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>> No.34189066
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Devil wife!

>> No.34189092
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What's the over-under on ever getting a Chaos Harpy?

>> No.34189151
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I love my lich wife!

>> No.34189187
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>>34188829
>import
>verb (used without object)
>to be of consequence or importance; to matter:

>> No.34189318

Is MGE in fact an NTR setting in masterful disguise?

>> No.34189329

>>34189318
explain

>> No.34189334
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Where does you wife fall on this chart?

>> No.34189335

>>34189049
I demand BEEG titty foxes.

>> No.34189355

>>34189151
She's very cute. Is she the one I am to be doing for the baseball team or just a random OC one?

>> No.34189421
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>>34189329
Human girls get cucked all the time.

>> No.34189460
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>> No.34189469

>>34189421
Not getting cucked, just getting mogged.
They can't compete, as soon as mamono show up, all the single males lose all interest.
Married women monsterize.

>> No.34189480

>>34189334
What is this schizo posting shit

>> No.34189482

>>34189421
Nah, monsters probably won't do anything to a lovely human couple

>> No.34189489

>>34189334
I don't get it.

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>>34189460

>> No.34189585
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How does one go about apologizing to a sad croc?

>> No.34189593

>>34189585
Tell her she's gonna be bigger than Gustave and twice as strong.
Might get her all fired up.

>> No.34189600
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Do /fit/ Tsuraras like being called snow bunnies?

>> No.34189629

I recall KC stating the next Mamono Lord will likely be decided via elections, rather than a Lilim just inheriting the throne.

This makes me wonder.... could an Incubus in theory be able to run for Mamono Lord elections? Or only Monstergirls? And if so, how would the Mamono Lord react if polls showed that an unmarried incubus campaign is matching or surpassing her daughter in popularity?

>> No.34189642

>>34189629
What?

>> No.34189663
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>>34189558
Gotem

>> No.34189664

>>34189355
Just a random OC!

>> No.34189690

>>34189421
Mosters won't rape married men. There is a scene in the RPG where monsters can tell a man has his human wife's mana on him and it's telling them "hands off". At most they will monsterize the woman through a cursed object or something and allow the two to be happy together as monster and incubus.

>> No.34189695

>>34189585

"Hey bitch, you ever heard the story of Goldie Locks? 'Cuz you're juuuuust right."

Trust me, I played the super seducer game.

>> No.34189705
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A reply to the other thread got me curious
Who was your first MGE crush? As in species, or specific OC monstergirl that you really liked at first, even considered your waifu, but then moved onto something else
Mine were Raijus, then i had a short period were i was undecided between Demons Manticores and Wights, before finally deciding my destiny was with a Shirohebi about 1 year ago

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May I have your attention, please?
MASSIVE MUSCLE MOMMY ONI
That is all, thank you for listening to this PSA.

>> No.34189708

>>34189629
>I recall KC stating the next Mamono Lord will likely be decided via elections, rather than a Lilim just inheriting the throne.
Nice head canon and blatant excuse for shifting the conversation towards a man.

Lilims exist to take her place.

>> No.34189732
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dragons

>> No.34189741

>>34189705

First Cheshire, then Tree Rat, and now I can't decide. I'm generally pretty decisive but I don't think I will ever be able to settle.

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>>34189732
Baphomets

>> No.34189767
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>>34189705
I had always liked fox girls, and initially got into MGE because I saw Inari,
But the moment I found Hellhounds I was doomed.

>> No.34189768

>>34189708

This is what KC said:

>In the previous era of the Demon Lords, power decided everything, so the new Lord remained on the throne as long as he was the most powerful monster. But now times are different and the change of the Demon Lord may turn out to be like an election.
>Most of the monsters, with the exception of a few, are annoyed by the idea of ​​"becoming a Demon Lord", they prioritize living with their husband and seem to support the current first princess Lilim.

>> No.34189771

>>34189705
My waifu is a Night Gaunt. I really love the chaos monsters but because I found the setting before they were introduced my favorite was probably the Ghoul and then the Atlach-nacha when she was introduced. But after 2017 the Night Gaunt is perfect for me and everything I want.

>> No.34189774

>>34189752
Not a fan honestly

>> No.34189784

>>34189705
hellhounds were my first, and then as time went on I learned of wurms and how simple they were, I just couldn't resist wanting to spoil them to hell and back

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Tea is good

>> No.34189801

>>34189767

To this day I'm not sure what kind of beast girl I like most.

>> No.34189817

>>34189664
Ok nice. Lich isn't today but soon today is a pitcher with VERY wordhippable spats , I was hoping you'd say that, it would he hard to make up some secret lore that way!

>> No.34189834

>>34189801
Understandable, they're all high quality.
Hellhounds just ended up that far ahead of the pack hah compared to the others for me.

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>>34189707
I prefer her

>> No.34189890

>>34189705
At first it was Lich, then I stuck with Tengu.

>> No.34189909

>>34189879
the perfect body for handholding___________________

>> No.34189932

>>34189768
Q&A isn't regarded as canon by KC's own words, he's frequently decided to contradict it with canon info

>> No.34189953
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>>34189705
I liked to post about Danukis and found them very cute, but now there's only 1 girl out there for me.

>> No.34189956

>>34189705
Hard to remember, but I think I liked an image of wock enough to save it before learning about the MGE setting. After reading the other profiles my tastes have changed, but I still appreciate the wock's design.

>> No.34189970
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I've never seen these lilims win at anything

>> No.34190128

>>34189705
I got into things liking Weresheep and Khepri a lot, tastes changed a lot since but I guess Khepri left an impression since I ended up a haremfag even if it isn't with those cute bugs.

>> No.34190168

>>34189705
I have been a minotaur loyalist for a couple years.
Other girls spark my interest, but there's just something about minos that I crave and keep coming back for.

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>>34189600
>Do /fit/ Tsuraras like being called snow bunnies?
They like to be propositioned to fuck like rabbits, atleast.

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>Scare a Lizard girl
>Due to her Lizard instincts, she loses her tail
>Cook and eat said tail
>Repeat it again once her tail has grown back.

>> No.34190915

>>34190460
Anon, please don't eat your wife...

>> No.34190930
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TROLL
TROLL IN THE THREAD

>> No.34190988

From KC's twitter
>The Holstaurian's eyes are a bit crooked, but that's because its ancestor was the original Minotaur, who had a rough personality!
Google translated Holstaur as "Horus" and it made me excited and confused because I thought we were getting an Egyptian themed cow girl. Choosing Horus for a minotaur monstergirl would be confusing but I suppose it would work with a bodyguard type monster. I realized he meant Holstaur even before putting it through DeepL but I'm going to keep the image of a brown minotaur guard with Egyptian style clothes in my head

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how to de smug hob?

>> No.34191016

>>34189585
>not fisting the reptile to show dominance
The game was rigged from the beginning.

>> No.34191028

>>34190993
Be sad.
Much like Wurms, the only thing that can hurt them is (You) being hurt.

>> No.34191053

>>34190460
I think this is awesome and very wholesome anon. A wholesome part of a balanced diet and loving relationship!

>> No.34191137

Succubi are aristocrats in DL society, but succubi are the normal monsterization for women. Don't weak monsters gang up on men? When combined, it looks as if there will be too many aristocrats.

>> No.34191210

>>34191137
Ah but you forget anon, every monster is her husbands queen

>> No.34191233

Do most monsters consider the Sabbath normal or what? Is the Sabbath like the Shriners or the sex EPA? I have to ask how widespread their standards are too. The Sabbath are ruled by generals iirc...this just gets more confusing.

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>>34190930
Anon got Trolled

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>>34191275
that troll needs to be BIGGER

>> No.34191303

>>34191233
>But as far as monsters are concerned, children have the body to charm and copulate with men from their early years, and additionally, there are also races that stay in the form of children even in adulthood, so it's a perfectly normal thing for human men to lust after and have sex with monsters with childish forms. Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and mana, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild. Also, the organization “Sabbath” that recommends sex with very young monsters is considered as something that makes their daughters grow to be more lascivious monsters while they're still very young and cute, so it has an extremely good reputation among mothers.

>> No.34191329 [SPOILER] 
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>>34191288
Women with big hands are beautiful

>> No.34191336

>>34191210
>double the aristos

>> No.34191352

>>34191329
Big hands for holding!
Fingers interlocked, too!
And also imagine the headpats from hands as big and strong as those.

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>>34191352
Would they make a *pap* noise when they tap you like these big girls?

>> No.34191388
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So what's your choice guys?

>> No.34191404

>>34191352
Resting my head on her palm is what I want. And handjobs.

>> No.34191435

>>34191303
That makes even less sense. Loli and Sabbath are normalized. That isn't a very good secret society. The depravity will take an even lewder form in the true bowels of the Sabbath's throbbing lustfully dripping core. Oneechans and the strong inquisitive hands of their otoutos guiding the way to true depravity. Then again, I'm really high.

>> No.34191439

>>34189705
Dragons at first, cause I inherited that from my crush on Granberia, the tomboy dragon of MGQ. But then I learned about Manticores and Kaia (beeg, tomboy, tsundere Manticore) romance in MGD sealed my fate.

>> No.34191452

>>34191288
Why do trolls have big hands and big feet in the first place?

>> No.34191457

>>34191387
Yes
*pap* *pap*

>> No.34191473

>>34191452
Rouge Sabbath project that went right.

>> No.34191476

>>34191452
big hands for headpatting
big feet for stability

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>>34189049

>> No.34191629

If you were going to form a covenant with an elemental, which would you choose?

>> No.34191661
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>>34189817
Spats on monster girls are the best

>> No.34191678

>>34191629
Sylph, definitely. One of the best species in the whole setting.

>> No.34191753

>>34191629
I like all of them, so I guess I would go for the girl that asks me to form a covenant with them first.

>> No.34191759

>>34191629
Undine. I like water.

>> No.34191782

>>34191629
Dark matter.

>> No.34191787

>>34191629
A trade based covenant. I'd trade mana for a set of proxy enchantments. That way I don't have to fuck an elemental rainbow to fuck people up hardcore with magic. Fuckit, could be beeg /biz/. Get a swarm of devoted waifu and that's loads of mana. May as well spend it on kitting them up with proxy elemental spell weapons. You've got lucre for it, if you're fucking a mob. And if you're fucking a mobfu, you may as well train them to skirmish. 0 to Warlord in dicks-ty seconds. This is excellent weed.

>> No.34191865

>>34191759
Would you have drink water purified by your elemental's magic, or would you cut out the middleman and just drink from her body?

>> No.34191868

>>34191435
They take the form of a secret society when interacting with human civilization, where lolis are substantially less acceptable to lewd, as a means of helping ease prospective members in without fear of judgment.

>> No.34191878

The Sabbath is shit and should be deleted

>> No.34191887

>>34191661
/fit/ Lich! More Liches need to live by her example!

>> No.34191893

>>34191678
>>34191753
>>34191759
>>34191782
Would any of you sell elemental spell weaponry or accessories? Asking for a friend.

>> No.34191895

>>34191629
Definitely a Dark Matter out of all the Elementals available for covenants.

>> No.34191900

>>34191865
Maybe both. I would also like to brew beer with her water.

>> No.34191916

So is sucker punching a lizard girl a valid way to ask her out on a date?

>> No.34191923

>>34191893
Super Soakers with Undine water!

>> No.34191926

>>34191388
When in doubt always the one with the biggest boobs

>> No.34191928

>>34191916
no, you heathen, take a white glove and throw it at her feet

>> No.34191950

>>34191661
I bet monster girls in spats wear them to work up a sweat with no panties on, that way young boys who happen upon them doing exercises will be hooked for life on their first women's scent.

>> No.34191956

>>34191868
They are run by loli generals, who are unanimously chunni depravity roleplayers. When loli is normal for mamono society then loli-pravity cannot be the final form of the super-depraved Sabbath. Don't be a fool, Kakakunt!

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>>34191435
They're only a proper secret club in human territory I imagine, and reduced to merely larping in monster friendly places since onii-chans and genuinely young monsters will already freely find eachother.

>> No.34191981

>>34191923
Is it sexy water?

>> No.34191983

>>34191233
Semi-normal, they were Magical R&D for the Monster Lord's Army once upon a time. They have since branched out quite a bit.

>> No.34191998

>>34191981
It can be. Pranking human women by shooting them with Undine water to turn them into a succubus!

>> No.34192011

>>34191893
I'd lead my Sylph to the level of depravity to become a Dark Sylph, and we'd create a demon realm. I'd likely experiment with mana-charged plants.

>> No.34192037

>>34191998
Would you call this a debilitating degree of sexy, in an antipersonnel sense? Asking for writing research.

>> No.34192046

>>34191629
Elementals become yandere if you try to annul the covenant. Remember that.

>> No.34192065

>>34192037
Yes because then they will become massively horny by transforming into a succubus.

>> No.34192078

>>34191956
There is no "the Sabbath". The Sabbath from earlier guides was just one specific Sabbath. There are probably as many Sabbaths as there are Baphomets and they don't all act the same way. Most don't care about loli beyond the fact that being a loli gives a Sabbath it's power and not all Sabbaths even actively recruit.

>> No.34192082

>>34192011
Sexy plants. You know a Troll/Gnomefag that takes mana credits? I hear the recent tentacle reeducation project is doing well...

>> No.34192092

>>34191956
In the glorious name of Kuroferuru-chan, I hope we find more loli depravity.

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>>34192078
>Most don't care about loli beyond the fact that being a loli gives a Sabbath it's power
That's only really Shirokuto's Sabbath. The rest are into it more personally on some level.

>> No.34192131

>>34191629
I know you go the 4 basics, fire lighting water and earth, as well as an ice girl, but is there a lightning elemental? And I mean stuff like Ignis or Glacies. Because that's the one I would go with. Otherwise fire

>> No.34192141

>>34191973
>The Sabbath are the equivalent of basic bitch PSAs in monster society, because loli is accepted

>>34191983
>>34192078
>Sabbath is all loli
>They won the loli war for monsterkind, but are now too old to feel like lolis.

I can't tell if this is funny. Is this irony?

>> No.34192144

>>34191629
One that my waifu would have an affinity with.

>> No.34192152

all this talk about magic makes me want to pervert it by using science and it together tot make spells that would baphos seethe at the fact I'm using concepts instead of those stupid equations and mix it with guns to be able to make a gun made of magic and a guns that shoot magic. Hell, I want to see if you can make a simple spark into a spell that could be used to IEDs form the air that monsterizes woman and incubizes any men caught in the blast
I want to make Baphos seethe by disregarding the old rules of magic and mix them with modern-day science

>> No.34192160

I'm going to go to the highest building in Lescatie and jack off from the top and then go home and wait for my new random wife to show up

>> No.34192172

I just know that I hope that Portal Day brings me to my OC Sabbath.

>> No.34192173

>>34192152
Please show us on the doll where the lolibaba touched you

>> No.34192201

>>34192152
>not fisting the masochist lolibaba warcriminals
That's like your opinion man.

>> No.34192212

>>34192173
>point to everywhere on the doll
>"Wow you must have really dolled yourself up!"
>I laugh
>loli cop laughs
>I get raped again

>> No.34192229

>>34192131
I know Sylph is a wind elemental, but I bet enough mana and effort could mutate the standard whirlwind energy into thunderstorm energy.

>> No.34192230

>>34192122
Only Bapho-Sama really cares about spreading the love of lolis as her pure focus. All others have some main goal or type of magic beyond loli supremacy.

>> No.34192233

>>34192160
This anon is going to get ambushed and dragged off to a stairwell hallway for sex by a monster coming the other way

>> No.34192240

>>34192173
i don't remember, it was a blur. They tied me down and did things to me, man. please don't remind me

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>>34192230
They're still very clearly loli-preferential.

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>>34192173
>bogey is the one doing the questioning
>just gestures to herself when she asks for him to indicate on the doll
>acts confused when he only points, insists that he makes contact

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>>34189049

>> No.34192365

Consider the following: an ancient evil patchwork lich who has modified herself with parts from history's most powerful female sorcerors to become even more powerful (and sexy).

>> No.34192372

What is the comfiest monster to take a bath with?

>> No.34192379

>>34192365
Does she have rivals made up of the inferior parts she didn't take?

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>>34192372

>> No.34192397

>>34192379
I imagine she'd keep the other parts in storage to use as spares or to at least prevent rivals like that.

>> No.34192401

>>34192365
Perfect Wife material.

>> No.34192405

>>34192392
Softening up Jinko chan's tense muscle tissue with kisses and groping in the bath!

>> No.34192406

>>34192372
Slimes and Undine.

>> No.34192411

>>34192342
>traveling with your friends
>have to cut through undead territory
>though you're on the outskirts, you've heard rumors that there are phantoms around
>everything seems fine until you notice that you and your bros are rhyming
>panic and start running
>when you try to communicate with your group you're all singing like you're in a musical
>oh fuck they must be getting closer

>> No.34192413

>>34192365
I'd rather the lich that has been around for so long her magical research has turned into creating stuff to make their eternal life more comfortable. Things like enchanted socks and slippers that make standing for long periods easier and her normal mage robes replaces with a fuzzy one with big pockets to put stuff in.

>> No.34192425
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>>34192152
>>34192201
The more powerful a monster, the longer the lifespan and time needed to produce offspring. Baphomets are a bunch of repentant masochists I'd say. It is always the species that were sapient during the previous Era that are the most extremists now. Demons, dark elves, vampires, and apophis all of those are unhinged hedonist zealots with no chill. It is the guilt that spurs their mechalewdpravity.

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>>34192397
>Ah yes my arch-nemesis... Me.
>You're just a phony, I'm the real me. You want to be... me?
Arguments between liches can get heated.

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>>34192406
Undine would be pretty top tier for bathing. What would bathing with an ignis be like? Other than hot of course

>> No.34192510

>>34192481
But wait.
If one put together lich has the Ass of Rebecca the Horrible, and the other her tits, and the last her pussy, ARE ALL THREE OF THEIR HUSBANDS SHARING HER?

>> No.34192514

>>34192506
steamy

>> No.34192523

>>34192510
You assume those liches aren't sharing the same Husband.

>> No.34192526

>>34192413
>Self-filling coffee mug
>Magic mirror that plays reruns of previously popular monster shows
>Rocking chair that can either grant an memory recall buff (perfect for when you're solving crosswords or telling stories) or sleep magic depending on what the sitter wants
Old comfy Lich has it good.

>> No.34192540

>>34192506
Hot Tub! Pun intended

>> No.34192541

>>34192506
instant sauna

>> No.34192543

>>34192481
>not blasting the one with more hair
Remember the standard rule for finding the evil twin.

>> No.34192551

>>34192526
Her cookies are to die for too.

>> No.34192563

>>34192510
Heres how it works mamano mana
>Different liches = parts become theirs, all others are independent of each other
>Same husband = If Alice has Rebecca's former pussy then you can fuck Alice and Rebecca will feel it as well. Or it'll function as the above and they'll be independent of each other if that's too weird for you

>> No.34192591

>>34192543
But if the long hair originally belonged to someone else is the long haired lich still the evil one, or would that mantle pass to the one who used to have the long hair?

>> No.34192598

>>34192543
Okay, but what if they both have the same hair length
>Anon, you know it's me
>Don't listen to her anon, she is the fake!

>> No.34192622

hey fags get in, we are gonna commit some order war crimes and take over an entire order city with some wurms, a dark matter, a lich, and lots of alcohol

>> No.34192637

>>34192591
Mirror verse rules, duh.
>>34192598
Then you have to blast both to be sure.

>> No.34192662

>>34192598
ask this then, whose fatter? also, remember to bring some popcorn

>> No.34192671

Best species for dating-single-milf-and-adopted-daughter oyakodon?

>> No.34192682
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>>34192622
Sorry fellas, my wife made me promise to do this weekend's warcrimes with her and her band of merry wights.

>> No.34192720

>>34192622
lets grab that city they stole, theres a lizzard cave on the way, if we slug enough of em, our numbers will double

>> No.34192723
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You done fucked up
This is a life commitment now!

>> No.34192725

>>34192622
You got room for a hungry hungry worm? She can't do much but will be a great cheerleader

>> No.34192728

>>34192591
>>34192598
>long hair
I thought he meant the pubic hair.

>> No.34192752

>>34192725
>>34192720
The more, the merrier, so lets GOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.34192760

>>34192662
This is how you get chained to the table while they work it out between them while they experiment on you

>> No.34192765

>>34192760
worth it tho

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>>34192728
Well it's entirely possible with the context of the conversation that the short haired lich could have the long haired liches pubesand vice versa
Might getting too far into gross territory here

>> No.34192781

I want a comfy JK Dryad wife who brings her friends over for us to mutually masturbate to!

>> No.34192804

>>34192752
I'm in, you son of a bitch! All of my time fisting centaurs has been for this moment. I have enough chariots and horseass to help you guys pull this off.

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>>34192514
>>34192541
>Move to Dragonia, Winterstown or another resort type demon realm with your ignis wife and starting a sauna business where you power the saunas though magical steam created by the two of having sweaty sex all day
>Eventually your business becomes self-sufficient and you can supply magic heating stones or in the case of serving mages and species that can create their own heat like dragons just let the customer decide
That sounds immensely comfy. Not big on elementals but starting to really appreciate Ignis and Undines, a fire and water bigamy marriage with one of each wouldn't be so bad

>> No.34192835

>>34192728
>>34192771
Mirror universe is always different relative to your own universe, dorks. So if she's normally got hair wherever, then the mirror twin is bald. Duh. Just like with men and evil goatees.

>> No.34192853

>>34192804
we have ground troops, a cavalry, wurm paratroopers, a payload, a lich, and a cheerleader. Anyone else wants to join in and retake our land

>> No.34192915

>>34192752
The Sexpendables

>> No.34192963

>Anon has a neet childhood friend monster
>She's awkward but fun to hang out with
>One day he goes over to her house to play the Sims
>Wonders why there's already a family made with his last name
Can't decide whether an Anubis, Lich, or Neetcubus would be the most fitting for this

>> No.34193022

>>34192853
I guess that's all of us. Bet we can press gang the lizerds into joining. We will need a distraction to get close enough to catch them by surprise. Lager up

>> No.34193060

I love how Cheshire has her own music when she appears

>> No.34193069

How do you know you have a waifu?

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>>34191661
certainly among the most powerful equipment at their disposal

>> No.34193102

>>34189817
>wordhippable

Typo, I'm sure, but bodywriting is a huge fetish of mine. What mamono would most likely enjoy it the most?

>> No.34193117

>>34192963
>anon is checking out the Sims his neetcubus friend made
>he finds one modeled after him
>he's stuck in a recreation of her room, except there's no door leading out of it
>thinking that it's a joke, he chuckles a bit and turns to her
>just in time to see her locking the door with a Succubus' Key

>> No.34193123

>>34193075
I hope she'll at least give me the choice of choking under her mofu or between her thighs

>> No.34193128

>>34193022
I have an idea, I get drunk, I get naked and prepare to run inside. When asked my name is Johnny Longcock of Cocenburgs. I 'll run around the street flashing people to cause a ruckus and make the guards try and grab me. You guys, then use the wurms to burrow to the center of the city. The payload is dropped with an Anon to make it go off, while the lizards get the door open to bring the cavalry in. As they get in we all run out as the lich casts two spells, one to knockout everyone out except the payload and the anon, and a spell to contain the energy released. Everyone got the plan?

>> No.34193135

>>34191329
I want to kiss her big feet

>> No.34193180

>>34192963
>Anon befriends a NEET Clubs Trumpart over the internet
>She starts showing him the things she's making/doing in the Sims one day
>Makes a Sim based on Anon; she scried him with her godlike sorcery to get the details right
>Kinda weird, but kinda sweet
>She also made a Sim based on herself
>Suddenly Anon gets a video call
>She's streaming the game for him
>She has Wicked Whims installed
>She wants him to give advice on what she should have them do

>> No.34193241

>>34193117
>Do you know how many times I sat here staring at that screen imagining I was ravishing you here, anon?
>Well it doesn't matter because I don't have to imagine anything anymore

>> No.34193267

>>34193241
you could've just asked, ya know?

>> No.34193277

>>34192122
Greilia and Marune don't really seem to care either.

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>>34189049

>> No.34193282

>>34193267
Sometimes you just gotta let the chuuni monster have her way and ramble anon

>> No.34193312

>>34193282
still gonna tease as she has her way with me tho

>> No.34193358

>>34193180
>At first Anon is awkward about it, but eventually he accepts and starts playing along
>Clubs-chan starts getting more flustered with her speech
>Starts moaning
>Audible wet noises are near her microphone
>Eventually, her camera "accidentally" turns on to give Anon a show
>The two disregard the game to get off to each other
>This continues for a while
>One day, Anon mentions he wishes he could be there with her
>Suddenly, without warning, her card portal slips under him and drops him in a room he's seen on camera countless times by this point, next to a girl he's spent countless hours talking to

>> No.34193365

>>34193102
Succubi and dark priests. I want to hold hands walking around town with my loli succ wearing a microbikini with sharpie with the amount of times I creampied her before leaving, on top of other things.

>> No.34193391

>>34193365
Yeah, I could see those two being into it. Probably also Wonderland girls. I want a pair of JK Dark Priests with lewd things written all over their bodies to flash me.

>> No.34193423

>>34193102
>that typo
haha yeah I did mess that up... unless?

>> No.34193562
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>>34189049

>> No.34193588

>>34193128
We need to grab lizards first, St. Averenarious. Burn off some of that high spirit. Run your naked drunk ass through this large liz meeting cavern. Yeah, the one right over there down the path. The rest of us will catch the suprised liz with their tails up. That's the penetration position, bet you didn't know that.

>> No.34193639

>>34193588
OK, I'll bait em out with some good old trash talk about that fact their form is sloppy and can't even fight a nude unarmed man and wrestle 'em into postion

>> No.34193642

>>34193562
Woof, that face is gross.

>> No.34193653

>>34193562
Unexpectedly nice.

>> No.34193689

>>34193562
there was a thread on /co/ I think a while back about monsterizing Disney girls. Was pretty good.

>> No.34193712

>>34193562
I'd put a bag on her head.

>> No.34193876

>>34193117
She thinks it's time for sex. I think it's time for a workout. Those legs are getting bent behind her head alright. Yoga helps to limber up before intense workouts.

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>>34189049

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>>34193953
*slap*

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>>34189049

>> No.34194539
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need oni

>> No.34194543

I like licking wurmy's special place!

>> No.34194575
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A fat fox ass in tight leather pants.

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>>34189049

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>>34194539
Out of regular Oni, just have spider-oni left.

>> No.34194680

>>34194575
Consider fat loli ass in tight g-string panties

>> No.34194683

>>34194397
Respect for a fellow Hebi fan
Once and if i reach financial stability i'll get some images of my dream snake too

>> No.34194685

>>34194680
fat tits in a tied-up shirt with areolas poking out

>> No.34194845

>>34192046
But i need to use fire magic not water magic for this next encounter...

>> No.34194874

>>34194845
eat beans and use a lighter dumbass

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>>34194575
Where is thid leather clad ass you speak of? I need it NOW

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>>34194887
>must chase tail

>> No.34194918

>>34194680
Nice round JK ass, nopan, under a cute miniskirt.

>> No.34194927

How do shogs respond to pregnancy? Do they give live birth, lay eggs, or divide like a slime? And what does the mother shog teach her?

>> No.34194950

>>34194927
It depends on what the husband is into, and if she's absorbed/assimilated anything else.

>> No.34194985

>>34192723
I need more monstergirl-pregtest-smirking (or freaking out, or whatever sort of expression, really) pictures in my life

>> No.34194992

am i in trouble?

>> No.34194994

>>34193278
Hey, how come that SKK gets TWO Amagis?

>> No.34194998

>>34194992
why

>> No.34195022

>>34194985
This, with loli monster girls. Especially Witch-Familiar pairs, holding up matching tests.

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>>34194992
Yes
And the punishment is of course rape

>> No.34195136

>>34194992
Yes. You are in trouble. You're going to get raped by witches and they'll use your cum in their cauldron recipes.

>> No.34195209

How do I get Ropurotto Cheshire ass out of my mind?

>> No.34195217

How can I become a alp?

>> No.34195223
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>>34194918
>nopan, under a cute miniskirt.
Well, the nopan options are great too. Miniskirts, dresses with miniskirt-length lower edges, lewd loincloths that cover the bare minimum, or whatever that japanese dress in Tsurara's profile is.

>> No.34195250

>>34195223
Or pantyhose with nopan, or a full dress with the side cut out, or a robe with nopan making for easy flashing... It's all so arousing.

>> No.34195258

Anybody else uncontrollably creampie their wives and daughterus before bedtime?

>> No.34195266

>>34189705
Manticores probably, and it still is Manticores. I used to like Hellhounds but not as much now. I do like Lamias, though.

>> No.34195271

>>34195217
>Like men
>become alp
Rate my in-depth guide.

>> No.34195277

>>34193639
Go with the blessing of our founder, Ser Irwin, Johnny Cocenburg. Give em the longcocking of a lifetime. Thrust with your heroic blade, as you have never thrust before.

>> No.34195287

>>34195217
Another question is can an Alp go back to human male if it decided the whole alping was "just a phase?"

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Would demons consider contracts that YOU make binding and acceptable? or would it be silly to her?

>> No.34195310

>>34195217
Go out on a date with me, dress in the Demon's profile outfit, too. Then, I'll cream wildly in your butt-pussy and wrestle tounges with you every morning, afternoon, and evening.

>> No.34195336

>>34195290
Unless you got a degree at Heathen Lawyer school, you're boned.

>> No.34195352

>>34195290
What if you write a contract together?

>> No.34195362

>>34193562
>>34193689
Snake Jasmine is why I like Lamias

>> No.34195406

So what does spider cunny even look like?

>> No.34195453

>>34195336
>make a contract for a demon
>filled with lovey dovey stuff cause you're a romantic
>give it to a demon that you have a crush on
>she goes into a spiel about how it wouldn't hold up in court
>can only stand there and take her verbal thrashing
Demons are too mean, you be better off with a nicer girl like a cow or wurm

>> No.34195462

Gonna get me a chubby Bapho and who has a fit familiar.

>> No.34195483

>>34195290
What about a devil? Would she accept a contract that was basically a list of demands and orders for her?

>> No.34195485

>>34195453
or grab her and put that mouth to good use if she keeps flap them cheeks

>> No.34195593

>>34195462
I want a Dryad Bapho who has a small Sabbath consisting of just her close friends, and it's all my harem, and our Sabbath lair is a massive "World Tree".

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>>34195453
So kinda like this?

>> No.34195602

>>34195250
>Or pantyhose with nopan
I'm not so sure if that counts as nopan, but if we're giving out honorable mentions, think see-through lingerie on a Demon with that intense skin tone. We might not be in agreement about how much below 18 the blue ass in white transparent panties should be, but it would leave only a little to imagination.

>> No.34195647

>>34195600
Damn, that's hot.

>> No.34195652

>>34195593
Sounds like a strange way to get a druid Sabbath

>> No.34195670

The Pure and Honest Mingling of the Sexes

>> No.34195709

>>34195602
I was thinking more of leggings, not pantyhose, and just forgot the word I was thinking of, but your idea is great too. And just imagine when she gets aroused - it'd be clear with the moisture spreading across the thin fabric.

>> No.34195864

what happens if I write calculus problems on my body and go to a Haku monastery and go to sleep naked in the courtyard, would I wake up to having the problems solved?

>> No.34195887

>>34195290
To her it would probably feel something like an 8 year old child writing and giving their lawyer parents a "contract" to escape having to do homework or something

>> No.34195893

>>34195864
Problems solved and balls emptied

>> No.34196000

>>34195864
>>34195893
What if I write EXPSPACE problems on my body and head into some Automata ruins?

>> No.34196069

>>34196000
Nothing

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>>34189049

>> No.34196283

>>34195652
Strange, sure, but it's what I want.
Complete with naked dances, theriomorphy, and chuuni ritual sex.

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>>34194985

>> No.34196309

>>34196287
I never had sex with you once.

>> No.34196386

>>34196309
>W-Well Anon looks like I have to eat for two now, haha
>We haven't had sex before
>...
This is what happens in a post yahoo answers world, she never learned how babby is form

>> No.34196393

>>34196111
This is a nice reptile

>> No.34196403

>>34196287
Now I'm wondering what a pregnant greenworm looks like. Does she lay eggs or does she enter a cocoon during her pregnancy?

>> No.34196407

I want to have doggystyle sex with a mindbroken human woman who is slowly being absorbed by the Shoggoth bodysuit she's wearing.

>> No.34196508

>>34195709
I can imagine that allright, among other things that would be clearly visible.

>> No.34196626

>>34196508
Of course. Imagine a demon in semi-transparent leggings, nopan of course, with her cunny taped open.

>> No.34196633

If cock hard, why not give your wife another daughter?

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>>34189049

>> No.34196650

>>34196633
I don't want too.

>> No.34196678

>>34196650
what, you don't like pussy?

>> No.34196703

>>34196633
If cock hard, and wife pregnant, why not give wife's single friend a daughter, too?

>> No.34196724

>>34196403
While KC hasn't explicitly said they won't, usually they don't have any sex until cocoon, so if she's going to be pumped full of little worms then she's going to have to have emerged from the cocoon still a Greenworm who is now reproductively active. Too bad they're moths, it would be funny to see a Webworm variant of the Greenworm/Papillon that makes a big net thing and lays her babies in a tree.

>> No.34196748

>>34196703
tempting but wife is wife, so no, foul demon be gone

>> No.34196751

>>34196678
No I don't want to have another child.

>> No.34196753

>>34196633
Because it scares me to think of making more little ancient evils.. well maybe not the ancient part but you know what I mean.

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>>34196386
>Kiss a greenworm
>She thinks she's pregnant.

>> No.34196786

>>34196753
You the pops, so you can guide them on the straight and narrow

>> No.34196834

Tomboy dark mages and their equally slutty shrine maiden friends.

>> No.34196847

>>34196748
But what if wife is Bicorn, or Dryad, or Nurarihyon?

>> No.34196883

>>34196847
haram is haram, anon

>> No.34196955

>>34196834
Nah, rather mess with the kiki maid who uses pads in the scarlet manision

>> No.34197043

>>34196883
Then the harem queens likely would pass you by, and find a manwhore whose cock could be their friends' mutual favorite seat.

>> No.34197098

>>34197043
ain't a manwhore, only have one wife like god intended, so begone manwhore and go eat out your 6 wives pussies like the manwhore you are

>> No.34197162

>>34196000
>draw captcha problems on yourself and delve into automaton ruins
>wake up with a half dozen befuddled robots silently staring at you, trying to determine if the third picture is indeed a palm tree

>> No.34197235

>draw incomplete diagrams on yourself
>find a den of gremmys
>sleep nude at the front of it
>???
>robo pp achieved

>> No.34197335

>Almost a wizard
So I get a Unicorn wife when the portals open right?

>> No.34197389

>>34196759
>Remembers seeing a Zipangese image of an Inari with a condom in her mouth
>"Ohhhh I see"
>Wants a kiss from me
>Grabs a piece of plastic wrap and puts it over her puckering lips
>Eventually have to tell her that getting pregnant means double the food to get her to stop

>> No.34197451

>>34197098
With pleasure.

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Good night, will dream of wurmy, hope the gods of art smile upon me to give me abilities to draw and the ability to pose for today I have lost a bit of it

>> No.34197569

>>34197335
You get a slovenly beelzebub who moves into your house and relentlessly mocks you for being a virgin. She'll also eat all your pizza flavored pringles (which she demands you buy for her) while smacking her lips and wiping her dirty hands on any upholstery she can. It will be up to you to nut up and put that smelly neet in her place.

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>You ask her if she wants the creampie tonight, rather than being the one who has to watch you fuck the other wives and eat the creampie out of their pussies afterwards

>> No.34197613

>>34197588
But that's her favorite dinner!

>> No.34197627

>>34197588
>>34197613
c u c k h o r s e

>> No.34197668

Remember to never trust a Bicorn who says she's ok with being in a monogamous relationship because "being a good mother comes first". You're going to fuck your daughters, whether you like it or not, she'll see to it that it happens.

>> No.34197679

>>34197668
Holy hell yes, her own daughters are gonna get more of my dick than she is.

>> No.34197744

>>34197668
>>34197679
Daughters are not for fug.

>> No.34197756

>>34197744
Some aren't, some very, very much are.

>> No.34197773

>>34197668
Getting flashbacks of that one yandere moth doujin.

>> No.34197783

>>34197668
For the love of... If this can't be avoided, I hope she at least begins their "training" at an appropriate age.

>> No.34197800

>>34197773
Moth pussy.

>> No.34197808
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>Yandere loli forcefully "adopts" you as her father

>> No.34197813

>>34197808
I'm not ready to be a daddy!

>> No.34197816
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What do I do to get a wife for life? What do I need in order to not be left to rot in the ditch while other men get their ideal waifs?

>> No.34197825

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to cheer on little Harpy-san as she tries to bulk up and be a real 'raptor'
Lots of strength flights and minomilk for her.

>> No.34197850
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34197850

>>34189049
what's the softest monster girl?

>> No.34197880

>>34197808
Why is she giving me heart pupils?

>> No.34197885

>>34197825
>notice a little harpy working out
>give her tips to get stronger
>start cooking her meals for maximum gains
>she's getting shredded
>one day you're in your typical meeting spot
>she isn't there
>from the sky she descends, swooping down to pick you up
>easily carries you without even breaking a sweat or disrupting the flight
>carried off to your new lovenest

>> No.34197899

>>34197808
Big mistake. I'm not responsible or mature enough to be a father.

>> No.34197920

>>34197850
ittan-momen

>> No.34197937

>>34197920
i'm not sure if i want to fuck a cloth.

>> No.34197957

>>34197937
She'll wrap herself around your waist and won't let go

>> No.34197971

>>34197850
Weresheep, the mofu mamono.

>> No.34198017
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34198017

>>34197850
this one

>> No.34198038

>>34197588
>rather than
>instead of "in addition to"
>not having multiple cuckquean wives who all enjoy eating your creampies out of each others' cunnies

>> No.34198095

>>34197850
Loli cockatrice.

>> No.34198109

>>34189558
If I lived in the Latenight universe, I'd fix walls for a living.

>> No.34198117
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>>34198017
Caterpillars look soft, but touch them and you'll find it's all muscle

>> No.34198217
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>>34198117
I really wish I could smush my face in the squish.

>> No.34198355
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34198355

It doesn't matter if you are over 30 years old, to old monsters you are still basically a baby and they can and will adopt you at any moment.

>> No.34198398
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>> No.34198414

>>34198398
Senpai has a nice smile.

>> No.34198528
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34198528

It’s pretty hard to beat this

>> No.34198538

>>34198528
But what if you don't like paws?

>> No.34198567
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Uh oh Anon, looks like that file you downloaded put your information and self up for auction on the dark web. And a certain foreign racoon just dropped a LOT of money on the buyout, hope you like the zipangu lifestyle

>> No.34198569

>>34198538
Then it’s actually quite easy to beat it

>> No.34198578

>>34198567
>Her currency is A FUCKING LEAF
Who did she con into thinking that was worth anything?

>> No.34198599

>>34198567
How does a monster who sits around earning fat stacks every day not have an equally fat ass?

>> No.34198614

>>34198567
Oh no, she has that 'crazy onee-san' expression on her face.

>> No.34198640
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34198640

>>34198578
The Nukicoin™ bubble will never burst!

>> No.34198654

>Shoggy found your cringe music and art from middle/high school
It’s okay! She finds it endearing! This one basically describes your relationship! https://youtube.com/watch?v=c4oAGA09YOo

>> No.34198687

>>34198654
>Lemon Demon
Bad Idea is about a guy and a harem of zombies

>> No.34198759

>>34197668
Still a huge upgrade.

>> No.34198764

>>34198687
I’m trying to figure out how to make Goosebumps work, but I don’t think it does.

On a side note, do young phantoms have reality warping powers too? Imagine little Timmy getting wrapped up in a YA novel plot line because the class phantom has a crush on him

>> No.34198781

>>34198567
>>34198640
>nuki thinks she's bought me out
>arrives to collect me with her bodyguards
>finds my apartment completely empty
>aside from a calling card on the floor, with a stylized treble clef insignia
>meanwhile, my new Phantom wife and I are writing the script for our honeymoon scenario

>> No.34198946
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Big floppy wizard hats

>> No.34199028

>>34198654
>tfw I roleplayed on anime forums as a guy who made a pact with an extradimensional entity and became semiamorphous
Oh god, she was already influencing me, wasn't she?

>> No.34199210

What's a good way to bully a succubus?

>> No.34199263
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>>34199210
Don't believe the handholding lies
Grab the tail instead

>> No.34199273
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>>34198355
>ywn be the communal shota cumpump for an entire coven of dark mages
Why even live?

>> No.34199368

>>34198355
Great, but i'd still eat that shotafication cookie.

>> No.34199492
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>ywn be a gaffe-prone husband of a powerful royal monster

>> No.34199633

>>34199263
Pull a succubus tail and then run away. See what happens.

>> No.34199714
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>Want to nibble on the tail tip everytime I see a succubus tail
Help, they are already conditioning me

>> No.34199864

MG sex ed is all fun and games until the Demon teacher ask you to get to the front so she can she some "practical examples".

>> No.34199896

>>34199864
….what?

>> No.34199920

>>34199896
It's like that scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

>> No.34199963

>>34194683
Looking forward to it

>> No.34200078

>>34189629
I hope not. A benevolent dictatorship like the current ML is the best way to run something so important in a stable way. Although social dynamics may change with monsters, making everyone more chill.

>> No.34200125

>>34189705
Liches were probably the first girls I really considered as more than fap bait and fantasized about in more detail. Since then, I've come to appreciate many more girls and describe them as well, so she has a lot of competition for monogamy now.

>> No.34200170

>>34189705
dragons, then dragon zombies, because the undead are cool and im a good person, but this isnt to say i dont like other monsters either, i like a lot of things

>> No.34200197

>>34192411
this is good

>> No.34200235
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>>34199864
I thought that was Miss Haku's job.

>> No.34200312

>>34195258
Daughterus are for hugs, not for fugs.

>> No.34200327

>>34200312
this is correct
only when your mino daughters are at least a foot taller than you can you consider fugging, and even then it's probably their decision to make.

>> No.34200329

>>34200312
>loli ocelomeh asking why not both.png

>> No.34200453

>>34200078
The ML is not a dictatorship, minus the Royal Makai, it is more like a Federation of kingdoms and lands. Like how there are mamono realms ruled by other monsters, Pharaohs, Apophises and Khepri Kings. I doubt she has direct control over the mamono realms that are not ruled by her or Lilims, though she still can influence them.

>> No.34200554

>>34200312
Dark Elves disagree

>> No.34200579
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>You want... my tails?
>Ara ara, you certainly are a strange human. I don't dislike that, ufufufu~

>> No.34200598

>>34200579
Less talk more mofu, lady. Lemme HUFF that FLUFF.

>> No.34200650

>>34189705
Grizzly to Owl Mage to Danuki. Now I’m stuck on choosing between weresheep or Yeti. Cuddles are very important.

>> No.34200756

>>34200554
The less said about dark elves the better.

>> No.34200779

>>34200756
I agree, men should focus on licking and not talking.

>> No.34200916

>>34200579
I feel like kitsunes would catch on to how much human men love their tails pretty quickly.

>> No.34201137

>>34200916
>reversed hair salons where mofu fetishists pay to groom fluffy tails
clever creatures

>> No.34201179

Imagine a story where Anon had a crush on a human woman (A 2D human woman, bare with me) and so Anon whent to a lilim to get an item that would turn her into the perfect monster girl for you

>> No.34201298

all human boys are destined to be defeated, dominated, and eventual joyfully submit to yetis

>> No.34201357
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>>34200779
Is it possible to get a dark elf mistress that's into the domination part but not the sadism part?
I'd love to become their love slave but I really being in pain.

>> No.34201392

>>34201357
I'm sure there's that type in the Underdark too

>> No.34201403

>>34201357
I can't imagine any mamono doing anything her husband hates.
That's the reason why MGE femdom is alright with me, even though I can't stand irl femdom, because of how quickly it goes down the downward spiral, from facesitting, through orgasm denial into cuckolding and feminization.
Staying on Amazon position and facesitting level forever is propably preferable for everyone into that.

>> No.34201432

>>34201403
> even though I can't stand irl femdom, because of how quickly it goes down the downward spiral, from facesitting, through orgasm denial into cuckolding and feminization.
You do know that irl femdom stops the moment the sub says it stops, right?

>> No.34201476

>>34201432
I was involved with BDSM club, I saw more cases of female dom coercing and gaslighting the guy into something he wasn't comfortable with, than You would believe. This and how people were indiffrent about it drove me away from that community.

>> No.34201507

>>34201476
That's a bummer, but I wouldn't expect people who go to clubs to have sex to be sane in the first place.

>> No.34201572

>>34201507
3D women who are into that stuff tend to be both crazy and very manipulative.

>> No.34201630

>>34201476
>I saw more cases of female dom coercing and gaslighting the guy into something he wasn't comfortable with, than You would believe.
This is one of those things I don't want to believe is true, but also somehow 100% what I expect from clubs like that.

>> No.34201648

>>34201507
Thing is, I see this all over the internet too, and not only bdsm related sites. Ironically maledom portrayal is much more tame and less degrading in most cases. You can tell from memes about cuckolding and chastity, and other stuff I'll omit, that are quite widespread. Roughest maledom that exists in internet's collective consciousness is impact or pet play.
I don't doubt that there's a ton of couples enjoying femdom that's SS&C and that it only has a positive influence on their lives and relationship, but the ammount of horrible, disgusting stuff out there is sickening. That's a real shame too. Every guy wants to feel lusted after and spoiled in a while.

>> No.34201662

>>34201298
*sad demon noises*

>> No.34201737

>>34201476
It's a club. The well-adjusted people are doing what they love with their partners, leaving everyone else. Since nobody is emotionally invested in the other, everyone's looking for their own gratification above all else. Not sure what you were expecting, but the kinds of people you'd want a bdsm relationship with aren't the ones you'll find single at the club.

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>>34201662
Winter Demon's time has come, no more will these evil Yetis rule the snow lands with an iron paw!

>> No.34201867

>>34201797
Does one even submit to Yetis? They're completely consensual and likely vanilla by default. Hell, the Order turns a blind eye to marrying them, they're so nice.

>> No.34201881

>>34201737
This is going to be my last post about this, since I don't want to talk about 3dpd in a MG thread, but when I tried to inform people about some serious breaches of not only club's rules, but also commonly accepted rules of BDSM, I got attacked not only by perpetrators, but also by dominas that didn't do anything questionable, while club's administration and other patrons turned a blind eye. Like I said, this was the impulse for me to drop BDSM altogether.
Sorry for causing a commotion, I just wanted to state another reason to appriciate Monster Girls.

>> No.34202003
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>>34201881
Stop clubbing. We have BDSM at home.

>> No.34202072

>>34202003
>Go to BDSM club
>It's just a bunch of dark elves sitting a drinking while talking about how to humiliate and edge some poor boy when they finally get one
>They all turn to look at you as you walk in
>Dead silence
>Anon will now have a lot of BDSM at home

>> No.34202096

>>34201357
I hate the garbage art that's so common these days. This is the sort of thing that should be satire, but has sadly become the norm.

>> No.34202102

>>34202003
What would shog BDMS be like?

>> No.34202130

>>34202003
Yeah, I love BDSM
>Big
>Shogs
>Dominating
>Me

>> No.34202147

>>34201737
>BDSM degens
>well-adjusted
It's an oxymoron to begin with.

>> No.34202158

>>34202102
Bad Meido revolts against mastah: The Roleplaying Experience

>> No.34202177
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>>34202102
Amazing

>> No.34202195

>>34202147
get outta here

>> No.34202251
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>> No.34202252

>>34202096
I have no idea what you're on about, but good on you.

>> No.34202290
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Yummy yak milkers

>> No.34202330
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>>34201867
While most Yetis are kind and help travelers in need, there are some that would kidnap and cuddlerape until they're mindbroken begging for warm hugs and cuddles

>> No.34202346

>>34202330
>there are some that would kidnap and cuddlerape
filthy lies and slander

>> No.34202410

Lets say your waifu wants to get really fuckedup and she gets her hands on some of your pure essence. How does she take it? Smoke it? Inject it? Eat it? Snort it?

I reckon snorting's probably the hottest.

>> No.34202415

Well I'm off to sleep. With any luck I'll dream about getting carried off and living happily ever after with a demon waifu rather than the usual nightmares.

>> No.34202454

>>34202415
[angry Nightmare noises]

>> No.34202493

>>34202454
Is that you, dad? Did you finally reconquer Lescatie?

I was wondering if someone was going to make this joke after posting.

>> No.34202550

>>34202290
If I was caught in a yak attack and got married to one, I would be okay with it.

>> No.34202575

>>34199273
>ywn be a wizard and have a young dark mage apprentice+cumdump

>> No.34202633

we on page ten already?

>> No.34202770

>>34202633
Why are we getting less replies? We got like 800 on monday.

>> No.34202786

>>34202770
Everybody else got portal'd, we're the ones left behind.

>> No.34202792

>>34202770
>>34202770
i don't know. all i know is i like wurms. they a cute

>> No.34202822
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shogs are very cute and deserve all your love
and your sanity

>> No.34202831
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hors tummies

>> No.34202847

>>34202822
Eeeh, if I had to choose a meido I'd choose a Kiki. Sorry Shog-chan.

>> No.34202864

>>34202822
>>34202847
nerds

>> No.34202884
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>>34202831
goat tummies

>> No.34202885

>>34202633
>>34202770
the board is faster some days than other you dummies.

>> No.34202898

>>34202847
>get your first apartment
>kiki and shog childhood friends both insist on moving in with you because you need somebody to keep the place clean and neither of them trust the other to do it properly

>> No.34203030

if my cock and balls are my property, does that mean my semen is as well?

>> No.34203062

>>34203030
Is your spit your property?
If yes, then so is your semen.
If not, then no.

>> No.34203123

>>34203030
>>34203062
Wouldn't blood count in this list as well?

>> No.34203124

>>34203062
nice, time to sell some things in auctions

>> No.34203139

>>34203030
Sure, but taking any action that would deprive a monstergirl of it is a crime.

>> No.34203204

>>34203123
Blood, I don't know, because it's not meant to leave the body.
You're usually meant to keep your spit too, but we are capable of, well, spitting it out. Same with semen, you're supposed to release it.
I think your blood is your property.

>> No.34203205

how much would one virgin man go for in the auction houses? Also does have some scars help or hinder the price of the man

>> No.34203264

>>34203205
Depends, I can see some protective monsters ramping u the price, because they have to rescue and spoil this poor tortured boy.

>> No.34203339

>>34203204
I can't see a vampire agreeing with that

>> No.34203358

>>34203264
>Have a few scars from old surgeries because of being a dumb kid and getting hurt a lot
>Get a rich momster that wants to dote on me and take care of me because of it
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

>> No.34203372
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>>34197850

>> No.34203540

>>34203372
This wonderland softie is great.
Bigger tits would only add to the comfy

>> No.34203620

Cheeky twins!
Cheeky loli twins!
Cheeky loli Cheshire twins!
Cheeky loli Cheshire twins who lose to the cock!

>> No.34203648

>>34203620
Cheeky loli twins who lost to cock are now smug because anon's exhausted and they aren't!

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>> No.34203769

>>34195887
>Demon marries a doctor
>Can't read his signature

>> No.34203785

>>34196753
You only call them that when they're past 26 and still haven't moved out of their parents house

>> No.34203811

>>34203785
neets

>> No.34203836

>>34203811
KC mentioning how some monsters continue living with their parents into adulthood made me think it would be cute to have kids with an ancient evil and call the daughters your little ancient evils to annoy them and subtly remind them it's long past when they should've had a husband

>> No.34203847

Is Kappa the most forgotten and unremarkable MGE girl?

>> No.34203878

>>34203677
>after cooking meals for that Dragon for many days, she takes him as his treasure
Being that guy is suffering

>> No.34203895

>>34203677
I am unbelievably invested in this russian dude's lovelife. I'm personally rooting for that wight to fuck him senseless while that vamp seethes!

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>>34189049

>> No.34203931

>>34203878
her*

>> No.34203985

>>34203847
there's also lamp girl

>> No.34204043

>>34199492
Some of his best gaffes would fit right into mge
>You look like you're ready for bed
To a succubus wearing very little
>Do you still throw spears at each other?
To an amazon chieftess
>You managed not to get eaten then?
To a newly married vampire husband
>Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Any of the Court Alf islands really
>How do you keep the locals off drinking long enough to pass their knight exams?
Dragonia

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>>34199492
The first lifespan married to undead royalty is filled with wonder and awe for your powerful wife.
The rest of eternity goes something like this.

>> No.34204080

>>34203648
That's not how it goes. Cheeky lolis lose to cock, proceed to lay back or stay bent over or be held midair completely exhausted with a slutty tired face, and resume being just as cheeky later despite knowing how easily and throughly they can get defeated.

>> No.34204098

>>34203620
What about JK March Hare twins?

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>>34189049

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