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To her, you are prettier than the prettiest flower!

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>> No.34204125

wurms are best

>> No.34204150
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34204150

>>34204113
Already got a papilion

>> No.34204160
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34204160

Astec snake goddesses are cool

>> No.34204170

>prim and proper vampire GF out on a date.
>Some ghoul talks shit about her and offers you a 'real wild ride'
>Vampire wife's normally calm demeanor breaks and she hulks out into a huge half bat beast.
>Ghoul runs off in a panic before vampire GF realizes what she did.
>Reverts back to her normal, classy form and tries to brush it off as nothing, hurrying you to the fancy dinner she had planned despite the fact that she's pretty much half naked and covered in the shredded rags of her once nice dress.

>> No.34204182
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34204182

>all your little minos are so small and cute
>realise that in about 2 years they'll all be the same size as you
>2 more years and they'll be bullying you over your height
>just like how their mother did when she married you

>> No.34204217

>>34204182
You and your wife did a bad job if your daughters bully you.

>> No.34204226

>>34204182
You have to get your play wrestling early so that you can win now

>> No.34204428

>>34204170
Poor vamp. Would hug her in both forms.

>> No.34204469

>>34204170
Give her a very big kiss and tell her you've only got eyes for her.

>> No.34204496
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>> No.34204530
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34204530

>>34204113

>> No.34204547

>>34204150
Duu-du-duu-duu
Duu-du-duu-duu
Duu-du-duu

>> No.34204554
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34204554

Smile and reminice of the days of old
I joke, seeing as we got quite the active bunch nowdays

>> No.34204581
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>>34204170
Vargheist-Chan is cute in her bat form as well, although she has to avoid crossing running water because it gives her that wet fur smell

>> No.34204587

I still think we could make a SCP style story for MGE
.... just the base concept, I know how cancerous SCP as become

>> No.34204589
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34204589

>HONK HONK
>THI-THI-THI-THIS IS A 69.9 RIGHT NOW TRAFFIC UPDATE
>Currently the cumslut overpass is blocked by a high intensity rape, you're going to want to take a detour
>There is a massive wurm sinkhole in west ballgag road, will likely add another 10 minutes to your commute
>Some hornyloli rraijus have been wandering north cunny avenue, we advise taking another road unless you have a zap-proof vehicle
>This right now traffic report is brought to you by Boob Lube™! Boob Lube™, making those tits shine to make his cum mine!

>> No.34204593
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34204593

What do you think the average level range is for an unmarried member of your waifu's species? How much has your waifu's levels improved now that you two are together?

>> No.34204603

>>34204182
>Not hitting the gym religiously ever since you married your wife, so you can give you little girls piggyback rides and princess carries no matter how big they get.
Git gud at dad scrub.

>> No.34204612

>>34204603
But my wife is an Ushi-oni

>> No.34204628

>>34204603
anon I can't carry 10 not-so-little-anymore minos all at once
nothing to do with strength, there's just not enough space on my body for them to latch onto

>> No.34204668

>>34204581
we need more vampire types, like strigoi or strzyga

>> No.34204701

>>34204612
What kind of an incubus are You, if You're not strong enough to lift a steel container as an Ushi's husband?

>> No.34204708

>>34204612
>>34204628
>But my wife is an Ushi-oni
If you survived the bedroom you can survive leg day.
>There's just not enough space on my body for them to latch onto.
Just stack them bro. Can't lift a tower of fully grown minos? What are you a sissy?

>> No.34204733

>>34204587
considering strong monsters are capeable of warping reality and shit, would you really be able to contain them?

>> No.34204751

>>34204701
Listen, the only way I got her across the threshold on our wedding day was with the Forklift-6900. Plus she prefers me being small and weak. Something about how it activates her maternal instincts to love and protect.

>> No.34204767

>>34204554
You never liked me anyway

>> No.34204778
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34204778

>having to hit the gym to lift up the wife
this is why loli is the better choice

>> No.34204786

>>34204612
>>34204628
weak, I wrestle my 8-foot tall wurm wife into a mating press when we first met. lift like you mean

>> No.34204799

>>34204767
Everyone on that old pic has their fair share of fans,

>> No.34204817

Remember that if your Ushi wife says her Mindflayer friend is coming over that it's likely you're temporarily going to have your memory clouded so she can relive the first rape feeling. Just let it happen, it'll be ok, it worked out the first time right?

>> No.34204820

>>34204778
you like being a skellie then anon

>> No.34204823

>>34204428
Just be prepared for her to return it in her large form only to realize whats happening and awkwardly tell you, still in huge form, that 'Anon please, we are in public!"

>>34204469
Expect her to be very smug as she walks into the restaurant with you.

>> No.34204841

>>34204820
>176cm tall
>55kg
yes

>> No.34204844

>>34204708
>wanting someone to raise their mino daughters in a way that would influence their perception of men's strength so drastically
if he goes around lifting minotaur stacks like that and his daughters think boys have even a fraction of that strength, they are going to crush whoever they crush on.

>> No.34204857

>>34204817
But anon, my Ushi wife didn't kabedon me through a wall for our first time.

>> No.34204864

>>34204668
There is a mythical Irish race of all-female vampires with one metal leg and one goat leg who seduce men and drink their blood. Funnily enough they're also afraid of sheep so shepherds tend to be safer from them than others. Maybe it was made up to convince shepherds not to run off with strange women who proposition them at night

>> No.34204910
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34204910

>it isn't going to lick itself

>> No.34204914
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>>34204612
The smaller ones aren't that heavy

>> No.34204925
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34204925

>>34204113

>> No.34204944
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34204944

>Don't worry I will mind break you gently and I will hold your hands the whole time~

>> No.34204960

>>34204910
goat child is sexy!

>> No.34204961

>>34204841
we about the same height but am about 82 kg and can deadllift about 111kg, so put on some muscle for goodness sake

>> No.34204977

>>34204844
>they are going to crush whoever they crush on.
Yeah, who would want to be crushed by a huge musclebound cow? What kind of disgusting degenerate would want to be completely squished under the weight of massive tits and firm muscles? The very idea disgusts and infuriates me.

>> No.34205001

>>34204977
methinks you protest too much for it to disgust you, you like 'em, don't ye?

>> No.34205003

>>34204910
>Go Directly To Mating Press

>> No.34205011

>>34204961
i'm capable of eating whatever i want and sit down days on end and barely gain any weight

>> No.34205024

>>34204581
She is big, cute and no less classy than the other girls!
Even if she has to save up Mana to go into her small form.

>> No.34205036

>>34205011
sucks to be you then

>> No.34205055

>>34204182
Good little minos would never bully their dad over his height

>> No.34205058

>>34204944
How kind of her. I wish I had a considerate Lilim wife like her.

>> No.34205063

>>34205011
Maybe you have a tape worm?

>> No.34205067

>>34204960
GOAT BELLY EROTIC UOOOOOOOOH

>> No.34205073
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>>34205024
>Classy Gothic Vampire
Cute
>Feral Beasty Vampire
Also cute
>Beasty Vampire that acts classy but occasionally goes feral
Very Cute!

>> No.34205112

>>34205001
That's preposterous! How dare you besmirch my honor by implying I would enjoy being tightly pressed to a Minotaur's big heavy breasts and toned firm abs. How dare you accuse me of dreaming of being embraced by their strong arms and being pressed between their thick thighs. How could you have the gall to say that I would enjoy having aggressive violent relations with a Minotaur until both of us were too tired to move, our surround completely decimated by the power of our coupling, both cuddling in the afterglow of our love?

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34205118

did you with a greenworm? really?

>> No.34205124
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For some reason lately the idea of a persistent monster that never stops hunting the man she's targeting keeps popping into my head. Like a Nazgul for or Terminator example

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34205138

Hey it's Crumble-kun, since Pastebin is auto-censoring anything more titilating than a funeral, I've decided to move to AO3 because you can do whatever you want there. I was a big proponent of pastebin, but it seems that it's no longer fit for that purpose, if it ever was. I'll still try to publish the chapters on Pastebin anyway, but again, anything sexual immediately flags the post and sets it to private. You can imagine how that impacts writing MGE stories.

Speaking of which, here is a new chapter for you, pick your poison.

https://pastebin.com/1fRRfPp6
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/75528407

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>tfw no Phantom wife
why even live anons?

>> No.34205158

>>34205112
that's quite the "disgust" you have there, sir knight. Now tell me, why is there an 8-foot tall mino daki in your sleeping quarters then? Is it because you "hate" them? or will you admit you love 'em, sir knight?

>> No.34205175

>>34205138
Boo to censorship! Buu-urns to the Pharaoh!

>> No.34205183

>>34205118
No but I did with a Manticore.

>> No.34205190
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34205190

Is it vampire time?

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>>34204910
>mine can lick itself
>wanna see?

>> No.34205237
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34205237

>when your childhood friend you bullied for being a tailet comes back years later bigger than you

>> No.34205248

>>34205237
>Still a taillet
And yet the bullying continues as before

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>>34205237
>178cm = 5.8ft
>still taller than her
Time to resume the bullying where I left off.

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I wanna stroke her hair.

>> No.34205274

>>34205158
I have not a single clue as to what you mean by this zipangese word. That object is merely an implement for combat training that I certainly have never slept with. Furthermore, I refuse to accept the slander that is implying i "love" those savage monsters or their strong, massive, toned, alluring bodies.

>> No.34205299

>>34205274
quite the choice of words, alluring you say? Why don't you come with me down to subjugate some minos, my treat. All you have to do is admit you like 'em. Now, what ya gonna do, Sir knight Anon?

>> No.34205355

>>34205264
That'll make you cum anon.

>> No.34205367

>>34205264
>listen lady we've been through this before, these donuts are mine
>quit pointing at your mouth you aren't getting them
>literally we're at the donut shop, they have plenty
>they aren't even expensive

>> No.34205368

>>34205299
Well, these savages are obviously a danger that needs to be dealt with, and I couldn't possibly let a brother in arms go on such a dangerous mission alone, so I will admit that I have a little bit of respect for their ferocity in battle I guess, but only a little bit, and only in battle, I don't fantasize about that ferocity in other uncouth situations.

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>>34205124
Terminator-chan is coming from the future to ensure you have as many mamono babies as possible

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>>34205248
>>34205254
Careful anon, bullying only makes them taller

>> No.34205399

>>34205237
>5'10''
three inches shorter than me
>185 pounds
but ten pounds heavier

This girl is fat and her tail is still small. 6/10 would jog with until she was at a reasonable weight.

>> No.34205405

>>34205118
>greenworm bothering to carry a pregnancy test
it's probably some kind of wacky, gremlin-made vegetable detector

>> No.34205418

>>34205073
More monster girls need super modes like that.

>> No.34205421

>>34205138
Thanks for the update Crumble, sucks about pastebin

>> No.34205446

>>34205368
you mean their ferocity in bed, ya mean. Don't deny it, brother. Embrace it, and run out there while wearing red armor. It will surely show their true savagery

>> No.34205459

>>34205274
>the slander that is implying i "love" those savage monsters or their strong, massive, toned, alluring bodies.
sounds of monster girls huffing and blushing echo in the distance

>> No.34205473

Remember, if a Wurm decides to adopt you the best thing to do is accept it.

>> No.34205485

>>34205399
idk what a pound is but have you seen the size of those honkers? 10 or 20kg of that is probably just composed of boob and tail

>> No.34205495

>>34205473
very true, and most are quite rich due to the fact they like things that are shiny and cool looking,i.e. gold, silver, and either precious metals as well diamonds and the like.

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>>34204910
You're right. It isn't. I'll start by licking her delicious flat chest, then work my way up to her mouth for a resupply of spit, before sliding back down to her perfect, little cunny.

>> No.34205556

>>34205237
>oppai
Disgusting.

>>34204910
>ywn lick Baph cunny

>>34205231
Yes, please.

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34205559

>>34204113

>> No.34205625

>>34205237
But I didn't bully anyone.

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>>34205190
Dhampir factory.

>> No.34205675

>>34205485
foxtails are mostly fluff and as such are taillets compared to the meaty tails of reptiles

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>>34204113

>> No.34205730

>>34204910
I want a Baph to write instructions to me all over her body, and have Witches demonstrate on her beforehand.

>> No.34205806

>>34205640
If Damphirs are weaker than normal vampires, does that mean she's more likely to start pumping out kids when you're human?

>> No.34205950

I want to bully a Baphomet by only doing anal with her while I keep telling her that she needs to grow up first before I'll fuck her pussy.

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34205960

>big mino wife grabs you
>pull out a raging mushroom
>shove it in her mouth and tell her to break you
A good time guaranteed.

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>>34204113

>> No.34206005
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>he is my treasure now

>> No.34206084

>>34205950
I want to bully a Dryad by making our friends with benefits clean my cum out of her holes!

>> No.34206123

>>34206084
Dryad could do with a little update

>> No.34206284

>>34206123
Definitely could use a profile redraw, but I like the lore the way it is.

>> No.34206297

>>34206084
>>34206284
Dryad's are lewder than bicorns, because while bicorns have you marry other girls, Dryads encourage you to fuck other girls without keeping them.

>> No.34206309

>>34206284
Ah yeah that's what I meant.
They are certainly interesting, but it kinda sucks that you can't really do the whole "pick up your wife and carry her like the princess she is."
Y'know, 'cause you're stuck in a tree forever.

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>>34205379
>Terminator automaton comes from the future
>No memories but knows her primary directive is to marry anon and have as many of his daughters as possible
>Twenty years into their happy marriage Terminatrix-chan realizes that something is wrong
>If she's here... Then who went back in the first place?
>Works with her older daughters and the greatest experts among mamano to create the perfect love machine
>Using the power of love™ and help from Chaos mgs the newly created automaton is sent back through a corridor in time
>Twenty years earlier terminator automaton wakes up with no memories but knows her primary directive is to marry anon and have as many of his daughters as possible
Terminatrix-chan may be the only mother ever who is technically younger than her daughters but it's better not to think about how that works

>> No.34206348
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34206348

"Mwee."

>> No.34206393
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>>34206348
Mwee on this bitch

>> No.34206402

>>34206309
Just pick up the tree bro.

>> No.34206450

>>34206284
feels like the lore shouldve been the tree is a leash rather than permanently fused to it, but thats just me

>> No.34206509

>>34206348
Tosses some grapes.

>> No.34206523

>>34206450
I feel the same way about it.
I'd take her having absolute control over me than me being immobile forever.

>> No.34206650

>>34206523
You aren't literally immobilized it's more like like living in a system of interconnected spirit realms.
>From the outside, this just looks like the dryad is coiling around the tree, but in spite of how it looks, there is a hollowed out area inside of the tree that is spacious like a house. Unlike what it seems from the outside, the man inside is furiously having sweet intercourse with the dryad and is enjoying her sweet bodily fluids.
>People who don’t know anything might feel like it’s tragic, but the man inside will never tire of having sweet, gentle intercourse with his beloved wife while experiencing otherworldly pleasure. Furthermore, generally, there are many other dryads nearby, and the dryads and their husbands can go back and forth between the inside of each others' trees, so there is a particular society inside the trees, and they don’t feel lonely.

>> No.34206679

When my wife dies of old age, i'm gonna make sure her body is well-preserved in her casket so that a couple of youngsters dig her body up and use her limbs and parts to create their frankenstein's monster waifu in the far future.

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34206680

>>34204113
White bois fuck dogs.

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>>34206450
Maybe you can possess the tree and walk around making you the second scariest husband to a monster behind nachos

>> No.34206709

>>34206680
She looks nice.

>> No.34206718

>>34205405
>uses magical device on tomato
>error sound
>explodes
>we may never know

>> No.34206825

>>34204554
Crazy to think Lose is actually a talented artist now.

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>>34204113

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>> No.34206907

I want to go to the Mist Continent and start an empire.
Depending on where I go, how long do I last before being raped?

>> No.34206931

>>34206297
Yep! That's part of why I love Dryads so much.

>>34206309
You can carry her across the tree network, though!

>>34206450
It's more a pocket realm made of all Dryad trees in the area, like >>34206650 mentioned. Your personal home tree will even grow over time. It's perfectly comfy for me.

>> No.34206936

>>34206693
That sounds rad. I wouldn't be against KC making more husband transformation species, them being monsterb*ys is effectively subverted anyway.

>> No.34206961

>>34206693
I'd be down for that, too. At the very least, it'd be the case for a Chaos Dryad.

>> No.34206984

>>34206936
>>34206961
>more monsterboy transformation bullshit
No thanks

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>>34206936
Was thinking the tree is more like a tool you control than an actual body, not that it really makes a difference I suppose. I actually like the idea of being able to turn into a giant spider or mollusc creature but actually having sex in that form is too weird for me
>>34206961
Careful you might attract an ancient evil dryad with an irrational hatred for elves in her forest

>> No.34206997

>>34206984
There's a big difference between monsterboys and the Chaos transformations. The former encroaches on the ideas of the setting, while the latter reinforces it.

>> No.34206999

>>34206680
They also fuck centaurs, orcs, and minotaurs. No surprise that they like getting fucked by kobolds, werewolves, and hellhounds.

>> No.34207012

>>34206987
I'd prefer an ancient Dryad with little understanding of morality who spreads cryptic dreams and visions and has a technicolor forest filled with unusual mamono.

>> No.34207028

>>34206680
>>34206999
American hours?

>> No.34207046
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34207046

ssshhhhhh
good boy
just go to sleeeeeep
ssshhhhhh

>> No.34207055

>>34207046
can't weird lady, PP hard after looking at you

>> No.34207065

>>34207046
May an angel of the Chief God, an angel of the Fallen God, and an angel of the Machine God protect me from this terror.

>> No.34207076

>>34207046
Can't sleep if you don't snuggle up!

>> No.34207134
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34207134

>>34207065
>and an angel of the Machine God protect me from this terror.
Yes very good, always remember:
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh but death.

The Omnissiah protects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds

>> No.34207156

>>34207134
can I fuck her tho?

>> No.34207175

Do you prefer your Salamanders with or without facial scars? Even in a modern environment where scarring isn't common like that

>> No.34207204

>>34207175
With.
Martial girls need them.

>> No.34207224
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34207224

>>34207156
Sure, just be aware that her body is likely 98% machine and her nether bits look like this

>> No.34207261

>>34207224
yeah but that bottle is clearly blasting ropes so im gonna go for it

>> No.34207273

>>34207134
>human that monsterized into an automaton still insists that she's actually a human and hates non-humans
cute

>> No.34207274

>>34207224
why did you think I got the cyberdong implants for?

>> No.34207329

>>34207175
Without, even martial girls should be pretty.
And I like loli Salamanders with cute feminine faces anyway.

>> No.34207349
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34207349

>>34207273
It is not this prison of flesh that makes us human, but our indomitable soul

>> No.34207415

Ok anons, show me your favorite image of your waifu or favorite monstergirl please.

>> No.34207434
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34207434

>>34207415
this one

>> No.34207442
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34207442

>>34207415

>> No.34207446
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>>34207415

>> No.34207466
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34207466

>>34207415

>> No.34207477
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34207477

>>34207415

>> No.34207495
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34207495

>>34207415

>> No.34207511
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34207511

>>34207415

>> No.34207513
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34207513

>>34207415

>> No.34207544
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34207544

>>34207415
Brown snuggle butt

>> No.34207545
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34207545

Make sure you hang out with your neighbor more often!

>> No.34207551

>>34207415
I recently got a new laptop, and don't have any pictures saved to it, but I would greatly appreciate cute Trumpart pics that other anons have.

>> No.34207553
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34207553

>>34207415

>> No.34207559
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34207559

>>34207415

>> No.34207575

>>34207545
I want to impregnate my neighbor.

>> No.34207585

>Kikimora triplets
>They all wear bunny suits
>Instead of the pin on bunny tails, their normal tails stick out
>All 3 of them have extraordinarily long and fluffy tails
I don't want to wait for the portals, I want it now.

>> No.34207595

>>34207545
Nice pubes, but someone else can have her.

>> No.34207631
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34207631

>>34204113

>> No.34207649
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34207649

>>34207545
small goat > big goat

>> No.34207654
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34207654

>>34206680
if you want to go full anglo at least make the dog black for accuracy, racial paraphilia is a fundamental characteristic of American culture and should be represented whenever possible.
you don't want to risk misinterpreting their rich cultural heritage, do you?

>> No.34207664

>>34207649
I want to see a cute Baph's cunny juice soak down her thighs!

>> No.34207669

>>34207545
Gross

>> No.34207689
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34207689

>>34207649
Incorrect, big goat is larger than a small goat.

>> No.34207690

>>34207595
>>34207649
>>34207669
alps in training I see

>> No.34207713

>>34207545
>Massive rack
>Dark skin
>Doesn't shave her pube-hair at all
Now that's a babe, right there.

>> No.34207723

Are big baphs considered disabled by sabbath standards?
really makes you think...

>> No.34207732

>>34207723
they are considered heresy

>> No.34207767

>>34207654
That's the first dog I'd lewd.

>> No.34207790
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34207790

>>34207690
but i just want the small goat instead of the big one

>> No.34207802

>>34207713
>pubes
>not absolutely disgusting

>> No.34207809

>>34207790
gud4u but not sure about other two

>> No.34207813

>>34207790
only alps don't want big milky boobadonkadonks

>> No.34207825

>>34207723
Megamorphasis is just heretical spell that a bunch of them have tried. There are no full time adult Baphomets nor is there an onee-sabbath. Baphomets get their power from the depravity of loli and he has said there wouldn't be a cult devoted to what is the norm anyway.

>> No.34207840
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34207840

how about smol monstergirls?

>> No.34207856

I want to help a Baph initiate a former Order priestess heretic by acting as a catalyst in her transformation into a Witch!

>> No.34207928

>>34207723
they just aren't allowed in the demon-worshipping lolicon cults if that's their preferred state. regular baphos make a big deal out of loli superiority but they already transform in private if their husband likes it

>> No.34207953

>>34207545
Nice, did you draw?

>> No.34207990

>>34207511
cute 10gu

>> No.34208042
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34208042

>>34204910
*splashes her with onee-san potion*

>> No.34208059
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34208059

>>34208042
What the Fuck Did You Just Bring Upon This Cursed Land

>> No.34208086

>>34208059
something good

>> No.34208089

I want dragon big butt to step on my face

>> No.34208102

>>34208089
the ass has feet?

>> No.34208107

>>34207953
Nope, commissioned it from https://twitter.com/botaniccal

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34208121

>>34207415

>> No.34208149
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34208149

>>34205559
into my file it goes

>> No.34208205
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34208205

Honk honk

>> No.34208208

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GAUWVZ8HT-8m8aU_Z03aCJrPnaoFFF9mSaTokeYWX_g/edit#
I saw this was posted in a thread here not too long ago, is it OC or canon?

>> No.34208220

>>34208208
It's made by someone in the thread.

>> No.34208235

>>34208208
>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S34156925#p34158416

>> No.34208272
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34208272

>>34204113

>> No.34208290

>>34208272
Those cupcakes will go straight to her thighs!

>> No.34208306

what is with the adult bapho/pailoli bapho spam lately? are hagfags unironically trying to culturally appropriate the sabbath?

>> No.34208309

>>34208220
>>34208235
Gotcha, seems like a nice place. The part where Ushi-Oni milk tastes like chocolate milk confused me since I made that joke a while ago and didn't recall if that was actually canon or not. That's funny it was used to make the world more interesting.

>> No.34208326

>>34208306
Nah, people are just talking about bigger sabbath girls. Take your meds.

>> No.34208345

>>34208306
That's going to happen when KC gave everyone an official oppai loli branch and confirmation that Baphos are fine with Megamorphosis if their husband wants to try it out.

>> No.34208378

>>34208306
baphos are using their powers to make people love loli but everyones trying to fight it by posting big boobs

>> No.34208409

>>34208378
The oppai spam is just pushing me away from titcows.

>> No.34208414
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34208414

>>34207689
unless she's far away

>> No.34208591
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34208591

>>34207415

>> No.34208626
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34208626

>>34207415
>>34207551 here, I got everything I could from the gallery in the OP.

>> No.34208655

https://youtu.be/p8NQUbLQGio

>> No.34208669
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34208669

>>34207415
Can't post it here since it's not blue board approved, so have a link to it instead

https://files.catbox.moe/unu9zt.jpg

>> No.34208719

Wolf tengu better than crow tengu

>> No.34208749

>>34208719
I disagree.

>> No.34208751
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34208751

>>34208719
bird > smelly dog

>> No.34208785

>>34208719
I don't know about that, but I'll take a black harpy over a crow tengu any day

>> No.34208793

>virgn human male, 20 years old, scarred, was found asleep near the male auction house
>put up for auction, starting at 5 cents
>is asleep, but wakes up when he was brought out.
what happens next?

>> No.34208797

>>34208751
Nerd.

And possible shotacon.

>> No.34208804

>>34205237
she's the same height as me, but 10 pounds heavier lol. what a fatty.

>> No.34208858

>>34208793
Depends who's in the audience

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34208860

>>34208797
Y-you can't prove that!

>> No.34208890
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34208890

>>34208751
A wife that smells slightly like a wild animal is fine.

>> No.34208900

>>34208858
the noble ones, dragons, and other monsters who are filthy rich

>> No.34208910

>>34208751
>>34208860
>ywn have a nerdy tengu gf who uses pedomorphosis spells to live out her shotacon fantasies and your lolicon fantasies

>> No.34208917

>>34208900
Then a bidding frenzy breaks out.

>> No.34208920

>>34208326
I swear at least half of the original bapho drawings here recently are of dubious orthodoxy, to say the least, it honestly feels like normal baphos are slowly being upstaged.

>> No.34208937

>>34208920
More people are into booba than cute pettankos.

>> No.34208967

>>34208920
futa is less gay than loli, alp

>> No.34208996

>>34208967
How can one person be so wrong?

>> No.34209018

>>34208996
you can't tell a loli and a shota apart without seeing the junk
half the lolis you pedofags wank to could be boys for all you know

>> No.34209053

>>34209018
luckily baphomets can only be female like all the other monster girls

>> No.34209080

>>34208967
t. soon-to-alp shota

>> No.34209084

>>34209053
Don't reply to obvious bait.

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34209100

>>34208967
I smell an alp

>> No.34209107

I want to go to the big titty kingdom and drink all the milk!

>> No.34209112

>All this talk of futa, loli, and shota
And here I am just fucking my wife's tongue. Can't be gay or pedo if all you fuck is a colossal beast's tongue

>> No.34209143

Consider shrine-maiden Raijus tending to their family shrine. What good luck charms would they offer to shrine-goers?

>> No.34209168
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34209168

>>34207415

>> No.34209176
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34209176

get you self a cool demon silver weapon

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34209177

>>34207415

>> No.34209216

Hey guys, LLLUU here. Finally got my invite to AO3, so I'll be moving over all of my works there. You can find the first here, which is just the Valk Office Sisters short. https://archiveofourown.org/works/30623186

>> No.34209248
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34209248

>>34207415

>> No.34209326

>>34209248
I like how the artist just basically drew half of her and just mirrored it across the Y axis

>> No.34209352

>>34209326
I'd say that's wrong, there's facial asymmetry with the eyes and mouth and other parts, the slight cock of her hips, difference of seam rips on her shorts, the shirt details, which claw is showing. I could go on.

>> No.34209367

>>34209216
nice

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34209424

>>34204113

>> No.34209425

>>34209352
Though that's true, the wings are completely mirrored.
The fur on the legs seems to be mirrored and slightly adjusted.

>> No.34209443

>>34209352
>Wings, ears, boobs, and leg, neck, and arm floof are exact copies
It looks like they went back later and made some very minimal differentiation to the floof, particularly with shading, but the linework is the exact same mirrored over.

>> No.34209463

I want to be a shota who whores himself out to female clientele for fun!

>> No.34209482
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34209482

>>34209216
Excited to see your next short when it's done

>> No.34209483

>>34209443
>boob
Nah, it squishes different on the left, the lighting is the same in the center but that's from the pose more than anything. Same goes for the rest like >>34209425 says, I honestly don't find any of them much an issue due to the pose. Bilateral symmetry is quite common in nature.

>> No.34209499

>>34209482
Hey thanks! Also nice manticore, next short is actually a double feature. Clumsy Succ x Handyman and the Hellhound Security x Espionage Anon. It'll also start forming the basis for the overarching plot.

>> No.34209529

>>34209483
I'm not saying it's a complete mirror, obviously, but the artist took some major shortcuts on the piece. It's still good art, but I just think it's funny when artists take big shortcuts like that sometimes and don't even bother to cover them up well.

>> No.34209553

>>34209529
Maybe it's personal, but I just find no issues with it due to it being the classic Gainax Pose. It also, seems to be quite common in art, if its a full frontal pose. There's other pictures in the thread that are mirrored as well.

>> No.34209591

To win against any monster, just use your cock

>> No.34209654
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>> No.34209710
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34209710

Should you run it as administrator?

>> No.34209718

>>34208751
>this is the face of a rapist

>> No.34209722

I want to express my waifus in some medium, but I lack any creative skills. I don't even feel like I could write them well.

>> No.34209725

>>34209654
Oh god, that hand sign means she is getting ready to attack, RUN!

>> No.34209726

>>34209710
no, you instead use kikisoft

>> No.34209733

>>34208890
Yeah, but your cock will smell like her unwashed cavewoman pussy after a few rounds

>> No.34209741

>>34209710
Into the recycle bin it goes, and then I'll have my Kiki empty it into the incinerator.

>> No.34209751

>>34209733
what's wrong with that?

>> No.34209754

>>34209710
When I rightclick, I get "run as master".

>> No.34209755
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34209755

>>34209710
Yes, give her admin rights. Surrender it all to her. Give shog everything. And she'll make sure you reach heaven, you'll see. Let her in. Let her fuck you up. As if you ever had a choice, maaasutaaa~

>> No.34209778

>>34204581
Nice bat.

>> No.34209847

>>34209755
fuckin shogvirus

>> No.34209849

Anons, I see a moth in the corner of my ceiling. I am going to stand on a chair and crush it with a tissue. Forgive me, because even though I love fluffy moth waifus too, this must be done.

>> No.34209854

>>34209849
nnoooOOOOOO
JUST COVER IT UP WITH THE TISSUE AND LET IT GO OUTSIDE

>> No.34209878

>>34209849
When the day comes that the portals open, every man on earth is gonna have a waifu but you. Because you squished the bug that was going to be your moth girl gf.

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34209882

>>34209718
It's honest research!

>> No.34209884

>>34209755
>The last thing anon sees before his sanity drops to 0 and he blacks out

>> No.34209971

>>34209718
A very cute rapist.

>> No.34209988

How much shog is too much shog?

>> No.34210001

I bet shogs stink

>> No.34210017

I hate shogs

>> No.34210031

How many of you actually have mg merc?

>> No.34210044

>>34209988
>>34210001
>>34210017
OI, who gave shoggy a fucking computer?

>> No.34210045

>>34210001
>>34210017
Kikis in the thread, detected. Hide your roombas!

>> No.34210062

I want to taste the feel of shog
I want to smel lthe sight of sho g
I wan tto feel the shog of shog

>> No.34210068

how many of us here lift?

>> No.34210074

>>34210068
me

>> No.34210093

shog shog shog

>> No.34210097

>it's a japanese festival episode
>all the monsters are wearing dangerously short kimonos or yukatas and no underwear

>> No.34210100

>>34210093
SHOG SHOG SHOG

>> No.34210104

Wait, what if Hell Raven, but NUCLEAR?

>> No.34210110

>>34210068
Use to then I lost motivation

>> No.34210143

>>34209988
>>34210100
>>34210062
Holy shit we have a shog infestation, Hans bring the flamewaffle, the heavy flamewaffle

>> No.34210146

>>34210068
Nowhere affordable to lift nearby.

>> No.34210153

>>34210100
>>34210093
So let it be written
So let it be done

>> No.34210172

wtf is up with shogs, they look weird and smell weird.

>> No.34210178

>>34210153
I Rule the midnight air, the destroyer
Born I shall soon be there, deadly mass
I Creep the steps and floor, final darkness
Blood
Lamb's blood, painted door, I shall pass

>> No.34210191

ITS CHEST DAY, BROS REMEMBER TO REP FOR YOUR WAIFU

>> No.34210208
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34210208

>>34204113
>Marry a sandworm
>become a wizard at age 30 despite having lots of sex with her because every sexual act with is technically fellatio
What do you do with your newfound power?

>> No.34210228

>>34210208
Nothing cause I married a wurm and like to mess with order towns by yeeting things that monsterize inside and quickly leaving

>> No.34210261
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34210261

It's cute when slimes are big on imitation

>> No.34210264

>>34204767
>You never liked me anyway
Shut the fuck up and stop bringing attention to yourself like some fucking pity party. Unless you're one of the actual shitters who deserved to get ran out of here, you weren't hated.

>> No.34210281

>>34210143
Imagine a shog with a shogthrower that sprays shog out of its shog all over shog

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>> No.34210295

>>34210290
somthing cute

>> No.34210304

Ok so seems like there was an anon taken by a shog

>> No.34210333

>>34210290
The ultimate rape machine. Red-Eyes Rape Spider!

>> No.34210344

>>34209725
That hand sign means you have a 2 second head start, then she's coming

>> No.34210355

It's a soggy shog world

>> No.34210358
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>>34207415
Not my waifu, but oh me oh my did this tick all the boxes.

>> No.34210363

>>34210333
What if the mge world had a martial arts tournament?

>> No.34210375
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>>34210045

>> No.34210389

I want a wurm, wat do?

>> No.34210394
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34210394

Would your wife be smug or embarrassed if you publicly brag about her to all your friends?

>> No.34210405

I hate that I want to do something involving a Minotaur for once, but have zero idea on how to approach them as a species.

>> No.34210418

>>34210394
smug, since I spoil her so much

>> No.34210425

>>34210405
Just go up to her and say
"My love for you is like a truck would you like to making fuck?"

>> No.34210438

>>34210425
based ESL

>> No.34210523

>>34210438
that's not an ESL, that's a berserker

>> No.34210534

>>34210405
Fuck off you're not going to do it anyway

>> No.34210568

>>34210534
Don't care about the same as you can rotate your life in a day and the other day with a knife or something like this time to be the only one that you dont like.

>> No.34210574

>>34210523
i can see that cause his int is1

>> No.34210611

>>34210568
If you do decide to do something make sure it's not a story.

>> No.34210689

>>34210394
She'd be rather embarrassed if I started talking about how good of a wife she is.

She'd call me a big dummy.

>> No.34210811
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34210811

>>34204113
Would the Beastmen from Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar be more popular if they were instead a Beastwomen faction where the purpose of their raids is forcing human and elven males to breed with them?

>> No.34210896

>>34210394
Smug. Then embarrassed when I smack her ass to prove my point about her ass jiggling for over 20 seconds after I smack it.

>> No.34210929
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34210929

Pissing off your wife then groveling for her forgiveness!

>> No.34210936

>>34210811
Gonna go find a Beast Lord, Pin her down, and impregnate her.

>> No.34210953

>>34205138
Good to see you're still around.

>> No.34210970

>>34210405
Pic or story? They're big and lazy, that's about it. When they ARE awake, they like smashing thing. Simple as.

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>>34210929
>"I don't need your groveling"
>"But I'll gladly take your pathetic moans"
She'd probably say something like that. She knows I do it in purpose, though, so she might...deny me.

>> No.34211030

>>34210970
Fellas, listen, if your girl has
>Muscle
>Horns
>Bull tail
>Lazy personality and likes to nap
That ain't your girl. It's a Rajang from Monster Hunter

>> No.34211057

>>34211030
But what if my girl is Rajang from monster hunter, but in enjoyable monster girl form

>> No.34211118

I have math problem for you lot
I go to the store to buy a cola and on the way there, I see a monster girl following me. As I enter the store I hear two more chimes of the door opening. I pay and leave and hear three now after me. As I enter my home, how many monster girls raped me?

>> No.34211162

>>34211118
No evidence has been given that you've been raped.
Just that you have possibly two girls following you.

>> No.34211179

>>34211162
i did, I asked how many raped me?

>> No.34211188
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>>34204113

>> No.34211227

Why do kurofufuru sabbath girls want to rape poor ol men like us for? What did we ever do to them?

>> No.34211290

>>34210970
Literally ignore him it's some TFT faggot trolling around for their competition.

>> No.34211307

>>34211290
>competition
What?

>> No.34211332

>>34210290
>Hello yes, I want Lilim on Nightmare difficulty please.

>> No.34211340

>When your werewolf childhood friend sees that vampire girl go vargulf
>"I could do that too if I wanted!"

>> No.34211350
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>>34210405
I've been burning the midnight oil with my writing lately and was considering a Holstaur story but I could easily replace her with Minotaur. Honestly, a Mino would work better for what I had in mind, the only down side is the lack of milk but It's not like that's hard to arrange even without pregnancy in this setting. This raises the question, LORE KC never tackled, how does the domestication process of Mino to Hols even even work? Let alone Wolf girls to Kobolds.

>> No.34211351

>>34211332
nah, try mixing a wurm, a Cheshire, and a shirohebi together

>> No.34211373

>>34211351
*and making it a lilim

>> No.34211380

>>34211227

Never trust a bitch who is only as tall as your crotch.

Unless it's a squirrel.

>> No.34211402

>>34211380
>Blackmailing rodent hands typed this post

>> No.34211419

>>34211307
I’m guessing some writefags there get jealous of people reading stories written by someone else

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>>34207415

>> No.34211455

>>34211419
Amazed writefags still hang around and haven't been chased out of this shithole.

>> No.34211460

>>34211380
>Never trust a bitch who is only as tall as your crotch.
Unless she's aged as she looks.

>> No.34211472

>>34211460

If it's going to be a loli, it needs to at least be a lolibaba.

>> No.34211479

>>34211380
Only trust short girls if you can standing paizuri them.

>> No.34211480
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34211480

Bugs. Are cute.

>> No.34211494

why get a shorty, when you can just dominate a BEEG girl and make her your little onahole

>> No.34211531

>Come to to Amazonian space!
>Their genetically enhanced security forces will ensure you are kept safe for the duration of your stay.

>> No.34211538

>>34211494

I like big girls. I also like short ones.

>> No.34211543

>>34211531
H-how long is my stay going to be?

>> No.34211558

>>34211455
Fuck off bollocks

>> No.34211560

>>34211538
choose one, then

>> No.34211575

>>34211543
Your stay will be one week*
*Pending extension to indefinite.
One of their specially selected, veteran soldiers from their enhanced combat corps will keep you company during this time.

>> No.34211610

>>34211531
Ok, can I fuck anyone that catches my eye? I like that 8ft tall brown tomboy giving me some me fuck me eyes

>> No.34211634
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little mofus

>> No.34211649

>>34211610
>Is just an amazon of the engineer corp with 'minimal' alterations.
>She's not even giving 'fuck me eyes', she's just staring at the weird, unaccompanied man that doesn't have a mana marker for a wife on him.
>Is probably thinking about smashing his pelvis in bed.
Go for it anon, I'm sure nothing untoward will happen

>> No.34211650

there are demon jokes
there are lawyer jokes
and then there demon lawyer jokers

>> No.34211675

>>34211649
time to show them gainz, haul her over my shoulder, and smash her pussy like a man possessed

>> No.34211695

>>34211560

I like many different things and personalities. I like delinquents and nerds. I like shy girls and assertive girls. I like tsundere, yandere, deredere, kuudere and more. I want to love someone for who they are, and receive that in turn.

This is my code. I will not falter.

>> No.34211700

>>34211675
And that, my friends, is how Anon ended up drained in the barracks of an Amazonian combat engineer.

>> No.34211717

>>34211695
I like to see anons with that level of commitment

>> No.34211762

>>34211531
Well, i am naked and DGAF. time to be cheeky and grab some

>> No.34211776

>>34211472
But are the lolibabas as trustworthy as the "normal" lolis?

>> No.34211777
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34211777

How do I impress a mantis when my own hunting skills pale compared to hers?

>> No.34211796

>>34211777
hit her
with a banana cream pie
then honk horn two times.

>> No.34211806

>>34211796
with your own creampie as the cream

>> No.34211807

>>34211776

I couldn't tell you. I just know that kids are where I draw the line. Not gonna tell other people what to do though, ain't my business.

>> No.34211809
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>>34210097
Festival for what?

>> No.34211821

>>34211809
>Festival for what?
ass

>> No.34211832
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>>34210936
>New beastgirl faction emerges: Hipslammers
>Beastgirl faction bred: Hipslammers

>> No.34211834

>>34210290
What an adorable rape machine.

>> No.34211848

>>34211809
You know, that typical type of festival just like my japanese animes.

>> No.34211863

>>34211848
Will they have a ferris wheel?

>> No.34211912

>>34211832
>When you pound the local beastwoman herds so much that their Beast Lady has simply stopped all pretenses of being a serious threat and just sends a loli goat up to the guards to send you a letter asking you to meet up for a picnic
Better than when she would break in through a window screaming about taking 'his head!' just to fall over as soon as he looked at her claiming he's used foul magics to 'lay her low'.
Replacing windows ain't cheap

>> No.34211923

I WANT A MONSTERGIRL TO SIT ON MY FACE, I NEED IT LIKE I NEED BLOOD IN MY VIENS OR AIR TO BREATHE!
thanks for coming to my ted talk

>> No.34211929
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>>34204113
https://youtu.be/UbBOwx2NjEo

>> No.34211932
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Reminder that only cowards go after small demur monsters and that true warriors will conquer and satisfy the biggest strongest meanest monsters around

>> No.34211937
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34211937

So what does it mean for a dark elf to stare at men like this? I swear I always forget about elf custons

>> No.34211943

>>34211932
AND REMEMBER TO MAKE THEM YOUR "little" ONAHOLE!

>> No.34211949
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>>34211912
The way they defeat you is not through force but in melting your heart through having to take care of dozens of your adorable beastdaughters

>> No.34211980

>>34211949
>When the local counts note that all your heirs are daughters.
>With horns
>And hoof legs
>In cute dresses.

>> No.34211990

>>34211937
You gon get raped.

>> No.34212001

>>34211937
She's just mirin' bro, relax. You're just easy on her eyes.

>> No.34212014
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It's the 4th member of the illustrious MGC Boy Stealers, Sally, the Salamander closer! Her patented fastball is notorious across the land for being ridiculously fast - topping around 110 MPH (180KPH). She's known for being rather brash and course, always challenging the hitters to just try and hit her patented heater. Originally viewed as a risky prospect, she's known to not take any signs the catcher gives her, rather, she throws what she wants. While it's mainly fastballs, she was responsible for a ridiculously high number of wild pitches and frustrated teammates on previous squads. This all changed with MGC, who paired her with a catcher that compliments her weaknesses extremely well (more on her some other time), making her now one of the league's premier pitchers.
>Fun Fact: No guy has ever hit a pitch from her. This angered her to the point of starting her own youth baseball camp every summer, where she teaches young boys and girls how to pitch and hit, molding a new generation of players capable of being better than what we have now. She's extremely confident in one young man, who she claims is "the best hitter she's ever seen - he'll make waves in the future"
>Funner Fact: She won the "Most Worshippable Spats" award at the MBL Honors last year. How that was determined and what that means, I couldn't tell you, it just seems like the right call to make.

>> No.34212025

>>34211937
Grab and fuck her like you mean it, what is it so hard to understand? She wants the D!

>> No.34212064

>>34212014
>I now have the rare first print run edition of Sally's card with the typo at the end
this will be worth a fortune in a few years, but there's no way I'm selling.
spats are my weakness, nice

>> No.34212073

>>34212014
Good stuff mr greenworm

>> No.34212075

>>34212014
Now that's what I call a fireball. Really like the way her name is written here as well; reminds me of a Charmander. By the way, do you still have a list of the rest of the roster? I've forgotten who's who.

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>>34211949
I wonder what beastwomen herds do with boys born into the herd. Do the oldest and most respected tribe members get them or do they betroth him to a beastgirl more his age or is it a free for all to claim him?

>> No.34212082

>>34212014
Nice

>> No.34212102

>>34212064
Well shit. Would it be more of a meme to fix then delet so it's really worth real meme bucks? Also, speaking of typos, Bodywriting secret art of her and her shota crush sometime soon, after I finish all the cards I got ideas for other art I may or may not deliver on, but that one for sure is getting made

>> No.34212111

>>34212081
Probably throw down to see who gets him when he's old enough.

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>>34212075

>> No.34212115

>>34212014
>grooming a hapless young man
How dastardly!

>> No.34212120

>>34212064
What's the typo?

>> No.34212128

>>34211980
I love the idea of the eldest being a massive fluffy genki goatwomen who's super sweet to everyone she meets and a proper lady. Despite her mothers protests
>Listen you need to learn how to dominate men, otherwise how is anybody going to respect you?
>Huuhhhhh, but Mom every time I walk in on you and Dad he's on top of you

>> No.34212133

>>34212112
Thanks, anon! Lookin' forwad to seeing if the Hatter wears a baseball cap or her own hat.

>> No.34212147

>>34212102
>to fix then delet so it's really worth real meme bucks
do whatever you feel like doing, I just wanted to make a joke about rare cards

>> No.34212180

>>34212128
>No, you're supposed to usurp Papa's throne, burn down the kingdom, and hand him over to me!
>But I met this very nice young noble that doesn't have any inbreeding and seems quite heroic at the Ball.
>YOU WENT TO WHAT?!

>> No.34212192

>>34212115
Well you know what they say. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If no man can keep up with her 4-seamer, then she'll just make one who can. Much better than Sarah, who's still >single because she's too autistically focused on the game due to the cursed bat influence to not intimidate would-be guys.
>Sarah's Cursed Bat makes her incredibly serious when it comes to the game
>Outside of the game, however, her original personality still remains mostly
>Constantly upset because "she's just as funny and interesting as the other girls, why won't guys talk to her"
>Sally and Sarah are good friends, obviously, because of their similar personalities on the field
>Tells Sarah that "she just has to find a guy that can strike her out, and go for him, or just find a young boy and groom him to do so"
>Sarah can't find either so she has to be content with talking to her sock-puppet ideal man at home while seething on the diamond

>> No.34212228

Do you refer to her as mistress or as master?

>> No.34212231

>>34211531
As long as the security doesn't force me to pick up cans and put them in a trash can, sounds like it would be a great vacation area!

>> No.34212235

>>34212112
when ya do the wurm, put a note that she took a bite out to a baseball once to see how it tasted

>> No.34212246

>>34212231
Of course not, they'll just greet you as you go about your wonderful trip in Amazonian space.
Its a lovely place, such a lovely place.

>> No.34212250

>>34212081
>Herd finds abandoned baby boy
>Shamaness predicts that he will provide them with powerful magic if they keep him
>Years later when the boy is a teenager one of the warriors walks into shamaness' hut to find him balls deep in his adopted mother
>Turns out having his mana leglocked out of him by the Herd's shaman technically does count as supplying the tribe with magic
Truly the herd is blessed to have a shaman blessed with such prophetic talents. Such a talented shamaness deserves to be rewarded with many daughters

>> No.34212288

>>34212250
Some farmer is going to find a very large, very sad, CC minotaur eating one of his cows in an impromptu barbeque as she drunkenly tells him how she even made an Axe and was lifting for years just to try and woo the lad with some fighting techniques and muscle.

>> No.34212310

>>34212235
>Coach Anon, the ball didn't taste very good!
>Yes, yes, Mrs. Wurm, you told me that last week.
>I know, I just had to try it again to make sure
>This happens every week

>> No.34212344

I want to be abducted by a Night Gaunt and bring me to her NEET cave.

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>>34204113

>> No.34212382

I feel like there must be some kinky no cleaning meido stuff. I know meidos get off on serving, how does a husband getting cleaned up after relate to monstergirls getting energy?

>> No.34212440

>>34212250
>beef is pork in MGE
>beef is 2nd class meat in MGE
>P'Orcs and porcines are too loyal and communal to be betrayal animal mascots
>Cows are the betrayal animal mascot in MGE
It makes sense.

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the bigger the monster...

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>>34207415

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>>34212440
>>34212288
I didn't mean to imply it that way but I'm sure the shamaness would be generous with her sonnus magic if the need arose

>> No.34212508

>>34212014
>Greenworm Anon is still alive
Thank you for doing the Lord’s work.

>> No.34212526

>>34212014
>Fun Fact: No guy has ever hit a pitch from her. This angered her to the point of starting her own youth baseball camp every summer, where she teaches young boys and girls how to pitch and hit, molding a new generation of players capable of being better than what we have now. She's extremely confident in one young man, who she claims is "the best hitter she's ever seen - he'll make waves in the future"


What if I put down a bunt on her and make it to first? Will she count that as a hit?

>> No.34212537

>>34212288
Dairy cows ain’t cheap, how is she going to compensate the farmer?

>> No.34212551

>>34212235
>she can’t sign anymore baseball cards because she always takes a bite out of them instead of signing them

>> No.34212554

>>34210097
The Night Parade of 100 Demons of course.

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>> No.34212583

>>34212537
Well, after she wakes up with a hangover and finds herself using him as a daiki she's probably going to start working on the farm to ensure it doesn't happen again.

>> No.34212590

>>34210097
What other international festivals would MGs love? I can see them loving Mardi Gras in New Orleans, especially the throwing of the beads.

>> No.34212597

>>34212014
>catcher uses her as the topic of psych out chatter
>>34212493
It isn't a mino's fault that beef is lower in MGE hierarchy of meat. It is all of the adverts and advertisments of cows trying to convince us to eat more cows. Often wearing napkins and eating beef barbecue. That is what I meant by "betrayal animal mascot". You never see the fancy or novelty meat source having to convince you to eat it. That is a low tier meat strategy, in our world it is used for pork: Can you name a non pig animal mascot trying to get you to eat its type of meat? No, you can't. See?

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>> No.34212658
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You've paid your respects to the tribal chief, haven't you?

>> No.34212673

sexy medium violet oni

>> No.34212698
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>>34212658
Gonna need at LEAST a hundred more pounds of muscle before she gets my attention

>> No.34212731

>>34212658
What is the proper ritual for rubbing my dick on her tail? I always forget how many times you're supposed to rub you dick on each side for good luck. What a unique and special heritage the Amazons have!

>> No.34212743

>>34212698
Peak female form.

>> No.34212752

>>34212698
>you raped me!
>ok, and?

>> No.34212762

>giantess spammer escaped the nuthouse
Don't forget to inform the tard wranglers about every post he makes

>> No.34212763

>>34212111
>Genki minotaur childhood friend and Ojou chieftess daughter minotaur childhood friend having a mud wrestling match for anon's affections
>After three ties they realize it's silly to be tiring each other out when they could be taking turns riding anon
No matter who was going to win.. Anons pelvis loses

>> No.34212779

>>34212597
I'm afraid I don't follow

>> No.34212818

>>34212658
>>34212698
>not manscaping with amazons
>not shaving with the blade tailed exhibitionists with a tribal culture of stage pornography
>not getting a clean shave and hot amazon tongue after-service everywhere
>and I do mean everywhere
Pathetic.

>> No.34212832

>>34212658
If by paying respects you mean being a good househusband to one of her daughters and a good father to her grandchildren, then yes!

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>> No.34212860

>>34212658
yeah, put her into a mating press, why ya ask?

>> No.34212878

>>34212526
You never know, she'll whip out the 2-seamer and strike you out trying to bunt on her. She can smell cowardice from a mile away.

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>>34212344

>> No.34212899

When you're eating pizza with your waifu, do you agree on one combination of toppings for the entire pizza, or do you do half of your topping choice, half of theirs?

>> No.34212906

>>34212899
not a pizza eater, I eat MEAT

>> No.34212909

>>34212894
thanks

>> No.34212919

>>34212899
We agree in taste but disagree on principle.

>> No.34212921

>>34212779
MGE pigs are communal and like each other, look at P'Orcs. Why is hunting a demon beast pig difficult to do? Iirc it was incubi, mamono and orderites that killed the demon pigs. It is because porcines are more communal and social. You don't have yokels with arqebuses shooting demon beast pigs, because they're a massive dangerous herd animal. The betrayal animal mascot meme is pigs here, where they are seen as a goofy chump animal. But in MGE, it would be a different animal. For the pig is not a goofy chump animal in MGE. I'm thinking the bland lazy-eyed cud chewer as betrayal mascot.

>> No.34212937

>>34212899
Pizza nights are expensive and need to be planned out in advance due to all the wives and daughterus.

>> No.34212943

>>34212921
I kind of see a train of logic forming but it's a bit of a stretch

>> No.34212963

>>34212899
Combination.
At worst it would be meat lovers or just pepperoni which is still good.

>> No.34212995

>>34212597
Her fastballs plus her catcher's jabbing are a deadly combo.
>Ho-ho buddy, look at you, all confident and whatnot
>I know that look in her eyes, that's a heater right down the middle
>ZOOOOM
>STEEEERIKE!
>Hope you didn't piss yourself bub, got another one coming
>WHOOOOSH
>STEEEERIKE!
>How about you just give up now? Maybe save that batting average from Sally?
>SHIIIIOW
>STEEEEERIKE!
>Better luck next time kiddo

>> No.34212999
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>>34211634

>> No.34213005

>>34212894
comfy

>> No.34213008

>>34212899
Most of the time I just cook what was hunted that day or grown in the garden. If I were to make pizza, we would agree that we'll just put as much meat on it as possible for a topping and share it.

>> No.34213048

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to take care and not go out running at night.
The snow is gone and young werewolves fed up with winter and lock downs ar

>> No.34213052

>>34212943
Think like a person, not a homo economicus. The prime depiction of pigs here is dirty and messy. Unless you want to be pedantic. You know what I mean. The cannibal pig mascot is popular because of this semantic connection with dirt and filth. But their MGE pigs are different, and will wreck ya shit.
>>34212995
>Human with HEAVY WOOD RUINED by SALAMANDER CLAUSES!
Best bad clickbait ever.

>> No.34213080

>>34212999
What sound does the tiny fox make?

>> No.34213091
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>>34213080
Yips, most likely.

>> No.34213102

>>34213048
perfect time for my nude lifting out in the backyard

>> No.34213104
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big

>> No.34213116

>>34213048
Rip pelvis.
>>34213080
That goofy sound they make. Don't know the onomatopoeia for it. Chatter?

>> No.34213153
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>>34213080
EEP.

>> No.34213178

My waifu really wouldn't be happy about my sleeping habits and self care. She's the fussy sort—not that she'd ever admit how much she worries about me.

>> No.34213212

>>34212382
>just dont worry about the dishes
>just let me handle the table settings
>just let me set out your tea with proper fixings
>just don't worry where your half eaten scone went
>JuST FuCK uP My TaBLe SeTtINgS, MAsTaH
Holy shit I like this, but why?

>> No.34213234
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34213234

>>34212899

>> No.34213244

>>34213048
awooooo

>> No.34213261

>>34213178
Live for the waifu you want, not the waifu you (don't) have, nerd

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>>34213212
>Cooking your maid dinner and feeding her by hand
Sadomasochism at it's finest

>> No.34213296

>>34213270
That's some value if I've ever seen it. Purchasing a delf slave who is a great meido AND has delicious areolas. What luck!

>> No.34213300

>>34213270
Remember, keep your maids well fed.
That way they'll please you better in bed.

>> No.34213310

>>34213296
You forget
>Hair covering both eyes
>Hair covering one eye
It's the little things

>> No.34213343
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>> No.34213414

I want mommy milkies

>> No.34213425
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>>34212557
Post a huge monke next
And then a mecha

>> No.34213489

>>34212899
She says she only eats spirit energy, so it's strange she has a preference in pizza toppings. Although I've heard diet can affect the taste.

That still doesn't explain the missing pizza slices

>> No.34213493

>>34213270
I will make her sturdy ass move objects around and not let her align it with the interior decorating. There will be coasters, but they will not match. Will not măt̮͙̘̼ͮ́̽͒c̮͙̼̹̿͒ͤ̇ḣ̖͈̈́.

>> No.34213505

>>34213489
At least she doesn't make you cum on the slices... unless?

>> No.34213509

>>34213425
>Responding to the spammer as if it's human
Bad anon

>> No.34213546

>>34213425
+1
>>34213509
Sometimes it isn't about spammerfag. Sometimes it's about the joy of watching monke dragon wrestling.

>> No.34213576

>>34213505
She has a mini-fridge stocked full of little vials if she needs a snack. She likes milking me, but the psychological impact hits different if she does it too often. She claims this affects taste.

>> No.34213594
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>Hey anon! Your aunt needs some help setting up for the festival

>> No.34213636

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

>> No.34213661

>>34213594
Such is life in Fox Village.

>> No.34213667

>>34209216
crap, i was working on an office setting story as well! hopefully it doesn't turn out too derivative of yours xd

>> No.34213696
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>>34213576
The only psychological impact on taste is the lack of her milking you like the property you are. All varieties of milking have one thing in common. Only unrelenting merciless orgasm inducing milking produces the best results, no matter what type of milking process you are using. Standard procedure across the milking related industrial sector.

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>>34208290
oh no?

>> No.34213706

>>34213700
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

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>>34213594
No problem but don't try anything auntie mofu.

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>>34213746
She isn't going tobut you are

>> No.34213792

>>34213779
is that a challenge, auntie?

>> No.34213798

>>34213792
Anon no! You can't outsmart an old fox!

>> No.34213802

>>34213696
I can't tell if this would be a tabloid or a peer reviewed journal in MGE.
>"The effects of lack of autonomy in milk-producers under selected restrictive experimental conditions."
I'd read that meta-analysis.

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It really is that simple!

>> No.34213815

>>34213751
This is fun. Inebriated ungulate halo effect. That sounds legit and canon.

>> No.34213830

>>34213798
Yes, I can by countering with being lewd but pulling back

>> No.34213832
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>>34213779
But of course.

>> No.34213866

>>34213751
Woah, uh, that's a lot of milk I guess.

>> No.34213872

>>34213234
>meats
>click to expand
I see what you did there

>> No.34213890

>>34213005
Imagine combining the powers of your NEET cave with hers. Maximum comfy inbound.

>> No.34213893

>>34213815
>>34213866
36
H O U R S
O F
T E M P E R A T U R E

>> No.34213957
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>>34213234
HornyFox is the only browser for me

>> No.34213971

>>34213957
The legendary web-surfing Kitsune herself!

>> No.34213984

>>34213830
>Tricking foxy aunt into raping you when she wanted you to rape her
Delightfully Devilish anon

>> No.34213994

>>34213866
>>34213866
>>34213893
It's gone, anyone have a link to it?

>> No.34214003

>>34213994
>>>/d/9665137

>> No.34214023
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34214023

>>34213957
>not using VIceWeasel

>> No.34214396

What would power ranger-ish shows be like in monster girl world? Magical girl shows with different monster girls teaming up? Who would the villains be, the order? What would each episode be like? I'm imagining power rangers where Zordon is cupid and the power rangers go around helping monster girls get their man before the villain can steal them away.

>> No.34214461
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Good night, will dream of my wurmy and "wrestling" in bed with her

>> No.34214486

>>34214461
Make sure you end up on top!

>> No.34214506

>>34214461
Last night I had a dream I was in the town from Pathologic, trying to break into a house with a butterknife and I got hit over the head with a frying pan.
Not very Wurmy to be honest.

>> No.34214615
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why are priestesses BUILT for being corrupted into dark priests?

>> No.34214625
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What's the best fishing equipment to fish out a mershark with?

>> No.34214630

>>34214506
Pathologic, but everything is MG.

>> No.34214643

>>34214625
drowning

>> No.34214684

>>34214643
But then she wouldn't be fished up out of the water. I need something that reels her out.

>> No.34214686

>>34214630
Buy my Mino! She can tell the future!

>> No.34214810
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>>34214625
A receipt

>> No.34214819
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Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnek

>> No.34214851
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>>34214819
Those fang lip markings are just so erotic
Crush my bones Cass!

>> No.34214895

>>34214819
>>34214851
For me, it's the purple.

>> No.34214904
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34214904

Tell me. What type of home property would you and your monstergirl Waifu live in? Example, like you and monstergirl Waifu will be residing in a gated suburban place. What type of home property would you and Waifu live in? Those blocky square rectangular modern homes that the upper class or higher middle class live in?

>> No.34214913

>>34214904
The mountain and the valley below and all contained therein!

>> No.34214927

>>34214904
Probably just a simple small house in the city, with a much larger and very intricate sex dungeon basement.

>> No.34214983

>>34214904
Considering she's a black harpy I like to imagine they have some gated community due to how their species works.
Seeing how they don't like strangers and loves their flock like their family.
Would it be okay to stand outside said community and just yell you want a black harpy GF?

>> No.34215149

>Get isekai'd into MGE
>You get a Shog maid and move into your new house
>She starts to copy things from your mind so you still have the normal modern comforts you expect
>They still look shoggefied to hell and back, but you're not gonna complain
>Someone comes to visit you and is really confused and horrified why you so casually use eldritch machines like the "microwave" or the "dishwasher".
Having a shog wife sounds fun.

>> No.34215186

>>34215149
I also don't understand dishwashers, I only eat from one plate at a time and washing it by hand after each meal is easy peasy

>> No.34215360

>>34215186
Well, if you actually cook, you tend to use up more dishes and cookware than just one plate. A dishwasher comes in handy for that.

>> No.34215365
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOKS
I GOTTA HAVE NOOKS
NOOOOOOOOOOOKS
GIANT FLUFFY TAILS, MISCHIEVOUS SHADED GLARES
EARTHY, FLIRTY, FUNLOVING NOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
I'LL TAKE 'EM REGULAR, FURRY, HUMANIZED, WHATEVER
I GOTTA HAVE THOSE BALLS OF FLUFF THAT ARE AFTER MY KINTAMA
GONNA DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY WITH MY EIGHT HUNDRED AND EIGHT DAUGHTERS AS WE BELLY DRUM A GHOSTLY RHYTHM ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY
NOOOOOOOKS
I'LL SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAINS AND FORESTS, I'LL SCREAM MY ADORATION FORTY-NINE MILES ACROSS THE SEA
THEY RIDE MY BACK, MY ARMS, MY DICK
WE'LL MAKE THE BEST STEWS AND TAKE THE COMFIEST NAPS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
THROUGH RAIN AND STORM, THROUGH FIRE AND ICE I WILL TRAVEL ADORNED ONLY IN THE FUR OF MY BELOVED
MY BALLS WILL BE SO LARGE I CAN BEAT PEOPLE SENSELESS
GIVE ME THE 'NUKI! ONE LARGE MUJINA NATION PLEASE!
BOIL ME, FRY ME, DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE AS LONG AS I GET THAT MOFU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!

>> No.34215397

>>34215365
did a nuki circumcise your brain?

>> No.34215406
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>>34214983
>Considering she's a black harpy I like to imagine they have some gated community due to how their species works.
I've also thought this myself with black harpies. But I also like to think they make modifications to the homes. Like, you've got a neighborhood they crudely wall off. On the rooves of the houses, they build large nests. This is the only way in and out of the house, through the roof, for which there is a hole, usually a hatch with a ladder that leads into the second floor of the home. From there, the entirety of the living space is on the second floor: kitchen, bathroom, bedrooms, etc. Though usually, when the weather is nice, you'll be sleeping out in the nest above the house. The ground floor is purely storage, usually from the things they've stole or whatever else. The windows and doors on the ground floor are entirely boarded up.

>> No.34215427

>>34214904
A two-story cabin with a nice basement too in a forested mountain range where it snows roughly 1/4 of the year.

>> No.34215509

>>34215406
That sounds really cute.
This really makes me wonder how black harpy apartments would work.

>> No.34215529
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WATCH OUT SKI MAN! OH NO SHE IS GAINING ON HIM.

>> No.34215531
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Anubutt

>> No.34215596 [DELETED] 

>>3

>> No.34215680

>>34215596
I think they're figuring out the dimensional travel Anons, at least information-wise for now. The DOTR is near.

>> No.34215724

>>34215529
She's big!

>> No.34215761

>>34215365
Frenzied gibbering will not get you a wife any faster.

>> No.34215804

>>34210394
She usually slaps my butt and says "Damn right," so, smug.

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I want to eat food off of a Salamander, but she's too hot!

>> No.34215837

>>34212899
All the chicken, beef and jalapenos on the pizza for us.

>> No.34215860

>>34215835
Hot Shots 2 intensifies

>> No.34215914

not even 600 replies and we're on the last page. I thought holoniggers moved out of here?

>> No.34215954

>>34215914
Some of them stuck around. No idea why.
I would recommend you just get used to it, since it doesn't seem like anything is gonna change soon.

>> No.34215978
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This pic is so sweet.
The hellhound's giving her man a sign he's going to be raped in a few moments instead of just doing it immediately without warning.
Just adorable.

>> No.34215998
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>>34215914
>>34215954
/vt/ is not a containment board, and remember, /jp/ was always a containment board.

>> No.34216024

>>34215860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Jvx03pHcY

>> No.34216135

>>34215998
I don't think it's the fact they make the occasional thread that's the issue, it's the fact they make really generic or unnecessary threads that piss me off.
I mean, there's like 3 threads right now where the op is literally just "hololive" and nothing more.
If a pokemon thread is posted on /v/ it's usually with some point or something to discuss.

>> No.34216309

>>34205355
No wonder she is so smug, being able to give you orgasms from simple affectionate gestures is nice.

>> No.34216363
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>>34216309
Something something mindbreaking with a touch. What the takeaway is, you should totally hug the lilim

>> No.34216399

>>34216309
>>34216363
Lilim can mindbreak with nothing more than a look.

>> No.34216410

>>34216399
God that sounds amazing.
I want to make eye contact with a Lim as she holds me tightly and calls me a good boy.

>> No.34216796

fuck

>> No.34216825

>bottom of page 10
confess your sins

>> No.34216869
File: 1.17 MB, 1024x1280, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_boa_brianoa__8c24efd2b3b1b58f52f3f0503d3cfebe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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Gazer is cute

>> No.34216906

>>34216825
I'll probably end up marrying a human w*man in real life.

>> No.34216913
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>>34216825
I LOVE MY CUTE FOXY WIFE SO MUUUCH AAAHHHHH SHE'S JUST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST AND I JUST WANNA BE HERS FOREVER AND EVER

>> No.34216938

>>34216906
well as long as your happy anon thats the main thing

>> No.34216982

>>34216825
At the same time I would love to be isekaid to MGE as everything in this world sucks, but at the same time, I would be scared and unhappy to leave everything I know and those few people that I like behind.

>> No.34217003

>>34216825
I don't like anime or japaneese culture in general, I used to bully my weeb friends before getting into monster girls.

>> No.34217250
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>>34217003
They have corrupted you, look where you're at now.

>> No.34217569

What's the best way to finger a Kobold?

>> No.34217581
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>>34217569
With your bicorn's fingers

>> No.34217707

>>34216825
I've considered commissioning an ntr doujin and never letting it see the light of day

>> No.34217788

>>34217707
Of whom?

>> No.34217834

>>34217003
Same, though MGs got me into a little bit of anime through monster musume

>> No.34217892

>>34217788
I don't want to say that part and hurt fans of the girl in question

>> No.34217913

>>34217892
Is she from a show? You don't have to specify which show.

>> No.34217931

>>34217913
MGE which is also why it'll be kept private

>> No.34218034
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>>34216825
I probably shouldnt feed her but I'm going to anyways

>> No.34218045

>>34218034
>excited mweeing

>> No.34218071
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>>34216825
I sometime let wurmy ravage me

>> No.34218105

>>34218034
This particular Greenworm looks well fed, I say keep it up.

>> No.34218115

>>34218071
describe

>> No.34218127

>>34218034
Don’t feed your Greenworms after midnight! They become monsters!

>> No.34218132

>>34216825
My research for things I want Dark Elves to do to me have led me to waifuing a 3D woman

>> No.34218173

>>34218115
Well, I tease her and sexually excite her till she pushes me over and fucks me stupid like the slut I am

>> No.34218248

>>34218105
MORE VEGGIES
MORE TITTIES

>> No.34218273

>>34218127
If they aren't monsters already, then what are they now?

>> No.34218280

>>34218127
>Feed a Greenworm after midnight
>Get woken up to something scarier than a monster, a - may the demon lord forgive me for uttering this word - Greenworm handjob
Do NOT feed your Greenworm after midnight because it makes their sleepy time serum give you weird dreams!

>> No.34218300

>>34218273
They go from a regular monster to a snugglemonster. Imagine a Yeti's hug strength but for all of her little arms. Truly frightening and soft.

>> No.34218308

>>34216825
I did not care for The Godmother. People hail it as a masterpiece of cinema but it’s just 3 hours of mice girls raping men and then they go and eat pasta.

>> No.34218322

>>34216825
I let my Kobold watch Korone.

>> No.34218325

>>34218308
It insists upon itself.

>> No.34218375

>>34218308
>the godmother
can she turn a pumpkin into a carriage?

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>>34204113

>> No.34218742

>>34217931
I'll let KC know.

>> No.34218748

>>34218603
>aureola
risky

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>>34204113

>> No.34218883
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>>34215149
It would be fun to create architectural monstrosities. Like several Southern style mansions stacked on top of one another or a mix of architectural styles like a massive pagoda shaped building topped with minarets and gargoyles

>> No.34218898

>>34215365
Hope you know that every time a see an all-capitalized post like this I don't read it

>> No.34218924

>>34218726
I saw a mosquito yesterday

>> No.34218929

>>34216135
Or the fact that they move too quickly and it fucks up the balance of the boars. At least with our thread it's fairly slow moving and limited to a single thread instead of multiple so it doesn't affect the board as a whole

>> No.34218935

I need a nuki's nooky

>> No.34218940

>>34218898
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Noooooooooooks
I gotta have Nooks
Noooooooooooks
Giant fluffy tails, mischievous shaded glares
Earthy, flirty, funloving Nooooooooooooks
I'll take 'em regular, furry, humanized, whatever
I gotta have those balls of fluff that are after my kintama
Gonna dance the night away with my eight hundred and eight daughters as we belly drum a ghostly rhythm across the night sky
Noooooooks
I'll shout it from the mountains and forests, I'll scream my adoration forty-nine miles across the sea
They ride my back, my arms, my dick
We'll make the best stews and take the comfiest naps
Nooooooooooooooooooks
Through rain and storm, through fire and ice I will travel adorned only in the fur of my beloved
My balls will be so large I can beat people senseless
Give me the 'nuki! One large Mujina nation please!
Boil me, fry me, do whatever you like as long as I get that mofu
Noooooooooooooooooooooooks!!!

>> No.34218942

>>34217931
Kill yourself unironically you genetic defect

>> No.34218958
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>>34218940
Okay now I will read

>> No.34218965

>>34218929
Just post more images since the threads don't reach the image limit anyway. It's not like the content of the thread itself gets affected, just post your next posts in the next thread.

>> No.34218998
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>>34218940
Alright boyim, you got your record deal just sign this contract and we are gonna go far and make a lot of shekels. Welcome to the Nuki Record Family.

>> No.34219019

>>34218965
Really it just boils down to moderation doing their jobs which doesn't seem to be happening the past two years. If you go to a board like /fit/ every thread in the catalogue is coombait or something else, and very little is genuinely meant to discuss fitness. It's strange too because I've seen actual good on-topic threads get deleted on popular boards while obvious bait threads and spam stay up. It's almost like the moderation is actively trying to make the site worse.

I'm going to lay off with the grumbling and go back to posting monstergirls

>> No.34219044
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34219044

>>34218998
>Used to be ambivalent towards tanooki
>Now threadcanon has made me want to mating press a sassy nuki
Crazy how this thread influences tastes

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34219062

Fuck summer, I wanna play in snow with white-horn chan.

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34219077

Guys I think Hellhounds might be literally made for marriage followed by a long romantic honeymoon and then a lifetime of love with lots of children

>> No.34219082

>>34219044
I’ve always wanted to knock up a Tanuki. I think they’re cute little trash pandas that need a man to spoil them.

>> No.34219101

>>34219062
Summers okay. You can help out White Horn-San coach the snuggle scouts little league team.

>> No.34219103

I am going to become a level 99 hero just so I can go and marry that level 3 Lizard girl I beat in the starting area and give her all the strong kids I promised her.

>> No.34219116

>>34219062
She's going to slip the Ice Queen a 20 to get a day of summer snow snuggling
https://youtu.be/6GEhM2Byk7w?t=95

>> No.34219117

>>34219077
You may be on to something, anon.

>> No.34219123
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>>34219044
They are in my top 3 of waifu.

>> No.34219145

>>34219123
in the trash, where she belongs

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>>34219082
Same. I like the idea of being confronted by a cocky tanuki with a convoluted plan to blackmail a man into marriage only to get picked up and princess carried to a bedroom for breeding

>> No.34219189

>>34218742
>he took the bait

>> No.34219193
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>>34219117
It's a bit of an outlandish theory, I know, but I think I'm getting closer to the truth

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>>34219019
>/fit/
man... I had been away from the board for a few years and it was a genuinely sad experience when I checked it out a while back.
I miss the old days when I could say "we're all gonna make it" without a hint of irony

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>>34209755
>>34210062
>>34210093
>>34210100
>>34210304
>>34210355
>>34215149

>> No.34219210

>>34219145
>Mom and her sisters won't give her more allowance money because she spent it all on gacha
>Now she has to dig through trash to for cans to turn in and feed her addiction
Always sad to see modernity take another victim

>> No.34219268

>>34219204
Shoggy... you're my only meido

>> No.34219278

>>34219193
Hellhounds are okay but they're so popular with the fanbase that I can't quite bring myself to think about them seriously

>> No.34219346

>>34219210
I wonder... how much would it be for a tailjob?

>> No.34219372

>>34219346
Hot meal, place to stay for the night, and a warm bath

>> No.34219415

>>34219372
well guess, it is time for me to change a nuki into my nuki

>> No.34219449

>>34216825
I'll shill for one girl or the other depending on my mood

>> No.34219455

Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
SHOG
Don't say that you love me!
Don't tell me that you
SHOG
SHOG

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34219589

>she saw your journal entry saying how hebi was looking like a cutie yesterday

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>>34219589
Smug and yandere is a deadly combination.

>> No.34219622
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>>34204113

>> No.34219637

>>34219622
Dat nipple tho

>> No.34219670

>>34219204
shog > kiki purely because she can make those silly hats

>> No.34219684

>>34219621
>>34219589
>why are you running?
>I KNOW you want this~
>but, I also know that you like it rough

>> No.34219716

>>34219684
>hebi sees your journal
>next day run into hebi
>she has a rope in her hand tying up a dummy (You)
>tshirt that says "MISTRESSSSS" with a little snake on it
>"You weren't supposed to see this yet anon"

>> No.34219753

>>34219103
I want to become a level 99 adventurer and go back to recruit a level 1 monster girl loli to carry until she's pretty strong too.

>> No.34219754

>>34219622
I'm gonna touch the cow for the next 36 hours.

>> No.34219819

>>34219753
Onii-chan gonna get energy drained

>> No.34219855

>>34219753
>be lvl 99 adventurer
>go to lvl 1 zone for monster girls
>they all show up as lvl "??"
>instant defeat

>> No.34219962

>>34216825
While I love the fighting species, I don't think I could ever get one. I'm a coward that doesn't like getting myself hurt or hurting others, and seeing someone else in pain, even if it's something as small as a cut or bruise, really stresses me out.

>> No.34219985

>>34215149
>>34218883
>Brutalist cubes sticking out of Mesopotamian ziggurats with layers of art nouveau towers, surrounded by Gothic castle walls topped ungodly lighthouse fractals, along with parallel lighthouses floating in the sky.

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>>34219962
>her face when the boy she's interested in tells her he doesn't like to fight

>> No.34220057

>>34216825
I have multiple distinct mutually exclusive MGE fantasies, ranging from monogamy to bigamy to a massive harem, with various species scattered across them.

>> No.34220080

>>34219962
You sound like healslut material. You aren't going to land a lizardman or salamander but there are tons of warrior monsters that would love a healslut.

>> No.34220102

>>34219962
Enjoy being a househusband for a mino or amazon

>> No.34220104

>>34216825
I change which girl is my favorite almost every day, despite being a staunch monogamist.

>> No.34220141

>>34218034
Let it be remembered that this anon's actions were how the Greenworm Apocalypse began.

>> No.34220147

>>34220104
can i interest you in some slime girls?

>> No.34220153

>>34219145
This. Nukis deserve garbage homes.

>> No.34220159

>>34216825
I generally prefer monogamy and am a dedicated waifu-fag but I like a another breed so much I sometimes consider adding a second wife.

>> No.34220167

>>34220147
I’m fond of slime queens.
What’s so interesting?

>> No.34220171

>>34220104
Just come up with some headcanons for a Doppelganger.

>> No.34220184

>>34220054
Even if demon silver weapons don't actually hurt people, I just can't do it, sorry lizard-chan.
>>34220080
Back when I played TF2, I would always be the Medic because hearing my teammate's hurt lines stressed me out and I felt the need to help them. I probably would be a healer if I ever learned magic.
>>34220102
I guess this would be the best ending for me. Amazon village, here I come!

>> No.34220233

>>34220141
>muffled guys screaming in the distance
>guys getting smothered by worms
>mwee all around
>the occasional "I'm hungry nii-san"

>> No.34220236

>>34219819
No that's lame, she's going to get trained the normal way and helped with sex

>> No.34220251
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>>34219716
>Go to the hebi residence to get something for the ryu
>Decide to be a snoop and check out your hebis bunk
>Check in her closet for the shrine that you know every hebi has
>Yep, here it is. Dirty clothes that vanished from your laundry, little knickknacks that you gave her, dolls and daki that look like you, and pictures of you going back years and years in various places and positions (there's even an entire section dedicated towards sleeping pics)
>One thing does bother you through; there's only so many angles pictures taken from a sneaking position can allow
>Hang up a few pictures you brought of yourself where you look cut and few of you and your hebi hanging out for good measure
>Satisfied you take your leave
Monsters forget that they may know a man very well but he's also going to be extremely familiar with them through osmosis

>> No.34220261

>>34220184
>Can't find healslut anon
>He's hiding behind an Amazon as big as the Heavy

>> No.34220296

>>34219985
That's the kind of city I would build if I were an incubus uberwizard, imagine walking out of sky-high early modern Zipangu buildings into 1001 Arabian Nights mixed with early 20th century Chinese. None of it makes sense but it just works somehow

>> No.34220306

>>34220184
>>34219962
>not into the fightan monsters, but Lizards are kinds cute, and Kunoichi and Kamaitachi are really cute
>also prefer indirect combat in games; use poisons, traps, and other debuffs whenever possible

>> No.34220322
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Which monster girls are the most dickslappable?

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>>34220306
>Kunoichi are cute
She saw that anon

>> No.34220338

>>34220251
>Hebi squealing with delight when she comes back to her sacred shrine, only to find new 6y/o birthday pictures of anon
>He's even got a little cake on his lower lip

>> No.34220343

>>34220322
Nachas. They are the right height and need to be taken down a peg on a daily basis.

>> No.34220344

>>34220322
Jabberwock

>> No.34220346

>>34220325
>out during a full moon
Bad ninja!

>> No.34220360

>>34220306
AoE meta always seems to be overpowered in games so maybe you could get by relying on staying out of combat and constantly debuffing the enemy
>Party of Tough monsters unsure if using anon is cheating because it's dishonourable but they keep winning battles they normally wouldn't

>> No.34220362
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34220362

can he beat the succ?

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>>34220233
>>mwee all around
Not in my neighborhood.

>> No.34220394

>>34220338
Collecting pictures of (you) but not stealing yours because those are your precious memories is a definite aspect of monster autism I can see happening. I suppose for comfortable yan monsters like this shirohebi half of the fun is getting stuff from anon of his own free will

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>>34220387
Well they are excellent rule followers. Worm apocalypse averted.

>> No.34220427

>>34220325
Of course she saw it. I wanted her to.

>>34220360
The only tough monsters I'd want to be that close to are a Living Armor, Golem, or Automaton. I'd sell poisons and traps to the more musclebound, but I wouldn't want them to even think I could be interested in them.

>> No.34220468

>a gentle-hearted, pacifist anon is roommates with a lizardgirl
>no matter what, she can't get him to fight her
>"Oh, it was my turn to do the dishes? That's not what I remember... how about we slug this one out?"
>anon just says it didn't really bother him, he already cleaned and put them away
>"Haha, yeah, fighting games are pretty fun... we should try to replicate some of those moves in real life!"
>anon shrugs and says it sounds dangerous, it would be a shame if one of them got hurt or if some furniture was broken
>"Oh, did you want the last slice of pizza? How about we wrestle for it?"
>anon generously lets her have it and says he's full anyways
>"Hey, I just got the fresh sheets out of the dryer, we should have a pillow... fight."
>anon already fell asleep on the couch
>she's nervously sweating as she gets on her laptop and goes to mamonozon
>claws trembling with excitement as she searches for "raging mushroom extract"

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>>34220427
How about
>Lizardman - Fighter
>Kunoichi - Rogue or Warrior
>Sharp Kamaitachi - Assassin/DPS
>Dull Kamaitachi - Knight
>Salve Kamaitachi - Healer
>Anon - AoE
Pretty solid I say. Although I can see some overlap

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>>34220387
>>34220401
MWEE?

>> No.34220501

>>34220468
That lizard should start doing sexual things to anon but without actual sex until he takes action himself. Like edging him with a handjob but not letting him come until he takes some kind of direct action

>> No.34220516

>>34215365
>saggy Nuki tiddies
I’ve got the need.
THE NEED TO BREED.

>> No.34220575

>>34220475
That could work.
How long before one of them asks me to test my traps and poisons on them?

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>>34220475
>We need a tank for our party, any adventurers willing?
>No, again, not you.
>Sad 'mwee~'

>> No.34220594

>>34213270
Oh god, i'd do so much to get a girl like that pic

>> No.34220596

>>34220468
>Lizard decides she's going to take matters into her own hands
>Trys to pin anon in the warm freshly laundered sheets
>Warm... comfy...
>Falls asleep in anon's arms
>Wakes up to see anon staring at her face blushing
>Lizard found a way to win

>> No.34220600

>>34220575
Either the lizardman or dull tachi would on the grounds that "they can take it". The kunoichi of sharp tachi would to test their resistance and gain subterfuge experience. Salve tachi would want to see it used on others and herself so she can get experience healing the results of tools like yours in a safe environment. Expect them to turn the tables on you at some point once they have enough experience with your gear

>> No.34220602

What do you think a would /mgt/ meetup would look like once portals open?
>Succ organizer forcing single anons and monsters to wear an armband that shows they're single, lots of new couples being made
>Maybe some drawfags and writefags setting up tables and meeting their fans
>An entire area dedicated to all the undead waifufags, with wights and pharaohs arguing about who's the better royalty and that one vampire getting bullied every time she opens her mouth to say she's the best
>Healslut anon being pulled around by his amazon wife, with many other subby hubbys stuck in a similar situation
>All the Sabbath couples meeting up and trying to recruit new members
>Chaos girls slowly corrupting the place, as well as the minds of everyone attending

>> No.34220616

>>34220586
Why not? She's strong. I once saw a caterpillar struggle free from a spider's web.

>> No.34220621

>>34220602
No way I would attend some actual physical meeting

>> No.34220622

>>34220575
>anon gets skilled at laying traps
>rigs up a snare and explains to his party that it will wrap anyone who trips it tightly up and leave them helplessly swinging in the air
>his kunoichi ally nods along as he explains it, looks him dead in the eyes, and then steps into it

>> No.34220624

>>34220594
pay 50 gold and she's yours
ez

>> No.34220640

>>34220602
I'd be the one carrying my wurmy bridal carry into the place cause I love spoiling her like that

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>>34220586
I would take her, she can ride on my head and split skulls or I can swing her to get extra range on the axe. Although I must apologize to greenworm purists because I'd want her to pupate into a Butterfly warrior wife eventually

>> No.34220658

>>34220602
Yeah this >>34220621
You'd get a bunch of naive monsters standing around awkwardly because male anons didn't leave their houses to attend. If you wanted results you'd have to draw matchmaking lots among monsters to teleport them into anons rooms

>> No.34220696

>>34220658
simple
when you go to the convention you get to choose the monster.
if you don't show up you're a free pick (including monsters you don't like)

>> No.34220716

>>34220696
That would be a solid motivation. Although I'd feel bad for the more unpopular species if they were to get left behind but everything works out with mamano eventually

>> No.34220724

>>34220641
>muscled, almost Amazon-like Papillon
>uses a battle axe that looks like her wings
12/10 would adventure with forever

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>> No.34220754

>>34220602
>4chan meetup
Hell no. I like you guys but Jesus Christ come on.

>> No.34220767

>>34220724
Don't know why but I'd want her to be blue like an Achilles Morpho or Adonis Butterfly
>uses a battle axe that looks like her wings
Fuck I had the exact same thought, good taste anon.

>> No.34220782

>>34220602
If I do get married to my monster wife by the time the meetup happens, I'd rather stay home at the amazon village and spend time with her than go to a meetup. It sounds really awkward to go to if you're already married, and odds are it will just become a "let's find a quiet place and have sex" event for all the singles meeting up.

>> No.34220783

>>34220751
garbage kiki needs to clean up her act
trashy humor won't get her anywhere
I thought I would have more puns than this

>> No.34220785

>>34220751
>bunch of kikis joke in old memes while master is out at work
I would set up cameras behind their backs and put the videos on MonTube!

>> No.34220837

>>34220602
I'm going to watch a baseball game with the boys.

>> No.34220842

>>34220783
Bottom of the bin puns get you canned

>> No.34220871

>>34220600
Why would they turn the tables on me when we can all have fun with the Lizard? After all, she can take it, right?

>> No.34220905

>>34220785
>Autistic kiki mumbling old memes while she is cleaning and her master is out of the house
>has a habit of saying "DOES *insert current chore here* LIKE A BOS- I mean... LIKE A MAID" to herself
>Sulks in her servant's chamber once she finds out a rata has been recording the whole thing and sold the footage to her master

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>> No.34220937

>>34220905
>>34219204
Only few masters have the power to handle the combined might of autism kiki and autism shog

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NO ESCAPE

>> No.34220956

I'm going to hug a yeti from behind and watch her panic because she can't hug me back!

>> No.34220963

>>34220871
>He doesn't want to wake up one day tied up and hopped up on the effects of his own poison as each party member including the demure salve tachi takes their turn having their way with him

>> No.34221011

>>34220948
I still have time to zip up my anti mofu parka!

>> No.34221075

>>34220963
Nah, I'm not the submissive type.

>> No.34221084

>>34221075
Fair enough

>> No.34221108

>>34220937
Do they still have a rivalry, or are the united by their autism?

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