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A Fucking Leaf!

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>> No.34248482
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First for Foxes

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first for goats

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How would centaurs, unicorns, and bicorns view My Little Pony? I ask since there are so few monster girls in western cartoons and unicorns, etc are the rare one celebrated.

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>Feel me from the insideeee, pleeeeasee

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What monster girls would have the most difficult time settling into human cities? I'm not talking about personalities but rather body shapes. Most monster girls are more or less human shaped but ones like centaurs and such have extra limbs. How would one get around issues with living quarters, transportation, etc?

>> No.34248508

True, most monster girls are seen more of "monsters" than "girls" in the fairy tales and old wives stories.

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Bitches love robots!

>> No.34248619

She says that, but when I whip out the shrinking potion and ask her to vore me by swallowing me whole, all of a sudden she puts up a fuss.

>> No.34248717

I love robot bitches.

>> No.34248735

Sandworm for what I hope are obvious reasons.

I don't think sandworms even could live in a city.

>> No.34248770

t. Lorelet

>> No.34248804

I know they can scale down themselves but at that point you just have a weird lamia, and I feel like Sandworms wouldn't want to stay in that form all the time.

>> No.34248820

They might not want to, no, but most humans don't want to live in cities anyway. I do wonder about the logistics though, I suppose they'd get around in skin-tight latex suits to prevent themselves from drying out. They might have affinities with slime families and aquatic families in that regard, actually.

>> No.34248839

Dryads, I'd say.

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>> No.34248893

Oh no! A tall lilim fell asleep on top of you!

>> No.34248918

I will be as comfortable a bed as possible until she wakes up.

>> No.34248933
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I mean I guess I'll just sleep too what could possibly go wrong she drools into my mouth?

>> No.34248934

God, I want to line her interior vaginal walls with my mucus slime so I can wriggle all around

>> No.34248999
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>Get adopted into a dark elf family
>your father tells you that he did it mainly so that his daughter would go after you instead of him

>> No.34249007

Imagine being a normal succubus who just happens to be albino with red eyes and white hair.

>> No.34249015

>Tall Muscular Lilim that was born abnormally more powerful then her sisters.
>Just wants to sleep and cuddle instead of doing the Lewdzerker thing.
Yes, the perfect OC Lilim.

>> No.34249072

god I want to massage her strong, perfect muscles for hours on end

>> No.34249080
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>not waking up every morning with your head between your beeg limazoness waifu's breasts
Why even live?

>> No.34249127

>"The only influential international organization that spreads through political(and moral) subversion is the sabbath, and they are arguably the most benevolent group in the entire setting.
wouldn't stop them from lying through their teeth tough, the order is not the paragon of virtue that it claims to be, and probably never was."

t.Maya McConnell, Political Science major in the university of Greenhelm

>> No.34249133

Because I wake up between my Manticore waifu's breasts. They also double as portable food storage/factories and pillows!

>> No.34249136

Another obvious /tg/ copypaste job.

>> No.34249152

Excuse me for buttin' in, but how do you know this is from /tg/?

>> No.34249183

Cuz you can just smell the fagginess
Definitely not jaypee material

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>> No.34249202

You will be cumming your brains out, trapped under her until she wakes up.

>> No.34249215

Huh, makes sense I guess. Why would anons from /tg/ be coming here and copypasting stuff though, I wonder...

>> No.34249231

Does... does she want me to do that?
If so, I will. I will always do my best for Lim-sama.

>> No.34249235

>tfw no ancient succ gf from the underdark

>> No.34249238

Did you....really check /tg/ for that?

>> No.34249265

>Excuse me for buttin' in
Whatever you say, that act's not going to work here.
It was an obvious outsider post so I didn't need to check but since >>34249191 quoted it there's your proof

>> No.34249274

>ask guy how he knows it's /tg/
>complain when he looks for proof
Exactly why I said the act isn't going to work. Obvious deflection

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So can we get back to the TnA yet?

>> No.34249307

Wha- oh. Excuse me, I think I misunderstood.

>> No.34249349

Gonna serve and spoil this succ lady and make her smugger. I mean those thighs are basically begging for worship

>> No.34249363
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And how do fujos fare in MGE logic?

>> No.34249390

>/tg/ posting followed by fujo posting
it's the /tg/ poster who likes directing the conversation towards men.

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Red one or blue one?

>> No.34249421

They turn into mamono and become Order hero/knight fangirls.

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Both. At the same time.

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>> No.34249509

I pick red but blue will get jealous

>> No.34249660

It's easier to get (You)s here.

>> No.34249670

cheshire momster

>> No.34249704 [SPOILER] 
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What's aztec for tom?

>> No.34249924

i have no idea, but it probably ends with atl

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>succubus reads dating advice book
>says to get strong and challenge your partner
>show him who's boss and lightly bond over some skinship
>becomes buffcubus
>challenges anon
>anon says he can't fist fight
>who wants to get into a random fist fight with their neighbor
>invites her over to play video games or something instead
>the guide didn't say anything about video games
>remember kids, unless you ARE a lizard girl, do not read lizard girl dating advice books

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I don't care what care what the dedicated waifufags say. I know damn well every anon here, save for the ones that'll alp, will fall for the first monster girl that comes onto them, even if it isn't their dream girl that they've commissioned thousands of dollars in art of.

>> No.34249991

>This Aztec name means “turquoise”. Alternatively, it is also used to denote something very precious.

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Haven't pumped money into comms but we'll make up for it by her being the first one I run into.

>> No.34250144

So after you beat a lizard girl or salamander, what are you meant to do?
Take them on a date?
Just add them to your adventuring party and continue on your way?
Explain bionicle lore to them?

>> No.34250169

>ocelomeh wife accidentally calls you this in the market place
>blushes like crazy and tries to play it off
>all the other ocelomeh are too busy panicking because their men all responded to that pet name too

>> No.34250170

fuck 'em and breed 'em

>> No.34250172

You bend them over right there on the spot and shove your dick up their ass to show dominance. After thoroughly breeding their anus with your dick, you take them home with you.

>> No.34250182

>explain Bionicle lore to them
I shall explain to them the greatness of Ta-Koro, and how none have breached its walls.

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>new red oni moves in next door
>convinces you to go to the gym with her
>she has a free guest pass so it saves money I guess
>says she needs help with squats
>tells me to lay down under the rack
>picks me up and sets me there
>says she needs me to make sure she keeps good form
>before I can ask how she's starting
>up then down, sweaty pussy under spats right in my face
>eventually says the spats are getting in the way, takes them off
>afraid to put tongue in because massive weight could fall on face but grool dripping out making me reconsider
>try to look around
>other guys having to do similar things
>naked guy with mino getting benched, his dick going in and out of her mouth while she does it
>guy doing crunches with blue oni, coming up for a breastfeeding before going back down
>guy and lamia just straight up having sex on the yoga mats
>the fuck kind of gym is this

>> No.34250202

I like buff girls, so at least that part would have been helpful.

>> No.34250216

>Anon forcing a hogtied salamander to watch the mask of light
Sounds like something I would do.

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i'll fight till the bitter end and stay single untill i get the sleepy goat waifu, i'll never fall for anyone else

>> No.34250381

>"Now get comfy, we're going to watch the Web of Shadows."

>> No.34250391

thats, why you go nude n lubed into the portal

>> No.34250408
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Why are you looking at those other WHORES
You know there's only one who's meant to be with you

>> No.34250416

That only works if you've got high stamina; else you'll tire out and get nabbed by whichever horny girl is nearest.

>> No.34250419

>Salamander screaming into her gag
>Not because she hates the movie, but because Anon keeps pausing the movie to go on lengthy tangents about how what's occurring connects to the rest of the universe

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Congrats on the landing a sleepy drunk satyros for a wife

>> No.34250436

>"So you see, the world is actually a giant robot, and each of the great islands is in a sphere within the robot and the Matoran keep the robot running as their purpose"
>"Now you see, Makuta Teridax thought that he should be the one to pilot the robot because..."

>> No.34250437

>I just needed to a reminder of how ugly and disgusting all those other girls are compared to you

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>> No.34250453

>"Yes, I am the only one for you, Hebi-chan. Don't look at those other anons, I'm all you need"
Does she freak out if you Yan back harder?

>> No.34250476

thats why I train

>> No.34250493

I'm 100% certain you'll not only come to adore her, but fall deeply in love with her and life a long, fulfilling life with her as your one, true wife.

>> No.34250500

>reading My Struggle by Karl Ove Knausgård
>book 4 is all about him lusting after underage girls
>at the end of the book he gets wasted and fucks a drunk girl from behind in a tent while she's puking out of the tent
Yeah I don't know about alcohol you guys...

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i'm not that big into wine and being drunk, thats the only turnoff for satyros

>> No.34250543

Don't worry. She'll find a drink you'll enjoy. One that's delicious and give you a happy, pleasant high. It may or may not involve her cunny juice. Whether raw or mixed into the beverage.

>> No.34250583

They gather a harem of alps to protect and peg daily

>> No.34250588

wine goats probably never puke

>> No.34250628
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You can now delete any ONE entry in MGE, what would it be?
Hard mode: no siths

>> No.34250640

And I don't care what a shit poster thinks. There is only one species of monster that I love or could ever love and that's what the setting is about. Desire, love, and wish fulfilment.

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>> No.34250652

Probably the Humpty Egg.

>> No.34250654

wine goat
like that i can get bapho

>> No.34250697


If I had the option of deleting more, it'd be all fungus-based girls. I hate anything and everything fungus, mold, mildew, mushroom, etc.
I'd also remove alps. Because I know with my piss poor luck, I'd get pounced on what I thought was a succubus but was actually a faggot turned alp. That thought horrifies me to no end.

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>> No.34250721

Gonna condition my salamander to associate sex with Bionicle lore.
Just too see what happens.

>> No.34250732

I'll clobber you over the head and dump you into a crypt with extremely violent, horny ghouls.

>> No.34250754

Condition her to the point where quoting Bionicle sends her into an intense orgasm. Exception being
>In his last moments, Matoro feels no fear.
That line only evokes tears.

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>> No.34250759

>you will never be MERE BOY'd by a tomboy jungle cat
it hurts tombros...

>> No.34250769

It's a tossup between Humpty Egg and Devil Bug.

>> No.34250782

I love deruella but the STEELIMS have plagued us for far too long

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>> No.34250817

Bicorns, only because it makes me upset because somebody cheated on their cute and pure Unicorn wife to make them. I don't care about the harem shit, I just can't stand someone breaking her heart like that.

>> No.34250821

thanks for the idea, now to condition the wurm to gun lore

>> No.34250833

Roper/Parasite Slime.

>> No.34250918

I take it you don't actually know the setting and that there actually is no such thing as actual rape in MGE. Monsters only want people that desire them on some level and respect those that are in love with others or couldn't ever love them back.
>Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.
>28) Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.

>> No.34250923

Alternatively, would Fujoshis likely also monsterize into Bicorns?

>> No.34250969
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>Lilims have wings
>Demons and other succs are similar
>Including other large flying girls like dragons, griffons, and gandharvas
>All monsters are stronger than a normal human
Never really thought about how it would be terrifying to hear the beating of massive wings and have a woman taller than you land right in front of you. Strut up to you and say "you are my husband now" then grab you and fly away

>> No.34250987

>Onee-san dark elf
>She doesn't know you have a high elf fetish

>> No.34251007

Mamano mana cures mental illness so they would become normal

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>> No.34251065

Yeah, I'm calling dad a coward and telling big sis that she better go for a consolation daddy dicking, because it's the only kind of dicking she's ever going to get.

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>Bretonnia, the place that's controlled by an Elven god and her maidens
>So devoted to "chivalry" that they're probably 30% unicorn at this point
>Basically Brettonia be full of unicorn and pegasi mamono

They're elf and horse fuckers, all of them.

>> No.34251093

Could we ask Hiro for new mods? These ones are obviously too busy jerking off in the vtuber threads to do their jobs

>> No.34251122

Speak for yourself, that's hot as fuck.

>> No.34251125

Will you stop reposting your garbage here if we go to the other thread to give you (You)s?

>> No.34251138

I would probably just spill my spaghetti if that happened to me.
Still mumbling even as I'm carried to her bed.

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True but there would be a difference between reading about a dragon and encountering one. Hearing something larger than you that flies coming down nearby would definitely activate the prey animal instinct in your brain

>> No.34251182

That kind of talk is gonna get you a very thorough "training" from your sister

>> No.34251186

just stop enabling and ignore him entirely

>> No.34251228
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>"Haha Anon, you were right, it is that easy! Just say 'Bane?' and look at all these (you)s!"

>> No.34251236

Not to mention the fact that you will become uncontrollably horny in their presence.

>> No.34251250

lol stupid mino what do you think its 2014?

>> No.34251266

I'd like to see her and her fat thighs try and get to me. Plus, I'm sure mom has a massive daughter dicking fetish, so really I'm just putting things on the right path.

>> No.34251269

I'll call it in

>> No.34251275

Fool, with that post she got a (you)

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Art buddy made this for me today!

>> No.34251387

I prefer the gap moé of said intimidating presence speak in a soft voice and ask if you want to watch some anime with her.

>> No.34251396

using magic to levitate pasta seems risky, does she spill spaghetti often?

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>> No.34251453

Only one candle?

>> No.34251490

Once you're eternal it's just obnoxious getting more candles then necessary.

>> No.34251508

Maybe it's just the 1st anniversary of your death!

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Is this what growing up next door to a Shirohebi is like?

>> No.34251547

You're probably right. If portals only open up in the major cities, a monster would have to travel very far to visit me. It's only fair I reward that dedication with marriage, manamagics will change anything I dislike about them anyways.
I don't know about deleting them, but I do think the Dwarf profile should be redone to make them a bit more unique. Maybe could become a shortstack option for people who don't want to be the communal gobbo husband.

>> No.34251591

MGE would only be improved with their absence.

>> No.34251622

Either that or she becomes all three. Can't be stuck choosing between the childhood friend, class prez, or kendo senpai when she's all three

>> No.34251637

>making a pinky promise to get married with your mamono childhood friend

>> No.34251653

I don't understand why just being neighbors with a Shirohebi would limit your romance options. It's not like you're required to marry your neighbor or anything.

>> No.34251670

A really nice attempt at mimicking KC's style. Good buddy.

>> No.34251686

Big girls are for me

>> No.34251706

>My succubus childhood friend who I promised to marry as a kid is also the class prez AND the captain of the kendo team!?!?
Becomes a best-seller overnight amongst monsters. Although knowing how these things work in the real world the author is likely a kissless handholdless over 30 monster virgin

>> No.34251745

As many monsters as there are that I dislike, I wouldn't want to delete any of them. The setting is about wish fulfillment, and even if something isn't my taste, it's likely someone else's.

>> No.34251759

A chance to be with a girl that is as tall as me? Nice!

>> No.34251778

>cultural festival
>made to do a performance for the kendo club
>class prez is there being very haughty and mysterious
>points her sword at me
>"Wanna dance, kid?"
>kendo senpai performance duels with me
>I manage to knock her down and trip on her
>she's blushing
>"R-remember when we were kids and you said you'd marry me? I-I'm not completely opposed to that"
>moves you hand to her breasts
>take her right there
>highest grossing erotic novel of the year
>author thrust into the limelight for her amazing work, only to never really live up to the hype with her future stuff

>> No.34251792

The difference is that you’re neighbors and childhood friends. If you grew up near one but never made contact or just as acquaintances, you’re probably safe.

>> No.34251824

or just very concerned why your neighbor is suddenly in your room one right coiled around your cock huffing a shirt you lost 2 years ago

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>author thrust into the limelight for her amazing work, only to never really live up to the hype with her future stuff
Her issue is that she started writing what she thought people wanted instead of writing from the heart. She needs to learn to take of advantage of the fact that she has no husband past the age when most monsters have grandchildren and put all her frustration into writing

>> No.34251867

Must be that 'fate' thing monsters always go on about.

>> No.34251871

Being childhood friends doesn't restrict your romance options either. You're just friends and won't be anything more unless both of you feel the same about each other, you can still pick a different girl to get married to.

>> No.34251911

I dreamed about them again. The same group of girls that recurs regularly. One of them even has a name now.

>> No.34251932

Details anon, which girls?

>> No.34251944

invest in one of those lucid dreamer cock rings and finally get some resolution anon

>> No.34251959

How do you even ruin your fingers that bad? Dang that must hurt.

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that fate thing really does sneak up on you when you least expect it

>> No.34251977

Papercuts are no joke

>> No.34251983

Would you marry a shorter monster if she promised that she'll get taller after you cum in her enough times?

>> No.34251999

The caption I machine translated when I got this picture off of Twitter is: For some reason, my neighbor's sister who knows the time to go to work and delivers delicious lunches every morning.

>> No.34252014

I for one am perfectly happy to leave my love life to fate.

>> No.34252019

A group of girls from Grelia's Sabbath. A servile Familiar, a curious Witch, a flirtatious Houri, and a sweet, dandere Angel. The Angel's name is Amity. She and the Witch are the most common central figures in the dreams.

I'll take a look. Thanks anon.

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Prefer a girl who is my height or taller but if a shorty really loved me I wouldn't say no. Might still use megamorphosis potions to make her a foot or two taller once in a while but I wouldn't want to significantly change her body permanently. Also as long as she can have tall children it's all okay

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>> No.34252140

>Devil learns Anon wants to marry a girl as tall as him
>Pays a heavy sum of gold to get permanent megamorphosis casted on her
>Still needs to wear heels to be the same height as him in the beginning, but makes up for it by being the best wife you could ask for
The dedication a Devil will put in to corrupt (marry) you is very admirable. I wouldn't be able to say no, even if she was a little shorter than me.

>> No.34252180

That sounds like a lovely group, might be a sign you're destined to by a sabbath haremfag.

>> No.34252200

>excited "fortune teller" lamia noises

>> No.34252336

>She winds up going after you
>You wind up turning the tables and fuck her brains out in her room marking her as yours.
If I am going to get laid, going to be on my own terms. Want to turn that dom bitch into putty in my hands through repeated dickings. Not even maledom, just want to fuck on my own terms. Want to make any of her sisters/friends laugh at her and then have them watch knowing they will never have something like that just to piss them off.

>> No.34252368

Media in general must get weird when mamano are around
>anon plays villain of the week on some cheesy mamano kids show
>years later he gets pursued by monsters who watched as kids because he was the only single male villain and they became obsessed despite him being a b tier side character

>> No.34252384

Trannies, duh

>> No.34252403

>I foresee a lot of kids in your future
>yeah, a whole lot of kids

>> No.34252489

Isn't a megamorphosis devil basically a demon?

>> No.34252693

>Condomman? Oh yeah, I guess I did have that role in Super Sabbath Rangers all those years ago.

>> No.34252695

I love lamia! It must be fate!

>> No.34252698
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>they are beings devoted to desire who will directly pursue whatever they take a liking to. Basically, most of their desire ends up being directed towards sex with men. However, sometimes, their desire becomes directed towards other things as well. And in the case when those things turn out to be science, or arts and crafts, etc., the results are astounding. Succubi are avariciously and single-mindedly devoted to their desires, and it's said that they exhibit so much focus and ambition that it's as if the typical lazy hedonistic behavior were a lie.
So who knew Succs can be bigger nerds than autismo dogs?

>> No.34252718

>Yep, a whole gaggle of em
>The first one will be named... Eliza... no... Alissa... hmmm

>> No.34253004

Well, anon it seems one of your waifus has begun to form.

>> No.34253024

Molesting monster girls on the train is all fun and games until they start molesting you back, hard.

>> No.34253064
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Right, the train is too risky even if you keep your hands to yourself. That's why I always take the succu-bus.

>> No.34253075

wouldn't it be the other way around

>> No.34253154

I wanna go on a comfy roadtrip in an RV and end up in a bar with vampire strippers who make me drink tequila off their feet

>> No.34253262

>feeling up a JK oni on a train
>she's grimacing, but she shoves herself into your hand every chance she gets
>makes a quick text on her phone
>you continue to have your fun with her, she even starts softly moaning
>a few stops later a massive oni gets on
>the last thing you hear before you're dragged out of the train and into a subway bathroom stall is "That's him, big sis!"

>> No.34253298

I sure hope so.

That seems to be the case. Pretty comfy, really.

>> No.34253593

>Accidentally colonize the solar system because a Succubi's husband said he wanted to fuck in space

>> No.34253901

>The Virgin My Struggle vs the Chad Mein Kampf

>> No.34253941
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Uhh bros? I think the Wonderland Matchmaking Service messed up. I was supposed to be meeting up with a Club Trumpart cutie? I thought Club Trumparts were supposed to be meek and reserved?

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A medium-sized Oni with a BEEG big sister sounds awesome and terrifying.

>> No.34254070

>kabedons You with a serious face
>Okay Boya, give me it straight. You're marrying my sister or are You free to be taken?

>> No.34254143

>you call that molesting?!
>Anon was sore for days, but he got some great new techniques and a few great pointers about his form

>> No.34254152

I am gonna marry that big Oni

>> No.34254196
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>> No.34254333

The little prayer was a cute touch

>> No.34254633
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>> No.34254655

Any Khepri specialist here could tell me what are the ideal scarab harem size?

>> No.34254663
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>> No.34254711

Anywhere from five to five hundred.

>> No.34254814

A picture of temperance and intelligence.

>> No.34254855

Nerd! Nerd bird!

>> No.34254863

I have a desperate need to see more drunk crow tengus.

>> No.34254902

No, no, the Oni in the pic is the smaller Oni

>> No.34254944

sinful yet sexy

>> No.34254972

>getting catfished
just another day in wonderland

>> No.34255059

Then I'm gonna marry the big oni

>> No.34255079

Anon's number one (and only) fan.

>> No.34255158

>she insists on doing this every time you two decide to go ice skating at the local rink

>> No.34255249

Turn a feral one tailed fox into a powerfull nine tailed feral fox!

>> No.34255289

Turn a powerful nine tailed feral fox into a pampered and loving fertility goddess bod brood mother nine tailed fox!

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Good end

>> No.34255360


>> No.34255378

KC approves of Ushi Lilim. Today is a good day.

>> No.34255409

This is exactly what I want. Bug harems are the best.

>> No.34255417

Very cool. It must be every artist/creator's dream to have their stuff blessed by the good graces of Mr. K.Cross

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hors tummies

>> No.34255482

Did he say anything or just retweeted?

>> No.34255491


>> No.34255509

Lies, most of the anons here would end up being manwhores.

>> No.34255522
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goat tummies!

>> No.34255528

Man, you're so lucky. Can you screencap his responses?

>> No.34255549
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>> No.34255554

>Lilim + Ushioni design is amazingly cute, the elements of Lilim are well incorporated into Ushioni, brilliant!

>> No.34255576

Laser Array T-073-M is a mouthful.

>> No.34255622

I never thought I'd lose to foxes but they're growing on me.
Send help I don't want to be a mofuslave.

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Praise her!

>> No.34255669

I don't like the lim tail tacked on the end but the rest is cute

>> No.34255703
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In short - he likes how Sookmo combined the aspects of the Ushi-Oni and Lilim together. He also says she's cute

>> No.34255712
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A recent scientific study PROVES that Shirohebi snuggles are better than ANY other snuggles on all fronts. So why are you hesitating? Go grab a snake and take a break!

>> No.34255737

>little slime prayer

>> No.34255754

I don't like ushi-oni, nor do I like lilim, but I'll admit that combining the two is a step up. Makes me wonder what other fusions would be nice. I want an albino Cheshire with the temperament of a Shirohebi.

>> No.34255775
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Have a drink friend

>> No.34255800

So is managing to kidnapp a lizard girl still considered winning over her?

>> No.34255850

I imagine Yeti-chan's boyfriend is handsome, sparkly, muscular, and can princess carry her everywhere

>> No.34255906
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bottoms up!

>> No.34255915

Fairy Dragon

>> No.34255982

Mine would be Night Gaunt x Shirohebi. My waifu is a Night Gaunt and I love everything about her but I would like her to go beyond just clingy to being pure yandere.

>> No.34255990

Why did she do it?

>> No.34256049

I want a CC Oni

>> No.34256059

>massive buff war horse centaur that is 9ft+ tall
>built like a fucking tank, and considering how strong monsters are she basically is one
>holds you with your feet off the ground and face buried in her chest while fucking her front pussy

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>> No.34256116
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Does anyone know if this is out in the wild? Apologies for the image for ants but only ever seen the sfw version.

>> No.34256130

Colonizing and exploring the galaxy together with our mamono benefactors/companions sounds nice

>> No.34256142


>> No.34256305
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>it turns out you can power spaceships with mamono mana

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It's dangerous to go into the forest, who knows what creatures are lurking in the shadows, waiting to snatch a lone human up

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>> No.34256358

Magitek would open up so many possibilities.
tfw no demon starship officer gf

>> No.34256372

Don't think it is since the mge art gallery for anubis didn't seem to have it. It might be locked away behind the artist's patreon otherwise it's probably gone to the aether

>> No.34256389

What did KC mean by this? I feel like the 50 pages devoted to cow tools in the new world guide is too much. He doesn't even explain them properly.

>> No.34256426

ya don't any tools for milkin, ya city slicker, allz ya needs is your god given hands to grab them teats and gently massage and squeeze the milk out

>> No.34256454

It was in butter's 2016 art book and he had it as an ssr tier special on his patreon in the same year but since it was only emailed out to people in that tier at the time you're probably right that it's gone.

>> No.34256471

Those oni hips are going to be wide.

>> No.34256476

Take the snake, throw the others out.

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>> No.34256555

>no bicorn to notice you've had a rough day an immediately get the gals together to make you feel GREAT

>> No.34256586

I really want to have a happy monogamous life with my lovely bicorn wife.

>> No.34256606

I thinking of writing a short story from the perspective of a wurm. I might need some ideas of how her inner dialogue might be like

>> No.34256618

I want to put things in a Shoggoth for safe keeping.

>> No.34256631

What's the name of this?
I swear i have read it time ago but i can't remember anything of it

>> No.34256642
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>I want an Anon

>> No.34256643
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You should start with a baby.

>> No.34256654

Don't overdo the lack of intelligence, instead focus on simplicity of mind. Short sentences, no figures of speech, and think directly.

>> No.34256665

ok thanks

>> No.34256680

Where am I going to find one of those?

>> No.34256708

Just tell your shog you want to put a baby in her and she'll help you find one.

>> No.34256725
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Back in the saddle. Here's the first request done for >>34090718. An angel and a devil both end up falling for the same man. Lewdness ensues.


I've been super busy recently, and will be until around the end of April. After that, I should return to a more regular release schedule.

>> No.34256739

>even his oni horns look like greenworm antenna
This man really considers hard. Also, are you keeping some sort of archive for your player posts?

>> No.34256753

Nice. Any other requests you plan on doing?

>> No.34256765


>> No.34256773

Everything I draw ends up in my own mega after a while

>> No.34256790

There are 28 more requests to fill, plus one or two one offs I might do. The next request is a comedy about some dark priest shenanigans.

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>> No.34256804

Meant to also say that I will organize it sometime soon

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>> No.34256828

Does that have the bios too?

>> No.34256853

>doing all of them
Holy shit, good luck with that. I wish you well on your endeavour, and am eager to see your results.

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>> No.34256871

Sucks that may be since it's always a shame to see a piece of art get locked behind some old patreon reward that's never given out again even after years. Especially with MGE since more art of the girls is always appreciated

>> No.34256905
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Reminder that sloppy ghoul blowjobs are the best and can never be beat

>> No.34256912

Oh actually it doesn't, I'll put them in there when I get the chance

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red hair, my only weakness

>> No.34256971

yo, wtf

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How dangerous is it to practice pick up lines on your maid?

>> No.34257018

Are the head scratches so good it causes chromatic aberration enough to make me sick?

>> No.34257023

After a while she may have to perform extremely maidly duties and forcibly work out your stress.

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I wonder who made this thread.

>> No.34257055

who gave the tree hippies access to the internet?

>> No.34257056

Alright, all the cards and bios that I have are are on there, organized too

>> No.34257062


>> No.34257067


>> No.34257086
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honk honk

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It will probably be something cute anyway so don't worry.

>> No.34257133

Stupid space elf clown.
Can't she see I'm trying to chase off these greenskin gals?

>> No.34257138

good stuff

>> No.34257141

Good. I'll need that later.

>> No.34257147

This clown clussy is making me question my loyalty to the order

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Why do I have such a need to love this fox?

>> No.34257184

>those wrinkles in the leggings
I'm goin to clown town, boys.

>> No.34257236

vt*ber posters getting overconfident

>> No.34257400


>> No.34257427

>"Hey KC, what about scenario X?"
>"Well yes, but actually no... and also yes, noish, yessy. Kinda yes, but also noyes."
You fucking blew him out of the water with your sick ass Q&A quotes bro. That totally invalidates all the profiles of literal rapists.

Here bro, I'll help you interpret, what he's saying is "Yeah, sure, but once she's done with you you'll like her anyway, so it's a moot point."

You'll be happier if you just take total control of your headcanon, I think, rather than clutching to a Japanese Yes/No.

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>> No.34257584

If You're attacking him, because he disregarded Japanese, polite yes/no, then You must also remember our "rape" that MGs do is Japanese "wow, a pretty girl forces herself on me, cool". If You don't want a loli and Bapho forces herself on You, it's no longer "rape", it's rape and thus against the setting.

>> No.34257593

fuck that got me

>> No.34257597

Demon so hot she's on there twice, as she should be

>> No.34257603

Remember that fierce warriors have soft and loving monster wives waiting for them when they get home.`

>> No.34257614

Of course, as a creator you had to know all the possible outcomes of every individual situations, even it's completely idiotic since there could be million different backgrounds or perosonalities of possible characters involved! It's not like KC were asked something akin to "Hey what happens if American who doesn't like Asians get proposed by a Japanese girl?" and answered all the possible outcomes in the vague way possible, pffft.

>> No.34257677

It's really hard to steer someone who willfully chooses to be unhappy. Also a significant waste of effort.

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S-sign please.

>> No.34257723

>"wow, a pretty girl forces herself on me, cool"
Literally and indisputably every MG. Also your particular scenario is a little pointless, baphos don't rape. Shoulda chosen one of the relevant girls, like Ushi or ogre.

I think Kc balances the whole rape thing well, because the really objectionable girls like furries and lolis don't really do it to my knowlege.

Except redcap, but who doesn't want to fuck redcap?

>> No.34257747

>harlequin gf makes terrible puns during sex
>makes loud, obnoxious honking noises as she gets close
>sprays you with a water-squirt flower as she climaxes

must be hell being in clown town

>> No.34257777

that's the price you pay for clown clussy

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>> No.34257836

If you think the setting or would be okay with
>I'll clobber you over the head and dump you into a crypt with extremely violent, horny ghouls
and you'll nerver see your waifu because you get whatever I force on you.
Then you are retarded.

>> No.34257871

>No headphones.
But I want to listen to the latest Monster Girl podcasts!

>> No.34257897

A Farside classic.

>> No.34257902

Look at how the japanese side handle things, it's just just being polite. They don't see rape the same way westernfags do when it comes to monster girls.

>> No.34257915


I'd love to see something like this just for the sheer audacity of going against tired norms/tropes. We also need one where the first girl canonically loses. The first girl is usually a super plain bitch that the story centers around, as opposed to the girls who are actually interesting.

>> No.34257931

I don't care, the whole bus can listen to The Greenworm Angle if that's how they're going to be.

>> No.34257943

Ghoul mouthpussy

>> No.34257979

Do you think she and the other Hatter are rivals? Trying to out-do each other constantly when it comes to tea parties?

>> No.34257992

Time to blast wurm mating calls, cause they keep me calm

>> No.34258002

Don't see the harm, she'll probably forget by the time she's older anyway.

>> No.34258015

Are the even as picky?

>> No.34258017

Anon who requested that here; I loved it. Really liked the characterization and dynamic, and the sex scene got nearly everything I'd hoped for with what I said, and did it well. Thanks so much for that!

Also, noticed a typo - at the end of the paragraph where Gamy is sucking off Erion, "She slid of his dick".

>> No.34258149

Damn, that means my request is planned too. I shall wait warmly.

>> No.34258199

Where are all the "I don't care what anyone says but monsters rape you against your will and you'll like it" fags coming from today?
>"I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion. Actually, it is not used in serious nuance. For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!" At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word."
This has been explained 1000s of times. Monster are all about emotions like love and lust. Even the most basic weak human can win a Baphomet because they show they only want them. Mana markers exist for people to advertise what type of wife they want and game shows that monster can read desire and intention.
>additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself, His descriptions are basically generalizations, and are not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater. Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical. And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.
Entries are not literal.

>> No.34258226

I want a cute clown gf with Harley Quinn's obnoxious Jersey accent

>> No.34258243

>Where are all the "I don't care what anyone says but monsters rape you against your will and you'll like it" fags coming from today?
There were literally copy and pasted /tg/ posts earlier in the thread so take that as you will.

>> No.34258259

>Tucker Carlsquirrel


>> No.34258278

>Where are all the "I don't care what anyone says but monsters rape you against your will and you'll like it" fags coming from today?
that was like one guy that was probably shitposting, why are you acting like you're bravely holding the line against misguided masochists when all you're doing is taking the bait?

>> No.34258288

>Wight Supremacy

Lol'd. That Wight needs a cute sonnerand tattoo

Should be (OP)

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>> No.34258313

I've always just run under the assumption of
>The monster will rape you until you like it
and monsters will never rape someone who they're truly not compatible with.

It's not rape if you consent by the end of it.

>> No.34258315

Damn that ass so fat, it's gravtional pull is bringing my hands closer

>> No.34258335

I will never lose to a lilim

>> No.34258338

Realistically speaking I'd probably fall for the first person who actually showed me affection.

>> No.34258376

Correct, you will lose to a lilim's thighs.

>> No.34258377

There is never literal rape it's just his word for femdom or maledom.

>> No.34258388

>t. Man who lost to a lilim

>> No.34258418
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>What you say
"I will never lose to demons"
>What they hear
"Please turn my brain into mush demons!"

>> No.34258427
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Why does the Pharoah and all her subjects have such fat booties?

>> No.34258432

>Ant Arachne
>always forgotten
I like them. There's just no content, and I haven't ever really done creative writing.

>> No.34258435

Do you want a hug from a Lilim Anon?

>> No.34258436
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Down with the Pharah AND the Grape Snake menace! I'm going to rule Egypt and I'll have TWO Anubis advisors to help me do it!

>> No.34258440

they sit on they ass all day watching that tv

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In what though?
there are many things lilims can do

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How come Goblins are so terrible at cards?

>> No.34258457

>a meme free of Big Worm's influence
I guess they aren't as all powerful as we expected

>> No.34258460

A fat ass acts like a camel hump. It stores fat and acts as a reserve source when food is scarce. If you see a pharaoh with a pancake ass, you need to feed her asap.

>> No.34258478

don't know but thank the lord that they are while simultaneously being short on coin

>> No.34258495

The like anonymity, it let's them continue to slack off and enjoy the NEET life. I imagine the Ant Arachne is the girl who's ACTUALLY behind 7 proxies and spends all day on the DeepShog luring unsuspecting Anon's to her Nest.

>> No.34258506

A lilim wouldn't beat me because she couldn't appeal to me near as much as my top dozen or so favorite species, at least.

>> No.34258541

To attract mates.

>> No.34258551

Janethan Greemworm at the Anti-Caterpillar League has been notified of your hateful and anti-Lepidopteric remarks. Expect to receive a strongly-worded letter along with a cheery fruitbasket with a card reading "Consider Greenworms!"

>> No.34258560

>She interviews an order man but keeps getting interrupted by him saying she’s interrupting him
>He brings a painting of him in his library
>She points out he had a copy of succubus hentai on his shelf
>”N-no, that’s my daughter’s. She was talking about joining the Sabbath with my wife and I was looking for research material”

>> No.34258573

I need to see a story about a haughty Lilim who claims to be unbeatable who challenges guys and their waifus to competitions that she struggles with but manages to overcome despite being outclassed every time until she meets a certain anon

>> No.34258581

my sides

>> No.34258598

Being the High Priest must be a good job. You get to perform all sorts of rituals even if most of them involve her fucking you senseless.

>> No.34258602

>get the fruit basket
>supposed to be fruits shaped like flowers
>half of the stuff is eaten
>the note even has a little caterpillar-like bite out of it

>> No.34258613

I will never lose to a lilim because I would never seek one out and it is extremely unlikely one would ever notice me.

>> No.34258666

All her servants can only walk behind her so having a big booty will boost moral.

>> No.34258684

Wouldn't it be Scylla material in this case?
>"So tell me, Ms. Greenworm, why is it that Greenworms promote greater meat consumption in Gate City, but Greenworm-controlled Metamophopolis *bans* meat imports and subsidizes vegetable production?"

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I wonder just how out there you could go with lilims
Imagine how terrifing simply knowing someone like her is watching you

>> No.34258716

>just got done squatting 185 lbs for reps
>not even lmao2plate and I’m struggling
>tfw no tall oni to pat my head and say she’s proud of me before taking the same weight to use as a warmup for shoulder pressing

>> No.34258754

There is a tale in the Desert Kingdoms of a Pharaoh with an ass so magnificent in entraced all who walked behind her. One day, without thinking a human servant boy reached out and grabbed it. For his act he was rewarded with the Pharaoh's hand in marriage, for it was prophesied that he who grabbed the Pharaoh's mighty butt was to be her hubby.

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>He did what now?
>Yeah girl, I kid you not, he started talking about this Bionicle thing, supposedly a cult classic where he's from
>Oh yeah? What's it about?
>1 hour later
>And then-
>STOPSTOPSTOP. And this made you horny enough to to crush 3 park benches?

>> No.34258854

That's a cute tale. Big booty pharaohs deserve all the worship

>> No.34258927
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>Tucker Carlsquirrel

>> No.34258933

>Meet a cheerful Giant Ant recruiting men for her colony
>Offer to join her for a tour
>Look for all the secretive looking places that she doesn't mention
>Accept her offer to stay in the colony for the night
>Sneak out of my guest room and check the unmarked rooms for the smells of a single woman
>Peek in until I find an Ant Arachne
>Start jerking off in her cute, messy NEET face
>Just as she's about to return the favor, the Giant Ant, wearing a cute sports bra and nothing else, barges in
>"Anon, I was going to check on you but you weren't in your room! I heard some noises and I see you're already part of the co-"
>She cuts herself off when she realizes that disheveled girl straddling me and eagerly flicking her bean isn't one of her comrades
>"It's rare enough to find a man interested in a Giant Ant, but were you just using us to find one of these parasitic no-lifes?"
>I motion her closer
>Ask her to close the door
>Calmly explain that she can have her turn after my other girlfriend, so long as she lets the two of us have out NEETcave in peace
>"Girlfriend? Other girlfriend? Wait, what?"
>The Ant Arachne likely would have had something to say as well, had she not been nearing her climax
>As she slouched over in the corner, the flustered Giant Ant sped out of the room, not sure how to process the situation, I laid down next to the Arachne
>"N-name's Tonya"
>She was blushing furiously, but her spindly arms wrapped tightly around my slightly-less-spindly arm
>I pulled a blanket up and we fell asleep to the sounds of her favorite IDM artist, Aphex Lili

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>Be dragged to a secret prison one day.
>Left alone on a bland interrogation room with nothing but two chairs, a table, and a bowl full of Prisoner fruit.
>In steps a Lilim with a Laptop.
>And a powerpoint presentation documenting all your pre-portal shitposting history.
>"Ve have all ze evidance ve need to send you to the fuck camp, but ve can come to a special agreement, can`t vee?"

>> No.34258945

>"Hey dude I think she was actually listening to me when I was talking about Bionicles."

>> No.34258967

would you still love her if she was part of a cringy /co/ fanbase?

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Pharaohs and Anubi have some divinity to them, and it shows in all the divine asses.

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>> No.34259004

No, just you and that one guy no one replies to

>> No.34259012

What's a monster fuck camp like?

>> No.34259034

Human-animal marriage

>> No.34259046

cute smile, would get mindbroken by/10

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Her butthole tastes like hazelnut

>> No.34259051

! ! ! !

>> No.34259059


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>> No.34259153

>fate:grand uterus

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You say she's boring, but she's my favorite of all the lamias. Most beautiful of them all that's for sure

>> No.34259166

Seeing all these sneks in one place made me realize how much I want a sea snek.

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>> No.34259207

how many are there?

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Your vorld`s graffeyards haffe zo many Sompies und Skeletons Huzelessly schampling apout, ven zey could pe turned into Brim und Broper Vights vith your dick! Vu`ll schtart vith 5. Arh ! Ve`re alzo carding zee pones from all zee Drakons vo died in our vorld vizout ein kood human dicking, und ve need vu to test each und effery one of zem to zee if zey react und turn into ein Drakon Sompie!Ve zeorise zat vith enough 24/7 mana sduffing, zey can reach zee legentary "Dracolich" monsder, put nopody has effer peen aple to sduff zee brofferbial donut vith enough cream!

>> No.34259263

Lets just say that when you get pushed into the pit, you won't evet hit the ground.

>> No.34259265
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>Face-to-face cuddle-sleeping
>Her tail slipped between your thighs and along your back
>Her tail acts as a warm, soft, fluffy pillow from behind

>> No.34259268

In english, please

>> No.34259280

I think fuck camp is in the undead kingdom.

>> No.34259281

>You forgot she existed
I really didn't

>> No.34259298


>> No.34259364

Goth desert girls or goth wonderland girls?

>> No.34259376

>you forgot she existed
I forgot there were other MGE snakes.

>> No.34259378

genki undead realm girls

>> No.34259385

>devil requires formal invitation before entering domicile
it's the little things

>> No.34259418

wouldn't be a good idea to wear black in the desert, you'll get cooked quick

>> No.34259438
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Remember, their mana tastes like molasses (or brown sugar for the uncultured). That means their body fluids would taste like that as well. Just imagine the sweet syrupy kisses. Cunny juice so sweet you won't be able to pull your face away from her crotch. Dormice hubbies have it best.

>> No.34259456

Goth busty gremlins

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That's why they should be nocturnal.
Their default body type is not my thing, but I can see the appeal, I'd like a big one.

>> No.34259487

Ugh.. It depends on when it was and what we were doing. If we were watching TV I'd just keep on watching for a couple hours or until she woke up. If I had to go to work, I'd play with her body with increasing frequency until she woke up, then I'd feign ignorance and insist any sensations she felt was a dream.

>> No.34259492

My goodness, I want to spoil that buff dormouse

>> No.34259534


her bottom is not up though.

>> No.34259590

>Forcing the man in closer with a trap disguised as a comforting gesture
Truly monster deviousness knows no bounds

>> No.34259616

Goth Eros girls.

>> No.34259666
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What's you guys' favorite bit of MGE writefaggotry? I wanna read something.

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>See this on a poster advertising a "manticore planet"
>Get on the first spaceship heading here
I bet it is going to be very comfy.

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>> No.34259722

no, I won't

>> No.34259741
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>> No.34259760

I refuse.

>> No.34259793

bicorns training men to become obedient sluts!

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The Madam is pleased

>> No.34259859

tonight's wurm drawing is going be about milk

>> No.34259863


>> No.34259874

a bicorn astronomer

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>> No.34259923

please order me around greenworm-chan!

>> No.34259936

What monster girl would enjoy playing co-op tower defense games with me?

>> No.34259938

Good evening, how do you do?

>> No.34259952

This but with Dryads!

>> No.34259965

>THIGHS....I-I mean HI

>> No.34259971

MWEH! (Give me greens!)

>> No.34259999


>> No.34260015

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a hand feeding a greenworm, forever."

>> No.34260022

Know any Khepri ruins?

>> No.34260026
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Here, have some!

>> No.34260035
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Look at those repeating integers.

>> No.34260055

>tentacle running in fear from a salivating greenworm

>> No.34260066

and make it scooby doo style

>> No.34260114

the tentacle fears the greenworm pit

>> No.34260132
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I guess I have no choice now.

>> No.34260249

>soft greenworm eating noises
honestly sounds pretty nice

>> No.34260274

What do you plan on doing during the in-between period of portals opening and you getting married to a monster?

>> No.34260310

I sat on a rug biding my time
Drinking her wine

>> No.34260312

>Try to use some magic
>Set up greenworm countermeasures for my garden
>Wait for wife to arrive or drive to portal if I get impatient

>> No.34260318

Tavern crawling to try out the other world's cuisine

>> No.34260338
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Try to figure out some quick magic so I'm not completely inept when the Sabbath arrives to take me home.

>> No.34260350

>early one morning
>walk out in my robe and coffee to pick up the morning paper
>see the monster control van in front of neighbor's house
>workers come out of his fence gate with a worm in a net
>see neighbor

>> No.34260357

Start monster girl prank channel, and upload daily pranks until I get raped during my "FLASHING ERECTION AT SINGLE AND HORNY MONSTERS PRANK (NOT CLICKBAIT)" series.

>> No.34260358

Or getting ambushed when I do my daily run, one of the two

>> No.34260363

Get as many zombies married to human men as possible, so that if push comes to shove, I have some favors to call in to find my wight wife.

>> No.34260386
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Exploring a new, vast world largely unexplored.

>> No.34260388

Basically this.

>> No.34260404

I would lay low until I knew for sure some of my buddies and neighbors were married, then use them to network until I can find a cute lamia to snuggle with.

>> No.34260411

You're an intelligent Anon.

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>> No.34260426

Find a nice job and make friends with my neighbors married to monsters. Then I'll wait and see who claims me first, my boss/coworkers, my neighbor's friends/family who they try and hitch me with, or my neighbor's kids who they have me babysit.

>> No.34260432

See if I still have time to make or buy a sword and armor so I can duel the first lizardman I see. I don't care if she wipes the floor with me because of the skill-gap, I just want to get started on my path to winning my own lizardwife.

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>> No.34260444

tempting monster girls while nude and lubed. I want to be at my sluttiest

>> No.34260453

This but taking on the orc raiders instead of lizards. Gonna win the hearts of the h'orc raid leader and her p'orc followers!

>> No.34260457

preaching the good word about wurms

>> No.34260485

Look for the right monster to marry.

>> No.34260565

What counts as winning vs the H'Orc leader? Does it have to he physical?

>> No.34260567

that thunderbird on a tree branch tho

>> No.34260636


Shit taste. So much shit taste.

>You forgot she existed
Nah, she's pretty distinctive.

Besides that, it's fine.

>> No.34260662

I want to have sex with all of these snakes.
Just throw me in the snake pit.

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>drips in through your ceiling duct

>> No.34260849

>slime slowly drips into my house
>silently flows across the ground to my bedroom
>she's completely ignored by my traitor cat that doesn't give a fuck about my imminent struggle snuggle
>approaches my bed and oozes onto the mattress, then gently pulls away the sheets that cover my sleeping form
>pauses when she reveals my "body"
>it's just a pile of pillows
>she hears a smug laugh from above
>it's me: completely naked, clinging to the ceiling, and ready to turn the tables
>as I drop my entire weight to bellyflop down onto the shrieking, terrified slime, I have no worry in my heart about whether or not I can maintain the upper hand
>I've already secured the win for every man that's ever been ambushed by a slime

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>Fate/Grand Uterus

>> No.34260926

Wurm is the type of monster that chooses to save money by not buying wine and instead try to get drunk off the free hand sanitizer in the bathroom.

>> No.34260937

>bellyflop from the ceiling
>rough night of snuggle struggle sex in a pseudo prone bone
>wake up the next morning with slime all over the blinds

>> No.34260957

Implant her core inside your body beside your heart.

>> No.34260964

wurm=floridian snek dragon

>> No.34260979

A little witch brat from the sabbath making you eat out her cunny while you look up at her smug amused face!
>"Mmmm...sour isn't, Onii-chan?"

>> No.34260987

nah, tastes like peaches

>> No.34261005

>implant slime core inside of yourself
>slime waifu always by your side
>evil is afoot
>the dastardly Mistress Mantis and her minion Greenworm Grunt are up to no good
>this looks like a job for a hero
>press button on belt buckle
>activate slime cock ring essence absorption system
>husband wife powers combine, activate slime armor
>Slime Rider - RED!
>"My slime... oozes JUSTICE!"

>> No.34261018
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Is this allowed?

>> No.34261043

Probly write cringe sonic fanfiction

>> No.34261049

learning magick as quickly as possible

>> No.34261052

Which mg likely to call someone a silly goose?
Which mg likely call someone a cunt?

>> No.34261064

Which mg would u smug?

>> No.34261098

Is it time to move on?

>> No.34261113

Why the rush?

>> No.34261155


>> No.34261159
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Is it true that onis only consider a man to be an adult when they ruin an oni’s abs with children?

>> No.34261253

Its ogre

>> No.34261255
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What happens when a Mofucore eats a raging mushroom?

>> No.34261310
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>take in injured jinko
>feed and give her a place to sleep
>next morning you have to go to work
>she pounces you
>gives you this look
>"don't leave me"

>> No.34261340

Fuck work, cuddle this cat

>> No.34261342

Wurm go to dentist

>> No.34261437


>> No.34261452

Bring cat to work.

>> No.34261470

>satisfied jinko noises as she awkwardly yet happily sits in your lap while you work

>> No.34261481

Sorry Jinko, but I work at a waste treatment factory. I'll be in deep shit if I'm there, but I'll be in even deeper shit if I'm not there.

>> No.34261515

But she’s still injured, can’t you take a few days off?

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>> No.34261540

>take jinko back to bed and snuggle up
>incredible warmth and soothing sound of her breathing
>may never get out of bed again

>> No.34261557

worth it

>> No.34261576

Do a Wonderland one

>> No.34261578

Spending all day with kitty does sound nice, but I've got shit to do. I'll make sure to prepare some food for her before I leave.

>> No.34261626

>call boss
>tell her the story about how you helped out this injured homeless jinko
>need a few days to help get her on her feet, wonder if she'll let you off
>boss says that sort of stuff is only really doable if it's for family or a spouse or something of that nature
>boss giggles a bit
>says she'll be sure to send a wedding gift your way and says she'll see you next week

>> No.34261644

Jokes on you, I work from home. I can spend all day on my laptop in bed with musclecat.

>> No.34261716

Who wins in a slap-off: Jinko or /fit/ Werecat?

>> No.34261719

Between the warmth of her, the comforter, and the laptop, thr snuggle power wohld put a yeti to shame

>> No.34261725
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Reminder that ghouls can, for all practical purposes, give you a blowjob with their vagina too. And presumably their ass, as well.

>> No.34261726

No lie, I would a great many servants if they were monster girls.

>> No.34261742

Look at the profile images and compare paw sizes, you'll see a clear winner

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>> No.34261764

Sick Magus

>> No.34261789

>been married to a ghoul for years now
>gets made fun of by her undead friends
>they say she's a virgin
>we have rough sex every day
>the claim that oral doesn't count
>but we have vaginal and anal, among other things all the time
>nope those count as mouths silly man
>she's had 4 kids
>they laugh at mommy for being a virgin

>> No.34261797

Top 5 and what monster they would be, go.

>> No.34261817
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Nah you just have to beat one in a wrestling match

>> No.34261839

no thats easy just strip and lube up, and watch them struggle to pin you as you tire them out and pin them when they are tired. And end it by pinning them in a mating press

>> No.34261840

Tie for 1st would be both Jeannes, Valk and Dark valk to play up their differences.
Second would be the Lancer Artorias who would both be dragons (Gold/Black again to play up differences)
3rd would be Osakabahime who would be a Kitsune like she should be.
4th is going to go to Sheba who would have to go more wolfu as she isn't Tanuki material.
5th is Gorgon who...just full lamia I guess? Not much else needs to change.

>> No.34261845

You know your neighbors' kids are from the sabbath when you see a floating magic tree house full of demon beasts making shrilling noises in their backyard

>> No.34261898

Make sure you give her lasagna.

>> No.34261928

what neighbors, the only neighbors I have are those dagnabit demon boars that keep fucking with my crops and a dude with a dryad as a wife

>> No.34261940

Fullmetal Alchemist?

>> No.34261975

Force=mass x acceleration

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>> No.34262026

Illias the mighty! Illias the unerring! Illias the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you are the one and only Chief Deity, and walk among the stars!

But you were once an Archangel! Aye! And as Archangel, you said, "Let me show you the power of I Illias Starshield, born of Azareth and Hera, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as lesser deity, great Illias cherished us. For she saw in us, in each of us, the future of the Continent!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Illias is the true god of man! Creator of flesh, and warden of the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our monstergirl overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the monstergirls take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your sons? Your boys!? Your very lives?

And what does the State do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The State machine enforces the will of the Royal Makai! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the State! Rise up, Devotees of the Order! Embrace the word of mighty Illias, she who is the most Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the monsters or their toadies, will rule our himelwant! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Illiad! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you created us!

Trust in me, Belkagrad! Trust in Eustace Hemmingworth! For I am the chosen of Illias! I alone have been anointed by the Chief God to spread holy word!

>> No.34262102

Illias is a stinky old hag, the only nice thing about her and her forces is that the Valkyries are hot.

>> No.34262131
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Fuck off Illias.


>> No.34262149

Yeah, I railed her last night, buddy. God, she was a good fuckin lay. Quite a bitch but softened up when I gave her the good old peen special

>> No.34262176

Why are her breasts so big?

>> No.34262248

Beeg onis should have beeg tiddies.

>> No.34262367

wtf its my birthday today as well

>> No.34262391

Mine is tomorrow

>> No.34262534
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Do you cut your wife's nails when they get too long?

>> No.34262546

Now way bucko, you think I'll just bend over for a Beelzebub just because it approachs me first? Yeah no Chief. I'm getting a loving Lilim waifu and no one will stop me.

>> No.34262599

Same bro, same.

>DOTR happens
>Running from the portals whenever they appear.
>Cute succ jumps out of one and tackles you
>Resign self to rushed marriage
>Atleast it's a succ
>Another succ comes by and congratulates cute succ on her new husband
>Slips up and calls her he
>"Jess, I'm not a boy anymore."

The only way to erase the shame of doing an Alp is suicide.

>> No.34262618

If I sneak into the demon lord’s castle and pelt her with arrows from my low level bow how many times can I hit her before she stops thinking it’s just the wind?

>> No.34262662

>any anon who wandered into her realm will get their pelvis broken
>no exceptions

>> No.34262691
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So I'm a little new to the whole MGE setting in particular, though I've liked monster girls for a long time. I notice anons here have some specific things they have made canon for themselves - like Anubis liking legos (very cute btw) is there anything like that for Raijus? They stick out to me most right now

>> No.34262727

head pats i think for static charge

>> No.34262728
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If there is nothing existing, write it yourself, it may well stick if it's good quality. Raiju dicking around with electricity or making simple machines function with electricty, the limit is your imagination.

>> No.34262753

>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
>and my penis was missing again
>this happens all the time
>it's detachable

>> No.34262823

Ooh that's pretty cute
I have some ideas, I might try and writefag some of them at some point, not sure

>> No.34262856
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They're like living Van de Graaff generators, so if you hug her for too long your hair starts standing straight up like pic related.

>> No.34262911

She looks like she took the good stuff

>> No.34262916
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Baphomets fear their four horned older sisters

>> No.34263000
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I always liked the weasels, both zappy and knife trio, enough that they consistently wriggle their way into high spots on my list that is usually filled with powerslut monsters like lilim and dragon. Makes me sad that we don't see too much with them in the threads beyond the occasional one or two line post

>> No.34263009

Yes, give me the big goats

>> No.34263013

Pretty much this >>34258313 The only question of agency is if you're even aware that you're compatible with most girls. After all, it's plainly evident in every medium of human existence that we don't always know what we want, and that what we want might not always be what's best for us.

And at any rate, his Q&A responses conflict directly with the main source material. Now I'm not interested in a word of god argument and the death of the author, but go ahead and try and rewrite the ogre and zombie and ushi oni profiles as just an example, with this new "rape but not rape" nuance. Have fun with not butchering the profiles.

>> No.34263099

>Salamander catcalling you
>But they just keep trying to goat you into fighting them

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>> No.34263121

repsond with this, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

>> No.34263139
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>Walking down the sidewalk
>"FIGHT ME" from the other side of the road
>Getting out of your car at work
>"FIGHT ME" as she crawls out of a nearby trunk
>Going to your fridge for a midnight snack
>"FIGHT ME" right as you open the door
>Entering the bathroom, lock the door behind you, triple check the closet and behind teh shower curtain
>"I SAID FIGHT ME" She was hiding inside the toilet somehow
They can be very determined

>> No.34263149

It's like having a screaming fluffball on speed bouncing around your house.

>> No.34263154

That's why there's an Ushi Creamery to provide extra strength chocolate milk

>> No.34263164

>When you're a retired hero but your salamander rival refuses to give up

>> No.34263254

She must be getting old as well, maybe you should take her to bingo.

>> No.34263322

We all know Heroes retire around the age of 30.
It's like the 27 Club, but with world saving heroes.

>> No.34263345

How long does salamanders and other beast girls live?
Demons can live for thousands and thousands of years, dragons can do the same.
Undead and elemental girls can live forever.
But what about hellhounds and lizardgirls?
At the minimum they live human life spans, but are there any that lives longer than that?
How long will your waifu live anon?
Seeing how mine is undead, I think the answer is pretty obvious.

>> No.34263393

>Retired hero anon who saved the world dozen of times
>Has done everything, seen everything, mastered everything
>Leader of fighters guild, mages guild, assassins guild, thieves guild, champion of both the chief goddess and demon lord
>Resists all status effects and types of damage
>amassed enough wealth that dragons and tanukis can smell the gold and jewels and if he were to ever spend it, it would devalue the currency to nothing
>Kicks said dragons back to their mountain roosts and scams the money from any pyramid scheme tanukis trying to con him
>Easily resists the commands of spurned pharaohs demanding he becoming their personal champion
>Steals the headdress off of apophises when they bite him
>Even one shots the first born lilim due to pausing time and downing gallons of strength potions
>Young salamander doesn’t believe old anon down the street is that hero
>He’s old and doesn’t do anything besides walk around in tank tops, boxers and the same old bathrobe everyday
>Constantly challenges him to duels that anon won’t accept
>One day salamander is getting bullied by ushi-oni for her small C cup compared to the demon cow’s DD
>Anon abiding to his strange moral compass helps her
>Suplexes ushi so hard there’s now a spider shaped crater
>Salamander impressed by anon can finally see the stories weren’t fake
>Still bothers anon with duel requests but only after making significant strides in her training hoping to give anon a good fight

>> No.34263394

Salamanders have the power of REGENERATION

>> No.34263400

So do Salamanders and lizard girls watch stuff like Martial Tournaments and MMA fights like it's softcore porn?
What if I want in on a lizard girl rubbing herself to one of my one tournaments I was in?

>> No.34263435

This feels like a perfect setup for a MG martial arts movie.
It of course ends with Hero-anon opening up his heart to the salamander after she wins the tournament/beats the evil ushi/Stops the demon for doing the plan with the thing that would result in the bad stuff, and then they fuck like rabbits.

>> No.34263438

>his secret?
>100 push ups
>100 sit ups
>100 squats
>and a 10km run

>> No.34263445

She'd probably smirk and say nothing turns her on more than watching you get knocked the fuck out.

>> No.34263511
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>That one salamander who is the reoccurring fight at nearly every stage of hero anon's quest
>From attempting to waylay him at level 3 on the road to the first dungeon to the level 99 showdown in the courtyard of a lilim's castle where it is just her and anon, testing their skills against one another
I feel a little bad for normal lizard girls, everything they can offer I find more appealing in the fire variant

>> No.34263558

>Salamander tells you to stop throwing dynamite at her

>> No.34263594

>I put skill points into throwing weapons, so I'm gonna use throwing weapons

>> No.34263704

Fat goat milkers

>> No.34263735
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baphos fear nothing

>> No.34263852

fainting goat baphomet when? runya's pretty close but it could be leaned into harder

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>> No.34263927

She could headbutt me unconscious any time

>> No.34263930
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foxes should not have milkers like this

>> No.34263982

she's a cow

>> No.34264045

So baby monster girls just get energetic instead of getting horny?

>> No.34264061

kon kon

>> No.34264071

What did you think the post meant?
Why wouldn't /tg/ want to respond to it? What are they too busy posting about instead? Aren't they interested in the content of that post?

>> No.34264077

They have to use all that energy somehow before they can turn it towards excessive horniness

>> No.34264098

>kon kon
Foxes make such cute noises.

>> No.34264115
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What song is this based on?

>> No.34264146

Probably just fox noises.

>> No.34264183

It's from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, a movie beloved by elves and sandworms.

>> No.34264310
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>butchering the profiles
The profiles aren't literal or 100% accurate. They never where. Do people still not understand that the wandering scholar is not a reliable narrator.
>Once they’ve gotten a hold of a man, they never show themselves around humans again, secluding themselves in their nests deep in the mountains. They end up spending most of the day doing nothing but violating their beloved man.

>> No.34264480

I think that's the problem. A lot of people still don't realize that the profiles are written in-setting by a character. They think the profiles are written from an omniscient perspective by KC, even though we've been over this so many times.

>> No.34264518

Is it possible to welcome a smoke hobo into your house, anticipating that she's chosen you?
How would she even react?

>> No.34264549

Can we at least agree that the game is accurate or are we going to go into theories about how the main character was hallucinating the whole time?

>> No.34264589

What do mummys look for in a man?

>> No.34264591
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Thread won't be around much longer, nobody is coming to help, you are trapped here with her

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i'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!

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>> No.34264810

Of course
The......GODDAMNIT, opposite or whatever the fuck is worrying

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>> No.34264832
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lolis are for raising with love and care

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I wanna be the kind of dad whose kids will charge at him with big smiles on their faces when they see him.
The kind whose kids can say they love their papa.

Fatherhood is something I am nervous about, yet I look forward it to more than anything else.

>> No.34265047

I want to be trapped in hockey Yeti's cabin, forcefully cuddled on her couch as she watches old Gretzky games

>> No.34265070

>What are they too busy posting about instead?
Nothing. The reason that schizo with phobia of sex came here for a little while was because (of the perception that) their threads are slow as hell and on the verge of dying.

>> No.34265104
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Except that one. She is for YEETing.

>> No.34265126

But of course I am going to catch her.
A fun game, when a dad tosses his kid into the air over and over while they giggle.

>> No.34265170

I'm pretty sure he's the reason why everyone left.

>> No.34265293

Why? /tg/ doesn't like that kind of discussion either?

>> No.34265331

Gonna defeat a Salamander and tie her up and put a ball gag on her and then make her watch all my favorites movies and shows with me while not fucking her.

>> No.34265343

For a worldbuilding thread, there's effectively no worldbuilding.
I think there's more genuine discussions about mamono societies here.

>> No.34265365

All I know is those threads were active for years and then died a few months after he started spamming monsterboy OCs.

>> No.34265374
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I head straight for the snow and start my hunt for my waifu. I don’t care how long it takes, I’m going to find her!

>> No.34265400
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>hellhound is beating anon in an online game and tilts him to hell and back
>he starts flaming her
>"fucking 1v1 me irl bitch I'll destroy u kid just like daddy's belt lmao"
>she goes afk and ends up griefing the game
>"lol I showed that fucking faggot" he says with a victorious guffaw
>anon reclines his seat to bask in the glory and awe of his online victory
>4 hours later
>he hears knocking on the door

>> No.34265415

>intentionally baiting the biggest, strongest mamono into coming over to your house
>be ready with a candlelit dinner

>> No.34265539

>asking out a dragon with homemade anti-aircraft missiles

>> No.34265551
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>taking your dragon daughter out on hikes and walks, picking up little rocks and trinkets to start her hoard
>giving her headpats when she comes running to you with a proud look on her face after finding a few coins
>letting her sit atop your shoulders as you walk home, with her pretending she's flying back
>watching her smugly show her new loot to mommy, claiming her hoard's gonna be even bigger
>tucking her in bed, reading her long stories

>> No.34265570

How long ago did he start?

>> No.34265626

I think he's been there quite a few months now, I noticed him in like November last year?
Might be wrong.
Don't know if you can call his monsterboy OC a monsterboy.
It's just a bug standing upright.

>> No.34265672

>It's just a bug standing upright.
Sounds like he's just a furfag. Or at least some derivative that I honestly don't give a fuck about learning the term for.

>> No.34265724

I know they're super taboo here and as such I will spoiler what I have to say,
But at least monsterboys can be cute, they're just genderbent mamono and I actually don't have a problem with them
His is just a monster. And he won't stop spamming the thread with it.
He probably is just a furfag or some derivative as you said.

>> No.34265787

Or maybe just a troll since he spams here as well.

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>> No.34265817

Why does that yansnake have branches?

>> No.34265876

I don't think so, this guy seems to really believe what he's saying. I think he has a learning disability.

>> No.34265931

Human men must pay reparations to big dragons for slaying them in the previous demon lord's era

>> No.34265952

Honestly think he's just a genuine retard
He posted in the monsterboy monday thread like once and fucked off back to /mgw/ because people were just posting monsterboys instead of looking at his OC.

>> No.34265969

You'd best be careful what you say around these parts anon, some of the guys here have a thing for Alps.

>> No.34265975

If your waifu is first generation then she's probably eaten people. It's best not to bring it up.

>> No.34266041

Yes, yes, I know.
I will keep the rest of my thoughts on them to myself, but I assure the main two would not cause Alping.

>> No.34266133

>If your waifu is first generation then she's probably eaten people.
Erotic. I wish I was eaten by a dragon girl

>> No.34266156

Didn't he start spamming religion shit after his furry spam was ignored in a thread some time ago?

>> No.34266157


>> No.34266178

No idea, I stopped looking at those threads a couple months ago.

>> No.34266181

Punishment dicking while making her grovel while crying that she's sorry!

>> No.34266193

That's probably >>>/d/.

>> No.34266303

>comforting her when she wakes up from That nightmare again
>holding her close and telling her it's okay, that's not who she is anymore

>> No.34266330
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I'm only joking. The only girl I'll ever let eat me is my waifu

>> No.34266602

Remember that the huge, muscled beastwomen of the wilds are for defeating and making into cute, softer house wives.

>> No.34266643
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>huge, muscled beastwomen
but they're gross, they're so stinky!

>> No.34266657

No, that was another retard.

>> No.34266683

I'd rather be a cute, soft househusband for her.

>> No.34266738

Not when they're brought inside!
Then you can teach them to enjoy baths and showers.

>> No.34266784

Huge, muscled beatwomen of the wilds are meant for defeating you after you put up a fight and then keeping you as their cute, softer house husband

>> No.34266876
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>Not "Damn right I'm rock hard baby"

One job anon.

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Would Gremlins enjoy playing My Summer Car?

>> No.34267091

I think they would prefer Factorio.

>> No.34267124

Would Gremlin play Mechwarrior 4 with me?

>> No.34267134
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>Shut the fuck up and just let me pound that pelvis into dust already you little shit no more excuses

>> No.34267179

Is the sabbath considered benevolent tho?
What's their alignment?

>> No.34267191

Love > good and evil

>> No.34267197

Then you dick her brutally when she cries that she wants to be punished. That's the only "punishment" she needs now.

>> No.34267203
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Based, patrician taste. Beeg girls are for being spoiled and making into housewives.
She won't be after I lick her sweat off clean.

>> No.34267221

>implying they weren't cute, softer housewives on the inside all along, and just needed someone to love they could show that side to

>> No.34267237

How're you so sure?

>> No.34267250

Would you put it in her hairsnakes?

>> No.34267252

A win regardless.
The sort that looked buff and tough but wanted nothing more than to put on cute clothes and try their hand at home making.

A real turn around!

>> No.34267293
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I'll make an industrial strength, ferocious beastgirl feel smol and safe in my arms.

>> No.34267300

What if she only killed bad people?

>> No.34267326
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Then you defeat them again once the cock goes in and you fuck them silly.

>> No.34267339

meant for >>34267221?

>> No.34267353

How bad?

>> No.34267366

Would you love an evil monster girl who's way too evil for MGE settings, but still genuinely loves you?

>> No.34267369

Monsterboy schizo has a very noticeable writing style.

>> No.34267384

Does he do it in every post? They might just've switch posting styles.

>> No.34267398

I kind of already do, man.

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>> No.34267424

Define “way too evil” because I like my wife to be evil but not edgy.

>> No.34267440

Don't know about the religion posts, but that guy definitely writes the same way every time.
Not very well.
Never elaborates about his OC world, just his shitty character.

Maybe? What's she done to be super evil?

>> No.34267445

I suppose it's possible. I can't prove anything but it seems more likely to me that we had two retards instead of one smart person pretending to be two retards.

>> No.34267599

Kill people like a lot of hot anime villainesses that are into the MC, I guess.

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>> No.34267618

Jesus why did it just take me until now to get this?

>> No.34267620

I mean, a few here and there, I could do, but I'm not about to settle down with some mass-murderer or genocidal maniac.

>> No.34267669

What if it's like Unforgiven except instead of Clint Eastwood it's a monster girl?

>> No.34267678

I want to be dogpiled by a bunch of loli hellhounds in heat

>> No.34267688

What if she’s a REFORMED mass murderer or genocidal maniac?

>> No.34267722

Maybe, I guess.
If she really liked me that much, I don't know if I could turn her away.
you know, without getting yan'd.

>> No.34267723

I would give her all the love I've got.

>> No.34267728

The spammer never bothered with subtlety, it makes no sense that he'd put in effort to write posts that really give mentally ill vibes.

>> No.34267743

Because you didn't read it out loud.

>> No.34267760

>1) Hassan of Serenity - Cupid
>2) Kiyohime - Shirohebi
>3) Marie Antoinette - Hearts Trumpart, Queen Rank
>4) Helena Blavatsky - Baphomet
>5) Nobunaga - Dragon

>> No.34267865

i want to take a np together with sleepy bapho

>> No.34267888

hotdogging a sleepy bapho's cunny!

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>> No.34267938

What if you REFORM her yourself with brutal punishment dicking?

>> No.34267953

Would reformat her C-drive.

Would let her blackmail me into being her onii-chan with pics from her raping me framed to look the other way around.

Would act as her regent, husband, throne, high priest, and phallic idol.

Would help her plan on how to overtake the local economy while I overtake her womb.

Would hit her weak points with my lance until she's collapsed in a pile of bodily fluids.

The Sabbath is benevolent. The Sabbath exists for the benefit of all mankind.

>> No.34267958

How would you like your "yandere makes sure you don't pull out and impreg her" moment?
>Uses magic to prevent pulling out
>Crazy strength allows her to tighten her pussy and make it so you can't pull out
>Uses drugs to keep you obedient and impreg her without any problems
>You can't pull out because she's a slime and will continue to stick to you until impreg
>Somehow is able to give you so much pleasure that pulling out never came to your mind, if you weren't already mindbroken by her, you are now

>> No.34267973

Weren't the posts just copypastas?

>> No.34267979

>standoffish jinko growling as you approach
>put you arms around her
>she makes a meep sound
>puts her paws around you
>now starts to growl when you try and pull away

>> No.34267984

She's 500kg heavier than me and 3 feet taller than me.
So crazy strength, there's no escape from her deathgrip.

>> No.34267986

The face lines made me think they were stands.

>> No.34267999

Ehh I’ll get over it. It’s not like she still kills.

>> No.34268001

wurm sex is in the coils, so I didn't get to pull out when I wanted to

>> No.34268005

>slipping a shotafication potion in your meal
>mommydoms you to cum inside

>> No.34268017

All sneks can milk you with their long tongues too

>> No.34268018

By just going the other direction instead of trying to resist, turning the tables on her by fucking her brutally into a limp mess.

>> No.34268033

What if she still does?

>> No.34268048

I'd treat my jinko wife with headpats and kisses every time she wants antention to make her as clingy as possible.

>> No.34268056

I wanna shotadom her instead.

>> No.34268066

that is something one can only dream of
>tfw now I have a clown girl fetish

>> No.34268096

Go back to /tg/, edgelord.

>> No.34268120

Crazy strength AND mindbreak

>> No.34268128

A few of mine:
>Yandere starts doing very specific things tailored to my sexual desires and fantasies to distract me and make me desire her more
>Yandere brings in her friend/sister/servant ("The only other girl you're ever allowed to touch, because she's basically an extension of me!") to hold me down by sitting on my face
>Yandere uses condom, but then spreads her pussy with a speculum and dumps the cum in, with a smug grin on her face, making a show of it all for me

>> No.34268143

It's all fun and games until you need to leave the house and you hear a low rumbling growl before she grabs you by the back of the shirt and says
>You aren't going anywhere sweetie
Before dragging you back to the bedroom

>> No.34268167

I don't go to /tg/. I was just curious if you would still love an actually evil girl if she really loved you, since there's so many evil girl lovers here, and they're pretty distinctly outspoken on /a/, but most posters here don't tolerate anything outside of MGE limits.

>> No.34268174

>the pleasure from trying to pull out of her is so great you'll cum in her anyway

>> No.34268180

What if you just get the bedroom converted to be mobile?

>> No.34268241

Would an automaton get offended if you told her she was overdesigned?

>> No.34268257

She'll probably come back with more equipment that's designed to milk you dry

>> No.34268258

Absorbed by shog

>> No.34268297
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>See boob veins
>Mating press draphs
>Gain draph wives
>Have draph daughters
>Raise draph daughters
That's how they win

>> No.34268314

So is that a yes?

>> No.34268330

Depends on the context. If she saves a woman by killing her rapist I wouldn’t really care. That’s pretty rare in the setting I imagine though.

>> No.34268351

Are you evil enough to whip out the contraceptives in front of your wife?
Perhaps as a cruel prank?

>> No.34268390

>force wife to go on the pill
>it's actually raging mushrooms in pill form

>> No.34268394

where would you even find contraceptives in the mamono world

>> No.34268406

Depends if it's a job or if she does it for fun. If she's a soldier and it's the kind of world where people die when they're killed then that's just life.

>> No.34268417

Reconfiguring her body requires energy so she'll milk you for it

>> No.34268419

No, I can't scare my wurmy like that. Last time she saw one, she had nearly had a panic attack, so I snuggled her for the rest of the day

>> No.34268435

Condomplay is a kink of mine. Assuming she hasn't learned about it through succsense or spying, she'd understand after the first time.

>> No.34268444

>Have machoistic Salamander GF
>She loves to be treated like dirt during sex
>Likes to say she's not good enough to be anything but a breeding sow and a cock sleeve
>Give her a pill and tell her it's contraceptives
>Tell her she's not even good enough to have my child
>It's actually a fertility pill from the nice lich next door
>Only tell her the truth after you already came inside of her twice

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newfag here, do i fit in now

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>> No.34268461

>put condoms on a wurm's horns while she's asleep
>see how long it takes her to notice

>> No.34268467

Not until you tell me your favorite monster.

>> No.34268504

why would you do something that cruel

>> No.34268508

Only after you decide who your waifu is gonna be or you're gonna alp.
For real tho, the physical books are damn nice.

>> No.34268511

reminds me more of sc2 adjutants and the more retro style of robot

>> No.34268517

Did you warm the towels?

>> No.34268527

Please, Nobu is obviously a demon.

>> No.34268529

You own the source material and will probably read it so you're already ahead of half the regulars.

>> No.34268530


>> No.34268541

Condoms are the only thing that fit a greenworm's nubs, sometimes we need latex gloves for food prep

>> No.34268549

Where'd you get em from?

>> No.34268560

Look at the profile for Greenworm (not in the books, just google) and consider them, then find your waifu

>> No.34268578

Too bad, all that equipment was too overdesigned and just broke down.

>> No.34268583

So do salamanders have underwear or do they just have smaller pieces of armor underneath their regular armor?

>> No.34268609

It's armor all the way down.

>> No.34268618

Well, the context of the conversation WAS evil girls.

>> No.34268641

>the smug emerges

>> No.34268650

Now that's just hilarious.

>> No.34268678

Can you do panties slid to the side sex with that armor?

>> No.34268685

>proudly wearing her horn condoms
>rubbing them on your face
>"they're ribbed for your pleasure"

>> No.34268688
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Use grown up words. We say impregnate or impregnation here

>> No.34268699

Dickslap her for bad jokes.

>> No.34268712

>Salamander uses all her money she gets from adventuring to buy highly practical armor that still is great for sex

>> No.34268715

Or what?

>> No.34268725

Or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>> No.34268777

[Nyahaha in the distance]

>> No.34268781
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>Work at a gas station
>pic related pulls up to the pump
>gobs pick up hob leader sidweways and spreads her pussy
>"fill er up please"

>> No.34268787

what is alp

>> No.34268800

Not if my dick has anything to say about it.

>> No.34268810

>what is alp
Gay boys turn into horny girls! This is [ ALP ]

>> No.34268811

Tell her to get out of the way since a bunch of girls carrying a chair doesn't count as a real vehicle. Don't wanna upset all the other girls line up and angrily honking inside their cars behind her.

>> No.34268813

Dad & daughter bonding time is great but why the Dr*gon route when you can do all that with a decent species instead.

>> No.34268825

What's wrong with them?

>> No.34268831

>what is alp
Ah, you're that new.
Well, Alp is a monster girl and was basically the authors solution to gay people.
Basically Alps are men who really liked guys or just wanted to be a girl and due to demon mana they turned into a Succubus.


>> No.34268840

why are you like this, why are you such a bitter cunt and have to shit all over other people favorites and letting dragons living rent free

>> No.34268852

>they didn't ruin the edges in your case

>> No.34268862

First and foremost their existence.

>> No.34268863

What did dragons ever do to you?

>> No.34268877

Right and I asked for some examples of “evil” in this setting. I was given killing people. I gave a example of when my waifu kills people. Killing is usually considered “evil” especially in a semi-vanilla setting like MGE.

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>> No.34268928

>Ryu gives anon a dating sim
>Each girl is just recolours of the same ryu with slightly different personalities
What message could she be trying to send?

>> No.34268962

cute water wurms

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>> No.34269023

There are no literally evil girls in MGE. Monsters never kill except for as a last resort like if their husbands are in danger. That is not what MGE is. Go back wherever you came from you edgy retard.

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>> No.34269055

If you're the one giving me all the great Sabbath dreams, thank you!

>> No.34269063
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>Ryuu Dragons are Weather Goddesses, so it makes sense they change color with the seasons.

>> No.34269066

>promising your blind mamono wife that you'll always be there to help
>even though she's perfectly capable of being on her own, but she won't tell you that
>uses her blindness as an excuse to hold your hand at all times, even in public

>> No.34269083

I must love and protect her and make sure a smile never leaves her face.

>> No.34269084

>anon' childhood friend is a blind centaur
>rides her and gently directs her on where to go before he's even old enough to understand the significance of what he's doing
No such thing as a blind monster in a world with mamano mana but it's a cute idea nonetheless

>> No.34269102

They need wooden antlers that bud and flower depending on the season as well.

>> No.34269111

>pharoah lilly, apophis shizune

I know it makes no sense but imagine

>> No.34269112

Cute wurmy. iI'm gonna tell this wurm she's the cutest dummy I've ever seen.

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>> No.34269121

Doesn’t metal get hot in the sun?

>> No.34269133

>Reading a thread on /tv/ about how Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world and the locals have a legend about a water dragon that's powerful enough to be considered a god in it's own right
I want a scareboner inducing deep blue ryu from a deep dark lake

>> No.34269144

Crazy strength and leg locking. If a yandere Minotaur did that to me I’d give her all the babies.

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>> No.34269165

The post specified "'way too evil for MGE settings", though.

>> No.34269186

The discussion doesn't have to be about MGE, you know. The subject was more about evil waifu lovers.

>> No.34269224

Just hot, not damaged.

>> No.34269276

>If I'm vague enough on if I am talking about MGE I can spam spam my retarded /tg/, /trash/, or /d/ shit if I want.

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>> No.34269321

If we're talking about Karbo then the answer is no.

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>> No.34269403

It's a nice Draph, I'll give you that. But, the outfit gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

>> No.34269446

Shut the fuck up you pearl clutching retard. I gave a example of a waifu who would be too evil for MGE and you prove my point by sperging out.
Given the other anons reaction I assume she is too spicy if she kills rapists rarely.

>> No.34269465
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Says you.

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>> No.34269503

>KO by boob attack
Need to find me a monster that can do this.

>> No.34269505

Amazing little squid!

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>> No.34269601

If you managed to find a holstaur that has the fighting spirit of a minotaur, I'm sure they would add an oppai attack to their moveset.

>> No.34269628

I did. Multiple times.

>> No.34269637
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Is this an established OC character? She looks almost exactly like an mge ryu but I'm not sure if that's what she's meant to be or something else

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I always assumed she was a wurm.

>> No.34269702

That's a thick Wurm.

>> No.34269733

>go to a Ryu’s shrine
>find the one Wurm maiden in the whole temple
>think she’s the Ryu because you don’t know any better/never seen them before
>start an adventure with your Wurm friend while she’s desperately trying to keep up the charade that she’s a Ryu in order to keep impressing you

I think I just came up with a great idea for a story. Too bad I suck at writing.

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her mouth scarouses me

>> No.34269761

cute tongue

>> No.34269947

I think the reason I don't like otohimes is because all the spikes and ridges on her tail look like they would be uncomfortable to hug. She's a good girl otherwise but I like my snake ladies with smooth bellies.

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Bitch please.

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>> No.34270064

i want to hug cursed sword waifu

>> No.34270075

good for kissing

>> No.34270083

>furred tail
>ryu horns
>Japanese motif
I don't know about that one

>> No.34270104
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Race queen foxes

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Lewd succ plays with herself.

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Are you sure?

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>> No.34270339

that and the story of the wurm raised by greenworms who tries to fit in are on the top of my want to see written list

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Best succ.

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>> No.34270574

>Go to a Wendi's drive thru
>"Can I have a SIX"
>the monster on the mic replies "You want SEX?"
Sex really does live rent free in monsters, huh?

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I'm sure it has good stats

>> No.34270605

>shitty intercom system
>everything on the menu has SIX in it somewhere
>get pulled in through the drive thru window

>> No.34270610

Prove it.

>> No.34270625

Ask if you can get it vegetarian and she'll say it properly

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>> No.34270694

>get greenworm

>> No.34270715
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But I wanted a blueworm.

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Fat meaty tails.


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>> No.34270876

then you should have went to the smoke shop

>> No.34270896

>honey, is my tail fat?
>hell yeah!

>> No.34270902

>lunch break
>go to wendis for some food
>heard they have new vegetarian options
>get your order
>hands you a greenworm
>she looks you in the eyes
>"I'm hungry onii-san can we get salad"
>look at the menu
>salad prices jacked way up high
>what kind of a scam is this
>at least the worm is nice and warm wrapped around my chest

>> No.34270911

>"honey is my tail fat?"
>"Not fat enough, really."

>> No.34270923

You will eat out the bugs, and you will be happy.

>> No.34270933

I need a kiki wife like this.
Also one that likes to play RPGs
>When the term 'Dungeon Master' gets them aroused.

>> No.34270949

>Teasing your wife about her fat tail
>Building a small replica city to let her destroy it so she feels better.

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>> No.34271019

>Step 1:Monsterise
>Step 2:Reverse Harem
>Step 3:Get mad when the haremites don't fuck each other and then dump your crazy ass
>Step 4:Repeat until cured

>> No.34271047

the food authorities really should start regulating the use of growth hormones in our meat industry, I swear the cup size of the average loli mamono just keeps getting larger every year.

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>> No.34271132

>file name
>reverse image search
>literally from reddit
What's with this cancer recently.

>> No.34271152

>Step 1: Monsterize
>Step 2: Get a first guy for the harem
>Step 3: Get horny and fuck
>Step 4: Cured
I'd kiss and lick it, till she learns to love it. Also with how mamoobama works, she's gonna have a really F A T tail in the end.

>> No.34271154

who gives a fuck about the origins of a meme as long as it is relevant? stop being such a fucking autist.

>> No.34271167

Who's posting here matters.
>fucking autist.
Where do you think you are?

>> No.34271178

you can only blame yourself when you open images with english text

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>> No.34271211

The thumb stands out. The glowing eyes english text and senko imminently stink of reddit without opening it.

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