 >>34145452 If I pull it off, will she die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:39:20 2021 No.34145484 File: 461 KB, 768x917, 94beb677a45ca712cffe5c37d245bcfc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does your waifu listen to? What music personifies your favorite mamano? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OT8gUDwFc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:39:56 2021 No.34145494 >>34145461 SOLD, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:42:19 2021 No.34145511 >>34145461 I was thinking the iconic Uncle Sam but with a demon and only "I want you"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:48:32 2021 No.34145582 File: 604 KB, 1000x3500, Non-Lewd Version.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:49:24 2021 No.34145591 >>34145511 That's pretty good, the finger point could be replaced with the end of a pen as she's handing it to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:50:34 2021 No.34145605 >>34145484 >Momonika https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Uh3OJCx3o&ab_channel=Leviathan This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:50:56 2021 No.34145611 >>34143928 okay, does 4chan have a character limit? i never really typed anything that's longer than a paragraph. i kinda wanna write a short story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:51:27 2021 No.34145619 File: 48 KB, 791x596, Granberry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145582 Granberry was a catalyst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:51:30 2021 No.34145620 >>34145267 >tails dilate and spines extend when aroused >aphrodisiacs kick in >they swarm you >they start accidentally stabbing each other >double the aphrodisiac effect on them, and a significant amount getting into you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:51:49 2021 No.34145625 >>34145591 Ooooh, I like it. Good one. Not sure if I'd go with "I" or "We" though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:54:00 2021 No.34145654 >>34145267 can i come too anon? i want to be stabbed by infinite horny needles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:54:51 2021 No.34145670 >>34145611 yeah, it's 5000 on /jp/ iirc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:55:05 2021 No.34145675 >>34145611 I don't know, but you could always make it in google docs if you're scared and just post the link, people will read it if you advertise it well enough

Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:56:04 2021 No.34145690
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>>34145611
Yes. If it's too long to fit in a single post, consider putting it up on another site and linking it instead.
>>34145619
I still wish she looked muscular in her sex scenes, wasted opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:56:41 2021 No.34145696 File: 33 KB, 360x450, Kobold_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The cute Kobold goes _____ _____!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:57:14 2021 No.34145700 >>34145042 Use the holy hand grenade!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:58:17 2021 No.34145717 >>34145203 And good boys get the fluff

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:58:53 2021 No.34145726 >>34145696 to the vet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 22:59:33 2021 No.34145736 >>34145696 wan wan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:01:10 2021 No.34145764 >>34145696 Eat ass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:03:48 2021 No.34145796 >>34145764 Only mike tyson's

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:05:24 2021 No.34145815 >>34145696 puppi cunni!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:08:11 2021 No.34145855 File: 471 KB, 828x759, 28341CB3-C383-4A86-983F-710DC8204579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145696 SEX NOOOOOW!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:08:26 2021 No.34145859 >>34145696 BORK BORK

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:12:14 2021 No.34145925 >>34145855 Come back when you're older

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:13:02 2021 No.34145943 >>34145925 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:13:35 2021 No.34145953 >>34145925 she's pretty old if shirokuto has anecdotes about her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:14:57 2021 No.34145978 File: 1017 KB, 2000x1833, 65395418_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34143928

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:15:21 2021 No.34145985 File: 118 KB, 1000x1000, 1617725322068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty aggressive stance for someone at standing pai and fellatio height with built-in handle bars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:17:36 2021 No.34146026 >>34145925 "I'm sorry Kobold, I can't give the D. Come back when you're a little, mmmm, MILFer."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:18:21 2021 No.34146034 >>34145985 Gonna go adventure through the shortstack kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:19:03 2021 No.34146047 >>34145925 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:20:40 2021 No.34146071 File: 112 KB, 1649x1311, EcSugkgVcAALn4S.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The mofufort is unassailable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:22:29 2021 No.34146094 >>34146071 But not impenetrable

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:23:14 2021 No.34146111 >>34145925 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:23:33 2021 No.34146114 File: 407 KB, 1200x1200, 1612106999589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145925 She is old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:23:41 2021 No.34146119 File: 455 KB, 660x426, mofu dimension.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34146094 >shortly thereafter

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:23:41 2021 No.34146120 >>34146094 *impregnable

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:23:49 2021 No.34146122 >>34145339 >you find out your favorite Nun Onee-san at the local temple has a real bad smoking habit because of all the new girls the church keeps sending her to train

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:24:55 2021 No.34146138 File: 893 KB, 2604x3671, 1611414453930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144565 This was lovely. Like your imagery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:25:41 2021 No.34146149 >>34145469 >no socks with no shoes outside DO CHESHIRES REALLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:26:58 2021 No.34146161 >>34146071 >ears are left uncovered a critical weakness

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:28:01 2021 No.34146173 >>34144614 >What, you think I'm going to eat both of these ribroasts myself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:29:10 2021 No.34146181 >>34146071 This reminds me of the old dogfort memes from the days of myspace and Facebook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:30:58 2021 No.34146193 >>34145484 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4JKK4ObaE&list=OLAK5uy_nhLFfZHSqUNZ-ng-wM_ekrkfBOiFIIISQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:31:28 2021 No.34146197 >>34144614 I want someone to be that happy whenever I cook dinner...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:33:05 2021 No.34146206 >>34145476 Yes, but the hat will sometimes detach and try to find a new host. It’s essentially a headcrab

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:34:10 2021 No.34146214 File: 1.54 MB, 800x600, extreme pets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34146161 Critical Hit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:35:02 2021 No.34146219 >>34146149 There could be people wearing shoes inside the house at this very moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:35:49 2021 No.34146231 File: 522 KB, 1004x803, foxeatingburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34144614 Imagine feeding her hamburgers that are cooked to a perfect rare where if it was on the grill for 5 seconds less it would be raw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:38:12 2021 No.34146252 Well now that anons seemed to have liked my story well enough, any suggestions for future eldritch gf shenanigans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:38:50 2021 No.34146262 >>34146219 FUCK THEY'RE ONTO US

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:40:11 2021 No.34146277 >>34146149 SOCKS AND SANDLES IN BED RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:40:49 2021 No.34146285 >>34145855 What do bapho pheromones even smell like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:41:07 2021 No.34146290 >>34146193 dammit I fucked up the link, that's not the right one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx8Nf5VIuqg&list=OLAK5uy_nhLFfZHSqUNZ-ng-wM_ekrkfBOiFIIISQ&index=3 there we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:41:33 2021 No.34146296 Do you think a 1-tailed fox deserves to have her own shrine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:41:43 2021 No.34146297 >>34146252 Anon needs to console and escort the friend he invited out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:47:39 2021 No.34146347 >>34146296 Yes a small one, in the corner where she can see it from her couch infront of the fireplace

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:49:41 2021 No.34146363 >>34146296 she used to have more tails but lost them as her power dwindled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:50:51 2021 No.34146375 File: 146 KB, 850x1063, inarishrine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34146296 Of course, even the smallest of inaris servants deserve recognition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:50:59 2021 No.34146377 >>34146297 You mean like this? Or am I misunderstanding >>34144745

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:54:16 2021 No.34146401 File: 765 KB, 1920x1080, zl1zf208c1i61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34146347 If she lodges with a friend, is she allowed a bigger one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:55:47 2021 No.34146416 >>34146149 >no socks >no shoes the cheshire ass must have gotten to him, he's already a goner

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:56:15 2021 No.34146422 >>34146252 Eldritch gf learning about human foods and the joys of cooking. I have no idea what eldritch beings eat. Do they summon weird black ingredients from who knows where? Do they even eat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:57:15 2021 No.34146432 >>34146296 Turning a level 1 shrineless fox into a level 100 mofu-ia boss! The entire city is now her shrine!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 7 23:59:27 2021 No.34146453 >>34146422 Ooh I like this one. I'll see what prompt I can come up with

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:00:30 2021 No.34146462 Also I want one of our actual writefags to do a story where a Cheshire and Manticore compete for (your) love. That would be cute as fuck

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:01:39 2021 No.34146470

>>34146252
A heartwarming story about an Eldrich gf that goes through hijinks because her man is hiding something from her, only to find out that he's been stealing away to write in his journal about how much he loves her. Something cute like:
>"You wrote that I'm the light in your life? I could say the same I suppose. I spent and entire millennia in darkness alone until I met you. Now every day is filled with more light than I could imagine!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:03:30 2021 No.34146484 >>34146462 >actual writefags Well if you consider Greenworm posting to be worthy of that moniker than I may be able to do something. Any specific circumstances/settings you want?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:05:02 2021 No.34146500 >>34146296 Oi, you single-tailed kiddies make me sigh. Stop seeking self-affirmation on the internet or else you'll never find yourselves a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:05:05 2021 No.34146501 >>34146252 Eldritch childhood gf learning that you aren't allowed to hide in parallel worlds when playing hide and seek. Also using hallucination-inducing space barriers isn't fair play when playing a game of cops and robbers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:06:30 2021 No.34146510 >>34146500 found a cc fox

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:08:32 2021 No.34146532

>>34146484
hmm, I'm not sure how keen you are on threesomes but that might be nice - maybe being spurred in by manticore pricking chesh in an attempt to match her endless pranking of (You)? Also I think orgasm denial (for either party) is super hot but you really don't have to include that unless you felt really motivated to
Only thing I have no idea about would be the circumstances producing said rivalry

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:11:09 2021 No.34146555

>>34146500
I'm going to find a single tailed fox and shower her with mountains of love and affection and then show her off around town. The CC foxes with a bunch of tails will seethe while they try and convince me to ditch my taillet for their superior multiple tails. At which, I'll laugh and say "no thanks hag, if I wanted to date someone with a bad attitude and crow's feet I'd have found a black harpy, now buzz off". I'll then princess carry my girl away while telling her all the things I love about her and to not let anyone drag her down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:13:10 2021 No.34146572 >>34146532 I think I got something, but no promises. Keep the door open for suggesting to more established writefags but be pleasantly surprised if it comes to fruition! Just because I'm a massive monogamy fag doesn't mean threesomes aren't hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:15:18 2021 No.34146586 >>34146377 No, anon invites his friend over, and anon's girlfriend doing things to the house and anon drives his friend crazy in terror and anon needs to escort his friend outside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:19:19 2021 No.34146623 File: 195 KB, 1137x853, 20210408_131838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make every mesugakis happy like this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:20:41 2021 No.34146639 >>34146555 But black harpies have good manners!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:21:46 2021 No.34146646 >>34146623 But she's crying! She's not happy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:23:58 2021 No.34146664 >>34146623 >mesugakis what kind of mamano is this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:24:24 2021 No.34146667 File: 170 KB, 1109x771, 1609558992088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145230 https://youtu.be/NsWX8G1b9Yc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:26:51 2021 No.34146689 >>34146667 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:28:40 2021 No.34146713 File: 278 KB, 1400x943, EyXi3FyU4Ag33t-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice tail

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:38:42 2021 No.34146800

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sharing a hobby with your wife is a great way to stay active.
I'd totally not use building a harem as an excuse for making a gaming group that lives with me.
What are you, crazy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:39:15 2021 No.34146804 I wish there was more Manticorp....

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:40:39 2021 No.34146824

>>34146623
>Redness in the face
>Watery eyes
>Shortness of breath (breathing from mouth, obviously breathing very hard)
>Drooling (most likely because she is having difficulty swallowing)
I think she's having an allergic reaction. Did you feed her something without asking if she had any food allergies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:42:07 2021 No.34146844 File: 147 KB, 912x1290, 1616285999575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let her in, she's an oni Don't you believe in oni?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:42:31 2021 No.34146850 File: 170 KB, 1109x771, 1609558992088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145230

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:43:12 2021 No.34146857 >>34146800 Would you play with a Kobold and a Cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:43:13 2021 No.34146858 >>34146844 I don't drink, go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:44:14 2021 No.34146866 >>34146850 What took you so long?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:44:57 2021 No.34146873 >>34146857 yes, yes I would

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:45:04 2021 No.34146874 >>34145230 She'll never blossom into a young woman... This makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:46:12 2021 No.34146884 >>34146804 Manticorp is a slimy business, even slimier than Shogco.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:47:25 2021 No.34146897 >>34146873 What other monster girls would you game with? How about playing FPS games with a chill Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:47:44 2021 No.34146904 >>34146866 Needed to go out and buy a new server IP, sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:48:04 2021 No.34146911 >>34146290 Fucking chunnis

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:50:06 2021 No.34146927 >>34146897 FPS with a jinko. TTRPGs with a Lich. I just need a group to play with

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:52:43 2021 No.34146948 >>34146897 >Play a grand strategy with Anubis wife >It just consists of her looking over my shoulder telling me what to do. She gets double pleasure out of playing the game while ordering me around at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:52:58 2021 No.34146951 >>34146897 Depends, which girls would enjoy the Stranding genre?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:55:37 2021 No.34146971 File: 665 KB, 1600x1200, Gladiator Worm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSaEoVYkhdM&ab_channel=ParryGripp Yeah, she's pretty intense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 00:58:33 2021 No.34147001 File: 3.53 MB, 1937x1090, 486b5e54d6c1766d43e2e8bf14a44c5a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34146951 Foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:01:04 2021 No.34147026 >>34146971 She looks tough, does she "mwee"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:02:31 2021 No.34147039 >>34147001 A grey fox with a humpty egg?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:05:39 2021 No.34147064 File: 101 KB, 717x1012, c1d18fd6f7018a218d339149aabf9b40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34146971 I bet she slaughters them veggies without mercy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:05:48 2021 No.34147065

>>34147026
Yes, a deep throaty "MWEEH" as she swings her axe. It's sort of awkward going to taverns and her ordering a vegetable juice while everyone else is ordering mead. They said I was a madman for travelling with an entire party of Greenworms, but who's laughing now? Seriously I'm only drawing my wife in various fantasy job classes and mamono baseball cards

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:13:34 2021 No.34147138 >>34146948 With Anubis' micromanaging skills in playing games like StarCraft, would she individually control each troop

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:13:42 2021 No.34147139 >>34147064 >munches all your vegetables >heh, nothing personnel kid >more please

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:14:06 2021 No.34147142 File: 42 KB, 400x500, 1394370502598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34147026 >>34147065 Guys how did mweeh become the official worm noise? I poke worms and they make no noises I can hear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:14:19 2021 No.34147144 >>34146927 What girl would enjoy Turn-Based Tacticals (XCOM)? Kikimoras?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:14:44 2021 No.34147146 >>34147138 She'd be a complete scrub despite having faster reaction times and intellect than a typical person because she'd be so focused on micromanaging on unit, she'd be full zoomed on it nitpicking it's movement

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:14:57 2021 No.34147148 >>34147142 I think it's from the true final ending to Magusanon's saga

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:16:19 2021 No.34147156 File: 63 KB, 502x582, 1617114182223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34147146 >I don't trust the pathfinding so I'll click every step of the way! That's a gagging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:16:36 2021 No.34147158 >>34147144 >>34147146 Are Anubis really that big into the Micro game? Seems like that's more something Autism Snek would get into, obsessing over each trooper's health, load out, whether they packed healthy snacks, etc.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:16:58 2021 No.34147161
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>>34147142
It's what Magus put them saying in his April Fools joke, then it became a running meme that Mwehspeak is the official Greenworm language, it's actually so complex that many Greenworm husbands will never hope to understand it, so they work with a low level understanding of the husband's language as a result.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:26:38 2021 No.34147222 Are there evil/dark greenworms? A greenworm variant that resembles battra would be cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:31:33 2021 No.34147247 >>34147222 A redworm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:33:43 2021 No.34147257 >>34147222 One April Fools should be every monster girl replaced with a Greenworm.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:38:03 2021 No.34147285
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>>34147247
Don't be mean to her! She may be unreasonably haughty and falls off like a cliff later on but she's good through and through! It's just a coincidence your that adventuring happens to benefit her personal goals, honest!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:40:33 2021 No.34147301 File: 91 KB, 443x393, dark wurmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 Well for wurmy, look no further to this entire album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YEPU68zqik&t=26s&ab_channel=SantiagoBernhardt

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:46:25 2021 No.34147332 File: 68 KB, 300x300, X8RVpzlF_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarqsP82kQE&ab_channel=EBSMElectroBodySynthMusic

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:52:42 2021 No.34147368

>>34145484
She loves Presley
>little more bite and a little less bark
>little less fight and a little more spark
>close Your eyes and open up Your heart, baby
>satisfy me
She's also a sucker for folk folk, country and those old jazz classics like Sinatra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:57:59 2021 No.34147402 Greenworms, or the Green Plague, as I like to call them, ruined my crops this year and every year. I demand retribution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:58:54 2021 No.34147409 >>34147402 >crops >this year >in April Wait a minute...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 01:59:42 2021 No.34147414 >>34147409 I am but a humble farmer in Wonderland. I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:01:17 2021 No.34147431 File: 669 KB, 512x724, S299_Stage2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:04:17 2021 No.34147454

>>34145484
>What does your waifu listen to?
She doesn't like "manufactured sound" of regular music, she prefers bird songs or just ambient nature noise.
>What music personifies your favorite mamano?
I couldn't give you an existing song, but it should evoke the emotions of a fight between the rational mind and succumbing to the thrill of the hunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:05:46 2021 No.34147468 File: 267 KB, 528x600, 1cpdh8tco_Shoggiequest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqsSzmJE9o "…Thou art a dreaming thing", she said. I just nodded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:19:06 2021 No.34147575 >>34147414 What do You grow in wonderland? Mochi and bubblegum?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:21:30 2021 No.34147599 >>34147575 >What do you grow Yes, and no. At the same time

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:21:36 2021 No.34147602

>>34145484
The thing is, I just cannot imagine what kind of music my waifu would be into. I always loved depressing songs so I don't see us sharing same musical taste. Actually, I want her to be the type to go 'You listening to this crap again?' and throws my headphones away when she finds out I'm listening to my favorite songs.
Maybe she could enjoy classics, I guess, secretly tho so she would vehmently argue against it when pointed out but I could see her relaxing while listening violins and stuffs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:21:47 2021 No.34147603 >>34147575 Well, you can grow just about anything you want to in Wonderland, but I specialize in mushrooms. The non-hallucinogenic kind, if it needed to be said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:21:59 2021 No.34147607 >>34147575 i think tea would be the most appropriate for wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:24:03 2021 No.34147623 >>34147431 Sweaters in the hands of CCs are weapons of dick destruction and should be heavily restricted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:25:24 2021 No.34147631 File: 1.19 MB, 1261x877, 1616446878834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wholesome relationships with gyaru monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:29:46 2021 No.34147661 >>34144065 around wocks guard your cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:29:47 2021 No.34147662 >>34145484 Waifu would listen to all sorts of metal, too many bands to list. Also I think Rob Zombie really just embodies the vibes I get from Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:36:57 2021 No.34147708 >>34147631 >ywn go on a summer festival to watch hanabi with Your yukata wearing, well endowed, gyaru, Demon gf Why do I live in this hell again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:38:11 2021 No.34147718 >>34147368 >Wise men say >Only fools rush in >But I can't help >Falling in love with you Making my Kiki cry tears of joy while I serenade her as we dance slow to The King is one of my favorite things

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:41:59 2021 No.34147742 >>34147454 I think your waifu would like these songs: https://youtu.be/krQDFzBxo7Q

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 02:42:56 2021 No.34147746 File: 375 KB, 1600x900, 1617687173154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 My tomboy Griffon jams to Laibach: https://youtu.be/c6Mx2mxpaCY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 03:35:52 2021 No.34148031 Gonna mess with a vampire by constantly breaking into her castle and putting garlic in all her food and wine before disappearing into the night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 03:35:55 2021 No.34148033 >>34147746 I thought she was getting her wings clipped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 03:38:33 2021 No.34148049 File: 200 KB, 600x800, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_kurokoori__c540e4d57248c5ab64291aa0acc4f175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34148031 Now why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 03:42:35 2021 No.34148072 >>34148049 That's what she gets for raising the taxes so much!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:08:14 2021 No.34148242 File: 57 KB, 877x911, taxes are for losers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34148072 Heh. Imagine paying taxes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:11:49 2021 No.34148269 File: 119 KB, 497x547, time to YEET.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34148242 You know what happens to tax-evading little shits. YEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:11:58 2021 No.34148270 >>34145476 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:12:54 2021 No.34148275 >>34148031 In MGE doesn't garlic just make vampires incredibly horny?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:14:24 2021 No.34148284 >>34148270 She's a big girl!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:15:41 2021 No.34148299 >>34146897 fighting games with my huge mino wife because she teases me when we wrestle now I'm gonna tease her back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:15:58 2021 No.34148302 >>34145484 ‘Nuki listens to tunes from her homeland >sunao ni I LOVE YOU! >todokeyou kitto >YOU LOVE ME!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:16:43 2021 No.34148309 >>34148284 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:19:35 2021 No.34148328 >>34148269 Don't YEET nukis. They can hire ratas to blackmail you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:23:02 2021 No.34148349 >>34148302 I hear this in Majima's voice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:24:23 2021 No.34148361 >>34148328 >t. Nuki trying to avoid the YEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:26:31 2021 No.34148383 >>34148328 They can't hire anything while they're being flung through the air or unconscious after landing on their head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:31:28 2021 No.34148418 File: 176 KB, 1080x1527, 1617865370928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:46:42 2021 No.34148509 >>34148418 She can't drink with her mouth covered. Dumb kot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:58:11 2021 No.34148601 File: 193 KB, 1000x1000, EvMnqJbVEAA96BU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green is such a nice color

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:02:45 2021 No.34148636 >>34148383 They can't hire anything when I'm squeezing them in my embrace and kissing their lovely heads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:06:26 2021 No.34148663 File: 618 KB, 1333x1600, 1583544839631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >huge mino wife smiles as you try your hardest to give her a spine-crushing hug like she always does >squeezes you back even harder

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:06:56 2021 No.34148670

>>34148275
Exactly, and that's what makes it even better.
She'll be super horny with no outlet and she can't find out who did it.
Eventually she'll just go to her room and start to pleasure herself. And with a bit of planning I'd put some cameras in there and sell the resulting video for some mad cash.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:11:12 2021 No.34148686
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Be wary who You give a ride to, Anons. Coming back from the gym, I took in this red oni waiting on the parking lot. Halfway back to the suburbs she made me drive into a back alley, stopped the car, tied me up to the seat and brutally raped me for hours, before stealing my wallet and escaping.
It happened two days ago, yesterday and I'm going today as well.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:17:01 2021 No.34148724

>>34148686
>Oni sees you coming from a distance
>squeals in delight as she thinks to herself, "He likes me!"
>Masks her joy with a malicious grin, waiting for you to approach
Anon you're going to get raped super hard this time, you may as well go with a pair of gold rings and ask her the big question

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:22:46 2021 No.34148750

>>34148724
Last time, when she was brutally sodomizing herself on my dick, she took the gag she made out of her sweaty spats from my mouth to spit inside. When I swallowed I asked if she wants to grab a coffee and talk tommorow. She blushed, called me an idiot and said it's too early for cute dates.
How do I progress our relationship? Sex is nice but I want to hold hands and cuddle eventualy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:28:52 2021 No.34148790

>>34148750
As she approaches you, throw your arms around her and tell her that you love her.
You'll probably get raped, but if you straight up confess to her, she'll have no choice but to tell you what she thinks.
If she doesn't tell you right away, the feelings will sit heavy in her heart and she won't be able to stop thinking about you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:29:12 2021 No.34148795 >>34148663 >fortunately a steady diet of minotaur milk has given you uncrushable bones

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:35:50 2021 No.34148826 >>34148795 Minotaurs love good boys who drink all their milk, because they know they can be even rougher and more passionate. Bruises are a sign of unadulterated love, but broken bones are often a sign of carelessness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:35:58 2021 No.34148828 File: 721 KB, 1448x1588, MgSUpfzj_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34148663 How can man hope to stand up against strong monsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:36:55 2021 No.34148831 >>34148828 You cannot stand. Only kneel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:40:42 2021 No.34148847 File: 848 KB, 1444x2380, 1615515822714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34148828 Well if You stand u, You're on a perfect height to shove Your head between her milkers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:44:39 2021 No.34148871 >>34148828 If they are tall enough you can give them standing cunnilingus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:50:29 2021 No.34148902 >>34148831 They can think that all they want until raging mushrooms get pulled out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:53:04 2021 No.34148919 File: 15 KB, 129x188, Ragingmushroom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34148828 Raging Mushroom ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:54:59 2021 No.34148934 >>34148902 >mamono ate a raging mushroom before you could You would be very very fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:04:29 2021 No.34149026 >>34148934 Now I want a picture of a very smug hellhound or mino straddling anon and smacking the mushroom away right as he's about to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:10:05 2021 No.34149095 >>34149026 >anon pulls out a ragin mushroom, looking very smug >mino immediately bites it out of his hand >anon stands there a little shocked >mino leans in, with the rapiest rape face you've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:18:52 2021 No.34149195 >>34148934 >>34149095 Even if she ate a raging mushroom, the guy will always win if he ate one as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:19:43 2021 No.34149201 >>34149195 That's why she eats his one though, so he can't do that. Being a big girl, she's in charge here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:19:55 2021 No.34149206 >>34149026 >not having raging mushrooms hidden in your mouth so you can swallow it at any time in case of emergencies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:20:52 2021 No.34149215 >>34149206 >monster just frenches you and steals it from your mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:20:58 2021 No.34149216 >>34149201 Not if you have more in a hidden compartment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:21:08 2021 No.34149218 >>34149206 That sounds like a good way to accidentally create an emergency.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:24:46 2021 No.34149250 >>34149215 >>34149218 It's like those cyanide fake suicide teeth, except filled with raging mushrooms instead.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:29:40 2021 No.34149303
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>Caught trying to smuggle raging shrooms into the city
You won't be getting off with a warning, and even if you do bite down, you will run out of shrooms eventually, then the punishment will come tenfold for every shroom you used to delay it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:32:33 2021 No.34149323 >>34149303 So I get to have some maledom with a cute mino, and she'll reward me with more sex? How's that bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:32:37 2021 No.34149324 >>34149303 Totally worth it. I'd go for it

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:33:21 2021 No.34149332

>>34149215
As long as the guy swallows enough himself, even if she takes it from his mouth, he'll still win in the end.
>>34149303
Just walk over to wherever you can get more of them while you're fucking her silly to efficiently make sure it never wears off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:34:50 2021 No.34149345 I still like the idea that dark mages can enhace effects with potions kinda like making a potion out of herbs and shrooms in monster hunter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:35:17 2021 No.34149353 >>34149303 >mino guards outnumber you ten to one >pat you down, check your mouth >confiscate all your shrooms, yes even the ones in your teeth >they all eat your entire supply to make sure it doesn't get into the city >decide to punish you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:37:27 2021 No.34149373 >>34149353 Just fuck all of them at the same time so you can do it faster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:39:17 2021 No.34149390 >>34149373 >Florida man, high on raging mushrooms, fights off ten minotaurs while masturbating

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:49:20 2021 No.34149483 >>34149390 >carrying all of them while fucking them, while rampaging through a mushroom farm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 06:51:56 2021 No.34149499 File: 333 KB, 940x1396, 59030698_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kobolds are for intimately fingering. They LOVE fingers!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:16:35 2021 No.34149727 File: 1.38 MB, 1435x1478, Gazer223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No mentions of Gazer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:23:45 2021 No.34149816 >>34149727 Gazer a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:27:40 2021 No.34149849 >>34149727 I love her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:29:17 2021 No.34149858 File: 84 KB, 1000x1000, Gazer261b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34149727 I want to make out with Gazer's butthole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:46:07 2021 No.34150006 Need mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:47:00 2021 No.34150016 File: 66 KB, 950x1345, 1395159422684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you a bad enough dude to beat up an oni?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:48:48 2021 No.34150034 File: 127 KB, 850x686, b49cbb669a9005b95f9088531bd38f99d58f2748a0c0fc6250db5ed23e81843b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a traditional wedding.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:50:36 2021 No.34150053
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>Anon likes cars
>Gremlin makes him a jet car
>Anon likes grilled cheese
>Gremlin makes a super grill
>Anon likes swords
>Gremlin makes a sword that is also a lazer rifle
>Anon likes gremlin
>Gremlin. for once... is unsure what to make

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:52:03 2021 No.34150070 File: 164 KB, 1200x1327, Gazer725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34149858 I want the reverse...I mean I want to fuck her in the bum...but also...yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:52:05 2021 No.34150071 >>34150053 A gremlin daughteru, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:53:43 2021 No.34150096 File: 598 KB, 860x839, hebib.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can Hebis be so perfect How can other snakes even hope to compete

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:58:27 2021 No.34150148 >>34150034 https://youtu.be/Y4ORIIT-W80

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:58:51 2021 No.34150150 File: 224 KB, 1640x683, jilly2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >[you tell the slime that you don't mind her tentacles] >[the slime liked that!]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:03:42 2021 No.34150210 File: 126 KB, 401x280, Tentacle_forest_example_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a monument to all your sins

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:10:15 2021 No.34150295 >>34150053 more gremlins

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:10:31 2021 No.34150298 >>34150210 >Edgelord Tentacle that's clinging to you to soothe her pain after the Tentacle Forest Genocide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:11:36 2021 No.34150313 >>34150298 I think she just likes Halo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:13:09 2021 No.34150327 >>34150313 Babby's first FPS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:14:13 2021 No.34150338 >>34150313 It's hard to tell apart a actual dork and someone who needs healing at times. Be by their side no matter which one they turn out to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:14:16 2021 No.34150339 >>34150327 Probably her 2nd since the quote is from Halo 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:15:26 2021 No.34150357 >>34150327 >lizard girl challenges you to a game of Quake 3

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:16:05 2021 No.34150367 >>34150053 >bamboozle the gremlin by telling her you don't want any sex toys >no gadgets >no aphrodisiac injectors >all you want is gremlin

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:16:56 2021 No.34150375
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Good morning, I dreamt of me and wurmy going to the range and I was shooting an M1 Garand. after I was done, I took the gun apart and explained how it works. As usual, my wurmy didn't understand the details but understood the general idea. I woke as I put it together

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:19:20 2021 No.34150395 >>34150375 I wish I had nice dreams like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:24:04 2021 No.34150459 File: 1.21 MB, 1600x900, fc8b1e990af0b2fe8315a3bdb851b280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34150006 Hitsuji mofu mofu Kedama moko moko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NssVxzzqFM4

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:25:14 2021 No.34150475 >>34150096 By not being shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:32:56 2021 No.34150563 File: 411 KB, 1451x957, 21CF314D-9343-4B6A-97EF-2FC56EFF98E4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 https://youtu.be/weOi8VXC98M

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:38:04 2021 No.34150628 File: 475 KB, 792x1000, d2f0fc5fff9cf6bf0b7a5ff9f7eea180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34145484 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNjL9IChgKY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:38:32 2021 No.34150634 remember, switching to your dick is quicker than getting a new weapon for monster "slaying"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:48:10 2021 No.34150738 >>34150375 >Wurm, try to remember the basics of cqc Little did the guard know that last c stood for something entirely different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:49:58 2021 No.34150755 File: 201 KB, 1307x528, loli vampire gets DESTROYED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34150634 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:51:52 2021 No.34150778 >>34150738 cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:59:38 2021 No.34150872 File: 229 KB, 620x591, 1607984057302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This, but with an even bigger minotaur/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:59:45 2021 No.34150873 >>34150738 caressing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:01:33 2021 No.34150900 >>34150872 why does god like me suffering. I want this as well

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:02:45 2021 No.34150917

A human woman is looking at porn in which a lil human boi is being fucked real hard and silly by a big and strong Monstergirl. Or is being female on male gangbang'd by numerous monstergirls, and said human woman is like:

>"This is sad and unbelievable... This boy is someone's son... Some mother's little boy is being degraded into some Monstergirl's cum dispenser."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:04:49 2021 No.34150945 >>34150778 >yeti agent cuddles guards to sleep with close quarters cuddling >has to contend with a sadistic, revolver wielding ocelomeh who tortures her later on

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:05:11 2021 No.34150954 >>34150917 Jokes aside, human w*men literally cannot compete with mamono. Why would you ever take them over mamono?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:06:27 2021 No.34150972 >>34148686 >embarrassed red oni runs off with your wallet post raping >doesn't even know why she took it >stays up all night wondering how she's going to give it back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:06:43 2021 No.34150979 >>34150917 and I love being that boy fucked silly. i am a slut for monster girls and wished to be used like em

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:08:42 2021 No.34151023 >>34150917 And then she monsterizes into a bicorn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:09:49 2021 No.34151041 File: 314 KB, 1500x1750, BStO46Vg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34147414 >Wonderland I thought the queen already took care of this.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:16:25 2021 No.34151152

>>34150917
If Druella could enchant Monster Girl Encyclopedia, so that every woman who reads it monsterizes, could they possibly do that with the internet as well?
Imagine Your wife following a weird link she clicked by accident on the interwebs, and You can only hear a weird noise, till coming into the room she's in, and seing she is now a Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:16:58 2021 No.34151157 File: 1.57 MB, 1200x1600, EyY-BMaUUAAfmoz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:17:47 2021 No.34151168 >>34151152 will there be links that turn men into incubi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:20:47 2021 No.34151204 >>34151041 You'll never be safe from the green menace, wonderworm was a cover-up employed by the QoH to smokescreen (heh) the fact that the wonderland economy is in shambles due to the rampant greenworm invasion

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:21:14 2021 No.34151214 >>34151152 >50 pop-ups that make you monsterize if you read them

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:23:13 2021 No.34151247

>>34151168
Those weird adds about increasing Your penis size 10 times would be like that. Except they'd actualy work and magically increase Your penis size to gargantuan proportions.
>>34151214
>download a movie for Your technicaly ignorant female friend
>she turns into a lamia and comes back to thank You

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:28:34 2021 No.34151318 how much does your wife weigh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:29:50 2021 No.34151339 >>34151318 8 tons

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:30:01 2021 No.34151341 >>34151318 130kg of pure muscle.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:30:18 2021 No.34151345
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Alright bros I need help
>be me
>need job
>apply for the only play hiring at the Mamono Mall, Sabbath Chic
>they specialize in loli clothes and fashion
>get hired pretty easily
>not a loli guy but it couldn't be that bad
>hit on constantly by the customers
>for some reason they think it's perfectly ok to run out of the dressing rooms naked when things fit
>they jump up and down on my leg and want me to tell them how proud I am that they picked out clothes all on their own
>it's literally company policy so I have to oblige
>had to tell customers multiple times that just because there's one of those massage chairs outside, that doesn't mean we have some secret massage parlor in the store
>didn't stop one cheeky witch from oiling herself up and going prone on the countertop while winking at me
>coworkers just as bad
>want me to carry them piggyback around the store
>always stripping down hoping that I would ravage them in the breakroom like in their zipangese porn cartoons
>have to give them all a little kiss before leaving each day
>they all call me darling now
>these lolis even stow away in my car and ambush me at home
>bapho manager gets on to me the next day for making the little witch cashier sleep on the couch while I locked my bedroom door
Should I quit? Are there other jobs with less bullshit out there that are easy to get into? Where do you guys work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:30:34 2021 No.34151350 >>34151318 600kg

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:31:20 2021 No.34151360
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>Where did that waiter go?
>What? I'm not nervous. You're nervous.
>Is that couple looking at us? I think they're looking at us.
>Here. Eat. Yes, off my fork.
>What? Why? What's wrong?
>G...good? I could maybe...at home...
>Stop looking at me like that. Of course it won't be as good.
>What!? We could just come back!? I mean...if you want...
>They're looking at us again.
>Stop laughing. I can tell even if you're holding it back.
>Stop it.
>Where is that waiter?
>I'm not flustered. You're flustered.
>Moron...
Date night with Gazer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:35:01 2021 No.34151415 >>34151318 as much as a feather, or so she says.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:37:15 2021 No.34151464 >>34151345 Well you could try applying at the Greila clinic down the street, but I don't think that'll solve your problems anon. You might be doomed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:39:04 2021 No.34151498 >>34151318 The great Kyriakos Grizzly says that an adult male weighs at least 200 kilograms. So we can assume his mamono counterpart probably says that an adult mamono weighs at least 600 kilograms.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:41:44 2021 No.34151543
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>KC said Tsurara-Onna's hair style is meant to give her a more active feel
They're not exactly fighter/warrior girls, but the more I look at her the more it awakens the same kind of desire as some other girls like Salamander. The desire to defeat a loli Tsurara-Onna challenger and then defeat her again with cock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:43:58 2021 No.34151582 >>34151543 I see them doing more leg based martial arts as well as kicking the occasional ice spike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:47:26 2021 No.34151640 >No demon realm with warped rules that cause monster girls to go loli mode and only age up as they level up in XP

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:48:19 2021 No.34151656 >>34151415 aye but they're both a kilogram

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:50:29 2021 No.34151691 >>34144094 You can't marry your mentor until you can beat her in a duel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:56:25 2021 No.34151786 >>34151464 What's it like at the clinic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:57:34 2021 No.34151801 >>34151543 Tsuraras look like they could run a marathon in the snow just to catch you, sure they could rain icicles down on you but where's the fun in that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:01:33 2021 No.34151867 >>34151786 I hope you like lab coats and doctor play.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:02:18 2021 No.34151877

>>34146948
>Get anubis wife to do the micromanaging stuff like building infrastructure and handling funds
>While you handle diplomatic decisions and military
That would be top comfy with a demon too. I can imagine the anubis throwing a hissy fit when you attack a city that's way too formidable only to go quiet when you exploit the mechanics to win without a single loss. Although I wonder if Anubis would be the kind of gamer who insist on doing things within the confines of the game and don't like trying to break it by exploiting the mechanics

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:07:52 2021 No.34151981

>>34151582
>loli Tsurara doing leg based martial arts in that outfit
>see flashes of her plump lower body from just about every angle before she's beaten
>likely to get poked by mamono mana icicles atleast a bit during the fight
There's only one result this would end in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:10:11 2021 No.34152017 File: 1.40 MB, 1819x1618, D56A11DB-0FDE-4C5E-997E-A8DB576D2B5E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34151345 I work at the blood bank. It’s... interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:12:55 2021 No.34152055 >>34151345 I don't know, sounds like a pretty good gig anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:17:50 2021 No.34152136 >>34147158 >CC bunyip gf gets mad and rapes anon when he throws his own units into a meat grinder despite the fact that he's playing as an evil faction Monsters have funny ideas

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:22:40 2021 No.34152217 >>34143999 >>34144737 >>34144764 >>34144967 >>34145978 >>34146667 >>34146850 >>34147001 >>34147431 >All this off-topic shit Do you retards ever lurk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:29:19 2021 No.34152343 >>34152217 Some of those are actually monster girls though, you have a point with 3 of them. Remember it's the monster girl thread, not mge thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:30:22 2021 No.34152364 >>34152217 >An oni is now considered off topic good to know

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:34:29 2021 No.34152437 >>34152017 >Ok Anon I'm going to have to give you a little prick >Uhhh... where's the collection bag? >Panicked_Mosquito.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:35:28 2021 No.34152457 File: 1.65 MB, 1323x1871, 85813901_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34152017 There's probably a Sabbath that focuses on sucking their onii-chan's blood. You'd also see lots of loli Vampires there too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:35:50 2021 No.34152464 >>34151867 Somebody needs to tell Grelia that not every guy needs a prostate exam!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:36:59 2021 No.34152482 >>34152457 I love my blood bag big brother!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:41:53 2021 No.34152552 >>34152055 Anon I can't even eat or drink anything at work because of the way they look at me when it's about to go in my mouth combined with the grinding of their legs together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:43:24 2021 No.34152572 >>34152343 >>34152364 Not that guy but to be fair there are entire threads dedicated towards discussing fate, vtubers, and boats on other boards. No reason to post random images here without contributing to the thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:45:41 2021 No.34152609 >>34152572 Vtubers I can understand since they got an entire board but as for boats and FGO, no one ever bitches about draphs when they're posted. Seems more like taking an issue with the source material than the logical reason behind it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:46:51 2021 No.34152622 >>34151168 There's a JP story about chaos monsters using the dark web to mindfuck you and infiltrate your town. It's that sort of thing instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:48:09 2021 No.34152642 >>34152622 Nachos are master shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:50:23 2021 No.34152671 File: 975 KB, 1800x1800, Eycaa5sU8AA_EHc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34143928

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 10:55:08 2021 No.34152737 >>34152671 What silly coveralls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:00:24 2021 No.34152801 >>34151640 Excuse me while I head deep into high-level endgame territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:01:42 2021 No.34152816 >>34152572 bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:02:29 2021 No.34152826 >>34152552 You need to stare back at them while you tongue your glass. Assert dominance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:05:07 2021 No.34152866 >>34152801 They're gonna be CAKE tier there. Very big. Although your partymates will still be stuck in loli mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:06:24 2021 No.34152884 File: 582 KB, 1280x1807, pharaoh cunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can undead get drunk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:11:26 2021 No.34152950 File: 112 KB, 1090x633, Lich139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34152884 Probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:12:04 2021 No.34152958 >>34152884 >that image Damn that's some good pharaoh cunny. Can't wait for the sequels

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:13:03 2021 No.34152967 >>34152884 >>34152950 In Fallout 3 you needed to get extra strong jet for a ghoul to get high, so maybe the same rules apply to alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:13:09 2021 No.34152972 I'm going to get so hopped up on raging mushrooms that I fuck a ludicrous amount of lolis, so many that there's going to be a new branch of the Sabbath made revolving around worshipping my cock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:14:11 2021 No.34152979 >>34152826 It's scary staring into a heart pupiling loli's eyes anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:15:52 2021 No.34152993 >>34150096 By being a complete cuddleable fluff!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:19:44 2021 No.34153034 >>34150972 Put a love letter inside the wallet! That'll force her to answer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:19:48 2021 No.34153038 >>34152967 Poor Raul

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:22:39 2021 No.34153072

>>34151640
Considering I like more mature girls and power, that would probably be my go-to location if I ever heard about it.
Alternatively
>Demon Realm where power grants girls more mature bodies but inevitably corrupts them into being extremist ara-aras who think all men must be mothered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:24:05 2021 No.34153079 Monstergirls reasoning that it's their body and so their choice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:26:05 2021 No.34153110 >>34153079 B-but what about my body and my choice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:26:21 2021 No.34153114 >>34153079 It's Lich-san's choice to modify their own body to milk you more efficiently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:27:19 2021 No.34153132 >>34151360 The urge to tease gazer is immense

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:28:22 2021 No.34153143 >>34153110 Your body is also theirs, according to the new law card passed by Lilith. Ignorantia legis non excusat.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:30:23 2021 No.34153171
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>>34153034
>Get tons of fake wallets
>Write your address and little hearts on pieces of paper
>Walk through the local thieves guild territory and feel your pockets getting lighter
All that's left is wearing loose pjs when sleeping that night

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:31:28 2021 No.34153183 >>34152457 Her eyes are funny!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:32:30 2021 No.34153201 >>34152464 Prostate cancer is a serious, preventable disease anon. There's no harm in trying to diagnose it early

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:36:19 2021 No.34153248 >>34153171 >Slim brown thief tomboy crawls into your loose PJs so she can sleep with you tucked inside her all night long

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:38:35 2021 No.34153275 >>34153171 The only issue with that plan is being rudely awoken by the kunoichi, giant mouse, and banshee having a catfight over all of them sneaking into your room at the same time

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:41:54 2021 No.34153306
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>>34153132
It's all about leverage, and it works both ways. She'll lace your drink with prisoner fruit and give you an under-the-table footjob.

As soon as that damn waiter gets back...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:43:35 2021 No.34153329 >>34152464 >that one time I got a physical from Grelia and she insisted on sounding my urethra but wouldn’t explain why I hope I never have to enter that office again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:44:47 2021 No.34153347 >>34153329 >>34152464 >>>/y/ >>>/u/ >>>/lgbt/

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:46:12 2021 No.34153374

>>34153171
>make tons of cryptic riddle filled treasure maps
>"lose" them in front of the adventurers guild
>strip down and tie yourself to a chair blindfolded where the treasure's supposed to be
>hop yourself up on aphrodesiacs ao you're full mast
>wait and see who wins the wife roulette

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:47:17 2021 No.34153385 >>34153347 Pretty sure that's more /d/ than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:53:06 2021 No.34153493 >>34153347 Anon you don’t have to sperg out because people were joking about invasive medical procedures

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:53:50 2021 No.34153505 >>34153347 There's no gay here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:54:22 2021 No.34153515 >>34153347 Yule Goblet? Now what does that have to do with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:56:16 2021 No.34153556 >>34153515 >Yule Goblet? Some archaic term for one of Santa's elves? Short, like a goblin, or even smaller. Hence the diminutive gob-let.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:56:23 2021 No.34153558
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>Build myself a little onsen back of my cabin in the mountains
>Slutty Drunken Oni moved in last week and won't leave, all she does is drink my Finnish vodka and demand I strip down and neck with her all evening
>Stumbles into my bed at 3 in the morning, her hot skin still damp from the steam and steals all the blankets

I mean, she is a good kisser and all, but between the booze and the hot water bill, I'm starting to get a little peeved. She could at least make breakfast every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 11:58:41 2021 No.34153604 >>34153556 No it's a literal goblet, you drink eggnog from it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:00:29 2021 No.34153636 >>34153558 Fill her with babies and you can have delicious Oni milk for breakfast. It has a slight rum taste, sort if like Egg Nog!

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:06:25 2021 No.34153754
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>>34153248
>"Heehee anon'll never see this coming"
>Mouse thief crawls under the covers to snuggle with anon and sleepfuck him
>Anon's body reacts in his sleep and he grabs her to turn her over
>"Eeeeeeep! Wait no fair. You can't just do that in your sle"
>Mouse is cut off as anon uses his weight to hold her body and slowly grinds his way further into her pussy
>"Ahh fine you bastard" she mumbles as the comfort and warmth gets to her and she drifts off to sleep in his arms
>Anon wakes up to a wet popping sound as he slides off and out of his very satisfied comatose brown mouse
Only fair to make her breakfast after that. Even if she is technically a home invader

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:09:56 2021 No.34153824 >>34153754 Mousetraps for mice girls It's a jar of cum instead of cheese, and instead of a spring-loaded metal bar, it's me hiding behind the door. She can't detect me because of the jar, it masks my presence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:10:31 2021 No.34153833 >>34153604 You drink eggnog from a goblin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:11:05 2021 No.34153845 >>34153374 Wonder how many normal guys passing by the adventurers guild accidentally cause early retirements by unknowingly or knowingly doing something to trigger a monster adventurer's "you are my husband now" instinct

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:12:24 2021 No.34153866 >>34153833 Yes Wurmborn, I drink eggnog from a goblin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:17:37 2021 No.34153948 >>34153845 >guy walks by adventurer's guild >trips on a wanton lamia tail >caught by an adventurer mino >lamia upset, guy looks scared >mino protection instincts kick in >fireman carries him away and retires to have kids

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:18:54 2021 No.34153968

>>34153824
That sounds like the kind of story you're going to cringe over in a few years
>How did you meet your husband sis?
>Yeah so for some reason he thought leaving out a jar of his cum would "distract me" when I could tell where he was by dirty clothes and dishes strewn everywhere and just get me some right from the tap
>Isn't that right honey? as she takes a quick break from bouncing on anon's hips to turn and give him a quick peck on the nose

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:20:13 2021 No.34153992 >>34153968 Hey! I'll have you know I always wash the dishes and leave dirty clothes in a basket!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:23:45 2021 No.34154047 >>34153992 >Mouse forgot that the dishes were dirty because she licked all over them to try and get a taste of you and the clothes were all over the place because she was rummanging through them on her way to the cum jar

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:25:20 2021 No.34154078 rape is not olev

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:25:51 2021 No.34154087 >>34154047 >mouse is now covered in my scent as she dived into my dirty clothes basket >cannot detect me by smell, since it's already filled her mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:28:44 2021 No.34154140 >>34153968 Does she make little "Bounce, bounce, bounce!" noises to herself as she rides my hips? Because that is super cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:29:49 2021 No.34154154 >>34153866 But why!?

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:29:55 2021 No.34154155

>>34153845
That's why it's so rare to see Hellhound adventurers. They usually end up pouncing on a guy pretty early on, usually right before setting out for their first quest. In heavily populated beastgirl cities, it's highly recommended that single guys send proxy messengers to the guild office for commissioning a quest, as there's no way you aren't leaving marked by some beastgirl's pheromones. Don't even get me started on joining either!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:31:40 2021 No.34154181 >>34154154 It's tradition.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:32:33 2021 No.34154205 >>34153948 >Monsters start slipping the lamia some coin so that they can "catch" men when they trip over her tail >Lamia just wants to adventure with a cute boy for pete's sake

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:36:16 2021 No.34154266

>>34154155
>Don't even get me started on joining either!
Let's see:
>join an adventure guild
>get a cute beastgirl wife on day 1
>you already have a pernament second member of the party
>huge stats boost from incubizing
>can go to higher level areas sooner and use bigger swords earlier
I see no downsides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:36:42 2021 No.34154274 >>34153845 >mamono go adventuring into human dungeons, which are just underground human towns >main enemies are human women and the men married to them >loot is the cute anons who are actually quite happy to go with the mamono

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:37:55 2021 No.34154297 >>34154140 That is cute, what if she mounted and went "Hup! and one and two three four... Hup! one two three four..." while slowly picking up the pace

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:39:29 2021 No.34154322 >>34154266 >permanent 2nd party member Not if it were me, she'd be constantly filled with a new litter if I had a BUILT MAKAI TOUGH Beastgirl adventuring wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:41:03 2021 No.34154352 >>34154322 holy fuck, how much for a three-pack, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:46:03 2021 No.34154424 Can somebody direct me to the muscle sabbath?

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:48:55 2021 No.34154468
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>>34154266
That's nice but what's also nice is to join a veteran beastgirl who doesn't make a move on you. But also gets aggressive when other monsters hit on you and holds you close in bed when you complete missions or reach some goal together. Then after having a big final boss showdown she gets emotional over how far you've come from the cute novice you used to be and unleashes all her pent-up desires to make you father and husband that very night.
Monsters that are dedicated to their anons sure are nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:51:46 2021 No.34154504 File: 1.53 MB, 905x1280, dehbddn-ea9a03ef-e5cf-4462-a8ea-59cf86418f57.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34143928

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:55:54 2021 No.34154551 File: 67 KB, 948x546, Lich138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34152967 That Lich was showing off to Anon that she can down entire bottles without breathing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:56:18 2021 No.34154559 >>34154274 >main enemies are human women Reminds me of how the Germanic faction in the first Rome Total War had a unit that was literally just called "screeching women". Good times

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:57:03 2021 No.34154573

>>34152642
>Nachos shitpost everywhere they can knowing some autist will show up at their cave
>Shogs slowly shoggify your software for accessing their websites
>Night Gaunts show up as sleep paralysis demons for viewing cursed images and videos
>Mindflayers create magical malware that starts as a simple keylogger before expanding into a mental link with whoever uses that computer
Wendigos don't use the internet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:57:08 2021 No.34154576 >>34154551 That's cheating!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 12:58:23 2021 No.34154592 >>34154573 Are you sure Wendigos don't go to /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:00:02 2021 No.34154617 >>34154592 >wend--chan hops on to /ck/ >first thing she sees is a vegetarian meal >screams and punches the monitor never again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:00:37 2021 No.34154628 >>34154592 Listen, Wendigos are so sensitive that they refuse to believe Greenworms exist, I don't think they could handle the internet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:01:15 2021 No.34154637 >>34147631 Wholesomely loving your Gyaru momster!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:02:20 2021 No.34154649 >>34154628 Wendigos and Greenworms are natural allies since they don't compete over food resources

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:03:24 2021 No.34154665 >>34154551 she can swallow large amounts of fluid without breathing, hmm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:07:08 2021 No.34154720 File: 1.12 MB, 2880x3840, CrowTenguOC.png .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now that it's warming up, the wife can exercise outside again regularly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:09:22 2021 No.34154741 >>34154720 Hehehe, what a nerd. Look at those braids! Gonna yank them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:09:56 2021 No.34154749 File: 296 KB, 1800x1250, 1614198391162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34154637 Why is having a pure gyaru momster such an attractive dynamic?

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:10:46 2021 No.34154767

>>34154592
>MGE /ck/
>meat general full of wendis and beastgirls posting about their favorite roasts
>outrage when someone posts a steak with a green garnish
>long winded posts discussing the merits as to why fish should be included in the meat discussion
>veggie general
>looks like a children's youtube channel comments section
>"looks yumi"
>"gime eat plz"
>"i liek carrot"
>"mwee"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:12:43 2021 No.34154798 >>34154767 what happens I post my "meat" on the general as if it was a juicy steak

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:19:09 2021 No.34154896 >>34154798 you wake up covered in a strange blanket with a loli underneath, also you're a yeti looking thing now for some reason and you can't control your breeding urge

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:28:50 2021 No.34155056 Ushi Lilim is here! ...almost. I'll post her next thread along with an update to Agartha

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:29:55 2021 No.34155068 File: 387 KB, 1200x1600, __hakurei_reimu_and_futatsuiwa_mamizou_touhou_drawn_by_camp_of_hunger__d3257e91a8cb3c275b5b33205bd78a54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yes hello, it is I, the local human shrine maiden."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:37:03 2021 No.34155188 >>34155056 Who is Agartha

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:38:41 2021 No.34155215

I'm convinced that the stores that sell underwear are all some Danuki ploy.
Whenever I have dirty underwear, it goes missing. I KNOW they're being stolen by mamono but I'm now certain that mamono stealing underwear is a Nuki trick to get males to spend more, I've had to get so many pairs now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:41:12 2021 No.34155256 >>34155215 Just get a Shog and don't worry about buy underwear -or really anything- ever again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:43:55 2021 No.34155295 >>34155068 Hello shrine maiden, you still giving out those FREE purification rituals?

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:44:02 2021 No.34155298

Men selling their bodies to goblins and tanuki to obtain goods because they cant afford it with money sounds really un-manly. Like, dude, where's your fucking pride as a man and shit? Only women serve us, they should give us stuff for free because we said so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:44:09 2021 No.34155300 >>34152642 Nachos strike me as easy prey for bait posting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:45:57 2021 No.34155322 >>34155298 I DO IT FOR FREE AND I AM HAPPY TO SERVE ANY MONSTER GIRL SEXUALLY.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:48:06 2021 No.34155353 >>34154628 That's silly. Wendigos know their food eats plants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:49:40 2021 No.34155371 File: 1.45 MB, 945x1533, 84365306_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34155298 Just find and marry a Creeping Coin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:53:55 2021 No.34155433 >>34155056 Nice, can't wait

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:01:46 2021 No.34155528 >>34155300 They get sucked into it too hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:03:29 2021 No.34155558 >>34155295 Price is one kisu.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:05:48 2021 No.34155598

>>34155371
>MGE /biz/
>PMG: Precious Metals General
>Post you STACK(ed wife)
>SILVER ENDS THE FED
>Tanuki shills trying to get the boyim to invest in Zipanese Virta-Bux™
>Numismatic spergs looking for a 1937 Huey Long commemorative Creeping Coin GF
>Somehow more pictures of firearms than /k/ikimora

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:06:08 2021 No.34155605

>>34155371
>be cashier at a grocery store
>some guy and a gold-skinned woman approach my till
>human-monster couples are getting pretty common these days, huh
>they are 1 dollar short
>"alright, let me borrow your bathroom for a second"
>"s-sir it is employees onl-"
>too late, they just jumped inside
>hear moaning and clinking sounds for almost half an hour
>when they exit the woman is disheveled and the man is smiling, holding a gold coin
>"all yours buddy"
>they leave holding hands and giggling, while I tiredly pick up my mop
>have to clean up sexual fluids and small change from the bathroom for the rest of my shift
Fucking monsters, I swear

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:08:46 2021 No.34155639

>>34155528
>Honey come to bed
>I CAN'T! SOME RETARD ON 4MONSTER CALLED ME A DYKE!
>come to bed or I'll stuff you in the wife bag for a week
>Haha! What a cringe loser, he's gonna regret he ever messed with me--
*Spider transformation sounds*
>...
>Worth it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:09:39 2021 No.34155653 >>34155605 >they forgot their groceries I'm starting to think that's just roleplay sex for them

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:17:05 2021 No.34155753
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>>34155653
>they order pizza
>claim they forgot to have cash on hand to tip the delivery girl with
>pizza-succ has to wait at the door and listen to them bang while she laments that all the lewd guys she delivers to are already taken

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:21:16 2021 No.34155783 >>34155639 What happens when shitposters make fun of spiderhusband?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:22:58 2021 No.34155800 So why should I consider a nacho?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:23:53 2021 No.34155809 >>34155753 >Pizzabus finally finds a guy that's single >He orders pineapple on his pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:27:07 2021 No.34155850 >>34155809 this is hate fucking territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:31:20 2021 No.34155901 >>34155809 I'd marry a big-hipped pizzabus--how would she feel about jalapenos on her pizza?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:33:46 2021 No.34155942 >>34155809 Pineapple pizza guys aren't too bad, it's the anchovy fellas that they warn you about in training videos. Borderline sociopaths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:33:55 2021 No.34155944 >>34155850 >here you are sir, a... pineapple... banana pepper... and green bell pepper pizza? >yeah sounds right thanks >pizzabus rapes the shit out of him on the doorstep all while telling him how he's disgracing pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:35:25 2021 No.34155959 >>34155942 Anchovies are for... what? I think the last thing I used it in was some Paella?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:37:25 2021 No.34155988 File: 138 KB, 800x1199, 79498230_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Welcome to [Insert local Sabbath branch] Anon! >We're here for all your pedophiliac needs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:37:35 2021 No.34155990 >>34155942 all i hear about anchovies is that theyre salty, kinda oily and have a bunch of unami flavor, which sounds alright for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:38:34 2021 No.34156005 >>34155942 Pineapples are sacrilege. Anchovies are tolerable.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:39:36 2021 No.34156025

>>34155942
>on my first date with pizzabus
>she talks about the pizza I ordered when we met
>says she thinks pepperoni and mushrooms is a solid combo, asks if there's anything else I like
>tell her that I actually keep a tin of anchovies to put on my pizzas myself since nobody stocks them
>she breaks out in a cold sweat
Anchovies are objectively a top-tier topping

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:41:35 2021 No.34156055 Pineapple is sweet and Pizza is savory. Sweet and savory is the most basic fucking flavor combo possible, and hating it is a shit meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:42:27 2021 No.34156067 I don't mind ham and pinapple I just order "all the meats" or its equivlent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:44:07 2021 No.34156090 File: 888 KB, 1041x1400, orc30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34156067 Meatlovers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:45:25 2021 No.34156115 >>34156067 So if you were given ham and pineapple, would you eat it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:48:05 2021 No.34156161 >>34156055 The texture is the bad part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:49:03 2021 No.34156182 >>34156055 except the texture of pineapple is extremely fibrous, its better to use a sauce thats sweeter if you want the sweetness, like adding sugar or use barbecue sauce instead, or maybe adding peaches

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:49:58 2021 No.34156201

>>34155990
yeah, they're pretty good, you should try it. When they're put on a pizza before it cooks, I think the oil on them spreads from the heat or something because the flavor is more balanced and uniform. Which is a shame since no pizza place around me offers them so I have to make my own if I want the best anchovy experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:50:18 2021 No.34156209 >>34156115 What the fuck is this pineapple meme I see everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:50:48 2021 No.34156218 >>34156115 Food is food anon Its not something outlandish like the bubble gum pizza or koolaid doughnuts, being offended about it is a waste of energy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:52:15 2021 No.34156250 >>34156182 BBQ base hawaian pizza is rad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:52:32 2021 No.34156253 >>34156182 >peaches >on fucking pizza what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:55:10 2021 No.34156304 >>34156253 youre putting a pineapple on a pizza, youre not really in a position to argue since theyre both fruits, and its really common to grill peaches

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:55:59 2021 No.34156322 >>34156304 I'm not that anon you were talking to. I don't put pineapple on pizza. All that goes on pizza is meat and jalapenos.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:56:41 2021 No.34156337

If you like pineapple or any other sweet fruit on your pizza, you're going to alp. It's that simple. Same applies if you like veggie only pizzas.
Cheese pizza? You get a loli.
Pepperoni pizza? You get a basic wife.
Meatlovers pizza? You get strong and/or thicc wife.
Everything/deluxe pizza? You get a harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:57:57 2021 No.34156357 I swear nothing brings out the monkey rage in people more that the simple concepted of putting pineapple on pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:58:32 2021 No.34156366 >>34156337 >You'll alp because I say so lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:58:33 2021 No.34156367 >>34156218 I won't eat food I find unpleasant unless I'm fucking starving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:59:37 2021 No.34156381 >>34156367 you do you man I get it, but people act like is some sort of sin agianst a god they don't worship

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:59:53 2021 No.34156387 File: 142 KB, 657x1071, JFkPFhBT_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>34156366 Yes. I will determine who alps here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:00:39 2021 No.34156402 >>34156357 >Monkey rage I mean it could be worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:01:37 2021 No.34156414 >>34156055 I've had ham and pineapple and it's the taste I don't like. >Just pick the pineapple off I did but the taste seeps into the rest of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:02:32 2021 No.34156430 alps, the lot of ye. I don't fucking eat pizza at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:05:26 2021 No.34156473 >>34156430 interesting, do you prefer more phallic foods?

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:05:56 2021 No.34156477
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I know it weirds some people out but i really like the extremist corruption aspect of Demons
Once portal day is up i'm gonna instantly sign my contract and start travelling around places with my wife monsterizing women and matching couples
It's for their own good whether they like it or not

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:06:59 2021 No.34156492 >>34156473 nah, just don't eat pizza anymore, I am currently eating tuna, brown and beans

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:07:59 2021 No.34156505 >>34156492 *rice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:19:59 2021 No.34156678 >>34156337 but anon I'm vegetarian and so is my waifu

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 15:32:24 2021 No.34156858

>>34156477
I love their mission and how driven they are, as I agree with them. Being my waifu, I'd sign her contract too. That said, we'd fight to keep in consensual in all but the most dire circumstances and even then it would be a mana infusion rather than rape.

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