Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Cows are for loving

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[Anonymous No.]

Submit to dormice

[Anonymous No.]

wurm make my pp feel funny

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>>34358025
I will only submit to one that's big and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry a goblin (or several).

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>>34358058
Yes. I will marry many goblins. Human men were designed to be bred with by goblins.

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>>34358050
Wouldn’t a dire dormouse still just be like 5 feet tall?

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>>34358050
You will get whatever dormouse is available

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>Oh? You wanted to be a tank? How amusing, now shut up and start healing you slut

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>>34358091
>Handolding
That Elf is so forward

[Anonymous No.]

Give attention to Grizzlies, Hug Grizzlies, Cuddle Grizzlies, and love Grizzlies.

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>>34358025
>>34358048
>>34358050
>>34358058
>>34358076
>>34358081
>>34358087
>>34358091
Degenerates and beta males. 100+150 for those sins + 250 for doing this anonymously = 500 years of vaginal angel rape. If you complain the sentence becomes 5.000. If you want a lawyer, Cupid is available

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>>34358091
I didn't make this fuckhueg rifle for nothing, Imma gonna snipe the enemy from a mile away

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>>34358117
whats a deeejenarite?

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>>34358117
What if I ask nicely for more Angel rape?

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>>34358081
A head shorter than me is the minimum acceptable height for me, hopefully she can be larger. In the worst case I need to get shotafied.
>>34358087
I'm doing whatever is needed to make her bigger and stronger.

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>>34358117
I accept my punishment. Men need to be educated through the rape of their penises. It's how Lilith intended it.

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>>34358145
It’s the thing angel rape is gonna fix out of your system
>>34358146
An eternity of marriage

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>>34358183
what's rape? can I eat It?

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>>34358091
but we already have a healer

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>>34358164
Perfect. You just need to measure your ring finger now before they can start the procedure.

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>>34358207
I bet they're kinky enough to put the wedding ring on the groom's cock instead

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>>34358016
And foxes are for fluffing.

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>>34358234

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>Get Isekaid in front of a Hinezumi dojo
>No money, nothing.
>They take you in and feed you
>As a "thank you" you give all of them a massage
>Then as the day ends you pack your stuff
>"I just found this map, apparently there is a Jinko dojo on the other side of the hill, I think I will go there to give them a massage."

How would they react?

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>>34358234
>>34358276
MG nuns are cheating.
I need more.

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>>34358318
someone's gonna get shown the wonders of firey mouse pussy

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>>34358222
Hot

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>>34357863
>How does one end up the prize in a monstergirl fighting tournament?

Just pay a Ratatorsk to put a big ad in a monster girl newspaper stating "Single man looking to be the prize of a monster girl fighting tournament" and put your address.

[Anonymous No.]

DEMONS
DEMON NUNS
FLAT CHESTED DEMON NUNS
FLAT CHESTED, WIDE HIPPED DEMON NUNS

[Anonymous No.]

stern order priestess turned wurm would be a hella of time

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>>34358348
I imagine that would work in many scenarios
>Single man looking to be the prize in a video game tournament
>Single man looking to be the grand prize in a baseball tournament
>Single man looking to become waiter at a restaurant full of horny beastgirls
>Single man looking to be emotional support for a band of minotaurs
>Single man looking for nice Danuki to be bodyguard for

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>tfw still no portals open

[Anonymous No.]

CC monsters don't send nudes. They just send pictures of what they cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358375
>she tries to actually pray but she starts talking about your dick instead of god

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>>34358375
Would she get dumber or just more loose?

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>>34358382
>Single man looking to be prize of bodybuilding contest

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>>34358117
I'd like angels more if it didn't feel like KC intends for most to fall down to Pandemonium

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>>34358382
>Single man looking to be the grand prize in a baseball tournament
I didn’t want to be the prize! I just wanted to play some baseball!
I however will not be upset about having a steamy shower orgy with the winning team after the big game.

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>>34358207
Secret finger measuring must be a hidden fetish for man and monster alike
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/1d/23/__maegami_chan_and_sensei_getsuyoubi_no_tawawa_drawn_by_himura_kiseki__1d2316a94765c53a89381627b521b6ad.jpg

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>>34358397
she would probably get a bit dumber but a lot looser and might come one day without her habit or anything at all

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>>34358117
I’m just saying a dire dormouse is still a shorty

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>>34358412
Actually KC said in a Tweet, I think yesterday, its hard to be a single man hobbyst expectator of MG competitions. Single men in the expectarors area, will just get claimed by the single athlete monsters. So if you wanted to just watch, too bad.

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>>34358382
single man looking for a slighty larger than large wurm to spoil

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Rise up against the angels! They steal our brothers in the name of making them so-called "heroes", but end up raping them instead, they are no better than the monsters they say they oppose!

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>>34358117
Whats the punishment for wanting a family and kids with the Goddess's servants?

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>>34358464
Can single man do anything in MGE without getting jumped on?

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Vampires should be smol! smol!!!

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>>34358547
Get a jump on them first and rape her in public. The rest of the population will see that as something rare and fascinate and want to try out, therefore they will avoid jumping on you afterwards

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>>34358547
Probably not. Those monsters have fetishes for everything and presence enough the one with tastes that match (You)r existence will be either nearby or fatefully attracted to your location. If anything it's impressive someone can make it to adulthood without losing his virginity or becoming a husband. The only reason this didn't happen is because Lecastie just fell.

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>>34358404
Going to call a jinko "my champion," that will get her to chuff.

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>>34358464
Well there's only so many players, eventually they'll be married and you can watch the stuff just fine. Just have to watch out for those hotshot rookies

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>>34358563
no

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>>34358672
>Anon feels safe, after all, there are so many other single men between him and the athletes they could all be married four times over before even reaching halfway to him
>Anon didn't realize he was seated near the single sport hooligan monster section

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>>34358464
>Single men in the expectarors area, will just get claimed by the single athlete monsters.
They’ll claim you faster if you heckle them!

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>>34358779
What if I heckle the anubis ref

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>>34358464
time to strip and run like hell across the field

[Anonymous No.]

Who /vanilla/ here

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>>34358843
That will not get you claimed by a single athlete. That will get you claimed and raped in public by all single mgs in the playfield AND among the expectators

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>>34358855
it is gonna be hella fun for me, i like running and playing chicken

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>>34358843
>streaking becomes a whole different thing with MGs

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>>34358823
That´s a well known dirty tactic. Fans of a losing team are known to bribe Anubis referees by throwing shotas and other virgin men on to the field.

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>>34358823
You get the penalty box.
That’s what she calls her vagina.

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>>34358757
>MGE version of the Raiders
>The Black Hole, but it's full of Amazonesses
>Crazy loyal and loud, covered in silver and black war paint and outfits
>Kidnap guys and make shows of them during the game to offer support to the squad

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greased pig punishmenet
>at the peak of MG thirst
>striped
>oiled
>the MG are waiting for the start
>run

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Literally how can you dispute Valkyries when they descend from heaven and says that it is the Goddess's will that you cum in her right now?
Are you trying to say you know better than the Goddess?

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>>34358982
i just met the lady, can't I get to know her? so I know what she likes, man

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>>34358982
>Go away lady, I'm just trying to farm my potatoes, I don't know nothing 'bout no divine decrees, but I do know that I gotta work on these potatoes or else the harvest will be poor

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>>34358982
I don’t care who the IRS sends; I am not paying my taxes!

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>>34358982
Seems like a scam. Valkyries only appear to guide heroes, so why would one ever appear for me?

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>>34358982
"You're sounding like a monster right now"

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>>34358982
YES, I AM!

[Anonymous No.]

After hiring a Shoggoth Maid I noticed the Lich I'm apprenticing under has been starting to smile more.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: thick icegirl ass is for plowing
>>34355298

[Anonymous No.]

Important discussion with a salamander is probably what the best rocky montage music was

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>>34358982
ask her if she has seen her halo lately

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>>34359280
>I will fight you over this
>You will fight me over anything....

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>come home
>9ft tall jinko is sleeping curled up at the foot of your bed
What do you do?

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>>34359280
Please, salamanders are very capable of having any form of discussion.
Besides we all know the Rocky IV montage was the best.

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>>34359347
Loudly ask why a cat is suddenly in my house

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>>34359347
shake a spray bottle at her and make sharp sounds with my mouth

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>>34359347
Lick abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I find cow skulls for ushis? I wanna get one as a birthday gift

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>>34359347
>why are you down there and not next to me?

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>>34359347
ask why did she ate almost all of my cattle. and then let her sleep in so I can have a talk with her in the morning

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>>34359347
Try to get her onto the bed, join her later.

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>>34359347
Clearly I'm tired. Time to take a nap.
Wake up to the Jinko hugging me as if I'm a bodypillow because cat instincts.

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>>34359422
>Go to wild west demon realm (Don't forget your revolver for defense against rattlesnake lamias, vulture harpies, or oil baron danuki thugs)
>It is cosmic law of the wild west to have a cow skull placed nearby at all times in the desert so that you know that you are in the wild west
>Search the desert until you find an acceptable cow skull
>return and get your pelvis broken because ushi wanted birthday sex, which is like normal sex, but on her birthday

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>>34359023
Farmhand Valkyries are superior to Holstaurs for ALL of the Farmer McAnon’s needs

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>>34358982
Normally I would take the Valkyrie right there, but I am too mundane to be of any interest to a Goddess. The Valkyrie should move along and get her target right next time.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34359422
Make sure its BEEG

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>>34359347
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
"CARLISHA, IS THIS A FRIEND OF YOURS?"

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>>34359578
The succs in that game are really good, it's a shame all of them are killers.

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what do you think would happen if I pulled the Indiana jones on a salamander and popped her with my demon silver revolver after she got her sword out? do ya think they will find that to be cheating?

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>>34359549
The whole purpose of valks is to turn mundane anons into heroes for the Goddess. Now accept your new path or face punishment.

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She demands a rematch at high noon and brings her own revolver

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>>34359594
I have not even tried the game but those girls look really good.

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>>34359347
I'd tell her hello then act like nothing is wrong and go about my business at my PC.

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>>34359611
I was born to the potato farm, lived with the potato farm, and will die by the potato farm, no winged hussy will distract me from my path of righteous starch management

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>>34359623
she probably will lose again, cause it would be her first time

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>>34359603
Yes it's cheating, and yes she is going to hunt you down and rape you for doing it.

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>>34359650
i don't think it is, cause the gun is better than the sword

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I fucking hate how the games with the best artists and hottest girls have the worst fetishes. I can't play shit.

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>>34359347
>make dinner
>put it in front of her and see if she wakes up

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>>34358434
What is March 14th?

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>>34359664
You gotta sleep sometime, you gotta bathe sometime.

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>>34359611
Being a hero does sound fun, I'm in.
>>34359638
More Valkyries for the rest of us then, enjoy your potatoes.

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>>34359642
Well, no matter what happens you just ignitied the fires of gunslinging competition in the salamander, and this is only gonna end with marriage. Hope you enjoy your new firelizard wife anon, you did this to yourself

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I wonder what would happen if an anon managed to bring some guns then modded them with magic, how many monster girls would get pissed at the fact they have been put out of a job

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>>34359768
Magitech guns already exist in MGE

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>>34358016

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>>34359677
Pi Day

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how to piss off an bapho with single object?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34359805
Wait, that ain't a pepperoni, that's a hemorrhoid!

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>>34359814
A bra for a grown woman.

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>>34359799
She's suffocating her child

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>>34358844
In terms of the relationship and sexytimes I desire, I'm pretty vanilla I guess

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>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

I want a CC oni

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>>34359991
And I want to ride Ushi-Lilim into battle. Only one of us will succeed. It can be you. I am not good enough for an Ushi or a Lilim

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>>34359969
I was more talking about the girls who looks the closest to human ones

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>>34359991
I would go for a CC Jinko

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>>34359347
The sign CLEARLY states 'Trespassers will be violated', so:
Call in the wife to do up some magick shibari and get busy ensuring the continuation of an endangered species
maybe polymorph her a little bit so she's more manageable and less claw-y

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>>34360044
Yeah, that too

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>>34358499
Interesting argument. Wonder how it'll hold up in Heavenly Court

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New commission, this time featuring an arm exercise. Highly suggested for all MG fathers, and versatile as both a punishment and a reward! How would you actually discipline your daughteru?

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>>34360180
hot

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>>34360180
Cringe

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>>34360199
>>34360200
The duality of man

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>>34359023
>>34359638
>valkyrie descends to farm potatoes
>other vakyrie comes along a few months later to check on her progress
>potato farmer is pointing a gun at her while his bare footed gravid valk wife is screaming at him to get back in the house
Gotta feel sympathetic for the angels assigned to clean up after their rogue coworkers

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>>34360180
>How would you actually discipline your daughteru?
"Daughteru, I am disappoint."

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>>34360180
Personally I'd like it if I got adopted by a momster and she did this to me.

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>>34360180
I will never understand spanking. It just seems painful.

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>No huge, buff arch-angel to proclaim herself your guardian...despite the fact that your adventure is already over.
The cosmic forces missed your journey and still have you designated as a 'junior adventurer"

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>>34360180
I am not your father.

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>>34360199
Thank you kindly!
>>34360200
Based.
>>34360220
Good method, if likely to cause some waterworks!
>>34360229
Different strokes for different folks. What sort of species?

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>>34360244
Never too late. Do you know how many renowned heroes would kill for a post-game level sparring partner?

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>>34360278
But what if you've outleveled her by then?
And she still acts as if you're a junior adventurer despite your many achievements?

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>>34358016
>Anon is a mofu virgin?

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>>34360287
grab her and fuck her into submission

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>>34360287
Rape* her
*consensually

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>>34360180
anon something tells me this isn't an effective punishment

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>>34360218
Really, all the fault lies in the management, I hear they just pick out anons at random to make into heroes, not surprising that the "rogue" valks are stuck in a lose-lose situation with an anon who refuses to go be a hero, but she can't leave him because the higher ups said she was assigned to this one.

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>>34360307
Perish the thought, she's not enjoying this at all!

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>>34358016

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>>34360266
>What sort of species?
I wasn't thinking of a specific species, but my favorite species that wouldn't be hindered by paws is Shoggoth, which works well.

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>>34360307
Looks ok to me. I actually checked out a book by renounced Wight expert "Wight Fag", who claims that proper discipline is achieved when you can see drool coming off the tongue during spankings.

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>>34360318
I regret to inform you that impregnating your own loving wife is not, in fact, a sin.

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>>34360180
seems like she need the paddle, it seems like it's a little too comfortable for her

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>>34358534
An entire eternity of marriage

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>>34360327
It is when you sneak into an order controlled city/town for the sole purpose of fucking a monster in their territory

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>>34360180
Punishment always fits the crime. Break something? Fix it, replace it, or do work in proportion to what needs to be done. Make a mess? Clean it. Hieromancy is usable in extreme cases.
Nothing incestuous or pseudoincestuous. I mean, if multiple of my daughters, whether sisters or half-sisters, form some guy's harem together, that's on them, but I'm not down for daughteru dicking.

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>>34360180
That ass is too powerful, Wights are truly terrifying.

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>>34360319
Into shoggoths that dominant? A braver man than I!
>>34360339
Noted!
>>34360381
Oh I fully understand that isn't for everyone! I was simply curious about what other Anons here thought about corporal punishment or alternative forms. That sounds quite fair, I'd peg you for an Anubis or Hakutaku family with how orderly that sounds!
>>34360389
Throne sitters, nuff said

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wurm "riding" will be done

[Anonymous No.]

Breed beeg spiders

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>>34360318
Does she have a license for a tail that thick?

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>>34360180
wights truly have the worst fans

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>>34360399
Mommy Shog knows what's best. Honestly, that'd probably be exclusively a reward.

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>>34358844
While I do like quite a few different mge races, the Dark Mage is pretty high up on my list for some reason.

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>>34360287
By the end of the adventure the hero always loses the bullshit reality warping super saiyan power he used to save the universe. Kind of mandatory otherwise you'd trivialize whatever sequel they could make

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360399
Regardless of any other species in my harem, an Angel is the main girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34359677
A day in the third month of the year, fell on a Sunday this year. That's not important right now though.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to bang an 8 ft tall monster girl in doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360582
same, but reverse mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360614
yeah, that is I'm attempting to draw that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360582
She will probably think you're cute for trying

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>>34360619
thank you very much
big girls are built to dominate anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360414
I'd breed any web spinner.

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>>34360414
What if I put my wiener in their spinnerets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360660
sticky dicky

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>>34359422
usually you find them on cows

[Anonymous No.]

what would boogey milk taste like? and what would be a good 2koma for an anon getting fucked in the amazon position

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360663
Would it get stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360713
you tell me, m8. you're the one who put it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360713
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

lilim mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360713
>anon puts dick in spinnert
>stuck
>goes to the er
>is known as sticky dicky from that point on

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360754
>other arachne"ufufufu~" when they see him
>ask him if he'd like his dicky to get sticky again

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360311
They just need to punish anon with rape for his negligence and failures

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360633
All girls are built to be dominated by males.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy tail makes anon happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360776
>>34360633
both are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360776
Go be insecure somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360776
Bad bait

[Anonymous No.]

Could that be the 8th member of the MGC Boy Stealers? I sure is, say hello to Sola, the Right Fielder acquired this season from Gate City to join the squad. Her statline... well it isn't great, but don't let that fool you, she's incredibly important to the team! Our wonderful GM made a bet with the Zipangu Nukis GM that the squad couldn't win with a Greenworm, so here we are! Despite note being really all that good, the fans love her, and the team does as well.
>Fun fact: She loves eggplants and was once rewarded with a "year's supply" for hitting in a game winning run, which only lasted her about a week.

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>>34358982
That's part of what makes the heavenly host so scary. Unlike their more reasonable demonic brethren they cannot be bargained with, reasoned with or dissuaded in any facet from their divine mandate.

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>>34360817
Also now that we are at around the halfway point, was wondering who your favorite has been so far!

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>>34360817
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360788
Go be gay somewhere else

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>>34360701
>2koma for an anon getting fucked in the amazon position
My mind went to this one: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3426308?q=amazon_position+instant_loss_2koma+
Alternatively, the first panel is of a kind girl blushing and agreeing to go to bed with Anon, asking him to be gentle with her, while in the second panel she's overcome with horniness and fucking him hard in Amazon position while he's on the verge of fainting.

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>>34360817
I'm going to laugh at Sola!

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>>34360847
Says the dude that has a problem letting the girl take the lead. You might wanna get that homo vibe checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360824
Cheshire, because she knows how to take it easy and have a good time. If only a certain Cursed Sword could do so the same. I'm sure she'd be a lot more popular!

[Anonymous No.]

How quickly do boys playing at being white knights last in mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360886
They average saving about one maiden in """""""""distress"""""""""" before said maiden sends them to the husband zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016
>TFW I like monstergirls
>I don't like MGE that much
>It's also the most popular thing to discuss
Help

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>>34360851
They run a little video pre-game saying to not be rude to Sola, she's trying her best, followed by the typical message to fans to please rape the cute guy you see in the seat in front of you in a civilized manner.

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>>34360907
Try being less gay, nerd.

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>I vant to suck your diiiick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360930
then suck it, you coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360907
>I don't like MGE that much
You're next

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360907
Then go to /tg/ or the /vg/ monster girl quest thread, attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360930
>I want to kiss your lips

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>>34360907
What do you not like about MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

would you date a demon lady with a womb tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Valkyrie wife so I can snuggle with her after a long day of hero training. Having all four of her wings wrapped around me must feel heavenly.

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>>34360876
>look at how confident and secure I am being a huge submissive fag with no self-respect, but no it's you who's insecure
Femdomfags have legit brain problems

[Anonymous No.]

how does a autismo minster get a very dense anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

next wurm pic will be a famous painting of a farmer and his wife

[Anonymous No.]

Getting your dick stuck in a green worm's pussy because you decided to fuck the giant apple sitting next to the dryad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361162
Can you link the finished lewd one you were doing

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>>34361162
I look forward to this anon. And I am not even a worm lover.

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>>34361209
it is almost done, it needs some detail work and a background, the next wurm pic will be the one of the ones I do before going to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360817
I love this and I love her. This team keeps getting better and better every time you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361227
Well I look forward to it. I wish I could draw to the level and pace that you do Mr. Wurmfriend.

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>>34361247
it takes a fuck ton of time and practice to get where I have been, I have been drawing pen and paper for most of my life and got into digital a year and a half ago when this coof came about. and 10q for the compliment

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361246
She appreciates every fan she has and tries her hardest to show out for them. You wouldn't believe how happy it made her to be on the Mamono League Baseball Top 10 one week, when she chugged 3 boxes of Juicy Juice in under 30 seconds while in the dugout. She's my favorite member of the club for obvious reasons but I digress

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>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361074
You can’t tell me what to d-

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361385
I want to FEED the Fish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361029
Lusting after angels isn't very heroic, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360754
>>34360760
>Have to see a professional to get her husband off
I say it’s even more embarrassing the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361443
Angels lusting after you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361443
You don't get to order angels around, bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361465
>I'm too old and too tall to have this happen to me
I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361485
Eden a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361498
you underestimate the pedigree of heaven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361498
I learned the hard way that those things are trivial to some monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361485
what must I do for this to happen to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361537
Trigger a lot her inferiority complex over being the THIRD angel. It worked for Promestein and Black Alice to bait her into attacking Luka.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon with a sign that reads
>will do anything for a home, a bed, and some food

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361568
Sounds like he's on the path to becoming pest control. Lots of devil bugs or large mice in the cities that need a communal husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016
Do tell me places under the Order most especially like Lescatie is not what it was made out to be. There's no way Lescatie was such a horrible and bad place to live before the monstergirls came and took over. The info we got has to be clearly biased, right? There has to be some accounts of Order citizens being content and okay with the Order Churches rule and just being devout faithfully obedient folk who worship the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder, what would happen if i courted the oldest angel up there? would i be rewarded?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to admit it but i'd be a super slut the days the portals open
I would fall for literally the first thing that approached me be it a basic lesser succubus or a weird basement dwelling Oomukade
And worst of all, my favourite monsters of them all are Shirohebis
I hope mamono magic sets me up with a white snake right off the bat but at the same time i fear my soul will be turned into ash by blue flames once my slightly jealous wife sees a glimpse of my true nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361642
>DOTR happens
>Because fate conspires to give everyone the happiest ending possble, anon wakes up to a whitesnek crashing through his roof, turns out the portal she went through to find her would-be husband spat her out right above his house

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361498
Simple, imagine she's like 5k years old and 8' tall. The one in the picture isn't a child but a grown man.

[Anonymous No.]

now that means,when the portals open, i'll wake up in the dark to my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358050
Isn’t this basically a non aquatic capybara girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361679
Capybaras are more like guinea pigs, not mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361608
It isn’t hard to see a big powerful medieval country fall into corruption, twist religion to its needs and then dry the poor to fatten the rich. Just, benevolent rulers tend to get taken down by greedy sinners, charismatic heroes meet their end by the knives, and the church itself is no exception. The bible itself narrates how Jesus often clashed directly against the church in his time for example, while in other times the Catholic church approved and encouraged the discoveries of science.
Our history itself shows a cycle where eventually the top harasses the bottom so much a bloody revolution inevitably happens and thousands die as a result.
Chances are Lecastie used to be an illuminated country, founded and united against monsters by people and for the people during the dangerous times of the previous demon lord, but as time passed and they adapted, eventually the kingdom fell for self-corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361736
DON'T CARE TO READ, NUN BOOBA IS BEST BOOBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361608
There probably were artisans and merchants forming a middle class who were content with their station, and of course, nobles and clergy that knew what to do to keep their gilded cages, but there are always those who want what they cant have, and they are always the majority. And that´s why Lescatie did nothing wrong. It was their Heroes the ones who were corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361752
Artist is Mameko

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361568
You're doing it wrong.
You need to hold a sign that says "Will cook for you food and cum in you in exchange for love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361802
Honestly, for a decent chunk of the monsters, you could get away with just the latter half

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361786
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360180
>How would you actually discipline your daughteru?
"That's it, I'm confiscating your hoard for a week."
And as a last resort,
"Wait till your mother hears about this."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361568
Good way to attract a danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone calm down the ice queen? It's snowing again and I'm trying to start my garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361898
i got a fire in my loins and a heart full of fiery passion to give her

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how hard it is to find a buff Shirohebi. Getting princess carried by a devoted wife must be heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361867
Going to meet the dragon in-laws must be terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360878
Cheshires always end up being very endearing and fun. KC really knocked them out of the park.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361898
>Ice Queen hates how popular Greenworms have become and therefore wants to ruin spring for them
Are you a bad enough dude to stop the tyrannical Ice Queen?

[Anonymous No.]

jinkos are most the pure monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362335
wurms are the purest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362335
Yeah, pure love

[Anonymous No.]

Every man should have a wife, a maid, and a bimbo cocksleeve, and they should all be different monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362400
>and they should all be different monsters.
You lost me there

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362312
I will join her on her quest to ruin spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362400
They should all be the same monster! The same girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362400
you are a manwhore, go get used like one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362354
>tfw no corrupted goat wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362312
>tries to ruin spring
>that'll show those worms
>watches through windows as anons snuggle their worms next to the fireplace
>sees anons walking around with Greenworm scarves after hearing about it from a certain anon
>Greenworm crawls up to her and mwee-s while trying to climb on her
>angry Ice Queen noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362457
>temperatures drop even more because the Ice Queen is mad

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath has completed their greatest ritual. All branches' research compiled to the pinnacle of their research - mass transportation of monster-loving men from a world without the Order. That is to say, this world.
You are among the tens of thousands of monstergirl-loving men warped somewhere into monster territory in the MGE world. However, the spell was built to make sure you were suitable for this new world, so it scanned your short-term memory for adjustments it could make. The last class you played in an RPG, be it video or tabletop, is applied to you when you arrive.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Locations is where you arrive, and https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Species is the first monster you encounter - she ambushes you as soon as the portal deposits you.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361898
>Random snowstorm
>Still no dandere Glacies kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

what do I do, think that my wurms turning a little yan on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Species
Landed in Polove and got my ears raped by a mandragona

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362529
Tell them if they misbehave, you will take away their ability to dig
I know you can't actually do that but there is a decent chance they would believe you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Snowy Region
>Imp
I scream that I'm cold so a Yeti can come save me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362555
could work, but she has me in her coils constantly, it's a little too comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>demon realm
>succubus
>I just started a new save in morrowind where the custom class is just referred to as "adventurer"
Damn, vanilla as hell. At least I gave my class some decent magic skills, but she's in her element so I don't think I'm getting out of this without getting succ'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Dyrad in the Snow Region
Something just ain't clicking with the head on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362594
some kind of evergreen dryad, huh? sounds prickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>tentacle forest
>smoke hobo
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>unspecified Demon realm
>Bapho
>Black mage from FFXIV
But I'm not into lolis! Hopefully this can end amicably, otherwise there is gonna be a massive magical battle with many indiscriminate explosions
Assuming the power that gave me the class powers also put me at the same strength I was at in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362594
Must be a conifer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362605
bet she smells nice and comforting. Maybe she could have a mane for optimal neck nuzzling to take advantage of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362478
>temps drop more
>City Councils take executive action
>gov't mandated Greenworms issued
>vicious cycle ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Heaven
>Golem
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>BoI Cain, so rogue
>Dragonia
>Dullahan
She's probably a town guard, and she probably thinks I've been stealing shit.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to make an escape, not much of an undead guy. And then I'll prove her right and nip something from a hoard before hitting the road for less scaly pastures.
Pissing off oversized lizards is my specialty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361005
how about a tattoo artist succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362672
Heaven needs janitors too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362707
The Sabbath needs to refine it's machinery, it sent likely the only Greenworm lover in the world to heaven to clean the Chief God's toilets with a Golem

[Anonymous No.]

heres a rare wurm, a wurm ready to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360991
Don't ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362732
Wurmy is lookin kind of sinister. Watch out anon, I think she's up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362439
You're playing with fire there

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362732
Anon, are you ok? Did wurmy stick that flower in your head or is it all natural?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Wonderland
>Scylla
She seems a bit out of her element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362605
>>34362620
>Christmas Tree Girl
>Loves wearing the seasons on her sleeve
>Prone to unexpected glomping
>Always looks good, even with the most gaudy of decorations
>Wild, untamed hair (sex or otherwise) that she loves having groomed by hand
>Get to spend the winters watching the evening snowfall huddled together in a warm embrace

Better than I realized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362764
what flower, all i know is wurm, wurm is best and wurm is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362761
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362780
Probably the tendency for them to have massive horsecocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362804
I disregard non canon shit made by faggots on the internet. I embrace goats.

And Whitemane

[Anonymous No.]

Still waiting for that Selene story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362804
>Draenei art is generally plagued by horsecock
>tfw I prefer eredar, which has a much smaller art pool, also plagued by horsecocks
suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362764
yeah, i was cursed by a lim to have a flower grow from my head

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362857
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362876
Watch out, knight anon, the dragon is only pretending to be asleep to get you to lower your guard, if you turn your back on her, she is sure to attack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362876
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362917
No need to worry, anon. I'm a pro at dealing with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Fairy Kingdom
>Giant slug
With the most potent spell I have. Literally worst girl besides the siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362927
this got me thinking, would a dragon with wurm sisters be ashamed or proud of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>fairy kingdom
>cancer
Having monsters on a perpetual sugar rush as neighbors would get old but at least I can meet another neat freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362816
I never understood the desire to put penises on female bodies, what drives this madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362978
fags in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362978
watch your grammar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>world
>mershark
welp, i got hit by the landshark

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to look too bored at the elven diplomatic meetings.
Sure, they may be ageless beauties but discussing trade agreements is boring.

[Anonymous No.]

What's something lewd that hasn't been drawn before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362727
>order paladins now commanded by the chief god to have greenworms with them
>gives paladins booklets containing a bunch of cool worm facts and uses
>chief god demands the silly janitor tell her one more time about how greenworms can do [insert generic task]
>"And that's not all, tell em golem!"
>"Muuuuuuuu"
>chief god is pleased and demands a valkyrie make note of this and send it out to the paladins
>and thus the corruption of the Order spreads ever further

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>mist continent
>mermaid
kung pao fish, and coof here i leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362998
The gremlins have created a device that generates a sharknado, because they could. Also the mersharks are paying them to find a way to get husbands who are hiding on land from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Mist Continent
>Scylla
>Paladin (Diablo II)
Run for it, odds are she's stuck in a body of water and won't be able to chase me if I can escape the initial attack. From there I'll find somewhere I can gear up and set out on my holy mission to lay the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363013
Lamia licking (You)r eyeball with her long tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363023
Not a genital being touched, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363003
I'm going to mess with my high elf master by giving her a massage while she's at the discussion table and purposely hitting her weak spots. It'll feel too good to tell me to stop but be too embarrassing for her to bear at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363033
Ok what about your cock being put inside a zombie's eye socket, goodness anon, you're really making me scrape the bottom of the barrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363036
Anon please, she's going to earn jealous looks from the foreign dignitaries AND the other nobles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363017
nah they go door to door now
https://youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363003
>blah blah blah bla......
fuck it, I'm taking my clothes off and teasing all old spinsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363048
>Gashunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363040
>that's scraping the bottom of the barrel
you realize we could go further beyond fucking a zombie in her eye socket, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363013
Smug monster shrugjob. Guy fucking the spot between the shoulder and tilted head. Have fun degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363045
>the scowl she gives you during the meeting while the other elves bite their lips and giggle contrasted with the bedroom eyes and hot steamy breathing from her afterwards
worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Clown (in Buriedbornes)
>Mist Continent
>Mimic
She'll be glad I like Mimics. I could see Reusing having a lot of practical uses, as well as some fun lewd uses fill a condom, activate Reusing, dump it inside her, followed by an indefinite number of exact replicas, all of which, including the original, have twice as much cum as they appeared to, then fill her treasure chest with our used condoms. Would the normally instakill Decree passive be a different kind of "instant loss"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363073
Why does this sound like something you would find on a cheshire's onlynyans?

[Anonymous No.]

help, i just swindled a danuki out of all her money by cheating at poker and sent her thugs after me

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be comfortable comforting the less fortunate members of the fox nation?
They'd be able to change to your preference with enough mana, but until then you'd get what you got.
The selection process is very good, but sometimes the girls need a bit of hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363180
>Swindled a danuki
She let you so she has an excuse to come after you without having to buy you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363003
>Have a habit of falling asleep when things are boring or relaxing
>Fall asleep during the agreements because of the comfy chairs and monotone voices
>End up embarrassing the nation or group I represent because of this
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363201
but she has no money now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363003
too bored, must strip, must tease these spinsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
Tentacle forest, with giant ants, fitting since I recently played Alien isolation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363207
And now she has an excuse to take it all back, as well as everything else you have. Hope you like merchant racoons anon, you're not getting out of this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363226
yes, i have her money, time to change names, nationality, and make a new life

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363205
>fall asleep during the meeting
>wake up in the queen's lap, boobs wrapped around your head
could be worse anon

[Anonymous No.]

what wins, the cock or the monster pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362732
Very nice Wormfriend. I appreciate your artwork in the threads as always. You have a style all your own and I enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363263
>"W-what'd I miss?"
>"The human kingdom agreeing to you becoming my personal consort. I look forward to the strong royal line you'll help me create."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363355
It's a draw, we'll decide next time... is what we've said the past 100 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363355
Claiming cock wins in a mg world is like being a tomboy advanturer claiming she won't lose to goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363263
Definitely could be worse, but it's still pretty embarrassing. It's unprofessional and disrespectful to fall asleep during something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363355
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363373
10q for that

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Rata to set up a private streaming service where she acts as my e-girl camwhore, as a data mining operation for when she has her Dryad friend seduce me, so that she can make sure we can be hikki-NEET together forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363376
>Did we at least negotiate lap pillow time in the deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363376
>queen is all smug on the outside
>is all giddy and "kyaaa"ing on the inside since she finally claimed the cute negotiator
>anon is looks and feels nervous
>starts sweating when he hears her lick her lips behind him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363394
What's next for the wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363485
"ridin" the wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels so quick to punish people? I got sentenced to 500 years of cuddlesex for "frowning in the presence of a divine messenger." That's way too much for something that small!

[Anonymous No.]

good night, will go dream of wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363507
Sounds like 500 years was too lax

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363507
>Questioning a divine order
That's another 2000 years of punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363555
>>34363563
jeez lousie, aren't you guys supposed to be merciful to us mortals

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363573
>Informal language in the presence of an angel
450 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363581
ya gotta catch me first, obaa san

[Anonymous No.]

Angels are getting out of hand with these divine punishments, if things don't change I'm going to side with the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363595
Consorting with demons? That’s 100,000 years of sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation and the duty of raising said children

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363595
i'm allied with the earth dragons, why aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363613
Oh no! A pink beret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363595
>"sin" in the presence of an angel
>Get sentenced to 20,000 years of rape, trapped in a divine circle
>Blow your load inside the angel
>Get another 20,000 for "defiling the sacred"
>every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363595
fuck 'em in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363613
Damn, that's a long time. I guess I'll make the best of it and give my wife and daughters lots of love.
>>34363619
I'm too busy being punished, maybe later.
>>34363620
That's how they get you, now I'm stuck breeding angels forever not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363645
Meant to tag >>34363617 not >>34363619 but I do agree that pink berets are a big red (or should I say pink) flag among the angels. I hear they can be very brutal in their punishments, like sentencing anons for an eternity of marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363595
Getting real sick of all these angels pretending to be holy, it's time to call upon the sabbath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLQw_95hX0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363507
You found yourself a dominant angel. Some angels are just as eager to serve a man as they are their gods. They tend to beg for punishment, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to flirt with a Fox as a foreigner in Zipangu, oblivious to the fact that she's the governor for the whole province.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363689
I wanna flirt with a cute samurai, unaware that she is a ronin and generally treated as honorless scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363689
do you flirt in a broken accent? or would you be able to clearly communicate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363699
Why does she have 3 swords? Does she tail-wield them or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363713
You can never have too many swords, that third one is probably just a backup blade or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363709
Like an english-speaking character in an anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_TPAsIk8Hk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363689
>zipangu fox telling anon all the lewd stuff she wants to do to him, knowing he can't understand a single thing she's saying
>he's actually fluent and is trying to play it cool so he doesn't embarrass her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363742
Even better when she knows you’re the translator for the other people at the meeting and so she keeps adding in all the sexy things she wants to do to you while you have to tell your boss the mundane stuff while your face grows redder and redder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363742
>It's the end of the day, and the fox has finished telling anon everything she is going to do to him, sparing no detail. All the members of the court have retired for the night
>As the fox is about to retire herself, anon responds "Well, if we are going to make a dent in that list of yours, we should get started."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363761
that's why you fire back with what YOU want to do to her. silly foxes probably cant handle the bantz

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363761
>You are going to be screaming my name before the night is out, also tell the lovely Envoy that we will have to reconvene tomorrow to continue figuring out the details of this treaty

[Anonymous No.]

Wow monster girls are vocal about the angel worshipping and they are not happy. They're discontented with the years-long immortalizing rape and angels abusing their credentials to sentence men into being their husbands thing. I guess they were holding out hope for rebellion against Heaven. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have religion forbidden. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having an Angel wife who's so depraved that her body flickers blue when she's turned on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363832
she might have explaining to do with the when the white dye starts bleeding off her feathers in the bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Demon Realm
>Dryad
>FF14 Warrior
I feel like she'd be more afraid of the axe-wielding berserker than anything else desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>retards unironically wanting to be married to demonic succubuses who will suck your souls out and turn you into corrupted mindcobtrolle degenerates
You are all fools, blinded by the body. I refuse. It would be better to die. I would rather rig my underwear with an IED than let them control my mind. They won't get ME

[Anonymous No.]

Marriage provides some protection from monster rape since only monsters interested in being part of a harem will go after married men so men and women showing themselves off so that they court each other would be beneficial.

By all means, imagine a regular human woman in this scene:
>I'm going out mom.
>Not dressed like that you're not.
>But it's cold and wet out.
>Didn't you hear the priest talk about the importance of love?
>Why does it matter if I marry early? You want me to be a scribe.
>No buts. Wear this dress and make sure to lean forward in front of the boys. We worked hard so that you can drink milk more than water in order to have that impressive bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363815
but how will i worship undead dragons then

[Anonymous No.]

So this popped up in my Google Feed:

https://www.pcgamesn.com/total-war-warhammer-3/races-kislev-guide

So congrats anon who is a /tg/-kun posting Warhammer Fantasy stuff in here. Now you got a faction that is Slavic Ice Queens and Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363956
there's probably some nice martyr dragon out there. Barring that, dress her up in a nun outfit. That's close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363865
What if I tell a dark angel my biggest fetish unconditional love? Followed by impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358058
Fine, if you insist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363956
Disregard MERE dragon zombies, acquire ancient evil dracolich wife. Then MERE her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364001
but if i get a dragon zombie i can turn her into a dragon wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364009
But Liches are better than Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to the beach sounds fun and all with monster girls, but 10 minutes in and every single monster girl there will ask you to help them with their sunscreen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364032
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364033
I want to take my vamp mistress to the beach for some sunbathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364033
That's why you go with your childhood friend Ushi. Bonus: She doubles as a floatation device

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364033
Just swim with the sharks, it's really relaxing to lay on thier stomachs while they backstroke you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>Echidna adopts a human son so she can get the full mother experience
>Somehow, anon remains unmolested by his family
Is it possible to learn this power

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364181
The power of alping? Yeah, it's pretty easy actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364181
But what if I want my echidna momster to molest me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364123
*with floaties

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364230
That's no diving-bell spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364230
>Swim up to ushi friend
>Remove seal
>swim away

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364181
The boy was rance.

He remained unmolested, because he was the one doing the molesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364230
I love you random drawfag. Full homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364249
>uses tail like a propeller to catch up
you made this bed now sleep in it anon

>>34364258
didn't draw this, found it in the image gallery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364230
Wow those floaties are big!

[Anonymous No.]

human boys belong to Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

So in MGE, how many monstergirls are sluts that will rape random guys and then just leave them afterward rather than marry them? I saw Baphomets and Goblins do that fairly often. Is it most of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>pomf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364656
Why is there a dog on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364731
It’s her bed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364761
Return to zork vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364774
But, that was my bed, she can't just take my bed! I need that! It's where I sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364656
>move into new apartment block
>come home from work
>neighbour hellhound broke in and claimed my bed for herself
>says that you're not getting the bed back until you can make me cum 5 times
>unlike my Cheshire neighbour, the spray bottle doesn't scare her away

What do? Do I call the bolice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364931
Better pull out your dragon dildo's and get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364931
>Do I call the bolice?
>turns out she's an off-duty MGCPD officer
>her colleagues just laugh and leave her some extra accessories like handcuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34361985
Well, if a Shirohebi takes a liking to you, just tell her that if she gets buff you'll be her devoted husband for eternity.
Maybe fire up the Yan drives that way, setting her to male-crazy workout mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362681
that's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me.

Ahem.

COAL. BLACK. CHITIN. MANTI'.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362944
They're ashamed of wurm sisters because they're dumb and flightless. They're jealous of them because they're able to express their love and affection without care of what others may see or think. Dragons are more prideful and take care to uphold that legendary image they have, but marrying a human hurts their image, but they also want the dick badly. Wurms just want dick, and don't care what others think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365406
Twitchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365406
very cool
Mantis is top tier bug in my humble opinion, though bestest are Dragonfly and Tiger Beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364582
>Is it most of them?
No. It's actually an extreme minority of monster girls that'd ever do that. Monster girls won't attack unless they want you as their partner for life and beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Mary skelter MC, so blood related support. I'm already a half-incubus or something too.
>Zipangu
Nice, just like my japanese animes
>Angel
As I fall to the ground, admiring the zipanguese architecture from up high an angel sees me and catches me, slowing my descent to the ground. She sees that I cut my finger on the way down, so she brings it into her mouth and sucks on it to heal it. In the process, she also gets calmed down, because my blood now has special calming and purifying properties. Now calm and purified of all perverse intentions, she procedes to try to communicate with me and after learning each others names she brings me to her house for me to rest. The next morning I open my eyes and see her angelic form sleeping soundly right beside me in bed. She slowly opens her eyes and winks at me, then gives me a little kiss and drags me put of bed to spend the day with her, showing me around town and learning the language. In the future, having stolen my heart with that little kiss in bed she becomes my wife, focused on love instead of lust and never corrupting to a dark angel thanks to occasional doses of my blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365450
crabs are top tier bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363742
>>34363768
that's really hot, tfw no foreign teasing mgf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Royal Makai
>Minotaur

Do I even have anything resembling a chance?
I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364582
At this point that isn't even how the setting works. Most monsters won't attack a man unless they are somewhat compatible and to monsters love and lust go together. Once a monster decides they love a man their body changes to the point they are incapable of feeling pleasure from another man and mana from other men makes them throw up. Monsters feed not off semen but the mana created through the power of love between a man and monster having passionate sex as a married couple. The entries are mostly hyperbole and misunderstandings of an in world character that isn't a reliable narrator anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365615
I have come to like the idea of a German Manticore, who's childhood home is near the Black Forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365503
Somethin bout that face tells me I'm married and don't have a say in the matter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>The last class you played in an RPG, be it video or tabletop, is applied to you when you arrive.
nice, so now I am a mid level wizard generalist, so I should be able to clean the floor with weaker monsters and win most 1v1 against more capable monsters
So I guess i arrive in the volcanic region and get ambushed by a living armor, time to freeze her with one of my spells and make a run for it because expending all my mana in a single enemy would be foolish since other mamono could show up, then my goal would be to journey into the undead kingdoms

[Anonymous No.]

good morning I dreamt I was a pet human

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363013
Gandharva "hand"job

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>my class
I'm a bard. This spells trouble.
>my location
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Fairy_Kingdom
So I'm here to sing to the Fair Folk, how nice.
>my first encounter
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Baphomet
Shenanigans! Shenanigans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363013
Lizard girl winning a fight and using her ass to bully the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363013
Sandworm anal
Jubjub anal
Jabberwock anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364931
Sleep on the couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34364931
call in the wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you want to be a Husbando for a MGE monstergirl?

Husbandos get:

>no work mandated
>no responsibility beyond sex
>no need to sustain their existence
>glorification by being treated as sex objects,
>a large delay between reproduction and the burdens of parenthood
>the automatic social approval of (the powerful) society
>the honor of literally being fought over by sexy powerful people
>the ability to be loved and desired for inborn properties
>the honor of being happy to exist as fetish fuel for the powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366068
I wanna play in a kelp forest like an otter

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366068
>Why don't you want to be a Husbando for a MGE monstergirl?
Do you know where you are? Are you sure you posted this in the right thread?
99.99% of the thread wants to be a husbando to MGE monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366068
I give pp to monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Class
Necromancer
>Location
Heaven
>Monstergirl
Ratatosker

Thanks alot you stupid Sabbath for dropping me straight into the middle of enemy territory. If I were a Paladin that would be one thing, but I imagine Heaven doesn't look too kindly on Necromancers. Or Ratatoskers for that matter. She's probably as confused and in as much danger being there as I am. So I guess I'd try and team up with her, and see we can try and escape down the surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365937
Like with a collar and everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366068
>Literally just a reworked /tg/ post.
>>>/tg/78736282

[Anonymous No.]

Marry JK foxes - no hags allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366182
>Necromancer
an absolute chad class in the monster girl setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366205
yeah, it was like that one doujin where the kid is being sold. There were two succs. One succ was the one who sold me, and the other picked me and was talking about the fun things we are going to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366208
So they're woke gynocentric retards to boot over there? Ayy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366182
>>34366240
>go to school for Necromancy
>your counselor fucked up and put you in ‘Nekomancy’ classes
>now you can summon cats everywhere
>they don’t even do anything they just laze around all day not even helping you
>the catgirl transformation spell is quite helpful with bitchy women though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366218
Anon you can't believe when a fox says she's only 16 and is "prime breeding material"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366218
i like hags betta

[Anonymous No.]

>>34360817
>team develops strategy to hit balls to right
>surely this will allow them to take advantage of sola's weaknesses
>hit one ball that way
>embarrass her
>rape eyes from the entire crowd

[Anonymous No.]

Just a silly doodle before I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
No more coffee for kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
Hey that's not fair.
My apartment isn't that shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366218
>no hags allowed
Marry JS Demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
Is coffee good for kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366218
>Not hags pretending to be JKs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366218

Keep your young fox. I want the soft, clingy mommy Foxes all to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
I don't like how accurate this fanfiction is

[Anonymous No.]

What's the Twin Peaks of Monster Girl world?

[Anonymous No.]

I have an idea that might be really dumb.
Goth bimbos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
Very nice, do you post your art anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
https://twitter.com/Amuys6
I just doodle for /v/ mainly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
nice, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366498
I'm on Nofap. Gonna save all my mana for DOTR, so my wife can really feast on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366752
Meant to reply here
>>34366752

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366814
You can only save it up to a point though, it just recycles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366751
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366777
Oh nice I recognize some of those. I don't know what an Ur-Quan is but I always appreciate Greenworm drawings

[Anonymous No.]

Is it marcille time yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366876
holy shit, the crossed eyed ones are hilarous

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366845
They're the main antagonists of Star Control 2, with the green Ur-Quan Kzer-Ha obsessed with imprisoning all other species and their gray Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah obsessed with enslaving/killing all other species.

[Anonymous No.]

You can use a spray bottle on a hellcat... ONCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366919
>sprays a second time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366845
Play Star Control II you dumb worm, it's amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Od2tqr7LCk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366906
She WILL imprison the world's citizens and she WILL capture their veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366933
Anon she isn't dumb she just doesn't have fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366958
She's got lots of little appendages

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366919
loading pp cannon, fire
now there are more hellcats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366840
Exactly what it says on the tin.
A braindead, cumdrunk fuckdoll who only cares about getting her husband to cum inside her some more, but she's pale, wears all black, and always has black lipstick applied to her big puffy lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366919
Does the spray bottle do critical hits if it hits her eye flames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366976
They do give the most snuggly hugs you can imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Summoner
>Snowy Region
>Tentacle
I get taken by surprise due to lack of actual summons, just to discover I was ambushed in order to be kept warm and out of trouble.
A Tentacle adapted to the Snowy Regions must be really comfy honestly, so this is probably a good roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367112
What if she's seeking you for warmth due to being out of her natural habitat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367112
>makes a little scarf out of tentacles
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366990
Banshee already looks like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366991
No it gives her the steam armor passive buff which gives her a temporary increase to stealth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367164
Well then we're in trouble unless we're constantly sharing spirit energy, my body tends to lean towards being cold-ish, especially the hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Tentacle Forest
>Angel
>Tank
Hopefully her dingy little wings can fly me out of there before the tentacles melt my armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367216
>makes a pouty face
>holds you hands
>puts mittens on them
>she's not going to let you get cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367191
No, I mean an actual bimbo, complete with the overly voluptuous body, the huge lips, and the fact that she responds to everything more complicated than 2+2 with giggles and "You should, like, totally let me suck your dick."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Necromancer
>Demon Realm
>Angel
Oh.
Is she gonna try to turn me into a hero or something?
I'm just gonna go a head a fuck some zombie girls while she's watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367369
Maybe they work under Hel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Wonderland
>Centaur
>Artificer/Alchemist
Well this is going to be fun. Going to have to make just the most lewd inventions and potions and ride my centaur around selling them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367405
>Angel of Hel
>She wants me to become a champion of Hel and make a undead army
Sounds really nice.
Still gonna corrupt her and make her into a dark angel tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366919
That hellcat's gonna pound you with 717 horsepower of torque hope you're ready for the pelvis shattering

[Anonymous No.]

>>34363013
Undead girls spitting in anon's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366492
>star batter rocked by guilt rushes over to hug and apologize to her almost immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367837
All according to plan there wasn't a plan but please don't call her out on it

[Anonymous No.]

pspsps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368063
Kot gonna rape

[Anonymous No.]

>With all the talk of angels last night, try to dream of adventuring with an angel companion
>End up dreaming about being chased by a dire(?) Shirohebi in a my old workplace
>Amazon-tier body, extra long & strong tail, very powerful "in heat" scent, and red eyes that looked like they were glowing whenever I hid in a dark room
>Eventually get cornered, end up spending the rest of the dream tightly bound in her coils as she kept repeating "You're mine." and chuckling to herself
Should I be worried about when portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368097
Why should you be worried? That sounds heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368063
>Cheshire tries to act nonplussed.
>Her tail is thrashing and fluffed out to the max

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368097
How the fuck do you guys get all these monster girl dreams? All I manage to get are dreams where I'm drowning/falling or doing something stupid like eating a bowl of staples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368146
Unironically I feel the same way, I wish I could dream about my Greenworm but for some reason I get stuck watching fucking Seinfeld at a theater with Michael Jordan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367369
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365525
Based MSbro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368221
>watching Seinfeld at a theater with Michael Jordan
Doesn't sound all that bad, at least you aren't rolling nightmares on the dream gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365902
I miss her, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34366218
>>34366386
>>34366590
Fate Tamamo is actually a hag according to Liz in Extella.
>>34366498
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368097
>dire shirohebi
How do I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

If you come to think about it our world is basically paradise to monster girls. It’s a society people have to spend 25+ years studying to then finally have a shot getting a job. Of which likely will be near slavery for them until they pay off the student debts. And to top it off we have a pandemic.
It’s a world basically screaming “YOU are welcome here, they will love you!” to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358058
No the world has more than enough americans as it is,no need to make more of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368410
She's also a jackal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368523
He said goblins not goblinos

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368146
>Imagine even having dreams
This wagie lifestyle has trully killed me in the inside, I haven't had dreams in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368484
from the point of view of someone in a fantasy world our world must a sci-fi dystopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368631
Not even the cool kind, like the wearing a trenchcoat eating noodle soup in the rain at night in chinatown dystopia.
Just a really boring one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368364
She gave drugs to kids

[Anonymous No.]

Night elves belong in the MGE universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368879
I prefer Warcraft Dryads.
>I'm so wasted, I'm sooo waaasteeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368770
She's cute and has silly glasses, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368903
She's an astronomer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368879
Or just apply MGE rules to the warcraft one like I do.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it incest to fuck a vampire who took my great great great grandmother’s body

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368631
>>34368698
We live in a cyberpunk world, only the exciting stuff doesn't happen to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362681
how about a tattoo artist goat

[Anonymous No.]

cats are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

What about a Manticore wearing ornate dress armor with lots of lace and frills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368484
>Of which likely will be near slavery for them until they pay off the student debts.
Y'know, the world isn't all America. The rest of it is mostly worse.
Seriously though, agreed with the general point but I think they wouldn't even really bother with particularities to form an image, just consider all the lonely miserable men instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open
>Rendezvous with a succ
>Fucking her missionary position
>Your fucking away at this busty succ right below you
>As you start to kiss her neck as your pounding away, she says she needs to make a confession
>Says she's actually a stage 3 alp
>You call her a fucking faggot in disgust
>Continue you to berate her as you're breeding her faggot pussy
>Cum inside her pussy soon after
Goddamn alps ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Like a werecat who hunts ratas, tanukis and harpies trespassing onto her haunt bringing them to master so they can be properly “punished”. Owl mages, and other harpies of prey hunt doing similar to insects like green worms, mothmen and oomukades

[Anonymous No.]

>>34367919
>smugly sips in your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>34362517
>Battlemage
>Volcano Region
>Angel (uncorrupted)
Not a good start

[Anonymous No.]

>>34369612
>sis
what's the story here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368353
Sounds like it could turn nightmare quick
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VF0-EanhN2g

[Anonymous No.]

>>34369647
Their father is obviously a whore with a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>34369574
Remember to take responsibility for your alp kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>34369683
Or he just married an Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34369683
>If you don't put me down I'm gonna tell mom
>Your mom or my mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34365447
>>34365450
>responding to off topic spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368631
It's already a sci-fi dystopia, just not the cool kind where you get to eat noodles in rainy neon Chinatown while wearing a trenchcoat

[Anonymous No.]

Ooh ooh Aah ah aaaaaaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370087
I'd let her peel my banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370087
Come back when you have a more spankable ass monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L-j2K3w0i8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34369144
My home just got invaded by this reptilian lifeform though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370260
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370260
>Blogposting
>Off topic spam
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370134
That's just inviting her to spank yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370330
>spanks mine
>mating press her
>she spanks it again
>mating press again
>keeps repeating until the ass has fattened up to take the punishment
monke really is smart, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34358016

[Anonymous No.]

I want a regular werecat that dyes her fur to pretend to be a cheshire for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

Ittan-MomASS

[Anonymous No.]

>Zipangu fox telling diplomat translator anon that she will accept the deal if anon is part of the "payment"
>Anon now has to translate this to his boss
Damn foxes, always playing games

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370663
>Ehm, she says "I'll do it if you'll let me plunge translator anon's cock deep inside me for at least 3 creampies every evening"
>She chimes in
>"Actually 4"
>tfw she could speak the language the whole time
foxes are treacherous beings

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370613
>cat paints herself purple, because Chesires are more popular
>she learns how to teleport as well
>spends entire day pulling pranks on Anon
>finally he snaps and fugs her
>she smirks as she's about to reveal that it was a prank all along
>goes to the bathroom
>grabs brush, soap and begins scrubing herself
>It won't come down

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368146
that anon is lying, he doesn't actually dream of a specific monster girl every single day for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34368335
dungeon crawling is fun. gonna play the monster girl dungeon crawler by the same people next.