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34331865 No.34331865 [Reply] [Original]

Against your better judgement, Rumia has lead you all the way to her house!
>A) Enjoy her company
>B) Run as far away as your legs can carry
>C) Accept fate and beg Rumia to end your cruel existence right then and there
>D) Attempt to defeat Rumia equipped with nothing but your fists

>> No.34331882

>>34331865
E) Bathe the dirty youkai and introduce her to the world of the Otaku.

>> No.34332655

>>34331865
F) Convince her to show me her panties.

>> No.34333146

>>34331865
G) God intervenes

>> No.34333222

I rape her.

>> No.34334282

>>34331865
Use Rumia to extract revenge on humanity

>> No.34337081
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>>34333222
Can't rape her if she rapes you first.

>> No.34337318

>>34332655
They're just little girl panties.
What's so interesting about them?

>> No.34345026

>>34337081
wtf is happening here

>> No.34345362

>>34345026
Anon took the panty bait.

>> No.34345604

>>34345362
that doesn't look like anon to me. what's he wearing underneath the pantsu hat?

>> No.34345628

>>34331865
Realistically I'd run the fuck away from Rumia. I have no illusions about being able to overpower a monster.

B)

>> No.34345678

>>34345604
It's a white sack. That's the normal attire for anons residing in Gensokyo.

>> No.34348177

All I want in life is a flask of Rumia's cunny juices. Is that really all that much to ask?

>> No.34348553
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>>34331865
A One on one fist fight with Rumia would be completely hopeless, no chance for winning whatsoever.

However, allowed to pick things up to use against Rumia at her household. Things would quickly change in favor for anon.

>> No.34348715

>>34348177
Yeah because that is contraband in all countries except Zimbabwe and Rhodesia

>> No.34354996

>>34348177
You don't know what kind of diseases youkai have. Better not risk it.

>> No.34362668
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>>34331865
Engage in premarital intercourse

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>>34362668
Good lord, I love Rumia

>> No.34369682

>>34362668
I smell ESL

>> No.34370135

>>34369682
European Super League?

>> No.34370181

>>34348715
why did you say rhodesia twice

>> No.34375065

>>34331865
Eat her first.

>> No.34377535

>>34369682
So you're an ESL if you try to
A) Take a different approach to your writing
and
B) Forget something as small as an "s" at the end of a word
Good to know.

>> No.34377626

>>34377535
There's "approach" and there's "missing the runway entirely".
Also:
>I always knew about you
>You always looking at me
If you don't see anything wrong with this prose, then there's no way you're from an English-speaking country.

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>> No.34388952

>>34377626
Who quote?

>> No.34389874

>>34388952
The Rumia doujin, dummy.

>> No.34393963
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34393963

>>34331865
C, I can finally take it easy forever!
>>34388952
Read the reply chain before posting...

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>>34331865
Option H, I take her home.

>> No.34405208

>>34399078
My dream...

>> No.34405243

Can Rumia give birth

>> No.34405461

>>34331865
E) Avenge Reimu's mom

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>> No.34411647

>>34377626
Well SOR-RY for reading over errors instead of reading them as they appear.

>> No.34411776
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>>34405243
God
I hope so

>> No.34411919

>>34411268
I want to molest this miniature Rumia.

>> No.34423547

Last one

>> No.34423775

>>34410223
This picture made me fall in love with Rumia again.

>> No.34431706

[x] Run

>> No.34434563

How to hunt a Rumia?

>> No.34434721

>>34331865
A) if i can get away with it D) if she turns hostile or hungry

>> No.34434761

>>34345628
Considering she can fly, you have a low chance of escaping from her.
A) is the better option if she is full or in a good mood, Play some tag with her or hide and seek and then GTFO when she gets tired

>> No.34434801

>>34370135
Euskera Second Language

>> No.34441209

>>34431706
*Genuflect

>> No.34444595

>>34370135
>European Super League
The what now?

>> No.34445635
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>>34331865
H) Teach Rumia about the ritual to make more humans.

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>>34445635

>> No.34445685
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>>34445674

>> No.34445697

>>34445635
>>34445674
>>34445685
Why did you cut the image into pieces

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>>34445685

>> No.34445710
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>>34445697
dunno

>>34445698

>> No.34445722
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>>34445710

>> No.34453494

one more for the adventure youkai

>> No.34460231

gonna post the rest of the story?

>> No.34466416

>>34460231
That's it.

>> No.34474862

>>34466416
That's it?
I've seen similar threads like this from 10 years ago get more traction and dedication from the OP.

>> No.34474945

>>34474862
Feel free to add to it then.

>> No.34477371

>>34474945
The thread would be better off with something like >>18420236

>> No.34477496

>>34477371
That was a great thread. iirc someone made a video on it.

>> No.34477515

>>34477496
I have it, but it's buried somewhere in my drive.

>> No.34486497

Fuck her savagely

>> No.34487262

oh yaya

>> No.34494897

I would rape her

>> No.34494921

Same

>> No.34494930

That would be a challenge.

>> No.34499394
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34499394

Trick her into intercourse

>> No.34502389

>>34499394
How would you do it?

>> No.34502745

>>34331865
YES, I want Rumia-chan to purify my dirty body

>> No.34508037
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>> No.34512683

>>34369563
but does Rumia love you

>> No.34514108

>>34508037
If she didn't have a bra, this picture would be perfect.

>> No.34514210

I'd enjoy her company because I don't have friends

>> No.34514538

>>34514108
She needs her training bra.

>> No.34514582

>>34514538
No she doesn't.

>> No.34516017

>>34502745
I want to soil Rumia's pure loli womb with my disgusting lolicon semen.

>> No.34520249

>>34514210
I'll be your friend

>> No.34522625
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34522625

God I wish that were me

>> No.34522714

>>34522625
You wish you were Rumia?

>> No.34524032
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>>34522714
Yes.

>> No.34527078
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34527078

>>34522714
Imagine how much fun that would be

>> No.34527215

>>34524032
I want to eat Rumia's legs.

>> No.34535584

>>34527215
Don't.

>> No.34537011
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>>34527215
Rumia doesn't respawn, dude

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>> No.34540097

>>34537011
I hope I at least respawn with my face buried between her buttocks.

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>> No.34557530

>>34537011
Little girls don't have butts like those

>> No.34564232

>>34502389
Bring a KFC bucket and dangle drumsticks while I have my way with her using my other arm.

>> No.34565316

>>34557530
Cope.
If men would just admit it to themselves, the world would be a much better place.

>> No.34573083
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>> No.34579868

>>34573083
the sweetest

>> No.34582373

>>34522714
No.

>> No.34582891

>>34331865
D) but i unequip my fists and sell them to rumia so i can at least be rich when i die

>> No.34582892
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34582892

>>34522714
No, the fool she's chopping up

>> No.34582951

>>34582891
Isn't Rumia technically homeless

>> No.34584551

>>34331865
Choices constrain you, taking away thy freedom.
I wake up and escape death once again, destined to loose everything once again.

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34591965

xD

>> No.34595585
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34595585

Me being cheeky on the left

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>> No.34602855

>>34331865
Why couldn't ZUN make Touhou edgy?

>> No.34604617

>>34602855
Who would even want that

>> No.34604746

>>34602855
isnt it already? just look closely into wily beast and weakest creature lore, lul

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>>34331865
Grab something from the fridge and tell her to fuck off if she has a problem with it.

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>>34602855
She's a little girl that eats people, dude.

>> No.34626143
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>>34434801
So, this exists now.

>> No.34626249

Pregnant rumia

>> No.34630438

Daughter Rumia

>> No.34630525

Wife Rumia

>> No.34631019

Pregnant daughter-wife Rumia

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>> No.34635763

Rumia makes my dick a 78

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34636682

告白!

>> No.34641266

>>34635763
what?

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