Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Better be ready before summer.

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[Anonymous No.]

Sandworms!

[Anonymous No.]

I desperately want to make a Jinko happy and fill her full of little babies

[Anonymous No.]

Step 1: locate mofu
Step 2: marry her
Step 3: have lots of kids with her

And thats it. The world is now richer in mofu thanks to your actions

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444457
ok

[Anonymous No.]

i need old grizzled wurm to spoil and make her feel young again

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters like the terrible smell of cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444457
I'm just going to sit here and let one locate me. No changes to step two or three, though.

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>>34444415
I'm already ready to make the monster girls spill their spaghetti when they see my body summer ready

[Anonymous No.]

The thing about a Gazer waifu is that sometimes she's as sweet as can be, and other times, she'll be fed up with you being lazy, and give you ten seconds of warning before the eye beams start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34442262
>Monster Girl Quest

[Anonymous No.]

This is member #11 of the MGC Boy Stealers, Petra, the Parasite Slime Catcher! She's known for having a cool confident personality and her excellent play on the field. After being moved to MGC in a blockbuster trade deal, she's gelled extremely well with the pitchers on the roster, helping to make MGC the league's best pitching team. The slime that oozes out of her body forms itself rather nicely into little tentacles, which are capable of then shaping themselves into gloves, which prevent the occasional wild pitch and add a sense of uncertainty of where the ball will ultimately land, as all of them are capable of framing the ball at an elite level. Her personality combined with her knowledge of the game lead many on the team to look up to her as a big sister, however she's one of the few on the team who hasn't found a guy yet.
>Fun fact: She's never been seen before without her catching gear on. Some on the team believe that she's just shy, while the reality is that the gear is the only thing stopping the slimes from relentlessly pleasuring her during practice/games, where she needs to focus to impress her destined soulmate who may be watching.

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>>34444552
was wondering when ya gonna post, greenworm anon

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>>34444503

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>>34444491

Probably? I assume that they also own a fuckload of those trees that smell like semen when they bloom (forgotten the name, but they have white leaves and flowers)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444589
There also those mushrooms that both smell like cum and look like dicks.

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>>34444552
She looks absolutely amazing man! Love the little fact about her catchers gear as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I only fuck regular human girls. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444552
Wait, was the previous one the Wight, because I'm surprised we're already at #11.

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>>34444608
>Ara ara~

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>>34444552
>dark-skinned shortstack
>tentacles are constantly trying to molest her
Whew, that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444642
>shortstack
Im pretty sure she is just on her knees cause she is a catcher.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hello, everyone! I just want to let the men who managed to escape coupling tonight know that we're unchaining the Minotaurs, Ushi-oni, and Wurms in just a few moments."

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>>34444652
Of course I can see that she's on her knees, but her body type still seems short to me.

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>>34444665
You know the drill, men. FORM THE PHALANX.

[Anonymous No.]

CHESHIRE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444665
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, LET ME GET READY TO GO TO TOWN ON SOME WURMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444630
I've made 5 since then

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>>34444679
NO, I SHALL FUCK WURMS NOW

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>>34444642
It's honestly a mystery how she hasn't found a guy yet.

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>>34444687
ahhh, where can I find them?

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>>34444576
Why's that

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>>34444665
We'll see if she can keep up her smug announcements when I bend her over the announcer's table and milk her.

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>>34444701
Just wondering

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>>34444608
>>34444631

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>>34444693
https://mega.nz/folder/MBVGSDbS#2gVKO3KY5A1rSIRcNv4TAQ
In the baseball cards folder

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>>34444671
Ah okay sorry.

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>>34444625
You can only imagine the chaos that would unfold if a ball got stuck in the gear and they had to take it off.

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>>34444552
I want to be her soulmate and fuck as me and her tentacles fondle her body.

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>>34444755
I can and i can only get so erect.

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>>34444671
She's got to be a little bit on the stocky side to take the heat that gets thrown her way from these monster pitchers. In fact, most of the mamono league catchers are shortstacks, which makes for good eye candy, as the TV broadcasts almost always have the catcher in frame!

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>>34444757
Imagine watching the tentacles go from pleasuring her to squirming and struggling to stay formed as you ragdoll her little shortstack body

[Anonymous No.]

Are you happy or sad about the fact we might get spammed with horse girls on the next profiles and entries?

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>>34444726
Thanks, much appreciated!

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>>34444780
Danuki Co., a proud sponsor of the MGC Boy Stealers, has a product for you. Introducing Mama Druella's Rock Solid Cream! Think you can only get so hard? Take that thought and chuck it out the window! This patented formula allows for a cock to get even denser than your wildest dreams, all with a quick application!
>Danuki Co. and Druella's Drugs LLC are not responsible for damages caused by this product

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>>34444807
Just don't mention that I typoed and she was supposed to be member 10 and I introduce the next girl as member 10 to make up for it

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>>34444813
don't need it, all i need is a wurm. and my stiffy is can cut diamonds in two electric boogaloo

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>>34444806
Overjoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444806
Happy!
With horses, you just know...

[Anonymous No.]

Ok since no one else is saying anything about it I guess I'm going to have to be that guy.
What the hell is that shit? I've tried to ignore it as I do for most things but it keeps popping up so I have to say something . Seriously is it an inside joke? Is the joke that it is ironically bad? It just seems like the kind of thing that would be instantly castigated and attacked on 4chan so I'm rather confused about it.

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>>34444813
Help. I used too much and now my cock is so dense it's under risk of collapsing in upon itself and creating a black hole. A cock hole, if you will.

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>>34444830
>Scientists are still struggling to figure out what exactly makes the Wurm appreciator's penis so dense and hard
>It's literally more powerful than the toughest material known to demonkind
>Not even high tech lasers can even put a dent in it

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>>34444848
congrats, you are now an alp

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>>34444847
the fuck you on about

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>>34444794
Will have to join the team as her dedicated sports therapist. Do some 1 on 1 pregame warm ups to make sure both are satisfied before the game.

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>>34444806
I'm not convinced that KC enjoying the horse girl stuff will impact what he adds next, I'm sure he already had plenty of ideas on what he wanted to do.

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>>34444856
i like wurms A L O T

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>>34444863
>squats down to get in catching position
>cum leaks down her leg
>"Oh don't worry about that, me and my trainer had an AMAZING stretching session before the game"

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>>34444859
Goddamnit, Danuki Co! I hope I at least get a cute, fat ass.

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>>34444709
I'm glad to see that you're posting, I'm just trying to not post about Greenworms as much, that's all. I'm still reading all the delicious content and even making some private stuff.

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>>34444860
I legit have no clue what hes talking about

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>>34444876
Even more lethal of a catcher as the opposing mgs have a hard time focusing.

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>>34444894
That's fine, man

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>>34444806
What would the new centaur be anyway? A Pegasus?

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>>34444415
What are they all training for?

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>>34444704
Good luck. She's run this every week for the last few years and nobody's gotten within groping range

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444910
FLYING HORSE PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to fuck the maid after a job well done. It is only right to give 'em a tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444910
Nuckelavee?

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>>34444974
Wrong, fuck them while they are working to force them to do a bad job, then fuck them again as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for another Good-Idea-Bad-Idea.
Good Idea:
Kissing your trusted non-aggressive waifu
Bad Idea:
Kissing a total stranger monster that might rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444987
Good:
Smacking a manticore's ass
Bad:
Not smacking a manticore's ass

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>>34444986
that's spoiling your maid, anon

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>>34444987
Why kiss a docile mamono when it's more fun to give a hellhound some tongue action then see how long you can run away

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>>34445000
good idea:
run around naked
bad idea:
being a bitch and wearing clothes

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>>34444916
I'll manipulate my fellow bachelors to keep myself safe at the cost of their own marital status. I'll pull some Kaiji-tier, tilt the building level bullshit to set the playing field in my favor. I'll train myself to become a parkour master and acquire whatever skills I need to reach her.
Whatever it takes.
I will get those titties.
and then, after finally reaching her station, lose to the Ittan-momen disguised as a decorative cloth draped over the announcer's table

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>>34444987
Good idea:
Groping a bapho's delicious flat chest
Bad idea:
Yanking a bapho's tail

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>>34445024
just dig m8

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to ask why someone would design a shortstack automaton.
Just accept it.

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>>34445012
Cover yourself in peanut butter and go jogging through the hellhound part of town.

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>>34445044
the best at being sassy little shits that ya want grab and fuck the shit out of 'em

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>>34444987
Good Idea:
Complementing a Mantis Shrimp's fluorescent patterns
Bad Idea:
Getting into a boxing match with a Mantis Shrimp

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>>34445041
>the free for all begins
>raise my shovel into the air
>with a defiant yell, I thrust it to the ground
>it bounces off the tile floor with a small *tink*
>Kiki maid walks over and tells me to stop scuffing the floors
>ignore her and try again, still no luck
>get taken to the ground by a slug girl
>she's crying tears of joy that there was finally a guy slow enough at the party for her to grab

[Anonymous No.]

headpat horses

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>>34445102
m8, i mean get fit enough to bust the floor and then dig

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>>34444987
Good idea:
fucking with baphos and calling them hags
Bad idea:
not doing the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445115
All girls deserve headpats.

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>>34445097
The extra arms make it look like she's getting ready to fuck somebody up with her Stand.

[Anonymous No.]

what's the monstergirl for this? post em if you have em

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>>34445190
Centaurs.
They play noble knight but are all huge degenerates

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>>34444847
What, the ball stuff? Anon please you're being too vague, we all have some sort of autism here so you need to spell it out for us

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>>34444847
Stop trying to figure out what everyone else thinks so you fit in, and think of things your own way.

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>>34445181
But what would its name be?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34445245
If he adds another girl to the harem I'm gonna be mad.
WIGHT WILL WIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444665
>Ushi-oni
計画通り

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>>34445190
Elves

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>>34445259
oh

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>>34444847
is there something specific you're actually complaining about, or is this just a copypasta to try and provoke infighting autists in whatever chan microcosms you happen to be dicking around in on that day

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>>34445276
This russian lad is just a powerslut isn't he

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>>34445190
Wasn't there a turtle whose entire thing was being flipped on its back and taken?

>>34445207
Unicorns, most specifically.

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>>34445190
I think Darkness would make a good Dragon.
Don't change anything about her personality, just make her a Dragon and let her incompetence, masochism, and sexual deviancy juxtapose with the form of a Dragon, who is supposed to be haughty, elegant, and proud.

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>>34445276
>When you accidentally become a harem protagonist where the harem consists of some of the most powerful rulers in the realms
You have goofed.

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>>34445289
I dig it

[Anonymous No.]

You are now required to feel the eel.

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>>34445308
is she translucent? lewd

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>>34444847
I don't think anon-kun knows what MGE is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445308
Just point me in its general direct--wait. That's not the usual eel. Is that a lamprey or something?

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>>34445308
Those are good biters.

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>>34445308
I bet she's all slimy, gross.

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>>34445267
>Day the portals open
>Only thing that pours out for the first few days are Elves
>Learned from one of them that they volunteered first to go through to see if it was safe, but in reality it was their whole plan to willingly go first to get their pick of men to choose from before others get there.
Never underestimate a thirsty elven woman.

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>>34445322
>volunteered first to go through to see if it was safe
I would like to see the fight that ensued to let them be the ones to use that bullshit argument, because you know they weren't the only ones to try that.

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>>34445322
>volunteers to see if it's safe
>pops her head through
>sees a guy lazily falling asleep under a tree in the park
>monsters behind her asking if it's safe
>says she has to "investigate further" and that she'll be back in a few days to scope the place out

[Anonymous No.]

What if I just put a shog in a blender and turn on the blender while she's inside?

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>>34445396
She reforms and calls you silly.

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>>34445267
That's illegal!

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>>34445396
As with much stimulus related to shogs, orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

Does you're waifu cause a lot of damage at night?

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>>34445396
How do you think she makes that breakfast smoothie for you?

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>>34445392
damn, they worse than demons

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>>34445409
8 tons of wurm against 180lbs of me. what ya think m8?

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>>34445409
I hope so, bite marks are visible manifestations of love

[Anonymous No.]

quick, need funny shit to draw

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>>34445396
Bold of you to assume she lets you keep a blender around when she can make one any time

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>>34444847
Yeah, I think I agree. But if you're talking about that other thing, then I disagree. But if you're actually talking about that other other thing, I'm kinda indifferent, sorry.
but nah, I get you

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>>34445454
A bunch of underappreciated Mamono working together to get each other hubbies?

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>>34445454
instant loss 2 koma of a bapho walking into a mall with her husband saying she's a fully grown adult then her saying weeeeeeee while inside one of those little car things at the mall

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>>34445454
short monstergirl with a serious expression while using a step stool to compensate for her height and try to appear intimidating

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>>34445454
Rogue anon has poor spatial awareness, and doesn't notice the dragon until she is tapping him on the shoulder

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>>34445458
This; she's definitely the blender. What's been described is really just an act of forced masturbation.

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>>34445396
shog dust
don't breathe this

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>>34445491
It's pretty cute, just look at this water flea girl.

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>>34445454
Smiling Shog smoothie, fresh from the blender.

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>>34445454
In a simliar vein to >>34445534 a carton of eggs from shogmart giggling with one saying "oooh pick me mastah pick me"

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>>34445491
what would be best?

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>>34445454
Mofu basketball

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>>34445454
shog milkshake

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>>34445454
>Group of monsters cornering a group of men, make one of them extra smug
>Smug monster gains background face in (monogamous) orgy scene
>Orgy over, smug monster goes to refuel with a slice of pizza
>Horrified once she looks into the mirror and realizes she still has background face

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>>34445532
Popura chan is for monstetization and breeding. Such smol perfection she is

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>>34445586
You get to choose the monster she turns into, call it.

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>>34445594
Baph is the obvious answer, but a smol Catgirl or elf would be fun

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>>34444806
More of a snake guy, but I wouldn't be bothered. I think horses can make for great friends and some more profiles would be cool if they're done well.

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>>34445566
listen to your heart

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>>34445608
>Baph is the obvious answer
Is it? Because she strikes me as way more of a kobold.

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>>34445190
I really want to see what the Konosuba girls would monsterize into. Aqua might keep her current form because she is a goddess, but I think her carefree party-girl side would make her an excellent Satyros.

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>>34445619
i did, it said kot

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Gazer's buttermilk-like soft pussy to kiss, sniff her bushy locks of pube hair, feel your way up to her soft hairy butthole that you'll be eating out before you lick and clean up her salty sour musky black goo she secretes. You're a really slutty boy for the Gazer.

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>>34445765
cute cot

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>>34445767
why is this gazer trying to make me like her when I loved her from the start

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>>34445454
Draw succubus holding a tube of Sinep in front of a mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

good night, will dream of happy times with wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445823
I wanna bury my head in there and blow.

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>>34445803
crippling self confidence issues thinly veiled by bluster.

[Anonymous No.]

>Surely you wouldn't molest your drunk boss after work, would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445854
Of course not. That would be unprofessional. See you at work tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445854
I wouldn't, I'm saving myself for marriage. Goodnight boss, I'm going home.

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>>34445854
nah, why would i. she does hound over me more and tells me to strip but turn around for an extra raise

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>>34445854
No, ma'am, I don't believe in dipping my pen in the company ink. I'm gonna go flirt with the bartender while that cab I called for you comes, okay?

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>>34445854
if i do, i better get a raise and an promotion

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>>34445854
Is that a challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

my dick is hard and ready to penetrate a monster girl

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>>34445262
I hate that I can read that

[Anonymous No.]

You know how petting a dog while playing tug of war with them drives them crazy, right? If I pet and praise a Hellhound when she tries to assert dominance on me, will she enter super-rape mode?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you eat a Demon's contract

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>>34446018
You could call it that.
She might call it love-snu, but it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

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>>34446046
The contract is magical. The state of the paper it was written on is irrelevant.
That said I'd imagine eating the contract would be stupid because no doubt it's charged with magical energy.

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>>34446087
>anon keeps turning polka-dotted at random intervals for the next month
He should be glad that’s all that happened honestly. Magic contamination can be no joke.

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>>34446087
I like those contact based fiend pacts. Non-stop imp pranks

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, this isn't bible study....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446189
Song of Solomon, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446189
Nah this is Bibble study

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>>34446189
You shoulda realized that the moment you saw the bike shorts.

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>>34446189
it's a reenactment of that part where the dude wrestles an angel.

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>>34446087
Yeah but what if it's unsigned

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>>34444415
What requirements are needed for anyone to move to and live in the Royal Makai? Im betting people who do love monstergirls might try moving into and living in the Royal Makai to try courting, dating marrying a noble Monstergirl or gods forbid, a Lilim. Just so they could rise up to noble status.

But would there perhaps be rules laws imposed by the Demon Lord and her Hsubando themselves to prove if a person is worthy enough to move into and live in the Royal Makai? Just as a means to deter free loaders who think they can try marrying any of their Lilim daughters of think they can rise up into Noble Status just by marrying the local upper class and Nobility residing in the Royal Makai?

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>>34445854
What are you talking about? You're the one molesting me most of the time, after you let yourself into my house half the time.

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>>34446296
Then it can't hold negative values.

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>>34446415
Reaching a Lilim without getting married on the way is all the trial needed.

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>>34446189
>hellhound grind 3
where are the other 2 you sonuvabitch

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>>34446476
Okay, maybe I should've also included this:

What law or requirement is there for anyone, both human and or monstergirl, needed to do in order to become citizens and permanent residents of the Royal Makai? What is the immigration policy for the Royal Makai? Again, as a means to deter freeloaders who think they can get some sort of special noble status if they marry a local upper class or noble citizen of the Royal Makai, or any other undesired type of individuals?

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>>34446521
No one is undesirable among Lilith's children and their spouses. Everyone is welcomed.

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>>34446521
>Q: Do you live here?
>If yes, you are a citizen.
>If not, you aren’t a citizen. However this can be easily remedied! Check out the helpful advice on the next page, or visit any one of our official embassies. We hope to see you soon!

[Anonymous No.]

Have the Sabbath or the Gremlins made motorcycles yet? Has Druella made highways yet?

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>>34446645
Are you sure you would want gremlins to make the motorcycles? Because if the grems made the motorcycles, at least 86% of it would be dedicated to molesting the rider

[Anonymous No.]

Hello anons. Look at your wan, now back to me, now back at your wan, now back to me. Sadly she isn't me, but if she stopped using ladies' scented body wash and switched to Old Spice she could smell like she's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat, with the wan your wan could smell like. What's in your hand? I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your wan smells like Old Spice and not a kobold. I'm on a bicorn.

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>>34446812
OOOOOOOOOOH
FLAME SAX

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445765
This is really cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445409
I wish I had an elegant looking kot that went into rip&tear mode whenever she was in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446484
They're just previous versions of the drawing over the year or 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446484
>>34446936
nov 2019, april 2020 and april 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446805
Grems are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Bird girls for domestic ownership because they're too dumb to take care of themselves when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446273
NOOOOO! I CAN'T LOSE TO MICE!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to -be- the Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447360
Getting alped into an ushi would be something of an accomplishment. It'd also make you impossible to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447360
>bully a gay twink in high school after he confessed to You
>he alps into Ushi and comes back for You
What would You do?

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>>34447409
Accept broken pelvis

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>>34445854
Nope. See you on Monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447409
>What would You do?
It's really more like "what would You have done to You?" And the answer is "yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girls hear about nofap
>they become the most aggressive supporters of it, because they find it offensive that so much coom is wasted on tissues

Support nofap & yesbareback.
Your local monster girls are with you all the way.

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>>34447576
>>they become the most aggressive supporters of it
Based Monster Girls, how can human women ever hope to compete?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34447628
Holopill me on why Wolf like apple

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447713
It's a metaphor, like in the Bible

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>>34444987
Good:
Giving a mino a hug
Bad:
Trying to wriggle out of her grip when she's asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445409
Mino loving gives bruises all over

[Anonymous No.]

Regular humans stand no chance against monsters in a one-on-one fight, but I'm sure incubi could give even the mid-tier monsters a run for their money.

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>>34447921
I like to heacannon that out
makes a lot of thing boring if people cant do jack shit in an encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448051
CANON, IT'S FUCKING CANON

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>>34447921
Incubi and heros are creatures of limitless potential. Most powerful of them was able to whoop Lilith's ass, but he decided to fug it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447921
Incubi absolutely can give most, if not all, mamono a run for their money.
They have the potential to attain demigod-tier power.

I don't know the canon-specifics, but to me, a regular human is going to struggle against most mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, Anon, hide! A group of lilims are on the hunt and they are heading this way!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmSkJoNAd98&list=OLAK5uy_l3vIdOkO8fbDPievaN-y4PtSIxuXNBpbU

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>>34448334
I'll make it look like I've scaled out the window whilst in reality I'm hiding in the wardrobe, their one minded pursuit should have them half way across town before they realise they've been had

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447772
For what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448334
well anons where would (you) hide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448442
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448334
Oh no... Someone please save me from the demon lords incredibly hot and horny daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448334
I for one welcome our new mamono overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448334
Gonna stand my ground with my totally human knight wife!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448457
I stand my ground and tell Mari that she can never retcon her triple digit body count. One more dick isn't gonna fill the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448842
You've fucked yourself. Not only is the Lilim annoyed that you're calling her a slut but it's not even Mari that found you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448481
>dark elf adventurers hear your call for help

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448334
A helpful wurm has offered to dig an escape tunnel for me.
Surely I'll be safe from horny Lilims underground.

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>>34448221
Being an incubus doesn't automatically give you any power or fighting ability other than what ever enhancements you get to live with your wife comfortably and maybe some durability from being infused with the extra mana needed to become an incubus. Becoming an incubus is like breaking the experience cap like in a video game. Most incubi don't specifically train in anything other than having sex with their wife a lot, so most incubi are super humanly good at sex. In order to be good at something besides sex you need to actually train in it to go beyond the human limits in that specific skill.

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>>34448987
Hopefully my head maid kiki can teach me some fencing and cqc

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447921
I think incubi are capable of power on par with Heros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444910
Kelpie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448481
Being a breeding slave would eventually become depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34447921
They have to be strong to fend off other monstergirls who tries to bully their waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444910
Sleipnir

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449107
No it wouldn't, you'd have so many kids you wouldn't know who to pat on the head first

[Anonymous No.]

Heroes are literally just incubi but with holy magic whatever the fuck instead of mamono mana. Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449085
Only if they train in those specific skills.
>Although many of you may already know this, this talk is about what it is like to turn into "Heroes" or "Incubi".
>These terms refer to condition where an ordinary human has their 'limits as a human' removed by receiving tons of mana for various reasons. Think of it like having your level caps removed in RPGs.
>Incubi and Heroes are the same thing in principle; their only difference is the nature of the mana received: whether it was from Gods or from MGs.
>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)
>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just because you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.
>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.
>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings can you become strong to inhuman levels.
>So, in theory, anybody can become a Hero if you get blessed and receive mana from God. But since getting actually strong solely relies on your efforts to overcome human limits, there only exists a few Heroes.
>This in other words mean there can be ordinary people who are actually a Hero.
>On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.

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>>34449156
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.
>Also, since amount of cum relies on basic physical stats, it seems Heroes can also cum a lot more than ordinary people, too. Though not on the level of Incubi.
>This sums up the part of battles and sex. But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or Incubus.
>Since the areas where its level caps were removed by Gods usually reflect the intention of the God that had blessed you to some degree, the Heroes blessed by the Chief Goddess nearly all have their abilities related to battle and magic unlocked.
>On the other hand, if one were to become a "Hero" by the blessings of the God of Art, they can create masterpiece paintings or songs that are so magical people can be overwhelmed by emotions just by taking a glimpse of it. Or if one were to be blessed by the God of Knowledge, they can become scholars with inhuman capabilities like ability to process things inside their head with computer-like speed.
>These blessings from 'minor Gods' tend to be given out unknowingly and don't involve grandiose rituals usually seen when Chief Goddess gives her blessings so people often don't recognize Heroes who were born this way, even including the ones who have been blessed.
>In Incubi's cases, however, they usually have abilities related to sex break limit because of the way they were born, but since their creation doesn't carry any deity's intentions it is possible for them to be on superhuman level in any area they like, provided they put enough effort in it.
>An artist who was able to fully display their talent by becoming a Hero or an artist who did the same by becoming an Incubus. If they both put the similar efforts in, it would be impossible to tell who is a Hero or who is an Incubus, except checking for what kind of mana they possess or whether or not they have a MG for a waifu. Of course, it is always possible that one can be both Hero and Incubus as well.
>Also, among Heroes, the ones blessed by Eros have their abilities related to courting and their charisma unlocked, and the ones blessed by Fallen Gods have their sex abilities unlocked so it is very hard to tell the difference between them and an actual Incubus.
>Next are Incubi's lifespans. Their increase in lifespan has actually nothing to do with being an Incubus per se, just having a high level of mana making you live long.
>The reason why Incubi's lifespan become similar to that of their waifus' is because by having a lot of sex with them, their manas fuse and combine, becoming inflated and then proceeding to circulate around them. (By this,) Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.
>Heroes, while not as much as Incubi, also experience increase in lifespan because of their high mana level. This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live over 120 as if it's nothing.

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>>34447921
Depends on the incubus, most aren't that strong if they weren't heroes, and they have no need to fight monsters, /tg/fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449171
>So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.
Oh no! I would be a living sex toy for sadistic mamono in this vulnerable state!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449223
You'd be irresistable Manticore chow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449223
[excited Manticore noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449250
>>34449283
>intial incubus state
>plus manticore venom
I feel like they would have to teach how to talk and walk again after they are done with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449171
>>34449223
Imagine getting isekai'd straight into the DL's castle and you just instantly faint from all that mana while shooting jizz everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449339
>Start ranting about bullshit spawn and RNG while an arch-succ is dragging you away for "processing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449374
>NOOOOO PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME
>being a househusband is fine

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I went to /x/ and saw a succubus summoning thread. Should I try it? Can I summon a holstaur instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449622
>/x/
anon most of their stuff just involves doing a lot of drugs and thinking real hard whilst you overdose

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>>34449622
Not a good idea to summon a holst.
You might end up in the secret holst level.

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere jubjub forcing you to drink her "love nectar"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449709
I'd rather drink her milk desu.

[Anonymous No.]

She's a cute spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449709
I heard she makes great buiscuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449665
PORTAL ROADS TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
HOLSTAUR PLAINS
MINO MAMMAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I do want to see more stories where a lilim does corruption

[Anonymous No.]

Chainsaws were invented for childbirth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449841
Why do I feel the need to pick up a Grem out of her machine and out her in my lap?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: Brown Jubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449854
Gremlins are made for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

hors tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449911
this rare breed is found in Summerville isles along with their fairskinned sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>Years have passed from current MGE time
>War is pretty much over, the first male incubus children have been born a while ago
>Unbeknowst to everyone, the Demon Lord had quite possibly the first male child, but didn't give a huge announcement since he wanted him to live a normal life
>He has white hair and red eyes, but otherwise he mostly blends in with the other human males, probably the son of a arch imp

>Alex's 12 years old by now
>Local MG are becoming horny
>Haughty Succubus finally decides to engage with him when he's leaving school
>Face gets blasted by his innate Nymphomancy and becomes a cumming wreck
>I seriously want to see a good greentext with a incubus boy in it but I don't know how to write one, pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449582
I want to rape an asanagi shortstack, but in a good and loving way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449931
Sabbath tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449959
>The only man who can impregnate the ancient dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449965
It must be done by you alone and you must take responsibility afterwards.
That is the true way.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the most powerful leglock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450091
Are we counting snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a CC oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449974
>public display of lewdness
No television for a week little missy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449809
Who about a story where lilims get called out on their BS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450124
*How

[Anonymous No.]

>be son of wurm
>have shovel near at all times cause digging is in my genes
>have turned 13
>the girls and teachers are given me weird looks now
>one of the teachers, ms. baileen tries to touch me in my no no place.
>I get out of her grasp, and dig like my life depended on it
>everytime a monster girl tries to rape me, I dig until they have left
> I have kept my virginity for 3 years like that
>no one can best me and shovel.
>I named her Dixie cause she my special gal
>It was only right to give her a name

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450098
Everything

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would have the best fat tanline-adorned mesugaki butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450144
Probably a lot of cool mamono and creatures you can meet in the underdark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450261
Not if the sandworms get to him first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450261
Every mamono of the underdark is a friend of Anon Wurmson. He's like the local legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450302
He's not in the desert though. What he'll run into is Ants. Ants! ANTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450330
>Dark Elf gropes Wurmborn
>FUSRODAH.gif
>does a 360 and digs away

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450394
I bet the dark elves don't touch him. He is respected for his skills. Revered even.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls to bear with an actual retard? Asking for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450542
Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450542
Wurm, takes one to know one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450542
learncow

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a BEEG girl I can sleep on top of after she bruises my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450684
She'd be the smarter one of the two though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450684
2 idiots in love is just a disaster in waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450542
Shog will take care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450782
Omnia victis amor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450753
What about two

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450689

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450102
And CC onis want you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451033
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450470
>be son of wurm again
>Dixie ain't lookin so hot, so i go to the underdark to find a repair shop, so I get her fixed and see if the old gal can be reinforced.
>find dwarf shop
>They look at me as if I was some legend
>I m kinda creeped out, but I have some business to attend to.
>I ask the dwarf lady to see if she can fix her and reinforce her
to be cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451105
This is a 5 tit-a-nite job

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450242
Yeti, she's always wearing a fur bikini with the sun reflecting off snow to tan her nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451152
>the lady says its a 5 tit-a-nite job.
>I don't know what that means but for dixie, I'll do anything
>I agree and ask her how am I gonna pay?
>As i reach for my pocket to pay, she pulls my hands and says follow me
>I follow her into her bedroom
>She begins to undress

[Anonymous No.]

>>34446952
2 > 1 >> 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451274
Mamano mana hurry! Change dixie into a monstergirl to protect him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451274
Wurmborn doesn't even know what titanite is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451319
he is wurmborn after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444415
that's a cool raiju, is she doing ballet?

[Anonymous No.]

My Wurm is royalty, half magic and even got LEGS! Beat that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451319
>titanite
>tight at night
Those lewd dorfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451431
is it a wurm, or is it just a dragon who calls herself a wurm cause she doesn't want to be known as a stupid dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451466
At least originally a Wurm. ''Supreme King Dragon'' monsters in yugioh were all... well, 3/4 were corrupted in their current forms. They were all basically digimons with human versions, normal versions, evolved versions, corrupted versions, fused versions etc.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck shogfags, they're annoying as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451533
but anon, think about this: which waifufags aren't annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451533

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451533
shogposting is rare and a welcome sight compared to the spam you get with wurms and whatever this digging shit is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451562
ah the maid paradox
>do as master says
>let master hurt himself
a mandatory lesson in ethics and psychology at the maid academy

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming you gain Nobility or Royalty status because of marrying a upper class nobility Monstergirl. Or marrying the relative of a Lilim (who is also a relative of the Demon Lord herself), what fancy posh noble Royal name might you and your Royal Mamono Waifu have?

Examples of posh hoity toity Royal names I could think of:

>Var After
>Aep Dahey
>Morvain
>Rothschild
>Avington
>Buckingham

What'd might it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451598
I wouldn't say that it's rare, but I agree, it is much more bearable than wurmfag and his furry-tier oc that he keeps plagueing the thread with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come to Summersville for the annual Volcano 'Suppression' Celebration!
>Sign up for the lottery to win a huge prize!
>'Prize' is being sacrificed to the volcano and being husbandod by the oldest, single Magma golem inside the Volcano complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451533
signed, yours truely >

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451674
No catnip for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451674
>cheshire why did you turn me into a dolphin
>in fact how did you do it
>nyohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451234
I don't know about that, yetis are already dark-skinned and don't have the right mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445490
now this will be next, any more requests

[Anonymous No.]

Red goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451637
I think master's wellbeing comes before anything else, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451674
I'm gonna put my thumb in her butt. That'll show that cheeky kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451771
>no footjob potential
not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451731
A slime girl at a tanning salon with one of those metal reflecting things getting upset that she isn't tanning

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451771
>Tfw no cheshire to give you a mean handy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451771
If Chesh is best at handy then who's the worst? I doubt Bapho could be THAT mogged

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451842
bapho doesnt give mean handjobs she gives nice ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451842
any of the harpys

[Anonymous No.]

KC said:

>Rosary of Eros god that glows pale pink when you feel love for your companion! And Sister Hellhound, whose rosary hangs from her neck all the time while her husband is reversing, keeps shining!

What? Sister Hellhound?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451687
>cheshire discovers the prehensile might of anon's mad dolphin cock
not gonna be smug for much longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451766
Hmmmm, she can try but this nice blue goat told me about the light and repopulating her homeland.
Can't really remember much after that.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing gets me harder than imagining being tied up by an arachne and he cupping my balls with her long spider fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451817
what ended the smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451792
nice, any more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451947
cat detectors

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451903
Aggressive love is still love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451947
Years ago you were ripped away from her world, and your soul was sent to this one. She misses you dearly, and you're forever separated from her.

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. Lich always looks so dead serious

[Anonymous No.]

a bapho has three fingers, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452093
Charon shut up shut up

[Anonymous No.]

Are CAT detectors legal in the Cat Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452121
they are mandatory, how else would you know if it really is a CAT kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452093
I miss oni tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452093
I will now plant my face in this lich's breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452132
damn, the jinkos must be kinda pissed whenever they go over there. They are proud tigers yet are called cats

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a movie about their adventures. Paladin-san is looking for monsters and Cheshire-chan tagged along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34451933
Blue goats are boring and vanilla. Red goats however can teach you so many things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>34443818
The way monsters dress is a hint as to what they want, which is why most of them are half naked at any given time. It's also why despite how they act ryus are always asking for a breast holder

[Anonymous No.]

Would telling a lich "I want you to raise my child" be good pick-up line or is it too morbid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452255
Gives a new meaning to "cup-bearer"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452235
You say that but the blue goat has been teaching me about their reproductive systems alongside her glowing goat friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452255
>anon in the bottom
this is what he gets for calling her old

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452256
She could take that literally and try to raise a deceased child

[Anonymous No.]

>>34444608
>Flora is just the equivalent of God drawing dicks in his middleschool yearbook
This could easily go into autistic territory but I wonder if people (monsters included) from mge would have difficulty wrapping their heads around our concept of God

[Anonymous No.]

elow the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452427
*Bloop*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452427
>>34452446
adorable, she deserves some headpats

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you even want to side with The Order? They don't even have cute girls you can party up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452204
>Coming to a theater this summer
>A Bold Knight finds adventure and love on his quest to return home

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452427
>>34452446
Release the Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452501
Di-di-dii-diii-di-di-dii!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452507
release in the kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452500
They've got a pretty solid formula of sending out 1 guy and 1 or more sexually frustrated women into enemy territory.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

That's a fancy pen you got there anon. How about we try it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452644
>"yeah... I know just what I want to do with it"
>uncap pen
>pull out sheet of paper
>draw the cool S
>sit back in my chair and smugly wait for the demon to praise me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452278
>>Gives a new meaning to "cup-bearer"
>pharaohs cupbearer anon
>expert at sniffing out poison and has foiled many plots both by apophis and others
>pouring out the morning wine when anon notices some discolouration
>alerts the pharaoh that there may be apophis venom in her drink but he needs to make sure
>takes a sip and swishes the liquid around in his mouth without swallowing
>pharaoh asks if it was apophis and anon spits the liquid out and answers yes
>pharaoh tells him to double check
>as anon obliges the pharaoh stands then grabs his head and forces her tongue into his mouth
>anon is so shocked he can't prevent some of the concoction from spilling into her mouth which she greedily swallows or spits back into his mouth
>when the mouthful of venom wine is gone the pharaoh tells her cupbearer they need to hurry and finish breakfast
>and to set the rest of the corrupted drink aside for later when he's going to receive a reward for his continued loyalty
Alternatively a crueler pharaoh would force her cupbearer to drink the entire jug of wine "just to make sure" then dickthrone him during court, or even make him share it with one of the servant girls then lock them in a room together until lunchtime where the entire process repeats itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452644
okay, i'll try write something, hope ya don't mind my chicken scratch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452558
I want to fight monsters with my platonic female companion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452644
She thinks she's smooth but she looks more like picrel

[Anonymous No.]

You should always tease whatever complex your wife has

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452677
>the cool S
man I haven't seen one of those things in like a decade
they were pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452558
they're completely infiltrated and controlled by monsters aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452644
Pen is where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452758
What a cutie. I would sign her contract after negotiating that we don't have sex while she's younger and I get to raise her into a confident intelligent young lady who I pamper every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452677
>>34452773
It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what the cool S was now I feel a flashback overtaking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452785
what gave it away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452644
Do you think demons get disappointed when a guy pulls out a Bic pen to sign instead of something fancy?

[Anonymous No.]

For me it's being hooked by the family of a mg. I dunno why though, probably because it shows their mutual love as sisters as well as their approval to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452849
they get wet from the ergonomics of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452826
>brain dead leadership
>endless husband farm
>all competent agents and generals disappear rather quickly
>women wear skimpy outfits
>large chunk of "heroes" are little more than boys
>only reason chief god keeps sending them support is because she's sulking in her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>34450753
Manticores after marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452688
Smug and teasing Pharaoh is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34449622
/x/ anons that hang out in succ threads are amatures that can only manage to summon a thoughtform that assrapes them at their best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452872
can i make an exchange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452872
Remember that summoning ancient spirits to be your wife is a legitimate way to court someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34448334
Go, Anon, I'll distract them! Tell them not to light the candles on my retirement cake just yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34453023
>Not just summoning all three to have as your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452644
Does she want me to sign her bountiful demon milkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452872
The question is how do you get a monster family to like you enough that they hook you up with one of their siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34453023
Per Hollow Ataraxia she kind of can turn into Gorgon at will if she overuses the Monstrous Strength. Also if her shampoo is charged with mana her hair will become living snakes against her will.
That's why she takes care to never use that skill too much. Medusa always feared if she became Gorgon again she'd start a murder rampage.
But sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34453083
Build up your reputation enough in town and they'll practically be begging to set you up with her.

>>34453091
>Max bond when she uses it too much
>Only murdering she does is of your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34452849
In this day and age they may well be surprised you have a pen on your person at all. A black or blue G2 might be enough to make some wet.

>>34453091
Where to buy magic shampoo?

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>>34453083
ya help out and are there to help when times are rough and help hookup the other single members of the the family

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>>34453065
>demon excited that you share her body writing fetish

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>>34453125
i wonder what would they do if I pulled out a fountain pen?

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>>34452872
I love it when the girl becomes the gift. Imagine a tanuki family offering you a loan and presenting a tied up nuki in a wedding dress as part of the offer.

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>>34453125
Either charge some yourself OR go to your local TanuMart

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>>34453083
>Build up a friendship with the girl
>elder sisters notice she likes (You) but are too dense for that
>elder sisters are protective tsunderes so they research everything about you even the asshole
>you aren’t greek, so you pass 90% of the evaluation by default already
>force a marriage
>sharing is caring
Simple

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>>34453187
>demon uncontrollably starts fingering herself when you pull out a quill and ink

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>>34453210
then you draw dickbutt in high realism

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>>34452644
>pull out a knife
>"so I gotta sign this thing in blood, right?"

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>>34453125
Head on down to the VOLUME Salon, where all sorts of stuff like that is sold. Just know that they're going to try and rope you into getting hooked up into a milking machine attached to one of those shampooing chairs. It's much more enjoyable for you wife to hear your moans as your essence is being extracted and worked through her hair by the employees.

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>>34453187
They'd expect you to be tactful enough to ignore the shaking hands passing you the contract amd the sudden damp odor in the room. The real prize is >>34453210, though.

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>>34453125
Fate mechanics dictate the fluid most charged with mana is blood. Followed/disputed with semen (some mages prefer and even buy semen).
And then saliva, sweat, physical contact.
A cumshot from a really shitty mage is enough to charge up their strongest attack. So you kind of have the material you need to charge up her shampoo with mana.

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Alright, here's the deal. You're gonna have the opportunity to be locked in a room with a diamond suit cheshire cat for 1 full week. Inside will be all the amenities you need to be comfortable: a king sized bed, small kitchen, bathtub, and toilet. Not too different from a hotel room, but with no windows and no walls or door separating the bathroom. Just one big room where the two of you will always be in view of each other. The air will be laced with an compound containing silvervine and aphrodisiacs for maximum arousal and lust. She's gonna have access to a wide variety of potions and magical artifacts that can fulfill every fetish that crosses her mind, many of which will be /d/ in nature or maybe even worse.

Survive the ordeal you'll be granted an estate and enough funds to live without need of work for the rest of your exceptionally long lives together.

What do you say, anon? Will you take on the challenge?
If so, what tactics will you try to ensure that her fetishism remains somewhat tame? Will you be able to tame your new purple cat wife?

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>>34452955
The contrast between a smug confident pharaoh and an awkward nerdy apophis who tries to overthrow her would be pleasantly unique

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>>34453270
no, cause i have another

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>>34453261
>"Dear, did you cum in my shampoo so you can feed my hair again?"
>"...No? Hey, what should I do with this odd delivery of mice we just got?"

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>>34453270
Don't they usually put a downside on these?

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>>34453270
So what's the catch?

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>>34453317
>>34453343
/d/ tier fetishes m8

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>>34453270
>diamond suit
I don't respect dogfuckers.

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>>34453270
>Diamond
Nope. Maybe I'd take the offer with something that didn't come from Wonderland, but I admit that would ruin the fun.

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>>34453359
If it's only for a week I'd put up with almost anything, especially considering the reward.

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>>34453390
Even then, you'd have to think the first couple days would likely just vanilla sex before degenerating into something weird and depraved. So really, you're talking 4-5 days of weird stuff mixed into the normal vanilla routine of traditional fucking.

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What do you like most about your second and third favorite monster species?

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>>34453270
I'd take it. I'm already a /d/egenerate

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>>34453376
>just read the diamond trumpart profile
is KC into bestiality?

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>>34453359
It's KC though. She's not going to do anything I'm not comfortable with.

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>>34453442
>Lactating milkers with a hint of personality
>Playful blueberry femdom

>>34453462
Have you forgotten the siths? Besides, if.nothing else it'd be a fetish he's aware of that doesn't violate the hard rules of the setting.

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>>34453462
No he isn't

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>>34453462
>http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/prop.htm
>In other words, as part of the demon girl x human man play, the monster or tentacle that rapes the demon girl is her husband.
Only trough the temporary transformation of a human. Monsters would never fuck a literal animal. Monster don't care about physical form much and they can easily tell he still their husband regardless of the form he is in.

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>>34453462
>http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/prop.htm
>In other words, as part of the demon girl x human man play, the monster or tentacle that rapes the demon girl is her husband.
Only in the sense of a human man transformed temporarily into something else. No monster would ever have sex with a real animal. Monsters don't care much about physical form. Regardless of how he is transformed they can tell it's their husband.

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>>34453442
The both have big paws and claws, I like the idea of them wrapped around me and being stuck like a bug on flypaper in them.

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>>34453442
It's a tie between the Lamia, Yeti, and Weresheep. I guess it's all the cuddling, Yeti's love it, Weresheep got that sleepy cuddling/cuddlefucking combo, and Lamias have coiling.

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>>34453442
>Highly versatile robot wife that could easily fit into any harem because they don't demand or require constant sex
>Delicious brown

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>>34453442
black sclera and black sclera

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>>34453442
>Dragon
>Japanese Dragon
>underground Dragon

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>>34453616
Funnily enough, my first favorite is Manticores, a species known for being sadistic, hard doms, and I dunno how much that'd translate into cuddling but those other anons posting about Manticores being masters at aftercare makes me feel good.

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>>34453684
>underground Dragon
Wurms at raves

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How is it with the Aesir? How is it with the Elves? Why art thou come alone into Jötunheim?

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>>34453869
Honestly, good aftercare is something I'd expect from all of the physical dom types. The mane just makes it better. Also fluffier, but I repeat myself.

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>>34453903
Reminder that Freyr gave us his sword of light and doomed all the nine worlds in Ragnarok for ice giant pussy

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>>34453936
I can't really hold it against him.

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>>34453936
what an absolute lad

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>>34453903
Urge to snuggle.

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Between Wap doujins and Manticores I think something woke up in me about semen slurping tails

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>>34452872
I fucking love this
that is all
post more consent-play please

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>>34453930
Goes well that it's very close to her breasts too. You can have fluffy softness or pillowy warmth and you don't have to work much to switch between the two.

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>>34453442
While I may be a staunch monogamy guy who only has serious eyes for his #1, I have considered and appreciate the characteristics of all species and enjoy those aspects.
>2nd
>Cute small girl who tries her hardest to get your attention, really just wants to cuddle, called a pest by people who don't really know them all that well. I would let one buzz on up to me and I'd give her a big hug to tell her she's welcome here. Getting bitten is probably eminent but gosh darnit if she isn't cute while doing it
>3rd
>Big strong girl who has a more gentle side to her, I like that sex is on their mind but they aren't necessarily driven by it and can interact normally with you platonically before getting to take you to pound town. I like the idea of taking in a battle worn one and cleaning her up, making her feel nice and safe. Also that one fanart of her in bed with all her little babies in pajamas was the cutest thing in the world.

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>>34449156
>>34449171
Wait, does this mean the world operates on RPG logic with levels and HP/mana pools and such?

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>>34445292
I like the idea that their husband could control them unintentionally and reel them in when something doesn't go their way

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>>34454057
When your harem is the UN your other wives would probably help as well.

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>>34448334
*takes out auto crossbow loaded with demon silver bolts*
this is where the fun begins

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>>34454102
Van Onymous? Is that you?

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>>34454102
>*action*
Fuck off retard

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>>34448334
i'll take out a dining set and a table for them, they must be hungry

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>>34454115
no

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>>34454051
For the most part, yeah.

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>>34454021
I wish I had more, bro...

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>>34454130
What?

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>>34454051
Pretty sure he's just using that as an example because it's hard to explain the system for sensations that don't actually exist in this world. Like if you were a mid tier hero facing off against a powerful monster you wouldn't see Lvl 90 above her head and Lvl 40 above yours but you would still know she's far stronger than you

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Helping mgs with their stretches!

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>>34454148
hmm, can you abuse such things and do speedrun tech?

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>>34454051
There really aren't any hard numbers for anything. For the most part I think he was just using it as an example to explain the concept than using any actual numbers. MGE is heavily based on the concept of RPG random encounters with roaming monsters but without the bad end.
>The genre of MG itself was established from the idea of adding sexual meanings to the ways of attacking by monsters of JRPG. And many of them were concluded as "eat me"or"melt me", the consequence was death by predation. The reason why I started to create MGE is that I don`t like this grave consequence.(The episode of the Demon Lord traces this) On the other hand, the situations like being toyed with by monster girls with extraordinary power is attractive, and to delete it is equivalent to deny the genre itself, so I didn't want to do so. So, MGE has the essence of masochism primary.

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>>34453270
>magical artifacts that can fulfill every fetish that crosses her mind, many of which will be /d/ in nature or maybe even worse

easy TF her into a brick or something and kick back for a week

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>>34454051
Probably something more normal that those stats would (try) to quantify.

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>>34449661
>So I like watching Space Ranger and CC Magical Girl, what do you watch anon?
>Uuuhhhh I was watching a video on mkultra and the effects of dmt on chimpanzees the other day
And that's how anon married that nerdy lamia girl from work

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>>34453270
I'm not getting locked in with her, she's getting locked in with ME.
Time for some mutual corruption.

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>>34454191
Ah, I see. That said, though, I want to see an MGE speedrun like >>34454188 said. Which mamono has RNG manipulation? That'll be very important.

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>>34451466
Don't respond to off-topic spam

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>>34452688
This pharaoh doesn't even need to use her godvoice, one look in her eyes and I'm already dancing to her tune

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WHERE IS THE GOSH DARN JINKO LANDS!?!

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>>34454261
What happens when two schizos marry?

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>>34454373
They live long and happy lives and have many normal children

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>>34454366
Somewhere in the Mist Continent.

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>>34454366
turn left at rape alley, go straight for two intersections. turn left at wintertown and take the teleport to jinko land

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>>34454366
Depends on where you are.

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>>34454366
Try looking in that deep, dark cave nearby

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If you win the ball game, I will let you go! If you lose the ball game, you either give up your head or heart!

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>>34454437
which head tho?

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>>34454130
This

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>>34454421
>turn left at wintertown
That takes you through Siberian Jinko lands

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>>34454444
You know exactly which head she's talking about.

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>>34454437
what ball game

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>>34454437
>the poor anon who takes her dead seriously

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>>34454491
i only have one head. the one on my shoulders. she ain't gotta kill me, right

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>>34454532
It doesn't help how elated he'd be should he win.

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>>34454559
Her poor heart... Too bad the penalty for breaking it is losing your head, huh?

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I have a proposition, that i will use as my main case for ranking up as a senior officer in the Mamonocity Security Force until i can get to the top
Basically using Gremlin and Wurm hackers we find out and locate all the people who browse NTR content, afterwards we capture them and lock them for 2 weeks/ 1 month (depending on how serious the case is) in a room with a state assigned Shirohebi until they learn the value of true love and mutual trust and respect in a relationship
The lilims uptop will like this plan so much i can already feel my ass planted on the executive chair

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>>34454668
Why are you so obsessed with this concept of imposed hierarchy in mge? Part of the point of mge is to be free of all the expectations and bureaucracy that modern people are forced to spend all their time dealing with. If you want to self-insert as someone who has power that's ok but you could just state it and leave it at that instead of dividing it into categorical labels and red tape

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>>34453270
If I know /d/ then there's shrinking potions in there somewhere. I just have to drink those and then hide for a week.

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>>34453083
>>34452872
Yeah, your fiance's family pushing you to marry her is nice. It would be comforting to marry into a large family too.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best exotic foreign monster to be arrange married with and why is it pharaohs?

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>>34454871
ya got nile fever, anon

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>>34454891
Is it really a fever if it's my normal state of being

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>>34454871
>Pharaoh
I'm not really a spotlight or court kind of guy. Just send me off to an eel or my Yuki onna childhood friend or something.

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>>34454907
hmm

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>>34453462
I never noticed that before. What's the other main diamonds species?

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>>34454736
>in /jp/, the JAPANESE culture board
>thinks hierarchies are bad
Nta. Man, do you even salaryman? Hell, do you even imagination? Not everyone is fine with everything floating around willy-nilly, but you don't hear us bitching about your half-assed fantasy life.

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>>34454999
Okay. There is no need to be upset

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>>34454922
Those are both solid choices. Must be lucky for a normal monster to get an arranged marriage to a cute guy both parties consent is implied here of course. Unless you're into being "forced" into marriage with a cute monster

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>>34455023
Not upset, but that criticism didn't make sense. I'm not into yanderesnek, but can easily see one coming up with that anon's crazy plan. Because whitesnek be like that.

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>Jinko about to take a CAT test
>Tell her to put on that outfit
>When the results come back as CAT you just tell her that it must have been the lingerie throwing the results off
>Tiger ego status - saved
>Pelvis integrity status - in jeopardy

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>>34455042
Well, if my consent wasn't included it'd be less "arranged marriage" and more "targeted rape with a purpose" because I'd have fled the county. I doubt many monsters would refuse if presented with a man and told "this is for you," though. Especially more meek Zip monsters like the ones named.

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>>34454943
After combing through the pics of the wonderland girls, Jabberwock is the only one seen sporting a diamond brooch in it's main artwork. Odd considering it's probably better suited for a Club.

On a side note, I've searched the Mad Hatter up and down, but am unable to find any particular suit on them apart from the diamond pattern that seems to be common among a good number of the Wonderlasses (possible hinting that they all might have a touch of the diamond in them, but that's just a weak theory on my part).

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>>34454943
Jabberwocks.
You can tell by the pendant/brooch that the Wonderland species have.
I think Hatters, interestingly, lean to any suit.

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>>34455174
>Odd considering it's probably better suited for a Club.
Their species motivation is to be THE lewdest around. The doughragon is one guy’s waifu.

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>>34455184
>>34455174
>wock wants the knot
i guess we really do learn something new every day

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>>34455118
>rigging CAT tests
That's illegal anon. 30 days in the pede pit.

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>>34455042
>>34455132
Yeah, I think consent is implied. Both types are relatively coy. Notice I said relatively. Japanese women can be insistent in their own way. I wonder how the more forceful approaches would go those two? A Yuki can't snowblow your whole town, a Eel can't make you slip n slide everywhere.

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>>34454922
>I'm not really a spotlight or court kind of guy.
Same, but I wouldn't mind being a consort (or even just her concubine/personal slave) that doesn't make any public appearances and doesn't interact with the court.

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>>34455184
isn't that just the little gem that mge dragons in general have?

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>>34455209
>Wonderworm and Dormouse are the Club girls
Honestly Clubs is where it's at

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>>34455132
Most Western ""arranged marriages"" were essentially recommendations anyway and wouldn't go through if the two involved parties didn't like each other. Sure you'd have forced marriages occasionally but those weren't indicative of society at large
>>34455226
Sure they may not do anything to you in public but sneaking into your room at night is fair game

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>>34455237
Well it can be both, all Wonderland girls have a jewel brooch in the shape of whatever suit they are, so KC may have just incorporated that design into the already existing dragon gem-thing

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>>34455237
It’s been relocated, certainly looks more diamond-like, and if it IS that then it’s probably intentional.
After all, the Queen of Hearts created jabberwocks by turning the dragons desire to be the most powerful into a desire to be the most lewd. It’s been twisted.

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>>34455226
The Yuki only needs to snow your house in while you're sleeping and you're already buds anyway. Eel whore might have a harder time, but the wear-you-down approach would probably work if she could get any face time.

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>>34455237
She also has a second one below that looks the same, just smaller.

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>>34455257
I dunno about the bedside surprise. Isn't that extreme for those two? If it was a Rainslime, I could see it.
>>34455264
>>34455237
KC never went into detail afaik. Ever wonder what the gems do? If a Dragon is going to walk around with a chunk of hoard all day, it probably does something. Something lewd probably. Clothing immolation on target?
>>34455295
Well yeah. That makes sense. Forgot he mentioned one was a childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

around what's the height of a loli monster girl compared to a normal man?

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>>34444491
it was a past time of mine to take questions like this and repost them on yahoo answers to see people's confused responses.

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>>34455419
Loli's are just under shin height if you're a westerner.

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>>34455419
typical 8-12 year old height depending on preference

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>>34455392
>Isn't that extreme for those two?
Desperate times and all. And even then, there's a difference between waking up handcuffed to the bed with one of your locks blown off and a cute girl in lingerie with wet eyes waking you with a kiss on the cheek after using the key your parents gave her. The latter option doesn't feel terribly out of character.

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>>34454871
>why
I don't know, but reluctantly meeting the arranged bride candidate and discovering she's a super cute loli Pharaoh would be the perfect combination of "oh no I actually like her" and "UOOHHH"

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>>34452353
Monsters are easy to imagine:
>"What kind of dick does he have?"
>"What kind of dick does she take?"
The Order is anime mangled Christianity, so I guess they'd get it.

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>>34455440
damn, i forgot just how tiny they are

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>>34455419
Somewhere between standing blowjob height and standing naizuri height, probably.

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>>34455419
roughly 1.5x the average westerner's height, you'll probably only reach up to their navel

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>>34455483
When you put it like that, sure. How'd she convince your parents that she wasn't just horny for your body heat or trying to make you trip and slide into her eelhole by 'accident'?

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>>34455392
>go to Zipangu and book a stay in an inn
>the locals are all very nice but it's very hot and humid
>trying to sleep but it's just too hot
>feel a pleasant cool sensation on your chest
>drift off into dreamland
>awaken from the best sleep in while
>there's a figure at your bedside but you aren't afraid
>morning sun illuminates a nureonago gently smiling
>you realizing you're smiling too
>she has her hands and arms on your chest spreading a cool slime
>it feels just right
>she says "Sorry to intrude husband but you seemed so uncomfortable that I just couldn't leave you alone" In heavily accented but still legible English
Zipangu girls are great

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>>34455639
Why would she need to convince them of that? If they're trying to get me married then my fiance slipping into my bedroom for a rendezvous is exactly what they want, no matter her motivation.

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>>34455726
nice, sounds very comfy indeed

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>>34455485
If I were married to a pharaoh and she used a lolification potion I wouldn't even want to fug her just hold and spoil her
>Tall regal pharaoh turns into a loli for a day
>Husband puts her in his lap and feeds her sweets while holding her

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>>34454999
So you're looking for the world building thead

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>>34455762
Not even a slime guy but nures are so pure in their love that if one pursued me I may make an exception

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>>34455800
yeah, it would break my heart to see one of them cry. i would end up in a bigamy if one happened to approach me

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>>34454188
>Stand at door to an ancient pyramid
>Sphinx gives you a smug grin that would rival a Cheshire and says the only way in is if you answer her riddle
>Take out a wooden tray from your backpack, hold it out in front of you, and run at the door
>Sphinx is left in shock as you phase through the door and into the main chamber, with all the kettles, cheese wheels, and other glitch items you have clanking around in your backpack

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>>34455846
erm akshually giving riddles was the Greek sphinx and you're obviously an Egyptian sphinx soooo ummmm... yeah

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>>34455846
that got me thinkin of damage boostin to go faster and worried monsters would get seeing things like that

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>>34455730
Fair enough. The bigger question is how you avoided the ice breath, or the people around her. Ice breath is the height of marriage arranging techmology.

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>>34455895
>Anon drops a bomb on the floor to boost his way to the top of the castle and fight the Lilim immediately
>All the succubus and lizardman guards in full panic mode as Anon grabs a ledge and does some side hops to align himself for the boost

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>>34455898
>The bigger question is how you avoided the ice breath
If you're properly kissing her every day this won't be an issue in the first place

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>>34454051
Yes. It is a patrician's choice to roll for who in a couple will cum first. Max out your Sta and techniques. Only then will taste the victory of seeing an sloppy ahego drool face. The loser is consigned to the wet spot of shame.

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>>34455942
Depends on where you are kissing her. Are you some cad who would kiss her above the waist before the 3rd date? Scandalous.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay fox headpats go here
Any questions?
And before you ask, yes, it is compulsory
You will be mofu'd even if you refuse

[Anonymous No.]

What are the naming conventions for humans? Can I just use whatever? Do places like India and Russia exist?

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>>34455937
>Anon then allows himself to be hit by the mino boss to jump just right to fly into the penultimate floor before the lilim
>cuts and heals himself to raise his levels to the max
>goes in wearing nothing but his undies

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>>34455942
>not getting your tongue stuck in her icy butthole
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455969
Sorry, I only pet foxes with long tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455895
>slaps lizardman with penis
>she starts blinking in and out of sight
You fool, now she is unblockable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456006
now that would be quite the icey predicament to be stuck in when you go to the er

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455998
I just random name generator them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455998
They do if you want. There is lots of space.
>>34456043
This.

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>>34455937
>>a bomb
>confronting the raid boss
>anon is on his last legs
>only reason he hasn't been KO'd like his party is that the demon is still monologuing about what their daughters names will be or something
>it's a good thing anon still has his final resort
>starts fiddling with a duffle bag
>demon begins to notice somethings up and pauses her speech in time to notice anon pull out a deep sea mine
>a fucking deep sea mine
>drops it on the floor with a thooom followed by dead silence
>after a few moments it begins to whirr and produce a slow lumbering clicking sound
>boss tackles anon
>party members tackle anon
>everybody has to evacuate the castle before the top half gets blown sky high
>not even his party objects when the demon boss insists on staying with anon out of his own good so he never does anything that dangerously stupid again although she did think it was pretty cool

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>>34456033
perfect, i can use her hit to fly all the way to the final area

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh geez mastah, don't make me spell it out for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456071
>using the force of her attack to escape
Does that count as winning or losing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455969
I'm going to intentionally miss the pat zone on purpose and aim for the ears, cheeks, or under the chin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456110
losing cause she lost her target

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>>34456096
>pell it out for you...
f is for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456134
fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456142
us is for..

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456134
Ferromagnetism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456034
>not licking her butthole with the force required to shatter hydrogen bonds
(You) need to go to the ER. Get this man some raging mushrooms stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456170
u and me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455898
Cold breath is OP. My icefu would understand the importance of letting me feel like I made a choice on my own without coercion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455726
nice and the jelly is a bonus too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34455432
…..FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters are you picking for your mofuball team?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456096
Dumb chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456185
She does the ice breath when rejected. So it isn't coercion until then.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw anon gets caught in the snare trap
Things are gonna get TRIBAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456271
Tacos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456034
>"Dr. White Horn it's happened again"
>Anon and his Yuki-onna wife are back
>Anon gives her a muffled "hello"
>Yuki's covering her face in embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456271
i have neck knife for this reason. also smell ya later aligators

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456231
I'm picking a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456231
i got the stealers winning the chip in 4 ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456271
Househusband life isn't bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456271
>>34456285
>tfw you've never been as happy about anything
The simple and tribal have their own charm points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445534
>>34445560
+1, uber cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456271
They better let me go or I'm gonna give them smallpox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456294
Based, neck knives are tight. Using them is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456294
>Anon cuts the rope of the snare trap
>Lands in a pit trap
You aren't leaving the jungle that easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456333
>implying they won't extract the vaccine from your dick
So naive. Don't look down on Amazon medicare or it's back to the orgy IC ward for observation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456384
i can climb

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445560
I imagined it and it gives me the same vibes as this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456007
I think I found what my ideal fox looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456250
Right, so the goal would be to get my heart before she feels desperate enough to do that, otherwise I'm going to be a little salty forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456384
>anon uses grapple and rope to escape pit
>rehearsed museum speech distracts junglekots
>get away with idol
>put it in a museum
>dab on jungle
I guess the only grinding they do in the jungle is on their intricately carved sextoys.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how in most monster girl games, sex reduces your HP and you ejaculate when you reach 0. What monster girls would restore your HP with sex and make you ejaculate once they overheal you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456504
unicorns

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>>34456504
>they cause your hp value to overflow and loop back to 0

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry just posting this so I can find it in the archive for convenience sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456437
Wasn't there some hot enchantment food in dragon book? Fire magic could work. You could resist the ice breath and wag your finger at her. Then tell her to 'chill out'. It's a cute image.

[Anonymous No.]

what commmon rpg loopholes can ya exploit to be a god, while doing nothing in MGE

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>>34456504
I'd say all monsters in MGE would. Monsters pour mana into their husband during sex that protects them and keeps them vitalized. If we were to put that in RPG logic it would heal you until you reach a certain point of overheal (say 200%) then drop you back down to 100% and start over because sex doesn't actually weaken you in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456525
>some saved my cap
I can rest happy now

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>>34456538
>CHF is trying to seduce you
>You know it
>Both of you know the others' hard counters after years of playing around together
>As far as she can tell you've basically become the Batman and it pisses her off to no end but she's still not without her wiles
It'd make for a good lighthearted story where both parties give up and give in to each other at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456504
angels

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>>34456540
Praying is low impact high reward. If you pick a god besides the Chief.

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>>34456571
How did you make it if I may ask?
As in connect the relevant posts without a break and proportion the cap properly. I'm a bit of a dope when it comes to these things and liked how neat it was despite the relative length of the story

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the dragon fell for my trap and got under the kotatsu, she is too comfy to move! It is time to loot her hoard!

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>>34456603
I just used the snipping tool and stuck them together in paint

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456597
>misspeak during your prayers and call her the 'Queef God'
>get banished so hard you immediatly get teleported to Pandemonium and join the Fallen Church

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456614
jokes on you she moved her hoard under the kotatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456618
OH MY GOD, KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456618
Now I want to see what happens if I misspeak and pledge loyalty to the Beef God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456134
Feather duster? Do you need a new feather duster? I'll get you a new feather duster tomorrow, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456614
>haha finally got her where I want her
>start to walk away
>why is my shirt not coming
>yoinked back by dragon
>trapped in kotatsu with dragon
>mumbling something in her sleep while smiling

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>>34456575
Very comfy. The structure depends on whether the ice breath is deliberate or a reflex for when she is too hard up. I think the second is better. She can be moe embarrassed by her puff of cold neediness. There should be 'going steady without getting mega-seduced' parts of each profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get stalked by your yandere Manticore aunt from the first day she sees you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456621
Does MGE have hammerspace?

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>>34456669
>visit aunticore
>she makes you some lemonade
>it's got a weird pinkish color to it
>she didn't say she was making pink lemonade
>in fact you can see the mix package she used, it's clearly regular lemonade
>oh well she probably put some sort of extra sweetener in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456662
That'd be amazing. Hot and heavy rape is good for jokes and fapping, but I do most frequently find my mind wandering to thoughts of flirting and everyday life. Guess that's what the guides are for, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456669
Why would aunty do that? she is very kind to me. She does have some weird comics in her room tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456615
Sick

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>>34456648
you already know, what's gonna happen, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456007
the umbrella has a very long tongue

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>>34456648
That's just another name for Ares, surprisingly fitting considering it could mean a fight or muscle

[Anonymous No.]

Loudly proclaiming your loyalty to the pharaoh with the currently unmarried apophis in earshot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34453271
I want to protect them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456669
Wouldn't that be like in your crib or something? At least your parents won't ever need to look for a babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

a bapho pic is coming. but next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456096
Breed the maid! NOW

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>>34456669
>every time you go to the pool or do any sort of physical activity and pictures get posted online they're liked in under a second
>one day you visit her place and go into the basement
>shrine full of printed out pictures of you and a bunch of your stuff
>turn around to see aunt manti on the stair steps
>her yellow eyes glowing while licking lips staring you down
>all you can hear is her labored breathing and the slooshing of juices coming out of the tailpussy as she inches closer towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456845
>Giving your creepy aunty a hug because you love her anyway!

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>>34456703
It is nice to have daily life level details and interactions to make it all fit together. I don't know what you mean about the guides. Aren't the guides full of mostly rape-ortunities and happy rapees? That's part of daily life, but it is for the unmarried or honeymooners. I see why that's the focus, but mild flirting isn't common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456780
I don't know if that tongue would fit in my mouth. Can't french the umbrella, sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456845
>open arms and tell her I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456780
I remember when I first got into MGE Karakasa-Obake was my #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456843
Urge to bully shorties rising...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456843
>bapho pic
waiting eagerly for next thread then

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>>34456863
>>34456883
>go up to hug her and say you love her
>she goes red to the face
>says she needs you to excuse her for a second
>got to get the video cameras ready for this
>never thought she'd get this far

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456789
Is it fine to worship Ares if I'm not a warrior, but my wife is?

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>>34456920
what if there isn't a next thread?

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>>34456866
I never said anything about "mild" flirting. Even the more honeymoon-oriented stuff puts me in a comfier headspace than the RAPERAPEMARRYMATE the Scholar often fills the profiles with. It's a decent enough starting off point, plus you pick up a few details and impressions here and there if you're looking for them. For example, I really want to try farming with Marune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456942
there has to be one, for bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456914
>>34456920
it is gonna be funni pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456969
is it >>34445490

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>>34456930
Ares is a voyeur pervert. She WITNESSED your wife bullying your cock, so you will go to Valhalla SHINY AND CLEEN! But only the kitchen parts, not the battlefields. Unless you need to bring the girls some much needed food, drink, or nagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456988
yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456908
I'm starting to appreciate them more and more, but they have very tough competition, so I don't know if they'll ever come close to the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456965
but maybey there insn't
maybey this is the last /mgt/ thread ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457048
mabey ya had a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457083
let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>Anubis wife purposely plans out conception so that her children are born with the same birthday as her
>"It's only efficient to celebrate them all at the same time dear"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456844
>Kiki misspells breed as bread
>Fuming while mastah pelts her with loaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457117
>Gives them the same names too
Her daughters are going to be the mge equivalent of Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny

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>>34456958
Fair enough. There is a different level of intensity. I'd tour Dragonia to laugh at the men getting insta-married. Assuming I could avoid getting an extra wife. I still wish more was on the level of almost-honeymooner levels of comfy. All of KC's emphasis on the SUPERRAPE looks a bit redundant and (imho) doesn't need the assigned level of detail he gave it. The details for the other levels don't really 'fill themselves out', not w/o a lot more effort on the viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456969
Looking forward to it.

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>>34457037
>you will go to Valhalla SHINY AND CLEEN! But only the kitchen parts, not the battlefields.
That's acceptable, pleasing the fierce warrior wife in the afterlife is a fine fate.
>nagging
Please elaborate.

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>>34457172
thanks

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>>34454522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Ballgame

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457037
She seemed quite interested when I took my 8 foot wife and wrestle her into a mating press while being 5'9'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34445454
How about druella getting thrown into the lim bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456292
Dr. White Horn prescribes 2 cups of hot cocoa for the frozen patients!

[Anonymous No.]

what if layers of white got an anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457253
It is scientifically proven that the quickest and healthiest way for a man to defrost is to take a warm bath with a hot drink and a hot mamano

[Anonymous No.]

Would a pharaoh be mad or impressed that I spent an entire paycheck on yugioh cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457277
she'd only be impressed if u got the god cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457269
or be a mad lad and light a fire with napalm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457288
>healthiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457300
never it was, madlad for a reason

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>>34457190
Warriors need the nagging and concern of their mates. The rough and tumble life is one that disregards comfort and niceties. So it is the task of the mate to support the Amazon. The crude ways of the Amazon warrior regarding food and physical care aren't enough to keep her fit for battle. She needs quality nagging, which probably counts a foreplay. She knows you're serious about something if you keep nagging her AFTER sex.
>>34457210
>will sire powerful Amazons
I should think so. You will receive a ornamental hair comb of semiprecious stone to represent your prowess in mating. The menfolk will be envious. Doubly so if it is pot shaped to show your cooking expertise. The nagging comb's design is a phallus with a mouth, as is the traditional depiction of nagging in Amazon society. Getting a comb showing all three attainments is Legendary and your wife will drip even more excessively with pride at your grace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457284
>I'll trade all three to you, for two happy lover cards
God I cringed typing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457359
moreover, I even lift more than her. I ended up doing most of the duties such as hunting, and protecting the village

[Anonymous No.]

Telling your monster roommate that you are remaining chaste until marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457447
i would rather say im doing no nut november

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>>34457447
I want to be isekai'd into a space mamono empire setting and have a small rogue trader ship crewed by a pharaoh(far down the line of succession) and demon pick up my life pod. Comfy space trucking, trading and adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457498
Didn't mean to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457498
I'm glad posters are getting a use out of this image I made. God, imagine if KC did versions of his profile images from the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457498
>Born too early to be a space trucker
At least I was born in time for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457521
Pharaoh ass is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457498
>Space Outlaw Anon: Origins

[Anonymous No.]

Finally getting an official mamano figure. If MGE had figures I would buy them in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457533
I wanna feel those skin dents

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457533
That would be something i would do as well. imagine getting to seeing the cosmos just to get some monsters fucking dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457583
I would be the living dildo for those two space mamono 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457498
Remember, in space no one can hear you scream

[Anonymous No.]

>her face when you have fire resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457553
Setsuna is a good girl, nice taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457642
ya mean ya cum becomes a ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457544
>how can dragon commander compete with TWO space aunts?

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>>34457445
How un-manly and cruel of you. Your poor wife is beset with cooking and cleaning, while you engage in scandalously unmasculine behaviors. Amazons have not the knack for housework, which is why they need men. You are consigning her to a hovel and letting the other womenfolk look upon her with mockery and derision. You should get a turtle if THAT'S your thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457533
>>34457498
The red marks on the Pharaoh have always looked like dry cracked skin to me.

[Anonymous No.]

What's good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457693
that may be true, but I pound her so hard that everyone knows I'm fuckin her. Hell I took her to the public square and banged full nelson in front of Ares shrine. It seemed like what I did was good, cause the next day, I caught the biggest boar that's anyone caught in the village

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457693
But Anon, what if an Amazon wants to be a humble housewife? Would you really deny a girl her dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457744
What a deviant

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg could beat kratos ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457798
A zombie of his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457795
made me think of an entire village of amazons that somehow became maids and are submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457795
Yeah, well, that deviant makes a mean casserole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457739
Oh no. How can she bear the shame? You may as well be the one wearing a skirt, burping, scratching, and unhygienic. I'm sorry to say this anon, but the only way she may be redeemed in the eyes of society is to wear pantaloons and practice her housework. Tribal societies make exceptions for the shaman class, but she will spend the hereafter in the kitchen.
>>34457744
Then I guess she is very happy. Also this: >>34457795

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457825
>entire village of big, scarred girls in ill-fitting maid outfits
I must find this village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457521
>God, imagine if KC did versions of his profile images from the back
Pharaoh, demon, wight, dark mage and tsurara-onna would be particularly interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457825
Daggum chemicals in the water, turning the amazons sub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457844
Also troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457553
>MGE figures come out
>Wurms completely devoid from the market
>One man harbored all of them
>They are all buried deep underground in the countryside by a massive shovel dug hole

[Anonymous No.]

I will NEVER Kiki ever avain

[Anonymous No.]

>The fate of all young men in Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457838
so Ares isn't gonna fry my ass, well okay. All the youngins from the village do try and make fun her but, quickly scamper off after I look at and say, ya gonna stay spinsters if ya keep actin like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457862
I ain't that cruel, i would sell them for a slight mark up and one at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457890
>Momsters

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what would it be like to end up in a village full of single turtle girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457906
>sets them up for sale on ebay
>browses ebay
>sees wurm figure
>impulse buys it
>goes to ship figurine that he just sold
>puts his address on it and brings it to the post office
>it arrives in the mail a couple days later
>happy with his new wurm figurine, and selling the previous one made up for the cost of this one

[Anonymous No.]

TRIAL OF THE DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457896
Ares likes (non evil) warriors. Regardless of anything else, you're in her good books. Unless you're an evil bastard. I'm surprised that the other Amazons accepted you. How DID that happen? There's no way you could fight all of them or force them to change their society. Oh, I know. Before you were married, did they already mock and tease your wife for being a womanlet who is delicate too interested in housework?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458016
nah, was blesed with retard strength. they ain't much in my head, but I can lift a lot and can tank quite a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457972
Something like a zombie movie, only with smart zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458036
>blessed with retardation
I see. Ares was very generous with you. In many areas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458009
so just lure out of her neet cave with my dick, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458068
thinking alot make my head hurt, so my wife does it for me. She tells me what to do and how to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458100
Domestics and brainwork is the job of an Amazon husbando. So she's quite the masculine husbando to be so responsible she's still a pants wearing deviant I wish you well in your unconventional lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458170
thank you, still don't what a devaiunt is? Should ask her about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34456844
I thought this was supposed to mean that?

[Anonymous No.]

human boys secretly want to be _____ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34457890
Dhibi draws such great expressions

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458218
>loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458218
cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458218
Respected, and by that I mean RAPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458218
smothered

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458258
>Hey there, I was just looking at your profile and I wanted to let you know that I think you are really handsome. I know you probably get this all the time, but even though I'm a monster (haha yeah, cringe I know) I am one of the good ones. I think it would be great if we could get together and play video games or something, I've messaged you so we can exchange information.
That was physically painful to type

[Anonymous No.]

>You're cute when you're calm
>But you're even cuter in a panic
>Tonight, I want to hear you scream

[Anonymous No.]

>>34458336
Doesn't take much to get a snake to strike.